Pass The Gravy #599: Homeless Brick

The guys talk about football, bad sports fans, and banned apps. They also power rank Toy Story characters.

You can follow the show on X/twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang, Baby, Power, the Top and lead
spread as wait, listen, it's a past the Grave, Away
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Drunk and Houston Houston Bay. Now we go ahead and

(00:20):
let you we'll get rich today.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hitch, Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
What's going on? Everybody? It's Past the Gravy episode number five,
one hundred and ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Happy Gravy Day from your pals, Alex, Pat and Bobby Jokes.
Past the Gravy now available in four K. Pat, if
you're listening, you don't have a pot in four K
for us, Just hold it down and then it'll become
four K.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
We're just we can't get better looking.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
And then if you watch it it's in four K now,
and if it's not, just say it's in four K.
I've I've seen that. That's all I saw on Twitter today?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Is that part of the new update, Like, don't.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I think it's like a I don't know, I don't know,
I'm too old.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Well, I know there's a new update, but like.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Everybody's like, hold this for four K. I'm like, but
that's not a picture I care about but I want
to hold it down to see if it's four K.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Because my friend he made it like a little avatar
of himself and it looked just like him. How do
you do that? Goes? It's part of the new update,
and I looked and the update needs almost twelve gigabytes.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh, because it's the AI one that's don't don't, don't
give in. Don't give in?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
How the fuck am I supposed to clear twelve gigs
on my phone? That's squid game, dude. I cleared out
my two most used group chats. That's just all memes
and shit. It freed up like half a gig. I
don't know how the fun I'm supposed to clear up. Yeah,
he's not gonna get the update. No, it never Apparently
I'm never gonna update again.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
No, probably not, probably not. I want to play with
the AI, don't he's getting stop Yeah, but like stop
doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I want to be able to like get drunk and
be like what if Buddha had giant jugs? Make me
a picture. I understand the logic behind that. I think
I can do that on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
That's the problem is like people are like using AI
as like a therapist.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I feel like, oh, that's dumb. That's real dumb. Like
a lot as Americans, that's real dumb.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I knows your fears, and that's a problem.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Probably already knows our fears. It's got like, you know,
all the apps are listening. You think AI is not
stealing that information for itself.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Probably is. I'm just not gonna help it. And that's
that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I'm just gonna submit. Don't don't what am I gonna do?
I'ma I'm gonna fight a computer. Maybe I couldn't find
a file at work today for an hour? What well?
I mean, I could find it, but they're like, you
have to open it and chrome it's a PDF. I
was like, I don't know how to fucking do that.

(02:54):
I right clicked on it and that wasn't an option.
What do I know? Yeah, dude, I don't. I get
like I stopped stuff years ago. I know how to.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Use My facebook's not working here, And you go to
the AT and T store and they're like, or bleep
that I don't know for yet. But you get the
cell phone store and you're like, I can't get on
my Facebook and then they say, hey, okay, well just
log in here. I don't know my log in. How
do am I supposed.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
To know that? Well?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Did you create it?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
My grandson did it? Like all right, hey man, I
can't log you into Facebook here. I don't do that.
That's not my thing.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I'm the tech guy in my family too.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah that's bad.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, it's not good. It's really bad.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
All right, Well, four K not for pat No, not
for pat No.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I'd like to go, I will. I want to only
be viewed in one K. That's how I look my best.
One K in a dark room. Then I'm kind of
good looking.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
But if we just said we were five K, we're
available in five K.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Now, I don't even know what it means. Does that
mean that you feel the touch or smell it? Which
one is that? Both? Ugh? You do it all. It's
like a children's book. The touch would be cool though,
because like what if I could be like, hey, look away, bamit.
Then I just sack tapped everyone right there.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
That'd be interesting.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Like you're listening all of a sudden your left not hurts.
You're like, oh, I.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Think that would be bad probably long term for like
keeping listeners and viewers and readers yeah, but one time,
just one time, Okay, yeah, let him know what's coming.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I guess that means I would be slapping some of
the ladies in the pussy too. That's probably not cool.
Speaking about slapping stuff. I was.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I heard some dude over like, I heard some guy
talking about doing he's in jiu jitsu, and he was like, yeah, well,
I mean in my jiu jitsu class. That's when I
met so and so, and I thought that, like the
coolest move ever is not mentioning you're in jiu jitsu
and being like, oh, well think about me, is I
do karate or whatever. It's like when you just casually
bring up somewhere else, It's like I want and fuck

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with that guy. Like if you're like, yeah, because jiu
jitsu and you walk around like bragging about it, like
I don't fear you as much like I do fear
you because you'd kick my ass. But it's the guy
that like doesn't bring it up and then it just
casually comes up in a conversation like unintentionally.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Oh yeah, no, I met that guy from undernet, guy
from jiu jitsu, Like you u jiu jitsu. Yeah, I've
been a black belt for thirteen.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
So I when I just casually, when I just casually
start throwing out, like because I don't look like I
do any sort of martial arts, but it would be funny.
And like if I said, like, oh yeah Pat, Pat
for my Yeah, me and him do jiu jitsu together.
He's my he's my training partner.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
You do jiu jitsu. How else we can fight? Fuck? Now,
too many people go jiu jitsu. You gotta go with
something more fun with problem, which is good one because
nobody really knows what it is other than the scouging
eyes and hitting balls or when they say I'm in
I do jiu jitsu, just be like, oh yeah, I've
been doing tibo for like fourteen tabo. Yeah, Like I
don't fear jiu jitsu. I I know the ways around it.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I learned it in Tibo, which is like the original CrossFit.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
It all started in junior high when because my name
is Pat, they put me in the wrong gym class
and I was with all the girls and just you know,
it's struck up my love for Tibo. It's been going
for years.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, I'm I'm a killer on the thigh master.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
And that we would do like dodgeball and rope climbing
and shit like that. And they're like, girls, you're gonna
do tibo.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
And this is how you wash shirts.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
We're gonna teach you how ribs and chicken? How is
this physical education?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
You get to catch the chickens. Put on your uniform.
It's an apron Did you girls change?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
We didn't go to school like that.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
It was a joke. I would I want to become
a principal and institute that on the first day of
girls gym, just to see all the parents get pissed off. Like, guys,
it was a joke.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
And I'm supposed to watch the w n b A.
I'd be principal for four days before I get kicked out. Yeah,
I was, uh, somebody, I have a buddy that the teacher.
And I was like, I wonder how long I could
make it as a teacher. Probably not because my mom
was a teacher, and I remember like she kicked one
time by by a student. She was a kindergarten teacher,
so like they don't know things then. But I was like,

(07:05):
I would have just unintentionally just backhanded to give what
the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
You got to learn your angles. Yeah, and by that,
I mean you need to learn where the camera is
so you know how where to stand with your back
to it so you can flick him in the forehead
with it.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I just I'm not believable. And like he he threw
me across the room because he said I tripped him,
I'd be like, yeah, I did do that. But even
if I said I didn't, you'd be like, we don't
believe you.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
I mean, have you met this kid?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Like my mom would never harm a child. My mom
like looks like a nice woman. I don't look that way.
I look like like Alex looks like a guy that's
up to some fuck shit.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I think by like six days into being a teacher,
I would be the teacher that's one year away from
retirement and just doesn't care anymore.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I'd want to do like substitute teaching would be tight
and just be like I am going to hang out here.
I did not make a lesson plan and I'm just
gonna hang out on my phone. So if you got anything,
don't ask me.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Your teacher was super hungover, so they called me, And
I'm also super hungover. Movie day. You know what?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Blue Planet We're gonna watch Blue Planet. That's what my
aquatic science teacher would always do it. I was like,
fuck yeah, dude.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Was this history class. We're watching the Patriot.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Cool math tron that's kind of math. Beautiful mind. They
make beautiful mind. That was about math.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Hangover. He has mass symbols all around his head when
they're in the casino. Uh, goodwill hunting? I mean math,
you know, a good one that's always dead. Poets society
always good for English class. Every English teacher that I
have that does, he go on, that's sad. It's really sad.
Great movie, though, makes you feel things. It's the only

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time I feel things.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Uh, you know, speaking of movies, though, I did watch
all four Toy Stories this weekend. I binged them.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
I don't think I can never watch past two. It
was I didn't know they had four. I didn't know
they had four.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
I was playing Xbox and my wife, uh he was
on cable and my wife had the first one on
for my daughter, and I was like, oh, hell yeah,
you're gonna watch Toy Story for the first time. This show,
This show rocks. And I got down planning a game
for a little bit and I came out and I
was like, well, I'm gonna hang out for a little bit.
This is interesting. Let's see where this goes Andy's birthday party.
Let's see what the soldiers had to relate. But oh,
they got a buzz lighter. Got a buzz lighter? How

(09:23):
is the group gonna react to this? And then I
just was hooked. And then they ended that one and
they ran the second one, and I was like all right,
And the second one is like, they're gonna do three okay.
I hung out for three and then three, and they
started the fourth one and I was like, wait, hold
on a second.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
They had four toy stories. I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
I don't want My wife was like, yeah, idiot, they
had four, and it was three.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Was three or four? The one where they get sent
to the daycare?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
That's four.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Okay, So I saw part. I've never watched three, but
I did see you one time because might be three,
might be three. Didn't find the remote.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
They all blended in. But then he's got the new
kid at four, I think. So I think it had
to be three because three he goes to college.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
So she donates his toys.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, Sunnyside terrible, Yeah, fucking terrible what they did to
them and what they did the buzz dude, they fucked
buzz up, fucked buzz up.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Little kids are terrorists.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Well not them, it was the big Bear guy.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
That did it. A little kid.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Well, but they had old prison system where they were like, look, dude,
you have to pay your dues. You're gonna get fucked
up by the little kids and we get to go
get snuggled on by like the five six year olds
that don't want to just destroy us.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
The Bear was basically the Joker.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
He kind of one bad day, he had a bad day.
His little girl goes on a fucking picnic forgets him
and he's like, fuck kids, not like that, but like
Toy Story friendly, like like kids suck. I fucking hate kids.
And then he went and like ironic, his job was
just hanging out the kids all day. But he hated kids.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Joker hated society, but he had to be a part
of it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But Toy Story rocks and
just it holds up. I mean, I know it's like
a cand does a kids movie, but like it's still rocks.
Got my daughter a little toy Woody. She doesn't get
it yet, but he does say, they're just snaking my
boots and like twenty other things. They're expensive now now

(11:27):
they know the toy story's mainstream. It's like thirty dollars
to get a fucking woody doll. Like this is ridiculous.
I can't wait till your daughter's a little bit older
and you do something to annoy me. I'm gonna buy
her squeaky shoes. They're gonna be her favorite shoes. I
would confiscate them or remove the squeaker. I'll keep raying them.
I'll sneak into her school every day by.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Her drum set.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Nope, Nope, no, because like you can soundproof the room
and like build them an area for the jumps that
put them in the garage. Sneaky shoes or squeaky shoes.
When they're three, you can't get away. They're their favorite shoes.
It's the only shoes they'll gree to put on. And
then you can never drink again, because if you're hungover
and that's going on, you'll you might kill your child.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Or we could do the thing. It happened a couple
of weeks ago, like right before Christmas. We went to
go look at Christmas sights and my niece was in
the car with us and it was dark. We're like, hey,
will you turn the light on in the back so
you can find Elle's pacifier or my daughter's pacifier. And
she's like, I can't tell the light, and we'll go
to jail. I was like, who told you that? Her
grandpa and her aunt told her that. I was like,

(12:32):
I think we all got told that exact same thing.
And I was like, I'm just gonna say, drums are illegal.
We'll go to jail. You can't play the drums where
you go. You to jail.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
You can lie to kids.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Until a certain age. Yeah, you just like, no, that's illegal.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
We'll go.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
I'll go to You want me to come home tonight.
I can't come home tonight. I'll be in jail. How
you got any mom's gonna be in jail too because
she had drums.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
The HOA doesn't allow drums.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yep, probably not. We won't live in a big enough
house to have fucking room for that shit.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Anyways.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
But toy Story rocks and I follow we do we
do a power ranking or do you want to just
do a power rank? Toy Story character, Hell, yes, I
do because that's a really good power ranking.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Hell, yes, I do. Okay, Robert, I kind of want
you to go first, because I don't think you've ever
seen any of them.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
I believe I've seen two of them. Oh you have,
I've seen two of them.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Okay, So then you're basically the same knowledge as I am.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
How many are you ranking? Five?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:25):
You can like, yeah, give give your top five and
it could be from all the movies, but you can
pick whichever movies you want to pick from, so they
don't have to be the new ones or anything. If
you want to throw four Ky in there, who gets
the ship?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I liked four Ky. Didn't think I was gonna like
Forky as much as I did. He's just like, I'm trash.
I just want to land in the trash and be trash.
And they're like, no, you're fucking toy dude, what are
you doing? He's like, no, I'm trash.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
I was like, I'm I'm for Ky. I think I am.
I'm Forky.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
All right, Robert, would you got he resonates with the
adults more?

