April 25, 2025 • 37 mins
You aren’t going to win if you pull your punches. The enemies of the human race only understand one thing. Trying to stay informed when you’re stuck in your car. The unspoken rules of combat. Should single guys dye their hair? Trying to lead a more balanced life.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful spectacular Friday. All right, so let's just dig
into some things. First of all, we're gonna deal with
the lemon voodoo thing that Chris pulled on us. That's
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not First, we're gonna talk about where the comedies are
gonna go. Then we'll get to the lemon stuff. Then
we'll talk about sanctuary cities all that, maybe even some
B seventeen talk and more coming up in the final
hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. Now, the guy writes
in an email and he says, hey, you talk about
ignoring the Supreme Court, but where will they go after that?
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Where will we go as a country? This is an
understandable concern, It's an understandable email. But here's the problem.
That is, when you are going into a fight, the
worst possible way to go into a fight, and it
is a guarantee that you will lose the fight. Allow
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me to explain, I have been in quite a few
scraps in my life, because you can tell by the
scars on my knuckles. If you go into a fight,
you will be afraid, understandably, because you're gonna be hurt.
It hurts. Hurts your face, it hurts your knuckles, it
hurts your back, it hurts you. Fighting hurts. It's not fun,
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hurts if you hold back, if you go into it
with the mentality that, hey, if I hit him too hard,
if I land that kidneys shot, I'm gonna make him mad,
and then he's really gonna hurt me. If that is
how you think how much you're going to lose. You
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must go into a fight and unload everything without thinking
about the consequences, because that's the only way you're going
to win. When it comes to dealing with America's communists,
understand that they've proven time and time again there is
no rule, there is no law, there is no court,
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there is no nothing in their minds that will stop
the revolution. The revolution supersedes all It most definitely supersedes
the country, or lives or anything else. These people are
committed all the way we normal people like you and I.
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We want to live in a normal, civil society that
we've known. We want to live in the society that
we've known, and we have concerns. Some people have concerns
and I understand that. Again, I get the email. People
have concerns if we escalate, won't they escalate. So I
don't know if this is going to calm your fears
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or not, but I am going to tell you this,
they are going to escalate no matter what you do.
There is nothing you can do. There is no good
conduct you can do. There's no bad conduct you can do.
There's nothing you can do. It's completely out of your control.
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Nothing you can do will stop the communist demons from
escalating until the revolution is successful. That's how communists operate.
That's how they've always operated. The only chance, the only
chance you have at stopping them, dissuading them, or slowing
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them down, is giving them pain. I don't say that
because it's wonderful talk radio fodder. I say that because
the whole history of communism proves that to be the case,
and people who have dealt with communism all say the
exact same thing. They will push and push and push
and push and destroy and gobble and destroy and gobble
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and destroy and gobble until they run into serious resistance
with teeth. Otherwise there is no stopping him. That Sultan,
It's end quote. I've quoted it before. Here it is again.
I remember this is a human being who watched the
communist destruction of his country, who spent time in gulags.
This was his quote. The enemies of the human race,
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that's what he called communists, respect the big fist and
nothing else. The harder you slug them, the safer you
will be. Let me read it one more time. The
enemies of the human race respect the big fist and
nothing else. The harder you slug them, the safe or
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you will be. I don't know. I don't know what
will happen if we ignore the Supreme Court. Will they Well,
they already have and they will again. Will they I
don't know. I don't know, But I do know this.
If we don't start dealing aggressively with communists, then we
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are already done. The only chance you have is to
hurt them now, not physically. I don't want you doing
anything illegal. I don't want you going up punching anybody
or shooting anybody. I don't want you to do that.
I'm talking about with the political power we have, we
must use it to attack communist criminality. It's not even
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like I want people or I think we should go
after people for you know, being Democrats or something like that.
That's crazy. I don't want that at all. I don't
want to live in that kind of country. But communists
commit crimes as simply what they do, because you have
to commit crimes if you're fighting a revolution. That's why
there's all these well, I'll keep bringing it back to
legals because it's the best example. That's why there are
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all these examples of communists doing brazenly illegal things. When
it comes to illegal immigration, a freaking judge had a
game member living in his house, living in his house.
These people to do communist activism is to violate the law.
So you must take your power and smash them. And
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if the communists have taken over a critical institution like
a court, any level of the court, and they've decided
that they're evil, their criminality now is the law. You
still have to smash them. You have no choice, there's
no stopping it. You didn't choose that. If you want
to feel better about it, you didn't make that choice.
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They made that choice. You are in a political war.
You didn't get to say so. Sorry, Jesse, I need answers. Oh,
the subject to this one is Jewish magic. You remember,
maybe from earlier in the week. I was getting ready
to sneeze and Jewish producer Chris told me to think
about a lemon and the sneeze went away. And I'm
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still just so weird it out. I'm so weirded out
because it worked anyway, This lady said, Jesse, I need answers.
Just as you were talking about Chris using the word
lemon to avoid your sneeze, I also had the feeling
of a sneeze. In addition to you talking about the
word lemon, I also said the word out loud, and
it didn't work. I have tried this two more times
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this week and it has not worked at all. Do
I need to be Jewish to use this magic? Can
a gentile be taught? Please ask Chris. I need clarification.
His name is Connor, Chris. Where are we at on this? Oh, Chris,
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I got a sneeze coming. He said, all right, it works.
Chris said, you can't do it to yourself. He's claiming
he doesn't know why. I think we all know there
are secrets we're not privy to. But he says he
doesn't know why. But you can't do it to yourself.
But I can ask you to do it to me
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and it will work. That doesn't make sense at all. What, Chris,
What Now, that's a good point. Chris said, he didn't
tell me to think about a lemon, and that's true.
He just said the word lemon and it went away.
I have to know there has to be some sort
of a I mean, maybe it is just Jewish voodoo.
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And I'm so mad at myself because after I called
it Jewish voodoo, we had so many emails from people
saying I should have called it judo and your wife
said the same thing. Chris. Of course, of course I
feel I blame me. How could I know that's a layup.
It's like I'm in the WNBA. I had a layup
and I just missed. Hey, Jesse. With two more rulings today,
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the defunding sanctuary cities and requiring citizens to vote who
are both unconstitutional, you can count me out on caring
about the Constitution. These people must be destroyed. My patience
is no longer wearing thin. It's gone. He says. His
name is Chris. Well, look, when it comes to the Constitution,
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don't we don't need to dog it. The Constitution is
and was wonderful. The Bill of Rights is and was wonderful.
