Pass The Gravy #616: Pressure Cooker

The guys talk about zoos, the NFL schedule release, and power rank dips. They also do a pressure cooker mock draft of embarrassing things. 


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, pout of the top and lead spread as we listen,
it's a past the Gray Gray. We goin fishing for
your bitch today with Chunk and Houston Houston Baby. Now
we go ahead and let you we'll get rich today.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Hitch, bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is happening everybody?
It's Past Gravy episode six hundred and sixteen with your
pals Alex, Pat and Bobby, the Hog Jokes, Barbosa the
Third back at it again. I hope you're having a

(00:45):
wonderful gravy day. We have a hell of an episode
for you, because at the end of this week we
will know who exactly will be having to grab a
cops guy or buy some chicken, buy some chickens and
raise them. We're going to have a pressure cooker mock
draft finale. Pat one last week's mock draft decisively, not decisively.

(01:07):
You have fifty the vote, Oh, I had forty to present.
It wasn't like super It wasn't a blowout. Wasn't a
blowout over fift and I both have three wins in
the season. Roberts already win the season, so somebody has
to be in last place. We're going to have Pat
and I face off one v one. We do not
know currently what the mock draft will be over. Robert
will be in charge of that. Robert will give us
a topic. We will have to pick four of each

(01:27):
topics of each of the topic, and we will have
to draft then and there. I have never been more
nervous in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm just terrified that we're gonna tie, and we're gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Have to do this. We can't tie. If we tie,
I mean we can if we tie, there is no punishment.
Fair fair, all right, that's that's on the voters. That's
on the voters. Someone has to lose.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Alex is going to create like nine fake accounts and
start voting at eleven fifty eight just to even out the.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
No, I'm not we're gonna have a fifty to fifty
me either. So yeah, we got that going and then
we got a lot of other fun stuff we're gonna
talk about today. But let's get started with I don't
know if this is a song. I looked it up.
I don't think it's a song. But you know those
little Instagram notes that are like Instagram statuses. People have

(02:16):
no like you swipe where like messages would be, and
it's like you can put a bubble. It's like just
whatever you want to say. It's basically just like in
a way message. I didn't know you could do that,
Like like I think it. Yeah, so like see how
like today's the day the sun is warm, the tank
is clean. That's what somebody said. So today. At one

(02:37):
point I saw three separate women that do not have
association with each other post the same quote, which made
me think it was a song. But when I look
it up, it's not a song. It said if you
can't water me, don't waste my time. Three different independent
women posted that as their little Instagram status. What does

(02:58):
that mean? Are they plants?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I think it means they want to get pissed on
their plants? How how else would a dude water a chick?
There's two ways?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
See they are you talking about you a venus flight trap?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I guess there's actually three ways. I want them spit
and the other two come from your deck. Okay, so
either they want to face or they're into wet works.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
If you can't water me, don't waste my time? All right?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
They probably mean like you need to nurture my soul
and all that. But but in my brain they're like, hey,
pee on me, I want to be wet, which you
know what, I'm gonna go out and say right now, not.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Now that that's not my thing. Not a pe guy,
I don't judge, just not my thing now.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Not to say I would never pee on you, Like
if you were both taking a shower, like not sexual,
but taking a shower, I might go pee on your
leg a little bit. That's just funny locker room. That's
locker room stuff, dude guy stuff. We have. We have
a mutual friend that used to do that.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
We do a lot.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not for I'm not down with the PP.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
But yeah, if you can't water me, don't waste my time. Obviously,
it just means like, if you can't like take care
of me and make this relationship work, it's not gonna work.
But I don't know why I looked it up. There
was like a like got an Usher song that said
don't waste my time in it, but it did not
say if you can't water me, don't waste my time.
I I did many Google searches, like Yahoo searched it

(04:22):
I didn't ask Jeeves it. Robert will you asked Jeeves
it and see if it if it has any results
on it. But yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I just searched reddit. O.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well, I googled it and it would have popped up.
It was on reddit, you know.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
I had to google lyrics the other day because I
had him stuck in my head. Could not figure out
what it was from. It was, Uh, it was a
Jack White song. I don't remember whether the friendship one.
It's like I can tell that, I can tell that
we are gonna be friend could not figure out where
I know it from, driving me nuts. I googled it
and I think people were in. Eventually I found a

(04:56):
Reddit post that had my answers on it and people
were like Juno or like other movie maybe, and I
was like, dude, that's not it though. Finally, and it
was a It was a Reddit post about it that
the comments were cut off the Colone O'Brien is the
Conan O'Brien fucking podcast, and there was one comment down
buried that was very at the bottom. I went to

(05:18):
go like it and up bump it or whatever it's
called in Reddit. His visit was turned off. But that
guy saved my fucking life because that was like the
fifth Google link that I went to. I couldn't find
what it was.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Did you see it? You couldn't find anything on it?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Could you nothing on it? The thing that pops up
is that that song.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
The extra song, right, which I was like, let me
look at the lyrics, none of those like like the
if you can't water me, don't waste my time. So
I don't know. I need to message the like I'm
not really friends with anyone.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Weren't they? No? No, I guess the white women mentality
has infiltrated all the other women.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Two of them were, but one of them was not.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Not that it matters bet to every single one of
those girls has live, laugh love somewhere in their apartment.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Or do you think they misquoted the Usure song.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
One? Maybe three?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
No? Because it was the same day. Like That's why
I was like, I need to ask the fellas.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
This, Robert, you know where you can search for this?
Go on Etsy or Pinterest.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
What's another girl website?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
What's some shit that some brods go on? Humbler Kitchen
Accessories dot com.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
But maybe so you talked about the girls with down
syndrome filter thing, Joey swollen at a whole rant on
like how fucked up that is? And we thought you
were insane when you were telling.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Me and Joey Swaller basically the exact was.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Like, Pat is just in a weird part of the internet.
I don't know this was Instagram, but maybe in like
two weeks we'll find out that like not watering you
and when wasting your time is a thing. But I
kind of want to say that, like, look, dude, if
you can't water me, don't waste my time. Pat all right,
start using that just to get back at people.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
I was about to say. I was like, that would
be just cringe gindu singing hilarious at the same time
hearing a man.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Say that verbal meme. It's just like a potted plant
that's dying at the desk. It's like it's dying at
someone's desk and says, if you can't water me, don't
waste my time. It's just a withering away plant.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay, I need to I need to remember.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
That and that the Sam Sam would love that one.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Rob, because are I'm gonna say that to our hosts
that are like twenty one to nineteen, and I think
they they both might die just of secondhand embarrassment hearing
me say those words.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, it's gonna be perfect, But you should try out
with Sam because she's a plant person, and that is
like a plant quote, Like ask her what text her
that quote? And say what plant would say this? And
so then we can start like maybe it was a
Robert plant quote. Uh could be what's another poison? Ivy?
Could she have said it in Batman Forever?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I mean, it could be a cactus because they don't
need a lot of water, but they do need a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
But if you're not gonna water, don't waste my time exactly.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
That sounds like a cactus. Cactus would be like you,
Probably not a cactus because they can go longer without.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Not a succulent. I know that. Say right, we're gonna
get to that, but we're gonna get to the bottom
of this. And but we are. I mean, I'm not
going to do any more work on this, but maybe
somebody else will reach out.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I've already forgotten what we were just talking about.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Robert, you asked Sam. Just ask Sam and see what
kind of plant would say that? Okay, other thing I
had was what is the best zoo opener? Like, when
you walk into a zoo, what is the like best
animal that you would see that just like gets it going,
like gets the vibes going, because I know that like
lion and tigers rock, but a lot of times they're

(08:31):
sleeping and stuff. When you walk into a zoo, woods
like an always just chill animal, You're like, fuck, yeah,
these animals are here.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I think a good one would be like a big
like parrot cage or there's a bunch of them in there,
but like it's monkeys. Is it correct me if I'm wrong,
I don't know in the last time either of you
have been to the zoo, but I remember the monkeys
like a big monkey cage being pretty damn close to
the entrance. Granted this was about eight years ago.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Last it's been a minute for monkeys.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
You walk in the zoo and you see monkeys right away, You're.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Like, monkeys fat, But I feel like sometimes the monkeys
are just not doing anything.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
But even if they're just chilling, if you can just
see you can just see monkey, like look at it.
It's a little hairy guy, right monkey see, And you're like,
all right, you're like, do is that capuchin? That's capuchin monkey.
It's the one.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
But I just I feel like sometimes they're not doing
it and they're just lounging. I feel like penguins and
otters are the two best options.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
I was thinking penguins.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Are good penguin I'm gonna say no because it's gonna
need to be in a colder room and you don't
want to hit the ac right away. You want to
be walking around for a little bit and then get
into the ac part to give yourself a little bit
of a break before you finish.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
The rest of the penguins are always like I feel
like you never see penguins just chilling and doing nothing.
Like every time you go to a penguin exhibit, they're
sliding down a little thing, they're getting in the water,
they're eating fish, they're they're running around playing with each other.
Like penguins are pretty electric. And otters, I don't know
if every zoo has them, are great. But otters are
always just fun, Like, look at this guy, he's got
a ball. He's just floating around with a ball, Like

(10:06):
that's a good vibe setter.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Like he's just an old guy floating on his back
showing you his belly and he looks so petable.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
And maybe they're holding hands, just floating because that's what
they're as adorable thing sleep. But like if you walk
into a zoo and you see a bunch of otters,
like that's the first exhibit you see, and then you're
just like, hell, yeah, dude, today's gonna be a good
zoo day.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
You know what it should be, honestly is when you
walk in the zoo, there should just be like ten dogs.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Just like to get you going. It's like, look, these
are really zoo animals, but like they hang out because
they're all like.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Two black labs, a couple of German shepherds. You gotta
have a golden in there, maybe like a French bold.
Just just a swarm of dogs where you can make
I'm a pet of dog. First good day.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Sometimes like companion animals that go along with.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
But you're not supposed to pet those because they're working.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Right, But like, why don't they put those companion animals
together and like an opening thing during the day and
you're like, oh, look at those dogs.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Like a petting zoo, you're not allowed to pet.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
You can just look at him and be like, oh, puppies.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
That'd be good to I think dogs will be staking
nobody wants, but they don't. Don't think about it dogs
at the zoo exactly.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
But I was just thinking, like zoo specific animals like
dogs would be a good exhibit to start with.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Any exhibit where it's like usually it's like a lion
or a tiger, but there's just a dog walking around
with it because the dog has been in the cage
since the thing was a baby, so it trusts it. Yeah,
that's always good when you see like a six hundred
pounds tiger and then there's like a brown lab that's
just like chewing on his ear and the tiger's doing
nothing about it. Yeah, I'm gonna stick with monkeys though

