Pass The Gravy #613: Neutral Coin

The guys talk about microdosing steroids, learn about popes, and come up with a way to make cargo pants classy. They also power rank sounds and do a mock draft of jersey numbers.


You can follow the show on X/twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's going on everyone. It's Robert with the pre roll
ad never do this before. Just want to remind everyone
about the Houston Clothing Sap happening this Sunday, April twenty seventh,
from twelve to four at Sawyer Station. You can follow
Houston Clothing Stop at Houston Clothes Up on Instagram for
all the details. But essentially, this is a swap where
you bring your clothes that you no longer wear, no

(00:21):
longer fit you, and you swap them out with everything
that everyone else has brought. We're gonna have vendors out there.
We're gonna have food, We're gonna have accessories, shoes, hats, jewelry,
all kinds of things. Minimum ten dollars donation gets you in.
If you're feeling generous, you can always donate more than that.
But you want to talk about Huson Clothes Up. Al
is gonna be there.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I'm gonna be there. Yeah, I donated. I gave Robert
three bags of clothes today to go to the Houston
Clothing Stop. So come hang out. It's gonna be awesome
and it's good for the Earth. Baby Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Baby part of the top and lead espread as wait listen,
it's a past the gray Gray. We go win fishing
for your bitch today with Chunkie Houston then Houston Bay.
Now we go ahead and let camp will get rich today.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Nish bitch, Gravy, Gravy, gravy gag. Well, what is going on?
Everybody's past gravy Episode six hundred and thirteen. Happy gravy
day to you and yours. I don't know where to

(01:33):
go from from there. Pat confused me because he said,
there dogs bark. This is okay. So they both dogs bark.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
They both have headphones on and they see me laughing.
They look and go what And I go, you hear
those dogs barking? They go, no, of course you fucking
don't you got headphones.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I thought you were making fun of Roberts to add
I did a great job on that. There's legit and
dogs barking the entire fucking time. I don't know where
if they're in the there's an apartment complex over there, so.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
There's a lot of walking working and I got no,
I get a dog guy.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well know, but you say dogs, and I'm like, I
want to see I want to know who let the
dogs out. Obviously it was the Baja man. Hey, we
are having fun today. One past the gravy. It's gonna
be a good one. It's gonna be a good one.
But yeah, used some clothing swap. Excited about that. I
saw there was some vegan food trucks and I'm I'm

(02:20):
not a vegan, but I'm gonna try some vegan food.
The food looks so good. It does.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
As long as it tastes good, that's all that matters.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, that had like a like a chili freedom pie.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
That's what caught my eyes, kind of like actual looking
pie and not just like corn chips and stuff on it,
and looking.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Piemal is out there too. It gona be sick. All right.
Well let's start the pod with with this. Robert is
officially safe from having to grab a cops gun or
raised chickens. Congratulations, and I will send to you guys
like I was thinking, maybe I'll raise some chickens. I
was sending you guys the Home Depot gift card. Apron
fitched chickens. I always getting cocky, is what he was doing.

(02:58):
I'm gonna play with some chickens. So yeah, we got two.
We got two more mock drafts left. Robert one last week.
He is officially not going to be in last place,
so it'll be either me or Pat having to do
the grab the cop gun or raised chickens. I really
thought that. I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
I thought there was no chance I was gonna be
here when I'm always in last of these, I can't
help it, I can't stop.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I don't know, man. But I realized that Pat and
I both finished with the exact same percentage in the voting,
and I was trying to sort out mock drafts for today.
We're going to do a mock draft of Jersey numbers
that was pretty wide open. That'll be a fun one.
And I texted Pat and I we're gonna have to
just do a coin toss. And Pat's replied to the

(03:43):
group chat was good, I got a good coin for that,
And I just wanted to, like, I waited until the podcast,
so I'm just replied back, I like, what is what
constitutes is a good coin. I'm not saying that there's
not a good coin, but you were just like, I've
got a good coin. And it was fast. It was
a very fast response.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
This guy he's got wallet, it's a uh was this
a fifty cents dollar, dollar coin, dollar coin, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
It's my lucky coin.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
I've had it since uh my dad gave it to
me in like elementary school and I've carried it ever since.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Well, now that makes me wonder do we want to
use his lucky coin?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
I also have a coin coin?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Do I know that's not your backup? Hold on, hold, I.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Think you're gonna like this horror feel feel the weight
on that one.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Right, but this is your backup lucky coin and these
are both leaning towards you. You can call it. Is
it a conflict of interest? A lot of people are saying,
I thought we would just get the change out of
this couch or the floor. If there's a penny right here,
it's on heads, it's my lucky penny. Well I don't
want to use that one, then well good. I have

(04:48):
a quarter and it's not lucky at all. It's all
but it's coming out of his pocket all right now,
because I had a quarter. I saw it after I
texted you, and I was like, here, I'll put this
in here. You can use whatever you want. A bou
we have to go out and ask coworkers. Yeah, Robert,
you're gonna have to go find somebody when we get
into comeback and say, hey, do you got a quarter
on you? All right? Cool? Why because we need it.

(05:09):
We need a neutral coin. We need to just the
fuck is a neutral coin? Home coin advantage a weird coinery?
All right, it's a big deal. Somebody might have to
grab a cops gun and die. It's very likely this
coin could determine who goes to jail. It'd be great

(05:29):
street grad for the pod. Oh. See.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
The thing that I'm worried about is I've said from
the beginning, I've got the plan. I have friends that
are cops.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
What if they tell me no, which they very likely could,
because they may have to have body cams and you
can't just like, ah, I pretend to let people grab
a gun. Sometimes I'm just gonna grab it while they're
in the uniform. I think they have to be. Nah,
we never stipulated that this thing.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
If they say no, I still need to grab their
gun because I'm not going to do it to a
random way. I'd rather my friend and be like listen,
because because I figure once I get my hands on it. Okay,
that sounded ominous. Yeah, I'm not gonna point it at them,
but they can't do anything because then I'd be like, well,
I'll just report you for letting a civilian grab your gun.
And see right, I have to blackmail one of my friends.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
That's really where you get the man.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
I'm just gonna win these next two, and it's that's
all you gotta do. Just win two or win one,
and then Robert win the other one and then we
have a runoff.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Not literally because I don't run, but mock mock draft
season is stressful, like maybe then one of us will
have to try, very stressful. We do it because I
feel like it's entertaining. I feel like people like it.
I like the comments. I like people talking shit about
who picked what, and like I love that there's people
that entirely depend like they pick on just one and

(06:46):
it's like that's the first ever I'll pick Obviously, like
anything with bacon, it's like you can't use bacon, like
it was like breakfast food draft. It's like, obviously bacon
is one bacon, but if you base your voting on
one one, it's like no one else had a chance
the whole time. Like I get, you get like it's
a team, but there's a lot of times where we
fuck up pick one one. Oh yeah, but there's certain

(07:08):
ones where it's like such an obvious one one that
was like we can't do that one. Yeah, we're still
dumb and kid, Yeah, we're dumb and we're dumb. I'm
not we're dumb, but sometimes we're so dumb that like
we outdumb ourselves.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
That makes I think we consistently out dumber.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
We can because we're so dumb, but we're smart enough
to know that we're dumb, which sort of makes us.
But yeah, we're smart, but not smart because we're not.
I'm I'm an idiot, but like I'm aware that I'm
an idiot, and that's the worst kind of idiot is
the idiot that doesn't realize that they're an idiot, that
thinks they're smart. It's just dumb sception, Yeah, exactly. Moving on. Okay,

(07:44):
so we know a good what a good coin is?
It just it feels good.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
It's just a special coin. I think it's got to
have a little bit of half to it too, So
it's got to be a bigger coin. I think it's
got to be bigger than a quarter, all right, even
like a sackage Willa too small. Really good coin's gotta
be a big coin, like, because what if some of
those Dude, I've got a big one. I've got a
special court. No no, uh, that was just a little

(08:08):
golden quarter, right, that was a dollar bigger.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Than a quarter. It's a dollar, yeah, but it was
like the same size as a but it was gold. Okay,
calm down, Trump, What does he like gold? Who doesn't
he likes Who doesn't like gold? I bet he doesn't
like Zaka Jua. I don't know anyone that doesn't like cold. Yeah,
I know, but I'm just saying it's not big enough.
Golds pretty popular.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
It's gotta be a big coin for to be special.
Imagine if someone's like, I've got this real special coin
and they brought out a dime, You'd be like, I
don't respect you.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I would just say, get I win the coin. Who
I beat the fuck out of you in this coin?
It's ten cents. Unless you can't find anything but a
dime when you're looking to do a coin toss, then like,
get the fuck out of here. You know.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
A famous man or a great man once famously said
I need.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
A Dimet's top of the line, cute face.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
The waist, call that pop upus box, shout out us
in high school where back when real music was Yeah, yeah,
that was back when things are pure.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
We get here all right. Yeah. I was in on
my way. I was on my way in today and
I had two thoughts that I just drotted down speed bumps,
more like speed between these bumps.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
I don't speed between them, Yeah you do. I dart
between them. I don't speed when you're accelerating.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
When you're doing your speeding, you're doing your speeding in
between speed bumps.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
I'm not speeding though I'm usually going.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
But if you are speeding, not in a parking like
when you leave the speed bump. That's when you speed
on the road. Then you get back and you stop.
You speed between the bumps.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
I thought you meant like when you're in a parking
lot and there's two bumps and you try and split
between them. Oh no, okay, I didn't understand.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Only an idiot would do that. I mean it was
a stupid thought anyway. But I was just like a
speed bump, seems like I'm speeding over this bump, and
it's like I get it to make you stop. But
it's more like a speed stop.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
I think the way you're saying is should be a
speed after bump, just after you hit the bump, your speed.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Away, but also before, because how'd you get to the
speed bump by speeding? You to slow down? You had
to slow down, but you were speeding before you were there,
if you were on the highway and stuff.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
You ever, just think of how scary a place Alex's
brain is.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's not all agree Like.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
I had a friend message with me yesterday about his
theory of how Indiana Jones is actually a way down
descendant of Han Solo probably and the arc of the
Covenant was really just spice that he was smuggling, but
over the years it fermented in the box and killed
ever his brain. I still don't find as scary as yours.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I mean, I think, honestly i'd like to have him
on the pod because I feel like that's a great
discussion we could have. I don't know if we can
trust him on the pod. Probably couldn't trust him on
the pod.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
He's my best friend, you know him. He's a fucking psychopathic.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Ok. Yeah, we couldn't try him to play Xbox with us,
And when we streamed for a little bit I saw.
It was like six years ago. It was the Warzone
nuke event and it was we did it right before
we recorded a podcast and we got a dubb. It
was awesome, but it was from my point of view,

(11:17):
and I think you had all the kills. So I
was just like, ah, there's Alex following and missing.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
People passenger Princess Baby.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I did, but I contributed somewhat moral support, vibes, moral
support and vibe some of great vibes. Guy. Another thing
I thought of today when I was on my way in,
I saw jeep. I know jeeps have ducks. I learned
that recently that like ducks is a big Jeep thing.
The what's up I'm in a jeep wave is a thing.
Making your jeep a zombie response vehicle is a thing.

(11:47):
And then ducks, and I think they give each other ducks.
But there was a jeep that had probably twenty ducks
in the like the front console, and it just made
the like, dude, that guy ever gets in a wreck
that is chaotic as fuck, Like I know they probably
stuck down, but if you getting a wreck hard enough,
there's just there's just twenty ducks flying at you.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
You don't have doors. You probably don't have a roof.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
This one did, so it would just be hitting you
and your passengers. Like this is just strapping.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
All the glass shatters and then they go flying.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
If it's a jeep, Dude, there's probably shatterproof glass. Bro,
they can park on a rock. They probably can't break
that glass.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Oh, they most definitely can't, well half of them if
they have the removable doors. It's just that, Like do
they still make the canvas ones?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:31):
I remember I have friends that had them in high school.
Those were cool.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, you just had to like take everything you had
in your car out of it unless you wind it
stolen because you just had a knife and you're like,
and I'm in And that was in prime. People stealing
stereo eras too. Yeah, I remember I had the thing.
You'd like pop it off in your pocket. No one's
gonna steal this, I'm like radio. Yeah. No, I mean

(12:56):
they get in a wreck. There's ducks all over the
highway as but yeah, I don't know that's which they
had a bunch of different multicolored ducks, so like that's
probably a sick collection. Unless you get in a wreck,
do you get to repurpose the ducks or do you
have to start over after a wreck? I think after
a wreck you have to start over. I don't think
you're like it's like, obviously these are bad luck ducks.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
They probably used the ducks like as markers all over
the highway for all the evidence, Like, sorry, there's a
police inventory.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Now this is a dark place. I'm going dark wing duck.
But you know how like on the side of the
road if there was an accident and someone perished, sometimes
they'll put the cross there. I think, I like where
you're going. Do they have to include the ducks and
the cross?

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Do they make a cross out of the ducks well
a better thought like a totem pole cross, or do
they just like make the cross and then put a
duck bill on the cross. I think a chief owner
would enjoy that they die doing what they love in
the tribute is also what they love.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
I feel like we've talked about on the podcast before.
But do you remember celebrity ducks. Oh yeah, instead of
Bobble Trump duck that I almost bought. Yeah, okay, so
we didn't talk about the podcast. I was like, I
have a whole one.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
I want to make we should make a hat that
looks like one of those ducks, and it's the bill
and jeep four jeep owners. We just sell it to
jeep guys like more of their duck hat inside their jeeps.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
We do that.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
This is why we might actually finally.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Make some money by making some ducks duck hats. Duck
hats four jeep owners. No one's thought of it. No
one's ever thought of this. I've never seen have you
ever seen a jeep owner wearing a duck hat? No,
but that doesn't mean it's not out there.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
I've had friends that have owned jeeps. Never once they
mentioned to me about duck hats.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
But I do like about jeep owners is it is
like they will have Jeep shirts, they'll drive.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
They're the car version of the day of Harley guys.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
I drive a Harley. Yeah. All of your clothes say
Harley on them.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Every last thing you learned Harley bandana, a Harley metal Jay,
Davidson's or threw up on you, Harley tank top, Harley chaps.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
You have leather every day and it's one hundred and
twelve degrees. Safety first, Safety first, except for not wearing
a helmet. You don't want a road rash, I'll smash
my head against the ground. But I don't want an alley.
I'm a boom boom. All right, what else I got?
What else I got? Let's go with I had an idea?

