Pass The Gravy #604: Spaghetti Confetti

The guys talk about scammers, pinewood derbies, and the 4 Nations hockey tournament. They also power rank Sesame Street characters and do a mock draft of Saturday Night Live sketches.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gravy Gang Gang Gang baby powder topping lead spread. As
we're listen, it's a past the gray head Grave.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
We go and fish your for your bitch today with
drunk and Houston Houston Baby. Now we go ahead and
lick Camill get rich today.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Rich bitch, Gravy, gravy, gravy girl. What is going on? Everybody?
Happy gravy day. It's Past Gravy, Episode number six hundred
and four. Hello, my fellow Americans.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
U s U s A U s A fuck you Canada.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, if you're a Canadian listening to this right now,
this one's not for you.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Something little bro hell, Hello, buddy, I want to start
using a little bro. That's good.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Bunch of fucking syrup. Good, that's good. We're gonna rise up.
I really kick some ass.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
We got about twenty four hours. We gotta come up
with a good slur for Canadians.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Maple heads, maple heads syrup sucker, you know something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
You stir up second son of a bitch, fucking moose
riders for like all of the like down I was
on sports last week. Saturday got me all the way
back up and like Thursday, I really need another one
on Thursday, because if not, I'm gonna be right.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Back where I was. Yeah, you're gonna drop back and
be right back where I was. Let's just, you know what,
let's scrap everything. Let's just let's just talk vibes and
just talk vive.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
We'll talk hockey. We'll get to all that right now.
It's the pre comps.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Robert, how do you feel about pulling the goalie in
the last two we were your thoughts.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
I'm a little too busy looking up things for a
mock draft.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Okay, oh yeah, we're gonna be doing a mock draft
of SNL sketches, so get ready for that.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
I feel like there's collusion going around here because last
week and this week top I have I know nothing about.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Okay, yeah, what did I finish last week?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
You didn't respond to the text matches thing? All you
could say you can veto.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
I threw week one because I thought it was funny
to draft Kanye, and Robert tried to throw Week one
and he won with sixty two percent of the moon.
I just looked very early on and I was behind.
I was like, I don't need to check this again.
It's not gonna take rest.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
This collusion going on. But but it doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Can you say it's collusion when you don't know ninety
percent of the references to anything we made?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
How many movie drafts have we done? And you watch
the movies and you win the drafts. Let's do modern movies.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Then, to not be collusion, every draft would have to
be the Houston Astros.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
All right, next week, what the people won't keep me doing?
Or like how to run up the people.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Most important buttons on a board, Let's draft them. That's
there's two topics Marvel the record guys.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Fuck, that's good.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
I would have been like, shit, I didn't pick that
number one overall.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I pause, pause, one could be anyho so many there's
a lot of green ones.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
But yeah, no collusion.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
There is no collusions.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I'm gonna fucking lose anyway. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
That'll be an interesting one though, it'll be an interesting one.
And now I'm a little nervous that Robert's doing research
or is he gonna go with some other crafty.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Are you on er right now?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
No screen rant, No, I am not. He's got a
third pick, so I feel like I know he's got
I know, two of the three at least he's gonna
go with, Oh, you never know what, Robert, That's true.
We never know, all right. I was on my way
up here, so behind the curtain nobody cares. But I
come up here usually a little bit before Pat, and
then Pat's like, hey, I'm in the lobby, and since

(03:39):
Pat doesn't have a card to get in, I go
let him in. But on the way up, I hit
a button in the elevator and I realized, like, I
should be able to unhit this button in the elevator
because they hit the wrong button. Why is that not
a thing? Like that's an idea. Hey, I don't want
to go to flour three. Hit it again? Now four
three is not lit up, and you can hit four
and you don't have to stop at three. Also, why

(04:00):
is that not a thing? It's twenty twenty five. We
have lived in a society for too long to not
be able to unpuss a button.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
It's been a discussion since the dawn of elevators. And
I remember hearing an urban legend years ago that you
could just like double click it. Now yours is like
it's a screen, it's not buttons. So I don't even
know if double clicking.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Are you a clicking and if a elevator should be
able to do it, it should be the one with
the screen. This is a weird modern elevator. Yeah, it
like so you have to hit it. It's been an
under button.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
It tells you which elevator you will go to, So
to big ABCD, like I want to go to floor
seven and it's like cool B. So now you can
stand by elevator B and the elevator be opens and
on the side of the door it tells you what
floor you're going to and you can hit buttons for
no reason but like yeah, like it's weird. It's weird.

(04:48):
And then some of them you have to have a
card to get to those floors, and if you don't know,
then it just sits there U until you put your
card in and then it goes to other people's floors too.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
It's weird.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
But I just we should be able to unpress the buttons.
I know that's like a bit, but just I was
fed up with it.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Should do a meme of like the time I want
to stop asking and it's like DMV employees and elevator
manufacturers and just like being absolutely zero hope to the
people that need them.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah, yeah, we could do that.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
It's like they've they've upgraded all the technology in the
elevator over the years, never made it more user friendly
though at no point did they consider it like you.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Want to go up or do you want to go down? Fine,
you can do those things.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Which on a certain level that's really all you need anyway.
But this isn't Somalia. Yeah I want to because this
isn't fucking Canada. We're not a third world country, bunch
of syrup bitches. All right.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Other thing I had. I saw this today and wanted
to see how you guys react to it. If I
show you this with no context, how do you pronounce
that live?

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I live?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
You don't go live? I think I'm a live guy.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Well, if you just read the word l I ve
I I would think live normally. But that Ted Lasso
skit when he's on like the whatever soccer live they
call it, and he's like live any points in it
and yells live. So anytime I see that word, in
my mind it's Ted Lassar yelling live. That's fair. Plus
just you know I love live golf, see like the

(06:18):
Sadi's big saudy guy. Yeah, big money guy, big satdy guy.
Other thing is a.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Couple couple things. Gas lighting. We're gas lighting again this year, boys,
Remember we started that at the beginning of the year.
I don't know why it's crept up again, but I
just feel like I've heard the word narcissist more than
any other word this past week or so. Just that's
the best way. Like, Pat, you're fucking narcissist. You only
think that because you're a goddamn narcissist, and like you
don't have to have any backup for what, like why

(06:48):
that person's a narcissists, but like you immediately paint that
person as a bad person. Sometimes narcissts are like good, right.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
It can be like you want your starting quarterbacks to
be a narcissist. Napoleon was a narcissist. He fucking ran
the world for a while. I mean, yeah, he had
some bad stuff, cheated on his wife, and I know
you condone that kind of stuff, but okay, I don't
condone that stuff. Well, you know you're picking fucking Napoleon.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Guys, I don't condone that stuff.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
I know you're a fan of the French Romans were
narcissist as fuck, Like the world's ours, give me that.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
How do you fuck with that?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Guy? Or the New Romans?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Kind of are Canada? You're ours?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Soon on Thursday, it's ours and Canada.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Falls a bunch of frozen fuckers, boom led him.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Syrupsuckers, frozen fuckers.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yeah, I'm trying out new ones as we go, but
I think nothing's gonna top syrup.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, soccer works, but yeah, just like you, you think
that works. He's You're a fucking narcissist, bad all right.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
And that's the best form of gaslighting, because I'm pretty
sure calling that gaslighting is not using it correctly, and
nobody uses gaslighting correctly anyway, so I think you're doing
it correctly.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Gaslighting and narcissist is like victims speak, not that, like
there aren't people that deal with real versions of that,
but it's like so many times when somebody explains it
to you, like no, no, no, no, that's not not.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Responding to this exactly how I would, and that makes
you a narcissist.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Let's think about that one for a minute. Honey.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Look, my husband is a narcissist, and I gave him
something to get at the grocery store and he forgot it,
Like what a fucking narcissistic human being. While I was
watching the kids, It's like he fucking forgot something, like
you gave him a whole fucking list.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
We missed one thing. The history of guys are dumb.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
But like everybody likes to go, it's the it's the
people that cry on their videos, like.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Living with a narciss is like this, These are the
three signs you're living with a narcisst fucking move. It's
not that easy bad, It's not that easy can be
it can be just gaslight them into not being a narcissist.
I don't understand if they can gaslight you gaslight them.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
You gaslight a gas lighter. Who's really the gas lighter?

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Yeah? Fire for Nolan's next movie, Boom, gas ladder, gas lit.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
You used that Dixie Chicks song. I guess that.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
By the way, they're the chicks now they're because that
was problematic. Are you right? You're probably gonna get canceled
for you and saying, hey, Robert, can you bleep that
part out? No, don't do it. This is raw. We're
real x I E part out Canadians. It's not just
a cool flag it's a bad word.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Last thing I had. I was kind of talking to
Robert about it beforehand. Robert has not seen this. It's
called Scamanda, and I did not know this existed until
last night when my wife was watching this show, Like
I just wish I had the Like, I guess you're narcissistic.
Maybe this is a narcissist that just scams people like
I wish I just didn't care and could scam people
because I feel bad scamming people like I had some

(09:57):
Maybe that's what you know. You're not a narcissist.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
So like you lied about in cancer and got all
kinds of fucking money.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
It was like I had to go get treatment in
New York and then it was just on vacation in
New York. And I was like, I'm not saying she's
not a piece of shit, but that was probably a
sick eight year run.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
She had, Yeah, and the balls you have to have
to have movie stars. I'll get away with this.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Like she liked to Glee. So the Glee guy was like, Hey,
I'll come to your your fundraiser that you're having. Here's
the money, And people were just like she went to
a megachurch, and people were just giving her all that
fucking money.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
How pissed must she have got one when it all
crashed down too, because like six years in, you're like,
I'm gonna this is gonna go forever. This is never
gonna end. Finally, eight years they catch you. You're like,
come on, I've been doing it long enough. You guys
should have caught me by now.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Punishment spoiler this one. She said that she had terminal cancer.
And I don't know if you know it, but like,
you don't really heal from that. I think there's not
There's gotta be an end game, and the end game
is you dying and all things.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Are possible through Christ.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
So write that down right, that's what you can always
Just go, I had cancer.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
God healed me.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
And then she did try that she had two babies
during the eight years that she had this ruse going
oh of the terminal cancer, and she tried to say
that the pregnancy reversed the cancer. And that works if
you tell your like next door neighbor, But if your
next door neighbor's also like a doctor or anybody that
didn't just like red readit like, then they're like, hey,

(11:23):
that seems fishy.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Like, oh, your terminal cancer that you're being medicated for
probably would kill any chance of even having a period.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
And also like have you been Like it was just
funny because there was so many people in this documentary
that are like I thought something was fishy, where like
you have to be the person who was like, hey,
now this is fucking bullshit, dude, this is bullshit. You
like to call somebody out and be like you do
not have cancer to like be that guy like it's like.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Hey, Pat, I don't like Robert's been saying he's got
cancer and like he's raised all this money, but like
do you really.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Think he's Like you have to reach that point that
would to reach that point and like I can't get
to that.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
See, that would be me. I would be the guy
that worked with her, like, Guys, I don't think this
bitch has cancer, Like are you gonna call her out
on it? No, I'm not kidding, I gonna say anything
if you don't want to get involved in something.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Because then you're the guy that like denied the person
that had cancer and if they have cancer, then you're
an asshole.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
I'd be the guy in the documentary that was like like, no,
I never believed her, Like why didn't you say anything?

Speaker 4 (12:19):
I was like, do you want to be that guy?

