Pass The Gravy #606: Ric Flareon

The guys talk about wrestling, the rodeo, and debate whether or not everything can tell time. They also power rank bears.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
As we're listen, it's a past the Grave Grave we
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Houston Houston Bay.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
Nish bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, gir.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
And what is going on? Everybody? It's Past Graby episode
number six hundred and six. It's your boys, Alex and
Pat and we're we're doing a little zoom episode today
because Robert's not.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Here Grave Robert.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah, where you go, Robert?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Making us be in the comfort of our own homes
while doing this.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah, I don't know. I always telling you last sick
after we're done. Like I was, I love doing the
pod in person so much more, just because like there's
little things that like like if you're doing a joke,
sometimes I talk over you on Zoom because there's the
little bit of the delay, even if it's not that
big of a delay, but like in person, it's just
different than it is on a zoom. We did it

(01:18):
on Zoom for over a year, but like we're we
can still do it. I'm just a also, like I'm
on edge Right now, I'm trying to do a bunch
of shit in my personal life, and then I'm also
fucking trying to make sure that my internet doesn't go out.
And that was why we started doing it in person
again in the in the first place. So fingers crossed
that this works. We're gonna power through this. We're gonna
power through this podcast. I feel like, like the start

(01:40):
things off, I feel I might have brought this up before,
But there's a dude where I leave work that has
a jeep with an axe on the front of it.
What do you think the odds are that he's never
ever used that ax ever in his life, Like, you
have an axe on the front of your fucking car.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I would guess it's somewhere between ninety nine and one
hundred percent that he's never used it.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
You just try to show yourself like you look cool.
If you're a firefighter, I guess I'll give you a pass.
But so you don't really need an axe on the front.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Is is it ever dirty or is it very clean?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
The jeep's always like pristine, so.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
It's a pavement princess. Yeah, No, I don't know why
you would have one. I have to assume it's for like,
if you're off roading and get stuck on a tree limb,
then you can cut it, so get yourself. But yeah,
that's That's one of the more ridiculous jeep things I've
ever heard of, is having an axe on your truck.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Like I think like cars and Grand Theft Auto had
axes on them. I think you can get those. And
it's like, yeah, this is a video game. You can't
use the axe, but like that looks cool. I guess
it does look kind of cool. But you're in Houston, Texas.
You're not in the woods. There's not really any trees
anywhere near you. I don't know, I don't know. It's

(02:55):
it's a weird move the woodlands.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's all paved. You're not really going off road.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
You don't need to the snorkel, Okay, I think the
snorkel looks funny. But like, we live in a city
that floods sometimes, so like I give you, like, I
don't care if you have that. I get that. Okay,
you may need to take that out in some high water.
Shit happens like that, but with an axe, And like
if I ever which is very unlikely, and I would

(03:22):
run into this person out in the wild. But if
I ever see like a burning building and I see
that jeep just sitting there with that axe on it,
I'm going to fucking lose my shit when I see
that person. You wish why people die? You don't like
you gotta fucking axe. You're not gonna help people out?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
If there's ever a situation where an axe could be
used to fix something and they are not actively like
I got an axe, I got one. You shouldn't done
that cheap.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
If you had to guess one TV show character of
all time that would definitely have an axe on the
front of their car, who would be white? That's the
most d white shrut like energy I've ever heard of in
my life.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
You never noted my apartment I might need this ax.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I can just picture Dwight just like crashing an axe
through the door while people are having a meeting because
he thought a fire was going on because Jim tricked him.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
But at least he would be using it thinking he
was helping people. And if you're if you have the
axe and you're not using it to help people, you
don't need the axe. You need to earn the axe.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I don't hate having the axe. I just think it's
you look like a jackass.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
I mean it does like an ax does look cool
to have, but like it's just a wild move to
have it on the front of your car in like
a city like Houston.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I mean, imagine you get into a road range accident
and you both hop out of the car. You can
grab it. It can also grab your axe and bury
it into your grill.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Good point. Yeah, is it like one of those you
have to have a key to unlock it, So not
just anybody can grab it, because I feel like that
would be problematic because it's on the outside of the car.
It's on the hood of the car.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I mean, a homeless dude could walk by just seal anybody.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
I could just take that, got it feel your I'm
assuming that somebody has that they have some sort of
key or lock for it or else that act would
just be gone.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I mean even neighborhood kids.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
I'm just taking it.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah. Yeah, so there has to be a key. I'm
gonna need you to investigate the double check. But because
because if there's not a key, I need you to
steal that axe.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
I think I have to at that point.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, it gets it. It was I wasn't stealing it.
It was a safety issue. I didn't want this suffalt
to the hands of any children or axe murderers.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Great point, Yeah, officer, I was really trying to make
my neighborhood safer by taking this act. I was not
committing theft. I was trying to save people's lives from
any potential danger. If you do not drive a fire
truck or a fire station vehicle. Again, I gave him
a pass. If he's a firefighter. You don't really need
to have an axe in your car.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
No, that is a complete heart o move. Like if
you really need something sledgehammer.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Well you don't, like just you don't need you have
a tire iron, just use that ship.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I didn't even think about the tire iron.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
That's a good point, Like everybody's got those.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, I mean, like I said, I have no idea
what the ax would be for for a jeep. I
assume it's for cutting down trees when you're off roading,
because what other fucking reason could you have for having an.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Axe if you're if your park ranger has that jeep, Okay,
that makes sense. This guy might need to use an axe.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
What is it a dark green jeep? No, like a Ranger.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
It's like an orange jeep with an axe on it.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Uh, dude's a hard oh cool car.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Probably unnecessary with the axe, especially in you know, Hue, Texas. Yeah, yeah,
that's just give them a pet. By the way, Pat
is on his phone today, so that's why you may
see a different weird camera angles because your iPad. We've

(07:10):
not done this in person so long that your iPad
now is too old to update. Yeah. Yeah, you have
to use your phone because.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I need iOS thirteen and it's got like iOS nineteen
point or I mean like twelve point nine. And it's
like it doesn't even give me the option. It's like, dude,
we've ran this as long as we can.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
It just takes you to the Apple Store with like
a page to buy a new one.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah. Like it even said on Zoom it was like, okay,
you can't get iOS thirteen if you want to download
an older version of Zoom, and I was like yeah,
and then it would just repeat the message. It was
a guy, that's it's not even an option.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
That's where they get you.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Why do you get you? And I'm downloading an older
version just to immediately go there's no older version. Nope.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Oops, all right, well let's move along. After the jeep
bit oscars happened this weekend. I didn't watch, didn't watch.
There was there's sports happening, you know, I was watching sports.
I'm a man, I watched sports. But I did see
Timothy Schallame looked like the yellow guy from Curious George

(08:21):
with his cool fit on. You just didn't have the
hat or the monkey. And I don't know why I
jotted this down on my notes, but I said, if
Timothy Schallome was a Pokemon, would he be Timothy Charmelion
or hit Mon Lee Shamalay.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I think you're going to Timothy Shamillion.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Charme Le charme Leon.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
You gotta give it the show though, Charmelion.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Charmi Leon. So it would be Timothy Charmillion.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Timothy Charmillion, okay, Mo Shamalay.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Which just got me kind of down a rabbit hole.
And I was thinking of celebrities if they had Pokemon names.
I don't know if you'd like to participate in this
as well, but I jotted down a few, joed down
a few. Let me start off with Alexandra Dodrio.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Mmm.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Hot, she'd be one of the hotter Pokemon.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Dude, you give her a third boot with it? Come on?

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Oh yeah yeah, like the three Heads the Dedrio ad.
What about Venus.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Sore Williams Oh, good one another?

Speaker 4 (09:34):
If sticking on just tennis players, Kim Cloister said of
Kim's Cloisters, that's.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
A good one.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Emily rat to Kate, Oh.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
That would have been better that I had Lona del
ratitat right, tat that Emily Radchat would have worked as well.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Pablo Pikachu, Oh, who Pegg Elliott.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
That's the one I'm most proud of.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Jeff gold Duck. Oh, also Whoopy gold Duck, Lil nas execute,
I really liked that one. Kristen Beltsprout, Oh, I like that.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
John Cougar, my Champ.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
I had I had my champ Man Randy Savage, Oh,
that's better the Champ good c bone thongs in harmony.
That's good. That's good. E v Mendez.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Oh man, I wasn't ready for that one.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Yeah, that was a good one. Okay, that might be
the later. Then what about and Do Gong Garfield? Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I let you not enough love to do Gong Do
Gon gets very little love do Gong unsung hero of
the Pokemon world.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah not, I mean not the coolest Pokemon, so probably
why but very very unsung.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
You know who would be the coolest Pokemon?

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Who?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Rick Flaryon?

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Oh fuck yeah, when the fire comes out?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh he's shooting flames with the woo.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
That would be sick. That'd be sick. Ringo Starmy was
my favorite Beatle, so he would probably be really good Pokemon.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Startup Trump?

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Oh no, no, Side up Trump.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'm literally just picturing side up with the Trump flow
on top, say by Donald Who there's another Donalds that works,
same thing with reversed?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
What about Golden Han?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Oh that's a sexy Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, it'd be really hot, really hot.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Rye Horn Reynolds another lass who talked about Pokemon.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
That's a good one. He's tough. See now, I'm just
picturing Rye Horn in the Deadpool outfit, flipping around.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
But he kind of like Foxes wife's directors over in
the movies and like makes up allegations that didn't really happen, allegedly.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
After his wife m out have allegedly fucked her.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Director allegedly, of course, allegedly.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
All alleged all alleged.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
John Cuban holding the boombox up with the skull.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Maybe Oh, I was like the damn which Cusack got it?

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yea, yeah, I know they're not all winners.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
See, this is why I wish I could draw, because
I just I want to draw all these pokemon we
might you know what, This is why we have AI.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
That's what I was gonna say. This is what like
this is one of the few opportunities I feel like
a I makes sense in this case. Combine John Cusack
with Cubon do it now, let's go. Oh, Carmen Electrode.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I'm afraid of why they gave me a boner. I
don't understand it.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Because it's electric. It's electric. Bro muck Myers, Oh that's
fucking good. Yeah, Muck was a weird pokemon, just a
big blob.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Oh man, muck Myers. I mean because I can picture
him having the bad teeth like Austin Powers.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Oh but just he's just a blob with bad teeth.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
I'll make you. Oh yeah, just slithering off. Oh God,
got a couple more. Jessica Abra.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
And then last one I had is Orlando Gloom mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, it's it's it that one's just hard to picture
because Gloom is so un Orlando Bloom is a gorgeous man.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
That's kind of what I liked about a little little Yang.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
A little yang, the dichotomy of it.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
It evens amount. It's like you can't be that hot.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
That's true. I mean that's the part plant ability at cornerback.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yeah, do you have any more?

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Uh No, I know I had some backups on the phone,
but I don't want the camera flipping back and forth.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Forty two we run through what I had right to McAdams.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Seal you didn't really need to change too much for that. Yeah,
very high right now.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Too in the Super Bowl commercial.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Yeah they should do that next year. Just keep just
keep running seal.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Back every year for the rest of our Why not.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
With a different endorsement Pokemon next year, Garrett us Bucy.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
God damn see, I'm mad at myself for not thinking
of that one.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
How's he going? I was just trying to famous Gary
and he was.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
He was up there, God damn it.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
And then last two I had Jake Jigglypuff and Adam Sandrew.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh the fucking jiggly Puff one is good.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yeah, And I was trying. I was like, I gotta
come up with somebody that's Jigglypuff. But I don't know.
Those would be Pokemon. If they were celebrities.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Pokemon, Pokemon porn stars, no problem.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah, and that's that'll be next week'spit. We'll make Robert
come up with all of them. That's his punishment for
not being here today. Hell yeah, celebrity Pokemon for yeah, all.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Right, crowded Midget Piggy Elliott.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
That was really good. I like that a lot, and
then I liked little Nice execute.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
I honestly, when as I was writing that one down,
I was like, Alex is also going to have this.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
I didn't did not.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
I was shocked.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
All right, what did you bring in for the pre
come segment? Uh?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
I mean I don't. I got nothing this week for
the pre come. Yeah, just keep it moving on to
comeback Kid, and we'll get going from.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
There, keeping it with the coum no pre come.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Here all about the com we're running.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Right through this episode. Robert's gonna be so pissed if
this is a quick episode.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
That's honestly, my goal is to make an hour fifteen
minutes just to make him angry.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
So what the fuck, guys, see three minutes a three
man show. It just takes longer, that's what it is.
Robert won't shut up dever, God, you haven't let us
get a word in edgewise Robert.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
So we call him Robert the yap Barbosa.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yeah, yeah, call him, call them the app right Barbosa,
rat rat tat tatan, that's all he's doing, all right. Well,
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week is Jeorts. Shout out to Georts, They're back.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I was not made aware of this development, but I
am pumped.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Well, Georts are back because John Cena is back. Because
did you see he turned hell? I don't watch wrestling,
but I saw he turned heel, and I always like
it when somebody turns heel, except I didn't like it
when Hull Colgan turned hell because I was really into
wrestling and I was a wolfpack guy in the nWo
and he was just in regular nWo with Kevin Nash
and all of them, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no,
no no, don't you be coming at Sting like that.

