Pass The Gravy #611: Ambitious Robe

The guys talk about self help books, wolves, and The Masters. They also power rank Gatorade flavors and do a mock draft of things they don't understand.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hitch, Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What's going on? Everybody?
Happy Gravy Day. It's Past Gravy episode six hundred and
eleven with your good friend Alex, pat and Robert. And

(00:43):
if you're tune in on like a Wednesday and you're like, hey,
why wait, wait, what the where the how the horton?
Here's a who the the pastor Gravy's up already, it's
because we're recording early, and that's that's why it's up early.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah, we get it up early.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
We got we got it up a little early this week. Okay,
So chill out. Morning Morning Gravy or late night Tuesday Gravy,
depending on some people listen on Tuesday, could be I
don't know, but Happy Gravy Day, everybody. We got a
fun show for you. We're gonna we're talking about wolves,

(01:22):
we gonna learn a little bit about ourselves. We're gonna
live we're gonna laugh real love, and we're gonna do
a mock draft of things that we don't understand, because,
believe it or not, there's a lot of things right
now I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I'd say most things.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
More things than not, I do not understand. But now
we're gonna draft them. So I'm excited for that. Let's
get the show. Let's get the show started with the
pre cime segment, What did you guys bring in today?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
I was thinking about this the other day, and we'll
just do it just in terms of baseball, because like,
I don't think it really happens with football because they
always have support. How many fan bases in baseball do
you think are not fair weather fans? Because I think
I mean, we can say I'll say ash those fans
are because back in those years when we were really bad,
that stadium was fucking empty. But like Yankees and Red Sox,

(02:10):
no matter what, they filled their stadium.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
They're the Yankees in the Red Sox.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
But I think that the Yankees and Red Sox would
also lead in fair weather fans, where like you got
people that got a Boston Red Sox jersey, they don't
give a shit. But the Red Sox, but like the
Red Sox are good, they're coming a minute made, you're
gonna see all those Red Sox fans like let's go.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah like that, let's go.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I jinxed the Yankees when I go to games, so
I stopped going to games. But it's not because I'm
a fair weather fan. It's because I'm more like, I'm
not gonna ruin this team. I'm not gonna let this happen,
so it's not gonna be on my watch. I'm gonna
watch them far from afar.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, the rinks swell when they're good for those, but
their core is there regardless, Like if if either team
is twenty games under five hundred, the stadium is still
selling out, like they're gonna be packed every game, even
on the road. They still draw everyone, like their fans
are their regard. Yeah, I don't know how many other
franchises do that, Like I think Cubs Cubs cubsleys always filled.

(03:08):
I feel like Milwaukee kind of sneaky too, Like I
feel like I never see their stadium empty, but also
fucking it's Milwaukee the games period.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I think there's probably only like Cardinals. Cardinals are pretty.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Cardinals are definitely always their team.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I think I saw Padres. They were had a lot
of sold out games last year. Really yeah, Mets. Mets
are kind of Padres, especially now that the Chargers are gone.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
It's like they're only that's all they have left.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well they got San Diego f C. Don't forget about them. Yeah,
it's like I said, it's the only team inaugural season
in the MLS.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
So oh, you could have told me they've been a
founding member and I would have believed.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
They did. Just have like a fight during I think
they played l A FC but each other. I know,
San Francisco and l A kind of have a thing,
and they fought. L A f C had like a
Dodgers Giants kind of thing, like there's a bad incidence
people got in trouble.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yeah, that's another one. Dodgers are not like when they
sucked their stadium was empty. It's la there's too many
other things to do there.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah. Yeah, it was just a.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Random thought I had and I was like, I don't know.
And then that's why I was like, I wonder what
other sports. I was like, well, football's football, Like your
stadium was never gonna be empty.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
The NFL the Reds are pretty consistent red. Yeah. In baseball,
le Like, I don't know if that translates to the Bengals.
I feel like football is different because you'll only get
eight games. We're now nine games and football is just
king it's football.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Basketball kind of the same thing.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Like you got a two games like the Rockets. A
lot of Rockets fans are fairweather, and I mean I
think a lot of people like aren't gonna go to
a six o'clock tip off for.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
A bad basketball And that's the thing with basketball too.
It's like it's like you're good or you're complete shit.
There's no there's no like okay teams in basketball anymore.
It's either tank or you have a team to go
for it.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I will say, by the end of the Rockets game,
the Rockets season this like regular season. I bet you
I've watched sixty sixty five Rockets games. Maybe not like
hardcore watched the entire way through, but I had it
on the background. That's like my brother's Like my brother
and I had just like ninety percent of our text messages.
You were just talking shit about the Rockets game. Yeah,

(05:22):
like by Dick Draymond Green.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Even when the Rockets are good.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
It's like you turn it on and throughout the first
quarter the stadium was empty.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, people just don't get to the game. Maybe that's
a Houston traffics.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I don't know. I don't know, but like I I'm
not saying I'm better than anybody, because the Yankees are
not better than the Astros. But it pissed me off
when like Ashley's fans were giving me all that shit.
Was like, I didn't talk a bunch of shit to you, guys.
I didn't talk a bunch of shit to you, and
now you're being dicks to me. That's why I had
to put a curse on one time. So I had
to put a curse on that raise year because I

(05:54):
was like I worked Astros games. I worked for the
Astros when the fucking no one was at the games.
We used to buy the five dollars tickets and they
move all the way down like like you care. Now.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
That was kind of before like Stream East and ship too,
so you really couldn't watch the fucking game. Like there
were there were still some sites you could find, but
it was it was really hard.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
That was that was a dark era. I don't know,
And like like fair Other fans are everywhere. That's just it,
and they just get loud, like everybody's got fair Other fans.
They just get louder when they get better.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
That's why it's just it's impressive when there's Tigers.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Tigers are pretty loyal. Tigers fans are pretty loyal. Yeah,
White Sox fans even even though I feel like they're
kind of trying to like boycott Jerry Ryan Stof who's
in charge of them.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
That's just such a pressing team.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
But like I feel like you, like, I don't know,
maybe it's just like a fashion thing because like I'm
trying to think, like baseball hats are different, because you
see a lot of people that wear baseball hats that
may not be fans of that team. They're like, well,
this like white Sox hat matches my shirt, and oh yeah,
Pirates too. You have a bunch of random people that
are like not Pittsburgh people. But like you're like, I
don't know, yellow black and yellow rocks big was Kalifa guy? Yeah, Yeah,

(07:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
It's just it's one of those things where it's it's
just super impressive. When Robert is a fair Weather fan, Roberts.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I know it's the opposite of a fair Weather fan, right,
It's like Roberts a fair Weather baseball fan. He's a
diehard Astros fan. Like Robert could give two ships less
about any other thing about Like if you're like, yo,
do you watch us Sunday Night Baseball? Is like not
at all.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
He's not even a fair Weather Baseball Fanily, He's just an.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
As I love that about him, though, I'm kind of
that way with the soccer now. I'm like epl Like
I tried to get all into it, like I know
a lot of the players, but like I could not
tell you the table right now. I know west Ham's
not going to get relegated there. Yeah, it's like I
don't have I only had the bandwidth for so much.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Did you even watch the World Series last year?

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Robert? No, So yeah, I watched half of them.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Like I respect that about Robert that it Honestly, sometimes
I'm jealous, like, oh, I don't have two things to
watch every single night when I go home.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, I'm watching is U. It just came out today,
the Clubhouse, the Netflix duck about the Red Sox season
last year. I just started watching that. There's eight episode,
I believe. I just watched the full Swing for.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Pretty much, and it was it was a good thing
that the Red Sox were actually somewhat decent last year,
because going into it, I was like they picked a
bad year because I thought they were gonna suck last year.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
And here's me. That's like a spoiler for me, because
I have no idea what the Red Sox did last year. Yeah,
they weren't great playing, but they like they didn't make
the playoffs.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
No I didn't, but like they were I thought they
were going to be like bottom of the barrel of
like the whole league last year and played all right. Still,
I don't know why they chose the Red Sox to
do this for the first baseball team, a team that
was not supposed to do anything like that, because.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
They're the Red Sox. It's like they're one of those
brands that's true.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like the Cowboys, anthing that
you knew was gonna be good. Yeah, like hardy Yankees are.
The Dodgers probably didn't want to do it.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah. I don't want to see Aaron Boone any more
than I have to.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
I think any of the Yankees anymore, like I've got
his dumb fucking face with his fixed teeth.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
He got the money, did he fix his teeth? Yeah,
like a year and a half. Yeah, when he when
he got paid.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
It was like right when he got his contract, all
of a sudden, the gap was gone.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
And you're like, he did like the reverse. I get it.
He needed to.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
He was hideous and now he's still hideous.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I did the course. I didn't get money, but I
got in vizline when I was he get married, and
I was like, I don't want to have a fucking gap.
I was. I was looking at an old There was
an old like memory clip of us, like I can't
remember what we were talking about, but it was one
of the ones that we share every week, and it
was from like four years ago, five years ago, and
I was like, see that fucking gap with what a loser.

(10:00):
I fucking hated the way I looked, and I remember
having to edit it and I was like, uh ah, no,
I hated it. Got him visilne. It only costs a
bunch of money. But now I'm happier and you look
beautiful on the outside.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
It's good your outside matches you're inside. You're beautiful both
in and out.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I'll tell you one thing, Like I didn't raise the
retainer when my parents were responsible for my teeth when
I was growing up, I sure wear it every night
when i'm when I was responsible.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Oh yeah, when the money's coming out of your pocket.
Yeah's a whole different story.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
So kids, just fucking wear your retainers your parents.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I spent half my day just turn it off.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Lights, Why why is this on? Why this son is out?
Why is the light on the stairs?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Get out here?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
You left a fan on in a room no one's in.
What do we doing cool in this room?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
I'd be such a good cranky sitcom dad.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, yeah, you would. Those are good. That was a
good question though, about uh, fair weather fans. I feel
like a lot of hockey is fair weather people because
people don't care about hockey as much. I don't know,
you get the diehards.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
But but people that love hockey love hockey. So when
they've got a team they show up. It's just really
like bottom barrel, really bad teams.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's true. Red rings are gonna break my heart, and
I know it, but I'm.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Like they've they hey, you're hey, you're still in that
phase though you can just like, hey, we're young. Yeah
you can hope that you would have done a little
better this year, but.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
You know you're young, you're learning how But they're doing
that thing where like we we got five games left,
we probably need to go at worst four to h
and one. Like we need points in just about every game,
and I know they're not gonna do that. But like tonight, tonight,
I could be all the way out, but every time
I think I'm out, they fucking they beat the Hurricanes,

(11:44):
they beat the Panthers.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Bruins have just depressed me this year. Sports are stupid
and I hate them.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, sports are gonna dumb like they're when it's good
sports which are awesome, but it's bad.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
It's like now I'm just a thirty four year old
man who's like mental health and how I feel on
a day to day basis changes because of my sports
ball team.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Sports are really awesome are really bad at all times.
It's like, oh, I feel like I should feel bad
about this. You just spent fucking three hours watching this shit.
You could you could have been doing other stuff.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Oh I bailed on my friends hanging out so I
could watch a game where we Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Could have played Fortnite with the boys, but no, I
want to watch the Red Rings blow a lead in
the last minute again, like that seventeenth time this year. Yeah,
it's rough. It's rough out here for us. We're not
We're not. We're the real people you should be talking about.
Like there's other people that are gonna talk about depression
and stuff. It's sad. As sports fans, you should really
be worried about. That's the real depression.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Yeah, making me want to just crawl into bed and
not move for twelve hours. Yeah, which I think is
what they call depression.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
But worse, but worse, so much worse, worse than depression. Robert,
did you bring anything for the pre come segment? So
this is by Memorial Park. They're the new tunnels that
are there. And I'm sure this is another places too
around town, but this is where I see it at
the time, the garden tunnels that they just like right

(13:11):
right around there. There's like a sign that says, oh,
we have like native plants here other things whatever, like
that's good. You know it's not plants. They they they
help keep it like a balanced ecosystem. They just look ugly.
Native Texas plants are ugly like weeds. Yeah, that's why

(13:33):
they're native. It's like, bro.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Part swamp. What do we have fucking bushes?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Blue bonnet? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:41):
I mean that's it. That's the blue bonnets and Indian paint.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Brushesize any other actual like bushes and plants that come
from this region.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
There are bullshit.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah yeah, Look it looks like you light imagines the
whole thing is gonna burn, Like.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I could just fill the tunnels with pollen.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
How that? Do we need to chill out a little bit?
With flowers? In general? I feel like you always see
the crews there. I mean, I'm not trying to take
jobs with it from anybody. I'm a big jobs guy.
But like you always see like oh my old, my
old apartment complex. They were like, oh cool, they put
new flowers in like every couple months. It's like, what's
wrong with the other flowers? Those were fine, like they

(14:21):
didn't die or anything, but like, nope, take these out,
Rip these bad boys up. Let's put new ones in.
And then you get used to looking at nice flowers.
So then Robert drives home and he sees these shit
flowers and he's like fuck, them. I want better flowers.
She's like, maybe you're a little spoiled. Maybe if we
just had the regular indigenous flowers, as they say, you

(14:43):
would already be like, oh okay, I'm used to seeing this.
Were just like seeing grass. That's actually what it is, like.
It just looks grass. You've been spoiled by seeing beautiful flowers.
It looks like weeds. Yeah, it's the immigrant flowers that
are coming in taking our flowers jobs. Really were is

(15:03):
you should deport all the Robert saying we should deport
all the other flowers.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Got all these Mexican flowers like ajave coming across the border.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
And think we're on a weird political rant about flowers.
That'd be funny.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
There's just one a gave plant in the middle, just
like ah eh, who put a cactus in my tunnel?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
All right, So Robert hates uh plants, these ones specifically.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yes, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
I'm down with it because you know what, planting plants
in there it feels like art to me, and you
know me, I'm very anti art.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, it's just stupid, like you just you're doing too much, dude, doing.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Way too much and apparently not doing enough because nature
do put them in there, and then they look like shit,
you're doing too much and not enough at the same time.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
And like nature, it's like save nature, do a bit.
You ever thought about looking better? It's like they said,
and uh, you know, dress yourself up every now and then.
I'm I'm not saying I'm not saying you got to
pull your tits out all the time, but I'm saying,
every now and then throw on a skirt.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah, like an illegal flowers. Anything worth doing is worth doing, right.
If you're gonna put plants in the tunnel, make them pretty,
the good ones, that shitty grass that have to fucking
dampen our sweet boy Robert's move.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, Robert life is ruining because of these plants. Maybe
it's also you're thinking, maybe it's Sam's fault at Sam's
pants and plants. She bought all the good plants. Does
have all those cool plants in your house, so you
are very spoiled. Like art in your house is plants, yeah,
and you also have art in your house. But like
you leave your house like this isn't a cool fucking

(16:37):
cactus and a penis shape, It's not. Yeah, I mean
that's what it is. I've been spoiled, just like at home,
having like nice looking plants. She gets the best of
the best. So that's all you know.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
So the next mayoral race when Maybe runs the village,
when you run again and win this time, we'll put
Sam in charge of the tunnel plants.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh absolutely, Oh dude, hell yeah, we handed out jobs
to all of our friends. Are gonna be so no
dounside to that. Yeah, that's why I want to be
in politics. I want to get I want to corrupt
so many things. I mean, why else do you do it?
That's why I want to insider trade.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
On personal financial game. That's the only reason to go.
Absolutely so, it seems.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
No other reason. I had a couple of things that
I've just come up with over the last week. Where
do I start? Okay, so a lot of my A
lot of my life is uh walking my dog at
the park. Now, I've got a cool little park it
go to so I see a lot of people doing things.
I mean, that's how the pickleball thing came up last week.