I want to live under the government that was laid
out in our Constitution, and I hope you do as well.
But it may eventually, and we may be here. Now
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there comes a point where it's noll and void. If
one side has complete disdain and disregard for it, right,
it can't be the Constitution. What it absolutely cannot be
is a list of rules that only Republicans have to follow.
If that's where we're at, then what he just said,
I mean, I get emails like this all the time.
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This is what the mood of the country is. The
right is tired of that way of thinking. Hey, here's
a list of reasons why you can't fight back. Well wait,
do they follow those rules? Well no, but here's your
list of rules that doesn't. It doesn't fly with people.
It won't fly with people, won't fly with me. You
know what else won't fly with me? Pain and be
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seventeen bombers. We'll get to that in a moment. But
pain doesn't fly with me. You see, I used to
do the whole ignore it thing. I'm a Kelly. That's
what we do. Ah, I'll be fine. I'll be fine,
and then of course I'm not fine. So what do
I do? I don't sleep. I snap at everybody. I'm
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terrible about that. When I'm sick, when I'm hurt, I
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We get there right. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday. Member You
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can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey, Jess, Yeah,
I love the show. I listened very often on iHeart
eleven fifty am k EIB The Patriot. That's a great station.
When I miss it, I'll catch up on the pod. Anyway,
my daughter's friend came over to the house after school
to study for their World history exam. Couple freshmen. After that,
I take them to volleyball practice. So on the way
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to practice, we catch the last hour of the Thursday Show.
Last night show, when you were talking about communism and feminism,
you caught their attention playing that why are You Gay? Soundboard,
and the giggles came out, they put their phones away.
You had their attention and mine. It was such perfect timing.
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I'm glad they got to hear your take on the
whole matter of nuclear family and boys and girls chopping
off boy and girl parts. You hit the nail on
the head as always, and I'm glad they got to
hear it from you in a cool way. You made
it interesting, easy to understand, and you were genuine the
commercial break, I turned down the radio. I asked her
friend if her dad listens to talk radio of any
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kind quote, Nope, he just listens to music. What enormy
I thought even better that she catch that little but
informative bit. Good job you're doing the lord's work. His
name is John well One. Don't beat up. I guess
probably too bad on people who just listen to music. Man,
I listen to music a lot when I'm done with
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the day. I like jam in the music. I dig
on music. But like I mentioned to everybody earlier, you
don't understand how much more informed you are than most people.
And it becomes frustrating for you and me because being
informed today is so easy, so easy. You drive places, right,
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or at least if you're a kid, maybe you ride places.
But what else are you doing in the car? I
know you can listen to music, but it doesn't even
have to be just political. Maybe w you geek out
on honestly whatever arc history, it doesn't matter what it is.
There's something out there audio wise for everybody with nothing
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else to do but sit in the car. Knowledge is
piped into your ears now you have to almost work
to avoid it. That's why that's right, Chris, the Anti
Communist Manifesto. It's available on audiobook. Chris, that was so shameless.
I didn't even do that on my life. That was Chris,
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I respect it though it's available at Jesse kellybook dot com. Anyway, Seriously, endless,
endless quantities of information are available out there, and most
people don't do it. And part of the problem is
when you have kids, like when you raise kids, it
can be look, raising kids is hard, and I'm certainly
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not Father of the Year by any stretch, but we
get less purposeful sometimes with teaching our kids lessons. My
oldest son, James, my youngest son, has been out of town.
He had a big school field trip. My oldest son, James.
I decided last night after I got off the show,
I wanted to have a late dinner. I wanted to
take him out, just sim and me. So we went,
(15:13):
of course, to Red Lobster. I asked him where he
wanted to go. I asked him. For anybody thinking I
forced it, I asked him, I said, well, go wherever
you want. He said, red Lobster. We went to Red
Lobster last night after the show. So I picked him up,
we took him out, took him out to dinner. And
I mean it was an hour and a half, two
hours maybe when you count the drive and everything else there.
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But I was talking about things that I was talking
about on the show last night, and and things going
on in the world, because he's curious about that. And
you can just tell now he's sixteen years old. He's
sucking up all this knowledge, all this information, and he
wants it, he wants more. And we can all do that.
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It's easy to turn on a podcast or if you
if you don't, again, I'm not killing you for listening
to music. Please listen to music. You can do it.
You don't need me to do it. You could do.
I'm happy to help. If I can help with your
kids in some way, I'm happy to do that. I
it blesses me to know en that this is a
family show that people listen with their kids. I love that,
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and I've promised you and I will always keep that promise.
This will always be a show you can listen to
with your kids. We're not gonna talk about I'm not
gonna cuss. We're not gonna talk about a bunch of
perverted stuff. Now, if we go to history, there'll be
gonna be violence and things like that in there. But
I try the best I can to make sure. Look,
I'll be honest. I shoot for can a six or
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seven year old probably hear that and get by. For
the most part, I would think, Chris, do I nail that?
As a parent? Yeah? Do it? I try. That's what
I try to go for, right, That's what I try
to go for. I want you listening with your kids
because I have. Those are valuable times. Those are precious memories.
My wife, it's really it's really precious. My wife's dad,
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his name's Corbett. He's a total stud. I really lucked
out with my in laws. But Corbett is his name,
is a wonderful dude. And she, you know, she's not
super political to this day. She's not super political, and
she wasn't when we met, but I was. But she
is most definitely a right winner. And you talk to her.
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She was a gymnast, as you know, a high, high
level gymnast. She remembers her dad, Corbett, and her driving
to and from gymnastics practice, listening to Rush Limbaugh. Where
did she get her basis of knowledge, her basis of patriotism. Well,
somebody offering that stuff in an entertaining way maybe make
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you snicker every now and then. And I'm certainly obviously
not comparing myself to the goat but that kind of
stuff that could be valuable time with your kids that
they'll associate with you. Right. She'll say, my dad made
me listen to Rush all the time. She remembers it.
Speaking of fathers. I have told you about Legacy Box
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I understand it's quite a trust thing to load that
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can you check in? Can you make sure they got it?
Are they taking care of it? They took care of everything.
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They will digitize your stuff. They will send you your
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handsome I am. Hey, Jesse, I really enjoy your history segments. Recently,
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when searching through other history podcasts and found the History
of World War two podcast. They were playing clips from
an interview with a B seventeen co pilot. This man's
last name is Lucado Lukudu. Whatever I believe talked about
after the tide of the war had turned German fighter
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pilots actually ramming the Americans after they ran out of AMMO.
I was shocked. Why haven't I ever heard of this?
