Pass The Gravy #602: Riot Week

The guys talk about the Super Bowl, schizophrenia, and debate whether or not Cheetos are chips. They also power rank Muppets and bring back Robert Felines.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Nish Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is happening? Everybody?
Happy Gravy Day. It's your best friends in the whole world.
Alex Pat and Bobby Jokes back again for another fun
filled episode of Past the Gravy Podcast. It's super Bowl Week, buddy,

(00:44):
It's fucking super Bowl week. Super Bowl week, the week
that we all hope that our team is in months ago,
that neither of our teams are in. Did it?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Today was the first morning that was actually kind of excited.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I still am just upset the Eagles are in it, but.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, because funck both teams. I don't want either to win.
I want the Eagles to win. Chep the Chiefs, but
like opposite.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Why why is this the game?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
We're putting a lot of good hours watching football, and
it's just like fucking Eagles and Chiefs. I'm fine with
the Chiefs. I don't know. I fuck the Chiefs.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I don't want to win with the chief I've got
winning fatigue.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, but I can't have the Eagle to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I had for you, understandable and also like fuck fuck Philly.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Agreed all of their sports. I don't like them, but agreed, but.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
They're not like a direct rival of the Packers.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
So Arrival of Freedom? Wait, how so I got guys off.
Hitler did a lot of speeches in front of Eagle
statues if you look back, Ah, I did the research.
I was like, I have the receipts. I don't know.
They were kind of the first capital of our country.
That's pretty fucking yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
But why they move it? Because it fucking sucked.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah. People kept climbing fucking poles and they're like, what
is it that we have here? And they're like dirty shit, trash.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
You know when they were the capital of our country
when our country had no sports.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, and they're like, we can't have you guys being the.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Team fucking thirteen colonies, Yeah, you're the fuck out of here.
Fucking confederators. What was it the Articles of Confederation?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't they were just confederated states.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
They weren't even really a country.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
They weren't as united as they are today. Yeah, and
we moved into d C.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, a real place that doesn't have any voting rights.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
And is a district and not its own state. Still
love it, though history lesson America. Who would have thought
we'll talk to Super Bowl here in just a little bit.
But let's uh, let's let's get into Girl Scout cookies.
I bought some Girl Scout cookies this uh this week
because that monster jam working and there was a little
girl with her Girl Scout thing on and I was like,

(02:55):
you saw some cookies yet, And she's like, do you
want to buy someone?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I was like, get your mom to send me an email.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, I get some cookies. So I bought. I bought
tin boxes and cookies.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I haven't ran into any in the wild yet, but
I think I said this last week my my GM
both of his daughters are doing it, and the cookies
are supposed to come in this week. So I'm basically
Kevin from the office right now. I'm like, well, I'm
gonna fucking hook you up.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
What I missed getting to do because I did it
online was not being able to be like, yeah you can.
I always like to just throwing made up names for
girls Scott Cookies because it's like dosy does, like what uh,
what are the names of docy does, samoas? Tag alongs,
thin Mance that those are the ones that I think

(03:39):
a lemonade. Lemonade is another one that was the peanut
butter patties, the peanut butter ones, because.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
They're called peanut butter patties here and I think everywhere
else will call something different tag alongs.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
That might be it, I think so. But yeah, because
that there's like coconut clusters or really samoas, but they're
like depending on what region you're in, they changed the
name by I didn't know that. Yeah that's dumb girl.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Scouts is running a Carl Junior Hearty's fucking operation over here.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
And yeah it's some money laundering in front or rallies
and checkers. Yeah, it's too careful with the rallies. Okay,
but I don't understand, like just pick one, Like how
can you be the same burger joint but your two names?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
What are you doing trying to divide and conquer?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Insert the Oppenheimer meme.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
It's paradoxical, it's paradoxics. Yeah, I guess so so I
like I do if you get the grocery to be like, ye,
give me some shim shams. Yeah, you y'all have shim shams,
like we we don't have what do those? Just act
confident and sometimes you throw them off? But uh, so
I came with a list of what I'm gonna use
this year. Some girl scout cookies that don't exist. I'm

(04:44):
gonna go with tic tac toes, the Neapolitan flavored X
and O shaped cookies. You'll got any tiktac toes girls, No, No,
we don't, we don't. I have tic tac toes, red
rovers be a little red velvet cookies that sounds like
that'd be dope hopscotches or square shaped butterscotch flavored cookies.

(05:08):
Oh yeah, I would fuck with those, right, I love butterscotch.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Like, what are some more what are some more names
of like fake cookies.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Because you just gotta throw them off, like make them work,
make them, make them earn that money I've got.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Someone was, uh, there's smokies. They don't I don't have
a shape. I guess we could do the shape, but
they're candy cigarette flavored candy cigarettey cigarette. Yeah, just like chalk. Yeah,
but you know it'll give the parents a nice flashback
to their childhood. I also had a chocolate starfish. Yeah,
well hold on, hear me out here. It's chocolate cookie

(05:43):
and it looks like a butthole. So you went we
thought it was yeah, yeah, yeah, but I throwed you
off for a second. There.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
These are girl scouts.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Okay, fine, you want some more family? These are these
are like you can get branding because I know that,
as I talked about last week, Wendy's upcoming, they're gonna
have the fin Mint Shake.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
So here's some other branding ones. They can do.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Baja Blast cookies. I fuck with that, see right right,
it'd be like Lemonade's and another soda.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
But like it brought it, you would have Baja Blast cookies.
Don't act that you wouldn't. I would not.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
You would try it.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I would try one, sure, okay, I would try it
one okay?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
And then also, uh, because people were up in arms
when this one disappeared a few years ago. Pair them
with Choco. Have a Choco Taco cookie. Yeah, I don't
really know how, Like like I didn't come.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Up with shapes form my ice cream.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
You just more ideas, and then the last one I had,
uh because when I was typing Choco taco it uh
auto corrected the first word and made me think of it.
Tobo Chico cookies. People love Topochico.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's just cookies. It tastes like static. Yeah, to pachies, nasty.
I'm not a huge fan.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Do you just don't like any sparkling water though? Do
have you ever had pelgreno?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
But not even the sparkling water. The mineral water is
also bad. Yeah, I think mineral water is worse than
sparkling water. Yeah, mineral water has Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
I mean, like we put nickels in this good drink filler.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
You know you're having a little drink fucking sparkling water.
People just drink it like water. Yeah. I had one
this morning, drink regular water. Man. Well, I was at.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Our like storage facility and there was some topa chicos
left over from a catering, and I was like, I
will have one.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I mean, okay, I'm obviously the minority of it, but
I'm with Robert on that. I'm I'm not a huge
top chic.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I don't buy them. I don't go out of my
way from it. But the little bubbles just to shock
the brain back into working.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Do you guys know Jos, Yes, yeah, Yeah, there's just
kind of like not another top of Chicup, but more sugar.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
It's like soda, Mexican soda. They have, you know, different
flavors like pineapple, watermelon, whatever. We were at a Target
the other day and there's a collection with body wash
that it'sos scented. It's deodorant, body wash, lotion scented like

(07:59):
pineapp watermelon, pomegranate.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Like the soda. Does the soda smell yeah, because it's
all like fruit based, like fruit based fanta.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
It's for white guys that really, and I'll say it
should only be for teenagers, but white guys in high
school that have a crush on one of the Latino
girls but don't know how to talk to them. They're like,
I'm gonna smell like, yeah, I'm gonna cat her that onyeah.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Well, I was thinking like if Coca Cola had a
shampoo or whatever, It's like, what does Coca Cola smell? Like?

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Yeah, we of course bought the body wash to body wash,
had to, and then the odorant to try it, and
the lotion. Well, how was it smells really good.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, it smells what's the brown the brown soda that
they have U tamorand Tamara.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I don't know that. What is what is that?

Speaker 5 (08:44):
It took me the longest to like even know what
Tamrod was because I would only ever say in Spanish Marindo.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
So I didn't know what tamorand.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Tamarand like a just a fruit, like it's all squished
up and then it becomes pulpy.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's good. It's I've a place in Costa Rica.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
I've never boughten that one because I'm like, I don't
want to buy a two leader or something where I
don't even know what the flavor is going to be.
But yeah, dude, there's a super mercado on the end
of my street that I go to sometimes and like
fucking grab some ship when I need it.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
It looks like it's in a peanut. It's not like
it looks like a pod. Yeah. Yeah, tamarind Tamarindo. Yeah,
hell yeah, I'm a big Tamarindo guy.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
It's actually my Mexican wrestler named Tamarindo.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
So yeah, it's a New Girl Scout cookie flavor Tamarindo
that would be a great that would be a good one.
That would be a good one. I had a couple
more that I came up with, jubileese. That sounds like
that would be a girl Scout cookie immediately, and it
would be no, just Jubilee.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
No, I know what you're doing here. It's a snicker
doodle cookie with.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Chocolate icing on. It doesn't taste like locks. No, don't,
don't again, don't cherry Chaplin's cherry flavored macaroons. That's awesome.
That would play not a macroom guy, right, but I
don't get it. They don't offer a macrooon cookie yet,
so that would be like an option. They could go
with Ladybirds, which is just Dove chocolate and lady fingerstyle cookie.

(10:17):
Lady fingers are usually long and cookie, but these are
just round cookies with Dove chocolate on it. Hell And
the last one I had was large March and it's
just a bare claw right. It just that sounds like,
can I get one large March and uh, two lemonades,
some tic tac toes, a couple of Hopscotches, and then

(10:38):
the large March.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Again, Johnny Appleseed, it's just a fucking.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
It's just a candy apple. Apple would named Johnny apples
seed would be sick. I would have all of those flavors.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Yeah, Roberts, you haventy made up girls cout cookie ideas.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I just made a grilled cheese with pear today, with
pear with pear? Are you crazy? Are you never thought
of that? But as soon as you said it.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
I was like, yeah, No, I heat it up the
pear on the stove with some honey and like a
little a little like a wedge of the lemon juice.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
What else?

Speaker 5 (11:15):
I think maybe like a little bit of sugar and
a little bit of salt for a girls or for
a grilled cheese, grilled cheese.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I bet it was awesome. It was awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
I was gonna say a little salt on the pear
right there, Yeah, give a little salt to the already sweet.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
I might have to buy some pears and make a
grilled cheese at work tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I can't remember the last time I bought a pear,
but now I want to it. It was really good.
I'd recommend it. So would you call it this grilled
cheese pear cookie cheese? What's the cookie taste like? Cheese?
And pears GPS. Can I get a box GCPS? What

(11:52):
grilled cheese pears? Okay, okay, cool, but I think you
just invented a new sandwich.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
But those are some made up girls cut cookies and
girls cut cookies that don't exist.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Feel free to use those next year.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Try those out when you're at the grocery store and
you see them, like, yeah, any.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Hopscotches If you don't have any Hopscotches, I gotta keep going. Sorry,
hopscotches and take tac toes. It's all I want. Really,
If it's a childhood game, use that, and that would
be make a good girls cut cookie.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Name have the rob Schneiders. It's just laming tun.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
The fish being goes. All right, what else we got
for the pre come segment? Okay, this is an idea
I care with. I was gonna make it a new segment,
but I feel like it works better with answers, just
like so you know, in the answer segment at the
end of the show, we asked you to give us

(12:45):
five similarly rated or related things. Will power rank them
because we're better at power ranking than anyone else. Something's
a boomerang we'll tell you if it's a better boomerang
or ladle, if something you know is something a good
ladel or a bad ladle, or something a good boomerang
or bad boomerang, any kind of things like that. We did.
Somebody had asked us a question about teeny and tiny
and the difference. I think we just need to have

(13:06):
part of an ANSWER's idea just be is this is
this teena or tiny or teeny tiny? People just send
us a little They just give us something that's small,
obviously small things. Yeah, then we will decide whether or
not it's teeny tiny or teeny tiny, which is the
smallest of that. So let's run through like a little
practice round. These are these are examples to send us
something small and then ask us if it's teeny tiny

