Pass The Gravy #610: Tiramasseuse

The guys talk about pickleball, torpedo bats, and Val Kilmer movies. They also do a mock draft of one-hit wonders.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, Powder the Top and lead spread as ware. Listen,
it's a past the gray gray Well go and fishing
for your bitch today with Chunkie Houston Houston Baby.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Now we go ahead and let camp.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
We'll get rich today. Hitch, bitch, Graat be Graat be
Gravey Gravy Gang. What is going on?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Everybody?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's past the gravy episode.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's six hundred and ten and it's your pals Alex,
Pat and Bobby jokes back at it again live from
the past, Gavy Studios at iHeartMedia, Houston.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
What's happening?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Fellas an extra gravy on that intro? I did feeling
it today?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Did Yeah?

Speaker 5 (00:53):
I guess so? I guess so who knows? Who knows?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
We're watching an Astros game right now, so that may
be why Robert and Pad get a little distracted during
this base little stupid I'm over it already.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, I'm not having fun with baseball so far.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
But yeah, yeah, so that's going on. And Pat can
update you on the Astros in real time. I will
later while you're listening to it after we've already recorded it.
So spoilers that aren't really spoilers because you've already seen
the outcome if you really want to know.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
I mean, it's what I do. I don't realize I'm
doing it as I do it. Yeah, I just have
no self control as a human.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Absolutely, Yeah, and I get it, you have no control.
We got a fun phil pod for you today. We'll
we'll add some more people or another person to the
the Death of the Year nominees for the Gravies Awards.
We're gonna do a mock draft of one hit Wonders.
I'm pretty excited to see how that one goes.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
We'll answer your questions and then we'll probably talk a
little baseball as well. But let's let's get things started
with the pre come segment. This kind of came to
me in a weird dream, I add, and I don't
know why I've not seen the movie Herby Fully Loaded ever,
but Herbie fully Loaded Baked Potato. Imagine that it's just

(02:14):
like the Volkswagen Beetle, but it's just a giant It's
just filled with a mash with a a giant baked
potato and chives and bacon and sour cream and cheese.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Like I'd fuck that shit up.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Immediately my first thought was I want to name I
want to put that on the specials at work and
called a Herbie fully loaded Baked Potato.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
But that's also been an eight on the side of it.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
That would be great. But also that's one of those
ones where I say it as an idea and everyone
looks at me and goes, we're not fucking doing that.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
But I think it's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Why was it a great idea? They kill my creativity
all the time they do.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Dude, you think outside the box and they're just trying
to put you in that box.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
I don't understand why everyone doesn't love pun names the
way that I do.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
It's I don't like people that hate puns. They just
ain't cool. Like Bob's Burgers successful, it's so funny. All
he does is pun burgers. I am just reading a
Bob's Burger's article where I got renewed for four more seasons.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Hell yeah, it's crazy when you were like when you
look at like on Hulu, how Emma has been on
a Bob's Burger's kick and it's like, you just forget
that there's like twelve seasons already, because yeah, like I
remember when it first started, and it was really funny then,
but like now, it's still not not it's not not funny.
It's just like you like, go look to the thing
like you have. It's like an always sunny kind of

(03:29):
situation where like, holy fuck, there's so many seasons.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Where do you start?

Speaker 4 (03:33):
And I've never sat down and watched it all. But somehow,
every time I turn on the TV and I'm like, oh,
I'll flip on Bob's Burgers, it's always an episode I've
already seen. But it is one of those shows Where'm like,
I need to watch it all, and then you look
and you're like, I don't want to get invested in
a twelve series run right now?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, I want to watch a casual one. You're stuck, like,
do I go to season eight? I got season six.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
I've seen all the first three seasons. But if you're
gonna watch it all, you gotta watch it all? Right?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I was Burger's Rocks. I was a big h John
bendermin guy. Even like Home Movies.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
All Home Movies was a great show.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
That was my ship back in the day.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
I didn't watch it. It was one of those ones
where I started watching years later.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
It was one of the first things on like Netflix.
I remember that they were like, hey remember this, and
it was like adult swim when we were growing up,
just sitt this is funny. Yeah, like they didn't have fingers,
they just had like the hands were just.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Round it all time. Great show.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
It was a great show. Was a great show. But yeah,
Herbie full of loady loaded baked potato. Just imagine like
you had to sit in the potato to eat it,
and you had to buy a car also, so it
would be a very expensive potato. I don't know if
like maybe the restaurants just like.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
If you sit in the potato, it's very hot, you're
gonna get burned to death.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
But like how cool would be to sit in a potato?

Speaker 4 (04:45):
A good way to die?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
I mean, I think we would just have to call
that an Irish casket.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Irish casket, a fully loaded caskt that'd.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Be great if in Ireland they just like grew really
large potatoes and holidom mount for caskets.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Like at the rest of you're like, yeah, I'll take
the Herbie fully loaded baked potato and you have to
like pull it around and you just sit in the
parking lot, like hop on it and then you just
got somebody's gotta go hose it down at the end
of it.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
It'd be like a that'd be like a fun like
group thing.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
It does a wheelie while you're sitting there.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah, like a beer tower was like that brings the
boys together. I feel like you can also bring the boys. Yeah,
we'll take a Herbie fully loaded baked potato for the
group and all right, let's go pull it around.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Well, this doesn't come with Lindsay Lohan. I thought she
was part of the deal. No, we couldn't get around.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah she's expensive, Yeah she's expensive less so.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Now, but yeah, that was an idea that I had,
and I'm.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Fully on board. I'm always I'm always on board with
pun foods. Yeah, pun foods are fun foods. And then
what else did I have?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Oh yeah, dude, Okay, I'm kind of like I've never
been a pickleball guy. But I told you guys last
week that I moved and there's like a little parquet
walk my dog, and it's got some tennis courts in
it and they have I think it's six tennis courts
and instead of having or maybe it's like seven tennis
courts instead of the eighth win or whatever it is.
Instead of an extra like the last one being a

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tennis court, they just broke it into two pickleball courts.
So it's painted with like the pickleball lines and everything.
And there's a lot of people playing tennis at night
when I walk the dog, there's also a lot of
people playing pickleball. And I've not seen physical fights, but
I have seen twice now in the two weeks that
i've lived there, just like screaming matches over pickleball, and

(06:32):
it's like, bro, chill the fuck out.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
This isn't a real sport.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Like the guys playing a real sport are just like, uh,
that's that's out on me whatever, Like that's a real sport.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Tennis is an actual sport.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Pickleball is a fucking hobby and you're losing your shit
and they're fucking blairing their music and like I feel
like an old man bitching about this.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
But it's like, I don't know if you take pickleball
that serious, you need to relax.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Just get the fuck like you're only playing to get
a little exercise in. Why are you taking it serious?

Speaker 5 (07:06):
You're not you're obviously not good enough to play tennis.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
It's a fucking game called pickleball, pickleball, and you're taking
it seriously.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Well, it's called the pickle. No, it's called the ball,
so it's called pickleball.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Rankings and like levels. Yeah, all of that is stupid
and unnecessary.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
And not where we're watching it, not where you're playing
right now.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
This is a fucking random court that you can just
go play with your friends and then they have I
think I don't know if they play with like two
v two and then you gotta get like you stay
or whatever. But I've seen two times people like in
people's faces with the girls.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Like stop and get out of it. Stop it, stop.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
It, and it was it's hysterical, and I just walk like, okay, cool.
Somebodys swing at him, somebody swing hit hit him with
your little paddle, hit with you a little, but do
it do it Like I'm wishing that it would escalate.
It has not to my knowledge, but I don't know.
Like I think pickleball is kind of just like we
get it.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
You want to pretend that you're an athlete, play tennis
like a real man, all right, And so I came
up with a list of things that are more of
a sport than pickleball, and I just wanted to share
it with the group.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
If that's cool, bring it on.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Golf more of a thing, more of a sport. Golf
is more of a sport than pickleball, Ping pong way
more of a sport than pickleball.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Olympics, bowling, bad.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Pete Webber, one of the greatest sports moments of all time.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Yeah, bowling definitely, Badminton more of a sport than pickleball.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
For sure, cornhole for sure, tech deck, skateboarding, Oh.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah, they get serious competitions.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
On that top on your fingers, break your finger, you
got your tricks.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
There's no tricks in pickleball.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
You're didnk it and you're dunkin and you can't even
fucking so did you know that you can't even like
run up to the net and like spike the ball down,
like there's like a gap that you have to like
respect that ship and go like boop, you're gonna swipe
down at it.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
But like on tennis, you can just fucking bam.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
You're not allowed to get the ball too hard. Yeah,
like chill too hard in the ball compresses. It's a
point for the other to like, what what kind of
a How can you take that seriously and get mad
at a sport when you're not allowed to go full
full tilted.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
See, now you're getting what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Now you're getting what I'm saying. Other things that are
of Scotch more athletic, Yeah, it's its agility. Other things
that are more of a sport than pickleball.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Ski ball mm hmm, paper football, four square definitely, four
square basically.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
If it's played on a playground in elementary school, it's
more of a sport than pickleball.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, mini golf mm hmm. Slow pitch softball,
wearing a blindfold way harder, way, harder way more of
a sport. Water balloon fights.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Oh yeah, you could be. You know why, because in
a water balloon fight, you're chunking that thing as hard
as you can.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
You have a dodge uh Eastern confetti eggs running around,
and that's more of a sport. Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Filling out an NCAA bracket is more of a sport.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I would say so.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Watching the NZ blaze turner at more of a sport
than pickleball, spike ball.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Spike for sure.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Absolutely, because you can spike the ball in that. You
can't fucking spike it in in pickleball, playing.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Fatch with your dog.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Absolutely, boogie boarding mm hmm, heads up, seven up.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Oh yeah, that's shits serious. It's real ship, real once again,
elementary school game, real man ship, right there, pop a shot.
Duck duck goose duck duck goose.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Absolutely, and so so is the lesser known goose goose duck.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Just just seeing how far you can jump off of
a swing more of a sport.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Easy, it's not easy on your knee.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
You you make the marker in the in the well.
I guess it's like wood chips.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Now you got Yeah, you jump past the line.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Batti ball mm hmmm, croquet yep, knee hockey, oh yeah,
air hockey.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Darts Oh yeah, you've ever seen the darts competition. It
looks like the most fun thing in the world.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Shuffle board, old people version and bar version.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
I always wanted to play with the old people one.
That's fine on a cruise ship. I did on a
cruise ship one time.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's cool.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Does it exist anywhere outside of cruise ships and retirement communities.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
I was gonna think retirement communities.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Definitely.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
I bet there's some bars that have it, like outside,
Like if you got like a volleyball court, you probably
you could have like an outdoor shuffle board.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
I want to get into that because I respect any
sport where I can play it without having to bend over.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, like that's big as I just get the little
thing and you just slide it.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Oh, I got a stick and I just got to
push it around. Curling.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Curling definitely, it's an Olympic sport again, captures the nation
every four.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Years, capture the flag. Tag tether ball.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
I mean tags on ESPN. I'm sure pick a ball
is too, But.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Slippery Stairs Slippery Stairs is an elite that's very much
a real, like a real sport.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Big Jenga, more Mini Jenga, Mini Jinga.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
And big Jinga, all the Jengas, Connect four, mouse Trap,
nobody knew how to play it still counts.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Guess who.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Guess who's not playing pick a ball? This guy?

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Fifty two card pick up, go fish.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
War, war, flipping cards sport.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Both kinds of war.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
I don't think there's a sport where you can look
more lame playing it than pick a ball.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
You really can't like like playing cards, like playing Uno
more of a sport, fucking high low jack, just playing
balls and Jack's.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Cribbage balls and Jackson Oh my god, lawn darts, lawn darts,
they don't exist anymore, but they should battle rapping, battleship,
battleship absolutely, beer pong, oh for sure. Yeah. Wiffle ball,
Oh yeah, and wiffleball. You can hit that as hard
as you want.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, you gotta.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
You can pull find it like you're your whole sport
has a restrictor played on it. It's stupid.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, pool more of a sport than pickleball or hanging
out in a pool? Hang out in a pool? Yeah,
sharks and minnows, sharks categories.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
What was the one where was it sharks and menows
where you had to try and call them out when
they were outside of the pool.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
That might be Marco Polo, Mark out of water, Marco
Marco Polo. Also, any pool game more of a sport
than pickleball. And then the last one I add was
digging a hole with a shovel more of a sport
than pickleball.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Yeah, that's like a sport for your soul as a man.
It just makes you feel good. Exercise you're outside.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
There should be a club like like the movie Holes,
where it's not like you're like required to but like
just you and the boys get together.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
It's like, hey, let's each dig a hole.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Say we find anything cool, and you just go somewhere
and just it's like whole club.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
So now I want to buy a bar that's got
a volleyball pit or like saying volleyball. Just I'm gonna
take out the volleyball and I'm just gonna put shovels.
Guys playing in the sand.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Babe, what are you doing? You've been going to this ball?
Are you?

