Pass The Gravy #612: Fashionable Hole

The guys talk about space, Easter, and the NBA and NHL playoffs. They also do a mock draft of rabbits. 


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, Powder Top and lead spreads as we listen, it's
a past the Grave Grave we go and fishing today
with Chunky and Houston Houston Baby. Now we go ahead
and link. Can we get rich Todays?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Bitch Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Everybody?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
It's Past Gravy episode number six hundred and twelve with
friends Alex, Pat and Bobby Jokes. Happy Gravy Day to
you and yours and all that celebrates whether or not
you're listening to us or watching us on the YouTube,
which you can do. Every episode is available on YouTube
YouTube dot com slash at Past Grady Podcast. Well, golf's over,

(00:59):
so we don't really care about out for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Hey, I enjoyed it.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
I did too when my cable was working. So my
cable went out National Championship first half on Monday and
Sunday for three hours during the final round of the Masters.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
But don't worry.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I got a forty nine dollars and seventy one cent
credit for all of that time. Don't worry. It was
so worth it.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Oh, I'm sorry, buddy.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
It was so worth it. I was like no, no, no, no,
I'm going to My bill is going to be forty
nine dollars and seventy one cents. That's what I will
be paying. I dude, I give a fuck. I'm gonna
just like send me to collections bitches. I don't fucking
care anymore. I feel like, like, oh no, did I
disconnected the the stores? Wi fi? I'm just gonna go

(01:49):
yank all the shit out of the fucking store and like, well,
that sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I understand you were probably still under contract. How did
you not get somebody new when you moved? Because I'm
still under contract, Like you just set it yourself. Send
you to collections? Just stop. You should actually call them
up an offer, be like, listen, I understand I'm still
under contract. Look up the record of how many times
I've called you people. Let's just call it what it is.

(02:12):
Let's have a clean now.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I just go to the store so I seem.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Annoying you guys, or yeah, just tell them that, like
you guys, you recognize me, you know who I am.
That should never happen with a customer at Infinity.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Well, now that I know that, Like they send them
home and they don't let them work the rest of
the week. If you give them anything below a seven
on the on the review.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
That's a shitty company policy. What if it's just a
dickhead customer.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Like me, So like, yeah, they didn't want to deal
with me. On Sunday when I went and I was like, hey,
it's they're in the Masters that They're like, well, there's
an outage, and I was like, that's fucking awesome, dude,
I don't care. I don't care that there's an adage.
Tell me how much you're taking off. And they put
me on an iPad talking to somebody somewhere else, and
then her mike like the mike wouldn't work, and I said, oh,
the expan or bleep that blp that oh, the uh

(02:57):
insert cable company that I'm not allowed to say, but
I'm going to say. I was said to that cable
company without saying the name, Oh, that one doesn't work.
That's crazy. How crazy is that? Like you're oh, none
of your software works? What a crazy thing.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's only the biggest golf tournament of the It's.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Why I'm fucking here. I was like National Championship Game
first half this Like, that's why I have the packages
that I have.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
You really should go up there, like next time.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Well I cussed. I was like, it's fucking bullshit, and
they're like, if you say that, if you if you
curse again, I'm going to disconnect the corn. I was like,
if you disconnect the car, I'm just gonna give you
a zero. I'm just gonna give you a zero and
the thing and we'll see how it plays out. And
then she didn't disconnect the carn I cost a couple
other times, so like, feel like you need you need
to feel like I called her bluff.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
You need to just go ask me. Listen, you guys
give you give me horrible service. I don't want it anymore.
You have to be tired of dealing with me?

Speaker 4 (03:47):
No, can you just it's like South Funk, were they good?
You wanna go to direct TV? Ha? Ha, you can't
go to direct TV. It's not available here.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
There's options.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
The Minecraft episode, it's like that one.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Can we just get fucking like Google Fiber already.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
And we need gravy Fiber gravy. You need to just
invent our own as Internet.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
But it's only for sports and porn.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
And pass your gravy people, So then we have a
few of the people on the network is vocal porn. Yeah,
vocally exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
I didn't want to get on a cable rant to
start us off. But golf's over, so we don't really
we're not talking about it shot Rory McElroy.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
But also it's been fun to be like mcilvoy Roy McAvoy.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah. I was either saying Roy McElroy or Rory MCIs.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Change it every time you talk about it, because then people, everybody,
everybody corrects you on it and oh.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's not what I said, and then you say it
right the second.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
The British's North is from northern Ireland. Oh, that's like
in in England in the north. It's in Britain, right,
I think, so.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Is it. I thought it was just northern Ireland. I'm
pretty sure it's Oh you mean like Great Britain. I
thought you meant on like the British or like the
English or you.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Know, northern Ireland and Scotland. I think there's Great Britain.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
They're the Protestants. Yeah, that's why they don't say they're
from Ireland. They say, no, we're Northern Ireland. Yeah, it's
kind of weird. They don't like my people, the drunken Catholics.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
You're from like a North, anywhere, a South or an
East or a West. It's like, just pick one.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
West Virginia.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah, get the fuck out of here. Don't come at
me with your fucking takes. West Texas like you're not
just be from Virginia, dude, No, West Texas is in
its own state.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Good point.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
You're from the west part of Texas, that's fine. Like
South Dakota, North Dakota and North Carolina, South Carolina, get
the fuck out of here. I don't care about what
you're saying. North Dallas, Yeah, don't care about them. Don't
care about them at all.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I'm just trying to think of anything directionally named.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
If I being a little agro to start the pod,
let me start the pod off. Then well this is
the restart of the pod, not restart, but just.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Question.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
And i'd ask you, what food do you think would
make the best weapon.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, I did find out the other day that a
starfish is edible, Yeah, so that would be pretty good,
like injustar Yeah, you're just like and it's right, and
they're scratchy. Yeah, a marlin that.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Was so I was like swordfish if you could use
the entire thing.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Sawfish is also out there, but.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Like a swordfish, like you typically when you're getting a
sort like a swordfish, you're not porcupine sword.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
If you could like get the porcupine to just like
kind of curl up on your hands, that's not a food.
And then oh that's right, I'm just I was just
thinking animals, not food. Sorry, I got onto animals after start.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
I mean there's lots of animals.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
That you Okay, old on, let me rethink into food.
I mean, Durian fruit just because it smells so bad.
That's kind of like a bio weapon.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
So okay, I had three. My three were swordfish, if
you could use the whole fish. My second one was
a candy cane because you can just make a shank
out of it like anybody, and then you just should
just shrink somebody. And then third is the peaches from
white lotus that are poisonous.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I know nothing about that.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
It's poisonous. So you just beg here pat have an apple,
and you're like and then you die.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Where can I get these?

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Thailand?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
All right?

Speaker 4 (07:19):
It's called the pop pot tree.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
All right, don't have to worry about coming back and
spend all my money to get there. Let's go. Uh No,
you know what, but I don't think we can use
marlin because that's not the part of the food, right.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
So, because it's food and you usually just fed the
meat at that point. Candy canes, though, is great.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Coconut people die from coconuts falling slaying that ship. Yeah,
it's like a deadly dodgeball.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Coconuts really good in that same vain.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
Could you say peanuts, Yeah, yes, it's very deadly to
a tiny percent of the population.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
And that percent of the population. If a fucking peanut
can take you out, you're week And people might be like,
that's cool, it's okay, cousin has a peena on allergy.
It's in the family. I'm allowed to say it. Teddy,
your fucking weakest ship, dude.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
No, a peanut does play. But again, it is like
Pat said, it's a smaller group of the population, whereas
like poison fruit like that to everybody can be poisoned.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Marsmellows can choke you would you say that's a deadly food?

Speaker 6 (08:18):
No, I mean could be, could be. My answer is
banana though, hazard you slip on them?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Well, you could like shove the banada down their throat,
but you could do the peel down, so they try
and run from you shove it down their throat and
then they slip boom, hit their head.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Carrot. Do you ever see rock and Roller? No? Or
was it? No? It was Clive Clive Owen? Was it?
Was it Rock and Roller? Or was it smoking aces?
His character likes to stab people in the eye and
kill him with carrots.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Carrots would work already kind of shank without having to,
so you get to suck the candy cane to make
it a shank.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, but also the carrot is only deadly directly in
the eyeball, whereas you get that shanked candy cane owls
and you would get them anywhere.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
I think candy canes would be my guess.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Candy cane is really good. I'm trying to think of
other foods that might be sharp.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
A biscotti, you could probably shake people with those.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Maybe like some toffee could cut your esophagus going down.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
I think candy cane. I think candy cane is good.
Answering would be good. I just can't think of anything
any other foods that are better knives.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
You know, this one's up for debate with an icicle.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Not necessarily food.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
It's edible.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
It's not food people do have, like ice chips.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Ice chips, but ships they melt so quickly. They're not
really a danger.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
That's why they give initially they are. But I feel like, I.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Mean, I think, I feel like. You could also rephrase
this question as what food makes the best knife, what.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Food makes the best weapon? Though, because weapon could also
be poison, which is why the fruit counts too, pufferfish.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
If you don't prepare it extremely delicately in the correct way,
it's a very poisonous food, Like you have to study
for ten years as a sushi chef you like and
get killed. No, but also the food you're talking about
isn't real.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
It is real. It's called a pong pong tree.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
But it's not real.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
It is real.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's from a TV show based on real shit. The
real shit just being that Thailand is a place that exists.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
No, I looked it up. I watched The fruit is real.
I watched White Lotus.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
He said it was just a poison peach. It is No,
it's not a peach. It's a peong pong it's.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Called I don't know, it looks like a peach. That's
how they explained it on the show. But I looked
it up. It was like poisoned tree Thailand and they
were like, yeah, these are called pong pong trees and
they do this.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Whiskey's poison if you drink.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Enough of it, if you drink enough.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
But that's that's liquid, not food.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
I think candy cane is our answer.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, I think we gotta go with candy cane.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Just make a shift out of that in no time.
All right, Well, somebody let us know if we were wrong.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
If you can think of a more dangerous food, you
let us know.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
In the comments on the YouTube. Let us know. But
I think that candy cane is our answer. Or poison fruit.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Screw that poison fruit. It only exists one place in
the world. Puffer fisher everywhere everywhere, But they're more than
They're more than just one place.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
I mean you probably find poison fruit other places, like
different kinds of Amazon.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I'm sure there's fifty different poisonous plants.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Right. What was your thoughts on white loads? Just because
now I finally can talk to you about it, did
you finish it? Already. I watched all eight episodes one day,
well in one day. It was house sitting this weekend
for my parents, and so I was like, I got
plans burn through this bad Boy. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
We watched it week to week, so I thought it
was way better.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Being able to go boom boom boom boom boom.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I'm house sitting this weekend now, so I might have
to do it.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Just burn it, dude, And it's offset, like, I mean,
they had some callbacks to other stuff.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
Yeah, not a ton, not a ton. You don't need
to have watched season one and two.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yeah, although you could start with one and two and
then go oh yeah I should do that. No, you
don't have to. It's not really do.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
The other seasons have Walton Goggins No, Okay, I might
skip that then.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
But yeah, I thought it was better than season two.
I'd go one, three, two if I had to rank them,
and I feel like most people thought season three sucked.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
I would I would go two, one, three.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
You're the only person that I've heard not say that
one was the best one. That's all I've heard was
that one was the best.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
I like I like season two more.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
I like think like I was just over Jennifer Coolidge
by season two, probably and it got weird and there's
some weird ship in season three. Oh my god, these
gays they're trying to kill me.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
These gays are so bid with that.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
Yeah, things are opened up more. In season two. They
were in Italy and they're like they went to more locations.
From what I remember season one, it was pretty much
just the hotel.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, I don't even know why. I was like, I'm
not gonna watch it. I didn't think you would. I
don't care about rich people vacationing and people because it's
more than that. It's not really though, I don't care.
I've got way more shows that I'm actually getting interested in.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Rich people vacation and their assholes a lot of times.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
And then I also heard like half the appeal of
this season was just hyper Posy's voice, the mom with the.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Preppy Loizam, I don't know, I just called. I forgot
her names. I forgot most of their names. The whole time.
He's like, that's Louisipam, that's the hot actress lady.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
That's a hard people online doing creations.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
I knew Lachlan Popper, No, I think Walton Gogins is Rick. Yeah,
there's Gary slash Greg.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
Yeah, there was Chelsea. There was Chelsea was teeth right, Uh,
Timothy was a husband.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
I just called her. You just called her teeth.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Maybe I'll read the book on the season.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah, which also I didn't know this that Timothy was
fucking lucious.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Spoiler alert spoiler alert probably should started out that I
didn't give any spoilers.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Lucius Malfoy is the fucking saying names. I thought that
was Lucius Malfoy is the dad in the show. And
he's like three, and he's like I got a North
Carolina accent, and I was like, what do I know
him from? She's like he was Draco Malfoy's dad, and
I was.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Like, what a cunt in this too?

