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July 3, 2025 49 secs
Classic LOL about the guy who's job it is to patch you back up after your 4th Of July "Celebrating".  Ben, THANK YOU! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three to three.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is Ben Hello, an eer surgeon and an American
hero because every year on the fourth of July he
shows up to the hospital to reattach fingers.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
You aren't planning on being a pianist, were you? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Treat scorched hairlines, you know, hats or big now, and
remove light bulbs from people's butts.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Dang, I just got an idea. You need a new hobby.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
So this weekend, raise a PBR and salute the real heroes.
I also treat cirrosis who have to work on holidays
to save dumb shits like you will believe me. I'm
gonna bill you happy Fourth of July. Be safe out there,
or come see Ben.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'll be here. Just have me Paige, damn it, nurse
lol at five o five search Lols on iHeartRadio.

Nerf's LOLs at 5:05 News

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