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Are you you have do you have a problem? Oh no,
men of the boys are just digging. What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Do it like you're at spring break? You dig two
holes next to each other. You put the sand in
the middle to create a beer pong table in the middle. Yeah,
you play beer pong right there.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
At the bar.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
You gotta like give him your idea to get the
shovel You just you just do some digging.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
You're done.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
It's like pool balls and shovels. You gotta turn in
your id to get them.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
You come home, like why are you all sandy is digging,
bab just digging.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
And then would be even cooler is then you and
the other in your boys can also have there's like
just a mini bulldozer and you just you fill in
the hole after you're done with.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Like a John Deer bulldozer.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, or like an RC bulldozer, so you can just
hang out with your beers. Oh that would be just
put like tiny little scoops in at a time.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
This sounds like the greatest bar of all time.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yep, verbal trademark. Even that's not already thing.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
But yeah, pickleball, I'm over it.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
I think that people that think pickleball is like a
real sport just need to chill out at bit.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Yeah. No, you just you suck at everything else.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Do one of the other sports we just listed.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
If you're taking pick a ball seriously, it's because you're
not happy with your life and you just need to
find some outlet where you can get angry and yell
at people.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Yeah, like your wife wanted you out of the house.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Like, imagine joining an adult sports league and it's pickle
ball and people are yelling. I'd be like, I'm only
here to get exercise and then get drinks at the
bar after. What do you guys do?

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Yeah, man, I'm gonna smack you with this paddle and
I'm gonna leave.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Like you're gonna scream at me about pick a ball
and then wake up in the morning and go to
work at fucking office depot, Like what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Not that there's anything wrong with bringing it on, no, but.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
It's like you, you're an everyday person, but you're playing
fucking a fun little game after work. Quit taking it.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
So seriously, we need to phase pickleball out. I think
as a society.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
It's you know, it was an experiment we tried as
a nation, and let's just call it what it is.
It's a it was a failure.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Old people can play pickleball. I don't have a problem
with that. Let's leave that yet, Like there should be
an age.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Limit fifty five and up.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, young people playing go play tennis.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
To be at least at least forty to play pickleball.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
And don't get me wrong, I understand wanting to play
a sport which it's not playing sport and not have
to move. I can play this and just stand and
stand still and not have to move my feet at all.
I understand the appeal of it. It wasn't good, it's
not good. Just let's let it go, let it go.
So yeah, that's my rants on pickleball. I've never been

(16:28):
pro pickleball, but seeing these hardhs playing pickleball like it's
like a real thing. I promise I'm not gonna play pickball.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Well, the people that they share a court with are
playing tennis, which is a real sport.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
They're getting along. Maybe chill out, then, dude.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Just just grab a basketball and put some shots.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Up, take your longboard, your little pickleball purse, and go
on home.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
All right, you're better off just hitting the ball against
the wall. Yeah, rackball, rackaball is great. Rocks never played respect,
I respect.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
I don't know all the rules, but it was fun
to like hit the ball and like try and beat
your friend out it.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, stand the squares.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Just hitting the ball against the wall, super fun.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Wall easy.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Paddleball, just ball and paddle more of a sport than pickleball.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
The fucking paddle with the ball in the string more
of a sport.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Flipping a coin, flipping the ball in the cup, bomb cup. Yeah,
I have one of those. It's really fun. I found
it when I was moving.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Those are great, Like you come across it every three years.
You play for five minutes, and it just makes.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
You like, oh, here's another one that's more of a
sport than pickleball.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Remember I at tackle bell when you put the quarter
and the thing and you'd have to shift the little
like landing thing and if you can get to land
on there, it's like, oh, you won free ciny sticks.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Oh you know at the mall when you put the
quarter in and it just slowly rolls around that little funnel.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Were you the guy like waiting for it to get
to the end, You're like, nope, that's my quarter. I'm
obviously gonna do that. So I can do this twelve
more times. I'm not going to give you my quarter.
But it goes to the death and the blind. Yeah,
well they're gonna get it eventually when I'm done.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
I never even knew where it went.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
They always had like something like what it allegedly said it.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Was sitting in the massage share of the mall.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Is more of a sport, yep, all right, Well, I
just felt like I should bitch about pickleball.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
For a little bit.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
That's good. Well, you know, if we're bitching, then I
got one to add in here right now, go on.
Is one of the worst experiences as an adult, just
having a bad case of the sleepies. Like you went
to bed at a good hour, you felt like you
slept plenty of Oh when you get real rest and
but but that's the thing, you slept, but you didn't rest.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Wait, what are you even doing? Body? Like I gave you.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Sleep, I do the thing and I felt fine.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Were you drinking before you slept?

Speaker 4 (18:40):
I had two beers last night.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
That's not that much.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
No, it's that's honestly, zero.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Beers because like when you pass out drunk, you don't
get as good rest.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Yeah, I think I just somehow still didn't enter m
sleep without the alcohol. That was the problem. Maybe could
be maybe, but it was it was like two There
was two beers that were sitting in the fridge at
work from a rep the beers that we're not going
to carry and we just needed We're like they've been
in there for weeks. And the bartender was like, dude,
just take these home. So I went home. I crap.
I had the two beers. I went to sleep. Yeah,

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but like I I woke up and I felt fine.
I scrolled on my phone for a minute. From the
second I stood up instantly, no energy in the legs
from the second I stood up. All day long, I've
been waiting to get back in bed. Yeah, that's all
I want to do is go home and lay down.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
And it's when it is. It's a long day, long day.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Well is day of the week.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
So I always say, but yeah, just when you're an
adult and you did nothing wrong and you're tired, it's
the worst because there's nothing you can do. Still gotta
go to work. Yeah, pound coffees all day that aren't
doing anything, but you have so much that you know
by the time you get home, you're just like, well,
I'm gonna be awake for five more hours. Regardless.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
I've been trying to go to bed a little bit earlier,
Like after I get the kid down, I'll be like,
I'm gonna just let's try and do it like an
hour maybe, and then I've been with the kid. You
can also excuse yourself to take a Napit well, I
gotta put her down, but she's kind of being.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Fussy Staddy daughters.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
I'll lay down with her and then it was a
two hour nap. That was great, But like then you know,
get that in like on Wednesdays.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Have you started getting dad naps exhausted? Just like like
a little five ten minute naps when you didn't you
just all of a sudden wake up on the couch
and you're like cool.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I had her in my arm the other day and
she was not napping, and I felt that because I
felt her moving, and I was like, oh, they got
you didn't cross the couch shot.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Dad naps look so elite.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
But like, I need to perfect it.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
I haven't gotten to the point where it's like, yeah,
I knew dad, Like my wife's up in the shower.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
I got five minutes.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
I could just lay my head down real fast, like
not lay down, but like just lay your head back.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
I'm gonna get there though.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
That's the dream. I mean, you will give me five
minutes to get there done.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Nobody in the world is better at napping than a dad.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
I thought about it today.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I had like a little ten minute window and I wanted
to be like, hey, make shrim up in ten minutes,
but it's podcast day.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I can't sleep.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
I mean more so once they get older and they're
going around doing activities. I feel like that's when the
dad naps hit the hardest, because even when you're home,
you're running around. Yeah, it's like, Okay, I was at
work all day, all right, Well now we've got ballet.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah, like, oh, we have eight minutes until we have
to leave for ballet.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
I've been trying to do that with like move and stuff,
where like I'm not unpacked yet, so I'm like two
boxes a day, not a lot, but it's a little
bit of cardboard you get out of the house.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
That's It's such a smart way to do it. It's
as opposed to be how I do it. I just
don't ever unpack anything period.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Yeah, Like when we moved this time, I had just
six boxes in my closet and I was like, I
didn't even open these.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
I would move into somewhere with one extra room in
that room would just become the box room.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
I know we're missing that one room.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
And I wish, like, like I wish we had a basement,
Like we had a Basement'd so sick.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
That is probably the biggest downside of living in Texas.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Just like a shower curtain up. I want small section
of the basement, Like we're gonna throw boxes in there.
What's in those boxes there?

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Like when you visit family in other parts of the
country and the like, come check out the basement. I'm like,
this is such an elite room.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Oh do you use that stereo that you goether? No,
just sits in the basement.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Like cousin, I have a long table. My grandfather had
a bunch of old stuff that he collected in guns. Like,
basements are just elite.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
My grandparents had a pool table and they didn't have
the like slate pool table. It was a wood top
and it warped over the years, so you knew on
the right side. Like when the neighborhood kids would come
over to play, it's like, I'm gonna make any shotdown
that these fucking idiots never picked up on it.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
They don't know nothing in the shit what you call
a home game.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
I'm not saying I'm good at pool, but in that table,
I was sick on that pool, on that one specific.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Pool table home field advantage.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Yeah, absolutely, Robert. Would you have a pregame segment?

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Okay, so I mean just at the stage, you guys know,
the other conference room that we record this podcast, and
sometimes looking out the window it's the garage parking. It's like, yeah,
if you saw someone who was just lying on the
floor there they thought you thought they'd looked dead, what
would you do?

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Call security?

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Would you call security? I would call the police.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
I would like it's probably just as that they were
taking a nap, but I would also be somebody might
need to check on that. Yeah, I'm not gonna do it,
but I'll alert somebody.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
To check because if the worst happened, then it's like
now it's my job to report it. As like I like,
I saw I saw like a wreck on on Sunday morning,
and it, to be fair, it was a dickhead that
was weaving in and out of traffic and then tried
to cut off eighteen wheeler and got clipped and spun around.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Like almost every lane. Did you see it happen? I did.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
It was like two football fields away from me, probably,
but I was like, I remember seeing the guy passing me,
like that guy's fucking flying, chill out man, and he
was just and then I saw like I saw him
spin out, and it was like everybody just kind of
slowed down and the guy was able to like like
his car was fucked, but he was able to like
get to like the the shoulder, and everybody kind of

(23:51):
like slowed down let him get to the shoulder, and
then just like no one stopped to help it. Fuck
that guy cause and it was like it was one
of those those like I mean that guy was a dick.
Like I'm not like somebody's sleeping the comments him not
a dick. But like I was like, I mean that
got you. You did that to yourself there, dude, Like
you could have just not done that.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yeah, you did it to yourself. No one's gonna stop home.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
So I was like, well, I don't want to stop
and be a witness to any of this shit. Yeah,
so yesterday I believe I don't want to chore from it,
is what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, actually I think this was. This was Monday, across
the street from my place, the house. It's not a
typical driveway, it's kind of like a little parking lot.
There was a guy just sleeping in the middle of it,
and or he was just laying there and I saw
him and I'm like, is he dead? Is he dead?

(24:38):
Because he was just on this rock, this rock, But
it didn't look like it was comfortable then yeah, yeah,
yeah he was not like there was no mattress. He
wasn't laying like on the sidewalk in the grass, just
in the middle of this rock driveway.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Did you have a lot of objects around him, like
maybe his belongings. No, okay, it was just him. That
was my first as well, because like, yeah, like sometimes
you know unhomed people, Yeah, we'll just have like their
stuff with him, Like, oh, you're just napping, but yeah,
if you're did you take a picture.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Yeah, just a solo body, I would probably be like
I would definitely did they faint or something?

Speaker 5 (25:15):
I would definitely take a picture like Robert did.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
And if you can see it, I mean I couldn't
see like kind of looks like a nap.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Yeah, that looks like a nap face down on the back,
face down, face down or on the back. That guy's
on his side, he's taking a nap. And I would
definitely not have alerted anybody to that.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Now I picture, did you, like check to see if
you can see him breathing? I did, but like he's
so far away, like right, I couldn't see anything, but
I did. I'm like, okay, I also thought he's sleeping.
I'm like, but what if he's not.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
What if he's not, you wait till the next day,
Like if he's still here tomorrow, then future robber do.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Something like dang it, I'm gonna have to go downstairs,
go across the street and see, like if he's okay,
And then.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Just walked by and then.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Okay, that's bad. This is bad. He's not kidnapped, he's
not moving. And then the the homeowners like they came out.
I'm okay, they they're gonna do something. They gonna check
on him, and they just walked to their car. They
looked at him and they just walked. They also thought
the same thing there, I don't want to be responsible
for this, and they got in their car like what.