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Kind of all kind of maybe like all right, boss,
let's uh, let's go on, Let's follow the hotel's cell
phone policy and turn all cell phones in.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
All right, Lachlan do this. You can't be famously British
in do an American accent. It just takes you completely
out Rick Grimes, but but he wasn't famously British.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Before Regrets Love actually ever heard of it, never seen
it a lot of people had them. Yeah, I uh.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
I was a dude, a young dude before and after
for many years of that movie. So I just refuse
to watch it.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
He's like, not a knockoff looking Johnny Ham because he
has short hair instead of his long.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Blinde Why not? Why didn't they just get John Ham?
It was he too busy doing snl No.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
They wanted the guy, the bad guy from Harry Potter.
But I was telling Emma every time, like there would
be some like Cliffhanger at the end of it. I'd
be like, oh, I better know there is the Death
Theaters got him. The Death Theaters are coming to get him.
He's got to serve his He's got to serve the
dark lords. You know how this goes? Okay, and it's
enough white lotus talk. But I do like season three.
I thought Season three was a lot better than like

(15:34):
the way that everybody had pitched it had been, like, Dude,
this season, fuck it sucks, binge it. It's way better
if you binge it.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
It's got Walton Goggins, He's awesome and everything.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Snake show that was the funniest, funniest part of the
whole thing. No funny snakes the snakes in Yeah, I'm
definitely out there. Funniest funniest part of the was the
snakes and then the mom getting a massage and having
to take a little resip him because she needed to
relax before a massage. I was like, what, Okay, I

(16:03):
think he might have a pill problem. Lady, she does
have a spoil.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh, the rich white lady has a pill problem. Shocker. Okay,
I talk like this and vacation around the world and
my daughter's are richly cut. Yeah, I could tell you
that lady does pills.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Just like if like we aren't vacation guys on the like,
if you had to pick ten places to go on
a vacation too, you could go anywhere you didn't have
to pay. Thailand's not on your top ten? Is it same?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
If I had to create a top ten or are
we talking like anywhere in the wor just outside of
the country. I mean I probably have ten places or
eight of my top ten would be in America.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Okay, yeah, no, So like pat you can go on
any vacation you want for a week and we like.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Would probably be like number four or five for me. Honestly, really,
I don't think I have ten places I want to go,
And my buddy's been to Thailand and said it was
really cool.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
I'm not saying it's not cool. I'm just saying, like
I just didn't I don't get like Japan, don't want
to go there, China, don't want to go there, Taiwan don't.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Are you kidding me? If I had to go, and
it would probably be anywhere in Ireland one, Tokyo two,
go to Japan. I want to be the biggest person
in the country. That's also possibly Australa would be cool,
but like, I think Thailand would be pretty dope. And
my buddy's been there, said you or sorry. Colombia above Thailand, verkache.

(17:24):
They got some women down there, Okay, Columbian women are
crazy and beautiful, which is a combo. I am very attractive. Yeah,
and then like Thailand, Like I think I've got like
five places I would want to go in the world.
I don't want to go to Mexico.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
I want to just go all over Italy, Italy, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Puerto Rico during baseball season I think would be cool.
But like also I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Yeah, I'm not a scout, like I go on vacations.
Like day three, I'm like, I kind of want to
just be home, but I want to do all the
travel stuff.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
I'd go to like Edmonton, Alberta.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
I would not ever go to Canada, like.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
What I'm saying, Like, if I had, that's where I
would go. What did you do? I went to a
small town and I drank in a bar for six days.
Did you experience the culture? I drank in one of
their bars with their people. No.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
I went to an all inclusive and I party.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Which is also the exact same thing I would do
to go to if I went to Ireland, I would
just drive to some small town, get a hotel, and
I would just be a regular in their pub for
a week.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, I wouldn't want like and by party, I mean
when I say I just partied all week, like in
Jamaica for my honeymoon, which is really my only real
travel experience I have as an adult. I went and
we wed, snorkeling, we got massages, but that's kind of
what we feel like. We had to do stuff and
then we just sat on the beach and drank and

(18:38):
I was like, that rocks. That's all I want to do. Like,
I like you can do that in Florida.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Nothing.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Yeah, but then you like, I'm in Jamaica, this is cool,
and then you eat it all the cool restaurants in all.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I just know i'd get a sunburn in eight minutes
too close to the equator.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
But when you're add an all inclusive, they got all
the awnings and shit, and you just like lay on
like a bed under it rocks.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I don't care about spin.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
I don't go nowhere in Europe.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I also I don't count Ireland and England as Europe.
It is very I mean continental Europe. Maybe Sweden, and
like Norway. My buddy's been in Norway said it's cool
as shit. Past large Viking women. That's what I'm picturing.
I'm just picturing tall blondes with his zinsen.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Just take me back to Jamaica. That's all I want
be Jamaica one through ten.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
But Tokyo. I kind of want to just go to
Tokyo and dress up as Godzilla and walk around. I
don't think they would find it as funny, as would
not at all. Some of them probably would. I bet
some of them would be because they do that. What
do you mean by the Asian women oh, clip that
one to specifically Japanese. Shouldn't say Asian Japanese women.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Oh they all look the same to you. That's why
you just categorize someone's the same.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Pretty close.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Let's move on. Let's move on.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
What did I have?

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Are you guys getting political texts still?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Nope?

Speaker 4 (20:06):
I'm getting like school board texts and I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
No, I still get the tools.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
I don't fucking I get that a couple of times.
But now they started putting them in groups, and then
you have people that respond to the group thing with
just middle fingers. I'm like, dude, guys, you don't don't
reply all.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I've never been in a group for it. I've been
in a group for it.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
It's annoying. I just report as junk. But I've started
reporting all of these is junk, and it's like every
day like so and so it's fighting to take away
something in schools.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I'm like, I don't care. I hope I was, I'd
be a good I fucking hate school Well.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
I honestly hope they do now because you're texting me
and they're not like, whatever side is it texting me?
I want that side the.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Way you should respond being no, okay, it's not a
real person. Yeah, but you should respond and just be like, Okay,
I'm angry you texted me. I will now vote for
the other guy out of spite. If you've veenmo me
twenty dollars, I won't vote at all. I don't think
that's legal, that is, Why would that be illegal? You
can't pay for votes. No, no, no, no no. You're asking

(21:08):
you not to vote, not to vote for them. I've
already said my vote is going to go to the
other guy because you've pissed me off. But if you
give me money, I just won't vote.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
I think that's also the same thing.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
You're not paying me not to vote. You're paying me
not to vote for the other guy out of spite.
You're paying for a vote and not vote. It's it's
a spike vote. Though there there is legal wiggle room
for a spipe vote.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Look, buddy, I'm not going to vote. Okay, I'm not
gonna go vote.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Not not real election, the big election that's all vote
school board.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
That has no effect on me.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
I don't give a shit about you guys.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
The only way I think I would get like, vote
for local.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Maybe I run for a school board? Should I just
try and take over one? We could do like a
passing Gaby Hostel, takeover of like a school board. You me, Robert,
I'll get on the board, and we're just too crazy.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Shit, we could bankrupt hi SD so quickly.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
I think it's bank and.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Not even on purpose. I don't know, dude. I thought
candy bars in every classroom was a good idea.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
First off, let's get through the banned booklist, gang and
it's every book we had to read for school.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Reinstitute smoking rooms.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Hey, kill a mockingbird, get it out of here. Alien
Chronicles Nope.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
You know what, Fuck you Beowolf. We don't need to read.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Anything so problematic. Guy here, never read it?

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, I read the first chapter and made a B
on my test just by making guesses.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Only book allowed in libraries. It's Great Gatsby. That's the
only fine one, all right, it was pretty sick. And
picture books Guinness Book of World Records. Nope, Gravy Book
of World Records.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
We haven't published.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Well, they're not allowed to publish.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
You still need to cool pictures nope, Ripley's believe it
or not? Bo Yep, there we go, We'll.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Do that one yep, and the like three comic books, some.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Old national geographics, only one of which has some old
titties in it. But you don't tell the kids which one.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
We put tape over them.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
A secret book hidden in the in the base of
one of the bookshelves that teaches kids how to eat pussy.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
And then I think I would just surprise lunch, Like
what is this? Oh, it's like, would you get like
double Jeopardy. You're like, oh shit, oh your daily double.
You're like free lunch for everybody. My initial at nine am,
I don't care, it's lunch time.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
I knew exactly what you meant, But in my head,
surprise lunch, it would just be the hallways are fold
and teachers just come out and just start food fighting
kids and just drilling.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
That's that's the opposite of it.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Like you're walking to second period, you still haven't woken up.
Your math teacher jumps from behind a corner and just
pegs you with an entire cake right in the face.
The pe coach throws a full sausage link at your ankles.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Yeah, I'll still take over of a school board.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Would be really funny.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
I'm gonna do that. If anybody's fucking with my ship,
my kids in school, I'm gonna just take over the PTA.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
That would be even better to take over, because school
board you have to do actual shit. PTA means nothing
and it's only for parents on a.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
He didn't even show up.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, like, I took this seat just because I didn't
want Karen to have it, because she's a total fuck.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Bit, all right. First first rule of order is she
can't come to the meetings anymore.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
First rule of order, Karen's on. Billy is allowed to
be bullied.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
All of our kids bully him. Yeah, No, we're anti bullying.
We're anti bullying unless it's the parents. We can bully
the parents. We just yelled. Don't yell at Billy. Yell
at Billy's mom and Billy's mom comes to pick him up.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
I don't know. Sometimes kids need to be yelled at.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
I'm not I'm anti bully. So that's how I get elected.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I'm not anti bully at all.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yeah, you would never get elected, dude, That's what That's
why I'm more of the politician in this pod.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I don't know, man, wings of change or in this country,
wings of change.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Not Wings of Change. Okay, wings of change.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Dreams take wing. That's an actual George w. Bus quote.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Well it's a great quote.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
It is. You gotta let your dreams take wing. What
else did I have for precup segment?

Speaker 7 (25:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
You spilled cum in your pants?

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Oh yeah, spilling cumin on my pants?

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Oh? Cum in my pants? Did Was there anything in convenient?
You just want to say I spilled.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
I saw cuman the other day making some I was
making some bourbon chicken, you know, so I was throwing
some spices and ship.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
You drinking a little bit of the bourbon at the
same time.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
It's not bourbon. No bourbon's in it. It's a fun fact.
Bourbon chicken has no bourbon in it.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Stole Nope, Nope, nope.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
It wasnated by a Chinese chef on Bourbon Street.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Changed your name. No, it's pretty dupe though.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
You put like it's got like one of those like
Chinese recipes where you're just like, all right, soy sauce, ketchup,
brown sugar, garlic, apple cider vine or your apple juice.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
It just sounds like you're making barbecue sauce, just.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
A bunch of It's basically like barbecue sauce. Then you
just marinate it. Are you like just simmer it in
the chicken for twenty minutes and you're like, just fucking rocks.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
You know what? It made that better? Bourbon?

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Nope, no bourbon was available at that Uh, I don't know.
The cuman one is just what I cam up with it.
And then the last thing we had, Uh, there's a
guy that I went to school with that is a
uh a dad influencer, and he had a kid that's
like a little bit older than my kid, but like

(26:28):
he's a first time parent, and there's nothing that infuriates
me more than first time parents. Not mom's first time dads.
You're your first time mom. You did the shit, you
went through the ship. I fucking hung out in a
chair and was like, hey, we got this. You got this.
Breathe like, I'm not an expert. I need to shut
the fuck up. I don't need to give other people advice.
If you were like, hey, Alex, what would you say,

(26:49):
like if you ask me for advice? That's different. But
like to go on and just like whore your kid
out for like, oh, looks, this is what'saw And so
we like donuts, We like to go to the donuts
stores like that kid can't eat donuts.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Every little or also every kid in the world like sugar.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
He tries to do influence your ship and I've seen
a lot of other people because I hate watch it.
Then that that's what my feed things I want to watch.
So it's just like dad vice ship. And it's like,
if you have one kid, fuck off, fuck off, I
don't need your advice, know how.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Slowly or shortly after he said he's gonna have a second. No,
if you have two one kid, Alex always like to
be on here going oh I was a.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Peri, but it's used to be making fun of those people.
Also not okay with two kids? Yeah, three kids, that's
when you're in the ship. That's who should be given
the advice. This is it Yet I got a horde
of kids.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I don't know two kids. I think you're allowed to and.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Also really care. I don't care about like the dads
don't have the good advice. It's the moms have the
good advice.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
No, you gotta listen to dads because dads will teach
you how to have fun with your children. But this
dude will be if you only listen to mom's That's
how you end up with a country that's like France.
You're just a bunch of posts.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
This dude will do like Sunday dadvice.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
I'm just anti dad.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
A few things that we do in our household are
this and this, Like tight, dude, I don't fucking care.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
You should comment. One thing we like to do in
our household is shut the fuck up.

