Pass The Gravy #596: Submissive Sandwich

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gravy Gang, Gang Gang Baby pout of the top and
lead spread as we listen, it's a past the Gray
Grave we go and fishing for your bitch today with
Chunk and Houston Houston Baby. Now we go ahead and

(00:20):
let him. We'll get rich today.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hitch, Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Everybody?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's Past Gravy Episode five hundred and ninety six with
the pals Alex Pat and Bobby. The boatman jokes back
from Vakhi boats. Hey, Bobby boats, how you feeling boats?
Still got sea legs under me? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I'm
got scurvy going on. I'm here ashore. That's what we

(00:56):
that's what we ship people call it. You know, when
we're on land, you call it we're ashore. Okay, So
you know you're a landman now, yeah, I mean you're
a seaman. I was a seaman, but now you're a
land man. Yeah all right, Well we actually I did
put cruises as a comeback kid, So we'll get into

(01:16):
your vacation. I'm very interested and uh and it's always
fun because we don't vacation on this podcast, So I
don't know if he knew what to do.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
How does Bobby relax?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, so that's that's what we call it. In the bids,
we call that Tea's call that Tea's. But we're also
teasing is that this is the last episode of the
podcast ever. I'm just kidding. It's not really those last episode.
Last episode of the podcast is four, the eleventh Daniel
Christmas Spectacular This coming Saturday. Yeahotacular at Cobo's Q, Downtown,

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twenty twelve, Rusk Street. Do not forget to make your
appointment to be there. You don't have to make an appointment,
just show up and be there. I think they're going
to start. You can watch all the football games. You're
gonna be able to watch all the football games in
a college to all playoff. Yet. The SMU game kicks
off at eleven. They're gonna be open at eleven am.
We are going to go on at one thirty. That's

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about halftime of the Texans game. We're gonna go on
one thirty till before before three. We're gonna try and
keep it about an hour and a half. We got
a lot of awards. We do have a special guest coming,
but we'll tell you all about that but this is
the podcast before the Spooctacular, so I'm very excited, a lot,
a lot of nervous energy. The penultimate podcast, the penultimate podcast,
and then next week's podcast is the final podcast of

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the year before the Best of But I want to
start us off with I was thinking about this today
because I was watching ESPN. Can I call myself a
Disney adult if I watch a lot of ESPN?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Because not only that, but just as a massive Star
Wars fan, I think I also qualify as a Disney adult.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I mean they're both owned by Disney, So like, I'm
a big Disney adult.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Now, dude, what if I just ran a fake Bob
Eiger Twitter account? Would that make me a Disney adult?
He's the president. Okay, you don't know Bob Eiger.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Call yourself a Disney adult. I was respect John Skipper
guy when he used to be in charge of it.
I was just I'm a big I'm a team Walt.
You know, yeah, Walt Touches. I'm team Walt.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
I hate that you brought it. You were a big
fan of Walt's politics.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
U I said anything he touches. He didn't touch politics,
he thought politics, he thought about politics. He touched a
lot of cigarettes that they had to photoshop out.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
This feels like something that like actual Disney adults have
put out online to try and expand the use of
it so it would stop being a derogatory term.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
No, I just think, yeah, it would be funny though,
because like I think that it was, they don't think.
I don't think a lot of people look at as
a derogaty. No, you're you're right, You're right, we will do.
But I think a lot of Disney adults take pride
in being a Disney adult, and this is my way
of being like, I'm also a Disney adult. Like, no,
you're not the park. Well, I mean I watched ESPN
way more than you ever spent time in that park.

(03:58):
I have watched way more ESPN you can even imagine
being in that park. So I am probably a bigger
Disney adult than you ever.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Since they acquired the rights to the NHL package package,
every night, dude, every night, every night, I've got Disney on. Yeah,
I got the I've got the DIZ on. You know
what I'm saying, I should start wearing my Mackey Mouse ears.
While Yeah, I would love to get in this conversation
with a real Disney adult and then have them get
mad and be like, you're not want to make I

(04:26):
went to the one in California, and just the fact
that I don't know whether it's Disneyland or Disney World
would make them so angry. I think Land is California. Dude.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, did you not see the thing that was like
the viral news clip that everybody was like what I
was today years old? And it was Disneyland has La
in it and Disney World has O R L like
Orlando in it.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Oh yeah, I did not see that.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
As a free one. Try dropping that at work tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Because on TikTok it'll be another three weeks before I
see that on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
I don't think it was even TikTok. Oh well, fuck me, though,
I think it was even TikTok. I don't know. But yeah,
so we are officially Disney adults.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
We're all Disney adults.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Good Robert though, No, I like Marvel. That's that's Disneyney.
Plus I al still like Batman too, So Disney nailed it,
mailed it. We're all Disney adults. Disney He's a Disney comic, right,
I hate you Disney does see d C. That's Disney
short for Disney. Respect the game man and Robert also

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Disney adult went on a Disney cruise, so oh ship,
that's perfect. He was actually all you got paid by Disney.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
He was all Disney Land. Because if Disney owns that crew,
it wasn't Land. He just went over but the floorboards
with wship that's Disney.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Because he was not he was not ashore. Then what
would we call that if it's not land? Did see.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
See? Yeah, Disney ce yep, adult yep.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
On top of see.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Ooh, so you know what, you're basically Captain Jack Sparrow
now because that's Disney yep.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
And you were on a boat perfect arrows. I'm a
Captain Barbosa.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Oh that's perfect right there, there we go.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I don't know, I don't know. I've never seen the movie.
I never seen the movie, but I know the reference.
Every time I Barbosa was a backstabber, I'm always like, no,
never mind then.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
But he had a cute little pet monkey. And we
all know how big you are on pets.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
You hate you do hate pets.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
I think Robert would be cool with like a pet monkey,
though I would love Robert to have a pet monkey,
but it would be too dirty for him and he'd
be gross. It would like jump up on his shoulder
and he would just be like and you probably wouldn't
teach it like cool tricks like thievery. Yeah, but I
bet that monkey would know how to like run a board,
that would be edit video. That'd be sick.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Like monkeys should just be like the AI thing, but
like not a lot of monkeys. Just like get a
pet monkey that kind of does the AI thing, but
like he's your friend too, So I think what AI is,
like it's got time because I'm not chilling with AI.
I don't want to chill with the I. I would
show the monkey all the time and then he'd just
be my bro. But then dous like, hey, help me
edit this podcast, make me some clips real fast. I'm
gonna go eat now you can eat all edit, and

(07:05):
then he can smoke siggs. I wouldn't make him smoke SIGs,
but if you wanted to smoke siggs, I'd allow him
to because you know, it's his body. His choice is
what I'm saying, her body, her choice, either way, I
don't I would have boy monkey. I would like a
boy monkey, but I don't. I'm not if you were
like I have a monkey and it's a girl monkey,
I think, Okay.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
No, actually I think I would want to grow monkey
because I feel like boy monkeys would just aggressively masturbate
all the time.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
That and then also every time on Planet of the Apes,
it's always a male monkey that like starts the.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
I think, actually, we should start putting gur links and
monkeys and right now, now see, and here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
I knew this is gonna well, you're gonna say you're gonna.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Make that Planet of the Apes is gonna happen. But
here's the thing. We're already this close to sky Net,
so we're gonna need those apes to team up with
us to combat the robots. But then then we form
an alliance, we fight side by side.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Because they'd have the AI in them then and then
they'd be like they'd be robots but also stronger than
us because they're robot monkeys, which were already stronger than us.
They'd be robots into guys.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
No, I don't think so, I think they would.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's even that's their sense. Yeah, this is the worst situation. No,
definitely can't have this.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Well, or then we have that and then it's just
over faster. There's much less pain and suffering. If the
monkeys combined with it, they would wipe us out in
like twelve hours. It would be bad. I want to
see it, dude, I don't robots versus monkeys. I would
somebody make that film. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
How does the Planet of the Apes not run it
back with that T four Rise of the Apes burble trademarkble?

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Wait, hold on, there's aready been way more than four terminators? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
T seven, T sixty nine, we skipped a few. T
will make it T eight Rise of the Apes, Rise
of the Apes.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, t ape and then we're just like off to
the side offering all the apes are helping. They're like, dude,
you'r little bitches. We don't need your help.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah, okay, uh, well another thing I brought in for
the pregime segment today. I don't really know where I
go after that, but follow this is a new thing
I want to start doing. I heard somebody talking about, like, oh,
I was in therapy and I was talking about this,
and they were talking about like there, it's helping them
work through something, and I just thought, like, my brain

(09:12):
wasn't like, good for you for going to therapy. My
brain was like I should find a way to like
weaponize therapy. But being like you know what, Pat, I
was talking to my therapist about this actually, and it's
like when you're busting my balls, Like you know a
lot of times people like my therapists like, yeah, Pat's
just gonna bust your balls. He's just see to be
mean to you. But like I need to get over
the fact that you're just a bad person. I need to,
like I need to be okay with like it's not me,

(09:33):
it's just because you're a bad person, and just turn
it around on somebody else, but like make it like
the most backhanded compliment ever about the Like no, like
I need to like not associate with you, not because
like I don't like you, but just like I need to.
I was talking to him about my therapist.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
My therapist said, normally people that hold that kind of
opinion are just overcompensating for small genitalia and you're probably
just worried about Yeah, but like I'm yeah, that.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Was my therapist told me that. My therapist told me,
not me, but I was talking about that in therapy.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
The therapist said that most people that disagree with me
are just max because they walked in on their mom
having sex when they were fourteen. Is that a situation
you can?

Speaker 5 (10:08):
You know?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
I was, I was talking about therapist about this about like, yeah,
it is like, yeah, okay, you do make fun of
me for being a Giants fan and having Hope and
Daniel Jones and believing in that and that didn't work out.
But like it's okay, because like, you fuck up a
lot more than I do, so like it's okay, that's
actually it's okay, I do fuck up a lot.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
But also and I needed to accept that I think
I actually hold massive amounts of restrain for not fucking
you do you do know the jabs every once in
a while, it's you just have to.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Hey, did you see you see sha door throwing with
the leak? That was cool? M I have that. That's
the highlight of myne.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Dion said, the Giants are not going to trade out
at number one.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
That was Honestly, if you're like, what are the top
five New York Giants moments this year?

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Your it's just your five worst losses that are going
to lead you to the number one overall.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Pick Tommy DeVito getting to start, and they're like three
days were like, hell, yeah, he's back.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Right after Luigi.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
The field goal block against the Saints that saved the
tank mm hmm, and the Saints block our field goal.
We didn't win because we could have tied it, but they.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Were trading Saquon could actually be on there, or letting him.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Walk, letting him walk. That was pre season. But that's
pre what before the season.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
But pre what season, part of the season.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Part of the season. You're right that Tim Boyle touchdown
to the elite Neighbors on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
That was always have that.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
That was really cool. I didn't think i'd say Tim
Boyle through a touchdown for the Giants.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
I'm pretty sure he's got like significantly more touchdowns in
the NFL than he had in college, but it's only
because he had like three in college.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
I just remember he started for the Lions on a
Thanksgiving game and I had bet the Lions and they lost,
and so I was very upset. Yeah, bet, I just
assumed I think they're playing like the Bears.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
The lines don't win on Thanksgiving. They just.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
But yeah, that's four tyrone. Tracy nailed it.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Oh. I was gonna say he's the last nap of
the season, but.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
You could also go, but we know, no, sacking the
fuck out of Deshaun Watson was really cool. We had
like eight sacks against DeShawn Watson and I was like,
we're fucking back, let's go, and then we just we
won another game later and that was it. It's been
ten weeks.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
I can't it's been.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
A long time.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
I don't want to say I can't imagine because then
like next year it will happen to the backers.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
But never in my life have they been this bad.
But it'll be fine. We're gonna get over that.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Hey, you're you're trending towards number one picker. You know.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
I was talking about therapists about this and they were like,
sometimes your team just fucking sucks and no, they don't
care about you. But that's okay. You have to just
be able to be okay with that. And that's what
I'm working through. That's what I'm marking.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
At least you still get to root for the big
bad Yankees that get every free agent that they want.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
They got a mam, not one sodo. Oh oh, I
forgot about one. Soo, man, I didn't mean to bring
that up. That's big, that's a fresh I'm fine with it.
I'm fine with it.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
You got Max Freed who looks like a little bitch
with no beard. Did you see the picture of me?
I did.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
And then Devin Williams and they brought his.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Like mom or girlfriend or wife or whatever, a bouquet
at his press conference.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
It's called a classy organization. Look it up.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah, that's no way in reference to how they treated
Won Soto's family like.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Shit, well, he's not a Yankee, so he didn't care
about legacy. He didn't care about legacy, let alone.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
The legacy of signing riches contract in the history of
American sports.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
But you not worried about it. The Mets have definitely
never imploded ever after signing a lot of people for
a lot of money. It's never ever happened before in
the history of history that the Mets have signed a
bunch of people and given him a lot of money
and then it didn't work out, and then sometimes in
that very season they had to just get rid of
those people. Definitely hasn't happened in the last three years
or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
No, no, definitely fine. They got Stevie money bags.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
They'll be okay, it's fine, it's fine. Everything's fine, It's
gonna be fine. It's all fine.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Red Wings are at least fun ish.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
One game winning streak.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Baby, there you go. Let's go all right, Hey, can't start,
can't get to a row? You?