(13:28):
or teeny tiny. Is a penny teeny tiny or teeny tiny?
I think it's just tiny. Penny is tiny? Yeah, okay, Robert,
you agree, A right, And.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
There's a good chance they're gonna be things bigger than
a penny that are still chea.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah. No, we can.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
We can change our mind whenever we want.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
That. That's the beauty of like, there's not really a
decisive way, But tiny is what a penny is. A
grain of rice that's teeny, all very cheeny. It's teeny
almost teeny tiny. I wouldn't say quite as teeny.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Tiny, not quite teeny chiny, but it is teeny.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
A thimble that's tiny. I'm gonna go teeny. You're thinking
it timbles teeny, but it's bigger than a penny.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah, but like that you said was tiny, that's where
Tinkerbell sleeps.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
It's big enough to be a bad I mean.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Here's the thing. There's different sizes of thimbles. You must
be thinking of a bigger thimble than me, maybe maybe
of very small thimbles, which actually doesn't really make sense
because isn't the point of a thimble. It's supposed to
finger while your.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Stumb is your thumbach goes over. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I'm picturing one that wouldn't fit over anybody's face, so.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
A needle doesn't stab you, I think, So, yeah, it's
supposed to go. That's tiny. That's tiny. In my head,
it is tiny. That's what crazy.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
I was thinking of the one that Tinkerbell slept in,
and like in my.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
It was like that big. But still if it's tiny.
It's big enough to be a bed, so it's it's tiny,
not teeny. I didn't know what a thimble was until
right now. Oh, my grandma used to collect dimbles like
they had special ones.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
People don't sew anymore.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Right, But it was just like, oh, this is from this,
this is from Branson, Missouri, Like you went there and
you got a thimble. I guess thimbles were like the
precursor to shot glasses. Before people collected those, they collected thimbles.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
No, it's just shot glasses or the redneck thimbles.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
And somewhere along the way, magnets were the thing, and
then bottle openers and the bottle opener magnets.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
It's just all little cheap crap that you can buy
for people when you having to spend money on them.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Last one, Roly Polly teeny tiny or teeny tiny? Roly
Polly's teeny teeny Really Polly's teeny I.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Was trying to be if it might be teeny tiny.
I think it's teeny tiny.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Really, I could see tiny, but I would say it's.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
I think it definitely. Would you saw you saw a
tiny thimble? Is teeny can definitely fit in tiny?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, and I think the roly poly could fit inside
teeny tiny.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
But continue, if teeny tiny can fit inside teeny.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Can really fully fit inside something it's teeny Yeah, okay,
well then all you have that one, all right, so
do stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Let's let's see if things are teeny tiny or teeny tiny.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Are penises excluding Robert, don't do that.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Don't do that one. That's a mean one. Yeah, we
all know we won't answer that one. Yeah, you guys know, justem.
We'll have to abstain. Don't make us say it. What
else did I got? Ummm? Would you what do you?
Would you bring in? I ha?

Speaker 3 (16:30):
So this is an argument that appeared in the group
chat this morning. I want Robert's opinion first on it.
Robert Archeto's chips Cheetos, Yeah, yes, they're chips, Alex Archeto's chips.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
They are chips. I actually made taco salad last night
and it was like, grabbed the two handfuls of chips
of your choice and mix them in, and I grabbed cheetahs.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Did you guys know that both of you are so
fucking wrong. It's incredible Cheetos are not what's the full
firm form of the word chip.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Potato chip chipper. Cheetos are not chips.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
My buddy said it because I had sent in I
told you, guys right before, I found a bag all
dressed laced potato chips, which are very famous in Canada.
I've heard about them for years. They've never made their
way down here. They're here now. I had it. It
was life blowing or mind changing from Canada. Mind blowing
and life changing.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, would you say they were terrific today?

Speaker 3 (17:29):
But I sent in a picture. I go, guys, are
the best chips I've ever had. My wife and someone
responded with, weird, I don't see hot cheetos. Well, first
of all, I've been over this. Cheetos are better than
hot cheetos right away. But also cheetos are not chips.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
What are cheetos? Then they're cheese puffs? No, there are
There are cheese puffs. Yeah, they have cheto cheese puffs.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
No, theres even the crunchy ones. That's still a cheese puff.
It's just a crunchy puff.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
You sound insane, nouse, He goes like a psycho.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
My buddy goes, you know, really, the why do I
find them in the chip aisle, to which I respond
to question, Okay, you know what else you find in
the chip aisle cheese? It's popcorn and fucking pork crimes.
Are you going to say any of those are chips? Well,
I bet you now that you said Cheetos are chips,
you probably think cheese its are chips also, which they're
not crackers.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
There you say it in the box.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
But then so right there, all those are in the
chip aisle. Those aren't chips. It's a snack aisle.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
No, Cheetos are chips, they're unequipped chips.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yeah, Doritos are chips.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
You make an excavage for Rita's.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Well, because what even though it's not a potato, it
is a tortilla chip in the name, You don't you
don't go, hey, let me get some Cheetos chips over here.
If there was a two bags right here on the table,
one Lais and one Cheetos, and I said, Robert, hand
me the chips. Are you gonna hand me Cheetos? I

(18:58):
don't think that's a long take at all. I think
we're very right. Not Cheetos are its own things like they're.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Cheese, especially the ones that aren't Cheeto puffs. Those are chips.
And if funions are chips, then it's the same thing.
I want to say, the fundion is a chip.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
You wouldn't say what is a funion?

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Then the funding is a funnion. That doesn't you can't
have it ring nor No.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Chips are also flat and crunchy. The cheeto crunchy not flat.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Oh really? Have you ever heard of Frito's twists.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
The freed the corn chip? Interesting?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Yep, but that is a different style on the already
established corn chip.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Or tortilla chip. You gotta pick, you gotta pick a cheese.
What's the difference or tortilla chips?

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Chips are tortilla what chips? To Yes, they are chips,
seweed chips.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
You can call it. That's not a chip, but you
can call it a chip. If you want to chip,
you can call it.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
That doesn't mean it's a chip.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Does literally called that ships?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
There are slivers they are flat.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
So are cheetahs little slivers.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
And actually, even if you want to go get technical
with those twists, they are flat.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
They are just twisted about toastedo scoops. It's got a
flat flatness, it's got a ball. It'd be a better
ladle than anything.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
But the layer of it is flat.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
What was your pringles ms? Potato chesh But that's fine
flat though it doesn't have to make a duck face
with them. Upset.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
I said they're flat. I didn't say their level.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
You know, I don't think you know what flat is.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Oh, I know what flat.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
I don't think you know what flat is. My ass
has level flat? Was that even mean?

Speaker 3 (20:46):
You guys are just I can't believe I've been doing
the sham of a podcast for this long.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Bad and his Cheetos are definitely chips. If you don't
think so, you are a fucking crazy Well.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
You're on the side of the one guy in the
group chat that always has bad takes.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Well, I'm not in the group chat. You're lucky because
I would absolutely dominate that group chat. You would not.
You would.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
I would be want to kill yourself after a week.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I would be the alpha of that group chat, because
why are we still having a romoversus deck debate in
this group chat.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
I thrive in those situations. I don't know if you
know that about me.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I thrive in situations such as that terrible sports takes
like let's go, let's go.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
I thrive in situations such as that.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Can plants feel Get the fuck outddy. I've spent an
entire year trying to explain to people why the running
back has the most rushing yards in the league. Is
not good. That's that's where my head's at. Man, you
think I'm not built for this. I was fucking you
might have come into this, but I was born into
this darkness. Motherfuckers. All right, it's all that's going on

(21:48):
in his head. All that is, and it made up
girls scout cookies. It's pretty much it and one pound fish.
Come on, lady, come on, lady, well fi fit cheeto
girl scout cookie. I'd eat that.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, hey you want a dusty cheesy cookie.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, chocolate chips chips mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
That is the outlier to the room.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Oh, the one outlier. Yeah, there's nine other ones. This
might be the craziest take you Yeah, a Cheetahs, it's
not a chip. Mark this down, Robert for like for
the gravies, for like worst take of the air.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
There's gonna be so many more people on my side.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
No, this is gonna be the one.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
But the comments YouTube this week, guy's are cheetos, chips, ar.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Cheetos chips, YouTube dot com, such a PA podcast or
just search past.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Gras chips or Cheetos are not speaking of.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
That, Robert, Will you do me a favor where you
go look at last week's podcast and pick somebody to
win a shirt, because I did see we hit the
number I said we had to get to one hundred
and fifty comments to see who commented the most. Don't
do it like you have to tell me.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Now, just bet you a thousands because he fucking disagrees
with everything.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, well, maybe you have bad things that you say. No,
I don't. You might. I've got great things. I don't
know the last one.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
The tremendous everyone elses day the West.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
My takes are so good. You're gonna get tired of
me winning. I'm gonna be the chiefs of takes.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
So Pat has got terrible takes today. We know that
we're off.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
I'm shutting down for the rest of the podcasts. You're
getting one word answers to.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Everything, Fine, whatever, All right, why don't do Robert Feelin's.
Let's have the return of Robert feelin everybody. We had
somebody call on open phones Friday on The Rod Ryan Show,
not provide the buzz. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, it's the best morning show on the planet.
And they were like, hey, Alex, what happened to Robert Feelines?
And then he gave me one. I can't remember what

(23:38):
it was. It was like British gentleman tree and it
was something used when it's cold outside, and it was chapstick.
I did not get it. I got stumped. Fucking idiot.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
I would have said assless pants for chat.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, well he's a British gentleman. So I was like, dude,
we're bringing We'll bring Robert Feelinx back. Robert Feelin's like
to come up with a bunch of them. It takes
a little bit. So we're gonna do once a month.
This is our This counts as the January one. We'll
do one in the last week of February, all right,
so we'll do two this month to make up for
last month. These are the Robert Felines Robert Feelin's. If

(24:15):
you're new, here are Bobcat. Robert Feline is just the
appropriate name, the proper name for Bobcat. We're coming up
with fake proper names for other things. We will give
you the category, and then your goal is to decipher
the little code we give you with the name. So
hold on, did you have any You didn't have any.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
I came up with one off the top of my
head a second aga. It was cocoa regenerative fish. They said,
I came up with this one a second ago.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
So it's a little some of these starfish, regenerative fish.
What was the first word, chocolate starfish.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
That's as soon as I said it out loud, I
was like shit, I said fish.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Yeah, all right, this is a celebrity.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Pre dog football snap boy again pre dog football, snap boy.
So puppy hike puppy hiked for a hike kid pre

(25:40):
dog football snap boy maybe instead of.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Maybe hut could also be but I think it's hike
puppy hike kid puppy.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Well wait, what was the last one? Last word? Boy boy?
I don't know. You got me Kate Hudson K eight
pre dog it's pre K nine. Oh that's so.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Good football snap boy Hudson.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
I even said it might be hot fuck.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Just one on the spot right there. That was I was.
That was a free one right there. You can take that,
take that into the bank. Try that tomorrow at the
water cooler. All right, these are the ones I really have.
This one is a fish used to have peer, used

(26:44):
to have peer. It's a fish.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Peer could be like a dog. Pere could also be
like looking used to have had haddock.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yep, there you go.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Haddock nicely died. Pack nicely died. There's a penny on
the ground.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Is that why you were asking about the penny earlier time?