Speaker 8 (28:23):
Hey, did you know that? Quick tips for all the
dads out there? Make sure you get a baby gate.
Oh no way, I've never fucking heard of that.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Hey, make sure you put the covers on the outlets
and baby proof you're home before you get the kid home.
Thanks dude, that's not the most generic advice I've ever
heard of.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Anyone find this, you need to give it to you. Yeah,
because I'm gonna chat that just talks about these I'm
gonna be like, quick tip for the dads out there.
The sectomies are worth it.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
You do the hate posts, Oh no, I'll just.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Not hate post dickhead comments not fully mean. It's kind
of a dickhead.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
I want to blow my spot. Like, if you want
to DM at passerypod on Instagram, I'll send you the link.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
Don't make it obviously you got it though, Okay, that
would be really funny.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
I mean, do I know this person is just somebody
use somebody you know from college? Okay, so I'm a
complete random They're.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Pretty funny, but I want to comment on so much time,
and she's like, no one fucking cares. Stop just using
your kid for content.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
This is not your content.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
It just it bugs me when people's like entire content
is trying to just use their kids to get likes
and shit, and I fucking hate that. Like I try
not to post my kids.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Eight minutes ago. Here's their face, Like, dude, come on.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Like I post my kid. I get it, but like
I don't do it all the time. I try not to.
If you look at most of my posts, they're not her.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Your social media is not your children, Yeah, it's you.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
And then sometimes I think, oh, I did this thing
with her, okay, cool, but not always like so and
so and I went to BUCkies and first things she
wanted to do was try the Beaber Nuggets. Like she
doesn't have tea, she can't.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Early not cool. I forgot to buy beber nuggets when
I went to a BUCkies.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
This weekend all right, I'm just ranting about influencers that
like Dad, influencers, we don't really need him.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
There's too many influencers don't really need him.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
There's too many influence there's too many.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
We need to chill out on it. We should have either.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
A lot of mom influencers seem like they're annoying, but
like I feel like there's a lot to gain from,
like a woman that actually gave birth telling me what
the advice is.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
We should have a tournament, tournament of influencers. There can
only be so many give it. It's like, let's say
a thousand. We gotta be a thousand influencers in the
country at any given moment.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Go and we can vote him out as thanks survivor. Yeah, nope, Sorry,
what do you do?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
I act like a dickhead to people on YouTube and
I call them prank videos, but I'm just really being
an asshole. Your license is revoked. Also, you're in jail
in the Philippines for.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
The next The beans guy is funny and he does
just pranks.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
No, there was that guy vitally that all he does
is annoy it. Like he goes to other countries and
is rude to them. The Philippines just arrested him and
they're like, I don't know. We went keep him for
fifteen years. We haven't decided this sentence yet. One that
I do. He was perfectly fine with me.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Hate watch, but I kind of like it. Sometimes is
the guy that just does like he just films in
public and then gets people to freak out on him
for filming in public and they're like, why are you
standing here? Oh, you know, just just filming for what?
Just for a project? Well project, I don't give you
my consent. It's like, well you shouldn't walk up to
the camera. Then it's public property. And then they call

(31:32):
police and it's like I'll watch all of that. I'll
watch and then in my agroith, I guess what Alex
likes to watch and it ruins it. That's enough of
me talking about games and shit that I watch on
the internets. What do you guys got for frecome?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I This is just it's it's not really anything. It's
just ridiculous. I am now back in possession of my
college diploma for the first time since the day I
got it. Oh shit, you know up? No. I But
as I was leaving my parents Monday, morning. My mom
was like, oh, yeah, I got a bag of like
some of your old stuff. It's like picture albums in

(32:08):
your diploma. I was like, oh yeah, I always kind
of assumed you had that one, but I never really.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Just put like thumb tacks on it, like don't like
frame it or anything, just put it up like we're
like duct tape.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
It to the wall. It's been in my trunk. I
haven't even taken it out of the bag with the
other shit that it's in. It's been just sliding around
my trunk for four days now. I don't know what
the funk am I supposed to. Hey, here's my diploma.
I didn't use it. I work in a restaurant, but
it looks cool. Yeah, I'll probably just put it up
in the remote episode man Cave.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Yeah, but like duct tape it so it looks really glassy.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Actually, what if I like go to my buddy's house
and I hide it in his house, hang it up
there like he just he never opens it and says
text a university. So he thinks, what if I went
over to his house and took his off the wall
and replace to swop him swapped it? Do that?

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Definitely do that.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Because actually, yeah, I think about that. Some bitch never
even mentioned that I switched out his silver Ward war No,
I didn't notice. Probably didn't I need to ask him, like, dude,
did you ever notice.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
His wife did it? It was just like, oh, I
change his things sometimes.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
It's not a bad idea. I think I'll have to
do that. But yeah, I just.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
I went, you go, just switch like how a door is,
and then that that door used to open in, now
that opens out. That's weird.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I went ten years of just having an idea where
my college diploma was.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
But you don't really need your diploma for like a
like you can show that like I graduated from here,
but like do you need to be like present your diploma.
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Honestly, I haven't opened There's a chance that the diploma's
fallen out and it's not even in there.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Still, just like I didn't piece of paper I just
gave you when you walked.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
In the bag of all the shit that was in there,
I saw the outline of what looked like it would
be a diploma, and I didn't open it to check.
I don't care declaration independence, but it was just a
moment for me. I was like, I'm thirty four and
I just now got mylo had no fucking I know.
At one point I think we had to mail it
to my sister initially because my parents were moving or something,

(34:10):
and then eventually it got to my mom. And like
every like three or four years, I feel like I
would ask me, do you know where my diploma is?
She's like, I don't have it. I'm like, I'm pretty
sure you do one.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
But okay, my parents hung mine up and they're like,
do you want it? And I'm like, no, I don't
really know where to do it. I'm not a doctor.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
You should hang it behind you for the peep show. Yeah,
but just through a mind everyone.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
I graduated. I went to college for this graduating. I
had like a two point six grade GPA from.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
A D two school.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
You know, No, it's not a D one school now
was at the time, not what it was?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
What it is? I went to. I started at a
D two school and I finished out a D one,
same school.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
D one school. No, you did it, D one school, Robert,
what you got for pre cup segment?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Nothing? This time?

Speaker 6 (35:01):
I think this time just pass, just passed the pass?

Speaker 4 (35:05):
All right, pass, let's move on to the Comeback Kids segment,
where we tell you what's back according to us.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
This week it's the comeback kid of the week, comeback
kid of the week, bitch.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
All right, a first comeback kid. This week it's women
because her story was made this week. Boys her history.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah, I didn't know you could send seven passenger princesses
into space.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
They were astronauts. Slay girl boss.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
What do they do? How did they steer.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Using their They sinked, They all sinked, and they in
sync flew it and then.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
There wasn't a button in that entire spacecraft.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
That's because they sink themselves. They sink their bodies. That's
what women can do that men can't do.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
I was like, for people that don't know, a bunch
of rich women got thrown into space and then came
back to Earth.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Katy Perry, Gail King, and Jeff bezos is fiance.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
And everyone's like, oh my god, what an achievement. I
was like, they didn't. The only thing they achieved was
being able.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
To pay for this, or getting gifted.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
It, or getting gifted Yeah, like, I'm pretty sure Oprah
probably paid for Gail. I don't know. I actually they've
been friends for so many years. She's probably folded into
a lot of Oprah's businesses. So Gil's probably richest. Shit
Bezos's girl. Yeah, he obviously paid for it, Katy Perry,
I'm sure the record label paid for it. Yeah. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
I thought it was cool they did it, and then
everybody was like this, fuck bullshit.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Did they have to train for like two months to
be up there for twelve minutes? Fuck it, that's not
worth it.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
When things go bad? You ever see a challenger.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Exactly what if things go bad? Just just what. I
can watch the video of them doing it, same experience,
the same I don't know.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
If somebody's like pat you in space, would you say now.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
I'd probably say no, I bet it seems like a hassle.
And they went on, I'd go, now, your travel isn't
so tight right now? Well, that one went fine. I'm
just saying I want to want to do because like,
what if but then no more bills.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
No more bills, see and you go out and blaze
the glory and they have to talk about you forever.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
I'd probably do it. Yeah, now here's the thing. Do
I have to do anything? Do I have to train. Yeah,
not doing it.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Probably would you go to space?

Speaker 6 (37:39):
No, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Chance so much. Shit, if I went I space, I
bet cool. I was north of San Antonio last weekend.
I went farther than you did.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Yeah, but not up.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
I don't know if that's actually not up though.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Have you ever seen in the Earth's atmosphere? Because I did.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah, remember when that when Red Bull eight years ago
send the guy up that high and then he jumped
out of it. I saw that that was more impressive
than what they did. Also, and then they faked the
opening of the door.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
It opened, and then they reopened it.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Like they started opening from the inside of the Lady
ran over like no, no, no, close it. The photo ops
not ready yet.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Yeah, I don't know. I didn't think as many people
were gonna get mad about it. And then like all
I saw, I was like, that's cool, all right, cool
they did that thing.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
And then people were like.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Fuck them, these pitchers, Oh dare them. I was like,
I don't really feel that way about it, but okay, yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (38:37):
Don't really care that they went up to space.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
I don't care about space as much as other people do.
Like I don't care when there's they're testing rockets and
they're launching things up to space.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
And I like the chopsticks thing that they do in
elons where it's like caught. That's cool every time, like, oh,
rocketsand psych, we got it, We're good.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
But that's not even space, just stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
I don't care. I just thought it was dumb. When
I saw people online like that's so awesome, I'm like,
they didn't fucking do anything. It's it was literally the
exact same thing as if you had been watching me
just sit on my couch watch TV and then randomly
I floated up in the air for like eight seconds,
and then you just watched me sit there for another

(39:22):
nine minutes.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Look, my ten month old came up to me after
watching that, crying and she said, Daddy, does that mean
I can be an astronaut too? And I said, yes, sweetheart,
you can do anything you set your mind too.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
See, my six month old came up to me afterwards.
It was like, Dad, I wasn't super happy with the representation.
There was too many white women in the capsule, and I.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Was like, yo, king, and it's Lauren Sanchez. Very diverse
cast and crew.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
So just one of each.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
I think there were more.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Did they have a French Polynesian woman in there? Because
representation matters?

Speaker 4 (39:58):
I don't know what about an indoor a win Amanda
Wind was there.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
I don't know if that is. I couldn't point out
doubt she's Indo Chiny or French polynes or whatever. I
just said, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
I don't asked. I don't see you know, I don't
see color. I don't see race. Oh, I see a space.
So I see that's all that mattered, and represent I
see rights and representation. And really what I saw on
Monday when they did that was not them breaking through

(40:31):
the atmosphere. I saw seven women breaking through a glass
ceiling and then coming right back down. They were like
going all the way up and then well, someone's got
to do the dishes, get them back down.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
I heard someone say there was a few people talking
about it, and there's a woman sitting with them, and
they go, h, how'd you feel watching it? She was like, uh,
a little nervous, and somebody else skills h. There's curves
to hit in space. But then again they weren't driving,

(41:08):
so you know it was pretty safe.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Yeah, but her stream was made, so shout to women.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Shout out women, you did it. Also, they helped me
win the mock draft last week. Nobody understands women did.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Yeah, but they can go to space, so they got that.
They got that golf.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Literally, nothing a man can do that women can't, like
go to space specifically that specifically, Yeah, but there's I
mean there's other things that they can promis you do
you think if you're floating in space and you fart,
it can propel you forward.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Yep, but it can.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
I gar't like there has to be an astronaut at
some point who pulled out his bare ass to test
that theory. Oh yeah, because if you're in the pants,
it's gonna block it. It's not gonna do it. There's
which means if it's happened in space, it means there's
video of it. Why has NASA never released the video?

Speaker 4 (42:02):
That's what they that's what they're hiding that would make
space travel giving us JFK files.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
I want that, Like if you told me Pat, you
can go into space. Also we're gonna give you beans
beforehand and you can just fart and move around. I
would go. I would train for that if I could
propel myself with farts. That's every man's dream, is it?
You never knew it was your dream before this moment,
But do you want to do it?

Speaker 4 (42:26):
I mean if I was in space, yeah, yeah, that's
your dream. It's not my dream.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah, it's totally your dream. You dream of going to space,
and if you were in space, you would fart move around.
That literally makes it your dream. I don't know how
you're not getting this, Robert, explain it to him.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
You're dream about parting.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Clearly another comeback here we got. Let's continue with misogyny.
That that's what I'm good at. Sideline reporters. You're back
because you see the Braves guy they got a girl's
number and was a misogynist and no place for that
in this game.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Yeah, I mean, how dare he ask her for her number?

Speaker 4 (43:08):
They made it a whole bit, dude, Like, So, what
we're talking about is the Braves Sidelinerport. If you're an
Astress fan, the Braves. Julia Morales basically was he was like, oh,
so we're at the viewing deck. No, I got the
got so and so and so and so so you're
from out of town, understand, And she was.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Like yeah, blah blah blah, come in once a year.
This is my friend. We go to Braves game.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
He's like, so you become Braves fan yet, and she's like, no,
not yet. And he's like, well, I guess I got
six six ends Dick in virtue and the guys in
the booth in his ear were like, yeah, you guys
get six end to try and grab that number, he's like,
oh oh, the the fellows are saying that I got
six itens to get your number. And then she ended

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up giving him her number allegedly, and it was like, wow, misogynastic.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
They put her on the spot. I don't know, you've
got free will you can say no, or you can
put a fake number, or you could just say no
or put a fake number, Like I don't think he's
going to attack you on camera?

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Yeah, definitely not.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
That was probably the safest place to be asked on
a date.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Actually, if every no, Actually, if it was a bit
that every time they did a game he went and
was trying to pick up a girl's number, that would
kind of be a funny bit.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I hope they do that.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
It would be weird, be a weird bit, but it
would be funny. So yeah, it's not. I don't know. Like,
if it happened a bunch of times, yeah, that's kind
of a weird thing to do. But if it was
spur of the moment, it was funny. He's being a
corny dude, like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
It wasn't even him, it was the guy's in the
poof well, just doing what he was doing.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
He could have just let it stay in his earpiece,
but he did.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
He couldn't. He could have, though, he couldn't. It his
job to interact with the face. She was a hot blonde.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
He did her number.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
He definitely couldn't. He dared. Also, it was a hot
blonde who was just in town for the weekend. I
don't like she wanted to have funny. Yeah, I help
her have fun. I was like to believe that girls
just want to have fun?