And I was wondering if you have said his name
is Eddie? Okay, so I actually have heard of this.
Not nearly as common in Germany as it was in Japan,
but as we are going to do it at some
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point in time. A history podcast on Kama Casey's I know,
the Alexander the Great comes first, he won the vote,
but Kama Kazi will come after that. I've been already started,
I've already started geeking out on both things. Kind of
just beginning. I'm beginning right. Remember, this is very very
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common in war for a population, including military, to be
propagandized to believe things about the other side that are
not true. Okay. I actually just read a story this morning.
This was about it was Vietnam Macvsog stuff. But they
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had taken a Vietnamese I think she was viet Cong.
They had taken a viet Cong woman prisoner, and she
was up in a helicopter. They were a couple thousand
feet above the ground, and they kind of looked the
other way, and she just ran and dove right out
the helicopter to kill herself. And they were all, wait,
what now, you don't think about the Vietnamese as some
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kind of a suicidal death cult or not, Gi Hatties.
Why the propaganda that had been poured into that woman's
mind about what they were going to do, what the
Americans were going to do to her, having dove out
of a helicopter was preferable to what she thought was coming.
And isn't that so sad? Because you know as well
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as I do, she would have been treated well an
American prisoner of war. She would have been fed, clothed. Honestly,
she would have been put back in Vietnam after the war.
The hey, go back to your life. She just gave
it all up because they propagandized them. The Japanese on Sipan,
the Cliffs of Sipan, it's a famous story we've talked
about many times before. There's video of this online. It's
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really dark, but it's available. There's video of this online
where we had fought our way through Saipan and we
got to the I think it was the northern part
of the island if I remember right. We got to
the northern part of the island, and there were these
cliffs up there where there were Japanese civilians on Saipan,
and families, little kids were diving off the cliffs to
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their death. Down below, parents grabbing their little son's, little
girl babies and throwing I'm onto the rocks below. What
Our troops were so mortified. Our guys were crying watching.
These are hardened troops who kill people all day. They
were crying, They were so heartbroken, trying to stop it, stop, stop,
what are you doing? Stop? Why would you do that?
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What do you think the Japanese were telling these women
about what was going to happen to them when we
got ahold of them lying it's a lie. We would
have taken great care of them. I wouldn't have mistreated
these people. Germany, Germany, obviously, no one's going to pretend
that Germany's the good guy in World War Two, but
we lose sight of this. Germany they invade all over, right,
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It was really Russia that really doomed them. They invade
the Soviet Union, they take over Poland, they take over France,
they do all this stuff, but then they start to lose,
and they start to lose, and the armies that are
fighting against them, are marching closer and closer and closer
to Germany. Now, set aside, just set aside for a moment,
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the historical Nazi stuff that we all know, and no
one's going to defend Nazis, right. If you're a German
fighter pilot, what are you thinking is going to happen
to your wife? And look, if your wife happens to
have the unfortunate luck of being on the eastern side
of Germany where the Soviets are coming, whatever, the worst
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thing you're imagining is probably true, because what the Soviets
did to the Germans after they took over Germany, their
portion of it is some of the most horrific stuff
you've ever read about in your life. The Soviets didn't
hold back, so they thought the same thing about America,
about the Brits, about all the other allies. I know, again,
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I'm not selling them as the good guys. But if
you're a German pilot and the tide of the war
turns and now you're looking at potentially losing that war,
you think you might throw your plane into a bomber
if it means maybe saving your mom, your sister, your kid,
your wife, to when people are invading or about to
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invade your homeland. It doesn't take a lot of propaganda
to get people to believe that it's worth dying over
to stop the occupation of your homeland. That's something that
is very, very very real. And when it comes to
be seventeen's and these pilots and things like that, remember
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we're dealing with a slower pace of air combat back
then than we have today today. It's fighter jets, so
you can hardly see it when they're too low, when
they fly by you, when you've been to an air
show and frown and they're gone, they're gone. These planes
didn't fly like that back then. Back then, you can
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fly right up next to a bomber and give him
the middle finger if you would like, and he's gonna
see it. You've got. There are stories of from the
other direction, of our guys letting their guys live when
they're gonna crash, of actually their guys letting some of
our guys live when they know the plane is shot
to pieces. The guys are dying up there, they're going
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to crash because you're looking at him. He's not far
away from you. You're looking at his face, you're looking
at his fear. It was I don't want to act
like it was like ground combat, but it had that
level of intimacy to it back then. And because of that,
there were spoken and unspoken rules, and some people violated
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them and they paid the price for it. I told
you that story. There's audio of this. I don't know
where to find the guy's audio, but there's audio of
a World War two VET a pilot, our guy, our
guy who there was a German pilot. There was this
big air war and there was a German fire pilot.
And what this German fighter pilot was doing was shooting
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and killing Americans whose plane had been shot out of
the sky, and the Americans were parachuting down. Now that
wasn't supposed to be done. You let him parachute down. Look,
take him prisoner. Let him parachute down. Take him prisoner.
He's out of the war. Don't mistreat him. You're not
supposed to when he's out of the fight. When he's
out of the plane in a parachute, he's out of
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the fight. It's over. And there was a German fighter pilot.
That was because there was always going to be bad
apples that was mowing our guys down in parachutes. So
this American fighter pilot, he's the one telling the tail, says,
I got behind this guy, and I didn't try to
blow up his plane. I just kept peppering him with
just a little bit of this, just a little bit
of that, just a little here, little there, just trying
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to disable his plane. So he had to bail out.
I waited till we bailed out, was on his parachute.
Then I looped around and mowed him down, shot him
right out of the sky. War. It's an ugly, ugly thing,
all right. Speaking of ugly things, we're gonna talk about
dyeing your beard. We get Oh, someone has a question
(28:10):
about Macbee sog. Someone needs advice on time management. That's
a lot to fit into the last segment. But I'm
ready to go. What Chris, I was born ready? Chris,
I was I was born ready. Fred's ready too, because
he has rough greens. See Fred's gonna live long, well
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longer than he would have. We all know Fred is
risk averse anyway. But golden doodles do have health problems,
and they they will die early if you don't give
them proper nutrition. All dogs do American dogs die too
early because we give them all dog food and there's
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no nutrition in dog food. None, there's none. It's that's
why it lasts so long on the shelf, and in fact,
to get a dog to eat it. You know how
dogs will eat anything. They actually spray dog food with
lard and other things at the factory to make it
so your dog will even eat it. Our dogs don't
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get vitamins and minerals and probiotics and things unless you
put rough greens on their food. We sprinkle rough greens
on Fred's food every single meal. The difference we've seen
in him. It fixed his digestive problems, his energy level,
his coat looks good. Big fluffy idiot's going to be
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eight three three three three my dog, or go to
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Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment
of The Jesse Kelly s Show. On a wonderful, fantastic Friday.