Speaker 1 (27:10):
No, somebody always drops change in here. Heads up. This
room is just where people throw change. It's on it's
on good heads Uh. This is a popular tourist destination,
Whiskey Road, Whiskey Road, popular tourist destination, Bourbon. That's the

(27:36):
one nice. That's the one nice. Uh. This is a
dinosaur attempt Silverman cards.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Okay, say the whole thing again.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Attempt Silverman cards, and it's a dinosaur. The dinosaur Silverman.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Yeah, saving I guess that could also be Jason Biggs
attempt to be try.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
It's try try Sarah toops Bry Sarah toops Sarah silverman Sarah.
As soon as we got try Sarah tops baseball cards.
All right, I got two more. This is a This
is a candy Kids cereal with a speech impediment. Twigs, yep,

(28:37):
I had a say tricks, come on.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
This also is a candy cow water busts.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
Cow water busts, milk DA milk duds.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
All right, good job, guys. Those are our Robert Okay.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
All right, it's a uh since the Super bowls in
New Orleans. It's a New Orleans food chewing Broncos quarterback gumbo.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
There you go. I didn't have a lot of time
put into Broncos quarterbacks. Pretty good gumbo. I like that,
all right, and those are your Robert feelings?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Really quick, I was like, fuck, who's a famous bold.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Him back layer?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
But yeah, sometimes it's like a very specific last name
that gives it away.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Chewing Heisman winner would have been harder be Heisman when
it would be there's been fucking fifty since he won it.
Did Bo win eighty four Heisman winner?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Oh? Bo Jackson did? Yeah? I was thinking. I was
still thinking bout Nicks. That would you would have thrown
me off? There? We got me runner up. Last night,
I thought Haddock was going to get everybody because it's
like I forgot that was even a fish. I was
looking at a recipe and I said, Haddock and I
was like, I'm like, very tasty fish. Whitefish whattfish? What
that's the only kind of fish at Patles. By the way,

(29:57):
I do love cod. You got rid of his dei
fish eating this guy's whitefish.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Now, no more salmon, it's pink. We're getting rid of it.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
All right. Those are Robert Feelin's. Well, we'll try and
do that again at the end of the month. But
everybody thank you for you know, sometimes if you ask
for the segment, we'll bring the segments back. Future news
we need the music for it. But maybe we bring
future news back. And another that was a fun That
was a fun phase we went through. We never got
anything right yet. I don't know. Maybe we did. I

(30:29):
don't remember.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
That's future news, so it still could happen.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Could it happen in a thousand years?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Robert did say one time that kids, they are our future.
And that's that seems like it's trending in the right direction.
So that may be true, and please credit Robert if
that is true. Let's uh, let's move on to the
comeback kids, segre We'll tell you what's back in the
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Speaker 5 (31:44):
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Speaker 1 (31:49):
All the way. They could have skipped numbers. Definitely that
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It's fetti wop. Fetti motherfucking wop. Tell me you saw

(34:10):
fetti all over your timeline this.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Week, not even one. No, just somehow missed the dollar
dollar fish guy or pound of fish guy already missed it.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Come on, lady, come on lady. One bound fish better
very good, be cheap, bet good, cheap. No fetti wop
and JBL speakers were back this weekend because everybody was
just posted. It was like Washington and the boys selling
the uh sailing across the Delaware with fetti wap blasted
on the JBL speaker, and it'll just be like you'll

(34:45):
see him going down the river, and I want you
to be what.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
I did see those means it'll be it'll be the
Avengers whenever they were coming back to fight, and you
can see them all coming back, and it was when
the Avengers are coming to fight with JBL or with
fetty playing on the JBL speaker, it's.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
A seventy I oh, it was hello. Pretty much any
historic event or funny movie scene was that was the
highlight of my wake for like two straight days. That's
like all I did. I think it was like Friday night,
Saturday afternoon. I was just like every single one like
like like like so it just fed into that algorithm.

(35:26):
But Fetti Wap is back. But uh, like blast that
ship on your JBL speaker. You know that we're big
Fatty Wap fans on this podcast.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
I'll fucking pull mine out of my bag right now
and blast that shit.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
In here shout JBL speakers.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
I was just like that was the specific one they picked.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
It. It was like, oh, the pirates coming to try
and hijack Captain Phillips ship blasting Fetty Wap on the
JBL speaker, and it just just them like prepping the
ship for for getting taken over, and they I want
you to be mine.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
If you see that going viral on Monday and you
like run social media for JBL, do you just go
all right, the internet's got it this week. I'm gonna
go take a vacation.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
We don't need an ad for the super Bowl. We
just got memes.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yeah, guys, I don't know why we're getting memed, but
this is great for us, and also they're gonna be Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Dude, it's fatty Wow.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
He rocks, but like fuck beats. Nobody's saying playing on
the Beats pill. They said, JBL, we.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Won this one. Boy. JBL is the king, I guess,
but shout out fetty Wop. I've already nominated fetti Wap
now for that will be great the first Meme of
the Year nominee Fetti Wap slash JBL speaker of Memes.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
I mean, you combine historical feats with fetti Wop. All
the boys are gonna be down.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
For Yeah, everybody's down for that.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
And just like I feel like Animal coming over the
mountains with elephants.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
I feel.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
I know that's not him. I know it sounds like me, but.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, it's just pretty much shouting. But I remember I
was late to the party for Fetti Wap. I was like, yo,
if y'all heard this trap queen, and everybody's like, yeah, man,
the song has been out for months.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Why just hurt now the first time the song rocks?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Is that ill? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Hey, well that's what I was gonna ask. That's only
part of the song. I know bangs though.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
She in the kitchen, cooking fries and my baby, or
cooking pies and my baby. It's a bop. We got
this rip of my traff quick is all I do is,
but I might just not fetty wop fucking rocks bro
And I always think of John Joffrey, former coast of
Passy Baby, because that was just us shouting that NonStop.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Yeah baby a baby shout out, and I want a
club sword, which I don't know what he says, but
times I had no idea how that was fetty.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
That was what me and John did for a lot
of the weekend, was just sending each other those memes
back and forth, and then voicemails where we were just
shouting at each other, super fun, super fun stuff, shout out,
fetty wop.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
He's back in a good way.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
He's got one eye. Let's give him some love. You know,
I don't know yet one Yeah, dude, well look at him.
It's cool. Super Bowl back. Super Bowl is back this week.
I'm fucking stoked about the Super Bowl. Robert. What are
your thoughts in the Super Bowl? You stoked?

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Big game coming up?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Huh yeah, not not really, no, not at all.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Can we say super Bowl or do we have to
call it the big game.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
We're not doing an ad, so yeah, we can say
super Bowl, go off. Dude, say it all you want
to get it out.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Of the super Bowl, super Bowl, super Bowl. It is sad, though,
that the last game of the year is about to
happen and then we have to wait for more football
for a long time.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah. At least the way they used to do it
with the Pro Bowl being after was kind of cool
because you gotta wind down. And now I get why
people bitch about it. I enjoyed the Pro Bowl. We'll
talk about that here in a little bit, but it's
like flag football, goofball stuff, and then we got the
biggest game of the year. I kind of liked it
when it was like biggest game of the Hey, now

(38:57):
let's just goof off sometimes.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Why back in the day, why.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Can't we have this?

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Why can't we have the distance throwing competition anymore? That's
the one thing that everybody.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
They do a lot of their stuff with the skills competition.
Did you see the punt off? They had a punt
off that was sick.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Until they give me the one thing that I want.
I'm happy that they're doing it this way now.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
It's throwing accuracy. I don't want throwing action. They didn't catching.
You have to put on like the Hamburger helper gloves.
That's like the hard one. That was fine.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
And by the way, the throwing accuracy, that's not what
we want. Give me back the nineties Pro Bowl skills.
I want targets on dummies that are going like fifteen,
twenty and forty yards away that they have to hit
with chalk on the ends of the football so we
can see where it hits.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
No, see what they do now is they have the cannons,
the steam cannon or whatever it is.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
They'll hit something and he goes and shoots the steam out.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Oh they got it in Dude, seeing the chalk mark
on it.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
When you're like, dude, he nailed a perfect bull's eye
on a forty five yard throw, and like hell, that
blue nothing competes with that blue mark. But then just
give me that and give me the long distance.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Throw they should just have. I don't care they perfected
regular football. Just give me the nerve whistle football throw.
Just do the nerve voortext and just.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Try and get them to recreate all those old bullshit
Gatorade commercials like you have to throw this one out
of the stadium.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Do you know what we're talking about when we talk
about nerve Ford texts? Yes, okay, yes, Did you enjoy
those as a kid too? Like it was like it
whistled through it, Like that's the coolest thing happened. Play
jackpot with your friends. You just grab it by like
the stick part, just like go the tail, just everybody fights.
I want to watch NFL quarterbacks throw it and if
you can throw it out of the stadium.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
That just made me think, what was the toys that
we had as kids where it was kind of like
a ball that was in the end of like a
sleeve and you just like wound it up and threw it.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
The fuck were those called that was the best toy?
I do not know. I played jackpot with those, goddamn it.
I do not know what you're talking about off the
top of my head. But super Bowl is back, and
I don't know. Probo was tight. I thought Probo was cool. Mylleikueighbors,
fucking stud it's the best. And then they also had
the like hammer thing they do at the carnival where

(41:00):
you just try and see how strong you are. But
they did it with a spiked football and that was
really cool. Like power spike, I think is what they
called it.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Oh my god, I just tried to I'm googling it.
Ninety story Remember the just velgrow pads.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, that was sick. God. But super Bowl's back, and look,
I know there's a lot of podcasts out there that
are gonna tell you their bets and do all this
cool stuff like hey, bet sake one Berkeley over ninety
nine and a half rushing yards. Yeah, like, yeah, okay,
go with all the mainstream prop bets where the podcast

(41:39):
is gonna get you rich, We're gonna give you props
that are gonna pay out huge. Maybe they're not as
likely to happen, but if they do happen, you're gonna
win a fucking fortune. I got my hand on some
some props, all right. I wet the beak a little bit.
I got a little money invested in uh in the
soup the Big Game this week guys. I got a

(42:00):
little mining invested in the Big Game this weekend. I
dropped some serious coin on these. And these are the
props I got, pat, did you bring the ones that
you have in? I do? Okay, So some Super Bowl
prop bets we got for the Big Game, the Declaration
of Independence to get stolen while the game's being played.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
I got that at plus two hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
I mean, you got to put five on it. If
somebody gives you plus two hundred thousand odds on anything,
you take it, and I did. So Let's hope Nick
Cage doesn't show up at the Super Bowl. If he's
not there, I'm feeling pretty good about this. That would
be rad I have over four and a half nine

(42:42):
and eleven references during the broadcast. That's plus eleven thousand.
I feel like maybe they can get one two in,
you know, right off the bat, and then just somehow
they got to find somebody that was born around two
thousand and one that's playing in the game.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
But you know, I feel like that's a suckers bet.
They're trying to get your with the recent aviation problems.
I don't think they're gonna try and mention nine.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Eleve somebody could be from New York. They could have
been born in two thousand and one. Like say they're
boring September twelfth. That'd be crazy.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
I didn't look anybody's ages up, but that would make sense.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
I'm sure there's some players.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Somebody was born September twelfth, would make sense, So then
you can get a couple more September eleventh references.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
All right, I like that one. Would would you.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Like I had see I had a couple in here
that they're not gonna make you a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
But they're sure to hit.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Okay, these first couple ones, first one only fans Streaker
minus six hundred. That's definitely happening. Well, obviously they do
it every year. Now she's gonna be some girl just
trying to get subs, and guess what she's gonna get subs.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
It's gonna it is, in effect a strategy.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Another one not horrible odds you can pretty safely, but
on this the Eagles to have over one and a
half personal fouls in the fourth quarter, which would of
course help the Chiefs minus two hundred. Okay, that one,
that's like you gotta you gotta give a little bit
for the juice. But you know it's coming team refs here.
Both good teams are gonna be close in the fourth quarter.
They're gonna have to help the Chiefs out somehow. And

(44:01):
this is where you start to make some money on mine.
H Taylor Swift to wear a ref's jersey plus one thousand. Ooh,
I like that. Yeah, I mean it is. It's part
of her team. Nobody reps that part of her team,
and you know Taylor likes to help out the little guy,
so she's gonna be repping the refs out there.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
I'll get on I'll get on that action.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Yeah, that's the one I also had. And this is
where you're starting to get some juice on these. Drake
to join Kendrick Lamar at halftime plus ten thousand, plus
ten thousand, unlikely, unlikely could happen now this one. Kendrick
Lamar to drop hard evidence against Drake during the halftime
show plus twenty three.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
They drops a file.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Yeah, Like he's like, like in the middle of the song,
he just stops. He's like, I have evidence.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Now shows pictures and it's probably a minor. Yeah, that
would activity.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
That's what everybody in the crowd's going to sing, a
minor and then he's gonna like cut the lights make Actually, guys,
it's not funny anymore because I have proof.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Now.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Yeah, he has like a slideshow.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
And he puts one of his Grammys underneath each slide.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah, he pulls up a little way in too, like
pull out a projector and shows everybody that some other
ones that I got in on the Ukraine War to
end at any point during the game. Plus forty thousand.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Trying to grab headlines. That would be a time to
do it.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
That's just that's a Vibes move. I'm anti war, you know,
I'm a peaceful kind of guy. I want to end war.
If you give me the option to bet on the
end of a war, let's go. Let's go for it,
all right, So I took that. I got that action
for peace right exactly. Any coach or player to get
attacked by an animal plus fifteen thousand, I don't know

(45:38):
there's a they have an eagle. I'm sure to say.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
It is not an open air stadium though.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
If there's an eagle there, it would be inside so
it couldn't get out, so if it gets loose, it
could take out player.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Cats get into stadiums all the time.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
All the time. New Orleans Gators.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
I'll probably keep the gators out, but I think a
cat is probably your best bet, because you know what,
cats are also kind of bitches.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
But also gators can't rule them out. Squirrels, Yeah, yeah,
those two with it? Is it? Not? What? What's like
the Louisiana squirrel? It's like muskrat? Is that what it is?

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Something like that? I was trying to think. I know
they have some sort of like big rat thing.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Yeah, it's the same kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
Is what?

