Pass The Gravy #600: The Sixtennial

The guys talk about football, snow, and volcanoes. They also power rank cold weather animals and try and figure out how to get Pat to stop falling asleep while driving.

Follow the show on X/twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, Powder Top and Lead spreads as we listen, it's
a past.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
The Gray Grave.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
We go and fishing for your bitch today with Chunk
and Houston Houston Baby. Now we go ahead and let
Campbill get risch today, Ni's.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Bitch Gravy, Gravy, Gravy game.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
What is going on? Everybody Happy gravy Day. It's Alex
pat and Bobby Jokes. Welcome to episode number six hundred
of Past the Gravy.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I can't tell if you put more feeling into that
because it was six hundred or just because nobody's in
the office so you can be louder b.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
That's what's happening. We're back in the conference room. We're
in the big conference room because no one's at work
because there's ice.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
And shit everywhere. I'm ahead of the table. Yeah, you're
head of the table.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
But uh, it is the six hundredth episode of Past Gravy,
the sixth tenn yel if I may.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
When did I start like two fifty? I don't remember.
I started episode one fucking one up or over.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Actually I started when we were doing like test podcasts
that no one heard.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
That was just you playing grand theft auto. Well, that
was how we started.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
We like, we should start a podcast, but then we
like practice as we do when they start a podcast,
we should probably run a couple. Yeah, let's run through
a couple. Listen back and see if it's awful. And
it was, so let's keep doing this though, and then
we were like, let's white confidence. After two or three
or four of those, we just pulled the trigger out
of like, let's.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Release them and now look at us.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I would have thought eleven twelve years later, going on
year twelve, fucking we're a bunch of losers.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Do you know the date of the first episode when
that came out home? I can find it. It's gonna
take a second. I feel like something should I should
have asked, yeah, beforehand, it'll take a second. It could
have actually figured out the anniver it was like three
days ago. We just missed the anniversary because nobody pays
attention to it.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
It may have been though, I think I just got
like a notification that was like, oh, I give you
past the gravy, And that was basically me introducing it
to people as giving them the link to it. I
don't know, but yeah, what was uh? What do you
remember when you started, Robert.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
I think it was I know it was twenty seventeen.
I believe it was either March or April twenty seventeen.
I can't remember what episode specifically. I think it was
like one fifty something.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Because you kind of came on as like, hey, I
do video. Would you like me to video the podcast?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
And I was like, you mean like Joe Rogan And
then you did that for a little bit and I
realized it was cool that we had a video element
of the pod and was like, all right, you wanna
you just join the crew.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I do miss asking Robert things just so we had
to stand up from the couch and walk over to
the microphone. That was Yeah, that was always fun.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
We've had a bunch of different iterations of this.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm still all days, wheezy barking in the background scrolling
back on one episode, be crushing somewhere between six and
fourteen beers during every podcast.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah you beer mid episode number one January twenty second,
twenty fourteen or January twenty two, twenty fourteen. No way,
we're literally eleven eleven years the anniversary.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Wow, what like you're saying last so hard?

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Now January twenty second, twenty fourteen passed Gravy number one,
thrift Shops and little People.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
That was the episode. Whatever we just started to do,
like if you just look back at like if you
still have the prep sheets from any of those, I
just start I was gonna say, just start recycling when
talk about the same shit you talked about eleven years ago. No,
see how your opinions have changed since becoming a father.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
And then we had to take a lot of those
down because it had copyrighted music and so you can't
really get those.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
That would have been great if the first one was
taken down, so we could never get the date January
trace January twenty one.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
It is taken down because it got copyright infringed. But
I just like, I can see you upload January. Well,
I'm glad you asked that. January twenty second, twenty fourteen
was the first episode and it is January twenty second,
twenty twenty five, and we're fucking still chuck.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
How about us? How about us?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Happy sixten y old everybody, It's not about It's not
all about us though, It's about you guys and gals
and things that we saw on the internet and in
our lives that we're going to talk about today. I
want to start off with as I was waiting for
you guys to get here, I was scrolling through the
interwebs and somebody was doing one of those helpful cooking
videos where they told you, like, dude, did you know

(04:36):
that you can make scrambled cookies? And they were putting
cookie dough in a pan and then just like scrambling it.
What if you just threw the cookie and you just
smashed into a bunch of pieces. That's exactly what you're doing.
Is that the real crumble cookie? It just crumbles?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Maybe? Maybe? I mean, like, yeah, you can do I
guess actually that would be a better way if you're
just gonna throw it on top of ice cream.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, it's like the person that did you see the
one with.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
The deconstructed fucking cookie ice cream?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Did you know that instead of flipping your egg, you
can do this and they just take the egg out
like that the egg on the skillid, Well, they just
basically take it out on the what's the spatula and
then they flip the pan the other way and then
they put it in as so you flipped it, you
just flipped the pan, not the food, you fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, this is a dumber way to do it.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
If you could just throw cookies on the ground and
then they're scrambled cookies, but if you also mash them
up in the pan, it's scrambled cookies.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Okay, now I'm hungry. Cookies are always good anyways, but yeah,
these are always so brownies. O. I did the thing
that I like to do where I ate the last
brownie out of the pan, left it in the fridge.
She's like, why did you do it? I didn't feel
like washing the pan. It happens. It happens. It's just
one of my little piece of shit things that I

(05:55):
like to do from time to time to make myself laugh.
Women love that. And when she meant that means you
really got to. You should definitely do that to Emma.
I'm sure she'll be really appreciative. Will not do that?
You don't do that? All right?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
This is the pre compstaver. But let's keep rolling though.
I notice if I found a match book that was
on the ground when I was walking my dog earlier
in the week, and it had a restaurant on it.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
And it just looked cool as fuck.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
What happened to giving away matchbooks at restaurants as just freebies?
I know they have the mints there. I know people
smoke less, that's it.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
People don't smoke anymore. But matchbooks are cool as fuck.
They're awesome.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
It's like, hey, do you like our establishment and also
like setting fire to things? Well, these are for you.
You know, I had a great steak at X named Steakhouse,
but I also do want to start a little a
little fire on this trash can.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, cool, good, ready to go. You don't need it
when lighting a cigarette. The only people that use the
murder guys that smoke cigars. And if your cigar guy,
chances are you have one of those really nice sliders.
Probably it's like a torch lighter.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
But I think that they were given as like the
matchbook was basically for an after dinner cigarette. Instead of
having to get somebody to light it, you just say,
oh cool, Well in that match.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Nobody spokes anymore. You don't need a you don't need
a match for a vape. We should make past the
baby matchbooks.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Hell yeah, I would use them all the time. I
mean I would like just just wasting them. Most of
the time people don't use them.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Striking matches is awesome.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, and you don't ever get to do it enough anymore.
I could use it all the time at the restaurant people,
Do you have a lighter? No, but I've got matches.
Let me carry matches on you for you. That would
be really funny to just be that, Oh yeah, especially
because you actually do have to do that sometimes.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
All the time. Service, Do you have a lighter? I'm like, no,
you're supposed to. It's part of your uniform. You have
to light candles. Every time you have to light a candle.
We can't have you go into every fucking server in
the restaurant. Do you do you have a letter? Do
you have a letter?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
You should have just a flame, an eternal flame going
on all the time.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Half the time we just light something from the stove.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, that's usually it's called a pilot light. That's what
the eternal has.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, I guess that is. It's a really good observation.
But together, I know, I'm quite observant.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Sometimes match books are cool as fuck, though, and I
just kind of wanna I want to start collecting them.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
They make me want to smoke. They don't even make
me want to smoke. It just makes me want to well,
not like cigarettes. I want to just get some cigars.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
And then what's always cool is in all the movies
when they start fire somewhere, like when they burn on
an establishment down or whatever like that, they do the
light and then they put the one lighter or the
one the one match and then they put it on
all the rest of the matches and then fold that
bad boy over and throw it and that's gonna be
such a big fire.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Just smoking is so cool. Everything that goes fires cool.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Well, yeah, smoking and fire cool things and.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Not cool. I think about him smoking cigarette. He was
the coolest fucking guy ever.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Like, I know that they're say like cigarettes are bad,
but they look cool as fuck?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Can we just make cigarettes the art bad? Is there
a way any cigarettes? No?

Speaker 3 (09:01):
But like because all the health things aside, smoking looks cool. Yeah,
smoking looks super fucking cool. You get a leather jacket
and you're smoking. That's the coolest fan town.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Can we just get like dude, you know it would
be awesome. I'd be profing cigarettes. I'm hungover as shit.
Let me just go fucking burg. I don't hate that.
I like how can we get medicine into cigarettes instead
of nicotine and tobacco.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
They have goodies headache powder. You just you just swallow
it with some water. But they'd be funny if they
just put it in like a cigarette and you just
you just blow the dust, but you inhale some of it.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
It would be so cool. But then they'll be they'll
make Kilds start smoking cigarettes again. How about we just
get the cigarette industry to just pivot into medicine. They're
already losing money. They've got vapes. Go to vapes and medicine.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, what if And here's what I'm not.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I'm not we're talking to you. I'm not like you know,
medicine guy.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
But if I was a medicine guy, I would just
make cigarettes that cured cancer instead.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Of caused him. Now that's an idea.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
What if we did that. Oh you have cancer, Well,
here have these cigarettes. But that's bad. No, not these, no, no.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
No. On Monday, I was or Tuesday, I was pretty
hungover from the National Championship, and I remember thinking later
on in the day, much later than I should have,
I should probably take some ibuprofen. And then I never
did because it was upstairs, and I didn't want to
go get it. If I had a fucking pack of
cigarettes with ibuprofen, and I definitely would have gone for that,
especially when it's nice and cold outside like that keep

(10:29):
you warm. Fucking smoking at dart while looking at the.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Snow, Yeah, that would be really sick and just so.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
And you look like you could smoke cigarettes right now.
You just have a cigarette guy looking yeah in the
hood beanie hoodie, Like, do I look like a hipster?
This not hipster? You look very Northeastern to me, Like
you look like you could be in Boston, right, Okay,
just a fucking Northeast, average white guy, dirt bag one
last a day there, well, last the day there. You

(10:57):
look like you could be in uh Colombia, Columbia. Yeah, Pat,
if you're one white guy in Columbia.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Robert, if you were had to just explain to somebody
that's listening in the audio only version, go to YouTube
dot com slash pass here podcast a good check off, what.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Would you add? Describe Pats?

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Describe Pat's outfit to somebody that's only listening in audio.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Yeah, so it kind of looks like the Mexican animal blankets.
But but there's a bald eagle and nat I didn't
see the wolf there.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
I didn't see the eagle.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
And there's like some geometric patterns on the side.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, it's like an Aztec blanket that had a fever
dream in Mexico and found its way down to Columbia.
And Robert got a hood and when I put the
hood down, it completely covers my eyes and I feel
like a like a villain. You look like a villain.
It's great. It's very comfortable. Though. My buddy, I've been
just waiting for an excuse to wear this for like
a year, since my buddy bought it for me in Columbia.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I got pat from the lobby and he was just
sitting there wearing this thing.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, he just starts. He just started laughing. He's he's
with me, that guy. Sorry. I mean, I feel like
people they ask you for it's basically about no.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
The woman down there knows me better, say you look
like in that outfit? I bet I need to see
some ID. I don't know what you have, but it's.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Nice and warm. It's like a blanket. I'll wear it
inside when it's cold at night. It doesn't really cover
my toes. Though, so that's kind of a problem when
it's super cold. How long is it?