Speaker 5 (12:21):
So I want to get I don't even care about
being the guy that was wrong about her having cancer.
I just don't want to get involved. I'm only here
doing this interview for this because you guys paid me
fifty bucks. I hate to be the guy on the documentary.
That's like I fucking knew. I just didn't want to
say anything. But I am that guy.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
But like the balls to like be her to say
that and then to try and scam all of these people,
which also hilarious that your name is Amanda and.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Then like the documentary is called Scamanda, Like yeah, someone
had marked themself. Like, guys, I got this one.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Like if your name is Pam, you can't do that.
You can't scam people. If your name is Pam, it's scam,
spam man, scam deon. If your name is Pam Dion,
you'd be scammed Dion.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
See that would work, that'd.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Be like it's just it's so easy. Pay them the
scam glamor Perry. You can't scam people. You're scammer Perry,
scammer Perry. That does pod yeah, you can't do that,
and then we do a whole podcast series on that.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
But like you have to be the person that has
the balls to do that, which is fucked up, and
then you also have to be.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
The person that has the balls like call out that person.
And like I feel like we've all been in situations
we're like I don't think this person is doing what
they say they're doing with this stuff, but like I'm
not gonna tell, like, hey, Robert, don't give that guy
your money.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
I mean everybody has met this person. In junior high,
there was always one person.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
It was different.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
You weren't getting out everything. Like there's different. There's difference
in being the kid that lies about like yeah, well
my dad knows George Bush and you're like, okay, I
know that doesn't Yeah, well the Tesla, Like I was
the first person ever driving Tesla.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Okay, cool, Hey I went to an astros A game.
My girlfriend she just goes to a different school. You
don't but like we're twelve.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Years old getting pussy all the time. So was there
an Astro's game the other night and they were like, hey,
we need a new picture.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
So like I went out and I pitched through no hitter,
No you didn't. I watched that game. I know that
didn't have but like you had that kid, but they
weren't lying then getting money, and like that's where these
people are just like like people like her, like what
the fuck? Then you had to have the guy who
was like I don't believe.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
This, which I just didn't give her any money.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
I don't have the balls to be either of those people,
but I envy somebody to just be that cocky, to
be like I'm never gonna get caught. I'm gona tell
him I have terminal cancer.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
I don't know if it's just supreme cockiness or whatever
you want to call it, or like there's something wrong.
I mean, there's definitely something wrong with your brain, but
like there has to be a chemical and bounce in
your brain to be able to.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Just like to do that. Well, then they have psychologists
on this thing. They're like, so what she was suffering
for them was a severe form.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Of this and it's like like Munchausen by proxy, but
it was a different word, Like that is the guy
I've heard Munchausen, which is where you think you're always
sick and by proxy is like if your mom tells
you as a kid that you're always sick, so you
grow up thinking you're always sick. But like, stop coming
up with new names for these people they have this
syndrome like this. It's like no, no, no, no, no, no,
there's real syndromes.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
And now we're making up stuff to justify somebody being
a fucking asshole.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Just say she's an asshole. She's an asshole. She's suffering
from being an asshole and scamming people. I've been stop
coming up with like, well I only did that. It's like,
I'm not gonna get into the sex addict thing, but
it's like I think people like I think there are
people that are addicted to sex that have problems, and
then I think there's people that are like, oh, I
got caught cheating on my wife. I'm a sex addict. Boom,
let me go do that.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
I didn't want to bang nineteen hookers on straight days
while you were pregnant, but uh, this damn addiction.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Right, And then there's got a hold on me, Like
there's a lot of people that just like manipulate stuff
like that. And then when you give everybody a symptom
or everybody has a diagnosis of some bullshit thing that like, well, no,
she felt like.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
She had to scam people. That was just the way
her brain were like, No, she's an asshole. You can
say she's an asshole. I don't have to diagnose her
with anything. You can diagnose someone with being an asshole.
I think there should be a certain level where you
do something shitty enough to wear like you know what
normally wouldn't qualify but death penalty.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
No, not death penalty.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
You kind of lie and scam people for eight years
about how you have terminal cancer and you're getting a
bunch of people to give you money.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Feel bad for you. I think we can all disagree
we don't need that person around.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yeah. I don't know what happened to her because there's
only three episodes of the thing out. But my wife
was watching it and I was like wait, and I
was like the I was the wife and all the situation. Wait,
So she did what and then my women to keep pausing,
so she she like just explain it like I'm five,
and give me like a five minute synapsis. And she's like, okay, cool, guys.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
You didn't read the book report I should have I
should have, but.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
I was like just I was like, no, I want
to catch up.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
I don't want to get ahead.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Look, I don't want to go watch two hours. But
I want you to just tell me the Sports Center
version of what happened in the previous two hours.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yeah, you do this for me, and I'll break down
the hockey four nations. I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yeah, I explained all that about the Chuck Brothers on Saturday.
I know you didn't care, but like I care now.
But yeah, so scammers, fuck them and stop diagnosing everybody
and giving everybody an excuse for buy they're an asshole.
Sometimes we put his assholes so we can call them assholes.
And I don't think we should put the death penalty
on people like that. I think we do need to

(17:10):
have like gallows where you throw rotten fruit at them.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Public shaming, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Public shaming needs to be like, look, this guy scammed
this meet people out of this much money. Now we're
going to throw that much money worth a fruit at him.
And we've let this fruit sit in the rain and
rot for a long time.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
It's stinky. You have to buy all the fruit at once.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
So it's like she scammed ten million dollars, got ten
million dollars worth of produce, You're gonna be here.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Everybody else has to buy the fruit. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Just you said, up a public square, you let all
the produces sit there for years on end while people
just come by and pelter with it.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
I just saw that last night, so I was like,
I need to talk about this in a podcast.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
That's why I did that. Also, just the name Skimmandos.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Scammander is a great name, great name. I'm a sucker
for anything that's got a cool name.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
I mean, that's why we have market Yeah. Yeah, and
it works every time. On me. What did you guys
bring in for the pre come segment? I I came
across today.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Did you know Robert that the Corpus Christy Hooks just
changed their logo or made a new logo?

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Such a have you seen it yet, Alex?

Speaker 3 (18:08):
It's minor league baseball. They have like one hundred logos,
but that's.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
The minor league baseball logos.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
They're supposed to be like be good, kiddy and like
a little bit of cartoony.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
The new one.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
It's a cool logo.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
I think if it wasn't for a minor league baseball team.
When it was just the hook was a little cartoon
character and everything. Yeah, now it's the state of Texas,
where like down by the Gulf, it turns into just
a fish hook. It looks like if you put a
corporate think group together. It was like design a logo
for a baseball team. Baseball team should not be corporate,
at least not at the minor league level. And the

(18:40):
professionals there's always gonna be some level of it. Minor
league baseball is supposed to be a fucking joke of
these guys are never gonna make it to the league.
You're playing in front of four hundred fucking people in
Southwest bumfuck Iowa.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
She just all the time. It's right there and they
won't do it. Yeah, well they do.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
They are the honey buttered chicken biscuits for like every
many games.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Once every Yeah, but don't like. The logo was fine,
there's nothing wrong with it. Why are you changing it
to sell more merch? The new merch is gonna suck.
The logo doesn't look He'll still buy it. I thought, Yeah,
people are still gonna be by it, and like two,
you look probably I'm used to it. Now it looks
like it's okay, it's a solid logo, not for a

(19:23):
minor league.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
I do you know what that is? That's a select
baseball team.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yeah, and that's what that is. Texas has a bad
habit of just everybody's like I need to put the
state logo or the state shape of Texas on everything
I do. Like every high school has the state of
Texas on it. And I get it, we're from Texas,
especially with base but it's like, you know, who fucking
has the Texas shit? Like the Dallas Rangers, but they're
the Texas Rangers and they have that fucking the Texas

(19:50):
shape on it.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Like all right.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
I like that the Asters aren't like we gotta go
Texas on that thing. I think the Ashers absolutely nailed
their jerseys.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
They're perfect. They fucking are.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
All bout as perfect as you can be as a rebrand,
not original, like like Yankees Red Sox franchise, Like it's
tough to like have cool, Like the Diamondbacks continuously fuck
up their jerseys every time they redo them. You're like,
you have like, just do the teal that you had
that one time. Do the Luis Gonzales years. Just go

(20:18):
back to the fucking one that you want a chance.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
Color scheme that you had and nobody else had, and
you're like, you know, let's change it.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Let's not do that at all.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Let's not be unique anymore.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
No, fuck you, Let's have weird fucking shoulder things that
look like we're sweating, but they're not. They're just a
different shade of gray on our grays, so it looks
like we're just sweating on our shoulders. Only every your
way game. Let's do that.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
I just I got like physically angry when I saw
that low girl earlier today.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I don't dislike it, I think as much as you do.
I do think that, like not every team in Texas
needs a Texas anything, like all the all the colleges
do that, like A and m as the Texas stateed
on it Texas Tech. I was watching them them in
Texas or TCU were both playing in a college basketball
game last night. They both had different variations of the
state on there. It's like, I get it, we all
know you're in Texas. It literally is in your name

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Texas Tech, Texas State, Texas.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
From Texas Christian like state of Texas.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
I get it, But what the fuck. What the fuck man,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
This guy over here hates Texas get a little.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
I just think it's over done. It's a little too much.
I just think it's overdone.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Well, of course, everybody in Texas gonna have some Texas.
Guess what Texas or in Texas.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
But yeah, I don't know. But in high school football
it's weird too, because it's like I almost give them
a pass.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
But it's like nine mascots in high school football. But
we have.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Stangs, the Cougars, the Lions, the Tigers, just every like
generic thing. And then you have the Spartans is another one.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Spartans is a popular one.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
The Eagles is another big one, and it's always the
Philadelphia Eagles logo just reversed and instead.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Of the different stride Falcons.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah yeah, who are all? Yeah that you have the Eagles,
but they have the Falcons logo. But then you also
have the Falcons who have the Falcons old logo, but
sometimes they have a new one. I don't know, it's weird.
I always liked Sam Houston with the Bearcats, but with
a K, they're like, no one else is the fucking
bear Cats. All right, Look, I know that's how you spell,
but fuck you.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
You know why they get to do it different because
they kick ass they're in Texas.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
No, it's because they rock Texas has and we also
don't do the like Texas stuff. I've seen some stuff
that people have done it, like the team never just
has a Texas logo on it.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
I heard they put the K in there as a
nod to the Klan.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Nope, because they kick ass and kick ass starts with
the K.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
But yeah, yeah, if you're gonna change your logo, make
it better, don't make it worse.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Astras City jerseys are they the brick reds again? Is
that what they were bringing back?

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Are they not doing Space City?

Speaker 6 (22:43):
I retired at the end of the years. The new
one's supposed to be revealed in March. I don't know
if there's been leaks, but the new ones are supposed
to be revealed in March.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Okay, I don't know what I thought.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Maybe it was just like a I get I'm a
sucker for anybody. It's like, do you check out these
jerseys and I'm like, oh, the new ones and it's
just somebody's design that they've made, Like, well, I don't
know that looks cool. I need to find out whatever
program it is where you can design like jerseys, because
I would just spend hours. I actually don't need to
do that. Don't send me that stuff. Chuck off the
Giants rebranded jerseys. It's just our color rush and our

(23:14):
throwback blue ones. That's all it would be. I like,
I seriously don't doubt I could.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
I could see that in like five years, you just
start showing up with like customized alternate universe that you
created Giants jersey.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
No, because I kind of hate that. Like whenever somebody
has like a black Giants jersey, like we don't wear them.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
If like, okay, the like military ones, the camouflage jerseys,
we'll wear the you guys stay in a downstate for
like five more.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
Like if you just keep not getting your quarterback right,
you're going to I'm just saying I could see, Like
I said, alternate universe. Don't alternate universe, but I did.
That's why where like you just get so depressed you
start creating your own New York Giants teams.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
I was about to say I stopped buying Giants scare
because I'm mad at them, but I forgot that. Last
week I did buy a Giants jersey.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Why did you buy a jersey? Now you gotta wait
for the draft pick.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
I bought Jermaine ilumin our offensive guard.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Because he okay, guard jerseys always fine, well, her whole
line jerseys in general.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
He was at disney World with his daughter, and I'm
assuming that he posted pictures at disney World, but he
was there and forgot that, like the if the Eagles won,
that they did the Disney World thing. So he reported
Eagles fans that were like, he reported into park security
people that were climbing poles. I was like that guy, Fox,
let's go nark, I know, but also like you're like,
fuck you, You're not on my team, my rivals.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
It's a team rivalry. I was like, He's like, I
reported three people are ready to park security, and I
was like, let's go. I'm just trying to save lives
out here, you know.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yeah, hey, look dude, like that's not safe. He could
fall on a child. I was like, all right, I
ordered a seventy two jersey.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
I love to watch that video Philly guy falls on
Philly child. I'll this is perfect.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
But also like just like an offensive lineman. It was
like a six six three hundred pounds off his Hey, hey,
fucking take care of that ship like you do it.
You can just pull him down.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
I'm just picturing that meme of that black guy st
there on the phone. But it's a big offensive.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
So yeah, my boycouinted buying giants shit and then almost
two days later. But but that was a good cause
because it was like that guy's a real one.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Yeah, it was topical. He's a really bought it for
a bit. I bought a small too, so I wonder
if it's a fit tighter that'll be Emma's.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
I hate how like baggy jerseys are sometimes though, and
it's like if I get like my regular size, it's
like the sleeve is just crazy because like I'm not
wearing pads.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
If it's too small, you just make Emma wear it,
which will be even funnier because a tiny jersey, but
it's an offensive line.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
If it's really small, I want to be like a
belly shirt and I'll wear that on the pot like.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
An eighties style, Like the jersey just cuts off, just
showing off my abs.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
You're pudgy, like our pre football show. Next year, we
should just buy zeek. Yeah, yeah, we should just buy
the like like the pennies that they have at Academy,
and like you and I should just do an episode
with like eyeblacks and just like belly shirt.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Right before football suit. Yeah, that's what we'll do, or
get the draft for any reason we feel like doing it. Hey,
for the.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Draft, we should do a draft coverage show in just
does Robert.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
You're gonna love it. So you can get Bill Burr
on there.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
No, we can't, although he has been on this podcast.
He has been on this podcast. Love you forget that.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Somebody.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Somebody's like, what's the boost guess you've had as a
Bill Berr? No, you fucking did it. I was like,
go look on YouTube, dude.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
I mean we didn't get him, but I Heart got him.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
We are an iHeart podcast, so we got him. We
got him.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
We appropriated bil Bert.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
No, I was like, can he be on my podcast? Like, yeah,
that's fine. I also used it for my other show,
but it was on the podcast. You can hear me
in the interest at past great podcast, Bill Burr. Let's
go fucking rocked, all right, Robert? Would you bring in
for a pre come segment.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
Something really quick? Also related to sports, baseball, Pat You're
the closest thing we have to a Red Sox fan
here he is.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
A Red Sox Red Sox and an Astros fane. Dual citizenship.
What's up?