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah, I always say that. I always say that. Another thing,
this is a very important question. I feel like I
need to ask before the Christmas Suctacular? Is good Phillas
a Christmas movie?

Speaker 4 (14:22):
I mean there are things that happen on Christmas.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
I mean, like, you know, just does Jimmy not say, hey,
what's up? Why are you spending all this money? Or
you got a new fur coat? You got your wife
fur coat? What did I say? What did I say?
What I say said? Be careful so it's not spending money.
Don't be stupid.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
It was that Christmas, that Christmas party. There's lights all
over the bar, there's Christmas music playing.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I'm pretty sure was there Christmas lights in Billy Bats?
Seeing we don't want to spoil it. No spoilers, Robert,
thank you. Tommy DeVito kills Billy Bats and he tells
me he doesn't shine shoes. No more cut that butt
though for spoilers, but I think that was there was
a Christmas lights in the bar. That might have just
been an Italian bar though, but there's definitely Christmas parts

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of it. It's so and like like the Lustanza Heights
was a big part of Goodfellows, would you say not?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Actually not really? No? I love it. I love this
idea I want to do. I want to say yes,
but I'm going against everything I've said about why Diehard
is a Christmas That's why. That's why I know that's
why you did it. Because but here's the thing, Diehard,
it being Christmas was a central point of the plot
and Good Fellas, It's not.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
No, it's not true a terrorist attack the plot point.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Why was he visiting?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
He just happened to be there for a Christmas party.
Wasn't about Christmas?

Speaker 4 (15:40):
So he was there visiting his wife for Christmas?

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Well, how did Jimmy decide a lot of people were
going to start missing.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
After they were spending money?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Well? But like when did he first start noticing people
were doing that.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Christmas?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
That enacted? Like that started as plan moving in action? Huh.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
I think it was more just because there are a
bunch of fucking meatballs that and then stop spending money.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
But that revolved around Christmas.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
So it's a facto Christmas movie, right.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I mean, Henry Hill is like at the very end,
he's trying to send him down to Florida, and that's
kind of part of the whole New Standard thing. He
was trying to make sure everybody disappeared. Henry was the
last guy the final it's a Christmas movie. If you
say so, you can't say Diehard is. And that's not.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Because the Christmas is a major part of the lot
of the movie. That is an entire movie takes place
during Christmas. You have the Christmas part of the movie
and then part of which Christmas essential theme and the
most important part.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
They sang Merry Christmas. They're playing Christmas music. I bet
you if you look at the soundtrack, there's probably a
Christmas song on it so that plays.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Was there a sign on the guy hanging in the
meat truck that said a ho ho ho? No, there
was not. Went right after the Christmas John shot a
guy and stole his gun. Did he leave a note
that said ho ho ho, I've got a gun now
or whatever? Fuck it said? Yes, you remember, I remember
the gist of it. I remember the cliff really yeah, no,
it's not, it's not. I want it to be just

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because I want to piss people off online.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Goodfellas is absolutely a Christmas movie. And if you say
Diehard is in good Fellaws, isn't, you're just wrong.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
You're just you know, my therapist said that people like
to make false equivalencies because they're just mad about their
sports team as being the most depressing force in their life.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
No, she didn't say that.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Oh you thought my therapist was a woman.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yes, I assume everybody's therapist is doctor Malfie.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Fair enough. I actually have the guy from Scrubs that
hates doctor Cox.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Nope, just this, this is this is doctor Malfie or Henry.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
I love how the only therapists we can think of
are from twenty years ago on television. Karen my therapist,
doctor Fraser Crane.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
He has a radio show you might listen to. Goodfellas
absolutely a Christmas movie, though, And because of that, I
think we're gonna throw it on the Christmas movie. That's
what we're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Maybe maybe we won't. You'll have maybe Saturday and find out.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
But like we'll put it as a low seed, but
like that is one of the best movies of all time,
So like one of the best movies of all time
against the Christmas movie. We could fuck some ship up
on the bracket.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Which is still put as a low seed, but not
the lowest seed.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Let's find one more movie and just like move it down.
They put it up against like Elf in the first round,
Like oh fuck good Felacy Elf, God damn it.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Well we haven't figured out the seeding yet.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Well, well we'll get I think Grinch is one because
it won last year, of course, and then yeah, like
Home Alone, Grinch and Christmas Vacation. I have won it
three times off the top. I've been doing a lot
of podcast before you at it. Maybe we should put

(19:01):
red one on. It's hot in the street. Remember I
asked at least two years, and you can consider Christmas
our office Christmas party wasn't immediately and then I tried
to get it on and I don't know if it's
going to make the list this year. We'll see, we'll see,
we'll see. I was going to do like a play
in tournament, but we have two days before that, so no,
we're not doing that all right, What else did I have?

(19:26):
That's that's it.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
I had a couple of we need to talk about
the transfer portal and don't let us for your yeah
uh but yeah, we need to talk about the transfer portal.
It needs to be moved back.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Talking to college.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
College football, Army does not have a bowl game.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Explain like you're five, okay.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
So the transfer port is now players are allowed to
just move schools, which is good. They should be able to. Yeah,
it's basically free agency. But they started as soon as
the season ends. So Army, he was supposed to play
Marshall in a bowl game. Like nine of Marshall's team

(20:05):
entered the transfer portal, they can't field a team. Army
no longer has a bowl game.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Now Army does have a ball.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Oh they did fill it in Okay, and the Army
Army or I mean Marshall had a bowl game. Now
they don't because their entire team transferred. They are not
Marshall SMU. They are going to be in the College
Football Playoff. Their backup quarterback will not be there because
he has entered the transfer portal. They don't have a
back So if their quarterback was on there instantly they're

(20:35):
on third string in the playoffs, trying to go and
win a national championship. Their backup quarterback is no longer there,
which he has to do because if he waits until
after the season, their season's on. All the places that
he was going to transfer to could be filled up
and there's not a spot for him anymore. It needs
to be moved. You can't transfer until the national championship.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Sam Houston has a lot of people in the transfer
portal and they are gentlemen and they're going to play
in the bowl game because then a bunch of selfish pricks,
So maybe have a little class.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
I'm just saying transfer. It could make it even more
fun if they If we push the window back until
after the national championship game, those next two weeks, every
day it's gonna be breaking, just guys flying around, going everywhere.
It's gonna be madness. All the insiders online that like
to get the scoops of who's going where, they're gonna
be working overtime. Yeah no, you think your season's Nope,

(21:24):
it's still going now. It starts now. We get to
squeeze a little more college football out of the year.
That way, it's just it's it's overwhelming.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
Now, Well, wouldn't that be during NFL playoffs? Would you
want them both happening at the same time.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Yeah, because I'm gonna pay attention to the NFL, I
won't really pay attention to the portals as much. But
I don't want there's just guys don't play bowl games anymore.
I do wish if there's not a playoff game, guys
just don't play because it means nothing, and they transfer
out and they can't play for their school.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
You know how in like Jeopardy there is the daily double,
or I guess in Wheel Fortune you get the bankrupt
sometimes if you spend on there. I think there should
be like how like there's a lottery ball and it's like,
all right, the seventy second person entered the portal this
year has to go on the wheel and then you
just have the wheel and it's got all of the
colleges and wherever that lands you have to go there.
It's like, well, I'm sorry, unfortunately you're the hundred and
eighty eighth person to enter the transfer port this year.

(22:12):
You're the wheel guy.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Let's go what if it lands on like Bama and
Bama doesn't want the guy. No, you have to.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
It's a mutual thing. It's like, well, you could go
to the best program but they don't want you, or
you could go to like Kannessas State.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
So like Texas State is playing North Texas in the
Serve Pro First Responders Bowl. Okay, it's in Dallas.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Say that's like the next that would be as in
line to be a BCS Bowl if those are still.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
There and it's in Dallas, were already had to play
in hostile territory. Our backup and our third string quarterbacks
have already transferred out and are starting running back. So
if our quarterback goes down, we don't even have a
quarterback on the roster to play.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
I think our quarterback is transfer portal, but he's playing,
so he's a gentleman.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Have some classes. Maybe ours are playing. I just saw
they were transferring and I assumed they're not. I don't know.
I just I don't like guys not being in bowl
game because now bowl games just don't mean anything anymore
to be fun. Now, I want to gamble on a
game and I realize, oh, the one player that I
know on their team isn't even there anymore.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah, they got me against Memphis yesterday almost fucking covered
mister Field.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
But anyways, but yeah, so the transport. They need to
work on this. It's I know, everything in college football
is up in the air right now. There's a lot
of moving parts they got. We gotta we gotta figure
this out because it's it's getting out of hand.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
The other thing I had there's a Lifetime or Hallmark
movie that's out right now. Okay, it's hot in the streets.
And by the streets, I mean the internet. It is
a fake mock up of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's romance.
They don't use the names, but they do use the

(23:43):
actor that played Gronk in the uh the Hernandez TV Show.
And from what I've heard, it's one of the worst
movies ever made. I kind of want to watch it
so bad to do it now. I want you to
watch it and watch your review it from I'm excited.
It looks like and I I do not watch Hallmark movies.
I mean, I'm a dude. That should be the end

(24:04):
of the explanation.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Did right, Guys can watch but we know I was
talking about therapist about this actually about like it's Okay,
do I watch Hallmark movies as long as you say
you're you're with a girl or something and I wass
dot at some chick's house just finished bang.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yeah, but I'll be watching it alone on my couch. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
No, but you just it doesn't get any Saturday, I
was just banging some chicken. She had this Hallmark movie
on it. I was like, hell, she's got my dick, wit,
I'll watch this. I'll watch this. So watch this this
dumb ship.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
If you haven't seen the trailer for it, you need
to look it up. It looks like watch it. It
looks like the worst fucking movie of all time. But
I also kind of want to hear that Taylor Swift
in like three months is suing them for stealing her
life story. That would be fun.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Just say it's loosely based.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
No, it's it's a football player that starts dating the
biggest pop star on the planet. I wonder where they
got the idea from that. One could be anybody, but
I think Russell will see. Maybe I'm a little worried
that I'm gonna watch to this and then I'm gonna
get really into Hallmark movies.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
I remember Christmas, I don't know why, but they all are.
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer load of huge things. No, Jennifer Lopez
did a movie with Owen Wilson called Mary Me and
it was really corny, and I like, I liked the
song that they did on it and the ads, and
I was like, I'll watch it. And it was really
bad and I was like, I watched an hour and
a half of that. I'm I'm man enough to a minute.

(25:27):
My therapist told me I could after I was banging
some chick and I was just like, fuck, she's got
this ship on hell. So it was my wife too,
Probably I would imagine I should cover that. But I
was like, so he's got this ship on hell. I'll
just watch it. I did. But you were with a woman,
so yeah, that's true that you do. Just say that
and then it's like, oh, yeah, I mean just do that.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Just do that.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
We have not done this in about a month because
we keep forgetting, but do some Robert Feelinx. Let's do
it Bobby Feline's. If you are new here, Robert felines
are Robert feelin Is like the the the what's the
legal name for Bobcat? If you were like, what is

(26:12):
the proper name for Bobcat would be Robert Feline. We
basically give you a code name for another name. We
give you the category, and you try and decipher the
code and tell us what the word is, like like
Robert feline Bobcat. I can go first because I have
quite a few. This one is a Christmas decoration man window.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Seam.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
I'm all out of practice right now. I got to
get the juices. Loong it man window okay, man window,
gody glass.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Damn it. This is really see with this where we
sucked up. We kind of shouldn't have gone weeks without this, yep,
but it keeps us on. It started off with an
easy one.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Speak of anything, tinsil. Yeah, that's tensil.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
See no, that's what I was thinking, was tinsil. I
was trying to come up with one in my head
for that.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
But how is that man window tin man window sill?