(15:27):
You want my idea? Pitch? Yes, all right? You go
to a business meeting, but you want to carry some
stuff with you and maybe just your pockets are enough.
So you got some like you got some USB drives,
you got you gotta do a PowerPoint. Robert does powerpoints
all the time. Say you like I have a meetings.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
They're called decks, dude, decks. It's a business world like
usually prepare a deck. I found out like two years ago.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
That's just all right. Point. It pissed me off really bad. Yeah,
it's like a rundown.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
You just call a fucking power point, That's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, I look, dude, dumb it down for me here.
So yeah, so you just got a bunch of stuff,
but you didn't have enough room to carry. You got
your phone, your wallet, your keys, all those things. Robert
carries around cash for them all the time. It's just
just the pockets are filled to the brim with cash,
so he has no room. But you need more pockets.
Classy cargo pants, we just call them freighters. That's the

(16:20):
freight you're carrying.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
How do you make cargo pants classy? You just say
that they are, yeah, because they're a different name. Yeah,
you're making more like straight fitting. They're like you cargo pants.
No no, no, babes, and then you like turn and
show the label. These are freighters.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
These are freighters, baby. Yeah. That's how it's just just
gonna work pretty much. It's like putting good so you
know what it is, we need Gucci to make them, no, no,
with all. Like the hot thing is now is it's
gotta be stretchy, and you just get the stretchy pants
that are just like you make them khaki, so they
look like khaki dressed pants, but they're stretchy and they're
kind of like athletic. Ye. But then you just put

(17:00):
like cargo shorts right your cargo pocket's right there, but
you make them a little bit smaller. They're not the
big bulky ones that you would see on the shorts
or the regular pants. They're just kind of like, oh,
another little pocket, but it's got a little cargo thing
on it, like a little button. But it's like a
white button and not like the brown button that looks like, oh,
this guy's going to the jungle. It's this guy is

(17:21):
at the is at a meeting, and he means business.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Counter instead of the cargo pants. Right, what if we
make just classy?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Uh? God, damn, I just lost the name. Fanny packs
Kaki sweat like go with dress suits. I like that idea.
But you know what you could also do is just
put your fanny pack in your cargo pocket. It's a
pocket inside of a pocket. Yeah, if you were carrying
a lot of stuff pocket seption. Yeah, you can't have

(17:51):
too many pockets. I agree.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
I never got why people should on cat They're like,
why are they ugly? They're functional?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Oh? Because in case shit breaks down and you need
me to carry your things, I got extra room, got it, babe.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
I don't want you wearing cargo pants. I'm also going
to hand you nine things to carry for me during
the night. Can you hold that one of the other?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Can you hold my wallet? I didn't bring my purse,
my shoes.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
God, you know, this would be a perfect time if
I had eight pockets.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
And you could be at like a nice dinner, I
could don't wear I have room for that, babe.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Don't focus on if you think your guys cargo pants
are ugly. Focus on how much shit you can make
him carry for you. You don't need to carry a purse.
If he's got all of your lipstick and everything and coordinated,
you could coordinate the pockets for him. You get to
choose whether the guy doesn't care. Guys just want pockets.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
That's all we really need. We're simple and we know
why pockets make me happy, but they do. We could
make women versions of freighters. What kind of freight are
you carrying? It's like what's in your wallet? But what
freight are you carrying? Today? And it's like I carry
myself like that's the first commercials. Just like I like

(19:04):
to carry my watch when I'm not wearing it. I
like to carry dog treats when I take the dog out.
Sometimes I take the dog for a walk. I'll keep
the ball in my freighters. Freighters, what's your free all
right now?

Speaker 4 (19:17):
I'm one hundred percent as soon as you said dog
treat pocket, Yeah, I do need an excuse to carry doctor.
I met a corky yesterday. I didn't have a cookie
for it.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
If you had an extra pocket there was you could do.
I mean, you can use it for whatever, but if
you want it all, there will be a dog. Luckily,
you have two cargo pockets there, and again they're classier.
They're not as wide as big as the other one,
so you can't carry as much stuff, but you can
still use another pocket. What about your back pockets? I
said on those, you know that does for your posture.

(19:47):
I'll crush the dog treats to throw in my back
pocket and then you're giving what go on dog to
think you just got crumbs with you.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Now that's classy. Okay, I'm one hundred percent. Yeah, freighters, fraders,
let's do it, TM trade whatever.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
The right thing to say here is Robert, can we
make can we make this pants on the store tuck hats,
freighter pants, this is we're it'll be rich. We can
add some pockets to some pants. Can you you message
the people that make our stuff. But hey, so we
have this idea, like we don't do stuff that you request.
Do you think you could sew another set of pockets

(20:19):
on all of these pants and make them Kaki, You
guys don't love money, Well, we got a million dollar idea.
We're willing to catch you in on it.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Do you think the next iteration? We include zippers like
around the knee area.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
That's for summer.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Yeah, not this summer. We gotta let them off. I
had those in elementary in junior high, and those were
my favorite pain.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
As a look kid, they've fucking rocked.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
God like are around because guess what, Texas a lot
times cold in the morning. By eleven o'clock it's hot. Yeah,
I'm in school, I'm in fourth period. Zip those knees open,
Let the knees breathe.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Get I get bored in class. Guess what I'm doing
taking half of my pants like that?

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Pat, weren't you wearing pants earlier?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah? Now they're shorts. Why what did you do? Nothing?
Don't worry about teach.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
What'd you learn in school?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Nothing? I was too busy zipping up and unzipping my
pants all day. Zippers are awesome, That's what I learned.
Zippers and pockets, that's what we love. Turns out guys
are in a fashion no, but so what we do
is we have the zipper pocket or the zipper shorts version.
That's next year's line. This year we get ready and

(21:26):
people like, you're right, this is good. But if like
the only thing could be better is like if in
the summer while it's hot and I'm wearing my freighters,
They're like, you know, like maybe it's a picnic I'm
going to If I had just like classy cargo pants, boom,
you could zip them off.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
If these have existed years ago, I would not have
had to take my knife and cut open my jeans
at one of our past with gravy events.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah, they're just worn your freighters.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
I could have worn my freighters something.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Raiders two point zero, which hasn't come out yet. We
haven't come out with one point oh yet. The one
point is coming. Just get it and then and like
like sweat, we make suits, greater suits, so many pockets
can you imagine? Like I know, on my wedding day,
My wedding day, like I had the invisi line, so

(22:12):
I wanted to take the invisi line out for the
pictures I could have Like I had to have my
my mom hold. I was like, here, we hold the
returner case, so you just put this in your purse.
I mean, can you hold my Richner? It was in
visil line. Now retaining like that. But I was like, here,
where you hold this? And do i't have room for it?
I could have had a little cargo pocket perfect, but
it would have been classy cargo, pocket classy cargo. That's

(22:33):
what I'm saying, Guys's we're going to revolutionize the fashion industry.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
This is probably your best idea.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I think so too.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
I started to ship on it, but you you convinced me.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
You talked me in Yeah, great business man, which you
guys got.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
I came across this question this week. If you had
one movie, one album, and one food, that's all you
could cold like have for the rest of your life.
If you're listening to music, it's just that album. Anytime
you want to watch movie, it's at anytime you want
to eat the food.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
What are you picking? Food is pizza.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
But here's the thing I think to make it fair,
you can't pick like okay, now you.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Get all pizzas. You gotta pick like pep pep Pepperoni pizza, okay,
solid safe, eat Pepperoni pizza anytime anywhere you said movie.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Because I was torn. When I first heard it, I
was like, immediately I go either Godfather one or two.
They're perfect movies. But then you think about, like, I
don't get comedy for the rest of my life.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Right See, I've always said my Desert Island movies or
I Love You man, and forgetting Sarah Marshall. I feel like,
right now I would go, I love you man, that's great.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
I was also thinking, like other guys, you get action,
you get comedy, all that good stuff pretty much any
good fellas, good fella's great fellas. See, that's the thing.
It's like, it's hard to not pick a mob movie
as a.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Guy, right but I'd go, I Love you man. And
then album I want to say, I in love in
You from the Avid Brothers, but it guess a little
sad at times, and maybe I'm not feeling that. An
album that I think is the greatest album of all
time is Rumors from Fleetwood Mac, and that's got a
little bit everything in it. You know, you want to

(24:11):
you know, you could go your own way. You could
secondhand news, you could you could yell sad and a
little ballady with it, and like you could do it all.
So I would go Rumors from Fleetwood Mac, Pizza and
I Love You Man.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
I think I would take cheeseburger because like, you know,
you could go steak, but like that's kind of expensive
and you're gonna get full on steak. Like I like steak,
but if I had to have steak, well in the
way I pictured like steak asparagus and massed potatoes. Okay,
you have to have a meal, but still, like that's
fucking expensive to eat steak every single day. Burger, you

(24:45):
can get the same burger from twenty but Burger, let
us tomato, pickle onion, but you're good, okay. Movie, I
think I gotta go Good Fellas. You get the mob,
you get the action, you do get a comedy in
that movie, you get a little and it's like a
perfect movie. I think I gotta go to Mark, Tom
and Travis show the lifelid A.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Two because I was thinking blank, what a too, But
I just like I don't know what i'd pick.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
There's so many of them, because like I was always
also thinking like Zeppelin one or really Zeppelin two or
Zepplin three or anything, but some of like the older albums,
they all they were short albums. I was thinking Stadium, Marcadium,
that's a huge album. But I read Hot Chili Peppers,
you got a funk, call that different stuff. But like
red Hot you also, I mean Mark thom and Travis show.
You also get comedy in there too. A great songs.

(25:31):
It's good you do have some sad songs in there too,
because you know, sometimes that's what you're in the mood for.
You want to hear a sad song.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Shit.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
As I was thinking about this, I completely forgot about country.
You know, we're just gonna stick with.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Country is a good one to give up, Robert, would
you go, well, shut your mouth. Out of the genres
you would get, country is probably a bottom tier genre. Yeah,
you don't know shit about Dick. I think I do.
I work on a radio station. Uh what what? What
on her? Do you guys play? Not country?

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Okay, you're actually working a clutch Robert, what about you?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Spider shirt? That's perfect?

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Pizza and burner. So I'll do something different I do.
I'll do like fahita casias o.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Great pick. It was really hard to not go tacos. Yeah,
I fis. But again he was specific with the case.
You get changed up like a taco you can have
to go.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Probably would have said like barbaco tacos, a green sauce.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
The salantro Onion, thea Tacos case Berria from Cooba. Stop it.
You're gonna give me a boner and you'll be able
to really see in those shorts. See they're also that's
the thing, I tell you, a freighter's boner proof. You
can hide your boner.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
It's kind of the elastic band around the waist for
you to just tuck it right.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
There, have a boner, but they just don't see it.
A movie, I think I would go into the Spider Verse.
It was a really good movie that I like. When
it first came out, I didn't know what to expect.
By the time you finished, I'm like I was blown away.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Top tier spider Man movie all time, Like it's up
there with It's probably a top two spider Man movie.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Also, yes, I think so. And one album, I'm gonna
go Lincoln Park's Meteora.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Ooh, great answer. All right, that's a good call.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Any of like the first three Lincoln Parks would be
great answer. That's that's the thing about the album. There's
so many good ones out there. Yeah, that one's pretty
good too, but yeah, the other ones you're better.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Robert you uh, you posted a thing last year that
was your recap of all the movies that you watched? Yeah?
Is that on the letterbox?

Speaker 4 (27:34):
No, I just recap.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
I just spreadsheet myself. Really. Yeah, I recently got into
the letterboxed game, but I don't follow anybody, and I
don't want anybody to follow me. But it is absolutely
electric to find what that is. So you watch, it's
pretty much you can just review movies and it keeps
track of what you've reviewed movies as so, like I
don't like being like I didn't like that movie, but

(27:56):
like if I'm watching it by myself, I don't have
a problem review it. And I haven't watched a lot
of movies this year. I've done more shows than anything.
But you can see, like if you're trying to find
a movie to watch, it's like what's popular this week?
What's this? What do I like? Like my activity? I
mostly just give four and five stars on everything. Yeah,
I'd be horrible.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
I don't know how to review things, like even when
like how's the food, I'm like, fucking great. I don't
know how to go into detail on things. I've been
telling you guys for what like two months now, I've
been rewatching X files. The only thing I've said to
anybody was, Dude, it totally holds up.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
The only movie is very I've seen this year that
like I've sat down and like rinted or watched where
Glad Heat or Two Goodfellas, and we watched Riff Raff
on Friday. I gave it a two and a half.
And don't listen to my reviews. My reviews mean nothing.
But it's fun to just be, oh, that one wasn't good. Yeah,

(28:50):
I don't want to go talk shit about a movie,
but like now at the end of the year, I
can be like, ah, that was the worst movie I
saw this year.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
I'm in the same boat where I've seen more shows
than movies this year. I've seen seven movies. The lowest
rated one I gave was two and a half for
Captain America Brave New World. I just thought it was
really mid two and a half out of five.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
See, I feel like two and a half. I felt
mean because it had like everybody in it. It had
like Bill Murray was in it, Pete Davidson was in it,
Jennifer Coolidge was in it, it was and then a
bunch of other famous people.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Every time I hear her name, I have to fight
an impression and she was you wanted real big, and
she was trying to do like a Jersey accent, so
that that's kind of made it worse each.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
T shirt time. But yeah, I don't know. That was
like a new movie. And then all the other movies
just looked intense. And then everybody was trying to get
me watch Adolescents, and I've heard that that's not fun
to watch. I've heard good things. That's probably gonna be
something that we watch. It doesn't seem like something I
could just watch while I'm having a beer. Yeah, I
don't think so either. I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
I think I've become the new Robert because you guys
talking about this has made me realize I don't watch
new movies anymore. All I do is watch the old
shit that I've seen hundred I.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Like going and being like, what's new this week that
I could watch, and then it's always stuff I don't
have any interest in watching. That.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Also, I found out today I'm not cut up on Marvel.
Like in my head, I swore I had seen the
second Black Panther. I saw a clip from it today
and I was like, is this a fan made trailer?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
I can help you out here.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
What happens in Wakanda Forever?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Oh, obviously, Wakanda takes over Ukraine. They stepped in, they
took part of Russia, and they took over Ukraine, but
they made it cool.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
I went to Russia first, then Ukraine.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
No, they like took it instant, like they intercepted it
from Russia. Russia was trying to take it. And then
Black Panther's like no, no, no, don't do that. And
then they put like a bunch.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Of cool shit in What happened in Loki season two?

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Loki obviously is on one. Clearly everybody knows. How are
you about? Like Gore? I don't like Gore, you like go,
But what if it's not like it's not scary, but
it's just happened.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
If it's were when it's not like hostile, what.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
If it's like a comedy Gore?

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Hell yes, hell yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Like that like nobody or that Chris or whatever. I
almost watched that. I almost watched that. I should have
watched that he can't feel pain, yeah, Jack Quaid, Yeah,
I didn't realize, Like that guy looks so familiar to him.
I was like, that's that's David Quade's kid or Randy
quads Kit whatever, one of the Quads guys. It's Huwie
from the Boys. I didn't watch The Boys? Do you

(31:23):
like that?