Speaker 6 (27:00):
What do you make of the Rafael Devers situation? He
wanted to be third base? And how much does David
Ortiz word like influence, like how much? How much do
you take away from what David Ortiz says?

Speaker 4 (27:14):
What did David say? First of all, I didn't hear
that one.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Yeah that I honestly, I think David's word should carry
more weight in the organization than the current owners is
the current owners are fastest ship.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
He has to say that Rafael Divers is the third baseman.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
But the Dever's one I had heard about for people
that don't know they asked him, because there's the whole
you know, they signed Bragmant and everyone's like he should
play third base, and Devor shone to DH and someone
asked him and he goes, I play third base. And
I had read that, and that sounds bad when you
listen to the actual clip of it. It's like a
dude who's answering in the English that doesn't speak English
that well, and he just realized. They're like, well, they're

(27:50):
asking me what position do I play it? And he goes,
I play third base. I don't think he was making
some giant statement about it. And yeah, he said before
he doesn't want to move off of it. Now that
Bregman's in there, here's how it's gonna go. Bregman's gonna
play second base. Sometime during the year.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
They're playing first for them Tristan Cassis, who will hit
the ball four hundred and sixty feet and then strike
out twenty one times in the next week.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Would Bregman not want to play first?

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Bregman I don't think is tall enough to play first, Okay,
But what they'll do is Raffey's gonna start at third,
Bregman's gonna start at second.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
At some point, They've got this kid, I want to say,
his name is Campbell. He's gonna come up. He's gonna
be second base. Bragman will be back to third. Raffy's
gonna enjoy because by this point of the season it's
the dog days. Raffe's gonna make you, Oh, I'll take
DH fucking all.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Would anybody not want to be DH? That's the coolest.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Position because dude likes playing third base.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
You likes to go hit bombs and hang out the
rest of the game. I guess that's the fucking dream
that the ag baseball.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
He loves.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
He loves playing baseball, though he wants to play the field,
and he'll still get days in there at third base.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Listen, if they're winning, nobody's gonna give a shit. But
they're not gonna be winning now. Oh they are. They're
not gonna be winning now. They're winning the division this year, Dad,
I doubt you that'll be third and it's gonna come down.
It'll be Red Sox Yankees end of the year, the
big games, and then there's gonna be a fly ball
to center field and Judge is gonna drop it and

(29:14):
the Red Sox are gonna win the division.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
Well, I wonder about David Ortiz because he's going on
ten years since he retired, Like how much how much
weight does that have? I don't care about Kraig Bitchee
what he has to say necessarily or Jeff Bagwell.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
They never won us a ship, Poppy. Poppy not only
won a ship, he broke the curse of the Bambino.
And he's fucking big poppy. He's he's a cartoon character
who hits absolute bombs.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
His score is that is like if Bagwell is like
trying to tell AL two to shut the fuck up, dude.
When Al two retires, Al two ve can talk so
much shit to any current player when he comes back.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Yeah, but I feel like, do you not feel like
Altove is gonna like retire to like he's gonna go
back to Venezuela and just fucking chill.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
He might live in a I wouldn't be if we
see Al two a three times over. The next he'll
come back and it's yeah, it's only for honors, and
then after that, I'm going back.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
To keep a house here he'll hang out. Yeah, But
like Altwove seems like a guy. It's just like a
quiet dude, Like he doesn't want to be in the spotlight.
Although I could see him like opening bars and just
being like I can't win in bars that he's not at.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
But I could see Al two a like as soon
as he retires, he's like, all right, now make me
a scout and put me on the road. I just
want to I love baseball. I want to be around baseball.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Baseball.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
I can see him discovered by Scout.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Now we'll probably when he retires, we'll give him like
a no show job of like special assistant to the.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
GM hitting or to the owner forever. He should be.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
He won't be. He won't be, he won't be. You
got Reggie Jackson right now, right, I.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Think he's like special assistant to the owner.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
I thought he left.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
I know you had it.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Either way, it's we'll give him one of those things.
We're like, hey, we just need you to be in
Houston four or five times a year. We'll bring in
the booth for a weekend where you can talk for
two innings at a time.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
You hang around the clubhouse.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
If Matt Damon ever comes to a game, you bring
my damn it.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
But yeah, that's that's why Poppy's word carries a lot
because he was such a major force, and he helped
break the curse and won a couple of World Series
for the Red Sox.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
So how many how many years do you think it'll
take for like his voice not to be as powerful,
because it's going on ten years since he retired.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
I don't know, are we ever going to stop having
Dominican guys? Because I think as long as we have.
There's that thing too, He's like a global ambassador. I
don't think it's like his.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Word actually carried word for the Yankees whenever.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
I mean, he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
He's that critically, but.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
They respect him and they might ask him about stuff,
but his word doesn't actually mean anything. At the end
of the day, it's still the GM and the guys
in the front office that have to make the calls.
But if Poppy calls, you have to answer. You don't
necessarily have to listen to what he says. Dude's always
going to carry wait in Boston. Boston's one of those
sports cities, like if they love you, they'll love you
fucking forever.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
It could come out tomorrow that.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
David Ortiz has murdered thirteen babies over the last fifty
years and nobody knew about it, and people in Boston
would be like fucking clutch home runs though.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Dude, But you gotta separate the artists from the art
That's exactly how it would be.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Boston is a great sports town filled with shitty people.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Yeah, it's like Philly wasn't great.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
Basically, that's every It's actually every city in the Northeast
great sports town.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Bad fucking people.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Philly's not that great of a sports town. Like one
title this year too, and at the last decade.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Really, so how many titles in New York win this year?

Speaker 3 (32:31):
We're talking mls?

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Are we red Bulls? They won? Okay, so they won one.
You had to say, well, the Liberty bro New York Libs. Fuck, yeah,
you guys know a libhead. They didn't even have to play.
Kaelin Clark didn't.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Count well, Kaylen Clark wasn't good enough, cam and Clark
wasn't good enough though.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
It's poppy though.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
You never silenced a guy like Poppy.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
Okay, just interesting, Yeah, because, like like I said, I
don't really care what Craig Big you know, Jeff Bagwise
to say I didn't watch them play.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
You're also a pretty unique cat. Yes, you're fucking way
too young. He's you're young. You weren't there.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
The earliest that I can remember seeing is like Lance Berkman.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Like Greg I love it.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yeah, he was like he took the torch from the
two of them and kind of because they were the
killer Bees at one point.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
And actually you never even hear Bagwell when he's in
the booth because you just listened to the radio broadcast.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
I've heard him a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
I like him in there. He's good. Did you know,
but it would mean a lot more if he had won.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
I heard this on another show today.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Did you know Steve Sparks one time Torre's rotator cuff
trying to rip a phone book after a motivational speaker
and he was just all jacked up after it, and
he was like, I'm a ah fuck. Such a great
baseball injury.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Sam Houston Baseball, By the way.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Are you excited about Dustin May's injury and being out
for the year for the Dodgers. He's a giant ginger
who throws like one hundred and fucking two with an Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
He he was eating skill a Japanese guy to ever
replaced him, but he was.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
He was eating a salad. He's finally back from his
Tommy John that he had last year. Eating a salad.
A chunk of the salad gets stuck in his throat
and it tores esophagus and he had to have emergency
life saving surgery. So he's out for the year again
for like the third year in a row. Now, such
a baseball has the best weird injury.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
You gotta wonder if LA has the worst spring training
food of all, And what have we learned from this?
So rabbit seed salad, humans don't true good steak that's
all we had so he had for pre com. Yeah,
it was pretty good pre come segment. I feel like
we got a little bit of everything in that. Thank
you for sticking with us. If you're still watching or

(34:41):
listening YouTube, let us know what's your favorite weird injury.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Maybe we should just stick to hockey, but we'll get
to that.

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Speaker 4 (36:44):
It's the Comeback Kid, Comeback Kid of the Week, Comeback
Kid of the Week, bitch.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Our first comeback kid. This week it's americamer.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Ras Up kicks mask and kicks Masks the USA, Gonna
come mount, gonna sew flag, gonna fly an egle, Gonna
kick some butt, Gonna drive a big truck, Gonna rule
this world, Gonna kicks mask, gonna was gonna kick ass
rock flag. And I had to read that last part.
I had to google it.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
But still still we're the best. We are the best.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
We're the fucking best. Whatever we everything we care about,
we're just the best. And sometimes we don't even care
about it. Like soccer, We're fucking better than England. We
tied them.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
That's their sport. That's a win for us. It's a
win for US. Canada thinks like, oh, well you beat us,
we gotta play you on Thursday. One one worst. This
is one one at worst, Like you came out even
with the fucking country that like it's our fourth biggest sport,
it's your only sport. Okay, curling, we already won Golden Curling.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
I think I think hockey is bigger in America than.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Soccer we won. Yeah, it would be baseball, football, basketball, hockey.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Oh I thought you were saying soccer was the fourth biggest.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Well, well, soccer was like another I was talking about sports,
but because don't give a shit about hockey would be fourth.
I was not, like it would be probably football, basketball, baseball,
hockey would be at that. Not for me, obviously, not
for me, but for a lot of people. I think
the Four Nations tournament if you don't know what we're

(38:18):
talking about. We kind of talked about it last week,
but like basketball has the All Star Game, which no
one watched, and was like, cool, this is this is neat?

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Should I go, oh yeah, isn't the dunk contest on tonight?
And I turned it on and Mac McClung was already
holding the trophy. I'd completely forgot about it. Not even
the dunk contest is exciting.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
They were like the dunk. You don't watching the dunk costers. No,
I'm watching America, watching America play fucking Canada, where guys
give a shit.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
And then there is the meme that's like Basketball's like
hey Lebron, my inkle ho took going to suit out.
And then USA and Canada three fights, yeah, three fights
in the first nine second shit, both could chuck brothers,
sets of brothers fosing for fucking America.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
American brothers in arms.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
We were bodying them into the glass all night long.
Can and their number one player all night long. We're like,
we're gonna.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Fuck fuck you, dude. I hope you hurt. I hope
you hurt. And we're gonna do that again on Thursday.
But uh yeah, America is very much back. Hockey's our sport.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Now.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
The entire world has to be rooting for Canada in
Thursday in the Championship because if we win, are already
over inflated American egos are going to run, which.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Like I am a Patriots obviously, I'm gonna tweet about it,
but then all you gotta do is hashtag four nations,
and then everybody that's Canadian was in their fields, so
they were angry tweeting at me. I'm just gonna run
through a couple of them. Oh kid is better at curlying,
that's their sport, and I was like, well, we already
won gold in that. Somebody told me to go climb
and jump off of Mount Rushmore. I told them that
I didn't know any Canadian landmarks to jump off of

(39:44):
because they're not important. I posted a Jim Carrey gift.
They told me he was Canadian. I was like, well,
you'll all be American anyways pretty soon.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Oh yeah, Well, enjoy being able to go to the
We could at least go to the mall and knock
get shot.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Okay, well your goalie needs to learn how to stop
some shots. That's what I try to drop on that one.
Just this is just my screw my uh my feed.
This is only what I got on my one response
where I just sit imagine doing our anthem and then
getting your ass beat at your sport. It's our sport now,
which was a troll post, but now people are people
are are all on my ass for the last last

(40:21):
since Saturday. Every time I get on X there's another
person's talking ship to me. So I don't care. I
wanted that, That's why I set it up. And if
they win, I won't say anything if they If Canada
wins some moore, I'm not gonna say anything. Hockey is
not even it's one one.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
It's the regularly the Urnam it's over, dude, we're red wings,
red wings now, bro whatever, but we won't lose.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
We're gonna win. Here a small small dick energy here
the Saint checkers, bub Quebecer's.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
I'm calling everyone syrup suckers in your yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Oh do that, dude, do that?

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Oh wow? Another g a y ass tweet Wow at
Sir Sam a lot ten.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Big it much, big it much. And then there's a
bunch of but like I didn't realize I was in
a geopolitical war. I did not like I tweeted talking
shit about hockey. I get they boo over tarosts. It's like, bro, whatever.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Imagine electing a fucking Fellon only to be cooked by
a South African with Aspery's. I was like one didn't
vote for the guy too. I'm not in charge of government.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
I don't know. You're talking shit too, Bud. Also like,
isn't your your I don't they they're prime minister quit,
didn't he?