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, you get it.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
You know what, I think I'm gonna go fourty number five?
Oh yeah, it makes a list, he's there. Uh, number four,
I'm gonna go Rex.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
That's going. Number three, I'm gonna go Ham Okay and
Rex are kind of like a two piece comedy dude.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Number three, I'm gonna go Woody three three. Yeah, and
this is only base on my knowledge that I have
the first two movies. He was kind of he kind
of sucked. I mean, he gets a little jealous. He
was the favorite toy and he was replaced all of
a sudden, Like I can see how that feels.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
You know, you went through that when your child came along.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Exactly, you're you're my younger brother came along that too.
I People don't forget. I didn't hold onto that or anything.
It's fine. I'm fine.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Number two, I'm gonna go Buzz. I'm gonna go number two. Buzz.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
All right, you have a feeling I know where number
one is going here. I'll be disappointed if it's not
number one. What do you think that, Andy, No, I
think I think he's going with the Aliens.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
I'm going with Alien.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
That the Aliens are fucking great. I was like, well,
I don't think he's going with mister potato head. He
seems more like an Aliens.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Guy, ye potato, Well, the aliens were tight, and I
don't want to ruin anybody's rankings. I guess they're one
for you, so like, but it's like they could just
be in like impending doom and they're like.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Squeak, squeak, squeak that clad, it's good, We're going home.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
I was like, fuck, yeah, dude, they're just effect Hey man,
they don't care.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
They're just here to have a good time.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
And nobody gonna break me down. Nobody's gonna break my
stride or whatever. The fucking lyrics to that eye.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
They're either having a good time or they're dead.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah there, either way, I'll go next. All right, I'm
gonna go number five. Mister potato head. Mister potato Head.
He's funny and people don't really realize how like useful
he is to the gang, like later on. I mean,
he can take his eyes out and look under doors
and stuff like that. And the fourth one, I think,
or the third one, he was like, they put his

(16:03):
eyes on a tortilla. He had to sneak out under
a door, and I was like, that is innovative. So
he's very essential. It's just essential to the group. For
is Buzz. I like buzz Buzz is cool. He's the sidekick.
He glows in the dark, he has cool catchphrases. He's
an astronaut slash space ranger. But he's kind of a

(16:26):
fuck had a lot of times because like how many
times in the entire toy story series are You're like, Bro,
you're not a space ranger.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Fuck?

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Do you have to watch this commercial? Oh now they
factory reset you and you think you're a space ranger.
Zerg's not really here except for this one movie, all right, Like,
just relax. You're holding the gang up because you're trying
to take us on side quest when we're trying to
just get back to Andy's house. Relax, Relax. So I
like buzz Buzz is four, though three is Rex. He's
the comedic relief we need, like the whole time in

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every movie. He's funny something. He loses his tail one time.
That's cool. But I like Rex to his slinky dog
because slinky Dog really does help the gang out more
than I think any other toy how many, Like I
think all of the all four movies, he's going to say,
I can get you down to the second you want
to go down the stairs.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
I got you.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
He just goes on down the stairs.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
The first one. He stretched his body all the way out,
all the way out.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
To try and get Yeah, to do all that stuff,
to try and help the the RC car.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
He can do all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Slinky Dog very underappreciated, but like like a dog. He's
everybody's best friend and he just he's a g He's
there when you need him. And number one is Woody
because Woody Fox Due, he was the og. He was
there first. He knows how boys and somebody poison the
waterhole like he's he's there from day one. Bro, he's
there from day one. He's he's Jack from Lost. You

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start with Woody. I want to finish with Woody. Wood
He's won. So I go Woody, Slinky Dog, Rex, Buzz,
and mister Potato Head.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Which you got? I got ham five?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Ham is five.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
I love him.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
I had to pick between hamm and Rex, and Rex
is the funnier of the two because they're just a duo.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
I don't know. I like ham more though kind of
kind of can be a little bit of a dick.
Sometimes you let your anger get the best of them. Yeah,
I get that. I get the end we are you
would be him. Yeah, and and then I also have
mister Potato had four very similar characters, the two of them,
love them both. They're they're they're not above snapping at you.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
But mister Potato had also more useful than Ham.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
It was more of an idea guy.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
He's more of an idea guy and just like kind
of a hater, kind of a hater. But everybody, if
you're surrounded by yes man, you saw what happened to Hiler.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Potato Head always arguing with his wife. I find that. Yeah,
they're just yelling at each other. I'm like, that's my parents.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yep, it's great. He's wishing for a wife forever and
he's like, it's all broad.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
I wasn't sure which order to go two and three,
but I'm gonna go buzz three. Okay, awesome love Buzz
a little too cheery sometimes for me. Yeah, I'm he's
not always in the game. Just a not down, just
a notch down. You're too positive. I don't like it,
which is weird because number two, I've got the aliens
and they're all positivity.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
They are all positive, but they're awesome. How can you
not love those guys?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Maybe is it positivity.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
I think it is, but it's also curiosity.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Curiosity, positivity and just general joy. You know, they're they're vibes, guys,
that's what I There are vibes like off of me. Sometimes,
all vibes out there. You're never gonna bring bad vibes
with me. Number one, Woodie, he's a man, he's a cowboy.
He's got a snake in his boat, talking about people
poisoning the water hole. Yeah, man, he's the best. He
got to Look, what do you fox, dude? What do

(19:35):
you fucks like? You don't have to overthink it's what
he meant. He's the man.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, I don't everthink it at all.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
What do he fucking gets the girl? What he's pulling
down bo Peep?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
And then like Jesse should have also been his girl too,
but like both people get younger. Sister to bo Peep
was always is like his love. And then we see that.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
In four Antiques. What he's a dog?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, what he's a dog, A dirty old dog, yeah,
a dirty Doug Woody.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
All right.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Those are our power rankings of toy story characters that I
know everybody wanted we should do. Uh, we can't do
a mock Draft a toy story characters, because somebody's just
gonna get woody and buzz and that's gonna fuck everything up.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I want to get a toy alien.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Now we are we are about a month away from
mock Draft season. We are about a month away, so
ready pretty excited. I like power rankings because it's kind
of world warm up, but we get to do it
year round, all right, So those are our toy story
power ings. What else did I have? Ooh, classy Joe's
or Classy Joseph's. I was celebrating Manuary. I told you guys,

(20:39):
I'm gonna do Manwich Monday from now on throughout the
rest of January or Manuary, excuse me. And I did
do that. We talked about my love of baguettes, my
new found love of bag ates. Last week, I a
bag app boy. It's the year of the bag att
in twenty twenty five. And I did tell you I
was gonna do this, and I fucking did. I sent
you a picture of this. I fucking sliced that bag
app bitch.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
All the way.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Then I made the man witch ground that or fried
up that ground beef, threw that bitch on the bag At.
It was the best man Witch I've ever had in
my entire life, just because of that bagette brand New Fresh.
It was like a dollar, fifty dollars ninety whatever was.
It's awesome and it could have fed It could have
fed me twice, but I ate half of the bag

(21:21):
ad because it was so good.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
I saw the picture and I was like, man, I
wish I had that man Witch.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Robert like that. Shout out to Adam
the Cop. Though Adam the Cop also got h he
was I posted a picture of it, like Manwitch Mondays,
and he was like, I'm celebrating. I was like, fuck yeah, dude,
Let's go get some Manwitch at your store. It's easy,
super easy. It's an easy meal on a Monday. Get
the kids. The kids will love it too.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Hits the spot.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
But man Witch on a bag at, it's a classy
Joe instead or a classy Joseph instead of a sloppy Joe.
We literally classed up a sloppy Joe. A lot of
people said it couldn't be done, but I proved them wrong.
A lot of those people never would be very mad,
would be very mad right now, Hey, not me do
the thing I'm an innovator, like the classy Joseph, I'm

(22:06):
an innovator.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
I ain't I ain't shark toothing.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
I'm really fucking doing when I say I'm gonna do it,
I'm not gonna shark tooth it. I'm gonna fucking get
out there. I'm gonna make it happen, all right. And
then last thing I did so shout out to classy Joseph.
If you want to do that, just bag it instead
of a sloppy instead of a butN for a sloppy show.
And then the last ended, We've been looking at townhouses
and houses to rent the last week or so and

(22:32):
you just kind of hit up the person on the
app and you're like, Hey, can I come see this place.
I'm not shitting on all realtors. There's definitely realtors that
are really good out there. But being a realtor just
means that you have access to a lot of keys.
That's what I've learned. You just have access to a
ton of keys because a lot of times they're like
really bad at communicating, Like I'm gonna be here, okay,

(22:54):
I'm running Like I'm like, I don't care if you're late.
That's fine, but then they just like, I don't know,
they're not descriptive, they don't explain and stuff to me,
and then they're like, do you want it or not? Well,
I have some questions to ask. You're being dismissive. You
don't you don't know answers to my questions. And there's
definitely really good realtors. I just figured I was like,
I'm renting. I don't think I need like d to

(23:14):
bring in a buddy or anything to go with me
to all of them. I can just grab whoever's and
try to the house. And that's what we've been doing.
The realtors just like you just have access to a
ton of keys. That's what I've learned.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
They're decentralized janitors.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
And then you can like be really good at it
or you can be really bad at it, and then
like if you're real, really doesn't text people back with
the fuck you.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Ever had the realtor that grabbed the wrong set of
keys like, oh, we can't go inside. I brought the
wrong keys.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
And cool, well let me call them and see if
I can get the code. And then you're like, yeah,
all right, all right.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
No, but janitors they have it right, they're one location
all the keys. Yeah, theilders. There are many locations janitors
that clean it all up and stuff too. Though I'm
just talking in terms of keys.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
That's true, but like I don't know, you get access
like weird keys where you're like those little key boxes.
It's like I know the code. They're like a bunch
of random boxes all over the city. Player all right,
But yeah, that's really all I had to say, because
I've had some weird really hey.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
What I'm ready for the last couple of weeks already,
Zuckerberg's been talking a big game lately, talking about how
he's reforming Meta and doing all this shit. Okay, when
the fuck am I going to be able to tell
someone that I should be able to watch a video
of a shitty driver and be like that person needs
to die without getting my account restricted?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Well, see what you like, Pat was.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
I'm just saying my beliefs. I'm talking freedom of speech,
and my belief is that if you're that bad of
a driver, you should not get to be alive anymore.
And Meta's like, well, now you can't. You can't view
live videos because we're worried you're going to say that live.
I'm like, well, that's actually a good safeguard to put
in place. I'm not telling them to do it themselves, right,

(25:00):
but you're not saying I'm not saying take care of them.
I'm just stating my belief that they should not be
alive anymore.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
So a little behind the curtains on this pat Before
we were starting the podcast, he was kind of griping
and he's like, what the fuck they put restrictions on
my Instagram account? And I was like, I know you
have issues with Facebook from other stuff, but I didn't
realize that you had like a restriction on your stuff.
I was like, what did you say? Well, it was
because of this comment I left. I was like, okay,
it was the comment. And then you told us the
comment was wishing for someone to not live anymore. And