Speaker 4 (31:24):
See, that's comedy. I'm more of a Marvel that's comedy.
A Marvel guy, No, you would one hundred percent me
more of the Boys guy. But that David Harbor movie guy,
he's Santa Claus. Like, that's a funny movie.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, I mean yeah, it's like gory, violent Knight or whatever. Yeah, alright,
this is talking about comedy. Gore is fun, but like
torture Gore, I'm not into either, Like Saw that Ship. Yeah,
I'm okay with comedy Gore. I broke up with a
girl in middle school because she said I was a
pussy for not watch not wanting to watch Saw It.
I was like, all right, fuck you. She got pregnant

(31:59):
in ninth grade. That's the saw to you. You dodged
the ball and all that one money that didn't happen,
But all right, what do you got? Robert? I was like, shit,
just airing out this girls that didn't happen. It was
just that made the story better. Though.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
I am preparing for switch to pre orders. They were
originally gonna happen like two or three weeks ago, but
then it got delayed because of tarras. I'm like, they
needed to figure out, we're gonna have to raise the
price on this already expensive console, so they were put
on hold. Finally happening tonight. Some places are doing at
midnight eighty, which is for us Wednesday, eleven pm. Yeah,

(32:45):
so I'm gonna have multiple tabs open for target best
by trying to get the switch to I think game
stops doing it the next morning, like at eleven am.
But I'm just preparing for that and thinking about how
I'm gonna have four hundred less dollars tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
I would have guessed if.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
You're walking and can get it. Yeah, So have you
contacted the King?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
You know? Mundo is the say his name bleed that
U No, this will be afterwards. Robert Wildy got we
don't give it. Yeah, text him right now. But yeah,
that's how I got my Xbox, and that's how four
of my friends got their x I got my Xbox.
He's the fucking king.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
Also shout out fucking him at wrestling.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
We'll do it. We'll get to that. We'll get to that.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Spoiler and the podcast thought of him and he just
likes me smile.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
I love him so much. Time past av m v
P cute face cut, How is he single? How is
he single? Ladies scoop him up now and that dog
and his cat at all?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Okay, but yeah, so if you're not able to on
round one, I would say, reach out to him.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, but bleep his name out.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
And we did a podcast like yeah, yeah, he's ours,
you guys, don't.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
He's that connect Well, I I have always gott I
think Jeremy that works at the Buzz got a PlayStation
from him, like he can just like he knows the
people to get it from. He's the plug dude. He
is like a drug dealer, but for xboxes and like
you're not paying cheap, like like he doesn't like like
you're not paying like a discount or whatever. He just
gets to like the not mark that way able to

(34:13):
get it because it was like when xboxes were like
five thousand dollars or whatever it was, they were a
lot and it was like this is the regular price
of the xboxes. Get him all right? Cool? Like I
could only get like the half storage one and he's
like nah, gotcha. He's the fucking man you's got a butt.
Uh yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Having to just look at that bank account and be like, yeah,
oh man, all that's gonna go away.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
But then you calculate how many hours of work it is.
That's the worst gay to look at it.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
No, don't look at it that way.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Look at it the how many hours you're gonna get
of entertainment out of it? That's true, that's true.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
I spent fucking like thirty dollars, like forty dollars on
DLC content for old South Park games last night. I
was kind of drunk on my couch.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
And also, yeah, you go for this. That's my problem
with like Fortnite skins that I used to do. I
don't do it. But it'd be like, do you spend
twenty dollars to get a fucking baseball bat so you
could knock down walls with it? One of them? Yeah,
but I want like my guy has crocs now, like
that's cool.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
One of the things I bought it was a dollar fifty.
It was just Towley pops up during the video game
and says some random shit.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
From time to time. It's so fucking worth it. Sure,
it's so worth it. Are you guys ready to spend
one hundred dollars on six? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Is there what's the ceiling where you're You're like, oh,
you'll get it eventually.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
But not like I'm getting it when it comes out. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
If it was over one fifty for the base game,
I think I would be willing to go up to
one fifty for it because I'd be like, dude, I'm
gonna get it. Would be a lot nine hundred hours
of gameplay out of this over the next ten.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
It's like NFL ticket. It's an insane amount of money
that I spend, But I'm like.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
But it's worth it.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
It brings me and you you know what it does.
It bring me joy. I'm always in my brain, I'm like,
it brings me joy. It's like it makes me want
to kill myself or bleep that. It makes me want
a kms for ninety percent of the game that I
will be watching, which are giants games. But but you
love it. Yeah, I'm just taking an abusive relationship and
I just keep going back loving pain to me though.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah, I know Nintendo got some flak for this because
the new Mariocard game is eighty dollars, and so they're
the ones going first above seventy.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
I didn't realize that.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Yeah, because the next generation of consoles, that's what the
games are gonna be. I thought, was it was it
eighty or was it ninety? Oh, it's eighty for the
digital and ninety for the physical.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Right that got mistaken. That was of some other publication.
It is just eighty okay for both.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
But still and also now, like if I was in
my twenties and completely broke all the time, I'd be like,
this fool kind sucks, and I'm like I can swing
fucking eighty dollars when I want to.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Buy a game. Yeah, like Grand theftought, I'm gonna get
my money's worth that. If Grand theftought, it's amazing.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
How what's more money you have when you're not just
going to the bars every weekend?

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, it's not a kid not on the horizon. I'm
just saying, Uh, that bitch in high school, did she't
all right? Next week? Got that was it. Let's get

(37:15):
back the comeback kid and tell you what's back in
the news. According to us.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
It's the comeback kid, comeback Kid of the Week, comeback
Kid of the Week, bitch.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
I wish we could just name the episode that bitch
in high school.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
And high school. Our first comeback kid this week is
wrestle Mania because a lot of people are saying the
past the gravy stole the show.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
That's what I'm hearing on That's what I saw on next.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
The Everything app where everybody that is on X is
the media. Because on Saturday night, my phone was blowing
up where people were like, bro, bro, bro, bro, your
podcast is on TV. I was like, what what do
you mean. Oh yeah, Raymondo and Chris did go to
wrestling and Victor and they did bring all of the

(38:14):
Pastor Gavy flags and the past Gravy wolf Pack flag
that they made, and oh yeah, they did say they
were gonna try and get on TV. And it was
Jay Usso was wrestling on Saturday night and he walked
down the section they were sitting in and his walk
he stops and you can just see as he's like
doing his whole thing, Raymundo is just waving the Pastor
Gavy flag and I was like, holy fuck, Like we

(38:34):
got good airtime. It wasn't just like a little bit
of airtime, and he got us I think I said
last week, Charlotte Flair years ago was at Raw in
the Toyota Center and he was like on the Jumbo Trot.
It was just past that gravy podcast and he was
like her doing a finish. So shout out to anyone
if you're here for the first time, because you saw
that on there. We welcome, welcome, and I hope we
haven't already made you hate us. I hope you made

(38:55):
it this far. Uh. But it was like I had
friends that I do the Giants podcast with up in
New York and they're like, bro, your podcast is on
uh is on the is on the ww WrestleMania. I
was like, what do you mean? Because at first, like
I didn't understand. Then Raymond, it was like, so I'm
gonna try and get it on right here. And I
looked back at all RAYMONDA text I played at the

(39:17):
xbox for like four hours on Saturday night was fine.
My wife and kid were out of town. That's what
I did, so I wasn't looking at stuff, and then
I just saw like I had like eighteen messages at
one point and then my dms were like, bro, past Gray, dude,
are you in Vegas. No, I'm not, but somebody else
did that, Like that's cool, fucking I don't know MVP, MVP.

(39:37):
Maybe he goes for a threept here, he's try He
tried to turn here like John Steena did, and I
feel like it's hard to top. Like that's an MVP
performance getting us on TV there. He had all the pictures,
he printed the flags. He made those flags, Robert, you
saw the ones at the golf tournament, like Raymond made those.
They weren't like, we can we can we make those?

(39:58):
Can we make those flags? And social we make a
T shirt that just has the flag on it, a
T shirt of Raymunda holding the flag. I think we
could do that. I think we could make flags. I
think we definitely could make flags. Our flag is our
logo is based off of a flag, like it is
based off to come and take it flag. We should
just have a flag. It is that that we used

(40:24):
to and then they stopped making flags on that shitty
site that we used before that didn't it took until
Christmas to get all of your ship. It was six
months later. It's like, hey, happy five hundred. They're like,
that was so long ago. I forgot I ordered these stickers.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Oh, well, yeah, every year he does this.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
He's he was wearing a passy headband. He was all
decked out in PTG gear. He's a real one. If
you don't have someone like Raymundo ben A Videz in
your life coming and yeah, yeah, just went to his
first like like, uh, physical therapy today. I was checking
on him. I was like, you're still failing it from Vegas.
I think they stayed for Monday Night Raw last night

(41:08):
or two nights ago as we were recording this. But
absolute badass getting us on WrestleMania. I know people are like,
well you even care about wrestling, Like, look, dude, if
you want to put us on anything that you like,
I'm all for it. That's why we need to start
selling those PTG flags. And then let's let's do that.
You go to Texans Gate, take a pastor Gavy flag,

(41:28):
you go to anything, pass the Gavy flag. Get us
on there. We'll get you do it. Hey, we do
the gravy d post every week.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Can we make one in Spanish for Kingsoniors. Well, I
think it was so because it's a name.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
I think past the El Gravy, El Paso Gravy.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Okay, that's a short idea of fake fake gravy charts
l Passo.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Great, he'll passogravy. That'd be all right. Team all right,
but WrestleMania is back and we were the stars of
wrestle Mania.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Suck it, John Cena and Travis Scott. Are you doing
in wrestling?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah? I heard he was involved somehow. I don't remember.
I think I think he hit Cody Rhodes or something like, Oh, okay,
the Nightmare, Cody. That's how you're gonna rep the h
But yeah, Raymundo, you rock, Chris, you rock, Victor, you rock.
We appreciate you boys. Repping PTG, everybody repping PGG. Pass
gray Merch dot com. Get your stuff, rep us wherever

(42:36):
you go. If you pass a Grey Mercher, come man like,
that's the best way to support it. We don't. We
don't ask for money from you guys. If you'd like
to support the pod, get your shirt, get you a hat,
gets you something cool. Mikey Paul, it's just Mikey p
He's actually coming to play read my lips on the
Rod Ryan Show next or tomorrow against me. He on
our Gravy Day post at pass Gray pot every every
Wednesday post happy Gravy Day everybody. We like to use

(42:56):
stuff that you guys send us. If you wearing passa
gavy stuffs, send us a picture of you in it,
do and some cool stuff. We'll throw a Gravy Day
on it and we'll tag in it and it's it's fun. Like,
we appreciate you guys supporting us. The more that you
support us, the more we're gonna push you guys out there.
So you guys rock but past Emerge dot Com and
shout out to Raymundo. He's a real one. Get you
somebody like Raymunda in your life, all right? If the
whole world was made of Raymundo's no wars, what a

(43:21):
world it would be. What a world it would be?
Another comeback kid is the Pope. The Pope is back, guys,
but by back I meaning dead, but back is talking
about the pope, which is the papal c I learned
this week. I've learned a lot of Yeah, see how
I sucked it up. It should not be that the

(43:42):
pope is I don't know, the papacy doesn't make sense.
It sounds stupid. Pope Tater. And then people were like, yo,
you should watch that movie conclave. It explains it all.
I was like, I'm not gonna watch that movie.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
I thought about it when it happened, and then I
just kept living.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
It's like three hours. I'm not gonna watch that one.
I'm not Catholic. Two. The Pope to me is like
Catholic's royal family don't care. I don't. I'm not. I'm
not saying I'm glad he's dead, alright, p the Pope,
Pope Francis. I also didn't know. You know, you just
changed your name when you're the Pope? Yeah, what the fuck?

(44:18):
Don't you think that'd be dope? No, because they have
to change, like they picked like the same ten names.
You could be Pope Eli.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
The First Pope, Alex Hope, Alex the Great. No, you
gotta change your name, Pope Gravy King. I mean, I
guess you get to pick your name.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
You can do.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
I don't think thinking you're the head of the church
at that point, I don't think they're allowed.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
And then if they say ship, you're like God told
me to do that, and the like, I don't really
have a response to that. Pope rockets in five, like
what if that doesn't happen? It doesn't matter changing. It
is rockets and six hope over better. Yeah. No, uh,
but I don't know. I learned a lot about the pope.
I guess this is the first time ever, and it's

(45:00):
still a very outside shot America could take. Take the Vatican.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
There's a there's an American cardinal who has a shot.
He is listed on the betting odds. I don't know
his name, Lars newtbar but I know.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
He's out there. There's also, uh, we have two possible
black popes in the running. That's who I'm voting for,
just for the memes. Well, I just think it's kind
of like the problem what about a woman pope? Do
we have a woman pope? Now? You can't. You can't
do that. A little problematic Catholics, there's no. Yeah, women

(45:35):
aren't allowed to be. They should have a little boy pope.
There can be nuns, they can be very happy as nuns.
They should have a little boy pope to make up
for everything that they've done.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
I don't know, I feel like a child being that
of religion. Probably not great. It's gonna be there a
long time. Maybe get to his head long time to
cover up problematic shit going on.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
I just I think it would just be hilarious if
America because it's the pope, so they would be happy
that they have a new pope. You know, Italians would
be fucking pissed if there was an American pope.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yeah, I want an American pope, an American black woman pope.
It's not possible. It's just no female to male anything's possible.
An American black female to male poll tell you this.
Not everything is possible in the Catholic Church. I'll tell
you that right now. Wow, that's a big fan of

(46:28):
glass ceilings. Apparently love them.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Roofs awesome. Sixteen do you called a glass ceiling? I
call it a sunroof. One's much more enjoyable. It's all
about an outlook on life.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I see a glass ceiling and I break it.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
But you say, you just you look for oppression, You
look for reasons to be angry. Called a glass called
a sunroof.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Don't walk on me.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
I'll smash those glass ceilings. You're you're telling me as
a man that you're a danger in parking lots. That's
very problematic.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Glass ceilings where they're trying to keep women in not I'm.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Maybe they're maybe they're trying to give women a view.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Maybe like it's a different they have the view it's
on at ten o'clock every morning. I said, a.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Different view, one not filled with screeching cows, woopy Goldberg.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Isaac. Maybe it's just because, like I'm a girl, dad,
so I feel like women are more equal than you do.
Probably a little misogyny in me. The popes, the pope's head,
and then we get National signing Day with the popes
where we get the smoke, and then they have that's

(47:30):
what color smoke it is. I remember the Pope Robert
will have to probably explain it to him because he
won't be able to see what color the smoke is.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
I feel like all the social media is letting us
down because it used to be growing up when this
happened in granted there wasn't social media, but I feel
like even since there has been when the last pope retired,
it used to be coverage every day, Like every day
there'd be a video of nope, gray smoke, not ready,
gray smoke, Nope, not today.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
I haven't seen once because he's lying in state right
now at Saint Peter's Basilica. You fucking Mora. You are
an noter, dame graduate. You were the bad number one
Catholic on this podcast, and you don't know shit about fucks.
I shouldn't be the one telling you these things. Yeah.
They haven't started voting yet.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Okay, so that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Let's just go around the room. Who is who is
your favorite pope? John Paul the second, the one that
I grew up with. Man, that dude was dope Rober
What about you, Francis? I liked Saint Hilarious. That's a saint. No,
but he's a pope though. Uh are you sure about that? Yeah?
I just googled list of popes.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Yeah, but that's at the top of it. That's always wrong.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
No, I don't do that. I don't trust Ai. He
obviously was after Saint Leo and before Saint Simplicius. What
time was he there? Because November four sixty one to
February four sixty eight a solid seven year reign, I
would say, I don't know if you know the greatest
seven year reign in papacy history.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
All right, let's look into his controversies because I guarantee
you there are some I was gonna say.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Picture a Roman citizen and feast Day was the twenty
eighth of February. Pretty cool. If you ask me, Feast
Day sounds dope.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
I mean, I'm just gonna say pretty much, any pope
that you take from olden times, if you look probably
some fucked up shit.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
That was going on. Yeah, but you can't look back
far enough because like I don't remember nothing from four
to sixty one. Turns out, Also, if you use anybody
from the Catholic Church, there's a good chance just to
bad shit in it.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Also, I guess I spelled it wrong because I just
typed in Pope Hilarious controversy and the first one Cops
comes up. Pope Francis apologize for apologizes for using slur
referring to gay men. So good job on your pick, Robert.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Wow. Wow.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Granted the one that I picked, I'm pretty sure was
overseeing as all the bad stuff with boys.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
But you know, and as far as we know, Saint
Hilarious did none of this apparently. Ah See, that's what
I'm talking about. You had the third pick there, and
you picked the right one. You should have said somebody else. Cool.
I only know like St. St. Pope, Pope John the first,
you could go with him. He was a Roman citizen.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
They that just rolls off the tongue. Though, that's a
good pope name.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
It's just because it's like the name of school.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Pope Francis, You're like, it doesn't roll off the tongue.
Saint Silveris, who was the German Nazi pope that we
had before him, and the one.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Who just retired. This guy, Yeah, like, Pope's maybe not cool.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
For like a thousand years, every pope had just the
common courtesy to just do the job until you're dead.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
And he was like, I want to enjoy my twilight
years like that. Look where I'm from, we keep our
Nazis out of the papacy and into just cars, stress free.
My final who, Saint Gregory, was Gregory the Great. That's
pretty sick.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
That's that's a good nickname.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
That's pretty cool, pretty cool. Bonifacci, that's a cool name. Also,
that's a great name. Aria Severinus, all right, I'm not
gonna just name popes.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
I honestly, for a second there, I thought you were
just doing Yankees. Severinus coach judges, judges, Pope Risius, that'd
be I'd be pope Marcus Aurelius Titis.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
All right, so popes are back who large newt bars,
So I'm picking unless I'm although you are the Pope
of Houston. Didn't we didn't we? W is that is?
That is true? I think I took it out a
little while ago.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
But I'm gonna go that's the allegations. I'm gonna go
with the I'm gonna go black pope. I think we're
going black pope.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
I hope we go black pope, probably.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Because they're saying the guy that's the favorite this time
was also the favorite going into the last one, like
a heavy favorite, and then just didn't. So you know,
I'm going with always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Yeah, all right, Well we'll keep you posted or we won't.
I just I probably won't talk about it again.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Just black Twitter, if we get a black pope will
be fucking awesome.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
For like three days.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
We're gonna get just great content, do you think.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Yeah? Black Twitter is just the funniest Twitter. I don't
see colors, so I wouldn't be able to tell, okay,
but you can understand that black Twitter is a thing.
Sorry or black guy. Look at X the everything app
where everything happens there also back this week. I don't
know if you saw this. Robert definitely didn't see this,
But colors you're back. That was that was just mean.

