June 12, 2025 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is that Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
The week is almost over. We're doing some history.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I probably will get done with this little tale, I
would hope in the next segment or two, cause you're
just now joining us. We're talking about history, Alexander the Great,
the Siege of Tire.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
But I'm making no.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Promises on when I'm gonna wrap the whole thing up.
I am gonna wrap it up tonight, though, go back
to some maybe some emails, some a little bit of politics,
and we're gonna check out here until tomorrow. I want
to ask doctor Jesse Friday. Remember email your questions for
tomorrow into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And maybe,
for whatevers or radio reasons, maybe you missed the first
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hour of this little history tale.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's all free.
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Let's go download a podcast of it right on your
phone on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Jewish producer Chris puts all
the hours up that it's all available for free. Go
listen at your leisure. Back to our story. Alexander's standing
on the coast, He's standing in what was Old Tire,
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but he tore all that down. Staring at the island
fortress of New Tire, he has to figure out how
to get there. He decides to build a causeway. Now
this is going to be important. Right off the coast,
it's fairly shallow at first. We're talking six feet deep.
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It's not very deep. Most people, not Italians, can walk
into it and stick their head above water.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
What Chris.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
He starts loading a causeway by throwing the stones in there,
and then look he's doing other things, cutting down trees
and making that part of it. Now that part's a
little bit important, because where's he getting these trees. There
are trees in the countryside outside of Old Tire. He
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starts to send troops, send people out there to chop
down these trees, bring them back and help him.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Build the causeway.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Okay, we'll come back to that in a moment, because
for the time being, the people in Tire are feeling
pretty confident. Alexander the Great is not the first army,
the first conqueror who showed up outside of their gates.
They're on an island fortress. They have done just fine
every other time, and they think this time is going
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to be the exact same. So they send their navy
out just to mock him.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Never a good idea.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
They're floating by the mocking him. But Alexander the Great
doesn't stop, and his causeway every single day is getting
closer and closer. Now he has his troops building it.
He has also enslaved all the people in the surrounding areas.
Remember this is an empire he's conquering. He has enslaved
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these people, and he's forcing them to build his causeway.
It's getting closer and closer and closer.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Imagine I always, I always think about this. I always
think about it when I study any ancient siege. Think
what it's like when you're inside the city and there's
an army outside of your gates. Think for a moment,
what the stakes are in every ancient siege you read about,
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Because this is how it worked.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You might win.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Your walls are high. The defender can win a siege
if you outlast them. They may starve, they may get disease,
too many men may die. A million things could happen.
You might win, And if you win, you may wake
up one day and that army is gone and you
are free, so great.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
But what if you lose. This is the ancient world.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
There's no Instagram, there's no United Nations, there's no Geneva Convention.
In the ancient world, if you lose a siege, what
it means for virtually everyone is a living hell. To
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be honest, the lucky ones probably die. What will it
mean for the women, all of them young and old.
You can use your imagination, the children too young and old,
the political leaders of the city, the ones that defied it,
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they normally die, not quickly. Everybody gets sold into slavery.
And you have an idea. I have an idea of
what slavery is because we can read books and things
like that. But remember, slavery can mean some unbelievable things
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in the ancient world. It's not that our version of
slavery was this peachy, wonderful time, right. It was horrible too.
Abuse and starvation and the murder, you name it. But look,
I was just Remember I told you I was just
in New Orleans. There were laws in Louisiana at the time.
You can't just murder your slave, and you're not allowed
to do that. In the ancient world, you can do
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whatever you want to your slaves, and those are the stakes.
As you wake up every day entire and you're watching
the coming towards you, those are the stakes, you know, those.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Are the stakes.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
The causeways being built, tire starts to get a little
bit nervous because this causeway they thought was going to
fail is not failing. They are building it. It is
closer every single day. So they send their navy out.
Their navy's essentially floating by with spears and arrows, pummeling
the troops, pummeling the builders. Alexander has to do something
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about this, so he builds gosh. I would have killed
to have seen the siege. He builds these two gigantic
siege towers and covers them. It essentially raw animal skin,
not dried out animal skin. He puts them on the
end of the causeway and they sit there, essentially like shields.
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The animal skin is so they can't be caught. They
can't catch fire because they're shooting flaming arrows at them.
But he also has a list does He has artillery,
ancient artillery on top of the siege towers shooting at
tires walls as tires walls are shooting at him. This
is how insane this whole dicon thing is. Well, now,
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Tires starting to get more and more nervous, how nervous.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well, this is the day.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
This day might be number one for me as far
as the question you've asked me a thousand times. Go
on a time machine and watch any one historical battle
or event, this exact moment may be it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Tire.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
They want to do something about the causeway. They load
up a ship or ships I saw. I read ten
different versions. I can't figure out if there were five
ships or one ship. I don't know. They load up
a ship full of explosive flammable materials. They tie a rope,
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they tow it behind their navy, and they tow it
towards the causeway. As they're almost to the causeway, they
light it on fire and cut the rope and turn away.
This flaming apparently it was gigantic, this flaming. This flaming
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ship slams into the causeway and it immediately erupts everything
in fire. There is fire raining down from the sails.
The siege towers are going up in flames, more smoke.
Then Tires sends troops to the bridge to destroy the construction.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Equipment. They're killing everybody.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
A picture what this scene is like, in the middle
of the water on a causeway, a flaming ship coming
to ram into the causeway.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's just freaking beyond belief.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
And so now Alexander has another problem on his hands.
He can't get closer without a navy and he's having
issues getting lumber. We'll tackle both those things next. And
he also has construction workers to replace, and he doesn't
have ZipRecruiter like you do. I am sure in this moment,
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Alexander the Great, as smart as he was, he would
have loved to go to the number one site for
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Speaker 1 (10:06):
We're hiring.
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The one you need is at ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse.