(11:35):
I love monkeys.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
I'm gonna go penguins are otters.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Otters is also good, Robert.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah, I thought penguins, but I think Pat kind of
convinced me with the ac thing something they go, I'll
go ottersts.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
It's a vibe setter for sure. What's the best closer
at a zoo. Penguin?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
No, I feel like penguins you want in the middle
fel you want the a c break and then you
go back into it when.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
You go see this gorilla and the gorilla is like asleep,
then you want to next see the penguins because I'm back.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
On it's not lion or tiger, because all that would
be cool. You don't want to wait till the very end.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
For those giraffe or elephant.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I think draft might be it is.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
A giraffe, like, lookly this tall motherfucker, and like a
draft can't really hide elephant.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
I want to see a little bit earlier than the end.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
But at the end they're just big ass animals like
that rocks.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, well, what if that's the way zoos were lined up?
You start with the smallest animals and you just work
up to the big ones.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Only big animals at the end.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
So it's like you start with the monkey cage or no,
you start with like birds, then you get to monkeys, otters,
penguins all around at the same time. It'd be a
sick exhibit.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
That would be a sick zoo just in general.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh you know what the answer probably is. It's if
you walk in the zoo and immediately there's one hundred
guys fighting a gorilla.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
That wouldn't really be an exhibit.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Or maybe maybe that's the end, that.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Would be a cool end. Yeah, it's like how.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Does zoo go today? It ended with a battle royal.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
There were a hundred guys that were just hanging out
in this this exhibit ready to fight a gorilla.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Gorilla was just pimp slapping dudes left and.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Right, killing so many people. Yeah, all right, well I
think I think like giraffe and elephant would.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Rock yeah for the end, or maybe rhino.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
But yes, I don't know if zoos think about their
openers as much as they should. But like it's a
clutch move to have like a cool zoo opener.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
You gotta have a good flow to the.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
I want to start off hot. I don't want an
animal exactly.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
That's why you don't go penguins. You start off hot,
then you get in the ac Jurassic Park. You saw
the very first exhibit they went to. Couldn't find the dinosaur?
How'd that go? Can't chance?

Speaker 3 (13:38):
That not great? Didn't go great? Isla newblar didn't go great.
That's why they ever went back, except there's twelve more times.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
All right.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Last thing I had for pre come segment was there's
a guy like, do you ever see people that have
their Instagram or Twitter handle on their car, Yes, and
then you always go and look it up because I
want to see what this motherfuckers. I always do, like
what why do you have this out there? What do
you got? You're promoting a business. There's a guy that

(14:11):
drives a lambo in my townhouse complex. It's latis fucking
wakes my kid up a lot because it's very loud,
so I kind of already resented him, but they saw
he had his Instagram on there. He's also a tennis coach,
is what I learned. Then I saw this dude get
out of his car. He's a very large man, respect

(14:33):
but professions that you wouldn't really trust a fat guy
at tennis coach. A fat tennis coach. That guy's not
the guy like you don't look like you're good at tennis.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
That's why you go with that guy. Athletic fats are
some of the best because, like you thinking about you go,
you look at that guy, you would never in a
million years tennis. Then all of a sudden, you see
him walking towards you when you have a scheduled tennis
letsson and you're like, all right, fat he must know
some shit. He must and then all of a sudden,
of course you gonna see him and dude's gonna have
a power forehand.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Or what if he's not, like like a fat trainer.
I wouldn't trust that guy.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
I think you could, because then there's always the old
saying those who cannot do teach because like when I
was younger, I was good at this ship.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Those that look like they haven't done it in a
while should probably still not teach it.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Probably, But that's the thing. He hasn't kept in competitive shape.
He still plays play all the time. He just he
just doesn't. He just doesn't. He's not down with running, which, honestly,
I respect anybody that's good enough out a sport to
teach it, but also says.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Fuck Cardio, now I'm gonna drive a lambeau.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Fat coaches are the best. I feel like you want.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Coach very large part of tennis, of competitively.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Playing tennis, not of coaching it. Coaching honestly, a little Cardio.
Most of the time with coaching, what are you doing.
You're sitting there in the same spot, you're hitting the
different areas and making them run, or you're just feeding
balls into the machine for tennis or showing form. You're
not actually sprinting back and forth and playing.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
You just don't see a fat tennis player. You see
like football, you can play off with the fat coach
because you're like he was a lineman. You know, Baseball,
you know you had Prince Fielder, Like you can be
like that guy was like a Prince Fielder back in
his day. Probably like name one chubby tennis player ever, Well.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
The problem with that is I can only name like
five tennis but like none of them are chubby. Yeah,
because they were the elites.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
It's like, never trust a skinny cook, like okay, never
trust a fat tennis pro.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
I mean there's also I mean they're fat golfers. I
mean it's golf running. That would be fun, though. Can
we start a fat league where it's like, here's an
NBA league. The only criteria is starting weight is three
hundred pounds. You got like a six six three hundred pounds.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Point gassed out?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, immediately all of the centers are like three eighty.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Wild.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
It'll be so much fun to watch do But then
you know, we've all seen the videos of like a
fat guy playing street ball, like awesome people up training
there using you like, all right, big sexy, what's up? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:04):
I just I mean if I was looking for tennis
lessons and then his only only way I saw about
this guy's lessons that he was a he had a
lamba and an Instagram sticker on the lambeau, I'd probably
be like, I'm gonna pass on this.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Also, he's got lambo, he's got lamba, probably a pretty
good fucking coach.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Or tennis is not his main source of income.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
He can afford a lambo, but he's still teaching tennis.
I would think he's probably got some at least passion
knowledge of the sport. You didn't say this was on
a lambo. The lambau changes everything. Yeah, if if it
was on the Toyota Corolla, it would be one fucking thing.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
But you don't put stickers on a lambo.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
You do if it's your business lambeau. That's probably how
we right wrote off. Uh, you can probably like I
bought this for my business, maybe smarter than I thought.
It's a business expense, my lamber. That's how I advertised myself. Also,
where did you see this? I'm guessing somewhat Galleria area.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Dude, lives in my complex.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Still, he's probably just banging fucking River Oaks moms and
teaching them tennis. It could be so.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
We can make it up, and I don't like that part,
but I should challenge him to a game with tennis.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
But when he shows up, you're like, all right, it's
wee tennis.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
He's the best I could do his pickleball. I'm like,
fuck you, pussy, I play real sports.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
That'd be funny. Though. Then you probably get this guy
on the court and all of a sudden, he is
just nasty, running back and forth, and you're like, I
didn't What.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
If I absolutely just dominated?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Though?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Then I'm the tennis coach and I.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Get his Lambeau, that'd be pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
He has to grab a cops gun.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Then you find out that Lambeau is fucking one hundred
and eighty thousand dollars underpaid.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
And it's currently in repossession. He hasn't paid on it.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Ever, it's the only thing he got left from the divorce.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
That might be it.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
She got the house, the kids, the dolls, tennis coach.
I cut my lambo though she couldn't take that bitch
kid Take that.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
All right? Would you guys? Be.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
The more we discussed this guy, I want to meet
him now, would you, guys, Bran, what do you think
is the best way when you're feeling shitty? Is just
fucking like doing a hard reset on your body. What's
the quickest way to get yourself back in Mmm?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Like a boot and rally type situation. That's what I
was going to say, Just a little yak.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah and then move on. I was telling you earlier today,
but I'd like call from my stoma wouldn't feel good.
And I tried to and I couldn't really get much
and it was an unsuccessful boot and rally. But right
before we started and rallied in the bathroom here, and
I got to tell you, I instantly felt great. It
resets your system so well.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Remember when I took one of your ends at rough
or Not at a SaberCats rugby game and I was like, guys,
my head is spinning, like, oh, yeah, you've never really
done zends before, have you. I was like, I'm not
feeling great. I was like, I'll be right back. I
went and just threw up and I was perfectly fine.
Sometimes like I'm really goo make myself throw up so
that I can do that and then just let's go.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
It is a skill.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
You have that little acid in your in your mouth too,
that then like kind of keeps you awake or whatever.
So you're like, I am alert and I'm going to
have heartburn later.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Give yourself like a nice light meal ten fifteen minutes beforehand,
just so you have something in the stomach to throw up.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Or chug a bunch of water because there's that's that's
uh like when it's just spraying everywhere.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
You know. What's really good with that too, is if
you just take a beer and you how like just
down a beer, you know it's coming back up and yes,
because you're like, okay, well but my body knows it
doesn't even your body already recognizes sometimes that when you
chug a beer it needs to come right back up immediately.
So you're just training your body. It's such a good reason. Yeah,
that maybe being tased also could just wake you up
but make you feel a little twitchy. But the the

(20:45):
boot and rally, I feel like after college is frowned
upon and it's like, you know what, dude, sometimes you
just got to be an adult, an adult decision. Yeah,
I understand what will make my body feel better.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
The night's still going. I need to be a part
of this night. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Or the night went and now the next day is
not going.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Or like I want to do podcast and I need
the datah. Yeah, here a little bit and I'll be
good to go. Robert, what do you what is your move?
Do you make yourself throw up?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Ever?

Speaker 4 (21:08):
I do not.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Never thrown up in your life.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Only from being sick.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, only from being sick. I never felt like maybe
you ate ate too much and you're a little full,
and you're like I've done that before too. You're like,
I feel a little full. I'm like better.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
It would just be like going a walk.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I don't just clear my head, guy, Yeah, clear.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
My head, guy, take a nap, fresh air, take a
deep breath, take.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
A nap, will go for a walk, a bike ride
or something like that's less extreme.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
But doctor Pepper, that's what Dr Pepper like Dr Pepper.
People like, what do you do when you feel shitty?
I have another Doctor Pepper. It's because I'm having Doctor
Pepper withdrawals.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Robert's just like, look, if you can't water me, it's
only spend time. It's Roberts saying us right now, I guess.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
So, yeah, I wonder what that's like to just feel
good every day.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
I envy that about Robert. I feel good no days all.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
From eight beers yesterday. That's it. That's all.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
I can't tell you the last time. Actually, no, we'll
get to. I was watching my new quarterback and I
was excited about that.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
So that's when I felt good. But then you're maybe
new quarterback.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
No, it is my new quarterback.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
I mean it, maybe though, right, No, probably not started yet.
I think it will be by week eight.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
This is a learning season. This is a learning season,
all right? What else you got?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Was it? Is it?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Robers return?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Robert? You got anything for us?