(25:33):
I was like, well, yeah, that'll do it. And you
didn't do the thing where you put the star because
I ra eye like, but that there's an algorithm and
it flags that and then that's like harmful content. I
got a like our past the gay page doesn't get
pushed out to people, or just recently started getting pushed
back out to people because.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Two Valentine's Days ago.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
It was like trying to find a spark in a relationship,
like and it was just sticking a fork into an outlet,
and I was like, I thought that was this is
promoting self harm. It's like it's clearly not. It's clearly
a joke. I'm not saying stick a fork in an outlet,
but like okay, and so it just was like, yeah, well,
you're gonna have ten people see your posts every time
you did it.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
We played the game and then they freed us a
little bit. But like, you can't say stuff like that,
I think you can. Why why somebody can put a
star in it and the algorithm can't figure out that word.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
I don't know how the algorithm can't figure it out.
It seems like they should have been able to fix that.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Like they can't tell what that thing is supposed to
be with the star. Maybe maybe if it was a
star there, I would have been saying this person needs.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
To do Like you can't say porn, but you can
post a corn emoji and it's like, we all know
what that is.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
I'm a corn star, No, you're not.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Kind of like the captures, they can't figure it out.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
That's true. Hey, I was gonna fucking figure that shit
out though. Probably yeah, they're gonna get it. I just
I just want to be able to say what I'm
trying to say. Why I like Twitter, Twitter so much
more X the everything at Yeah, everything's on next, but like, yeah,
you can say whatever the fuck you want on there
because like, yeah, oh pretty much speech. Yeah. Like I said,
I didn't call for anyone to I didn't call for

(27:05):
them to do the act to themselves. I'm just saying, yeah,
and for anyone wanted the video it was you guys
probably all saw it was viral everywhere. It's that fucking
card that keeps swerving in front of an eighteen wheeler
and blocking two lanes of traffic. I think we can
all agree that person shouldn't be alive anymore.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Well, I just think they shouldn't drive like that, you know.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Stop them from driving like that.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I get not getting ready to go and get where
you're going.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Robert might like if you purposely hold up traffic a
little bit, because I think YouTube might might take this down,
just censor me, like the fucking meta. You guys are meta? Now,
Well I think we should.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
I think Zuck just made it where like you can
say whatever you want about politics. He definitely didn't do
that because the other side one.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
But yeah, no, he's not changing his views because the other.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Part is you can just do anything like about politics.
But whoa, oh, don't say this.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Maybe that's what it is. Maybe the new rules will
kicking in five days.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Fuck.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
It feels like the election was like twenty years ago,
doesn't it It does. It feels so long, and it
felt like it took twenty years for the election to happen.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
They need to make it closer from election time to
inauguration day. It's too it feels too long.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Like I understand back in the day they needed to travel,
could have been in California.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Now you get take two weeks to get.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
To watch you get to take a point people now
and then get them confirmed and stuff like I didn't
understand that.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yuess there's all the bureaucracy you gotta go through too, And.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yeah, like I'm on like X today, all the people
that they're talking about, I don't like. My job for
the Rod Ryan Show is like find trending topics in
the every hour and I tried to just avoid all
of the like Congress people getting roasted and shit like that.
It's like, I don't I don't know who any of
these people are. Pete hegseeth, who's Bonnie whatever? And who's

(28:56):
Karen Britt? I don't. I don't know these fucking people. Like, well,
they're gonna be like your your country's leaders.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Not to me. I didn't know any of the previous
people in their positions in my life didn't change.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
I'm a white guy in America. Things are going okay, Yeah,
things are going not so bad. Not speaking like I'm
better than anybody. I'm just saying like we have, like
there's a.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Privilege anytime you know yourself, listen a little Dicky song,
white dude, you'll make all right, Well.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
That's fair. Yeah, that's fair Bobby jokes, which you got today.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
So I need your help. You're not what I'm here for.
You actually the wrong, he would ask about it.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
No, we're perfect.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
I don't even know. What's a little insulting.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
But okay, what city should I go see? Lincoln Parking?

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Do you have like an option?

Speaker 4 (29:45):
I have a lot of a lot of they're gonna
be here in the US a lot. I think it's
going to be in Austin, but I don't want to
accidentally run into Joe Rogan, So Austin's out.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, we don't need Robert another competing podcast.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
We don't need to getting poached.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Make it sniped.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Yeah, he's been hitting up a lot and like, just
you know, back up, settle the fuck down, a little desperate. Yeah,
come on, But I'm thinking I'm kind of thinking Canada
for some reason, like maybe Vancouver, Montreal.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Instead of Austin. You know, they get it all the
way to Canada.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
I would I have a past.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
I don't think you want to go to Montreal because
that's where all the French people are, and they're from
what i've heard now, i've heard amazing strip clubs. Doesn't
really seem.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Like you're seeing Roberts. Probably not going.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Those, but there they are like people in France where
they're dicks to you if you don't speak French, even
though one hundred thousand square miles in every direction everyone
speaks English and they're like, oh no, don't do it.
Vancouver could be really cool, very pretty area out there.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
I mean it's all gonna be American anyway.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
So what do you guys know about like Grand Rapids
or Raleigh, Raleigh, North Carolina, and.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Grand Rapids is in Michigan. That's what I know about
each other.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Raley's pretty cool. You can see a Grand Rapids Griffin's game.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
The Carolinas are, from what I've heard, really cool Michigan.
When would it be a Michigan because it depends, could
be super cold up there.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
It'd be May.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Probably not gonna be too cold up there. Actually might
be a great time to go to bitch. Very pretty
up there, good time.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Ray's also in May. What about Columbus, Nope, staying with him.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
I've heard it's a really cool town, but really cool
town sports wise, So I don't know how much else
there would be for you to go.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
You know what they're calling Ohio. They're calling it the
Silicon Prairie instead of the Silicon Valley. It's a new thing,
they're saying. Eh, Ryan, Howard?

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Are they playing in Cincinnati? You could go get yourself
from skyline Chile.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
They are not. What about Boston?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Boston would a good one to go to?

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Walkable city, really cool aquarium.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
You have food enough to do?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
You do the Freedom Trail?

Speaker 3 (31:53):
You could? I don't think you would like being free.
Boston's a really cool.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Trail of it.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Duck boat, Okay, it does maybe you know what, wait,
hold on, when it is that gonna be during baseball
seas you might be able to catch a game at Fenway.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Maybe it's it's July thirty first and August first, they
have two shows in Boston.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Oh yeah, you go to Boston catch a game at Fenway.
You'd really enjoy that. It's a really cool park. Where
is it at?

Speaker 4 (32:16):
I hadn't thought about that?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Uh what where would do you know? We're in Boston
TD Garden.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Well, you just got to check though to see if
they're going to be in town. Yeah, and even if
they're not the I've done a tour of Fenway. It's
really cool. You would enjoy that.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
All right. What about Chicago?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Chicago would be another really good one, great.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
One, great food city. I do Chicago, Boston you've named,
probably get a job at barstool.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
What about Pittsburgh or Nashville? Nashville would be easy.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Lots of uh Pittsburgh and lots of bridal showers or
not bridal batchel at parties. You could go walk down
Main Street, have a bunch of girls wearing little Penis
hats yell, listen to horrible country music, maybe running a
jelly role. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
All right, what did you say your your top twoer.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
I would do?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
He said Boston, Chicago or Nashville.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Boston, Chicago or Nashville.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yeah, i'd say Boston Chicago probably top two wild card
if you feel like getting all the states. I think
Vancouver will be fun.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Nah, dude, don't Canada keep that money in America. Bro,
I'm I'll build back better.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Also considering Mexico City, but I think there's an outdoor arena.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
I'm not sure that I.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Want to do it very hot.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
But no, the Mexico one is the thirty first of
this month.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Oh do you want to see him now? Like sooner?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
I don't know, Like I feel like I'm gonna see
them that's gonna happen. But I'm also worried that they
might announce a Houston show at some point.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
But then you can just seehim twice. We're selling that ticket.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah, I would reckon. I kind of feel like he
would have the most fun in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Would this be you and the Misses?

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Yeah? And so when it is Chicago Chicago also summer
because Chicago summer I've heard is like the best place
in America to.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Be Chicago is.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
I lost it here. I would just planning Bobby's vacations.
That's our new segment.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Would I think Chicago would be really fun for you? Yeah,
I think Chicago would be fun. Chicago or Boston would
be the two that I would recommend. Nashville the Bean,
I'm not going to see the Bean. Yeah, it's like
I know what a mirror looks like.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
You can just walk around asking people where the restaurant
from Chef is. They'll love that chop beef sandwich from
the Bear. The Bear Chef also a cooking show though,
Yeah I mixed that up a beef you didn't watch
the Beef. But then also, if you're in Chicago, go
catch Cubs game, go to Radley Field. Well that's where

(35:02):
he would just go to Radley.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Field if they're not there. Same thing as the fin
Way to.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Or you can buy a whole section at the Chicago
White Sox game for like eight bucks.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Oh yeah, the Friendly con would go to the White
Sox game. Be opposed a picture make the Friendly confines.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I thought the Cubs were blue, Nope.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
They changed it this year, you know, City Connects Jerseys.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
I also hadn't thought about seeing a game book team
like I altill got to Now now I'm thinking, I
got to look at the Astro schedule see if.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
They do that.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Man, make a week, like make a trip out of it. Yeah,
it's cool to have one thing to go to do,
but it's it's really cool if you like, I can
do this and this other thing.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
I like, it'll make you more busy, I feel like.
But because if you're going just you don't really care
about sight seeing, Like if you're gonna fly in see
the show, fly out the next day, then you might
as well just go to Austin. I want to spend
a couple of days.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yeah, I was thinking maybe like three days wherever I go.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Yeah, but yeah, just cross reference with the astros schedule.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
You know, why don't we do it as a podcast
and we write it off.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
When was it? When's the next Olympics? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
We can just write it off for the next Olympics
six years. Yeah, it will happen in four years, we'll
write it off.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
I don't know. The COVID year fucked everything up for me.
I can't remember my Olympic schedule anymore. I think it's
every four I remember it was the twenty twenty Olys
and then they're just gonna have it. I know what
it messed up.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
It looks for last year, weren't they.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
But they were supposed to be the year before Summer
or winter summer Paris?

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Yes, Summer Which Olympics? Do you pay your taxes on? Summer? Winter?
Summer Olympics? Okay?

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Although Winter Olympics are better, oh yeah, way better. Whinter
Olympics are better than the Summer Olympics, much cooler sports.
The US is better than that than everybody at the
winter though, But when we have Canada, way better than
everybody at both.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Do they have a show in La? They do?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Don't go to LA right now.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Wait, it's cheap tickets and towards the end of the
think it though. I think it's towards the end of
the year. Yeah, the LA show is September thirteenth.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
I wouldn't want to go to l am.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
LA is going through it right now. Let's let them,
let's let them.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Build that, give them time to heal. Bobby, Yeah, it's
too soon. Those are their tickets too soon? Okay?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
I like this game, just play on a trip, and
it also be funny if like Robert doesn't go to any.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Much better.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
He's like, all right, I'm doing a staycation wearing you say.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Pop up in five minutes that Lincoln Park added a
Houston show. I know.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
I know that. That's also what I'm worried, Like I
wanted to go to the Mexico one, just because I
last year I really wanted to go to the Astros
when they played in Mexico City. The tickets sold out immediately.
They didn't get to go, So they kind of want
to go to Mexico City this time for Lincoln Park.
But I don't know. I feels like it's too early.
Maybe later in the year year they would announce a Houston.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Show right when they're like we're doing so well, yeah,
let's do this.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
I'm surprised they didn't already.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
That makes me feel like they're not going to I mean,
already played in Texas.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Do they have any February shows in Florida you can
go catch some spring training? Oh? I think they do,
because that would be the trip for Bobby where they
get some spring training and then maybe go to Universal
studios for a day.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Where the Ash the Yankees are like Tampa. I think
we West Pump Beach like the Big Ones are like Tampa,
West Pump Beach Port and Kasimi.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
They're in Florida, but in May they're in Daytona.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Daytona, dude, you go to the five Yeah, we pay
for Robert to go to five hundred and give us
a report and he say they drove us.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Would you go to a NASCAR race with us?