(26:27):
The woman she was in the passenger seat, she was
going to the passenger side and she like kind of
step back, looked back and I'm like, okay, she's gonna
do something. No, She's got in. Her and her husband
they just got in. I'm like, come on, you got
you gotta do this. I don't want to be that guy.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Dude, if it's on somebody else's property and they don't
do anything it's their problem.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
And then while they were in the car, the guy
just got up. I'm like, okay, okay, he's not dead.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
He was just the engine woke him up.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Maybe yeah, he was just just taking a nap in
this rocket driveway.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
That's a big delineation for me too. Like you said,
if it was at work and you saw somebody out
there like okay, I can alert security out in the world,
I'm like, that's just a situation that I don't want
to be involved.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
In, right because then, like you know, like what if.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
The guy is hurt and then the cops are like, okay,
we need to make a statement. You're going to be
here for the next two.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Or a half.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Yeah, Like, I have places to be looked, dude, I
understand what your logic is in this, but I don't
want this.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
But if we pretended I didn't.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Call, I understand that I'm not a person that's high
on empathy. I've made peace with that. I'm not really
looking after other people in my life or looking to
look after other people. If I don't have to get involved,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
I try not to.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Well, like I said, if it's at work and in
a parking garage, that I know their security posted at
I'll notify you. Yeah, it's your problem, not mine.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
But do you ever do you ever just kind of
see like a homeless person just like nap it in
the middle of day and just be like, that's kind
that's kind of fucking sick.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
If I had seen it today, I would have been jealous.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Like you're just like they're like laying in the grass,
like near a street, but like in the grass with
all their stuff, and you're like, it's fucking one o'clock
on a Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
You know you shouldn't think it.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
And this guy's got a fucking tall boy next to
him too. He's probably having the fucking best day ever.
And I got a bill in sight, no stress, He
just got his got his little little grassy area. Like
I don't I don't want to trade places with him,
but like sometimes you're like, fuck, that's sick.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Grass is always greener, Like right right they I can
just step away.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
I don't know if I want to trade place with you,
but it seems right now this is a solid move
on your part.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
In this moment, you might be living better than me
just this moment. It might pass in three seconds, but
in this moment that man is free.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
My old place I used to live, but there was
this guy and he would sometimes like get cool stuff,
like he got like it was like a camping chair.
One time I was like, fuck, yeah, dude, that look
it was like one of the like Caddy ones with
the umbrella.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
And I was like, bro, you got an umbrella.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
That's so sick, dude.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
I was stoked for him. And you see him just
napping out there. Sometimes it's like that's this guy's living
a house near me. It's been abandoned for as long
as I have lived at my place. And at some
point some mattress just got dumped nearby and some almost

(29:30):
people they dragged it over to that house and like
in the in the the porch, they just put it
there and they just sleep there.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
That's tight on the porch. And I'm not gonna break in.
I'm just gonna chill right here. There's a cover.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Yeah, wor's that's gonna happen. Someone's gonna come out and
go move and all right, you break in, then cops
gelt call.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Not hating on a homeless people, but it is also
cool that you need to see people like crushing beer.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
So like any time of the day.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
That guy got ten dollars in his first move was like,
I'm gonna go buy some cigarettes and a six packets
all boys and like to have a day.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
That's my day.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Just have a day.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Again. Don't want to trade with it. But it's like,
fucking go off, king, you have yourself. You have yourself
a fucking hell.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Of a day.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Man.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Yellottle buzz, going take a little nap.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Just right now? You are vibes.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, yeah, we should all not aspire to be that person,
but aspire to be like that person.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
Grass snaps are great. Grass snaps are as long as
there's no ants. Ants will so quickly. That's one way
ruining a good grass nap for sure. I don't know
if my chair is positioned differently or somebody. Me and
Alex been playing foot see yeah all day he moved.
I didn't move the chair the chair. Is that what
it is? There's like four times where I'm touching Alex's

(30:56):
foot and I'm like, oh I'm touching his foot now
that I don't appreciate being close to you.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, I enjoy the warmth. Does that ruin the camera angle? Okay? Cool?
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Speaker 4 (32:31):
Yeah, so anybody that falls baseball might be aware that
Raphael Devers's got added red Sox is having arguably the
worst start in the history of starts for Major League Baseball.
He's over nineteen seems bad with fifteen strikeouts.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
What's that batting average?

Speaker 4 (32:48):
It is zero? It is a whopping zero. I think
he's I think he has one walk on base percentage
is like a point five or someone. It's crazy. So
before the season, my brother texts me and our buddy
and goes, hey, I found this shirt. It was He goes,
I unwrapped it. I had gotten it last year but
never opened it. Didn't even realize it was a Dever shirt.
So this morning what he did to try and exercise

(33:11):
the demons out of Ralphie all Dever. He built a
fire and he burned the shirt as an exorcism. Dude,
you Robert, you know how crazy baseball you got it?
You got to well, you know what that shirt was
the problem?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
He like sage did it that might.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
He unlocked the shirt and all of a sudden, Devers
can't hit. You got to get rid of the shirt.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Okay, so he found it before he started.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Before the season started. He found it like the very
end of spring training. It was like in a box.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
You know what he should have done? Robert has done it.
Did the Houston clothing swap.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
He should have done that, which is I don't know
if anyone here, I don't. I think we would have noted.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Pretty far from Houston. He's closer to sant.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
I have some cool but he could have sent it
to you and you could have done that that I have.
So I have a couple old like giants throwback ones,
and it's like people used to like me York, New
York is a cool logo.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, people that need shirts will wear whatever they don't.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Yeah, but somebody's gonna take up my stuff and be
like this ship rocks.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
I just I just I love it about baseball fans
that four games end of the season. My brother was like,
exorcism has to happen.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yeah, I need to do Like I wish I could
just blackout baseball for a little bit because like hockey's
struggling with me, right I'm struggling with hockey right now.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Same.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
But like I got really mad at the Yankees and
it was game five.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Yeah, he really mad. And this team has seventeen home
runs through three games. Your life is so old.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
They didn't last night, and I wanted more.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
The bats stopped working. Your torpedo bats.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Speaking of also back is torpedoes, because they're taking the
nation by storm.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
I think they look more like mortars than torpedoes. They do,
they do. It should be mortar bats because guess what
also bombs away with them.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Well, torpedoes are kind of bombs. They're underwater bombs.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
See that's the thing. You guys are hitting bombs in
the air. That's a mortar.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
But also if you think about it, like an underwater
bomb means like if you hit it underwater, that's got
more power because its guy go under.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
The water and out of the water and then over the fence.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
But they don't come out of the water.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
They just they're in the hypothetical water.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
I'm just saying a mortar bat would be more accurate.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
But torpedo bound it sounds cool.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
It sounds better torpedo bat.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
So yeah, torpedo bats.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
I watched the game Saturday, or was camping and I
just had my phone on because I wanted to see
Nestra Cortez get fucked up because he hurt my feelings
in the World Series.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
So it was a little therapeutic and I.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Was like, this is so sick, and they're like, check
out these bats, and I didn't think anything of it,
and then everybody's like, it's cheating. Should pell out do that?

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Everybody everybody online was like, fucking Yankees, just get to cheat,
blah blah blah. And then like over the next couple
of days, we started finding out.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Oh, Ellie della Cruiz just take fucking did it? And
then what's his face on the cups hit for the
cycle with it?

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Other teams had them, and not just that people were
using him last year. It just somehow what he picked
up on called torpedo bats, so like, and then everybody
online just had to be like, all right, never mind.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Isn't it Isn't it funny? Where like when they explained,
like so really what they did is like now it's faster.
You can get your swing around a little bit faster
because we took away a little bit of the wood
here and when you make contact, it hits where you
make contact.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
With the ball, and you're like, yeah, that does like
why would duh? I say, if you have more wood
where you hit the ball, it goes further. Oh shit,
why isn't Yeah, why didn't everybody fucking do that?

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Losers? Like what the fuck? Why is every player not
doing that?

Speaker 4 (36:36):
I was talking to my brother last night in mid conversation,
Like as I was talking, I switched my stance on it.
I was like, dude, it's fucking bullshit. It's just allowing
hitters that can't get their hands around and are getting
jammed to do better with it. And then I was like, wait,
what the shut up, pat, you're being a poopy pants.
More home runs good, good for baseball.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
But also like yeah, like I'm not saying that, Like, yeah,
you could probably be good enough to get your swing
around a little bit faster. But if like a bat
gets your swing around just a little bit more faster,
it's like that's still fast as fuck. You're hitting a
ninety eight mile an hour fastball, Like, it's not easy.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Pictures are so good.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Well, I got around like.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
A ton of a socker faster.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Okay, it's like every everybody throws hurt into everybody has
a breaking ball that breaks fifteen inches. Yeah, let the
offense have a little bit of advantage.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
I like home runs. Home runs in the finest part
of the game.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Hold runs are good. I just wish some of the
ashos would start using it. They need to.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
That's not that's not where I'll tell you one thing
that's not a torpedo bat.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
It is not.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Now do you not watch every app bat? You're like,
that's torpedo bat.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
I just am the still the one I don't like
because I don't like change. I don't like that bats
suddenly look different. A bat has looked like a bat
in my entire life.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
I feel like the same way. I don't like the
look of them. But that's the whole thing. Can we
just like it's like when the NFL had.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Holograms on them to where the rest of the bat
looks like it's filled.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah, but like remember when the NFL had Revolution helmets
and then they started doing all the weird helmets and
it used it. This is weird. I don't like the
hump in the middle of his head. Well, it's actually
like prevents a good get you. I don't fucking care.
It doesn't look cool.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
All we had back in the day was the original
and then like the Shut, which was still an old
school helmet, and then Shut started coming out with like
updated looking ones. I'm like, don't like that.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yeah, And Patrick Mahomes says that one it looks like
he's got like a fucking Bluetooth speaker in the front
part of it, and you're like, this looks weird.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Make it better.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
I didn't think it's it. I didn't even like when
just some of the guys like Wes Welker had a
giant helmet, it was like, well, I understand he needs it.
He's been cracked in the head seven hundred times. Even
just the big helmet.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
I was like, don't like it, or the Guardian shields,
and you're like, nope, nope, it looks like you're playing
with bobblehead.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
I don't like that helmet too big.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Yeah, but it stops them from not remembering their life later.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Yeah, but I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
It looks like you put on big head mode on
NFL hit.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Absolutely, that's exactly what it looks like. It ruins the
experience for me. So well, he can remember things when
he has children later and it's like, hey, this is
how daddy played in the NFL. When he's sixty five.
He's not like I don't remember anything.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
You won't have to walk around like yeah, if you
ask me tomorrow, I might be back out on the
torpedo beats.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
I'll see it one time live and I'll be like,
h yep, don't like it.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
It is one of those fun things where you like
learn like a leg lock is, or you learn like
one UFC term, like yep, right there as a gating
gating and you just like seem like you know what
you're talking about. But you that right that torpedo bat.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
I'll see he's on his back right now, but he
looks like he's going for the triangle troope.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yeah, yep, he's going for that.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Well, he's dangerous thro his back. Jiu jitsu guy. You
don't want to be on the ground.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
With him, not a torpedo bat. Of course, deck is
inzo is.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
I'm gonna I'm gonna find something to just deliver them
to the stadium, big guys, Can you try it here?
Can you try them?

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Not saying what to do with these, but you know
what to do with these?

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Not trying to tell you guys how to do your job,
but one run a game isn't really gonna win as
many games.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Boys, Yeah, I don't try it out.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Fellas, the torpedo bats were really fun that everybody just
get mad about it, and then was like.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
Actually, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
And then also I like the theory that, like the
Yankees are like, oh, wan, so do you want to
give him a billion dollars Mets, Well, hey, we're just
gonna go find a fucking guy.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
And my team be like, how do we hit balls
better with a bat?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
And he was like, what if we made it this,
this bat hits it better, and it's like, fuck you one.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
A good way to think about it is if you
go would baseball riders like this bat? No, they would not,
So I like it double down, Yeah, because baseball riders
are assholes?