(20:41):
And the whole Colgan turned on that and other Oh no,
the whole co Maniac's gonna run wild on me.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
I was a fan until Stone Cold turned heel, which
is weird because he was always supposed to be a heel.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
But he wasn't always seemed like a heel. I was
a WWF guy. I was never a guy.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, I mean he was always fighting Vince McMahon, so
that you know, he was a getting heel like and
he became a heel by joining and then that literally
mean in my family we stopped watching after that. That
was a bridge too far. So John Cena, this is
I just I can't even I now that he's a heel.
Is this his way of getting out of doing all

(21:21):
the charities for kids?

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Can you do make a wish if you're a heel?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
See that's it, that makes sense. What kid is being like? Dude,
I know I'm dying. I want to meet the bad guy.
You probably shouldn't. Probably don't reward that kid.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Or he's got to be a heel to the kid.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
He like walks in and slaps his father and kisses
his mother.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Call me daddy, Now what, John Cena just broke up
my family?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Your mom. John, You're getting a little too dark with
it here.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
You got a little too far. Take it back a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Take it back bit, doctor said to let go. I'm
trying to take your mom on vacation.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
But what also John Cena being back. Somebody had shared
and it was it's been a couple of years since
I saw it, but it's that prank phone call where
the guy does the John Cena promos. Yes, and I
just like, I if that's one of those videos, I
will stop on it every time I see it.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Dude. I I came across it this weekend or sometime
in the last couple of days.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Are you ready for Sunday? What do you mean? What's
happening Sunday? John Cina, they're that cage mash for the
World Heavyweight Championship and they call right back. She's like, no,
we're not buying wrestling. Stop doing that, Stop calling.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Us John Cena.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
It's great, but John Cena's heel the rock turned heel
and got John Cena to turnhel From the clip that
I saw, I think it was Cody Rhodes is who
they took out. He kicked him right in the balls.
It was like alls, like this is my house now.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I mean the Rocks been heel for like half of
his career. He's just so popular outside of it. People
forget the Rock was a heel that whole time to
Stone Cold.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Wait, so Rock was the bad guy and Stone Cold
was the good guy. Yeah, I guess I always just assumed.
I knew that they didn't like each other, but I
always assume they were kind of heels that were not
in the same circles.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Like it was. It was like the Rock would be
a heel and then he would it be, and then
he would be and then he wanted to be. But
like you know, the top guys were always fighting each
other anyway, but Stone Cold was before the bullshit what era?
I still can't stand that. What what? Two? Bigger? What?

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Three?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
You know what that is? It's lazy writing, but.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
So funny because like Stone Cold can deliver that.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, I know, I wish I did. I wish I
did like it, I don't because it's something right up
my alley when I'm drunk.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
As you get older, I think I realized like wrestling, right,
is like when somebody says something cool, like when you
get Stone Cold Steve Austin, You're like, that guy is
a walking talking soundboard. Let's just do bits with him
and what wone beerd dude do beer? What for you?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Beer?

Speaker 4 (24:14):
What forour beer? Like it just plays because like some
guys like dude, we should get into just say what
and then drink beers.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
A caller response with the crowd is always good. That's
true response, just yelling what yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:31):
So yeah, I mean I think that, uh that That's
pretty much what the writing became for Stone Cold was
like just fun things that like the writers thought would
be funny for him to say. And then Mankind was
just the weird, fucked up idea that like some guy
had and they're like, what else can we do with him?
He's got a sock puppet friend.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I mean you ever see the really old uh like
wrestling fellows a stone Cold when he's got hair, Yeah, weird,
the blonde hair, Yeah, no, he was. He's one of
those guys in history when you're just like, yeah, you're
right to cut your hair to shave your head like him.
Bruce willis just some dudes shouldn't have hair the rock. Yeah,

(25:13):
Like I can't even that weird little frow when he's
got his Fannie pack.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Like Joe Rogan. When you see Joe Rogan in Fear
Factor with hair and j he didn't look weird. He
didn't look weird with hair.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
He didn't look weird with hair, So don't. I don't
put Joe Rogan in that category. But Stone called Steve Austin, Yeah,
bald guy, born to be bald.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Because we've only known him as bald. It's like Larry
the cable guy before he had the accent.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
That's the shirt right there that we sell on Facebook
to like middle aged divorced dads. Born to be bald.
It's like remember big Dogs? Yeah, doing a dog? We
should that should be our market that we try and
corner Dad's shirts.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
I think there's a lot of those, yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
But like there's always room for more. What dad? That
just says food farted?

Speaker 4 (26:05):
And now the back it said it was me my
bag gift. Yeah, I was stupid, and then I just
says I'm stupid. What why would you wear that one?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Oh God, I really want to get into death shirts and.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Make it The font is upside down and it says,
if you're reading this, flip me over.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
What can we what can we change out for? Like
just to basically completely rip off big dogs, but what animal?
Like the first one came up I had with big bears,
but I was like, eh.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Well we'd have to include Robert and this would be
big Hogs.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Big Hogs. Yes, that is definitely.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Okay, big hogs. Come on, dude, big.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Hogs about to pay for this entire podcast for the
next ten years.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
So Robert, while you're editing this, so you see, if
you give make a big Hogs shirt that just says
like who farted on the front and on the back
it says me, And then we'll come up with some
other great ideas that just you know what, as you're
watching this episode, Robert, just just jot down some both okay,
and if anybody else has some more cool shirt ideas

(27:20):
at Robert Barbosa zero three on Twitter and just just
let him know, Hey, here's a short idea, Robert, and
then go just riff and there's no limit to how
many tweets you can send them with shirt ideas. He
loves ideas of shirts. Robert's favorite thing is shirt ideas.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
He checks us all the times. That guy's more shirt ideas.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
He acts like he doesn't like it when we pitch
shirt ideas, but that guy is full of shirt ideas.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
The more abstract the better too. You've you've seen his
mock drafts. You know how he likes to get there. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah, and he's always texting us his shirt ideas, and
we're like, Robert, why do you act like you hate
it when we pitch the straight idea goes the bit,
So definitely send him all of your shirt ideas. He
loves it. Okat a real kick out.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Of it made out of methane gas.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
It says I farted. JK is the cow.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
That's the one that says who farted?

Speaker 4 (28:08):
And then it's just got an air up point to
a cow. We need to ring back the arrow shirts
where it's just like I'm with so and so, and
then it's different versions of I'm was stupid. Fuck Yeah,
we should do knock off Disney ones too, so we
don't use Disney logos or words. But it's like I'm like,

(28:34):
that's my mini and instead of Mini mouse, it's just
m I and I and but it's like a rat,
like it doesn't look anything like Mini Mouse. It's just
like a rat with a bow on.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
We just have shirts that say like Mini Fan and
it's just like three women and they're wearing Mini Mouse
shirts and then the dude next to them and it
just pointing down to his deck. Yeah, that's that, Robert.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Make that it on the Big Hogs line. They're gonna kill, dude,
those are gonna kill. Somebody give us a logo for
Big Hogs shirts. Because remember the Big Dog had the
cool looking dog on the top, right, and then it
just had whatever the funny shirt was in the back.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
I'm kind of picturing like the Hog from obviously a
structurally different to not violating any copyrights, but that was
named rock Steady from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I believe,
so something like that. That's been definitely the Hog needs
tusks and sunglasses. Yeah, the entire basis of the entire

(29:39):
look for me.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Just make a knockoff version of that and we're good.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Hell yeah, that's exactly what we need. Rock Steady and
meets Joe Campbell.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
That's what I'm He has to have a cigarette in
his mouth.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Well, of course he's gonna have a cigarette. He's not
a pussy.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Because it's got appeal to like kids want to like it,
but like adults, like we gotta have something to be like, hey, kids,
not for you, you.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Know, cigar not cigarette.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
No, I like cigarette because it makes him a little
bit like less classy.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
No, dude, it's divorced dad. Divorce. Dad's got to get
into cigars.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Well, what if we have like classier versions of the
big Hog shirts and like.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Baylor Park Big Hog shirts are cigarettes, right, want to
be motorcycle dad shirts are the cigars and like that.
We'll sell a vacation one where he's smoking a joint.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
And then sometimes it's just like a crackpipe. But those
are the cheap shirts.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Oh oh, the shirt price changes on depending on what's
smoking apparatus he's using.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
The cheapest one will just be he's huffing a bag
it's got paint on it.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Or he's smoking out of a bong, but it's overpriced
by ten dollars.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, well, like it's like a bong he made it
out of an apple.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Unless you have a hookup with the company and then
you know it's cheaper.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Yeah, a lot of shirts out of this, Robert, you
should writing all this down. He's gonna hate this, but yeah,
George are back, dude, Georts are back, and John Cena
turned heel if he's a Georgs guy, which I always
thought was a funny move as you didn't get older

(31:17):
like like that guy just was like, fuck it, I'm
wearing jeorts. If you were a wrestler, like, what would
your fit be?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I think it would have to be overall georts, overall georts. Yeah,
I think that would have to be what mine is.
Like when I got real serious at the end of
the match, I could take off one strap and then
the other strap like a big show.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Yeah, but it would be like a wrestling singlet that
you would do that with, or would just be like
straight up over.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
The blue jeans. I like that, like gnim overalls that.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
I uh, did we lose you?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Georts? Dangerous Jeorge? You hear me?