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Would you That's all I was told too. Would you
like to see Atlanta? I can show you around Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
I have special access.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
I know a few things about this ballpark. Why I
want to take you? Get a hot dog.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Then he gets her in the tunnel and an actual
player walks by and she leaves him for him. Probably yeah, probably,
But Ronald Lacuna just steals her right off from underneath
the sideline reporters back in a big way, so bad.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Also, action figures are back, guys.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Did you see this?

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Did you see everybody's action figures?

Speaker 1 (45:34):
They made?

Speaker 4 (45:35):
They they made their action figures, and it's like, guess what, guys.
I have my purse with me and I like to
go swimming, so I have a bathing suit on.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
And we like people are making their own.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
They're going on AI and it's a have you seen this?

Speaker 6 (45:52):
No, everybody's doing it everywhere. Let's see something that I've
seen and I'm not doing it. A lot of these
things I normally don't see.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
It hasn't made it to my Instagram.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
No, it's very annoying. Like everybody that like like that
Braves reporter guy would be like, look at me some look,
I mean it's my action figure and it would be
him and then his two things that would come with
it would be like a microphone.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
I didn't see one. I don't know it was a trend.
I saw one.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
A lot of people are doing it, but I don't
know how they're doing it. There is an AI which
means you have to give AI all of your hobbies.
So now AI when they take over, is going to
know everything that you love, so it will destroy it.
So good idea, guys. Now it gave him the cheek
could when they take over.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Here's the problem though, is.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
And I came with a fishing pole.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
I went on Twitter and see my Instagram. I don't
do anything politically, so that it just stays dogs and boobs.
I do this, but it's all just exactly what you
think my like a conservative, fucking faked. It's all just
making fun of liberals. This sucks. It's all political. I
hate all of this.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Yeah, but Ibody did their action figures and everybody's super
unique in all of them.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Like, this is my thing. I'm a hot girl. I
like pop tarts and I have a knife because I'll
stab you.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Don't mess with me. I'm a spicy Latina, so I
have to have my tacos, my Jimmy Chew shoes and
a knife.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
I'm from Miami.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
I have cocaine and an all white outfit and more cocaine.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
I mean, the Seinfeld ones are pretty cool. I'm not
saying any that are not stupid. All these suck. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
I just imagine everybody's like, holy fuck, dude, Roberts is
exactly what rotten.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Those are the things Robert likes. I'm an Instagram Patty.
I've got an Accura Hot Cheetos. Plan be like a
broken cell phone.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Of course Robertt action figure have. It would have a computer,
It would have an a Wall Nation shirt, it would
have an Astro's hat, and it would not have a
peanut butter and jelly sandwich in it.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Because he hates him. Definitely not have a dog in
his hat.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Would have you'd have what you're wearing right now. But
then it would be like bourbon.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
It would be.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
A dog and a microphone. It's like, because he does
a podcast, he likes to drink and he likes dog.
Let's not pat guys, he likes drinking and dogs. That
is such a unique quality that no one else in
the world has.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Alexes would just be like cribs and fucking baby stuff
because all he talks about are his children. No, no,
it would just be a glass of tears in like
a giant's hat. That would be Alex's likely like red
rings and ones.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Oh sorry, and like a giant and a big crawfish
crawfish because I like crawfish. People forget that.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
You know, you'd be wearing your cow ribbing crawfish shirt.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Yeah, I'd be wearing so may that's so unique.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
I'm so unique. I'm I love that fing.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
I am so unique. No one's built like me. The
action figures, you're back. So if you made your action figure,
don't sham him with us. You do, you just don't
sham with us.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Okay. The there is one of a fat JD. Vans though.
That's pretty good. I mean, look at that thing. That
was a great memes. Actually, the fat J JD Vances,
I don't know if it'll win. Might have to slide
into like.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
The name of the year the year for sure.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
All right.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Also, back is the y Offs. The Yaffs are back, buddy.
NHL NBA Playoffs start this weekend. I'm going to the
Rockets Game one, taking on the Dubs. Fuck Steph Curry,
Fuck Draymond Green. Draymond versus Dylan bro Do you think
we can bet on versus ALP?

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah? No, it's gonna be Draymond versus Dylan Brooks. There's
gonna be gonna be lacking. But I'm just saying there's
gonna be at least one double tech between them. Can
I bet on the total number of technicals in that series?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Probably maybe not the series, but in the game. You
could probably bet that and just bet Draymond to have
one and your problem and Dylan Brooks.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Every game you should bet Draymond and Dylan Brooks to
get teed up. Not every game, definitely.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
I just hope they beat the fuck out of him.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
By game three. Draymond's gonna kick somebody in.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
The nuts, yeah, and then act like it was insane
that they called him for it, or it'll be like,
why mean do you think we won.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
It'll be one of those players where they're jogging down
the court and then like Draymond cuts him off and
throws his elbow up into his neck and then like
swings his arm around and wraps him up, and then
he'll act like, dude, we just got tied up. I
don't know what happened. That's not a foul. Dude, you
fucking assaulted him. If this wasn't on a basketball court,
you'd catch charges. Yeah, yeah, fuck Draymond, that's bad NHL

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playoffs back to you. I think I saw this like
the first time since I think they said nineteen sixty seven,
late the sixties that the Bruins and Red Wings both
didn't make the playoffs.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Yep, and like the first time since like the forties
that four of the six original six teams.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Did not make it. Not my NHL. It'll be fine
next year. That'll be next year.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
I just it's only been nine years since my team
is in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Nine years. Fine, I just need the Bruins to fire
their GM.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Okay with it so sad, they'll be fine. But hey, Rockets, Rockets,
We're fun. We're Rockets podcast, Rocket Cast. We're rock hard
for the Rockets, rock hard for the Rockets. Hashtag make
the hash print the shirts.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
That should be a hashtag rock hard. But it's the
Rockets are because we cheer so hard.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
We cheer so hard that we were like rocket hard.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Dude. If we got the cheering section to all we
were called the cheering section the what if we got
them all to wear rock hard shirts? Yeah, that'd be incredible.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
She's got the rock on it rock hard.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
That actually just does seem like he's I'm starting my
own hashtag rock hard, live hard, play hard, all right,
rock all.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Right, dude, chill out. You have your bull thing on
underrummer or whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Yeah, you have enough money, calm down. What else did
you have for? Come bit? Kid? Uh? Naps? Naps are back, dude,
My Master's Sunday nap. Well, I didn't get that was
so fun. Part of it for me was because I
did have to wake up at five point twenty that
morning to go help my dad do his Knights of Columbus.

(52:45):
I don't know something. I'd wake up early, drive forty
five minutes and then drive back. I was very sleepy.
Uh so, yeah, I got a great Master's Knights of Columbus.
It's like Catholic men's organization or something. It's like, uh,
you know, just people that are in the churchy. It's
like the men that go there and it's like a

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group of men. But then they like do charity work
and ship like that too. Like they were cooking a
bunch of We woke up early to go cook breakfast
tacos for all the guys that were there since three am,
smoking pulled pork to like sell for like church funds
and shit like that.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
You should tell him to buy everybody hats that or
just the kids of Sea Royals hats and see if
anybody doesn't notice, I got us all nights of Columbus hats.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
That would be sick. But yeah, so I got a
great nap on Thursday or Sunday, Sunday, great Matt. Actually
I got a nice little Master's snap on Saturday too.
There you go. It was sick.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
I did not get any Masters.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
But you're a dad. As much as I thought it
was the law that dad's had to sleep during majors, Nope,
not at that point. I guess yet you would think,
but not quite. I think I'm gonna have to report
him to the Dad Council. He's breaking the law is
not one.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
I think you have to.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Yep, there's no diad counts. He thinks there's not a
dad counsel. He's not even cool enough to be in.
If there was, I wouldn't talk about it because he
didn't talk about dead council. I don't think you don't
know about dad. All right, let's just keep talking lower
and lower and.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
H our last comeback, kid is Easter. It's like an
Easter weekend.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
I'm gonna fucking eat so much chocolate on the Monday
and Tuesday after Easter when it goes on Salet Walgreens.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go do that.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Definitely be in chocolate bunnies for days Sundays.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
I should try and get the discount Easter chocolate on
Easter before I go to the Rockets. Gave me to
sneak it all.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
In so much egg shaped dude, the Easters, the egg.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Reass Cadbury Eggs.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Oh wait, are they gonna have egg big cups this year? Oh?
Maybe they should. The peanut butter and jelly ones really good, haven't. Yeah,
it's like we just added another awesome thing. What if
we made it across the bowl but instead of bread,
it was peanut butter.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Chocolate outside done? All right? Yeah, no, that sounds pretty great.
Why would you not do that? Okay, we're gonna do it, America,
do it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
The European mind simply cannot comprehend the Reese's Big Cup.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Have you guys thought about, like how like bread kind
of sucks sometimes and it should be chocolate. No, yes,
it should be chocolate.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Not rephrase it bread never sucks, but.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Like sometimes it's not true, say it can suck.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Yeah, but even when bread sucks and it's stale, you
know what you do, give it to ducks. They love
that ship. Ducks do love bread. It's true.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Sometimes you don't have a duck all the ways.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Though, sometimes you gotta give a duck some bread. Yeah,
it's one of those sayings that people don't realize. They
think it's to give a duck. No, it comes from
give a duck some bread. It's just been shortened over
the years. On Uh, I've been watching Love Is on
the spector Love on the Spectrum.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
I got two seasons down.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Like it looks so entertaining.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
I can't it is though, because like so I'm gonna
start laughing and them. But like the thing about Love
on the Spectrum is like you're not laughing at them,
You're laughing with them because I'm like the biggest fan
of every single one of them. We're like, let's go, buddy,
you date hit it off.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
And like one of the I don't want to take
the chance of laughing at them.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
You're not. You won't. I promise you'll be like so,
like it makes me so happy. That show makes me
so happy watching them be happy, and like even when
they're sad, lips like clips, I mean, like if you're
if you're a love on the spectrum fan.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Tanner's the goat, and so is Madison. Those are those
are my one? Is she the like really famous girl
off of it? No, she's new.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Then there's another girl that kind of just wants to
bang all the time, and I kind of think that's fine.
Like she's like, we should take our relationship to the
next step, and like he's like insinuating she wants to bang,
and it's like all right, like that's what she wants
to do.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
I don't know, Okay, I might have to get it
on this show.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Well, it's just like I don't know. It's it's a
it's like a wholesome show that you see like their
families involved in it. They're like, Mom, I'm gonna go
talk to this girl, Like okay, well what do you
not want to tell her? Like if you if the
date doesn't go, well, don't say I don't like you.
Just say hey, I had a great time with you,
and like end it there. And it's kind of cool
seeing like the learning process and and you'd like Tanner

(57:14):
Tanner's like a boxer puppy. You just like, Hi, I'm
really excited. My name is Tanner And these are the
five things. These are the five animals that I like
the most. Like, well, they because a lot of them
still live with their parents, or like they visit their parents.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
I get that, but that means that at some point
that dad has watched his autistic daughter run around on
TV just trying to fuck guys. There's one that is
that way. But then again, every dad who's had a
daughter on any it's like it's TV show has had
the same thoughts.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
It's a great way like burn through a season because
you can do it like a day and it's thirty
minute episodes. I think they're like six or seven episodes
a season. I love every single person that's on it.
It is not make fun of these people type things,
not to make fun of autistic people. It's like they
have quirky little things that they do. Some of them
will like one girl go on a date and the

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guy is he's his thing is like he can't be
around loud noises, so he's just got headphones on the
whole dates they can't really talk, and it was just
kind of like that's just that's that's a quirky little
part of it. But like she's so sweet about how
she's talking to him, and then when he takes his
headphones off and explains it, you're like, I don't know, man,
Like I'm I'm on his side, and like you root

(58:22):
for the guys. You like every episode leaves me feeling
happy where you're like, fuck, yeah, dude, Like Tanner got
a date. Let's go, dude, let's go. Connor is gonna
go take me lady to a duck pond again, Like,
let's go. I want It makes me so happy watching
that show, like I feel like it's it like warms
your heart. It's like it's a feel good show.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
I want to screenshot the kid wearing the headphones and
just be like he's got dating figured out. Just don't listen.
Just don't listen to women. I mean, not like that,
but can't.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
I loved my favorite. She's so sweet. She's so sweet
and you can tell and she gets excited. She always
has this and like gets really excited. Oh she's so happy,
she's I get excited for it, dude. It rocks a
good show. If you're looking for them, just burn on Netflix,
do it and then get back to me. And if
anybody's watched it, I'd love to chat about it with you.
I need I need a love on the spectrum friend.