(17:40):
By the way, fuck you pickleballers. I don't care when
any of your hate I don't care. They were hating
on the talk, they were hating on the talk it
doesn't matter. But is there any way to look cool
while you're sweating a bee?

Speaker 4 (17:55):
No, especially for me because I'm allergic. So I'm probably
also screaming and cowering like a little girl as I'm
doing it. Yeah, I don't really, I'm probably just running,
Like if there's a bee, I.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Just take off. Yeah. I mean, you can be the toughest, manliest,
strongest dude in the world, but it becomes there you go.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, I can't imagine not looking girly doing it because
one like, even if you make contact, you're probably getting
stabbed in the hand, and then you're gonna make owie.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
How to be'es hurt so.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Much, I don't know. I did see a guy he
was running around the track. I was walking my dog
on and he stopped and he sat at this this
bench today and he was drinking his water and you
could tell he's just taking a break. And then I
was walking around. I did another lap and as I
was walking around, he was swatting at a bee. I
would imagine it was a bee. It was some insect
and I think it was a bee. But then he
grabbed his stick and was like swinging at it. And
I was like, whoa that guy, that guy could beat

(18:53):
the fuck out of that bee, and that it's just
like that guy didn't love you an OWI right, No,
I mean he's not wrong, Like I would have probably
done get away, go go go, go go go. And
you why do you always tell it to go away?
Like the bee here's here and he's.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Like, okay, actually, now I thought, I think about I
don't even run anymore because I'm old and fat. The
last time a bee was near me, I literally just
like I did this. I like just pulled my shoulders
up and like ducked my head and like cowered and
tried to walk away, yeah, which is probably even less
manly looking than swatting at it like a little girl.

(19:28):
I was just like, I can't even go after you.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
The real Maley things just let sting you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
I don't carry an EpiPens, so if they get me
in the neck, I'll just die.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's like it's like the people that do that never
saw my girl, all right, p Thomas Jay Fuck, that's
a horror movie for me, Got Me Bad, Got Me Bad.
Veda Vega whatever her name was, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
I didn't watch it.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
It was too scary for me. He did watch it, no,
because he died from bee sting. Yeah, he hated me.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
I'm pretty sure that's why my parents never showed me
that movie, because they're like, he's gonna think he's gonna die.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
And then they had an open cast.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
His kid's kind of a idiot.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
He's gonna be all swollen up.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Well, the swelling goes down.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
The death, doesn't it. No, never thought about that, did you?
I mean no, no, was it McCully I think it
was McCaulay culkin too, It was. Yeah, that is ship.
Isn't it crazy that like, like Marvin Harry couldn't get
him and either of the home alones despite having all

(20:34):
of that ship like they could to He's a fucking child,
but a couple of bees. Like maybe Marvin Harry should
have brought some bees with him. I don't know, Yeah,
he couldn't have.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
It's hard to get a trap to kill a bee
very small.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah, that'd been crazy though. If that was like my
girl too, it's just him, like he returns from the
dead and he's just like he's got vengeance on his mind.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
So the whole second movie is just a two hour
long like Rube Goldberg machine.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
At the very end, it just a fly swatter hits
a bee. Yep, and then my girl too the revenge.
The bees just drop into the water. He's like, who's
the beach now, it's.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
The girl grown up and she's like laughing maniacally. She's
just a bee serial killer.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, she just hates bees.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
She's the reason the bee population is declining. And then
it wipes out the earth because there's nothing being pollinated anymore.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
She finds a way to like just take down the
Cheerios corporation. Fuck that little bee probably Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Honey nut Cheerios.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I'm so nice.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Fuck you you killed Thomas.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
J Yeah, it'll murder you, murdering murderer.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
He's a hell of a.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Lead off hitter in that little computer video game that
came in the grocery or the cereal boxes when we
were a kid. Yeah, he's got that going for him.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Small strike Zone.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
He's like he was the original Altuve. Think about that.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
They should dress up as a bee every year for Halloween.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
The beat Yeah yeah all right, so yeah, no way,
no cool way to swat bees. Just can't ever look
cool doing it. It's not that I'm aware of I
haven't figured it out. Somebody had. I guess you just
gotta get stung. I guess that's the only way. But like,
you're not swatting it, swatting anything, you don't really look cool.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
You just gotta be a cowboy. But that that was
nothing because.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
After a while, like a swat turns into a smack
when you make content, when you make contact with it,
it's like it's not a swat anymore. It's a smack.
Swat is the attempt to smack something.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Pimp smack Yeah, no, no, pim slap would be back
in the hand. I guess you could back the hand it.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Because like, swatting at a fly never really looks cool.
When you hit the fly, eventually it's like smack, Like
that feels cool. But yeah, you didn't swat him. You
just smacked him. And then fly swatter. It's like, I
know you're you swat with it, but you you don't.
The the act of hitting the fly is not swatting it,
it's smacking it. It's such a good feeling too. Oh yeah,

(22:58):
when you get the fly, you're like and then remember
they invented the cheat code ones where it's just the
tennis racket. That's the electric one. You just.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
And then you just start shocking yourself.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, and then you're like, I wonder if I could
remember when we did a shot collar podcast and Robert
it was it every time we cussed or just when
Robert felt like that was just when I felt like it.
It was like around the horn. We didn't know how
the points worked. Robert just was like, no, I don't

(23:31):
like that answer.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Ow, that's talking taste.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah. I think we put it on like our wrists
and we just had like marks on our wrists for
a couple of days. Was it just a risk? I
thought we tried it on the neck beforehand and it
was not fun.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
And we were also like, probably not a good for
us to be shocking our vocal cords as we're talking.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, I think that was probably an overall good decision.
Should we do it again? Is that what happens to
the loser of Monck Dress. You have to grab a
cops gun and get shocked for a whole episode.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
You have to get tased while grabbing a cops gun.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
We're really putting whoever loses in hell.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
It's gonna be me. It's gonna be me.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
I just come in second place every fucking time. So far,
I'm gonna have like the least amount of third places
and I'm still gonna come in last.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Well, if you're not first, your last, so then about
two people are gonna have to grab a gun. Well no,
not really, because in your last last all right, well
you're a bitch. If you're not first, you're still last.
But you can be last last, you're a bitch. I
need this all the ties and nobody has to grab
a gun or we all have to grab starting to
get simultaneously.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Like I know, I have a.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Plan for it, but I'm worried my friends that our
cops won't let me do that. And then I'm just
gonna have grab a cops gun and I'm gonna get shot.
I'm starting to get serious anxiety about this.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Dude, just think of the podcast content. I got shot,
not cool, got shot by a cop trying to grab
his gun. Well might you grab his gun? The last
mock draft season? Are we gonna your honor? It was
all because of a bet.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
You'll be doing the fucking podcast remote from a cell.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
That'd be sick. You know that's a sell where you
you smuggled in a camera. It cann't be worse than
most of your week.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
I had to shove a webcam up my ass get
it into the prison.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, you got to get the guy that knows how
to get things. Key string. Yeah, I wouldn't know, but
but I'm sure that many films have touched that clusty
shawshank in South Park? In South Park? Yeah, all right?
What else did I have? Robes with pockets are a
little bit ambitious, aren't they. I couldn't disagree more. You're

(25:43):
already like as comfortable as possible. Why not give it pockets?

Speaker 3 (25:47):
You'll never use them. I'm never gonna put anything.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
That's the thing. It's like like you're wearing this around
the house, like you need pockets.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
But it's like everything's cozy except my hands are exposed.
Damn hands are cozy.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Do you guys have robes? I do not. No. I
have a kimono. I don't get to wear it a
lot now, but.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
I've got a Colombian like poncho thing that I wore
on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
I do remember that. Pat. Should I get an apron? Yes, yes,
I've been thinking about it recently, Just.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Like you need to get one of the joke ones
where it's like it's got the flap when you lift
it up, it's a wiener there.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
That's the apron that you need. I feel like Sam would.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Really like that, would you? Just for cooking? Yeah, just
for cooking, you should get one. It says kiss the cook.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Or what's cooking?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Good? Looking?

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Like you have to get a basic ass.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Apron or or one one of those where it's just
like a muscly dude. Yeah, hey Sam, She's like, oh.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Do they make tuxedo aprons?

Speaker 4 (26:49):
That would be the definitely do tuxedo apron would be
a good one for him.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Piano key necktie apron.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I was thinking I was about to say piano neck
ki as well. I mean there's lots of I wear
an apron sometimes when I cook. You're frying stuff, bro
that stuff gets everywhere.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Maybe one with gravy on it.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
A Williams sonoma one who was a wedding gift. Don't
remember who gave it to me, but thank you if
you're watching, not if you shop at William's cinema, you welcome.
Did you get it from me? I'll take the credit
though you don't remember.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Yes, you got to take pictures in it though. We
need a cute little modeling, Okay.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I just think that a robe with pockets is a
little bit ambitious where it's like, just hey, keep it simple.
You're throwing it on because you're not going anywhere.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
It's all about coziness. Man, Why are you trying to wait?

Speaker 1 (27:33):
What do you need to do? You need pockets for
to be cozy.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Because pockets are cozy. Dude, you're real poopy pants today.
I don't think so you're being You're being mister poop.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I just think that it is like a little all
over the top, like.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
You just don't know how to relax anymore.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Dude, I do know how. You're too anxious. I have.
I'm the only one on the pod with a robe.
I know. Relax Maybe the best.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
I just go naked, dude, Yeah that's right, but.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
It looks cool with robe. Guys. Robes always cool, they
always play.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
I do like throwing on the uh my packers onesie
every once in a while when it's cold.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Outside, yeah, or your cartman on or what's the.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Not not onesie? The one the blanket with the sleeves, snuggy, snuggy,
that's it.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Oh, the snuggy snuggies are good. That was a good idea.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
If only that snuggie had pockets. Now, now, that would
be cooking with gasoline.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
I don't know. I think I think robes just they
have one purpose. You don't need pockets for us.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
I think you're just overthinking coming.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
It might be. It might be I want to robes so.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Badly right now, honestly, Like if you had a robe
with pockets right now and I was able to put
it on, I think I'd fall asleep in the next
two minutes while we were doing the pocket if I
had pockets.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, what if it didn't have pockets, I bet you
wouldn't know. Like, if you're not used, you probably woudn't
even use the pockets. That's the whole point.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
It's like, I feel like I'd be too warm without
the pockets, and I know that doesn't make sense, but
I think having the hands exposed, like, oh, I can
feel how cool the air is now, I'm warm underneath it,
the pockets, hands are in the pockets, whole body gets
warm and goes in the shutdown mode. Okay, rope with
pockets would be like elite for a couch snap.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
I think just a robe in general, wuld probably be
great for a cash snap about golf. Golf is what's
needed for a couch. Yeah. About house shoes the other day,
I felt like that was like a very old man purchase. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
No, the shoes are all as soon as I get home,
no more shoes.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
They're not like fluffy slippers or anything. They're just like
regular like slips. And I was like, fuck, yeah, that's
a that's a dad purchase right there. I've wet house shoes. Yeah,
like some uh like some rubber broken stocks. Yeah, I
don't have any. We have like all hard wood now
or like tile and where our new place that we're in,
so like there's no carpet and it's like, ye sometimes

(29:55):
you feak get a little dirty. Yep, I just showered.
I just want to walk around some house shoes. That's
fair enough.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I'm just a dirt bag and don't care, but I do.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I want it is a cool move to like flip
your your house shoes off within I like that's it.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Usually I just keep my socks on, or I'll keep
my socks on for like two more hours after I
get home, just so I can be like, oh yeah,
now I take the socks off and it feels even better. Yeah,
oh yeah, I have one more level of comfort to
unlock the film.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
That's true, all right. I hate to do that.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
When I you know, I might take my socks off
for the car right home.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Do it? Treat yourself super comfort, a little treat. Oh
what do we got? Okay? If you if you had
to live in one store, which would you pick? And also,
I think we could power rank these. I'll go first.
If I had to live, you have to live in
any store? What are we doing? All right? We're power

(30:50):
ranking places that we would live in, stores that we
would live I mean, Walmart, you've got everything you need?
Well that's up there, all right, So power ranking stores
we'd live in. Five is home depot. I looked it up.
They sell TVs in some home depots. So you have
a TV, you can smell. Yeah, you could build anything
you wanted.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
You got a nice garden outside.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
There's a shower. I don't know if it works. Toilet,
I mean definitely not connected to anything, but not my problem.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
You can go camping outside in the planets.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
You find the pretty plants. Ri I would be four.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
I don't even know what that is.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
It's a camping place. Okay, so you got all the
camp and stuff.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
I don't know why you just didn't go Academy.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Academy would also be on the list, but ari I
would be there. Actually, Academy is not top ticks. The
exploring goods would be good, but ari I just because
like it's it's a camping story, so you could find
the camping food. You could live off of that too.
No TVs would be the downside. Walmart would be three
because they got everything there. You're good, and I mean

(31:57):
if you like mostly all these places have to have
TV's because I be able to couches. I get set
up an Xbox.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
The couch is like important because you need somewhere to sleep.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah, or at least like you can get caught if
you're at like a camping place. True. Two is Bass
Pro Shop. That would rock because I think they have
camping stuff there. If not, I'd eeping. One of the boats.
This is my houseboat. Yeah, it's my houseboat. Literally, I
didn't think. Okay, yeah, living on land in the houseboat.

(32:28):
And then bonus, if you get one of the cool
ones where they have the fishing tank that you're not
supposed to fish in, but like at night, I'm fishing
in that shit.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
What if you got to be the best pro shop pyramid.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
That would be I mean that that's a hotel, so
you would just have a room that's like the White House.
That is the department white House of departments. Yes, and
then number one is Target because Target's got camping stuff,
they got TVs, betting. You're less like it's and it closes,

(33:02):
so you'd have it to yourself at all times at
one point.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Well, Target probably should be it because of the bedding
and sleeping. The number one pet smart. I live with puppies,
but they.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Don't always get the puppies there night. You'd have lizards
and birds, snakes maybe, Oh no, I would.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
I would let them all out the front door and
only have the dogs, dogs and cats.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
You eat the lizards. I could probably.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Tastes like chicken.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, never had basically.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Dinosaur Yeah no.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
I mean, oh, where do you sleep in a pen
with eight puppies every night?