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I hope you were geared up for an amazing weekend
as I am. We got communist judges being arrested life
is so freaking good. And look, we take the winds
or we can get them. We take the winds where
we can get them. We've got some good wins. Bank
on them, all right, bank on them. Hopefully more will
(30:23):
come next week, I promise next week will We'll bring
some trouble too. Every week does doesn't it? Make sure
you enjoy the weekend? This weekend, dear old gray, gangly, scarecrow,
per clay and buck men dyeing their beards for old
married farts like you, It doesn't matter, He's saying this,
because I'm dead set against dyeing your beard, against dying anything.
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Just go freaking gray. Buzz it down. It's no big
deal anyway, the guy says. From old married farts like you,
it doesn't matter. For single men, yes, they should dye
their beards for the same women women, or for the
same reason women dye their hair so they won't look
so old. I don't care to hear the babble that
gray hair is dignified from men or other such nonsense.
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Gray hair makes you look older, full stop. And a
story says, as well, you didn't say I could use
his name, so I'm not going to all right, buddy,
So let me explain something. Life is unfair in a
variety of ways. Okay, it's unfair and it always will be.
There is no equality in life. It's not just that
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equity doesn't exist and shouldn't. Equality doesn't exist either. There's
no equality when it comes to men and women. Women
obviously have some advantages and men have some advantages. I
got really fat after my dad died. I told you this.
I was drinking too much, eating as bad as you
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could eat. I was eating I don't even eat that
much dessert. I was eating dessert after every meal, like
just fat and gross. I think I gained like thirteen
fourteen pounds over the course of thirty days. I lost
all of it and got back into shape. My wife
is not happy. She's upset. She said, I'm so angry
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that you can just decide in thirty days to get
back into shape and look good, and I have to
bust my butt to shave off half a pound. I
am a man, I have testosterone. I have advantages when
it comes to that. Okay, I have advantages. Here's another
advantage we have as dudes. Gray hair. Now, I personally
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don't think gray hair looks bad on a woman. I
don't believe everyone woman should look twenty years old. You
look fine at forty, ladies, get some gray. You look
fine at fifty, you look fine at sixty. It's fine,
no big deal. You're not supposed to look twenty forever.
Stop getting stuff injected in your stupid face and just
get old. It's fine, but gray hair on dudes. Chicks
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love it, love it. My wife loves the fact that
my beard went great, but prefers it. I've joked before
about dying it. She yells, she said you better not.
She loves it. Trust me, chicks, dig it. Go gray, buddy,
go gray. You'd be out there slaying it, absolutely slaying it.
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Jesse Actually, he says historical oracle. I was wondering if
you can give me some advice on how you handle
time management. I'm thirty four years old. I work fifty
five hours a week as a machinist for military and
aerospace components. I have a three and four year old,
and my wife and I own a home. Between work,
home yard maintenance, family time, and a litany of other
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responsibilities we have on our plates, I find it difficult
to manage my schedule responsibly. I feel like I always
fall short on something. I'm trying hard, and I take
my chalk every day, but I would love to hear
your wise advice on how to live a more balanced
and holistic life. Help me, please, says his name is Nick. Nick,
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You're too hard on yourself. You're thirty four years old.
You're a thirty four year old with a career. You
bust in your butt trying to make it, trying to
better yourself, be successful. You very clearly love your family.
You're three and four year olds, full time jobs at
this point in time, at that age, well, Chris knows,
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Corey knows. At that age, it's just a lot. I can.
I can go two or three days. In fact, I've
gone three days without speaking to one of my sons.
He took off on a school field trip. He won't
even text us. He's just having fun with his friends.
It just happens. Yeah, I don't know. I assume he's
still alive and eating or something like that. That's because
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he's fourteen. At three and four, it's dad, dad, mom, mom, dad.
You want to play it now, and I'm not dogging
on it right. It's that period, this period in your
life is as busy and hectic as life feels, ever,
you are still trying to grind it work and make it.
Your kids require the most amount of time. Plus your
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young smoke wife wants and deserves your attention as well.
But then, like you mentioned, I mean, I go through
this all the time too. Oh good. In fact, I've
got to deal with it when I get home. I
got a faucet leaking out back. I've got to go
get teflon tape on it. I've got the house. Maintenance
is a full time freaking job. I have a drain
that I can't seem to get unclogged permanently my kids.
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It's in the bathroom. It clogs all the time. Now,
I know how to snake a drain, and I know
how to use drain o. I've done that a dozen times.
There's a problem with the piping. I'm gonna have to
repipe that. I know, I know, I get it. I
know it will get better. The children will get older.
And guess what, You're not going to get everything done
because you can't. You know that I have this thing
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and I don't know what this is. Maybe it's I
don't know, maybe it's from my childhood who knows. I
constantly worry about being a bad father. It's like a
I guess you might even call it a phobia of mine.
I worry am I a good father being a good
dad to the kids, to the point where I will
even bring it up to ab we have a baby,
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Please tell me I've been a good dad. And she's
always You're the best dad in the history mankind. And
my kid has even I told you, maybe the greatest
moment of my life, my sixteen year old son told
me he was thankful to God for me because he said,
you're pretty much the greatest role model any kid could
ever have. Right, So my kid has told me that,
And still the next day did I short him? I
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should have done this. Oh here I am sitting around
doing nothing. I'm watching a documentary. I should be teaching
him things. I'm a failure. I suck. That's part of
being ambitious. Buddy, let it go. You're doing fine. You
don't need my advice on time management. Keep tread and water,
keep your head above water, and eventually life will slow down.
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I told my parents about this. I was talking to
my dad about it before he passed, and he said,
you know, it's like that when you're younger and you're
striving to make it and you're trying to get ahead
and this and that, and he said, then one day
you wake up and the kids are gone and you're retired.
You're just looking for something to do. He said. I
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run down to the hardware shop just to talk to
people and buy some things, because I'm just looking for
something to do. Life has a different pace at different times.
Stop beating yourself up. I'm sure you're managing your time.
Well now, everybody, go manage your time this weekend. Soak
up your family friends. I promise the problems will be
here on Monday. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful spectacular Friday. All right, so let's just dig
into some things. First of all, we're gonna deal with
the lemon voodoo thing that Chris pulled on us. That's
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not First, we're gonna talk about where the comedies are
gonna go. Then we'll get to the lemon stuff. Then
we'll talk about sanctuary cities all that, maybe even some
B seventeen talk and more coming up in the final
hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. Now, the guy writes
in an email and he says, hey, you talk about
ignoring the Supreme Court, but where will they go after that?