Speaker 3 (12:30):
It goes to a model it give us a spin,
Give us a spin, YouTube dot com such past podcast
subscribe Okay, okay, so like, yeah, that's a pretty good fit,
like almost down to your knees.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, it goes to about the knee. Actually, well a
lot of the time I just use it as a blanket,
like I'm not wearing it.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
I just throw it on my legs kind of one
get one.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
So the the badside was was he had brought like
three back but and I think one of them was
a it was like power Rangers or something. It was
so cool, but he had already promised that one to
his brother in law. I think he's the kids. No, no,
he doesn't have any kids. Uh yeah. I basically would
you bring me something? And best friend since the fourth

(13:09):
grade and he grew up and I never did so
I'm his child now. No, Like it's super awesome, But
next time he goes down, I'm gonna be like, I
need you grab me that power Ranger one D he
had to go with it. Two. Well, that's what the
hood is for. That's true. That's true.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
What are they called I feel like I can just
look it looks like it's basically a poncho with a
hood on it. Okay, that's what it is. I don't
know why it's Colombian. Well, I guess, you.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Know, people travel. It's not that weird that Colombia would
have probably not that crazy. Yeah, people still't make the trip.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
People be traveling, you know what I'm saying, be caravaning
up that way, because I mean, that is what ponchos for.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
I mean, I just have never had an excuse to
wear it outside in public. And I was like, well,
on a day when only two people are gonna see me,
I can't think of a better time. No, I like it. It
was a choice. And to celebrate the six tennial. Yeah,
it's my anniversary fit. I started doing that and making
fashion fucking choices.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
You need to do that, and then you still need
to make those get ready with Me videos. All right,
get ready with me for we're going out. We're gonna
get do record a podcast. So today I'm gonna go
meet up with my friends Alex and Robert and we're
gonna be talking about the inauguration of Donald Trump. And
so I've got to have my fit games strong. So
I started my morning with my coffee obviously. Then I

(14:30):
took a big shit, and then I went to my
closet and all my stuff is dirty still, so I
had to go dig through my dirty clothes. And then
I had to go so throw something in the dryer
with a dryers shed to make sure that it smelled
like it was clean. And then oh my god, I
found this pond show that my friend gave me from Columbia.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Look at this. Oh my god, it's so cute. Thanks
you for getting ready here with me this morning.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
That's Pat with the PTG shirt underneath. You know, gotta
be repping somebody. Just like edit the part with Pat's
spinning and then just put that audio around it and
then just we'll put it on TikTok and then get
ready with Pat, get right with me.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Gotta end it with the duck face peace sign.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Anyway, thanks for watching.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
If there's anything I know about fashion, it's you gotta
you gotta duck face kiss the camera at the end.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, that's definitely not old stuff. I feel like that's
when they know we're millennials.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
We gotta we got a oldest shit before him it
came across the list of songs that turned twenty this year,
and it was like first album there was like a
disturbed Breaking Benjamin or Breaking Benjamin might have been the
fifteen year one, but either way. I just texted my
friends the Lincoln. I was like, guys, we're old as
fuck now. Yeah. We were fifteen with the whole world

(15:35):
in front of us and so much promise. Now we're
on cholestero medicine. We are not well? You are? I
don't that you don't go to the doctor? No, I hey,
un tell something hurts bad enough. I'm good.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Pat stands with Luigi, Right, you think get many to
the healthcare system?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Nah? Man, that ain't my bag, Will.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Said, match boxes scrambled. Oh, I have a solution for landfills.
Just just throw trash in volcanoes. Why does that like?
Can you not just put a bunch of trash in
a volcano and then guess what, It melts it and
then it's the same thing as just burning it, So
what it looks cool? The environmentalists will not be too

(16:21):
happy with you. They don't know what's inside a volcano lava. Yeah,
they know it melts it, so don't go in there.
Then you're still releasing all the stuff into the atmosphere.
And you want more holes in the ozone? Is that
what you want?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Enough? I got enough. I mean, l's just gonna have
fucking no ozone.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Just gae mean gaping that ozone.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Get some giant gloves, just stretch that hole open.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
But if you just took like bulldozers from a landfill
and just threw it into a volcano, It's like, guess
what we don't have now landfills?

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Why don't we just dig back of holes? We did?
Do that? Do it again? Because trash is Is this
what we're trying to buy greenland? Maybe a lot of
empty sp like Northern Canada, like way up there north,
all that land that's just frozen, fucking thought out a
little bit, dig some big g ass holes spelled the
trash in there. Canada is not even using the land.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
There's plenty of unused then there. And I'll ask you too.
I'll ask you too.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
What if you so, you know the garbage island that's
just floating in the middle, was it Atlantic Pacific wherever
it is all the time? What if we just kept
adding to it? Told there was so much trash that
it became a land mass and then we could build
on top of it. That's Howaii was built. I was
gonna say we called it Atlantis, oh, because it was
floating on trash. Good chance it'll sink again. True, and
then we can have like actual historical documents of how Atlantis.

(17:49):
Dude to think about, we would just build a casino
out there. It'd be so sick.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
But what if they just had a garbage volcano? Just
like what is that? That's Mount Trash. We'd throw our
trash in that.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Also, then you're gonna send the trash all the way
to where there are volcanos.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
You just pay somebody hazard pay to be a fucking
garbage man, and that's awesome. We're raising raising the economy,
getting people money there.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Any way we can like manufacture a volcano. It's gotta
be like that way. We don't have to You don't
have to ship the trash to get vinegar and baking cider.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Right.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
That's where I learned in like second grade. I mean,
all the drilling and tapping that we do into like
natural gas and stuff, we should be able to go
low enough to get some magma and just fucking tap
until it comes up. Yeah, just get rid of this trash.
What was that movie where like a giant volcano popped
up in la and destroyed everything. Well, I mean, hell
twenty twelve. What if we just waited till every year
when the fires happened in California, we just throw the

(18:42):
trash on that fire. I'm not I'm just saying, if
the fire is gonna be there anyway, why don't we
just throw trash in it?

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah, because like it looks cooler going into a volcano,
and then it's like a volcano you don't really think about. Yeah,
it might be bad for the environment, but it looks
worse for the environmenthere I can see the trash piling up.
Volcanoes are just like a big trash can. They're basically
asking you to put stuff in it.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Just find it a very poor country with lots of volcanoes,
and we'll give them the contract. Back in the day,
I bet you fuck volcanoes because what's this hornment? But
like give them some money for it.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Just just yeah, just volcano it up nine down.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
I was surprised by you. You know me, I don't
give a fuck about the environment.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
My last landfill solution was just launching it all into space,
which I still don't think.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Is it no idea?

Speaker 3 (19:31):
But if you're just trying to get rid of it,
just throw it in a volcano, like.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
If we just put a giant net around the landfill,
put it on one of Elon's rockets. Fucking set it
up there. Done, set it right at the Sun.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, then it melts, blows up, even.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Because he can land it. We get the rocket up there,
we slingshot it, it releases it. It all starts flying towards
the Sun and it just comes.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Back in like two thousand years. I'll get to the
Sun and then oh, no, it's pollution. It's gonna be
bad for the Earth.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
No it's not. You know, it's bad for mercury. I
got a fuck about mercury. Mercury, stupid Mark Creek and
fuck off, didn't do anything. It's super hot and super
cold at the same time. Pick one.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
It gets in retrograde. I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, the only thing gives dumb astrology girls ship to.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Talk about and poisons people like, which is when.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Astrology girls figure out that they can start podcasts, it's over.
But they already have bud. I refuse to believe it.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
You just don't listen to those. Yeah, if it doesn't
affect me, it doesn't exist. That's why we made pass
gad it doesn't exist.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
It doesn't affect me. What'd you bring in for the
PREAKM segment I had. Everyone's been talking about how bad
like the weather has been, Like, it's super cool. I
hate when it's cool.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
You know.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
The worst thing about the cold is what when it's
cold enough and I have to drive with my heater
on in my car, I get really sweepy. It's really
hard driving when I'm super cozy in my car, and
then then all I have to open my windows. No,
I just want to take a nap. Yeah, Like on
the drive here, like halfway here, I was like pretty

(21:02):
sleepy right now. I was like, I hope I can
get the energy back up before we go to start
going because I'm not gonna make it. You boy, wanted
a nap halfway through as I was driving down the highway.
Don't know if you know this not a great place
to take a nap. Probably not, especially with like ice
and stuff on the road. Yeah, seventy miles an hour
with unsafe road conditions, not a great time. For naps. Yeah,

(21:24):
so we got to figure out a way to heat
up my car without making it warm.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, there is that point where it just gets too
hot and like, now I want it quick.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Oh well, I have to put it up to eighty.
You ever had eighty degrees inside your car? Not comfortable?

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, then I gotta turn it down and all the Yeah,
I'm wearing a poncho. I just don't turn the heat
on because then it fogs up everything, and then you
have to play that game or You're figuring out how
to defog everything. And I'm like, no, we're just gonna
get cold and we'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I thought that heat got rid of the fog depending
on See, I just have it on the feet. I
don't have it on the windshield. Okay, that windshield only
happens when the windshield is fogged up. Then you hit
it with heat for a minute, Yeah, and then it's done.
The sleepy car rides, that's that's the worst part. Other
than that. I love the cold weather fall Honestly, while
driving is bad, very bad. Robert, you got anything for us.

(22:19):
I'm glad to have water.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
We have an old house, so our landlords they ask
us when it gets freezing like this to always turn
it off for water. So turn it off Monday night
and add it on a little bit on Tuesday, like
for a few hours when it got above freezing, but
then turn it back on for up until maybe twelve today,

(22:42):
just like let things defrost. Because where our nobby is
to turn the water on, it doesn't get sunlight, so
it's always tough to like turn it back on because
that the knob gets frozen. Last year I had to
like heat up some water on the stove and like
throw it at it so I could you defrosted and
be able to.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Turn it It sucks. Yeah, luckily you didn't have to
do it this year.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Could have just hit it with some matches, dude, thinking
about that, some past de baby matches hold that bad
boy under that. Maybe that's why I do in my car,
I just start striking matches as I'm driving.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Seems dangerous. That seem dangerous. I'll just throw it out
the window if you ship now I'm still in Texas though.
Can't mess with Texas Texas now. If I had a
volcano outside my car, fuck dude.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
So I'm telling you, volcanoes are really like the solution
after Pompeii the o US.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Do you ever smoke out a volcano? Yeah, a little volcano?
Yeah cool, such a waste of money. Whoever, I was
always like, yeah, I'll smoke it. Never gonna buy one,
so dump. Yeah it's one hundred and twenty dollars. You know.
You see again, I.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Bought a pipe from the gas station for two dollars.
Does the same thing, volcano. Glad you have water though, Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Good, that's good. Yeah, you gotta have water because you
don't want to be you know, can't shower you're stinky? Yeah,
at work, nobody wants to be stinky.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah no, But now you can layer up so much
you can't really tell if somebody's stinky.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
That's true. You ever like layer up so much and
then you get like home and your undressing, you're like,
did not realize my balls were sweating that much today? Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, But like I was talking to you guys about
this before we started recording, where like I don't have
like a heavy winter coat or anything. And it was
in the twenties today, which I get for a lot
of place isn't all that cold. It's in Texas, and
we aren't prepared for anything that's below freezing. So yeah,
it was cold, but I was just like, all right,

(24:41):
I'm gonna do long sleeve shirt, hoodie jacket on top
of hoodie beanie and like that was just pretty much
what I did all week.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Did you see anyone online being like, why don't we
have like snowplows and like trucks to ice or to
salt the roads? And they did't see people bitcheah because
that's not in the budget. Why why would we pay
to have all that shit when we're gonna use it
once every three years.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
We're worried about flooding most of the time. Yeah, and
that's where our money goes too.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, New York they've got that stuff, makes sense. Lots
of ice, lots of snow up there. They probably don't
have a lot of like flood protection because it doesn't happen. No,
just stupid people. Yeah, it was. It was weird, but
it was crazy. It just like it wasn't just texted.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
It was like Louisiana, Florida, Alabama, all like the southern states.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
We're getting some snow Monday morning. A dude who works
for the building where the restaurant is, he was like
coming by and like throwing salt all over the ground,
which was very nice. But then like I had like
nine customers said ice all over the outside. You think
if there was ice in front of every fucking door
to the restaurant, I wouldn't have swept it away. By
now you should have said yes, yeah, no, we just

(25:50):
wanted every customer to break their neck. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
And also by being nice by putting salt down, you mean,
also by preventing being sued.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah. The guy came in after it. He didn't speak
any but he was just like trying to tell me.
It was like, are you the manager? And I'm like yeah,
it was. I was like, yeah, I was salt. I
appreciate I know what you're doing. And then finally someone
came by and like translated in the like yeah, he
said he's putting down salt. Some people didn't slip. I
was like, yeah, I got that.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yeah, he pointed adult and then he showed me what
he was doing, and I was able to take those
context clues.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I was like, is he asking me to pay him?
And they're like no, he's from the building. I was like,
then what is go?