Don't get stuck with a low quality worker who won't
build your siege towers. Well, we'll be back.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I like it returns next.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Thursday,
completely derailing the show on a Thursday to break off
and do some history about Alexander the Great and the
Siege of Tire. If you're now showing up, that's what
you walked into. Too bad, so sad, don't pout about it.
We'll get back to politics at some point in time.
Now Tire has just sent a flaming ship into the causeway.
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Alexander the Great knows he's not going to be able
to take this impregnable city without a navy. That's one. Two.
He needs more wood, more stone. This causeway is getting along.
Remember we're talking about two thirds of a mile here.
He needs more wood, his troops, his people who are
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going into the hills outside of Old Tire to get
the wood. They keep getting attacked by these tribes, all
kinds of tribal peoples around there who don't want to
be conquered by Alexander the Great. Alexander the Great raises
a little force, a strikeforce, if you will, and because
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he's Alexander the freaking Great, he leads it himself. He
doesn't send other.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
People up there.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
He decides, well, we got to make an example of
some people. What kind of a general is Alexander the Great.
Alexander the Great at one point sneaks up on a
bunch of soldiers who are apparently around a fire. They're
camping out tribal soldiers and personally daggers two of them,
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kills two of them. This dude is yeah, he hands
on if you will. He's a hands on leader. He
pacifies the tribes, putting it mildly.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
The wood.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
The wood continues to come, and then Alexander takes off.
He leaves, where's he going? You got a siege going on? Well,
he needs a navy. Remember those cities he was conquering
on the way down to Tire. He goes back to
those cities and says, hey, uh, the boss is here.
I need every ship you have available. And this is when, man,
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you got to give the guy some credit. The King
of Cypress steps in Cypress. You know where Cypress is.
If you don't, it's fine, but it's over there. The
King of Cypress wealthy man, He's a king, after all.
The King of Cypress apparently has an eye for talent.
And if you're a betting person at this point and
you don't know how this all turns out, I don't
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know that you're betting on Alexander the Great. He's currently
invading the most powerful empire on the planet. I don't
know if you're betting on him. But the King of
Cypress is. And again we're talking about the steaks. Let's
talk about the steaks for the King of Cypress. What
happens if he steps into aid Alexander the Great and loses.
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You do know what the Persians did to people who
betrayed them, right, They weren't that nice. You have heard
of scaffism the boats? You know what that is maybe
the worst way to die I've ever heard of in
my life. They put you down, you're naked. They lay
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you down in a rowboat on a swamp, not a
lovely ocean.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Not a lake.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You were in a swamp. Picture the bug situation. They
lay you down naked in a boat, face up. They
then force your mouth open and they force a mixture
of milk and honey into your body. Maybe you're thinking
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to yourself, Wow, that doesn't sound bad. Milk and honey
probably tastes pretty good, And I would agree with you,
except you don't get bathroom breaks. Your arms and legs
are sticking out of the boat. They then take another
boat and they turn it upside down and put it
on top of the one you're in. You are tied
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to the shore with a rope so they can bring
you back when you want, and they push you out
into the swamp with your belly full of milk and honey.
Your intestines are going to do what they do in
the boat. People would stay alive for days. Unloading into
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the boat, you would die from scaffism, essentially being eaten
alive by worms and insects that crawled inside of your
body over a period of days. Remember I said they
tied the boat to a rope. I forgot to mention
they kept bringing you back to the shore to force
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feed you more to keep you alive. That's what the
King of Cypress is facing if he bets wrong. Alexander
the Great is out telling people, I want your boats.
The King of Cypress goes up to him and says, hey,
young man, I like what I see, so for, why
don't you have my boats? Gives him one hundred and
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twenty boats. On top of that, I think he had
already gotten one hundred himself. Now Alexander's navy is larger
than the navy of Tire, who he's up against. He
sails it back down to Tire and allegedly parades it
in front of the city to let them know. Remember
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that one advantage you had your navy it's gone. Now
I've got one two and mine's bigger than yours. Yeah,
the bridge starts again. The towers are firing arrows. There
is death all over the place. But if you're entire
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right now, you know you are in very, very deep trouble.
And you can just imagine what they must be thinking
when you're watching all these people coming your way to
kill you. You know what they're going to do in
your city? What are they gonna do? They're gonna burn
it down? And think about all those pictures you'll never
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get back if you haven't digitized them with Legacy Box.
And nobody what Chris, None of those people had called
had gotten a hold of Legacy Box.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yet.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
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go away forever. But no matter what happens to your city,
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Go and get your stuff digitized. I will finish the
story of the Siege of Tire next. Jesse Kelly returns next.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Thursday.
If you miss any part of the show any part
of this history thing or back when we used to
talk politics in the first hour. You can download the
whole thing on iHeart Spotify iTunes. Back to the siege
of Tire. Alexander has his boats. He has pacified the
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tribes that were causing problems with the wood. The causeway
is getting closer and closer to the city, and the
city is now fighting as if Alexander the Great is
getting closer and closer to the city. It is arrows,
it is boulders. They are trying everything they can to
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stop this causeway from making the connection, and they are
fighting so hard and killing so many of Alexander's men
from these walls that at one point Alexander the Great
thinks about cutting the whole thing off, calling the whole
thing off, and just letting it go. That's how costly
and brutal this battle is, and that's how much Tire
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is fighting. So Alexander, with his brand new navy, starts
probing the walls. Remember I talked about what Democrats are
doing with the riots. It's just seeing how Donald Trump
will react. Probing defenses. Alexander starts bouncing around the island
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to different parts of the island to see places that
are weaker than others, and he thinks he finds one,
and in fact he does find one. And so once
the causeway gets all the way there, Alexander has ships
by it. Now the people of Tire are chucking down stones,
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people are dying, people are drowning. Remember when you have
any equipment and a lot of people back then, they
couldn't swim. You don't take swim lessons. Back then, a
lot of people couldn't even swim. Plus, even if you
can swim, when you've got sixty pounds of armor on,
you don't swim that well. No matter what, people are
dying everywhere, Alexander, if you think about the island like
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a circle, think about it like a clock. And let's
say the causeway is heading towards three o'clock.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
This is very rough.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
By the way heading towards three o'clock, Alexander finds a
spot he likes right around five o'clock, and Alexander takes
a force there and they breach the walls. Now Tire
is in serious trouble because they scramble their troops as
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many as they can to go down and fight Alexander.