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Oh you fuck her? Oh that's good, that's good. Okay,
I see I wasn't thinking that one.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
That one. Wasn't that that one? Yeah, okay, I can
understand why you would be upset over that one. Let
me go with this is a cartoon character, Daffodil Mallard.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Daffy Duck.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Yeah, all right. This is a type of jacket farer.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Starter No, oh okay, f buffer jacket.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
No, bomber jacket. No, I don't know wind Breaker. Oh
that's good, wind Breaker.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
I got a movie behind, but up ahead.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Behind.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
This is more of like a just a riddle.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
It's not a rabbit feeling. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Back to the future a couple of minutes.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
All right, what else?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Yeah, all right, I got another movie, deceased Stiffly, deceased Stiffly.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
It's a Christmas movie, die Hard.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Die Hard.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
All right, maybe this is why we only do Robbit feeling. Okay,
let me go with uh. This is something you'd find
in a store. De Niro sign up.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
To Nero sign up. Robert sheets something you find in
a store, Bob sheet, the Nero sign up. Get no
help over here from.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Bed thinking like ATM, like machine money.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
You're not.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Wrong store cash register, sign up register, de Niro sign up.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
I got there.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
There we go, There we go. All right? What else
is that it? And that's Robert Feelin's nailed it.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Bring some when we do the question. If you guys
have some Robert Feline, just bring them and you can
ask them during the question segment on Saturday if we
can get.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Them, make sure they're good ones.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yeah good, make it good or we'll boo you.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
And then what else? I think it was Jordian Wells
should asked to be He reached out and he was like,
what if anybody in the in the building gets the
random celebrity at the end. And I was like, I
will give them a fruitcake. I will bring it. I
will bring a fruitcake and that will be your reward.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
I like that. There you go, Bud, I'll get so
fucking mad.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
You can hang out to it and you can. That
would be really funny, so mad. I was trying to
think of a way we could do it, because I'm
not just gonna have you shout out all of it.
But we are going to give you the cards for
the voting for the Christmas Movie bracket. We're gonna be
the red and the green cards. Give us one of
the cards, but you have to write your name on

(30:46):
one side and then fold it and the celebrity will
be on the inside, and then if you get it,
then we'll verify it there. But like we'll bring we'll
make you like either give it to Robert or bring
it up to the table. Then we'll do it, and
then we'll wrap it up. No one's gonna get it
happened twice ever, but it'd be fucking electric. And then
also really funny. If it wasn't Pat, it's not gonna

(31:08):
be really funny.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
It wasn't Pat torture me from my end of days.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
So those are Robert Feelin's. Let's move on to the
Comeback Kids segment, brought to you by We already talked
about it, but it's the eleventh Daniel Christmas Spooktacular. The
spook tackular Pastor gave you Christmas spook Tackle going on
Saturday this Saturday, December twenty first at Cobo's Q, Downtown,
twenty twelve Rusk Street. Yeah, so it's gonna be pretty packed.

(31:33):
It's gonna be pretty packed the whole downtown area. Come
over and get there early. Get there early. The street
parking you gotta you want to be careful, make sure
you get enough parking there. You'll be fine, but get
there earlier so you can get the better parking. And yeah,
it'll be fine, but get there early. It's gonna be awesome.
It's gonna be a lot of fun, and the SMU

(31:53):
game starts at eleven. Texans start at noon. We'll go
on at one thirty, which is about halftime of the
Texans game. We're gonna have our special guests. Special guests
we've already teased and said it was Rosie. Because it's Rosie,
we'll have them on. We'll talk to Cobo, we'll do
the movie bracket. After we're done, Rosie'll play a couple
of acoustic songs. Then we'll finish the Texans game. If

(32:15):
that's still going on, we'll watch the UT game that
starts at three. It's gonna be awesome. I'm playing on
just hanging out, making a day of it. We're gonna
have the best food in town at Cobo's Q. It'll
be our last time doing it at this location. I'm
really really excited to hang with you guys and gals.
This is the first time we haven't done it at
the brewery that used to sponsor us that we will
not name right now in forever. This is the third

(32:35):
location of the Spooctacular ever besides my apartment, which is
like the original spectaculars, but that wasn't like a live
broadcast or anything, so shout out to the spectacular. Make
sure to bring your friends. All ages, it's all ages welcome.
I mean, there have been kids that have said fuck
you to Pat, so it's always been my daughter is

(32:57):
gonna be there. Her first podcast appearance A fine get
to meet your daughter. You did meet her one time
before we did a podcast at my house.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Oh that's right, I did. I forgot about that. Wow.
My brain does not hold any information that is useful
at all. You know.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
My therapist was telling me about this, so I was.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Like, I'll finally get to meet your daughter again.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
My friend Pat just like doesn't even act like he
knows my daughter. And she was like, you know what,
there's a lot of people that are just jealous, and
so Pat might just be jealous. I was like, that's okay.
I just have to be like I have to be
able to get over that. So that's what I was
talking about therapists about that. But yeah, yeah. The eleventh
Daniel Pastor Gravy Christmas Spectacular and twenty twenty four Gravies Awards.
If you haven't checked out the Gravyes nominees, go back

(33:37):
to last week's episode. Fast forward to that because we
did do the nominations, and it was a lot of them.
It's gonna be a lot of fun. Where I have
six regular gravies to give away, We're gonna have more
than like five or six auxiliary gravies to give away.
It's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm really looking
forward to hanging out with you guys and gals. This
is one of my favorite things that I get to
do every single year. So the eleventh Daniel Passagar, christmasp

(34:00):
Jaciclarly going on this Saturday, December twenty first at Cobo's
Q Downtown, twenty twelve Russ Street. Get there early. They're
like the kick off at eleven. You can be there
at eleven, start starting munching on some food, hanging out
with us. We'll be setting up and getting shot out
to David Obert who's gonna engineer for us, and then
also Cobo for we're having us. But this Christmas Week
Tector this Saturday, December twenty first, twenty twelve Rusk Street

(34:20):
in Houston. We'll see you there. It's the comeback Kid,
Comeback Kid of the Week, Comeback Kid of the Week, bitch.
Our first comeback Kid is Christmas Parties we're gonna have

(34:41):
our Christmas party this Saturday. But company Christmas parties are happening,
and I don't think a lot of people that I
know went to their company Christmas parties. My brother was
just like, I'm not I didn't go. I'm not doing that.
All the bosses came in, they were like, we're doing
it on a Wednesday because they didn't want to do
it the day they flew out, or they don't have
to spend weekend to fly in and stuff. I was like,

(35:02):
I would definitely not go to one on Wednesday. I
record podcasts that day. Ours Robert got moved to January. Hey,
Christmas in January.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
I think that's actually probably a better way to do it.
There's so much going on during December.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
One year it got moved to February. Yeah, I think
it got moved to January, and then it got moved
so far and I think it morphed into like a
Marty grow out there.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
I was like, we don't have a party at this point.
We could just not do it.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
Like if people have a couple of days off, you know,
maybe at the end of like the first week, you
guys are back in whatever office you have in January.
I think that would be a good time to do it.
Back listen, we had an easy week back in here's
a party celebrating we don't want to have because everyone
already has so many parties to go to. December Thursday,
nobody goes to their office.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Thursdays are like the ideal day because it's like still
the work week, and you do it like one of
the last Thursdays, I guess, unless you got to go
out of town, but it's like you can still hang out.
Then you just kind of like do the last like
what's up? That was cool, and then have one day
work and then go on like Fridays, You're like, well,
like I want the weekend, so I don't want do this,
even though you can go busy, you can go big
on those days. But I think like Thursday's a pretty
ideal day for a Christmas party. Saturday ideally is probably

(36:07):
the best day if you really think about it, but
that's for podcast Christmas party specifically.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
No, Yeah, nobody wants to go into work on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
That's also an award show. So it's christ party slash
a wards show.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
It's everything.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
It's a little bit at everything. It's a chameleon.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
I think that would be dope, though, Like early January
office Christmas party, that'd be sick.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Do y'all do a Christmas party at the.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
They did one one year, not anymore after that. Unfortunately,
it wasn't like anything bad. It's just nobody wants then
wants to clean up, and then you have to make
sure the restaurant's ready to be open the next day.
Just kind of addingthing asked to do. They did it
when we were having our spooctacular, so I didn't get
to go. The one time we did it, people hooked up.

(36:49):
I missed it all, just got to hear about it later.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah, but you had to spectacular it.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Someone was throwing up in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
It's always kid when you do that work.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Yeah. Well, I mean it's a bunch of fucking restaurants.
Someone's probably gonna throw up that day anyway. We're a
whole bunch of degenerates. But yeah, I like, in my head,
I've always been like, man, it would be so dope
to go. But if I was if I worked in
an office and they had one, I'd like, I don't
want to go to that. Yeah, I don't want to
go drink with all the people I work with, I

(37:20):
like you work with. It's different, So I mean I
like the people I work with. I don't see any
of them outside of work ever though, Yeah, I realize
I work, but not always. Not always. You also have
like a particular job where you guys come over those
dragular right. Yeah, there's also work events that are outside

(37:41):
of work for you that like aren't really work, so
you guys can drink like the golf.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
I'm working hard those days. Yeah, it's so hard actually,
like one of the hardest.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Days of the year. Yeah, you're never just hammered drunk
when we go to not me, No, not me professional.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Okay, so Chris's party is your back? Also back this drones, dude,
drones are back.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Bro. They're lying to us so bad.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
If they're flying in the sky, like we don't know
what they are.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Then everyone starts claiming what they know what they are
online and the government was like, actually, we do know.
It's just private citizens with their drones.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
I do love though that What happened is then they're
like we don't, we don't know, there's nothing to be
concerned about, and then everybody's like they get paranoids. I
also saw things I had no things for flying. Now
I see more things.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
We don't know what they are, but you're not allowed
to shoot at them. Well, if it doesn't belong to
the government, why do you give a shit?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
How you know?

Speaker 4 (38:34):
I shy someone flies a drone over my house. You're
gonna really just fly a bunch of drones over a
bunch of Italians in New Jersey and tell them they're
not allowed to take things into their own hands.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeap, pal, come on, come on, and like they're gonna
listen to the law in Jersey.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
I don't know if you know this about Jersey. It's
a lawless state.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
People go missing there, people go missing round the pine barrens.
I mean some of those drones were big enough to
pick up Chris Christy. There were cars size. They said.
I don't know what it is. I'm just gonna guess
it's aliens. Just guess it's because, like, why.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Not good aliens fighting off the bat aliens? I don't know.
I feel like aliens want to be using drones.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
I do wish that I was not banned on next
door because I would love to buy a drone and
just fly it. Over the over the neighborhoods.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
As long as I get yourself like a New Jersey
next door account.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Yeah yeah, no, but I want to like participate, just
like get it go into like Texas too, Like now
they're here, they've come here too, and it's like that's
just like it's a fucking drone. And now people know
that they are trolling by just putting their own drones
out there, so now more people are like it's a drug.
It's like there's a difference than it being a drone
and then being like, what the fuck that looks like
a spaceship.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
You flew too close to the sun on next door
a long time ago. You know, you don't get to
anymore real icorous situation.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
It really was, It really was. And it's like they
want my information. I'm not gonna get me my reel info.
This isn't I don't want to make new one.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Bobby boats at gmail dot com just use.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Hey, Robert, I just sent you a two factor of
verification code. Could you know what it is? He's like,
why don't it's not for anything? Why do I need?
What do I need to nothing?

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Bobby? I need your email address. I'm gonna hurt some people,
and you can never ask me about it. Not not physically.
I'm just gonna hurt them emotionally.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
But Robert, what are your thoughts in the drones? Who
you think it is? Is it Russia? Is it China?
The Ukraine? Is it? Our government? Is Aliens? I don't know.
I don't think it's anything like nefarious. That's a big word. Yeah,
anything bad about that? Oh, you have to stick with Nefarius.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Now I have a theory.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Is it a nefarious theory?

Speaker 4 (40:47):
I think it's a foreign government, But it's not any
of the ones people are thinking of. It's gotta be
somewhere Jamaica. Nope, you gotta remember this is a New Jersey.
What other countries are close to New Jersey? We got Canada.
They're not gonna do it. It's hockey season, they're busy. Greenland.
I think Greenland could do it. I think I think
the government of Greenland is bored and they just want

(41:12):
to play a joke on America right now, because what
else they got going on? Yeah, it's ice, it's cold.
They got some golf courses that I've heard are really pretty.
But like I think there's drones flying in from Rekkyvic, Right, Vic,
I respect.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
The country that's Iceland, he said, Greenland.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Oh yeah, I meant Iceland.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Dude, what have you not watched Mighty Ducks too?