(52:34):
Colors are back, dude. Did you see a new color
just dropped? No, I didn't, Brolo Ola? What you know
about olo? Pat not a damn. You want to see it,
I'll show it to you.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
It looks like turquoise.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
That's Olo. Let me see it came up with. That's yeah,
that's Robert Gray, that's teal. Yeah, it looks like a
great at me. That's what it actually looks like, a
great of me.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
So it's one of those ones where like instead of
it being pantone oh one eight four six two, it's
pantoneh one eight four six two three.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Colors don't work that way. They're just different pantone of colors.
This is called Olo And the only way you can
see it is because it was like generated that way,
like it doesn't appear in nature. It is turquoise, though
to me it looks like turk. I said turquoise first,
but turquoise teal either one. Actually, yeah, my mom has
a shit ton of jewelry with this exact.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Color in it.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
A lot of people from the American Southwest probably do too. Yeah,
we saw a lot of this at the rodeo. The
San Jose Sharks basically wear olo.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
This scientists are just trying to cooper Native American culture.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
And that's bullshit. Actually, great point, so problematic as fuck.
There were five participants. They tried to do this whole
thing where they I'm reading it from This is from BBC,
So don't I'm not. I'm not making a val d're
the big black cock network.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Well just because it's British, I don't respect him thing
they do, Big British cock networks.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
That what it is.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
And told they went another World Cup. Nothing that comes
out of Britain matters.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Okay, it says the during this experiment, research has shown
a laser beam into the pupil of one eye of
each participant. They were five participants, and they had normal
colored vision through the participants including blah blah blah. We're
co authors of this research paper. So basically it was
like firing off lasers into one of your eyes and
they would make you see these colors. And then they

(54:26):
took the colors that they saw and then they printed
out this or they posted this, So this is the color.
It's oloh, new color just dropped.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
But an't you Everyone that's done like acid or LSD
has been like, yeah, I've seen that fucking color before.
Probably you're tripping balls and you're seeing the rainbows in colors,
said the said.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
We both said we've seen that. That's not a new color, right,
but like that's what I like. I want to come
up with the color now, Like.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
This sounds like something that it would have been. Did
you see fucking Trump said he created a new color?
That does sound like this sounds like a Trump story,
not Gulf of America and a new color.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
We're calling it.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Trump Andese. No, that doesn't work. Trump Ois, that's it.
That's what I was like, orange man bad, I've created
trump oois great color.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
One of the greatest guns about him. Turkoise nothing good.
Note again to.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Nobody can call me orange man anymore. I am Trump
oys man.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
A lot of people say that turk Oise was great.
It's not great. This is really good.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Trump boys, the greatest kind of people have seen. Native
Americans had it first, like all the great things American.
I took it from them.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Yeah. So shout out to the new color. Sorry, Robert,
I mean the baby.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
It was a new shade of gray for him.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
I didn't want to feel left out. But with Robert
we could discover new colors every day. Oh shit, Pad,
you see that bowl. I've never seen that color before.
We can also just lie to him. Yeah, I don't
like lying to Robert though lying you.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Don't like lying to him. You're just like making fun
of his color blindness.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
I'm not making fun of it. Just as this was.
It happened like a new color comes out. You think
I'm not going to talk about it. What are what
do you think Joe Rogan's talking about it when the
new does silly? When a new color does come out,
I look forward to talking about It's a very serious
journalistic podcast where we cover the hard hitting topics like WrestleMania,
whether or not we stole the show. We I mean,

(56:19):
obviously we colored religion, which is a very hot topic,
and now we cover colors because this.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Would have been a good time in mock draft colors,
but I think we've done that before.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
I don't think y'all did it with it. I think
it was like it was the pandemic one the mondraft
of colors. I mean we're basically doing that. This week.
We're doing a mock draft of numbers essentially, I mean
Jersey numbers, but numbers. So getting getting too mock drafts.
Let's let's talk about last week's results. We had the

(56:49):
mock draft of Rabbits slash Bunnies, and this was our
closest race yet at the the twenty four plus hours.
So it goes at at like three o'clock and we
went down at five o'clock on Friday, went up at
three o'clock Thursday, went down at five o'clock thirty, so
like about twenty six hours of voting, and I was

(57:11):
I don't want to have to grab a cops gun.
Like I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm a little
bit nervous. And I was like I knew that if
Robert or I won, we were safe. And I was like,
please just let me win this one. I could just
have a stress free mock d Like, mock draft is stressful.
Mock draft is stressful, and now that there are stakes
to it more stressful. Not just being like I'm dumb, haha, No,

(57:33):
I got to do a thing I don't I don't
like that.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
You should just turn everything into a taser bit from
now on.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah, yeah, lose, you can taste. But this adds a
little edge to it, adds a little edge. Very few
podcasts can be like, we'll Pat have to grab a
cops gun. Like I could tease the podcast that way and.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Not be lying every week, even though I've been in
last all year. I was like, there's plenty of time.
There's plenty of time.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
I'm running out of fuck. Yeah, two weeks, yeah, two weeks.
I mean if I win this week, I think it's
over for you. Yeah, either I win or Robert has
to win. If you win, I'm fucked. That's it. Yeah,
pretty much so last week's old Robert. At any given
point when I kept checking, it was like Pat would
be in the lead, then Robert would be in the lead,

(58:16):
then I would be in the lead, and I was
in the lead. I feel like I was in the
lead at three o'clock on Friday, and I thought I
had it, and then I checked at like six thirty
it was just like fuck, like I had I was ahead,
and then you guys were tied, and then I guess
two or three more votes came in whatever it was.
But Robert had thirty six percent of the vote to
win it, and Pat and I were tied at thirty

(58:38):
two percent. So that's about as as much of a
split vote as you can have right there. Shout out
to all the Robert riders for pushing him through so
on the season. Robert had fucking all to accounts. Maybe
cheater Robert has four wins is guaranteed at least a
share of the title. I have three wins and Pat

(58:58):
has two. We have this mock draft and one next
week because Robert was off for a week, so we
pushed it back. Now I kind of wish that we
could just end it here, you know, but this is
for all the marbles, basically a mock draft, and we
were just tossing around some ideas. I don't know what
maybe think of Jersey numbers, but it's like mock draft

(59:19):
to Jersey numbers in no specific sport is the draft
is tomorrow? Maybe that was it. See I was doing
my you guys can do it.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
I'm putting sports with mine because I feel like if
you add the sport with it, it makes the number
even better.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
But on the graphic, the graphic, we will let you
pick like who you want to go on the picture
of the graphic. But you get it for all sports.
It's not just like baseball or football. Like you can
tell me who you want to go up on the
graphic and I will put that on the graphic. But
the number is just going to be what it is,
not like seven like anything like that. So Robert won

(59:56):
last week. We go in reverse order in the draft.
It is a snake draft. What do we want to do?
What do you want to go with? Uh? What is
your what is your ultimate decision on the coin that
we will use? Uh? You have the coin already next
to you. Let's use that one, the penny, my lucky
pennyclusion all right?

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Right, so so you say, who is what? Like one
of us has tails? Oh, let's not call it, keep
it completely neutral. He assigns it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Oh I want to Okay, then you call there, you
call there? No, that's what you want to do? Fine? Fine,
all right, I'm just flipping. Just flip it and you
don't even have to care it lands. Hopefully it doesn't
roll under the couch. Hey, you can be heads. What
he just said he wanted to call it? Are you
calling it? Final? Take tails? Okay, Pat's heads on tails.

(01:00:47):
I haven't even I haven't even looked, like, what what's up?
I'm just intense point talks of all time. Tails. Tails
never fails. Baby, Let's go oh good, I didn't want
the first Let's go good. Well, you didn't want the
first pick. The funny thing is that you have the
option of picking where you want to pick. So really

(01:01:09):
I picked to go second. Okay, psych, I picked to
go first. I'm gonna take sixty nine, and I want
I want Billy Bob from Varsity Blues as as the
jersey number Billy Bob.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
David Boti also suresy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
I mean, all right, so the draft is gonna go
me pat Robert, Robert, Pat me, me, Pat Robert, Robert,
pat me. Since it's a snake draft, let me fill
my little thing out. But yeah, I'm gonna take sixty nine,
just like. That's a funny every time you see somebody
this number sixty nine and they get a pency like
sixty nine.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
So yeah, sixty nine, all right, I'm gonna go with
the greatest quarterback number out there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Twelve disagree on that. Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, Rogers, Staubach
like I could go on and on the opinion, the
greatest quarterback number is twelve. It's not in the opinion.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
Look down the list, it's all the greatest quarterbacks of
all time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Twelve. You're gonna see it a lot back to you, Bobby.
I'm gonna go get two here. I'm gonna go twenty
seven two seven. I wonder why he went with that.
You want I am I assuming you went out.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
To the Yeah, you can do to for mine. Just
put Tom Brady. Okay, that might get me some hate,
but I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
It's a fact. Now these are not like you. It's
not I'm not I'm Brady. I'm not. Somebody also wears it. Okay,
just for you voters know that. Also, my birthday is
on the twenty seventh. That's perfect, So twenty seven birthday,
not not this, not this. And then I'm gonna go

(01:02:42):
number one, where one's a good one. I was probably
gonna take waters to its like it puts a lot
of pressure on it. But when somebody lives up to
wearing one, that rocks, like when Molik Neighbors eventually becomes
the greatest wide receiver in the NFL. I'm gonna be
like fuck yeah. I'm glad he's wearing one and he's
on my team. He's going to stay there.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Pat back to you, all right, I think here, I'm
gonna go with.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Nine. Night's good. I had ninety nine on my list
as well. You gotta put gretz on the graphic for Gretzky,
I would put J. J. Watt Cool.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Yeah, I mean he's the greatest ninety nine of all time,
but not great jersey number.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
I'm gonna go ten and seven, ten and seven, all
next ones? All right, ten and seven, I willy mannle,
you can give us seven. I think seven is the
best looking quarterback number. Like when you see a quarterback
that's wearing seven, like, yep, there we go. It's clean.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
You're big, Lance Harbor guy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
No, not not Jonathan, not in that particular one, but
uh like a John Elway. John Elway looks like seven.
Good quarterback numbers. There are three great quarterback on the
field accomplishments. Specifically, he did his time though, and then
ten is like in soccer, usually the best players wearing ten.
The second best player were best player would also wear seven.

(01:04:07):
Christiano Ronaldo, we got messy, so it's perfect for soccer
and that too. I mean, Eli manning Warten should be
Hall of Famer. You have Mickey Mannle. You got a
bunch of other people like that in baseball that are
are seven's.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
So yeah, back to you, all right, I will take
long the same eight.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Four.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
It's one of those numbers where, yeah, for a quarterback,
it just looks great on there also great baseball.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
I think four is a weird quarterback number, but it's
always like good choice.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Yeah, it looks good on the jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Yeah, it's just and it fit.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
And you know what for for my picture, I want
Jonathan Moxon on my you know what, John Moxon. I
want John Moxon on there, not Brett Farv No, I
don't want to look like a Homer.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
We just have like only varsity blues people. Shit, what
number was Twitter? I think?

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
All right, Bobby, you got two here? Yeah, I think
it was eighty two.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
All Right, I'm gonna go, so you get two here
to finish up your picks. Okay, I'm gonna go with
twenty three. That's a good one, very good one. That's
a really good Picknick.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Well, I'm gonna go. Michael Jordan.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
I was really hoping he was gonna pick Lebron.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Oh No, I was just hoping it would be somebody
with neither of them the two most obviously Nope, that
would be great, all right. Next one I was dude
twenty three, and the third is a really good one.
There are a couple that I'm thinking of. I'm gonna go.

(01:05:42):
I'm gonna go forty two, forty two? You went, Who're
gonna put on Jackie Robinson?

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Technically he could have put like any baseball player from
the last twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Years from Jackie Robinson day.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
Forty two good number? Good number is okay?

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Final one for me, I gotta go with what I
feel to be the cleanest wide receiver number. I'm taking
eighty eight. Eighty eight, eighty eight.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
I know you probably hate it just because famously it's
a lot of cowboys, but I think it is the
best looking number for eight.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
So that's fine. Who I kill your Giants player? Who
I kill it?

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
And just go ahead and put Irvin on there for me,
I know as much as it does, please do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
It was for his friend, not him, definitely not him.
All right. So my first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth,
sixth choices are all gone. I'm gonna go three. I
think three good number, Babe Ruth. It is good on football,

(01:06:55):
good on baby Russell Wilson, obviously great quarterback.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Here's the thing, like I don't even think about numb
in basketball, Like I can't picture three, like it's Jordan.
I can picture that. I can picture Kobe with both
of his numbers. Other than that, I can't picture anybody's
number in the NBA. They just they just because the
NBA it's such it's so such a smaller group, and
you see all their faces. You don't even pay attention

(01:07:18):
to the fucking number. You can see all the guys. Yeah,
and but but three is a great number. Three, Babe, Yeah,
I'll probably go, Babe Ruth, probably go. I'll probably go,
baby Ruth.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
That makes more the most sense, or Sugar, Russell Wilson,
it's your call, Russell Wilson, Russell Wilson, your call. All right,
So let's recap our mock draft of Jersey numbers. This
is I feel like this is also going to come
down to entirely what people's favorite numbers are. Honestly, having

(01:07:52):
the pictures next to them probably is gonna fuck some
of us. But that's kind of like I thought it
was such a wide open category where it's like the
mock draft of things we don't understand. It's like other
people are gonna think we're idiots, they're not gonna vote
for us, but then other people like, you're right, I
also think that. But that's a funny thought that Pat
had that, and like it just kind of leaves the
voting up for like, I don't know how to vote
in this.