Speaker 4 (32:00):
You're cutting in and out at there? Uh huh, there
we go.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Okay, we're back.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
We're back. Great style, bro.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Literally the second my sister came home, so blame her.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Off to a great start. Kick her out, Cassie, get.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Out, Hey, bitch, get out of here.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Yeah, tell it, let her know, Hey, make that a
big hog shirt Robert, bitch, get out of here, and
it's us yelling at a dog.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
No, I'd rather be yelling at a woman. I don't
want to call it dog a bit. I don't yell
at dogs.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
It's a girl dog though, So it's like that's her
like legal name, bitch, bitch, what are you doing in here?
It's the random rs in it to make it sound southern.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Bitch, get back in the kitchen. Just a dog with
an apron yep yep.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
I would probably just go like whole cogin style, because
he had the was it boots and the long pants.
I'd probably do that, and then I would definitely want
to so I could. I could rip it off.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
There was no long pants. He wore the speedo.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
He did sometimes sometimes he was You're right, I guess
he did to fight, but he would come out in
the I would go alternate Warrior. Then let's go alternate warrior.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Are you talking mwo or oh see see when I
think hul Cogan, I'm still thinking hulk maniac.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Yeah, I get long pants tassels everywhere real American Rick Darringrew, Yeah,
I get you. But I would want I would want
to go and I guess Ultimate Warrior probably had the
little speedos too. I couldn't pull off the speedout. I
would just go long pants and then I would want
the shirt that I could rip off be a VNX

(33:46):
would be easier to rip.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Now, the more I'm thinking about it, I think the
Dudley Boys basically wore overalls. They just painted them camo.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
That counts, which.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I think, you know, the Dudley I feel like that's
pretty good aesthetic for me if I was gonna go wrestling,
right or I just it's either that or I dress
as just the fattest luchador out there and I'm just
like fat Ray mas Cereal.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Would you wear a mask?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
I mean, if I'm gonna do the luchador bit, you
gotta go all the way. Do the mask.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Like Ultimate war Head, just like the I want like
the Zoro mask.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Oh one of the well I was gonna say, it'd
be funnier if then we do a match where like
to for me to lose my mask, and when it
gets taken off after I lose, we realize the only
reason I wore the mask is I just got like
ketchup and mustard stains on my face.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
That would be really funny.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, oh he's just fat. What are you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (34:42):
I would want like a like the Zoro mask, where
it's as much of a mask, like as little of
a mask as you can have, so it's like, what
are you really covering up? Like we can still see
your eyes, Like why did you just cover like the eyelids,
Like that's pretty much what you blocked out because you
wouldn't get it, like I'm a teenage mutant Ninja Turtle, basic.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Lee with ioles like Mermaid Man.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yes, yeah, I don't want the old school Batman ones
where it was like not the full face one like
the Mardi Gras masks, which like, yeah, it's a mask,
but like I'm pretty sure I could still tell who
most of those people are.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Like when Cartman gets dressed up as the coon and
they're like, well, dude, we can tell it to you
because you're fat.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Okay, I assume you're Eric Cartman because you're fat. I
guess that's why Batman wasn't fat. It would be too
easy to tell.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Well. I mean also, I think you know, the fighting
that he does might need the stamina of being in
shape that too. That'd be great, like let's make a
comic book where it's all the superheroes but they're fat,
but they just keep fucking losing because they run out
of stamina during the fight. So like Earth just gets
conquered thirty times. Yeah, I like that all right.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
You know, I makes making sure with that idea. I
don't know exactly what the shirt would be, but making
sure of that idea.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
It's just a comic whole comic panel strip playing out
over the shirt.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
You're in charge of the storyline. But I want a
riveting finish. I want like a whole beginning, middle, and end.
It's gonna be great.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
I mean, you do it. Nine panels on there, that's
plenty of time.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Yeah, Robert can do it. He's an artist. He gets it.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Robertson, man, he'll get Biggs Baby.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Also back this week. Another comeback kid is the Rodeo
or the Rodeo.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
If you didn't have it on here, I was gonna.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Cowboy cos plays back, Buddy.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
I hate it so much. I appreciate it Radio the Rodeo.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
I appreciate what the Rodeo is, how much money it raises,
and how it gives opportunity kids. They're inn ffa and
there's people that are on the committees that raise all
this money to do all kinds of things for scholarships.
But then there's just the fucking people that the only
thing they do is like, look, I bought these boots.
Check out my boots. I think I'm Dolly Parton for

(37:12):
two weeks. Those people I don't like as much are.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Sorry, I said, rip Dolly's husband. He died yesterday. Dale, Yeah, Dale, Yeah, no,
the whole the problem with the rodeo too. It's like
to go, it's forty five minutes at least traffic each
way just trying to get in and out of the stadium,

(37:40):
so that sucks. Or if you're like me and you
work in the rodeo, fucking blows because everyone's at the
rodeo and they're not coming out to eat, and then
business is slow. I wanted to fucking shoot myself in
the face last night with a shotgun. I was subored
at work.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Yeah, yeah, I guess you're at restaurant has a lot
of rodeo clientele.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah, a decent amount, you know, whether it's just people
that like to go all plus you know, one it
being opening night is not good and two of being Riba.
So like big show, it's gonna affect us more obviously,
Like I I don't picture some of the smaller artists
to really do as much damage. But like it's just
it's it's a pain in the ass, and I would
like to enjoy the roadie. I think what it is
that I get mad at myself for not enjoying the

(38:21):
roomie something like me too. Yeah, Like I know I'm
a cranky old bitch, but like I want, like I
like the idea of it more than I like it, yes,
very much so.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
And like there's people that volunteer, Like they volunteer. It's
run on volunteers, and like money that was raised, and
like shout ut Brett Brandon, Gravy Award winner Brett Brandon,
Like is there fucking every night just doing shit?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Man?

Speaker 4 (38:50):
They volunteering and helping out, doing all kinds of stuff.
There's people that are just like I'm gonna be a
bartender tonight, but like I'm not getting paid to be
a bartender. I'm just doing it out of the goodness
of my heart because I care. I'm checking tickets. Like
they're not getting paid, They're just there because they're part
of a committee that they pay for all year and
like then they get to enjoy all the cool stuff
of the rodeo, but like they're also working their ass off.

(39:11):
So I get that, But for some reason, some people
at the rodeo are just infuriates. It's like, you don't
wear that hat ever except for this week, Like this
is the only time you wear the hat all year. Well,
you're allowed to do it, it's your money. I get that,
but like I can be annoyed by it.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Like I get, yes, technically it's cowboy attire. Your pink
hat with sparkles and pink boots with fucking sequence is
not cowboy attire. I'm sorry you.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Will I will argue with that Peak Pony Club is
a very good song, and that's new. So like I
think you get away with that great song.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
No, you look ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
You can still look ridiculous, but like the Pink Pony Club,
if you're like chapel Row and I'm like, I got you.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Boots and hats should look like actual real boots and hats,
unless it's a cowboy hat made out of beer cases.
That's always classy as well.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Very classy. Yeah, I never got one of those.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
I never had one, but I've worn them. Yeah, and
you just you feel powerful. You're like, I'm the king
of college right now.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
But now I just figure weirdo if I wore because
it's like I'm not in college. Yeah, I lived for
a while.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
What are you wearing that for? Because I like to
have fun and I never gave up on one dream,
is Karen?

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Yeah, why don't you read a book?

Speaker 5 (40:26):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Why don't you read about it in a book?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Maybe? Granted my dream was just to get drunk wearing
a cowboy hat made out of beer cases, but you
know what dreams are dreams.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Now I'm living it, okay, l Ivy, I am living.
Why don't you go buy some more friend shit.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
You're enjoying those tassels, Samantha.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
And like the I get it, And I'm all for
small business. Like I'm like, I get it. It's cool.
You're allowed to like what you like, but I can
make fun of what you like too, like you can
make fun of what I like. I get that. This
is a fair game. Okay, But you see around rodeo time,
it's like, all right, and this is a small business
with these two sisters and they make boots and they're like,

(41:12):
all right, so what's different about you boots? Well, you know,
we were just kind of tired of like all boots
looking the same. They don't look the same. All boots
do not look the same. There's a lot of different
kinds of boots. So we thought, like, what if we
put our own little twists on it. Now, look at
these they're pink. These boots are pink. Huh? And these
boots say, you have a kid that likes Barbie, Check

(41:34):
this out. We put Barbie's logo on these boots. You're one.
That's a copyright infringement. You're probably gonna get season desisted.
Oh wow, you went to ut. Look at these University
of Texas boots. Pretty sure they already made those. And
I'm all for small businesses. But it's funny. It's just
like you really are just raking in money on rodeo season.
When you go to the rodeo and you see all

(41:55):
those shops like Teal, what is the teal thing that
they got? A little the rock, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
God damn it.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
It's on the bullo ties it all the bullet It's
like the phoenix. Fuck, I don't, I don't I don't know.
I know somebody's probably yelling at us right now watching
this or listening to this.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Loves it, as do all middle aged women, and.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Then like it looks cool on dudes too, But then
like you go to the rodeo and there's fire. It
just that that color just throws up on you if
you go to any like the shops.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
It is the official color of the southwest United States.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Yeah yeah, but that makes you think more Phoenix than
Texas Rodeo. I guess, not that I've ever been to Phoenix,
but it just makes you feel like it's more Phoenix
y m the American Southwest.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
God damn, this is this is literally like I can't
think of anything. I can barely concentrate all what you're
saying because I can't think of the fucking name. Oh
the fucking.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Bullshit Teal Rock Rodeo, that's not fucking it.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Have to bear with us as we try and do
this because, uh, like I said, I'm not joking, I
can't think of anything else right now. Turk Boys rock.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Yeah, Western color palette is what it says. Neat that
really helped me out there, But nope, I don't know.
Moving on, Yeah, right, like, I like, wait, wait at all,

(43:40):
it's just as turquoise in Western dreury.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Maybe that's just is what it is. We both fucking
incepted each other into thinking it was called something else.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
And probably a thing. Yeah, but I don't know. You
guys know what we're talking about. That's rodeo. Obviously we're
not rodeo guys.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Clearly I hate everything. Now. See, this is what happens
when we're not in person. Yeah, person thought of this
right away. We feed off each other.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
We would, we would just told Robert to look it
up and tell us, and then you told us Teal
and just said, we know what that means.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
I can't. It's just turquoise. It's just fuckise.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Turqoise rock. But bullet Tier are cool. I'll give Bulletize
all the credit that they deserve, and that it's a
lot of credit because they rock.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah. I wish I could pull them off, and I
just can't.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
I think you could if you really wanted to, Buddy.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
I mean if I but that's the thing, like, yeah,
if I ever had to go to a formal wedding
and they're like you have to dress up, like, yeah,
I could wear the cowboy hat with and everything too,
but like, I am not meant to wear cowboy hats.
That is not my style.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Oh I don't wear the cowboy hat. I just put
the bowl on and it like if you're running late
and you aren't great at tying ties, I'm I'm not
a first time I try and tie the tie. Tie
the tie guy, I gotta watch the video and then
I gotta fuck it up a couple of times before
I get right. You're like, fuck, I gotta golo done.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
I don't do ties.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
I do ties. I like ties, but I'm not going
to tie in them bolows.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
My only my neck is too thick man.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Oh yeah, I see that. I get that.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
It's always been a problem. Thick neck. It's a clinical term.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Oh, Robert shirt idea, Can you make like, you know
the tuxedo shirts. If you can just make like one
where it's like a white shirt but it's got bolot
tie on it. This is a Bolow bolo tie t
shirt like a tuxedo shirt. Just make that. Oh right,
there we go that all the all the Southern dads
will wear that to the rodeo. Make it. Make it

(45:48):
a teal bolot tie too, Like it's got the teal
rock in.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
The middle, so that pops oh wild on Day?

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Oh hell yeah, dude, who's playing go tehan o Day
this year?

Speaker 1 (45:59):
I don't know, know, not me, but over one hundred
thousand other people.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Are a lot a lot of people know that. I'm
excited about Bunbee's birthday bash or whatever it's called. I
wonder who he's gonna bring out.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
I don't know. Can it be good that all the
shows are like an hour? Like how much of a
bash can you have in an hour?

Speaker 4 (46:22):
I don't know, but I'm sure it'll be great, and
it'll definitely not be Little Troy and Paul Wall and
all the people that he usually brings out what he
has compilation.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Maybe he'll do a hologram of DJ screw.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Well, that'd be sick, never know, that'd be sick. Slim
Doug Chameleonaire. Maybe ooh, Shaboozi. He should bring Shaboozie out
if you really want to get to people talk and
bring Shaboozie out. Is he from Nobody's country? He plays well?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
That ate bun Bee.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Bring a little last sex out?