(59:19):
There's a reddit for it, probably is, Ah, you know
what wouldn't go to Reddit? Seems like it's probably a
mean place. No, I bet it. I mean there's probably
mean people on.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
It, but like if anyone's gonna be mean to them,
it's gonna be the reddit. Yeah, because every Reddit page
is the thing that they're there to talk about. That's
every Reddit page.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
But it does raise a weirdess because I feel like
a long time, like a lot of times like look,
the longer you go back, like they people are like, oh,
he's autistic, Like they just thought that was it. Like
you're just doomed to that. It's like no, they can date,
they can do they can work jobs, they can do
other things. Like like they're normal people that just have
a thing about them, you know, and like it's cool
to see them overcome that and like oh I can't

(59:58):
talk to people as well, all right, like doing better
than having to kind of let yeah, they are like
they're going to like five dates.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
They have to say it's so enthusiastically Yeah, pat they
fucking are No, But like.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
I don't know, man, it may it makes me happy.
It's a good show. But we were talking about we're
talking about ducks, and Connor takes his dates Duck Pond and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Great Duck Spot, Great Spot. Yeah, ducks are awesome. Yeah
you give him bread. They're all fat and waddling around. Yeah,
they're delicious.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Okay, but Easter's back. Easter's back, and bread rocks except
for when it doesn't, when you get places with chocolate.
That's where we got to that. But we also got
to Easter because we're going to do a mock draft
of rabbits. I'm so pumped for mock drafts and now recapping.
Last week we did our mock draft of things we
don't understand. I thought it was an all time great
mock draft and it was a fairly I mean, Pat

(01:00:53):
had almost half the votes, but oh, I feel like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
A blowout win. I beat you by fifteen percent. Dog
let's blowout. I mean, Robert, how do feel to come
in second? You fucking loser, kind of a moron comes
in second.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
I had forty four percent of the vote, Robert had
thirty and I had twenty six percent. On the season,
Robert and I both have three wins and Pat has two.
We have two more mock drafts for mating. The draft
is next week. We're doing one then, and then, because
we pushed it back a week, we are doing another
one to wrap up mock draft season. Loser has to

(01:01:26):
raise chickens or grab a cops gun.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
So if I win next week, the final week will
be winner take all take There'll be two last places.
Do we both get to I'm saying week because you
guys can fucking juice the vote and make me lose
as you always do. Whoever gets does one raise one
chickens and another one? Oh now, we're just making the rules.
This is two last places. I was gonna say one
should have to get chickens, one grab a cop gun.

(01:01:52):
I call the gun. I'm not raising fucking chickens.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
You just might die.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Okay, you know I'll just buy Pokemon and name every
single one of my Pokemon chicken.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Nope, doesn't count. Doesn't count that way. So we're gonna
do a mock draft of rabbits slash bunnies slash hairs.
If it's if it's basically a bunny, it's gonna like,
I don't know, it's bunny rabbits. Those are rabbits.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
I think.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Yeah, I'm just saying, don't anybody, don't get fucking technical
with us on this. Okay, this is our this is
our drafts, a mock draft of rabbits. Any rabbit will do, fictional, real,
anything like that. So we're gonna do a reverse order
of last week's finish in the snake draft form. It's
gonna go me Robert pat Pat Robert, Me, Me, Robert

(01:02:37):
pat Pat Robert Me. Okay, so the mock draft of
rabbits begins with me, and I gotta take bug Bunny
right off the bat. Bug Bunny fucking he's the rabbit. Yeah,
what type of.

Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
All right, this was a tough one for me because
I didn't I didn't even come up with I always
try to come up with at least twelve in case
you guys all happened to the exact same ones I'm
going with.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
I'm gonna go my number one, Jessica Rabbit.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Jessica Rabbit's good. Fucking Robert's gooning over here.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Yeah, he's a big gooner over here.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Yeah. She was probably gonna be my second pick. All right,
my first pick. I'm happy because I don't get just
one person here, I get over six hundred Playboy bunnies.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
Playboy bunnies, Okay, not as iconic as they once were,
but still fucking Playboy bunny.

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
So you were gonna go just Rabbit number two and
Playboy Bunny number one?

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Yeah, I was going full on horny with.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Now Pat's the goonner, Yeah and Pat the goon al right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
My second pick, I'm gonna take the Energizer Bunny. Damn Yeah,
bunny fucks dude. Oh he does. He keeps going, going
and going and going. Those are good. There's a good pick. Robert,
did you have both of those?

Speaker 6 (01:04:09):
I did have both of those.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
He's running out.

Speaker 6 (01:04:12):
I am quickly running out. Normally, going the pat rounde
doesn't help. As as we've seen it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
This.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Don't win. What is the pat?

Speaker 6 (01:04:30):
I'm gonna go with Lola Bunny.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
The horny draft right now. This bunny is you guys
want to funk next picture trying to take low Pney.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
I'm gonna go Easter Bunny and Roger Rabbit with my
with my next two on that Easter Bunny second, Roger
Rabbit third. I'm surprised you your bunny fell that far.

Speaker 6 (01:05:03):
Yeah, I feel like I is gonna wait because Pat
and I are splitting the votes.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Ye, whoever's the horny is?

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I took one? And it's also just cultural. Playboy monies
are American culture? Excuse me?

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Well on my list, I just had the Playboy Bunny,
so it would have just been the logo.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Yeah, well the logo is part of Playboy Bunnies. That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
No, that plays I'm not saying yours is not allowed.
Back to you, Robert, all.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
Right, this is my third one.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
Right, I'm going with Buster, Baxter Buster from Arthur Arthur, Buster,
you brought her.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
I'm so happy, but it's back to me now right. Yes,
I got too. I'm going to take the chocolate Bunny.
I can't believe that was still their incredible third round value. Yeah,
I even think about candy. Of course you didn't. You
are not on my brain waves. Uh fu do I
go horning again? I mean you committed. I don't think

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I have. I've gotten one of my three picks. Is
horny debatable? Uh? Trying to fuck chocolate bunnies over here?
You are? Uh final one? You know, I'll take one
that sounds dirty? But is it? Thumper Thumper from Bambi
Thumper was a fucking badass.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
All right, Robert, do you have anything left? I do do.

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
Let's see I have I have two left.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Okay, so you get to pick one of those. Yeah,
bring it at home.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
I'm gonna go with the tricks Rabbit, Tricks rap O,
good call.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Tricks.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Rabbit is a solid one, Alex. They're for kids. Then,
the thing is that they're for kids. I did not
have tricks online. I didn't either. You don't think that
would have pickvictim anyway, But like, I like my other
ones more. But that's a damn good pick. Yeah, I
think so too. Hold on, wait, do we not allow it? No?

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
We are tricks are for kids. They are for kids.
But the rabbit okay, fair enough, and then I'm gonna
go B Rabbit from eight Miles b rabbits good character.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
I did not. Oh I've got about ten.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
Yeahs. All right, let's recap it real fast before we
get to honorrod mentions. Robert, you can share us your
last your last pick for honorable mentions. But our mock
draft of rabbits was I add bugs, Bunny, the Easter Bunny,
Roger Rabbit, and B Rabbit from eight mile Robert had
Jessica Rabbit, Lola Bunny Buster, Baxter for Arthur and the

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Tricks Rabbit, Pat had Playboy Bunnies, the Energizer Bunny, Chocolate Bunnies,
and Thumper from Bambi. So we will post the.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Not even think you need to post to that one pull.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Of the mock draft at three o'clock on Thursday the seventeenth.
That will end at five o'clock on Friday the eighteenth.
Winner gets one step closer to not having to grab
a cops gut. That's all we could really ask. Raise
chickens or raised chickens or raised chickens. All right, I

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don't know mentions. What do you got, Robert?

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
My last one was blue Bunny ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Oh yeah, taking that though, because we're in Texas and
everyone blue bale better. All right. The actual first one
that I wrote down, the first thing that popped my
head snow bunnies, which is just another name for white women,
white women. Mm. Peter Cottontail, Peter Cottontail, Peter Rabbit, Yeah,

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white Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane, the White Rabbit from Hennessy
and Alice in Wonderland as well Jelly Roll's wife Bunny
XO I had.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
I didn't think either of these would be accepted, but
I had Rabbis and I also had bun be.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
I couldn't have accepted.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
Been accepted, but I was like, honorable mention, I'm gonna
bring it up. I like those genoroius Jack Rabbit Jenkins
former cornerback for the Giants.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
I had the tortoise and the hair great stories.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Add hair as well. Jack Rabbit Slims, a diner from
pulp fiction, had a five dollar milkshake.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Oh see, yeah, that's why I had Honey Bunny from
pulp Fiction. Also Bab's Bunny from Tiny Tuons.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Yeah, velveteen Rabbit a rabbit.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Punch bringing punched somebody in the back of the head.
Ah in Mma. I also in my research came off
came across Bernicula. It was a bunny that was bitten
by Dracula.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Oh that's a good bunny. Yeah, it's good bunny to have.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
And then the final one I had was the Hair
Club for men. Uh not like you're thinking. It's h
Ari was an episode of South Park when they show
that Peter Rabbit actually was Saint Peter. Because God knew
that no man should be in charge of the entire church.
So we put a yeah because there was it was
like the Bunny ears the Hair Club for men. Great episode, good, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Good, all right, mock draft of rabbits.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
We're gonna see.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
I feel like Pat may win this one just looking
at his because he's gonna get the horny vote people.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Boots Bunny Fuck's chocolate Bunny is pretty good, Thumper might Hurch.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
I think I got the best fourth round pick.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Energizer Buddy was so iconic that I was gonna say that.
I don't even have to advertise anymore, but you do
see energizer commercials from time to time. Bring back the Bunny.

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
Yeah they had the bunny energizer.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
But but you'll just see like now they'll be like
search and rescue teams, trust energizing, Show me the bunny.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Remember when it was on the like platform that Han
Solo gets carbonited on and it it keeps going and going,
and then Darth Vader's like and then his lightsaber goes out.
It's like he didn't use energizing, Like, you fucking son
of a bitch. Of course you didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
That was a great commercial.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
He was a duras cell guy, clearly, clearly although I
don't know. I'm just gone to Amazon because you can
get one hundred batteries for like fifteen dollars and they
die immediately. But it's one hundred batteries.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
I spent fifteen dollars one time on rechargeable batteries for
my Xbox Controller. I him outbout batteries in like four
years I had.

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
When I moved, I couldn't find my batteries and I
had the low battery thing. When I was in the
middle of a game, I was like, fuck, hold on,
and I was am I going to take the remote controller?
Real fascinating.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
I think the last time I had had to change
my remote control batteries, I just stole batteries from work. Yeah,
thanks John, There you go, There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
All right, that was our mock draft of Rabbits. Let's
move on to the not cool segment. There's a lot
of things in life that are not cool. One of them, though, Robert,
is never going to be the Houston clothing Swap, because
that is gonna be cool af and that's going down.
Win Robert tell everybody all about it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
Sunday, April twenty seventh, from twelve to four pm at
the Sawyer station the silos come on out. You can follow.
He's in colding Swap on Instagram, on TikTok, on Facebook
awful more information. Basically, swap clothes. Bring clothes that you
don't wear anymore, they don't fit you, and swap them
out with clothes that do. There's gonna be a bunch
of clothes there, a bunch of accessories to shoes, jewelry,

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guys clothes, women's clothes, gonna be food vendors and other
vendors there as well. April twenty seventh from toe to
four pm. You can follow again. He's in coding Swap
on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok for more info.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
But Robert, what happens if my clothes that I bring
nobody wants?

Speaker 6 (01:12:46):
They all get donated at the end.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
Oh, that's a great idea. Should I bring any wire hangers?

Speaker 6 (01:12:51):
It should not bring anything. No wire, no.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
Wires and no underwear. No, no underwear, no stained clothes,
no clothes us with holes in them. See, you should
show that the same. I pay attention unless.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
The holes were put there by fashion and not fashionable.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
Hole but not just ripped stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:13:08):
I just that has that has holes in it. Something
that can become a rag. You're laughing at fashionable hole.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
I don't know why that was so funny to me.
It just how would you describe her whole?

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
It was fashionable?

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Well, it was nice and trimmed. It's pretty fashionable, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
Please play? The internet is not please sorry not cool? Man, uh,
if you have it not cool to share with us
anything that may say, Hey man, that's not cool. If
you uh, you stab your toe, that's not cool. If

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uh Robert breaks into your house when you're not home
and steals all your ship, then that's also not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
It's very agrees with them.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
At Past Gray Pod on x hashtag PTG not cool.
That's how we search for him, and just go send
us you're not cool. We're gonna pick some of the
best ones each and every week. If we don't get
to yours this week, we're probably gonna get to it
next week with the week after that. But hit us
up with you're not cools and we will share some
of them on the pod.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Don't forget.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
If you're listening to us, you can watch us on YouTube.
Past Grade Podcast on YouTube, and if you're watching us,
you can listen to us wherever. Get your podcasts. All right,
I'll start with Todd Voss at as Underscore seen Underscore
by Underscore TV on X. Todd says, is not cool
is my kid coming home sick from school after I
just got over a cold.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
I wonder how we got sick? Well, you should have
neglected your family talk.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
But Todd could have been sick from whatever he came
home from the last time, and Todd just got over it,
and now I was like new sickness. Guess what.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
So you're saying the not cool is his son?

Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
His son coming home sick? Is it not cool?