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
On the graphic, you should put mock draft of numbers
and then like parentheses, not these specific athletes. We just
put him in there so that you could see the
numbers on a jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Banking the smallest font ever, but it just makes everything wider,
so it's hard to read, Like we should have that
whole long thing on there just because it's stupid mock
draft of jersey numbers recapping it and then we let's
get into the honorable mentions. That'll be wild lacky, just
we're literally just gonna be listing numbers at that. Two
is a great number. It was it was three or two,

(01:08:40):
but now that was my other one. Two is great because.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
It's always like when guy gets picked second overall, you're
like I get to act like I was disrespected, like, dude,
you got to pick second.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Overall, they also have a cool number, and it sort
of looks like a Z.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
I thought people were gonna hear, we're gonna think about
Alex Bregman and how he laughed for the Red Sox.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
I'm like, that might hurt me. So I didn't go
with that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
But it's but it's a great number also what I
believe to be probably this is his top quarterback number.
And with the other ones I picked eighteen eighteen cool.
Then receivers kind of hijacked it, so it got a
little different. They can But also I mean, you see eighteen,
you picture Peyton Nanny. Yeah, it's a weird number, but
for some reason it works for.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Quarterbacks, right, Like sixteen is the same way too, Like
sometimes it looks cool, sometimes it's weird. Peyton were sixteen
in college, weird as fuck? Arch wears in college. What's
he gonna do in the pros? But alright, So recapping
our mock draft to Jersey numbers, I had sixty nine, ten,
seven and three. Pat had twelve, nineteen, twelve, ninety nine,

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four and eighty eight. Robert had twenty seven, one, twenty
three and forty two. Fuck Robert's gonna win these all Like.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
These would be great safe combinations. You have a reason
to remember him, Like somebody in Call of Duty's gonna
stumble across this and be like, I've got all of
my vault codes for the season.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
I used to remember, like at my locker in school,
I would always trying to tie it back to like
players numbers and stuff like that, so so and so
so and so and so and so, and when I
would do that's brilliant. Yeah, when I would go to
the gym, I remembered it that way too.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
I still occasionally have the dream where I can't remember
my high school baseball locker code and I got to
get out to practice.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
He's a coach.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
Like half the time I just get it by accident.
Half the time I have to just like fucking rip
the door off. Yep, and then like my gloves not
in there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
It's a whole thing. Yep. All right, So other honorable
mentions real fast before we move on. And I'm sure
this was the most.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
Nine is a great number because it can be for offense,
but really it's like college safeties that absolutely fucking kill people.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
We're just like a rando quarterback. I like, I in
my head nine is Tom's at Bakowski and he used
to just crack the shit out of people. Twenty four
is a good number.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
M hmm, great running back number.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Five another sneaky quarterback number where you're like, I I
fuck with five. Five rocks good twelve. I had twelve,
you had eighteen sixteen. I already said, abody, Yeah, I
was gonna say eight. Eight's a great number across all sports. Yeah,
it is pretty great on shout out ob Yeah he
would have been. It would have been a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Eleven sneaky, good receiver number. Yeah, like Deshaun You think
DeShawn Jackson, or at least I do. I think he
were at some point, maybe he even did it, but
it seems like it's a fast guy receiver, right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
And then I had the goalie like the traditional hockey
goalie numbers thirty, thirty five and thirty one, eighty.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
One also for receivers, Megatron eighty.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
One, rocks nine, Owen's t O eight nine's cool. Twenty
one is a cool number. Eighty nine.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
I feel like it is always like he was never
the best guy on the team, but he's like one
of the fan favorite receivers.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
He's always like your number two, and then any double
number rocked. I remember I wanted, like six is my
favorite number. I think six looks dope. I don't think
it looks as cool on jerseys. But I would always
try and wear six, and like I couldn't wear six,
and I was a receiver in football, so I'd to
wear sixteen, so that was the closest I could get
to it. And then when I was in hockey, I

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tried to wear six and I could get six. Sometimes
that if you couldn't get six, you'd go sixty six,
because like that's a weird goalie number and people look
like that guy, what's up with him?

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
I like forty four for baseball, especially because.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
That was not Bradshaw, would be what I would go
with on that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
Forty four is also a great power back number, Bradshaw. Yeah,
like you when you see forty four on a running back,
you're like, all right, put him in on third and three.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Like thirty three looks cool. That's another power back.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
It was Marian Barber's number, Like he feels like he
should have been a forty four or or Brandon Jacobs
twenty seven but I'm saying like he feels, except twenty
seven worked for him.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Was forty one when he was on the forty nine.

Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
But forty four would have been Oh, it's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
And everybody were twenty four, ninety seven, ninety seven.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
I don't know why. Sneaky good number. You see a
d lineman with ninety seven on, You're like that dude's
gonna fucking He's gonna take up two blockers and free
up space for the linebackers to make plays. That's a
team guy. Yeah, or when defensive linemen get to wear
single digit numbers specifically, Yeah, it's pretty cool. Like he
sucked in the pros.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
But and I forget his name.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
I just always remember him as Irish Chocolate. He was
a defensive lineman for Notre Dame. He ended up playing
for the Texans, and he sucked. But he was three
hundred and twenty pounds and he wore number one. It
was fucking great.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
But yeah, that's our mock draft, our mock draft of
Jersey numbers. Let us know. We'll post the graphic at
three o'clock on three o'clock Central time on Thursday, April
twenty fourth, and we will take it down at five
o'clock on April twenty fifth, so you can do your
voting in those twenty six hours and this could be

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for all the marbles, or Robert could just win and
then we're fucked to be real shame if Alex one
in next week's one just meant nothing, so do it?
That would.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
But I mean, don't you guys want the last one
to mean something?

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Not necessarily? Let's not think of it that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
Don't you want me and Alex both shitting about having
to grab a cops gun or get chickens. Let's not
think about it either one of us want to do
all right? Moving on, let's get to the not cool segment.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Don't forget. If you are listening to us, you can
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(01:14:44):
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and comment and with some of you guys and gals
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I see sometimes too. Past the Gravy Podcast on YouTube,
hit that subscribe button, share us with a friend. All right,
let's get into the not cool segment where we tell
you what's not cool this week. Not cool? Man, I

(01:15:36):
feel like I've had a frog and I throw this
entire fucking podcast and I was not feeling that way
when I came in, and I just keep fucking coughing.
All right, not cool. Yeah, I mean that's an early one.
But if you would like to participate in that cool segment,
you can hit us up on X you're at Past
the Gravy Pod, use the hashtag PTG not cool. That's

(01:15:58):
how we search for it. Hashtag peat not cool to
share something. You know, if you get hit by a train,
that's definitely not cool. You stub your toe also not cool.
There's varying degrees are not cools. We're gonna read a
couple of them. Are the ones that you guys and
gals submit each week at pass Gray pod on X.
Make sure you use the hashtag PTG not cool. We'll
start off with Alex Oh at alex mcthunder one he

(01:16:20):
says he's not cool. Is that my dumb ass went
all the way to the gym just to realize they
were closed for Easter.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
I mean you could have got a parking lot workout
in run some lines.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
That's true, but also I mean they get sucks you
had to drive there. That's one of the best feelings.
I guess I'm not working. Yeah today I wanted to,
but oh, look that don'talt chops open. I guess I'll
go support a small business instead. Yeah. My mom asked
if she watches my kid, and she was like, hey, well,
do you want to meet me for lunch? I was like, oh,
that's gonna go work out. But yeah, no, I'll definitely

(01:16:55):
go to meet you for lunch. Yeah. I was like, wow,
I mean I'm gonna spend time with my mom. That
sounds way better, right, You always got to spend time
with your mom. I wanted to spend time my mom.
So oh no, we'll work out some other time. It
didn't work out that day. It was great. You have
an excuse as long as you haven't. There's nothing is
better than like the post workout, like that's done feeling.
Then the there's an excuse tonight I have to work out.

(01:17:17):
It's a legit excuse.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
I mean, it's just an extension of cancelizing, cancelizing, canceling
on plans last second.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Yeah, it's just feels so when somebody when somebody else
cancels and you're like, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
Hey, this thing that you didn't want to do anyway,
now you don't have to do it for other reasons.
You're right, you get a free night that reason. Let's
go got it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Next up is MVP of Passed the Gravy and WrestleMania,
Ray Mundo B. Navidaz at k Mundo B. He says,
my nephew is supposed to defend his fury FC Amateur
Lightweight title this past Friday, but his opponent missed weight
by thirty or thirteen pounds and the fight was canceled.
PTG Logo was going to be on his shorts and banter.

(01:17:57):
That's fucking bulls.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
That guy's such a pussy. He didn't want none.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Yeah, he was scared. Actually, that's what I would.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Do that professional fighter was what a what a pussy?

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Yeah, bitch, we would get our guy to fight him, though,
And it's just disrespectful. If I was a fighter, I
would know I would not win, So I would absolutely
do that every time Alex missed wait again.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
But sometimes they're just like, all right, well then we'll
fight it at a catchwaight, You're gonna do the fight anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
And you're like, and you don't get the purse or
whatever it is. I thought I had missed by enough
or I didn't have to fight ship. Yeah. That sucks, really,
I mean, especially because that's all you do is like
trained for it, and then it's like you trained, and
it's like cool when guys like have an injury late
in their camps when they're training for a fight and say, well,
last week he actually broke his hand so now the
fight's off. You're like just fucking trained for this, and

(01:18:45):
they're like, well, now you can fight this guy on
short restic. But if I lose him, I look like
a bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
And then if I beat his style.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Yeah, a lot of stuff like that, but that sucks, dude.
Teas and peace teas and piece let them know. Ptg's
always wrapping him now, all right, like you wrap by,
we always rep him our Next one is from Ashley
Wilkins at Buster Healer Mix on X and she says,
or not cool is someone calling me telling me I
owe a medical bill from twenty twenty two to twenty

(01:19:11):
twenty three, twenty twenty four and then asking me to
settle with them. Now, I always pay when I go
and they never send me a bill. What made it
worse was that the number came from my doctor's office,
so they like they plan the numbered. It what I
always like, not cool, But here's what you do in
the future. You just don't ever pay anything. And you say,
I don't know this is a scam. I've been scammed

(01:19:31):
like this before.

Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
Yeah, that's smart.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Hey, when the hospital bill comes for the baby and
Emma's like, we should be paying this like scam. We
paid a lot of money at the hospital. We talk
about I don't trust phone calls anymore after everything that's
been going on the last year.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
I get people money, you guys will have to hand deliver.
I want the person delivering it to me, not even
in the mail. Mail can scam you too. I need
a doctor to run this bill.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
I want. I want a doctor wearing the coat and stethoscope.
And then I actually want one of those silver little
things at the old timey ones work because they didn't
have lights.

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
Because how else am I going to know you're a doctor. Yeah,
anybody can buy a coat and a step of scope.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
You can't just I could get scrubs in two seconds,
So I wanted, like that's anybody could wear scrubs. They're
so comfortable. I kind of want to just sometimes throw
that in my way.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Every once in a while, I'm like, dude, they should
just be lounging the rest of the house calls.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Yeah, that should just be it. But yeah, no, that's
what you do. Just turn it into a thing where
you're just like, sorry, I can't pay any of my bills,
Like I'm not going to this could be a scam.
And then you're like, maybe you're at the doctor's office. Yeah,
that's what the last guy said.

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
This is also why if the phone number isn't in
my phone already, I don't answer phone calls period.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
That's true because if it's.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
Important, you'll either leave me a voicemail or text me.
And guess what the numbers that I don't answer they
never do either.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Speaking of numbers, this isn't not cool. I'll just get
into mine after this, though. I wanted to call it
a politician by day. We don't like to get into
politics on this on this show because I don't have
a child in school, but there's some school board something
that this motherfucker has blown my phone up with. Where's
his fucking name, Victor Perez? Fuck that guy, Yeah, fuck

(01:21:10):
you fucker, Victor Perez. Dude, all right, I do like
James Cross. I hope he beats the fuck out of
you in this election, whatever the election is that you
have fucking messaged me every fucking day for and I
keep saying stop, stop, don't stop, and you should just reply.

Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
If say it one more text message from you, I'm
going to go campaign for the other guy.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
It says stop to tech well, I'm now I'm doing that.
James Cross way better than Victor Perez signed co signed,
the officials, the official whatever it is for Robert, look
up Victor Perez James Cross and tell me what they're
running for.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
And which one of them is Damn which one is Republican,
because it would be really funny. Doesn't matter, no, but
it'd be really funny if you just supported a Republican
while you're wearing all red. Probably even funny if you're
supported a Democrat while wearing either way.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Funny. But yeah, Victor pres keeps blowing my shit up,
and it's like, bro, stop, I'm sending texting stop to end,
and it's just not you're not doing it. You're not
doing it. And you say that if they.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
Don't stop, you're gonna, uh bring suit for harassment.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
Yeah, of course you're not gonna do it. They don't
know that, even though it's all probably animated or automated messages.
Animated messages would be a lot cooler.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Animated messages like Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Goku wants you to vote for it's for the Katie
school board, Katie id school board.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
You don't even live in Katie ICD. I don't. That's
why I don't need his text messages.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
Which one of them wants to build a third football stadium.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Vote for that guy, dude, I hope James Cross fucking
wipes the floor with send this to Victor Press. Clip
this and send it to Victor Press, and I'll be like,
this is this is your fault. I just wanted to
you know, James Cross fucking texted me zero times. You
texted me like seventy five times, even when I said
stop you when I texted stop to end like you
fucking said, you fucking piece of shit. I hate you.

(01:23:02):
If if you win, I will protest at your school
board beating no means vict I'm gonna be like, yeah,
I have a child here, but I just want to say,
Victor Prez is a fucking piece of shit. James Cross,
kick his ass, buddy, kick his ass. Thank you for
not texting me, James Cross A right, that's all. That's
our political moment for today. But Victor Perez can get
his fucking ass beat all right, Yeah, fuck that guy

(01:23:23):
metaphorically in the at the polls. I'm not just I'm
not not at all condoning violence against politicians, even though
you're not a politician. If you're in a fucking school board, right,
you're just a guy that ran for a school board.
I'm not gonna say you're politician. I have a politician.
I ran for fucking mayor.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
I think technically it is because it is a.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
Uh no, a school boards not no, no, it's a local.

Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
Government seat though, isn't it the school board? I know,
don't want to technically counts as a local government I
don't know, you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
No, No, they're not politicians. No, they're not.

Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
They're just self righteous little douchebags that want to have
power in their community, even they don't know shit about ship.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Except for James Cross. He's awesome because you're the text guy.
Good guy. He knows.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
Hey, he's a friend of the common man who he
knows nobody wants eighty five political texting.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Yeah, leave me the fuck alone, bro. Not every day,
but it was not every not eighty five a day,
it was every fucking day. And then he would give
his little bitch friends and be like, ah, well, let
you know, I'm another guy you don't know, and I
endorse this guy. I'm like a fuck yourself, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
I think Cross actually runs on the leave me the
fuck Alone party, and that's the party I'm on.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
I'm not right, I'm not left. I'm leaving me the
fuck alone. That's not texting me. Especially when it's not
a real election, you're gonna listen to a fucking school
board guy. Like if if bitch ass Victor Prez, who's
not gonna win, say hypothetically he did win because Cross
is gonna beat his ass. But if if Victor Perez
was like, hey, here's a here's a tip, I'm a

(01:24:49):
schoolboard guy, and I'm like, I'm former mayoral candidate, Alex Middleton,
I think you should do the opposite. Who do you
listen to? Former mayoral candidate? That's true. Yeah, I'm way
more of a politician and I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
But he that would mean he won and you lost.
And I'm not a big fan of losers.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
I resigned America myself the race after I didn't win. Okay,
I didn't lose. I just removed myself.