Speaker 1 (47:05):
That definitely ate one Bee?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Why what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Just very different styles of music.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Great music you mean, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
I mean John Denver makes great music. I don't think
he's gonna come out on stage with.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Bee maybe host Malone. He makes cool music.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
It's a band, not a guy.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
That's true. That's true. All right, Moving on to stuff
we still probably don't know too much about. Canes are back.
Canes are back in a big way. It was not
the stay of the Union. I did a whole news
story on this four times day on the Rod Ryan Show,

(47:53):
and I should he had prompt addressed a joint session
of Congress, I believe, is what he was doing last night.
And Al Green was saying he can't cut Medicaid, but
he was also waving this really cool ass gold cane.
And that's really what I took away from it, not
what he was yelling, not what Trump was doing, not

(48:14):
what people were protesting about. Al Green had a cool cane,
and I think al Green won that whole thing. If
you ask me, like, well, Trump said these things and
they did this, and they did this, I'm like no,
But that guy had a badass cane. That's what I
got out of all that.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
I can't wait to get until we get to the
age where like people we know start having canes because
anytime I go to in public and somebody is a cane,
I'm going to bring one too, and I'm going to say,
this is the cocaine.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Bads jokes for thirty years in the future. I did, oh, dude,
that one. That would be a great set of shirts.
One guy says, I have a cane, and then the
other guy next to him and I have the cocaine.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
It's just a picture of a cane, and then with
the air it says my cocaine. He's holding my cocaine,
and it's just like the cane.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Dudes wearing matching shirts.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Dudes love that jerseys, huh any team.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Every time you see one of those videos where it's
like me and the girls all got together on vacation
and secretly dressed all of our guys the same and
every time one of the other dudes walks in the
room and sees it, they all get more and more
hyped about it. They're like, what, Yeah, girls like this
would be such a fun prank on them, and the
guys are just like, this is the greatest day of

(49:43):
my life.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
Megan wore the same white dresses me it's like it's
Megan's fucking wedding. She's allowed to wear a white dress. Look,
let's go back to his box. Yeah, dude, it's like
you're a team. But yeah, I thought that Algreen had

(50:04):
a really cool cane. I thought his hair looked cool.
His cane did look like it was one of those
sword canes that like, I feel like he could have
pulled out. He pulled it hard enough, like a sword
would have come out, which would have been sick.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Like every every cane should have that. Like, I understand
it's dangerous, right, it could be used for evil, but
like so is smoking cigarettes. And look at how cool
that is. So Like, sometimes you know, you have to
make sacrifices in the name of fucking badass fashion.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Yeah, you gotta make lemonade when you get lemons, all right, Yes,
he's got a bunch of lemons.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
And if you had a bunch of lemons and you
had the knife cane, you could cut those lemons.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
I mean, what were we gonna do with all these swords.
There's there's gonna eventually be an excess of swords and
put them in canes.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
I want a sword canes so badly.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
I do too.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I did not know that until this moment. Now it's
all I want in the world.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
I gotta find out how much they are.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yeah, like I I'm gonna if I find one on Amazon,
I'm gonna buy it.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
And that sort of came. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I tried to buy a USB to HD in my
court and I've had it in my cart for like
four months, just because I was like, I'll just throw
it onto whatever my next order is. It finally came
wrong fucking court. I wasn't paying attention. It's like a
slightly wider HDMI.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Oh, I did forty four dollars and I could get
this one. This also with a telescope, dude, dude. And
then there's one that's an axe. It's got like an
axe handle is the thing you hold so then you
can pull it out too, so you can ax and
then sword people.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Where are you looking for forty four? The lowest ones
I'm seeing are one hundred.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
This is probably not the best quality. Five Moon Sun
five's brass walking stick, vintage handle, victorian telescope head, foldable
steampunk accessories.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
I mean, check it out. How legit this one sounds.
Chakoto Damascus Fantasy sword cane. Come on, tell me, tell
me that's not authentic.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Yeah, that's pretty good. Oh, this one is just a hammer,
Like the walking part is a hammer. It's not a sword.
You're just literally your cane has got a like a
hammerhead on it. Sick.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
All right, we got we gotta, we gotta exit out
of this before one of us actually buys a fucking yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Good call, Good call. Moving on, brow up and canes.
Canes are back, which you got for comeback kid?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
I Uh, I had one of the most excited moments
I've had in months lately. Uh. It was followed by
a little bit of disappointment, but we'll get that. After
I was scrolling yesterday and a trailer popped up on
my phone. They're remastering Tony Hawk's pro Skater three and four.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
I saw that. I thought it was the original ones
that they had already remastered. I was like, I already
have that, so they just able to buy it.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah, of course you see, And now that was the
thing it said like on the trailer it said like
three five twenty four. So I went and like tried
to download it and it was like, yeah, it comes
out in July. I was like Why the fuck would
the trailer have the date on it? Then? Why are
you putting the date of the trailer in the trailer?

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Oh yeah, I didn't name it that it was an early.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Not cool, But you know what, I'll forgive them for it,
because more Tony Hawk in my life, and I missed
that great. But the world was a better place when
Tony Hawk was ruling the video game world.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
The only thing I didn't like about it initially was
I thought we were gonna get online play where like
I could be like Pat Yo, get on Tony Hawk,
and then we could just play Graffiti against each other
and so you could do the sickest tricks in the
bowl and it was like just like the old school,
and we're like, well, yeah, you friend can come up
and play you. So I was like, Emma, take the
take the sticks. We're playing.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Request smoked her.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Dude absolutely smoked her.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
I thought it, well, that was an option. We just
never did it. As as with everything video game related
in this podcast, we talk about how we're gonna stream online,
then we fucking don't do it.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
And then we also have different schedules outside of the podcast
or we're like, oh well, I did add up. You've
got a family at like eleven o'clock, You're like, yo,
can you hop on? Well, I gotta go to bed.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I could be at work in four hours, dude.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
No, they just do a couple of games. A couple
of games be fine.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Yeah, no, I'm sure it won't affect you on the
radio the next morning.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
It'd be great. It'd be great. But uh yeah, Tony
Hawk's back pre stoked about that, and I am excited.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
We got four Tony Hawk re releases before we got
GTA six.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
The G six is gonna be worth it though, that's
the only thing whenever they delay it. And then we
got this before g sixth. But like, I don't think
you guys are putting into account. It's going to be
maybe the greatest video game of all time.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
If it's not, it's a failure.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Remember how long Red Dead Redemption was teased, like they're
gonna do another Red Dead Redemption. We were like, there's
no fucking way they're gonna do another Red Dead Redemption.
And then they did and it was like the greatest
game ever.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
And well, yeah, it's stilled in my mind the greatest
single player game of all time. But yeah, you know,
if it's not, it's just fun to compare thing now
anytime you can do due. We got through this before
g TU six. We're running out of time. We're not
gonna be able to say that much longer. We got
a couple months left. Man, you gotta enjoy it while
you have it.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Every time they put the map and they put like
the GTA five map next to what the GTA six
map allegedly will be, and you're like, wait, the Grand
Theft of five map is ginormous and this one is
four times as big.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
I just every time they're like, huh, and you can
play as a chick for the first time that I'm like, cool.
Put a school in the game, coward, Oh no, no,
people say that online. I'm like, you know what, I
think that's the line. I think that's where we can
draw the line. GTA does not need children in the

(56:16):
video games. We would all do it. We would do it,
and we don't need that.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
Like if you put a hooker in a video game.
I'm not saying most people would do that thing, but
when you have the ability to do it, you had
his intusive thoughts like well what if what if I'll
just go to pay and spray and it'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
But yeah, in real life, I would never pay a
hooker and then run her over to get my money back.
But if you give me the option mid game, it's
going down.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
It's going down, dude, It's going down.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Because heyo, U.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Do a read for a little lamb Shop, but do
a read for Little lab Shap real fast air back.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Okay, see this is what we're talking about. Why we
can't play video games at Big Boy Phone call over here.
You know, real life shit speaking of shit, If you
have the scent of shit anywhere in your house, whether
it be you have a child with a diaper genie,
or you just like to eat Chilian don't wipe so well,
go to little mshop dot com get yourself air fresheners.

(57:28):
So you know, people always say put them in your car,
put them anywhere, doesn't have to just be your car.
Place them all around your house. Then guess what chicks
won't be afraid to go over to your house anymore
because you don't smell a gass you got air fresheners.
Maybe you got a girl you've been dating not that long,
but you know her birthday or something's coming up. You
gotta get her a little something boom, a little compact mirror,

(57:49):
a little em shop, a little personalized bad driver. Ha ha,
we're ladies, We're so funny. That came off a lot
meaner than it was supposed to be. The personalized key change,
and get all that littlemshop dot com, the rad the
fresh to death air fresheners. I actually do need to
stuck up now that I think about it. I never

(58:10):
think about a tour and then both these adreads, and
I'm like, I need to text Alex. But you know what,
you don't have to text. You can go right through
the website. Stickers. We got stickers over here to you guys.
Would think I'd be better at this, considering how many
times I've listened to Alex do it over the years.
I think, you guys know why. He's the one that
does all the adreads and on me. Some people have

(58:32):
a natural talent for it. I do not. But Emma
has a natural talent for designing Stickercy turned it all around,
brought it all the way back. You thought this was
going poorly, it's actually going fantastic. I'm syhopping you right now.
You're being inundated with images in the back of your
head and just basically the front because I'm saying it

(58:55):
to go to littlemshop dot com. Little mshop dot com,
get your air fresheners, you little your little kits and kaboodles,
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(59:18):
I've gone as far as I can.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Cool man, that's cool. I like, I like walking in
while you're bitching about the advertiser in the.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Middle of no, no, no, I've already since gotten to
the point where I marked where it was almost about
a minute and ten seconds ago where I marked that
this is where we need to cut it because I
just ran out of words.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
After a while, I feel like we could just leave
that in that. I might leave that in there, just
make it fun. You might have to.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
It's it's me just rambly going through the website after
that for a while.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
You know, Robert, we're gonna leave that in. Then we're
gonna leave that in. But uh, that wraps up the
come back kids segment. Let's get into the not cool
segment where we tell you what's not cool this week
according to us. Oh, by the way, because because Robert
is not here, we are pushing mock draft season back
one week so the draft happens, then we will do
one more mock draft to do the full eleven. Robert

(01:00:17):
in the past had given us like a like a
like a list to kind a draft off of, and
just I was like, let's not worry about that. His
brother came in town. He's seeing some family. Robert, you chill,
but make those shirts that he told you make. So
we're gonna push mock draft back to next week. To
recap last week's mock draft of dudes with beards, Pat
blew us out. Sixty one percent of the vote was Pat,

(01:00:40):
twenty vote was Robert, seventeen percent was me. So now
through three weeks of mock draft season, we all are
tied at one win a piece, which means last place
has to do the chickens.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Remember, yeah, Robert fast right now, he is the two
thirds right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
He won the last, he won the last, the furthest
to go.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
I've gotten two second places. I know that. Oh wait,
non't did I come in last the first week?

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
Well, I gotta go back and look out, you're on
the on the board. We're all tied because nobody wants
to have to own chickens and roosters. Although the rooster's
part would be really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
It would be great if we just keep doing punishments
and every year they stack up. Like I know, we
still haven't paid out from three years ago on the bet,
but we're getting there.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
We're gonna do that. We're gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
Moving on, let's do the not Coolest segment, brought to
you by Little m Shop. Like Patches told you so
many minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
I can't wait for you to hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Me either, buddy. Alright, three two one, all right, Let's
start with some listeners and viewers submitted not cools. If
you have not cool something like, you know, you stub
your toe in the night, that's not cool. If you
get robbed, also not cool, varying degrees. If not cools,

(01:02:12):
hit us up on X at pass rape Pod. Use
the hashtag PTG not cool so we could find it easier.
Let's always search for it at Pass greepod hashtag PTG
not cool and kind of try and summarize it in
three four five sentences that's the easiest for us to read.
Let's start with Quentin Hughes at Q the Ace gives

(01:02:33):
us our first not cool from you guys and gals.
He says, those stop lights on the ramp to the highway,
who actually stops at those? There was a guy in
front of me that sat there for what felt like
forever because it kept changing and he was too scared
to make a move.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
I've never understood having the stop lights leading on or
off of the highway.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
I understand the logic behind it, because that's kind of
like spacing out when people are going. So if you're
doing a sort of er merged situation right there, maybe
maybe I gotta know if that's that's considered supermerging. But
that way, it's not like every car is just lined
up where you get the backlog of it. It's just
like all right, ready set go, Ready set go, ready

(01:03:14):
set go. So it gives you a little bit of
space in between cars to maybe make it easier for
people to merge over in the lanes. I don't think
they really work, and it does break people's brains because
I've I've been stuck behind it. It's like a roundabout.
Like some people are like they get it. They're like,
who do I do? I'm just gonna go around and
around and around. It's like, just go and then turn
where you need to turn. Man, it's not that hard

(01:03:34):
to do what it says green go, Just go, you
don't guys sit it. But now it's red again. Just
keep going. Man, there's not a cop that's gonna pull
you over if you if you went on a red light,
that's not a real light.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Most people can't drive as is. And then you're getting
them closer to the high speed Highway and bringing them
to a complete stop and then going green light, fucking
gun it and then also change lanes and get on
the highway. Of course that's not gonna work. Most people
can barely do that when they get to roll on
at a decent rate of speed and they're not trying

(01:04:05):
to merge in to traffic sixty miles an hour fast.
Of course they can't fucking do it when you bring
them to a complete stop. Yeah, Like, I want to
meet the person that invented these, or at least have
someone explained to me what they think the benefit is,
and I'm gonna go, okay, but here's how it is.
In the real world. People suck at driving, true, and

(01:04:27):
you're giving them anxiety before a highway. Do you think
that's a good idea?