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Small accomplishment? I've been I'm telling you guys a couple
of things that I've been doing around the house. Like
I changed the orion clogged like the bathroom faucet by
by taking it out with with the I couldn't like
unscrew with my hand. I'd get a tool, and when
I got the tool, I just was like the pressure
of like opening a door knob and it came out

(23:02):
and that was it. Yesterday I changed the inner tube
of my bike because the little valve where you would
use to like pump air into it. That broke off.
So I couldn't pump air into my bike, so I
had to change the tire. I needed a specific socket thing,

(23:23):
and that was a whole hassle getting the right size,
because I would get the biggest size that I have
is fourteen millimeters, and it's some bigger than that. I
got one. I got a toolkit. The biggest one that
came in that one was fifteen millimeters, still too small,
ended up being eighteen. But it was just like the

(23:43):
accomplishment of very simply just having to undo these nuts
and then remove my bike and then change it, like
and I just felt like.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
I did something today.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
That's some nuts for you to do.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
And I'm all.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Like greasy, and I'm like, yeah, man, I would stowed
up afterwards, just as junk.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Like I'm a fucking man.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
So I.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Spit outside.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
You know they say about bikes, you can't water them,
don't waste their time. Works for everything.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
That's good though, even just doing like the smallest man.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
When you're done, you're like, man, that did it? Like
my uh my dryer rocks a bunch. And I had
to like figure out how to like even out one
of the legs, and then I put something under it
to make it stop rocking. And it's like figure that out,
not really, but sort of stopped doing the thing it
was doing. And I didn't like that. Nice.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
I changed the uh, the the flusher of the toilet
nice because it got loosing and sorted leaking waters and
just changed it. Very simple thing to do. Yeah, I
didn't need to call it plumber.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Right, fixing a leak leaky faucet. That's that's classic man
ship too. Yeah, that's the one that you've seen so
many times in shows growing up that photo have to
be able to do, Like that's the baseline of manhood. Yep.
Like as an adult, I should.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Say if you wrapped up somebody change a tire.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
You know, that's probably the baseline.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
That rocks too, because you're like, oh, yeah, no big deal,
you can get back on the road.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Man. Actually, you know what you're gonna want to go
opposite on those bolts. You don't want to do two
shot by side. Well you know what, yeah, do do
right there and then go across it. You know it's
gonna you know, want to overtighten that back. Make sure
you loosen those up before you jack up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Youah jack, all right, let me see that I can
do this. You don't put it under the plast You're like, yeah,
make sure it doesn't break the plast.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
He got this, man, that's pretty accurate, because like the
ones that come with the car is so tiny, Like yeah,
and you're do this like five minutes, killing yourself for it.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
And you get so fucking mad when you accually you
start getting wild with it and you scrape your knuckle
on the ground. You're like, motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
I remember I had to do that one time with
my one of my old cars, and I was so
frustrated with it, and then I just bought I was like,
I wonder if I go on Amazon if I can
buy it. I don't know how much it was, but
I bought like the nice stick, the cool jack where
you just stick the stick in it and you go
and it rocked.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I need to get one of those.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
I never used it for me, but I use it
for somebody else once I was I got one.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Well just because yeah, but anytime you have to, You're like,
I've got a fucking sweet jack for this. Yeah, that
a bidet. Those are my next yeah, on the list one.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
It's a cool purchase to a cool purchase a bad
one clean butthole. We have the the Hillbilly bidets in
my house. You saw those. It's just like the.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
I would know more of like a I think it's
like a Middle East but day is what it is.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
It's the thing like it's a shower head on the
wall which you would use to wash dishes. It's just
a shower head on the wall attached to us.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
It's just attached to a think that you would spray
dishes with, but it's attached to this and it came
with the house. It just like that. It was like
that and all of the toilet you used it No,
I would not, it would just splash everywhere. It seems
like a terrible idea.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Like I assume it is differ and it only has
one jet on it, but it has the look it's.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Like when you would you when you would clean dishes,
it sprays out like a showered would like like yeah
with a spread.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Seems like aw are you gonna spray with a spread
when you need to hit a fucking target? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
It's like always one of these will hit the target.
The rest of your ass is gonna be wet. But
that's okay, No, no it's not.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
I mean initially when we got the house, it was
just like, and it's in your bathroom. It's in all
the bathrooms, but.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
I mean the one I saw was in the get.
That's a wild thing to have a wide spray and
a guest bathroom, because what are you gonna come out
of there and go a, uh, your towels. I can
dry my ass, spray my ass. Sorry, you're the entire
bathroom is soaked because I didn't know how to clean up.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
But hole, I just don't use it. I won't know
that's a good call. But all ont to know.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
The only time I would use that is like if
I knew someone was waiting outside the door, open it
real quick.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
And go aha, spram the toilet water.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, well it's not toilet water.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Isn't it toilet I thought it.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Came out of the wall. No. I only looked very
quickly and then dismissed the toilet and all three of them.
It's an interesting movie. Well it's the tank water though,
still toilet water. It's not going in with the poop though,
But still toilet water. I mean that is true.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
All right, we're learning today. It's bad midey mm hmmm.
Sometimes though, if you can't water your butthole, don't waste
the time.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
But I always say no, if you can't water it,
you still need to wipe it.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
You still need to wipe it. Don't waste of time,
though I don't.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
My buddy texted the group chat the other day he
had a phantom poop. Oh no wiper, Yeah, no wiper.
He was so happy. I was like, cool, I haven't
had one of those, and so many guys phantom poop.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
You still have to wipe to find out that you
didn't have to wipe, so it's still a wiper.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
You know. I didn't ask if he did the wipe
check or if he just trusted it, but hey, if
you just trusted it, I'm pretty sure he would have
reported twenty minutes later. Nope, that wasn't I thought it.
I got a sweaty beethole.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Now all right, well, let's move on to the Comeback
Kids segment and tell you what's back in the news.
According to us, it's the Comeback Kid, Comeback of the Week,
Comeback Kid of the Week, bitch. All right, our first

(29:28):
comeback kid is Mosquitoes, because my fucking god, they're back.
It's the worst.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I haven't really spent much time outside lately.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Took the dog out the other night and it was like,
I came back, Why are they everywhere? What the fuck
it's getting that time? Damn it, Mosquitos and we will
be outside next weekend, son of a bitch, get your
well A lot of concrete though true, Buzzfest sold out.
No big deal this business.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
What if I dressed up as a bee you could like,
I thought this was like a bee convention.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
I was under the impression this was a bee fast.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
So what you're saying is Jerry Seinfeld is not here.
He actually will be there.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
You've seen the Alone performing in between sets right before
Marilyn Manson.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah, I mean, outside of like things that humans do,
Mosquitos might might be the worst thing that God did
on this planet.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Mosquitos are pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I don't even know what purpose they serve. Like, you know,
they say if bees were to disappear the world, the
world would die because pollination wouldn't happened and shit like that.
If mosquitos disappear, would anything be like Now, I'm sure
there's some animal out there that eats mosquitos, and I
think it would probably adapt because half the year it
doesn't have its food source anyway, right blood, But no,

(30:51):
I mean, I'm saying, like, whatever eats mosquitoes, they're only
around for a portion of the year anyway.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
They play a role in the food chain as a
food source for manyani and are also important pollinators for plants.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Oh, they are pollinators, those bitches.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Their larvae are eaten by fish, amphibians, and insects. Well,
I don't mosquitoes. They're consumed by birds, bats, and other insects.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah, well, you just ruined my fucking day by reminding
me about mosquitoes.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
But let birds just fucking eat worms. Man, that's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Have to hear. The mosquitoes aren't there, so they don't
really need them as a food. It's just like an
extra food source for them.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Fuck mosquitoes, dude, dude, kill them all and just let
bees step up and do more.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Just bees should do more of that. If I get
stung by a bee every now and then, okay, I
don't want to take a best thing every couple of
years over a mosquito bite every time I go outside.
That seems fair and.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
They always attach. I don't know what it is. I
must have the juiciest ankles in the world according to mosquitoes,
because that's your ankles. I could have from knee down
exposed there. They're only going to go for the ankles.
I'll get like one on the back of my calf
and then it's just my ankles are torched.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Yeah, I don't know where it is, but walk to
the dog. I have a lot of like that wooded
area around my place, and it's.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Just gotta to stay away from the woods breeding ground.
They standing water back there, you're fucking finish.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Oh yeah, there's lots of standing water. Most of the
water is standing. You might have to move, dude, none
of that water is sitting.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
You gotta get out of there.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
You gotta don't waste time. I keep watering these these
places where they stand. I'm like, I don't want to
waste your time with the water. How goes? Lots of
bird baths. I have a lot of bird baths near me,
almost exclusively. Bird baths is where I live.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Well, hopefully they're constantly cleaning out the water. But in
my experience. I've never seen a bird bath being cleaned. Yeah,
I think it's just standing water until another rain happens
and then it kind of flushes it out.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
But I think on the very beginning days of this podcast,
me and Curtis godfather passed Gavy would call certain conversations
bird bath conversations because they never really go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Ah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
It's kind of a pointless reason for us to be
here talking about this because it's not going anyway.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I think every conversation we've ever had has been a burden.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
It might have been a bath conversation, but maybe not.
Maybe not. The zoo animal's ones is pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah, I guess you can't say they all don't go it.
They go somewhere. It's just it's somewhere we didn't need
to go.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, and I've never really seen a lot of birds
bathing in these baths either, probably guys. They're so dirty.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I've really only seen him on the edge. Honestly. If anything,
they're waiting. They're not even drating.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Out of it, which is gross.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Birds are gross.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
The birds are gross.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
So they have the flu, the poop on everything. I
had fucking a big old thing A bird poop on
my side window the other day. Then thankfully it rained
wiped it off again.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
A bird knew what was going on.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
They are fucking tanking my car when I'm at work.
They're assholes.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
The fuck Mosquitos all right, Fuck mosquitoes. Also come back, kid.
This week is America because we're officially God's favorite country.
We have a pope now s a you that was
way longer than a week ago. But yeah, it doesn't
like I guess it happened Thursday last week.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Obviously everyone at the Vatican, because you can't say everyone
that I caught vat city. That city. They're pumped because
you know, new pope and everything. They're excited, they're happy.
You know, all those Italians were sitting there like I
didn't have to be an American.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Fuck really might a fucking Americans.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
You know, there was people around the world like fucking America.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
The US in Jersey, they were like, Aha, what do
you say? What do you know?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
The first thing I said was don't let us win
the World Cup.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Oh but now we got God on our side too.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Bro, you want to see Americans get real big fucking egos.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
I was like, I'm not even Catholic, I don't go
fuck about the Pope. Also, like people that go to
the drafter nerds, but like the people that stood around
the Vatican waiting for smoke to come out of a
chimney and then cheered like they knew who the Pope
was when they still didn't know that Pope was. Like
those people were nerds right for sure.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
And well, I was gonna say, if the Cubs make
it to the postseason, he should throw it the first pitch.
But it is established he's a white time. I think
either way, the Pope needs to throw it the first
pitch of the World Series now, like we know he's
a baseball fan.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Yeah, the White an't gonna be in the World Series.
It's not gonna be a conflict of interest.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
At some point, he's gonna have to schedule America trip anyway.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Yeah, the Pope.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Sorga doesn't come very often. But I feel like if
it's your country, you're required to go back, you gotta go.
I think a pope first pitch would be dope.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah, but I don't know. It's just tight to be like, oh,
you guys show in America all the time, but guess
what they gave us pope, So really, who's God's favorite us?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Clearly, it is very funny when you think about it too,
that the first pope that's American is from fucking South
side Chicagown. Like there is a non zero chance our
pope has drank My Lord before, and I don't know
how to feel about that pope's drink. Are you fucking
kidding me? Right now?