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Like yeah, cool, thanks buddy, like not trying to be
a dick, but this is a conversation that needs to happen.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
He's just trying to tell people like that he was
being a good guy. I saw him putting down salt
for twenty minutes, and I didn't go out and tell
him to stop. I kind of figured out what he
was doing. I just been putting cocaine down. That'd be
very wasteful. It was all and it was crazy, big rocks.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Yeah, all right, Well that was our pre com segment.
It was a weird pre com segment. But we'll keep
We'll keep on trucking. Let's get into the Comeback Kids segment.
That definitely won't get weirder with this week. It's brought
to you by pass the Gravy Picks. Pat, how'd you
do last week? Past three picks, we picked football games
for the NFL every week.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
I'm not doing well right now. I'm oh and six
over the last two weeks. My regular gambling is even worse.
I think I looked up going into the National Championship,
I was nine and one on my last ten bets.
That's bad. Yeah, not good at all.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
It was.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Not going good. Just take a night off, that's all
you gotta do is? Oh, I yah, a couple.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
But on the NFL season, Pat is thirty one, thirty
one and one. I am thirty seven, twenty five and one.
We have conference championship weekend and then we have the
super Bowl that is six picks remaining. Pat is six
picks behind me.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
This is really it. I'm pretty statistically fucked at the.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Statistically but not mathematically.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
What happens if we tie? Then I don't know. We
don't know what he does the thing. Do we just
have to pick like a random then Robert picks weeks?
Or do we do like a one hockey slate? We
have to pick every game that day and no Robert
picks the punishment we both have to do. That's fair.
And then he tells us on the spot that week,

(28:13):
right after the super Bowl, it's not gonna happen. I'm
gonna lose. Ye.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Pat has to go. He has to go six and
oh I have to go in six. But yeah, I
can put him away this weekend. Are we doing a
bet like we've We've not decided on one. I feel
like many many moons ago we talked about a bumper
sticker bet. Sure loser has to have I get to
pick any bumper sticker. You would get to pick any

(28:39):
bumper sticker that the loser has to drive around with
on their car for a year.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
No, it's a full year full Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Okay, well I've already told you I'm not putting like
rival team on their choice.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
What happens if I take it off, we put it
back on, he just keep driving by the restaurant bumper
stickering Like, oh.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Then I put multiple on. I'll cover your car bumper stickers.
I would rather you give me like the you know,
the cars and it goes both ways, where you know
which way they vote because they've got forty six bumper
stickers on the back, and tell you I would rather
go with that than go with like having a Chicago
Bears bumper.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Stick Okay, what if I was like, instead of doing
a Chicago Bears bumper sticker, you have to have six
political ones, but they're small.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I mean, yeah, I would rather do that than just
just pick one that's not fucking Bears, Yankees or any
team you hate.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
I get six small political stickers that I could also substitute.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
I don't think you were gonna go that way anyway.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Probably wasn't I would go political anyways, just because I
would like you, I don't know, I.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Feel like I have some idea of where to go.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
But if you guys have any really, just like, give
me a Ralph Nader No, that's like, no, that's harmless.
A honk if your horny one would be funny, because
that would get really annoying if people do it, then
you makes you look like a tool the whole time
with the honk of your horny one. Hey, ladies, let
me see those hooters.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
What if we put trucknuts on my Corolla? Trucknuts would
have been a good vine. But see that that wouldn't
even bother me. I would just so that's not a punishment. Yeah,
I trust you. I think you'll you'll come up with
something good.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
But if anybody listening or watching this has any ideas
for a bumper sticker, like I want something just really
stupid that pat hass to drive around with this fucking guy.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
We made a pro Seria bumper sticker co Exist. Just
do one of those.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Got this guy, the guy that just flipping me off
in traffic's driving a Coexist bumper sticker on his car.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Piss off everyone, big Oh look, it's got the Palestinian symbol,
it's got the Jewish symbol, it's got every symbol. Somebody's
gonna get mad regardless. Dude.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, no, we should do like a Palestine Israel line,
and it's just house divided, a car divided.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
The fucking two hands.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Right, we'll figure something out. But bumper sticker bet is
what we're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah, yeah, all right, I'm gonna have a bumper sticker
on my car for you.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Great, or I could possibly yeah, no, I guess no,
I can't.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
You can't it's just just for me. Or Robert picks
a bumper sticker for I guess technically Robert could give
us both a bumper sticker. Robert could give us should
give you two bumper stickers. Now, I got to think
about that. I also think it'd be finning to make
Pat take the s a t. I mean, I think
I think it's like, when the time comes, we just

(31:30):
figure out what's funny. Maybe next year. Let's not wait
till conference championship.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
And every time I try and bring up the two
pay bet, you were like, no, we can't do you
would bring up a fucking bet where like for you
you're in radio, it doesn't matter me.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
I'm in a restaurant every day. My boss already told
me the other day. He's like, all right, managers have
to start dressing better. So I don't think that's gonna
go over better. You said dress better, and I have hair.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
That I can style it now. I look at the stylers.
I look, you could really rely style it one way.
I would say it would really improve your look.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I just got like nine wigs.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Think how warm you would have been this week? Dude,
that's problem.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
The rest of the time, I'm just sweating under a
two pay, which is probably how it will be in
a week. I still think it'd be really funny with
the pat is a two pay. And I did say
I do frosted tips. That doesn't mean anything to you,
it does. What are you talking about it? I'm on camera.
Most people aren't seeing the camera.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
People look at it thousands of yea.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Do we need to do it? Put like in this
portion of slideshow of all the different ways you've looked
since you've joined the radio. So your look now solid
most of your other looks, you look like an absolute
jack called fashion. Like look at you wearing a poncho.
This is just getting a fit off, dude. No, I'm
talking about like when you got choked out by Tito.
Your hair then was.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Ridiculous, high and tight. It was ridiculous high and tight
before that, when you had just the long hair, ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
You could be like that too. With a two pay
you could be a different Pat every day. Are you happy? Pat?
Are you sad? Pat? Are you surfer? Pat? Be like
a black girl? You have no idea what my actual
hair looks like. Everything is a wig.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yeah, that's really kind of what I want.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
We'll figure something out.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
We've said that, like bumper stickers, probably what it's gonna be.
We're gonna do bumper stickers. So give me weird, cringey, awkward, weird,
bad bumper stickers and I'll pick the best one and
then put that on, and then I'll announce it when
I pick it. But we'll see if pa get's elimined
this week.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah, we'll know by probably Sunday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
At Gravy Gambles on Twitter, where the X give us
a follow, we tweet all of the bets we put
every every day out there, and then we do tweet
those on Saturdays.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
And Sundays during the playoffs, and.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Then you can also just see it on our Instagram
and our Facebook at past Grade Pod.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
All right, let's move on to the comeback Kids segment,
or we tell you what's back.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
It's the come back kid, Comeback of the week, come
Back kid of the week, bitch. All right, snow is back.
We are kind of talked about it a little bit.
But it snowed in Houston, which is like a huge deal.
Everybody didn't go into work really, or a lot of

(34:19):
people just got off of work in school and all
of that, and then people that had hills around them
were getting to slide down hills on sleds with whatever
they could find. I know people have been in the
norther An shitting on us. We get like two days
of this every seven eight years. Just let us enjoy
it a right, chill the fuck out. Don't be dicks.
Usually it freezes and it's not fun. Now we got

(34:40):
a little bit of the snow, which was fun for
a day, and now it just gets to be gross
and icy and bad snow. But Pat, you did not
go out of it at all, really.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
A little bit.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
You're playing it because I told you the National Championship
was Monday.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, Notre Dame played. Notre Dame lost. I drank an
entire bottle of whiskey and stayed up till five am
watching old baseball movies, so I didn't wake up until
two the next day. Eventually I made my way outside
just to go to the grocery store and buy some stuff.
But uh, yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
I mean, I just I wasn't really in a snow
mood after my team just lost the National championship. You know,
I don't think that counts as like going out in it.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
You didn't. You just went outside, you didn't. True, I
didn't play in it at all. Yeah, it was who
am I gonna play with? I'm gonna go outside and
just fucking play by myself. Coco, Coco not not. She's
not a big fan of snow no, no, see.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
I just played with Weezy mostly, and I took my
daughter and my wife out there. But I played with
Weezy more of the time. You chase me, I'll chase you,
and she just like fuck yeah, got to the zoom.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
He's look at it. I enjoyed it. That's all I needed.
I just needed the looks.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
And Weezy likes, uh, she's playing ball and snowballs. She
has another difference. She was going and trying. It was
really funny was I'd make a snowball and I'd throw
it and Weezy would go chase after it, but she's like, fuck,
I can't tell a difference between the ball and the snow.
Oh ship, I'll just sniff for it. Oh fuck, it
smells like snow. All smells like snow. And that would

(36:05):
always Those are really funny, Like end up doing that
every single time. And then she come back to me like,
let's call make.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
An eye on It's Wheezy and Robert not being told
the difference between snow and balls. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Yeah, And then I was just throwing it to it
and she would try and eat it.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
My buddy would send me videos of his boxer just
absolutely bamboozled by the snow. Yeah, I had no idea
what was.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Going sticking their nose in it and what the fuck
is this?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
I mean, box is already dumber breed. Yeah, they look
confused by every breed. Yeah, oh they're so great, but
not the brightest in the box. No, so just absolutely
their confusion level goes from normally it's at like an eight.
It was at a full ten m. They the head
the sidehead move. Yeah, George had no idea.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
What was Yeah, Robert, you were out there playing it.
I saw you made a snow man.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah. Taking pictures, cute pictures.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah, it seems like a perfect opportunity to get some pictures, like,
get get some good pictures.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Take my camera out. Yeah, good pictures. Pat did you
say any pictures? Uh? Yeah. When I woke up at
two and I saw my friends had old taking pictures,
I took one through my window upstairs outside and then
I took one of my car with like two inches
on top of it, whether before I cleaned it. Not

(37:16):
a big picture guy anymore, You're not. Yeah, neither's my brother.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Like I I just take some pictures of some things,
like they don't have to be for you to post online,
but like just to have the memory.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
I started just a couple of years ago. I wanted
to be My New Year's resolution was to be like
a playlist guy. So I was like, honest, create a
bunch of like summer playlist, pool playlists out like hanging
out at at a camp playlist And I had ten
different categories and then every time I hear so, I'm like,
this would be good for this, this would be good
for this. And I've done that for three years and
it's awesome because I have a fuckload of playlist now

(37:51):
that I can be Oh, what's the mood I can
go with this?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Are we hanging out? Is it low key? Is it
high key? Okay? Cool? I have all the stuff for that.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
And I did that with folders for pictures too, so
I was just like family, me and my wife, and
then when my daughter was when we found out my
wife was pregnant, I made one already for that. For
like ultrasounds, I have one with Weezy, I have memes
ones and it's like super easy, just like boom, throw
this and there, boom, throw this in there, throw this
in there, and then you look Google let back looking

(38:18):
for it, like I need a picture of me and
my wife for it's like our anniversary.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Here's one hundred and fifty of them that you've just
quickly done over however long you've been doing that.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
That's a little little hack.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Make some that you think like just family ones, ones
that you and whoever you're with, or anything like that.
If you had a kid. One folders are easy and
then you don't have to keep going and scrolling. Yeah,
and like it's also really good, like you know, not
to get dark a little bit. But like family member
passes away, like then you have all these photos of.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Them, like yeah, all one place.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Yeah, Like Sam's mom, she took a bunch of photos.
And when we were cleaning out her stuff after she passed,
like it was just really nice being able to see
photos of her and photos that she took of the
kid and everyone, Like it was really nice.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
You kind of get to see like a little bit
of like a snapshot in their mind a little bit. Yeah,
maybe gone, but like, oh, this is what she thought
of this when she took this flower a picture And
she thought about this when she took a picture of this.
That's a cool way to think of it. So yeah,
take the pictures, dude.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I mean mine downside is I just always assume, ah,
somebody else will do it. Yeah, it's like my group chat,
like we have pictures of it. But it's like like
when we all went to Vegas or stuff like that,
everyone else is taking pictures. I was like they got it.
That kind is the truth of the dudes. Usually were
your party. I've got a bunch of them on my
phone from that. I don't think I took any of those,
but I think we had like ten of them. I

(39:35):
feel like, oh yeah, there's ten of them of just
me with the blow up call.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
And there was really one point where we were like, hey, anybody,
we should do a big group picture and it was
only on a boat, and then we just did the
group picture, and then I think we took a couple
more after that, but there was really one big group
picture because we weren't gonna do that the rest of
the time. And then girls would be like, we got
a post for this, do this, do this, do this.
So yeah, guys are just not as good about it.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Yeah. Usually that's what it is, like, guys get together,
we'll take one group photo maybe, or like if somebody's
being a jackass, other people will like you see. For
my friends, it's videos we video each other being idiots, right,
Not a lot of pictures though, And it's the kind
of videos you can't really share either.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
This is what we talked shit in the group chat. Yeah,
lou are you doing this idiot?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Like there was one of me and my buddy rapping
in some sort of salute, you know, like we don't
want to put that on. No, there was one Me
and my buddy got really drunk and we were wrestling
and after a while, no, we'll actually being passionate. That's
where I'm going with it. I got tired because I'm
very out of shape and he's not. So then after
a while I just kind of like rolled over and