By the way, he's there personally again, of course he is.
Alexander's down there personally at five o'clock leading troops through
the walls. But now they're also breaching at three o'clock,
getting through the walls. They have officially lost control of
the walls. Now we reach the point in Sieges that
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honestly I don't even enjoy. And this is gosh, how
many years ago, a long time. The people were retreating
back to the center of the city. There is heavy
fighting in the city as they're trying to hold off
Alexander's troops. But Alexander's troops are the best in the world.
Once they're inside your wall, you're not going to stop them.
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They're cutting their way through the civilians, through the soldiers,
the city. Eventually, everybody they try to hold at the
center of the city it collapses. Alexander takes the city.
Alexander takes the city. And remember remember what we talked
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about about the steaks.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You know what crucifixion is.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Obviously everyone's heard of the Bible and the cross and
how Jesus died. You know that you die over a
period of days from suffocation, right, it's not the nails,
it's not that you die because when you hang on
the cross in that way, it essentially compresses your diaphragm
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and you can't breathe. And so the true horror of it,
I mean, God only knows who came up with this.
There are all kinds of theories. You have to use
your legs. Remember there's a nail either in your foot
or ankles. There were different ways it was done, but
there's a nail in there and it hurts. You have
to push up with your legs to provide enough relief
so you can breathe. Over a period of days, sun exposure, thirst,
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your legs, eggs, getting exhausted, the pain, the shock, you
die one of the worst ways, if not the worst
way to die ever. Alexander crucifies two thousand people in
the city of Tire, and the rest of them slavery.
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The ones who got crucified may have been the lucky
ones in the end, and the impregnable city of Tire
fell to Alexander the Great. That is the story of
the siege Attire. How about that? Now back to politics,
shall we? The United States senator got handcuffed today. Christy
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nom dhs was giving a little press conference and this
idiot Alex Padilla gets himself arrested.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Heads going right behind my back? All right, cool, Chuck
Schumer's bad.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
About it, mister President. I just saw something that sickened
my stomach, the man handling of the United States senator.
We need immediate answers to what the hell went on.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I yield the floor.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
MSNBC is bad about it.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Obviously, we don't have full information about the altercation that
led him to be pushed out of the room by
personnel either from the Department of Homeland Security or the FBI,
but this is yet another escalation between the Department of
Homeland Security and those agents working at their disposal and lawmakers. Obviously. LAMANAA. MacIver,
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a congressman from New Jersey, has now been indicted on
three federal charges, for which she could face up to
eighteen years in prison, in an altercation that started not
dissimilarly from this. You know, one of the things I
was looking for is whether or not Senator Padilla himself
put his hands back on those who are involved in
that altercation with him, as Lamonica mcgiver is alleged to
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have done, and you can see from the video you're
showing right now, somewhat that politicians. Senator Padilla is pushing
back or has his hands on the officer.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I'm so excited right now. Well, look, the meltdown continues.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
You don't know yet what has going to come of
this and where Senator Padilla has been taken. But this
is a big escalation of what has been happening in California.
Senator Padia, as David was mentioning earlier, is a sun.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Here's what happened. Allow me to go ahead and give
it away in the most simple, honest terms humanly possible.
What happened was, as we've discussed many times, to be
an elected Democrat at any level in this country means
you have to speak to the animals in the streets.
I'm talking about the savages looting and burning. Those are
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your people, that's your base, and they they want to
know that they can trust you. There's no ability like relatability,
after all. And so as elected Democrats, whether you are
a former street animal yourself or just have to pretend
to be one, you know, you have to do this
performative nonsense to show the street animals that you're still
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their fearless leader, so they will still keep voting for you,
and knocking on doors for you, and donating to you,
and hurting the people you want hurt. You know, it's
all a very evil subject or a very very evil scenario.
So because that's how you have to do things. If
you're an elected Democrat in the year twenty twenty five,
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you need protection, protection from the law because you have
to break the law on occasion to perform for the
street animals. The problem for people like Padella and mcgiver
is they're used to operating in a system under Joe
Biden where the DOJ will give them protection for acting
like savage. But there's a new sheriff in town now,
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and there's nothing Trump and Pam BONDI could do that
would be better for this country than to throw two
Democrats in prison for a decade for this kind of insanity,
because that'll put a stop to it really, really quickly.
Let's hope they don't. What's out I guess we'll find out.
By the way, did all that Greek history fascinate you? You
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know that Hillsdale has free classes on Athens and Sparta
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Speaker 1 (27:30):
Does that stuff fascinate you?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Swords and shields and war and the peel Anks and
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one segment left, We'll be back.
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Speaker 2 (28:20):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. You history lovers have
adored tonight's show. Everyone else turned it off a long
time ago. But we should probably play some sound of
the day, shouldn't we? Because I've been I've been out
of politics for a little while.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I was in my element. I was having a good time. JB.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Pritzker, I've told you I'm I'm worried about him being
the Democrat nominee. I could I could see him being
the Democrat nominee, and given his money, and that he
pretends to, you know, represent the Midwest, and the fact
that he's fat and relatable.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I'm worried about it. My eyes are on it.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Brandon gil one of our good young reps, had a
chance to ask him about men and women's restrooms today.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
This is the challenge.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
This is what we talked about last night about how
captured the Democrat Party is. That's an obvious that's a
no brainer answer. If you're looking at the population of
the country. America's population doesn't want dudes in women's locker rooms.
Even Democrats don't like half of them, don't. Everyone else doesn't.
But you know, if you're a Democrat, if you want
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to be that nominee, if you want to get elected
as a Democrat, you can't come out and say that.