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Are they gonna like not let certain players in the
Hall of Fame now, Like it's Jazz Chisselm gonna he
stick kept out of the Hall of Fame because he
used a fucking torpedo bat.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
I just don't like one at once for the time,
but now he was he was only a two forty
hitter in his career, sorry us a torpedo bat, and
now he's hitting two ninety eight. The rest of his career.
Unfair advantage. Shut up baseball riders. Also, I don't think
the bat's gonna keep jazzhows him out of the Hall
of Fame. It's probably his playing ability. Good player up.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
No, he's on his way.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
He's on his what third team now.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
Second, second, Marlins.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
He went Marlins straight to the for some reason. There
someone else in there. Oh, that's probably he's a Yankee's
not gonna be in the Hall of Fame. Be fine.
And you just don't have Hall of famers.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Never had a Hall of Fame. No, no, never had
a retired number, and never had a Hall of Famer.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Definitely, no current Hall of famers all, not at all.
Definitely not at least two.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
I I I know.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Aaron Judge, Like it's it's such a weird coping thing.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
I hate that he's already a Hall of Famer. I
fucking hate that guy so much.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
But it's such a weird cope that I do like
every every October, like, fuck you, piece.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Of fucking shit. Hit the fucking god, damn the funk's
wrong with you.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
And then like the second he hits three home runs
and like, ah, look at this guy.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I'm like fuck. I tweeted it.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
I think I was like, hed, they're fucking they're gonna
buy They're gonna get me to buy back in And
then I was just like, I hate you with a
fucking fiery passion, Aaron Boone, Why the fuck would you
do this?

Speaker 4 (41:45):
If it was if he wasn't on the Yankees, I
would love Judge, but like, dude, you can't be a
Yankee and six seven and one of the greatest home
run hitters of all time. Fuck you.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
He makes it look so easy.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
He's so strong.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
It's like he's just stretching it. It's like and gone.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
It's like, oh, that's a pop out to short center. Oh,
that ball's thirty the fence.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
It's fun to watch.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
He might be the strongest man in the world. Yeah,
I don't know the metrics. I'm not talking about lifting, like,
he just is strong.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
If we ever go to war, we just can swing
at people, like just take it, take a bat and
just fucking hit people.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
That's that's what it's done.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
A term that should be used for him that isn't
country strong, because I don't think he's from the country.
And you think it's like Adam done, like you have
to have that huge body, and he's just tall and
in shape.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
But like the Bay, he's got that country strength. Dude,
he's got a Bay strength.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Like if you told me he was from Nebraska and
just grew up fucking baling hay.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yeah, yeah, I can see that. The wonder you guys
too strong.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
He's so big, So I got tall fucking dickhead.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
But yeah, torpedo bats are back, and I'm glad that
you kind of came around on it.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Sounds cool as fuck.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
I was probably just in a bad mood, made a
bad mood most of the time, and I get grumpy
about that name.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
More things like weapons, Oh yeah, like the blitz that
sounds cool as fuck.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
It needs to be a machete something in baseball.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yeah, just make it make a bat a machete.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
I mean we do have the sword when a picture
makes you look stupid on a check swing.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
More weapon terms, Yeah, like the call about an ak
done that rocks.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Cannon.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
He's got a cannon for that sounds so cool. A
lot of Yeah, that's because it sounds cool. We need more, right,
submarine pitcher, something with a machety, which was the astro
guy that went by by Maldonado.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
Yeah, he was way cooler than he really was.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Defensively, he was basically Rafils.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
He had a cool nickname, and I'm like, I'm in done.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
And he was Pudging. Everyone loves a fat catcher. Yeah,
it's like really the only position in sports, or at
least in baseball, or you can be fat and everyone's
just cool with it.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Pudge first name is literally Pudge first base.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Like you can be fat and you're like, okay, but
like a fat catcher is just good.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Yeah, he's got he's thick, he's got the plate.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
They always move well. A fat athletic guy, Like like
every guard in the NFL, they're fat and athletic. You're like,
I fucking love guards.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Guards are the best Robert you enter out on Toipeedo bats.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Don't use them.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Don't use them.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
We might start using them here in the next week
if we can't get any hits.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
I don't know if I feel like it'd be weird.
They use multiple bets about the league, like they're not
all the same. Look at they always used I understand,
like different lengths.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Length way, but like a different looking different something wrong
with it. It's just all spirally.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
I want to see how they use one. Fuck it.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
But I mean it won't work for him because he
does barrel everything. But like he swings at the first
pitch on everything and then they they like throwing him inside.
I just feel like he fucking crush balls with that bat. Yeah,
I need one guy on the astros to start using it.
That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Just so you're gonna be like topeedo bat guy.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
I need to get used to it. I need to
see it. The more I see it, the you get
used to it, you don't hate it easier. I just
I need to see it, not on an opposing team.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
So Torpedo bats back, so back, also back as Morgan
Wall and Morgan Whale and your favorite country singer What's Back?
You didn't see the controversy that broke out this weekend.
Oh at SNL at the end of Saturday Night Live
when the credits roll, which is when the show's over,

(45:28):
I'm so country.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
I walk right off the stage instead of thanking all
these liberals that just had me on their show and
gave me publicity.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
No, he still thanked him. He just walked off after
he thanks. No, No, he thanked Katie Perry or whatever.
And then walked away.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Everybody in the history of the show hangs around on
stage says goodbye. While the cameras are roll and you
can walk off, you gotta stay on stage for forty
five seconds.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Too.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Had a big, big time SNL. You're not bigger than SNL.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
He might, and he was like, I want to say,
it's so bad.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Keenan's right behind.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
I want to say it's so bad, and you had
to walk off.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
That's probably what it was.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
So many chairs in this audience I could throw.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
He was getting up to the roof to throw a chair.
That's what he was doing.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
He gets checked into like an impatient facility for like
chair throwing, and you're like, what, that's a problem, like
you they have like a place for that.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
They're gonna have him back in December, and all of
a sudden, there's just gonna be a chair sticking out
of the top of the tree at Rockefeller Center. What
happened Morgan Wall was on SNL. He went up to
the roof. Then God had hit the tree. We had
five thousand people down here.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
But then God's Country's back because then he tweeted his
private jet. Very relatable and it was like get me
back to God's Country, like okay, dude, and then everybody, yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
You're so republican, dude, you can't even stand to me
in New York. You could when they were paying you
to be there.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Yeah you did, you did.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
You took the publicity and all that ship, and then
you're just like fuck you.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
I'm out.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
It's like Kid Rock drinking a bud light a week later,
like all right, calm down, Dick.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
I just don't give a fuck that he walked off.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Yeah, it's not really anything. Any excuse to hate on
Morgan Wall.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
When I also hate is like body language expert quote unquote,
Oh well if you see, like obviously like Louren Michaels
like turned his back this way and was definitely not
talking to anybody else. But he was snubbing Morgan, all right.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Was like Lorden Michael's okayed him coming on the show,
So I don't know if he's going to snub a
guy that he okayed coming on the show.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Very there was someone it was. It was Keenan and
I forget her name, you know, is that the black
lady that's on that And everyone's like, look at the
way they stared at him. As he walked off stage
and they both just kind of look over. I was
like like, oh, he's walking away.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Wow. You could see you could see the hurt in
their eyes because if.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
The stage gave a shit, they were probably happy. All
the actors on SNL are probably like, cool, we don't
have to fake be nice with him for forty five seconds. Yeah,
I don't like him. He didn't like that whatever it
means nothing.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
It was just funny that they made a big deal
by it. But then his like God's country thing just
got like everybody's saying everything is God's country, Like, take
me to God's country and it's just Chili's.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
So you have a take that's not allowed online or
not shown. You don't care. That's the thing Morgan walling online.
It's it's two camps. It's the people that love him,
And then there's a bunch of mees out there that
are just like, fuck this guy. Any excuse to fuck
this guy? Or motherfuck this guy?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Fuck that guy.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
I don't want to him.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
You want to? I don't want to fuck him? Wants
to fuck that guy?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
I guess I want I want to fuck him?

Speaker 1 (48:29):
All right? I mean, hey, you're allowed to want whatever
you want.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
You know, they say the line between love and hate
is maybe maybe that's it. Maybe I'm in love with
more than maybe.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
You are, and you just now are realized that could
be it.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
I I just hate when anything gets turned like like
I understand that I am unhealthy in my love and
hatred for certain sporting things, Like they like I should
maybe chill out on the fourth game of the year.
If the Yankees lose, it's fine. It's like it's one
hundred sixty two games season. I feel like that's okay.

(49:03):
Like when you're like, well that's the Labrels are or
the Republicans, don't shut the fuck up, all right, you
sound like a loser now that you're a yeah, you're
gonna see.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
Like as a parent, it just like you look through
a different lens.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
Maybe like two months ago he would have cared, But
now that he's on the way to being a double daddy.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
I'm like, what would my daughters think?

Speaker 4 (49:26):
We can call Alex double daddy now double.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Daddy daddy times two.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Good shirts made up double daddy.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
I can't bite. If you don't have two, you can't.
You have to.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
If you have three, you have to have exactly two.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
You have to show ID, which doesn't show anything, but
you show us your ID, and that's how we'll verify.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
We're gonna have to make you a shirt for the
whenever you guys do a baby shower.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Just double daddy, double daddy. Fuck um.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Thank you everybody for the well wishes on that that
would We're very excited.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Yeah, fucking didn't give us a chance to react last week.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
That's the whole point I like making about me. I
just like boom drop it, get in and out.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
It's like a cliffhanger. But you gave away what happened.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't need praise.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
It's like Dallas back in the day. They showed him
being shot and then showed who did it, and then
ended the episode.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yeah who shot Jr? Who knows?

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Oh, we all know that's it, but now we know
that's it done, but.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
We don't get to react.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
See you next season.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Some mortar Whalen's back, and then also back this week
he's Val Kilmer. He passed away and is obviously going
to be right at the top of the death of
the Year list.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Yeah, every time somebody else does. I don't remember who's
already died, so whoever, it's Yeah, he's right at the top.
Go look at it chronology chronologically, he's at the top.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Yeah, you got to be at the top chronological.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Yeah, we add, We don't add to the bottom of
the list. We added above, and the list gets pushed down.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
We got Bucher, Gene Hackman, Michelle Tragtenberg, George Foreman, and
now Val Kilmer.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Oh, it's gonna be a tough one this year, but yeah,
Val dog Holiday one of the greatest performances of all
time on film. It's the he was perfect. I've been
trying to get a lot of people. All my boys
didn't know. But he was in a movie called The
Saint back in the day. Not a lot of people know,
great ninety spy thriller.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Did not see that one. Yeah, I was in heat
had great hair and.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Heat m had phenomenal hair and heat hit phenomenal hair.
In the final uh or in top non Maverick too.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
He's just fucking feathered like a motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Yeah, cancer was eating away of his throat, but god
damn it, you could not touch that beautiful head of hair.
M M.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
That's how I remember him shout out, Val, he can
always be our wing man.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
You know what, Now that he's gone on, Val, I'm
your huckle baby.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
I like that beautiful all right. And on that note,
let's move on to our mock draft they were doing
this week. They say mock draft. This was submitted to
us by Abbi Givens at Abbi Givens seventeen on X
and uh, if you want to submit a mock draft
for us to do, hashtag PTG mock draft to at
pass Raypod on X. And sometimes, you know, we try

(52:14):
and do stuff if it's topical. We were gonna do
Vaal Kilmer movies, but like, there's like twelve Val Kilmer
movies and I haven't seen a lot of them, and
then Robert has seen none of them.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
So I was convinced you guys were just making that
name up. Yeah, he's like Darth Vader. I was like, who, Yeah,
I played Darth Vade.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
No, it's Val Kilmer even Vader Star Wars one, that's
what he would have taken. So we're gonna do a
mock draft of one hit Wonders as suggested by Abbi Givens.
And he's our recap of last week's poll, which was
our was our Monck draft of Pokemon mock draft of Pokemon.
Last week, Robert edged out Pat by one percent. Robert

(52:55):
had thirty seven percent of the vote. Pat had thirty
six percent of the vote, and I had twenty seven
percent of the vote. So on the season, Robert is
in the lead with three wins. I have two and
Pat has one. So right now the season in it today,
Pat would have to either raise a bunch of chickens
at his house or grab a cops gun.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Really exciting steaks that we got going in this.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I said that on the.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Morning, I'll definitely do the cops gun.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I don't know if I was what's film I say,
it was one of those like maybe you shouldn't have
said that on it.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
I was like, well you gotta grab a cops gun, dude.
I mean, look, I didn't say that I wanted to do.
That's why it's a punishment.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
I know cops. I know I can get this done.
I don't think I can put it on film because
they'd get fired if they let a civilian grab the gun.
And we never said as on film and just says
you have to do it, and I will do it
if I have to. I just have to do it
in a safe place where I'm not going to get
shot or get.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Anyone fired, but hopefully still taste.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
I was telling people to I was so tired. I
was like, does anybody have a taser? Just sho I
need of little electricity my body.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I need to feel something I've.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Been really funny for. I'll just fucking twitch it on.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Here, all right, So h on the season. Yeah, Robert
has three wins, I have to. Pat has one. So
we're gonna go in reverse order of last week's finish,
which means it's the exact same order as last week's draft.
I'm going first, Pat goes second.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
It'll go Alex Pat, Robert Robert Pat, Alex, Alex Pat,
Robert Robert, Pat, Alex done. I don't know. I only did.
It's a snake draft, snake draft.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
My brain broke right there, So one hit, wonders, I'll just.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Crushed that ball to deep five ft in front of
the plate for a hit.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
There you go, there you go.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Here's your play by play, guys.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
All right, this is a tough one, and this is
a spot I was telling you guys before we started
the pod that this is one of those where I
kind of wish I did not have one one.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
It's a hard one one to go with.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
So many options, but one hit wonders. You can't have
more than one hit. I think I gotta go.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
If you take my one one, I'm gonna be pissed.
There's so many, There's so many. That's why I'm take one.
I'm gonna be mad.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Who let the dogs out? Bah?