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Yeah? That sucks, dude. Consecutives with people with family, like
kids and everything, it's like.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
You get that, and then maybe then your other kid
is getting pick up something new from somebody else in
their class.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
It's just constant waves of your entire family getting sick
and getting out of it and then getting.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Sins on your immunities probably gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Be killing apparently not he's getting sick.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
But right now, and then you're he's like, now I'm stronger,
like pretty spears, stronger than yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Hey you know what, dude, at least it was you guy,
No ship, I was gonna say at least it was
them and not the women in this house. But men
getting sick. It's so much worse on women on men
than women being sick. Women like don't even get sick.
They get like barely sick. Men it's like we're about
to die.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
I've always felt like that was they didn't never apply
to because I was just like, I'm not sick. We
talked about I'm not sick.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
I'm not sick.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
You get the sniffles, Nope, yeah, I just go to work.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
I just don't get sick.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
And I know the Rod had posted something the other
days that Alex never called it sick. Don't glorify not
calling in stick to workers. I've never had like the
fucking scabies going into work. We're like, aha, I wouldn't
obviously not if that was the case. But it's like
you got a little sniffles, like shut the fuck up. Yeah,
I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna stay away from people,

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I'm gonna medicate, and we're gonna get through it. Like
there's a difference between like going in with COVID.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
You never had the flu, so you never had to
worry about calling out stick for it. Right, come on,
glorified going into work sick.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
No, sometimes you can just power through some things, and
then there's obviously things where like you're on your ass
and you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Know if you can work, you show work.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
I'm too poor to take off. That's really what my
that's the situation I'm in. So that's kind of where
that went, all right, Sorry, Yeah that does suck, dude.
Next one is from Brandon Whitehead at Brando Whitehead on
X and he says, a squirrel got into my attic
found his way in through a peak in my roof.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Yeah, well, hopefully he can't find his way out because
then eventually you'll stop hearing him.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
Well, I think he's going in and.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Out, and that's the issue.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
Yeah, the type of squirrel trap I could send Wheezy over.
Weezy fucking hates squirrels. She's not great at catching them.
She lets up right before and it's like, I hope
she doesn't catch him beause I don't know what she
do with it. But I always fuck up a squirrel. Yeah,
the new at the New Like Park, I take her too.
I just am like you want to get it, and
I'll let her off the leash and she goes the sprints,

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but then she always like hesitates, and you hesitated. When
you hesitate, it's gonna get away, like he lives out here.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
When she doesn't know what to do. When she catches it,
she's like hey, and doesn't run away, and she's like
I thought that was going to intimidate you bad.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
No, they run away. But then they go up in
the tree and like cuss that, or they go.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Are they cussing out her? Are they laughing at her?
Maybe both they're mocking her. Maybe both. Make sure you
give her a treat out for that. She's probably pretty sad.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
Yeah, one time at the old place, I was playing
ball where the and in this parking lot, and she
saw a squirrel and just took off after the squirrel
and went up in the tree and was chirping at her,
And I fucking launched the ball from the ball launcher
and knocked the squirrel down, and I was like, let's go.
I was like, there's like a one in a million
chance it hits, and I had the ball launchers. It
wasn't even like, was.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
It a fool, Let's go. For a half second, you're like,
oh shit, I didn't think that was actually I really care.
It's like I was like, and then we didn't seem
impressed at all, and I was like.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
I I did the thing. Yeah, she should have been like, hey,
here's a lick, just hey, here's some kisses. That was
a cool Like I was like, I am an athlete.
It's like it's one of those where we're like, fuck, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Couldn't Like I could have taken down Goliath with my shot.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
Like last week, I Robert was doing his not cooler
thing and I had a five hour ergy and I
tossed it the trash kid and Pat was just like
hell yeah, hell yeah, dude. There was like athlete, I'm
an athlete right there. She still got it. You didn't
play bad skip all. Alex still got it though, No.
But I know about getting bucket probably playing the league,
like when you have something like that, was like I

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could have just picked off a runner on third right there.
I could have fucking staved a game, could have done anything.
Felt untouchable. Very rarely happens. Usually I miss on those things.
But probably I'm not just trying to peg squirrels. Heead
of trees, but that one time crushed it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
But Brandon, that sucks I'm pretty sure there's been a
raccoon in my roof for like three months now, and
it is annoying when you hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
This a little scratches.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
It sounds bigger than a squirrel. That's why people could
probably squirrel. It sounds bigger than squirrel. Slow, what are
you doing in there? Who do you stop? Stop?

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
What's going on up there? It's like probably eating nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Trying to sleep right now? Can you shut the fuck up?
Two am? Go to bad raccoon.

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
But then you like look at it from the squirrels
POV and you're like, dude. That guy was like, hey guys,
let's dry in here. When it rains, we can get
out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
It's warm. We've got squatters rights.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
Yeah, oh yeah, you got it. There's a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Now, handy you find inside there though, you'll die.

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
Oh they already got Mark. They got Mark on us.
He ate all the candy. I told him not to.
I told him I watched White Lotus and said watch
the cheat. Also, if a spider tells you what to do,
you do it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
Yeah, so Brandon, if you want to let you car Buddy,
Francis Vacineocho and associates. You can make these uh, he
is a way of making people go away.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Squirrels, squirrel, squirrels disappear.

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
The only thing bushy about that tail be.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Flames. If you had a Scott moment that where you
didn't like.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
I had burning bush and bushy tail, and I didn't
know how to connect it, and I started talking.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
I thought it would be buried under a bush.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
But they're not all gonna be winners.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Okay, I can't stow any nuts in his cheeks if
he's dead.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
There you go, there you go. But yeah, let's know
if you need the services of Francis Santi and keep
us updated on how it goes. Buddy, Hopefully you get
this bad boy out of there. I'll go first with
with Arnot Cools. I got a new car and had
to make sure that my car insurance was up to date.
So I was like, oh, let me pay the bill

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on that. So like, I have to show them that
I'm active on my car insurance. I accidentally paid my
wife's car insurance and she does like the monthly thing.
I'm a six months at a time guy and saves
some money in the Laura and and so I was like, oh,
that's not usually what it is. Whatever just hit like
Apple pay did it? And then I was like, wait,

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why does mine say bill do? And then I got
the confirmation. I was like, oh, thank you paying for
Emily and I was like oh, but then like it's
it's your wife's car, So I was like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Do you ever forget that his not why's name is
really Emily and not Emma?

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
I do sometimes I was like what all off? It
throws me off too, Like when like the people like
Emily any like official thing we go to, like Alex
and Emily, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Like, oh, you call her Emily when you're mad at her.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
When I'm drunk. I was like, I can tell you're drunk.
Was like Emily, like I do do that? That is
that is a drunk Alex. But it was like, oh yeah,
it was okay.

Speaker 6 (01:22:20):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
I paid Emily's thinking for six months and I was
like because it was like turn off auto payments. I
was like, I don't ever have auto payments. You see
me a fucking email and I pay it. That's how
it works. And I just was like cool. And then
I still had to pay mine, but like I'm not
gonna be like, hey, can you give me the money
for your car insurance that I just paid. I had
to be like, it's a good guy taking care of

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your car, you know what, that's what husbands do.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Hey, Emily, I paid something for you. How are you
going to have me back?

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
Don't have a say I love you. It's so like
I had to pay two car insurances. But now I
had to like seem like I'm a nice guy, even
though like I wasn't trying to be a nice guy.
But now like he's like, aha, just a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
Oh just look boy, this way at some point you're
gonna be paying for Maybe his face just dropped for
a second, right, They're like, oh, like it's a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
That's I forgot about that future Alexis problem. And then
my other not cool is my landlord. I'm trying to
be like good, good tenant guy. So Landlord's like, hey,
can you will you send me the updated insurance like
like Renter's insurance thing you have? Like boom, right away, gotcha,
been pretty on point with all this. Hey, you need

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to send us to like walk through stuff that you
got and either any dents or any marks in the house. Done.
Got it? Bam out of out of the way.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Hey, do you think you could check and see if
I have any mail?

Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
I'm supposed to I'm expecting some mail there, and so
I was like cool, stuck my key in the mailbox
and broke and so then I was like, ah, okay,
and I had to go get it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
Like I was like, we need a new mailbox.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
Yeah, So I was like, can I get a new
mailbox key? But the thing is it's already broke off
in there. And then they's like, oh, yeah, we can
fix that. But then, like I'm expecting the Laylor lady
to be like where the fuckers, Like did this guy
just not updated on my mail or you had to
just walk to a mailbox. He's like, one, I don't
check my mail. I wear Amazon and I try and

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go paperless and all the other shit. Okay, And then two,
your key broke, So that's on you. You gave me
a breakable key. That's really I'm the victim here. But
then I have like I haven't explained it to her.
I'm just waiting to get a key. And they called
me before we started recording, so I'm gonna get the key.
And then they fixed the lock, she said, which is good.

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But like I was, like, am I just super strong?
Like just Yankee keys off in the middle of the thing, like.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
You're probably the strongest guy I might be, might be.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
But yeah, that's those are my not cools.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
I've got a few I can run through. The first
one's actually not for for me. It's for my coworker.
He realized yesterday when we were sitting there at work
that he forgot to go to jury duty that morning.
That's not a problem, So like I tol almost like
you're probably okay. Normally nothing happens from it. But now's
the fun thing where you get to waiting for a warrant.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
No, they don't check that shit, and all you have
to do is just deny that you got it. Yeah, deny, deny.
It never showed up. Is this your address? No, that's
not why No, that's not my address. How would I like, how.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Do you expect me to get something?

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
They didn't go to my house? Like, what's what's wrong
with you? I've I've moved years ago. You did an update, tragical?
I sure did, Yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
So that's he's well, he's also a warrior, uh, big
anxiety guy, so he's probably gonna be worrying about that
for like the next time.

Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
So what's gonna happen to him and tell him to
be aware of this is that there's probably going to
be somebody that calls him in the next six months.
They released the list of the people that don't go
to jury duty, and then the scammers can get those
lists and then they call like, Hey, you didn't go
to jerry duty. This is a police officer. I'm going
to arrest you unless you give me this money.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
He's smart enough to see through that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
I know people that have got scammed on that and
it's like, oh, buddy, no, you had you to pay
him in home depot gift cards. Yeah, no, he's not
that Like, why would you what cop ever accept home
depot gift cards? Yeah? I guess they usually don't call
you first. I bet you Vic Mackey would, But yeah,

(01:26:29):
that fucking blows. But just go to Jerry duty and
then also be like, I'm gonna tell everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
That was number one. Number two was a couple of
weeks ago. We had talked about Tira Massoue and I
forgot to bring it last week and then I brought
it this week, and neither alex or Robert ate any
it's been sitting here the whole time.

Speaker 6 (01:26:44):
You did say, hey, oh here taste that. I thought
we're gonna do it on the podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
I've brought food before and you guys both kept it
and then took it home.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Well, I had eaten right. You didn't tell me you
were bringing it, did you. You didn't tell us you
were brand Tamiso. It was supposed to be a nice
little surprise treat for you guys. Also, I guess you
can't tell because they're in a pile. But I only
brought two sets of cutlery for you guys. I work
with this. I can have it whenever I want. Thank you.
I also, but yeah, I didn't tell them to eat it,
that it was for them.

Speaker 6 (01:27:09):
So yeah, you did it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
What it's like espresso and cream and then as they
called that on the end, it's a lady finger. It's
kind of like an Italian sweetbreadstick. But they soak that
in the espresso too and the other so like all
the sweetness.

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
But it is it cake?

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Yeah? Yeah, it's not cake in the way of like
chocolate cake or something like that, but it's it's delicious.

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
Yeah, it's dope, I'm about it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
So there's that. And then also last week, I walk
on you know, natural athletes, so I walk on the
balls of my feet a lot, and doing so ends
up peeling up like the front toe part of my insuls.
So I went to replace them. Last week. I ran
over to Walgreens before work. I got to work.

Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
I cut yeah, insuls o your sake.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
No no, no, no no no, just the insole, just the inso. No,
the shoe was fine, I just shoes. Yeah, And I
buy the insoles and I look at these as ten
and a half, so I cut to the ten and
a half line. It's like a half an inch short. Ooh,
that's just moving up there. So then I just immediately
had to go back to Walgreens and I bought more.

(01:28:22):
You didn't even try and return the other ones?

Speaker 4 (01:28:24):
Yeah, we return here.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
I was here twenty minutes ago. I had to buy
new ones.

Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
Look the fucked up, all right? Sometimes I fuck up? Yeah,
it happens.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
And of course the first ones that I bought, I
went cheaper than I normally do. And of course the
cheaper one the lines are incorrect. So that sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Go doctor Scholes, Uh, mister.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
I believe these are doctor sholes. Actually no, The first
one was just Walgreens brand, which normally is pretty good.
Not on these ones. My last one U. I went
to my parents this weekend, driving back stop at BUCkies
to get a drink and a snack as you do.
As I already said, I forgot my beaver nuggets. But
the other thing, I bought myself a turkey sandwich for
the ride and ate half of it. I drove back

(01:29:07):
Monday morning. I get home, I unload the car, and
then I've got like an hour and a half to
take a nap and get ready before I have to
go back to work. I go to get back to work.
I forgot the sandwich in the car and it was
still sitting there, and I was like, probably can't eat this.

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
Definitely probably would be a warmer.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
It had been in a decently hot car for like
an hour and a half.

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
My wife always gives me shit for that. She like
that pizza was out all night. Alex like it was fine.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
It was in a living room.

Speaker 4 (01:29:31):
We're good.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
If I didn't have to go back to work and
I saw it there, I would have eaten it. I
was like, I don't need bubble guts when I'm at
work tonight and I just lost half of a delicious
BUCkies turkey sandwich.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
All yeah, I do is like put it in the
fridge for a little bit now it's not hot.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
And also this was a last minute one. But I
looked down a minute ago and Alex is wearing his
past the gravy socks. Fucking almost wore them today. That
would have been so cool for wearing the same socks.
It could have been ful.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
I got married in these, I dedicated to pot.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
Yeah, so those are my not calls. What do you got, Robert?

Speaker 6 (01:30:08):
It'sunny that you brought up dury duty because right before coming.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
Here, I got my mail and in it now you didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:30:15):
And if I would have got my mail, then if
that had happened, if that had happened, then I may
have had a jury summons in the mail.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Get ready for yours that you won't find, Alex, I
talked about getting mine, Now you're getting yours.

Speaker 6 (01:30:31):
I did one last year. I did one last year.
I thought there just don't say it doesn't happen. There
was like some sort of timeline or something like the
grace period. But no, I got I did one last year,
and I'm doing one next month.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
Part of me wants to get chosen for like a
week long murder trial, not because it'll be interesting, just
because it'll be funny that I'm gonna make everyone else
have to work more that much job and I can
make my fault.