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Where will we go as a country? This is an
understandable concern, It's an understandable email. But here's the problem.
That is, when you are going into a fight, the
worst possible way to go into a fight, and it
is a guarantee that you will lose the fight. Allow
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me to explain, I have been in quite a few
scraps in my life, because you can tell by the
scars on my knuckles. If you go into a fight,
you will be afraid, understandably, because you're gonna be hurt.
It hurts. Hurts your face, it hurts your knuckles, it
hurts your back, it hurts you. Fighting hurts. It's not fun,
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hurts if you hold back, if you go into it
with the mentality that, hey, if I hit him too hard,
if I land that kidneys shot, I'm gonna make him mad,
and then he's really gonna hurt me. If that is
how you think how much you're going to lose. You
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must go into a fight and unload everything without thinking
about the consequences, because that's the only way you're going
to win. When it comes to dealing with America's communists,
understand that they've proven time and time again there is
no rule, there is no law, there is no court,
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there is no nothing in their minds that will stop
the revolution. The revolution supersedes all It most definitely supersedes
the country, or lives or anything else. These people are
committed all the way we normal people like you and I.
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We want to live in a normal, civil society that
we've known. We want to live in the society that
we've known, and we have concerns. Some people have concerns
and I understand that. Again, I get the email. People
have concerns if we escalate, won't they escalate. So I
don't know if this is going to calm your fears
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or not, but I am going to tell you this,
they are going to escalate no matter what you do.
There is nothing you can do. There is no good
conduct you can do. There's no bad conduct you can do.
There's nothing you can do. It's completely out of your control.
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Nothing you can do will stop the communist demons from
escalating until the revolution is successful. That's how communists operate.
That's how they've always operated. The only chance, the only
chance you have at stopping them, dissuading them, or slowing
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them down, is giving them pain. I don't say that
because it's wonderful talk radio fodder. I say that because
the whole history of communism proves that to be the case,
and people who have dealt with communism all say the
exact same thing. They will push and push and push
and push and destroy and gobble and destroy and gobble
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and destroy and gobble until they run into serious resistance
with teeth. Otherwise there is no stopping him. That Sultan,
It's end quote. I've quoted it before. Here it is again.
I remember this is a human being who watched the
communist destruction of his country, who spent time in gulags.
This was his quote. The enemies of the human race,
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that's what he called communists, respect the big fist and
nothing else. The harder you slug them, the safer you
will be. Let me read it one more time. The
enemies of the human race respect the big fist and
nothing else. The harder you slug them, the safe or
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you will be. I don't know. I don't know what
will happen if we ignore the Supreme Court. Will they Well,
they already have and they will again. Will they I
don't know. I don't know, But I do know this.
If we don't start dealing aggressively with communists, then we
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are already done. The only chance you have is to
hurt them now, not physically. I don't want you doing
anything illegal. I don't want you going up punching anybody
or shooting anybody. I don't want you to do that.
I'm talking about with the political power we have, we
must use it to attack communist criminality. It's not even
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like I want people or I think we should go
after people for you know, being Democrats or something like that.
That's crazy. I don't want that at all. I don't
want to live in that kind of country. But communists
commit crimes as simply what they do, because you have
to commit crimes if you're fighting a revolution. That's why
there's all these well, I'll keep bringing it back to
legals because it's the best example. That's why there are
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all these examples of communists doing brazenly illegal things. When
it comes to illegal immigration, a freaking judge had a
game member living in his house, living in his house.
These people to do communist activism is to violate the law.
So you must take your power and smash them. And
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if the communists have taken over a critical institution like
a court, any level of the court, and they've decided
that they're evil, their criminality now is the law. You
still have to smash them. You have no choice, there's
no stopping it. You didn't choose that. If you want
to feel better about it, you didn't make that choice.
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They made that choice. You are in a political war.
You didn't get to say so. Sorry, Jesse, I need answers. Oh,
the subject to this one is Jewish magic. You remember,
maybe from earlier in the week. I was getting ready
to sneeze and Jewish producer Chris told me to think
about a lemon and the sneeze went away. And I'm
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still just so weird it out. I'm so weirded out
because it worked anyway, This lady said, Jesse, I need answers.
Just as you were talking about Chris using the word
lemon to avoid your sneeze, I also had the feeling
of a sneeze. In addition to you talking about the
word lemon, I also said the word out loud, and
it didn't work. I have tried this two more times
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this week and it has not worked at all. Do
I need to be Jewish to use this magic? Can
a gentile be taught? Please ask Chris. I need clarification.
His name is Connor, Chris. Where are we at on this? Oh, Chris,
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I got a sneeze coming. He said, all right, it works.
Chris said, you can't do it to yourself. He's claiming
he doesn't know why. I think we all know there
are secrets we're not privy to. But he says he
doesn't know why. But you can't do it to yourself.
But I can ask you to do it to me
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and it will work. That doesn't make sense at all. What, Chris,
What Now, that's a good point. Chris said, he didn't
tell me to think about a lemon, and that's true.
He just said the word lemon and it went away.
I have to know there has to be some sort
of a I mean, maybe it is just Jewish voodoo.
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And I'm so mad at myself because after I called
it Jewish voodoo, we had so many emails from people
saying I should have called it judo and your wife
said the same thing. Chris. Of course, of course I
feel I blame me. How could I know that's a layup.
It's like I'm in the WNBA. I had a layup
and I just missed. Hey, Jesse. With two more rulings today,
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the defunding sanctuary cities and requiring citizens to vote who
are both unconstitutional, you can count me out on caring
about the Constitution. These people must be destroyed. My patience
is no longer wearing thin. It's gone. He says. His
name is Chris. Well, look, when it comes to the Constitution,
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don't we don't need to dog it. The Constitution is
and was wonderful. The Bill of Rights is and was wonderful.
I want to live under the government that was laid
out in our Constitution, and I hope you do as well.
But it may eventually, and we may be here. Now
(09:46):
there comes a point where it's noll and void. If
one side has complete disdain and disregard for it, right,
it can't be the Constitution. What it absolutely cannot be
is a list of rules that only Republicans have to follow.
If that's where we're at, then what he just said,
I mean, I get emails like this all the time.