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Yeah, I mean it's I'm not saying that it works,
but I get the logic behind it, being like, well,
space people out as they're going into to merge there.
But then you got to realize that most people aren't
good at driving, so it's probably just going to complicate
the dumb people that are already not good driving.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Yeah. Like it's one of the few areas wee I'm okay,
like pandering to the lowest common denominator because they can
kill you in the car.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Yes, it's like a thousand pound machine. It's just going
full speed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Basically will technically help traffic on the highway if used properly. Yes,
it won't be used fucking properly.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
It won't be used properly by the people that will
fuck it up the most. The people that are going
to use it properly are fine, but the people that
don't are the people that are just gonna cost somebody
wear in them are gonna just fucking not know what
they're doing in that and sit there for forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Yeah, Quentin, I'm fucking sorry that happened to you. I
luckily I don't have any that I ever come across,
or else I might finally go full on postal.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
I do understand the frustration because I've been behind people
like that, and it is almost equivalent to a roundabout
when somebody has no idea what to do in a
roundabout or they don't understand what right of way is,
and it's like, I'm just going, you can't go now,
this is me. I'm in the roundabout. This is my thing.
People just don't understand those sometimes, and I get that
that can be confusing because you don't usually use those,
But just just figure it out, man, let's figure it out.

(01:06:00):
But not cool very Ashley Wilkins at Buster Healer Mix
on X says her not cool is the produce place
across the street from me deciding to blear music at
four thirty every morning.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Yeah, I lose. Like, I understand, people are getting to
work and you're putting on music. I shouldn't be able
to hear it outside of your business, not from it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
You can keep it low, like I.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Mean, our guys in the back of the kitchen, they
have music going all the time. I wouldn't be able
to hear it from across the street if the door
was open.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Yeah, that's the and that's that's what you should always
aim for, Like I should be able to hear it,
but no one else should be able.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
To hear it. So you're you're the king of petty.
What should the response be here?

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
You see you're in a pickle because they already know
that gets to you, so then their response will just
be to turn it up more. I think you just
I don't know, man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
I think you have to find recordings online of white
women singing the songs that they are listening to, like
the popular songs that they love. Recorded it four or
fifteen in the morning, start blaming it across the street
at them ruined the songs that they love.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
Get like whale songs, like whale sounds, and just play
that not a stop or you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Follow them home.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Don't don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Find out where they live. At one o'clock in the morning,
you start bluring music. Oh up in a couple hours
to go to work, and someone's waking you up. All
that fucking sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Speaking of of loud noise, it's annoying what people are
trying to sleep. The windchime problem might be gone.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Me your hands.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
I will never confirm nor deny any of that stuff.
Let's just say that problem is take care of emmore.
Just say, ain't no winds, ain't no winds chiming on
this one anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Hey, there was fucking cobwebs left up there, if you
know what I mean, real.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Windy day, real windy day. And I guess the wind
got it. I guess the wind got it. Who am I?
Who am I? That's God, That's God's hand. How would
I know what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
I was above the wind.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
I live, I live on the floor above. How would
I know where the wind chimes go on? Would I
look like a windchime guy chimes?

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
When times just spitting in the face of God in
his wind yep?

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
You trying to chime it God? In this economy, in
this economy of all comedies, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Yeah? Like they should never They have no place in
apartments a house. You can put it in your backyard,
So fucking be it. There's fencing the apartments are too
close together. That's it's an absurd move.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
And just like multiple wind shimes as a psycho move. Yes,
multiple windchimes is way psycho.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
I feel like we did have multiple at some point
as a kid. But once again, backyard, backyard.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Yeah, home, it's a home home. That's how they say
the heart is not at an apartment that you share
with other people. Moving on. Next, Not cool is from
Jordan Welch at j Undersquare Welch two seven nine five,
and Jordan says, there was a leak in the ceiling

(01:09:39):
at my apartment and I got home to a flooded dining.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
I would like to think in that situation, I would
just start laughing because like what else you can do.
I think that I would cry. I think I would
legit cry.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
Yeah, I really hope you didn't have like your computer
out of the dining room table. That's always like my
fair like my god, Like what if it was like
this room that I'm in right now, we're all like
my Xbox, my TV, my computer. Ah, that like just
gone fuck, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
I think if it blew up, like if a pipe
burst onto my xbox, that's like sounds sad it's like
ninety five percent of my entertainment.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
But so I do so what I do when I
have time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
It's like sports and video games to relax, and then
I go back to work.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Well, usually I'm sitting in here like over there and
I'm playing Xbox with two iPads up with games on
that I'm watching, or I'm in here editing, doing some
shit on this computer.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
That now, because all games are bought digitally, I don't
know if I can recover all the games that are
on there. If I if, like I assume, I could
probably log into my account or recover most of them.
But like, wouldn't that just be a scamkey people you
could do if you can just figure out I lost
that Xbox redownload it again for free? No, I would
probably be out like hundreds of dollars the video games.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
And hours of of things that I did, all my
grand theft auto characters. Well what would that go with.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
If I lost my save files? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
I think it's the point of life anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Life around and I'd be like, I guess I gotta
work out now he's getting.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
Fit, Like, well, I didn't have my GTA character, bro,
you know many hours it's been on that. I spent
years work on that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
I would get real fit just to like find the
guy who did the piping on this house and then
fight him. Yeah, I like that idea, dude, piping thirty
years ago something followed like a fucking your fault, dude,
I don't tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
That would be a really funny idea for like a
shitty version of a Taken movie, like like Jordan, like
put Jordan as the main character or because so Jordan
can't sue us for copyright or using him, it's your done,
You're done. Goes home and his apartment has flooded, but

(01:12:03):
like his Xbox is gone, so he's just like, by,
we'll find you, and he like he goes, He finds
the blueprint of the original apartment build, finds all the builders,
hunts him down, and just takes him out one by one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
See. I think it'd be better if it's like a
fucking typical internet troll meme of a guy. But it's
like his gaming piece he gets stolen. He's got the fedora,
he's got the neck beard. He like goes and tracks
down the people that have it, and they think he jokes.
He looks like a nerd, but he's like super nerdy,
so he pulls out like Ninja stars and fucking nunshucks.

(01:12:37):
He's a fat, out of shape guy, but just starts
kicking the shit out of everyone. Yeah, underestimated me.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
The lady Doff protests much.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Is there a damsel here?

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
I can say I hate that guy. Yeah, we both
don't so much on TikTok and Reel's like, I I
hate the character he plays. I love I watch everyone
that he does because it's so cringey. But it's like,
I gotta keep watching. I gotta keep watching all.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Those guys, that guy, the dragon dude, all of them
are they've brought at my friends algorithms for so many
years that they'll never be out of our lives.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
Yeah. Yeah. And then it's like he like shows up
with like the stuffed animal pillow and he's like the
waiting and I'll take a booth. It's like, that's the
fucking you stuffed unicorn dude, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Give me your finest fantaye.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Shout out to that guy. We'll try and get him
on the pod one day when once we get once
we get Corey Feldman on the pod, will have him
on the pod maybe the oh oh dude, if we
got him and Feldman that they would just love each other,
that'd be the best.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
I would just have Corey do you know you're crazy?
Do you know you're crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
I need to like so, Corey Feldman was like, yeah,
here's like email my people and I just haven't reached
out yet, but somebody should reach out on behalf of
so you can be our publicist. Be like, hey, I
work pr for Pasty Baby. We'd like to schedule you
to go in the podcast and just give them a date.
Make sure it's a Wednesday, and then message us and
we'll figure it out. But that's I don't want to

(01:14:16):
put Robert on it. I want to put somebody that's
listening right now on getting Courty Feldman and then we'll
just actual super surprised that he's on the podcast, like whoa,
how'd you? How'd you hear? Men's like, there's a guy
named Adrian Angry Enchilada that's been tweeting at me for
over one hundred and fifty days, Like I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Gravy Gangs of Law as munch, we give them free
rate to do what they want, can't be responsible.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
You can just book as guests. That's kind of how
it works. We'd like to we need to know in advance, well,
like reach out to people I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Yeah, if you can find that, come on, why not.
My interview skills are very much out of Chris Farley,
so it'd be nice and hawkward for everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
Oh, I could go on for a full hour with
Corey Felman, for sure. I got lots of questions for
that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
That's how it would be. It would be like halfway
through one would pop in my head and I would
say one question and then it would just go back
to you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
Yeah, that's how Curtis was. In the beginning of the podcast.
We were interviewing a girl of a comedian, Rachel fogg Letto.
Because that's how in the beginning, I was like, I
need we just got to be an interview podcast. We'll
have guests on all time. And then I realized, like, oh,
why don't we just shoot the ship, like that's maybe
what people want to listen to. I do like having guests,
but like guests throw off the dynamics sometimes because you're

(01:15:39):
just like I gotta worry about asking questions but there's
not a comeback kid and all that stuff depending on
where you are. But uh, we had Rachel fogg letto
on and she was a comedian out of Philadelphia. I
remember Curtis just texting me at one point He's like,
I'm out out of questions, this is all you And
it was like ten minutes into the interview.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
That's longer than I would make. I am, well, one,
you are in the big business, so you're used more
to interview formats, how to come up with questions and
ship like that. I don't like human intimacy and interaction,
so I'm not a very inquisitive person by nature. I'm
not big on questions in my life in general. Like

(01:16:16):
every time my best friends have a major life event,
I'm like, dude, awesome, didn't even know that was going
down for you.

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
Yeah, I'm like, like, if do you know what all
of your friends do for a living? Vague ideas, so
it's almost exactly like, I know my friend does this.
My friend works at an accounting firm, he's an accountant.
I don't want to commit to that, but he works
with accountants, so he asked. He also might be okay,

(01:16:44):
he knows he knows money.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
My money has an engineering degree and works in oil
and gas.

Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
Oil and gas guy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
He sells computers or computer software and Austin.

Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
Sure that sounds right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
One's something in the army Texas National Guard actually, but
you know, like I have a vague idea. Yeah, I
don't know exact rules. You know, one of them, do know?
Is exact role. He's a fucking junior high teacher.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
So that's one of those where it's like I'm a teacher.
I got that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Yeah, Like that's simple.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Girls will be like yeah, and Meghan is arguing with
so and so at working. I gotta know who any
of those people are?

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
Who's Megan? Megan's my best friend. She was in our wedding.
She was in our wedding. And you're like, well, what
did you and Pat talk about? We were talking about
how funny it would be if we replaced big dog
shirts with big hog shirts, and we just care what
really stupid shirt ideas? Or you're gonna make shirts? Probably not.
That's what you guys did that for three hours? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:17:53):
so we did. What does Pat do for a living?
He works, say, a restaurant. What is the like is
the a server. I don't know. Maybe he's a cook,
maybe a chef. Chef, he's a chef. I know. I
know you're a manager. I know you're a manager. I
know that. But I know, like five friends real jobs

(01:18:14):
and like what they do. I can tell you a
lot of my friend's bage, like what you said vaguely
what they do. They work in this industry.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
I can give you the field.

Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
He works in books. What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
I've told the story, But my best friend told me
he proposed. I didn't even know he liked the girl.
This is my best friend. I did not know he
had actual feelings and he was a yeah, dude, I propose.
And I was like, I'm an awful friend.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
I thought you were gay.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
I've been calling him gay for so many years.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Turns out you guys checked it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Damn all right, sleep over in his house and look
at him and be like, hey, you're letting a dude
sleep in your bed. You're gay? It was me.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
Wouldn't that make you?

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
No, No, I'm not you are Okay, Okay, forget at my
house last weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
You're getting god, dude, the rock? Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
What is your not cool?