Speaker 3 (46:20):
All I can think of is capabaras and I know those.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah, not that they buy you boss? Uh? What else? Oh?
Bain to interrupt the game at any point plus thirty
five thousand.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Tom Hardy have any movies coming up?

Speaker 4 (46:36):
But he would Yeah, it's like maybe there's a new Batman.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
But I I mean, if Bain interrupts the game, I
want to get on an action because he ended it
when he did that in the last Batman movie, he
ended the game. So that would that would mean that
whoever's winning at that point is the winner. So I'm
pretty much betting for the game to just end mid game.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
And that's actually smart because if it ends mid game,
they'll probably cancel all prop bets.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
But if that is specific, that would hit and I'm rich.
Everyone else just gets nothing. I'm doing that. That's smart.
See what I'm doing there? You gotta think ahead, gotta
think ahead. What'd you got, Robert? Look you were about
to weigh you wanted to you want to tay all
that one? Yeah? Rooting for Bain? Okay, team Bain.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
What else? We got the US Fish and Wildlife Services
to list centaurs as a protected species at any point
in the game. Plus sixteen hundred. That's it seems unlikely.
But like the odds, I don't know. It looks like
I could convince myself that that happens.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Maybe last year's Super Bowl. I don't see a lot
of Harry Potter fans in this administration.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
So centaurs wn be a little bit Potter, not just
Harry Potter. And the last one I had is the
winning team to poor Nickelodeon slam on their coach instead
of gatorade. Plus twenty thousand. That would be a that'd
be a game changer. One of the teams is green.
Patrick Mahomes has already won two or three Super Bowls, Like,
change it up? Why keep going with gatorade?

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Why know we're just going to put Nick Clardy's lamb
on him? Maybe that's what he's saying at Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
That would be incredible. Yeah, but yeah, those are some
prop bets. If you want to make a little little
money on the Big Game.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
I want to find one Taylor Swift to get Catorade
bethed That could.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Be a good one.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
I like the rep Stra but if you you want
to tail our bets, let us know.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
But she wears any black and white. We know she's
given the nod.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yeah, absolutely absolutely, But that's what we got for the
Big Game this weekend. All right, now you're all set up.
That's the best place you should go for Big game info.
I want a camera on Jason Kelsey during the game.
There's gonna be a thousand on Jason Kelsey.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
No, but I mean I want one hit that's just
specifically Jason cam where so we can see live as
the game happens and plays happen, his reaction to see
who he's really rooting for. I don't think he's rooting
for his brother. I think he's rooting for the Eagles.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Scumbag move you ask me.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
I don't think it is like everyone you have to
root for family. Why people fuck with their brothers all
the time. I mean, yeah, I love you, that was
my team though those are still those are the blood brothers.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
They sweat and bled with out there. Brother blood brother.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Now he's his brother. Bye blood brother.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Bye.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Blood and blood brother are very different things, Robert.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
You think Caine wanted to root for Abel, He's sure
as hell wasn't rooting for Undertaker. We know that. Maybe
just because my family's fucked up.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
But like if I had ever gotten drafted, and I
had gotten drafted by the Yankees, zero percent chance my
dad would have ever rooted for my team to win,
and my brother, they both would have rooted for me
to have a good game, and my team lose every
fucking game.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I think Sakon Barkley's dad was a Jets fan and
he wore Jets shit to a Giant's Jets game. That's
real fan back.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
No, I'm just going to blindly abandon my team and
follow you because we have the same genetics that the
bullshit root against your family normalize rooting against your family.
It's Thanksgiving just we're all in a big fight.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
I guess I have a weird family. That shit's never
made sense.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Yeah, you definitely do. You're like, we don't get gifts
for Christmas for each other.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
We just show up. We're all adults now, adults, it
does seem nicer on the holidays when you're like, that's
cool that he's not stressing out and I'm like trying
to buy gifts. Pat's just like taking a bottle of whiskey.
That's it. That's all I need. All Right? Super Bowls
back this week though, so fuck the Eagles, So I
gotta say about that. Also back this week, Eli Manning.

(50:35):
A lot of people have said it, but I'm gonna
say it to greatest Pro Bowl coach of all time?
Three consecutive Pro Bowl coaching wins. He's the only person
ever to be a two time Super Bowl MVP and
also coach the Pro Bowl to three consecutive wins?

Speaker 4 (50:52):
How does that not cement him in the Hall of Fame?
Which he will find out tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
I believe as we're recording this, he's gonna find out
if he's a Hall of Famer tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
It's also Riot week because if he does not get in,
I have had to riot.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Did we do a hot seat? Peyton Manning? Is Cooper
gonna take his job at the Pro Bowl?

Speaker 4 (51:10):
I mean, Peyton mang you gotta say, is he bad coach?
Like is he a bad coach?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Jordan was a bad GM The players that play at
so high a level, they just aren't able.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
To do it. On the other side, Eli he resonates
with his players. He gets it. He's one of the guys,
you know, he knows how to let the stars be stars.
He knows that coach up the up and comers. He's there,
he gets it.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
He's probably gonna be a Hall of Famer, and he
gets to play the underdog role because he's against his big.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Brothers right exactly, and he's better than his big brother
I would say a coaching at least the coach tied
tied if you're talking about Super Bowls, but ahead of
him if you're talking about sup Bowl MVPs. So really
two out of three he got a beat on. So
I would argue that you guys the better manning. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
As far as quarterbacks go, I would still go Peyton
because nobody questioned whether or not Peyton was going to
make it the first time there was no playned Riot week.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Everyone just knew it was going to happen. Yeah. Well,
sometimes you need a little, a little something, a little
you need a little a little power behind you, that's
what I am. I'm I'm the anger. I'm I'm the madness.
I'm this is the only positive football thing that could
happen for me this year.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
It sounded like he was about to give a Baine speech.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
No, I'm the anger, the madness. They already quitted Bain
twice this this time, and then I've bet on him too,
so they can't have four Bane references. That doesn't work
that way. But you know what I mean, the greatest,
greatest Pro Bowl coach ever. Can't take that away from him.
Literally tied for the best waying percentage as as a
Pro Bowl coach. Do we know that?

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Yeah, there's no one that's ever. You can't be better
than a thousand percent.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
But no, But I'm saying there might have been Pro
Bowl coaches like if the AFC snapped off like five
in a row in the Marvel Levy years, he might
have won four in a row.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
As the Pro Bowl coach. No NFC would have beat
him because he couldn't beat the NFC. So his AFC
not in the regular season and the Pro Bowl. Maybe
he did. No, I couldn't have done it. Look is
that if you think I did research for the Pro
Bowl Coaches. No, I didn't, but all I saw was
the last three years Eli Manning's one, so obviously he's
really good.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
At the very least, he'll get in the Hall of
Fame as a contributor for his Pro Bowl coach.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
First ballot, or are we riot? I've said this for
two years.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I said at the very least. I didn't say that's
not gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
I said, at the very least, if somehow it didn't happen,
he would go in as a contributor.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
I bought some accelerant. I'm just gonna say that. I
don't want to get into the details. I don't want
to get taken off of YouTube. But there's been some
accelerant that's been purchased, and there will be a fire
started if he does not get in. It will be
at least one fire started. I valued.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
I will not give any details as to the whereabouts
of those fires, but it will happen. I vowed to
do that. So if Eli does not get in, I
swear to fucking God.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
If Eli does not get in as a first bout
Hall of Famer, what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (53:51):
If he does, I gotta go to campon.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
A heynna be.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Okay, I've never wanted to go no high on my life,
but I will for you, Manning.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
If the Hall of Fame wasn't there, nobody would ever want.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
The fuck is can't know how to do? Our stadium
is a high school field. We're Ohio, but not any
of the good cities. Is it that? The same thing
with the Baseball Hall of Fame? Cooperstown? Yeah, where's coopers
New York? New Yeah, New York. Okay. You could have
literally put it in any state and I would have
believed it. There's only one place worth going in Cooperstown.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Sounds like Ohio too. It was sound like Cooperstown, Ohio.
Makes sense.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
I would not have bat it, deny it that.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
But the only place is worth going in New York
will be Buffalo, and that's only.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
During a Bills game. Now, New York City is pretty
fucking sick. New York City sucks. I've been there. It's
not I also have been there. It's awesome.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
It's it's just it's uncomfortably hot for a city that's
that far north when you go and the entire city
smells like piss.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
I was there in summer parts of it, which is
why it was uncomfortably hot. It was it felt like
one hundred and six because it was just baking off
the concrete, and the entire city smelled like piss every
place I came out, whether I went in the subway
or out of the subway into what you would think
would be fresher. The only place that didn't smell like
piss was Yankee Stadium.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
That smelled like excellence.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
No oh, this new yng No smelled like cheap home runs.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
No, no, it didn't. You don't know you weren't. It
didn't fucking Crawford boxes or fucking short porch.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Tall fence though, doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Still as far you gotta hit it high you want
to it as far you gotta hit it high.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Though, what you You just gave a short fence and
a short distance.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
That's cheap. You like the fucking Red Sox. They have
like a one foot fence at one part of the field.
It always gets the ground will doubles.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Oh you mean the one that's weighed down the line, Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Always just bounces over built in there.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
The only thing the Red Sox ever did that was
cheap was when Tedilliams was there. They built the bullpen
out there in right field to make the fence a
little bit closer for Ted, but you still have to
hit it three eighty to get it out there for
four to ten whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
To that bar of the field. So I could do
that anytime Yankees.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Got to hit a pop fly three hundred and twenty
feet and you got a home run.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Well, then if everybody can do it, wise, and everybody do.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
It not everyone plays in Yankee Stadium, maybe well, like
if you know that you just get to hit at
a certain distance, then it seems like every time you
do play in Yankee Stadium, all you should do his homer.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
I mean, you don't have to worry about hitting man.
You should probably worry more about their defense.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Doesn't matter, dude, I'm fine. It's not baseball season. This
isn't even baseball. It almost is. It's not.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
It's hockey season, but it in hockey season.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
It'll be like two days away from pitchers and catchers
reporting no.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Next week, it's next week. Well I know, because next week, dude,
that's not this week.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Then Bill McDill I kind of know Roger Clemens's son.
He comes in the restaurant sometimes, and he was in
yesterday and he said he's reporting the day after the
Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
You might misremember that.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
I misremembered nothing. He said Kobe. Huh Kobe Clemens. Oh
that's his older son. Oh so you don't have the
cool one.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
No, I said the wrong sun name. I actually did
that earlier today too. I said the wrong No, it's
him Casey Casey.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
No, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
He's everybody every he named my friend's then, well he
named every kid starting with K.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Come on, man, easy to remember him.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
You just yell no, it's not because then I can't
remember which K sound I'm supposed to make.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Andrew, I would hope he knows. Roger probably knows. Do
you think he does Stewards now? No? Okay, no his signe? No,
okay no, don't was as not ROYD just Roger did
not do steroids. I know that. Definitely didn't. Not a
steroid gay, not a stereo gay. Not like him probably

(57:46):
back in Boston did No. Definitely definitely not. Now he's
on the Yankees in the prime of his career. Definitely
not then yea not. As he got older and stronger
and better.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
He's talking about it happens all the time.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Those twenty strikeouts.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Yeah, I can see some Sperry bonds of Mark McGuire.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Oh wait, fuck you know who is getting better as
he's getting older? Show hey a tani.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Hm well, I mean when that massive weight was taking
off his shoulders of just getting a pass on gambling.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
What if like this off season, like he has to
fire another translator for steroids. It's like, no, this the
translator is actually doing steroids. Show. Hey, he had no idea,
He had no idea, Like he had no fucking clues.
His translator was ordering steroids on show Hay's behalf and
then injecting himself because he bought a bowflex. Like how

(58:38):
what you gotta do this back to back seasons? Like
we can't do that? Fuck him? Fuck him though.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Fuck the Dodgers, dude, I'm already tired of them.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yeah. Season hasn't even started.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Oh, another Japanese guy's coming over. Where's he going? Oh
Dodgers again?

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Neat, neat. It's not a bad idea just to sign
the entire Japanese national team like that, they're gonna have chemistry.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
I think the salary cap should be instituted when my
team doesn't win.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
I think that's a fair Also like that, I don't
think my team should have the salary cap. We should
not have to abide by it, but everybody else should have.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Or just if a team that everyone hates has a
success sustained period of success, cut their roster in half.
You only get thirteen players.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Unless it's my team, and then we need to keep it.
That's how That's how I think. Yeah, Like with west
Ham soccer, no one cared about soccer. I get it,
Like we're not Manchester City because we aren't owned by
oil sheiks. We're just owned by guys that were in
porn that like ran a porn company like that was
that was a part of it. They just became so.