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Greenland?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Greenland is covering Greenland. Iceland is covered in green Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
I thought Greenland was a big one, right, I don't
know which is yeah, Greenland? No, I was saying it
right the whole time. Oh sorry, Rekyvick is the capital
of Iceland. Though, I'm talking about this guy like he knows.
I was doing so well. I was doing so well
for a minute.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Fucking think you know geology, and.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Then I fucked up the geology of it.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Shout out Mighty Ducks too. I always will know that
because of that chick. They coach Bombay Bank.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
But yeah, I think it's Greenland. I think Greenland sending
down drones to fuck with us, the only ones close enough.
That's a good theory. And because who would ever question Greenland? Yeah,
who would expect that they're not They're not in the adversary.
We probably have some trade agreements with them. They're probably
in NATO, they're in the North Atlantic.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
They're in Gradoh, the Greenland American Trade Organization.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
There we go.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Operative. Yeah, I think I think we need to look
into Greenland. All right, I'm in, I'm I'm on board
with that. Like I said, nothing nefarious. I think they
seem like they enjoy comedy. Yeah, just a bunch of
jokesters up there.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
But definitely, like when you want to not freak out
a lot of people, even if it's the case, you
can't just be like, yeah, nothing to be concerned about.
I don't worry about it is that's just going to
be the opposite. Yeah, and that's what That's what it was.
Just you lie and you say like, no, we were
running some we were running some experiments. We were testing

(43:04):
out some stuff on some mini planes. And this is
what it was.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Because even if the government knew and they said it's Greenland,
nobody's gonna believe that Greenland's flying drones at us.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Or you're just gonna set the conspiracy theorists off and
like their own thing, and then they'll be busy doing
that instead of talking about Greenland. So respect Greenland. Let's
see what you're doing out there. It's funny, drone want
to come by me.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
We're going to falk with all the Italians.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Is that what they sound like.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
I tried to keep it vain enough, fast enough. See. Yeah,
anything that high up in the world, it's got to
have that like slightly sweetish accent to it. But I
would think that even like Vikings went over into Greenland,
the accent had to go with them, right.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
True, before settling eventually in Minnesota.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Yeah, they kept going because like, why the fuck would
they stay in Greenland? Some of them did, the real ones. Dude,
someday there's gonna be a dope sport that's gonna be
named after us. We got to get in on this cool.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Yeah, yeah, all right, the drones are back Vikings too.
And then the Vikings are back because they wore those
stupid white helmets like don't like what don't make the horn,
make the horn look cool? The horn didn't look cool enough.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
I mean just the white on white is.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Like the horn could have been more. They could just
look like that, a white helmet on like all white.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
I don't know. I mean, they're gonna flame out in
the playoffs anyway. They suck.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
I don't know anybody, but the Eagles also back this week.
Cruises Bobby jokes, Bobby boats. How was it pal give
us Bobby Vak, How is it that now you're a
landman after being a seaman for nearly a week. Yeah,
I was on the on the ship four days Thursday

(44:51):
to Sunday. It was it was a good time. My
I'll get to it not cool about it later, but
ultimately overall, it was good time. The first second cruise
that I've gone on, they're both Disney cruis, and they're
both because of work. I feel weird saying that, Like
I feel like that's kind of a cool flex though

(45:12):
it was forced vacation.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
I saw I was working too hard around here.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
I paid to go on a cruise.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
It was actually I think busier this time, like work
wise than last time. Like the main days for work
are Friday and Saturday. Was it like all day you
had to work or was it just like here's a
couple hours, No practically all day Yeah, like eight am
to maybe three or four. Oh damn. Yeah. Like there's

(45:39):
there's a lot of like interviews and and just things
to capture, like the areas to look at. But it's
a good time.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Like it.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
I don't get seasick, yeah, so it doesn't affect me,
but definitely, like when I got back on land. I
felt like there's still a little wavy, like for like,
did you see legs on ye, like like two days
or so mostly gone that if.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
You ever missed that feeling, you can probably just have
like two Mike's hard lemonades and you'll be right back
at it.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Did you see Mickey? I did?

Speaker 4 (46:11):
How was he?

Speaker 3 (46:13):
I saw many? There was a Donald Duck was there?
Chippendale nice, Yeah, they were there. Aladdin and Jasmine were
there as well. Was it like a media cruise where
it was like a promotional one or was it like
real cruisers also on there too? It was like a
media one. I didn't. I didn't everybody media people pretty much,

(46:35):
and then like that's always fun because then people brag
about stuff and you're like, I want to listen to
this guy's story. Yeah I did.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
I didn't really get to talk to like a lot
of other media people, but there were a lot of
media people there because I think like it has the treasure,
that's what the ship is called. It has the maiden voyage,
like the twenty first, So in a few days. Okay, yeah,
so this was like a preview sailing and people got
in before that. What is what is the when the
King focks uh prema you Prema Octa the Maiden Voyage.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Hell, yeah, I did that. I knew Pat like that.
I knew that. No chance Pat doesn't know.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Yeah, just can't wait to be King Disney. It was
a it was a.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Disney Classic Disney reference, Classic Disney. So someone pointed it
out that there was actually more adults than kids on
the ship, and I hadn't really noticed. I was I
don't pay attention to kids, but like, oh, yeah, I
guess that there really is, just you know, more adults.
He and and like maybe that's why I like, it's
such a much better experience, not a bunch of kids

(47:42):
running around. The rooms are pretty sweet, though, it is
pretty sweet. Yeah you get room service. You probably don't
get room places. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
What was your like go to?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
I would always I was a pizza guy. Like they
always had the pizza all day and they had the
livestream thing usually right now at the Royal Caribbean one
I went too. It was like the ice cream cone thing,
self serve, soft served, and I'd be like ice streaming
pizza done at ice cream Pizza every day multiple times.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
My buddy in the in my group check keeps trying
to get all of us to play in a cruise
together to go on. But the problem I have with
it is the only time I see anything about cruises online,
It's like when cruise ships go viral. Yeah, it looks
like the worst experience you've ever seen in your fucking life.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
But if you're drug the whole time, I don't know
it just still, then you might not care. But then
if something bad happens and they don't serve alcohol, because
then people get rowdy, which I understand the logic of that.
You saw some shows, some Disney shows though, Yeah, so
Disney cruse the only ones I've been on. I don't
know how like other cruises do it.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
But like Disney, they'll have they have multiple theaters where
they play, they'll have the shows, they do some exclusives.
They have like a movie theater on board too, where
they'll they'll play movies that are currently in theaters. So
I think, now, what's in theaters now, Maana to know
a lot of Disney movies.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
I want so bad. Just let me rent it. I'm
not gonna go watch it in the theater, Just fucking
let me rent it. I'll take twenty five dollars do it.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
I want to show up to his housepick. I got
a bootleg copy of Gladiator two for you, and it's
gonna be Maana too.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
I still watch it.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
I'm jacked up.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
I didn't see Mono two, but I did see like
the the play version of Maana, which was like a premiere,
like it hasn't hasn't been shown anywhere else. That's awesome. Yeah,
and so that I'd be like, do I think I
rotate that on the ship or is it?

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (49:33):
I think they wrote I think they they have they
rotated and they have different like also dining experiences based
on different ships, like on this one, like the main
one was a a cocoa themed. On the other cruise
that I went to, it was frozen themed. Oh, so
like they have different like dining experiences like that too.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
So like this one had a lot of like chocolate,
I was gonna say, like tacos and stuff, and the
frozen one was probably just like scream It was only
ice cream, ice cream and POPSICLESO. So hold on, I

(50:12):
have a question about the Mojana play then, Yeah, did
they just have a like a dude playing the chicken
or how did they How did they do the chicken
for Mohana?

Speaker 3 (50:21):
They didn't do the chicken.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
You can't do a ma Wana play and not have
the chicken.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
That's I'm not watching Moana, but that seems like the
best part of it. The chicken's pretty great, dude, I
drew the chicken. Oh nice.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
They had like a little they have like a lot
of activities people to do it. One of them was like,
draw the chicken.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
I'm like, let's go do that. But this play was
like it was like a very condensed I don't know
how long the movie is, but this play was an
hour long. That's solid. And they got like actual Broadway
stars on there on the ship playing these things.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Krist I know she does Broadway.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Probably not that. Probably not like a list I was
just had, but like other Broadway people. I think they
had like three or so of them, not every single
one of them.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Was five extras from the Book of Mormon.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Did it make you think at any point, like I
could just I had a boat, I could just get
on the get on the open seat and never go back.
You think that at all during the week that you're gone.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
No, not at all, because like our rooms, you know
they face the ocean and just looking out there like
there's nothing out there.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Yeah, when you're like, can you imagine falling off? Yeah,
and just like goodbye. I had that thought multiple times.
That's it.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Did they ever play any Blue October? Do they try
and stay away from that on cruise ships?

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Lincoln Park Band, Nirvana?

Speaker 4 (51:43):
No, well that sounded like fun. I'm happy for you.
You needed it, you deserved it. You look refreshed.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
Would you do on the would y'all go for your excursion?
They have a Disney has An island castaway key in
the in the Bahamas.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
How was that that was? That was a good time too,
Like it's this time it was a little bit more rainy,
so yeah, you can't.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
Like really go into the water. But we went on
a bike ride and have some good food on the island.
They have some shops there too.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
That's cool. Did you bring us anything? I did not
bring you guys anything. I actually had to leave things
behind because it was a media crew. So like they
would drop things off in our rooms, like after dinner.
We would like come back and like, oh there we
have these gifts now, and like they had a Mickey
doll and like this headband with ears and other things.
I'm like, we can't fit this in our suitcase because

(52:38):
we just brought carry on.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
So you could have worn the ears.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
It was they were never gonna get worn again. I
would warn the ears you could give him me. Fuck
how well you were sick going onto the cruise?

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:53):
How is that? It was not pleasure? That's what part
of my knuckle is. And now okay, all right, we'll
get to that.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Then in the fresh air really helped clear you up.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Yeah, se Aer Saltier Marat Okay cruises back and then
I forgot it. But throwing rocks. Throwing rocks is back
because on Sunday I was walking my dog before I
went and just drank my Sunday away watching the giant Sadly,
I was walking my dog and it had rained and

(53:22):
there was a puddle and somebody. I watched this dude
veer into the puddle to splash us. And then I
ran after his car and I grabbed a rock and
I nailed it. I didn't break anything. I was hoping
I would bust his back window, but I didn't know
my plan after that. But I just like was like,
I saw rather falk you dude, falk you. And then
I looked down, grabbed the rock and just whoa hurled

(53:45):
that bitch. I was like Henry Rowan Gardner and fucking
rookie of the year, Like that was the greatest throw
of my life. Whatever I did, I got it. I
was soaked. I was soaked, and like the guy was
in the opposite lane veered into like he you could
be in that lane and not go all the way
to the right side and splash, and he veered into
that was looking at me when he did it, and

(54:05):
I was just like okay, okay, yeah, and then yeah,
I like, I mean, I was.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Like, what if I just busted?

Speaker 3 (54:12):
How fucking funny would that? Because then like what do
I do? Like I don't know, run? Well, yeah I
would run, but like I run, he's in the car,
I'm on foot, I know how to, Like I'd go
the back way into my apartments. He wouldn't fucking figure
it out, and then it'd be funny if he can
find me, Like I'm not paying for that. You fucking
splashed me. I was just feel like, do you have
any witnesses? Nope?

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Do you have a dash cam that was facing backwards
that caught me throwing a rock at your car. I
didn't do that, Nope, didn't do it.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Maybe I don't know. Sometimes there's consequences to actions.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
And maybe another car kicked up a rock and it
smashed your windows.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Happened to me, But they could have veered over there, yeah,
and just hit that rock and just happened to get you,
like you got me. It sucks, but I don't know.
That felt like it was like I got like he
definitely won that battle because I got splashed and I
got wet and had to watch my dog and stuff
like that. But like also, by the way, shout out Weezy,
it's her birthday to day. But I felt like when
he splashed me, I was like fuck you, and like

(55:02):
usually there's nothing you can do in that situation. And
I looked down and there was a rock and it
wasn't a small rock, it wasn't a huge rock, but
it was a good rock for throwing. And I hurled
that bitch and it fucking connected. It just didn't break windows,
which would have been idea. Maybe put a good ship
in there, And I'd like to think that like for
a second, he was like, oh fuck, did that motherfucker,
because then't he didn't know if I had more rocks.

(55:24):
So for a couple of seconds he was like, oh shit,
said Joe Montana. Back there, that was a hell of
a throw. Yeah. What if he got stuck in traffic
right then too? That would have been funny if the keys.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Car, Oh, that'd be awesome.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Yeah, Or or if I had a knife on me.
It didn't have a knife on me, but if I
had a knife on me, pop two of his tires.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
But what now, bitch, splash anybody else again?