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
You backed out and supported another except you did it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
After the election. I did not, even I didn't support
a candidate. I supported myself. You didn't lose you took
yourself out. Yeah, I quit and I took my ball
and I went home like a real politician. I tried
to stay to coup. Nobody did it. KuPS are fun

(01:25:38):
really if you're all the winning side. What side you, dude?
We just overthrew the fucking government. I bet I could
overthrow a school board. I get over through a school
What if we just what if gravy gang shows up?
We just ruin?

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
That could because you know what, they'll cut off your mic.
But I can yell loud of that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Oh I'm very loud.

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
Like if I wanted to, I could put my mic
on the floor and just yell across into yours and
it would be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
Also, so I have my own mic, as you see,
I also have speakers. Guess what, I don't need your
mic to be on or off. I can I him
turn my own? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
Can I connect a microphone to a JBL through Bluetooth?

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
Oh? Yeah? And then also is a portable speaker. If
it just happens that ten other people in the meeting
have JBL speakers, I can connect all of them. When
you when you get to one, I can get the
other one. I can make a lot of problems here, right,
that would be awesome. Okay, moving on my other My
other real not cool that I came in with. I
just wan the Victor Press. Bitch ass shit came up organically.

(01:26:33):
But my TV is about to go out, and I'm
gonna have to Like Robert is not happy about how
much money is about that to spend on a switch?
Uh huh, That's how I feel about tea, but like
it is something I have to have. It's the living room.
TV gave me a solid like six years. But like
last night, Emma was like, we were watching TV and

(01:26:54):
we watched the Earth Day episode of the Office because
it was the birthday, was celebrating with Cyclops God rested
where God save your soul whatever they said. But she
was like, did you does it look dark up? There?
Was like, yeah, well sometimes like sometimes the cable company
we don't know name, sometimes they have like that theater
mode on and maybe we just gotta figure out how

(01:27:15):
to take that off. And I was like, no, you're right,
something's up, like the top of the screen's dark. And
then my wife texted me when I was at work
because she got up and was making coffee and stuff
and was like, hey, it took like two minutes to
flicker in before it even looked somewhat normal today, and
I was like, fuck, all right, well rip to a
real one. And then I got home and it just

(01:27:37):
wouldn't like like the would say vso on it and
then it would blink and then it just would not
do anything. I was like, well, it's been a good run,
but I don't get paid till Fridays.

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
I was gonna say, like, you could always and I
know you want it because I want it. You could
like take it to the nerds and be like, is
this something that like you can just fix a part
and it starts working. So is it just like or
is it just is it gonna be like a twenty
dollar fix? Or should I just buy it?

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
I think that's the thing now I think you don't
fix is like I got some I.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
Gotta spare right now, sixty five inch that I'm not using.
It's not a smart TV.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
I think I gotta go fifty four inchky forty five.
It's fifty four to forty five. Whatever it is I got,
I have to measure it when I go home. But
I scoped down. I guess Viso is like the cheapest ones.
I mean, dude, you can just I always thought Viso
was like nice.

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
All those Walmart Roku ones they're so big and they're
so cheap, you can that's.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Probably because they die and like have a many years.
Oh they do. I think that's why I never have
a smart TV. So Viseo High Sense Roku ones those
are usually cheap. But TLC I saw one of those
those cheap what's the one that I had? Element?

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
I got a couple elements. They're cheap, but let me
tell you this, they fucking work. I've never had a
single problem.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
Also, bleep out all those names. No freads, no freads.
But uh yeah, so I'm gonna do go buy another one,
and I'm gonna buy the cheap one again because I
got five years out of it. Why not? I mean,
just sucks. You're like, that's one of those things. So
well tonight I can't go let my couch. Yeah I'm

(01:29:06):
going to do.

Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
Yeah, Like you don't want to order it online because
God forbid you order a TV it's sitting on your
front porch and you get stolen and you're like, God
damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Yeah, so that that sucks. Just like when of the
TV's the honest last leg and there's a couple of
hundred bucks. Not cool. What you guys got.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
I got a couple one I've got for a for
a friend, well, not really a friend, just someone I know. Uh,
do you see Shack shit his pants on TV?

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Did he ship his pants or was he about to?
Either way?

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
I've never seen somebody have to run off a broadcast
because it's not like they're on camera for long.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
Periods of time. Oh hold on, I just got just
in the middle of it. He stood up and like, man, Shack,
you better take some matches.

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
You can't say he ran out. He waddled off stage.
And then that made me think of how big of
toilets do you have to install for Shack. There's no
way he can just run into a normal bathroom. Shack
can't fit in a stall, true, like unless it's the handicaps.
But I feel like iheartstalls. He's seven feet tall, four
hundred pounds. I feel like you need reinforced toilets for

(01:30:09):
that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
You probably do. I mean, they're all big guys. They're
all NBA players besides Ernie, and he's like a six
or five dude. Is Ernie that tall and he's big. Damn.
I don't know his height though, but he's pretty tall.
He doesn't look small with those guys. But uh.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
And the funny thing is it's Shaq Hill. There's no
embarrassment from it. He could probably he could have came
out the next segment.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
He's got a poop. I shipped my pants that he's having. Man,
I'm thought it smelt of here, Shack. I'm sitting hill
with no other way all Shaq shot pooped, Ernie, Ernie,
we gotta get this, get this fool out of here, Charles,
I'll ship my pants and I'm still cooler than you all.
I was watching the play a game last week and
it was the Magic one and they were like, well

(01:30:50):
the Magic You know, they haven't been to a final
NBA finals since nineteen ninety five or whatever it is.
And that was when they were led by Shaquille O'Neill,
who's in the studio with this now. And then the
first before Ernie could finish, Charles is just like, how'd
that go? How I end up? They are the perfect
one of your best friend really should be your biggest hater. Yeah?

(01:31:14):
So good? Well that wasn't that good? You look stupid.
You didn't win, and what made you win? What made
you win? Charles? How are you win? That don't matter. Yeah,
I didn't elude that one.

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
I never got embarrassed by or.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
Why my Charles Barkley is so bad. Sometimes I can
like get a little bit in there.

Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
That's just Usually I have about eight seconds of good impression.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
The shack is total.

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
Hey, I'm really just doing a slow doing shack, quick sentence,
real fast with pauses to poop.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
All right, So there was that. Also, just the playing
is offul get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
Not only is it just stupid to have the whole
season and then you have people that are fifteen games
under five hundred trying to make the playoffs in the
last like day. But then if your team isn't in it,
you have to wait a fucking week to watch your
team play before playoff basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
If it was just eight to nine had to play
in a play in game, I would not. I don't
fucking eighty two games. I get that, And that makes Yeah,
they're like the regular season doesn't mean anything. It's like
now it means even less. But if the tenth seed
doesn't need to be in that they already, Like you
don't need to have to win and then win again.
You know you shouldn't. It should be if they had
one eight nine, that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
It's like, literally nothing in the NBA matters anymore. Divisions
don't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Rockets, but it doesn't matter, Like winning your division doesn't
mean anything. There's no like, oh, we had the two seeds,
so they got the two seat because they had the
second best record, right, But I like, there's no reason
to have divisions. You can buy shirts.

Speaker 4 (01:32:44):
It's just everything about it is fucking stupid. NBA's dumb.
And then I just min not cool is I came
across just the worst worst fucking thing that I've ever
seen the Internet produce, and I was I grew up
on rotten Dot common Faces of Death. All Right, we've
gotten to the point where I think the Roman Empire
is about to fall. We are done as a society
when we're just letting onlyfangirls put down syndrome filters on

(01:33:08):
their face on Instagram and then promote more OnlyFans. What, Yes,
this is the thing that's happening now. It's all over
my fucking feet. So there is you know, filters that
you can put on faces where you have like wide eyes.
Somebody created one where it just makes your face look
like you have Down syndrome. And now there's I've come
across no less than five accounts of girls with only fans,

(01:33:29):
but they're creating new like instagrams and shit to make
it look like they're a hot girl with Down syndrome
to then sell more only fans. It's the skeeviest fucking
thing I've ever seen in my life, and I'm fucking
disgusted by it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
And then everybody that like subscribes to it should also
be put on a list.

Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
Yes, Like, I really hope this is just a CIA
program that's going on to just fucking catch the pervious
members of our society, or not catch them, but just
know who we should keep an eye on.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
Seems like a black Mirror episode, yes, but worse.

Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
Like this seems like something that one of the guys
in White Loaders would have been like, this is what
I got into recently. Yeah, regular porn wasn't doing it
for me anymore. I need disability porn. You're like, dude,
you keep that ship to yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Did you watch the no Okay? You spoke about it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:19):
Like you, well, I've everybody else spoke about it online.
So I gathered what was going to watch Last of Us? No,
just the first I haven't watched the second season yet.
Spoiler Pedro Pascal died. If that actually happens, Uh, Robert
said a reminder for me from when I finally watch it,
which you won't know when it happens.

Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
If that happens, I said, spoiler it, I'm gonna give
you the word I said, turned it off.

Speaker 4 (01:34:43):
I will give you the worst titty twist, I.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
Said, spoiler. I didn't spoil anything. I spoiled. I alerted
the spoil.

Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
Like, I know this didn't happen because he's being such
a dick about it. And he wouldn't say that because
it would also be a spoiler for like.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Why would they kill like they wouldn't kill like the
main guy in the show. Fuck you, They wouldn't do that.
Fuck you, They wouldn't killed Michael Scott episode two of
season two. They wouldn't do that. I mean, and Game
will kind of show with the opposite Ben Game of Thrones.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
They were setting it up like what's his name was
gonna be?

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
And then boom like Jeoffrey. No, not Jeffrey, the Brand,
the Broken, Nope, the dad. What's his name? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
I watched one episode that that's Stark. That's it been
a while since I watched That's Stark. They're like, oh,
this guy's dad.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
That's why I was always like brand Broken, that guy
weird dude. That guy's might go oh you bought stocking
him early. Oh yeah, he's a guy got pushed out
the window. Yep. Yeah, because he watched like didn he
see his likes.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
Would fall and watching his aunt kit fucked by his uncle.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
That's how you know. That's how you know that guy's
going place. Nothing can keep that guy down.

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
So yeah, I'm just, uh, that is discussing. I'm I'm
out on society. Yeah no, that's a like I think
for the first time ever, I'm actually ready to live
in the woods and try and live off the land.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
And if it doesn't happen, then I'll not xbox solar
panels MM limited Xbox.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
I'll set up a water wheel that gives me water electrically.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Too tired to do that, you would not put forth
the effort. I'll live with someone that knows how to
do it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:16):
Okay, I'll find a mountain man that will introduce me
to hunting, and I'll introduce him to Halo.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
What if you annoyed? If you annoyed him, I.

Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
Mean that's not an if. It's a web, so that
might not it's but see, I annoy everyone long term,
Like at first, everyone hates me. I just have to
let him not kill me long enough to whar Eventually,
someday you wake up and you're like, why.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
The fuck do I like Pat? Now? When you eventually? Yeah,
all right, Robert, you think you can top that? Not cool? Yeah?
So as so.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
I think as of this week, the ash Shows are
the only MLB team that doesn't offer like streaming direct
to consumers, and they're not going to for at least
another two years because of contracts they do have with
like Fubo.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
Fubo and Fubo is just twenty dollars a month. I
was told it's like eighty nine. Now that sounds like
a cable package.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
Every other MLB team has direct to consumer. It used
to be like three teams, Like a month ago, it
was like Astros. I can't remember who else, but like
the Astros and some of the two other teams. Now
it's just the Astros.

Speaker 4 (01:37:31):
So when you say director con consumer, you mean like
through the MLB package, it just wouldn't be blacked.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
Out or yeah, like it wouldn't be blacked out.

Speaker 4 (01:37:38):
I'm fucking I was under the impression that literally every
single team had local TV deals.

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
I thought that too. I thought you could also just
like I know with like I think it's the like
Gotham Sports Network is what the Yankees just made, and
it's like, I think you can download that and subscribe
to that and then you can watch Yankees games if
you want to watch Yankees games and you're in the
New York area or whatever it is. But like, like
I think, what is MSN or what is the what

(01:38:05):
is the Red Sox one nesson nesson? Yeah, like you can.
I think you can download in a ness in and
then like subscribe to it and watch it through that
if you don't have that like as part of your cable.
But that way you have the option to do it.
That you can't just be like I want Spaceity Home
Network and just subscribe to that and then have it,
which is fucking stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:38:23):
This is no I I legit did not know this
was a thing for I thought it was a nationwide
thing that was built into the MLB that local things
would always that's bullshit.

Speaker 2 (01:38:38):
And like hockey did victory. Uh, there's one team and
they're gonna lose in the first round of the Avalanche
and I'm not gonna talk about them, but they did.
It's kind of cool because it's a free subscription, but
you can download the app and then you can watch
their home and away games for free. If like ESPN
blacks it out because it's local, yeah, and so like
you but it's like, here, watch your team. You want

(01:38:59):
to watch your team, you pucket team. That's what the
stupidest thing is. And like they did this with a
certain cable company that we don't talk about anymore before
where they were like, oh, we're not on this, We're
only on on one and like they they've blacked out
so many people and like you lose fans. The Aswerds
are very lucky that they have been as good as
they have been because the old Astros in the olden

(01:39:20):
days when Minute Made was empty, if you couldn't have
accessed it on TV and watched it on Fox Sports Southwest,
you just no one would have watched the Astros.

Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
Yeah, there was what like a three year span when
only a third of the city could even get the games.

Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
Yeah, and that was like when they were good too.
They started being good. Really it was the year that
they lost the Royals, which is the year before the year. Right,
have been a mess for the past. It seems like
fifteen years.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
Like it's stable when it works now, but the fact
that there's no directive consumer absolutely sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
Two years at least more years. They didn't like the
They spoke to some actual executive.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
You're not gonna let this happen till Joses retired.

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
This is boys. Yeah, what do you care? You just
listened to games on radio anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
Yeah, but if I could watch them, I would watch
them if I get subscribed to you know, Space City
Home Network.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Just that I one hundred percent would if if it
makes you feel any better, and it won't. The Premier
League is easier to watch in the United States than
in England. Like if you don't go to the game,
they only have like a handful of games that they
put on TV. And it's not always even the local
teams because like picture if there were seven Houston teams

(01:40:38):
and they were all playing at like one of the
two windows. So there's like, if you live in London,
there's west Ham, There's Arsenal, There's Chelsea, there's there's like
five other teams and oh hey sorry, west Ham's not
odd and like I like when I like talk shit
about west Ham and they're like, ooh, fucking Americans, Like, bitch,
I can watch the games more than you can watch
the game when you're at the game today, Fuck you.

(01:40:59):
Then oh you listen to it, because I watched every
part of it. I fucking know that wasn't a goal.
I saw it on VR one hundred and seven times.
Because Peacock, though they're owned by a ship company, at
least provide provides me the game and I can see it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
I'm getting real close to hating Jim Crane, like not
only is he the last owner to hold on to
Oh no, we want the money from the TV rights
exclusive deals. You're not using the fucking money to pay
any of the players that you've homegrown.

Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
And you're a billionaire. You could do it all. You
could do it all, you could do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:41:27):
You're like, oh, it's just you know, you can't pay
everyone when you have a billion dollars. You can't tell me.
You can't pay it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
You can do anything you want, there's no sunary. You
can do it all when you pay everyone. The team
Dodgers really good, and when your team is really fucking good,
you sell lots of merch and lots of tickets and
you keep going far in the playoffs, so you get
extra playoff revenue.

Speaker 4 (01:41:49):
Stop being a cheap fucking billionaire man.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
Stop it. What do you think you got all that money?
He wasn't just by spinach.

Speaker 4 (01:41:57):
Spend these other really good guys to come in too. Okay,
they're good, so you knew the other guys were good.
I'm getting real close. Yeah, he's presided over the most
successful stretch of Astro's history. I mean seven consecutives, not
any other stretch there was anywhere. But I mean there's
like there's like in the nineties, they were good. They

(01:42:17):
were in the playoffs every year, but it was never amazing.
This is they weren't because you hit on like nine
draft picks in an amazing fucking way. You just kept
hitting on everyone. And now you're letting it slide away.

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
Yeah, jeff Lyn and jeff Lyn no fucking kicked ass.
And now he lives in Cancun and and aj Hench.
He's not good or anything.

Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
Oh fuck, well we couldn't resign him really because the
fucking Red Sox just suspended their guy for a year.

Speaker 2 (01:42:45):
They didn't fire him for the same exact ship. Yeah,
he hasn't saw not cool. It's not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
You actually put me in bad mood.

Speaker 2 (01:42:55):
So that's well. Now let's answer some questions that'll help
you out with your bad mood. Hopefully we are going
to do the answer segment. This is kind of like
you know, I pitched off freighters. Those are are nice
classy cargo pants that we're going to start introducing soon
at past Gray merch dot com. I'm assuming along with

(01:43:15):
our duck hats as well. But and flags, flags are
real flags will probably really be up there the answers.
If you'd like to submit a question, You got a
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I don't know, you want to tell you you wants
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(01:43:35):
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Hit us up as a city question you want at
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(01:43:56):
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Why do you just answer the question? Answer answer, don't

(01:44:18):
thanks the subject, just answer the coping question kept answer
answer answers as any questions. All right. Our first question
is from Rosie Scott, and Rosie says, does inflation make

(01:44:39):
balloons more valuable?

Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
No, it's like a used car man. The second you
use it, it drops the value.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
But with inflation, fiscal inflation.

Speaker 4 (01:44:51):
Also, inflation makes things less valuable because it makes them
more expensive.

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
Right, But I would ironically say that it is more
expensive to fill a balloon because to fill a physical balloon.
To inflate a physical balloon with physical inflating things fiscally
because of inflation, would make the balloon more valuable. Right.

Speaker 4 (01:45:19):
I want to go because you want to go on
a financial podcast just to watch them go. Like, dude,
if you use any monetary terms around them, the brain
shut down completely.

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
Well, physical and physical or very close words. So I
was trying to make sure I was saying the right one,
but I didn't really know what I was talking about this,
so I was trying to put it Scott moment. No,
I knew where I was going. I didn't know how
it made sense as I was saying.

Speaker 4 (01:45:43):
Oh, so it was a reverse Michael Scott.

Speaker 2 (01:45:44):
You knew that they had the plan, knew the destination.
You didn't know the route, yes, but I knew some
of the things along the route. It's a good fucking
thing I just came up with right there. It's a
good saying.

Speaker 4 (01:45:55):
I may know the destination, I know the destination I
just don't know the route. That sounds like you make
a quote card do like a Southern grandpa saying list
one time, or like we made up.

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
Soun distance to the post. Yeah, that would have been
a good one. Will you put a quote card of
pat and just just be like, I may know I
know the destination, I just don't know the route, and
then just put like Walt Whitman. I mean people would
believe that's well, yeah, that's it just got picture like
why is he there?

Speaker 4 (01:46:24):
But no, when you inflate the balloon, that at that
point means it's used.

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
I took this as fiscal inflation. Does it make a
balloon more valuable?

Speaker 4 (01:46:32):
It was a double entendre. Yeah, fuck, it's less viable.
Think about anything. Once you blow it up, it gets bigger,
it's less valuable.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
What's the difference between a double on tendre and a
play on words?

Speaker 4 (01:46:45):
I think it was actually play on words. I feel
like a double on chandre is supposed to be sexual,
but maybe that's just because I'm a dirty piece of shit.
I don't know on Tandre's a French word, dude, I
just use words that you knew what I meant, but
you know where I.

Speaker 2 (01:47:00):
Was definitely think that she meant like she was doing
the play on words and your vote is gone the wordplay,
the word interpretation. I knew the destination, I didn't know
the route. Okay, make that quote card grab a screen
grab of anything from pat Today to put that on there.
But yeah, no, double on Andre is the exactly thank you?

(01:47:23):
So yeah, I don't know. That's a great question, though,
I see what you did there. But inflation, So a
non blown up balloon is not as valuable.

Speaker 4 (01:47:33):
No, a non blown up balloon is more valuable than
a blown up one because the blown.

Speaker 2 (01:47:37):
Up one is used. Oh really, then how come the
ones at the grocery stores are more expensive that are
blown up.

Speaker 4 (01:47:43):
Well, that's because of labor.

Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
Labor which makes them more valuable.

Speaker 4 (01:47:51):
I'm talking that was that was actually really that was
actually a really good point that it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:58):
Sort of does. No, No, no, Rice is price and
value are two different things. Should we start a financial podcast? Should?

Speaker 4 (01:48:06):
Shit?

Speaker 2 (01:48:08):
We should?

Speaker 4 (01:48:09):
I hope next week so that I'm trying to refinance
my home right now, right now, I've got an eight
point two APR. I'm trying to get it down to
a four point six, and I send us in financial
questions and then just watch our brains start like steaming.

Speaker 2 (01:48:21):
There's a podcast that I'm not going to name that
has ads that run on the morning show sometimes and
he's like, yeah, just listen to us. We're talking politic
or we're talking finances. And then he's like it shows
it's got a clip it of it. It's like, so,
if you had to make your five two nine money,
do this? I was like, what are you saying? Like it?
My brain is just like I know some of those now,

(01:48:42):
I've heard some of those numbers before. I do not
know what that means. Yeah, I get your seven sixty
seven to make the money for you when you use
your five two nine and your F two F two
four and your your F seventy one blackbird, Like I
think that's a I think it's a plane. I think
that last one was a plane. I don't know how
that how that works into accounting. You know, help me?

Speaker 4 (01:48:59):
And you just decided we were gonna be out on
squid games and never learn it. I feel like that's
how I am with a four oh one K. Yeah,
I'm just like, you know what, You're throwing a lot
of numbers and letters at me, I don't want to
learn it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
The second I learned that having a four oh one
K didn't mean that you had four hundred and one
thousand dollars, I was out, So I gotta put my
money in that. No no, no, no, no, I thought
it was four hundred one thousand dollars. Like, yeah, I'll
take that. I'd love a four oh one K. I'll
take two. It's not big, not big, finance guys, clearly,

(01:49:35):
God damn it. All right, we didn't answer your question
more financial question. I think inflation does make balloons more valuable,
but also not more valuable at the same time, where
you're wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:49:49):
Value and price are different things.

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
They physically more valuable, fiscally not more valuable. Oh no,
I've gone cross. I see there you go, there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:50:00):
You win because my brain is starting to hurt and
I can't think anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
That's how I get you. It's your finance minute with
Pastor Gravy. All right, Sorry, we're stupid, Resie. Next question,
Let's hope that we can improve from here. Andrew Alderman says,
can you microdose steroids? Fuck? Yeah, why wouldn't you be
able to?

Speaker 4 (01:50:19):
Yeah? Dude, just keep them flowing through as long as
you're not worried about failing a test.

Speaker 2 (01:50:24):
Yeah, if I just want to get like I don't
want to get swollen, I just want to get like cut.
I just do a little bit less than like a
full dose. I don't know it.

Speaker 4 (01:50:32):
It's like I take a little bit throughout the day,
not because I'm gonna go work out. I just want
to be a little bit stronger for picking things up
at work. Okay, Yeah, I micro dose steroids to be
productive at work.

Speaker 2 (01:50:44):
I feel like it would fuck with your testosterone, probably
so badly, but I think steroids do that in general.

Speaker 4 (01:50:50):
I think, dude, how bad would it be if I
was micro dosing steroids and I had to deal with
stupid people. I would get fired for yelling at a customer.

Speaker 2 (01:50:57):
But you probably wouldn't have the full on steroid rage
because you'd be micro dosing. You just have a little
bit of it. Ooh, that's a great way to look
at Maybe micro steroids would take away the rage or
make it way less.

Speaker 4 (01:51:11):
Yeah, well that's what.

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
Yeah. Also, you're just be angry, not raging. Also, your
balls might not shrink as much. They're just like never hanging.

Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
Yeah, they shrink a little bit because it's like, you know,
when it's really hot outside and they're struture, You're like, no,
I can't do that because they're always tucked a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:51:27):
Right, Like, yeah, obviously they're gon shrink a little because
its steroids, but they're shrinking less because you're microducing steroid
until instead of doing like full doses or is it
cycles and cycles.

Speaker 4 (01:51:36):
I'm gonna bring this to the group chat later because
I've got I don't think any of them did steroids,
but I've got fitness guys in there, so I'm gonna
have to ask them. Can you microdose steroids? That's a
that's a brilliant question. I'm gonna say, yeah, yeah, I
can't think of a single downside.

Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
I think you can micro dose steroids. Robert, why don't
you micro dose steroids for us and we'll use you
as our test subjects and see how it goes. Thoughts,
I just got to get the plug.

Speaker 4 (01:52:02):
I mean, I think there's also again, like a hospital,
they probably micro dos steroids all the time. They put
you on a small steroid regimen to help with a
certain medificate medication.

Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
That's a great point. I think that you just sold
me legal. Steroids can get micro dosed all the time, illegal, right,
Like if you have pneumonia, they give you steroids. But
that's not like a bunch of steroids. It's like here's
a little bit of a little kick.

Speaker 4 (01:52:26):
Kick and has said that back then, I micro dos
the steroids to help with my injury.

Speaker 2 (01:52:32):
I hadn't just say you had an I wasn't full
on taking them. I was micro dosing them.

Speaker 4 (01:52:36):
That's what That's what Tatis will have to say for
his next suspension when it happens again.

Speaker 2 (01:52:40):
Well that's a full year, right yeah, but and then
you're out after that, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:52:46):
I'm just saying, when it happens again that he can
try and use so you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
Can play in the Dominican Republic. We'll crush it there. Japan, Yeah,
probably more money in Japan. Sign days will take him.
What about the.

Speaker 4 (01:52:58):
Giants, it's the only team I know over there? Is
there a dragon too?

Speaker 2 (01:53:03):
And there's the dinos. Yeah, I remember betting on them
in the pandemic. Doesn't America have any dinosaur mascots? So raptors?
That's Canada though, Fuck North America. Yeah, it'll be ours
anyway soon. Yes, you absolutely can micro steroids for sharks.

(01:53:30):
Sures totally. We're so helpful today. All right, Quentin used,
this is something We're good. This is one of my
favorite questions we've gotten in weeks. I love this. I
saw you commented on this when he tweeted it, and
I was like, that's the one we'll use then, So
Quentin used at Qbace says power rank. These sounds a

(01:53:54):
video game system powering up, bubble wrap, popping, a muscle
car reving it's engine, a late night microwave beep, and
the perfect dap. I'll go first, No, Robert due, okay,
Robert always yes, fair enough, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
My number five is a muscle car reving its engine.
Every morning between like five fifty five am and six am,
someone turns on their car because they're gonna warm it up,
I guess, and it always wakes me up, just at
the start because it's so loud.

Speaker 2 (01:54:28):
Exactly, thank god you got that. Hammy got a handy
because I'm a tough man, but I'm too much of
a pussy not to have it at room temperature when
I get in, Say Hammy, what it is heavy? Oh okay,
excuse me? Fucking Basically the same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:54:46):
Well for lunch today, can you make me a hammy?

Speaker 2 (01:54:49):
No, I didn't say it's food.

Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
Number four, I'm going a late night microwave beep. Those
are also annoying. You don't want those. Number three, I'm
going bubble wrap popping. It's I think it's more fun
to do than it is to hear the sound of
I agree with that. There, and then number two, I'll
go perfect dap. Number one a video game system powering up.

Speaker 2 (01:55:13):
All right, good rankings.

Speaker 4 (01:55:14):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna be pretty close. I put
the the late night microwave beep last.

Speaker 2 (01:55:20):
Uh. You don't want a beeping late at night. That's
what I was thinking. Like if you have like I
have a kid, and it's like, fu, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up, and especially if it beeps again,
it's like I was doing stuff. Man, hold on, give
you a second. I know, I know it's food. I
smell the food. I'm obviously hungry. I wanted food. I'm
not gonna forget.

Speaker 4 (01:55:34):
Or like in high school, when you like in the
middle of the night you were hungry and you got
some God forbid that thing beeps and you wake up
your dad.

Speaker 2 (01:55:40):
Yep, he'd beep pissed. Yeah, what are you doing eating?
It's fucking one.

Speaker 4 (01:55:44):
Go to bed, all right. I was hungry, so it's
just sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:55:47):
We have work. I'm sixteen, you eat all the time.
Uh that? And then four I had the car engine.
That's all.

Speaker 4 (01:55:54):
Anytime I hear a car engine, I make fun of
that person immediately. So you got big dick. Yeah every time.
And there's one like on my street.

Speaker 2 (01:56:02):
It's never.

Speaker 4 (01:56:03):
This one doesn't annoy me so much because it's never
like so early that it's inappropriate. But just every time
I'm in bed and I just hear.

Speaker 2 (01:56:13):
I like when they passed you and they just floor
it and you're like, oh, sick, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:56:18):
I like when they be loud and they're trying to
go fast in traffic, and then I passed them in
my corol at the light and you're like I I
get by you in my little corol and I'm like,
see I did that without sounding like a douchebag.

Speaker 2 (01:56:30):
Now we all know you're slow. So yeah, that's four.

Speaker 4 (01:56:35):
Oh, this is where it gets really tough.

Speaker 2 (01:56:36):
I'm gonna go, uh the clean dap.

Speaker 4 (01:56:38):
At three, that's this is where we start to get
good the clean DAP is a perfect noise. It's one
of those things that I don't think chicks will ever understand.

Speaker 2 (01:56:45):
But it's just like, dudes, DAP is just the the
oh fuck that one.

Speaker 4 (01:56:52):
I thought this was a dap well that is, but
like when people talk about it, it's the when you
get that just perfect dude. If you're in like a
am I empty large room and you get like that
and it like it fills.

Speaker 2 (01:57:03):
The air, that's okay. See I was not. I was
thinking fist bump and it went last.

Speaker 4 (01:57:08):
Good thing, you went last? All right, two, I'm gonna
go bubble wrap. It is a great sound, but Robert
is right. It is a little bit more of just
a good feeling like but also the whole process. It
hits you in the base of the spine right there.

Speaker 2 (01:57:19):
It's way cooler when you're popping it and hearing that
then like if Robert was popping it wouldn't be as
cool to me, Yeah, because it just makes me want
to do it, right, I want to pop and one
is just that perfect little Xbox booty dude yep or
like for.