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Well, I mean part of it is just that apparently
the best camera I have outside of my phone camera
is on an iPad so old that we can't even
do this the way that we don't really do it. Yeah,
and then just you know, the rodeo making shit slow
at work. Also, I'm on like, I don't sleep a

(01:19:38):
lot during the week because my ships tend to go
like close one night, open the next morning. But I
can't really go to sleep right after, so then I'll
end up getting like three or four hours of sleep.
But then all have like three or four days in
a row, we're all get like twelve. And I had
one of those last night where I just multiple days
in a row where I got plenty of sleep. I
was so goddamn tired at work today. It didn't make

(01:19:59):
any retired egg exhausted. I immediately had a double espresso,
had a couple of coffee like an hour later, another
double expresso, all within like two and a half, not
even two and a half hours being at work. Could
not stop yonding.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
I'm the exact opposite where like I had off, We
had off Monday, and I like my mom watched the
kid and I slept until ten and I was like awesome.
And then I went to bed kind of early Monday
night and woke up for work, and I was just like, dude,

(01:20:36):
I am like firing on all cylinders. This is crazy.
Like I felt like I had superpowers, Like I have
adderall normally, which is a superpower. But then like when
you have adderall and you got like eight plus hours
of sleeping, what the fuck? Like people live like this
every day. This is awesome. I could I could be
the president of the United States if I give I
got enough sleep, I could definitely be the president of

(01:20:58):
the United States.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
It is a to me to think, well, like run this.

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
Country perfectly if I got eight hours a night, like
I would be fucking firing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
If you're jumping at nine am, you might not be
an idiot. It's a crazy thing to think about.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
Yeah, that is kay of crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
I'm I'm in I'm in this bad rhythm though, where
like if I get to bed at two, I'm like, oh,
I could have bet at a good time last night.
This bad habit of staying super late. But then that
was a thing Saturday and Sunday, both days on the weekend.
I just let myself, my body wake up whenever it
decides to, so I'll stay up until like four or five.

(01:21:39):
So it slept until two both days, and then I
think Monday and Tuesday both though I didn't get out
of bed until one thirty. That sounds been plenty rested,
but I don't know something. My body was just like nope,
still not enough.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
So I have this cool thing where like I have
this this little baby human being version of me that
like it is like, hey, oh second, that's funny. But
it's like she'll be like, hey, I don't care that
you drink last night. It's seven thirty. I'm up, moms
at work, what's up. I'm like, oh, yeah, I guess

(01:22:13):
you probably gotta eat. You probably need food, okay, and
that's when your day starts.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
So yeah, I uh, I don't have that, so I'm
able to like, was it Friday night? I just didn't
get tired and kept like watching X files and playing
video games. I didn't go to me until seven. My
sister was like, yeah, I got up at six thirty
in the morning and took the dog out. You were
just still going. I was like, well, bottle wasn't empty,
and I wasn't tired. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
You can't tell me not to be a man.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
All right, Sorry that I rock.

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
Sorry, I'm great.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Oh that that's a big hog shirt right there. Garage
beers are a way of life.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
Yeah, it's a lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
If you come in my garage, you can steal the tools.
Don't touch my beer fridge.

Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
You can't handle the beers. Stay out in the garage.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Three things in life. Don't touch my family, don't touch
my thermostat, don't touch my cores lot.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
And we would change that, obviously for any beer sponsors
it would like to come on and advertise the podcast. Obviously,
very we could change that. Robert make the shirt stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Just the first dad beer that popped into my head.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
Yeah, is it there a beer called garage beer? Now?

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
I think so. I think it's the Kelsey's, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
I know they do ads for it. I think I
don't know if it's theirs.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
But that's what's like. It's frustrating that when you if
you just have enough money, you can just start doing
all the stupid ideas you have and then they just
pan out.

Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
Yeah, because like I don't know, give it to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
We would have the most booming T shirt company in
the history of mankind.

Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
Yeah, somebody just give me a million dollars. I promise
it may go to good use. I will not send
it to the Ukraine. I will not send the millionaires
you give me to the Ukraine.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
I promise.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
I might send it to Russia or Tyran.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Or somewhere else.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
Accidentally, obviously I wouldn't know I was sitting it there.
But like, I will not send it to Ukraine. I
will tell you that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Yeah. No, if we're making T shirts, there's a good
chance the money's going to China. But you know what,
We're gonna make a good markup on this.

Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
But China's cool. There's nothing wrong with China.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Yeah, as long as we don't get no tariffs on
that side.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
Text files, we're in Texas. There's no such thing as
taxes suntext tiles. There are tiles.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Oh what if we opened a store called text tiles
and it was just T shirts and also.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
Tiles, mostly tiles.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
But they all look like the state of Texas. Yeah,
very much not fit together.

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
I've also always wanted to run a front like I
don't I don't like have drug money or anything like
that that I need to like wash, but I've always
wanted to just like have a front like they get
Katiemills Mall. We always talked about when we were kids.
Katiemails Mall was just a front mall. Like they were like, yeah,

(01:25:17):
the the calendar store open year round him get your calendars.
Like there's something else that you guys are doing back there,
or you're just moving money for somebody. But like I've
always thought it'd be cool to just be like yeah,
kind of just show up and uh, we'll sell fountains.
Just fountains, that's what they are. You neither guys did

(01:25:38):
that cash business.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
Yeah, laundromat great, laundromat's good.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
Car wash is good.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
Breaking back to that too, because with all the disc
or not dishwashers, I've made that mistake in the past,
calling it the wrong thing. All the washing machines and
dryers going, enough noise going where you can have your
secret meetings in the back round mainte nobody gonna hear.

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
Nothing that's true. And if you want to have a
meth lab, you could like just pull the button and
then it opens up and that's how you get out there.
That's what That's what Gus Fring did.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Or you have a little country bar in the middle
of nowhere and it says just cash only. You're like, oh,
we have lots of customers, you just don't see them
if they come in odd hours.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Or a riverboat casino, like an Ozark lake boat casino.
I do like gambling on water, but you gotta do
a bunch of like goll that's a red tape, the
gambling commissions and stuff. But then there's no way they
know how much money people dumped in today, Like oh,
this one hundred thousand dollars. Sch that was that roulette
last night. I don't know where that came from. It

(01:26:43):
was a big spender.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
Oh yeah, no, I don't know why I'm not on
their cameras legal money.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
But I would just give you and your friends, like Pat,
come on over, use this money. Use this money, though
free money. You're probably gonna lose, but use this money.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
You gotta spend money, make money, right.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
I always say that. I always tell everybody that my
not cool is uh. I said I was a little
on edge to start the podcast. I'm still a little
on edge. That phone call put me a little bit
more at ease, but I'm on edge. We are in
the process currently of trying to rent a house, and
I could rent a child, I could I could adopt

(01:27:24):
a child, not rented child, I could adopt a child.
You're gonna adopt a child easier than renting a house,
Like you have to do all this fucking shit. And
I get like, hey, I need your you know, I
need your statements to make sure that you can do this.
I need to make sure that you make this much money.
I need to make sure that you can afford the rent.
That's cool. One they wanted us to both make triple

(01:27:46):
the rent, and I was like, I'm pretty sure, like
sady percent of the country is like one paycheck away
from not being able to pay rent. I'm pretty sure
that's like sady person of the country. I don't know
how many people were able to pay three times the rent,
so that was weird. And then I sent that like here,
we need your bank account info. Like I sent them
all that my bank statements that showed like how much

(01:28:07):
money's coming in all this stuff. I sent them like
my proof of employment, my pay stubs and all that,
and they're like, well, we need to verify this with
your employer. And they're like that's cool, but also like
I just sent you my bank records. You can go
look at every direct deposit every two weeks and see, hey,
that looks like a job. That's a job, right, Like

(01:28:27):
you can see that the money is coming in from
the job. You can match it up with the pay
steps that I already gave you. But no, now I
gotta call my boss and be.

Speaker 5 (01:28:33):
Like, hey, I know you're in a meeting right now,
but so I can rent this house and need you
to print this thing out and scan it and send
it back to these people that you don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
No, no, it has nothing to do with you, but
I need you to do this. And like I just
I felt like I was burning other people and just
the amount of shit that you have to get. And
they're like, can you sit all one documents? Like no,
here's fucking four thousand documents. Now I gonna go grab
all the documents. You have them all. I understand, but
I'm convinced that it's easier to adopt a child than
it is to rent the house. And like, I'm not

(01:29:03):
buying house. When I was going through the house buying process,
it felt like it was easier that fell through, But
it felt like it was easier doing that than it
did renting this fucking house. Hopefully we're ready. I think
we're about eighty percent away there right now. But god
damn it, dude. One, I'll be out of here, which
is cool. I'll be out of here. Two, I gotta move,
which is also not cool. I'm moving moving.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Six we are definitely we've done itage now where it's
you can't ask friends anymore, we're too old.

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
I'm paying. I'm absolutely paying movers. Yeah, that's not even
a question. But like just doing all this and then
like at their calling, Hey have you got this?

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
No, I'm fucking waiting for my boss to this. My
boss is in a fucking meeting. It's the middle of
work day. No, I gotta get him to finish the meeting,
and then he's got to have time where you can
go fill all this stuff out. He's driving back and
forth from the city to city right now doing all
this shit. I just I need Hey, can you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:59):
Pull over in just I can fill out the same fast?
Sorry dude, Sorry man, thanks big Listen.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
I understand you want this now because this is your
work hours. Guess what else it is. Everybody else is
in the world work hour.

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
But like, my whole thing is like with that, it's
like if because you're trying to rent and everything's like
getting snatched up quick. Like we like this place, so
we're trying to get as fast as possible. But like
if somebody else gets all this shit into them first,
then I'm worried that they're gonna be back here. Actually
this person turned it all this shit in earlier. Now
we're giving the house to them. You're like, fuck, now
I gotta start looking because you gotta do the whole process,
Like I gotta go take tours, I gotta go look

(01:30:32):
at things. I gotta go do this. Then I'd like
to be like, hey, I would like to write this. Okay, cool,
here's my confirmation that I work. Here's all my my
my money, here's all this this info that you needed.
And if it falls to the you do all the
same shit again. You do all the same shit again.
And like when I was trying to just look at
the place, they were like, well, hey, you have to
go do this application do this, Like no, no, no, no,

(01:30:54):
I am not renting it yet. I'm asking you to
show me it. I would like you to tour me,
to give me a two room place. Okay, well gotta
I was like, I will fill out all of that
shit as soon as I go look at it. If
I would like to rent this place. I'm not gonna
do all the fucking hoops. And then like there were
people that would just not do that shit. They're people like, well,
we're not gonna show it until you do this, Like

(01:31:14):
that's fine, I'll go somewhere else. I'll go somewhere else,
like I will not use I will not rent here
out of principle. It's fucking bullshit, Like I'm not gonna
do all this work to then be like maybe you're
gonna give it to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Well, sucks with teller's market.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
And then they're like, yeah, I was looking at a
couple of properties here, was like that's cool. I can't
fucking afford any of this shit, man, Like so you're
what's wrong with like you're buying all these places up
air bab and m or doing whatever you're doing, Like
I don't know. I know real estate's a fucking good investment.
I understand that, but like when you're trying to fucking
purchase shit or try to rent shit and it's renting
you out and like I'm fucking moving fifteen minutes away

(01:31:51):
from here, and then I'm gonna to drive more in
the mornings, and which is gonna fuck me up in
the beginning. I'm gonna get used to it. But that's
just that's how life is.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
How life is.

Speaker 4 (01:31:59):
You make sacrifice exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
You will like it. Though that little a small morning
commute is nice. You gotta you get a little bit
of time by yourself in the morning before we have
to see anybody else.

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
Four at four o'clock in the morning. That is fun.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
Yeah, it's still it's still a ten to fifteen minute
little window right there where you just have.