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This is what the mood of the country is. The
right is tired of that way of thinking. Hey, here's
a list of reasons why you can't fight back. Well wait,
do they follow those rules? Well no, but here's your
list of rules that doesn't. It doesn't fly with people.
It won't fly with people, won't fly with me. You
know what else won't fly with me? Pain and be
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seventeen bombers. We'll get to that in a moment. But
pain doesn't fly with me. You see, I used to
do the whole ignore it thing. I'm a Kelly. That's
what we do. Ah, I'll be fine. I'll be fine,
and then of course I'm not fine. So what do
I do? I don't sleep. I snap at everybody. I'm
(10:51):
terrible about that. When I'm sick, when I'm hurt, I
just turn into this angry bear that snaps at everybody.
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We get there right. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday. Member You
(11:56):
can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey, Jess, Yeah,
I love the show. I listened very often on iHeart
eleven fifty am k EIB The Patriot. That's a great station.
When I miss it, I'll catch up on the pod. Anyway,
my daughter's friend came over to the house after school
to study for their World history exam. Couple freshmen. After that,
I take them to volleyball practice. So on the way
(12:18):
to practice, we catch the last hour of the Thursday Show.
Last night show, when you were talking about communism and feminism,
you caught their attention playing that why are You Gay? Soundboard,
and the giggles came out, they put their phones away.
You had their attention and mine. It was such perfect timing.
(12:39):
I'm glad they got to hear your take on the
whole matter of nuclear family and boys and girls chopping
off boy and girl parts. You hit the nail on
the head as always, and I'm glad they got to
hear it from you in a cool way. You made
it interesting, easy to understand, and you were genuine the
commercial break, I turned down the radio. I asked her
friend if her dad listens to talk radio of any
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kind quote, Nope, he just listens to music. What enormy
I thought even better that she catch that little but
informative bit. Good job you're doing the lord's work. His
name is John well One. Don't beat up. I guess
probably too bad on people who just listen to music. Man,
I listen to music a lot when I'm done with
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the day. I like jam in the music. I dig
on music. But like I mentioned to everybody earlier, you
don't understand how much more informed you are than most people.
And it becomes frustrating for you and me because being
informed today is so easy, so easy. You drive places, right,
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or at least if you're a kid, maybe you ride places.
But what else are you doing in the car? I
know you can listen to music, but it doesn't even
have to be just political. Maybe w you geek out
on honestly whatever arc history, it doesn't matter what it is.
There's something out there audio wise for everybody with nothing
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else to do but sit in the car. Knowledge is
piped into your ears now you have to almost work
to avoid it. That's why that's right, Chris, the Anti
Communist Manifesto. It's available on audiobook. Chris, that was so shameless.
I didn't even do that on my life. That was Chris,
(14:32):
I respect it though it's available at Jesse kellybook dot com. Anyway, Seriously, endless,
endless quantities of information are available out there, and most
people don't do it. And part of the problem is
when you have kids, like when you raise kids, it
can be look, raising kids is hard, and I'm certainly
(14:53):
not Father of the Year by any stretch, but we
get less purposeful sometimes with teaching our kids lessons. My
oldest son, James, my youngest son, has been out of town.
He had a big school field trip. My oldest son, James.
I decided last night after I got off the show,
I wanted to have a late dinner. I wanted to
take him out, just sim and me. So we went,
(15:13):
of course, to Red Lobster. I asked him where he
wanted to go. I asked him. For anybody thinking I
forced it, I asked him, I said, well, go wherever
you want. He said, red Lobster. We went to Red
Lobster last night after the show. So I picked him up,
we took him out, took him out to dinner. And
I mean it was an hour and a half, two
hours maybe when you count the drive and everything else there.
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But I was talking about things that I was talking
about on the show last night, and and things going
on in the world, because he's curious about that. And
you can just tell now he's sixteen years old. He's
sucking up all this knowledge, all this information, and he
wants it, he wants more. And we can all do that.
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It's easy to turn on a podcast or if you
if you don't, again, I'm not killing you for listening
to music. Please listen to music. You can do it.
You don't need me to do it. You could do.
I'm happy to help. If I can help with your
kids in some way, I'm happy to do that. I
it blesses me to know en that this is a
family show that people listen with their kids. I love that,
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and I've promised you and I will always keep that promise.
This will always be a show you can listen to
with your kids. We're not gonna talk about I'm not
gonna cuss. We're not gonna talk about a bunch of
perverted stuff. Now, if we go to history, there'll be
gonna be violence and things like that in there. But
I try the best I can to make sure. Look,
I'll be honest. I shoot for can a six or
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seven year old probably hear that and get by. For
the most part, I would think, Chris, do I nail that?
As a parent? Yeah? Do it? I try. That's what
I try to go for, right, That's what I try
to go for. I want you listening with your kids
because I have. Those are valuable times. Those are precious memories.
My wife, it's really it's really precious. My wife's dad,
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his name's Corbett. He's a total stud. I really lucked
out with my in laws. But Corbett is his name,
is a wonderful dude. And she, you know, she's not
super political to this day. She's not super political, and
she wasn't when we met, but I was. But she
is most definitely a right winner. And you talk to her.
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She was a gymnast, as you know, a high, high
level gymnast. She remembers her dad, Corbett, and her driving
to and from gymnastics practice, listening to Rush Limbaugh. Where
did she get her basis of knowledge, her basis of patriotism. Well,
somebody offering that stuff in an entertaining way maybe make
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you snicker every now and then. And I'm certainly obviously
not comparing myself to the goat but that kind of
stuff that could be valuable time with your kids that
they'll associate with you. Right. She'll say, my dad made
me listen to Rush all the time. She remembers it.
Speaking of fathers. I have told you about Legacy Box
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I understand it's quite a trust thing to load that
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Are they taking care of it? They took care of everything.
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a five star rating and a review talking about how
handsome I am. Hey, Jesse, I really enjoy your history segments. Recently,
(19:59):
when searching through other history podcasts and found the History
of World War two podcast. They were playing clips from
an interview with a B seventeen co pilot. This man's
last name is Lucado Lukudu. Whatever I believe talked about
after the tide of the war had turned German fighter
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pilots actually ramming the Americans after they ran out of AMMO.
I was shocked. Why haven't I ever heard of this?
And I was wondering if you have said his name
is Eddie? Okay, so I actually have heard of this.
Not nearly as common in Germany as it was in Japan,
but as we are going to do it at some
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point in time. A history podcast on Kama Casey's I know,
the Alexander the Great comes first, he won the vote,
but Kama Kazi will come after that. I've been already started,
I've already started geeking out on both things. Kind of
just beginning. I'm beginning right. Remember, this is very very
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common in war for a population, including military, to be
propagandized to believe things about the other side that are
not true. Okay. I actually just read a story this morning.