(40:41):
like I don't know why, but like my butt was
in the air and he stood over me and just
smacked my ass and celebration of winning. That one still
gets shared quite a bit in bed.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
But snow, snow is back. It's a little sad watching
it melt. Yeah, but like now I'm just like, hurry
up and melt so. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
But you can just see all the patches everywhere that
don't ever get any sun. Yeah you see where the shot. Yeah,
this is still like the corner of my yard still
just thick snow. Most of the front yard nothing. It's
just like right next to where my car is. Sun
never hits there.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
And that's uh, yeah, it'll be for the last snow
we see for a while.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Probably. In fact, you know what, today I'm gonna find
along my buddy's fence. I'm at his place again because
he's going out of town. I'm gonna make like two
or three snowballs and put him in his freezer. And
when he gets back, I can't decide if I want
to hit him or his wife with a snowball. Which
one will be funnier him. Well, the good thing is
when they get back, I'm gonna leave anyway. So like
if I hit her, she's just gonna kick me out anyway.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Yeah, but then he's in trouble for you hitting her.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, but that's not my problem. I'm gone. I would
I would go with your friend. Maybe I'll like hide
a lunchable inside of it. So it's like I hit
you with a snowball, but you get a lunchable.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
So here's a treat. Here's here's some meat and cheese.
I hope you like that. Another comeback kid we got
this week is TikTok, and this is the third week
in a row.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
It's a comeback kid.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
It was the comeback kid last week because it was
going away, and now it's a comeback kid because it
did go away and it came back. And I think
before it went away, everybody like a lot of the
influencer people on TikTok were saying all the stuff that
they made up. So it turns out, I don't know
if you guys know this, but a lot of the
like get Ready with Me videos, they set up a

(42:29):
tripod before they get up, but they didn't like so pat.
A lot of these girls would wake up irl like
they were I RL. They would wake up, then they
would go and they would set up a tripod, then
they would go back in bed. Well then pretend that
they were sleeping. They well, yeah, I mean obviously I

(42:50):
thought that was a wake up make up. But then
they set their fake alarm to go off and they're
so what, I got up out of bed and then
they had to get up.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
And go oh and do that because that's what everybody
does when they wake up.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
And then they did all this other stuff and oh,
it turns out all the fitness people like they didn't
really do all of the exercises they showed to just
some of them or just part of them. It turns
out a lot of people were making up a bunch
of shit. People fucking man, and then they were like,
it's going away, We're just I'm going to miss you guys,
and then it went away for like twelve hours and
it came back and then they just had to be like,

(43:24):
hey guys.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
My favorite were the ones where people were freaking out
like this is my livelihood? What am I gonna do?
Like there isn't nine other places you can post you
you can go to Instagram, you can go to YouTube.
People acting like they couldn't just move to YouTube. I'm like,
I don't know, mister b seems to do pretty fucking
well on there. Yeah, granted he's like the top.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Well, some people are big on TikTok and not other stuff,
like I have a.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Bigger just tell your Instagram was like throwing out, we'll
pay people x amount to move to reels exclusively, and
all the time people were like, I used to make
fifty grand a month on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
What am I going to do now? Did you not
save any of it? A were you blowing fifty grand
a month and now you have nothing? I don't know,
maybe so one of your three fucking Lamborghins.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
But that's like a cool Lamborghini. That's the weekend car
everyon't feel like I feel bad for some of the
TikTokers losing their livelihood. If they were making a livelihood
off of it, call trying, and they probably they probably
should have saved a little bit of it, if not
on on wait fucking tables.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Yeah, I don't know, but TikTok's back and it's cool.
I had a shot to Melissa Solas. She posted it
on Instagram, but she said when TikTok came back, like
while it was still like it was like, oh, we're back,
but like we haven't one hundred percent gotten back, And
she was like the only thing that she could watch
on her TikTok was you and me talking about whether

(44:44):
or not it's easier to drive a submarine or a boat.
And she was like, I've watched this like twenty five
times in the last five minutes because it's the only
thing with TikTok.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Will let me watch right now.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
So shot to Melissa Solace for hanging out with us
and that debate song, and then I think she was
like I need to be high to watch this.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
I was like, well, welcome to hell. The way I
even found out it was back, I was just scrolling
Instagram and it was a couple and they were like
us posting back on TikTok like, Hi, Hey, how you doing.
I had to text my friends. I was like, wait's
fucking TikTok back? Already? Was it fourteen hours? It was
down twelve hours?

Speaker 3 (45:17):
But also, did you not notice that everybody that had
a TikTok screenshot of the hey, sorry, TikTok is down.
You can't use it because it's been banned in the
United States? They were like, oh mg, it's like, yeah,
I know every fucking person posted that already, You're not
breaking news, Adam.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Schefter, everybody. My favorite was the screenshots of everyone being like, wait,
can we talk in centimeters and kilometers again? Now they're
all gone? Just America being gone to Everyone's like anyone
else noticed how the discourse is a lot nicer on
here without Americans? Ye. I was like, yeah, we're kind
of fucking dicks.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
But but when it makes us great, When you're number
one for what two hundred and eighty years now, however
long we've been around, cocky.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
You're gonna get a little cocky.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Kinna be a little bit, I mean, just how it works.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
You think Patrick Mahomes isn't a little bit cocky. He's
number one, he's on top and he's been on top
for two years consecutively. Now, now imagine a few times
that by one hundred and forty.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Ever went back to back Super Bowls. Do you know
how fucking cocky I would be?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Dude, you were worried just about the Packers advancing and
Notre Dame winning a national championship? How big my head work?

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Can you imagine that Pat if he had a Super Bowl?
Internaty like Pat would be unbearable.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I'd be bad. I wish you would have beat the
fucking Eagles. But that's a nice story for a time. Yeah, Well,
at least we can just keep comfort in knowing that
America is going to win another Super Bowl and.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
The rest of the world will still have zero. That's true,
which means once again and we're gonna be number one.
Eagles were double cursed, so let's not forget that.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Now their quarterback can't throw their double curst. All right?
Doesn't feel weird that you're gonna be rooting for the comis.
I will be observing that game you're watching the AFC,
because you know, even if the commander's wain and they're
not winning at.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
All, I don't know that, uh, I don't know that
at all.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
That would be hilarious, Robert. If the Commanders will rookie
quarterback become the first team to ever win the Super Bowl,
the rookie quarterback and the Giants are in hell, really
more so would be funny for the Cowboys fans.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Well, I mean that's the that would be just kms.
And then that situation it was Cowboys, Eagles and the
the NFC championship, that would be the worst possible anything.
The Commies and the football team and the r words
when they were that, the Giants always be like, Oh,
at least we're gonna like death taxes and we're gonna

(47:36):
be Washington at least once a year. And this is like,
oh fuck, they might be good now, and now we're them.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
That's how I was with the Lions, like they were
so bad for so long. You're like, I don't like them.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Yeah, I don't want them to win a Super Bowl,
but I'm not mad at them having success because they've
been so bad for so long. But like the Cowboy,
fuck the Eagles, I don't like you Commanders.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
That's kind of what I've always been. Like. My dad's
family were in Maryland.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
They were they were Redskins fans growing up, so I
was just like, I don't like you guys team, but
I don't hate them like I hate the Eagles and
the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
You just gotta hope. What I'm hoping right now is that, yeah,
the lines have been really good. The last couple of years,
they didn't win anything, and now both of their coordinators
are gone, So I think they're gonna suck next year.
In like three years, that's where you're gonna be with
Jaden Daniels. You're gonna be like, yeah, they're playing really well,
but I'm really hoping they're just coordinator merchants and once
the coordinators leave, they'll go back to sucking.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
And no quarterback since Bob Greasy did it with the
undefeated Dolphins has lost the first Super Bowl they went
to and then made it back to a Super Bowl.
You look back at all of them. Jalen Hurts is
one of those guys. Jalen Hurts as one of those
guys the ball can't throw the ball, not downfield anyway. Yeah,

(48:55):
Aaron lost one right first, but he won his first,
so he went back. You can get back to it
a bunch of times and lose like Brady did that,
Roethlisberger did that?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Did we get back to a second one?

Speaker 3 (49:09):
I don't know the NFC championship set far prett farv is. Yeah,
I gotta mixed up, gotta mixed up. But yeah, so
we're hoping the Eagles lose.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Fuck the Eagles. Also back this.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Week is Boobs because because Zuckerberg was sneaking a peek
at the inauguration for Trump.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
First time he's looked hute human in yours. Yeah, Jeff Bezos,
his wife was.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Where we're in fucking lingerie. She was getting a fit off. Dude,
she was getting a fit off. She was being empowering,
not being brave. I would never tell a woman what
to where. She was asking for it.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
I enjoyed it. Asking for criticism online.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yes, wow, I would never say that about a woman.
I would even in Manuary of all months. Still I
still respect women. I just want I want that out there.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yeah, the light, the lights should have been on the
men in the room, not on her. She did not
respect Manuary.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Well, yeah, Zuckerberg was just looking at some Teddy's and
it was just like, hey, man, he in touch.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Malania at least had the respect to dress up like
the Hamburglar. That was cool.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Also a comeback kid, the Hamburgler, because Malania was dressed
like the Hamburglar.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
My first thought though, wasn't even the Hamburglar. It was
Jack Nicholson from Batman. Yes, that's what I thought. She
look like the Joker, the Quacker oats guy, Quacker oats guy.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Too good one, that's a really good one. I mean,
she was getting the fit off. She's getting the fit off.
This is a big fit show we're talking.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I was laughing super hard when he was walking out
at first, and he leans over for a kiss and
she kind of leans a little bit, but it was
too far of a lean for him. So he's old,
so the kiss was like three inches away from her face.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
I was like, she didn't want to take a hat.
She wanted to take your hat off.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
She hasn't looked like she's want to hear you the
public eye since the second he ran the first time.
She fucking hates.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
It, probably, but you're the first lady, but she's chill
about it two time.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
First lady. She doesn't put anything out in the papers.
She keeps everything in the locker room, and you've got
to respect that about her.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
That's true, and she shows that he obviously is a
big fan of immigrants. True, he loves them, which no
one's ever said he was. He has a history of
loving it. Ever said that Trump was not an immigrant
fan or love her very pro guy, very very He's
an immigrant lover. Really is it really is? But the

(51:33):
Hamburger is back because Monie was doing that. That would
have been a fun that should be like a bet
we gotta do later where they loser has to wear
the fucking hamburger hat. You just gotta wear a dumb
ass hat for like a week. I know you said
you had to dress up. I got a I got
a nice hat to go with my outfit.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Would just do the uh the Samuel Jackson.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Backward kangle hat date Mike, Yeah, so yeah, what what
does that mean?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
You guys have to dress up better at the restaurant? Yeah,
because like I just usually I just wear like a
black shirt.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Yeah, you want the black T shirt and usually khakis
or jeeps.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Yeah, And he didn't really care about He just wants
us wearing like button up collared shirts. Uh.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
But his people think Pat wears the same outfit every week.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Pad wore that last week.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Yeah, he has the same kind of clothes uniform, but.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
They but change. But right away his son was like,
we're not fucking doing that. I don't want to. So
I was like, I'm gonna just hold out. If eventually
it has to happen and they're gonna pay for the shirts,
I'll wear when the fun they want, but until then,
I'm not buying anything.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Yeah, you goes full Jim Halper and like we're in
a tuxedo and then show you said you want to
dress up here we go.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Would you do long sleeve a short sleeve? Seasonal? Okay,
just depending. He even said he's like, outside, you don't
need to wear a long sleeve, you wear a short
sleeve one. He just really he wants us wearing collars. Yeah,
And uh, I didn't realize what I was wearing looked
bad because I had like a gray like long sleeve
underneath the one, and they're like, you look like you
work at a fucking barbecue restaurants. Like, guys, I don't

(53:02):
tell you, but this is short. The long sleeved gray
that I'm wearing underneath is nicer than any other clothing
that I This is well, this is the best thing.
This is me dressing up guys, but uh, I don't know.
Me and the other manager's china sat there while they argued,
and nothing that resolved. So I'm just gonna keep going.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
In total, what if you bought like a fake collar,
like there's callers that they that is just like the
top graduation photo.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Okay, you've seen the black T shirts that I wear
and just put the color.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
First of all, all my black T shirts are kind
of old and probably faded a little bit. The caller
is not gonna match the shirt. I'll just I'll get
a fucking shirt with a collar on. I don't care.
T shirts are just more comfortable.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Tuxedo shirt. Yeah, he wouldn't be a fan of that one.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
It's dressy but also not though comfortable. I'm gonna get
you a chain, Yeah, a chain really class.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
I'm not a jewelry guy. A chain and like junior
high a little bit like I remember one time my
grandmother gave me like a Saint Patrick chain or that
a little bit, and I pretty quickly realized even in
junior aisles like this isn't my look. I still had
the frosted tips at the time, which I tried to
rock for a little bit. But no, just not a

(54:10):
not a chain, guy, It's just one extra step to
getting dressed that I don't want to do. But throwing
a necklace on it's the easiest part of it. But
then at the end of the days like.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
A hack it because it's not gonna it's just not
gonna fit over my head first of all. So then
I got to do the little fucking class. I got
fat fingers and no fingernails. Do you have any idea
how hard class are like that when you have no fingernails.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
No, if it's a chain, it's gonna dangle a little bit.
It's gonna fit over your head. It's not gonna be
like a choker, necklace, shoe.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Think I got a fat fucking head. You've seen boot
nucks sayings they wear that cool chain, the rosary. Yeah,
it's cool chain. What if I just started wearing a
fucking rosary? Do it?