Speaker 6 (01:30:57):
This one's close enough to me where I could bike
there and my hope would be like, I get sweaty
because it's like May and I think you're just and
then they'll just like you smell. We'll go with someone else.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
I'm just gonna go in there and be like, listen,
I'm an alcoholic who doesn't take my adderall. I don't
have the attention.

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
We all just say, I do a podcast. I'm going
to talk about this. Well, you're not allowed to talk
about I'm I'm telling you right now, I'm gonna say
everything that we say in the jury room.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
I'm an alcoholic. Also, if you don't pick me, I'll
give you guys a burger. I stop bribery.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
I'm gonna talk about it all right. I'm just gonna
I'm gonna tell everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
Listen, I'm really fucking stupid. I forget things easily guilty.

Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
I'm gonna make up my mind in the first thirty
seconds of this whole thing, and I'm not going to
change no matter what.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
I haven't medicated my ADHD in twenty years. I can't
pay attention for long periods of time.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
Just you didn't get it, No if I would have,
just if you had.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
Do you get to test out the thing that I've
always wondered where I have a criminal justice major, and
they're like, you know too much. We don't want you
on the dry out on.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
The Actually I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
Justice major. Oh, so you have familiarity with these kind
of things, you would think, so didn't use my degree.

Speaker 6 (01:32:06):
Also this past weekend, I was gonna go on a
bike ride. My bike tires were a little flat, so
I was pumping some bear into it and like the
pump and like the valve connector, it's like a tight fit.
So I take take it out, but kind of like
wiggle it to take it off, and I broke the tube.
Ah and yeah, immediately all the air that I had
just put in came out, and so I had to

(01:32:28):
replace the whole entire inner tube. I can't I can't
just buy like a new valve as by the whole tube.

Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
Yeah, just buy all new bike at this point I should.

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
That sucks botty. Oh. Also there was one that I
forgot to say, uh, taxes, taxes were yesterday because it's
an Olympic year, right.

Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
An Olympic year.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
It was Nope, next year, Oh weren't an audiear? That's right,
it would. Yeah, not that it's not good, like I
get money back, but mine not coal for it is
that like the government definitely owes me more money than
they give me back. I just don't care enough to
really dive into the tax code the government. Yeah, like
they probably they probably owe me double what they give me.

(01:33:10):
But and that's they know I will never look into it. Yeah. Also,
just as you're typing in your tax information and seeing
how much money you got taken from you in taxes,
you're like, this is bullshit. That could have all been mine.
This is bullshit, right, should be my money, But.

Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
No, it's always that's where that's going overseas.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Yeah, fucking Zelenski's taking all my money.

Speaker 4 (01:33:35):
It's going to Iraq Sesame Street. It's said, right, yeah,
Iraqi Sesame Street. I don't know if it's true. I
just know that people on mindset that's what it went,
so I ran with it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Yeah, why not?

Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
It's no Iraq, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
See what I did there?

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
Like Toby Keith, I don't know the difference between Iraq
and Iran. It was this September that the.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Song you wrote Curtsey of the Red White Wait.

Speaker 4 (01:34:03):
I won't see it, but I'm not sure I can
tell you the difference in Iraq and Iran.

Speaker 7 (01:34:10):
Now I know Jesus and not out for God, and
I remember it from what I was, he young, the
hope and love, all the good things he gave us.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
But surprised that Alex remembered more lyrics to that song.

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
Hey, no, I must survive when it comes to tell
your patriot, that's what you are exactly where it is, buddy, your.

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
Damn patriot, his country. You know what I want share.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
I want to shake your thank you good buddy, here
we go, thank you. Okay, that was it. Let's move
on to the answer segment. Don't you just answer good question?

Speaker 8 (01:34:48):
Why did you just answer the question?

Speaker 6 (01:34:51):
Answered answer?

Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
But don't thanks the subject?

Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
Just answer the copen question?

Speaker 6 (01:34:55):
Kept thanking, answer answers.

Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
Answers.

Speaker 4 (01:35:03):
Any questions, all right, if you have any questions for
us like we do in the pre come segment. Got
a business idea, a high thought, a drunk idea, anything
like that. You want to pitch us, some sort of brand,
you want to ask us, relationship advice, you want you know,
as I could.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Give you my dad advice.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
This is where I get to be the influencer because
you know, I'm an expert on it number one time dad,
So obviously I know everything. There's a paint don't. But
we'll help you out on this stuff if you specifically
ask it. We're not just going to offer it up.
And then any questions anything like that at all. Let
us know at past grade Pod used to hashtag ptg answers.
That's the best way to reach us on X that's

(01:35:45):
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you can email us past gree pod at gmail dot
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them that way. Past gray Pod at gmail dot com
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at pass graaye pot use the hashtag ptg answers so
we can find it. Our first answers question this week

(01:36:08):
is from Malcolm K and Malcolm says, is a gazebo
just a free range porch.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
I think there's there's three possible options for it, one
of which free range porch. Love that yep, number two,
three sixty porch, Number three homeless porch.

Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
I like all of those.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
I kind of lean homeless porch.

Speaker 4 (01:36:29):
I still think that it doesn't have a home. It
doesn't have a home, but it does have a home,
and it's like a free range porch. It's exactly where
it is. It's just like, I'm not gonna be put
in a box by your the constructs of society if
I want to be in the middle of a fucking lake.
Guess what here I am.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
I'm not saying it doesn't have a home, as in
it doesn't have a place. I'm saying it literally doesn't
have a home attached to it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
But it is a home in itself because it's it's
a covered guzybo.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
Well no, at that point, then it would just be
a free range porch. It's not a home free range porch,
which I think is the one we should go with.
That it's absolutely a free range because it's just it's
where is it. It's always out in the middle of a field.

Speaker 4 (01:37:12):
Yeah, free range. Yeah, that's perfect. That's a great one, Malcolm,
great one, Malcolm.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
I missed the gazebo. In my neighborhood growing up, there
was always a good meeting spot.

Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
Yeah, you get underage drink there.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
No, it was out in the open in front of
an elementary school. What night, you could, I mean you could,
It wasn't. There's many better places in my neighborhood to
secretly drink.

Speaker 4 (01:37:34):
But the that's where he hooked up.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
No, No, I'm talking about like when I was a
little kid. I'm like nine years old and you call
your friend's house, Hey, you want to play? Where we
meet up? Meeting at the gazebo.

Speaker 4 (01:37:44):
Meet the zebo. They called it for short, saves a
lot of time.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
No, we said, we said, the gazebo.

Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
Here's an idea, the guy, the guy, here's an idea.

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
Verbeo trademark.

Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
It just uh black and white striped gazebo called a gazebra.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Love it, Robert, can we make sure it's like that
with gazebras on him? Look at that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
It's like we could. It's a it's ahead of gazebras
and it's just a bunch of gazebras hanging out.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
I feel like that would also just be a great prank.
You find a gazebo in the middle of the night,
you go out there and you paint it and zebra show. Yeah,
because who's gonna get mad at that eventually? Like they
probably would be like, this is actually vandalism and we're
gonna pray.

Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
Fuck you, dude, h Ariel hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
It's a great joke. Who can be mad at it? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:38:36):
I think some kid did it, and I'm like, no,
it's a thirty year old man.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Fine. Well, I mean, like I was about to say,
a buddy, you're closer to the other.

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
I'm halfway there. I mean as close to thirty as
thirty as forty.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:38:54):
Next one is a great question, Malcolm k great to
hear from you. This is from Colin Pierre, also a
first timer, and Colin says, better party music Eddie Money
or his Spanish cousin Eduardo de Niro.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
I don't know, the de Niros are all pretty political. Now,
that's a good call, yeah, I Eddie Money just flows
off the tongue.

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
So well, like a little Spanish music would be cool,
But what party we at?

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
Take me home tonight. Yeah, are we at just like
a house party or are we at a.

Speaker 4 (01:39:29):
Maybe hold on to me, like, come on, like he's
got hits. It guys, got hits. Two tickets to Paradise.

Speaker 6 (01:39:36):
I'm thinking like it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
Is like Pitbull those takethos. Okay, Robert, Robert had a
stroke here?

Speaker 4 (01:39:49):
Mean you hold on to me?

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:39:56):
Hold take me Costa doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:02):
The most casa, that's what would be. I'm gonna go
any money though, any money the money man. Now, I
really want to. I want to poorly translate all of
his songs to Spanish.

Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
That could be your TikTok. You can be there and
go viral on that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
And the nero itunds, like, dude, you're the whitest person
on the planet.

Speaker 4 (01:40:23):
No, now I have Now, I have a sombrero on.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
I'm Canelo man.

Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
It's less problematic.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
Actually, I'm actually one eighteenth Latino.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
Alright, this is from Quentin Used. He says, power rank
these chicken dishes.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
This is kind of a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
He gives us chicken nuggets, chicken noodle soup, chicken wings,
chicken fried chicken, and general sos chicken. Robert, you go
for Oh, this is tough.

Speaker 6 (01:40:52):
What's chicken? Fried chicken? Is that like softer fried chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
It's like fried chicken, chicken fried steak. You know they
batter it, you know, buttermilk battery. But it's not like
it's just the same thing with the chicken breast. It's
the same process of chicken fry steak, except you're just
doing it with a piece of chicken breast. That's all
it is.

Speaker 6 (01:41:12):
But it's not like fried chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
Is it different? No, fried chicken where you know you
have like the wing and the breast, the thigh. All
that's different. Chicken fried chicken is a breast. It's a
breast that's fried.

Speaker 6 (01:41:22):
Okay, I'm gonna go Number five general so is chicken
because I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
It's a great staple, innovation, delicacy.

Speaker 6 (01:41:34):
Number four, I'm gonna go chicken fried chicken. No no, no,
wait wait, whoa, whoa, I stopped reading all these. Number
five is actually chicken noodle soup. Number five chicken noodle soup. Sorry,
bad pick soup, like get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
Number four.

Speaker 6 (01:41:53):
Number four I'm going general sos chicken. Number three chicken
fried chicken. Number two I'm gonna go Chicken wings. The
number on chicken nuggets.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
All right, I want you to go next.

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
I'm gonna go Chicken Fried Chicken five. I am going
to go Chicken nuggets four. I'm going to go General
So's Chicken three because I fucking love me some General. So,
if you want to see if a Chinese restaurant is
good or the General Soace Chicken, if it's got a
lot kick to the General So, you know, that place bangs.

(01:42:24):
If not, you can go somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
You know, when you know it's gonna be good, when
it's not just the chicken in the sauce in there,
there's like some veggies also diced up in the like yeah,
they're like they.

Speaker 4 (01:42:33):
Got the broccoli, they got like maybe some peas a
little bit like yeah, you know they're they're fucking around.

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
Yep, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:42:41):
So if you like, like, I don't know, I always
am like if I went to an Indian restaurant, I
would have no idea what to order. If I went
to a Fall restaurant, I would have no idea what
to order. If you were like, Alex, what should I order?
I go a Chinese restaurant General sos chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
And if you don't like spice, maybe just orange chicken
then orange chicken box too. Befo.

Speaker 4 (01:42:59):
Yeah, general sotas chicken is three chicken noodle soup. Two
like chicken noodle soup heels all. It healed my soul
as ald. It was like chicken soup for the soul.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
That was great. And one is chicken wings chicken wing
number number five chicken noodle soup. Nothing damn it, guys
on nothing against chicken noodle soup is delicious and I
love it. I'm not I'm not a sick guy.

Speaker 4 (01:43:26):
You rope doped me.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
I'm not a sick.

Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
When it's cold. When it's cold, that's that chicken noodle
soup hits at any point. It does, soop to go with.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
I don't eat it very often, and I'm not a
sick I'm nothing against Everything on this list is a
great option, though it's a real five. Chicken noodle soup
number four, I'm gonna go with the chicken fried chicken.
I love me a good chicken. Put some fucking white
gravy on top of it, some mashed potatoes or fries

(01:43:56):
on the bottom. That's actually exactly how we serve it
at the restaurant is delicious. Number three, give me some nuggies, Dude, nuggies.
Chicken nuggies always hit the spot. Two General sos chicken
one chicken wings. Chicken wings is the perfect food. I
get this.

Speaker 4 (01:44:12):
It's kind of just like garbage food. You just throw
it in there, but it's like it rocks.

Speaker 1 (01:44:16):
It's boy meal, Like, what did you have? I didn't
have a fully balanced dinner. I didn't have my veggies
and my protein and my starches. I had thirty eight
buffalo wings. Now that's a lot, and that's all I need.
That's boy dinner. All I need.

Speaker 4 (01:44:31):
Ranch is kind of a vegetable.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
Or blue cheese, you know, whichever you want to go
with either or I'm not a hater people with children. Okay,
it's delicious.

Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
That's a weird take. It's like tell me that you're
stupid without telling me you're stupid because ranch rocks.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
It's a it's the person that says blue cheese is
the only acceptable thing. But then we'll also turn around
and go pineapple and pizza is great. I don't think
you're allowed to be on either head.

Speaker 4 (01:44:55):
You just try and make I know, flavor I have
an exquisite taste, Paula.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
That's not the I'm a pineapple on pizza person. But
if you're gonna be a purist with your wings, you
better be a purist with your pizza. Yep. Yeah, so yeah,
all very different lists. That was a good one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:45:13):
I thought all of them were pretty good, except that
Robert didn't like.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
I just he just doesn't like chicken noodle soup.