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Yeah, we never had a president quit.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
And you don't even have presidents. To shut fuck up, dude,
Prime minister is not president.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
You're still You're still owned by England. Shut up.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
And somebody's given me like the Elon kids, like we're
like a lot of people went really political with it,
and I was like, I don't even know what that means, man,
But all I know is that I live in the
greatest country of the world and we kicked your ass
and that's all that I need to know. Like, how
often do you think about Canada outside of hockey?

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Even one thing about hockey? Not really, not n not
much all.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
We all like where the Madmen meme? So I feel
sorry for you. I don't think about you at all
at all at all.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
Of Your country is useless land that you can't go
to because it's too cold even for you fucking yetty people.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Yeah yeah, and are like best players from Arizona and
you're like, oh, you have to be from a cold
place to do our best player from fucking Arizona.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
It's strange that everyone in Canada likes to talk shit
about America, yet they all live as close to America
as possible in their country.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Huh, move north. I don't really want the Canada to
be a fifty first state or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
But like like having that to like fire back at
is just it's good fuel.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
It's good little gas that throw on fire. It's like
they just get them going again.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
They should want to be a state too. That way
they can maybe finally win Stanley Cup. Gatam but getam
a bunch of little bitches.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Yeah, just just hey, you better behave you better not
talk to your superiors like that, because we'll kick you out.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
We've got all the best players in the world. Well
we just beat you. Yeah, we we have a better team.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
We played. We played team hockey here in America. I
don't know how you guys know.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Canada a bunch of selfish pricks just trying to run
around and play me ball.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
We played for the name on the front, not the
name on the back. Ever heard of her Brooks? Ever
seen the movie Miracle? Guess not?

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Guess not? Oh, we win all the ones we won
fifteen to the last sixteen international tournaments. Blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Wait, you lost one of the last one games against
the United States. That's all that matters, all right, but
only as good as your last game. And unless we
lose tomorrow and then we're we beat you still, so whatever,
don't care.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
I mean, imagine not even controlling your own destiny. They
had to have Sweden lose the fan just so you
could get in. We just win, We just win every game.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
And that's their sport.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
That'd be like if we lost in in FL football
to Canada to like the CFL All Stars, which would
never happen, would never happen. Rock Flag and Eagle bitches.
All right, it's all I gotta say. It's all I
gotta say, USA.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
We just blew all over them.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Also back as free Bird, because fuck dude, free bird.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Rocks all week long.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
All I've been hearing through my head on repeat is
the fucking guitar solo.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
All week long repeat. I haven't got sick of it yet.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
I will never get sick of it.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
I mean, if we were to ever change the national anthem,
it's just free bird, I.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Will say freebirds a little bit long as a song.
We should cut it in half and put the good part,
which is where they play for the gold.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
I like to build up.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
But the best was like in Montreal, who probably hates
America more than any other province. Part is it the
province more than any of the French Canadian part of
Canada probably hates us the most. They boot our anthem
and then had to play free Bird three times. So
that was and then when we went again, they had
to play free Bird and it was like us playing free.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Bird while we beat you in your home.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Is it's top tier.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
It's basically their equivalent of Madison Square Garden.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Yeah, but like that Madison Square Garden or whatever the
Bell Center get there.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
I can't wait for Thursday's game, just so I don't
have to listen to everything be said fucking twice, first
in French and then in English.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Babe, double hill hole goal, what could you say? Goal man?

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Learn English? I don't know France or fuck France, Fuck Canada.
Let's go us A all right, we're better than both,
and then we're better than them put together, like you
had French and Canadians there, and we still kicked your ass.
I am worried about Thursday, but I'm not worried about
Thursday because.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
We're gonna win.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Yeah, can Car coming back and us, we're gonna win.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
We're gonna win, dude. And then if we went again,
it's like we didn't have our best guys, definitely taking
the over. Though we're gonna win, there's gonna be fights. Maybe, No,
we have the best goalie in the world. And then
also our one loss was to Sweden and we like
sat a bunch of guys, but also we had the
stars goalie, so Dallas and that bad.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Well know right away if Canada has any balls, as
if they don't drop gloves in the first two seconds
on our eyes like we did on theirs, we already
mentally on them.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
And also if you do drop gloves, we're gonna kick
your ass. So yeah, take your beaten boys.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
I think every player should just have a little bit
of maple syrup stuffed away in their jersey, so after
they drop a guy on the ice, pour maple.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Syrup, send them over their knee and spank them. So
we should do instead of fighting.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
That would be great though, if we got like an
extra five minute penalty because we just poured maple syrup on.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
The wes that was down.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
That'd be pretty great and they had to clean it
up every time.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Yeah, America's back. We've never been bigger and better and
more back than we are right now. Shout out to
America USA Baby.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Champions.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Also back this week is Pine with Derby's because my
niece is in the Scouts and they had a Pinewood
Derby and my wife was like, you're gonna go see
her her Pinewood Derby's Like fuck, yeah, I do.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
I absolutely want to do that. Do you find some
other uncles there to gamble with?

Speaker 3 (46:53):
No, we did not gamble. I was trying to be
on my best behavior a lot of them like I've
that was my first appearance that like her scouting events
and now I got a I'm on the hook in
a couple of months for uh, we're camping at a
football stadium.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
You're just a fucking camping pro. Now.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Well that was why my wife was like, hey, can
you camp with her? I was like, yeah, I got you.
So we're camping at where like the kdid football field,
We're camping at Legacy Stadium. And I was like, I
got that so I was like, I gotta be cool.
They came up at this guy's a degenerate gambler, that's
gonna like hang out with us at the campaing. I
was just quiet, stated myself. But it was a day
glow themed Pinewood Derby, so all the cars were like

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glow in the dark. They turned the lights off and
just had like a strip of black lights and then
they had black lights.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Pointed on it. I want to find a picture to
show you, guys. I saw one that was posted of
just I think he posted just the cars looks sick.
That's black lights are so cool? Are you sick?

Speaker 3 (47:47):
But like they were like elementary school kids and it
was dope. What was weird is when I was in Scouts,
we did four cars at a time and it was
an elimination thing and they just raced four times each
but you went in heats of all they did one
hundred and twenty heats. My niece was a cat and
it rocked. It was a cat named Zippy, had a tail, one, three, four,
pretty sick. It's pretty sick with Pinewood Derby. As a kid,

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you do you think it's cool, but as an adult
you're like.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Fuck, I missed this. I wish I had a pine
with derby.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
And next time, now that you've established yourself, be the
cool gambling guy, all.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Right, I'll be taking on children's church and crafts at
this church.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
We're doing.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Rather be cool guy than never be remembered at all.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
True, that's true. But yeah, Pinewood Derbies are back and
they're cool.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Shit.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
I did not help with the car or anything. My
father in law did all that, but it was sick
and I cannot wait for next year's derby. I wondered
what the theme is, but I'm going to be a
part of it. It'd be a big part of it.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
I might.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
I might add on my own. I might just be, hey,
enter your own car.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
I made another car. I made a car. Why do
we use this one? We'll race it at home. The
kid couldn't be here today. He's sick dropping it for him.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
I made a sick car. It's definitely gonna win. One
time my car.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
Make it illegal as ship, like put weights on the inside. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
When I was a boys, yeah, you always put the
weights as the lights in the front. He gets it going.
But one time I did. Uh, my car was a cheese.
It was like a Swiss cheese thing. I cut a
bunch of.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
Aerodynamic not it was not a fast fire. But then
you always put at turns out you need the wait. Yeah,
you always put a little lego guy as the driver.
It's cool make a lego guy out of tungsten.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Oh yeah, just had a metal just out of out
of a gym weight.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Seah, no, no, no, don't wait, just trust me, it's the
right weight. Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
But Pinewood Derbies are back, and then also back is SNL.
SNL celebrated their fiftieth anniversary. They had a show they
did like a music thing Friday. They did another thing Saturday,
and another thing Sunday. I still have not watched all
of it, but I watched a lot of clips of
all of them.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
They had the Star Weekend.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Yeah, they basically did, and it was probably way better
in the NBA All Start Weekend, without a doubt, without
a doubt. But SNL's back, Robert, what is your relationship
with SNL? You never watched it?

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Did you know?

Speaker 6 (50:09):
The most SNL I've ever watched is however long the
David S. Pumpkins sketches.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Any question? I man, I do watch a lot I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
I try to watch like all the weekend ones, usually
not that Saturday night, but like the previous weeks, I'll
watch usually just.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
A weekend update. It's always pretty good.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah, weekn AD update's cool. I like Michael Jay, I
like pretty much everybody that colleg just like everybody that's
pretty much done WEEKND update over the years. But the
fifty dinniversary was cool to see a bunch of people
come back. But because of SNL's fiftyth anniversary, I thought
this week's mock draft would be good to do a
mock draft of SNL sketches since we have fifty years
worth of SNL sketches to.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Go off of.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Now, last week's results, the mock draft.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
That was a warm up week, right, we're not counting.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
That mock draft of rappers know this one count shit.
But last week Robert one with sixty two percent of
the vote. I had twenty three percent of the vote,
and Pat had fifteen percent of the vote.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Everyone used to talk about Kanye and how great college
dropout was, and apparently nobody's a fan of him anymore.
I really fell off.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Yeah, it's like he did something, you guys know what he.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Could have done.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
I truly didn't think I would win. Oh you cleaned up,
You fucking cleaned up in it. So this week we're
to do a mock draft of SNL sketches. We're gonna
go in reverse order of the finish last week. It
is a snake draft, so we will go, Pat me, Robert,
Robert me, Pat, Pat me, Robert, Robert me, Pat. That's
how snake works, Pat, why don't you start us off

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mock draft of SNL sketches?

Speaker 4 (51:41):
All right?

Speaker 5 (51:41):
My favorite, and I believe the greatest skit of all
time more cow Bell.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
That was what I adm. It is it forever changed.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
The fucking song by the Blue Oyster Cult, Don't Fear
the Reaper to where in my head I hear cow
bell in that song?

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Yeah, anytime it comes on, Will Ferrell's fucking waring away
on that cow Give me that cow bell. All right,
I figured there was a pretty obvious one and two.
I'm gonna go Van down by the River as.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Number two all time great Roberts. Matt Foley was his character.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
You got two here you've never seen.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
Okay, well I've seen David S. Pumpkins.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
I'm gonna go damn it.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
I figured that you were gonna leave that for him.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
And let's see out of the ones that I I've
seen this face I've never actually seen.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
I'm gonna go Debbie Downer.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
She had a good winning in the fifty year anniversary.
They had a good Debbie Downer in there.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
I think I saw that one. Okay to Debbie Downers out,
she was on my list. I am gonna go Celebrity Jeopardy.
There was a billion of them, and it was always
it was always a winner.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
So Celebrity Jeopardy.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
Celebrit Jeopardy. Great, all right, So I got two here.
I am going to go with. I gotta have Farley
in there. I'm going Chipping Dales. So that's it is
my go to dance move.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Now you both could easily be The competition is very close.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
Honestly, it just came down to body, all right, and uh,
for my third pick, I'm gonna go with I'm gonna
go with Black Jeopardy. Black Jeopardy so good every single time.
I have not seen a single one of them that
did not knock it out of the park.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Keenan. Keenan's a hell host.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Black Jeopardy is a good pick.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Now you're third one, Alex, what do you got here?

Speaker 3 (53:47):
I've got three that I'm trying to I hope I
can get two of them. I feel like this one's.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Not gonna come back to me. I'm gonna go a
dick in a box. That's almost where I went, really,
any of the Lowland Island ones. But that's the first
one that kicked.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
In my pants. Was like the big one. I feel
the first one, and.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Then I'm on a boat. No, I'm pretty sure digging
a box was before just in my pants? Was it?
I think? Well?

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Either way, taking a box that's a winner.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Take a look in the box.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
All right, I'm gonna go wrap it up my last two.
I'm gonna go Stuart, look what I can do.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
That's mad TV. Mad TV doesn't count.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
Okay, how about you put Stuart can't but spell it?
Spell it like the like the SNL guy.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
But put Kristens to it. No, no, no, was there there
was a Stuart guy.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
I think you're thinking mad it's mad TV? Like what
I can do?

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Yeah, look what I can do?

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Yeah? No, that was that's mad TV. That's not you
got the wrong sketch show, buddy.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
Okay, then I'm gonna do Miss Swan.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
That's also Mad TV. You're doing this on purpose?

Speaker 6 (54:57):
Now the Sopranos on Pack TV. What is happening the
blank kunk Fu Master, No, you have to do I'm
gonna do Okay, okay, okay do Wayne and Garth Wayn's World.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Wayne's World. Honestly shocking that it lasted that long.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Well, I didn't want to pick a Canadian? Oh fair enough,
not very American?