Speaker 3 (54:46):
God's with me, dude, My boss like, take it off
on my religious freedom.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Dog, it's my right. I know your religion is slightly
older than mine, but it's my right.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Okay, But booms your back boobs and shout out to
the hamburglar. Also back is fucking Caitlyn Clark. Dude, we're
very pro Kaitlyn Clark podcast or we were, or we were,
but like, fucking she's hanging out in Taylor Swift's box
rooting against the Texans.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
I mean, when the queen of white Girls invites a
white girl to go somewhere they go, you can't be
mad at her for that.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
I was wondering, like everybody, how the fuck are they
hanging out? Like why is she in the box State Farm?
That's what I realized halfway through the game of State
Farm because Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey or State Farm guys.
Kaitlyn Clark also State Farm girl. Remember Jake from State
Farm was there when she got drafted. Yeah, that was
probably what it was.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Also probably you got to invite from Taylor Swift, you
fucking go.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
But also they were like, you know, it would be
really good, Travis if you got Taylor to have Kaitlyn
Clark in the box, because then we're gonna be like,
fuck Kaylyn Clark.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
And that's exactly how it went. Maybe Kitlyn Clark just
wanted to know what it was like to take a
four minute jet ride.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Yeah to the stadium from the hotel she took another
jet jet Rid to like Kansas City, but like she's
at they flew straight from the game.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Just a couple of elite women getting together. Man, what's
the problem. I can't believe that you would disrespect women
just saying.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
I was I was, I'm not a Texas are not
my team. I was like legitimately rooting for the Texans
like they were my team on Saturday, and I was mad.
I was like, fuck you refs, Like I was that pissed,
Like it was my This is the first time I've
ever rooted for, like and maybe my team's just never
been this bad. So like, I don't know, I've been
disconnected a little bit, but like it's been awesome to

(56:38):
not have to give a shit about the Giants for
two weeks. I'm never gonna switch my allegiances ever, under
any circumstances. But he was like, I was pissed that
Texans lost. I was like, that was the reft, aren't
the only reason. But the rest were some on some
funck shit.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
No, there was some.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Definitely there's some some fun ship by Patrick Mahomes flopping
and shit, all kinds of weird stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
We're getting closer. It's not gonna happen the way I
want it to. But the quarterback running rules are gonna
have to change. You can't dangle back and forth for
fucking ten seconds, wait for the defenders to get close
to you, drop down, and then get a penalty for
them hitting you. You can't fucking do that.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
And then there's this other thing he does. He did
it twice in the Texans game. He does that he's
about to go to bounds floats and then yeah, like
he's waiting to get hit so he can get the
late hit. But then, like if you're watching the YouTube,
you have to watch the YouTube for this one. But
like he slides because you can slide and you can
give yourself up so you can't touch them, and then
you get the easy flag on that. He does this
thing where he like is about to slide. He's running

(57:35):
and then he like stops and like puts his hand
down and then like gives himself up. But it's almost
like the hover before he gets out of bounds, where
he like stops, turns around and then slides and it's
not like a one fluid sliding motion and he put
his head down like that, and then he got hit
and it was like, oh, roughing the rough or roughing
the pass or whatever it was, and it was he

(57:55):
was like he didn't give himself up. He was about
to give himself up, but he didn't. And until he
gives himself up, Like you can't fuck around like that.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
It should just be once you pass the line of scrimmage,
you're a runner, you have no you have no further protection.
You want to get down and not get hit, you
better get down fucking early. I I've always said, and
this will.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Never hit on the ground sliding and you get laid out, Okay,
like out the Shayir hit on Trevor Lawrence. I still
say late late, but it was a football. Most go
to the football. He's going full speed. It looks like
it's a far Lawrence wasn't like sliding for ten feet
and then got laid out. It was slide. Oh fuck,
I was already diving at you, and that's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
That's one of the things.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
But giving yourself up, But like when you just kind
of dangle like that, like somebody there has to just
kill Patrick Mahomes doing that, like just lay him the
fuck out and be like all right now, what and
then I'll go take his deer antler spray steroids or
whatever he does and go back out there and do
more wizard shit.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
But I don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Uh, that was That was very frustrating, So sorry for
Texans fans.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
I was very pissed for you guys. What needs to
happen is there needs to be one game where, like
I want it to be like at the very beginning
of the season, but it won't because every means so much.
Coach is never gonna just let their team get nine
penalties in a game because it should be late in
the year when a team is already not gonna make it.
A head coach needs to tell his defense Listen, I
don't care if he's a yard out of bounds.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
If Patrick Mahomes runs, you guys, lay him the fuck out,
just absolutely destroy him every time he runs. I don't
care if we get fifteen on sportsman like conduct penalties
for late hits on him. If he's gonna run, you
better make sure he knows running has a fucking consequences. Yeah,
and then then the league will be like, oh, we're
gonna suspend half your team. Cool, We're not doing anything

(59:32):
this year anyway, But you know what, it has to stop.
Somebody needs to knock Patrick Mahomes out with the series
concussion for half a fucking season so they stop winning,
and I think every fan base outside of Kansas City
can get behind them.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
It was frustrating watching that game, and I feel like
it's gonna be frustrating watching the Buffalo game with Kansas City.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
But they're never gonna fully change the rules because they
have to protect quarterbacks because when backups come in, it
looks like shit, I don't know, tell your quarterback stop
fucking running. Then Lamar runs like a motherfucker and he
doesn't do any of this bullshit. He fine's ways to
get down. Yeah, and he doesn't wait until the last
second and then fall down so that he gets hit
and they get an extra fifteen yards. Mahomes does it.
He's a little fucking bitch. Puts ketchup.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
I'm just frustrating interest. Yeah, Kaitlyn Clark in the box
at Arrowhead and she's she's back. But I think I
tweeted it one but I was like, fuck you, Caitlyn Clark.
I was just mad and I've been drinking. It's fair
enough She's like, I was mad. You're allowed to do
that in the heat of the moment. I don't really
mean that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Caitlyn.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
During the Chiefs game, obviously I respect you, but chill
out a little bit. Two biggest girl bosses in America
were teamed up. Well yeah, I mean you imagine if
Beyonce is in the box too, world would have exploded.
World would have exploded probably if Yonce was there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
I don't know. I don't really see many Yonce people
in Caitlyn Clark are in taylor'swiss box. Interesting, yeah, interesting
about that?

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Well, Jake, I guess was in there ship.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Yeah, yeah, she's my theory down to hell. All right,
what else you got? I got hot pockets hot pockets.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
So, as I had previously said, Monday was rough, Tuesday
was pretty rough too. So I went to the store
to grab some food, and I was like, you know what,
I can't I can't buy ingredients right now. I have
to buy just shit that I can pop in a
microwave and eat. I saw the hot pockets, was like,
I haven't had a hot pocket in almost two years.
I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
I get it out of the box when I get
home and I thought I grabbed a defective box.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
There's no sleeve. The way we've always cooked hot pockets
our entire life, you put it in the sleeve, you
put it in the microwave. Bam. No, this one just
says just new kid. Is this plastic? Yeah, no, out
of the plastic. It's just you put it on a
plate noticeably and I mean upper case noticeably soft. There's
no crispy, and I get it. They're not gonna be
super crispy in the microwave. That sleeve always helped got

(01:01:46):
it kind of crispy. I was eating just soft, fucking
like floppy bread with meat cheese inside of it. Was
the middle still warm, yeah, but it was not enjoyed
like it wasn't see.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
It's not good because that other part probably made the middle.
That's why it was so cold to them at all.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
We always already talked about I like a cold, uncrustable.
I'll eat that frozen. It never really bothered me. The
bread has to have some Christmas. I gotta cook every
hot pocket in the fucking oven.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Now, the sleeve never did anything I think it did
at all.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
It's a hot pocket. Oh you know, I'm not saying
hot pockets aren't good. I love hot pockets.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Next week everything and I've got gourmet food when I'm
I'm heating a hot No, I don't need gourmet. That's
the point of the hot pocket. It's something you can
eat or heat up and eat really quick. Next week,
I'm gonna bring you eat your hot pocket. You take
it home, and you tell me if the consistency of
the hot pocket bread is exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
You make it right here were microwave and we'll do
a taste test. They are it is hot pockets unacceptable, unacceptable,
how soft that bread was.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
And people are why isn't this not cool? Because I
got other fucking not cools to go with this, resist
this was This is culturally shocking to me that hot
pockets have come this far or fallen this far. And
one of my friends says, well, maybe just not putting
the sleeves in the order. That's the way that they
can keep costs down and not have to pass it
along to the consumer. I'll fucking pay an extra fifty
cents hot pocket if it means that the bread isn't

(01:03:02):
just gonna be floppy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Yeah, you know what a good idea would be is
hot pocket on a back ad.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
That would make it in the pocket. But I took
the hot pockets out of the microwave.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Think about it, and the side of it had just
split open completely. You pick it up and it just
flops over. A hot pocket should have some structural integrity.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
There was zero. I picked it up and half of
the shit just fell out of it. That's unacceptable.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Remember the days when you had to bite the corner
of the hot pocket to let all the steam out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
No, I didn't have to do that because it was
just fucking open.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Anyway, eating a hot pocket with the fork's not bad either.
That just seems un American to eating pizza with a fork.
What are you fucking doing?

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
No, it's different than that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
One of the hot pocket, you can just pick it
up and eat it. You can eat, but you don't
have to. Fucking very European of you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
You don't have to. I guess that was the last
kind of kid. Except I have breaking news. Only fans
performers Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips are in a war
over whose idea was to sleep with the thousand men
in a single day.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
First, you heard your first me rebating a tweet that
I just read every time I hear about them. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
That's a funny argument to get over. I know, I
said I was going to sleep with a thousand guys
versus no, I said no.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Empowered. Empower. You can call it that, I fucking won't.
It's like the old South Park episode where Paris Hilton's
stupid spoiled horror video play set. That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
We've called We've gotten back to Paris Hilton.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Yeah, but Paris Hilton's kind of cool, now, isn't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
She She is. She had her whole era, now she's
in her queen era. Now she's just the sickest DJ
on the planet. That's true. She is a DJ I forgot.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
All right, let's move on to the not cool segment.
If you'd like to partake in the not cool segment,
all you gotta do is hit us up on x
on the Twitter. At past the Gravy Pod used the
hashtag PTG not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
That's how we'll search for them. Pretty much.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Not cool is there's a lot of not cool stuff
that happens every single day, and we just pick what
This is the way we can vent about it. So
hit us up on Twitter. Hashtag PTG not cool. If
you get run over by a bus, very not cool.
If you stub your toe also not cool. There's very
degrees with them. Try and summarize it in four or
five word or four or five sentences that we can
easily describe. If you're using very very specific names, just

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try and say, like my husband, my brother, my cousin.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
If I'm explaining it to Pat and Pat has no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Who you are, just just assume that everybody thinks you're
total strangers, so it's easier to to say on that.
But it's the not cool sement hashtag PTG not cool.
If you would like to submit yours.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Here we go. Let's play it roll cool man. That's
all right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
We have one listener submitted not cool. This week, we're
gonna go with al make Thunder Alex or Alex. I
were at Alex mcthunder one on the X and he
says he's not cool. Is having to get a new
phone because my old one overheated and died. Yes, I
tried putting it in rice. Yeah, And then you have
to log into all your new shit, and then every
time you're like gonna go pay a bill on an app,

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it's like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Please log in?

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
What was he doing that it overheated?

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
I had that with one phone when I was running
a long time. When I was I used to run
a lot and it would I would just run with
my phone in my hand, and I remember being like,
this is overheating, and it would do the like, hey,
your phone's too hot, and it wasn't even in the summer,
and like with like it wouldn't burn my hand.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
I was like, this is pretty warm.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
And I remember taking it to them and like, oh,
it's because the battery life is running out, and so
I could either get a new battery or a new phone,
and it was easier to just get the new phone.
So I guess that would be why you just had
an old phone.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
But either way, that sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
In the past two or so weeks, it's not been
hot where I would think it would.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Right, But also then too that you go to get
the new phone. All right, you're gonna be here for
an hour while we load your account onto this phone.
Why does it take so long?