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Is like, dude, Priests love drinking, isn't it like forbidden No,
that's Mormons.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Catholics love drinking. Drink wine, fucking wine all the time, dude,
And you're trying to tell me all those Irish priests
aren't just getting man liquored up on fucking whiskey. Dude. Yeah,
priest can drink like a son of a bitch that
they can't get married, they can't. Fuck Yeah, you better
be able to drink.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Yes to America. We're back, baby, We're back.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
We got pope fucking number one again.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
I mean always have been, but that's even more dominant
lead we are.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
We are number one again as in still.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
We took a three zero series lead on the rest
of the world. Right now with the Pope, they were
like fuck and they got a Pope. God damn it,
we can't match that size.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Max for stopping. You better watch yourself. I'm sure Americans
are gonna win all that one.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Baddy, you've done. You done.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
What what English saw talker team has an American who
does pulist it's play for? Is that Chelsea?

Speaker 3 (37:04):
He plays for AC Milan.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Now AC Milan to one league. I don't know what
league they're in, but they're gonna win it.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Siri, Siria. I don't think they did the inter one
that well. The next one, the next one, yeah, definitely.
Wait is there league going on right now? It's about
to be wrapped up. I think the next yeah, the
next one enters in the Champions League Final two.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah, it's fine America, it's fine. Fuck yeah, hell yeah, baby,
hell yeah? All right, next come of his area. Because
Jackson Dart has Ara.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
I'm sorry, say that again, Ara, Try again Ara. That's
not the word aura, aura, it's how's it spelled au
are A. I don't know if you know this. In
the English language, A lot of time we make things
sound the way they do not look.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
I'm in the Ara era of my life right now,
and if I if you don't want to water the aura,
then don't even worry about it. Don't even bother.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
I can deal with you saying Houston okay or huge.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Aura would be.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
No aura.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Jackson Dart has all the aur and I don't know
if you saw that pick.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
No, you're right. I think he does have aura. He's
got so much ara, and I'm sure that's gonna work
out better for him as the quarterback of the New
York Giants, and that has for the last seven.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
On my aras tour right now. And he picked number six.
I was a little skeptical of six. So I was like,
I don't know why you had six that. I can't
think of another Giants quarterback that's been six. And then
so I'm out there wearing the jersey and I was like,
six Fox, Dude, six is a good is my favorite number,
but like six Fox, it was just slak. Uh. I mean,

(38:46):
it's my favorite Giants player's number, but six is my
favorite number personally. Uh and Rocks.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
I don't know, there's never been anybody in the city
of New York wearing six that's been any good before.
Come on, you know the Yankee beer was it? I
thought it was Mickey was sick. Mickey, Uh no, he
was eight, all right whatever. Oh you know all the
Yankees numbers through like nine are all fucking retired anyway,

(39:16):
so there's some hall of fame.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yeah, one through ten.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
So Roger, uh well, yeah, I know this is fun
when we're close, but not right, that's Google. The conversation
that we're happening.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Is Joe Torri and Mickey Man. Oh yeah, all right,
nailed it. I thought I fucking nailed it. That makes
you a said call the Mick.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Which that nickname would have been so much funnier if
he was Irish. Wait fucking was he? His name was Mickey?
He probably was Irish. I don't know, we don't need
I'm not gonna look it up.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah, we're already doing the Google things too much. But
Jackson Dart he's got all the swag. He looks like
he's committed pronounced swag, but he's uh, he's command in
the room. Just looks like he's vibing. Brian Dable likes him.
I've convinced myself that he is it. I was sus

(40:11):
going into the draft. Big arm.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Here's the thing, it's just huge. I hope he's good too,
because I don't want to have to have the take
that he sucks. Because his mom spelled his name like
a dickhead.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Sounds like a lacrosse player, his last name being x
O x o N.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Which is even worse than j A x o N.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
And it probably sounds like he went to a private school.
Jack's son seems like he went to Ole miss.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
It seems like he had a white mom, is what
it is?

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Well, he is white, so yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Like if it's if it's a name that's spelled weird
and there's an X in it, white mom. White moms
love putting exes where they are, white moms love xes.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
But Jackson Dart is back. He was little skull cap.
I kind of think that looks cool.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
I don't like the skull cap on quarterbacks.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Powls it off, pulls it off.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Though I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
It's just like he seems like the exact opposite of
Daniel Jones, and I like that because Daniel Jones wasn't good.
Jackson Dart opposite of Daniel Jones good, that's your aura.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, Daniel Jones did look like he was nervous. He
was being about to be caught for a crime at
all times, and Jackson Dart just looks cool, chill.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yeah, so he's gonna be Obviously, the quarterback in the
future is gonna be great. So Ora's back.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I'm excited for you, buddy.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
He's He's the definition of era. When you look it up,
it's Jackson Dart.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
You've got exactly what you want. You've got a cool
guy at quarterback, yeah, and an absolute maniac on defense.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah, that's the exact combo that you want as a football.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Even though we have the hardest schedule in the league
and like we start like four of our first seven
games are against either like Super Bowl competitors or Super
Bowl teams or the team that was in the NFC Championship.
We're fine. We're gonna be fine.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Eagles are gonna have a crash back here, you got him.
Maybe Commanders will too. Cowboys are gonna just keep crashing.
Cowboys are gonna cowboys the crash.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I mean, you can't were they gonna do when abdual
Carter is just sacking everybody.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
They're gonna be in a position to win the division.
But they're gonna have two or three losses to horrible
teams that they shouldn't lose to during the year, and
it's gonna keep them in like a wild card, and
then they're gonna lose in the first round because Dak Prescott.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
What I'm saying is just there's no way this Giants,
having the toughest schedule the league could go wrong, just
with Jackson Dart probably not gonna play for the majority
of the season, at least, no way it goes wrong.
Only positive upset And that's the area that we need
where it's like it seems like it should be bad.
But I watched him throw against nobody, and you got

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this Molikue Neighbors guy that if you get near him.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
If you don't put a defense on the field and
he's not wearing.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Pads, I'm gonna say he's one of the best quarterbacks
in the league. With that of defense to go against.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
He's definitely one of the best quarterbacks in New York
Yeah City, Yeah, top not state, top two, not too.
I would say, I don't know about that. Yeah, I mean,
look at Oura Wise. You think he's already better than
Jamis Winston. That's pretty fucked up, especially if you're talking
aura Jamis Winston is all aura. He is.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
He's just like, that's great for the Giants. That's fun
aura overload.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Your starting quarterback has zero aura. He's the corniest motherfucker
on the planet. Your backup has all the aura but
can't be trusted to keep the ball on offense. And
then you've got your young.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Guy, and we got Tommy DeVito who has a ton
of aura.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
No, he's got chicken cutlets.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
And aura, which is Italian aura.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
That's true, he does have aura. I got I go.
I'll never forget him for beating the Packers.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
But yeah, so Giants so back. No way this season
goes poorly for them, so in on it, it's gonna
be fine. I'll be like, or the Jackson dartna be fine,
and he's not gonna play the most of it most
of the season, so I'll be like, well, when Jackson's
our full time guy, obviously he's gonna be great.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
I will say this, I'm gonna be super fucking mad
if like week two or week three, Russell's like slightly
dinged up and has to like sit out, and you
guys just go straight to Jackson Dart and don't even
let Jamis play. Yeah, let the kids sit, let him learn.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
He's gonna learn, and let.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Jamis go out there and just be an absolute mad man.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Just like Pat Mahomes did under his first season where
his offensive his quarterbacks coach Mike Kafka, offensive coordinator for
the Giants. Patrick Mahomes also has a brother. What's his
name Jackson? Huh spelled regular though, but our quarterbacks name
is Jackson. What if he's like a Mahomes though.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Also we don't like the other Jackson.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Yeah, but now we have the good version of Jackson. Alight,
ben Zone. That's how you gotta live in your head, buddy.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
It's gonna be fine.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
It's gotta be fine. Fine, No way it goes south,
No way, none, it's gotta be great.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
They got any international games?

Speaker 3 (45:08):
No? No, I mean it depends on what schedule looking
at because we're getting getting into it. Schedules are also back.
The NFL schedule releases today. A lot of them have
been leaked. And then what I have always known the
last three four years is you can just leak a
schedule by typing out like you can look up everybody's
away in home opponents, and then you just throw them

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together however you feel like it you throw a couple
of Thursday night games, throw a couple of Monday night
games in there, and then people would just run with it.
I got a couple of podcasts they were like Commander's
podcasts and Bears podcasts that reposted my post, and then
they ended up unreposting my post when they realized that,
like Bishop Sycamore is not really going to play the
Giants week fifteen. But other than that, like you get
people just arguing about like, oh, yeah, well this is

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a win, this is a loss, this is a win,
this is a loss. You're looking for the Packers.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah, I don't. I don't like that right away Packers
go I do like home against the Lions, that one's confirmed, unofficial,
but then having to go Sunday night football against the
Lions and then Thursday night football, Commanders trying to fuck
trying to buy it.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
If it's week two you got Commanders.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
That one's unofficial though, but week two, if.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
You got Commanders, if you think about it, the Commanders
are gonna be banged up because they're coming off of
having to play the Giants and abdual Carter, who's gonna
be just fucking them up. So they're gonna be beat
up going against you guys week too, so we probably
just like you know, tenderized him before you right here.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
It could be. But if it holds to last year,
the Lions tend to beat up on people too and
will be very especially and it's a short week. Granted
it's early in the year, so if you've got to
have a short week, it's good to have it week two. Yeah,
but uh, that's good. That's gonna be a heart game.
I'm gonna I'm gonna call that out as an official
early season heart game of the year.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
You know where you feel love in your heart? You
know who your quarterback is, Jordan Love. Interesting?

Speaker 1 (46:56):
See what you did there?