Speaker 2 (38:52):
I've never been, but I kind of want to go,
and I want to see you experience in NASCAR race too.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Have I ever been?

Speaker 2 (38:57):
I feel like you would remember if you did.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
I feel like may have been like as a kid.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
I would love to go on the infield.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
I've gone to one Texans game and this was when
I was I don't know ten, maybe I was young.
And the only thing I remember from that is that
we parked at like a Kroger and walked to the
stadium and when we came back, the car was gone.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
It was Toad.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
I've had that happen to Toad. The MLS All Star Game.
When I was here, You're like, oh, this is this
is way easier, and then no, it's why it's easier
because you're not glad to do that. That sucks. And
then it's just like when you get your car TOD
and you realize that Toad is just like a four
hundred dollars expense. Yeah, that's just a quick four hundred neat.

(39:42):
Now this wasn't just me going to a game and
spending two hundred dollars. It was also a six hundred
dollars trip.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Instead of paying like the fifty dollars to park at
a lot, now you're paying four hundred yep.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
And then you like find out you have to do
the the quiz or like the fucking quest to find
out where your car.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Is, Like walking to the Kroger which toe company have
a two number?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
He up dipped that does say not to park here?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Oops.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I remember when I just got to I've told us
a bunch on the podcast, I feel like, but it
was like we were we parked right outside at the
like I don't remember it was like a Tacaria Randis
and bleep that out in No fres but we parked
by that. And I remember like walking to the stadium,
like waving at a guy in a tow truck sitting
in the parking lot that we parked the car in
confident that we were never like we were fine. Is

(40:29):
such a life hack we just figured out and we like,
what's that? Dude?

Speaker 3 (40:33):
He was like, these fucking suckers.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
He watched us, watch us walk out of the parking
lot to another location that we're not supposed to park
in this place for it was like it's four hundred
dollars right there, Yeah, tow truck drivers. Fuck man, all right,
what are we doing here? What are we doing here?
We're going to come back, kid, come back, come back kid.

(40:55):
All right, this is a weird week. This is a
weird week.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
You know what? Next week is six hundo. Should we
do something?

Speaker 2 (41:01):
We're not gonna be a live one, but like we
should do something special. Give us some ideas, realistic ideas.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Can we just do?

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Want to just do it out in front of everybody,
like all the salespeople right here, and just like.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Hey, we're doing it live. Everybody, Shut the fuck up?
Can you got Hey, we're recording a podcast on a call.
I'm on a call right now. Tell them to get
on pod hop on the pot. Ask them if they
want to be on a pot. The answers questions, what
are their power rankings, Any medical issues you want to
ask some questions about.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
All Right, our Comeback Kids segments where we tell you
what's back in the news. According to us, it's gonna
go like this. It's the comeback kid, comeback kid of
the week.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Come back kid of the week, bitch.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
All right, our first comeback kid this week is the TikTok.
The TikTok is back in all of the the youths
are freaking out because they're not gonna be able to
post there get ready with me videos in four days,
five days. It's the nineteenth four days. Oh so Trump's

(42:16):
coming in and he's like, I'm axing that bitch. I
don't know. But everybody started going in to this cool
new app called Red Note, And have you looked it up?
Yeah no, but I heard it, So just look it
up on the app store and just it. It looks
terrified and like TikTok does a good job of if
it is spyware, It's like, this looks pretty. It looks
like a regular app, and Red Note looks like that's

(42:40):
an app that's gonna steal all my stuff, Like I'm
gonna it's just in Chinese, which makes like, I get it,
I don't know Chinese, but doesn't it seem more sus.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
This could say stupid white guy.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
It could say fucking idiot. Download this bitch.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Now, I think that is the Chinese TikTok like I
don't think, well, TikTok is the Chinese. I don't think
it's called TikTok over. I think it's called red Note. Well, no,
TikTok wouldn't be called a different app it, I think so.
And then they're also going to another one whatever. The
number two one is like underneath that blue Sky, which
is also owned by Byteedance, which owns TikTok.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
See mine in the app store has red Note, but
beneath it TikTok and then chat gbt. The Chinese are
working with the aid. This is what I'm afraid of.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
But yeah, what are you all thoughts? And you don't
really TikTok, y'all? Are you freaking out?

Speaker 3 (43:32):
I don't know. Well, all this means for me is
now I'm not going to see all the TikTok trends
two weeks later on Instagram. They'll just be on Instagram.
That's what I don't like.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Well, but but I need my TikTok or else. I
can't do this, Like, yeah you can. There's like lots
of other stuff.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
You could do it on everything TikTok does.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
You can do on Insta I think Twitter or x
and face Facebook.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
I'm just all these stupid things that are on TikTok
or instcramming. It's going to fuck up my algorithm, am I.
I'm gonna get like kids dancing instead of just dogs
in comedy.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna not see all the police bodycam footage
videos anymore. That's what I would spend a lot of
my days doing, watching police body cam footage of just
traffic stops, like, well, something might happen.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Nope, Then it's a two and a half minute video.
Let me fast forward two minutes still sitting outside the car.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Talking Part seven. Mo, you might as well watch part eight.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
God, those ones pissed me off. I still get me. Yeah,
they get the one where it's like you clar like
in you're scrolling through and you get and it's like
part one or if it's part two. So then you
click on the profile, you have to scroll back six
weeks to find the fucking story. Yeah, watch it. Yeah,
I want to see what's happening. I know this is fake,
but I don't care.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
The TikTok is is going away?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Do we really.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Think it's going away? Because I don't. I feel like
something's gonna happen at the end and the gonna be like, oh,
actually it's.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Cool unless a billionaire buys it. Because what it I
think what it is is the US doesn't want Chinese
spywear on all of our phones, which I get, okay,
And so they're like, you guys need to sell to
an American company. But China's like, well, we don't want
to sell because then you're gonna get our algorithm and
see all the spyware that's been on it, which they
probably can already see. But like like whatever, We'd rather

(45:22):
just go away than lose our proprietary stealing shit.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
What is is Daikin that's the sponsor.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Of in that Japanese though okay country.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Remember no, I didn't know I was checking. That's why
I was asking a question or wasn't making a judgment.
I was like, well then you just can't go to
man my park.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Oh no, it won't affect me. I don't use TikTok.
I don't care. Hey, you know what, I hope it
does go away that way. It's less work for you,
one less social You got a post to one less
thing I gotta do. Then maybe I get into Blue Sky. No,
you're just itching for more social media with.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Squid But by the way, how's Blue Sky doing?

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Anybody? The only time I hear about is when you
bring it up.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yeah, I feel like that went the way of threads.
It's just kind of like we thought it would. I
heard Squid Games season two is really good, though I
wouldn't know. It's still not gonna watch it. My friends
get so mad when I tell them I heard you
used to watch it. It's not gonna it's so good.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
I'm like, I don't care. That's cool. No, oh, let
me guess. They play red light, green lights, some people
die and then somebody makes it through. Did I get
it right? Hey?

Speaker 2 (46:29):
I cut the little the little shape. Watch out. If
you break it, something happens.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
You know, it makes squad games with kids, and I'll
watch that one. No, watch kids get picked off by snipers. No,
don't do that. Don't do that. You're such a dad, now,
ye hear about children? You just don't understand what's like
until you've become a father, and then like when you
does it change your whole perspective. Dude. My perspective is
just like you know, you think, like what if it

(46:56):
was my kid? You know, I just every time I see.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Like what what what if? What?

Speaker 3 (47:02):
What?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
What if that was my kid? You know, like you
get that, like do you do you do you get that?
Pat Like, yeah, I've had dogs like put you off
of my shoes. I see that and it's like this
girl is doing this, What what if that was my kid?

Speaker 3 (47:17):
You know, it's just like change the game. Fucking hate
people that do that. Ship.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
It's like, don't fucking lecture me. And then I also
like to like, you have a fucking daughter. Yeah I do.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Man, she rocks.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
She's gonna be cool as fuck because she's not a
little bitch whying about everything.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
You know what, kids turn out to suck kids with
pussy ass parents. We're gonna be chill with our kid.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
It's gonna be like this is how we do it, dude, dog,
what's what's up? We watch toy story, We fucking watch football. Yeah,
we hang out, play with the dog.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
She already does all the ship that I do.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
She is at the point where she fucking thinks that
like Weezy playing fing that's just the coolest thing ever.
Cut those little like this little foam frisbee we got
and Weezy jumps up and she's like a like, fucking right.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
That's sick. That's sick. It's like, all right, hikes, dogs, alrighty,
we're good. Hell yeah, we're good. Next dog, you gotta
get her a gigantic mastiff that's eight times her size.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah, that's almos not going to do do kids. I
should start monetizing her growing up and just using her
as my like just my content to drive all the
That's what I should do.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Yeah, that's a great thing.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
There's nothing that could happen bad with that, the modern
show biziness. Yeah, but yeah, TikTok rp in peace in
four days or whenever it goes away. Also back this
week is fans fans. Fans were on some ship this

(48:49):
week slash weekend. Did you see the do you want
to go?

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Let's go?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Eagles fan first saw it? Yeah, you're your packers. Packers
people were getting assaulted in we would never Sports Center version.
Give everybody the Sports center version of the Eagles fan
If you have no idea what we're talking about. This
from the Eagles Packers game from a Sunday.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
So the video starts and the guys on the row
above the Eagles fan above a Packers fan a lady
and he's just yelling something at her and you can't
tell what it is, and the guy holding camera he goes, yeah,
but just don't call her a dumb cunt, and he goes,
I said she's an ugly dumb cunt. She is. She's
an ugly, ugly dumb cunt. And a question, are you

(49:34):
gonna do anything about it? No, then shut up, and
they're like okay, And at what point do Eagles fan
And then pretty much universally online Eagles fans like, he
doesn't represent us. How many times you a year to
Eagles fans have to see a video of their fans
being pieces of shit and say he doesn't represent us
before you, guys realize they do represent you. Not all
Eagles fans like that, but it is your culture of

(49:56):
fandom that breeds these kind of assholes.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
As a Yankee fan, all all bad Yankees fans do
not represent every Yankees fan, but.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
It does represent your fan base. It does. It does not.
As a Yankees fan, it does not.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
But for the Eagles, it absolutely does. The Lego's absolute
scumbaggery through batteries at Sanda, when all the Eagles fans
are like, they yeah, they threw bad they threw batteries
at Santa. They've cheered when Michael Michael Irving's neck was broken.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
We have fifty years of incidents of Eagles fans, and
it jails in their stadium every single year. Every single
year there's another one. But yeah, of course we all
get it doesn't represent all of your fans, but it
does represent your fans culture. Yeah, your pieces of shit, Yeah,
your fan Their team is so good this year after

(50:47):
like Week five, they were booming players and wanting everything
to blow up because they lost like two games in
a row. They're bad fans. They're a bad fan base.
They're a passionate bad fan base. They're probably top three
fan bases when it comes to passion. A bunch of
the shitty fans.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
They rather read than play football. They don't care about
running and scoring points. They just want to fall down.
They they just they they can cust all the time.
They they like dog fighters being on their team. That's
the thing that they have to Deshaun Jackson had like
a assault thing. They assault people, right, was it him

(51:25):
they had that? I don't know they had. They've had,
they've had some ship just trying to find everything bad.
I can think of.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
The there's so many, it's hard to remember each case.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
So like when people say like this Yankees fan represents
all Yankees fans, No, no he does not. That Eagles
fan represents every Eagles fan. And that's me unbiasedly saying.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
The assaulting people, I don't think it's a Yankee fan thing.
The whiny bitch is more of a Yankee fan these days.
The guy that goes so towenty seven rings, I'm from
the Bronx. That's the Yankees fans. Yeah, presents all Yankees fans. No, yeah,
he's not. But he's the one that gets he gets that.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
It's uh no, no, it's like the booing the opposing fan.
They're like, wow, this is what you guys do. It's like, yeah,
that's whatever you Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
You're supposed to, but give each other ship, you don't.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
What were your thoughts on the people that I know
you're unbiased, you're definitely not biased the packers packers or anything.
But when they're like, well that guy I like the comments.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
If I was my fiance not got would have been
on the ground.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
I would have beat his asked like, well, then you
would have also been kicked out of the game. Would
want to right and then like you would also got
beat down because you would have just been in a
bunch of phillies surrounded.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Yeah. I probably would have just went.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
You would have looked like ashle it started.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
I would have been like, this guy is completely out
unrolling and he's calling him your rat hunt. Then you're
I don't ship. I would want to punch the guy
in the fucking face. I also would be like, I
spent three hundred dollars to be here today, I'm not
gonna get the fuck out and.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Then they ban you from like other stadiums too.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
I probably would have switched places with her. I wouldn't
have let that guy that continues stand over my fiance
on top of her. I would have been like, now
I'm standing here, what do you have to say?