Speaker 4 (01:32:22):
Yeah, you just got to get up a little bit earlier,
and I get that. But the whole process of doing
all this stuff is just like I've been on edge
all week waiting for a phone call where it's like, oh, hey,
actually with somebody else and like then I was gonna
lose my shit, and like that hasn't happened. But today
I thought that was about to happen because I was
waiting on a bunch of stuff to finally get sent
where I like, well, we emailed your landlord, your landlord
as the fill this thing. I was like, why would

(01:32:42):
my landlord want me to like want to help us
out while we move, Like why would they want to
help us move? But my landlord was cool and she
was like here, shout out to a shout out to
me for being tired with my landlord. Now, when we
were at edge, we were on edge, I was, I was,
I was at odds with there, I was fighting with here.
And now we're tight because that one time I'm I
fucking dealt with the building next door and I was like,

(01:33:04):
guess what, daddy's home. Daddy's taking care of shit. And
she's like, okay, all right, i'd.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
Even though you have a longer commute, now at least
it's there'll still be no traffic. Yeah, play in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:33:19):
And also like it's a weird like knock on wood.
We haven't nothing's one hundred percent yet, but we think
we're about eighty percent of away. Like I said, the
matt or not, I can't almost said the bad word.
The primary bedroom, primary bedroom, not master bedroom. We don't
say that anymore. The primary bedroom. I well, I was

(01:33:40):
saying what we don't say. We don't say that, we
say primary, but the primary bedroom has when you walk in,
there's like a like a half a foot step up
to get to where like the bed would be and everything.
Definitely gonna eat shit on that at some point in

(01:34:00):
my stay there, if we stay there. And then there's
three sinks in the primary bedroom. Didn't know I needed
more than one. There's three. There's a toilet, there's a
toilet that's its own little room. The toilets its own room,
and then you walk over and there's like the shower
area which doesn't have a door, but it's got a

(01:34:20):
sink over there, so you'd like brush your teeth in there.
You shit and wash your hands in the bathroom like
the toilet one, but the shower is its own thing
that's kind of by itself. But then the closet's right there.
But then there's like a wet bar. So there's three
fucking sinks. So I was like, within five steps I
could wash my hands three times. It's great.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
Well, that just means Emma gets two and you get
whichever one she doesn't want.

Speaker 4 (01:34:43):
I don't care, so.

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
You're probably gonna get the one that's in the shower.

Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
That's the cool one.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
Yeah, or actually I don't know, maybe that's more convenient
for her to have the shower sink.

Speaker 4 (01:34:55):
Probably is it be close to where the bed would be.
But it's like it's a it's a towerhouse, so it's
like two stories, which like I don't know why, but
it's two stories. You feel like a king. He's like,
yeah stairs, No, big dy. Also have a kid. They'll
probably be learning it to walk at that house. So
gotta get a baby gate now, which is fun little
investment we'll get to make.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
You're gonna need one for your bedroom too, because otherwise,
once she starts to learn to walk, she's she's going
to be the main one tripping over that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
Stee Oh yeah, oh yeah, absolutely, it'll probably just be
baby gated off. Can you get chicken wire as a
baby gate? Does that work?

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
Probably? Bas let's say you can't. I'm also not looking
at them.

Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
All right, that's fine. Yeah, we'll get into it. We'll
figure it all out when you have to do the chickens.
When you need to buy the chickens for the punishment
for mock draft season, I'll just borrow whatever extra chicken
wire you got.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
No, I mean you're gonna be the one buying it,
so it'll be on hand for you.

Speaker 4 (01:35:47):
Well, I got a little backyard area, So that's good.
I'd have places for the chickens.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
What you can do also is just be real lazy
and just never unpack a lot of shit and just
push the boxes in the way as baby gates.

Speaker 4 (01:35:59):
That's uh so. Like right in front of me, the
closet that I'm looking at has six boxes that have
been opened, but nothing's really been taken out of them.
Like I needed a new needed a new legal pad
today because I ran out of like I used up
all the paper on the other one. Had to dig
through two boxes real quick. But those boxes I slid
down the hall from our old move And I'm really

(01:36:22):
trying to convince myself, what if you just put a
couple of things and you could you took these down
to two boxes instead of six, and then just throw
the rest of them away. You clearly haven't used any
of this stuff in a year, Alex. But what if
I do need this Mighty Ducks jersey?

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
Alex?

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
When are you gonna wear a hockey jersey of a
team that's a fictional team? It was the original Mighty
Ducks went with the duck with the with the stick
in his hand.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
Yeah, that's a fantastic jersey. You don't ever get rid of.

Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
That Charlie Conway jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
But you don't get rid of a Charlie Conway jersey.

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
I never wear it, dude, So what if what if
you need it? That's that's why I have six boxes
and that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
What if you what if you've got a daytime pool
party that you have to be at.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
What if I want these shin guards from playing soccer
for a couple of months, Like I played soccer for
like six months every Saturday for like like two years ago.
What if I need these again?

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
No? No, will.

Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
Probably I need these?

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
You you will not the Charlie Conway jersey. You will
definitely need at some point.

Speaker 4 (01:37:23):
You're like, I haven't yet, dude, But but.

Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
You know that's like what if you really need to flick? Like, okay,
say you and Emma you move intow place. You guys
get a new couple friends. You want to establish dominance
quickly on the other guy.

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
Play roller hockey. I'm like, you guys want to play
roller hockey too, Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
You need another one hockey? You just show up in
the Conway jersey and then that dude's gonna be like,
I don't have a jersey that good. You win and
then you're the alpha, cause like badass jerseys are like symbols.

Speaker 4 (01:38:00):
But I have like really cool hold on, look at
these just like look at these from the box.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
I know you do the box, but what I have
I don't think you can hear me right now, So
anything I say is pointless. Giants are stupid, Alex is stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:38:13):
Don't Oh you could hear check out show out this
bad boy. This is from Brad bro Brad got me
this at an auction of Chris Middleton autographed jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
That's it's that same she got me that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:28):
I gotta keep that one. And then Raymundo the Giants
brobacks sixty nine. You got me that. That guy is
his PGG in the back of it, Like I gotta
keep that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Room. You're gonna have more room when you move into
a house, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Yeah, but that's the all problem is, like I have
a kid that's gonna then take up the space that
the jersey space.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
Think of it this way. Someday you can give her
the Charlie Conway jersey and she'll be the coolest chick
in college.

Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
True, true, All right, all right, you might have convinced me.
But yeah, all the all the ship that you have
to do when you're trying to like move and trying
to like rent in a place now like it. It's
like pulling teeth and I am hopefully close to being
done with it because I gotta start over. I'm just
gonna I don't know what I'll do. I don't know.

(01:39:19):
I don't want to start looking at places again.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
Yeah, it's horrible. I'm sorry, buddy, Teas and peace.

Speaker 4 (01:39:26):
Thanks man. All Right, moving on, let's wrap this bad
boy up with the answers segment. We did the pre
comes segment earlier. We told you all our celebrity pokemon.
But if you got any ideas, any high thoughts, any
drunk ideas, any any what relationship advice we got you
at medical Advice, we can help you. Pat watched a

(01:39:47):
lot of scrubs. We're pretty pretty much doctors. You want
us to power rank things, we're the best at power
ranking things. If you want us to tell you what
color certain things are, we will tell you what color
a smell is, what color a number is. Anything like that.
Hit us up at past gravy pod on X. Use
the hashtag ptg answers. That's how we search for them.
That's the best way to get that scene to your

(01:40:10):
your questions or your power rankings scene. And then if
you don't have X I don't know why, just get
it or you can also email us past the Grete
pod at gmail dot com put answers in the subject
so we can get them. But this is the answers segment.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
So do you just answer the question? Why? Do just
answer the question? You big answer answer, don't thanks the subject.

Speaker 4 (01:40:35):
Just answer the question, answer an answers answer answer to.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Any questions.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
All right. Our first question this week is from Abby
Givens at Abby Givens seventeen on x and Abby says,
can anything tell time?

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:41:01):
Clocks, but anything in the world. Can anything in the
world tell time? So I looked at this a couple
of different ways.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
Oh, does anything, any object have the ability?

Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
Because yes, yes, clocks could tell time, So yes, anything
something can tell that it would be if something could
tell time, Yes, clocks can. I can also tell time.
But can anything tell time? Anything in the world to time?
All right, So you gotta look at living and non
living things. You would think living things would be easier,

(01:41:37):
but I think non living things are easier. Because a
non living thing, no matter what, if you boil it
down to it, it's a sun dial. It's a shitty
sun dial or not a shitty sun dial. But if
you can figure out how to tell time off of it,
you can. You can tell time with anything. Water. I
don't know. Let me look at that. Let me there's
the sun reflecting off of it. Eventually, like Tom Hanks

(01:41:58):
on Castro, I'm sure if you just stood at the
other like stood and stared at the ocean, he could
tell what time it was based on how the sun
is coming off the water. Sun dials, everything is a
sun dial. Some are just better sundals than others now
living things. My daughter can't tell time where shit, but
body clocks are a whole thing, so she can cut it.
Tell one at the morning. She can kind of Like

(01:42:18):
you might not be able to be as accurate, But
animals are like, hey, this is when this happens. Bears,
they fucking hibernate when it gets to a certain time
of the year. They know.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
Shit tribe being an hour late telling your dog instead
of time.

Speaker 4 (01:42:32):
Yeah, when daylight savings happens in a couple of weeks,
When that happens, like weasy to where's my food?

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
Like, honey, not yet.

Speaker 4 (01:42:41):
We were springing back a little bit. You gotta wait.
We'll feed you in an hour and should be cool
or now though, No, spring back is two weeks from.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, spring back, fall forward, that's right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42:57):
You fall forward, you spring back. Also, you're easy to
remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
All what I say. Your son, your daughter could also
be a sun dial. So in that way she could
tell time.

Speaker 4 (01:43:08):
So everything can.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
Yeah, even a piece of paper. Yeah, it's very thin,
but if we got a good enough microscope, we could
tell which way the sun was coming off of it
and casting a shadow, and we could tell time from it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:22):
The answer is sun dials. Every day of the sun dial.
Even us, if I had no idea what time was,
you could tell time off of me. If you could
figure out how to tell time off.

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
I'd be a great sun dial, big shadow to cast.

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
Yeah, so everything can tell time. Yes, great question, Abby,
great question.

Speaker 3 (01:43:43):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:43:44):
Next one we got is Mikey Paul at it's just
Mikey p on X And Mikey says, our speed bumps
just reverse potholes.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
In every sense of it. Yes, not only because it
is a bump instead of a divot. But a pothole
is when the road breaks down, speed bump has to
have a road crew build it up.

Speaker 4 (01:44:04):
Oh I mean think about that part.

Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
Yeah, it's it's literally the exact opposite.

Speaker 4 (01:44:12):
Yeah, it is. The speed bumps are are the opposite
of that, the exact opposite. Yeah, and we should just
get rid of speed bumps and then put them where
the potholes are. Put what's left over, and then you
fill in the pitholes with the speed bumps. Boom done.
Not bad, Yeah, not bad.

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
I yeah, I almost said that, like, instead of speed bumps,
we should just use potholes. But the problem that is
speed bumps work because you can see them, so you
slow down, you don't see potholes and.

Speaker 4 (01:44:43):
They don't fuck up your car as much. And usually
if they do, it's because you're doing something.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
And even the speed bumps don't always work. We've said it,
said it before. When we were in high school, they
installed speed bumps and they built them way too high
and we're bottoming them out. Everybody's fucking cars at school.

Speaker 4 (01:44:59):
Yeah, but I I also hate the guy that, like
in my apartment complex parking garage, there's like people that
you'll get behind when you when you're coming in at
the same time as them, and then they completely come
to a stop and then just like ooch over it.
You're like, buddy, these aren't these aren't big speed bumps?
What are you doing? What are you doing here?

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
Your cart? It'll be okay.

Speaker 4 (01:45:21):
And you're also in like a truck like you're not.
This isn't gonna bottom out of any of your car.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
Oh, dear God. And he's on a truck on.

Speaker 4 (01:45:27):
A bitch, like what are you doing? But yeah, speed
bumps are absolutely reverse potholes. Great, great observation. Mikey Fat,
Mikey's been on fire this year, dude. Next time we
got this is from josh Tree Cattle at Joshua Tree
seven one three on X and Josh says power ranked bears, Black, Poler, Panda, Koala,

(01:45:52):
and Grizzly. What do you say?

Speaker 1 (01:45:55):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:45:56):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
And I have a reasoning to my order. It's one's
I'm ordering mine and ones in which I think I
could be buddies or ones that I would like to
be buddies with.