You understand you have to play foot seat with the Demons,
so you.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Try to threat an even mister Governor, do you think
the biological men should be able to use women's restrooms?
I'm not sure how this has to do with him. Great,
it's just a yes or no question. Why are you
very men should be using fact finding? I'm sorry, do
you think men should be allowed in women's restrooms.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
I'm not sure why this has come to you to
say sweet it then as a protest against President Trump.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Everyone should use the other gender's bathroom today? Have you
ever used the women's restroom? Not that I can recall it?
Ver sou you wanted everybody else to do it, but
you didn't.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Sure, I'm not sure why we're on a topic that I'm.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Asking you what. You're advocating for men to use women's restrooms,
but you didn't do it. I do not advocate that. No, well,
actually you did. You said everyone should use the other
gender's bathroom today.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
I can tell you that you are regretizing this in
a way that what we ought to be focusing on
is do you regret you're encouraging to use women's restrooms
and the Congress to deal with immigration reform?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Do you do you regret encouraging men to use women's restrooms?
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Again, you're taking us on topics that have Did you.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Ever consider that women don't want my bathroom? Well?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, everyone should use the other gender's bathroom. You go, girl,
everybody should be trands.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Hey you said this, Well wait a minute, don't take
it out of context that the constant tightrope you have
to walk if you're a Democrat, letting the freaks know
you're there guy, while also trying to let the normies
know you're not a freak. It's amazing to watch. It
also was amazing to watch Elie Stephanick, congresswoman Republican from
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New York, go ahead and kick her campaign off by
interrogating Kathy holksh You know what.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Crime he committed in addition to being here legally?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
No, I do not, you do not.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
This was widely reported. He found a fifteen year old girl,
threatened her with a metal pull, told her to get
into the back seat of his car. He took her
clothes off, and he violently raped her in Albany, New York.
Do you know who Sebastian Zuppeita Khalil is.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
I'm sure you'll tell me.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
There's many cases, whether they're these are high profile cases.
New Yorkers know about them and you don't. So let's
talk about Sebastian Zubpita Khalil. Do you know who that is?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I don't have those specific details at my disposal.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
Known well, this is an illegal migrant in New York
because of your sanctuary state do you know what crime
he committed.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I'm not familiar at this moment.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
I bet you're going to be familiar when I remind
you he found a sleeping woman on the subway, lit
her on fire and burn her alive. This is in
Kathy Hokles, New York.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
If police Stephanick is going to destroy these dirty open
borders communists because she's running for governor, I actually have
no problem with that whatsoever. Good job, Elisse, good job,
go get them. Sarah Jacobs tried to go after Pete
Haig Sath today. Here's how that went.
Speaker 8 (32:34):
If it were you would be keeping these women in Instead,
you are the one injecting culture wars into the military,
and it's at the detriment of our military readiness and
national security. Now, General Kane, i'd like to turn to you.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
Should be clear, these are these are men who think
they're women.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
These are women. I'm happy to educate you on uh
these men.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
What we've identified is that there's mental health issues.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
I'd like to be system I'd like to turn to general.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Detrimental to readiness, and that's the determination that we've made
and that we stand behind gender to force.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
For you, how in the world is the Democrat Party
going to recover when these are the people who represent
It's wild wild to watch it. Speaking of wild, it
must be exhausting to be a Democrat. I mean, look,
it's not like Republicans don't have their own problems, but
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you really, you really have to set aside all shame,
You have to set aside any sense of honor. This
is Stephen Lynch, He's a member of Congress, and I'll
just play it for him.
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I'm proud of my Democratic colleagues who are willing to
stand up to this thuggery. Trump is a wannabig dangster
and he's showing the world what he's about.
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And I'm proud.
Speaker 9 (33:57):
You know, my dad sure in Second World he fought
the Nazis in Northern Africa, he fought the Nazis on
the Italian peninsula. And I think he's looking down right
now when he's happy that I'm fighting today's Nazis.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
He's proud of that.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
We all should be.
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You know, you roll your eyes and I roll my eyes.
I think Jewish producer Chris's eyes got stuck in the
back of his head. He just rolled him so hard.
We all roll our eyes, but always remember the beating
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on antidepressants and the things that make you scoff and
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roll your eyes. Nazi, Come on, she loves it, She
eats it up. It gives her miserable life, meaning it
makes her think that she has some sort of a
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I know it's bonkers, but it is what it is.
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and minerals and probiotics. He gets anti antioxidants. Of course,
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Wouldn't you go to the doctor more if you only
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Oh sweet. Trump calls on Israel not.
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To strike Iran before talks. Uh, it's definitely bubbling in
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I can't keep trying of what's happening with all the tariffs.
Either way, I know tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Friday,
and we'll have ourselves a real good time.
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That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is that Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
The week is almost over. We're doing some history.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I probably will get done with this little tale, I
would hope in the next segment or two, cause you're
just now joining us. We're talking about history, Alexander the Great,
the Siege of Tire.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
But I'm making no.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Promises on when I'm gonna wrap the whole thing up.
I am gonna wrap it up tonight, though, go back
to some maybe some emails, some a little bit of politics,
and we're gonna check out here until tomorrow. I want
to ask doctor Jesse Friday. Remember email your questions for
tomorrow into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And maybe,
for whatevers or radio reasons, maybe you missed the first
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hour of this little history tale.
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It's all free.
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Let's go download a podcast of it right on your
phone on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Jewish producer Chris puts all
the hours up that it's all available for free. Go
listen at your leisure. Back to our story. Alexander's standing
on the coast, He's standing in what was Old Tire,
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but he tore all that down. Staring at the island
fortress of New Tire, he has to figure out how
to get there. He decides to build a causeway. Now
this is going to be important. Right off the coast,
it's fairly shallow at first. We're talking six feet deep.