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Well, because you gotta be on their Wi Fi and
all that, and you could go home a lot of
times if you're if you're talking about Apple Store, but
I'm very, very paranoid about all of it not downloading
the way. Why hey, why is it not working here?
Fix it go? Like that's why I like. I like
being a passenger princess at the Apple Store. Nope, nope,
does it work? Figure it out?

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Uhh uhh. Here's fun, here's fun, here's fun. I get that.
I'm just I don't think where to take as long
as it takes.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Yeah, I don't either, but I kind of get it
because they have that one Wi Fi. It's bogged down
by everybody else is also trying to do the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
There's like two phone buying experiences. It's the people that
like every year the new phone comes out, they get
a new phone. Bam, they get it. And then there's
what I have only ever had when your phone gets
the point where you have to get a new one,
and then it's just a bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Well, phones turned into like Madden almost after a while,
where Madden was cool growing up, We're like tight, I
got the brand new mat and Redd at midnight, and
then the next year, like it's kind of like, yeah,
it's got a couple new things, but the updated roster scene.
But they got new rosters, and that was really what
would get you. And they have like, oh, there's an

(01:08:14):
AI feature. You guys know my thoughts on AI. No,
I don't want that. I don't have any interest in
going to get the new one as soon as I
can right now. And I think I'm like three or
four behind, but pretty much since mine was doing kind
of the thing where they're like we either got to
replace the battery or this. That's that was what I decided.
I was like, I'll just get a new phone. It's
a pain in the ass, but like, I'm not ever
trying to get the newest version.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Of it anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
No, that's I used to think I was going to
be one of those people, but now it's like now
it's just got to fancy your camera. You can take
pictures at night better? Okay, cool, I'm not gonna get
a brand new phone because of that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
That's like all they do is they update the camera now,
as we previously discussed, I don't even need a fucking
camera on my phone. Yeah, Like, I'm not gonna use that.
I wish you could do. I wish you could customize
your iPhones, Like what features do I want on it?
I just want to go battle. I think you can.
It's some some way camera or just like the most
definitely a flip phone, flip iPhone. Flip iPhone would be

(01:09:08):
sick if you just had like a mold role erasor
that just had the iPhone operating system in it. I
don't need five cameras on the back. I need one camera.
We have three on mine. That's it. I want to
be able to occasionally take a fucking funny video of
my buddies, maybe take a funny selfie when I'm pooping
and send it to my friends. Other than that this
guy stuff. Yeah, it's that way my phone. When it

(01:09:30):
costs twelve hundred dollars when you get into one, give
me a three hundred dollars iPhone. That's what I want.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
That's a good not cool though, that's a good not cool.
Let me run through a couple more of these removedo
Benavidez says his knuckle is forgetting to remove the snow
before going to work. Yeah, I mean, that's that's one
of them.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Just something we're not prepared for down here.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
Todd Voss says, there's a smoke all. I'm randomly beeping
in my house, and it was a pain trying to
figure out which one. Okay, yeah, when you have to
check every single and you have to wait for the
beep again. By the way, the smoke detector below me
still going off. He still going off. I've told him
they get to.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
The smoke detector.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Yeah, at least he's he's working on it. He's working
on it. But it was very cold, and I could
just your.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Peep, peep, neat, neat. It's just part of my life now,
it's part.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Of me, all right, Who wants to go first? I
have I have a pretty easy one that I can
go with, a right. I was playing with my kid
and my dog and my wife out in the snow. Really,
I was playing with my dog out in the snow,
and I was throwing snowballs. Like I said earlier, My
not cool is that I do not own gloves. And you, like,
it's not bad. If you're walking around outside and it's
cold like this, you just put your hand in your

(01:10:44):
pocket a little bit, keep it keeping warm. Alternate if
you're walking the dog, which hands your hold the leash.
But then when you grab the snow like, that's the worst.
That's the worst. And I just and then you feel
like my bitch. If I have gloves, No, my hands
are just really cold. So I could just order gloves.
They probably will, But when will I use them next?

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
That's the thing. It never comes up now.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
It will not snow for ten years if I buy gloves.
If I don't, it'll snow next week.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
I have one pair and they're old like packers, just
like okay. Yeah, and that was just from when I
didn't have AC or heat in my car for three years,
so when it was really cool, I would driving gloves work. Yeah,
they were driving gloves. This is what they were. That's
very classy. But as I said, I didn't really play
in the store, so I didn't even need to break
those out. I want to get some isit Toner gloves?

(01:11:34):
I just googled it. It's thirty four dollars. Why that
specific brand?

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
So oj ware? There you go, oj Ware. If that
glove fits, then I gotta get one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
It won't fit. Actually, I think, well they'll see this
one even work for you. I think I do have
a second pair on the when we were doing zoom
and I had my wall of memorabilia. I think I
do have a Red Sox pair there, but you wouldn't
wear those, so that would not wear those not at all.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
You gotta get a pair of gloves that also still
lets you type on your phone atens like you won't
be able to because it just doesn't recognize the touch.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Okay, fingerless gloves, just get receiver gloves, right, that can't
be bad.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
I mean think about You're probably not gonna have to
do a lot of typing when he's outside in the
elements at a time when he.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
I was ripping photos off yesterday. Yeah, nose tap to
take the photo not a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Yeah, Now, if you have to type, you're probably not.
Like I said, if you're outside doing that, you probably
don't need to be texting a lot during it. But yeah,
that's mine. Not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
It's just not having a pair of gloves. And now
it snowed, and it was like the one time I
might neat gloves and it sucked. Not great, not cool,
but it's not cool. Nonetheless, what you guys got.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Mine was I think I talked about it on here.
I think, if not on here, I told you about it.
How my plan was just to take everything left in
my game like account and put it on Ohio state,
so that if Notre Dame lost at least I would
win money on Yeah, I uh not just on our
picks on outside picks. Two was also just on a

(01:13:07):
hell of a cold streak, so by the time the
game came around, I only had like forty bucks left
in there, and uh ohio say it was minus four hundred,
so there really wasn't much juice to the squeeze on
that one. You would have got ten bucks on it. Yeah,
I decided, fuck it, I'd rather just bet the plus
three hundred on the noted Dame. So yeah, I my
whole plan for like a week and a half going

(01:13:29):
into it just went out the window. So then I
just lost it. Yeah, so I will live, maybe I'll
win one twenty And you know, first drive great, super excited.
By halftime, I was like, this isn't going so well.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Notre Dame made a valiant come back in the second half,
gave me a little bit more hope, and then now
it all just went to shit and I drank myself
into oblivion for the rest of the night. Yeah, and
then had a hell of a hangover the next day.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
That was a tough game. That was a tough game. Hey,
we fought hard. It's the It's exactly what I kind
of figured going into the playoffs, the whole thing. It's
just it's what Notre Dame has been missing for the
last ten year. We just we can't get it. Doesn't
even need to be elite quarterback. You just got to
get really high level quarterback play. And it's something Notre
Dame has not had in a long time. Like Riley Leonard,

(01:14:19):
good college quarterback. But you can only run your quarterback
so many times before he dies that yeah, which almost
happened after the first drive. He had nine carries on
the first drive. It's not sustainable. So until we get
a quarterback that can are you We've shown our defenses
right there. We've got to did a great job against
that Ohio State offense, which is so talented, I mean,
twenty million dollars roster. We stuck right there with them

(01:14:41):
for a portion of the game. Yeah, But until we
have a quarterback where they're like, we're scared of you
throwing it that, it's not gonna work, not really gonna work.
So next year it's either going to be CJ. Carr,
the grandson of Lloyd Carr, famous Michigan coach or Steve Vangelli,
who in that one game Italian for one drive looked

(01:15:03):
fucking great, very Italian. So and Notre Dame just lost
their defensive coordinator to the Bengals also, so that's some
retooling to do. But you know, I'm proud of the boys.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Just build back better. That's what I've always heard.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
That's what I'm trying to do. Build back better. But
you know, proud of the boys. But you know, getting
to the National Championship sucks. You know you're not gonna win.
I pretty much knew what we weren't gonna win, but
there was hope. Yeah, you let your hopes get up
and then they fucking get.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
Just the very and they may make a game out
of it, just to like rip it right out of
my knee.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
That sucked.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Yeah, then you're just sad. And then my brother's trying
to call me felt something I said during the game.
I answer, I'm like, I don't want to fucking talk
right now, pissed off.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
I don't want to fuck it now.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
He's like, why are you yelling at me? I'm like,
because I'm fucking angry. We just lost the National Championship.
Shut the real fan, real fan.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
So yeah, that was a pretty rough twenty four hours
for me. Bro, Thank you Robert. What you got.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
Part of the cold is my hands are really dry
and the appealing they're like the chat my fingers are
like around my knuckles. Get lotion, Bro, Yeah, I do.
I've loved Yeah, it's never gone like this before.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Sam. Sam's like the same way.

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
And in addition to that, before the snow, we went
to Whole Foods because we have like the five gallon
water jugs we were going to refill themm hmm. We
had two we had we had two basically that were full,
that were half full, so we had like one in total,
and I was just gonna refill the other one because
like just tonight, you have to get water today maybe

(01:16:33):
like we'd had to get refilled at Thursday or whatever.
The line to get water at Whole Foods was so
long and it was dripping basically at the end of it, yeah,
like the end of it, and we were in line
maybe like twenty thirty minutes, and then we decided we're
probably going to be here another thirty minutes anyway, let's

(01:16:54):
just leave and hopefully we don't have to drink too
much water. So I'm kind of like been dehydrated the
last couple of days because I can.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Just buy jugs. I guess that might have been gone too.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Yeah, yeah, that sucks. No water to drink, no water
to flush.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Sure, yeah, because you were without it, so I forgot
about that as.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
You're saying, that's not an option for me. I poop
a lot. Yeah, you's gotta poop outside at that point,
a dog, Yeah, backyard. I haven't pooped outside in a
long time.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
That's it's not fine. Pooped in a lake. That pooped
while everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Was around you. You were away, we were all on
yar loads. I was. I went all the way on
the side of the boat, and I just not quite
nobody even knew. Hey, when nature calls buddy, all right,
those are not cool segment.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
If you'd like to participate in the future, hit us
up at Passy Gray Pod hashtag PTG not cool. Let's
wrap this bitch up for the six hundredth goddamn time.
And I don't think it's the six hundred the time
we've done answers. I don't think we started answers until
we have listeners.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
We've done over six hundred answers questions though, oh ap
easily fact maybe close to six thousand. But yeah, we didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
I don't even remember I needed I should go back
and like really like find clips from the first one
and then release that. If I had known it was today,
I would have figured out something for that. But you
for like throw back theirsday or some shit like that.
But yeah, we were just like trying to fill time.
That is how not cool came up. And I was like, well,
no one listens, so no one's gonna write questions in
And then yeah, we just we just fucked around into

(01:18:33):
acare what the answer to sad?

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
We had like ten people. All right, let's start it off.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
If you want to hit us up any question on
your mind, we had the pre come segments are are
a bit just you pitch an idea. You want to
ask about throwing trash in a volcano, that's that's your idea.
You want to ask if something's a bigger boomerang, or
if someone's a boomerang, if something's a lateral, we'll answer that.
You want parenting advice, relationship advice, You got a high thought,
a business idea, anything like that. Hit us up with

(01:18:58):
your questions at past grape pod on Twitter or the
X we are or use the hashtag ptg answers. That's
how we search for it at pass grey pot hashtag
ptg answers.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
That's that we'll search for it first.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
You can also if you don't have an X account,
go to our email account or past grey pod at
gmail dot com, put answers in the subject and then
submit your question that way. But we do check Twitter first,
so at pass pot hashtag ptg answers.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
For the six hundredth time, this is the answer segment.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
We do.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Just answer the question.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
Why just answer the question you big answer answer, don't
thanks the subject, just answer the punk question kept. Let
just answer answer the answers answers answer any questions not
for the six month of time, but close, okay, closest,

(01:19:50):
just round up, all right. Our first question comes from
Todd Voss at as Underscore seeing Underscore by Underscore TV
on Twitter, and and Todd says, how long would it
take for you to eat six hundred crawfish?