Speaker 1 (33:36):
We're really fluffy dogbed. I just get a big dogbed
and I get all of the dogs. I got weezier,
really cool dogbed, and I kind of want to lay
in it all the time. Like that looks sick.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Laying in a dog bed with a dog is an
elite experience.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
This is aue.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
It's like, this is your bed, but we're going to
share it except night. We're going to share my bed.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yep, like you gotta share two dog naps elite. But
if you get too comfy, then like my last dog
and Weezy, like Weezy sometimes won't sleep in my bed
because her bed's so comfy. I'm like, fuck, I'm gonna
downgrade your bed, then betrayal. You have to sleep. I
got this bed so comfy for you because I love you,

(34:15):
but I also want you to snuggle me at night.
You have a duty to do. M hm. He said,
so yeah, I would go like yours, but I'm gonna
put Target, bathro Walmart, ari I, and Home Depot.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
What store would you like to live in? Robert Best?

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Why I was gonna say Best, that would be good.
I would be kind of sick, Best Buy, Walmart, Target, Costco, Sam's,
think about Costco? Do Costco and Sam's because you have
beds you had because I was thinking mattress stores, like
I was like, what's the furniture store? Because they would

(34:58):
have TV sick, and they got popcorn, and I could
live on popcorn.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
And you just get to hang out with Mattress Mac.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
And isn't there a monkey there too? Doesn't have a monkey.
I don't know that'd be sick though, maybe you had
a monkey there one time. Matt just Mac walks over
and nudges you, like, hey, we need to sell this bed.
Get out of it. Okay, I'll go to the next one. Yeah,
or one of these comfortable couches where I can recline
and then watch the game. You know, Mattress Max got

(35:26):
cable and all those bad boys too.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
A dude an NFL Sunday from your pick of like
forty six. All right, the mojo sh I need to
change their difference.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yep. Oh fuck, all right, we get up a touchdown,
I'm gonna go over here. I'm gonna go.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Back Caeso in the King bed because somebody bring me
more popcorn. All right, yeah, popcorn over in the Queen
bed for the second quarter. That's one of the intrusive thought.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
That might just be it just because all the comfortable mattresses.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, well I've been.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
I've been every night you sleep in a brand new mattress.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yep, and then it's discounting for somebody else. So really
I'm helping other people because like somebody slept in this.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
You never get like your indentation, but.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
You also don't get to break it in sometimes that's
the best part about breaking in the bed is like
when you finally started to get your end takes. That's sure.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Yeah, sleeping in a different bed every night would actually suck.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
It would be cool get used to it.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure you could. You'd just find
your favorite bed quickly.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
The popcorn machine would be the biggest draw for me
for Gallery Franture, Like I've been thinking about buying a
popcorn machine for every night month.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
You just smell buttery popcorn as you're going to.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Sleep at the bar. I go to to watch soccer.
Next place. Shout out to next place. They're awesome. I've
been like five times. They lived closer to it than
ever before. Now I've been five times in the last
two weeks. But they have popcorn there, and I always
like get the food at the bar. But then like
I always am gonna scoop up one thing of popcorn
and a little little French fry tray, and I'm gonna
have some popcorn. Because it's popcorn. It rocks and it's

(36:52):
like no calories. Yeah, such a healthy even I like
put butter in all the salt on it.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I don't worry about butter and salt.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
It's fine. Can't out it's healthy.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
If the package says ten calories nothing afterwards a count,
that doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
That's the rules. If I buy the popcorn machine, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
The first time you had to clean it, you'd be like.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Right, yeah, somebody would have to clean it. And that's
the problem because I wouldn't want to clean it. But like,
that's one of those ones you have to yours. If
it's yours, you just like keep it going.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
You go to your wife, you're like, listen, I'm thinking
about buying a popcorn machine.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
But are you willing to be the one to clean it?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah, I mean they're not.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
I will get us popcorn. You have to do all
the responsibilities of it.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Though they're not that expensive, they're not.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
It's just let's be real. If you buy it, you're
gonna use it for a week and then never use
it again.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Like you'll use it once one hundred and nineteen dollars,
and that's not including all the stuff you gotta get
with it.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Oh god, no, just picturing buttery popcorn.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
I can smell it. I mean you can get the
lesser one that is seventy three dollars. It's the nostalgia
popcorn machine.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Six hundred dollars on like a good movie quality one.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Because then like there's like the hot air popcorn ones.
It's like, that's kind of like I don't want to
that's that's half ass in it. I'm gonna go. I
want a cart that I wheel in or nothing.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
You know I want It's probably gonna be nothing.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Then I want that to be like when people walk
into like Alex has a popcorn machine like that, that'll
be like an attraction.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Hey, Amma, I bought a popcorn machine. It's gonna take
up half of the jury. Way, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Sorry. Our daughter no longer has a play place in
the living room, but we got a popcorn machine. She
has popcorn. She doesn't have teeth yet, but when she does,
uh okay, no teeth or kernels will get stuck behind then.
And also think of how much cheaper it is about
popcorn than baby food. That's damn good point.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Yeah, great, Yeah, popcorn and titty milk, that's all you need.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Sounds like a like a punk album for babies. Sounds
like yeah, I a blink wa ay too soon? All right?
So those are those were places we live and then
I also want a popcorn machine. Moving on, Robert, why
don't you tell Everyboddy about the Houston Clothing Swap because
I have been. I've told you all for weeks. I've

(39:18):
got all this, this awesome, awesome swag I've got ready
to give and donate to it. The Houston Clothing Swap.
Sam is in uh she's one of the people in
charge of it, but we're all looking forward to that. Yeah.
Houston Clothing Swap is this month, April twenty seventh, at
the Sunday from noon to four. Basically, how it works

(39:39):
is you have your lightly used clothing or you don't
wear anymore, doesn't fit you, maybe gained some weight, maybe
you've lost some weight. You can bring it into the swap.
We're asking for a ten dollars donation and you can
swap it out with other clothes of people bring like
and these events have hundreds of people. Hundreds of people
bring clothes a lot. You always some one always leads

(40:00):
with something. Our first one was last April, and people
kept going back and forth to the cars. They would like,
grab a handful of the clothes and put in bags,
take it as a car to come back, grab more
like it's now you're not you pay the ten dollars
ten dollars donations and then hey, I like this shirt.
It's mine now. Yeah, okay, here are these pants that

(40:22):
I don't want, you know what, I'm gonna set them here.
I'm gonna leave him here. It's just whatever you want.
You're you've been tired of a shirt you got, but
somebody else might love it. Great idea. Yeah we got
It's like free shopping for ten dollars ten dollars and
you get unlimited clothes. You can bring unlimited clothes. It's
you know, shirts, pants, women's skirts, jerseys, shoes, all sorts

(40:48):
of accessories that are going to be there. And it's
not just the clothing stuff. There's also vendors that are there,
like some household goods vendors, some food vendors. There's other
like things that are going to be there as well.
And it's gonna be a good time. It's April twenty seventh,
from toe to four at twenty two oh six Edward Street,
Sweet Bee. It's uh swy yards like the silos. Okay,

(41:12):
if you're familiar with that area, like around the heights.
It's be a good time. And it's at Euston Clothing Swap.
You can give them a follow on social stagram on
on Instagram and I see they do a bunch of
great promo for it. They'll tell you what you like.
I saw not not to bring stuff with holes in it,
not bring stuff that's stained, no underwear, nothing like that. Yeah,
don't be weird, don't bring under what they got. It's

(41:33):
it's pretty like like any like an idiot like me.
They're like, do bring these things, don't bring these things,
don't bring clothing racks. We got this, and then they
donate everything that is left over that nobody takes. So
it's not like if you if you donate a bunch
of clothes, don't feel like you're just dumping clothes because
people either take it or it'll get donated. And it's
a way to help out with some sustainable clothes instead

(41:55):
of buying new clothes and wasting stuff that's gonna end
up in a landfill. Now, you're helping out other people exactly.
Like so many clothes end up in the land filled.
There are so many clothes already. You're gonna find some
good clothes there. April twenty seventh. I'm gonna try and
be out there, buddy, Hope you can make it all
right at Houston Clothing Swop on Instagram. They're gonna be

(42:16):
the official sponsor of the Comeback Kids segment this week.
It's the comeback Kid, Comeback Kid of the Week, the
comeback Kid of the week, bitch all right. Our first
comeback kid this week is Wolves because they're bringing they're

(42:41):
brand dire Wolves. Why why, why why? I'm glad that
you're on this side.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Hey, let's reintroduce an apex predator.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
This is it's like literally Jurassic Park and they made
like seven movies about why this is a bad idea.
And then I saw somebody was like, well, you know
they can do this Wolloie mammoth too. I was like, no, don't.
And Jurassic Park they didn't have AI. They got AI.
And if you don't think some fucking nerd was like,
what if what if we put AI brains in them?

(43:08):
Then like we'll cool wrong? With that, like the nine
foot wolf that could just turn on us and then
kill us.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
All I feel like there was just one basic white
woman who was a geneticist. It was like, I'm gonna
make tire.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Walls Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones did it because.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
They didn't even name it ghost.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
That's right there. I didn't watch Game of Thrones except
for the first episode. And I'm a big team brand guy,
but you guys know that. But yeah, Brandon broken, he's
my dude. But I saw the videos of the puppies
today and they were really cute, and I was like,
you're so cute, but but I'm not gonna fall for it,

(43:46):
because that's what Jurassic Park. Remember when they had the
little leg. You're like, oh, it's a little baby. Little
baby dies, so look cute that is. No, it's a
fucking veloscrapter. He's gonna try and kill you, and he's
gonna try and open the little fucking kitchen door and
the kid's almost gonna die.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Next they're gonna go say or two time. If you're
gonna do it, do it with the harmlet bring back
the Dodo bird. All I heard was how stupid these
birds are and they look cool as shit. I would
like to see them.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Do, but don't, like you're trying to tell me that,
like this is nature we can.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Have we can have turkeys running around, but we can't
like reintroduce the Dodo.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
We don't need to. But the Dodo would be cool,
We don't need to.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Like, that's it.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
If you're gonna reintroduce animals that are extinct, do non
vicious ones, no predators.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
So they like mixed a gray wolf's jeans and they
found like fossilized DNA from a like a dire wolf
that I think was like thousands of years ago, Like
they fossilized remains of it, and they took that DNA
and then mixed it with a dire wolves DNA or
with a gray wolves DNA, because like a modern day

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gray wolf still has like ninety eight or ninety nine
percent of the genealogy that dire wolves did. They just
aren't nine feet tall or nine feet wide and or
nine feet long, I don't know what of those. And
they like mutated the gene with science and ship did
a bunch of nerd ship to it, and then we're
like boom, let's make these dire wolves and now they
got two.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
So now you're you brought back?

Speaker 4 (45:13):
I said, the Apex better, I don't know its apex better?
A giant predator out of its time era, and you're
gonna keep it in captivity?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
What the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Or or just gonna get mad?

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Or like I know they reintroduced wolves to the Yellowstone?
Are they just gonna let them free in the Yellowstone
to help take out the other populations that they need to?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Like, what's the plan here?

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Well?

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Are they just gonna give it to some white woman
in San Diego?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Big here, here's your white woman. Sandie is probably gonna
get her own. But I did see and it made
a little bit more sense that these were created in Dallas.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Fucking Dallas.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
It's like, I mean they Kendell's just stop sucking apparently
not like when when are we gonna stop?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Like, let's keep it in captivity? Oh like they did
with the abdominant Rex and Jurassic Park? Yeah, how'd that go?
They did with the t Rex? How'd that work out?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
In every piece of Jurassic Park.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Every single movie where it was like, oh it turns
out bad, idea, what if we did it again? But
it's a little bit said, no, don't fuck can you
believe the dinosaur's gone out again? Well, electric fences, it
turns out they can turn off.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
I don't want anyone to get mauled.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Somebody's gonna get mauled, but kinda just to be like, well,
you know what, what did you think it was gonna happen? Yeah,
w oh no to the die wolf that was a
fucking predator. Kill you because you fucking made one when
you didn't have to make one. It's a bad idea.
And I thought you would be all for this. No,
I honestly like Pat's gonna be very pro dire wol.
What if they have delicious meat though, don't Nope, doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
I mean I don't want to eat it. It doesn't
matter cloned meat for you, Like, what if it's delicious, But.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Like they've been doing that with like our system, this
will just be another way they can poison us. I
just I just can't bring myself to figure out why
we shouldn't be doing this, Like Game.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Of Throne, hysteria, it's gone. If you had done this
ten years ago, okay, maybe still back then, I would
have been like, this is.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Stupid, don't do it. It was gone for a reason.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Stop bringing back preasure.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
We don't need to do this.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
We don't need more predators. We're at the top of
the food chain. Why are we tempting to stay there?
Let's stay there.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
And then they're going like it's gonna be a fucking
remember when they were like the Boston Dynamics dogs. That's fine,
they won't ever do anything very bad. And it's like, well, also,
what if we put a flamethrower on We're like, why
would you put a flame throw on that? I can
do parkour and it has a machine gun attached to it,
and now it's got a brain in it too, and
it can think for itself, Like what could go wrong?
It could burn us all. Now now it has a gun,

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I don't know. Stop doing that shit. Chill the fuck out.
We need Like, let's let these fucking die wolves. They're
very cute, I say, we let them get a little
bit older so they're less cute, and then we walk
them down Daily Plaza again, like we know what happens there.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
You know, let's just send them to the Cincinnati Zoo. Yeah,
that's where they belong.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
So once they start like Cincinnati zoos, they get a
little too big, toss a child in there.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
I'm sure they got an exhibit that's open. I just
I do kind of want to see how big they get.
I don't, but that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
If they don't get to full size, I'll be like, well,
you see, you fucked it up. You gave it an
inferior gray wolf to deal.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
With, like a liger. When they made one, it was like, okay,
that was kind of cool, but we already have lions
and tigers. This wasn't already a thing that went away.
And then we're like, hey, it's like all right, I
get like it's like making dogs, you know, like it's making.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
It's more so like making a what is it a mule?

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Yeah? This is a donkey and a horse.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Actually yah, now that I think about, is a mule
the only acceptable hybrid because like even the liger, you're like, okay,
that's cool, but like, why are you making a bigger cat,
Like you're creating this just to put it in captivity.
You're making a giant, ten foot long animal and then
caging it. I feel like I'm getting real peda on this.