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Yeah, fucker splash this. He gets out of the car, wheezy,
just her Yeah, boor, I smashed the driver's window out
and it gets glass on him, like you like getting splashed?
Didn't think so, pussy. Water turns into yeah, sand dust too.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
There's glass on beaches everywhere in the world. Well, don't
tell me it's sand, it's water.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Yeah, both, it's both.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
But I mean ice is technically just glass water class.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
But I hadn't thrown a rock in a minute, and
it was like, still got it? Still, dude, I fucking
the Yankees might want to look at me. Yankees might
want to look at me, Dude, I'm not saying i'd
start I could be a bullpen option. Yeah, I can
be a bullpin option. When you got some guys injured,
I can fill in a little bit. Give me, I
could burn a couple of innings.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Now that you guys don't sign soda, you got a
few extra shekels to throw around.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
They you know what I would I would do it
for league minimum, if there's such a thing.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Yeah, you definitely would have to be playing for it.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
For league minimum. Because I'm a I would let give
them the money you would normally give me. Give that
to somebody else.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
I just got sad thinking about baseball. We'll get to
that later.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
But yeah, throwing rocks back, dudes, just grab a rock.
Next thing you see a rock, just grab it, ruck it,
not at somebody unless they do throw out a tree,
a tree like square of the rock. Yeah, so good,
But yeah, I still got it. So athlete, Oh, I
fucking I don't know. I mean, if we hadn't a nominations,

(57:12):
I could have been nominated for Athlete of the Year
rock the year Athlete of the Year threw a rock
and nailed the car. This guy seems like an asshole. Yeah,
don't forget to mention me as a mention on Saturday.
I can't do it because I look conceided.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
You have to do it. Don't forget to remind me, Alex.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Alex is an honorable mention. I'm like, thanks, Pat, all right,
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Speaker 5 (58:26):
Man.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
All right, if you would like to submit you're not cool,
hit us up on Twitter at pass gray Pod, use
the hashtag PTG not cool, attach that to your gripe,
give us like three four sentences at max, trying to
try and simplify it so it's easy for us to
read quickly. Uh, and then we'll pick some of the
best ones for each week, because we did we recorded
early last week. Uh, we didn't really do any listener ones,

(58:53):
so I have quite a few that you guys and
gals sent me this week at pass gay Pot. Hashtag
PTG not cool. That's how we will see you're not cools.
This is from Alexis Garcia at Alexis Texas Underscore on Twitter,
and she says her not cool is tripping, falling, and
rolling off the treadmill in front of everyone at the
gym this morning.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
That's a good not cool. That's a rough one, but
at least they think of it this way. You made
everybody else's day better because they all have to go home.
Big dude.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Yeah, somebody told that story. That's you were the highlight
of somebody else's day. And now looking back. I bet
you laugh because it's funny. Hopefully you weren't injured. But
that is a solid not cool to start us off.
That's actually cool, very good, not cool. David Ruiz at
David Underscore Ruiz at ninety he's a Gravyes nominee. He

(59:43):
says he's not cool. Is not being able to exit
my apartment complex this morning. The exit gate was not working,
so I had to go put the entry code on
the entrance gate, run back to my car, and exit
before they gay close. I've I've had that shit abbit before,
or like if the apartment's loose power, You're like, gate
doesn't open now, but well, i still have to go
to work, so I'm gonna drive through the gate if

(01:00:05):
we don't open it, or I'm gonna have I'm not
gonna uber. You guys been paid for my uber like
had situations like that that does suck anytime, like your
morning commute is disrupted by anything, Like I have my coffee.
This is where I put my coffee in my cup
or next or my cup holder. This is I'm listening
to whatever I'm listening to that normally I'm listening to

(01:00:25):
The Rod Ryan Show in the mornings or passing podcasts
in the mornings. I'm ready to go to work. Fuck
something change now I can't do what I was ready
to do.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
The last thing I want to do in the morning
on the way to work is an agility test.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Yeah, but I mean, David athlete Alexis, but she knows
she is an athlete. She's working out. Athletes work out.
I mean, ye me, David honorable mentions for Athlete of
the Year. All right, all three of us teasing p's David.
But I'm glad. I'm hoping it's working now, and I'm

(01:00:57):
glad you were able to figure out a way around it.
There's not the worst to be like, I'm just gonna
have to uber today.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
I feel like you're in a video game having to
solve a puzzle to get through the gate.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
This an escape room. God damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Did that exact thing in Indiana Jones the other night.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
I always like, I remember the day that happened in
my apartments. It was there was like the power was out,
and I was like, I'm like, the lady eventually came down.
It was like helping people. But it was very early
in the morning, and I was like, I mean if
I have to run through this, like I have to
work to pay to live here. So like, that's on
you guys that you didn't leave this open. I know
it's not your fault the power, and I'm like, what

(01:01:31):
am I supposed to do?

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Dude? If you allow me to, I will unhook the gate.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
I make sure. Yeah, I won't put it back. It's
not gonna be fixable unless you hire someone else to
get another gate. But try this, Okay. So that was
David Rubies, is not cool. Next one was from josh
Tree josh Trecottle at Joshua Tree seven one three. He says,
is not cool. As the used car dealership I went
to sold me an expedition. I traded in my truck

(01:01:57):
for it, but it had a lean on the titles
somewhere else. They repote it last night, So I'm fucked
and waiting to talk to the credit unied to tell
me what's going on. I need to sue.

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
Yeah, that how were how were they able to sell
the car while I had a lean on it? Pretty sure?

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
That's illegal.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
It's super illegal. That car dealership is going to owe
you a new car they get too new carsh Like
I bet whatever lawyer he called has to just be
like seeing like cartoon money signs flying through the air, like, Oh,
this one's gonna be a layup.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
You know, we could probably hook you up with Francis
Vacineocho and associates. They'll get the job done. Be a
real shame if anything would have happened at dealership we
had a lot of those cars could go up in flames.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
We had a Christmas happy hour at the restaurant. Say hmm,
maybe rhymes with schmery schmaiant Terry Bryant.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
I was like.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
I was getting a super nice guy, by the way.
Yeah yeah, but yeah that anytime you have to get litigious,
that sucks, right because that's one of the thing that works.
It costs you more money.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Fuck damn though, that ruins your shit. That's like, well,
let's just say and like getting your car repode. The
next day you get up, your car's gone with the
fuck Like.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
I haven't even had a payment on this yet.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
How do the fuck did they get repos Yeah, I've
heard of stuff like that happening, like when you buy
it from like another seller, like if you bought off
of like Facebook marketplace, you're like oh I found this
guy online. It had a car, and like, he just
sold you a fucking shitty car that he wasn't paying
off the bills on or I've also noted like people
that like they bought it from somebody that who was like, hey,
you send me the payments. I'm making the payments. But
then they just pocketed the money and didn't make the

(01:03:34):
payments and then it's like, oh, well, your car's gonna
get taken away.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
That's also a super dumb way to do business.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Yeah, it's really stupid, really stupid. But that's like going
through a dealer, like that's you would expect them to
not be fucking I mean they're the dealers are gonna
fucking no matter what, but like you expect them to
not have a car that's going to get repod.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
I hope by next year, like we get an update
and he's like, yeah, so I own that car dealership.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Ah, dude, I hope you own a car dealership. So
that'd be so sick. I'll work a couple of shifts.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Hell yeah, I'll sell some. I don't think I would
be a good salesman. I could work the front desk.
I'm a vibes guy though, Yeah, don't see that's I
am a vibes guy. That's why I'd be great on
the front desk. I can't forgell you anything.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
A little bit, but like didn't sell anything.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
I could be the mattress smack of this place. Yeah,
just hanging out at the front desk making everyone feel good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Do it, dude, that's the worst not cool I've ever heard,
Maybe one of the worst.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Yeah. It's maybe not like outside of like you know,
like death deaths and stuff like that, as far as
just like your life being completely It makes me mad.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
It makes me mad for you, buddy. I'll have you
body and I'm sorry. And keep us updated, Please keep
us updated. That's some fucked up ship. Our last one
is from Melissa Hyde. How you're gonna follow that up? Oh?
Secondhand market or second hand marked up tickets? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I saw they passed some rule Kid Rock was work

(01:04:56):
with Congress or whoever it was. They're eliminating the hidden
ticket fees where it's like convenience fees and stuff like
that that don't pop up until.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Yeah, you get they called it convenience fee, but there's
literally no other way.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
To you wanted to be able to have it on
your phone, right, Well I can't. You're not going to
mail it to me. But you wanted to be able
to have it on your phone, right, Well, that's the
only way I can get it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Can I buy it convenience? Then you know you have
to buy it through this website, So it's the only
way I can buy it. And you're charging extra fees
the convenience.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
I can get around them, so they can't add that
shit on after. But like, if you think that's going
to make them not make more money, they're going to
just tell you they're fucking you in front of the Yeah,
like the total is this just let me know. Let
we also have this, this, this and this and this
and this and this is the water and utility tax fees.
You're like, what, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
I won't use any of the water there. I can
make sure that doesn't happen.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
Yeah, if I'm going to a concert, I'm sure shit
not drinking water.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
But yeah, secondhand marked up tickets. That's solid, not cool.
That sucks a lot, solid not cool. All Right, I'll
go first, All right, I'll go first. The mind's mine's
not that like bad, but I have a cupping problem.
I was I was on the internet and I saw

(01:06:10):
an advertisement for a cupping I have, like a digital
like a electric one. It's just like a single cup cupping,
like where you cup on your like muscles and stuff.
And I was using that and I was like, you
know what, it'd be cool if I had like the
multiple ones where like, no, I didn't. I just like anytime,
like I sit down, I'm like, I should cup this,
I should cup. I got ten minutes like a cup

(01:06:32):
Like my arms, My arms are off to death. My
back is fucking cupped. It's it's wild.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
It's like Emma has a perfectly cylindrical fist and is
beating you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Yeah, it's like keep my fucking tom on the podcast.
It's cupping. But my wife was just like, yeah, you
have an addiction.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
It was like I it, but like it's good for me.
It's good for Look all that bluff flow, that's that's restored. Uh,
look at my arm, My arm I could swim. I'm
like Michael Phelps, now, huh, that's why I do this rock.
If I hadn't cuked, I don't know if I could
have fucking nailed that car with.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
The with the rock.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
You should probably throw away, throw away your cupping devices,
because if not, I feel like we're like three months
away from him being like I bought a penis pump.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
No, I'm not gonna do that. I just like that's
the next step, bro, Like it's about cupping is just
a gateway drug to my healing. Bro chuck out, check
out my back. My back's feeling better than ever. Look
at all that cupping. That cupping, dude, well that cupping
just anytime you got ten minutes I'm holding feeding the kid.
Guess what cup.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
I don't even get. It's just supposed to like like
increase blood flow to the area.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Well, you're like like your muscle, your fascions, it's called
it gets like pushed down and like tensed up and
so like that. Like it's like you have the layers
of your skin and then your muscle kind of get
like entwined and then it separates them. And sometimes you
do that, you can restrict blood flow and like it
helps and it feels better afterwards.

Speaker 6 (01:07:54):
Is this something that like can be done on its own,
Like it sucks on its own. You don't have to
like touch it anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Yeah, So around I had the electric one, and that
would just like it would be like, but this is
just like it's like a suction cut. Basically, you just
squeeze it where you want it and then you make
sure that it's rounded out again and then you just
don't touch it. Like there's certain like if I did
it on my arm and I moved my arm a bunch,
it would pop off. But like if you're like ideally

(01:08:20):
you're like sitting watching TV, like I'm gonna do my
arm and you just hang out and don't really move
a ton for ten minutes, but like it's tied.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
So Elex is just addicted to being sucked on a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Who doesn't like getting sucked? Bro?