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
I mean, if that's all I'm doing, it's definitely under
a day. It's just a matter of how many hours,
cause like peeling is what takes most of the amount
of time. But I was just trying to think of
my head, you can do what twenty every five minutes,
so at least I way more than that in five minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
I did a little math before before coming down here.
I try to do a little prep. You know, we're
not just flying by the sea of our pants.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
What was my math here? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
How long I did? It would take one pound of
crawfish has ten to forty crawfish depending on the size.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
That's what I was just gonna do.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
This is not six hundred pounds of crawfish. This is
six hundred crawfish total ten to forty depending.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
On the size.

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
So let's say twenty I picked twenty five, twenty five
was I felt like that was a good median twenty
five crawfish in a pound, just on an average, So
twenty five crawfish in one pound, then that's six hundred
divided by twenty four. That's twenty four pounds of crawfish.
And then I looked up how much can the average
person eat? How many crawfish or how many pounds of

(01:21:14):
crawfish can the average person eat in one sitting? And
the average person can eat about three. I have had
five pounds of crawfish in one sitting, and it will
it's twenty four pounds, so I.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
This might be over a day.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Then calculated, if you gave me a day and a
half to two days, I could absolutely not cut six.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Y Yeah, two days. Two days are doing it easy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
So take me about two days because I mean, obviously
you're full, but if you're just like, you can't six
hundred crawfish, that would have been a good challenge to do.
Like if we had the like, we can't leave, we
need to do a stream where we have six hundred crawfish,
we count them, and we can't leave until we've eaten
six hundred crawfish.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Asking me a long fucking stream.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Because it was two of us. That would cut down
the time a lot. Yeah, but still then you said
maybe two days, so a day, it takes a day,
we're gonna be just on stream for twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
You can just do it during a game, that'd be fine. Yeah,
I think two days, two days if you're motivated.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
So yeah, again the math, we're gonna assume it's a
ten to forty crawfish for one pound, depend on the size.
Let's go twenty five, it's right in there. And then
six hundred crawfish divided by twenty five is twenty four.
It's twenty four pounds. So then it's yeah, it's about
but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
I could do five. I could do five pounds in
one city if you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Have to, but but that's in one Batically just guessing
three and then we gotta keep going, give you two days.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
I think, what do you think the best way is
gonna do it? Is just peel them all first and
then just start shoveling it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
No, because I would just probably go, I mean, you're.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Gonna eating as you're peeling too. But I think the
move to be would be you just peek.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Probably, but I feel like it'd be hired to count it.
So you just like, that's one of you, that's two,
that's three, you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Know, and then also there's gonna be dead ones in
there that you're not eating, right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
But then in this case you would have to because
you have to eat the six hundred. You're not getting
to a poundage, you're getting to an Actually I.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Think you have to cook like eight hundred, and then
you can just have to you count out six hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Good ones, right, But if you didn't have that luxury,
you just have to go six hundred with whatever you got.
Don't get me wrong. I'll eat the dead ones too.
I will too, Yeah, I will too. I have like
crawfish in a minute. But yeah, so I would say,
give us two days, we could knock out six hundred crawfish.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
This also made me think, like a great hat for
you would be like the one you're wearing right now
at the Star, but the microphone is a crawfish instead.
I like that. That'd be a sick logo to make.
That's a cool one. That's a cool one.

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
We are released for crawfish season, some new merch in
the store soon. I got to get robbed at the art,
but it's pretty dope. Think about like maybe a new
world order of past the gravy if you can. Uh,
that's a little hint for you if you don't know
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
What was it twenty five pounds? I keep forgetting the poundage.
It's twenty four pounds. Twenty four pounds. Yeah, I think
six two days is a good number.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
Easy, easy, two days. Yeah, by two days, for sure,
it can be very full. Maybe before sodium levels are
going to be off the fucking You might get gout,
but you know what, the Gatti'll just set right in.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Yeah, so you're
going in the record books, but not the record books.
But they have that. What's the most how many pounds
of crawfish? Is the most eaten? One sitting? I know,
we don't don't look at Guinness. We don't recognize them.
They're pieces of shit. They don't recognize real world records.
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Next question we got is from Glamor Perry at glam
for Life on Twitter, and Glamour says, what's worse dating
a serial killer that hasn't been caught or dating a
serial killer that has been caught?

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Hasn't that has been caught? No, hasn't is worse because
you're probably the next victim. No, But if you know
that he's a serial killer and you're dating him. Did
serial killers get girlfriends in jail all the time? There's
crazy bitches out there, Robert, but they're in jail, so
they're not gonna get you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
True hasn't been caught, they can't kill you is probably
the better.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Means, though hopefully they get caught after they kill you
is the best case scenario on that one.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Or or you get a dexter situation. His dexter dated
if you watched that show and like he was, he
was a hot dude, you know, and he didn't kill
the people that he was dating.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
He killed other people. They could get caught before they
get you. Or it could just be like you're dating
a hitman that's technically a serial killer, but they like
you nobody's they're only killing people that are paid to kill.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
Well, if you kill a seial, if you're dating a
serial killer, you can and not if you're dating a
serial killer, you don't know that they're a serial killer,
you can always play that card.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
You Oh, no, he hasn't been caught. Then when he
does get caught, you're like.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
I had no idea he would go out late at
night and you'd stay out for a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
But I always just thought that he was hanging out
with his friends.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
He said he would just he was doing cross fit
with his friends, and he came back money all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
I didn't I didn't understand.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
What the shovel was for, but I thought there was
some sort of workout. Technically, Peter could say that we're
all serial killers for animals. Yeah, but if you knew
he was a serial killer, then it's like you knew
what you're getting yourself into.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Yeah, so I.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
It's better to date a serial kill that has not
been caught. I don't know the way we talked about it.
I'm kind of thinking like maybe it is better to
be Yeah, no, it's the one that hasn't been caught
is better.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
To date, Yeah, because you can get the out on,
Like I had no idea that otherwise you're just a
crazy person dating someone who's in jail.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
Like, yeah, that's a hell of a red thing because
she's asking what's worse?

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
What's worse?

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Yeah, so it is worse to date a serial killer
that it has been caught.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
Okay, yes, yes that's what I'm Yes, yeah we we
we flip flopped it as we did it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
But yes, so you would not want to date the
one that has been caught.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
Also, I looked it up in a Dude Some dude
ate twenty pounds of crawfish in twenty minutes, but Joey
Chestnut ate twenty nine pounds and ten minutes in twenty
twenty three. But also that's that's that's JC, dude. Jc's
another animal. Okay, right, twenty nine pounds and ten minutes.
It's great. But also, did he have to peel him? Yeah,

(01:27:23):
that's a good question too. And I'm gonna I'm gonna
treat a crawfish like I do wings. I better not
look through those fucking tails afterwards and see a bunch
of meats.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
Yeah, you don't want to see any shit like that. Now,
I gotta just be clean.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
I got you. So Joey Chestnut could do this in
half hour. So yeah, he's better than I said that.
But we're not professionals. We can figured it out. What's
that three fourths of it? I am the cow. I
am the cow ripkin of crawfish. You are, so we
know twenty nine pounds. That's over it. Yeah, it's easy,
over it. God damn Joey. That's why he's an American hero.

(01:27:57):
But pounds of crawfish doesn't meat.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
Pounds, that's the shells and all. Yeah, if you're talking
about pounds of meat, Jesus, which is maybe why we
would undred craw fish with six hundred pounds of crawfish meat.
All right, So go back to our question. Though though
it's worse to date a cerealka, it has has been caught,
because then you know what you're getting into.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
At first, the way I was saying it at first
I think made sense, but then we did flip. Yeah, yes, yeah,
all right, great question, Glamor Roberts being right from the beginning. Ways, yeah,
all right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
Next one it's from Jackie Small, and Jackie says, power
rank these cold animals. This is an appropriate week for that.
Power rank these cold animals. She gives us penguin, polar bear, wolf, walrus,
and narwhal. Robert lead us off.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
I'm gonna go at number five wolf Wolf. Yeah, Wolf's
fi because wolf seems like the most.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Dangerous Okay, you know, but just wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
But they just look the most dangerous, okay, right like
the mean yeah, they look meat can Yeah yeah, And
I'm just judging them based on a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
Robert's very anti dog, so that makes sense. You're right,
do anything with that.

Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
Next, I'm gonna go number four narwhal. That was one
with a horn, right, yes, yeah, I don't want to
get him pailed.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
By buddy, Hope you find your dad.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
I don't want to get him palled, ok that's not
how I want to get in the water with it.
But like, if it's around, I'm gonna want to, you know,
like people get in getting the water with dolphins.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
That's true, and they rate people, they do.

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
Number three, I'm gonna go polar bear. It's another scary animal,
but it looks so fluffy and cuddly.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Okay, it is not, but it looks like it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
Okay, it looks like it looks like Number two, I'm
gonna go Walras. I'll go waters too, all right. They
seem dangerous too, but like they also seem like you
just want to give them a hug.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
Yeah, but I don't know. I have my take on waters.
I'll get to that. And then number one, I'm gonna
go penguin. Okay, i can't hate it. I can't hate that. Yeah,
Penguin's rock. They waddle that the dirt, they swim. They
look like you want to hug. Yeah. They they find
a mate and keep their mate for life.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
Give you to their pebbles mm hmm, happy feet, Yeah,
peng dance penguins. Yeah, penguins are great. Number one, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
I'll go next, Okay, Five narwal I'm funck about narwal Fair.
Fuck that animal. Whoives a ship? I ain't going in
the water with it. I ain't going near Yeah, it's
just stupid animal, all right, I'm not disagreeing. Uh Four
Then see, and this is where I actually start liking
the animals. Four, All go Walrus, just those big old toast.

(01:30:45):
He looks like a big old it looks like a yeah,
it looks like and you're right, kind of cuddly saber tooth,
Andy Reid. He's just a big buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
Uh Three, I'll go Polar Bear, even after what I
just said to Robert. They do it kind of cuddly
and I want to love them, but it is the
most vicious killer on the fucking planet. But like, doesn't
he look like you just want to coke?

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
Like they say, like black Bear get big and scared,
it runs away, Grizzly Bear, play dead. I hope it
doesn't fuck you up too much. The polar Bear. You're
dead already, You're dead.

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
There's nothing you can do. You're fucked. But also big buddy,
and they like Coca Cola, and.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
They like Coca Cola. Great branding. I bet that ad
was made by a fucking polar bear. Probably two I'm
going wolf. It's a dog. Yeah, I bet I could.
I bet we could be friends. I could win it over.
It's a really I always say, bigger the dog, the better.
Wolves are like big dogs, giant dogs. I want to yes, Cuddy, Yes.

(01:31:45):
And number one penguin. Penguins are fucking awesome. Okay, Marsh's
the Penguins, Emperor Penguins, Macaroni Penguins, all them.

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
Penguins anyay, what by the penguin and Batman he's kind
of bad.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
I love Danny DeVito. Yeah, all right, so Penguin's number one.
All right, that's a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
Five Walrus because like, yeah, you can look cool, and
he looks like you could fuck you up with those teeth.
But like I could run away from that fat ass
bitch anytime. He's not gonna catch me. I'm not scared
of him. Four narwhalall slightly cool at the warius because
he's got a horn. He's like a whale with a horn.
But like I had to get in cold water to

(01:32:23):
go play with him. I'm not gonna do that, and
then he could maybe stab me. Three penguins. They're cute,
they're cuddly, very cute.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Like we said about.

Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
Penguins, they fall over. Penguins rock slide on their bellies. Yeah,
just like they huddle together for warmths and they just
look cute as fuck. Peng they die really cool, that's
fun bogging on their belly. Two wolf, it's just a
snow puppy.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
Yeah, snowpuppy. It's a snowpuppy.

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
And I know wolves are vicious and can absolutely rep
you the shreds, but like, I feel like I could
win a wolf over. Hey, I'm I'm like you. I know,
I know your your friends.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
Do you ever see that movie the Gray William Neeson
would have been different if I was there. I think
so too.

Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
It would have been my buddies, I think. And that's why,
like they were like, why did he try and fight
those those dude? I think he thought he could win
them over. Maybe not with airplane bottles that he chopped
up to make breast knuckles with, but like I been
he I would have been. If they kill me, they
kill me. If if not, like whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
I've said before, that if I die from being smothered
by just like fifty giant dogs, cool.

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
Goes uh And then number one is polar Bear, because
like Polberg is just fuck your ship up. And they
look like they like Coca Cola, Like they're cute looking.
They will fuck you up. So like that's like if
we're going power ranking, they're massive. Yeah, so I go Walrus, narwhal, penguin, Wolf,
polar Bear. Five through one. That's power ranking cold Animals,

(01:33:46):
cold weather Animals, whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
That was good. That was a fun one. I kind
of wish that we actually had that, Like I want
I want people to vote on who had the best ones.
That was great. Yeah, we're gonna get to mock drafts.
That's kind of wish it was mock draft.