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Interesting?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Get away with words there, sir, all.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
The signs, it all makes sense. It's all making sense.
See you can you can twist anything however you want,
just make it. This is the beauty of the schedule. Lease,
it's goofy that we're giving a shit about the schedules
because already knewho were playing, but now we just know.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
When I watched like three minutes of NFL Network this
morning and just looking up and seeing a football flying
through the air, I was like, oh my God fucking
wait for the call.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
So excited, but yeah, pretty stoked about it. And then
the Texans troll job I did? They played the Titans
three times, and then they played Miami in parentheses Ohio.
So Miami Ohio. And people with the Studios Dolphins. They've
been playing the Dolphins in Ohio. Why would they do? Like, No,
they have been playing the Miami Ohio RedHawks. You fucking loser.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
This idiot doesn't know how to read.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Somebody clearly is not to be trusted reading my schedule leaks.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
You can't help it with dumb people online, man.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
And my job is to cater to those people.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Cater target then you know, however, you want to look
at retweet this you go dumb, dumb, take it and
fucking go.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Oh shit, guys, you see they play the Titans three times.
There's so many primetime games. Yeah I made them up.
But okay, wait a minute, they have to play the Chiefs.
But Josh Allen's gonna be the starting quarterback for that game.
That's so fucking dumb.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Sorry, I gotta work.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Text all right, the schedules are back. And then what
did you have with our last came back?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I had HBO. Yeah, HBO is sorry Max, not HBO Max. No,
it was HBO then it was HBO or it was
HBO Max's what they called it. And yeah, well, I
mean just the streaming service with and then they decided,
you know what, I think somebody over there probably watched

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the social networking work. We're just gonna make it max.
It's cleaner. They announced it either changing their name to
HBO Max.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
So what they did there is they tried to do
like a Twitter X situation where they're like, everybody's gonna
definitely start calling it the right name, and then people
were still like, we're just gonna call it Twitter tweets
and all of this, and they're like, we're not gonna
change it, and HBO is just like if we just
put HBO back in, it looks like people want that.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Yeah, they're naming schemes over the years have just been
really confusing. They had HBO now and they had HBO.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Two different three different apps.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Was it was an HBO go.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
I remember that's where you could take it on the
go with you, because if you want stream on your iPad,
just call it HBO and I would download the HBO
app and it's not that hard.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Because then if there used to be a channel Max,
Like there was like an HBO style channel and it
was called Max, and I think they like acquired the
rights to it, and that's when they're like, Okay, well
we're gonna name our streaming HBO Max, kind of like
as a combo but also like Max sounds cool. And
then they went with it, and now they're going back.
It is like, oh, wait a minute, it turns out
HBO was the brand name that we should probably be sticking.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Yeah, it starts with home Bob Office and like, you know,
people don't really go to the box office. Who fucking cares? Man?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
And also, and I saw.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
We don't own a lot of nets and we still
watch Netflix.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
The report I saw that explained this all. And by report,
I mean one tweet was a guy saying he's got
a friend at HBO. So this is already like four
degrees of separation per And apparently it was just one
high level HBO exec that was like this, we're gonna
do this name change. We're just gonna call it Max,
and everyone else was.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Like, don't was the guy's name Max?

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Probably was, but yeah, apparently it was just one dude
high up on a power trip that wanted to change
the name.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
And because every time you watched stuff like I've been
watching Righteous Gymstones and it's just, oh, it still shows
the HBO like TV thing like that's shheah, like that's
kind of what it's got and it's iconic.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
HBO is fucking iconic.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Don't need to change it.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
And by the way, nobody watches regular TIEF anymore, so
you're streaming service can just be called HBO.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
And I didn't Showtime Showtime was like Showtime Anytime. It's
like you could just cause Showtime, Like if the Showtime app,
I will go to the Showtime app. I don't need
to you don't need to make it. You're overthinking on.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I thought that was just like a tagline. Was that
the actual name of it?

Speaker 3 (51:14):
I thought it was Showtime Anytime? Was the app maybe
just said that on the app?

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I think that was just like a tagline for it.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
I don't know if if whatever the words are on
the fucking icon is what I'm going to think you're
trying to call it, I'm going to call it HBO.
So when I would go to Max, like there were
so many times I'm like, fuck, oh, it's Max, I said,
where's the HBO.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
It's when are these companies gonna learn we don't need rebrand.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
You don't need a rebrand.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Remember remember when Jaguar changed theirs and everyone goes, that's
the worst fucking logo I've ever seen. In my head,
these high level execs need to learn people don't like change.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Just pay your fucking employees and stop investing in more
fucking research. Hey for how to make like a rebrand happen?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
You know what we could do? We could pay a
company five hundred thousand dollars probably more to do a
little logo read no, this is just for the logo,
plus an extra one point five five million in rebranding
knowledge and putting ads out there. Like okay, sir, how
about we just spend two million dollars in bonuses to
the employee so that they're fucking.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Happy some some exact. Sitting in a boardroom, he's like, well,
we could I have to justify my salary. We could
give out the five hundred million we have, or what
if we kept that money and then we spent a
lot of it on rebranding this company that already is
a very recognizable brand, and they're like, why wouldn't we
just no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, And what

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did you.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Do this year? Oh? I rebranded our company. See it
costs US four million dollars, but it's sleek. Now I'll
take my eight million dollar bonus now, Like, no, you
didn't do shit. All you did was make a change.
It's going to cost more money to change down the line. Yeah,
I hope whoever's idea was got fired. Stop changing things.
We don't need change.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Yeah, it's unnecessary. I didn't even know they had rebranded it.
And that was one of those things. It's like X
and Twitter, like we try and say so they push
our shit out more.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
But like.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
I have to see called Twitter.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Every single time. There was a time for change, and
you know when that was.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
But like two thousand and eight, try it out let
it like obviously, buddy, it's not working out. It was
still calling it Twitter.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
I'm I'm just I'm happy it's going back. Twitter needs
to be next.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Just go back to Twitter.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
It's not going to it's not he's got too big
of an ego. He will never go back to Twitter.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
But no one's gonna call it X because then he's.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Just like you libs are gonna dunk on me online
about being wrong.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Also, sometimes you can just say, like, hey, man, hand
up Daniel Jones. I was wrong about that. I was
right about it by saying we shouldn't take him, but
I was wrong. They're like, go all in on him.
But I didn't know what else what I was supposed
to do.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
You were just being a fan, and you know what,
you are a bigger man than.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
I was wrong about the Daniel Jones is gonna work
out thing. And I did say that for like six years.
I felt like I had to. But I did say that.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
I mean people were every day.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
I shouldn't say, hey, you know what, Yeah, I know
when you were wrong.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
I'm proud of you for admitting that.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
That's how I can grow. That's why Jackson Start's gonna
absolutely work out, because I've grown. Danie Jones didn't wear
a skull cap.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Coach.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Our coach is kind of get chubby again. I kind
of like that because he's happy Daniel Jones. Dale Jones
was making him like unhealthy. He was just not eating.
He's like, I don't know how to deal with this quarterback.
That's true, and now he's like, I'm happy. I'm gonna
order Chinese food. I love this quarterback that I've got.
Now this's gonna be great.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Also, I feel like he always does lose weight over
the course of the year. He usually comes into training campus.
The first time you see Dable every year, you're like, oh,
he's so fat.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Yeah, he is like chebby Dables.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Around he is a circle, especially once he puts on
a big winter coat, Like, that's Mike McCarthy's way fatter
than him. Yeah, but Mike McCarthy also looks like he's
about eight inches taller. Dable just looks like a circle.
And I love it.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Yeah, he's this fun looking guy. Brands, HBO and Rebrands
are back. All right, let's move on to my I'm
very scared for our next part. It's the mind the
pressure cooker mock draft, where we still do not know
what we are going to be drafting. Last week, our

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mock draft of summer pat had fifty three percent of
the vote. I had forty one percent of the vote.
Robert had six percent of the vote. Robert has already
wrapped up mock drafts and he has five Because our
punishment was for last place. There are two people in
last place, and that is me and Pat Robert. What
are we doing? First off? First off, are we doing
a coin toss on where we draft? Or do we

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go in reverse order of last week's.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Finished I was thinking about it. I think you get first.
We just hold hold the way. I want to make.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Sure before we know what the topic is that we
have every other. So it is a snake draft, so
it goes boom boom. You would get to that I
get to then, all right, this is gonna be interesting.
I'm scared we do not know what we are about
to draft and we will not have any prep time.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Robert, all right, I'm pretty sure we haven't done this
one yet. Okay, and I think this one is very
wide open and can have like silly answers that people
are just gonna to be like, oh yeah that I
picked that up.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
So scared all of a sudden, Yeah, he's terrified right now,
I've been.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Robert was even like, what are you what are you
getting a mock draft? Was like, I think you need
to come up with this topic and I don't want
to know what it is until then, which makes it
even more nerve wracking. But like that seems like the
fairest way to do this.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
As he was talking, my anxiety fucking spiked.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Loser has to either raise chickens or grab a cops gun.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
All right, it's very simple mock draft of embarrassing things. Okay,
embarrassing things, things that are embarrassing. Okay, very wide open
mock draft.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Oh I've got a good right now. I only have
one in my head though, and that's kind of a
I only have like.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
A handful of them.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Are you googling embarrassing though?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
I was typing it out, so though I'm putting in
the draft, you're up, skipper. All right, I'm gonna go
with having something stuck in your teeth. When you get
stuck in your teeth.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I'm gonna go for my first pick farting loud in
public and the fart is always embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
My second pick, I will go this is good. God man,
no prep time and off the dome is difficult. Oh jesus,
let's see, this is fucking I was the one who

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talked about putting a shot clock on this, and now
I'm no good thing.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
We didn't do that. Yeah, you give me Alex more time,
still struggling.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
This isn't good that I can't think of a second
one of things that. Okay, what's embarrassing? What do I
get embarrassed for? Um? This is not good. Oh, bad breath,
bad breath, boom, that's my second pick. Bad breath, embarrassing.

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I think all are going to be smells.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
When Facebook memories pop up? Oh, memories that pop up?
Oh yeah, so seeing your old Facebook.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Posts, especially for you, you went through a lot of
You've gone through a lot of let's just call it
some time. I was gonna say style changes. Yeah, it
was long hair, high school Alex. There was early days,
short hair, very radio looking Alex. It was getting choked
out by Tito, Alex.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
I'm trying to think of another good one. Embarrassing is
thinking about what you did the night before when you
were drunk. Oh anxiety, Yeah, thinking about the thinking about
what you did when you were drunk. Remember, I'm trying

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to anxiety slash Yeah, remembering or trying to remember which?

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Go back to two for me here now Ooh, drunk text.
Drunk text very embarrassing when you remember. Yeah, drunk text
is good. Drunk text. And my final one, pressure cooker
I've got one that I'm thinking about, but like, I'm

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trying to think if I can get a little bit better.
And also it's it's not so like it's pretty universal
but not super universal. So I think I might try
and save that one for an honorable mention if I
can think of something else quickly. My last one, whatever,

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I'll go with it. Pooping your pants in public, damn it.
I was like, if I don't take this, Alex.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Probably is I was thinking about that from.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
What I've heard. Pretty embarrassing, isn't It's very embarrassed. Well
I cover it up, but yeah, alright, one more for
you here.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
When uh, crap for forgetting someone's name, but like when
you have to introduce somebody to someone.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
And you do, not knowing a name that you should know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Not knowing a name you should definitely know. Yeah, that's
forgetting someone's name. Yeah, not knowing a name that you
should know, yeah, not remembering someone's name you should yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Or just not writing it on there. My cleanest way
might be not remembering somebody's name. But well, we can
figure out how to type that later. But yeah, that's
a that's good. That was a good pressure cooker. Pooping
your pants, yeah, which, like I said, it's not it's
not super universal, but like I feel like everybody's at

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least sharded. I mean, like there's something in my underwear.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Right, that was a good number four pick. Yeah, it
was a very good value pick, I thought. But I
already had the teeth one, so it's like I can't
just be like, I don't know. I felt like they
were similar, all right, recapping our mock draft of embarrassing
things I had, Getting food stuck in your teeth, seeing
old Facebook posts, anxiety slash, thinking about what you did
when you were really drunk and not remembering someone's name

(01:01:20):
that you should. Pat had, farting out loud in public,
bad breath, drunk text, and pooping your pants.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Farting. Farting's always funny, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
I really thought that Pat, you could have done like
a theme of like fart themes, like farting stuff in public,
a brain fart, pooping yourself, and it's like some other
guest things.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Do you see, I don't get embarrassed. I have so
many brain farts so often, I don't get embarrassed by
it anymore. Like I can't tell you how many times
I tell customers. Sorry, I'm an idiot today. Like two
days ago, I told like, I told someone was gonna
be right back with your steak knives. And I turned
around and somebody said something to me, and like three
minutes later, they sent their like four year old daughter

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over to me, like can we get some stake? I
was like, oh, I'm so sorry. I was like, sorry,
I'm so dumb today, and they're like, dude, it's good.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Oops.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Do you have any honorable mentions that we might have missed?