This was about it was Vietnam Macvsog stuff. But they
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had taken a Vietnamese I think she was viet Cong.
They had taken a viet Cong woman prisoner, and she
was up in a helicopter. They were a couple thousand
feet above the ground, and they kind of looked the
other way, and she just ran and dove right out
the helicopter to kill herself. And they were all, wait,
what now, you don't think about the Vietnamese as some
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kind of a suicidal death cult or not, Gi Hatties.
Why the propaganda that had been poured into that woman's
mind about what they were going to do, what the
Americans were going to do to her, having dove out
of a helicopter was preferable to what she thought was coming.
And isn't that so sad? Because you know as well
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as I do, she would have been treated well an
American prisoner of war. She would have been fed, clothed. Honestly,
she would have been put back in Vietnam after the war.
The hey, go back to your life. She just gave
it all up because they propagandized them. The Japanese on Sipan,
the Cliffs of Sipan, it's a famous story we've talked
about many times before. There's video of this online. It's
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really dark, but it's available. There's video of this online
where we had fought our way through Saipan and we
got to the I think it was the northern part
of the island if I remember right. We got to
the northern part of the island, and there were these
cliffs up there where there were Japanese civilians on Saipan,
and families, little kids were diving off the cliffs to
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their death. Down below, parents grabbing their little son's, little
girl babies and throwing I'm onto the rocks below. What
Our troops were so mortified. Our guys were crying watching.
These are hardened troops who kill people all day. They
were crying, They were so heartbroken, trying to stop it, stop, stop,
what are you doing? Stop? Why would you do that?
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What do you think the Japanese were telling these women
about what was going to happen to them when we
got ahold of them lying it's a lie. We would
have taken great care of them. I wouldn't have mistreated
these people. Germany, Germany, obviously, no one's going to pretend
that Germany's the good guy in World War Two, but
we lose sight of this. Germany they invade all over, right,
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It was really Russia that really doomed them. They invade
the Soviet Union, they take over Poland, they take over France,
they do all this stuff, but then they start to lose,
and they start to lose, and the armies that are
fighting against them, are marching closer and closer and closer
to Germany. Now, set aside, just set aside for a moment,
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the historical Nazi stuff that we all know, and no
one's going to defend Nazis, right. If you're a German
fighter pilot, what are you thinking is going to happen
to your wife? And look, if your wife happens to
have the unfortunate luck of being on the eastern side
of Germany where the Soviets are coming, whatever, the worst
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thing you're imagining is probably true, because what the Soviets
did to the Germans after they took over Germany, their
portion of it is some of the most horrific stuff
you've ever read about in your life. The Soviets didn't
hold back, so they thought the same thing about America,
about the Brits, about all the other allies. I know, again,
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I'm not selling them as the good guys. But if
you're a German pilot and the tide of the war
turns and now you're looking at potentially losing that war,
you think you might throw your plane into a bomber
if it means maybe saving your mom, your sister, your kid,
your wife, to when people are invading or about to
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invade your homeland. It doesn't take a lot of propaganda
to get people to believe that it's worth dying over
to stop the occupation of your homeland. That's something that
is very, very very real. And when it comes to
be seventeen's and these pilots and things like that, remember
(25:40):
we're dealing with a slower pace of air combat back
then than we have today today. It's fighter jets, so
you can hardly see it when they're too low, when
they fly by you, when you've been to an air
show and frown and they're gone, they're gone. These planes
didn't fly like that back then. Back then, you can
(26:01):
fly right up next to a bomber and give him
the middle finger if you would like, and he's gonna
see it. You've got. There are stories of from the
other direction, of our guys letting their guys live when
they're gonna crash, of actually their guys letting some of
our guys live when they know the plane is shot
to pieces. The guys are dying up there, they're going
(26:21):
to crash because you're looking at him. He's not far
away from you. You're looking at his face, you're looking
at his fear. It was I don't want to act
like it was like ground combat, but it had that
level of intimacy to it back then. And because of that,
there were spoken and unspoken rules, and some people violated
(26:44):
them and they paid the price for it. I told
you that story. There's audio of this. I don't know
where to find the guy's audio, but there's audio of
a World War two VET a pilot, our guy, our
guy who there was a German pilot. There was this
big air war and there was a German fire pilot.
And what this German fighter pilot was doing was shooting
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and killing Americans whose plane had been shot out of
the sky, and the Americans were parachuting down. Now that
wasn't supposed to be done. You let him parachute down. Look,
take him prisoner. Let him parachute down. Take him prisoner.
He's out of the war. Don't mistreat him. You're not
supposed to when he's out of the fight. When he's
out of the plane in a parachute, he's out of
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the fight. It's over. And there was a German fighter pilot.
That was because there was always going to be bad
apples that was mowing our guys down in parachutes. So
this American fighter pilot, he's the one telling the tail, says,
I got behind this guy, and I didn't try to
blow up his plane. I just kept peppering him with
just a little bit of this, just a little bit
of that, just a little here, little there, just trying
(27:50):
to disable his plane. So he had to bail out.
I waited till we bailed out, was on his parachute.
Then I looped around and mowed him down, shot him
right out of the sky. War. It's an ugly, ugly thing,
all right. Speaking of ugly things, we're gonna talk about
dyeing your beard. We get Oh, someone has a question
(28:10):
about Macbee sog. Someone needs advice on time management. That's
a lot to fit into the last segment. But I'm
ready to go. What Chris, I was born ready? Chris,
I was I was born ready. Fred's ready too, because
he has rough greens. See Fred's gonna live long, well
(28:31):
longer than he would have. We all know Fred is
risk averse anyway. But golden doodles do have health problems,
and they they will die early if you don't give
them proper nutrition. All dogs do American dogs die too
early because we give them all dog food and there's
(28:54):
no nutrition in dog food. None, there's none. It's that's
why it lasts so long on the shelf, and in fact,
to get a dog to eat it. You know how
dogs will eat anything. They actually spray dog food with
lard and other things at the factory to make it
so your dog will even eat it. Our dogs don't
(29:17):
get vitamins and minerals and probiotics and things unless you
put rough greens on their food. We sprinkle rough greens
on Fred's food every single meal. The difference we've seen
in him. It fixed his digestive problems, his energy level,
his coat looks good. Big fluffy idiot's going to be
around for a while. You want a free jumpstart trialbag
(29:40):
eight three three three three my dog, or go to
Roughgreens dot com. Slash Jesse, We'll be back Truth Attitude
Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment
of The Jesse Kelly s Show. On a wonderful, fantastic Friday.