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Yeah, And then they had the like this guy had
raised to gofund me because he wanted to create content.
So then people were saying that maybe he tried to
like start it. He might have been saying some shit.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
I did see that. I didn't see all about it.
I didn't have time to look into it.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
To Eagles fans, though, I don't feel like you need
to really do a lot to instigate them. It's more
just like cheering the other team and that pisses them off.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Yeah, I mean that guy. Anyone who's seen the video
can tell. I don't think that guy needed to be
riled up. Probably got there on.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
His own, and so the fallout from that was the
look to make this guy famous posts that everybody did
on x and other social media outlets, and that guy
today as fine recording this.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
He lost his job.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Thoughts on that, I was like, dude, that's weird that, Like, yeah,
got fired for I mean other shit. I mean, have
you seen our president not being political? But I got
present and has done some ship that could be deemed questionable.
So it's like when you're like, well, he can do that,
but you can't do that, It's like, I'm not in
charge of a lot of people. You know, You're in

(54:11):
charge of one person, right, I don't know. I get
both arguments of it. But it's like, now you're going
after your guys job.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
This is I mean, dogsing kind of sucks. But like, also,
I don't feel bad when you're an absolute piece That's true.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
It's hard to feel bad for him, and he's an
Eagle fan, so fuck him.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Yeah, But also, I mean, you know, that's the world
we live in nowadays. If you're gonna be a complete
dickhead publicly, like especially when you see people filming you
and you keep being a piece of shit, kind of
have to be ready. You're gonna lose your job. Well.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
I feel like sometimes people just see phones out and
they don't even register him anymore because they.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
If you're or you just think, like what's that You're
not going to figure out who I am because because
you can't. This guy is probably yelled at a different
fan every single game this year and nothing's happened. You
never know when you're gonna go viral.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Well, also, like, describe that guy bald Eagles fan, Eagles.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Gear, middle aged white guy.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Yeah, oh so like that could be three quarters of
the stadium. Wait, that could be half of Philadelphia. You
just described Philadelphia. That's pretty much what it is.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Yeah, I had a little cheese steak cheese whiz on
his face, you know.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
But that was one of the fan incidents that we had.
And then we do not condone that behavior on the
Passing Baby podcast.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
We do not.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
We do not. I for one, have never been represented
for anything I've done in the stadium.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
You can't just throw around the C word like that publicly.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Then, I mean, guys can't even say count anymore. It's
Manuary five days.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
It's Manuary.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Guys can't even say work.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Cut five days? Wait five days?

Speaker 2 (55:47):
What else are we supposed to sell our cunt?

Speaker 3 (55:53):
You just can't call her an ugly cunt.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
That's true. That's true. That was too far. That was
one step too far. And then the old Penguins fan
that took a puck from a ca at at a
Penguin's hockey game and dude to give the puck was
stuck in the netting behind the goal, and they like
jostled the puck or the netting enough to where it
fell down. So then the kid tried to grab it,

(56:14):
and this guy snagged it, and then everybody booed him
and one maybe the kids gotta be a little faster
next time. I don't know. We've done this with the
with the foul ball, doing this with the home run ball.
Robert is very pro, like, earn your fucking earn your
fucking souvenir, dude. But then everybody felt bad because he
was a kid and the guy did snipe him, like
that kid was going for the ball, but I wanted
a puck or kid was going for a puck. He's like,

(56:36):
I want likes, not my fault that you were to
swat at the net. You might have freed it, but
I got it. It's mine Now.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
I'm with it. I'm not with the participation in trophy.
Just because you're a kid, you get it.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
But also then that guy got in like kept he
kept arguing. I would have just been like, yeah, all right,
this is my puck. It's my fuck. I wouldn't have
done that in the first place, but I would have
just been like, all right, this is my puck. And
then I wouldn't have cause a scene. That guy started
yelling back at everybody that was saying stuff. I don't
know if I was a couple of beers might be
on the.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Back, so I might want to be the villain on
the Jobo tron. Like everyone's everybody's all fucking pumping up
the crowd to boo you some more. It seems fun.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
But like reading all the comments on both this and
then the Philadelphia guy, a kid, I don't know, little
like less than Ten'll.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Say if the kid's like eleven twelve, it's less than ten,
like yeah, I got your puck. But if it's like
a six year old kid, give them the yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
But I don't know, I just think it's it's it's weird.
This shit's weird. Shit's weird to do that that kind
of stuff. But like everybody online is like a keyboard
where like everybody wants to be gangster until it's time
to do gangster shit. And it's like, if that was
happening to you, if you're your girls getting out, you're

(57:46):
probably like, let's just go out and watch the game
from the concourse or something like that. Like I don't know,
I don't want to get arrested. If you're from Green Bay,
I want to get arrested in a city I don't
live in. I have to do all of this, then
your girl has to go figure out how to how
to get you out of there. You're gonna look like
the idiot. You look like you started it. No matter what.
If you start the fight, it's like we got starting
up for your girls, like or or I have a

(58:07):
flight tomorrow morning at eight am that we're gonna be
on and I won't be on that if I'm in
Philadelphia County jail.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
That's not gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
And then this guy is like, I think he just
got to square it out, but don't start yelling at
the mom. But maybe the mom called him a dumb.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Cunt may an ugly.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Dumbunt on Manuary, so he was he felt disrespected.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
I don't know it was earned the puck, but also
maybe just give the puck.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
It was nowhere near as like big a deal as
the Eagles guy, But it was just kind of funny
that you had like back to back like fans doing that, because.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Like growing up, I'm always liked it'd be so cool
to catch a foul ball, and now I'm like, it
would just sit on the couch next to me.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
I've always wanted to throw it back.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Well, you don't throw back foul balls.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
I've always wanted to thought like it would be why
it's funny I want it. I thought we had to
give those back. I'm sorry, they can't. They can't really
scold you, can theyre you're throwing stuff at it. It's
a ball. That ball came at me. Get it back.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
It was accurate hearing, Like I don't know the rules.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
I'm like the Native Americans. Leave nothing, leave no trace.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Ignore all the popcorn I spilled today. These peanuts not mine,
not mine, it's peanuts. You have a peanut bag in
your hand. Yeah. I think most fans have gotten better
over the years. Like now everyone just kind of like, dude,
you're fucking yeah, yeah, I let the other team, but
like keep it civil with the fans. But every once while,
some people just fucking go overboard with that ship.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
People tailgate and you're getting a little different headspace when
you're tailgating. I remember going to a Sam Houston LSU
football game and I wanted our coach fired because we
were getting blown out by LSU. How old real I
had graduated college. I didn't yell at anybody, but I
was like just mad at I was just like.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Fucking fuck casey keeler, piece your anger, yeah, turn it
into an ulcer like a fucking man. Just fucking shove
that ship down in there. Just bottle that chip up,
take it out on the toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
It never comes out later. It's fine, it's fine, you'll
be fine. Just keep telling everyone you're fine. That's how
it goes. But yeah, fans do better better. But fuck
the Eagles, dude, Fuck the Eagles. Man, should we curse them?

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
They're losing the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Cursed Alex Cursed Eagles?

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Did they play this week?

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Cursed the Rams. They may not lose that one, but
they're cursed now. So actually they've not been cursed yet,
so now they are cursed.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
They can't beat whoever comes out there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
They're not gonna win. I'm not gonna win. Fuck them,
Fuck them, you say.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Fucking bitch. That fan already cursed them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Yeah, such a curse, and I cursed him, double curse, curse.
Nothing worse than the only words than a curse is
double curse. Yeah, and you are the king of curses.
I'm somehow good at that, some how good at it.
But uh yeah, fans back this week, let's move on
to the not cool segment, where we tell you guys

(01:01:08):
what's not cool with stuff that you know made us say,
hey man, that's not cool. This week, it's a little
venting session that we get to do with the with
the fellas, and we like you guys and gals to
participate if you would like to weigh in on a
not cool. You know, you stub your toe, that's not cool.
If Robert was practicing his throwing star skills and accidentally
hit you with his throwing star and stabbed you, that's
also very not cool to varying degrees, So share you're

(01:01:31):
not cool with us. It's a good way for you
to vent at past great pod on the Twitter on
the x hashtag PTG not cool for us to search
for them, and that we'll pick a couple of the
ones that you guys and gals give.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Us each week to share with the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
And then you know, if if you could just if
it's a long story I get to that happens to
try and summarize it in a like a three four
five sentence way where we can easily explain it to
someone that may not know all that because a lot
of times he'll be like, and I was doing this
with so and so's we'll just s I was with
I was with my wife and this happened, and this happened,
Like I don't need all the details, but just try

(01:02:06):
and you know, summarize it for us. But this is
the not cool segment.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
Not cool man, dude, that's not cool, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Our first listener viewer submitted not Coolest from David Ruiz
at David Underscore Ruiz ninety on Twitter, and David says
he's not cool. It's slicing his thumb with a paper
cutter at work. I know he's a teacher, but that big, old,
like guillotine looking motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
They're dangerous.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Just yeah, my mom used to have one of the
old school ones.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
They're so cool though, so much fun.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
And she'd like, don't play with that. Every time you
go to a classic, I need more paper. You're all
out of paper, Mom, would you do?