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
Besides that it's so wide open, I'm like, uh, tripping
in public.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Oh, tripping going up the stairs would have been because
that that is the the high school, Like that's the
most embarrassing thing you can do in high school, going
up Because then also, like especially the way ours was situated.
I don't know about where you went, but like where
you were going up the stairs, there's one hundred people
right there at all times, so when somebody tripped, everyone

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would go yeah, clapform. Tripping in public is a good.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
One, Like it's specific, but like dropping something like if
you were like a waiter or whatever, when they drop
all that stuff and everybody claps fox, hut the fuck up.
I didn't me too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Oh going into a kiss and they swear to you
that would be.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
A boo getting deny ah fuck yeah, telling someone you
like him, and then that reciprocating going for.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
The high five and they turn away right then and
don't see you. So we're just like, put that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
All these are better the ones that I picked. Waving
at someone you think is waving at you, but they're
not waving at you at all. Get it, I don't
really know that what's up you're waving it? Yeah, I
don't even know you're Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Another good one would have been getting caught picking your nose,
or just getting caught staring at someone in public, like
you're just you're not even thinking about your spaced out,
but you're looking right at them, and all of a
sudden you realize they've turned and are looking back at you,
and you're like, oh, oh, whoa, what's that the sky?
Is that bird?

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Getting caught jerking off?

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Oh yeah, that's a big one.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
How do we not take that? See that's hooker. It's
the when we post this people, how did you not
have that one? Because we didn't have time, we din'd
have time to come up with a list Usually we
have a list and we're like, all right, that one
got taken, that one got taken. They we have I
always try and co with at least twelve, because then
you're like, I'm gonna get one of them. I'm gonna
get at least four of these, you know they nobody

(01:04:02):
can pick more than that. And then we didn't have that.
But I thought that was the fairest wage of.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
I'll never forget my mom saying, or just hearing the
words from my mom's voice behind me. I thought you
didn't do that when I was jerking off at the
family computer in high school at like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Two o'clock in the morning, Mom, What did you think
I was doing it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Like, Mom, you could have just walked away and we
didn't have to have this interaction. She was probably slightly drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
It was like also embarrassing, But I find with him
that's where at the when you don't have enough money
in an account and you have a card decline, oh yeah,
And then when you're confident enough to be like, no,
try it again. It might have been a bad swipe
and like nope, nope, that was the third time. Still
didn't go through. That's bad.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Another random one that I was thinking about, like a
topic colors.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Color.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
That's what I was kind of thinking he was gonna do.
Like I thought, there was a legitimate chance you were
going to come and go numbers, go like a fucking number.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
I did have bugs. The four is written down as well, like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Pick a letter, just like something that's the most ridiculous.
That is no real, even real way to rank it.
It's just when people look at it, they go, I
I fund like those four letters more than those all right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
I'll put the graphic up at three o'clock on Thursday
the fifteenth, and it'll go until five o'clock on Friday
the sixteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
I'm scared of how confident I feel in.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
That I am just.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Farting and public.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Failed under the pressure I feel. I thought, I I'm
hoping that getting food stuck in your teeth is a
big enough one, because there's nothing worst than when you
have food and stuck in your teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
I didn't want to say it right then, but that's
not I'd be like, oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Thanks, you been talking for a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Yes, Spinda chun your teeth? Oh shit, how do I
not feel that? All right? I hate it? That's more
embarrassing for me is the fact that I'm the guy
that if somebody points out I have food on my teeth,
I'm then going to eat the food. Yeah, could have
been in there for an hour. I don't know. That's
fucking gross. Gonna do it anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
All right, Well there's our mock draft pressure cookie right there.
Somebody's gonna have to do a punishment.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
All right, moving on, moving on, Let's get to you know,
this is fitting not cool. Let's get to the not
cool segment and tell you what it's not cool sometimes,
you know, like are not cools can be really shitty
things that happen, like if you have to grab a
cops gun because you lost a mock draft season. Not
cool could also be if you have a hangnail. It's

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as simple as that. So what we want you to
do is hit us up on x at pass Gray
Pig's dash tag PTG not cool and give us some
of your not cools that happened throughout the week. We're
gonna pick and choose some of you guys and gals
not cools and share them with the group, and then
we are going to give you hours. It's a good
little venting session, and we may not use everybody's, but

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Josh Tree actually had a good one that I will
use next week because he had an answers question is
didn't want to double down in any of that. But
if we haven't gotten to years this week, that doesn't
mean we're not gonna get to it. You can keep
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Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Cool man, I am not feeling great right now.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
I try to keep it as fair as possible. I
know that that wasn't anything on you. That was just like,
I'm gonna be honest, not having any prep.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
I don't I don't feel like it would be as
good for the show next year. Do we do all
of them that way? It's just me versus you and
Robert because it's a topic and we have to last second. Like,
like I said, it might not be good because without playing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Cooker, you can only have one cooker every so often.
If there are pressure cookers, just not as special. And
then we're gonna get good at coming off of coming
up with stuff on the top of it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Oh, that would be good. But also I think it
might be good for interaction with people like how did
you miss X? And like because we're idiots and it
was under.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
We still get that. We still get that too.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
We still do do that. We have time. That's true.
Maybe next year, it's just every once in a while
we have one that doesn't count. Robert just shows. I
would say, hey, guys, I have a mock draft for
you this week.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
I don't want that ever again.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
I do. It's exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
My stomach hurts right now.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
I felt good going in, like I said it. The
second he started talking, before you announced what it was,
my fucking anxiety spiked.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
So goddam had pressure cooker.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Good thing I pooped before the podcast, or else we'd
have to stop and I'd have to poop right now.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Yeah, pressure cooker man, all right? Our first mock draft? Nope, nope,
our first not cool? Excuse me? We already put the
intro right, I'm sorry I blocked out. Yeah we did.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
I don't know. Alright, He's like, fuck, I got a
secon kid on the way. I keep you grab gun. Yeah,
but I don't have time, Chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Can my kids? I'm gonna be in jail. I'll watch
my kids grow up. And I just come from visitation.
Fuck all right? Our first not cool is serious? When
it's Ashley Wilkins at Buster Healer Mixed and she says,
losing our dog Aida is her not cool? And she
says it was so unexpected, actually was. I was doing
a work gig and Ashley and her husband surgery over
there and got the news and just my heart just

(01:10:01):
I'm so sorry, guys. I love you guys. Haighta just
was so lucky to have you all her life. I
did not know her personally. I know her from the pictures, silly,
not cool as you'd post about, and just she may
have you know, sometimes she pooped the house and sometimes
she threw up in the house. But she was still
good girl, still a very good girl. And I'm really sorry.

(01:10:25):
I know that listen to a pet is one of
the hardest things to go through, but especially when it's unexpected,
especially when it's at least.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
When they're older, you kind of know you can mentally
get yourself ready to just one day not have your
buddy there. Sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
That's how that's my boxer kind of went that way.
They were like, yeah, she's probably got about a week
and just like the realization of that was that was
a week. Still not just super like immediate or anything
like that. But I feel for you, guys. We love you, guys.
Gravy Gays got your back, and uh, don't don't feel
bad about reaching out if you need any help out there.

(01:10:58):
I know y'all got each other, I know y'all got yo,
got the kid and everything like that. But we love
you guys, and I'm so sorry that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
At least she doesn't have to suffer at.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
All, she doesn't have to suffer.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Yeah, yeah, teas and peace. We love you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
There's no like easy transition from that. Our next not
cool is Mikey paul At. It's just Mikey p on
X and he says he's not cool as everyone in
my house has step throat, and I'm just praying that
I'm not next. That is a terrifying move. Robert has famously,
I feel like, talked about that before. We're like him
and Sam sleeping other sides of the house. You're like, Sam, sick.
I don't want to get sick. We're doing this thing.

(01:11:34):
There was when you went on that that vacation, right
you went on the cruise. Yeah, yeah, and you were like,
ah no, you in the other room me and here
I'm doing that. I'm kind of that way too. My
wife isn't as much that way, which makes you feel
like an asshole. I'm like, I love you so much
and I would love to bring all these things to you,
but I'm going to sleep right here, not in the
bed with you until we get over this. Just like

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like not being sick, but knowing everyone else is sick
and you're very likely going to get whatever it is
because in the house, well that is almost worse than
like when you actually are sick, because I listen, it
adds the anxiety to it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
I wasn't sure exactly how it gets transmit transmitted, and
I looked up. It's exactly what I thought. Airborne respiratory
Respiratory droplets produced when an infected person coughs or sneezes
can also just be like utensils, share food, drinks, shit like.
It's like so basically, just living in close proximity of
people will give you strap if they have strap, and
everybody in your house, dude, you gotta you gotta get

(01:12:29):
a tent and go sleep in the backyard.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Yeah, buy a lot of orange juice. That always might
go to buy orange.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Juice, orange juice and whiskey, have it ready, because if
you get if you get strap before you stock up
on booze and everybody in your house has strap and
nobody can get you booze, You're gonna make sure you
want to have some whiskey in the house that'll get
you through it. Maybe actually maybe a little honey, whiskey
coat the throat or you know what, hot toddie. Also,

(01:12:56):
this is an excuse to just start drinking hot Toddies
the second every day. Yeah, so look on the bright
side on that one.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
But dude, you're probably gonna get sick. Scary spot to
be and Buddy Teas and Peter's brother who wants to
go first?

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
I'll go first. I I was an hour and a
half late to work yesterday. I uh so I had
to work Saturday, so I took Friday off, turned off
all my alarms forgot to turn him back on.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Yeah I had. Yeah, that's that's what you got to see.
I have the backup alarm situation going.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
I have them too, but I turned them off because
I didn't have to work and I didn't want to
be woken up at eight o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
I'm fast enough to where, like I know that my
first backup alarm, it'll go off and I usually hit
stop on that, but it'll go off like two or
three other times whatever go fast and then like eventually
it just stops because after you hit it three times,
it doesn't go off again.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Oh, mine will keep going, thank god, because I I've
been known to hit snooze for an hour straight before.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
But also like before I leave work, I have a
thing that I have a time or a reminder that's
always like set alarms for tomorrow, and so I'll be like,
all right, like every pass the grey post, I have
to set I have to schedule the alarms and then
I set my.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Well, how does Emma just sleep through your fucking three
am alarms?

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Fifteen years?