Speaker 4 (55:23):
All right, you got one more, Robert, close out your draft.
Sarah Palin, Oh face Sarah Palin can face a Palin.
I'm kind of like between there's like three or four
of I could choose. I'm between two, So I really
hope you pick one of them so I don't have
to decide, Alex.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
I have two that I really want to pick. We
could do a fiver of this one. We could do ten,
we could do one hundred of them. I'm gonna go,
what's up with that? What's up with that? The best
one was was Keenan and Jason.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Siggy is, ooh, what's the what's Adette?

Speaker 3 (56:05):
And they would always start the game and they'd break
into a song and Lindsay Buckingham was always the third
person on there that never got picked, like they never
went to Lindsay Buckingham because he'd like, we're gonna start
this song. I'm singing a song and now we're gonna,
We're gonna, We're gonna and the Jason Steaks comes out
and it's like b boy jacket and he's just dancing.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
What's up with that? Is? Uh some of ke I've
heard of that one, but I don't.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
It's like David as Pumpkins, where I don't feel like
most people would pick that, but I love What's up
with that?

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (56:30):
It sounds like a look what I can do.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
I don't. I don't know if we should allow it. It
is an s n L sketch though, so I'm torn
multiple times.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
I'm really torn. This is difficult for me. There's too
many left on the board. This is the bad side
of having the line.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
This is the reverse the flip that you should have done, Robert.
We all pick each other's sabotage one.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
I'm gonna go with my head over my heart here
I do love one more. I'm gonna go with MPRS
to Delicious diss sweaty Balls, Pete Sweaty selling his Christmas
themed balls on NPR. If you haven't seen it, it's
a classic.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Now.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
Granted none of mine went farther back than the nineties,
but those are still to us. Yeah, so uh one
of Alec Baldwin's just iconic.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
As before he kills them one. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
Still, I mean he's the greatest SNL host of all time.
He's done it like one hundred and sixteen times. Yeah,
he's great. So Sweaty Balls is my number four.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
All right, that wraps it up.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
So recapping our draft that we can get the honorable mentions,
and I feel like Robert might not have a ton
en but Pat has more cow Bell, Chippendale's Auditions, Black Jeopardy,
and Schweaty Balls. I have Van down by the River,
Celebrity Jeopardy, Dick in the Box and what's up with that?
Robert has David S. Pumpkins, Debbie Downer, Wayne's World, and

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Tina Fey Sarah Palin.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Who was it? What was your other one that you were?
Now that we get to round Ball Rock, Round Ball Rock? Though,
when I try to.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Come up with the NBA and NBC thing, and it's
Tim Robinsonsketball game, gamick game, that ball because I got
a hot dunk it and like, why do you have
lyrics with it?

Speaker 5 (58:03):
Mine was Harry Carey, Will Ferrell, Harry Carrey so good.
I feel like a lot of people want to even
know who Harry Carey is. That's the problem.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
There.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
You got the Roxbury guys, uh, mister Robinson's neighborhood mister
with Eddie Murphy.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
That one was iconic, Brian Fellows.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
I'm trying to remember Brian Fella. I know that he
was just mean to people.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
What's up with this long haired ratt It's a porky pine.
He's a fucker haircut.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Whoever our oldest listener right now is mad? We didn't
take the Blues Brothers.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Blues Brothers was was on my list.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
It was further down The Lady two Wild and Crazy Guys.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Wild and Crazy Guys. I was watching the best of
Dan Ackroyd over the weekend and that it doesn't hold up.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
But it does hold up.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
A lot of people are probably be like, how did
you guys not take mcgroober, But you know what mcgrueber
came about?

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Really after I stopped and.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
I just think of Michael Scott.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Yeah, Domingo, that's a new one and.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
It's me man, and they just did it.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Was bad. Bunny, the Californias, the Californian Californias, so Callifornians,
back Home Ballers, The Farley Show, Barley Show is good.
Paul McCartney on there. That was such a great fucking moment.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
All the Scared Straight ones were really good.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Remember when you said that in the end, the love
you take is equal to the love you make. That
was cool. That was cool.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
That was really cool.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Fucking Farley Man.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
The Cheerleaders, Yeah, Will Ferrell and Cherio Terry Cheerleaders.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
That was growing up. That was my favorite SNL sketch.
I love that one, the Church chat Church Isn't.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
And then I didn't know, like Coneheads was another one.
I just remember the movie. I don't even remember this
the sketches, but I had drunk Uncle and Stefan as people,
but they're kind of like they're more characters because they
were on Weekend Update.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
They were recurring.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
But I have in New York's Hottest night Club.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Pets, the drunk girl at the party that you accidentally
got stuck talking to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
She's a great recurring one.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
There's so it's it's a little new and I think
it'll go down as an all time classic.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
But it's too new. It was just from last year,
the Beavis and butt Head sketch.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
I really liked that one.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
That was so good. And mikey Day they still have
they still have their fastball from time to time they do.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
I mean Domingo Kids done three or four iterations, it
goes big. But yeah, those are our our mock draft
of Esteneal sketch.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Just know what we left out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
I'm really excited about how the voting is gonna go.
So the way, I'll post it at three tomorrow and
then I'll let that run until about five o'clock Central
time Friday, so it's like pretty much it's twenty six
hours after we post it, and you can go vote
on X. That's where you get to vote. I do

(01:01:06):
post it on Instagram and everything else. I liked what
I posted to Instagram. People are like Jesus Christ Robert,
but then everybody voted for Robert on.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
X, so like Robert like that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
We if Facebook says somebody else wins, if Instagram says
somebody else wins, that's cool. We go off of what
the results are on X because that's for some reason
the only social media platform that will actually fucking give
you the poll, which is stupid, like you can't just like,
why don't the other ones do that?

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
I don't know, but X is where.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
You go at past grape pod, go vote and we'll
post that tomorrow. But those are our mock draft of
SNL characters. I'm upset that you didn't know about what's
up with that?

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Like I said, I've heard it, but it wasn't I
don't really keep them so but.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
All right, that was our our mock draft of sin
out characters. Hit us up on X at.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Canta I just remember canteen boy at past gray Pod.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Use the hashtag PTG mock draft to give us some
suggestions going forward. Sometimes there's topical stuff I guess and
now that works out, but other times we need your help.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Do it again next week, and we can't pick any
of the same ones we could.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
And then we each get reverse mock drafts where we
have to pick for other people. So that's still Robert
next time. You don't know, I just play that card.
We each get to do that. There's only eleven mock
drafts in total.

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
Yeah, and I think most weeks, what's gonna happen like
I did this week, is we're all gonna forget about
that option continually.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Yeah, I completely I thought you were going to play
that one because when you were like, I don't know
and you're looking at it, I was like, Oh, he
might just be tricking.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Us, because damn it, this would have been a good one.
And if you could have just looked up any time
Kanye had been on there and picked four of his skits.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Oh yeah, there's very specific skits. They're like, no one
really evers.

Speaker 6 (01:02:58):
I was trying to get in my blue collar TV
sketches and Magna sketches.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
Here's your sign. Oh that's not SNL.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Let's move on to the not cool Steve, but where
we tell you it's not cool in the past week.
It's our venting sessh. We encourage you to participate. All
you gotta do is head over to exit us up
on the x at pass greepod, use the hashtag PTG
not cool, summarize it in like three four sentences where
we can easily describe it to people that may not
know us or or you, And that's that's all you

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All right, let's start with some listener viewers submitted not cools.
Jordan Welch and the machine at j Underscore. Welch two
seven nine five on X says, is not cool. It's
busting my lip getting hit by a softball practice. My
cheek is swollen, my lip is cut, but no teeth
were lost.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
If you've seen the pictures. I did see picture. He
gott faced by softball.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Softball get you a surface area, a lot of service area,
and it got him pretty good, pretty pretty good. Teas
and peas, Jordan, And hopefully you make a speedy recovery.
That is a huge bullet you dodge not having a
tooth loss, that's always a bit.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
That's a big cut. He got walloped.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Just tell me on the fight and make should see
the other guy. So my dad always told me.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
I thought a Canadian for talking ship. Yeah, he was
like America. So I beat his ass with a bald
eagle and grabbed it out of the sky and just
whacked him and just fucked it up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Teas and peas, Jordan, Hopefully, hopefully you're doing better. Yeah,
he's had a rough go of it lately. A little
bit David Ruiz at David Underscore. Ruiz ninety is on
X and he weighs in and says he's not cool.
Is that I cracked the screen on my Apple Watch.
I have a knock on wood avoided that, but that

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is a big fear. Like anytime you do any sort
of kettlebell workout or you got to like lift it up,
I'm always very scared, and I've like I'd always try
and turn my watch inside. But I'm like, I've seen
so many people that are like doing like a hit
workout and they forget about their watch.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
And it just I would do that, and maybe that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Shows I don't with strong enough weights.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
No, you turn it around, man, but sometimes I don't.
You Like I feel it click and I'm like, oh nope, nope, nope,
don't want to do that. But you gotta have your
workout count, bro, Like I can't take the watch off
or else it doesn't count that I worked out. You know,
It's like it's a catch twoint two. You could break
your watch or you can have your workout count.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
You know, you could not have it on during your
workout and have it on during something else to make
up for the workout.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
That's true, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
But cracking the screen on the Apple Watch, I got
some scratches on it, but like I've seen the full
on crack happen and that's just a couple hundred dollars
to get it fixed.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
Why is it so expensive? It's little pieces of class.
It should be twenty bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Like why don't we just have unbreakable phones now? Like
make bulletproof glass as the fucking glass on a phone. Dude,
he charges one thousand dollars to get a Like an
iPhone watch is three four hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
You get like the highest priced one. Like, just make
it bulletproof, bro.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
I wonder if there's any sort of teflon spray you
could spray on it that wouldn't Like.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
With the truck liners. Yeah, but like your rhino lion bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Rhino line should make phone casings. Yeah, do you know
what rhino lining is? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:07:34):
I only know because my dad had one. I mean,
I don't know what it is, but I know it's
just a truck prey online. Yeah, I'm saying I don't
know what the material is.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Remember when I had the liner on my truck fly
out on the highway.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
You could have killed someone. Hopefully it didn't. Hey, manufacturer salt,
I mean I didn't do anything. You're just driving.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
And then when I was like, should I have gone back?
Everybody that listened to that wad be like, no, don't
ever go back. It's the middle of the fucking freeway.
You're an idiot. I was like, what I had done
with it? Just put it in the back and then
had to fly out again.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
God damn, what did I think was gonna happen? Weigh
it down with what you're driving.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
That's true. Whatever I found in the street, other cars
that hit.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
Me, I'm gonna go ahead and take your bumper that
well off and put it in there.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
So this thanks, I need a little extra weight.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Yeah, but that sucks. David, break it. Breaking the screen
on your watch blows man.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
Stop using the watch. I think I'm not replacing it.
How do you track your steps? Pat?

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
You don't understand when you're trying to get that ten
k a day, bro, But sometimes you set your phone
down all the time. Sometimes I set your phone down. Yeah,
but when I don't get my ten k, I feel
like I didn't do it. I even leave the house today.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
I finished three thousand steps short today. Well you know,
it was off to the side for a little bit,
so I probably did three thousand steps in that ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
I didn't have my phone on me.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
I always like make fun of like obsessive compulsive. Sometimes
I would never like, I'm also that guy's.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
Like, I didn't get to get those steps. I have
eight dozen steps. I gotta take the dog out, I
take a mile walk that I'll hit that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
Ten thousand steps by nine am. I'm like cool. I
sit down every chance I get at work. If there's
a wall, you can catch me in the end of
the bar seats.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
But I just like, like on a Saturday Sunday, I
don't feel that bad, but like on a if it's
like a Tuesday, like I'll feel like a piece of shit.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Like a piece of shit. That's just how I feel.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
It rains. I just walk a dog a mile. It's
still fine. Whatever, we'll get over it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
But yeah, you gotta get that ten k to day next.
Not cool is from This is the Long One is
Adrian Angry, Adrian Valdez at Angry Enchilada and Adrian's not
cool is Cubicles Coworkers that blow their nose.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
I got a hawk to a girl clearing her throat.
Every twenty minutes. People are whispering and talking shit about
each other. People are also making personal phone calls. I
know way too much about them to add to this.
People that eat in their cubicle instead of the lunch
room are also part of it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
Is not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
He says, there's a bastard that made fish the microwaves today.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
I've always thought I would love working in the cubicle.
The one part I want it like.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
I definitely can see that as like a negative.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
The part where he said just hearing people's personal calls, Oh, dude,
learning about people's personal lives that I work with.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
That sounds awful.

Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
I've worked with some of these people for ten years already,
and I still don't.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
Know anything about their player.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
And that's how I want it. That's exactly what I
want to know about your personal life. I'll know about
your personal life.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
If I had to accidentally overhear their cup right now,
I can just walk away.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
I can't really walk away in a cubicle.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
Yeah, I don't want to know that Little Johnny got
written up at school today. I don't really care I
want to I don't want to know that there is
a little john I don't want you to know about
my little Johnny or whatever it is. Either like I
don't tell you because I don't want you tell me.

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
I'll know that you have kids. I don't want to
know their names. Yeah we have. I don't want to
hear any stories about them.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
I wouldn't call these like where the sales guys and
gals are, I wouldn't call them cubicles. It's more like
a shared workspace where there's not like a cube area,
but it's just a long row of desks that like
have computers at them, so you like it's like workstations.
And then they have they call them phone booths that
they said or like soundproof. They're definitely not soundproof, but

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they're just little like closets that have glass doors that
you can go and talk in.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
Should just go in there and like close the door,
like look sketchy walking in, and then like loudly, hey.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
Is this one eight hundred hookers? Hey how much for
an ounce? Oh shit, i' might working my bad. Yeah,
I'll meet you downstairs in the lobby. Yeah I know
he's here today. He fucking smells.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
I fucking hate that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
Loudly say that shit, so your co workers getting.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Here, I mean, if you didn't, if you were like
cubicles sound that bad everything Adrian just said kind of
is it good?

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
The fish of the microwave is just a wild move.
Just eat the fish cold, it's still good.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
We already went over.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
I used to have a coworker just don't be fishing
like that, and she just thought that there was nothing
wrong with It's like, why, it'll go away in a
little bit, like, no, it won't.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
You don't understand. It doesn't go away. And then the
next person that has to microwave something's gonna microwave something
in a fish smell, which you may think doesn't matter,
but everybody smells the fish.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
It's it's the fish oils that as they get heated up,
they release and they release the oils up into the
air and it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
Attaches to microplastic.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Now, what you're gonna do, if you absolutely have to
do it, take a little bit of vermouth. Spray that
on top of the fish. It's going to neutralize the oils.
Being it is what it is, alcoholic, you're drinking vermouth.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
No, this is for my lunch. What I have a
flask of vermouth. It's not booze. You know.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
You don't even want to pour it on top. You
want to spritz it. You gotta put the vermouth in
a little spray bottle. It sprits the top of the fish.
It helps hold in the don't bring fish, I mean that,
but if you're gonna be such an incompetent or inconsidered
an asshole that you're bringing fish, at least bring the vermove.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
They fish for a nice like after work treat. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Yeah, I'm not saying you can't eat fish, just not
a common air.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
Leftovers are for lunch the next day, not if it's seafood.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
You know what rocks when people make it work?

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
Popcorn?

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Popcorn smells real good pop Like, that's dope.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
They need to buy a bunch of popcorn.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
They brought in Rodeo barbecue today. You missed out on that, Robert.
But nothing like having eight am like brisket, hollo panos, beans,
potato salad. I was like, fuck, yeah, I have some
of this.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
I would be worried if that was me, just because
I'd be like, I'm gonna have to shit during.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
The podcast later.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
Oh yeah, especially with the potato salad. I'm like, I
can't keep away from you, but I know you're the.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Show down to It was dope, But uh, that smell
really good. Barbecue aways smells good.

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
It's the best cooked meat.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
And also, if you ever want to cover up the
smell of anything, O that I ever had to do
that or anything like that in my life. But if
you ever want to cover up the smell of something like,
say you're younger and your parents smell a certain odor
coming out of your room or whatever, just burn popcorn
and walk around that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
That covers up everything.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Getting fish smell off your hands, dip your hands in
coffee grounds. That gets rid of it, and then wash
your hands again. Wash your hands, then dip them into
coffee grounds. Then wash your hands again so you don't
get the coffee grounds dirty, but then your hands smell
like coffee instead of fish. Final little life hack for you,
do you want to get rid of the smell of uh?

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
I don't know if that works, but I don't have
the science to disprove it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
I promise you it works.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Oh you promise, Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
My dad, My dad taught me that one. Mark Middleton
would never lie to me.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
You never used that trick to get the smell of
anything else off of your hands?

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Did you blood?

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
Oh? Bleed?

Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
But that was always funny when you the parents that
would be like, let me smell your fingers.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
Smells like that was for cigarettes, yeah, I mean it
would work for weed too, Yeah, especially because you were
probably grinding it up my hand.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
But it's like, yeah, that's true. I think you get
rid of that a little bit easier. Cigarettes are on. Ye.
He's a guy that I used to work with that
when I worked part time on weekends. He would smoke
cigarettes and he was like, yeah, my wife doesn't know
I smoke. And I was like, oh, okay, well I
don't know your wife. My gonna tell it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
But he would she never been near your laundry.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
He would have to. Like I'd see him in the
bathroom and he would be like soaping up like a
doctor going in for surgery, Like yeah, right above the
elbows and he's like like soaping it all. I'll be like,
I mean, I gues get it. I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
You gotta have your cigarettes, but it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Seems like it's not worth it at that point.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
You gotta find some mouse now now it's a lot
all time.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
Hopefully now he just can use his in just vape
vape it up, bro blissome clouds.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
I'll go first. I don't really have anything great.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
But one this was a this is this was in
the lobby when I was waiting to go up to
do some podcast prep at home.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
But speech to text, guy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
Just just text, just text.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
I get there's times where you're like, if you're fumble
fucking around doing stuff, be like, hey, what's up. Yeah,
I'm on my way, but like I don't know, tell
pat that I will be there at about eight o'clock,
and then at eight o'clock we can go get dinner
at Hooters, and then after Hooters we can.

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
Go Like just but that's a text. That's a text, dude,
that's a text.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
It's and then half the time it's gonna be like, oh,
you have to send three texts afterwards to correct all
the things that it misheard.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
But I know I know quite a few people that
I'm not really friends with, but I know through like acquaintances,
and like every time you see them, they're doing the
speech to text. It's like, just text it, man, Like
why do you like I don't want to know who
you're talking to. It's kind of like the Adrian's cubicle
and like, I don't need to know that you are
fighting with your wife.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
It's a text. It takes eight seconds. I don't understand
why you don't get that. Why are you being so mean?
Why are you doing that? I will pick it up
at the store on my way home. Why are you
being such a bit right now? Like, why stop?

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Stop? Stop stop? I'm uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable. Stop doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
I couldn't even father.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
People have no shame, have no shame.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
How do you become that person?

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
They are obviously people that like watch tiktoks and shit
just in the doctor's office full blast.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
They definitely are those people. You know their answer phone
call in public on speakerphone.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Oh is that Mary?

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
I know you've been fighting with Mary all fucking afternoon.
I've heard you talking to her. I only know one
side of the conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
It's even crazier if they're not that other person, like
if they're like, yeah, I hate when people talk on
their phone in public. Hold on, let me send this
text real quick. Yeah, I'll meet you at dinner. You're
the same person, just in a different format.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
I do voices.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
It's like they're doing time Zoo Roman and you're doing
fucking Botanica.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
You're doing aerial fund. But there's like I do voice
of text in my car where I hit it where
I'm like, yeah, I'm on my way to do the
pod guys or whatever. Like I can do that, but
that's in my car, that's with me. So I'm not
texting and driving, not when I'm in the elevator with
fifteen other people.

Speaker 5 (01:17:32):
I've actually gotten pretty good about just not even looking
at text in the car anymore. Like I was driving
up to my parents this weekend and my brother calls
me at one point it's like, did you see my text? Like, well,
I've been in the car for the last two and
a half hours, driving straight, so uh no, I've told
you maybe school you said you were going to stop
at a gas station on your way out. I was like, yeah,
I ended up just driving. But also you tell by

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the time you texted me, I was gone from the.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
I don't know if you know this is a lot
of gas stations.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
I've told you guys this one hundred times. I'm like,
when I'm driving up just call me. Don't call me
fifty fucking times. Your brother does do that, but like
they were pretty good about it. On my dad used
to call like five times on a two and a
half hour drive. Where are you now? Where are you now?
Where are you now? Doesn't do it?

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
But I'm like, guys, if you need to, don't text me.
I'm not going to see it. Call me while I'm
fucking driving. Or do you want me staring at my
phone as I'm driving an E ten traffic Your.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Call now I'm dead? How you feel about that? So, yeah,
that's one of my not cool just don't be special
text guy. And then my other not cool I had
those those downstairs neighbors that would fight and were very loud,
but they they didn't speak English, or they did not
fight in English at least, and so I was like,

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it's annoying that they fight, but really might not cool
is that I couldn't understand what they were fighting over,
which I was like, I want to know the gods,
but if I got to hear the fighting, got to
hear the tea. They moved out. There's been nobody living
below me for about a month and a half, two months.
Somebody finally moved in over the long weekend, and they're
windchime people.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
They are.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
I saw at least three wind chimes when I was
walking the dog. I can hear the windchimes, saying could
hear the windchimes all night because it was pretty windy
last night and that was when I started noticing it,
and I was like, okay, Like where I live, the
balcony has a screen door that can go into the
main bedroom. They definitely have to hear that all the time.

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And I don't know if you just have your windschime person,
if you just tune them out after a while. But
it's like that's gotta.

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
Be but it sounds so pretty well occasionally it does.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
One is okay. They have three that I saw, maybe more,
at least three. So I've done a little research. You know,
there's like tree trimmer things they like. It's basically just
like a saw a knife on a stick. Not that expensive.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
They're not.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
What is the likelihood? I don't know how much a
wind chime costs.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Fuck, I should on the research before probably like thirty bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Okay, you had three of those bad boys and they
went missing, do you immediately think it's the person above you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
I wouldn't even know what I'd be. How did they
reach this?

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
Because I got to figure out a way to where
I can reach out cut it, but catch it and
then like toss it down by like where I walk
the dog, which is like if you look down there
on the side of their balcony, you can see like
the little green area I walk the dog. Knock it
over that area, just go toss the dumpster and like
they'll never see it again. I gotta play that right,

(01:20:30):
I'm I'm working through it. I'm working through It's like
a mission impossible.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
I don't want to guy.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
I don't want to because then I seem like a bitch,
And you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
Don't want to be the Can you maybe just pull
him in at night, because then you're like, they're not
gonna do that every night.

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
And I don't want to be the guy that gets
caught trying to saw your wind chimes off.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
But but those are your only three offers. I'm not
above sawing the wind chimes off. And you can't complain
about wind chimes to like the office. You can, but
you can't. I'm on good terms with the office.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Can wind chimes be a noise violation?

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
Because they're not that annoying, but it's like I also
have an eight month old that's like in the crib
in our room.

Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
Hopefully it's not affected her, but that could How long
has this been going on now, Sunday? I thought I
heard it last night, and yeah, last two nights. I
definitely did here around a week little less than a week, yeah,
about two days.

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Hopefully after like a week, you just it becomes background noisy,
you don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
I hope, so that might be the case.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
But I definitely have started planning, like how to chop
those bad boys out, because like they're on a string.
Just got to but I gotta make sure that they
don't fall down there because then I got to figure
out how to get to their thing, and then that's
breaking an entering guy.

Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
Or you could just let them continue being sawed and
fall down and they're like, what is happening?

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
It's clearly being cut. Is there's some sort of animal.
I'll probably think it's a squirrel coming through, ah, but.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Then I don't like they put a camera to watch
them for the squirrel that I'm fucked when I see
like my blade got out.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Yeah, but until that point, it'll be thrilling.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
Yeah, it's true, all right, but like it's not wrong
to try and chop it down.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
No, that's the best course of it. If it's if
it's that annoying, I mean, I.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
Like, I don't know if you know this, like as
a parent, as like, it's very narcissistic of them to
be doing this, like thinking that like your anoise doesn't
affect anybody else, right, Like, and as a parent, like you,
you don't understand this, and Robert, you probably dont understand,
Like I understand this because as a parent, like you're.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
Like, I just want the best for my kid. A
lot of people don't don't know that, but I just
want the best for my kid. And if she's not
getting quality sleep, you know, it's not good for her.

Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
I want to meet the parent that's like I don't
want the best. I want like mids for my kid.
I want everything to be okay, but I don't want
them to be spoiled.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Yeah, when you look at daycare prices and shit, you're like, well,
this one's cheaper, but that was shittier. You're like, oh, yeah,
I guess everybody doesn't want their kid to have the
best kid.

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
This is the most expensive one, but this one seems
kind of sketchy, and he'll probably make them funny, and
isn't that what you really want?

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
To have? Some good stories?