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
I got all the paper. I'm not pressing down hard
on it. I just want to see what it feels
like on my.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Yeah, that's that's awesome, But then I guess getting it
getting your thumb cut.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
He said he like wanted to just start cussing because
he was in front of your.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Front of kids, but hey, good restraint that Eagles fan
should practice that. Yeah, I think I would be obviously
very heated in any like drunk Alec situation. But I'm like,
fucking settle down, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
You just gotta learn to cuss like Rookie of the year,
funky but loving or do the Joe past and home
alo freaking it's a tick. It's fine. I don't know
how how old we are the kids of these teachers.
See if it's high school, you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Can cuss school aged.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Yeah, probably a little too young. School aged kids like
fucking paper cutter. Yeah yeah, that I'll get you fired.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
But bro, hopefully you saved your thumb. Like I feel
like he would have let us know if he like
lost part of his thumb, and he said he just
kind of got like the test. Yeah, it's like with
the what's the what's the thing you cook with? Where
you're like, I'm gonna sligh these onions a mandolin mandolin
had a dude that work not that is also just
like finger off. He sliced the outside of his hand

(01:04:08):
on a mandolin like two weeks ago. So now he
like he's got a band aid on it because it's
not that big, but it was kind of deep. So
he's got a band aid and he wears like just
a black you know, vinyl glove over it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
So he was walking around and I just started calling
him Luke Skywalker.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
That's kind of sick.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Yeah, nobody got it at first, what's up, Luke? And
they're like, what one black glove Luke Skywalker. Yeah, that's
pretty cool, or Michael Jackson. But that was that's a
big cough.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
That was a big cough, you know, and the biz
usually we have a cough button.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
We don't hear school cough button is my hoodie.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Yeah that worked, that worked, But teasing piece, bro. And
that's also why I don't buy a mandolin because every
time I'm like, well, if I'm for cooking, that would
make it so much easier to do.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
No, you're going to absolutely lose a finger.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
I know like two or three people that have lost
like part of a digit, like not all of it,
but like the tip of like a pinky or a
middle finger or an index finger. It's like I was
trying to cut up an onion, trying to cut up
this thing and just fucking did it too much.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
I got myself one time with the I don't know
exactly what is a fruit peeler where you take the
rind off for old fashion, and I was holding it
and I went through to the other side, and my
pinky was just up a little bit like this. I
didn't cut anything off, but I just kind of sliced
into my pinky and I was back ow. It was
one of those ones where like I got to stare
at it for like three or four seconds and it

(01:05:31):
was just like a cut there and nothing was happening,
and then blood blood just started flowing. I was like, oh,
very quick with a napkin.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Yeah, that's always cool. When you beat the blood, You're like,
I know something's happening here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
So and that was the first time I ever did
one of those. So now every time I do it,
I'm like, tuck that motherfucker takes un Yeah. Yeah, I
learned a lesson. Hopefully you learned your lesson to David.
Tucked them pinkies off.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Protect those those thumbs. P check those thumbs, David teasing
peace brother. Our next not Cool is from Jordan Welch
at j Underscore Welch two seven nine five, and Jordan says,
I went to the doctor for the first time in
four years and found out that my cholesterol levels are.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Through the roof. Fine, that's why I don't go to.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
The doctor to find cholesterol pat.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Bad fat.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Okay, I was gonna say, if I can't explain it,
then I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Need to worry about it. I know it's something where
you want the levels to be low, right, you win
are probably not most levels to be low, and most
unless you're listening to levels by a vicy then you
want that ship. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
But I mean, if I saw that, you said you could,
like it's something you could manage. But when you go
then you're like, fuck, I got bad results. That's the
worst because then they want you to do a follow
up later and then you just like, I hope I
don't suck it up even more. Look, I'm not gonna
change how I live, but I'm gonna hope that the
test just does and it's an anomaly. And they're like, nope,

(01:06:55):
it's the exact same as last time. What have you
done differently?

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Like nothing?

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Did you do the stuff we told you?

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
I didn't. Well that sucks Reord too, because it's not
like he's like crazy out of shape like me.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Yeah, he's pretty shape. An athlete plays softball. Like if
I were to walk into the doctor, I would know, like,
Doctor's not gonna walk back in the room. With great news. Yeah,
he's gonna make dude, all your ship's fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
I didn't have to get like after all, I'd be
like never going to the doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
Haven't been in almost a decade, coming up on it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Yeah, you should probably go. It's probably giddy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Saved a lot of money in the last decade.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Yeah, that's true. They'll get you with those with those costs,
I saved a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
I did not save any of that money.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Well, I got United Healthcare now this year, so I
might as well just not go to the doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Hope you like for everything. My doctor's from Tennessee. If
you know what I'm saying, Hey, hey, doctor Bourbon kept
me relatively healthy. It works. That's a pretty solid strategy.
I mean, it's working so far. Just go Hey, if
it ain't broke, don't fix it. You know, what do
you have for not cool? I got a couple. One
is I'm house sitting for my buddy right now, and

(01:08:10):
I house that for many times before, but for whatever
reason this time, I don't know what it is. I
think it's just like you know, it's just sometimes when
you're around different animals, you get kind of allergy with
it too. Yeah, Like I'm not getting allergies. It's just
every morning when I wake up, I'm like the most
dry mouth I've ever bet, Like I think the amount
that I'm snoring is.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Like like I I've kept water next to the bed.
I almost couldn't take a sip.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
I was so dry mouth. Like every morning I've had
to drink like a lead in the shower just to
like get liquids back into my body. I'm so dehydrated
and it's not good. It could be like the six
gen or vocatonics. I've been drinking every.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Night that I was gonna say, have you been drinking?
Because that could also but I'm almost always drinking.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
Are you drinking shower water? Or do you have a
star water?

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
You drinking drink shower water? No?

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Why I take my pills with the shower water Every
morning I get in there the shower, just leave my
mouth open as I step in there and let a
bunch of fluid get in.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
No, I thought you maybe you have a bottle or something.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
You don't drink from the shower ever, No, why not?
It's like free water that it's gross.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Like I could see the shower head and like.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Water does they get dirty. His shower is significantly cleaner
than mine. By the way. Oh yeah, he's got a wife,
so yeah, yeah, it's very nice. It's very very nice shower.
But yeah, there's nothing wrong with it. If you have
a problem with the cleaning. Also, I never get sick.
Maybe you should. Maybe you should then some shower water.
Robert might give you some antibodies.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Pressure teeth and take your your pills in the shower.
Saves time.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
It's called efficiency. No, I don't think I'm gonna do that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
I don't think I will.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
I can put a toilet in my shower pooping there.
They had trailers like that, I know, I see them
all the time. I'm like, that's so awesome. Just do
it and waffle stop it down. You're gonna go into
the tank later. But uh yeah, so I've been waking
up super di Geyer. And the other one is uh.
I was taking a dump in his downstairs bathroom and

(01:10:09):
I just when I was done, didn't even lean to
the left. I just rotated left to grab the toilet paper,
and I just felt like a pop. I was like, God, damn,
I cracked the toilets. Uh. In my defense, though, I
don't think this was a fat guy thing. Was it
a toilet series? It was one of those like, which
is weird?

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Very nice house everything, like cheap little wooden toilet like
And he was currently he's in Dallas right now for work,
so that's why he was driving.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
And I just sent him the text. I was like, dude,
you're not gonna fucking believe this. And I just sent
him the picture and I put my phone down to
charge for a while, didn't pay attention. Like thirty minutes later,
I get a call from his wife and she's like,
where was it was upstairs or downstair? I was like downstairs.
She's like, okay, I'll order one on Amazon. I was like,
I'll just go buy you a new fucking toy. Like,
what's it gonna cost? Eight dollars? I don't know what
toilet seeds cost.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
I was like, I'm gonna give you an upgrade too,
because this won't be the last time I'm gonna poop
in your house.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
It's a nice cushion, you one. That's what I was
kind of thinking about.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
That now before you said the picture, did you flush?

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Him, I just sent the picture of her, yes, okay, yeah, No,
I didn't send her one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
I guess he had seen it. I didn't even see
that he had replied. I said my phone was down charging.
So when I got a call from her, I was like,
why the fuck is she calling?

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Yeah, that it suck. But I was like, god damn,
I cracked a toilet seat. My first thing was like,
goddamn it, your fat. And then I was like, oh no,
this is a cheap shit toilet seat. The first toilet
you ever cracked? Yeah, okay, it's a good stat yeah, shockingly,
and never forget your first I mean I think it is.
Maybe I cracked one back in the day and I

(01:11:40):
forgot it. You remember, I feel like I would remember that.
That's a fat guy, pivotal moment in your life. Yeah,
cracking a toilet seat. But uh, and I've been lazy
the last two days, so I still gotta go buy one.
I'm kind of worried he's gonna get back on Friday
and a toilet seat is hovering. He's gonna be like,
goddamn it. I could have ordered this three days ago.
He was in couch Christians as a toilet sea.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Just han't gone back in that bathroom, just cut a
hole in it as a p only bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
What do you got?

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
I had a couple, but I remembered a couple people
from work listening to this podcast. Oh yeah, now you
know about Pat. Now you know what Pat. But my
first one was this has happened before. But the fire
alarm at the building garage next to my apartment that
I share a window too. It went off at about

(01:12:34):
eleven o'clock on Monday night, just.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
At a A.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
A.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
I'm just waiting for the guy next door to walk
in here, and it was echoing because of the apartments,
so it was pretty loud.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
I also have a now seven month old and she
was like, what the fuck is this? So Monday night
was a tough night because it went on until two thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Hey, dad, not a fan of this.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Turn it off eleven o'clock at night until two thirty.
And I did the research. I found the security desk.
I was like, hey, what's up. I live at the
apartments next door. Stop turn that off, like we're working
on it. I was like, okay, waiting an hour later,
what's up? Unplug it, dude. You guys are obviously here

(01:13:30):
working on it. If a fire breaks out, you'll fucking know.
Turn off the alarm. I was very mad, very mad,
and then just didn't sleep much. But I don't sleep
out anyways. I was just worried for my wife and
my kid because then she was all cranky and was scared,
and then my dog was scared because all the sound
and shit like that. I was like, what you're doing
is basically terrorism. It's emotional terrorism, and I don't like it.

(01:13:51):
I don't like it at all. Okay, she was doing
something way worse than anything. Luis Jany me and Joanie
Grew whatever his name is, just did Luigi any Jim Mama,
no Jimadi.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
You're coming down on me for just saying that someone
should die in a video now, and you're like, the
guy that actually killed someone not so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
I didn't say that. We don't know he's allegedly alleged killer.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Well you said an alarm going off is than what
he did. Well, he could have done other stuff, which,
by the way, you know, maybe one of him seems
a little convenient.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Yeah. Yeah. I was like, they get a hammer, just
gonna smash all of these there's nine levels this parking garage.
It's a lot of sirens. Then I'm a young camera
and I just.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Sucked it up. It was awful.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
It was awful. But that is the second ten that's happened.
And to just say like, we don't know what we're
trying to stop it for three hours, four hours, that's
not except.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
You got to get the fuck out of there. We're
in the process, you know. Get her some baby headphones.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Well I tried that. I thought about that because we
had some for the podcast because it was loud, and
I was like, what if we put the baby headphones
on her? And then my wife's like, no, she could
suffocate because it babies. You can't put anything in the
crib because they just might rollover, not turn back over,
even though she knows how to rollover. But I don't
want a dead baby on man's So I'm just like, nope,

(01:15:11):
you get nothing in your crib. You're in your little swaddle.
That's it fair enough. Babies are a they're a weird thing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
You gotta get a head with a chin strap so
that it's secured, duct tape, some cotton balls in her ears.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
You would think you would just put the headphones on there,
but like that's because you, like you haven't seen it,
like from my as a dad, Like when you become
a dad, you just look at things differently. So I'm like,
that's gonna kill her, whereas like you went think that's okay.
Like see, like when you look at from a dad
a hashtag girl dad, like it's just different.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
You know, it changes everything. But that sucked.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
That was not cool, and I hated it. And then
also might not cool was something that happened to me
when I was walking in my car. I stepped in
a puddle, and now my shoes and socks are wet
and it's cold outside, and so I just have cold,
like sort of dully wet shoes and socks right now,
and it's not fun.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
That's the word. Or like when you're wearing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
When you when you're going somewhere, you can't go Like
if you could go back home, if it happens when'm
walking the duck whatever, I'll go back inside change, but
like when you're going somewhere, like I can't go back.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Or like when you wear shoes that you think would
stop the water, but then you didn't realize there was
a slight hole in the very side of your shoe
and you're like, oh, yep, that's wet all day. Now
this is it fantastic?