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Good one?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Who let the dogs out? By baja man. I'm gonna
go one one?

Speaker 4 (55:23):
All right? I get my one one? Then hey, mar
Coina the song the song of the nineties. I will
declare it that that song had everyone in a grip
on the nineties. There's not a person that was alive
in the nineties that does not know how to do
the makarena Los del Rio.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
Alright, Robert, you get two here, I get too.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
I'm gonna crazy because I don't know how, like so
many could just float back to you, but you could
lose all.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Okay, So the one you pick, it's called uh makarina, right, yeah, okay, Okay,
I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Baby, but I well go Ninja from the Ninja Turtles
movie was also No, I'm just.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Kidding and I'm gonna go with see I'm just gonna do.
I'm gonna go ninety nine left balloons good good.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Yeah, we gotta go the Original German though, because Goldfinger,
who sang it in English, also had Superman from the
Tony Hank pro Skater. Yeah, so you gotta go. By
the way, the Original German won great. I don't know
some eighties singer.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
I did not.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
I didn't really well you we'll find it later. It's
not important, all right. My second pick, back to pat
ladies and gentlemen, this is Mum damn Mammoe number five
Baby another great.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
I almost did that, but it seemed too similar to.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
I thought I was gonna snag that, like the fourth round.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
He was deserving of one one.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
I'm gonna go Baby got back by Sir Mix a Lot,
and then I'm also gonna go Top Dumping by Chumbawamba yep.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Top Dumping was very high on my list as well.
All right, back to me, just another earworm that you're
never gonna get out of your head once you start
singing it. I'm gonna be parenthesy five hundred Miles by
the Proclaimers and I Will Walk five hundred great song.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
That was gonna be my next one. Oh no, it's
not now, it's not all right. I got two here.
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go Barbie Girl.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
I was sitting on that one. I was sitting on
in such a good song. I don't care if you're
the manliest man in the world. Barbie Girl comes on,
you're singing it.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Yeah, I'm assuming in right down, and you could have
just said any day I want to say.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
And my last one, see, this was a very popular one.
I don't know anything else about the band, so I
don't know if this one counts. I'm gonna go the Middle.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Oh by Jimmy World.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
No, I can't allow that. They had a bunch of.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Hits they did that was that was their mega hit.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
But they did that was kind of sweetness, like they
had a whole albums.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Yes, what I'm saying, I don't know too much about
the band.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
So Jimmy, there's so many good ones left.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
I'm gonna go my Sharona, Oh.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
Great, great, my Sharona. All right, God, there's just so many.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Gonna be wild in this one.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
I'm all right, I can't overthink it. What is love?
By hataway? What is love? Maybe it don't hurt me.
I mean you get the fucking sideways head bang, all
of that. Not at the Roxbury baby. See this is

(58:59):
this sucks for Alex having the first and the last
this is one of the worst.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Drafts to happen last there's.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
I mean not really because they're all such great one
it wonders, but just having to be the first and
last choice blows.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
So this is the only one of these to win
a Grammy one.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
You have no way of knowing that I did.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
I looked it up.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
All the ones that we said, none of them wont Grammys.
You know that one.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
It wonders to win a Grammy. Maybe I don't go
that one.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
You're moving slow like a Grammy right now.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Shut the fuck up, shut up.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Bob Menswer makes a lot trumble wamba, very like nineties
early two thousand Centric.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
You're welcome filling airtime while yeah we're on a podcast.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Shut up, shut up, talk, shut up, shut up.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
It's like when a rapper at the beginning of isn't
ready and he just keeps going yo yo yo, huh.
Turn the snare up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Pace of play my Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Stacy's Mom Fountains, Oh good, I'm gonna I'm gonna give
you some on that one.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
That was good. See you just need a little pressure
put on you. What a grip?

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
We should say we keep going ten more if we
wanted to make a playlist. The other one I was
thinking of was Come On Iley and from Dexi's Midnight Great.
I want to grant me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
All right, So recapping our mock draft of one hit
wonders I had who Let the Dogs Out by Baja Men,
Baby Got Back by Sir Mix a Lot Tough Dumping
by Chumbawamba and Stacy's Mom from Fountains, If Wayne Pat
has Mac Macarena Mambo number five, I'm gonna be five
hundred Miles from the Proclaimers, and What is Love by Hataway,

(01:00:56):
and then Robert has Ice Ice Baby from Vanilla Ice
and I Left Balloons and Barbie Girl from Aqua and
My Sharona from the Knack.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Honorable mentions, Honorable mention, gotta be.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
Strown, You gotta be, You gotta be by Desiree. You're
all just gonna be ninety songs for.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Me playing that funky music was another one I was
considering from.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Wild Cherry Two, Princess Spin Doctors.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Yeah Blue. Dabad also considered that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
None of us had Blue.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Uh Brandy, You're a Fine Girl by looking Glass, good Biz,
Marquis just a friend.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
All for you, Sister Hazel.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Yeah, Sister Hazel had a couple other hits okay, well
on the list that I have there.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Then this one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
I wasn't sure because I thought about taking this last,
but paper Planes by m I A.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
I just don't know if that my head.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
Other hits nothing that I'm aware.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Of, None that I would have played. Take on Me
by Aha.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Torn by Natalie Imbriglia.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
And by Pilot, Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Oh It's mad, Electric Avenue by Eddie Grant.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Steal My Sunshine when I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Too sexy right, said Fred.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Oh God, that was a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Don't worry, be happy. Bobby McFerrin, Possom Kingdom, Oh yeah,
Kung Fu Fighting Carl Douglas.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
I I almost took this one just because it's one
of my favorite band names of all time. Kiss Me
by Sixpence None the Richard, that's a it's such a
great band. It's so ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Don't you forget about Me? From Simple Minds.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Black Velvet fucking Black felt what a Walgreens song? Yeah,
Funky Town Lips sync one Headlight Wallflowers.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Ah, that's a good one, since you already you got
the uh the I'm gonna be.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
But in that same note, Safety Dance by Mammothot hats Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
I almost took the one, this one because it felt
very Houston to me. Also, even though it's not, because
it was the six Flag songs we liked to party
by the Venga Boys, the Old Guy Dancing Around.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
Eight six seven nine by Tommy two Tone Return of
the Mac.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
That was also why that rock that gives you a
little extra genre in your list.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Hot Hot, hot, buster Pointdexter Guys has so many more.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
That's why I was so hard to pick. I had,
I think twelve like the minimum.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
I needed sex and Candy Marson Playground.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
It takes two rob bass and DJ easy rock jump around.
They also house a Top of the Morning to uh
and Shamrocks.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
But like those were just like beat they weren't hits.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
I feel like that's why I was hesitant to take
you said closing time already, right, No, but that's a
good one.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
No, Rain, Blind Melon, what's up four non blondes?

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Yeah, well there it is.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
It's Rain and Men by the Weather Girls.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
Bitch by marylith Brook.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Yeah, roof is in the heart.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
I mean basically, just anything from the nineties you had
like an eighty six percent chance of being one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Yeah, so those are This is gonna be a tough one.
I don't know how this is gonna pan out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
It truly is a crapshoot. They're all such great songs.
It's who's who's voting and what did they listen to
in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
That's what this depends on, right. I kind of wish
they would take a Niefel sixty four.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
I know that none of us taken blue. That's a miss.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
I don't know how wed I blow I blow endow.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
What a great The music video looks like it was
made by one of those Apple computers that just had
the colorful back. Yeah, they're just blobbing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
For blue filter on everything.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
Colin anew oh, what did Alien and Forma ever have
any other big hits besides smooth criminal movies? I mean,
like I know, I've seen their name on other ones.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
I just you know, yeah, that was an American pie
track soundtrack that kind of plays. But yeah, that was
our mock draft of one Hit Wonders.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
That was maybe the most fun when we've done this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
That was like the music version of just sitting around
naming baseball players.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Absolutely, yeah, it really was so good, well rounded pod,
you get here, all right, we could do baseball and
one hit Runders. Okay, moving on, we'll post uh post
the graphic tomorrow or April third, around three o'clock and
it'll go until Friday at five pm Central time on

(01:05:25):
our x at pass greap pot. I'm also gonna post
it on Facebook and Instagram as well. You can weigh
in on those, but the votes count on x so
create a next account if you just create one just
to go vote.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
It's not that hard. Just do that. It's it's simple.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
But we have to base one where like I'm not
tabulating it from both things, from all the things.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
You guys are asking for a lot of work for
it's there. Yeah, just get a Twitter. It's like get
an x an X.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
Everything happened, all happens there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
You're the media.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
But yeah, mock draft of one hit wonders. That was
a fun and shout to Abbi Gibbons for suggesting it.
If you got any suggestions at Pass Gray Pod on X,
hit us up hashtag TTG mock draft.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
That's how we'll sort of.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
Do it again next week.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
We could just keep going.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
We could taking out all of our honorable mentions. We
could probably still put together a damn goodlickt.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
Yeah, we easily could easily could.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
All right, bringing it onto the not Cool segment where
we tell you what's not cool with us this week.
You can also weigh in with us at Pass Grady
Pod on X use the hashtag PTG not cool and
just share.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Something that made you say, hey man, that's not cool.
If we we're gonna pick a couple or we have
one this week that we're gonna share with you guys
from you guys and gals. Also, if you're not watching
us on YouTube, know that you can. Every episode is
on the YouTube YouTube dot com slash at Pass Grady
Podcast or just search Past Grade Podcast on YouTube, hit
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comment that below let us know check in say what's up.
We appreciate you guys hanging out with us on YouTube.
If you're watching us on YouTube, you can listen to
us wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Do both, do both. It helps you boys out.

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(01:08:23):
right let's start with our uh on the listener when
we're gonna go with this week Is Mikey paul At
it's Just mikey P and he says he's not. Cool
is having to pay to see everyone getting glasses sucks
and is expensive a F i don't know about, you,
guys LIKE i have. Glasses i'm near, sighted which MEANS
i need it When i'm look LIKE i used to

(01:08:45):
use it WHEN i would be in the back of
like an auditorium in, School i'd need to see it
to see the. Board SO i think it means Me i'm,
nearsighted SO i have to have glasses When i'm looking
For BUT i.

Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
Remember LIKE i psych myself.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Out every time you go to the adector one they
do the puff thing And i'm, like, ah not gonna
get me, again and then it's just it just adds
to the anxiety every time you go, back Like, alex
this is gonna take all damn.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
It, WELL i guess we're not gonna get.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
THAT I.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
KNOW i think they've changed it BECAUSE i haven't gone
back because it terrifies. Me but they do like is
this or, this this or. This i'm, LIKE i, DON'T
i don't. Know Now i'm psyching myself. Out and then
you get your GLASSIC, i this doesn't. Help this doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
Help they're like pick. One i'm, LIKE i just told
you there's no.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Difference just GO i don't. KNOW i guess that. One
and then it's, like, well this one is this. Prescription
this one is this, Prescription like, nope fix. IT i
want them both to be the. Same don't like. THAT
i don't like uh, nope take, them send them, back
send them.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
BACK i don't like. That you just did the whole.
Example NO i. Didn't you yelled at. Me you yelled
at me the whole, time AND i shut. DOWN i
just shut, down AND i told you WHAT i thought
you wanted me to, hear, like, well that's not what
this one or this, one, okay now this one or this,
one go back to the other one this?

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
One, no, no did you the other one? Again do
the other one? Again this one or this? One it
pikes me. Out it sikes me, out and it freaks me.
OUT i don't like.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
It you always feel like you should be reading one
more line on the little letter chart than you, can and.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Then they give you that, like, look, hm six of
those ye read that?