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The animals, but also but mules. It's just like I
don't know, dude, we carry shit and we're chill.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
That guy's just he's just a workhorse, literally, but work mules.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Sometimes they smoke the gars and cartoons.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
That's true, which is cool, but yeah, this is a
bad thing. We need to stop it. It's going to
end up poorly.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Like Jeff Goldblum should just his job should be just
once a month he goes to every genetic researching thing
and break out what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
And he just goes, no, he give me those give
me those jeans and just throws them on the floor.
He's a stop. Oh oh it's got five inch long talents. Nope, broken,
do not do that. Don't do that ever again. Stupid
science nerds. Yeah, I mean this is why this is
what happens. To give the nerds too much power. This
is why we don't learn things.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
That's why we got to bring back bullying. Yeah, nerds
have too much confidence.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
And now like they're like, well, we'll just stick the
dire wolves on them. That's what they're doing. That's what
they're doing now. It's a problem. But yeah, wolves are back, unfortunately,
and I don't like it at all. Also back this
week is Alex Ovechkin. He broke Wayne Gretzky's goal scoring

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record eight hundred and ninety five sous now that he
has scored. I watched it live on an iPad, not
in person, but it was sick. And it's also funny
that he just looks like the most Russian persion of
all time.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Yeah, just like white Beard receiving hairline.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
He's got a gut and he's like, I'm still just
going to stand in the same spot that I've been
standing for twenty.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Years to stop it, Banta make a dance.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
It was perfect.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Yeah, of course, you know he scored it from his
office slightly over but yeah, on a power play.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
He's just he's fucking incredible.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
And then they stopped the game for like an entire
period's worth, where it's like, just that could have been
at the end of the game.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
I mean, like, okay, you're allowed to he broke the
all time goal record. It was an unbreakable record. He
broke it, but come on, keep it moving.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
And then they restarted the game and the Islanders immediately scored.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Bet he had the best goal celebration and just the
dive and slide.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
But it was I don't know, and then I saw
ESPN the other day. We were like, all right, Alex Avechkin,
Wayne Gretzky's thing really cool, all right, who's better Jordan
or Lebron? And I was like, did they they turned
Alex Avechkin breaking Wayne Gretzky's record into a Jordan versus
Lebron debate? On first take it, it's.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Like they've completely run out of ideas.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Hey, the Rockets just beat the Warriors and the Thunder
and like two out of three nights, why don't we
talk about that?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Nah?

Speaker 4 (51:57):
And then you had all the poopy pantss online that
wanted to be you know, well he supports Putin. It's like,
I don't know, man, he's Russian.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Yeah, the Russian guys.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
And also if he did it support Putin, his family
probably all dies.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
So what I did think was funny was the combo
of it was a Russian guy. The capitals are the
Washington Capitals, and their sponsor on their jersey is TikTok,
just like the Chinese company. It's like, all right, just guys,
you guys hit all the little checks rushing Chinese company

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that is spy where that Washington wants to shut down
because they think it's a national security threat. But the
Russian guy Putin's boy did that wearing the TikTok thing
for Washington, DC, for the capitals. That's wearing an American eagle.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Just add like a young Yang fucking sticker on there.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Something. I don't know. That was, Like I didn't realize
that TikTok was the Jersey sponsor for Washington until Sunday.
But that's funny, Like that was an app that was
literally banned at one point, and like they were probably
still wearing the dress.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
I got, like what seventy days left.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Yeah, they pushed the band.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
They're totally not going to just keep pushing it and
it's never gonna go away.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Now that's brilliant, though, Nice I saved dick tuk. No,
you just pushed it back saying saved it again, Say hey,
guess what saved it?

Speaker 3 (53:22):
You wanted it, I got it for you.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Yeah, but you took it away, but you didn't really
save it. Nothing got worked out, saved it. Shut your
hohoor mouthlick. Joe Baden could never he can't even say TikTok.
He calls it talking, he tick. He doesn't even he
doesn't even never even heard of an app. All right,
I'm sorry those they progressively got worse as we were.
We did.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
That's kind of like they were bad to begin with.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
They weren't good at all.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
But on the plus side, they didn't somehow become Irish,
which I feel like most of our somehow turn irish
at some points.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
A maker dance. I need to work on an Irish trump. Yeah,
there you go, give us that.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Next week, creamy fucking pints.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I tab of the morning.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
All right, let's fucking move on.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Golf is back. This is one of the weeks every
year where people care about golf. Hello friends, Hello everyone.
We're gonna have a sad gym nance because you have
aged loss. Yeah, because you of age loss. Great. I was.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
I wanted to be so happy for him. Think it
was great watching him be happy and coach KB sad.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yeah after that.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Game and then stupid Florida.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Sports are stupid. But yeah, we're not talking about that.
We're talking about golf. But briefly though, I would like
to point out that everybody in the Beer Sports whatever
bracket challenge. I got eight, not in the money, but
no one in the gravy gang beat me. So ha,
I literally when I was telling you to sign up,
I was like, sign up so you can lose me

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in the bracket challenge delivered the King of the Brackets.
I didn't win, but I got eighth and I was
higher than all the other gravy gangs.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
You won the gravy portion.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Yeah, that's really what I was going for. I didn't
want to win. You covered the spread, but I liked
the like, oh, man, can you believe like my daughter
had like a really like I had like three of
the final four teams, Like, well, yeah, I was. There
were one seeds, so your daughter picked the best teams
to go to the end. I looked I had three

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out of four one seeds too, but like I wasn't like,
holy fuck, you can you believe I accurately predicted this?
It was like, no, dude, you picked one seeds.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
So I slept in and forgot to get mine into
the Beer Sports whatever one. But I just had my
basic Yahoo one and I looked it up today, it's like, oh,
one hundred and ninety eight thousandth I was like, oh,
but it was of six hundred and twenty, so I
was top third.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
I was like, I'll take that. Yeah. When this shows
you the percentalit and I was like, ooh, ninety six
percent time.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
I was like, oh, top third, that's very good for me.
When I was literally just picking.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Just guessing. But again, favorites all made it to the
final four.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
So it's like the one year I didn't pick all four.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
One season I always do the like chalk crazy, and
then the year.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
When they said everything should be chocky was the one
year when I would filling out my bracket.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
I was like, but every year they say that, change
talk a little bit. That's why it's madness. But golf
is back. The Masters is this week, and I would
like to share with you some betting advice from my father,
Mark Middleton. He texted me the other day it was like, hey,
if you put any bets in on the Masters. I
was like, well, not yet, take a week away and

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he was like, well, hey, if you wanted to, I
got some bets for you. I was like, all right.
He says Justin Thomas to win the Masters, So I picked.
I put some money on Justin Thomas at plus twenty
two hundred, and then Phil Mickelson. He says, because Phil's
won it before. So like even though he's old, he
still knows the course. My Dad's like, just throw a

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little bit on Phil Michelson, Sprinkle a little something on Phil.
We'll see if full left he can get done. Plus
fifteen thousand, five dollars pay seven fifty. And then he
just told me today he was like, I got another one?
What more to throw on for masters Joaquin Neeman. I
don't know what the odds are on that yet. I

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will place that bed immediately after that. But my dad
has never given me betting advice before. So when, like
your dad gives you betting advice, you take it.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
That's such a great bonding experience.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
My DA's not a degenerate gambler by any means. He
like he and his buddy do like they for a
dinner every year they do Monday night football picks. And
he'll call me and be like, who you got Monday
night football? What's the spread? I'bout ah? You know, take
Titans plus eight or whatever. And then he calls his
buddy and he's like, hey, got Titans plus eight. And
then if you are right that week, then the next

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the other person has to pick the next week, and
they've done it for like my entire life that I remember,
and then they just got to buy each other at
dinner when they see each other at the end of
the year, Like that's cool. That's just like a guy's
being dudes thing where it's like all right, yeah, like
like it's a way to stay in contact with my friend.
That was before social media. So I would call David

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and I'm gonna I'm gonna tell David did my pick
for tonight? All right, hey hope, ells well cool, all right,
hang up. And then next week David'll be like, all right,
I got a I got Giants minus three. And then
he's like, okay, cool, And that's every week for the
entire regular season in the NFL. He's like, okay, well,
I'm up two on him. I can close him out today.

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And he does that and he's all right, he owes
me a stake dinner, Like, I fucking love that. Dad's rock.
My dad wouldn't, like, I bet The last thing my
dad bet on was probably like maybe like fifteen years ago,
being at a Super Bowl party and picking squares. Yeah,
my dad, that's probably Dad.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Like he'll my parents will go to casinos. I remember
the last time they went my dad. I was like, oh, so, uh,
you know, what are you gonna play?

Speaker 1 (58:55):
He's like, I don't. He's like, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Well, your mother loses enough money for both of us.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
I'm not fucking like he'll go to literally just sit
there and watch my mom lose money on the table.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
That's but but for him that's fun.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Good, this is giving me something to fuck with her about.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
You're you're in the arena.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
God, damn it, worry you don't hit on eight?

Speaker 1 (59:15):
What are you doing? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Like, I bet, I bet.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Playing blackshac next to my mom is the most unbearable
experience in the world. She's just constantly hitting and taking
your car hit hit hit. Then they just keep fitting
feeding her more drinks. She plays worse.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
I actually I don't know how my dad does it. Yeah,
because he lives to get angry at my mom. It's
like his favorite sport. That's like, so I'll never get
that gambling bonding experience with my father. But I'm happy
that you're dressed very golf today, Like.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
You look like wet pants on and I guess good quarters.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
And the hat and white shoes, hats, it's a very
golf looking attire. Black pants and nice quarter zip.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Yeah. I've never like bought a quarter zip before. My
sister in law got me this bleep Lululemon. Fucking never
owned a little Lemon piece of clothing in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
It looks insane.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
I feel it, just feel it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Feel it now. Imagine if that thing had pockets.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
So comfortable, dude, it's so comfortable like I felt like
it was. I saw was a little chilly. Today it's like,
oh fuck you, I could to wear the c zip.
Hell yeah. So, but golf is back and also Masters,
I guess they started Thursday, and also the we are
recording early because the Rod Ryan Show Texas Adaptive Aquatics

(01:00:39):
Golf Tournament is going down on Wednesday, and our good
buddy Bro Brad has once again sponsored the Gravy Hole.
What Bro, that's what you call him, Bro Brad, Bro
real Bro. Love that guy, and the Gravy Hole is
going to be out there again and we're gonna be
partying on a golf course, which is like, it's a
golf tournament where people do play golf, but really it's

(01:01:00):
just like a party. It happens to be on a
golf course and then people also play golf around it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
I got a plan next one I gotta come to
I haven't been and what it feels probably like two years.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Now since we got some burned so we didn't have
a tent. Everybody else had tents and we're like, oh,
we should We should have probably made sure so we
had ten.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
But it's a great time. Get out there, give it
to charity.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
It's could be a lot of fun. If you're listening
to this now, you probably either already have major plans
to be there or it's sold out. So I don't know.
Gravy Hole though, and remember one year we had biscuits
and gravy the business and gravy shots. Biskets and gravy shots.
That was cool, got a little warm during the day
later on of the day, but the idea was great.

(01:01:42):
Execution was lacking, but the idea was good initially for
like the solid two hours, it was solid. Everyone was
loving it. Yeah, wait, biscuits and gravy Yeah, dude, just
dip a little baby business shot. It rocked, so they're
boozing it. No, dude, it's gravy chill out. But yeah,
so shout to bro Brad and the Gravy Hole Golf

(01:02:02):
very much back. I'm not going to swing a club
at all, but golf's back, and then we get to
do our favor I could do. My favorite thing is
just you're gonna love that every tee off anytime. Maybe
you're gonna love that they shanked it into the woods.
You're gonna love it though.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
I saw it land.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
It's a good lie, dude. I think you had a
little backspin on it might have come back a little bit.
I think you're sitting pretty. I watched it go on
the water skipped. You're gonna love that water hole. Yeah,
because people are like okay, all right, or they're like,
fuck that guy. You decide how you want to take that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
It's always fun seeing the guy's getting very angry at
like a charity golf scramble, and it's like, dude, it's
fucking eleven o'clock on a Wednesday and you're out playing golf.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Shut up and enjoy the day. The winning team's gonna
lie about their score anyways. That's true. Oh you guys
got a fifty five?

Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
How I think tomorrow is like the last like really
pretty day before it starts getting back up in.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
The eighties too. Huh. Perfect day for golf, perfect day
for fixed day for golf. I'm gonna be jealous all day.
Send me updates. I'll send you some updates. Shout out
to golf for being back.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Which also means shout out Dad Naps in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Dad Naps, don't love that you're gonna You're gonna do
such a hard early Sunday. Absolutely will, Absolutely will. All right,
we're not used as to come back, kid. But the
stock market crash and a bunch of people were talking
about that. I don't have money, so I don't know
how to invest in stocks, but I it's a very

(01:03:38):
confusing thing and I don't really understand it. So I
tossed this out to you guys yesterday. I was like, Hey,
what if we did a mock draft of stuff we
don't understand? And you guys both seem like you were
down for it, and it could kind of go a
bunch of different ways. Uh, So this week we're doing
a mock draft of things we don't understand. Uh maybe
other people understand it. We personally do not understand these things.

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Recapping last week's mock draft of one Hit Wonders, which
I thought was a very fun mock draft. We got
a lot of fun engagement with that I won. I
had fifty three percent of the vote, Pat was in
the second place with thirty five percent, and Robert bringing
up the rear at twelve percent of the vote. So
on the season, Robert and I are tied for the

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lead with three wins apiece. Pat has one. We have
three four more of these, and we have three or
four of these left. Three left, so Pat could win
out and get it done. Loser has to either raise chickens,
buy and raise chickens where they live, or they have

(01:04:47):
to try and grab a cops gun.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
So I'm having to buy a fucking chicken simulator.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
The steaks gotta be real chickens. Steaks have never been
higher this mock draft season. But this is the mock
draft of things we don't understand. Let me set myself
up ready to go to type out everything. We may
have to specify how we're gonna put him on the
graphic so everybody can vote. But Robert, all right, So

(01:05:15):
it's a it's a snake draft, so it's gonna go Robert,
Pat me me Pat Robert. Robert, pat me me Pat Robert.
That's how snake drafts work Robert one one in the
mock draft of things we don't understand. I'm gonna go
with electricity.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Yeah, really good, love it, absolutely zero concept of how.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
It Yeah, like we found it with like a key
shock guy. Why is that giving light? I don't understand? Perfect.
That's a great pick, great pick.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
All right, let me go basic guy comedy here women
all all right? Yeah, who didn't see that one coming?