Speaker 4 (01:46:05):
Oh, I was singing like scariest or coolest, toughest.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Now I'm doing mine. Number one Panda Bear, I think
I would be great being friends with the panda bear.
They're big old morons. I see those of all the
Asian dudes and chicks getting to just be the caregivers
and Chinese zoos, and they're just like gripping onto their
legs and being morons and tumbling. Yeahah, yeah, I need
that Number two. Koala probably the easiest one because they're.

Speaker 4 (01:46:29):
Smaller, probably slatch onto you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
Yeah, I gotta look out for the chlamydia. But other
than that, you know, I think it'll be okay. Fun fact,
if you didn't know that, I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:46:39):
That was one of my reasons for my rankings where they.

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
Are three Black Bear. They are the most timid of
the bears and the smallest, so once again, smaller, probably
easier to be a friend.

Speaker 4 (01:46:50):
With it still bigger than Koala's and Pandas still bigger.

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
Yes, I don't know if they're bigger than pandas. Pandas
might be bigger. Pandas are pretty fucking big.

Speaker 4 (01:47:01):
Well, let's go to Google.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
I think they're probably pretty similar sized. I know that
of the main three people think of Cole, Grizzly Black
and Polar Bear or if you don't want to see
grizzy brown bear whatever. Black bears are far away smallest
of those three.

Speaker 4 (01:47:16):
They may be similar, but the biggest black bears are
bigger than the biggest pandas that's what Google says.

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
Okay, well either way, black bear three black bear friend
for Grizzly very big and scary. Also, I've seen lots
of videos of training grizzly bears in Hollywood, and I
think they'd be fun. I would love to also ride
one like a furry tractor like Brick does an anchorman. Yeah,

(01:47:43):
that'd be a great thing. Like if I could train
him to be a friend giant grizzly bear that I
can just lay on use his belly as my pillow.

Speaker 4 (01:47:49):
Come on, that'd be cool. You get him to get
honey out of a tree for you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
Yeah, last one, polar bear look cool? Not friends Colon though,
co Cola, you want to cox. Real life polar bears
are like the most dangerous fucking animal on the planet.
Boots environments, so they will kill everything actually and try

(01:48:16):
and kill humans.

Speaker 4 (01:48:17):
Did you see the video of the submarine that goes
up and no polar bear just tries to fuck up
the submarine. It's like, what are you, and it like
tries to like nibble on it, like can I bite you?
Can I eat you? I'm gonna try and eat you.
If I can eat you, I'm gonna eat you. And
you're like, oh, dude, that Polar Bear wide no business
like it wanted. It wanted nothing to do with this
sub in a way where it was like I'm gonna
fucking kill you if you were a living thing, and

(01:48:38):
then it was like we your metal in their mind.

Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
I'm just mad that we never actually got to hear
Dwight's two schools of thought on what's the best bear.

Speaker 4 (01:48:47):
Yeah, it's probably a deleted scene. We could go look up.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
Yeah, like I want to go. I will go because
it is I.

Speaker 4 (01:48:57):
Would like powerful, like powerfulness like don't fuck with So
one was Polar Bear, don't fuck with Polar Bears. Two
is Grizzly, second Meanas, three is black Bear, fours Panda
five is Kwala Lamydia. Only really give you an STD,
Like I don't want that.

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
But but it's the least scary. A bear that can
give you an STD is the least scary.

Speaker 4 (01:49:20):
Well, it's like the least powerful because it's like I'm
gonna stay away from you, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:49:26):
Also, black bear over Panda bear, shocking. I thought the
martial arts would skew you the other.

Speaker 4 (01:49:31):
Of course you'd put the part white bear over the
black bear. You racist.

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
Yeah, but if you know anything about the way bears are,
if even one drop.

Speaker 4 (01:49:41):
Of black bears are, well.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
It's their rules. One drop means you're a black bear.
That's their rule.

Speaker 4 (01:49:49):
Cook.

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
That's why Patrick Mahomes doesn't get to play for the
black bear team.

Speaker 4 (01:49:53):
That's true. The panda teams. The panda would be on
the black bear team. What to be on the black
bear team, but we were not, not the Polar Bear team.

Speaker 1 (01:50:07):
Polar Bear has got a great offensive line, that's about it.

Speaker 4 (01:50:10):
It reminds me of my favorite bear movie, Polar Bears
Can't Jump.

Speaker 1 (01:50:18):
I've been really in a Polar Bear lotus lately.

Speaker 4 (01:50:23):
Polaris, which really brings a new minui of the Polar
Express pretty fucked up.

Speaker 1 (01:50:31):
That's why it's the opposite of the Underground Railroad.

Speaker 4 (01:50:41):
All right, great great power ranking submission. Josh Tree. Josh
Tree is killing it with the answers this year. He
may be the leader in the clubhouse for for our answers,
best answers question to ask her this year. This is
from Andrew Alderman, who writes in and Andrew says which
sport has made the most spectators rich?

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
Oh, I read this wrong? Which has? I thought it
was which has the most rich spectators? And I was
gonna be make f one? But which has made the
most spectators rich?

Speaker 4 (01:51:14):
Which sport has made the most spectators rich?

Speaker 1 (01:51:20):
So it's basically which one has people gambled on and
made money off of the most? I think is the
way it has to be because it's really the only
way fans get money off of the.

Speaker 4 (01:51:30):
Sport, right, But like, you gotta win, and so what
the way I looked at is what are the two
like what are the oldest things that you could bet on?
And a chariot racing with stuff? But I just kind
of was like horse racing and boxing, or like those
are the sports of kings. Horse racing makes sense, but
a lot of boxing matches are fixed, so you could

(01:51:50):
be the spectator that was in on the fix making money.

Speaker 1 (01:51:54):
I didn't even think about that. I was thinking along
the lines of horse racing, Yes, you get better odds,
but it's one against the feet yield, whereas boxing it's
a one v one.

Speaker 4 (01:52:03):
Yeah, and you could be like Sonny Listener's got to
take a dive in the third boom. Pat and I
got rich because they were in on it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:10):
And not to say that there is not fuckery that
goes on in horse.

Speaker 4 (01:52:14):
Racing as well, because there absolutely is.

Speaker 1 (01:52:16):
But boxing, Yeah, because you got to remember a lot
more underground boxing than there is underground horse racing, and.

Speaker 4 (01:52:23):
They can't do all the research on all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:52:26):
Yeah, so I think it's I think it's definitely boxing.

Speaker 4 (01:52:29):
So boxing would probably have made the most spectators rich
over time. Yes, that's a really good question, Andrew, really
good question.

Speaker 1 (01:52:37):
When when it comes out to betting, the house always
wins in the end, but of winnings, I think it
would be boxing.

Speaker 4 (01:52:43):
Yeah, That's why I was like, it's got to be
something that like the public can went on and I
was like, oh, they fixed boxing matches. They used to
fix boxing matches boxing. I don't know if you've watched
any boxing stuff, like sometimes you're like, how the fuck
did this happen?

Speaker 1 (01:52:55):
When the watch in Australia.

Speaker 4 (01:52:58):
Yeah, like that guy got his ass kicked for every round,
then you gave it to the other guy. Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:53:04):
Yeah, in three punches, and he was in Australia and
the guy's Australian. It's made.

Speaker 4 (01:53:09):
They were efficient punches. Okay, right, let's give a whole
match to that. So I would say boxing.

Speaker 1 (01:53:17):
Yes, and especially lately with the with the Paul Brothers fights,
you just bet on them. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:53:24):
I put like an insane amount of money on them,
like insane for me, not for a lot of people,
but like for me, I was like, here you go,
let's empty the clip that and then we're passing it
enough now. But in Canada, I was like I was
leveraging my future. I was like, I don't care if
I emptied my bank roll on us to lose to
Canada and then we win, because I basically did that

(01:53:46):
for my country. That's me doing it in my country.
But in the off chance that Canada wins the Four Nations,
I doubled my bank account, my bank roll.

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
So that was cool. I mean I've been all, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:54:01):
I almost did, but I was like, everybody else is
doing that, what I should do now? Boom, and I
did Canada plus one and alf in the Canada money line.

Speaker 1 (01:54:08):
Small bets on America. The large bet on Canada was
I put on America. Wasn't exactly sweating losing that.

Speaker 4 (01:54:17):
Yeah, well, I was just like I would rather not
win this and just put more money in tomorrow. But
if we do lose, holy shit, I got a lot
of that and I'm still living off of that, which
is nice. Then you can be a little risky with
some bets. Last question this week is for Manny Rosaria,
who I don't know if written has written into us before.

(01:54:38):
If so, it's been a minute, But Manny, welcome to
the pod if you're new. And Manny says, why do
beached whales die on land if they breathe air?

Speaker 1 (01:54:47):
I mean they probably starve.

Speaker 4 (01:54:50):
So I looked up this when I when I saw
this question coming.

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
Research on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:54:55):
That's real, I did some real research. So dehydration plays
part into it. But whales can't support their own weight
on land. They're big ass fucking creatures. So your lungs
get compressed and pushed down, and you like, it's a
very slow, painful death for these whales where it's like

(01:55:17):
just it's like not a bowl and strict or bad.
But like, oh shit, now I can't breathe that much.
Now I can only breathe the air now I can
only experiment lengths here, and they're just slowly becoming dehydrated
in the sun or wherever they're in and just the
weight of all that doesn't support them, so it like
fucks up their lungs and then eventually just suffocates them.

(01:55:38):
But they do breathe air. They just are in the
ocean where that kind of doesn't matter. So it's like
it doesn't matter how big.

Speaker 1 (01:55:45):
Yeah. Yeah. Also just because they breathe there, it doesn't
mean they don't need the water, Like you said, the
dehydration part of it there, they're adapted for a quatic environment.

Speaker 4 (01:55:55):
Yeah, they're not fish. They're fish, but they're not fish.

Speaker 1 (01:56:01):
I guess sun burn two.

Speaker 4 (01:56:03):
It's very true, very true. All right, that was great
questions everybody. Those a really good crop of questions.

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:56:13):
This is a good week, good week of questions. Everybody,
keep them coming at past grade pod on X. Use
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(01:56:33):
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(01:56:53):
Robert's gonna be so pissed that we were under two
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on the mean, you're at the very end.

Speaker 1 (01:57:08):
Give us your celebrity Pokemon mashups.

Speaker 4 (01:57:11):
Celebrity Pokemon mashups, just just list them. If we get
to two hundred, I'll pick a random person to get
an irish. I was listening to Passy gravy shirt or
hat all right, and then Abby Gibbons, I still you
a shirt? Saw sedge you that. Hopefully this week I've
been very busy. Let's do the random celebrity who you got?

Speaker 1 (01:57:33):
I got Missy Elliott.

Speaker 4 (01:57:35):
Piggy Elliott I like to call her. I'm gonna take
Timothy Chala May Charmele. They pull this guy up. This
is the one I just pulled up. Doesn't have any
of them on it. Here we go, all right, Lebron,

(01:57:59):
James bred Astare, Gail Stayers, Jeffrey Rush, Michael Jackson, Rita Hayworth,
the Clash and the Ella Fitzgerald. No winners this week,
but those are actually some some good guests. A yeah,
you gotta wear Missy Elliott, Ella Fitzgerald kind of the

(01:58:21):
same people almost if you think about it. All right,
have a great rest of you week. We love you, guys,
Be good to one another, and until we talk to
you next time. Past the gravy, Yeah bitches, Bravy.

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Speaker 2 (01:58:45):
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go and fishing for your bitch today with Junkie Houston
Houston Bay. Now we go ahead and lick and we'll
get wished todayitch bitch, he.

Speaker 1 (01:58:59):
Says, that's his home town.

Speaker 2 (01:59:00):
Passa gravy, passa loud, loud we can talk and go
for ours ours entertainment superpower Gravy Gang getting louder, louder,
cast up, no childer man, we laugh, no prouder, live
on maybe out the top and leader spread. That's we're
listening to a pastor, Gray, Gray. We ain't gonna with
fishing for your bitch today with drunk and Houston, that

(01:59:24):
Houston Bay and we go ahead and lick and we'll
get rich today, rich bitch