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Neat And I'm gonna be slightly cold on my feet
all day and then all day along you're just thinking
like I'm gonna get athletes foot.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
Wish I hadn't stepped in that. I'm gonna have to
go buy some tough acting to nactin.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Yeah, just like John Madaman wanted. But those are my
not cools, which you guys get what you got, Robert.
I'm just tired of the cold. I don't like the cold,
which it just got here. No, I love it so
much rain, but I like the cold.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Yeah, that's that's another thing. Like if it was if
it was sunny out, then that would be that would
make a difference. Because our office it has south facing windows.
We just open, sun goes into into the office. It's
the warmestream in the house. But it keeps raining, keeps
being cloudy. And then also now it's the weather's teasing

(01:17:14):
us because it's gonna get a little warmer tomorrow and
Friday before it gets colder again. So just all this
up and down back and forth.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
We haven't had winter.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
It's too much.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
It was like it was Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
It was I don't want hard freeze like it's gonna
want that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
I don't. It's it's coming yeah, and like next Wednesday or.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Something like, yeah, we'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
It's gonna be fine. I just don't want the dick
head drivers on the road, yeah, to be bad, but
it'll be fine. That I love it when it's super cold, though.
I like the cold just because when it's cold like this,
I just put two comforters on my bed. I made
chilli and basically awaited like, oh, I don't think it's cold.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
The electricity bill I got the like projection yesterday and
the project it's projected to be one fifty right now
now before it's cold, we'll see, Like that's the.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
Thing, Like I like it. I'll just not turn my
heater on at all and bundle up.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
That was how I always was. And then you know,
I don't I'm that guy now, but you see your
perspective changes when you become a dad pat And then
like my wife's like, we can't just leave.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Well that's the thing that now other people in my
house will fucking turn the heater on it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
It'd be like fifty nine. I'm like, well, I got
hoodies on. I'm I'm a little chilly, but like this
is fine.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Especially because for whatever reason, the vent in my room
is better than the rest of the house. So like
when I go up starts to finally sleep at the
end of the night, it's like stuffy and warm in
my room, and I'm like, this is fucking yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
What's your heater set at?

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
What's your your heater set?

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
I don't know. I don't look at it because I'll
get angry.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
What about yours?

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
My wife sets it to seventy five. I always put
it down at sixty nine.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
Seventy five is pretty high.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
We haven't said it's sixty seven sixty seven.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
It's not bad.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
I might go lower, but now I don't want to, Like,
seventy five to sixty nine is a little bit better
than seventy five to sixty seven.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
I want to do forty eight degrees in the house.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
But we do play that game where like I'll tell
that she walked by it because it'll be up two degrees,
and then I'll be like back down, and then an
hour later it's like, that's a seventy one.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
That's aggressive relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
Sam will put it into sixty eight, and then every
time at sixty seven, did you turn that up. No,
we will just absolutely, like we've only done it like
two times at both of the time, Like you could
tell you it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Nope, well I didn't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
You're gaslighting me.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
I bet right now though she said it to sixty eight.
Now that now that I'm not there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Yeah, mine's gonna be seventy five when from your phone,
Yeah I can if it's at sixty eight, it's a
sixty eight text her like did you change then?

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Can you change it? I can't change change it now, yeah, Like,
don't gaslight me.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Just keep changing then you figure out you're like out
of time, Like, no, you keep me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
It too warm, it's bad.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
It's bad for the plants. Yeah, I guess you got
plants yet, protect now plants.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
And Sam is like the size of my left leg,
so she doesn't have it's much natural.

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
Yeah, she gets cold.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
She got some fits though, she got some good winter fits.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
I'm just picturing her in like three puffer jackets, all.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
One at the top of the other, very colorful, very
cool looking.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Like back when dudes used to wear three collars and
pop them all same, But puffer jacks. Should we bring back?
Pop call? No, No, I'm not a collar guy, I'm
done with it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Yeah, t shirts. I'm collar blind. I can't tell if
you're blue collar or white collar. That's really like.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
People as human beings. Robert was probably like looking at
dudes with three pop collars, like, why are two of
them the same color? Why is a guy wearing so
much gray? This is more gray than the other gray?
That's black. Yeah, it sucks. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
That is a battle. And I used to play the
game of like, I would always tell you that we
would wait. I would wait, like, we're not turning the
heat on, not turning the heat on. We're not turning
the heat on, We're not turning Okay, it's forty, we
can turn the heat on. And I would always play
that game.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
And then this, does it have to be forty in
the house you mean outside?

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
I'd like it to get forty in the house for
forty inside.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Do you know what three blankets on?

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Yeah, dude, there's hoodies, there's beanies, there's blankets, there's socks, there's.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
I don't know, if you're ug boots, if you're familiar
with just getting cozy, just get cozy, you get yeah,
you get so bonnled up.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
You're starting to sweat and it's cold there, and you're like,
I'm I gotta.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Kick my feet out from underneath because they're sweating. Oh
now they're extra cold.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
Pop them back under and it's already warm.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
You get the thought you're like, oh, maybe I want
to make myself some hot chocolate.

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
I'm yeah, bad, Yeah, never do right, I mean, it
did make forty degrees. That's crazy. I think you're saying
when it gets forty degrees outside.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
We don't really let it get forty degrees, but when
it gets closed, like I totally would when it would
get forty, I would probably pop on the heat. When
we're getting like the fifties. It was alright, you can
turn on and then you get that cool first first
heater on of the season smell.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
Or is it smells like it's burning.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
I'm either having a stroke or this the heater just
got turned over the first time.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
I hope it's the second one. On the plus side,
you'd be done with your apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Yeah, I guess got a thing positive be like the aliens,
be like the.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Yeah, no more parking lot parking lot alarms.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
All right, let's wrap this bitch up with the answers segment.
We ask you, guys to send us any questions you
have at all. There's no such thing as a stupid question. No, no,
not true, not true. But if we do the pre
come segment, we ask our questions, we pitch our business ideas.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
We we give you our thoughts.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
If you got any any drunk ideas, drunk questions, you
want to ask us, any high thoughts you want to
you want to share with us, any business pitches. Any
you want relationship advice, we got you. You want medical advice,
we got you on that too, parenting advice As a parent,
I would love to help you. And then also just
you know, any questions you got at all, hit us

(01:23:12):
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Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
Do just answer the question? Why do you just answer
the question? You answer answer, don't thanks the subject, just
answer the conk question, kept answer answer answers.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Answer any questions all right. Our first question this week
comes from Josh Tree Caudle at Joshua Tree seven one
to three, and Josh says, bricks just domesticated rocks.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
I want to say yes, but bricks aren't made of rock.
I feel like bricks are just rocks with a job.
So are rocks just homeless bricks?

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Yeah, yeah, they are.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
That's the way to put it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Rocks are homeless bricks and bricks are just employed rocks.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
I think people were making homes out of rocks.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
So bro, you've seen England over there, they stone stone,
stone is just a large rock, Like you're not going
to have a house that's just like a bunch of
pebbles stacked on top of each other. But isn't a
stone just a large rock? And also have you ever
seen bird nests? Because they have a lot of pebbles
in those things.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
It's a nest not a house.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Okay, but like stones are just are rocks.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
I want to say no, but I don't have the
knowledge to dispute that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
I mean, it's kind of the same stuff. Can't skip
a stone, well, if.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
It was flat, flat enough stone, you're not strong enough. Well,
if I was a giant, I could.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
If under the giant could skip a stone, I bet
if you give him a flat one.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
I'm sure he has probably drink one hundred and twenty
eight beers and skip some stones.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Yeah, I definitely think that bricks are domesticated rocks and
or rocks that are are holding a job, and then
rocks are definitely homeless.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
Bricks I agree with that. I'm not gonna say they're
domesticated rocks because they're not rocks.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
They are literally domesticated. They're is it domesticated like you
build a home, you do this, like that's that's what
bricks do.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
Technically domesticated. I feel like you bring them inside the home.
Not even really.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
There's one side of the bricks that are on the
inside of the home.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
Now that's sheet rock on the inside of the home.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
You ever seen three little pigs, no, sir, not many
years you didn't have sheet rock.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
It was just straight break brobreaker are bricks domesticated rocks.

Speaker 4 (01:26:24):
I'm gonna say no, what I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
I win.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
One nothing, bitch, But rocks are homeless bricks. Yeah, and
stones are big rocks. Yes, okay, I'll accept that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Also, what the fuck is up with England measuring things
in stone? That doesn't even make sense? Wait? Stone, what God,
you're less modern than the the fuck out of here?
These pounds kind of makes sense stone.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Pounds? Do you because I guess they'll give you really
like this is how much this is weighted?

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
Yeah, nobody knows what stone means. People in England don't
know what it means. I think that's fake. They just
use that to fuck with the rest of the worlds. Yeah,
it's just a troll job.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
Yeah, but we beat England in Wars, so we get
to say it's stupid. Multiple Yeah, multiple multiple. Next question
is from Alex oh at alex mc thunder one on Twitter,
and alex Oo says what is the worst soda? I
think that it's big red I'm assuming he means worst
tasting soda.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
First of all, Alex likes to fuck with me on
Twitter and always try and provoke me. It works. I
think this is when we actually fight. Fuck you. Big
Red is delicious. It's cream soda. Big good. Big Red
is cream soda. It's fucking delicious. Also, it's fun when
occasionally I'll get Big Blue, same fucking thing.

Speaker 4 (01:27:48):
They never had it, never had Big Blue.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
It's delicious. Plus Also it's a Texas drink. How dare you,
whether you like it or not, you support it. Have
you ever had fucking barbecue that would like they marinate
it with Big Red? It's fucking outstanding, which is because
the acidity. You can do that with anything that's got
acid on it. Yeah, the orange shoes, Big Red makes
it that cool red called Dr Pepper.

Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
I wouldn't say Big Red is great, but it's not
the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
What would you say is the worst?

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
Robert?

Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
The worst, easily, in my opinion, is doctor Pepper.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
I think doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
Pepper took what I said and like went even farther
in at it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
I think doctor Pepper sucks. PIB is a billion times
better than doctor Pepper. And you're both on the lame
stream media just will not fucking tell you the truth.
But I'm glad that Robert and I are truth Tellers,
pib rocks.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
Dr Pepper sucks. So without getting into all the zeros
and all that shit, I'd say, diet Coke, Di Coke
fucking sucks. That's what I was gonna say, because diet
coke is ass Like you run through all of them Coke,
good Sprite, good Cherial, Orange show they swear by it. Well, yeah,
because they're fucking crack addicts. But's, by the way, because
it was really the only option for many years, diet

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coke was the one diet and you like, you can
drink this all taste and not get all the empty
calories and ship like that. Now, you know, Like then
Coke zero came out and I kind of like that, which,
by the way, now I think Coke zero fucking sucks.
Dr Pepper zero is the elite. Dr Pepper or diet
doc Pepper was always the best because it was the
closest tasting to the original. Now Dr Pepper zero basically
tastes almost exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
If you're gonna drink soda, drink fucking regular soda like
a fucking man. Oh but it's sometimes I want six
sodas and I don't want to add twelve thousand calories
to my dad.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Well to fucking bad Pat, they go all in or
don't go in at all. All right, I'm gonna say
die coke. Diecoke is the worst. I think mountain dew
code red is bad. It's bad.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
I don't like that. That was always the one. When
I was a kid. I was like, I like mountain dew,
mountain dew rocks, I liked some of the other mountain
dews they came out with, and then code Red I
was like, hmm, Nope, don't like that. But if all
like the major soft drinks, I would say diet coke
is definitely is definitely like it's not good. And I

(01:30:01):
can't believe that people think it is good.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Because I'm like, I'm looking through all these other ones
and it's like, I mean, mug roopy are fucking awesome.
That's good, all the fruit flavor ones awesome, grape soda awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
You know it sucks. Diet mug roopier probably just be
a man.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
I'm gonna I'm like, I'm trying to take out all
the diets and zeros. I think diet coke doesn't count
towards that because it's been around so long, because it
still sucks. No, I'm saying it doesn't count towards the
same category as all the other diets, because, like, diet
coke's been around since what the eighties at least.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
But I do love when somebody will be like, it's
like the people that would go to c C's and
they you'd see some people like, Okay, well I got
I gotta get the salads. Look, I'm trying to be healthy.
It's like, well, yeah, but you also deleted four plates
of pizzas, So that's not healthy because you've already consumed that.
So just having a salad doesn't make you healthy being well, Look,

(01:30:57):
I got McDonald's, but I got a diet coke.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
Also, anyone out there that's trying to be like someone's
pipsy Pepsi's awesome, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
It's nice as coke.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
I go back and forth. It depends on my mood.
Pepsi's it's sweeter, But I love coke. Pepsi is fucking great.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
It's better than that bit ch ass doctor Pepper, whatever
it is, doctor Thunders, better than doctor Pepper. Cherry Pepsi
PIB is better than doctor Pepper.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
Oh, actually, you know what if we're gonna I think
the worst soda because I think this is actually worse
than diet coke is Uh, Cherry doctor pepper. Cherry doctor
Pepper fucking blows, dude, And this is from someone who
loves doctor Pepper. I think you're just ruining. Apparently it
only needs twenty three flavors. You have the twenty fourth
and it fucking sucks. Never drink like all the other cherries.