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
I had that on the list. I didn't think I
was gonna take it, but I figured Pat would definitely
have that on it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Yeah, that was the most predictable pick of all.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Yeah, do you now on the graphic, do you want
a specific woman on there? Just just I'll put the
female bathroom logo.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Maybe even you could even put like a picture of
like a male comedian, just going like, yeah, the female
bathroom logo is probably pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
But yeah, just women. I don't fucking get you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
You girls, you girls. That's a good one. That's good.
I'm gonna go with stocks because that's very hot right
now people are talking about it like, I don't know
what any of that means. I do not know what
that means. I'm gonna go Stocks. And then on the
way back in this. With my second pick, I'm going
to go with microwaves. I don't know how list that's

(01:06:55):
a great How do I put this cold thing in
there for two minutes and then I take it out
and it's hot? I don't, well, there's the way. I
don't know. How do the waves do that? That makes
no sense? Microwaves?

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
All right, this one is very similar to your stocks, bitcoin,
YEP or crypto. No fucking people like it's it's made
believe money. It doesn't make sense. I was like, that's
the same thing as fucking sucks to me. It's all
makes believe money. Yeah, I understand any of it, and
it scares me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Sure just what you get on Like tit coin was
trending today on X Remember a cover rocket was that
a coin? Rocket was a coin for It's like I
kind of want to invest in something that's got that name,
but like sounds like a trap, Like I don't why
how much do I invest? I don't like, you have
a wallet, you got this thing and you can do that. Like,
I also have a wallet. It's in my pocket. And

(01:07:43):
when you're like, like how much money do you have?
I pull out that money and I say this is
how much money I have? Not fuck, I don't remember
the password to my wallet online. Yeah, so m ding
dong coin, you get that bitcoin? Good pick? All right, Robert,
all right, so you went stocks. He did bitcoin. I'm

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gonna do math. Math was also high on my list. Like,
I know they teach it, but they don't really like
I understand. I understand the idea of man, the idea
of how it works.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
But you start throwing too many print of the season
ship at me and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Just like, like, just get the fuck out of my face.
Sin is a religious thing, not a math thing. How
did that get sign sign co signs? I don't even
know how to boo sign. I don't know. It's one
of those s. It's a bitcoin sign coin.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
It's like a gift jift thing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
We have to go. Yeah, it's absolutely where it is.
All right, you got another one on the way back. Yeah,
I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with. Why Ted
Cruz keeps showing up to championship games. I guess you
could just write it as if he was there, Ted
Cruise sports curse.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
We gotta get him out of Congress.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
Can Fox News just throw a fucking fat bag at
him because yeah, when he's representing the state, it's not
going well for us.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Fuck, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
I think we just put why Ted Cruz keep showing
up the championship games. That's a really funny answer, and
that's gonna get you some votes for sure. That's when
I saw him. I was like, Fuck, they're winning what today?

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
What are you doing? Somebody's gonna read it and be
like fucking Laby, Like, no, they don't understand. We lose
every game. He shows up to every fucking game.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
The Astros won buth when he wasn't there, right, but
even though he if even if he was there, it's
like you've been to a hundred of them, you're bound
to They're bound to win.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
At this point, you just have to accept that your
Drake and your bad luck just stop.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Yeah, don't go. You can talk. You can talk about it,
tweet about him. That's it, dawtrom home, all right, back
to you, Pat.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Kind of surprise, this one's still here. Very similar to
our other financial ones.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Taxes, taxes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
You know how much I owe you, but you won't
tell me. And if I give you the wrong amount,
I go to jail. What the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Well, luckily it's not. It's not an Olympic year. I
don't have to pay them. But but like regular, no clue.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Instead, I gotta pay taxes.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
No clue what it is? Yeah, taxes. Okay, I'm gonna
go with. I have so many, I have so many
A pick here is there's a bunch like waves ones
I'm gonna go with. Fuck, I'm gonna finish this every No,

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I'm trying to wind. Wind.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Wind is a great one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Don't understand wind? Why does it blow this way? Why
is it going that way? How is it? How is
it just not windy sometimes? How is it always? Like? How?
What is that? Why? What makes it windy? This wind?
Just airwaves? It is air? So I have airwaves and
microwaves really cleaning up on the waves. And the last
one I'm gonna go with is the rules to craps,

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like I do not understand. Like craps looks like the
funnest game at any casino. I could not say, to
save my life, I could not explain the rules like
pass line. I know that's the thing, but like when
you watch people playing craps, they're the people having the
most fun.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
So much fun.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
The rules to craps, they do not understand.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
I did not either.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
When we went to Vegas a couple of years ago
from my buddies bachelor party, his dad like it, loves
craps so like a suit. I remember the first thing
we did when we got there, he showed us all
how to play craps.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
That's all we played like all weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
I forgot it all.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
I do remember when it seems.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Like it just seems like they're making it up as
they're going.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
See that's the thing. When when it was explained to
was like, Okay, now this all makes sense. Before when
you watch on TV, it's just throwing dice and crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Everywhere was a cane they use to pull the dice.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
Like I said, I have once again forgotten the rules ride,
but like, yeah, it's so it's so cool when you
get it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
It's absolutely electric to watch peop because yeah, and everybody's
kind of rooting for everybody else. You're all on the
same team a little bit. Do not for the life
of me, I understand. Very cool, and I've looked it
up many times. Don't understand it all? Right back to you, Pat,
There's just so many there's gonna be so many funny

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honorable mentions.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
A god damn it, all right? You know, how the
fuck do we predict the weather? I understand there's a
Doppler radar and all day it's magic. That doesn't make
sense to me.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
How people predict the weather.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
We know rain is coming in eight days, the rain
hasn't even formed yet.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Yeah, like you just talked to the you call cloud.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Meteorology, no fucking sense. Don't get it. Don't want to
get it either.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Do you have meteorology or how people predict the weather?

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Probably how people predict because I think there's a lot
of dumb people like us that won't get.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
The meteorology out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
That was what I got to really spell it up.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
If they understood it, they would call it meteorology. These
are people that don't understand. Why is you talking about
meteors man? We could have taken one hundred thousand other ones.
We could just run it back next week too, But Robert,
wrap it up, all right? My last one. I also
have a couple that I'm stuck between. The one I
really want to say. I feel like the voters wouldn't

(01:13:13):
give me that one. They would like see it and
be like, no, I'm not gonna vote somewhere else. So
I'm gonna go with this is what you don't understand
though I do understand it. Though, okay, I do understand it.
You'll see arplements. All right. I'm gonna go with bad drivers,
great one.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
I don't I say it all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
I don't get like, what do you what are you doing? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
And driving is easy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Just don't do that thing you're doing. It's slowing everyone down.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Yesterday, in forty five two lanes, bolt drivers going fucking
thirty five side by side.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
I wanted to merge, like, what are you doing? What?
How do you get that bad? It makes no sense? Yeah,
that's a great pick, Honestly, great picks all around, no matter.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
I feel like bad drivers just supply to literally everything
we ever talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Here kind of does. Great picks all around everyone. Let's
let's recap what we had. I'll put the graphic out.
Graphics gonna go out about three o'clock on Thursday, so
we'll give you an extra couple an extra day or so,
or do we do you wanna get crazy with it?
Put the graphic out on Wednesday? Wednesday? Do you have

(01:14:22):
time for Wednesday. Let's do it on Thursday. We'll keep it.
We'll keep it the same. Graphic goes up at three
o'clock on Thursday. It'll stay up from three o'clock Thursday
till five o'clock Friday, three o'clock ish Thursday to five
o'clock Friday, and then we will accept the wind the

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results from from X at past grade pot on X.
That is how you vote. We'll also post it to
Instagram and Facebook and you can weigh in there, but
make sure to go to X to vote. That is
how we decided to winner. All right, the mock draft
of things we don't understand. Robert had electricity math, why
Ted Cruise keeps showing up the championship games and bad drivers,

(01:15:04):
Pat had women, bitcoin taxes and how people predict the weather.
Fucking great, all these are great. I had stocks, microwaves,
wind and the rules to craps all. I think. I
don't know. This is a wide open one. I have
no idea who is going to win this one. I
think Robert if I had, if I had to pick,

(01:15:26):
I think the Ted Cruise one might put Rober at
the top. Yeah, that's really good. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
I feel like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Women's gonna play hard women.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
You're right, Like every dad with sunglasses in their profile
pick is women.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Hell yeah, brother, Yeah, I've been I've been one and
that for years. I got three daughters. I don't understand
damn one of them. All Right, now for the fun part.
Honorable mentions black holes? What what is that? What?

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Cars?

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Cars? I yet cars, had to fix a car? Nothing
I put on them. I almost I almost have said
engines as that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Just because it's like, yeah, what definitely a convert dead
dead fucking dinosaurs into me going eighty.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Makes no sense? Don't get it how a needle makes
a record play music?

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
Yeah, while we were talking earlier, Bees, I don't understand
how a thing that all can hurt so bad and
keep the world going. Yeah, but also it fucking like
keeps the world open. Right, Yeah, nothing about bees makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
The other one that I was gonna go with but
only because I thought I was gonna go glitteris but
only because glitterist is only because I wanted the South
Park goes along with it. That would have been a
great one. That's that's been the female orgasm plaguing us
for years. Wi Fi, I mean I have shitty WiFi

(01:16:43):
at my house. I've already had the dude there a
couple of times to try and fix it. Still won't work.
But like I do not understand for the life of me,
how like Robert and I are not plugged into anything
besides just like a regular outlet that's got power. But like,
how are we getting internet?

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
How basketball players miss free throws? It's literally like your
it's your job.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
How dned this all day? How underwater tunnels are built?
How do you get the water out?

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
How Bigfoot keeps hiding?

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
That's good, that's good. I wanted it, Like this is
the one that I was really going back and forth
with with the rules to crabs and wind. But cameras,
like how cameras work? I know that camera phone like
like phones now are different, But like the first guy
that was like, what if I put this dust in
this thing and then you stay in front of me,

(01:17:33):
Like how did it? How did it make the picture? How?
What really? Just like it's like, how did that draw?
What you really saw?

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
Any phone call that's not made from a landline, this
is plugged into cell phones? Yeah, this is plugged into nothing.
But you could talk to anywhere in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
I can hear somebody's voice in China clearly.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Yeah, that doesn't make it quickly, That's yeah, that's that's
a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
I also have politicians your entire existence, Why you would
want that job, why you would say you're in it
to help people, and then why you just act like
a piece of shit for your entire career, almost universally.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
How computers work, baffling tides here was a big one
for me.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
It felt me, and so I didn't want to put
it on there, but I did just Sobriety. I don't
understand not getting sucked up.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Okay, I think that some people might.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
I understand that some people they need it because they
have a problem and everything. So people like Robert just
like nah, I just never had the urge. None of
it makes sense to me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
How a gas pump knows your tank is full. How
booze is made?

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Yeah, like I understand there's but still, how do I
just ferment corn and then I get a delicious eight
year old?

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Yeah, vegetables and now I got booze.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
If we turned vegetables into whisty, that's the most amazing
thing in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Magic fashion art, Yeah, how art can be so expensive,
like like why is a money?

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Why is a painting of a campbell soup can worth
so much?

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Yeah? And then like the guy just paid one hundred
Campbell's soup cans and that's like a billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
How people still think the world is flat?

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
I don't understand that knuckleballs Like I get that people
have explained it, but like, yeah, you just like you
put your your knuckles on it like this and you
throw it like that, right, But why does it do that?

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
But it's the hardest pitch to throw in all sports,
And I don't understand why don't we have more knuckleballs?

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Why does it do that thing? Though? How's it?

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
Why the crazy awesome random thing in sports that is
so beautiful to watch and almost impossible to do.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
My brain goes, why not more? Why not more guys do.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
That insurance fucking racket? Like yeah, I feel like it's
just because it's a scam, but it's like, I don't know,
I feel like that's a most for languages, how languages
were made. I literally just don't understand them. Yeah, that
would have been a really good except for and most

(01:20:09):
of Spanish. I know some Spanish, Like how languages were
made is another one I add, where like how did
you just be like, what's up, dude? And then eventually
I explained to you that what's up, dude means like,
how's it going? And then somehow millions of people were
able to understand that, like and then like other people
were like oh lah kassa, other people around the world

(01:20:31):
were able to say the same thing but differently, and
then millions of like how, I don't know how that started?
That's crazy. Oh, this one just popped my head. Guys
that don't eat pussy, I don't get it. Italians, Oh
they do, they just won't talk about don't talk about it.
And the last one I add was people that always
talk on speakerphone in public, like why why do you? Like,

(01:20:53):
why do you need to do that? You don't need
to be on speakerphone and in public? Ever? Why don't
dogs live longer? That one too, That's that's a sad one, Roberts.
Do you have any of the other ones along the
lines of language, like uh, silent letters in words? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Like really got aridactyl the English language?

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Yea? Has I got a p in it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Just just the English language. It's like here's the rules. Also,
every single one of those rules has exceptions.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
I for you, except after see, except when followed by
a neighbors and hey or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
They said, Like, but you have some words that mean
four different things. We have some words that are spelled
three differents.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
The wrong there, it's actually there. Sometimes this letter is
pronounced this way, sometimes it's not. Sometimes it has an apostrophe,
sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes apostrophies go at the end of
the lord instead of right before the yes. And like,
I never under like, I don't understand math. I was
the worst, Like that was my worst subject in school.

(01:22:03):
But math made sense where it's like some nerd came
up with, like, well there are.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Rules that aren't broken in ACB.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
Y F over q R t X equals this. I
don't know how to figure that out. But if you
figure that out, Okay, that's how you got that English
is like because I said so.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
I mean even if you had just said new math too,
that new math doesn't make any sense. Yeah, I was
really hoping that after you went math, you were just
going to say science just every like school set math, science, art, history.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
That was fine. That was a really good one. Think
of some more like that guys at past Raye Pod
hashtag PTG mock draft. I'm really excited to see how
how this vote goes wide open, although I do think
women that's twenty bucks I come in through second. Yeah,
I could see that. All right, Moving on, let's go

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to the cool segment or we tell you what's not
cool this past week to us if you'd like to
participate in the segment at pass Grade Pod, we're on
the X hit us up with the hashtag PTG not cool. Uh,
kind of try and summarize it in like three four
sentences of like what happened? I get sometimes there's exceptions
to that. I think we have one of those today,

(01:23:19):
but like, try and explain it where it's it's pretty
easy for us to read out to everybody else and
use the hashtag PTG not cool to at pass Gray Pod.
If you stub your toe, that's not cool too. If
you get hit by a train also not cool. There's
just varying degrees of them. Whatever it is that makes
you say, hey man, that's not cool. This is a
little vent session. We we're gonna try and get to
y'all's every single week. If we don't we'll try and

(01:23:42):
get to your you're not cool the following week, and
you know, if if we don't get to it, sometimes
it's good to just vent. And I like reading. We
read every single one, so uh at pass grey pod
hashtag PTG not cool. This is the not cool segment.
Not cool, man, dude, that's not cool? Cool? All right,

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let's start with some listener viewer not cools. By the way,
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Give us a like, list off or in a comment
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Danielle Weston at Danny Underscore Western on X. She says

(01:25:33):
her not cool is I had to file a police
report because my son, all right, excuse me, maybe restart though,
and I read it wrong. I had to file a
police report because my son bullied another child by saying
his shoes had mud on them. Their parents then decided
to threaten us and call me a bad mom because

(01:25:54):
my son called his shoes ugly and his feelings were heard.
The school never told me what was going on. The
teacher doesn't even know anything. All I know is from
the mom yelling at me. My son says he avoids
the kid because he's mean.

Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
When the fuck did we stop teaching kids? Sticks and
stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
And also like I need to see these shoes. Did
the shoes fucking suck? But like, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
Stories like this that it's the only time that I'm
happy I don't have kids, because if I ever ran
into this, I'd be like, are you a fucking pussy?
Like I'd end up getting my kid kicked out of
school because I yelled at another parent.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
I mean, what what is wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (01:26:37):
Have zero shame where you can't tell your little boy? Yeah,
sometimes people say mean things, it's not that big of
a deal.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
Just ignore him. Yeah, I mean, I also understand, like
if your kid's getting bullied over and over again and nothing,
that's not bullying. That is, that's not bullying to a
real extent. But like, if your kid's getting bullied over
and over again. I understand why, like people get upset,
but it is also like I was the son of
a teacher, so a lot of times, like you would

(01:27:05):
have people be like, well, my my my mom was
a kindergarten teacher, Well my son said you pulled him
by the ear, and she'd like, I, I definitely didn't
do that. That's like I would be and I would
be arrested if I did that, Like that's abuse. Well
my kindergarten, my five year old said that, Okay, children lie. Children, Yeah,
And then like I would be the kid that would

(01:27:27):
come home and they're like, yeah, I said you were
talking during class. It's like she's fucking lying. And I
was like, shut the fuck up. No, she's not, Like
my mom knew all the lies, so she's like, no,
you're lying. Where Like a lot of times like okay,
even if your son did say like he had mud
on his shoes and you called him, it's like, I
don't know, sometimes muddy shoes look ugly, like maybe get

(01:27:49):
over a little bit, dude, Like I don't know. But
the mom then coming at you and threatening you and
shit like that, Like I understand being upset if you
feel like your kids getting bullied, but like there's no
like you don't need to start resulting to threats.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
I can't even imagine, like when I was.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
A teacher not knowing any of it, Like go to
the school and talk about it to the school. Don't
go and find that person and hunt that person down
and then start doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
Also, I'm peting they didn't go to the school because
they would be like, hey, the other kids said my
kids shoes had mud on them, and he felt bad.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
The school, Like did you tell him it wasn't that
big a deal.

Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
Like I if I was in elementary school another kid
came up to me, He's like, your shoes have mud
on them. I'd be like, yeah, I was playing outside.
Even as a child, I never gave a flying file.
I can't imagine if I went home was like Dad,
another kid said my shoes had mud on them and
it made me feel bad. You know what my dad
would have said to me, shut up, douchebag. And that's
not like making Joe. He's been calling me a douchebag since.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
Six called me was like the first thing that's like
he would like, shut up. That's basically how his dads
is high. You're beyond that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
Feelings were hurt by the way little boys aren't allowed
to have their feelings hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
You're a little they are they are. I don't I disagree.
I think they are a We gotta raise them tough again.
But also, like I always is. When I was growing up,
I was always like, no one else can be mean
to me than I am to myself. And I feel
like that is maybe that's a problem that I've had
going into my my thirties now, But like I mean,
I think everybody gets bullied to some extent. I didn't

(01:29:14):
get like hardcore bullied, but I got bullied growing up.
And you just like I was just like, I don't know,
I hate me more than they hate me, So like,
what are they gonna do? Kicks and stones back to that.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
If you went up to your parents and were like,
they pushed me down, your parents are push them back?

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Yeah, you push me. Now it's like, well, we have
to get the police involved because a kid said you
had mud on your shoes and she's saying that that
she got the police involved because the parent.

Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
No, no, I wasn't even yes, I'll just say everything
escalates to that level It's like, dude, it's just solid.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
That's a great knockle, I went.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
I mean shitty, not cool. I lose teas and peas,
but like that is like the definition of a not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
That's where I would have snapped out, like you think
you're a bad mom because you're raising a pussy, And
that's where I would get Yeah, I'd beg fuck, I.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Just called a five my kid k and then what
but I'm sorry that happened, Danielle. He'sh l that. You
know what we do with bullies, punch him in the face,
break their fucking nose.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
And break the mini Ronda Rowsey of the Playground.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
I ever watched like Bruce Lee videos all the time,
just throwing little boys and arm bars left and right.
My wife's got watching Sesame Street and I'm like, no,
we did watch Kate.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
She comes home from junior high. She's like, I got
a crush on a boy. I choked him out, Like, oh,
this is getting don't do that. Don't do that shit.
We created a monster, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
Raymundo Bina Videz rights in. He's at Kim Mundo b
on X and he says he's not cool? Is that
he went through the car wash and it chipped the
paint off of my car in the shape of a penis.
He also Robert if he would throw the picture up
on the UH on the video version of it. Did
you see it?

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Pat?

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
I did it? Is?

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
I hope it was a hand washed place or something
like that. It wasn't just a gas station one, because
if you come out of the AS and Co.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
You can't really do anything.

Speaker 4 (01:31:01):
You go to them like, hey, it scratched my paint,
and the like, well, we don't actually, that's a lot
of different company, and then you send pictures off to
that company and six weeks later they'll just respond to
be like.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
You can't prove or not respond yeah, you have absolutely
no a lot like that's a lot of paint. That's
a lot of paint, peeled it right off, and then yeah,
like the penis shape? Goodot the insult, I don't I
don't understand it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
How can you like they make it to where a
truck can drive here, a Mustang can drive through here,
and then they fuck up the Mustang.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
It's like, but it's the smaller on the car. Yeah,
how does the truck knock get that sucks? That're not
cool dude. Sorry that appen brother T's and P's man.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
Blue marker in the meantime.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
All right, I'll go first. I have a couple, alright,
my first one is I'll start with the lesser one,
but it's still a pretty big one. Like I was
uh talking about like man, you know, as I'm as,
I was talking about wanting to buy a popcorn machine,
like I just really got to start saving money, dude,
like I gotta be better. I was literally having a
conversation with a coworker walking out to my car the

(01:32:06):
other day shout out to Chile, and I got in
the car, like, well, I'll see you tomorrow, dud, all
right later, bro, and like the cardis wouldn't start, I
had to end up buying He luckily helped me, was
there so he was able to jump me. And I
had to go buy a battery. I thought it was
the other alternator battery. Alternator is like seven hundred and
fifty dollars, batteries like two hundred dollars. It was a

(01:32:28):
little over two hundred dollars, but it was the battery,
thank god. But I do remember, like the night before, like, uh,
it was last Thursday. So when we left the podcast
last week. I remember like, and I think I've been
in my car with you before and you were like,
that started a little slow, or does it? And when

(01:32:49):
I left last Wednesday after we recorded, I remember being like,
and it was like, that's weird. And then that morning
it took a while.

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
Such procrastinator thing. Well, I'm gonna ignore that till it
becomes an issue.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
I was like, I might be maybe because it was
a little bit colder. I don't know, like you if
you try and like, yeah, they talk yourself out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
You just don't want to deal with it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
And it was like and it did start. It well started, obviously,
it's fine. And then when I was leaving work it
did not start. But luckily it did that when I
was leaving work instead of going to work, because that
would have fucked me. But having to buy a battery,
like just you never like, oh cool, two hundred something dollars,

(01:33:31):
I just got let me, uh like I need.

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
It, especially when you're like, ooh, I'm going home. Fuck no,
I'm not. I'm going to the store to they spend
two hundred and.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Like, luckily my my buddy was there to jump me
right away because I would have had to be like,
hey can Like I would have had to flag somebody
down in the parking. I'm like, hey, you're on your
lunch break and you you jump me? And I didn't
have to do that, but but just having to buy
a battery and also the fact that it wasn't the alternator,

(01:33:58):
so shout out to that. But so that was one
of them. And then also I lost one AirPod. I
got to work today. I usually will be listening to
a podcast and my car on the way to work
and then I'll listen or be listening to podcast or
music and I'll get in and I'll throw my AirPods in.
I'll come up, I'll do my I'll like, I'll turn
them off, I'll do some work, talk back up forward

(01:34:20):
with Rod as we're prepping the show. Then I go
into my other room to prep the show and do
all this other stuff, and then I'll throw the AirPods
back on. But like all the way, like to the
to walk up, I'll just listen to whatever I was
listening to open the thing today and had one AirPod
and was like WHOA what no, no, And I'm like

(01:34:41):
ninety percent shirts in my house. I just don't know where.
I was watching the U of H game last night.
I was watching the National Championship game and we have
a we've got an L shaped couch when we moved,
and I had my like foot up there, and I
remember seeing it like kind of like the the air
pods were hanging out and then they fell out I pocket,
but I just picked them up and put it back

(01:35:01):
in there, and one of them had to have come
out then. I just I didn't have time to look
for it today. Yet I think it's there, But also
I know that like the fastest way to find it
is to just buy another pair. But I don't want
to buy another pair. I would just like to find
the one solo one that I have. It's probably all
by itself, needs a buddy. It's just lonely scared. Scar

(01:35:23):
has no idea what to do. It's never been out
of the case this long, and it's life and yeah,
so just because you can't just buy a replacement AirPod,
like I was telling Robert, Robert has been joking with
me that my headphones are on their last leg because
the cord has like you can see the color of
the of the wires right there. But I found out
you can just buy the cord. You don't have to

(01:35:45):
buy the whole headphones, and they were like over one
hundred dollars. So I've just got a bunch of headphones
that the top of the headphone part I don't need.
I need the cord, and I've found out that I
could do that. But with an AirPod, you can't just
buy one solo AirPod, So losing one air pod, losing
AirPods in general sucks. Losing just one as a little

(01:36:06):
extra insalt and drea I have, I have three fourths
or two thirds of the thing I.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
Need, and it sucks too because it's one of those
things where you could probably like you could be someone
that most of the time only listens to everything with
one in ear or one ear.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
In anyway submarine and I keep half of it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:23):
But then, yeah, the second that you don't have that
second one is going to be the time when you're like,
well I wanted both of them in now.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
Yeah, which was this morning when I was like, but
I don't like this. So yeah, losing one AirPod and
having to get a new car battery or am I
not cool for this week?

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
That sucks? Man, I'm sorry thanks dude. All right, mine,
what did I write down here?

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
One?

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
Just I placed the biggest bed of my life on
the Cougars last night, Uh to lose by no more
than one point and they lost by two two?

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
Yeah yeah that Uh it's really taken the win.

Speaker 4 (01:36:53):
Like I couldn't sleep last night because of it, Like
not like it's not like I bet so much that
like I put myself in a bad spot.

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
It was. It was.

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
It just happened to be the biggest bet I've ever put,
but like it ruined my mood so bad because I
wanted to put a large bed on it because most
of the time I'm like, eh, I bet five bucks
on that, I don't give it if I lose. I
wanted to feel. I wanted to like actually be on
edge for the game. And then I lost, and it
feels fucking awful. And this is why I do small mats,
Like I got two hours of sleep last night. I
could not fucking fall asleep, and I know it was

(01:37:22):
because of that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Just like what am I to do? So that sucked?

Speaker 4 (01:37:25):
And my other one is, uh, I have not had
these shoes for that long and I've I need to
replace the soles already, but it's just in my right
shoe because I walk on the balls in my feet
all the time, and I'm constantly like stopping quick, so
just where my toes are right here, it's like torn up.
So like I've had like a ball of fabric underneath

(01:37:45):
my big toe all day. Sucks And it's the most
annoying thing in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
It's like when you're you have like the small the
short socks and one of them rolls.

Speaker 4 (01:37:53):
Up and I can feel my toe imprints in this
one shirt is and there's this free fabric.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
This just like a slow torture all day. You know.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
It's just the downside. I'm such a natural athlete.

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
I walk on the balls with my feet, but then
I'm also way overweight, so I'm just constantly putting way
too much weight on my toes.

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
Can I guess what you're not cool is this week?

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Robert, Sure you're not gonna get it, but you can guess. Okay,
I was gonna had to do with the player of
the week in both the National and American leagues. Anybody
you guys knew.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Yeah it was Alex Bregman.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
Kyle Tucker, didn't They both play for the as Yeah,
they both left.

Speaker 4 (01:38:35):
This year too, and we didn't sign them in. Bregman's
having the best start to a season he's had in seven.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
Years with like Kyle Tucker camp Smith though.

Speaker 4 (01:38:42):
Yeah, but also I'm happy for them both. They're thriving
in their new situations. I hope they get Kyle Tucker
gets absolutely paid by the Cubs.

Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
Not the Dodger.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
Okay, So I'm playing MLB the show and I'm in
year two.

Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
And Tucker's on the Dodgers, and I almost fucking deleted
my safe file.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
I almost did.

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
I was like, I hate this so much, like it
affected my mood in a fake video game in year two.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
That sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
Yeah, So yeah, Ashow's thriving elsewhere will we can't fucking
score any run sucks pretty bad too.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
What's your knockle Robert? So, I can't remember exactly when
I think it was in twenty twenty two. I got
my top and bottom wisdom tooth out on my right side,
and it was really the bottom one that was bothering
me because they were going in sideways. They weren't like
at an England. They were going sideways, so that required

(01:39:37):
a whole thing. It cost me I believe, like after
X rays and the attraction, I believe it cost me
fifteen hundred dollars out of pocket. I don't have dental.
So fun, so fun, and well my left wisdom tooth
on the bottom has been heard me has been hurting

(01:39:57):
me for the past couple of days. I was just like,
you got to go, I don't have you don't have
dental here. I'm just thinking you got Did you think
about that when you were doing the insurance this year?
Were like, I should made a egg?

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
Want to get Does anyone have some string in a
door we can borrow?

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
Ware's the teeth? You want to do that? Though? I know. Yeah,
I woke up last night like at two am and
felt my like gumbs in pain, and I was just
up for a while just thinking when can I do
this when it's a good time. It's gonna be really expensive.
I remember the beginning of next year, like January first,
after you get dent, Yeah exactly. I remember, like eating sucked.

(01:40:37):
I think I'll like it. Eat was eggs. I think
I had soup once or twice, but then I remember
soup sucks, and like I couldn't drink out of straws.
There was so much blood and gauze. I would just
like up, get an hour throwback. I was just up
for an hour just thinking of that. I'm like, I
gotta go to sleep. I really don't want to do

(01:40:58):
this because I was really like, I don't want to
do this. I have to, but now, like when is
a good time because this month is pretty busy. Yeah,
that can't be out. Really, have you gone and bought
a bunch of oragel?