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
But mock draft is a little different because they we
don't pick the same one when it's just the same rankings.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
Like like somebody theoretic people.

Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
That I can notice that Cold Weather Animals for a
mock draft, all right, Robert. I like to think that
Robert just like jotted something down like a notepad and
then they throws the notepad away after every podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
Did you did you keep?

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
I don't. I have no idea. Oh I wrote it down.
I lost the notepad.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
Yeah I lost it again. You lose a lot of notepads. Dude,
all right, let's keep it going with josh Tree. Caudle
at Joshua Tree seven to one three, he says, are
the e's in the word be silent? Be like the
uh the animal, because otherwise it would just be buf. No,
the last e is b E, not silent. The second

(01:34:47):
e is silent. So only one of them, only one,
only the second one.

Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
So it would suck if I had to tell people
that was allergic to buzz. Yeah, oh, don't let that
near me allergic. I thought the first first e was silent.

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
Oh really yeah, like a French, we like h B B.
So they said, b ask if you know what a
French person say, how do you say the word B?

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
And then they'll be like, B what you don't know
any I don't know anything about French and where they
have something.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
You've never heard a French person say B no b B.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Trying to picture of my head, me, don't let that
be in there? Me yep, yep, all that tracks. I
saw him ratitude. Oh I never watched it. No, I
didn't see it in gratitude. That's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
Justify anything French makers in gratitude. I am allergic it
was in an animated movie. Obviously it's true.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Any French guys in the B movie. Can we find
a French job of the B movie the Big Movie
B send them on.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
There be somebody somebody looked that up, and don't worry,
it'll check out. It'll check out B B.

Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
Yeah. That French bees are just.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
You know, I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go Roberts side,
Roberts way, the first one, the first one is the
second one is not silent, so only one of the
two bas and it's the first one. Hell yeah, all right,
great questions, Great questions this week, guys. Next up is
Jordan Welch at j Underscore Welch two seven nine five.

(01:36:23):
Jordan says, if somebody says that's the oldest trick in
the book, what book are they referring to?

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
Book of Tricks? Yeah, that's a good answer. Trick book,
which we don't actually have anymore. It was actually in
the library of Alexandria, and that was one of the
scrolls that was lost. That's why we cannot find That's
why so many people say it because nobody knows what
the actual oldest trick was. I thought it was by
James trickington no no, no, no he okay, okay. I would guess.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
The oldest trick in the book would be referring to
a magic trick. It would be a magic trick. So
based on that logic, I looked up what is the
oldest magic trick? And in forty five a d in Rome,
they found, Uh, what's the what do you think the
original magic trick is?

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
Uh, the removing your own thumb? No, I would have
thought something like that too.

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
It's the cups and balls, where like you keep having
a cup fall through all the balls, or a ball
through fall through all the cups, like you have you
have three balls right here, look at this. I put
the cups over here. Oh now there's two balls. How
how did you get another one? It's like because you
just sacked the fucking ball right there, and it's very
slight of and but that was the trick that they
found in room based on what would I do? And

(01:37:39):
also I'm pretty addicted to the Roman Empire still, so
I kind of learned that one. But I would imagine
it the oldest the book that they're referring to is
a magic trick book, because then you're like that's the
oldest trick, dude, Like you fucking do that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
But really, well, what's the oldest book. There's gotta be
a trick in there somewhere that's true. I mean in
the Bible, people trick people, right, the oldest trick in
the book.

Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
Really, the oldest trick is just blaming other people for
your problems.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
Like, no, I didn't do that. Pat made me do that? What? No,
Pat didn't just said this? Pat?

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
No, Pat said this. It's the whole Look, no, look
over here. That's pretty much the oldest trick is No,
I didn't even.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Look at this. They say I do that at work
a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
It's literally politics, like what politics is right now? Like, yeah,
no I did that, but they did that. Yeah, no,
I did do that. But they did that. Look at that,
Look at look at them. No, see they're worse.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
No, you totally should have pardoned his entire family. We
have this clip of you four years ago saying something different.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
It's just not that's the politics on both sides.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
Politics on both sides. Know that's what I'm saying. It's
all cyclical. The same shit happens over and over and
depending on who's in power, your opinion change.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
I'm going to build a wild psych didn't build the wall,
But that's because of them, it's not me. Yeah, he
was just trying the trick. It's just smoking. Mirrors are smoking?
Mirror is the oldest trick in the book. Oh dude,
they had to figure out how make smoke first.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
I meant fire was invented, make mirror. This was the
tricks before fire. I don't think so. Yeah, it was
all survival then ball cop trick. You didn't need fire. Well,
I guess technically even before you had fire, if you
were hunting, you had to trick the animal. You had
to bait it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
Hunting hunting is probably the oldest trick in the book.
And blaming someone else for your problems too, because you'd
be like, well, why didn't they bring food, why didn't
you get the wolf? Fucking bill pat didn't hunt? Yeah,
I just blame other people for what you did. But
the book, I would say magic, magic trick book and
Pad thinks would you say Bible.

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
Well, technically it wouldn't be the Bible, it would be
the Hebrew Bible because that one came around first. Canaan Abel.
He tricked his brother by thinking he was a good brother.
And then he came O.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Fucking fucking snake guy Satan. Yeah, eat the apple, bitch. Mmmm.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
It's like the O G trick. That is the O
G trick. You have the best life of it, which
is kind of lazy. You're trigcking women. They have small brains.
It's very easy.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
This was the first one too. She was made out
of mostly rib probably would have been my favorite woman
of all time. She was all rib love ribs. I
don't know how they made a woman at it, but
it works.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
It worked.

Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
So yeah, don't know if we answered that there, but
that was a great question, Jordan, and have let us
down a fun little rabbit hole.

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
What do you think? Let us know. It's a great question,
all right.

Speaker 3 (01:40:24):
Wrapping it up, we got ray Mundo beIN a Vedez,
the two time defending MVP of the Gravies Awards. Raymundo
is at k Mundo b on x slash Twitter and
he says, since today mark's twenty one years that I've
been at my job.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
Am I allowed to drink on the job now? First
of all, happy anniversary, Happy anniversary. Second of all, you
can drink at any job. You just can't get caught.

Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
But now that you are twenty one, your job is
twenty one. Yes, yes, you are allowed. Just keeping in
the thermous, yeah, be a screet about it, but even
a therma.

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
And don't make it straight alcohol. It's much easier to smell.

Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
Make sure that you're not driving that day, you're riding along.

Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
But not driving. Just keep it responsible, Just keep it responsible.

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
Yeah, but I mean you'll take a lot. Twenty one years,
you should be able to drink.

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
Listen, I'm not drinking because I want to. My back
is tight. I'm loosening up with a shot of whiskey.
That was always my brother's move at work. I bet
it was wake up and get their first thing in
the morning to take a swig of cooking whiskey to
loosen up the back.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
He'd get there early so he could binge drink before
everyone else got there.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Not binge drinking. It would be a shot or a
pole of whiskey. He's taking pulls. We make the first
ones in the restaurant. He'd take a pole loosen up
the back.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
At the day going sounds like sounds a problem getting there,
There's no problems.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
He just he was a functional drunk. He wasn't drunk. Well,
not going to him. A little bit of booze will
loosen up the back a little bit, and you.

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
Take enough of that booze, you drink a little bit
more booze to feel It's.

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
Like, yeah, he was drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:42:01):
It's like I'll take a shot of whiskey at the
end of the night to loosen up my back before
I go home. I wasn't having with drawls, but like, yeah,
I just need a little nip every now.

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
Yeah it was he wasn't drinking at nine am because
he needed to am even better. Yeah, you can drink
at work whenever you want. It's five o'clock somewhere. I
can't really get caught.

Speaker 3 (01:42:22):
Yeah, just not. Everyone's cool about it. Yeah, it just
depends on you can still do it. How cool your
bosses get in trouble. That's really what it because it
wasn't a secret. People knew it was going on. So
it just depends on how cool your bosses.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Hey, what do you what do you need to do?

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
And I get get in the back eight kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
His fish is undercooked.

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
Fuck you, Sam, stand back to them for sending it back.
You you fucking tell me you set it back. I
sent you back, say it back again, go on a
lot more time. All right, that was it. Yeah, you
absolutely had to drink on the now. Congratulations and happy
twenty first Anniversariate your job. Ah, that's it, guys. That's

(01:43:05):
six hundred, six hundred episodes we've done. Now. I appreciate
everybody that nobody started with us. I know that because
I know that I looked at the numbers. So there's
definitely no chance that all of you guys and gals
that are watching right now are listening right now.

Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
We're there from the beginning.

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
I do appreciate everybody that's joined the gang as we've
done this, like literally eleven years today. That's pretty crazy.
This wasn't planned like that at all, but it's funny
that it felt like that. I appreciate anybody that's ever
come out to an event that we've done. It's come
out to the spectacular any one of the anniversary shows. Sorry,
we didn't get to do one of those for this
for seven hundred. Absolutely, we will do an event that's
two years away, so I can't be held to that,

(01:43:42):
but we're gonna do something. Okay, We're gonna definitely keep
going this is we got no end insight for this pot.
I appreciate everybody that's subscribed. If you're watching right now,
we're listening right now. Make sure you're fucking subscribed. If
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Give us a five to reviews. Share us with the friend. Hey,
this podcast just made six hundred episodes. Check them out.

(01:44:04):
They're obviously doing something, but you guys are the best.
We wouldn't be anywhere without the Gravy Gang. I appreciate
the fuck out of every single one of you guys, Robert,
and I'm so fucking happy that you came on board
with this. Pat same thing to you guys. I don't
know how I would have I wouldn't have been able
to do this. I would not be able to do
a Bill bur style podcast where I'm just ranting by myself.
I would sound like a little trick. And you guys
are awesome. It's my favorite week. Day of the week

(01:44:26):
is Wednesday, because I get to hang out with my
friends and I get to talk about whatever the fuck
we're talking about. And and do a podcast, and I'm
very lucky that we have people to give a shit
about what we say, and we're trying not to take
anything too seriously. I hope that's a little escape for
you guys every week or whatever it is. I just
hope you guys keep coming back and watching and listening
and sharing us with friends. I know that than some

(01:44:46):
of you guys have kids that we've got to meet,
and they've maybe maybe they'll grow up with past the
gravy Yeah, gravy tech employees. But I appreciate the fuck
out of all you guys. I love the hell out
of you guys. Y'are the best gravy gang till I die.
And uh, before before we sign off, let's do our
random celebrity generator. Wow, how crazy would it be if
somebody got on six hundred Danny DeVito, Danny de Vito.

Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
Who you go?

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
I'm gonna go Bono Bono, Danny de Vito. I am
gonna go Carrie Underwood.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
I was literally saying to a C we had BCD.

Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
Carrie Underwood, Bono, Dany Vito, Carrie Underwood, Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
I got double d's.

Speaker 3 (01:45:25):
All right, this is not what we picked, but we're
gonna pick. We're gonna hit pick. We got eight people
right here at ALTHEA. Gibson, Barry Bonds, Forrest Whitaker, Jennifer Connley,
Donald Sutherland, Anna Kendrick, Julianne Moore and Sugar Ray Robinson.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
Nope, damn nope, back the wrong alliteration. I knew I
should have gone with Barry Bonds.

Speaker 3 (01:45:47):
I felt like those were good guesses, though I felt
like we were onto one right there, we were close,
six hundred Well run one back, running back, same people
right Hell Bono, Danny de Vito, Carrie Underwood, Lawrence Taylor,
Eileen Nastase, Marcelo Mastrioni, Tim Robbins, Alice Marvel, Jennifer, Lawrence
Ty Cobb, and Marvin Gaye. Alright, Nope, didn't get it.

(01:46:10):
We'll try next week. Love you guys, have a great recipe.
We'd be safe out there until we talk to you
next time. For the six hundredth time, past the gravy, Yeah, bitches.

Speaker 1 (01:46:22):
Bravy gang gang gang, baby.

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
Powdered top and lead it spread as we listen, it's
the past. The grave man Gray, Well go and fishing
for your bitch today with drunk and Houston Houston baby
Now we go ahead and lick and we'll get rich today, bitch,
bitch Houston' that's his home town town PASSA gravy passa
loud loud we can walk and go for hours, hours entertainment, superpower,

(01:46:52):
gravy gang getting louder, louder, cast up, No childer Man,
we laugh, no prouder I about baby powder topping lead spreads.
As we're listening to pastor Gray Gray, we aren't going
with fishing for your bish today with chunk and Houston
now Houston Bay and we go ahead and lick and

(01:47:13):
we'll get rich today, Rich bitch

Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
Hm