Speaker 4 (01:57:33):
That's what it is now. Any the old PlayStation two
oh or was no that was Xbox what was the
place PlayStation two is like, and then you had to
wait and be like is the game gonna load or
is it gonna stay on the frozen screen? All the
video game power uh like power up has always been a.

Speaker 2 (01:57:54):
We could do just a power ranking of like the jingles,
like when you start something up like Netflix Boom the
N sixty four though HBO. Yeah, there's so that might be,
well we have to do because it would shoot it
and it would turn it would Yeah, that would be

(01:58:16):
That was sick. I think HBO wins though Halo HBO
and goes like, yeah, let's go. If you ever watched
anything like in real time on HBO but like like
you're like time, let's go, wake up this money. Yeah,
and watched Sopranos like in real time, but I bet

(01:58:37):
that was just absolutely electric. That was like when when
they do that and then you go into hard Knocks
the first one, you're like, ah, let's go, all right,
I'll go next you finished it, Yeah, okay, I had
the perfect dap it's fifth, but you just changed your
mind because I was like a fish but makes no sound,
so like it doesn't do anything, but like that, Yeah,

(01:58:57):
you're right when you do the pop, I'm like the
the handshake. So I'm gonna go musclecar rabbing Engine at five,
annoying as shit, late night microwave beat four. Then I'm
gonna go perfect DAP to the perfect DAP is that's
way cooler. I'm glad that you guys specified that for me.
Then I'm gonna go bubble wrap because of all of
y'all's logic, and then I'll go the video game console start.

Speaker 4 (01:59:21):
I think this is the closest we've ever all been
together on.

Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
And if if your girlfriend or wife had to power
and get the video game would probably be the last one.

Speaker 4 (01:59:30):
See that's the thing some guys out there are probably like, well, dude,
that's what my video game system turning on is the
microwave beep to my girlfriend, you got the wrong girl, Dude.
If she gets so mad at hearing the sound of
your video game system, she doesn't want you to be happy, dude,
because to me go off king and I literally go
off away from her.

Speaker 2 (01:59:46):
Like the video game. It means I got all my
shit done, I got a little bit of time myself
right now, and I'm just gonna hit up the boys
and make anybody want to get on. Y'all want to
run a few tonight, let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:59:57):
Anybody else want to snipe a cartoon character in the face,
Let's do this.

Speaker 2 (02:00:00):
Okay, let's let's hop on. Let's hop on, and you
fuck time. It's a Friday night. You got nothing to do.

Speaker 4 (02:00:07):
You're right fielder for the astros, I'm gonna go hit
some dingers, great power rankings, quitting.

Speaker 2 (02:00:14):
Great work right there, buddy, great work right there, all right.
Next one is from Greg Midley, and Greg says, why
do grocery store chickens cost less than the raw uncooked ones? Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:00:27):
He means like a rotisserie chicken, like a cooked.

Speaker 2 (02:00:30):
Oh yeah, okay, why do rot Yeah? Why do grocery
store rotissery chickens cost less than the raw uncooked ones.

Speaker 4 (02:00:35):
I'm be honest. I don't think I've seen a full
chicken uncooked. It's always the broken down parts like chicken breasts, thighs, legs,
all that stuff. The whole chicken would probably be cheaper
than the cooked one because then you have to process
it yourself. My guess paying for the labor if somebody
else cutting it apart.

Speaker 2 (02:00:51):
Ro tissic chickens are pretty cheap. My guess would be
that it's the whole chicken that was about to expire,
and they're guess what we could do instead of having
to throw this out because no one's gonna buy one
that's about to expire, What if we just if we
just rotisseriied it and then we made a couple bucks
on an entire loss. It's having to throw this out

(02:01:15):
or feed it to Joe exotics tigers. Then we can
just make a rotisserie chicken and then Padd'll come in
high and want a row tissery chicken for dinner, so
he'll do that.

Speaker 4 (02:01:24):
That's a good point. Like how growing you got a
bunch of ingredients in their fridging a? Like, fuck, this
ground beef is about to go all right, we're making
pasta meat sauce tonight.

Speaker 2 (02:01:32):
Like you work in a restaurant, don't they do they
use like leftover bread for like bread crumbs and shit
like that.

Speaker 4 (02:01:37):
No, we use our burger buns and cut them up
as our croutons.

Speaker 2 (02:01:39):
Okay, but see, like you won't want stuff to go
to waste. So you're like, we're either gonna take a
loss for this or rotissery that bitch, and we're good.
This whole time. I thought by raw uncooked chickens he
met eggs, Like like what if he did and we
just didn't pick up on any of that. I don't know.
I've been fooled by word play today already, Like they're

(02:02:01):
not any of our shit. I don't know. That's the thing.
I don't know if it does.

Speaker 4 (02:02:06):
Also, I feel like the chickens that are getting retistried
are probably smaller than the ones that are cut into pieces.
But no, not necessarily, because you buy drumsticks and they're
gonna be the same size as that one. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:02:16):
That's weird.

Speaker 4 (02:02:17):
Maybe the ones that get cooked are just raised a
lot cheaper because they're they're raised to be cooked before
point of sale to the customer.

Speaker 2 (02:02:25):
There's always rotissue chickens, though, when you go to the
grocery store, and I feel like it has to be
just like whatever, the one that's about to go bad
today is get it out of the way, because it's
gonna it's gonna be either not eating anyways, or it
was sitting there frozen. Maybe it looks more appealing, it
smells delicious.

Speaker 4 (02:02:41):
I know that, No, because I don't think in the
grocery store they're doing all the processing of the chicken.
I think it gets processed and then shipped to the store,
so like they're not you're not getting full. That's why
you never see a full chicken at AGB, like a
full raw chicken.

Speaker 2 (02:02:53):
To buy the pieces, I usually just look for chickens
get they.

Speaker 4 (02:02:57):
Get processed back at a plant and then ship to
the store. The ones that come for ro tistrie chicken,
they are there too.

Speaker 2 (02:03:02):
Becod have beercanned chicken. You have to get the whole
ones there. True, yeah you get you get chickens like
you with a turkey.

Speaker 4 (02:03:08):
Yeah, do you have to just go ask it. I'm
just saying I never see them on display. Maybe frozen
ones you see, oh frozen, Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (02:03:14):
Like where you would get frozen turkey.

Speaker 4 (02:03:15):
And so I don't know, I don't buy it. I
have to look at the price of a frozen turns.

Speaker 2 (02:03:18):
The old frozen ones that are about to go bad.
They're like, maybe we can turn this into something or
it was nothing anyways, just though they shouldn't be about
to go bad. They're frozen.

Speaker 4 (02:03:27):
Yeah, I didn't think that, but maybe as they rotate
that's a I've never thought about where the rotissrie chickens
come from. Neither, and I that's a good point. I
think you you were probably right. It's probably frozen ones
that haven't gotten sold, so they just rotisserium.

Speaker 2 (02:03:40):
Because just knowing, like like and when I worked in
like a pizza place, and it was like leftover dough
you'd use for other stuff like that, so like they don't.
You don't want to be wasteful. I mean, some places
don't care, but most companies that are successful don't take
losses when they could know.

Speaker 4 (02:03:55):
You avoid every piece of the animal that you can.

Speaker 2 (02:03:58):
That's a great question. Did we learn something we might have?
We probably learned the wrong thing. We're probably wrong on
what we're saying anyways, But Greg Midley, welcome to the pod.
Hopefully learned from us, learned about us from WrestleMania.

Speaker 4 (02:04:11):
I might no, No, I've never done it, but now
I want to make beer canned chicken. You can do
that in the oven, right, I always see it on
a girl on a grill.

Speaker 2 (02:04:20):
I don't have a girl come to my house. We're
doing a girl, y'all have me in a new pad. Dude,
come to the new pad. We'll have some beer canned
chicken for Sam. I'll do beer can something that's like chicken.
Maybe Saturday Draft. I have a crawfish cookoff, craviash cookoff.
By the way, Cactus Cove, Houston dot com. Come hang out.

(02:04:40):
It's at Cactus Cove. It's gonna be sick. It's me, Me,
my good buddy chili. And if you get your wristband,
you're gonna get to take to have crawfish from the
ten teams that are there. You get to sample it.
You get that your little ticket to drop it in
to vote. It's gonna be a lot of fun. There's beer,
there's beer babes, live music, zat ako bands. You're gonna
be beer babes. I mean, I'm assuming there will be

(02:05:02):
women there, and also Elle's gonna be there too, so
literal babe and then probably other babes baby and babes
as well. My wife will be there, total babe. But
you can't touch her. Don't touch her. Uh, I got DIBs.
I'm gonna show up now and just like walk home back,
don't don't don't. I'll be like on the mic announcing

(02:05:25):
with hey, pat, no, don't don't you just see me
running through the crowd like the fucking orc from Lord
of the Rings too. This is a podcast that kind
of went off the rails. But yeah, Cactus Cove Houston
dot com, get your wristbands, get more information there that's
going down from noon to five, we'll be hanging out

(02:05:46):
maybe Sunday draft No use some clothing.

Speaker 4 (02:05:49):
Yeah, you got the clothing swap all right, we'll do beer.

Speaker 2 (02:05:51):
Can't oh figure it? Ooh ooh. Although I was gonna
pitch this later.

Speaker 4 (02:05:56):
I would say Friday night, but I already have something.

Speaker 2 (02:05:57):
No. I also absolutely Friday night as well. Kentucky Derby
is win. We repeat last year. We did get pretty
wasted last year watching Kentucky Derby. But I was also
thinking if we don't do that, we could do we
could pick another night for that and then do a
Gravy Gang gos to Sam Houston Race Park. We could
watch Kentucky Derby with everybody else.

Speaker 4 (02:06:19):
Mm hmm, well no, I would love to watch it
with the Gravy Gang. General. Other people may third like
going somewhere to then watch it on TV.

Speaker 2 (02:06:29):
Next week, So I don't know next weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:06:31):
Yeah, I got an plan for next week. I usually
don't have anything planned forever in my life. Just when
somebody asked me.

Speaker 2 (02:06:37):
Next week, and Robert you down, I think so cool
to see a new place.

Speaker 4 (02:06:44):
Yeah, rob was gonna love that last minute cancelation. It's
gonna give us good That's fine though, that's fine though.

Speaker 2 (02:06:52):
All right, Tentatively we'll figure this out. We don't need
to make plans for us like during the podcast. We'll
cut that part out, all right. Last question this week
is from Abbi Givens, another person in the running for MVP.
Abbi Givens at Abby Givens seventeen on x She says,
what is the point of AM and PM times? Why

(02:07:14):
did that ever become a thing? Why don't we just
always use military time? I fucking hate military time so much.
My answer, so do I. My antwer is just that
people are bad at math. Well, we grew up learning
the twelve.

Speaker 4 (02:07:27):
You can't ask people to relearn in the middle of it.

Speaker 2 (02:07:29):
When I enterun my time card, I have to do
military times. So I'm pretty good at like I'm military
to know it. It's not that hard.

Speaker 4 (02:07:35):
It's not my buddy who is in the military. In
the group chat, he used to always be like, I'll
be online for gaming at fucking eighteen thirty, and I'm like,
God damn it, Vince. If you don't fucking say six thirty,
I'm gonna punch you in the fucking mouth next time
I see you.

Speaker 2 (02:07:49):
But it is like, why do we like digital clocks
more than regular analog clocks? Because it takes me I
hat to big five.

Speaker 4 (02:07:55):
That's probably the reason. It's clocks. So you didn't have
to have all twenty four on one, like, dude, we
can just twelve and double it up. Yeah, you only
have to paint twelve numbers on this clock now.

Speaker 2 (02:08:05):
And math well, math is also probably because then, like
you had probably a bunch of people that would show
up two hours earlier an hour hour late and be like, oh, bro,
I thought about eighteen hundred. You meant that. Fuck, that's
on me. But that was the thing. If we were
just using it, Yeah, you're just converting. It does make
more sense.

Speaker 4 (02:08:22):
Military time makes more sense. It's but they've all learned
it the other way, and I don't want to change.

Speaker 2 (02:08:29):
More people are not in the military than are in
the military. Fact, so that would also probably be why
do you see it's do you have like a, I
don't know what your friend probably does that. I'morder. Chris
did the podcast with us before, would have his phone
on military time, and it infuriated me. I hate it.
I hate it when I see it. I was like, why,

(02:08:49):
why is it thirteen o'clock right now? Huh? What's that?
What is that? What the fuck? Dude? You don't know
what one is.

Speaker 4 (02:08:55):
If I look at a clock and I don't see
that number on the clock, your time does not exist.
You're trying, that's what they're doing. They're trying to time travel. Yeah,
because I don't understand your time. I can't tell what
time you were here. You're trying to get away with crimes,
your criminals as.

Speaker 2 (02:09:10):
Well as you are. Yep, math is the real reason.

Speaker 4 (02:09:13):
But people are stupid, that's the reason.

Speaker 2 (02:09:15):
Yeah. Yeah, and clocks. It's a good call. I think
we just gave you four different answers for it. So
one of those take one, pick whichever one you like
the most, to choose your own adventure at this point.
Great question, Abby. We love how much Abby he's been Abby,
Andrew Rosie, I think it's been a minute. I don't
think Greg giving us a lot of content. Abby has
given us a lot of content. But I think Andrew

(02:09:37):
and Rosie we heard from before. Obviously, Quentin we've heard from.
He had a great Palla's and Greg. Welcome to the pod, Buddy,
Welcome to the pod. Keep them coming, gang. We love
you guys. If you have any questions for us at
pass great pod hashtag ptg answers, hit us up, Crawfish Cookoff,
Cactus Cove Houston Cactus Cove Houston dot com for more
information from noon to five, come hang out. It's gonna

(02:09:58):
be a lot of fun. I'm gonna be hanging out
all day and we're gonna be partying. I am at
actually made on all Socials, Pats at not Pat Deanna
all Socials, Robert is at Robert Robosa zero three on
All Socials. One last time. Houston Clothing Swap this Sunday,
saw your yards station, Saw your station, saw your station.
You can find the exact address at Houston Colding Swap

(02:10:20):
on Instagram at Houston Clothing Swap. And if you get
any sick gear, that was mine, Like fuck yeah, hooked jup,
hooked you up? All right. I love you guys, You're
the best. Almost forgot. Let's do a random celebrity. J
Wayne Gretzky, Wayne Gretzky, Dwayne jet Ski. More like what,
Jennifer Coolidge calls him, Dwayne jet Ski. Who do you

(02:10:40):
guys have? I am gonna go Madonna again and run
back with Madonna. I'm gonna go Ryan Gosling, Ryan Gosling.

Speaker 4 (02:10:48):
You don't even have pulled it up? What you want
me tell a joke while you're pulling it up?

Speaker 2 (02:10:52):
It's a button. Michael Jackson, Maggie Smith, Hey, Grace Mortes,
Marettz whatever, Jeremy Irons, Josh Gibson, Edwin Moses Melgeddori or
Rich not our people? All right? Blur, Bear Grills, Charlie State,
Charles Chaplin, Jim Carrey, Pete Samples, Heath Ledger, Robert Benginie

(02:11:17):
all right, running back more Adele, Jude Law, Frank Sinatra,
Gordie How, Glorias Swanson, Phillips, Schoenfeld, Joe Montana, Glenn Close. Nope, ironically,
Glenn Close. We were not even close. And on that note,
we love you guys. Have a great rest of your weekend.
Hopefully we will see you at the Cactus Cove Crawfish

(02:11:38):
Cookoff and Houston clothing swap this weekend until next time.
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