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Who doesn't like getting sucked? So? Yeah, I have a
cupping problem. That's my not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
I've got a few. The first one is on behalf
of my buddy. I crashed over to his place on Saturday.
We just got hammered all day and watched a bunch
of football and stuff like that. Oh I guess not
a bunch. It was only Army Navy. We were watching
other sports, just drinking all day long. At like one,
we're like, all right, it's time to go to bed.
The sheets were not on his guests bed, so we

(01:09:00):
go upstairs to put him on. He was helping me,
and I looked to the side. He's got like a
little uh like game room area or whatever, you know,
just play area for his kids, and there's a big
long couch and I looked at the right. As we
get up there, I go, TJ, there are four turds
on that. His cat has been shitting upstairs a bunch lately.
It just stopped using its slender box. But we see
all the four turds on the couch and we're like,

(01:09:21):
damn it. He's like, okay, I'll get it in a minute.
Let's put the sheets on the bed. We put the
sheets on the bed. I walk out. I go, TJ.
All the turds are gone. His dog in like the
three minutes it took us to make the bed eight
all four piles of shit.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
I'm very glad that I have not had a dog
that does that. I've known quite a few people that
had dogs that like would they would shit in the
house and oh no, and then they eat it and wait, no, no,
don't that's worse.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
And the next morning I wake up, I'm like, all right,
I gotta I gotta go get home, get ready for
all the Sunday football games. And I was like, I
can't believe I woke up before you, and he was like, no,
I was up like an hour and a half ago.
Zoe threw up in the front room after eating all
that shit.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
I was like, oh man, I'm sorry for you shit, but.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
This gave me something to talk about. So teas and
peas for TJ on that one that sucks. And then
I've got two of my own. One is just my
boss at work. He's he's seventy, so you know, only
he gets chilly easily, so he'll come into work before
we're there or whatever, and he'll turn on the heater
but you don't notice. And then all of a sudden,

(01:10:31):
like thirty minutes into us being open, we're all run around.
It's super busy during this time of year. Everyone's having
like their office it's not really Christmas parties, but you know,
like they're going out to eat, so we're full.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
We're running around and like at the same time, me
and two other servers are just like.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
God, it's fucking hot in here, because he keeps turning
on the fucking heater and doesn't tell anyone because he's cold,
not taking into account that in an hour and a
half we're gonna have one hundred and fifteen people in
the fucking room. Yeah, and it's it keeps happening because
nobody thinks to check the heater in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
It just feels nice, right.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
I was sweating so much. I have to have a towel.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
I'm constantly wiping off my head because otherwise Brin's calories though,
shiny Brin's calories.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
So yeah, that's a I told his son. I was like,
we gotta call the ac company and get a like
fingerprinting coated touchpad that when he touches it, it just
doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
Because this is getting it, it changes like it does work,
but it just doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Yeah, it'll be like five seconds it says heat and
then it just turns.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Like a facade over it. It's like it's it's like
a fake win and you have to lift it up
to turn the real one on.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Oh that's not a bad idea. I could do that.
Just the heat's broken, you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Yeah, wear a fucking jacket or just get him to
like install like uh new unit or not a unit,
but like, uh, the the clicker thing, to change it
with somewhere else and be like leave that one. Disconnect
it though, but like leave it where it like lights up,
just make it do nothing. And then it's like handy
your little brother, they control it's not turned on.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Hmm, smart, I'll have to I'll kick those ideas around work.
We got to figure out a something. Uh. And my
other one was so yeah, after drinking all day Saturday,
and I mean it was we put on a fucking show,
so Sunday wasn't exactly feeling my best. I sit on
my couch watching football all day. I'm just getting high

(01:12:21):
because that's really all I can fucking do to try
and make myself feel better. My brother calls and I
pick up the phone and go, thank you for calling
Jonathan's this is fuck I just I just hear cackling
on the other side of the line. He's been making
fun of me for like four days now because of it.
It was not my best moment, you know, all all
not that bad of a thing, but it was just like, man,

(01:12:42):
I felt like a fucking idiot just answering the phone,
like I m at work. I haven't done that. Yeah,
I can't remember ever doing it. I'm sure I've probably
done at some point, but in a very very long time.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
I used to do that when I was When I
was I would answer phones for this boys station sports
Talks and then people would call it sports talk Nope,
and it'd catch it. But oh, hey, what's up. Sorry.
I did that a lot. It was the Asher's post game.
I was just doing it, like fifty calls, So.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Yeah, I got it. Just shows you care about your work, dude. Yeah,
I'm just I'm fucking lockeddown. Hashtag workaholic, hashtag rise and grind.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Rise and grind bro Rise and grind Life's too short.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
Answer your phone like you're at work.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
I was talking about therapists and they were like, yeah,
it's okay that you're a workaholic, Ilex, It's okay. A
lot of people like just get themselves lost to work,
and that's just one of the things that makes you
an athlete because you care about things.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
So that's all I got, Bobby, Besides the wire that
you're currently fighting with, you got any other knock holes?

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
So, like I was saying, I was sick of the
entire trip that that I was on, I'd mentioned previously
that Sam got sick all the way through, all the
way through.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Fuck, you looked not sick on the pictures, so you
faked it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Well, yeah, makeup, makeup, special effects, Disney.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they got it everywhere, man, Like all
the filters everywhere, Like there's no there's no even there's
not even a camera, it's just there, just you just filter. Yeah,
it's all the whole camera, the whole boats camera.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
You step onto the boat and you're just Disney animation
at that point. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
When when I got your cartoon, when I got to
the Orlando airport, went to the rest of the first time, like, whoa,
I don't remember looking like this. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:23):
Sam got sick the week after Thanksgiving and she knew
we had this trip coming up, so she slept in
the living room to try not to get me sick
because she knew, like this is also part of my
like a work trip, so I'm going to be doing
things that didn't work.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
I ended up getting sick like.

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
Maybe the Saturday or Sunday before, oh h and still
kind of feeling I have it like a little lingering cough.
But we got to go to Disney World the day
before we went to Epcot and it was very chilly
and windy there and my nose is running and I'm
just like not feeling and like this this being my

(01:15:01):
first time ever at Disney World, first time at Epcot,
it was not really a good experience because I felt
so sick. And then getting on the boat too. They
have a radio row and that starts like at six am, okay,
at six am to like nine pm, like of people
going by and interviewing, and you know, I'm supposed to

(01:15:22):
be there too, like getting footage and stuff, and I
couldn't do it. The first day, Like I woke up,
I was feeling so miserable, so stuffy, like eyes heavy
and like I just like laid in bed and like
slept for like another hour or two. And then when
I finally went out there, my boss was out there too, like,
oh and nice to see you. Did you have did
you get a good sleep, and like teasing me, I'm like, yeah, man,

(01:15:43):
I'm I'm not feeling.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
I was like oh, then he kind of felt bad
about it. Yeah, but yeah, like it was a very
bad time you'd be sick, very bad time.

Speaker 6 (01:15:55):
Yeah, And then like it was cold, you know, December
it was cold like almost the entire time in windy,
and we got to the island it was also rainy.
I'm like, this is this is I'm never gonna get
better because now that home all all the way from
the rain and be cold.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
And sometimes you just trick yourself, you get sick from
something else, like this is different sick.

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
Yeah, and then the last couple of days here we've
gone from like warm day to cold day, to warm
day to cold day.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
To wet day. Yeah. Yeah, it's uh that sucks. Yeah,
hopefully I'm better by by Christmas. Is Sam better all
the way?

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
I would say she is.

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Was she still sick during the cruise? Uh, not nearly
as much as me, maybe like a little bit. Yeah,
it was already on her way out, on the way out.
Yeah that sucks. That's a good not cool but like
a bad thing but not cool. So I didn't get
to enjoy the trip as much as I wanted to,
just because I was dealing with the sick. Well, because
of that, I'll forgive you if you're not gave me anything, Yeah, no, thank.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
You, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
I appreciate.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
Also, there is one we're not.

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
Talking to my therapist about as like Robert always goes
on vacations and brings me anything back, and she's like,
that's okay. You just have to learn to accept the
fact that, like Robert's love language may not be gift giving,
and you would really appreciate rob or brought you something,
but like he's not going to because that's not his
love language. I was like, okay, I accept that, so
I accept you for your flaws.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
Robert. There is one more I had left it. I
was thinking it was gonna be Bobby's, but I forgot
he was sick during his trip. Kyle Tucker's gone. I
wanted him to be an astro for life.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
You traded him.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
I I think I actually love Kyle Tucker more than Altuve,
like I love out to it, but like Tucker from
the time he was drafted and he was eighteen, I
was like, I fucking love this guy. He's gonna be
an absolute superstar. I still think he can be one
of the best, the best right fielder in the league
at any any year. He's fucking amazing. We traded him

(01:17:48):
because we're not gonna pay him. It's bullshit. We should
have paid him. Traded him with the Cubs, who I
you know, I used to hate the Cubs because they
were in our division. I don't anymore, but like now
I was. I was celebrating at first, Hey wasn't the Yankees,
it wasn't the Dodgers. But now I'm starting to realize.
I don't think the Cubs are gonna pay him. I
think they traded him for a one year rental and

(01:18:10):
we're gonna have to deal with this again after the
season or even during the year. If their year isn't
going well mid season, he could be traded to the Yankees.
Are the Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
But you got Cam Smith. That's a cool name.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
Yeah, he sounds like a third baseman.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
I don't know anything about, but he sounds like he'd
be a baseball player that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
And parades parades. I don't know how you pronounce it,
but he utility is older.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
But like sounds cool. Still, But aren't gonna sign Bregman?

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
Not gonna sign No, they're saying this, but like I
just I don't think that they're gonna be willing to
pay what he's gonna get on the open market.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
From the Yankees. Maybe and I thought not the Yankees,
Red Sox, maybe the Yankees also could get Carlos Korea
in a trade too, which would be wild.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
No, the Red Sox are gonna pay him. I know
they already have. Why am I johna blank on their
third baseman? Name their best player, Rafel Devers. He wants
to say a third, but I think it's better long career,
long term career for him if they move him to
first base. I'll be happy if bregnant stir just I can't.
This is the problem when your team drafts so well

(01:19:09):
and you get all these great players for so many years.
We can't have all these draft great players and only
signed one, Like Jordan can't be the only person from
this era that we re sign.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
We didn't draft him, but we didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
But like we didn't draft and we fucking got him
when he was in low A ball. I'm counting that
as him being a homegrow product. Draft we didn't. But yeah,
it's just it's sad watching everyone leave, and I don't
like it. I will say this, So Tucker's gonna look
sick in that Cubs uniform. Yeah, he's gonna blast some
balls out of that stadium.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
And maybe Yankee Stadium.

Speaker 6 (01:19:44):
No, no, And it sucks to like the outfield right
now is Jake Myers, Jess McCormick, can.

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
Someone maybe he's out there.

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
I mean he'll be in left field, not every day then,
but I mean we still I think we still have
a couple of young guys that are coming up that
are supposed to be outfielders for us, but like it's not,
you don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
I thought it was really funny. I saw that ashows
like social media po sort of thing about like all
about the young guys, like right before the trade, like
maybe the day before, like that morning, like oh the track,
ye classic misdirect.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
I wish the best for the rest of his career.
I don't want him to be a Dodger.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
All you got to do is just keep telling yourself
it's fine, it's fine, this is fine.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
I feel like a fucking Bears fan in the fire.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Yeah, you just just tell yourself it's fine, and then
you'll forget about it for a second and then it'll
come back. It's like, it's fine, it's fine, this is fine,
this is fine, this is fine, this is fine.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
We let Springer go, and then we are Korea go,
and Tucker go, and and Korea. We got lucky with Panya.
He was right there, but like he's gone, and then
Pregnant's gone, and Tucker's gone. Like the guys from the
fucking Core, we didn't sign any of them.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
I want you miss him, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
I'm gonna miss Bregmant. I love him. I'm not gonna
miss Bregman for the first month of the half of
the season because he's never good during that. People are like, oh,
he only hits like two sixty four. I'm like, yeah,
but if you take out the first month and a
half he hit two eighty for the year, you just
gotta weather the shitty part. I God, I'm gonna miss Tucker.
His swing is so beautiful. He's such an awkward looking

(01:21:24):
human being. His body proportions are weird, like we had
the He's the most awkward looking person sense on her pens,
but damn it is he athletic can get it hit
in the baseball I hope he hits forty this year
for them.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
I could say, Bragman, go to Yankees. I don't want
to do it. What if I don't want to be
cool him pen stripes?

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
See, I don't want you because he's gonna start all
slow and all the Yankees, because that's what all Yankees
fans sound like.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Way if he went to the Yankees, though, and he
was like, oh, all I needed was to be in
a cool city and then I can I can start
off hot, and then he.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
Goes he'll make it all the way the World Series
and then he's gonna be one of the people making
five errors in a fucking inning and they're gonna scapegoat him,
even though Judge is the worst one.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
But isn't that kind of cool though if it happens,
if somebody that like was on your team and isn't
on your team. See, we got rid of him before
this happened. No, I like doing that?

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
Not cool?

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
Like I just hope, like if Saquon doesn't win the MVP,
I'll just see that's why we got room. He's not
an m v P. Not an m v P. Also
good that we got rid of Saquon because he would
have won us like three games, and then we would
have been fucked.