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
One. LOOK i don't fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
Man you may be cover my. Eye i'm not gonna
cover my. EYE i usually don't cover my eye WHEN i.
Read all, right not a. PIRATE i have them both.
OPEN i should be able to use them in this.
Situation i'm very.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
HAPPY i just stopped wearing one glasses fresh when year
of high, school have.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
We talked about how you can tell which one is
your dominant?

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Eye you hold, uh like a just paper towel, tube
and then whichever you close, it whichever you're looking at straight, Right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
You can do, that or if you don't have a
paper tato, like you can like point like at this
doorknob and then close one eye at a, time whichever.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Uh whichever one is not, glory.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Whichever one is closer to you actually pointing at the,
doorknob that's the one who's your dominant.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
RIGHT i mean it also depends Because i'm pointing at the,
doorknob But i'm facing, left so my right eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Not but you're looking at the. DOOR i look at
the doorknob as, well and THEN i do the.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
THING i don't get. IT i know my left eye
is my dominant one because my left eye sees more
clearly than my right WHEN i close each. Eye but it's,
like but my vision is completely. Fine it's just slightly more,
dominant which might have gotten fixed IF i hadn't stopped
wearing my glasses years. Ago but you know, WHAT i
saw fine without.

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
It WHY i always thought the glasses to make your eyes,
worse because then you depend on.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
Glasses could also be you know it could. Be is
this just popped my? HEAD i don't. Know i've never thought.
This WHEN i was pitching from the, Stretch i'm looking
to my. Left that left eye is more dead. On
that's probably what developed. It not me sitting super close
to THE tv Watching ruggrats growing.

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
Up, look they told us that it was, fine.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
WHICH i think makes me far. SIGHTED i think when
you sat too, close you're far. SIGHTED i don't. KNOW
i never paid. Attention my mom got refills and THEN
i just stopped wearing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Them, YEAH i.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Stopped wearing them the day AFTER i took my freshman.
PHOTO i look ridiculous in my high school.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Photos you go to the, doctor the eye, doctor and they're,
like here's your. Glass is only five thousand. Dollars you're, like,
WHAT i GUESS i don't know how much glasses.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
Cost walgreens used to have those racks that just had
prescription glasses on. Them what happened to? Those you just
pick them all up until you find one that works the?

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Prescription were those were reading? Glasses? YEAH i think you
have to pay for the.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
Prescription, yeah you, Read you're able to read with them their.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Prescription we should bring back glasses where you just punch
the the lenses out and just wear glasses that have
nothing in.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Them, no let's not bring back hipster. Fashion let's not do.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
That let's do.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
It what do we bring? Back absolutely not. Monocles Monocle
i'm on board. WITH i could use. THAT i only
need one for my right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Eye, yeah that's a good, One mikey P if YOU
i think we posted a meme about. This if you
just get the lenses only and don't get the actual,
frames you say a ton of. Money you just gotta
like shove them in your, eyes just squint all week.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
And just tape them, together and then you could use
them Like morpheus.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Glasses, yeah be, perfect perfect down or do THE Whoopi
goldberg like that would.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
Be lenses were cheap and it was the frames that were.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Expensive they are the expensive.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
PART a lot of, times it doesn't make any. Sense
the lenses are what are doing all the heavy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Lift you wanted the adult Chain gabano, ones well obviously
going five thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Dollars, yeah if.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
You're going a name, Brand i'm just saying, generically the
lenses should be the expensive part of the. Glass if
you're not an asshole that cares about, fashion.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Well fashions everything.

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
Not to. Me it's not you look, good you see
good more than the same combination of three pants and
basically the same.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Stand out every.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
Day yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Technique it is like your. Uniform, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
Uniform every couple of, months my boss will make. You
guys got to start wearing collared. Shirts they shut the fuck.
Up that's what his son tells him every. Time he's,
like fuck, You i'm not Doing and if he's not doing,
It i'm not doing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
That why would. YOU i don't really have anything crazy by,
uh well, one my big one, is, UH i camping
this weekend AND i got the top of my thighs,
sunburned and it. Sucks Like i'm wearing jeans right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Now and it's above the. Knee sunburn.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Blows, Yeah but LUCKILY i was LIKE i THOUGHT i
was getting some, sun SO i pulled the shorts. Up
SO i have like the hoochie daddy tan, line like tan,
lines it's pretty basically yeah hoochie double. Daddy so that
like it just sucks right. Now we're LIKE i get
in the, show, like, ah it's. Hot oh, YEAH i
have sun. Burned you can't tell BECAUSE i HAVE i

(01:14:29):
have jeans, on but not fun when you're putting the
jeans on in the. Morning and then, ALSO i have
been smoking really the last two, weeks and LIKE i
never remembered dreams AND i just have weird dreams AND
i hate.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
It weird dreams are, Fun, no they're like.

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
Anxiety do you never have good?

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Dreams i've never ever remembered, like, oh it was a fun,
dream LIKE i found like this hot chicken we just
banged in the.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Dream and you're, like, like It's i've never.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
Had it's just like something happened at work or, whatever
and like things are going.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
Bad i'm just like.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Anxious the anxiety we were talking about this IS i
think last, week and you're like you just processed things.
Differently you go straight to, anxiety And i'm just like,
hah and my brain at night.

Speaker 5 (01:15:15):
It's, like, hey, well good, thing you're.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Resting Psych so we ran every worst case scenario and
you get to live it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
All have those anxiety dreams from time to. Time but
THEN i wake up And i'm, like, oh it's a
dream and it's. Over i'm able to just let it, go.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Like, Yeah but then you feel like you didn't get
rest because you're LIKE i. WAS i was doing a
lot of stuff last. NIGHT i.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
Was, no my brain knows If i'm, dreaming it Means
i'm getting remsleep AND i haven't drunk myself to. Sleep
and that's a good.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Thing, yeah think of it that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Way you just got to condition your. Brain if you're
having dreams at, all even anxiety, ones you're getting rems
sleep and you just have to train yourself to. Go,
OKAY i should feel more.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
Rested BUT i used to have like a bet the
system of like, smoking and now like in our new,
place they, don't SO i THEY i either need to
find a new system or just like get used to.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
This BUT i hate, It LIKE i don't want to remember.

Speaker 4 (01:16:03):
Dreams find your biggest, box crawl into it and hot box.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
It hot box a cardboard, box.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
Yeah or a. Closet we used to do the closet in. College,
yeah but like the thing is like cold, closet not
a full, one just like enough room for you to fit, in.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Like when you have a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
Around it's like you don't want it to smell like
it BECAUSE i don't want to know the. Smell so
now like and then LIKE i have new, Neighbors LIKE
i don't want to be, like, oh that's the guy
like smokes it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
All right once, again go back to college with, it
grab yourself a toilet paper, roll and a ship ton
of dryer sheets.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Again and then, Again Like i'm in my, THIRTIES i
don't want to do that, Either so LIKE i, like
that's that's Why i've been, like maybe the best option
is to just, hey you don't have to do, this, buddy.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Don't but there's nothing wrong with having one or two
dirt bag things about.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
You which is like that's it's also funny where you're.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Just smoking through a fucking, Tube.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Like it's it's a little bit harder to get to sleep,
sometimes but it's also funny where you're, like, oh, yeah
it's not hard at all to just not, smoke like.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Like like when people but it's not as fun.

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
Either when there's certain like politicians in the state Of,
texas they're, like, oh it's a, well it's. Deductive it's like,
no it's not LIKE i literally just quit doing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
It, YEAH i don't. Know i've been smoking weed for seventeen.
Years i've never done anything, else.

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
And, yeah and you're just like also like, Oh i'm
just not gonna do.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
It you know what was the key way drug for?
Me booze.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Down booze got me to. Weed the downside is sometimes
you DREAM i.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
Took mushroom chocolates one. Time that's the farthest of. Gone
i've never done anything that isn't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Natural Robert oli does.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Heroin, oh unless you count my adderall prescription THAT i
had growing, up that's not Really.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
I'm still rocking the adder all baby every.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
Day. Everyone i'm starting to have more days When i'm,
like probably would have you a hell of a lot
better IF i was still taking it. LOCKED i have
some days where there is zero, lock the door is wide.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Open but, uh those are my not.

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
Cools what do you guys?

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
GOT i got, two both from. Yesterday the first one, is,
uh my coworkers had to put up with me Doing
April fools.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Jokes kept you can always Do april.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
Fools the kitchen gave me like a steak AND i was, like,
oh it's auce on the. Side they look up AND
i go literally. Safe then they handed me the. Broccoli i'm,
like it's supposed to be blue. Cheese Double april, Fools,
like shut the fuck. Up.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
PAT i do like the, like that's WHAT i, Like,
hey can you get us this? Commercial can you get
so instide of cut of this Cordial, AH i know
what you're. Doing, okay we seriously need that by the
end of day to. Day, yeah, Okay i'm not fine
for that. One they're, like the company needs all, right,
Dude april fools to you. Too but you can just

(01:18:27):
get out of, anything like any. Story it's like nah, Ah,
LIKE i don't know If Brand new is really going on.
Tour if they, ARE i would like to see them
IN Nrg, center but they announced That yesterday're, LIKE i
don't believe.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
THAT i gotta believe any of this.

Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
STUFF i got the. Bartender she had just made three espresso.
Martinis they look. Great she's putting the beans on. TOP i,
go you know, what those look. Great he's doing a great.
Job oh thank, you AND i go aprilo double finger.
Gunder he. Sacked the guy sitting right there at the
bar started laughing at. HER i was, like she was,
LIKE i hate you so much. Today but here's the

(01:19:02):
second part of my not cool karma got. ME i
was uh putting uh the lid on a to go order,
yesterday and it's these black bass round and it's around
and then it's got the lid that you gotta put on.
Top but sometimes the lid doesn't really seal, it so
you gotta really run your finger along. It and WHEN
i did, THAT i didn't REALIZE i gave myself a
tiny little, cut just like it didn't bleed right on

(01:19:23):
the pad of my pointer. Finger it was just LIKE
i sliced the skin up a little, bit AND i
didn't realize. That AND i went to grab some salt
to season the dish that was going, out AND i
literally put salt in my. Wound that sucked a, lot
like aprils me ah, NO i believe my words, were, motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (01:19:41):
You, shit you Sell april fools.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
Yourself that one's sucked a. Lot the REST i was
having to, LIKE i gotta cramp in my hand because
then the rest of THAT i was having a pinch
with my middle finger and And i'm. Grabbed you, know
it season a, Lot and at one point my hands
joted to clamp a whale bit AND i felt like a.
BITCH i was, like.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
MAN i really just fucking myself, Today.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
But also like you can Be april fol all month,
long bro or whenever you. Want It's Aprilful summer at
past or Past gaby Merch. Duc i'm going to load
up on those. SHIRTS i saw a couple of people
wearing those. Yesterday loved, it loved. IT i walked My
Aprilful summer shirt and people, like why does it have
a grim?

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Reaper and? That shut the fuck. Up don't ask.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Questions why you don't overthink.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
It it's not about.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
You, really you're asking about the repris question about the fucking. Parrot,
yeah the parrot doesn't. Matter he's the sketchy one in.
Here and you're asking about the.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
Reap, yeah the fucking that. Guy that, guy he's a.
Skeleton this guy just hanging. Away how did he get?
HERE i, FLEW i get?

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
It why is? He why is he not? Dead it's the?
Reaper quick?

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
Question why did we have the reaper and the parrot on?
THERE i don't remember the lower, anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
Just because the skeleton shirts are, funny and the parrot
just because well because It's aprilful, somewhere like five o'clock,
somewhere and like that's what it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Was that was.

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
Connection Jimmy buffet would have been like a parrot.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
GUY i was, LIKE i know there was a reason
for that fucking, parrot AND i can't remember.

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
It, LIKE i don't, know make it. Tropical how do
you make a grim reaper? TROPICAL i don't, know throw
a parrot on.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
It people ask, me how do you know remember what
you guys were talking? About i'm, like, dude we say so.
Much we. Talk we're just idiots saying nothing into a.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Microphone but we love you guys for listening and watching.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
Us hell, yeah it's. Fun, yeah it doesn't create a
lot of memories in my, brain BUT i remember it
later when it's.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Now i'll remember him because.

Speaker 5 (01:21:16):
Smoke SOMETIMES i Will, robert you're not cool the dead
guy that you?

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Saw, YEAH i guess that's the fact that he was
not dead dead. Guy YESTERDAY i went to go see
A Wall nation at A house Of blues and it's
one of me And sam's favorite. Bands so we GOT
i don't like that. SONG i don't like that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
Song and everyone loves.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
And they always end with that what's their? Hit?

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
YEAH i, know well if you know that early and
beat the, traffic it's so.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Annoy sam like that. SONG i think she's, like, like,
fine about. It what's your favorite?