Speaker 4 (01:45:18):
He doesn't like soup. Guy doesn't like soup at all.

Speaker 6 (01:45:22):
Put a number five too.

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
That was wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
Here's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
I had good reasoning in there. Just I'm I'm allowed
to be mad about it like the others.

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
More upsets me the same page.

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
I'm angry, fucking road trip you stop it stopping Mickey
D's get yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:45:39):
Twenty nuggies, Yeah, just chicken nuggets, Like I would really
have chicken wings over chicken nuggets. And it's like that's
like they cancel each other out kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
Nuggies are just good though, they're good.

Speaker 4 (01:45:49):
I'm not knocking nuggies.

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
Remember twenty nuggies for five dollars, it's probably like thirteen
dollars a McDonald's. Fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:45:55):
Yeah, I remember going to a Super Bowl party and
you could get the fifty nugs in and it was
like big party.

Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
Oh yeah, there's always like fries thrown in with it.

Speaker 4 (01:46:03):
We don't we can say super Bowl right now, it's
not super Bowl time.

Speaker 1 (01:46:06):
Yeah, we're not promoted. I do like it.

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
We're not correct.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
Great question, great great powering, great powering.

Speaker 4 (01:46:14):
The power ring has been fire, Keep them coming Gang.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
Next week, pork dishes.

Speaker 4 (01:46:19):
Andrew Alderman writes in Again and says, do women ever
get pea on their thighs? They have to.

Speaker 1 (01:46:28):
You've never heard a story of like making a mom
laugh and she pee a little bit?

Speaker 4 (01:46:32):
No, I guess, like I wasn't thinking. I was guessing.
Andrew was asking.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
This is like like how we have.

Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
Yeah, like you dribble a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
Here's the thing, though, guys don't white after pete girls do.

Speaker 4 (01:46:44):
I don't think they always get pee on their but
I feel like sometimes it's like like you know, like
sometimes you gotta stream and it's like why do it
go that way? Like that's weird? Yeah, yeah, like it
doesn't always come out, and I feel like sometimes it's
a little bit on the leg, a little bit of side,
not the wrong. I don't think you're just peeing down
your leg or anything like that. I don't think it's
got a splash.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
Sometimes I don't think it's nearly as often as guys
are walking around probably the underwa probably not, I hope not.
But yeah, no, one hundred a hundred percent, Like just
for the fact that if you make moms laugh or
like you ever seen the thing when after women have
birth or give birth, anytime they sneeze, they cross their legs. No,

(01:47:24):
the thing I see on sometimes online, Well, it's just
because like you know, shit's happened. You can't always hold
your muscles as well anymore. Kegels are important.

Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
This is actually like the perfect question for our podcast,
because like there's nothing better about like like telling women
about their bodies and how their bodies work than three
guys on a podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
So also, here's a fun story that, Uh, maybe my
mom will here, maybe she won't. Sometimes she listens, sometimes
she doesn't. I remember one time she got home from
work one day and I had to pee so bad,
she like made it in the back door then just
like pissed, pissed on herself right at the kitch hoops.
You're welcome telling that story, mom.

Speaker 4 (01:48:06):
Uh, women women.

Speaker 1 (01:48:08):
Absolutely, you should ask your wife and be like, do
you cross your legs when you see snow? She's probably
still now I didn't mean right now. I just mean
ask her. Don't do it right now?

Speaker 4 (01:48:19):
Call Sam? Call Sam right now. Do you ever get
p on your thigh? Do you ever get here accidentally it?
There's no way they don't. Women definitely get on the
occasionally you really got to peep. Sometimes it just probably
squirts out a little bit more and then it's just
like there's more force.

Speaker 1 (01:48:40):
You know, you're peeing in the woods, you're in a
squat splash back that kits on your.

Speaker 4 (01:48:44):
Thigh, splashback or just like splash down. I'm not talking
splash back. I'm talking like it's gotta like it's like
a spray so is. I don't know, he's getting into
a weird territory, but yeah, I feel like.

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
In your mind, women peeing is just like all right,
squirt gun.

Speaker 4 (01:49:02):
Well no, I know it's not, but it's like just
the way you're describing Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:49:07):
You're describing it like a guy who's never been around
a vagina before, which is hilarious because we have at
least proof of twice that you have two times have
been around a vagina. That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:49:16):
Two times sex. However, Yes, women pie.

Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
Women get p on their thighs. Yes, And if they
say they don't, they're lying.

Speaker 4 (01:49:25):
Don't trust women if they tell you they don't.

Speaker 1 (01:49:28):
Just walk up to a girl you work with and
make hey, you get some on your thigh.

Speaker 4 (01:49:31):
Trust all women, but don't trust them if they say
they don't. Sometimes get p on their thigh That's what
I'm saying. Yeah, And with that, that's the end of
that question.

Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
Great question, Andrew, What do we got next? Next one
is from Kenya Valdez at Kenyata Mandada. Do bears even
realize we have a right to their arms? Well? I
know one bear that does not even have two arms,
Caleb Williams can't throw for shit, little bitch. Very specific
bears probably don't know that because they are not well

(01:50:04):
read on the US legal system, not all of them,
some of them. Yogi bear probably knows.

Speaker 4 (01:50:10):
What about the bears that like ride bikes. They can
probably figure out how.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
The baron stained bears probably know. I'm sure you know they.

Speaker 4 (01:50:18):
Talk three bears goldilocks, nahud.

Speaker 1 (01:50:22):
They're they're out in the middle of the woods. They're
just chilling. Yeah, just stealing porridge.

Speaker 4 (01:50:27):
I would say that they don't know. Yeah, they don't
know that we have rights to their arms.

Speaker 1 (01:50:31):
Probably knows.

Speaker 6 (01:50:33):
Do you think you're talking about gay men? Those are bears, right,
Harry gay Man?

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
Oh, don't just call Corbyn? Hey can I? Uh, hey guy?
We know? Can I have your arms? I have a
right to them.

Speaker 4 (01:50:50):
That's like a We can't just call your gay friends
and be like, hey, I have a gay question to
ask you.

Speaker 1 (01:50:57):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:50:57):
You can't do a podcast? Not on the I did,
I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:51:02):
Actually, every time I say something, you don't have to
take it literally.

Speaker 4 (01:51:06):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:51:07):
In fact, it's quite a bad thing to do if
you take everything I say literally, I'm a horrible massage.

Speaker 4 (01:51:16):
I don't think she meant Harry Gatemn, But we're not.

Speaker 6 (01:51:21):
We don't know that for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:51:22):
We don't know that because Alex is too afraid to
ask the questions right now, I don't have Kenye's number
or else we would call Kenye. But hey, answering your question,
you were live to tape, but uh, what's that? What
did you specifically mean? I don't think bears know that
we have a right to their arms.

Speaker 1 (01:51:39):
Also, don't chop off bear arms.

Speaker 4 (01:51:40):
Don't. And if you do, just place it in a
central park and they'll just.

Speaker 1 (01:51:45):
Think that thirty years later, say it was a big joke.
I just I had my I just chopped his arms off.
The bear jumped in front of the car. I have
the right to him, and I just said, dump up
in central park.

Speaker 4 (01:51:58):
I saw that bear, and I said, I on his
arms to the two worst RFK impressions ever, and we're
just doing them at the same time. You've started to
bane at the end, I know all my stuff just
goes into bay.

Speaker 1 (01:52:11):
I was born in the darkness.

Speaker 4 (01:52:13):
I have like a couple of impressions. I do, and
they all just everything fluctuates in between this and that,
and Baine is ninety percent of them.

Speaker 1 (01:52:21):
That's right. Just take the bass arms and throw it
in the central park. I am IFK. If I did
RFK long enough, you think you would turn irish?

Speaker 4 (01:52:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:52:30):
Absolutely, stay away from my pot of gold top and
I'm border.

Speaker 4 (01:52:41):
Let's go find some lasses, and lasses.

Speaker 1 (01:52:43):
Could go for a creamy fucking pint right now? All right,
all right, I'm getting a headache.

Speaker 4 (01:52:49):
Question of the show last question of the week comes
to us from Todd Voss as an underscore see Underscore
by Underscore TV. Oh maybe it's Todd Voss sitting it in,
but this is from a gravy intern Justin Shot. Justin
famously told Pac fuck you at Alive Alive event.

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
No, it's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:53:09):
Justin Voss asks which Pokemon would make the best boomerang.
All right, I got three right off the dome.

Speaker 1 (01:53:18):
All right, what do you got?

Speaker 4 (01:53:19):
Magnemite the magnet guy. But if you had a magnet
throwing that bitch, he's coming right back.

Speaker 1 (01:53:27):
Loophole, loophole.

Speaker 4 (01:53:28):
Dido one Ditto turned to a boomerang.

Speaker 1 (01:53:33):
Pokemon though he can't make He.

Speaker 4 (01:53:34):
Can be himself though, and he looks like throw a
ball like Ditto, a little flat, his a little flat
like fuck, and you can just throw that bitch and
so he could maybe come back to you. Also if
you showed him a boomerang and you taught him that
and like this is another Pokemon, just gonna learn this.
He a boom rang. Bam, he's a boomerang. And then
Zap does because if you looked at the three multris

(01:53:59):
uh and Zapp does the three like legendary birds, Zap
does looks like his wings are always at it knowther not,
but like he looks like it's the stiffest wings, like
art Cuno ain't fucking with you. And then maults, you're
gonna get burned if you try and throw them. Zap
does looks like he can be cut through that air
and come right back to you. So Zap does Magnumite
and ditto three guesses.

Speaker 1 (01:54:20):
I think I'm gonna go with far fetched because it
has that leak in its mouth, and if I throw
the leak, he'll go what the fuck and he'll go
fly away and catch it and then come back and
then that me throwing his leak boom right.

Speaker 4 (01:54:36):
Right great cough. Oh what about Cuba and then.

Speaker 1 (01:54:42):
See I think it has to be a flight though,
because it'll be one con to run and get it. Stop,
touch the line, come back like he's running the gaser. Also,
then he'll beat the ship out of me with that
bone because you don't take cubones bone away.

Speaker 4 (01:54:54):
I wouldn't take a right Robert, which you got.

Speaker 1 (01:54:58):
He's going off the ones fifty Pokemon.

Speaker 6 (01:55:00):
No, no, no, I'm thinking. Originally I was thinking diddo, but then
I thought, I think they literally do this like star
you and star me.

Speaker 4 (01:55:07):
Oh, yep, yep, that's our answer. Yep, that's our answer.

Speaker 1 (01:55:13):
I'm gonna say star you or which is the first
one star me?

Speaker 4 (01:55:18):
Sorry, sorry, the first one star you.

Speaker 1 (01:55:20):
I'm gonna go ste star you more than star me,
star me significantly heavier, harder to be a boomerang.

Speaker 4 (01:55:26):
Yeah, okay, great great call.

Speaker 1 (01:55:28):
Rob answer. I thought I had it and then Robert won.
Great call, good question, justin a little fucker.

Speaker 4 (01:55:36):
I think we've talked a lot of Pokemon on this show,
but anything and Pokemon is probably like what is it
about Pokemon?

Speaker 1 (01:55:46):
Pokemon?

Speaker 4 (01:55:47):
We answer questions people said us, like if women pee
on their legs, We rank ship powering things and then
we draft stuff. Isn't that kind of like ranking different?
But sort of we do awesome impressions of pull it people.
We talked about rfk's voice a lot, go on rants
about general so chicken and chicken fried chicken. I prefer

(01:56:10):
it with the don't talk about human in your pants?
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Tell us you're on your YouTube right now? Comment what
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a great weapon.

Speaker 1 (01:56:58):
Let us know, ladies, if you wanted to else in
the comments if you pee.

Speaker 4 (01:57:01):
On your lady, Yes, we need women to be like yes.
Sometimes you get a little pee on your.

Speaker 1 (01:57:05):
Mom to answer my sneeze cross like questions. Any moms
also do that too?

Speaker 4 (01:57:10):
But yeah at pass Gray pot on All Socials at
al Jam Milton at Not Pat Dan at Robert Barbosa.
And then let's end it with a random celeb ritty
generator here, I'm gonna go Katy Perry, I'm gonna go Oprah.
I'll take myself r F k Irish. I had to
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(01:57:33):
Rachel McAdams, Lebron James, Michael Jackson, Monica Sellis, Julianne Moore,
all right, pretty close. That wasn't bad Katy Perry, Oprah,
Groucho Marx, Tom Cruise, Mary Pickford, Art Carney, Bonnie Blair,
Lawrence Taylor, Emma, Emma Thompson and Emma Stone Stone MacDonald did.

Speaker 1 (01:57:58):
I almost went with fucking what's grouch marks?

Speaker 4 (01:58:01):
R Ernie, We know our last one, Chris Evert, Joaquin Phoenix,
Bobby or Barry Bonds, Jerry Rice, Bob Coozy, Ginger Rogers
and Tony Kleett. Nope, shit, nope maybe next week. Hey,
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Baby the top and lead spread as wait listen to
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today with chunk and Houston next, Houston Baby. Now we
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Speaker 4 (01:58:51):
Hitch bitch. He said, that's home town.

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Speaker 1 (01:59:05):
Life on.

Speaker 2 (01:59:06):
Maybe about the top and leader spreads as we're listening
to pastor Gray Gray, weren't gonna fishing for your bitch
today with chunk and Houston. Now Houston, bab and we
go ahead and lick and we'll get rich today, Rich bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:59:37):
Mhm