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
But yeah, those are mine, not cools.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Mine is I'm just an idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
I load it up and will be the show last
night to play, and in it, they've got an ad
for the next game coming out. And I saw it
and I saw the date and it said the eighteenth,
and I was like, oh fuck, this bitch is out.
I can start playing it right now. So I go
to download it and I pay for it and everything,
and it starts to download, and all of a sudden,
like really quick, very suspiciously quick. It was like download

(01:23:20):
ready done. And I was like, that's strange. And I
click on it and goes, you'll have to wait. This
isn't ready yet, and I go, what the fuck? And
I go in and I look at the date and
I was like, it says eighteen. It's next month's eighteenth.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
Yeah, next month does have an eighteenth too.

Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
And I was very close because I was like, there
won't be enough room. I'll have to delete the game.
I almost deleted the current game before I went and
downloaded and I was like, oh, let's just see if
it fits on there, And that's also why I was like,
I don't feel like there should have been enough space
for this. Yeah, so at least I didn't delete the
old game.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
That's good, so I can sell you were lost everything
still hit some bombs with Steve Nebraska on there. But
that is cool.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Whenever there's like a like a you get the twenty
five version and you see you later twenty four.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
Fuck you, Yeah, goodbye forever. I'm never looking at this again.
But now I gotta like, now I gotta go when
the next one comes out.

Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
It's like future me problems, but like, I'm gonna have
to go through see what are the best songs on
the playlist this year for my home run celebration, my
walkouts on you know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
It's a process. Yeah, plus all the I.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
Got a grind and unlock all the perks again, so
I can't just be mashing forty bombs as a.

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
Rookie a lot of work. It's not cool. So yeah, Robert,
what do you got?

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
I have one very similar to last week where I
had to burn on my thumb.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
Just something very inconvenient. This is also kind of hand.

Speaker 6 (01:24:43):
Releated where I got a seat belt burn in between
my thumb and pointer finger.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
Oh, in the webbing.

Speaker 6 (01:24:52):
In the webbing yet, because that's how when I grab
my seat belt, I kind of just let it glide
along that part of my hand. And I think, this
this cold weather, it's made my hands dry. So it
just made it easier just to like, good dude when.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
We made fun of the week we made fun of
him like that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Like that weekend, I was getting in bed and I
felt like my hand was like sandpaper, and I was like,
me making fun of Robbert, is why my I have
bitch hands now too, No, I have bitch hands, and
now I don't make fun of you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
Look at the hand was outside for like two minutes
today and I was like, my hands are cold cold. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
About gloves, Robert gotta seem like you see those they
were sucking sick gloves.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Game changer, You should just wear receivers close. That's warm there,
they have breatheable area. Yeah, but you know you're a gamer.
You're always ready. You always catch anything they throw you.
I'll catch it. But yeah, that's a horrible spot to
get The.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
Webbing is yeah, just a little like seat burn.

Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
It just made me think of the jackass when they
were purposely giving themselves paper cuts.

Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
I was gonna say, like that would be like when
we were talking about like public shaming and you're like
death penalty. I was like, no, no, no, Like it's gotta
be like throwing fruit at somebody. That would be a
really good one. Like we're just going to paper cut
all of the webbing in your fingers every single I'd
rather have death.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
Yeah, but that would just be like you're not gonna
die and you have to just hang out. I don't
like it. I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
That's what happens to the loser of mock draft season.
You get paper cutted.

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
I don't like that. The sharpest paper, the sharpest all right,
those are not cool segment. No fucking construction paper. You
guys gonna wrap this bitch up. Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
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our thoughts, our ideas, business pitches, anything like that. We
asked our questions, we support our country, we do whatever
we gotta do. This is your opportunity. The answers segment
you ask us the questions. We give you the answers.
That's almost like it's how I got the name. You
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We're very good at power ranking things. Just give us
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Don't do just answer the question. Answer the question you
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(01:28:16):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
This is from Luke sin. Luke Swin rides in again
and says are wind mills the number one employer of
wind kites.

Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
Windmills are only in certain places. Dude, kites are everywhere,
but I feel like wind mills would employ more.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
No, you know what. Windmills don't employ ship. They're just
a sweat factory for wind that wind getting paid. I
have never seen a pays step chopping it up. I've
never seen a pays step from fucking wind. Have you
ever heard of wind.

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
With a past up? Not me, I can't say that
I have.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
It's a sweatshop for wind.

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
That would make kites also a sweatshop for yeah all,
like mom and pop sweatshop.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
I feel like a sailboat would be like a job,
like that's a cool like if your wind you want
to get a job like pushing sailboats. Like my father
was a sailboater. I was a sailboater too. We moved
the sailboats alone the sea, and that's how the world
was run.

Speaker 5 (01:29:16):
I don't know if I was a wind, they all
would probably just want to be employed at a ballpark
for a team that I like, always blowing in when
the opposing team is hitting.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
Yeah, knocking down home runs.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
Just be a ViBe's wind.

Speaker 5 (01:29:28):
Like if you're from San Francisco, I think the best
wind you could be is out over mcubby Cove. Yeah,
knock it down for the posing team, blow it out
for the.

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
Home that'd be tight. What if.

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
Actually, I mean technically you would say tornadoes would probably
be a high to go.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
I was gonna go tornado, but I was didn't thinking
wind tunnel because like people then sign up because they
want to get I thought.

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
But you know, you got to build a like facility
for a wind.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Right, But really, like wind is not getting paid leaf blowers.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
That's not it's wind though the engine is making the wain.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
That's still wind. Still win and I use leaflower manufactured
wind is wind. I bring my leaf blower to work No,
you know what Wind I would want to be. I
don't sweep the patio. I blow that bitch off. It's
so much easier. You know what Wind I would want
to be a fan. I'd be Wind coming out of
a fan because everybody's like this keeps me cool.

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
I like that ceiling fans. That's probably the number one
employer of Wind. I sleep better because of that. But again,
I don't think they employ Wind. They use wind and
manipulate it. They manipulate gaslight it. Yeah, they're nars, like
is are fans.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Narcissistic fans are definitely narcissistic. I would say narcissistic fucks, windmills,
narcissistic fucks, kites, narcissistic.

Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
Fuck It's good narcissism though, because it's hot in Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
Fans toxic narcissism. That's because you're a narcissist.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
Yeah I am.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
I'm not a narcissist. Is not a narcissist. I'm never used.

Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
Guy who called himself number one Dad is not a narcissist. No,
that's just a fact.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
Look, I got a cup for Christmas, I got I
got a coffee mug. It said number one Dad. Do
you think that would lie.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
I mean, he's been training to be a dad for years,
his dad. How many jokes over the years have you
told Emma where she just goes, ugh, you've been doing
dad jokes for you?

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
Yeah, I've been training. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
But I would say that windmills are just win sweatshops. Yeah,
there's no payment that wind gets at all. It's actually
pretty inhumane what windmills are doing to wind. So windmills
aren't in birds, not even employing when they're just using win.
It's basically slave flavor wind slaves. That's what it is.

(01:31:37):
Wind slavery. I think they would be the overseers the windmills.

Speaker 4 (01:31:42):
Yeah, yeah, think about it, chopping motion and then they
got over.

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
It, they go over to Yeah. So no, windmills are
not the number one employee of wind, the number one
slave runners of wind. I would say, when let's end
win slavery, Robert, can we make a shirt hashtag end
wind slavery?

Speaker 4 (01:32:02):
More fracking and fossil fuels.

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
You know those people that go to like Texans games
and they wear like white painter suits and they just
put blood where their dick is and they're like.

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
Fight against circumcision circumcisions.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
Wrong, buddy, I just wanted to come watch a football game.
Why are you bothering me? We need to do that.
But like end wind slavery ended. Now like block a
bridge and like you, what are you protesting wind slavery?
Fucking bullshit, dude, that's what it is.

Speaker 5 (01:32:32):
I look forward to next week when somebody asked us
if solar panels are the number one employer of the Sun.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Yeah, somebody asked that question. We'll answer it. Yeah, windmills
are not the number one employee for not close and
we should actually.

Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
Get rid of windmills because of that. Pretty problematic, very
extremely problematic. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
Next question, this is from Gina Valdez and Genus says,
if you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors,
what color does it turn? Mirror colored?

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
Probably the color of the floor that's sitting on.

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
What if it's a room full of mirrors.

Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
And it's sitting on a mirror, Yeah, it just goes invisible.
It's just a box. That's how we unlock in visibility.
Has anybody tried this?

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
No, not to my lodge.

Speaker 4 (01:33:26):
Okay, put a put a We need to take a chameleon.

Speaker 5 (01:33:28):
Put it on a mirror into a house of mirrors,
we have unlocked invisibility.

Speaker 3 (01:33:34):
Rodeo is coming up. We could be like, Hey, I
am going into the house of mirrors. I have a chameleon.
I'm not going to pay. This is for science.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
We're doing science. This is for science. All right, we'll
give you a shout out.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
We look the other way on wind slavery. We will
not look the other way on this. If you put
a chameleon in a box of just mirrors, I think
it's invisible.

Speaker 4 (01:33:57):
It's definitely gonna go invisible.

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
There's another explanation. What would it be? What would you mimicking?
Or would it just turn like mirror shaped? It would
just be another.

Speaker 4 (01:34:05):
Mashaped shape shifter? Now, yeah, what color is a mirror?

Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
Mirror colored? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:34:15):
What you got seventy three dollars from PetSmart? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
Buy one right now and then?

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
Or does anybody out there? What if you fucking weirdos
have to have a chameleon?

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
Can you door? Dash? H what are you doing? Dash
from PetSmart? That like one chameleon?

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
You gonna eat it?

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
No, We're not gonna fucking eat What kind of psychoes
do you think we are? We're gonna put it in
a box full of mirrors.

Speaker 4 (01:34:38):
It be funny.

Speaker 5 (01:34:39):
You put it on the mirror and it just starts
like all the colors are just reflecting, Like like when
Mystique gets in the third one, when she gets shot
by the dart. Oh yeah, that takes away her powers
and she's just flipping through everything she's done before.

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
Real quick.

Speaker 5 (01:34:50):
It's just the chameleon. It's just a rainbow of color
is constantly flowing through it. Can't figure out what to do.
I like to believe my theory, because you know, science
is just all theories absolute. My theory is that it'll
go invisible.

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
I think it becomes invisible. There's no other real logical explanation.
What color is a chameleon? Originally you'll never know. You
would think green, but we probably just see it around
green stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
Yeah, we'll never know chamelions are. They're chameleons. Dude, Being
a chameleon must be nice. You can fucking look at
all different things at once. I might here over here,
it could text and drive, got those cool little hands
that can grip things with you and just.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
Probably fucking dude, I bet a chick loves a chameleon.
I bet like Lady Commons, let's just say they probably
ain't complained.

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
And I've seen the chameleon catch a fly before from
like a mile away. Ask a chameleon what that mouth do? Yeah,
it's pretty much what it does. Guys don't know a
more turned down or grossed out by that. Probably both both.
It's a little bit of both, a little bit of both.
It was I'm looking, I'm looking at this is impressive,

(01:36:02):
and I don't know these feelings that I'm feeling right now.
And it was a very lucky lady. That's why she
calls you. So.

Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
Yeah, comedians just become invisible if you put them in
front of mirrors, rooms full of mirrors. Great questions, great question,
all right, this is a good one. Power rank these
Sesame Street characters?

Speaker 4 (01:36:28):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
It's from alex O at alex mc thunder one on
X and alex O says, power ranked the Sesame Street characters.
He gives us Elmo, Big Bird, Cookie, Monster, the Count,
and Oscar at the Grouch. Robert Barbosa, you go first.

Speaker 6 (01:36:42):
Number five, Oscar the Grouch. No one likes a grouchy guy.

Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
Okay, A weird way to tell everyone tell me that
everyone hates me.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
Number four, I'm going to count no one wants to
do math.

Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
Also fair.

Speaker 6 (01:37:00):
Number three, I'm going big bird. No particular reason for three.
Number three. Yeah, number two, I'm going cookie monster. Okay,
I like that he likes cookies, but I don't want
to take my cookies.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
Then it's a monster. He can't help it. Yeah, I
know it's a cookie monster. Narcissistic. Well bet he thinks
all cookies belonging.

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
Don yeah, cook predatory. Oh yeah, hung cookies. It's his
favorite season right now.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Then I'm going number one.

Speaker 4 (01:37:29):
Elmo.

Speaker 3 (01:37:30):
He's a frindly little guy. He's red color. Do an
Elmo impression. I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (01:37:36):
Just try it, Just come on, do it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
Tickle me, big bird, do that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
Just try that. We're not going to go any farther
until you try. No, it's me, Almo, Robert, Please do
my impression.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Elmo doesn't want to do it. Elm impression.

Speaker 4 (01:37:50):
Almo feels scared, almost really uncomfortable. Playing twice. If Elmo's
in trouble, don't tickle Elmo. If it's a bad sit,
you shit, tickle me everywhere about the island.