(01:51):
It's not very deep. Most people, not Italians, can walk
into it and stick their head above water.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
What Chris.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
He starts loading a causeway by throwing the stones in there,
and then look he's doing other things, cutting down trees
and making that part of it. Now that part's a
little bit important, because where's he getting these trees. There
are trees in the countryside outside of Old Tire. He
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starts to send troops, send people out there to chop
down these trees, bring them back and help him.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Build the causeway.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Okay, we'll come back to that in a moment, because
for the time being, the people in Tire are feeling
pretty confident. Alexander the Great is not the first army,
the first conqueror who showed up outside of their gates.
They're on an island fortress. They have done just fine
every other time, and they think this time is going
(02:51):
to be the exact same. So they send their navy
out just to mock him.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Never a good idea.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
They're floating by the mocking him. But Alexander the Great
doesn't stop, and his causeway every single day is getting
closer and closer. Now he has his troops building it.
He has also enslaved all the people in the surrounding areas.
Remember this is an empire he's conquering. He has enslaved
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these people, and he's forcing them to build his causeway.
It's getting closer and closer and closer.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Imagine I always, I always think about this. I always
think about it when I study any ancient siege. Think
what it's like when you're inside the city and there's
an army outside of your gates. Think for a moment,
what the stakes are in every ancient siege you read about,
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Because this is how it worked.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You might win.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Your walls are high. The defender can win a siege
if you outlast them. They may starve, they may get disease,
too many men may die. A million things could happen.
You might win, And if you win, you may wake
up one day and that army is gone and you
are free, so great.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
But what if you lose. This is the ancient world.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
There's no Instagram, there's no United Nations, there's no Geneva Convention.
In the ancient world, if you lose a siege, what
it means for virtually everyone is a living hell. To
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be honest, the lucky ones probably die. What will it
mean for the women, all of them young and old.
You can use your imagination, the children too young and old,
the political leaders of the city, the ones that defied it,
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they normally die, not quickly. Everybody gets sold into slavery.
And you have an idea. I have an idea of
what slavery is because we can read books and things
like that. But remember, slavery can mean some unbelievable things
(05:29):
in the ancient world. It's not that our version of
slavery was this peachy, wonderful time, right. It was horrible too.
Abuse and starvation and the murder, you name it. But look,
I was just Remember I told you I was just
in New Orleans. There were laws in Louisiana at the time.
You can't just murder your slave, and you're not allowed
to do that. In the ancient world, you can do
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whatever you want to your slaves, and those are the stakes.
As you wake up every day entire and you're watching
the coming towards you, those are the stakes, you know, those.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Are the stakes.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
The causeways being built, tire starts to get a little
bit nervous because this causeway they thought was going to
fail is not failing. They are building it. It is
closer every single day. So they send their navy out.
Their navy's essentially floating by with spears and arrows, pummeling
the troops, pummeling the builders. Alexander has to do something
(06:29):
about this, so he builds gosh. I would have killed
to have seen the siege. He builds these two gigantic
siege towers and covers them. It essentially raw animal skin,
not dried out animal skin. He puts them on the
end of the causeway and they sit there, essentially like shields.
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The animal skin is so they can't be caught. They
can't catch fire because they're shooting flaming arrows at them.
But he also has a list does He has artillery,
ancient artillery on top of the siege towers shooting at
tires walls as tires walls are shooting at him. This
is how insane this whole dicon thing is. Well, now,
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Tires starting to get more and more nervous, how nervous.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well, this is the day.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
This day might be number one for me as far
as the question you've asked me a thousand times. Go
on a time machine and watch any one historical battle
or event, this exact moment may be it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Tire.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
They want to do something about the causeway. They load
up a ship or ships I saw. I read ten
different versions. I can't figure out if there were five
ships or one ship. I don't know. They load up
a ship full of explosive flammable materials. They tie a rope,
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they tow it behind their navy, and they tow it
towards the causeway. As they're almost to the causeway, they
light it on fire and cut the rope and turn away.
This flaming apparently it was gigantic, this flaming. This flaming
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ship slams into the causeway and it immediately erupts everything
in fire. There is fire raining down from the sails.
The siege towers are going up in flames, more smoke.
Then Tires sends troops to the bridge to destroy the construction.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Equipment. They're killing everybody.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
A picture what this scene is like, in the middle
of the water on a causeway, a flaming ship coming
to ram into the causeway.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's just freaking beyond belief.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
And so now Alexander has another problem on his hands.
He can't get closer without a navy and he's having
issues getting lumber. We'll tackle both those things next. And
he also has construction workers to replace, and he doesn't
have ZipRecruiter like you do. I am sure in this moment,
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Alexander the Great, as smart as he was, he would
have loved to go to the number one site for
finding great employees. And look, he's in a hurry. And
that's good because with ZipRecruiter, four out of five employers
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out in the paper, putting things online, stop taping a
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We're hiring.
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The one you need is at ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse.
Don't get stuck with a low quality worker who won't
build your siege towers. Well, we'll be back.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I like it returns next.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Thursday,
completely derailing the show on a Thursday to break off
and do some history about Alexander the Great and the
Siege of Tire. If you're now showing up, that's what
you walked into. Too bad, so sad, don't pout about it.
We'll get back to politics at some point in time.
Now Tire has just sent a flaming ship into the causeway.
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Alexander the Great knows he's not going to be able
to take this impregnable city without a navy. That's one. Two.
He needs more wood, more stone. This causeway is getting along.
Remember we're talking about two thirds of a mile here.
He needs more wood, his troops, his people who are
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going into the hills outside of Old Tire to get
the wood. They keep getting attacked by these tribes, all
kinds of tribal peoples around there who don't want to
be conquered by Alexander the Great. Alexander the Great raises
a little force, a strikeforce, if you will, and because
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he's Alexander the freaking Great, he leads it himself. He
doesn't send other.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
People up there.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
He decides, well, we got to make an example of
some people. What kind of a general is Alexander the Great.
Alexander the Great at one point sneaks up on a
bunch of soldiers who are apparently around a fire. They're
camping out tribal soldiers and personally daggers two of them,
(12:05):
kills two of them. This dude is yeah, he hands
on if you will. He's a hands on leader. He
pacifies the tribes, putting it mildly.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
The wood.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
The wood continues to come, and then Alexander takes off.