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
Song it's it's Soul, wars, okay, yeah and.

Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
We should have taken sale as a one hit.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Wonder, no it's not that we were naming.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Others it just snaking his favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
BAND i liked.

Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
Hand handyman And Kill Your heroes both.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Good Kill Your here is just like a mainstream.

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
One but still that would also be a good band.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Name Kill your Hear, Us, yeah, yeah it's good band.
Name and so we got there. Early we weren't right
up against the barrier where one person, behind so someone
else like THE vip people who who paid they they
got the right in, front right in front of the,
barrier so we were right behind. Them so but still
like perfect view because people in front of us the

(01:22:40):
they were they were, girls so they were short enough
for meat THAT i could, see and like there was
enough of a gap That sam could say through. Them
and then right before a oneation comes, in like one
of the girl's boyfriend. Comes this guy's like six feet
tall a blank and he's super, tall and the girl's, like,
Oh i'm glad you could make. It rob was Like i'm, not,

(01:23:04):
Yeah i'm. Not like you didn't wait in, line you
didn't wait in. Line you didn't get here, earlier like
doors opened that city that is. Seven that should be a.
Rule you have to have your tallest friend wait in
save spots for. People like they're like that that is the. Worst,
yeah super tall guy, Comes i'm.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
Glad you were your cat in the hat Hat.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
And he was just like bothered me the whole. Time
the fact that he was, There i'm, like, oh you.
Suck and what made it worse is that he didn't
seem like he was a big, fan like that's the next.
Thing he's not even saying that. Guy, yeah it just
seemed like he was like there because his girlfriend was there,
Too And i'm, like, oh that's so.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
Annoying you should have taken a picture of just like
his back and been, like fucking great, seats great set.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Guys before he got, THERE i could see. PERFECTLY i
could just look straight. Ahead when he got, THERE i
had to like look to the, side and, like by
the end of their seven was really hurting, him having
to be like the side that's the.

Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
Worst and then the people behind, you your head's now
in their way and they got to crane The, yeah
tall guys at the front of it should be a tall.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Section paul's only, yeah like.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
The first three rows you can you can't be about five.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Eight like, sorry, guys Like i'll.

Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
Never sit front. Row i'm fine with. THAT i, Mean
i'm also not gonna sit front row BECAUSE i ain't
paying for.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
It but there's also another like a group of girls
who like came like just from the side that came
running in and like try to take try to go
in front of, us And i'm LIKE i blocked them.
Out love that, move and you, know they're having a good.
Time Like i'm not like it bothered, me but like
they're having good. Time they were like really jumping up
and down and they just kept like bumping into, me

(01:24:38):
And i'm, like you gotta. Stop you HAVE I i'm not,
confrontational BUT i really want to just turn around and be, like,
hey get off of, me stop touching.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
Me AND i get you don't want to be the
guy at the it's like stop having so much. Fun i'm,
old but also, like don't bump into. ME i waited my.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Time you don't get to just bust in here and do.

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
THAT i understand your young, music which still means a
lot to. YOU i mean you don't have To Robert robert's.
Band like you, know when you're, young you're jumping around more.

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
Mere But robert's a young. Buck he's just thirty years.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
Old robert's an old.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Soul Though robert also had a birthday last. Week we
didn't say you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
Have You blair, Birthday, robert thank, you thank. You we
did text.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Him we did text as in all happy.

Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
Birthdays thank. GOD i was in the group, chat so
somebody ELSE i saw somebody else say, it and THEN
i got, say oh, YEAH i knew somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Else you mean.

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
Me, yeah we're in a three man group.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
Chat in my group chat with seven. PEOPLE i am
never the first happy. Birthday, also they wake up earlier than.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Me but that's.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
It that's my. Excuse still a good.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
Show just annoying that the tall guy and then the
people would kept bumping into me when.

Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
It's like one of your go to bands. Too it's, like,
bro just could you do that for a. SHOW i
don't give a fuck ABOUT aka won't be AT i
hate that ship teasing Peachs, Bro, robert you shuld have
switched seats with the girls that push their way and
had them jumping all over the tall guy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Here jump on that, guy jump on his.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
Back he loves.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
It it was all standing. Room we were. Standing there's no.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Seats oh WHAT i hated was like, festivals would you
have tall guy that then puts his girlfriend on his
shoulders and you're, like oh.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Really we thought that was a great. Idea good, idea, dude,
like let me just fucking block? Everyone?

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
Mind didn't lock you in the second or third?

Speaker 6 (01:26:15):
Row?

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
Yeah, literally what do you?

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Like what do you need to be on his? Shoulders
the people.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Right behind you still plaid premium ticket prices and you're
blocking them LIKE i can smell the stage AND i
can't see.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
It that's bullshit to dick, move superdict dick. Move but
yeah does Saw Robert win is not cool this?

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Week all, right let's move.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
On let's wrap this bad boy up with the answers
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asking us questions that are people that we don't know.

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Don't thanks, the subject just answer, the question, kept answer
answer answer answers answer, any questions. All right our first
question this week Is From, dell acosta and THIS one
i don't know why it just stuck out, to Me but,

(01:28:49):
dell says which do you like more? SOAPER rocks i
understand rocks.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
Are, awesome yeah finding a good, skipping rock nothing near
a lake one of the, best things one of. The
best i'm a. BIG guy i gotta have. My.

Speaker 5 (01:29:04):
SOAP yeah I think i gotta go, soap too.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
Especially, in houston and the weather is starting to get warm.
Right now soap is essential soap.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
Versus rock who, You, Got robert have you ever combined.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
The two.

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
Stone into the shower or something a.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
Pummice stone using putting the soap on a rock and
using that to bath. Your, stuff NO but i want
to caveman Use because i've. Done that and Back, in
mexico the my family, DOWN there i didn't, have loofahs so.
They have they would have a, rock there and that's
what you would put the. Family stone that's what that's
what that's what. That is they put the. Rock there
that's what we use to scrub.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
Our bodies see the problem with, that though when it first,
starts out, probably great it's a, little jaggedy maybe exfoliates.
The skin the longer it's in, that shower it's gonna.
Get smooth you're not gonna get. That exfoliation it was a.
Smoother rock you want to have, a look you don't
want to. Be, rough yeah you don't want to scratch
yourself a. LITTLE bumps i don't know, a LOT but
i know a little BIT about. FOLI eat i know what.
IT is i don't know actually know anything. About it i've.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Heard the word just means you gotta.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
SCRATCH yourself i just Know that i'm showering at somebody
else's PLACE and i put the soap in my hand
and it's. All rocky, i'm like this is gonna be a.
Good ship this is a REAL good i don't, buy
this shut, this ship but it. Feels good you have the.

Speaker 5 (01:30:18):
Little, beads, on, Like oh i'm getting clean, and yeah
skin is gonna look.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
Real good so.

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
You gotta, pick, One, though robert you? Going soap are you?
Going rock.

Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
This.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Is tough this isn't even. TO clean i don't know
they this. Doesn't specify it's. Just. Soaper rock You.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
Ask cam patterson, This question he's gonna tell.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
You, rocks oh. Absolutely, GOOD lookup i have to. Go,
soap yes it's Especially.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
In houston it's a. Very important but.

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
Like Soap like i'm not saying rocks.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
Don't, do good but rocks do.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
Real good, LIKE soap i think is. MORE beneficial i
want the surgeon to. Use soap they work.

Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
On me i've been out of soap for like. A
week i've just been using my shampoo.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Soap soap it's still.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
Hair soap it's cleaning material, hair soap and sometimes hair soap. Works,
like yeah it's like if you can use dish washing
soap to wash. Your body i'm not A, Dish.

Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
Yeah i'm cleaning. My beard you're trying to tell me
that this. Stuff, CAN'T also i mean the rest right to.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
IT cleans i got a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
Of hair it's all. Getting cleaned when.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
You're at a.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
Dude wipe sometimes you just Use a. Clorox wipe that's how.
It goes, it burns but it'll.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Wake.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
Up, yeah yeah it just keeps me on. My toes.
It's legal you're allowed to.

Speaker 4 (01:31:27):
DO that i have a nice spicy poop on your,
next one but.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
That's okay no rules, against that, All right it all works.
The same so we were. Unanimous here soap, over rocks
nothing against. Rocks though, good question, great question. Great question
this Is From. KEVIN hensley i think we had Heard
From dell, dell BEFORE but i.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Don't think we've Heard.

Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
From Kevin kevin hensley rights in and says what makes
a restaurant?

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
Fine dining.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
I'm gonna say a combination of price.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
AND attire i was gonna say Either a CHILI'S or
i FEEL like i need to dress STEP when.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
I, Go there like if they have a. Dress, code also.

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
If they pour wine and then they give you the
cork to smell before they, pour it, like here LIKE
would I like I would a simpleton like myself would,
be like what what do you want me to bite the?

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
Wine CORK and i don't want to? Eat this.

Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
Thanks man if your waiters wearing, a vest if the
waiders d wearing any sort of suit or tie classy
or vest doesn't have to be, a tie so a
lot of time to find, on it and they'll just
have that vest.

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
Attire maybe a bolo tie textas. FIND time i Feel
like perry's. HAD vests i, DON'T know i haven't been in.
Many years the LAST time, I went i'm.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
Too poor to go to. STATE restaurants i work. At
it It.

Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
WAS prom i went.

Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
On, prom, YEAH okay I think i went To more.

Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
Perris was sixteen. Years ago cheese. ITS yeah a tire
is a big one, for it because like price isn't always,
A thing like we're kind of pricey at, our place
but we're not find. On it we're very laid.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
BACK attitude i would say you're find that any but
like when you go to a place and, they're, like
sir could you please remove?

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
Your hat, i'm, like aw this place is.

Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
Fucking classy this is, fine dining.

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
That's all. You know it's classy when you have to
show everyone how bald, you are.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
And, then, like oh do you not have a?

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
Sport, coat, sir well we can bring we can lend,
you one but you're going to need to return it
at the end of.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
YOUR stay i.

Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
Think that's fine with Me because i'm not buying a.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Sports coat, All, right, okay dude, Thanks man i'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
Dress sick i'm.

Speaker 4 (01:33:24):
Gonna spend as much on this COAT as i am on.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
The, meal yeah so.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
If you feel like you got, Dressed, nice yeah that's that's.
Fine dining and then also the, wine thing they want
you to like smell the wine.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
Or like how is the would you like to? Try this,
YOU'RE like i don't, fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
Know. Man yeah terms of, fine doing anything can be.
Fine out you could have McDonald's like that was some,
fine dining Like.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
Our chili's waffle house finest of, all dining but advertise
WITH this CHILIESE love.

Speaker 4 (01:33:57):
Chiliese advertisement.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
All right next question Is From ray moon to being
a Vitas At kate mundo B on X and, mundo
says power rank these.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
PRANK shows i thought this was Appropriate On April, fools
week even Though It's april fools somewhere all.

Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
The time, raymundo says power rank these.

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
Prank shows you Get us america's funniest, Home, videos, Punked,
Crank Ynchors, impractical Jokers.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
And jackass i'll.

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
Go first One. Is, Jackass okay jackasses the maybe the
greatest show of. All time it's.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
That good it's A.

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
Universal uh if you Show the taliban and you Show an,
american soldier all, that's, Funny, right, YEAH yeah i gotta
hitting the balls, like off like everybody in the world
would laugh.

Speaker 4 (01:34:43):
At it people getting hurt. Always, Funny uh? Jackasses, One
two i'm going punked at. Number TWO punk i mean.
That one. It was it was a fucking. Cultural phenomenon
dressed like. A Dickhead where's ashton the fucking trucker hats
and everybody loved him For The john, deere hat, that
Ship The va shepherd fan something bands off. The, wall,

(01:35:07):
no No. Not vans it Was like Van, van Lift
like Trucker has Van Von Dutch. Von dutch. That's, It
yeah hunk Two Three crank anchors Huge On. COMEDY central
i don't think it got like the worldwide love that
it needed. To get but it was rank. Calls, funny
oh it was. So good it's it's a lost art
that doesn't. EXIST anymore i.

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
Used to listen TO the cd The crank ager CDs they,
put out which was probably just episodes Of.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Jerky, boys yeah he's like, jerky Boys.

Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
Jerky boys it was.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
Always funny.

Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
That's three i'm Putting. Practical. Jokers four they're in some
hot water, right now at least two of the four of.
Them are I'm Putting America's Funny some, videos five SIMPLY
because i don't really see it as a. Prank show
there wasn't a lot of pranks. On there it was
just funny. Home, Videos okay i'm being strict with. My
rankings what.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
You're, doing there?