(30:02):
I hope you were geared up for an amazing weekend
as I am. We got communist judges being arrested life
is so freaking good. And look, we take the winds
or we can get them. We take the winds where
we can get them. We've got some good wins. Bank
on them, all right, bank on them. Hopefully more will
(30:23):
come next week, I promise next week will We'll bring
some trouble too. Every week does doesn't it? Make sure
you enjoy the weekend? This weekend, dear old gray, gangly, scarecrow,
per clay and buck men dyeing their beards for old
married farts like you, It doesn't matter, He's saying this,
because I'm dead set against dyeing your beard, against dying anything.
(30:45):
Just go freaking gray. Buzz it down. It's no big
deal anyway, the guy says. From old married farts like you,
it doesn't matter. For single men, yes, they should dye
their beards for the same women women, or for the
same reason women dye their hair so they won't look
so old. I don't care to hear the babble that
gray hair is dignified from men or other such nonsense.
(31:07):
Gray hair makes you look older, full stop. And a
story says, as well, you didn't say I could use
his name, so I'm not going to all right, buddy,
So let me explain something. Life is unfair in a
variety of ways. Okay, it's unfair and it always will be.
There is no equality in life. It's not just that
(31:28):
equity doesn't exist and shouldn't. Equality doesn't exist either. There's
no equality when it comes to men and women. Women
obviously have some advantages and men have some advantages. I
got really fat after my dad died. I told you this.
I was drinking too much, eating as bad as you
(31:50):
could eat. I was eating I don't even eat that
much dessert. I was eating dessert after every meal, like
just fat and gross. I think I gained like thirteen
fourteen pounds over the course of thirty days. I lost
all of it and got back into shape. My wife
is not happy. She's upset. She said, I'm so angry
(32:11):
that you can just decide in thirty days to get
back into shape and look good, and I have to
bust my butt to shave off half a pound. I
am a man, I have testosterone. I have advantages when
it comes to that. Okay, I have advantages. Here's another
advantage we have as dudes. Gray hair. Now, I personally
(32:32):
don't think gray hair looks bad on a woman. I
don't believe everyone woman should look twenty years old. You
look fine at forty, ladies, get some gray. You look
fine at fifty, you look fine at sixty. It's fine,
no big deal. You're not supposed to look twenty forever.
Stop getting stuff injected in your stupid face and just
get old. It's fine, but gray hair on dudes. Chicks
(32:55):
love it, love it. My wife loves the fact that
my beard went great, but prefers it. I've joked before
about dying it. She yells, she said you better not.
She loves it. Trust me, chicks, dig it. Go gray, buddy,
go gray. You'd be out there slaying it, absolutely slaying it.
(33:15):
Jesse Actually, he says historical oracle. I was wondering if
you can give me some advice on how you handle
time management. I'm thirty four years old. I work fifty
five hours a week as a machinist for military and
aerospace components. I have a three and four year old,
and my wife and I own a home. Between work,
home yard maintenance, family time, and a litany of other
(33:36):
responsibilities we have on our plates, I find it difficult
to manage my schedule responsibly. I feel like I always
fall short on something. I'm trying hard, and I take
my chalk every day, but I would love to hear
your wise advice on how to live a more balanced
and holistic life. Help me, please, says his name is Nick. Nick,
(33:58):
You're too hard on yourself. You're thirty four years old.
You're a thirty four year old with a career. You
bust in your butt trying to make it, trying to
better yourself, be successful. You very clearly love your family.
You're three and four year olds, full time jobs at
this point in time, at that age, well, Chris knows,
(34:21):
Corey knows. At that age, it's just a lot. I can.
I can go two or three days. In fact, I've
gone three days without speaking to one of my sons.
He took off on a school field trip. He won't
even text us. He's just having fun with his friends.
It just happens. Yeah, I don't know. I assume he's
still alive and eating or something like that. That's because
(34:43):
he's fourteen. At three and four, it's dad, dad, mom, mom, dad.
You want to play it now, and I'm not dogging
on it right. It's that period, this period in your
life is as busy and hectic as life feels, ever,
you are still trying to grind it work and make it.
Your kids require the most amount of time. Plus your
(35:05):
young smoke wife wants and deserves your attention as well.
But then, like you mentioned, I mean, I go through
this all the time too. Oh good. In fact, I've
got to deal with it when I get home. I
got a faucet leaking out back. I've got to go
get teflon tape on it. I've got the house. Maintenance
is a full time freaking job. I have a drain
that I can't seem to get unclogged permanently my kids.
(35:28):
It's in the bathroom. It clogs all the time. Now,
I know how to snake a drain, and I know
how to use drain o. I've done that a dozen times.
There's a problem with the piping. I'm gonna have to
repipe that. I know, I know, I get it. I
know it will get better. The children will get older.
And guess what, You're not going to get everything done
because you can't. You know that I have this thing
(35:52):
and I don't know what this is. Maybe it's I
don't know, maybe it's from my childhood who knows. I
constantly worry about being a bad father. It's like a
I guess you might even call it a phobia of mine.
I worry am I a good father being a good
dad to the kids, to the point where I will
even bring it up to ab we have a baby,
(36:13):
Please tell me I've been a good dad. And she's
always You're the best dad in the history mankind. And
my kid has even I told you, maybe the greatest
moment of my life, my sixteen year old son told
me he was thankful to God for me because he said,
you're pretty much the greatest role model any kid could
ever have. Right, So my kid has told me that,
And still the next day did I short him? I
(36:34):
should have done this. Oh here I am sitting around
doing nothing. I'm watching a documentary. I should be teaching
him things. I'm a failure. I suck. That's part of
being ambitious. Buddy, let it go. You're doing fine. You
don't need my advice on time management. Keep tread and water,
keep your head above water, and eventually life will slow down.
(36:56):
I told my parents about this. I was talking to
my dad about it before he passed, and he said,
you know, it's like that when you're younger and you're
striving to make it and you're trying to get ahead
and this and that, and he said, then one day
you wake up and the kids are gone and you're retired.
You're just looking for something to do. He said. I
(37:16):
run down to the hardware shop just to talk to
people and buy some things, because I'm just looking for
something to do. Life has a different pace at different times.
Stop beating yourself up. I'm sure you're managing your time.
Well now, everybody, go manage your time this weekend. Soak
up your family friends. I promise the problems will be
here on Monday. That's all
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Jesse Kelly
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