(59:42):
But the oil sheiks can just be like, we don't
have real life money, like everything's monopoly money because we
have a jazillion dollars, Like there's not a finite amount
of numbers that you can put to the amount of
cash we have. So they just get everybody and I'm like,
I want this is bullshit. They can't do that. But
if west Ham got bought by a chic, I'd be
like fuck yeah, sign everybody let's do that. So like, yeah,

(01:00:03):
it's cool when my team does it, not when anybody else. Oh,
he doesn't even care about baseball. They don't even care
about anything.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Don't care about sports, They don't care about anything.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Like the team's good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
They show up when the team isn't spectacular though, like
we're just gonna go be in beautiful weather.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
All they care about the Grammys, that's all they Yeah,
fucking loves skinny bitches. I want to do Occempic one time,
just once so I can see, yeah, you really need it. No,
but then if you do it, you get the class action.
If you get the opportunity to try it, you can
see later and then.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
You can get like ten cents. Maybe that's what happened
with Verizon. I would say recently. This was a couple
of years ago. Already they were like, get up to
one hundred dollars class action settlement, whatever I have Rizon,
and so I was a part of this, and then
years passed by until up until like a month ago

(01:00:56):
where I just I get a text because I got
it through zell It said, fries in settlement, here's your
eleven dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Fuck yet, buyself something nice. Yeah, so, but you were
probat of taking down the big company.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
The lawyers did get to keep eighty eight percent of
the money.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Everyone else gets to split the rest. Yeah, Like do
attorneys just do that? You're like, yeah, I could probably
fix this today where we met up nine more times
for lunches and then I bill you for all of
that and then also it's nineteen hours. Actually no, I
can't see that happening.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Lawyers are historically a very uh, very moral, an upstanding
group of people that don't do shady shit at all.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
All of my law school was from Liar Liar and
my cousin Vinny and breaking bad. Oh yeah, I'm breaking
bad to better call Saul. So it's four shows, Seinfeld,
it's four shows basically four years. I don't trust Jackie Chiles.
You don't have to trust him. But he knew what
he was doing. I don't know, No, not really, not really.

(01:01:58):
But yeah, back to Eli Manning, He's, uh, it's right week.
I'm not fucking around, Well, why don't you say it's
celebration week. I'm you're already this is the heir of
a threat. This is me being like, it's the I'm
Manning week. Throw a little in the fucking hole or else.
This is me like threatening, like with the threat of violence.
It's a Hall of Fame week.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
But turned those are the least threatening threat I've ever
seen him.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
You don't want to know. It's like when you just like,
I'm a punch, I'm a punch. You better let him in.
Better let him in or else or else. Lie. He
deserves it. He deserves it. Be him. Tory Holt former Ravens.
So I'm backer Bart Bart Scott. Now Bart's gott played

(01:02:45):
for them for a bit.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
I don't know if it's him. There's another Ravens guy
that was up there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
He could get in. Uhl, Treil sucks. Trail sucks. Reggie
Wayne alright, said luke Keikley. But like Eli, those are
five guys right there. Easy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Luke Keickley has to be a first ballot just like ballot.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
If Luke Kegley has to be, Eli has too. One
of six multiple Super Bowl MVP winners. I can't say no, I.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Would say on the list of people, I think luke
Keickley is probably higher on the list of all time
linebackers than Eli is in the pantheon of quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Multiple Super Bowl MVP Quarterbacks. Oh of that list, because
there's three guys on that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Luke Kickley was insane. Patrick Mahomes is coming off like
Luke Kegley Slater at this point on your part, No.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
This is is like Eli and Luke.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Also, like the first family of football is the Manning
So you better fucking let him in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Oh you want him, let it as his family or
else Arch goes to the fucking you know who, my daddies,
Arch goes the UFL.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
They could make that threat you remove Goodell.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
I could see Archie going like, listen, either my boy
gets in first ballot or I'm going to talk to
the Saudis about starting a league tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Yeah, we'll start. We'll pay our one hundred million dollars
a year, the SFL, the Saudi Football League. They don't
have real things. Money's not a problem to them. Let's
pay me a jillion dollars. Say no to racism.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
It just says say no to asking questions about ownership.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Yep, yep, just done asking. We're not We're not putting
shit at the back of the end zones there, right, guys,
did you see that they ended racism in the NFL?
How cool is that they took out off the back
of the in znes so cool. Here's a take.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
I hate that they did that, not because I want
racism to stick around. That was always my big point
about making fun of soccer, like, well, at least my
sport doesn't have to say say no to racism. We
just know it's bad. Now they're fucking doing it. Took
away my soccer dig.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
That was a racist until they put those in the inzones.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
And he's like, you know what, all right, final stop
being a racist. But you took away my thing against soccer.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Well, the NFL said it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Okay, you know what, I won't say that word anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
I didn't believe the EPL. But now that the NFL
says it's bad, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Yeah, man, that's a pretty generic thing. Yeah, choose love. Okay,
all right, guys, thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Don't hit babies. Oh I didn't know we had to
say that, but.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Okay, stop beating women deal. I wasn't anyways, Thanks Roger Goodell.
This is easy. It's like ray Rice is wearing the
fucking stop beating women shirt and you're like, what, you
can't you can't do that, Tyreek. Maybe you don't wear
that one. Kareem Hunt, what do you uh? I didn't
hit anybody that kicked him.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
He just has a special smoking patch, says kick the habit.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
It's like anti smoking campaign, the cream. You can't wear these.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
They have everyone on the Chiefs like cream. Can you
just stand off to the sideline?

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
You know, why don't you just put a regular Chiefs
shirt on.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
We'd rather have the kicker in this photo kick cancer
to the curb. Don't don't you literally did do that.
It's kick cancer, not her? All right, our final comeback kid.
This week, aviation experts. I do not know if you
guys knew this, but everyone online is an expert at

(01:06:20):
helicopters and planes. In the last week.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
We are not trying to make light of any certain
events that have happened.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Teas and ps. Debbie one affected by the DC plane crash,
but I and Philly, we're talking about the DC plane
crash here though, Teas and ps to those people too,
But this is the that was the main one that
happened last week, the first one that the plane collided
with the helicopter, and then everyone and their mom that
saw the same six videos is like no, you say,

(01:06:49):
here is this is clearly it's on the pilot's fault.
Cause pilot that that's not the guy that I know,
a guy that was on the helicopter pile at all.
That's clearly it's helicopter's fault. And then everybody's arguing saying
it's like there's conspiracy theories and all this shit. I
don't know, man, it seems like it's an accident, I hope.
So it seems like it seemed like an accident. It's

(01:07:11):
a fucking tragedy, and we have fucking people trying to
act like like well, I full a helicopter on call
of duty, so pretty uh, pretty good with these birds. Oh,
I know, I don't land with these bad boys.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
I don't know if we don't make me be a
conspiracy guy the paths. I hope it was an accident.
I don't know if you can say.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
It exercise that they do. Yeah, it's sketch that it
does run. I don't know. But that's the thing. I
don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't I don't
know how to fly a helicopter. I don't know how
to fly a plane. I certainly don't know how to
land either of them. Except on Grand Theft Auto. That
is the entirety of my aviation expertise.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
I also played Crimson Skies back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Okay, there's some other Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
I don't do a lot of flying in GTA though
at star Fox.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
It's star Fox that's pretty good. Starfield also did Starfield
for a little bit. That was the Space Fallout one.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Every once in a while I get drunk and think
about the was Ace Highway or whatever that's on the
game pass and Xbox. It's always there by the playing game.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
I'm like, I want I don't want to, but yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Maybe chill out.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
They could just be like, I don't know, shit, I
don't know, and don't listen to random videos of fucking
wanna be influencers online explaining to you what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Yeah, they don't know shit, wild bro, Like, do I
watch football and then claim that I know who is
an idiot because they did something that they shouldn't have
done on the football field or whatever, and they made
a bad throw, they followed the ball at an inopportuney time.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
I'm glad to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
I'm watched it all right, You like, people died in
this fuck you all right, chill out and just like,
I don't know, you're not an expert. Marge in Decatur,
Georgia has thirty three followers that claims that her dad
flew a helicopter, flew on a helicopter one time, Well

(01:09:07):
he knows should have auto rotated. Shut up. I don't
even know all I have to say about that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
I don't even know what kind of because everyone said
it was a black Hawk, it was a black hock,
it was a black Hawk, and then like a day
later or it wasn't even a black Hawk, and I
was like, you know what, I'm checking out now. I
don't even care to find out whether or not this
person's right about whether or not it was black I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
I'm not gonna know what's your favorite kind of helicopter
besides the black Hawk?

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Huie, that's the only other one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Same with me, Cargo Bob, Cargo Bob, because you had
to fly that, you had to pick up cars. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
No, I only knew the Huey because uh, I'm a
guy and I've watched Vietnam footage before.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Chopper that's just a di that's a helicopter. That's and
then helicopter when when I get out of shower and
I tell my wife, like, hey, check this out. That's
my other one. Pretty good at it. She loves it
every time. She loves it. All right, that's our comeback kid.
But don't be don't be that guy. That's all I'm

(01:10:10):
gonna say. Don't be the fucking guy. Moving on, let's
get to the not cool segment. And a lot of
things in life are not cool. Like maybe some want
to be a aviation experts. That's kind of not cool
to just pretend you know all that ship when you don't.
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If you had a smelly car, if it's been raining
and you got your left your windows down, you got
that like mildewy smell.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
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all right, I will start with some listeners slash viewers

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submitted not cools. Don't forget to tell us what your
favorite chips are and if cheetos are We're just said
cheetos our chips over and over again.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Well, don't say that because you don't want to be
a liar.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
No, you're not a liar. But comment. If we get
to two hundred comments, we'll give away another free shirt
and then and then hit me up winner from last week.
All right, let's let's start with you or not cools.
If you have it not cool, you can weigh in.
This is just a little vent session that we get
each and every week. If you step your toe, that's

(01:12:25):
not cool. If you get stabbed, also not cool. But
there's varying degrees. If you got a good one. If
it's a long story, try and summarize it to where
we can read it in three to five sentences so
it's easy to explain, and you know, make it this
generic and easy to someone that doesn't know you or
your situation. Make it like that. But let's start with

(01:12:45):
Jordan Welsh at j Underscore Welsh two seven nine five.
Jordan says he's not cool. Is that I just found
out that I've got three new things that need to
be fixed on my truck. Good that it's getting fixed,
but it's gonna be expensive. Yeah. Whenever you take your
car in and you're like, yeah, okay, just just let
me get the alignment done, and like, ah, well we

(01:13:06):
looked here. You get some spark plugs. Then we got
to replace you got air filter, which I've heard his
bullshit just to not do that one. We gotta change
your oil caps and then U you know it looks
at your batteries on its last leg. We could do
all that, Like, I guess I want that stuff, but

(01:13:26):
at what costs? And the cost is a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Yeah, that's the most terrifying thing going when you're not
a car guy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
When you go in, you're like I don't yeah, and
you hope you're all right. It's probably like what three
hundred dollars? Okay, cool, And then they tell you you've
got the other things which are also that price.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Oh neat, we can give you a discount on that,
but totally it's gonna come to fifteen hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
The labor, damn it, we got labor. You never you know,
with the labor, it's gonna cost you on that. We
got to war these parts.

Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
From Tallahassee this week done next time. Yeah, that's a
good one.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
I don't have time to that. I gotta just what
I came in. Yeah, that's a good one, but that sucks, Jordan,
that's a solid not cool. At Adrian Valdez, that angry
Enchilada on the X says is not cool. As drivers
in the fog. There are people with their high beams on,
no lights or their daytime runners on, not realizing that

(01:14:21):
their back lights are not on. Yeah, just driving with
your high beams in the fog is what I got.
Or just all just bad drivers every week we can
do bad drivers. Yeah, and just sometimes like they have
high beams now that they should, those those the led ones,
it's like they're high beams that aren't even really high beams.

(01:14:43):
They're just like that's your just laser lights, like your
regular lights. They're just spotlights.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Sick, dude, you're gonna blind everyone else.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
But thank god you guys, you're fucking light. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
That sucks, dude, solid not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
That's why I'm having my car just and most there
were cars now whenever it just detects a certain level
of darkness, it's like lights on automatically. Yeah, we know
you're all stupid and don't know which ones to put on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
So here you go.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
I have an old car, so I still have to
flip it on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
And that was the hardest part, going from a car
where it did just auto turn on to having to
remember to do that because then you remember it turned off.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
That would be the when you're just driving like a
long distance and all of a sudden it's dark outside
and you're like, how long has it been dark? How
long have I been driving with it that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
I was going to dinner last week and this guy
beeped at me. I was like, what the fuck, dude,
the light's red and he was next to me at
like a turn, and obviously he was I mean, I
don't know obviously, but I think he was beeping at
me to bake. Your lights are off. You don't have
your head lights on? And I was just like, put
this fuck guy's problem. I'm not going to fucking hold
down my window. I don't know what your fucking deal is.