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
You know what you should do? Get those you know
the you always did to add side sleepers love this.
It's just headphones. That's like it's a headband that's around
your eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Well, yeah, I had what if.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
You did that? And like one day she was like
I didn't even hear your alarm go off? Well, funny enough, honey.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Three thirty three, forty through forty five, fifty fifty five,
fifty six, fifty seven for four or five eight, four ten, four, fifteen, four,
eighteen four, twenty four, twenty five, four, twenty seven, four
thirty four, thirty five, four thirty seven, four forty four,
forty five, four fifty forty seven, four fifty fifty five,
fifty eight five five oh five and five ten and
then five fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
So like, even if you miss all of them except
for the last one, you can still get to work until.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
Also, I like my big process in the morning is
like I'm up because it's annoying as fuck when it
keeps going off, And so then I had to like
turn off every single one individ and people like what
you just said it like, how do you not just
because I don't want to be late for work, I
cannot be late for I cannot do that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
I do this probably once a year, like once a year,
I'll have a fuck forgot to turn alarms on moment.
And normally it wouldn't be that bad. I would have
been like normally thirty minutes late to work because my
sister will be going to work and she'll see my
car and go, hey, what's that the fuck up? Yeah,
today or that day, it was just a part. She

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was the late. She's closing lunch, so she'll be the
last one there, so she goes in late. Her boyfriend
saw my car was there, but kept telling his son
to be quiet and not wake me up because he
thought I didn't work that day. So my sister was
like in the kitchen making breakfast, just had no idea
I was still, which it actually ended up working out
well for me because all night I didn't fall asleep

(01:15:49):
until five o'clock the night before, and I went to
bed at like twoish like I normally do, and I
just sat there and every so often just check watching
the clock just tick ticked, and I'm sitting there watching,
going I'm gonna have fucking two and a half hours
of sleep going into work. This is gonna suck. I
got five, so I felt well, ross rested when I
woke up, and that was pretty good. But I had

(01:16:11):
missed calls from the kitchen staff from my boss. Eventually
he caught. That's what happened is he texted My Sister's
like do you know where your brother is? And so
she's like, hey, dude, you're late. At fuck. I hopped
out of bed, didn't have time. I grabbed my toothbrush
and brought it with me to work. I was like,
I don't even have time to brust my fucking teeth
right now. Flying around that it was.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Just such a shitty feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
I show up, everyone's laughing at me, especially because we
just like very recently got on everybody because servers have
been like consistently showing up all the time for two weeks.
I rode up like five people last week. It was like,
not gonna r I believe. One of them was like
right up, and I was like, no, we're gonna give

(01:16:55):
this one a verbal warning.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Yeah once every once in a while, thing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
But yeah, just waking up. I woke up an hour
after I was already supposed to be at work. It's
not a good feeling.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
That's a very bad feeling, very bad. All right, what
you got.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
I tweaked something at my calf on Monday because I
was like.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
It's such a random muscle.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
Calves are the worst, though, when you have a sore calf.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
I a cramp, I would understand. I've never heard of
tweaking your calf.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
I've been doing you dude, you can tweak your calf
so easy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
I don't work out.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
I was. I was doing some hit work guys the
other day. It was like I hadn't used those like
all the high up on my calf that often, and
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Like, what the fuck, how'd you do it?

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
I was just moving really clear because I need I
needed we needed to go somewhere and I had to
get my work done. So I was just like, I'm
my computer and I was about to get up, so
I just like moved funny. So it's the process of
me standing up where I felt something. I'm like, ah,
but I'm like, it doesn't hurt too bad. It feels
a little tingly, but like, I'll be fine. It got
worse throughout the day, like to the point where I

(01:17:59):
was limping. I found out I couldn't go downstairs. Going
upstairs was fine, but I couldn't go downstairs. Just like
putting that pressure.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
You got to turn sideways. Yeah, going sideways when one
of your legs or knees or something hurts, that helps.
I don't know why, but it does. You're not using
that part, I guess, So dude, it's just like it's
just easier on whatever. No, it depends on which leg
it is, which way you turn. Yeah, but when I
have a bumny sometimes I'm like, oh, sideway stairs today.

Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
There's still a little pain today, but it's not nearly
as bad as it was Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Hey, at least you're not Jason Tatum. He moved quickly
and towards achilles, so his calves.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
A tight calve can cause a string on your achilles, which,
by the way, achilles have been like you know, I
do feel that on my other side because I'm compensating.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Oh yeah, and I do feel like my achilles is
a little.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Remember last week I said I thought I was gonna
tear mine.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
That's one of my biggest like fears, is like like
a broken knee cap or having anything with your kneecap
and achilles is probably like right under it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
This is my biggest fear.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
My appendix rapturing is also very scary.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Thought because like I feel like I can like you
can't just.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Hang out and sleep through it. You're like, we have
got to go to the emergency group.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Because there's some muscle tears that you could just tough
it out and not go to the hospital for You're
just like, well, this is gonna hurt for a while,
but like it's not gonna be a serious detriment. It'll
heal over time. Nothing like your achilles.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Ruptures, your foot ain't moving right, you need surgery.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Yeah, your your your muscles literally bald up in the
back of your calf. At that point it has to
be surgically attached. That it's it's my biggest fear.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
That's very scary. Yeah, that's why don't play pickup basket.
I'm bad at best.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
I just have to assume if I tore my achilles,
no insurance all that did it cost me fifteen thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
Dollars, Just go to Mexico.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
I won't be able to make it to Mexico. Fuck it,
it's an emergency, true, It'll just be one of those
things for straight up. I'm gonna be in there, like guys,
I'm never gonna pay you.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
No, you don't tell them that you just in your mind,
You're like, you're never gonna see it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
No, it's a physician's code. They have to treat me
if I need it. But I'm big. Guys, that just
not that I don't want you. I would love to
give you the money.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Fill out a bunch of fake stuff. Just lie on
all your forms.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
I'll start a gofund me and it'll straight up be
like guys, honesty, just don't have it. Anybody want to
help it. Nothing wrong with me. I'm able bodied, but
can not cool?

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Did you have Sam give you a calf massage?

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Yeah? Use the little using massage gun on babe.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
There you go, Babe, I need this.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
I have. I have the little like spike ball. You
just put that bad boy hurts like a motherfucker. You
just roll it on your calf. Doesn't feel great, but
it feels better after mine. My not coolest Dallas just
you're not Dallas in general. They rigged the NBA draft

(01:20:51):
lottery so they could get Cooper Flag, which is interesting.
They only want a white guy. Kind of racist. Yes, me,
it's show.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
It's so rigged big the.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
WNBA to get Paige Beckers. That's bullshit too, because the
Wings won that. By the way, I uh, I have
a fantasy draft on tomorrow night, so while I'm at
my liquor store gig, I will be doing if.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
As you one hundred dollars, Kaitlin Clark goes first overall.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
I hope not. I got the sixth pick.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Remember Elena Della do sixth pick?

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
She retired. I believe fuck so we're gonna say I
might get Asia Wilson. I don't know. I don't know,
but I'm definitely not taking page backers. I don't draft
Dallas players. That's not it works. But I'm trying to
go for my three pete the nineteenth Amendments, trying to
go three in a row and never been done in
this league, which is two years old, going on his
third year.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
You're like the Comets. You know you sed to win
four in a row and then never do it again.
We fold.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
Now you know what I say about about my WNB
fantas team. If you can't water it, don't don't bother
waste of my time, That's what I say. And a
lot of people forget to check their lineups, like myself.
I just remember sometimes to check it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
I mean, this is just another reason I don't like
the NBA. It's so odden, Like every time a major
city really needs something in the NBA draft, Oh, it
just so happens the NIXT when the lottery, Patrick Ewing's
going there. Oh no, generational. The Calves get number one overall.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
If you trade a team to LA, like New Orleans
traded Chris Paul to LA and got the first overall
pick so they could get Anthony. The league avoided that
to the Clippers, so they got You.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Can't say l A, I mean Clippers.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Come on, guess who New Orleans got Anthony Davis with
the number one overall pick. Oh shit, you can't trade
so and so you can't you can't trade so and
so over there. Oh, well, hey, guess what they got
Zion Williamson. They got Zion Williamson with another one when
they traded somebody to La.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Oh, the Lakers superstar is about to retire and we
need a new face of the league to be in
a major one.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
Give us.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Yeah, just put Luca there and don't worry. We'll give
you the next guy right here.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
You're gonna have Cooper Flag.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Everyone's like, oh, that should have been Miami's. If they
didn't win the play and to get in there, they
then they would not have gotten Then the Wizards probably
would have got the number one on the fact that
Dallas had a shot. It was fixed.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
The NBA is bullshit and san Antonio got to so bullshit.
That's also bullshit. And then were they really bad this year? Yeah,
but still bullshit close to than I'm on pick two years.
You know that's not fair.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Oh, Pop's gone, okay, you can have number two.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Why do they like the lottery? They're like, it's not
really Then show us the fucking lottery balls, man, show
us you fucking draw like the NBA lottery, Like, well,
the balls came out this way. Then show us the
fucking balls. Man, show us the thing like and the
first pick is so and like that hard to do,
not hard at all to do. You have the balls
with the logo on it, Just fucking do that, idiots.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
They should be required to show us what the drawings were,
because because the gambling that goes into it, they should
be required by law to show every ball going into
that machine. Then show like this is all wow. They
can show it come out, they can in post. But
I don't believe any of that. How do I know
that you didn't just fix it the way you want?
It should be a live stream with like the press

(01:24:11):
in the fucking room. So this is absolutely fucking boding.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
Dallas is not cool for that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Then.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Also, I'm scared that the Stars are gonna win the
Stanley Cup. Yeah, they can't have that. There's so fun.
I don't want Canada to win, but it's kind of
like I'm gonna have to probably pick between Dallas or Canada.
I'm not gonna ever pick Dallas. I don't want to
pick Canada. I'm a big Canes and or Caps fan.