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
It's gonna be okay. Then we're getting all fine.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
It's gonna be fine.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
We're getting all of our pitching back this year that
we missed last.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Everything's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
The young guys, the bats are just gonna be there.
You just have to. We're gonna be great hitting the ball.
Verliner might be back, but I was thinking more along
the lines of uh, Christian and.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Contract colors. He'll be injured by winds spring train.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
Yeah, yeah, he's gonna injure his arm again, fucking first
day of spring training. But Luis Garcia and Christian he's
out to big ones.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Maybe JP France. Maybe that's a cool guy. He's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
Yeah, the the glasses looked up on him. Yeah, you guys,
it's always fun having one picture with glasses.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. We probably
will be. I mean, we're a good organization, put together
a team. It's just it's gonna be fine.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
Tucker is like like my favorite players growing up. It
was always bag Well and then I fucking loved al
Tuv and I was in love with Tucker and then
they just took him away from me. And I don't
like it. I feel like I've lost something that I
never even really had. Yeah, if of course I didn't have,
But like, I'm gonna miss him forever, all right, what
if we sign him back after this year?

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
What if it's not gonna happen. It'll be fine, dude,
whatever happened, fine.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
Hey what did JP say and Angels in the outfield?
It could happen. Yeah, that's what That's what.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
I was trying to think that. I was thinking that
we can be a family when the Yankee, when the
Angels win the pennant, and I was like, that was
a dad, that was not you know what, here's what is, Robert.
We're gonna spin this. We took some ask thatts.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
We fleeced them. We fleeced them. Yeah, because because we're
gonna trade deadline, we're gonna need a bat and we're
gonna we're gonna trade back from for less than we
gave away.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
Yeah, it'd be perfect, be fine.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
We'll give him just Cam Smith back.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
It's gonna be fine.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
It's gonna be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Liked Robert.

Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
I've heard Alex say this. It's gonna be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
Everything's fine, fine for everything's fine. It's never fun, it's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
You're scaring me.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
It's fine. Everything's gonna be fine. Everything's to be fine
always always is.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
I love you, Tucker, Come home, be fine, come home.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
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(01:27:07):
what does New Year's Eve taste like?

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
When I first read it? Initially, the first thing the
pop in my head was vomit? But that's New Year's Day, yeah,
Or it's actually after or sometime after midnight if you're
throwing up beforehandy or a rookie. If I had to
just put it down to one flavor, I think it
would be a four Horseman Jim Jack, Johnny and Jose.
Because you're drinking all of.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
The booze that night, I would say champagne. That was
like immediately what.

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
That's actually probably better.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
I thought I was gonna say too, Yeah, is that
a poily champagne? You don't really drink it a ton,
But like, champagne's a perfect thing for New Year's Eve.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
And now that I think about it, I don't really
party on New Year's Eve anymore. I usually work New
Year's Eve because everyone else wants to go out and
do shit, and I'm like, I'm fucking boring. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
Yeah, I'll work, So I always say champagne for me.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
It'll probably taste like a nice glass of whiskey once
everyone's left the restaurant, But why not champagne? Maybe, you
know what, I'll I'll have a glass. I'll have glass.

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
But that's like right at the right at the bar, like,
all right, cool champagne. And I'm not gonna drink this way.

Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
Everybody is celebrating. I'm gonna be Lieutenant Dan in.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
The corner, just with confetti all over you, just a
handful of whiskey. Somebody photoshopped that, all right. Next question,
good question, Mikey. We better fucking see you Saturday. If
you're in the fucking answer segment right now, you better
be there, fucking Saturday. So I'm I'm just gonna say that. Okay.
This is from Brett Brandon at Price of a DJ,

(01:28:30):
the reigning Gravy Gangster of the Year from The Gravies
last year. Brett Brandon says, is the sub and sub
sandwich actually short for submissive because you can put it
or you can put anything you want into getting freaky
with submissive sandwich. I like, yeah, because it's I mean,
that makes way more sense than subway sandwich or submarine

(01:28:52):
sandwich because it's submarine sandwich.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Because it looks like a submarine. That's what I always thought.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
That looks like a lot of other things then too. Yeah,
but it was fun to call a submarine sand submarine sandarch.
But now we're in a more progressive I like when
they call them poe boys, that's cool. Well, then that's good.
It's gonna be slightly cajun for it to be a pope, right,
But I like, I like or hagis if you get
a hagie, take a couple of hagies from.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
The wah wah, I do level good. Hogy. Uh yeah,
there's submissive. You can just stuff whatever you want. Film me, Daddy,
put one more in there. Yeah, they like it submissive sandwich.
You know you got one kind of meat in there,
better put two, but you can't put three. There's stuff
all that meat and they make that air tight.

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
Yeah, so yes, I think I'm gonna say that it
is submissive sandwich is a submissive sandwich. And from now on,
the next time you see somebody eating one of oh
you got a submissive standwich for lunch, Like what submissive
is that? What it stands?

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
I think it has to be stuff full though, Like
you can't just be like one of those bitch that
wish they could do that's like eighty percent bread, Like
it needs to be spilling out of the same.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
It's just submissive. It's like learning, it's working on it.
I can't do it all once.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
Now, next time I'm eating a sandwich, I'm gonna be like,
I'm the fucking domb.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
I'm in charge here. Yes, the sub and substanders stands
for submissive, Great observation, Brett, great observation. Better fucking see
you Saturday. Ray Mundo binavidas at k Mundo B on Twitter.
He's up for MVP this year. The gravies, he says,
he gives us our power rankings. Yeah, if you give

(01:30:41):
us things to powerank, give us five similarly related things,
will powerrank the fuck out of them and do it
better than anyone else. Ray Mundo is giving us. This
is a really good one because I was talking about
glitter being a problem around the holidays. He says, powerank
these things that are hard to get rid of. These
hard to get rid of things. He gives us glitter, sand,
dog hair, hangovers, and debt. Robert, I want you to

(01:31:03):
start us off here. You've never had a hangover in
your life. Okay, so number one being the hardest, right
one is the hardest thing to get rid of. Yeah, Okay,
I'm gonna go. Number one.

Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
Glitter that really just doesn't come off, and it's so much,
so much more easier to see that. It's really annoying,
Yeah than like, say.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
You have glitter on your face all day and I
have been trying for an hour and a half to
get us off my face and I can't. I washed
my face fifty times, I've scrubbed my face. It's just
not coming off.

Speaker 4 (01:31:35):
Fucking Mercedes, it's a part of me.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
Now. Number two, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go dog
hair for this one, okay, because I've seen it on
people's clothes. Pat, you were a lot of black. I've
got dog hair on me and you all see it
at all times.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
I the other day when I was at my buddies.
We were Saturday. We left to go to a bar
for a little bit. I went through three sheets of
a lint roller. Yeah, all of his dog's hair off me.
Still couldn't get.

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
It every day I must.

Speaker 6 (01:32:06):
Yeah, I was gonna say this, dude, it requires you
to buy a lint roller, and multiple times. Everyone should
have a one, which isn't something you have to do
with sand, like saying you can just buy a vacuum once,
so you don't have to buy a vacuum multiple times.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
But it's still everywhere, and even if you vacuum it,
like you're still.

Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
Like, god, damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Did I go to the beach recently? No, that was
from six months ago, and it's just why why how
did I get sand here?

Speaker 6 (01:32:25):
So Sam will be my number three, Debt will be
my number four. I think if you're if you're a
little smart about it, you can you can get out
of debt.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
Yeah. And rich, dude, Yeah, just be rich.

Speaker 6 (01:32:36):
Rich, Just like us hangovers number five just because I've
never had one, so I've never I've already.

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
Got rid of it a solid, got rid of it
a solid all right, I'll go next. I got hangovers last,
like it might be hard to get rid of it,
just like I don't know, I've been a I've always
been able. The mindset like put your head down and
get through it. You did this, you did this, This sucks,
Get over it, Get a Goodies, get some BC powder,
drink some water, some ginger ale. Fucking suck it up.

(01:33:05):
This is you. You're paying your dues, all.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
Right, greasy ass water burger. You're good.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
So that's five. Four is debt. I do think, like, yeah,
that's like people canna con spiral into debt, but like
you can pay it off, except you can't always pay
it off. But it's like in theory, it seems like, oh,
I'm taking this loan and I will be able to
do this, like it seems easier than it really is.
But like just because it seems like there's a way out, Okay,
I'm gonna go with that. Four. Number three is dog hair.

(01:33:35):
Dog hair does get everywhere, but it is like lin rollers,
you can get it off. You can't get it off
with lent rollers. I know you said you couldn't, but
like it helps. It makes an the way I interact
with dogs. It's in there forever and then to his sand,
just like it never goes away. It's just stuck there.
It is nature's glitter. And then glitter is one because

(01:33:57):
fuck glitter like you, like we are went over. They
just you're never gonna get it off, and it is
the easiest to spy, Like, hey, fucking idiot, you have
glitter on your Yeah, I was wrapping presents, dude, I
don't know. I didn't buy the wrapping paper. I just
fucking did it, all right, So yeah, glitter, sand, dog hair,
debt hangovers.

Speaker 4 (01:34:15):
So number one, I'm actually gonna go sand of course,
and it gets everywhere. Yeah, yeah, fucking I mean it
made Anakin Skywalker turn to the dark side. Yeah, so
number one. Number two's dog hair. I don't care how
often I roll or brush or fucking shake out my shirts.
It's just it's ever present in my mind and it

(01:34:36):
doesn't bother me. So I don't give a shit. Uh
three is gonna be glitter? Yeah, it hardly said, you know,
try lint rolling it. That'll work.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
It doesn't. I've tried it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
I don't know. I feel like glitter is a pain
in the ass, But anytime I've had it, I've been
able to get rid of it for the most part.
Dog hair, I can't get rid of it at all.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
Four is debt. Yeah, just like haven't you seen all
those lists online? Just stop buying Starbucks?

Speaker 3 (01:35:04):
Just yeah, buy a buy a junker.

Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
Just make coffee at home instead of going out, bring
your own lunch, grocery shop instead of uber eating all
your food. Oh yeah, trust fund, you know, just the
basic things. Yeah, steal, Yeah, there you go. Don't just
don't pay it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
Yeah, just don't pay debts. Fake your own death. That's
a good way to get That's a good way. It's
a great way. They definitely don't pass it on.

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
Yeah. All that and then five hangovers. Yeah, like I
aren't usually that bad. I'm just really tired the next day.
I haven't really had a bad hangover in a long time.
I'm just fucking tired. You know.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
I've always been good at like being like this is
your fault. You did this, where it's like it's hard
to be like this socks.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Yeah, but you did that, Yeah, And I was doing
it like all day on Sunday. I was like, you know,
I didn't feel that bad, but I was off. But
I was like, I should just be refilling this water
every time I finish it. Yeah, and then the cup
sits next to me for an hour and a half
and I'm like, I should go take some ibuprofen and
that would Actually I didn't have the ibuprofen thought until
like nine thirty at night. I was like, I should
have just had ibuprofen earlier. That would have helped that. Usually,

(01:36:05):
like he clears my up like eight percent right there
by just down in four or five ibuprofen. But uh, yeah,
the hangover will go away on its own. The rest
of these things will not.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
Yeah, that's why that's a solid You have to actively
do something to get after them. Those good powerrankings. Hell yeah,
good power rankings.

Speaker 4 (01:36:24):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
I love that, all right. Our next one is from
Oh Alexis Garcia two times on the show Alexis or
at Alexis Texas Underscore on Twitter. Alexis says is downloading
music on limeware. The millennial version of walking to school
in a blizzard. My mom got on the phone and
it fucking cut off my Britney Spears album I was

(01:36:47):
trying to illegally download.

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
Either that or I would say having to actually just
like get on your bike and ride around your neighborhood
to get in contact with your friends to find them.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
I would yeah, that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
Good one, like when you had to actually just be
like I can't just text my friend and instantly be
in contact with them.

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
I have to go find them, because I was gonna say,
make make maybe even better than the LimeWire example. The
LimeWire example is a really good, like millennial version of
walking I was a guy anyway, Well really I did.
I was always scared of it was green, I was.
I was scared I was going to destroy the computer.

Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
Well I got because my brother wouldn't let me use
his napster. Really yeah, he was a fucking dick shd
Also because all you could download videos as well.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
Saying I see what you're saying. I think that like
the millennial version of walking to school in abilicity, so
you specifically also wanted to stay with music is having
to listen to the radio and hit record on a
tape to keep a song like, oh, I fucking love
this song incy Bist I wish you were here, Like
I remember hearing that, but this song is so good
and just listening to the same radio station ninety nine

(01:37:55):
Accident Atlanta for like three hours until like they played
it again, it's like got it and then they fucking
talk over it and you, god, damn it, why did
you ruin this?

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:38:03):
Another good one is having to keep your portable CD
player flat or else with the song with skip?

Speaker 3 (01:38:09):
Yeah, like did you have the tape that you would
put in in the car and then to attach it
to your CD player if you're driving you goddamn it,
I hit a bump, not skipped. We start on Matchbox
twenty all over again.

Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
We had a good explosion of technology that like came
in and was new and then was obsolete ten years later.
For like our entire childhood, it was just a string
of technologies that were awesome and then completely shit.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
Yeah, like then I have tape players in cars now,
and it's like, that's how a lot of us got
our music if we didn't just listen to radio, or
it could just be.

Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
If you had the iPod shuffle, having to actually one
by one skip through your songs. Yeah, to find the
right song that you were trying to get to, Like,
they had to listen to the whole album on a
what do you call it a record player to get
the song that they want. We had to just manually
skip each song. We couldn't just go through on your
screened iPod on your phone and select the song that

(01:39:01):
you fucking wanted. That is like we do take that
for granted, Yeah, but I mean the downloading music one
is a great one. It was like I couldn't just
go on YouTube and look up everything.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
I think the tape I think the tape one's a
little bit more tough because it's like, dude, you had
to wait until that song kept coming back on it.
Maybe it didn't that day and then what or you.

Speaker 4 (01:39:20):
Also remember when you would download music and like you'd
be so excited. You'd turn on the song and this
is trap beats and you're like, oh, great beats, I
can find it a fucking another file to download now.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
Sometimes it was like only a couple of times, but
then other times it's like through the entire song, come on, man,
like you know, no one wants this.

Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
For years, I thought many men by fifty cent was
just the chorus over and over, because that's what I downloaded.
It was just many men over and over for three
and a half minutes or how. I was like this,
I mean, the chorus is cool, but there's no lyrics
to this.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
What else is he gonna say?

Speaker 4 (01:39:53):
It wasn't till many years lyrics. I was saying this
to someone and they're like, fucking, that's not true.

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
Oh it is so true. Everybody who had a remix
it's got lyrics to Everybody would have weird different versions
of shit. And sometimes you would download a song that
wasn't that song, it was another song and this isn't
even what I downloaded.

Speaker 4 (01:40:12):
Or just the song title that you're downloading is not
the title of the song. Yeah, it's just what everyone
thinks the side of the song title. Yeah, it's like
the chorus, like, that's not what they named it. Okay,
Yeah that was a good that was a good walk
down memory lane.

Speaker 3 (01:40:25):
But I'll give you that. That is like walking in
a blizzard.

Speaker 4 (01:40:27):
I do think they're not being able to text, having
to use aim.

Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
Well, remember when you had the text amount, like you
only had fifty text messages a month and your parents
bip with the fuck?

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
Yeah? How far over yours? Did you go? The first time?
A lot? Yeah, Like I think I just started dating
a girl and we had like it was a two
hundred and fifty text limit. What's you thousand texts that
that month?

Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
You would burn like one hundred texts? But just like,
what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
N M you?

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
If that's fucking three? Goddamn it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:54):
T nine was dope though, able to text from your pocket.

Speaker 3 (01:40:57):
You know nothing about T nine, Robert, do you?

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
I guess yeah, You're not that much younger than us,
but you are still way younger than us. He is,
he is.

Speaker 4 (01:41:06):
I want to get in a time machine.

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
And it takes me back, takes me back, dude, Nine
to eleven wasn't a joke yet. No one joked about
nine eleven that you should, they should, but there weren't
memes about it. Dude. I the other day like I
think I I think I said this on the pod before.
I was like, I wish I could go back in time,
like there should be like just a historical like like

(01:41:31):
thing of like memes, and it's like all right, like
if memes it existed in two thousand and one. When
September eleventh, happened, Like, show me some memes, like I
want to see them.

Speaker 4 (01:41:39):
My god, dude, they would have been everywhere. I saw
one the other day. It was like a little kid
like running to throw, like you know those little styrofoam Yeah,
and like the little kid goes and he throws, and
the camera spins and it's just the plane hit in
the North Tower.

Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
Sometimes, my like that's not funny, but that's hilarious. My
algorithm for a while would get on the on the
uh and it still does somethings, but it used to
be very heavy where it's like somebody's in a big
city and like a plane's flying by the buildings. It's
obviously not going into the building, but like when it's
going to pass the building, like oh oh thank god,
Oh thank god. Like every time it got me, every

(01:42:13):
single time. It's been long, Like you got to laugh
at the dark things in life, you know. Yeah, Hey,
we were I don't know if I processed nine nine
to eleven. You know, I talked to my therapists, but
this sometimes.

Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
We also grew up on my face. Yeah, our minds
were warped very young.

Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
Yeah, mister happy hands class ass. Yeah, two girls, one
cop mm hmm, like the the one that started at
all meat spin you leave your friend's computer and meetings,
like what fucking mom found that? God damn it. I
still like, every two or three years find a way
to get something go on. It was a girl of

(01:42:48):
prank Lemon party a friend Austin. It was a kid
in our school Austin. He wasn't really a friend, but
I remember doing that at his house and his mom
did find it, and then I got in a lot
of trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
I convinced someone in college that meat spin was a
new search engine because that was back in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
So they're still like, it's like ask jeeves.

Speaker 4 (01:43:04):
I got a text like three hours later. I open
that in front of my mom.

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
I was like, well, too bad, don't listen to me.
That's on you living college, get a dorm, all right?
That was a good question. Like this, let's wrap it
up with Luke's swaying. It's been a minute since we
heard from Luke, but Luke says, is it rude to
not hook up with the hosts at a swinger party?

Speaker 4 (01:43:27):
Yes? Can you imagine hosting a swinger party and everyone
else is like hooking up and fucking on your couches
and you and your significant other are just like, oh, I.

Speaker 3 (01:43:38):
Mean, I don't I've never been to a swinger party.
I'm not educated one hundred percent on the lifestyle, but like,
wouldn't they would if the host swings with somebody else?
Do you get to swing with everybody?

Speaker 4 (01:43:49):
I think if you're gonna have a swinger party, you
have to do it as communists as possible and just
throw the keys in the bowl. You need to keep it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:55):
But then you wouldn't have to sleep with the swing
with the host.

Speaker 4 (01:43:59):
But then everybody you just whoever's keys you grab, that's
what you're going home with, and they just put their
house keys in there. You grab those. Bam. Looks like
you don't even have to drive anywhere that night. You're
staying over the only form of communism I will support.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
I feel like that's like, so the host is just
swinging and with every every single person. If you're linking
of it that way, I feel like you don't have
to swing with the host. Somebody's got to, but you
don't have to. It doesn't have to be you, you're you,
but somebody. But like, as long as you bring a gift,
you're good. Here's a bottle of wine. There's a house plant.

Speaker 4 (01:44:37):
I brought a butt plug that works too. Oh, sure
it's in the packaging. It's not used anybody. This will
be a first time.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
Yeah, I don't know, Robert, what are your thoughts? Do
you think it's it's rude to not hook up with
the hosts if you're swinging?

Speaker 6 (01:44:54):
Yeah, like the host thing is kind of like you
regular parties on the host thing, you bring over food
or drink or something.

Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
You gotta, you bring a gift. You don't necessarily got
hooked up with them.

Speaker 4 (01:45:02):
I mean you probably should suck on them a little bit,
just a little bit, just to be polite.

Speaker 3 (01:45:06):
Who doesn't like getting sucked Yeah, if they're if they're
letting you use their house for this, you know, like
it's it's like the like the least they can do.
Let's see, we're going into the whole. Like, well, there
was expectations I took you to Dinna. Would you expect
if I host a swingers party? There's an implication? Yeah,
that is an implication. It's the implication. Yeah, the implication.
The implications always said you when they did that and

(01:45:29):
they had the fucking buffet and He's like, Charlie, come
check this out. We you don't want to bang on
an empty stomach. So I figured this was the mask.

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
Baby it's cold outside, was playing at work, and I
was like, this is the implication of songs, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:45:44):
Yeah, I think it's been banned on like some stations.

Speaker 4 (01:45:46):
The ultimately it's not banned on my Spotify at work. Nope, No,
it's a classic. Okay, you guys made it dirty right here,
just looking out for because the implication was if she
went outside the weather, it was gonna be batch, you
gonna get the nexcent.

Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
Like sweet Caroline, you guys just made it dirty. Does
happen to be about a fifteen year old? But like,
oh yeah, that's fine. I just don't think about that.
I just don't think about that. Yeah, that's how we
listen to R Kelly.

Speaker 4 (01:46:17):
You don't you probably?

Speaker 3 (01:46:18):
I mean when Agdition comes on, like you're fucking bomping
on is the remixed to.

Speaker 4 (01:46:23):
Ignition popping fresh out of the kitchen, MI un rolling
that body? You got every man inuition instead on coking rum.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
So what I'm drunk. It's a freaking weekend, baby, I'm
about to have me.

Speaker 4 (01:46:35):
Some fun bounce bounce bounce stuff popping in the stress
navigator A fuck yeah, dude, God damn it. We should
start a band.

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
We should, Robert, you want to end? Yeah, let's go. Yeah, dude,
just do it. What we recalled the implications, let's be
the implicator. So then we're a pointing blame. Not we're
the reason that blame's pointed.

Speaker 4 (01:47:04):
Gravy boys.

Speaker 3 (01:47:07):
No, I want to like, we need to be like
somebody and the somethings, but like none of it is
our name.

Speaker 4 (01:47:16):
Bobby Boat and the implicators, Jimmy John and the boat Heads, what.

Speaker 3 (01:47:23):
Me John?

Speaker 4 (01:47:24):
No one, no one is Greasy Paul and the trash Man.

Speaker 3 (01:47:27):
Did you know Hoody and the Blowfish, like Darius Rutgers
not Hoody. Yeah. I always thought Darius Rutger was Hoodie
and that the rest of the band was the Blowfish.
It was like two guys in high school. We just
need the band after it was like a Leonard skinnerd
situation fucking wild or a Greta van Fleet. Yeah, like
there's no girls in the band. Graving Fleet rock so

(01:47:50):
so fucking awesome. They do rock all right, So it
is rude. Yeah, it's rude.

Speaker 4 (01:48:00):
Finger their away, you know, all right, be polite about it,
all right, sit down on the couch, just put your
thumb up in the air and look at him. Is
that what you like?

Speaker 3 (01:48:09):
A hitchhike situation?

Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
It's waiting for you.

Speaker 3 (01:48:13):
It's like when you put the keys in the ball.
It's like a secret sander over here, like I got you, hey,
guess who I got you again? If you pull your
own key outsped, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:48:25):
Then you get to read it like, oh no, this
is the gift that I brought. Sorry mylf didn't that
happen in the office?

Speaker 3 (01:48:33):
He at the foot, at the foot message, This was
actually my own gift. I got myself again. Shout out Kevin,
Shout out Kevin. All right, let's wrap this bad way up.
We're at past grape pod. I'm at il J. Middleton,
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(01:48:54):
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Bring a friend to the Spectacular, the eleventh annual Christmas
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there early. We're gonna get there. I'm gonna get there
like eleven to watch the SMU game. Then we go
on the Texans start at noon. We're gonna go on
about halftime at the Texans game at one thirty. Then
we're gonna do the Gravies Awards. We're gonna do our
Christmas Movie bracket. It's gonna be a lot of fun.
This is my favorite thing we get to do on
this podcast every year. Really looking forward to seeing all
you guys and gals out there, So please wear your
Christmas shit, wear your PTG shit, and be merry and

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joyful and be excited because we're really looking forward to
seeing you guys and gals there. And then we will
give away a fruitcake. If somebody gets the random celebrity,
I will go buy a fruitcake. You're gonna love it.
You're gonna love it, all right, let's do a random
celebrity generator.

Speaker 4 (01:49:56):
Now. I will take Bruce Willis only because I don't
think Bob Iger will show up in there. So I'm
gonna go with Bruce Willis.

Speaker 3 (01:50:04):
All right, I'm gonna go Jim Carrey. I'm gonna go
Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell.

Speaker 4 (01:50:12):
Alright.

Speaker 3 (01:50:12):
These do not count. These are the ones that already
opened on it. Here we go our eight celebrities, rayfer Johnson,
Claudia Cardinale, Forrest Whitaker, Ricky Henderson, Christina Ricci, Robert Redford,
Elizabeth Taylor, Marilyn Monroe. No winners today called you. I
called that nail like you could say who it's not

(01:50:36):
gonna be and be right way more often.

Speaker 4 (01:50:39):
Yeah, but you didn't do it. I did. I'm just saying, what.

Speaker 3 (01:50:41):
If we do that? But you die when you get
it if it if it isn't okay, all right, well, hey,
have a great rest of your week. We'll see you
guys Saturday. I love you until we talk to you
next time. Past the gavy Yeah bitches.

Speaker 4 (01:50:54):
Gravy gang gang gang.

Speaker 1 (01:51:00):
Baby popped the top and lead spreads man, that's ware.

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