He leaves, where's he going? You got a siege going on? Well,
he needs a navy. Remember those cities he was conquering
on the way down to Tire. He goes back to
those cities and says, hey, uh, the boss is here.
I need every ship you have available. And this is when, man,
(12:40):
you got to give the guy some credit. The King
of Cypress steps in Cypress. You know where Cypress is.
If you don't, it's fine, but it's over there. The
King of Cypress wealthy man, He's a king, after all.
The King of Cypress apparently has an eye for talent.
And if you're a betting person at this point and
you don't know how this all turns out, I don't
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know that you're betting on Alexander the Great. He's currently
invading the most powerful empire on the planet. I don't
know if you're betting on him. But the King of
Cypress is. And again we're talking about the steaks. Let's
talk about the steaks for the King of Cypress. What
happens if he steps into aid Alexander the Great and loses.
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You do know what the Persians did to people who
betrayed them, right, They weren't that nice. You have heard
of scaffism the boats? You know what that is maybe
the worst way to die I've ever heard of in
my life. They put you down, you're naked. They lay
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you down in a rowboat on a swamp, not a
lovely ocean.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Not a lake.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You were in a swamp. Picture the bug situation. They
lay you down naked in a boat, face up. They
then force your mouth open and they force a mixture
of milk and honey into your body. Maybe you're thinking
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to yourself, Wow, that doesn't sound bad. Milk and honey
probably tastes pretty good, And I would agree with you,
except you don't get bathroom breaks. Your arms and legs
are sticking out of the boat. They then take another
boat and they turn it upside down and put it
on top of the one you're in. You are tied
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to the shore with a rope so they can bring
you back when you want, and they push you out
into the swamp with your belly full of milk and honey.
Your intestines are going to do what they do in
the boat. People would stay alive for days. Unloading into
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the boat, you would die from scaffism, essentially being eaten
alive by worms and insects that crawled inside of your
body over a period of days. Remember I said they
tied the boat to a rope. I forgot to mention
they kept bringing you back to the shore to force
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feed you more to keep you alive. That's what the
King of Cypress is facing if he bets wrong. Alexander
the Great is out telling people, I want your boats.
The King of Cypress goes up to him and says, hey,
young man, I like what I see, so for, why
don't you have my boats? Gives him one hundred and
(15:49):
twenty boats. On top of that, I think he had
already gotten one hundred himself. Now Alexander's navy is larger
than the navy of Tire, who he's up against. He
sails it back down to Tire and allegedly parades it
in front of the city to let them know. Remember
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that one advantage you had your navy it's gone. Now
I've got one two and mine's bigger than yours. Yeah,
the bridge starts again. The towers are firing arrows. There
is death all over the place. But if you're entire
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right now, you know you are in very, very deep trouble.
And you can just imagine what they must be thinking
when you're watching all these people coming your way to
kill you. You know what they're going to do in
your city? What are they gonna do? They're gonna burn
it down? And think about all those pictures you'll never
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get back if you haven't digitized them with Legacy Box.
And nobody what Chris, None of those people had called
had gotten a hold of Legacy Box.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yet.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
If you're entire, that picture of Grandpa is about to
go away forever. But no matter what happens to your city,
you will always have those old pictures, wedding albums and
baby photos because Legacy Box will digitize them for you.
Siege or no siege, make your pictures last forever, forever,
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and alsis. It is a powerful thing. Memories are so
much more important than stuff. That picture you walk by
on the wall is more important than anything you'll get
for Christmas this year, Father's Days coming. You think Dad
might like the ability to see all those old pictures
in camcuarder tapes, on his phone, on his computer. Get
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Go and get your stuff digitized. I will finish the
story of the Siege of Tire next. Jesse Kelly returns next.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Thursday.
If you miss any part of the show any part
of this history thing or back when we used to
talk politics in the first hour. You can download the
whole thing on iHeart Spotify iTunes. Back to the siege
of Tire. Alexander has his boats. He has pacified the
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tribes that were causing problems with the wood. The causeway
is getting closer and closer to the city, and the
city is now fighting as if Alexander the Great is
getting closer and closer to the city. It is arrows,
it is boulders. They are trying everything they can to
(18:57):
stop this causeway from making the connection, and they are
fighting so hard and killing so many of Alexander's men
from these walls that at one point Alexander the Great
thinks about cutting the whole thing off, calling the whole
thing off, and just letting it go. That's how costly
and brutal this battle is, and that's how much Tire
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is fighting. So Alexander, with his brand new navy, starts
probing the walls. Remember I talked about what Democrats are
doing with the riots. It's just seeing how Donald Trump
will react. Probing defenses. Alexander starts bouncing around the island
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to different parts of the island to see places that
are weaker than others, and he thinks he finds one,
and in fact he does find one. And so once
the causeway gets all the way there, Alexander has ships
by it. Now the people of Tire are chucking down stones,
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people are dying, people are drowning. Remember when you have
any equipment and a lot of people back then, they
couldn't swim. You don't take swim lessons. Back then, a
lot of people couldn't even swim. Plus, even if you
can swim, when you've got sixty pounds of armor on,
you don't swim that well. No matter what, people are
dying everywhere, Alexander, if you think about the island like
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a circle, think about it like a clock. And let's
say the causeway is heading towards three o'clock.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
This is very rough.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
By the way heading towards three o'clock, Alexander finds a
spot he likes right around five o'clock, and Alexander takes
a force there and they breach the walls. Now Tire
is in serious trouble because they scramble their troops as
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many as they can to go down and fight Alexander.
By the way, he's there personally again, of course he is.
Alexander's down there personally at five o'clock leading troops through
the walls. But now they're also breaching at three o'clock,
getting through the walls. They have officially lost control of
the walls. Now we reach the point in Sieges that
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honestly I don't even enjoy. And this is gosh, how
many years ago, a long time. The people were retreating
back to the center of the city. There is heavy
fighting in the city as they're trying to hold off
Alexander's troops. But Alexander's troops are the best in the world.