(01:15:44):
And then oh, yeah, I don't have any lights on?
Yeah shit, my bad. How do you drive that long?
And like not toe your dashboard lit up? Like I
didn't understand that either, Like that was on me because you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
Just you're driving and your eyes slowly adjust with the
lights that paying attention.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Hey, it's getting dark. I understand that, but I was
like I left the house, one was dark.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
I just didn't. I don't know why any normally for me.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Like I've never when I was driving, it was never
like pitch black and all the sounds like oh no
one can see me. It's always like, oh it got
kind of dark. I need to turn my lfe. Yeah,
because you just start noticing lights towards you and you're like,
oh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
All right, all right, solid solid, not cool, Adrian. Our
last one this week is from David in Austin, who
is ironically at David in a leaf on X and
David says, it's not cool as trivia games where the
contestants don't know the name of this podcast, which is
a little inside joke. It's a reference to rod Ryan Show.

(01:16:36):
I'm a part of our our reigning two time MVP.
Raymundo submitted some questions. We do the fresh out of
bed head to head challenge in the morning. It's a
little trivia game and the question was what is the
name of Alex's podcast, and neither of the contestants knew it.
Every week on the show, I do promote the podcast
multiple times. I would say it gets at least I

(01:16:58):
mentioned today, usually more than that. Did they even have
a guess? Like one guy was like, I feel like
I know it's gravy. Gravy is something and I was like,
what the fuck, guys, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
I'm very happy this came up because I saw all
the tweets about it and I was like, something happened
on the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
And I don't know what. Maybe happy a gravy gang
was showing up. They're like, well the fuck did these two?
When was this? It was Thursday? I think it was Thursday.
I'll go back and listen. It's Thursday or Friday, because
it was right after we had recorded because I had
like promoted it that morning and then Alex has a
new podcast and the let's get into the game and
they're like what, what the fuck? And so yeah, it

(01:17:37):
was not cool and then somebody did take down that guy.
But I did Monster Jam this weekend. I went, we
did an appearance at Monster Jam by our the Rod
Ryan Show truck. Fifty people were like, past the Gray podcasts,
past Gray podcast and I was like, all right, we
got we got a little bump in the numbers, So
I appreciate anybody that might be a new listener and
a new viewer. I hope we didn't scare you away yet.

(01:17:58):
If you've made it an hour fifteen in, I think
we haven't yet. You might have scant them away with
your stupid Cheetos tape. Now you probably they were like
this psychopath that he does the podcast or I don't
know about him. But Robert and Alex they get it.
They understand, don't get it. Culinary things, yeah you are,
Yeah it is.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
I knew, And I got a cookbook. I've cooked stuff
to make things.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
We at least now next time I have to get
Alex a president, I'll a big cookbook.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
No, I got one cookbook. I don't need know one,
Oh you do.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
It's got like twenty recipes in it. I could eat
those twenty recipes for years.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
I'm gonna steal one. I'm not even gonna buy it.
That's fine. What's in?

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
I know this looks twenty years old and has lots
of dings in it, but I got it for you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
But yeah, I know the fucking of the podcast. Guys,
what's up? What's going on? That's your job? Gravy ganging
spread the word. Tell everybody pass great podcast and a
lot of you guys do a good job about that.
I appreciate you guys and Gallas for UH for supporting us.
But that was a funny, funny little mishap. And then
ironically we were able to prevent the podcast more that week,
so that was kind of cool and shout. I removed

(01:19:00):
if for sending that in. For a question, I'll go first.
I have a couple of them that aren't that big
a deal, but they're not cool, so that's what we'll
go with. I went to dinner with some friends on
Saturday night and put in a reservation on the open
table app. So I was just like, cool, I don't
want to talk to anybody. It's very easy. This time

(01:19:23):
is available. Cool, I'll take that for four people. Done booked.
It got the text confirmed via text. They called me
while I was in the shower getting ready to go
to work on Saturday, and they called me twice. I
didn't answer, and then they like, let to voice me, like, oh,
we need you to call us back to confirm your reservation.
And I was like, I already did on the thing,

(01:19:43):
already did on the thing that the open table made
me do this, so then I had to call them
back after they called me twice, and they were like,
all right, we didn't know if there was a did
you want like a high top a lot? I don't care.
I don't care somewhere where I can see. I didn't specify.
I didn't I specified inside. That was what I specified.
I do not care the same four people that I've
not changed anything. Why do I I don't know. It

(01:20:06):
wasn't that big a deal, but it was the fact
that I had to call back because I was like,
if I don't call back, are they're going to cancel this?
I don't know if they would it or not, but
they made it like seem like that and the voicemail.
It's very strange that I did the open table things.
I don't have to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
Now I'm having talked to you, and now I'm having
a return a call.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
Is it was it like a very small restaurant or something.
It was because I'm trying to think, like we we
would never call you back if you've already confirmed it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
I would say it was like medium up or scale
meetium upscale.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
We had one today.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
It was it was very funny because nobody knew what
it meant. In the comments, the guy who made the
reservation just goes, I would be very grateful if we
could be seated in an area of the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
And we were all like, not outside.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Technically that's an area of the restaurant too, but we
were all like, what what are you an area of
the what area?

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Buddy?

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
You're in luck one of our we got all these
tables in the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
One of our biggest skills of seating tables that make
reservations is not putting them in a different restaurant, not
in the restaurant. Yeah, yeah, it's going to be in
our restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Oh fuck, dude, you know what. We had your table
on the freeway.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Shit, you know what, we accidentally put your and move it.
We made your reservation in the medical building next door.
Is that going to be a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
It's behind the building by the dumpster. We were all
just like, yeah, dude, it's nice and cozy. It's romantic,
like lading in a tramp. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
The only time we call, like if somebody made a reservation,
if it's a large reservation, I.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Mean, it wasn't a big deal, ye like really wasn't
a big deal to make a phone call, but it
was just like it was giving me a new chore now,
and the chore I already thought, I did, I have
a confirmation email, got a confirmation text. I had to
reply the confirmation text, and it like one that I
do confirm, Like I need two other steps.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
Now, you know, next time you book one there, book
it through and write a comment that just says, yes,
this is me confirming the reservme. No, I will not
call you back to a conservation.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
I don't know. It was weird. I also don't really
do reservations for dinner ever. And I felt like I
was felt fancy, Yes we'll be at this time to
be the last time he ever makes a reservation because
they called him back about the resume R. I mean,
am I You've got to do this from now and
I can't show up. No, she doesn't like calling people.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Next one I had this happened the other morning. I
was getting ready for work.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
It was like four o'clock almost so I had taken
the dog out, I got my coffee, I was going down.
I was walking to my car. As I'm opening my
car door and the parking garage, all of the power
went out, and the power kind of flickered in the morning,
but it just did the flicker where like the clocks
beep or whatever, the clocks blink and it goes right

(01:22:48):
back on. It wasn't an extended period of time or anything.
So I was like, all right, that's weird. I don't know,
maybe they're doing some work overnight. And then as I'm
getting in my car, I'm opening the door, the power
goes out to the building again and it just stayed out.
I have a gate that I have to get out of.
It is electric. I could not get out of that kid,

(01:23:08):
So I was like fuck whatever, went back parked my car,
and then the magnets that hold the other door, the
lobby doors were undone because of the power being outside,
was able to go up the stairs. I had to
call an uber as I'm as my uber's like arriving there.
It was one of those where I don't understand how
like we have two minutes to get to an uber
and they leave, but Uber is like it's five minutes away,

(01:23:30):
and fifteen minutes later when it shows up, there's not
a problem, Like, hey, it's not a sorry that we
said five minutes away, fifteen minutes ago. It's not like
you were trying to get to work by any certain
time or anything like that. So as it's pulling up,
all of the power, like literally all of the power
on my street was out and it all came on tight.

(01:23:51):
Hey man, I'm gonna cancel this app.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
The power was out.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
I couldn't get out of here, and they goes like, okay, cool,
it's gonna charge you whatever. I think it was like
five fifteen at charging for cancelation. That's fine, I don't
care whatever. I go open the gate, go to my car.
I'm pulling out, and the power goes out again. And
so I was like fuck. I pulled into the closest
parking spot and I get on Uber and I call
the fucking thing. I go back upstairs, I walk out

(01:24:17):
and the power comes on. Then I just canceled it.
And I had parked really close to the gate by
that point, and so I just was like fuck it, nope,
and I got out. I had to cancel. It was
like it cost me ten dollars eleven dollars though to
cancel two ubers. It's not anybody's really like, it's not
my apartment's fault. The whole street was going in and
out like that. It was just like, what the fuck? Man?
I got up early, it was Monday. I was like,

(01:24:38):
I got a little extra stuff to do on Mondays
and Fridays at work. Those are my busiest days pre show.
I was gonna knock all that stuff out and then
fuck And it ended up costing me like twenty thirty
minutes of just like waiting and doing nothing. And that's
the most frustrating, is like I could be doing things
right now, like I had my car, I was ready
to go. I'm just gonna go stand on a street
right now and wait for an uber up. Never mind,

(01:25:00):
I need to wait for this guy anymore. Oh okay, Nope, nope,
you gotta wait again. And I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
I'm glad that the guy wasn't that close the second time,
but it was.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
It was a frustrating morning. Send h That was a
long way to tell that story. It probably wasn't that great,
but still I.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Don't know whether you should send it to center point
of the City of Houston. Would just send them a
bill for twelve dollars in cancelation fees?

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Beg you guys, did this, I'll take it off my
taxes next Olympic here. That's how that works when you expense.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
That socks though the double two times and then it
for it to come back.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Like I was like, I do the powered come on?
Five minutes after the first uber was there. I wouldn't
have cared. But he said to Uber home whatever, not
a big deal. But I was like, well, like, I
gotta I gotta go to the grocery store after work.
That's fine, Like I can. I could have just come
home in the Uber then gone to the grocery store
yesterday or whatever day Monday, and it was it was
a penny ass to like then you walk to your
car again, you think you're safe and then fuck you, no,

(01:25:53):
you're not. It got me.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
Those are my I would have been just a ball
of rage then I was.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
I held it together pretty well, though pretty well held
it together.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Nine's also car related, but it's my fault. I get
to work today and then I had to go. It's
called restaurant depot. It's not that far in a big
fan Yeah, love it, It's awesome. But I had to
go pick up clams and some other things this morning,
get in some fucking So you know, from where work is,
if there's not really any traffic or light traffic, it's
like fifteen minutes. The problem is I have to go

(01:26:27):
I ten to six ten North. See if you've ever
been there, kind of a lot of traffic there in
the morning. So I'm sitting in traffic on the way there.
It probably takes you twenty five minutes to get there.
I pull in, I turn off my car, and immediately yell, fuck,
turn the car back on. I left the restaurant's credit
card at so then I had to turn around, hit
traffic all the way back just to get in the

(01:26:48):
car do the same fucking trip.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
It's kind of like an hour and a half.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
Yeah, not ideal. I was just is that kind of
cool though?

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
From like when I used to work at ak place,
when you had to go to a restaurant depot, you
like that because then like you weren't having to wash
dishes or do all the other clean up and shit
people are doing. You're like, this is like sort of
just x amount of minutes that I am getting to
listen to sports talk radio or a podcast or whatever
it is, unless you someone else.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
I mean, it was like it's it's when I come
back in. I literally pull up to the side of
the restaurant, didn't even turn my car off. I walk
inside the owners right there and he's like what and
I was like, I.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Was like, I just came back from a restaurant EPO.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
I had to I forgot the card and he goes,
what card and I go the restaurant credit card and
he goes, oh, that sucks. I was gay, I'll be
back in an hour and do.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
You ever pay it?

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
And then they or do you have to use you
the restaurant credit card?

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
Because there's been times when like for whatever he's in
the car doesn't work or we forget it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
That like, yeah, I pay and then they'll just either
cut me a check or John will at the catering
place like like two weeks ago, I'll pay you right back.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
I had to do that. I don't know the car.
I think I was putting in the wrong pin is
what it was. For the card, I couldn't get it
to work at Kroger, so I just paid with mine
and then like the end of that week before payroll,
John was just kind of looking through the receipts and
saw it and was like, did you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Get paid back for this yet?