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
I was gonna say, schmor agel because no free ads, but.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
We'll just bleep it out.

Speaker 3 (01:41:13):
I have not.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
Oh do it. Just start coating your tooth in it
every morning. My buddy did that for like months. Kurt
the godfather of the podcast, Kurtis Chaffin, I remember staying
at his house when he was like, yeah, I can
like I could see the wisdom teeth like breaking through. Like, dude,
you need to go to a dentist. He's like, I
don't have money to go todist. And he was just

(01:41:35):
like drinking oragel like he was just that was like
a food group to have.

Speaker 4 (01:41:39):
He does look like a guy who would have a
broken tooth, though he does. He's just like, ah, it
broke you years ago and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
He like looked up if it was cheaper to get
a tooth pulled than like a cavity fix And I
was like, that's like a molar, Like you're not a wisdom.
Wasn't one of his wisdoms to be like that's a molar?

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Yeah, he played rugby, though.

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
You need that. He also has what his like finger
is pink. He like dangles like this because he broke
the ligament and never got it fixed and just like
looks like his finger is hanging off.

Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
God damn, I love that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
I love him so much that he love his loves
because like that is something that you don't know, like
did you know like people are always like, dude, did
you know that you're like pink? Either? What what? It
always hits? Like? No, I never noticed that doesn't worst
fine just a second ago, but it's like scar tissued
over now, so it's like not fixable, I don't think.

(01:42:29):
But yeah, dude, that fucking blows bro Try.

Speaker 3 (01:42:31):
And look on the bright side. Just be like, at
least it's not your back.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
Honestly, you might kind of wish it was your bad.

Speaker 4 (01:42:37):
No, back is the like, yeah, back trumps everything, Like
I would say, tooth is probably number two for worst
pains because like it's in your mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
There's no way to avoid toothpain.

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
Yeah, they can't go to a chiropractor for the teeth, though,
I guess you can go to dentist. That costs you more,
costs a lot more. They should have a chiropractor version
of a dentist. It just fixes your teeth. Just would
be a dentist.

Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
It's just a guy with like pliers and razelle. Yeah,
he just walt.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
Mark that marked the verbal trademark chiropractor dentists.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
Actually, that's not like like a cheap like all we
do is pull teeth dentnis.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
You put it in a home depot and like he
do what if it was like to also straighten your teeth. No, no, no,
it's just pos But he doesn't like always like your
teeth are gonna take a lot more visits then, like
if you got braces or in viziline or something like that.
But he just like he just pulls your teeth really
hard and all right, you're good to go.

Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
It would be like I want to put it in
home depot and they're just guys coming home, like they
wake up Saturday morning, go and they come home and
they're missing a tooth. Their wife's like what happens is
like it's been hurting for like six months and they
had it in the home depot. So I just told
him to pull it. Took five minutes, got it done.
Get you some morerigel though not least help. Yeah, fuck,

(01:44:00):
that's so give a shot.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
The dentist is it's like going to a mechanic. We're like,
there's never like, all right, we're and I have my dentist.
They'll be like, so, then we're gonna have you know
so and so to come in and discuss the payment.
And you're like, wait what And it's right before they
do whatever, and they like, okay, so we got your
insurance is going to cover this and so out of
pocket it's just gonna be like eleventy hundred dollars. Wait,

(01:44:23):
yeah that sounds about right. I don't know. I mean,
big reason I never cleaning my teeth, so thank god
that that's eleventy hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:44:30):
I never I never minded going to the dentist as
a kid, but I think the main reason is because
I never had.

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
To pay the bill.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:44:36):
Also, also having been to the dentist in.

Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
Eight years you had any toothaches? Nah, dude, how do
you feel fine? I got all my wisdom to that
when I was younger. It is February twenty twenty three.
Look how swollen my face is. D that's after getting extracted. Yeah,
I do remember when you were because that was not
cool of you always when it was happening then too.

Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
That looks like we put a that filter on half
of your face.

Speaker 1 (01:45:01):
Yeah, I was in so much pain speaking of that
wasn't the worst time of my life. T's and peace, bro,
But speaking of a teeth, did you see Rfks trying
to like get floride out of water? I saw he
was like, we're not again, not not taking a political stance.
But that was literally an episode of Parks and Wreck.

(01:45:23):
That's like where like that they were like, no, sweet,
thems is gonna put sugar in the water instead, Like no, no, no, no, no, no, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,
what are you what are we doing here?

Speaker 4 (01:45:32):
That's one of those ones where, like growing up always
started no, they put it in there. It helps your teeth,
and I always believed it, But now that I'm older.

Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
I'm like I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:45:39):
The government got in the lines about fucking everything, so
maybe it was not. But also say floride in the
water another thing I don't understand. I'm not going to
do any research to understanding.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
That's like Plato Pluto being a planet. Like look, look, motherfucker,
I was told growing up that Pluto is a planet.
You can say it's not a planet anymore. You're to
call a dwarf planet. It sounds like a planet to me.
I will if I on a test had to write
all of the planets and one of them was Pluto.
Fuck you. I've never changed in my mind exactly. I
do not care. I was told floride was good for
my teeth. Yeah, and I used to drink water. You'd

(01:46:08):
switching around you that look just cleaning my teeth.

Speaker 4 (01:46:10):
Hey, I'm gonna help it this way, like I just said,
eight years, no Dennis, no tooth problems.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
Working. Flord might be doing something I don't know, Like
what else does florid do? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:46:22):
I think it exists only to help our teeth. I
think so it's like drinking water and toothpaste.

Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
That's all. I don't know. But yeah, not not to
get political or anything. But it's just like we're kind
of living in an episode of Parks and Rec. Right now.

Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
Oh yeah, everything's a joke now. It was our entire lizer.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
Hey, they like I'm Leah, they are Leslie. Nope, had
to combat this. Hey, this happened on the office. Hey,
I know this episode. Our FK watched Parks and Rec
and he's binging Parks and Rec. And he was like,
you know what we could do?

Speaker 3 (01:46:54):
He thinks he's a combination.

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
I'm gonna go with Congressman Jam and I'm gonna say that, Uh,
we're getting to the floor. D in the water. Congressman
Jam was a dentist exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:47:05):
You just got jammed. God, I love that fucking one
of the best side.

Speaker 1 (01:47:09):
Characters of the TV show ever, and one of my
favorite lines of that whole show is when he's like,
I'm up to my neck and hot snizz. All right,
moving on, those are not cool. Start. That was Hey,
teas and peas to everybody with the not cools this week.
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start with Mikey Paul at It's just Mikey p on X.
Mikey says, what is the shape of a shape?

Speaker 3 (01:50:03):
Fuck you, dude, I didn't get enough sleep for this one.

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
What is the shape of a shape? All right, hold,
let me close my eyes, cleared the mind, close your
eyes ready? Three? Two? One, rectangle star. I got a
fucking star. I got a star two but not pointed,
more like a Jewish star. No.

Speaker 3 (01:50:25):
No, it was a five sided star.

Speaker 1 (01:50:27):
Gout you know, like the the Kirby star. It's not pointed. Ah. Yes,
I thought I was kind of thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:50:34):
No, I just got the.

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
Okay, maybe like the star above the past the Gavy logo. No,
I mean basically just the star like on the flag. Okay,
I have a star. I guess it's a star. That's
weird that two of us came up with star. The
I was gonna say, the shape of a shape is
the form that it's in. Also, yeah, that was in
witch shape. That's the witch shape, rectangle shape. I feel

(01:50:59):
like you got. I supposed to the stars. So it's star.
The shape of a shape is a star.

Speaker 3 (01:51:04):
So generic shape is just a star.

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:51:07):
Also number two would flash right after that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
I got rhombus. All right, right, it's running back. It's
running back ready, three two one I got. I got
octagon in my brain. I got like a triangle sphere,
like a circular triangle thing, a cone. I pictured a
stop sign, and then I everything else stopped. I pictured
a red heart. Okay, I thenk we have to go
back to star because company man, oh yeah, a red heart.

(01:51:31):
Well you also were looking at a red heart, so
I don't think you had your eyes close. But yeah,
all right, well red heart or star. The shape of
a shape is a star, shape of a shape? Is that?
Great question? Great question? Next one we got is from
Jordan Welch at j Underscore Welch two seven nine five,
and he says, why are they called self help books?

(01:51:53):
If they're written by somebody else, shouldn't they just be
called help books.

Speaker 3 (01:51:57):
I'm just picturing a guy walking through the Bookstorges going,
I need help. Help.

Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
What can I help you with? No help? Help? I
need help. But yeah, self help books do seem like
it would be a journal that you yourself wrote to yourself.
But also I understand the concept of like it's a
self help book because it helps you help yourself. But
if it's a self help book, you should be the

(01:52:22):
one helping yourself, not someone else, not Gary Vee helping
you help yourself. It's a help yourself, help yourself book. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:52:31):
Also, I don't think I should ever take my own
advice on how to help myself hasn't really gone well
so far.

Speaker 1 (01:52:37):
I think you're doing okay, buddy, You're all right. I
want to say I'm thriving, You're surviving. I'm a grown
man that can't get a sleep schedule. It sever sports
sports dumb you. No, Like it should be called help books.

(01:52:58):
I do agree. Yeah, Like self help is like you
if you wrote the book like Gary Vannerchuk that's his
last name, sure, Gary ve Gary V reading his own book.
That's a self help book. You reading a Gary V
book that just tells you, like, go do the thing
you want to do, which would be can we write
like a let's just write a self help book.

Speaker 4 (01:53:20):
I bet there's some like fucking fitness influencer who has
written a book like that, and he listens to his
own book in like on audio when he's working it. Yeah,
just the most insufferable douchebag you've ever met in your life.

Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
If there's one thing I hate, it's people that don't
lack America. If there's two things I hate, it's people
that don't lack America and get in cancer.

Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
You know what really motivates me me? Shut up?

Speaker 1 (01:53:47):
Yeah, I hope you break your femur. That's what uh,
That's what Alexovechkin did. And he came back in like
six weeks still scored the goals. Could never.

Speaker 4 (01:53:58):
I do love that because he broke the Now all
the highlights are just of the goal from his rookie year.

Speaker 1 (01:54:02):
Still the most incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:54:04):
Falls down and yeah, yeah he's backwards and upside down
down the ice and sweets a stick for a cult
like it was incredible sick.

Speaker 1 (01:54:12):
Self help books should just be called help. They should
be called help books unless you wrote it. Great observation,
Great observation, Jordan, Jordan with big brains here I.

Speaker 3 (01:54:22):
Haven't used a book for self help since the nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:54:27):
I read John Taffers's book a couple of years ago,
and I get you. John Taffis's book was like a
help book, but it wasn't really a help book. It
was just like donpe bullshit yourself. It was like, don't
trust these people and basically just tell you do not
trust these types of people. Did he write in all
caps when you were supposed to like read it as
him yelling only sometimes, but yes, they were definitely. Turns out,

(01:54:51):
all you gotta do is make sure that people aren't
stealing from your restaurant, and that your bartenders do know
how to make drinks, and that you mark up your
rices and you clean, that you pack the bar instead
of not having people in your bar who would have thought.

Speaker 3 (01:55:07):
And just don't hand out shots to everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:55:09):
That yeah, don't give away I love that party.

Speaker 3 (01:55:12):
Five people in here, let's give them all free boots.

Speaker 1 (01:55:14):
You are accountable, Why can't why can't you pay your bartenders?
I'm just a little short of money. Well wait, just
random numbers and Joe I a white twelve highdred dollars
right shots last, Like that's x amount of dollars one
thousands of dollars. I care wait they are dying, and
then they're like, I'm sorry, Okay, I thought about it
overnight and I'm gonna change.

Speaker 3 (01:55:33):
You're like, no, shit, you know what, Fuck you, John,
fuck you next morning. Okay, I'm ready to work on it.

Speaker 1 (01:55:38):
Turns out if I don't give away twelve hundred dollars
a night, we make more money. Turns out my wife
said I have to do this so they don't get
foreclosing on our house. So willing to listen to you now, professional.
I still watch bar Rescue every office awesday. I mean
it rocks. It's a great formula, but it's the same
show over and over, great every time. Yep yep, all right.

(01:55:59):
Next one is from Alex at Alex mc thunder one
on X and he says, oh, this is a good one.
He says, power rank these Gatorade flavors. We got red, orange, white,
light blue, and yellow slash green. That's the o G one, right,
and we're gonna need Bobby to go first on this
because you don't know colors. I'm really gray gray and gray, white, gray, black, gray.

(01:56:27):
I'm really surprised that light blue is in here over blue,
so blue that I looked up. It's cool blue is
what I went with. Oh, but that's not the light
light blue is glacier glacier cherry is white. No, but
there was also glacier freeze. Glacier freeze. That was the

(01:56:51):
light blue. That was light blue, and then there was
They were all kinds of the same man. No, yeah, no,
but cool blue, cool blue is better. This is actually
probably better because if cool blue was all here, cool blue,
it is no doubt number one. Yeah, it's actually I
think maybe this was strategic. Maybe, yeah, I could see
that because everyone knows blue is all right, Robert, what
you got? All right? So I'm gonna go almost the

(01:57:12):
order here. Okay, I'm going red orange, red one, yes,
red number.

Speaker 3 (01:57:16):
One, Orange number two, Orange number two.

Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
I really like that one. I don't think I've ever
had white. So I'm gonna go light blue, white, and
then yellow green. I don't like the yellow green. One's okay,
all right, Well I'll give you the right order.

Speaker 3 (01:57:33):
Child's list.

Speaker 1 (01:57:34):
Five is naranja. See naranj orange is five. Not that
it's bad, but of the options we were just given,
it is by far fifth place.

Speaker 3 (01:57:45):
The only time you drink.

Speaker 4 (01:57:46):
Orange is when somebody brought like a bunch of them
and it's the last flavor of.

Speaker 1 (01:57:49):
The cord, and you're like, I'm not gonna hate on it, yeah,
but like it's just not the better one. Yeah. Red
kind of similar. If you like red, red and orange.
I feel a lot of times like that would be
the bottom of the last two. People would get it's
either people's favorite or it's at the bottom of the barrel,
and no one wants to like. Orange and red are
either your favorites, and that's like all you drink, or

(01:58:13):
it's like not getting touched when you put it out
in a cooler. So I go orange, fifth, Red, four
Red still rocks. It's just not as good as the
other one. Is number three Light blue, the cool blue raspberry.
It's raspberry flavored basically, but it's blue raspberry. No, it's blue, right,
what it's light Like when Michael's getting his car cleaned

(01:58:35):
out and he's like, would you want me to throw
this this sports drink? He's like, what flavor is He's like,
blue blast, Oh, blue blast, No, keep that no flavors
it blue blasts blue always the best, but light blue.
I would go light blue. Third, yellow green is too.
It's just a solid like if no gatorade, but yellow
like yellow green is available, that's perfect. Lemon lime. And

(01:59:00):
then white glacier cherry slaps white cherry. Glacier cherry is
just chef's kiss. It's it's perfect. So white, yellow, green,
light blue, red, and orange.