Once they're inside your wall, you're not going to stop them.
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They're cutting their way through the civilians, through the soldiers,
the city. Eventually, everybody they try to hold at the
center of the city it collapses. Alexander takes the city.
Alexander takes the city. And remember remember what we talked
(22:05):
about about the steaks.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You know what crucifixion is.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Obviously everyone's heard of the Bible and the cross and
how Jesus died. You know that you die over a
period of days from suffocation, right, it's not the nails,
it's not that you die because when you hang on
the cross in that way, it essentially compresses your diaphragm
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and you can't breathe. And so the true horror of it,
I mean, God only knows who came up with this.
There are all kinds of theories. You have to use
your legs. Remember there's a nail either in your foot
or ankles. There were different ways it was done, but
there's a nail in there and it hurts. You have
to push up with your legs to provide enough relief
so you can breathe. Over a period of days, sun exposure, thirst,
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your legs, eggs, getting exhausted, the pain, the shock, you
die one of the worst ways, if not the worst
way to die ever. Alexander crucifies two thousand people in
the city of Tire, and the rest of them slavery.
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The ones who got crucified may have been the lucky
ones in the end, and the impregnable city of Tire
fell to Alexander the Great. That is the story of
the siege Attire. How about that? Now back to politics,
shall we? The United States senator got handcuffed today. Christy
(23:45):
nom dhs was giving a little press conference and this
idiot Alex Padilla gets himself arrested.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Heads going right behind my back? All right, cool, Chuck
Schumer's bad.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
About it, mister President. I just saw something that sickened
my stomach, the man handling of the United States senator.
We need immediate answers to what the hell went on.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I yield the floor.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
MSNBC is bad about it.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Obviously, we don't have full information about the altercation that
led him to be pushed out of the room by
personnel either from the Department of Homeland Security or the FBI,
but this is yet another escalation between the Department of
Homeland Security and those agents working at their disposal and lawmakers. Obviously. LAMANAA. MacIver,
(24:40):
a congressman from New Jersey, has now been indicted on
three federal charges, for which she could face up to
eighteen years in prison, in an altercation that started not
dissimilarly from this. You know, one of the things I
was looking for is whether or not Senator Padilla himself
put his hands back on those who are involved in
that altercation with him, as Lamonica mcgiver is alleged to
(25:03):
have done, and you can see from the video you're
showing right now, somewhat that politicians. Senator Padilla is pushing
back or has his hands on the officer.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I'm so excited right now. Well, look, the meltdown continues.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
You don't know yet what has going to come of
this and where Senator Padilla has been taken. But this
is a big escalation of what has been happening in California.
Senator Padia, as David was mentioning earlier, is a sun.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Here's what happened. Allow me to go ahead and give
it away in the most simple, honest terms humanly possible.
What happened was, as we've discussed many times, to be
an elected Democrat at any level in this country means
you have to speak to the animals in the streets.
I'm talking about the savages looting and burning. Those are
(25:54):
your people, that's your base, and they they want to
know that they can trust you. There's no ability like relatability,
after all. And so as elected Democrats, whether you are
a former street animal yourself or just have to pretend
to be one, you know, you have to do this
performative nonsense to show the street animals that you're still
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their fearless leader, so they will still keep voting for you,
and knocking on doors for you, and donating to you,
and hurting the people you want hurt. You know, it's
all a very evil subject or a very very evil scenario.
So because that's how you have to do things. If
you're an elected Democrat in the year twenty twenty five,
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you need protection, protection from the law because you have
to break the law on occasion to perform for the
street animals. The problem for people like Padella and mcgiver
is they're used to operating in a system under Joe
Biden where the DOJ will give them protection for acting
like savage. But there's a new sheriff in town now,
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and there's nothing Trump and Pam BONDI could do that
would be better for this country than to throw two
Democrats in prison for a decade for this kind of insanity,
because that'll put a stop to it really, really quickly.
Let's hope they don't. What's out I guess we'll find out.
By the way, did all that Greek history fascinate you? You
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know that Hillsdale has free classes on Athens and Sparta
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Does that stuff fascinate you?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Swords and shields and war and the peel Anks and
things like that. The Greek Persian War I mentioned, Yeah,
that's part of it. Free Hillsdale College is giving more
than forty free online courses to everybody, everyone.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Who listens to this show.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse is where you go to enroll.
You want more depth, more detail than I I just
gave you. Did it leave you hungry for more? Hillsdale
dot edu slash Jesse. Go hoover up all the knowledge
you can while they're giving it out for free. All right,
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one segment left, We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Get the cure for rhinos. Eight days with the Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. You history lovers have
adored tonight's show. Everyone else turned it off a long
time ago. But we should probably play some sound of
the day, shouldn't we? Because I've been I've been out
of politics for a little while.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I was in my element. I was having a good time. JB.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Pritzker, I've told you I'm I'm worried about him being
the Democrat nominee. I could I could see him being
the Democrat nominee, and given his money, and that he
pretends to, you know, represent the Midwest, and the fact
that he's fat and relatable.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I'm worried about it. My eyes are on it.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Brandon gil one of our good young reps, had a
chance to ask him about men and women's restrooms today.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
This is the challenge.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
This is what we talked about last night about how
captured the Democrat Party is. That's an obvious that's a
no brainer answer. If you're looking at the population of
the country. America's population doesn't want dudes in women's locker rooms.
Even Democrats don't like half of them, don't. Everyone else doesn't.
But you know, if you're a Democrat, if you want
(29:29):
to be that nominee, if you want to get elected
as a Democrat, you can't come out and say that.
You understand you have to play foot seat with the Demons,
so you.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Try to threat an even mister Governor, do you think
the biological men should be able to use women's restrooms?