Speaker 5 (01:38:06):
Uh, pat, you go all right, I'm going back because
I gotta go from todd about. Number one is Oscar
the Crouch. Oscar is my fucking dude. I get his worldview.
It makes sense to me. Number two Cookie monster fucking yeah,
same dude. Yeah, I literally ate a sleeve of thin
mints in bed the other day.

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
Nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
Yeah, it's meant it's good for you.

Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
I didn't brush at night, I just thin mints. Yeah,
it's toothpaste, the same, same. Uh. Number three, I'll go
Almo Man. Elmo is that dude? Yeah, I did the impression. Hey,
Almo's number three? Oh boy, Camo because it's just more
itchy and scratchy than anything right in the place. Elmo

(01:38:49):
loves you, okay, Almo? Three? Big Bird four?

Speaker 5 (01:38:52):
Nothing against big Bird, Honestly, going into this, I thought
I would have had him higher. But this is top
of the dome, and I love big Bird, but I
love the There's more right.

Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
Number five? Count Yeah one, I don't want to do math. Two.

Speaker 5 (01:39:04):
Motherfucker counts too slow? All right, speed it up. Shouldn't
take ten seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
Acount Oh ah a three, No dude, count come on faster.

Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
I got time, I got I got no time.

Speaker 5 (01:39:18):
They got no child left behind it. Let's get the
fucking numbers out. Yeah, we're trying to teach these kids. Okay,
so we're going Oscar, Cookie Monster, Elmo, Big Bird Count.

Speaker 4 (01:39:27):
What about you? Alex?

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
All Right, I'm gonna go. Five is count? Same reason
I don't want to do math, Dude, chill out and
they speeded.

Speaker 4 (01:39:33):
Up only Count. I like his chocolate.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
Yeah, so yeah, he's like, he's like cool brother. Yeah,
I would imagine four his Big Bird.

Speaker 4 (01:39:42):
Cool. I don't know whatever is that? Dude? What else
do you do? What else do you feel like you're sleeping
on Big Bird? Little? Well, it's between Big Bird and Elmo.
I feel like was the face of Sesame Street. Like
those two kind of like Almo's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
I was a little too old for the tickle me
almost phase, but like the Alma memes really have kind
of loved as I've gotten older.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
So that's those are cool. Almost.

Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
Three Two is Oscar the Grouch pretty much because like
cookie monsters won, Oscar the Grouch is just cookie monster
if he never got cookies. If you think about it,
like if Oscar.

Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
All work and no cookies, Oscar the Grouse. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
Yeah, so like no Cookies, Cookie Monster is Oscar He's
just green.

Speaker 5 (01:40:24):
Did I ever make you watch the they had like
a Trump Rouch.

Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
No, it was like back in the day. You're right,
He's like, I've got the best garbage in the city.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
Guy.

Speaker 4 (01:40:38):
It's legit hilarious at people say they have good best garbage.
We have the best.

Speaker 5 (01:40:41):
It was apparently before Trump was a bad guy. This
was back in I think the nineties, so Hed never
did anything bad. But yeah, I'll have to find it
and send it to it's a it's an all time
great one.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
So yeah, I'm gonna go Cooie Monster, Oscary the Grouch,
Elma big Bird in the count. So yeah, I pretty
much just flipped upped one and two from where you were.
Those are great. Those a great power ranking suggestion. Yeah,
keep them coming, buddy H. Next to is ray Mundo
b Navidez at k Mundo B. He says, parmesan cheese,
spaghetti confetti.

Speaker 4 (01:41:13):
Fuck yes, yeah, yeah, I would have also accepted we
need to go with spaghetti sprinkles. I would also.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
Spaghetti sprinkles too, but spaghetti confetti.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
Because hey, you know what, if we're putting cheese on
this bitch, we having a party. All right, verbal trademark here.
We got to open an Italian restaurant. Figure that out.
You work in the restaurant biz, figure out the logistics.
I got it. Spaghetti confetti.

Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
We that's like a menu item and it's really just
spaghetti and meatballs. But like you know how they come
out with the parmesan cheese, like let me know when
you're good, you just like you just fucking throw that
bitch up in the air, like everybody gets a little parmesan.
He's like, oh no, I ordered a steak and I
got parmesan all over it. Who fucking cares.

Speaker 4 (01:41:52):
I'm lactose intolerant. Get the fuck out, you know. And
when we do the confetti raanning, you go yay. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
But like you know how, there's those those bars where
like you could spend a billion dollars and be like
happy Birthday, Pat and like the hot girls come out
with the fireworks and like your name is on a
marquee thing and they bring the champagne and it probably said.

Speaker 5 (01:42:13):
It's Italian girls just being kind of mean to me
and throwing cheese at me.

Speaker 4 (01:42:16):
I love the idea.

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
Well, just know it's it's just your It's like the
birthday people like the weight weight staff is just like
what the spaghetti you have a novalia or whatever that
song is called, just like we do that. Like how
does that not absolutely electric? If somebody is just like, like,

(01:42:38):
you're not mad if people throw parmers on cheese at
you never Oh no, now I have cheese, more cheese
than I had on me before. But it's the restaurant's job.
It's like a Texas roadhouse style restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
Except cheese everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:42:52):
Yeah, you might have to get a room of restaurant
cat restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:42:57):
Keep out the mice perfect like clean, there's no clean mice.

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
I've ever heard of mouse Traps.

Speaker 4 (01:43:05):
Done. Best game that nobody ever learned how to play
mouse Trap. It was fun to set up, but yeah,
I didn't know the rules. Nope, nobody did. You set
it up and then you just hit the came I
sucked it up.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
Yeah, okay, whatever, we're done. I don't want to play
this again.

Speaker 4 (01:43:18):
I'm not gonna look up the rules. Get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
Spaghetti confetti, absolutely right, fucking absolutely like that was pretty
much you get, like that's all we need. We didn't
even need to break into it. But that is verbal trademark.
Nobody can do our spaghetti confetti celebration. No restaurant can.
If you see it, let them know that we are
ce seing and desisting them, and the police are on
their way.

Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
All right, cool?

Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
Yeah, trap this up with the Mikey Paul at is
just Mikey p on X. Mikey says, when is a
toddler not a toddler anymore? Is it age or clothes?

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
I think it's an in my head. I don't know why.
I feel like three. I feel the toddlers through the
terrible twos. If that's a little too early, i'd say
four at the max. Four you're definitely not a fucking
toddler anymore. You're four. But I think it's I think
it was a three. You're not a toddler one three
years old toddler kind of like two. There's two d's
in it, you know, Yeah, it's fair. So I think

(01:44:12):
three you're no longer a toddler.

Speaker 5 (01:44:13):
So age, yeah you can, just because I understand there's
like toddler clothing that my kid's big, Well, then you
just got big ass toddler.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
Yeah, And then you can have a small kid that
still has Tyler clothes.

Speaker 4 (01:44:25):
Start working on his past sets right now, make him
a left tackle. Yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:44:30):
I'm been teaching my daughter trying and keep my daughter
had to dunk so she could be Kaitlyn Clark because
like the Clark's canna be rich? Is rich already? Just
see what she's doing, do that. We were watching Kaitlyn
Clark film on.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
Puture, Hit Bombs, Dude softball phenom. She'll be the next
Genny Finch. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
They don't really have like a league or anything.

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
By then, though they will. It's true, because she'll be
the Kaitlin Clark. She'll be the one that like, well.

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
I did let her see I did let her see
Mac McClung play and the w A m n b
A dunk contests.

Speaker 4 (01:45:04):
I showed her a little bit of highlights to that
I much kind of tall for a chick, right fucking
volleyball many Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:10):
Also that I want to start calling the NBA the
m n b A, like just let's be proper, all right,
there's a w NBA like they did that with the
with the College World Series. It used to just be
CWS and now it's MCWS and w CWS like why
don't we do that with the m n B A.
We could call it the m because.

Speaker 4 (01:45:32):
Like, did you watch the W I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:45:35):
No, I still think it's more fun to watch them.

Speaker 4 (01:45:37):
If you're not calling the NBA, I think you have
to call it the association.

Speaker 3 (01:45:40):
No, because that could also be always start calling the W,
NBA the association, the what association? No, just the association.
They're all associations. But like, let's let's start with m
n B A like try and work that into the
vocab and then we're actually very progressive. I'm out in
our assist I already mum much.

Speaker 4 (01:46:04):
I'm gonna watch the Mumble tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:46:05):
Tonight you watched the NBA m n B A.

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
Hell yeah. Oh Mac McClung got called up. Dude, got
to watch the m NBA tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
He was in the G League, but now he's in
the m n b A.

Speaker 4 (01:46:16):
He's gonna get minutes. They're already out and there's three
games left.

Speaker 3 (01:46:19):
Is this the m NBA All Star Game?

Speaker 4 (01:46:24):
God?

Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
They're All Star week? It sucks so bad. Yeah, hockey's
very cooler. Yeah, it's age. Toddlers are based on age.
In fact, great question, though, Mikey p all right, that
was it at past Gay Pod on X hashtag PTG
answers that So we'll get to your answers questions hashtag
PTG mock draft if you've got some mock draft suggestions
for next week. I am at al J. Middleton and

(01:46:46):
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Robert is at Robert Barbosa's Era three on all Socials.
Please give us a follow, just follow on our past
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people that are hating on us. We get a lot
of the haters with the rage bait we put out there,
but that's part of the game.

Speaker 4 (01:47:01):
It's part of the fucking game, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:47:03):
And when they're like, you're in an itty big no, no, no, no, no,
you're an idiot.

Speaker 4 (01:47:07):
If you know any Canadians, call them a syrupsucker this week.

Speaker 3 (01:47:09):
Call a syrupsucker. If you're a Canadian, fuck you on
this one right now. Specifically, if you're watching it this
week or listening this week. If you're listening on the
audio version, go hit play on the YouTube version. If
you're watching us on YouTube, we're waving at you right now. Hi,
put your favorite Sesame Street character in the comments. Let's

(01:47:31):
let's see if we get one hundred and fifty comments
this week. And if you're watching us on YouTube, go
hit play on the audio version. Give us the clicks
on both sides. Let's go fucking USA. Let's go USA,
and let's pick a random celebrity generator.

Speaker 5 (01:47:46):
I will make sure you have it turned towards. I'm
going to go big Poppy David Ortiz, all right, I.

Speaker 4 (01:47:56):
Mean Johnny Cash, No, I got David Ortiz, David Ortiz.

Speaker 6 (01:48:01):
I think in honor of SNL, I'm gonna go Bobby Lee.

Speaker 3 (01:48:04):
Okay, in honor of SNL, I'm gonna go Will Ferrell,
Will Ferrell, Bobby Lee?

Speaker 4 (01:48:09):
Do you even realize what you did? Said?

Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
What do I do?

Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
Bobby Lee? Is Matt TV?

Speaker 3 (01:48:13):
Yeah that's the bit. But do you not hear the
mock drafted at it?

Speaker 5 (01:48:17):
But he had to look on his face like that
one wasn't on purpose, even though I know it was.

Speaker 3 (01:48:21):
What he's doing, all right. Jude Law, Oasis, Jack Nicholas,
Roy Emerson, Jerry Rice, Kurt Russell, Paul Newman.

Speaker 4 (01:48:31):
Bruce Lee was running back.

Speaker 3 (01:48:32):
We run it back, Yeah, all right, Bobby Lee, Will Ferrell,
David Ortiz, Ken Rosewell, Davina McCall, Colin Farrell, Marien Connolly,
Cliff Robertson, PJ Harvey, Jeff Bridges, Ray Charles Right, USA
has three letters.

Speaker 4 (01:48:49):
We're doing this three times.

Speaker 3 (01:48:53):
Lauren Bacall, John McEnroe, Sally Field, blur, WHOOPI Goldberg, Willie
Mays Ingrid Berge.

Speaker 4 (01:48:59):
Well, I was pretty close, black baseball player, pretty fucking close.
And then before that one's like, here's no blog. He's Dominican.
Come on, yeah, come on, really amaze. If you didn't
hear him talk, what would you think? All right, have
a great rest of your week unless you're Canadian. Let's
fuck him up boys, Team USA all the way. We

(01:49:21):
love you until next week. Past the gravy, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:49:24):
Bitches, gravy gang gang gang, baby power, the top and
leader spread.

Speaker 2 (01:49:36):
As we listen, it's the past, the gray Great we
go and fishing for your bitch today with drunk and
Houston Houston baby. Now we go ahead and link and
we'll get rich today. Hitch bitch Houston' that's his home town.
Passa gravy, passa loud, loud weekend talk and go for
hours hours entertainment, superpower, Gravy Gang getting louder, louder, cast up,

(01:49:59):
no childer man, we laugh, no prouder life on maybe
about the top and lead spreads as we're listen to
a pastor, Gray Gray, we aren't gonna with fishing for
your bitch today with chunk and Houston now Houston baby,
and we go ahead and lick you. We'll get rich today,
rich bitch

Speaker 4 (01:50:34):
M hm