Speaker 4 (01:59:13):
All right, we're starting off the same. I got orange five, Okay,
I got red four nothing, it's good. But when I
want like Gatorade, powerade, something like that, the flavor I
want is not fruit punch.

Speaker 1 (01:59:25):
And Robert, what's the color, and it just doesn't red red?
So I feel like also gatorade. When you were a kid,
you were so much more influenced by whatever your favorite
color was. You get that one because like girls like
the watermelon, Gatorade.

Speaker 3 (01:59:38):
The red turning horses gay or whatever is the top.

Speaker 1 (01:59:42):
Yeah, yeah, I feel saying RFK told me that.

Speaker 3 (01:59:45):
Uh yeah, that's four three. I'm gonna go white cherry
love it.

Speaker 1 (01:59:50):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:59:50):
Uh these are all pretty even for me up here
at the tough or at least three and two two.
I'm going light blue.

Speaker 1 (01:59:57):
I go one yellow like lemon lime.

Speaker 4 (02:00:00):
As a kid, every time my dad would run into
the store, Like on the way to baseball games, you
want to get a raady we say, yes, he always
came out with you.

Speaker 3 (02:00:06):
That's we're always like, dad, Blue, what the fun?

Speaker 1 (02:00:09):
But that was safe.

Speaker 4 (02:00:10):
But now as I've grown up in mature, yellow was
the best. Yellow was the best for hydrating you. I
feel like, like all around sports performance, blue tasted the
best and hydrated ul but I feel like yellow actually
it was like a medic. Yeah, and it's just so
fucking I'm I'm drinking one right now. I'm drinking a yellow.

Speaker 1 (02:00:31):
Blur blow out the logo though, so because they don't
know what it is that he's drinking, even though we
literally just said gatorad a man.

Speaker 3 (02:00:38):
That's so refreshing and hits the spot and it's just
the perfect.

Speaker 1 (02:00:42):
But like blue is like it looks like it's water
like it look it looks like really cold water. So
and then that's why, but that's why the white looks
like cold. It's like it reminds me of the bottle
of water that they had and water, boy, it's always cold.
You're like, oh, that glacier chats and that was the
cool blue that fox. So yeah, this is a really

(02:01:04):
fun one. Everybody also power rank your your favorite Gatoraids.

Speaker 3 (02:01:07):
And everyone has regular Blue as the greatest, though.

Speaker 1 (02:01:10):
Readula to be Rocks. Yeah it would have been unfit.
But also with the Power Aid you know it's.

Speaker 4 (02:01:13):
My number two actually behind that one. Green the melon flavor.
They don't make it, but Power Aid does, but I
think I think that's the best. Remember it was green
squall way, Yeah, I missed those names.

Speaker 1 (02:01:26):
There was a Gatorade frost was what it was, and
that just popped.

Speaker 4 (02:01:29):
I remember when it was green squall all those years.
I always loved it, and that's the best flavor. I
had no idea what the flavor was until you know
who's somewhere along the line though, but just name it
what the flavor is. When they started doing that and
they're like, it's melon, and I was like, done, melon.
That's the flavor that I couldn't name for twelve years.

Speaker 1 (02:01:46):
The watermelon ones also slapped too.

Speaker 3 (02:01:49):
You don't want to purple.

Speaker 1 (02:01:50):
Purple isn't bad either.

Speaker 3 (02:01:52):
I don't like the lime cucumber one.

Speaker 1 (02:01:54):
Yeah, cucumber is hit or missed when you throw it
in a drink. But it's like I don't need that
to sports drink.

Speaker 4 (02:01:58):
It's like it's it's close to the water. Okay, it's
almost refreshing, but it's not in any way. Yeah, it's
just disappointing.

Speaker 1 (02:02:06):
Great Power Rankings, alex Great Power, Great Power Rankings, alex
O's carrying the power ranking game this year. What do
we got next? Abbi Givens at Abbi Givens seventeen? Who
I would say, like trust Tree, maybe MVP front runner. Oh,
Women of the Year. People are talking MVP front runner.
A lot of people.

Speaker 3 (02:02:25):
People are talking.

Speaker 1 (02:02:26):
A lot of people are saying that Abby says she's
had Abby given seventeen on X and she says, why
is it called a pair of pants or a pair
of underwear if there's only one? Also, why would underwear
have pockets? I used to have a pair that had
a pocket and never knew why.

Speaker 3 (02:02:42):
That's got to be a woman thing.

Speaker 4 (02:02:43):
I don't think there's ever been a pair of male
underwear with a pocket other side than you know, for
your drunk.

Speaker 1 (02:02:48):
I would guess drugs or I don't know. I don't
know women. Yeah, drugs, we don't understand women. But tampons.
Also maybe a small taser, small taser, mace. Drugs, drugs
it's drugs. That's why the pocket was there drugs or tampons.
Those were festival underwear, Yeah, yeah they were. And then

(02:03:09):
it's called a pair because it's holes. Yeah, but it's
one pair is yeah, you have too two leggs. Yeah,
that's a.

Speaker 4 (02:03:19):
Good pair because they were probably called stockings way back
in the Yeah, it's a pair because pants is plural,
your nikobochus, it would.

Speaker 3 (02:03:29):
Be I'm putting on a pant, but I'm putting on.

Speaker 1 (02:03:31):
A pair of pants, right because there's English makes no
fucking sense, That doesn't make sense, but that's why they
call it a pair. And the pockets for tampons or drugs.
And in Spanish ass n papaya. I think I already

(02:03:54):
said on the podcast. My daughter has this like color
game or color thing that she hits and you can
put it in Spanish or French or English. I always
put it in the Spanish. And orange is the funniest
because he's not on ja, not in jah. It's a
fun word, not in ja, not on ja. She's gonna
learn Spanish, she's gonna teach me Spanish, gonna be great,
or she's just gonna know how to translate for me.

(02:04:14):
I'm like, Daddy wants you to ask this person this
talk to the door dash guy, you.

Speaker 4 (02:04:18):
Should make sure she learns sweetish. So if you ever
meet just a random Detroit red wing, ah, I know
five words.

Speaker 1 (02:04:26):
For you, sir. Is that how it's pronounced though? Is
that how the thing is pronounced? Ya? I think not
on hah. Yeah, it's not in Ja, it's not. It's
probably just like the computer fucking white speakers. Well it is. Actually,
it is actually white, except for the colors that you
hit tacos as duel Tortella's rojo fucking rojo, blancogro. No

(02:04:55):
no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no, don't negro,
don't it's negro or negra, not jah.

Speaker 3 (02:05:08):
That sounded bad in my head.

Speaker 1 (02:05:10):
It did, it feels it. You know what Spanish racist? Robert?
What do you mean? I don't like. I don't like
the way that they say black.

Speaker 4 (02:05:20):
They made it hard for me to pronounce words, and
I feel excluded. So I'm calling your language racist.

Speaker 1 (02:05:26):
Not Robert's language. Was that your first language? No? English
is your first language, English, so don't call it his language.
It's more his than anybody else is in the room. True,
but not because l knows more. Naranya yo sorry, mucho
bueno espanol. All right, moving on, great question at Abby.

(02:05:52):
This is from Andrew Alderman writes in again and he says,
is dryre lent clean or dirty? Oh, it's so fucking
it's gotta be clean.

Speaker 3 (02:06:01):
It's clean. It's just a collection of dust.

Speaker 1 (02:06:03):
It was literally washed and dried.

Speaker 3 (02:06:08):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (02:06:08):
That's how you get the lint. I mean you washed
it already and then it's whatever was left.

Speaker 3 (02:06:12):
It is clean. It's probably just a little dusty.

Speaker 1 (02:06:16):
But it's clean dust. It's like the cleanest dust you
will probably ever have. No.

Speaker 3 (02:06:20):
I mean, like the lint collects and that lint is clean.

Speaker 4 (02:06:22):
But then it also in that filter there is dust dust,
not clean, but you can just clean off a little dust.

Speaker 1 (02:06:28):
It's just dusty.

Speaker 3 (02:06:28):
It's not not clean.

Speaker 1 (02:06:30):
It's it's clean. You guys follow that at all. It's
dusty clean.

Speaker 3 (02:06:36):
Dusty clean is like that's a good fake name.

Speaker 4 (02:06:41):
That'd be like a cool wrestler. It's like when quarterbacks
check into hotels, they don't use their real name. It's like,
HI got a room for Dusty clean.

Speaker 1 (02:06:48):
He's Ron Mexico's like next to your neighbor. Shout out
Ron Mexico. Shout out Ron Mexico.

Speaker 3 (02:06:57):
But yeah, it's clean as fuck, Robert, you.

Speaker 1 (02:06:59):
Agree, Yeah, I still wouldn't want it like in my things.
But yeah, like the lint in my belly button not clean.
Not clean unless it's in the shower. What if you
get in the shower. But also the lint is prom
your shirt that you put on, and that's a clean
shirt usually, which is just so it's Yeah, I would

(02:07:21):
go lint from the dryer much cleaner than lint from
your belly button.

Speaker 3 (02:07:27):
It's a bold statement, but I'll back you up on it.

Speaker 1 (02:07:29):
Yeah, that's why I like sometimes you know, when people
like would put candy in their pockets, you pull out
a little lenb it's like, well it's clean, you think
about it. It was just washed.

Speaker 3 (02:07:42):
Yeah, it's just a little lenty.

Speaker 1 (02:07:44):
Just a little lenty adds a little flavor to it. Yeah,
what you know what, this candy could really use a
little touch of downy m that's soap. No, it's cilantra.
Let's tell yourself it's cilantra.

Speaker 3 (02:07:57):
It's a little spit of summer breeze in there.

Speaker 1 (02:08:00):
Yes, Uh, dryerlent is clean. Great question. Uh what we
got next? We've got last question is from Jonathan w
Welcome to the pod. Jonathan. Jonathan says, there are flightless birds,
but are there any swimless fish? Fucking octopuses, dude, they
just are squids. They just float around. Starfish. Ooh, there

(02:08:25):
we go. Also, I did a little research on this.
It's gonna sound made up. Batfish are fish that have
the pectoral fin. They use it to kind of like
walk across the ocean floor. They don't really, they don't
really what they're talking about. They kind of like hover.
If you google batfish, it just looks like it's like walking.

(02:08:47):
It's like, what's up? Still got like a little little
like one leg on the floor the whole time. Swimless
fish always hangs out at the bottom.

Speaker 3 (02:08:55):
Starfish though, great answer.

Speaker 1 (02:08:56):
Starfish is a great answer.

Speaker 3 (02:08:58):
They fucking laying there.

Speaker 1 (02:09:00):
Put it in, but they don't swim.

Speaker 3 (02:09:04):
Also, if you cut off their legs, they'll just fucking
grow another one.

Speaker 1 (02:09:07):
That's fucking sick. Though.

Speaker 4 (02:09:10):
I love that that we figured it out because back
in the day, fishermen like or docks get it, they
were just cutting these things in half and throwing them
back in the water.

Speaker 3 (02:09:18):
What was the point of fucking cutting it in the
first place.

Speaker 4 (02:09:19):
They're making more but no, we discovered it because we
were throwing them back and then they're like, oh, look,
they're just regrowing. But they were just why were we
cutting them in the first place.

Speaker 1 (02:09:29):
So they were like, I don't know, you seem evil.

Speaker 3 (02:09:32):
Can you eat starfish?

Speaker 1 (02:09:34):
I think it's just a rock. Like I assume you
have to be able to eat it, but like, I
don't think you can.

Speaker 3 (02:09:40):
I've never heard of it. Is it like super toxic
like pufferfish or something I want?

Speaker 1 (02:09:45):
Like, now I want it. You've told me I can't
have it, and now I want it. Can you eat starfish? Yes,
you can eat starfish. It's generally safe to consume and
may provide many beneficial nutrients to the body, provided you
thoroughly clean it before removing stomach. By removing st in intestines.

Speaker 4 (02:10:01):
I feel like you have to like fry it up,
kind of like calla maari. It can't be that good,
you know, But if you fry it like calamari, right,
and it yeah, just learn.

Speaker 1 (02:10:12):
A bunch of it, probably pretty good. Just make it
taste not at all like what it tastes like. It
tastes great.

Speaker 3 (02:10:18):
Yeah, just douse it and fucking salt and lemon. Yeah. Okay, so,
hey we learned something today. You can eat starfish.

Speaker 1 (02:10:27):
Yeah. So who says you don't learn things? I'm fisture
the bucket list. Hey, that's not something we don't understand.
We understand it now. All right, guys, we love you guys.
Thank you guys for for tune in. Let's do the
random celebrity before I forget Alex Ovechkin. Alex Ovechkin, Robert
who you got? I'm gonna go Walton Goggins. Fuck, I

(02:10:47):
was gonna go Walton Goggins. I'm gonna go John Hamm
because the other guy from Whitelettuce kind of looks like
a knockoff John ham You.

Speaker 4 (02:10:54):
Gotta respect Walton Goggins for making just a terrible hairline
sexy because he grew it out.

Speaker 1 (02:11:00):
Yeah, it's like on top of his head. Did you
did you finish White Lotus? Yeah? Just finished. What are
your thoughts on the finale? I have not I've not
watched the season. Ye, I'm gonna being the finale. I
did like the finale, the season overall, it was kind
of like the three out of five for me. Okay,
but that's because we watched it week to week. If

(02:11:23):
if you just binge, yeah, if you're gonna binge it now,
you probably will like it more. Okay, all right, I'm
gonna do that this weekend, I think. Okay, So we
got Kiera Knightley The Doors, Sean Connery, Maria shri Pova,
Stefan Edinburgh, Brian Eno, Wila Davis and Jennifer Lopez, Walton Goggins,
Jon Ham, Alexavechkin. All right, here we go, three, two, one, ooh,

(02:11:49):
Marie Shipova pops up again, Denzel Washington, Madonna, I thought
about doing Madonna, Humphrey Bogart, Angelina, Jolie Bradley Cooper and
Nirvana and Ryan Gosling. Last one, we'll do one more Oasis,
Mary Pickford, Beyonce, Bet Midler, Geane Arthur, Paul Giamatti, Judy
Dench and Joe Damaggio. Fuck fuck.

Speaker 3 (02:12:12):
Probably right, have ov in there because he's rushing in
their boy, that might be it.

Speaker 1 (02:12:16):
He didn't even think about that. All didn't think But
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