I'm not sure how this has to do with him. Great,
it's just a yes or no question. Why are you
very men should be using fact finding? I'm sorry, do
you think men should be allowed in women's restrooms.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
I'm not sure why this has come to you to
say sweet it then as a protest against President Trump.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Everyone should use the other gender's bathroom today? Have you
ever used the women's restroom? Not that I can recall it?
Ver sou you wanted everybody else to do it, but
you didn't.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Sure, I'm not sure why we're on a topic that I'm.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Asking you what. You're advocating for men to use women's restrooms,
but you didn't do it. I do not advocate that. No, well,
actually you did. You said everyone should use the other
gender's bathroom today.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
I can tell you that you are regretizing this in
a way that what we ought to be focusing on
is do you regret you're encouraging to use women's restrooms
and the Congress to deal with immigration reform?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Do you do you regret encouraging men to use women's restrooms?
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Again, you're taking us on topics that have Did you.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Ever consider that women don't want my bathroom? Well?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, everyone should use the other gender's bathroom. You go, girl,
everybody should be trands.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Hey you said this, Well wait a minute, don't take
it out of context that the constant tightrope you have
to walk if you're a Democrat, letting the freaks know
you're there guy, while also trying to let the normies
know you're not a freak. It's amazing to watch. It
also was amazing to watch Elie Stephanick, congresswoman Republican from
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New York, go ahead and kick her campaign off by
interrogating Kathy holksh You know what.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Crime he committed in addition to being here legally?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
No, I do not, you do not.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
This was widely reported. He found a fifteen year old girl,
threatened her with a metal pull, told her to get
into the back seat of his car. He took her
clothes off, and he violently raped her in Albany, New York.
Do you know who Sebastian Zuppeita Khalil is.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
I'm sure you'll tell me.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
There's many cases, whether they're these are high profile cases.
New Yorkers know about them and you don't. So let's
talk about Sebastian Zubpita Khalil. Do you know who that is?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I don't have those specific details at my disposal.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
Known well, this is an illegal migrant in New York
because of your sanctuary state do you know what crime
he committed.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I'm not familiar at this moment.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
I bet you're going to be familiar when I remind
you he found a sleeping woman on the subway, lit
her on fire and burn her alive. This is in
Kathy Hokles, New York.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
If police Stephanick is going to destroy these dirty open
borders communists because she's running for governor, I actually have
no problem with that whatsoever. Good job, Elisse, good job,
go get them. Sarah Jacobs tried to go after Pete
Haig Sath today. Here's how that went.
Speaker 8 (32:34):
If it were you would be keeping these women in Instead,
you are the one injecting culture wars into the military,
and it's at the detriment of our military readiness and
national security. Now, General Kane, i'd like to turn to you.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
Should be clear, these are these are men who think
they're women.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
These are women. I'm happy to educate you on uh
these men.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
What we've identified is that there's mental health issues.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
I'd like to be system I'd like to turn to general.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Detrimental to readiness, and that's the determination that we've made
and that we stand behind gender to force.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
For you, how in the world is the Democrat Party
going to recover when these are the people who represent
It's wild wild to watch it. Speaking of wild, it
must be exhausting to be a Democrat. I mean, look,
it's not like Republicans don't have their own problems, but
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you really, you really have to set aside all shame,
You have to set aside any sense of honor. This
is Stephen Lynch, He's a member of Congress, and I'll
just play it for him.
Speaker 9 (33:43):
I'm proud of my Democratic colleagues who are willing to
stand up to this thuggery. Trump is a wannabig dangster
and he's showing the world what he's about.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
And I'm proud.
Speaker 9 (33:57):
You know, my dad sure in Second World he fought
the Nazis in Northern Africa, he fought the Nazis on
the Italian peninsula. And I think he's looking down right
now when he's happy that I'm fighting today's Nazis.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
He's proud of that.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
We all should be.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
You know, you roll your eyes and I roll my eyes.
I think Jewish producer Chris's eyes got stuck in the
back of his head. He just rolled him so hard.
We all roll our eyes, but always remember the beating
heart of the modern Democrat party is insane single women
on antidepressants and the things that make you scoff and
(34:42):
roll your eyes. Nazi, Come on, she loves it, She
eats it up. It gives her miserable life, meaning it
makes her think that she has some sort of a
value to society, that she's fighting some sort of great evil.
I know it's bonkers, but it is what it is.
(35:04):
It says bonkers. Is not given your dog any rough greens?
I don't know why you wouldn't do that. Why wouldn't
you sprinkle rough greens on your dog's food?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Is it the money?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Are you worried about spending the money on it? How
much did you pay the last time you had to
go to the vet?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
What that costs you?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Vets are unbelievably expensive And we go to the vet
way more than we should because our dogs don't get nutrition,
always having gut problems he's having. He never gets vitamins
and minerals and probiotics. He gets anti antioxidants. Of course,
he has to go to the vat all the time.
Wouldn't you go to the doctor more if you only
(35:41):
ate fast food? Rough greens? Is an all natural nutritional supplement.
Sprinkle it on your dog's food. Watch your dog come
alive and stay alive and stay away from the vet.
Doesn't cost you money, it saves your money. Free jumpstart
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go to Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse And now.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Here's a headline by go you know, you know the.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Israel reportedly gears up to bomb Iran and now oh,
it's doing the repeat thing.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Oh sweet. Trump calls on Israel not.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
To strike Iran before talks. Uh, it's definitely bubbling in
the Middle East over there. We'll see if it bubbles
all the way over Exclusive from The Daily Signal. Democrats
push false narrative on AIDS program. State Department says somebody
better tell Mayor Pete Ron DeSantis says Floridians have a
right to hit protesters with cars. I don't care about
(36:49):
real estate prices. I'm gonna have to move to Florida
at some point in time. Trump says, Uh, he may
raise US auto tariffs in the not so distant future.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
I can't keep trying of what's happening with all the tariffs.
Either way, I know tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Friday,
and we'll have ourselves a real good time.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
That's all
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