(01:31:43):
Coke Cherry awesome, Cherry PEPSI amazing, probably the best of
the cherries. Doctor pepper. Cherry completely up the formula.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Remember vanilla coke.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
That coke is fucking outstanding.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
I was when I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
I I think those came out when we were in
high school.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
My mom would buy the twelve pack and like I
couldn't keep I think it was around earlier than I remember.
It would be gone.

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
I was crushing those bad boys, like six a day immediately.
That's what I'm changing mind away from diet coke. It's
it's it's cherry dr Pepper. That's the fucking worst one.
I'm gonna go with. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
I'm gonna go with Code Red from Mountain or Mountain
Dew code Red and then diet coke, and then Roberts
doesn't even count. Doctor Pepper sucks too. Doctor Pepper's also ass,
just not as ass as.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
The other two that I think. Go back to Georgia.
It's cool there, cool there, nice places.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
I have a job here, lots of stuff. Well, it
would be hard don't have radio in Georgia, the podcast.
I wouldn't have to Steve Harvey's on in Georgia. Such
I had to compete with the harv Man. M I
can't there with all your fake news liberal agenda. All right,
we got a power rankings from Quentin us at Q

(01:32:59):
the ace on on Twitter, and Quentin says, power rank
these Manuary things. So we give us happy Manuary fellows.
By the way, it is our month, all month long.
But he gives us man Witch playoff football, hungry Man
meals the Man Show, and being a chill guy, Pat,

(01:33:19):
you go first.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
I'm happy to go first. Number five, I'm gonna go.
Hungry Man meals great. It's not as good as the
other ones. Yeah, it's nice in little salary steak, fake
fucking meat. It's a nice little meal.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
But it's like we like the the cheap stuff that
you could get, except we have more stuff on our plates.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
It's a big larger Yah. You're a big guy.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
Big dude, and men like to eat.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
So that's number five. Number four, I will go man witch.
What's kodd Manwitch? Very nice? I love it all right,
like these other things. More three being a chill guy.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
Nothing better.

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
It's I mean, most of time I'm a chill guy,
except when I'm not. I do get angry things. But
you know what, even when I'm angry at stuff, I'm
chill about it because I ain't gonna do shit about it. Yep.
I'm just gonna stew in my own angry yep, because
I'm a chill guy. Uh. Number two is The fucking
Man Show. The Man Show was the best. That show
was so fucking awesome for what I'm a dude.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
This is how when I'm an older adult, when I'm
an adult and I grow up, this is how life's
gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
Just being a dude. Girls on trampolines, And.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
That's basically why we all have podcasts.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
Number the Man Show Boy God, I want to be
that kid so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Yeah, girls jumping on trampolines.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
That was cool. He'scky. I fucking love it. And number one.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
Playoffootball.

Speaker 3 (01:34:42):
Playoff football is fucking awesome. Yep, it's football, and you
know what you get. You cherish it even more because
it's almost gone.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
I have a pretty similar rankings. Hungry Man is five
because yeah, like cool, I'm not hating on it, but
it's better like a Swanson's dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
Yeah, everything else he gave us a just like.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
Other stuff's better. The Man Show is four because like
I remember it, but Girls on Trampolines is really.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
If you want to watch it, I've got them all.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
And then three is Man which fuck yeah, dude, Man,
which mondays, I love that part, you're you love man
Witch mondays. During Manuary, everybody should celebrate. And then two
is being a chill guy, because like that's really kind
of like if we're if this is Manuary things, really
part of Manuary is being a chill guy because we're

(01:35:35):
getting out of the way. Our month is dedicated to dudes.
It celebrates dudes, so then everybody else is able to
celebrate all theirs. And then if anybody bitches, we're like, hey, man,
stop bitching about Native American Heritage month. Man, just be
a chill guy. You had Manuary? Like that's the ultimate
chill guy is just like, look, I know Manuay's first,
it's over fast. But here I get to I can

(01:35:58):
get to just be a chill guy and enjoy Manuary.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
I should write Trump a letter. See if you can
get that going next year. Officially, look were an institute.
Manuary is in national how today for a whole month,
January is now Manuary Manuary.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
If you just start calling a month whatever you want,
just like the golf Golf of America Manuary naturally from January. Yep,
Golf of Manue would be sick. So being a chill
guys too. And then one is to playoff football is football? Football?

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
Dude? All right? Robert tell us why I play at football?
Is number five?

Speaker 4 (01:36:28):
I want to go with the Man show number five.
I don't know what that is. Fuck beta misogyny, that's
what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
It was. It was basically massages misogyny. Probably reason why
I am the way I am. Yep, yep, remember Heidi,
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
I'll go man witch number four. Come on, that's like
a sloppy Joe thing, isn't it Yeah? Or a classy
Joseph never liked those. You would have loved the classy
Joseph I had on Monday was fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Proably because the last time you had it you were
a boy. Now you're a man.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
Yeah, you're a man.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
It's Manuary.

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
It's time for us.

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
I'll go hungry man meals number three, play football number
two and being a chill guy number one.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
I don't hate those rankings. I'm shocked that football was
that high on his Manuary was litt low. He gets it.
I think he's just hating on everything below. It is
what it was. He gets the football rocks. He's not
for him, but he understands it. He gets it. He
likes the idea of it more than he actually likes it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:28):
Yeah, the concept of football is cool to him.

Speaker 3 (01:37:30):
I accept those rankings.

Speaker 4 (01:37:32):
Robert, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
That was a good power rankings, Quintin.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
If you got any more power rings, hit us up
at pass the Grady Pod on Twitter or the X
use the hashtag ptg answers, and then just give us
five similarly related things to power rank This is from
fuck I don't know, I got my throat, I keep coughing.
This is from Sebastian Viasciz at CARBALLAC twenty three c

(01:37:56):
A R B A, L A C two three on
X and Sebastian says, what is the proper way to
mark calendars? Do you cross off the day on that
day or do you cross off the day the next day?

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
Next day? I do day of? See I do next day?
I think next day because on day of you have
to see what's written on there. If you cross through
it first thing in the morning, then you might later
on be like, ah shit, what does that say?

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
You just put an X. I can see through an
X yea.

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
Sometimes you know you might the X might go right
through a word messes it up.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
I like it because, like this day has already started.
These are the rest of the days, and what I have.

Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
This thing the day is not complete. You exit off
because it is complete.

Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
So do you guys X out the days?

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
I don't. But like when I was in school and
you had like the trapper Keeper calendars and stuff, I
would just get to school first period.

Speaker 4 (01:38:49):
Because I just do X, one line through, one diagonal
line through.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
See that makes it easy.

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
Then you can do a minimalist very demurror.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
Very demure, very cute.

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
See I do the X. We have one up at work.
You just erase it, just erase whatever it is. It's
in pen it's hard to erase pen. Just I should
just put off a bunch of stickers with my face
on it when it's done.

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
See, like in prison, like or when you're like put
away somewhere, don't they just tally it by the day.
So like that's kind of how I look at it,
Like we're just going along and it's every day. This
is another tally X made it to today.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
I mean, do you know if they're doing that at
the beginning of the day, at the end of.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
The day, at the beginning of the day, because you're like,
here's this day, but the.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
Day is not tone. What are you gonna Are you
gonna tally the day? And then you have to spend
the rest of the day in prison before you get
released that day Yeah Italiate, italianate day you get out,
yeah Italian. And then you get out right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
Away Italian that day. Like I was in this day too.

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
Hey you're paroled. Tally done? Did my time?

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
I think you you do the day of to me?
But I guess I'm getting outvoted on this. Yep, all right,
well whatever, oh for two whatever, dude, whatever, Let's wrap
this up with one final question. It's from Todd Voss
at as Underscore seen Underscore by Underscore TV on Twitter,
and Todd.

Speaker 3 (01:40:10):
Says, would you make a better boomerang? Or Ladle? Ladle, Ladle?
One thing? I would cut my hand too deep, belly
button mouth, hold liquids, a little water out of the
shower every morning.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
Yeah, you literally just talking about this. I mean, if
you threw us, we're not gonna go as far as
we could hold water.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
I'm a I am a shower, Ladle.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Yeah, yeah, so Ladele is the easily would be better?

Speaker 3 (01:40:35):
Lad Also just because like there's no chance of me
coming back if you throw me in the air. There's
not a wind on this planet.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Strong enough hurricane force, not even tornado, and your boy
is soft. There is a tornado twist solid I did.
I finally watched Twisters. Yeah, that ship ripped everybody out
and bought them back. They're not always bottom back.

Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
Got me could have if it did lift me up
in the air and send me one direction. They ain't
gonna send me back. I could throw you back too
much force?

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Yeah, geez, the g force what they call me in
mass Monster. So Ladles, we would we make better ladles
than boomerangs, Todd. That's question solid crop of questions from everybody.
We'll be doing episode six hundred next week, Episode six
HUNDREDF youve got any fun ideas that we could do.
We got to get this room back for next week.

(01:41:25):
Let's just put a reserve side on it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
I don't know, we'll.

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
Figure it out, but have a great rest every week.
I'm at Alex J. Middleton on Twitter, Pats at Matpat,
Dan Roberts at Robert robosas zero three. We are at
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your favorite and least favorite soda. Comment that on the
YouTube and we are. We're working on some stuff to

(01:41:52):
put out the store, and I'll give you maybe you'll
get a little early release present if if we pick
your comment, but give us. We have to agree with them.
So if you have really shitty ones, if you have
a shitty take that, I'm not gonna pick you. I'm
just gonna tell you. I'm just gonna tell That's how
I don't say something stupid like Big Red and don't
tell anybody to die like Pat does or else YouTube
get us in trouble.

Speaker 3 (01:42:12):
Maybe do what you want. You just gotta live with
the consequences.

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
Yeah, I don't know, but yeah, actually built at not
Pat Dean at Robert Bobosa zero three, episode six hundred.
Coming up next week. Let's do the celeb random celebrity guesser.

Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
Who are you going with?

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
I will go with Tim Allen Well buzz Light here himself, Robert.

Speaker 4 (01:42:32):
I will go with Jean Smart with Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks,
who say Jean Smart? Jeans Smart?

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
All right? Who is Jean Smart?

Speaker 2 (01:42:45):
She's in Hacks. It's very hot right now? Who also
ho on? Max Bookie? Pretty funny show, specially Madscaco.

Speaker 3 (01:42:56):
Oh, I've seen clips of that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Good it's good stuff, good stuffy. Here we go random
celebrity generator. We're gonna pick eight random celebs and William Hurt,
Clint Eastwood, Heath, Ledger, Ginger, Rogers, Jessica Tandy, Lucy, lu
Jack Nicholson and Stan Musual Musial Mucile.

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
It's a Hall of Famer Missile on the Greatest.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
I was roommates with his great grandson, Jack Greer. He
has this champ, he has his his ring. Jack lied
about that not even kidding, not even kidding, but we
weren't even close.

Speaker 3 (01:43:34):
Hopefully you guys got yours.

Speaker 2 (01:43:36):
If you did, and you tell me you got yours,
I'm gonna tell you're a fucking lie because I don't
believe anybody that says they got it. Whenever somebody's like you, dude,
I got it. I said this one, they'll d said that. Nadan,
I don't care. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
You gotta comment on on this week's video. You comment
with your guess is for next week? That way we there,
we go.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
That's a good one. That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
We'll believe it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
Then we'll believe it, but we won't really, we won't really,
all right, guys, Yes, love you guys, talked to you
on episode six hundred. Have a great recipe week. Fuck
the Eagles They're cursed until we talk to you next time.
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