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
And I was like no, he just handed me. He
was like, whatever you should always I don't lie. I
don't steal from my job. They give me free food,
pretty good trade.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Yeah that's fair. Yeah, so that sucked today.

Speaker 5 (01:28:23):
There is that does remind me that I have some
expenses that I haven't been paid back yet for It's
been over a month and I'm kind of just waiting.
I keep forgetting to bring it up with some who
I don't know who's on your list?

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
I don't know who. Who do I reach out to
that I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
Well, if they give you any problems, I'll give you man,
you can reach out to about Frank paid legs.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
He's got some associates. He's ahead of a union.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
But yeah, like I would have eventually remembered, but like,
thank god he saw it right then, because it would
have been like three weeks later and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Like, hey, I never got paid back my thirty two dollars.
I'm also like an idiot, where like I do want
that money back, but when it's not, you feel like
it's like less than fifty dollars. I'm like, I'm not
going to call this guy. About that, and it's like
you should it's your money that they they do that
enough times, it's enough money that they've they've leached away
from you unintentionally or not.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
But like if it's like twelve dollars, like yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Yeah, like I've done it before, Like we had to
grab onions and like I forgot the card and went
to Kroger. I spent six dollars onthing. I don't care
about being fucking paid back for that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
Then you just make something really fancy at the restaurant
and be like cool, got it back. I've had this
Aju sauce.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Why are you cooking five onions? I paid for them.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
They are mine. I'm caramelizing them myself, the whole onion, Robert,
which you got? Have you ever had just something happened
to you, not even like that big of a deal
all the time it could have been. But you tell
someone that you trust and then they just laugh at
you for it. Because that's what happened to me last night. Yeah,

(01:29:52):
tell us and we'll try to not laugh. No, it's
it's not even something that's laugh worthy. I don't think. Well,
they were just laughing at your misfortune.

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
Yeah, I so yesterday, Sam was Sam was out, but
she was watering plants and there's a bunch of plants.
There's this big, tall one taller than all of us.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
But it's in it. Like it's not teeny or tiny
or teeny tiny.

Speaker 5 (01:30:14):
Right exactly, but like it's in like an eight inch
inch pot and it's huge, well huge, not not to me,
but all right, it's kind of, you know, show off.
And she put it on the bathroom floor, kind of
like in the walkway, like in like the the frames

(01:30:35):
doorframe of getting into the bathrooms. You know, I have
to like go around it. I don't know why she
left it there, but it was moist at the bottom
because she just watered it. So when she picked it
up and moved it back, there was like just like
a little little moist puddle on the ground. I didn't
know that, and I went to the restroom and I
just like slipped on it a little bit, didn't like fall,
just little just a little.

Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
Saw your life flash for your eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Yeah. I did.

Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
Bring this up to her later, like she's busting her
teeth and I'm like, hey, you just had a plan
here and it was wet here, and then I slipped
a little bit and then.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
She just burst out laughing bold. Yeah you're still using
that like to the point where there was coming. That
was the proper response for me. Yeah you didn't get her.
You slipped.

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
Funny if you're like, yeah, I slipped, and I like
like fractured my vertebrae.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
I stow in my into the doorway the door fra hit.

Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
My head on the baseboards on the way down.

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
I think I cracked my toe. I would even laugh
at that. That's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
You would laugh at probably any of those I slipped
and I hit my head.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Are you seriously hurt? No, then it's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Now you just gotta spray cris girl over the floor
when she's home. Robert Field just feels betrayal. Suah, how
did you laugh? Because it's funny you take her down
the stairs and go, whoops.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
I messed up and I messed something up and it
screwed with you. I don't understand how you don't get it, Robert.
This is this is just classic.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
And she wouldn't do this, but sometimes as the people
you trust the most do let you down. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
Have you ever looked at a couple that's been married
or together for like twenty years. Anytime any misfortune becomes
the other one, the other person is always like.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
Yeah, in my house, if I mispronounced the word, it's
just like my wife just roasts me about it the
all day. Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:32:29):
Also, I feel a little bit traded by Alex because
I saw that you parked backwards, parked in reverse.

Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
I was looking for a spot today.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
When we pull into the building, they have reserve spots,
and then there's no like a section that that just
stops being reserved. I got to I got pasted all
of the not reserved spots, and then realized as I
had passed that there was one left, so I had
to back in. Yeah, I wasn't intending to back in, dude,
I reverse in more often than I just pull straight in.
I pull straight in on every time. Yeah, so shocked,

(01:33:01):
But I took a picture A good job, though, did
a good job.

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
I prefer reversing it like it's unless it's like a
grocery store, because you don't really have the slandered ones.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
I hate when I don't mind when people back into
a spot. I absolutely it. For some reason just infuriates me.
If I am behind you in a parking lot and
you decide I'm back into this spot, and then I
have to like stop and like you could just pull
into a spot, but I have to wait for you
to then like turn five fucking times. Yeah, if you

(01:33:36):
can do it on one, try okay. If I have
to back up, no, If it inconvenices anyone around you, no,
if it's gonna take you more than one back to go,
do that. Just fucking pull in the right way.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
Think about it this way when everyone's leaving work though.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
I don't care, dude, it doesn't it's it you wait,
I can pull right out and you waste time? Want
me to back out?

Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
You waste time on one or the other. Okay, it
doesn't mean.

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
If it doesn't matter, then why do you get mad
at it?

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
But you're gonna like you backing in is taking more time,
But no, I can save time. It's like, right, but
you've wasted that time now.

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
Okay, but then that time is the same thing leaving.
Then you're wasting time backing out instead of just pulling out.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
Cool, but you had to back out anyways, so like
you had to get out, and so you've got to
do it one way or the other. One's different because
if you're backing out, you're leaving anyways, so you're not
inconveniencing anyway because you're backing out. If you're just going,
I'm trying to also park. Like if i'm backing out, Oh,
I can get in this guy's spot. If you're backing
into a spot, I'm not getting in your spot. Now,
you're just making me waste making waste my time. All right,

(01:34:36):
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Pat is uh, he's lost, So I get to put
a bumper sticker of my choosing on Pat's car for
an entire year. And I did see one the other day.
Someone sent me one and it said, don't honk, I'll come.
I've seen that one. I love that and I kind
of want I kind of want that one to be it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Play it up though, Like if I hear a honk
behind me in traffic, I just throw my head back,
like oh then you.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
Just you gotta be like they just keep waiting, like
waving your like keeping keep doing it. Excuse you some lotion.
Just scuirret the lotion out. That would be that would
be good. So that might be the one I get you,
but we still have three more picks. We are not
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(01:36:26):
doing a spread pick. We're doing either and over and under.
You don't have to pick overs. Yeah, and then we're
gonna do one prop bet each. Although I might just
go with the bane to interrupt the Super Bowl. I
feel I'm feeling good about that. So yeah, on the season,
I'm thirty nine, twenty six and one, Pats thirty three,
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Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
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of the Year at the Gravies Awards. Weighs in with
our first question this week. She's at Buster Healer Mix
on the X, and Ashley says, the ocean just upside
down space.

Speaker 3 (01:37:36):
No, I think I get what she means, as in,
like the deeper you go in the ocean, it gets darker,
like as you get out the space. But if it's
upside down space, then that would make the ocean floor
outer space and you're hitting the floor. It's got a cap.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
I get where she's going, and I want it to be.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
I think what you can say is the ocean is
liquid space, where in like the oce is Earth space,
so like our sea level is the bottom of the
sea for them. Then as you get higher up, the
lighter ocean where you can actually see into it is
like the atmosphere. And then once you get into the air,
the fish can't breathe there, so that's like their outer space.

(01:38:17):
It's like, so I think it's liquid space.

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
It's like imitation crab, it's imitation space because that's where
astronauts train in those underwater scuba tanks.

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
And they say, like the deep ocean, those are basically
like alien creatures and pretty much form to everything else
on the planet.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Can you imagine if space just had fish flying around
and that'd be insane?

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
I can't imagine. I would totally imagine that, like a
fucking shark in space Space Sharks.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Space Sharks verbal trademark on that movie. Also, can we
make a shirt it's just space sharks.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
And it's in a font that is similar to, but
not identical to a certain war about or.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
Stars.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Very similar?

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
Fun, yeah, very similar, And like can you make it
out of shark skin?

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
That last one? Can we do that? That might be
a little difficult, a little difficult.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
We look into it though, shark skin boots.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
Just looking at I liked everybody giving ideas for shirts
to Robert last week too. That was funny. They should
make that a shirt. That should make that shirt? Mean,
like make that a shirt, And I was like, just cc,
can we have a shirt that just has make that
a shirt? That would It's like it's like a dry
erase shirt. You can just draw your own shirt every day.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
It's just a guy with a microphone turning slightly off
to the side, saying.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
Can we make that ship? Can we make that shirt?

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
That would actually be a fun shirt. That's that's we
say it a lot. That's a shirt that I want
in the store.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
So ocean is not upside down space imitation space or
liquid space. Okay, either one. Okay, that's fine space Junior.
But I like that. I like that a lot orp
depending on what region of the station you're in. Next one,
This is from Luke's soy and it's been a minute,

(01:40:03):
But Luke says, do people with schizophrenia who wear glasses
need to be wearing their glasses to see hallucinations clearly? No?

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
I think the hallucinations are just scarier if they're blurry.
It's like Bigfoot, he was just a blurry monster.

Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
So you think the hallucinations would be scary or would
be blurry.

Speaker 3 (01:40:21):
Ooh, or maybe maybe the hallucinations would be clear, but
everything around it would be blurry, and maybe that would
help them know it's a hallucination.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
See. I think almost the exact opposite, because if you
didn't have your glasses on, I would imagine that the
hallucinations are clear to you because you're hallucinating them, so
you're seeing them.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
But then you would think that me being there and
being not clear, I might be a sketchy hallucination. So
then you're even more confused because you're hallucination. You're like,
but I can see that this guy, I don't even
know you, Like, what do you?

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
So you think ey salinations are real and the real
people who are blurry are hallucination.

Speaker 4 (01:40:59):
In your head, just in a pretzel.

Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
I think you'd have to microdos to manage it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
I don't know what you do. I would do whatever
Russell Crowe did on Beautiful Mind. I did not finish.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
Oh, he just learned to ignore them. Wait you never
finished it. Yeah, at the end of the movie. Because
it was hampering his ability to think, he stops taking
his medication so he can think clearly and still do
all his work. And they're just like he's walking around
campus and all this hallucinations are just like following him around,
but he's ignoring them.

Speaker 4 (01:41:24):
He's just always seeing like six people in a room.

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
It's like the little girl and then the British guy, guy,
the guy the hallucination that helped him push a fucking
dresser out of a window.

Speaker 4 (01:41:34):
I didn't know hallucinations can push things. Didn't know that
it didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
It did. No, just the same way that in Fight
Club Brad Pitt didn't put the stuff on his arm.

Speaker 3 (01:41:42):
He did it, but he hallucinated that somebody else.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
Was doing it sane. Goddamn hallucinations. There you go, helped you.
But I think that even if you don't have your
glasses on, the hallucinations are still clear. Yeah, other people
aren't clear. But because other people aren't clear, the hallucinations
can be like this guy's not even real.

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
Like look, yeah, that's scary, terrifying. You imagine having hallucinations
and an astigmatism.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
Ugh aren't.

Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
Yeah, it'd better even far sighted.

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
Or just called a hostigmatism, hastigma, hastigmaation.

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
Hastigilations something like that. That sounds like a weird like
unused book of the Bible. Hostigilations twenty five twelve clearly
tells us that cheetos are not chips.

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
It was in the Bible. Yeah, so they said it.
Jesus said it, King James Robert, you're with us on
that one though, right. It just makes it more confusing
because you think the hallucinations are the real people, and
the real people of the hallucinations because they're blurry. It's terrible. Yeah. Fuck,
I how about have schizophrena ever? That'd be wild? What

(01:42:51):
if you guys aren't real or not? And I just
show up every every Wednesday, this podcast, No one even
listens to it. Everybody that listens to it or watches it.
I just imagine I'm just talking to myself for eleven years. Fuck,
I can see that. It's freaking me out, man, freaking

(01:43:12):
me out.

Speaker 3 (01:43:13):
It's really weird that a lot of places have let
you do solo podcasts. Were talking to people that weren't there.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
Yeah, they're just like, I don't know. I let him,
Let him have the room. Fuck, it's just one guy
in there. Now he thinks it's more than that. He's
got a bomb. Just let him do it. Don't bother him.
He said, he's said, he said it's Riot week. I
don't know what he's gonna do. I heard he has accelerant, Mike.

Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
That would be a good band name. Accelerant.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
Write that down, write that? Can we make a shirt?
This says that, Robert, do you think that'd be like
in a metal font? It's accelerant. I like it, Yeah,
logos just a gas can excuse me while I go
on an acceler rant? All right now? Yah? Yeah, that's
what you'd say on stage when you want to get political.

(01:43:59):
He ran that one, yeah, all the way to the
end of its life. Yeah, we did quickly. This is
from Mikey. Paul add its just Mikey p on the
X and Mikey says, power rank Muppets, power ink these
Muppets characters, all right. He gives us Kermit, Miss Piggy,
Fozzy Bear, Gonzo, and Animal. Robert, you go first. I

(01:44:21):
only know two of these. I was gonna say, Miss Piggy.

Speaker 5 (01:44:24):
Yeah, only two, I know. So number five I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go Animal is the least creative name. Bad choice,
just just animal.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
Wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:44:38):
That's all I know is bad call. Number four, I'm
gonna go Fozzy Bear. We talked about bears a dangerous
for bad call. Then Pat doesn't like the Bears.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
Okay, I like that Bear. I like the logic there,
so yeah, that's my logic. Number three, I'm gonna go
Miss Piggy. I don't know why, just miss Piggy. Number
number two, I'm going Kermit. Number one, I'm going Gonzo.
Gonz is cool, he's blue, Gonzo's awesome, got a cool nose.
That's a good name. I like the name.

Speaker 3 (01:45:14):
This might be the hardest one we've got.

Speaker 4 (01:45:15):
Gonzo, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzy, Animal, Animal, I'll go.

Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
Next, this is hard. I think I gotta go Kermit.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
Five.

Speaker 3 (01:45:27):
It's a wild take. Nothing against Kermit, he's the most
iconic by far. The other Miss Piggy four. Miss Piggy's awesome.
She's a fucking bitch. She's crazy, she's abusive, she's everything
I look for in a woman.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
She's nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:45:46):
Nothing against those two. These other three are great. Fozzy
Bear walka walka fucking incredible. I love Fozzy Bear. He
just seems like a dude you'd want to have a
beer with. To Gonzo, Gonzo's the fucking man dude. Like
Gonzo was probably the best Muppet and Muppet Treasure Island.
He was amazing in that movie.

Speaker 1 (01:46:07):
Not wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:46:07):
His acting chops are incredible. Number one is fucking Animal Animal.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
Just rock dude, Robert. He's the drummer of the band.
All he does is absolutely rock out. He rocks and
then he'll like and just take off running and like
go flying around places, run into walls and ship He's
just a madman.

Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
Oh dude, Okay, here's somebody he's supposed to be like
based on Keith Moon. I don't know, but somebody make
this this meme verbal meme. It's the Muppets band playing
and Animal is just fucking going crazy on the drums.
It's like when the Animals or when Animals band finally
plays fetti wop? Is I want you to be mine

(01:46:47):
a cap?

Speaker 3 (01:46:48):
Can we put that meme on a shirt?

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
Can you put that on a insert fetti wop? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:46:54):
No, there needs somebody please make a fetti wop fucking
Muppet band.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
It's true, Animal incredible can't run the drums and put
fetty wob.

Speaker 3 (01:47:02):
But yeah, so I'm gonna go. It's a ridiculous list.
But Kermit five, Piggy four, Fozzy three, Gonzo two, Animal one.
All right, actually I just did those in reverse order.

Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
I just realized, Yeah, I get what you did, though
I didn't mean to. Number five is miss Piggy. Just
leave Kermit alone, all right? Mean it be okay?

Speaker 3 (01:47:23):
Hey Robert, you know what's long? And and then smells
like pig Kermit's fingers.

Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
Four is Gonzo? Cool, dude, I don't know. I feel like,
what is it you do here? You know you got
acting chops, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
He is comic relief of an entire cast of comic.

Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
Ironically, someone's occupation is a comic though ahead of him,
So he's gonna lose out in that one, fair enough.

Speaker 4 (01:47:52):
Number three is Kermit.

Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
You're the leader, but like, I don't know, man, like
I feel like you shouldn't be the leader for being honest,
shouldn't be leader. He's just the icon.

Speaker 4 (01:48:03):
You're just cool, like you're cool, Kermit rocks. He's a
quiet leader. It just it leads with action. You're not
the coolest one.

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
So Kermit's three, four or two is Fazzy Bear Walker
Walker Walker. He is literally a comedian. That is his
occupation for comedic relief. He's number one on this hat
and a tie right, like he's great. I love Fazzy Bear,
and then number one, like Fadi Beer should be number one.
But Animal is the best.

Speaker 4 (01:48:28):
He's one of one, like he's there's no other.

Speaker 3 (01:48:30):
He rocks like the only person that would not have
him one of one is someone who doesn't know who
he is. So Roberts listening, I get that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:37):
Yeah, So I go Animal, Fazzy Bear, Kermit, Gonzo, and
Miss Piggy. This is a good power rankings, Mike you,
this is a good suggestion. Oh kurmy, all right, great
power rankings that I like that though, keep those coming.
Keep them coming. This is from Alexa Kemp who writes

(01:48:57):
in and she says, do bees taste like honey? No?
Honey and wax. No.

Speaker 3 (01:49:08):
I've never seen a dog continually like its lips after
getting stung by a bee in the mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
Yeah, but if it tastes like doesn't taste like honey,
that's where they get you. You think you're getting in
to get the honey, and then nope, it's like a
honey flavored knife.

Speaker 3 (01:49:25):
Actually, I can tell you no, they don't because chickens
don't taste like egg.

Speaker 4 (01:49:29):
They don't bees should product we get from it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
I I get that. The answer is no, they should, though,
But in they it makes sense that bees like maybe
not all like honey like well, I don't know what
insect tastes like, but like insect mixed with honey mixed
with wax is what I would imagine it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:49):
Bee should taste like It probably tastes like honey, but
without the sweet necessarily, like the flavor is familiar, but
not right.

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
Like they make honey. Obviously it's in there somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:50:00):
They're too small to get the honey flavor out of them.

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
We'll be honeysuckle. They're like little honey, the honeysuckle of
nature of the animal kingdom.

Speaker 3 (01:50:11):
And I don't know one honeysuckle actually, isn't that a plant?

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:50:14):
I remember when your kid you'd find the honeytuck and
you're like cool, you can.

Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
Pull straw thing from it and then youkud it tastes
like a little bit like taste like honey. I never
did that. My friend had his parents had a bunch
of honeysuckle in the lake side yard.

Speaker 3 (01:50:27):
I didn't see a lot of honeysuckle growing up in Katie.
Oh wow, I saw back home in Georgia.

Speaker 1 (01:50:34):
Apparently Alex was a big fan of the savannah suckle
Little Sylvanah when I was down there. I hate a bee,
and there was a mutter in savannah. Bees do not
taste like honey, but they should, Yeah, they should. I
wouldn't know.

Speaker 3 (01:50:48):
Because I'm allergic, so I wouldn't even be able to
figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
You wouldn't be able to ooh, yeah, I see what
you did there? See what you did there? All right?
Last question of the Week is from Alex oh the
Raining Answers Question Asker of the Year last year at
the Gravy's Words and Alex Is at Alex mcthunder one
on X, Alex says, when does the sandwich become a

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burger when it's got.

Speaker 3 (01:51:14):
A separate top and bottom bun and a patty made
of beef in between it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:20):
I was gonna say when when it's a burger. That's
when it comes. When the slice of bread is substituted
for a bun, not including a hot dog. I mean, yeah,
it's it's a bun.

Speaker 4 (01:51:32):
Hot dogs are not.

Speaker 3 (01:51:33):
You gotta have the separate there's hogy bread fresh bread
to make a sandwich, but a bun is a definitive
top and bottom that are separate things. Does does the
bread holding it look like a Canadian's head from South Park?

Speaker 1 (01:51:46):
Then it's a burger. Yep, that's it. That's the one.
And then I think if you were like, what kind
of sandwich is a hot dog? A hot dog is
not a sandwich. A hot dog is a sub, but
it's not a sub sandwich, and I think the meat
also has to be one. Subs sandwiches. Hot dogs are subs,
but hot dogs are not sandwiches, even though subs usually
are sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (01:52:06):
Because like you can have a like a chopped beef
sandwich that's on a butt like that, the beat the
meat of it has to be all one contained piece
its chopped beef, you know, it's all separated. Oh yeah,
that so it's gonna be a solid piece of meat.

Speaker 1 (01:52:20):
Between the buns. Although I make sliders where you just
grind up a bunch of beef, you put all the
stuff on it and then put it on the Hawaiian rolls.

Speaker 3 (01:52:28):
Yeah, but when you pick up the beef that goes
onto it, or you're just doing sprinkles of ground beef.

Speaker 1 (01:52:32):
You just make it so you can get it in
the whole the whole pan. So I make white castle sliders.
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:52:38):
Once, once it's cooked and it's all if you picked
it up, But would the beef fall apart?

Speaker 1 (01:52:43):
But see you put it in a Hawaiian rolls and then.

Speaker 3 (01:52:47):
Is a solid The meat inside of it becomes a
solid clump. Yeah, a clump is still solid.

Speaker 1 (01:52:53):
It's not a paddy. If you picked it up, it
wouldn't just run apart in your hands.

Speaker 3 (01:52:57):
It could fall off, yeah, could fall off, but it
would fall off together or in chunks.

Speaker 1 (01:53:01):
In chunks, Okay, So really it's just a bun it's pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:53:06):
Much meat in between two slices of bread. That's what
we could call it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:10):
All right, nice the question getting answered. There we go
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are we gonna go with. I'm gonna go Tom Hardy,
all right, I'm gonna go with Eli Manning. I'm gonna
go with former birthday boy Lawrence Taylor. I mean, everybody
is a former birthday earlier this week, Lawrence Taylor. Because

(01:54:47):
my be everyone does this. This doesn't count?

Speaker 4 (01:54:53):
Does this count?

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
This was.

Speaker 4 (01:54:56):
This was the meat clicking to it. This is me
clicking to it. It was Rob Plant, Cheryl.

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
Crow, Joe Dimaggia, Woody Allen, Ernest Borgean, Jesse ow Ands,
Lawrence Taylor, Samahayak. I said, I said Lawrence Taylor, and
I clicked. I said, I feel like this is how
you already got it one time. This is exactly how
you got it last time. I would.

Speaker 3 (01:55:14):
Yeah, no, so we'll count it because we counted it
last time. Okay, that's buddy, but that usually do this
as a conversation for Eli not being a Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1 (01:55:21):
No, he is a Hall of famer. He's a Hall
of famer. Fuck.

Speaker 5 (01:55:25):
I was gonna tell you turn it around, and turn
it around before you before you even clicked the link.

Speaker 3 (01:55:29):
Yeah, and I cleared once again. Alex has got it
twice and both times are shrouded.

Speaker 4 (01:55:32):
And okay, I'll do it again, do it again.

Speaker 1 (01:55:34):
No, it counts because that's how you got it the
last time. We'll see if you guys get it. God,
I swear that.

Speaker 3 (01:55:41):
For a second, I thought Pete Sampress was Eli Manning,
which is crazy because they look nothing alike. I just
saw the blue in the background.

Speaker 1 (01:55:47):
But even when I when I saw it, I was like,
I didn't show them yet. This doesn't count in anything.
Count it. Emma Watson, Pete Sampras, Elvis Presley, Roberto Clemente,
Morgan Freeman, Joan Fontaine, Drew Barrymore and Julie Andrews.

Speaker 3 (01:55:57):
Why would we get one? We're all eight or legit
face miss people?

Speaker 1 (01:56:00):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:56:03):
Like the element that like you could just be like
Anne Bowlin, like that could be one of the who's.

Speaker 1 (01:56:08):
The guy that invented pasteurization? I'm gonna pick him Louis
past tour. Yeah, so I don't know. It's good vibes
that I picked a giant and there was a giant though,
pretty good. That's what I get for stealing his. Then
he gets it, I picked a giant Hall of Famer,
you were gonna pick you like I probably would have
paid you. I probably would pay picked the giants Hall

(01:56:29):
of Famer. You picked a giant's future Hall of Fame.
A little stinker backfires on me. That means me doing
that pretty much gets you in the hall. Somebody send
him a clip of this in the hall at NFL
Hall of Fame, whatever their handle is, send him that
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