Speaker 5 (01:35:54):
ALL right i had very.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
Similar rankings i'm gonna go five, impractical, jokers problematic.

Speaker 5 (01:36:00):
Problematic guys don't, be.

Speaker 4 (01:36:01):
Creeps sal please just still? Be good and?

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
Was it merle was the? Other.

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
Guy murr he's the, bald, guy, right yeah the little. Skinny,
guy yeah don't. Do that don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
Tough guys don't talk to underage p.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
That's Bad don't there's a lot of people in your
own age talk. TO them i prade to a jokers just.
Five four his crank anchors. Loved it, no notes it's
just for Three is america's funny at? One videos, BECAUSE
yeah i get what, you're saying because it's not like
exclusively a. Prank show but a lot of times it's
like the kid hit in the trash can or the

(01:36:36):
dad hitting the trash can't try and surprise, the kid
and then he jumps out and the kid punches him in, The, Face,
like aha you still got.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
Punched me you were trying.

Speaker 4 (01:36:43):
To PRANK if i wasn't, being strict it would have.

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
Been three there are pranks, in it but it is
not exclusively a prankman because a lot of times just,
like ah kids can't.

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
Do, stairs yeah the dog was running across the yard
and took out the.

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
Kid's legs yeah, Like that like, That's funny but that's a.
Dog prank we don't know if the dogs don prank
or not should be a, dog prank. That's true, dog
pranks dogs. Do panks we just definitely we tries to
prank me all. The time we got stairs down and
she'll like hide behind us right and jumps DOWN like i,
SAW you i, KNOW you, I could i can. Hear
you you HAVE clickie clicki crack little little. Little feet
now we Have would.

Speaker 4 (01:37:12):
I've seen the video like nine times in the last
week Of that uh bully breed that likes to steal the.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
Kitchen, towels yeah that's a great. Dog break it's a great. Dog,
break yeah dog. Pranks Rock but america's funniest videos would.

Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
Be three Two is punked, culture phenomena exactly what, you
said and then One is jackass because it's a universal, like,
everybody everybody your mom would laugh, at it, like yeah
they would tell us not to, watch it but like
really when they'd, watch it the god that's kind.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Of funny that is that's. Pretty, funny, yeah yeah pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
Funny Stuff so Jackass punked america's funny as some videos
crank angers and.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
Impractical, jokers robert what. About you i'm gonna go number five.
Impractical jokers it'd be practical that they'd be. Number one
so the, number five, great move. Great call, i'm, Going
UH steve o number four. So jackass.

Speaker 4 (01:38:03):
Uh huh robert can't.

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
Say jackass, I'm, going oh he can't say he. Doesn't
cuss i'm.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Going crank yankers.

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
Number three you can talk about yank, and cranks but
he can't say.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
Jacket ass i'll go punk. Number Two And America's Funny
some videos, number one because that's the Only one.

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
I've seen you could say that it was the biggest
prank of all time that We Put bob saggott, on there,
AND like, i mean also there was full house before
everyone thought he was this nice guy and he's the
dirtiest comedian you've, Ever seen.

Speaker 5 (01:38:32):
Rip, And Piece, bob sagman.

Speaker 4 (01:38:35):
His whole PERSONA on tv was. A, Prank.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
Yeah bob saggot and the guy That ruined Natalie and
brugley or whatever name.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Was right, No, Pill Yeah dave kolier was.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
The, Guy Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
Dave coolee but like, Same show, like wow what a,
wholesome guys like just absolutely wrecked. A woman And Then
bob saggott Rolling.

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
With, saggot baby he didn't necessarily do. Anything bad we, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
Know he just you got able to write one of
those like like torn.

Speaker 4 (01:39:07):
Maybe dude was just throwing some, crazy dick.

Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Not torn torn.

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
Nity whatever the other one was you guys, know, what
guys you get it, All right and There Was.

Speaker 4 (01:39:17):
John stamos just fucking Everything In Holliday stay man because
he's just the hottest.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
Guy, ever, yep yep, good times good Times In Great
Power Ranking Mundo, Alexa, gonzales RIGHT so i believe, She's
New And alexa, gonzales says WHY do i get SHIVERS
whenever i smell or see?

Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
Something burning kind of a. MEDICAL question i.

Speaker 4 (01:39:39):
Think it's probably a sexual attraction. To fire Those aren't
it's it's not a, bad shiver it's something exciting's happening in.
Your body doesn't, understand why but you just haven't unlocked your,
Kink yet that's what.

Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
IT is i was, gonna say you don't, like fire
AND then i, looked up like what gives you?

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
The shivers?

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
Ed cheering you're an ed cheren fan or you hate
edge hearing one of. Those two and then also possibly a. Bacterial, infection.

Speaker 4 (01:40:05):
Yeah you've got. An infection it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
Could be one. Of those but getting like wouldn't that
you would not.

Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
GET shivers i felt like if it was like fire
would make, You big, I'm warm.

Speaker 4 (01:40:16):
That's what. It is it's a it's a tingling up
your spine because, you're, like oh something's, going on shivers
from d Cheer and i'm having a physical reaction To
THIS and i don't know what. It is she wants to.
Fuck fire she don't want to, fuck fire but maybe
fire gets. Her, GOING yeah i don't do you like to? Light,
candles technically? Who doesn't candles are. Very sexual they're also

(01:40:40):
just great, for smelling covering up, poopy.

Speaker 5 (01:40:41):
Smells yeah or, romantic dinners which is. Sexual.

Speaker 4 (01:40:46):
Exactly sexual fire is a very. Sexual thing, you like
you just like get drunk around. A bonfire you're also,
getting horny.

Speaker 5 (01:40:53):
Like, you seah you smell a, bonfire like and, SHE'S like.

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
I don't want to because. It's warm, i'm OUTSIDE but
i could go for a fucking bonfire. SO bad i.

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
Have bonfire BUT then i had to do laundry twice
because smoke still smelled all. Myst doff still. Smell smoke
that's a side of this thing they don't. Talk about
it doesn't. Bother me it smell like. Hat smells hat smells.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
Like smoke get that a.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
Little bit that's a well. Fitted, hat mmmm it's a
sexy gravy.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
Dad hat it could, be yours just like that double.
Dad Hat, double no not. This one next one will
be a double.

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
Dad hat just make one with two bills.

Speaker 5 (01:41:34):
On it we had to make, Another, hat robert can
we make it a two.

Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
Billis on the front, of it it. Says daddy you
spin it around, the bills fad that and second bill
double daddy.

Speaker 5 (01:41:44):
And then oh you on the side just, Says father oh.

Speaker 4 (01:41:46):
My god if we can make. This hat we can make.
This hat alex has to wear it in the delivery
room and as soon as that baby, comes out you
flip it around a. Double, daddy yeah that's a great
bit to do while your wife is doing all the work.
BRINGING child i think if anyone would, understand it would. Be,
her yeah you just gonna let alcs do.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
His bit you get his shivers. WHEREVER you i think
you might. LIKE fire i think it's a.

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
Sexual excitement you got a little thing. For fire none wrong.
With it we don't can't shame. At all maybe stay away.
From branding branding might be a bit too.

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
Far unless you're impractical, Jokers people so fucking. That's creepy
don't fucking. Do that but for if you get a
little turned on, by fire this smell, of.

Speaker 4 (01:42:29):
Fire maybe light, some candles learn something, about yourself buy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:31):
Some candles let, Us, know alexa let's know how. It
goes thanks for writing.

Speaker 4 (01:42:36):
In sort of fire and. A trash can see.

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
What happens welcome past. The baby oh it's the, wrong team.

Speaker 4 (01:42:41):
Fuck wrong orange teams hitting home? Runs, today, yeah hey
we scored more than two. Runs today though you step
in the. Right direction game's all, over, all right you
got an offense that can explode at, any, moment right
we're one of. Those?

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
Teams, Yeah sure historically the first ass is THE game
i watched, All YEAR so i.

Speaker 4 (01:43:02):
Don't know we'll watch more because we're actually scoring runs while,
you're watching we're giving. Up more but, it's okay We're
gonna i'm out of fine Until. The, yankees fine you
should just be Loving that dever sucks like your rival's
best players playing like, AS.

Speaker 5 (01:43:17):
See i don't even think. About him don't even think,
about him, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:43:20):
See that that's a. Bad Thing The Red sox yankees
need to get back.

Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
To hatred that's the thing where it's like, the best the.
BEST discon i didn't think, about you.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
Like feel bad. FOR you i don't think, about.

Speaker 4 (01:43:31):
You don't but in the early, two thousands When The
red Sox and yankees were fighting on the field and
you were thinking about, YOUR rival.

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
I never thought.

Speaker 4 (01:43:37):
About him you're so full.

Speaker 1 (01:43:38):
OF shit i never so full.

Speaker 4 (01:43:40):
Of ship.

Speaker 5 (01:43:40):
NEVER once i don't think about. That guy he did
heat heat ship and felt.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
His face that.

Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
Was funny it sounds like you were thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
About, it well somebody showed me that PICTURE and i,
Was like i'm thinking about. IT now i would have
laughed a visit on. Anybody though.

Speaker 4 (01:43:54):
That's true people thought on, their Faces funny jack on,
my team and you don't. Do that that was jackass.

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
Baseball, Dish, Yeah Yeah I'm. Alex bregman Welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:44:02):
To Jackass he jack. Asked himself yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
He did THAT'S why i went Went. To boston. All
Right andrew alderman, rights in let's wrap this one Up with.
Andrews question, he says a Muscle relaxing italian pastry Chef.

Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
A tira massuse BRO if i could get a pastry
chef to make me a fresh cheer of sue and
then give me a MASSAGE while i was. Eating it
that's a.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
Nerve on if you got a massage and then they
gave you tira, MISSUS afterwards i want it during that
as like.

Speaker 5 (01:44:33):
A snack i want It during i'll, be skimming belly
is gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:44:36):
TOO full i want it like you know when, they're
like you a guy massage for, the rocks but like
they're like, all, right hey, we're like, you know you
get you get in your boxers, or whatever and then,
they're like, all right well we're gonna let you. Get
dressed thank you or whatever you like your tip or
whatever on the, way out and you PAY or i usually.
Paid before but and what if they were like, all,

(01:44:59):
right well, thank you and then some else he brings
you a tear massuse so you get to eat the
tear massieux as.

Speaker 4 (01:45:02):
You like after you get drink to get dress and
you gotta SIT and i want to knock it out
Of the it's.

Speaker 3 (01:45:07):
A dessert a tear masieu is. A dessert how awesome
it to be your relaxed and now it's. Dessert, Time fantastic.

Speaker 4 (01:45:15):
But then you just gotta sit there and eat it
like that's my happiness or eat it in your car
on the, way home and. That's, MESSY no i want.

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
To do you think Like If deshaun watson did that
instead of trying to like sexually assault all of, his
messuses he'd be living in a way.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
Different Life right.

Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
If he was eating tiaramasou during, the massus he wouldn't
have had any free hands to grab. Them with also,
good point and he might have been too full to
try and. Pull anything, great counterpoint tear masu during. The massage.

Speaker 1 (01:45:39):
Great counterpoint you may have suayed me.

Speaker 3 (01:45:42):
On this but also like you get you get a nice,
relaxing massage, don't fight and a dessert at the end
of His sage like how this day couldn't get?

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Any better what you get jerked off?

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
At himselves make it a little? Bit better.

Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
Timsu are a hand job.

Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
Cheer, Massue.

Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
Here missus nobody can give me a hand drop as
GOOD as I, can robert except for maybe answer, This,
question robert.

Speaker 4 (01:46:09):
Have you ever?

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Had?

Speaker 4 (01:46:09):
TEA missus i think So chocolate like he's got the
lady fingers on, the outside it's got. Coffee layers you
ever had a? Hand?

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
Job uh what?

Speaker 4 (01:46:22):
Is that it's when your dad is? Doing work give,
a hand hand me. Those, nails, okay dad he give
you that a.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
Hand job don't don't don't, say that don't. Say, that,
yeah YEAH and i. Must Relaxed the italian pastry chef
is a. Tear missus, Great, observation andrew great way to end.
This pod and now we should all Go.

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Get.

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
Tierra missus let's do.

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That teu At work i'm talking about on the way
home and.

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Speaker 4 (01:46:54):
Some sue should sue it up, next dude let's get.

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Some SUE brot's i want.

Speaker 4 (01:46:59):
To sue remind me next week you want?

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
Sue?

Speaker 4 (01:47:04):
Mom sue you?

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Want them what is she doing?

Speaker 4 (01:47:10):
Up there i'll sue you. Next week don't want, to
dude sue.

Speaker 5 (01:47:13):
Me up by, the way next week's episode's gonna be
out a little.

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