(01:24:38):
That's really what we're rooting for, Vegas Knights. Whereas the
Canadians call them Vegas the Vegas Knights. If they can
get it done, let's go. Let's go then. But I
don't know. This is a very scary part of hockey
season when teams you don't like are kind of creeping
towards the end. You're, oh, no, we can't have you
guys win.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
But the thing with hockey is you don't have to
worry about it until they're one went away from winning
it all, because hockey is.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
Just a Florida could do it too. What if Florida
wins again, run it back.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
I'd be fine with that. Not Dallas and not.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Anybody but Canada, anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
But if it's Canada, if it's Edmonton, I'm okay. I
get that, But like I'm okay with it if it's Edmonton.
I love Comic Days.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
But we have a pope now in America. We can't
give Canada this Danley cup back.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
I mean, if there's a god, that's our pope, guy
like like like Pope Leo, fucking talk to him.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
Man, Like Dallas A ed might have to put a
bet on Chicago next year, Dallas A dude.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
The Blackhawks winning winning at all.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Never do that. They got the Pope would never do that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Well, you know, nobody ever said he was a hockey fan,
so I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
Yeah, probably hates him.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
I will say I did find out something new since
we're talking about drafts, I found out something about the
MLB draft that I was not aware of before. Uh,
this is a very bad year for the Rockies to
be flirting with the worst record in the history of
Major League Baseball because apparently Baseball has a rule that

(01:26:06):
you can't draft in the top five three years in
a row if you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
Haven't they get the Astros did that exact thing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
It wasn't three years in a row or I think
you can do three years in a row fourth year though, right, Yeah,
that's what it was. It's three in a row. But
you can do three, you can't do four. So this
would have been their fourth. So now the earliest they
can draft, no matter what, is tenth. Even if they
only have twenty five wins this year, they don't get
the first overall pick.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
That seems bad.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Yeah, it sucks that. I like that rule though, It's
like it's it's to prevent tanking, because like you know,
they still have just whatever. Wherever you finish in baseball,
it's where it is. There's no draft lottery. But it's like, dude,
you can't just try and do this every fucking year
over and over.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
No, I dolso feel like baseball is a pretty good
Like I know you can't tank, but it's like, I
don't know, man, we play one hundred and sixty two games.
You kind of know who's bad. You don't even have
a lottery system. That's true, like in the NFL if
they cannot have a lottery system, which I think lottery
systems are kind of bullshit. I get tank because because
the still tank though.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
Yeah, but then it doesn't guarantee because that's the thing.
You're gonna tank. In the NBA, you're either really good
or you're fucking not, so just do it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
The Rockets just don't get draft really good players no
matter what. Remember those fucking idiots in San Antonio when
they when they took Wimby instead of Im and Thompson
fucking fucking losers.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Hey, where where was Wimby in.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
The playoffs this year?

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Huh? I love listen. All you do is draft, well,
people forget Jo was a second round pick. All you
go do is go out and find a Jokic, which
is fun to say, go out there and find the
best player in.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
The fucking world. Yeah, just do that. Just about draft well, dude, yeah, man,
just be better that the Rockets do. But yeah, Dallas,
fuck you, fuck you, just a wholehrd fucking a bag
of dicks. Yeah, eat it. And I hope Paige Beckers
has a terrible season on the wings. I will not
be picking her on my nineteenth amendments fantasy team. Somebody

(01:28:00):
messaged me and was like, Hey, how do I join
your your w NBA fantasy And I said, I don't
know because I'm not the commissioner and they don't ever change.
So I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
Yeah, that's a that's actually a future not cool for me.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
I think it's mad our buddy who started the league.
I've won this one, so I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
Well, our friend who's always started the league deleted it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
Why because he get mad?

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Well, no, he got mad last years. I'm not playing
with you guys anymore. You're so fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
So you lose all the league history.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
So the other day we were talking and somebody was
just giving him about something. He goes, oh, yeah, by
the way, Uh, the league's deleted, So good luck for
you guys creating next year's Like, I mean, you could
have screenshoted the fucking rules and send it over to me.
But appreciate you not you can just started like yeah,
I know, I'll just start another one and I'll figure
it out.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
It goes back to like two thousand and five. You
can see from like my freshman year. That's the thing sucks.
We lose all the status, like how many times have
you won? It's like Wox has won this league once.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
We lose all the stats except it's it's engraved on
the trophy.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
But that lives. You should have made banners. That's what
you gotta make. Bannage banished fly forever.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
An they're not cool season under what four months ago? Yeah,
still haven't been given my trophy? Tyler, Oh, Tyler, that's
a bad luck. It's a bad luck. Tyler Stillrobert instance,
It's not just that I haven't gotten my trophy. He
still hasn't put my name on it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
Four months la vote for me in a mock draft
Tyler to get back at pat though for yelling at.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
You or you know what, as pennance for not giving
my trophy. You could vote for me.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
Nope, you can't do both.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
That's one hundred percent true. He cannot do both.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
Can't do both either vote for me or give miss
trophy voter dime, motherfucker, that's what did he said?

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
Fuck? I forgot that was diddy. Fuck fuck fuck sorry sorry, Hey,
will you cut that part out? Robert voter? Don't mother that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
Was our thing? Look or don't? I don't know. Oh,
by the way, I learned three weeks late that I
can't remember who we were shitting on. He lost the
school board thing. Yeah, you let's see what happens the
power passed the gravy. I'm gonna take one hundred percent
credit for that election, even though I did not vote
in it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
I voted, but I could have voted, but I didn't.
I've literally let that name swung the public. Yeah, I'm
a politicans. I'm a real politician.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
I'm not some.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
School board bitch. You're you're a lobbyist.

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
I'm a former mayoral candidate, which is a real, real
part of and.

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
Now you're a lobbyist and I'm oh, fuck, yeah, what
do you love before? I don't lob before anything. I
lobby lobby out of spite yeah, your spite lobbyist.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
Yeah, I love that for me.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
That's a job I could do. I love that for me.
But what do you do? I subvert people's campaigns.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
There's people that I don't like, and I make sure
that stuff happens where they can't win. Hey, someone, don't
fucking text me. That's all I that's all I need.
Don't bother me. Shout James Cross for winning that. I
only know that the guy that won. I don't remember
who you went against, but chriss apple sauce, criss cross
those apple sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
That should be right. I mean he was running for
school board. That just makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
I would have crushed probably did. That's probably what he
was running for and that's why he won. Well, also
because the.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Other guy what he's up for re election wolf because
the other guy, uh what they call will stump for him.

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
Also not cool to kind of turned into a cool
as A certain spring football team that I did not
speak of and will not speak of right now because
they're not paying me on this podcast has now paid
me money to speak for them. Interesting. Proud of you, buddy. Interesting.
They've won three games since since removing me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
You should make a video where right now, just when
I thought I was out, now.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
You guys pay me to talk about uh huh interesting? Interesting.
All right, let's move on to the answer segment where
we give you guys the floor for the pre come set.
We get to ask whatever questions we want. We get
to pitch any ideas we want. If you want to
ask this relationship advice, parenting advice, medical advice, We're gonna
be exerts on all those. Give us things the power rank.
We will power rank the fuck out of everything better

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power rank the fuck out of them. Use the hashtag
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pod use the hashtag ptg answers. That's how we will
first search for them. That is the primary way we
search for them. That's your best chance at getting on
the pod. And then also if you would like to
email them to us, because you don't have an X account, just.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
Get an ex account. It's easy.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
Just use it as a as a one off and
you can vote in the mock draft as well. But
hit us up on our emails past grey pod at
gmail dot com. Put answers in the subject, and that's
how we will search for those questions. This is the
answer segment. Do you just answer the question?

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
Find just answer the question on you big answer answer
it don't.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
Thanks the subject, just answer DOTK question.

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
Kept talk. Let's just answer answer answers, answers.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Answer any questions.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
All right. Our first first question comes in from Neil H.
And Neil H says they say that doing things like
breaking a mirror, walking under a ladder, and black cats
crossing your path or bad luck.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
But what causes the worst bad luck women? I don't
know being a Dallas sportsman. You won the Dallas Oh yeah,
you won the draft? You want Hey, you won the
off season.

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
Good job the Giants on the off season. Actually, if
we're talking.

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
Football, well we were just talking about that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
We were talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
What causes the most bad luck? Not being born in America.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
I would say that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Because being born in America is basically winning the lottery.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Winning the lottery. That's a good one. I think, like
are the ones that were listed, like.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
Knocking on wood?

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
Not knocking on wood?

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
What I don't think you're talking about enough, though, is
not forwarding chain emails or like reposting a thing with
It's like if you don't repost this bad luck stepping
on a crack bring that's bad for your mom's bag.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
You gotta you gotta step over. Here's what Robert can
get behind Pitcher stepping on the foul line.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
That's bad luck.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
Oh yeah, did you not know that, Robert?

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Yeah. No, no, very bad souper. That's why I like,
you'll see pictures as they get they'll take a big
step over. You don't. You don't want to step on
the foul line. It's bad luck. You just don't want
to bring that on you while you're on the mound,
all right, facing Terrek scooball that that'll bring you too,
bad bad luck.

Speaker 3 (01:34:42):
This is a thing that happens to some people.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
Being a Yankees fan, no since two thousand and nine.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
That's a super specific window. Well you're putting it in
Lance mccallars being a Red Sox fan in four Landsman
Colors trying to come back bad luck.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
See, let's try and give a real answer. What shut up?
That was mean?

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
You were being mean?

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
First? I bet you fucking send him one of those threats.
They did not by the way, Come on, guys, don't
do that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
Don't do that. Also, I was were or was it
just he was trying to twitter, he was trying to deflect.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Yeah, that was bad start. Bad starts fucking happen, happens.
He got shredded. It happens to every fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
Just like his arm does. Like, hey, since he won
a world he's a dog lover. I'm not saying he's
not a good guy. Maybe just don't pitch in the
MLB anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
What brings the worst luck? Oh, touching one of the
US Navy's boats. Don't obliterate you. No foreign country, Yeah,
don't touch our boats. America doesn't play about their boats.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
What if I think not forwarding a chain email or
like one of those posts it's like this picture or
bad months, Like that's bad luck. I'm talking about those enough.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
See I want to know I've had pretty good luck.
I've kept my lucky coin on me, because that's what
it is. Not having a lucky item that brings that
will bring you bad luck.

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
You gotta have it. No, no, worst what brings you
the worst luck is building stuff on Indian burial grounds. Yeah, yeah,
like when that doesn't ever work out positively, Like, no
one's like, yeah, it's an Indian burial ground, nothing bad's
ever happened.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
Trying to plan a crime and then the mystery machine
shows up, it's bad luck.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
That's a bad luck move. You think, like some criminal
like just pulled off, Like he's like, I fucking did it.
They're never going to find out.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
Ah fuck, it's fucking stoner and his great name. I
think Indian barrel Ground is probably number one for bad luck. Yeah,
like do you just you never hear anything positive?

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
Come at it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
We fucked them over for their entire existence since we
showed up on this continent. Yeah, desecrating their burials, that'll
that's the thing to do that. We're allowed to do
everything else.

Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
To them, Just don't fuck with their burials or name
your football team after him derogatory terms for them.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Have a good run for a while. Oh that might
be the answer. Well, really having a dickhead billionaire as
your team owner, that will bring you there.

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
Think about it kind of Do you think FedEx Field
was like an Indian bass.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
Cursed?

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
Yeah, so yeah, that goes into our our point.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
But that was a gun that was James Delin, but
Indian burial ground.

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
Yeah, that's very bad luck, Robert, you agree with that, Yeah, definitely,
okay number one. Yeah, and don't forget those for those
Chaine emails A right, do that too, Abby Givens writes
in She Is at Abby Given seventy and Abby says,
what is a better invention? Locks or keys?

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
It depends on what's important to you. If home depends,
defense is important to you. Locks. If you're a lazy
motherfucker that hates the slightest inconvenience of something that takes longer,
the key is the best inventure of all time, because
like you still need to lock up your house where
you're like, I don't have three minutes to pick this
lock or wait for somebody to open it from the inside.

(01:38:09):
I'm inside, Like the other day when I had to
pooper really bad and then I got home, but I
didn't have a key. That's a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
But I think a lock is a more important invention, definitely.
I was just trying to play is a better invention
because like, you can pick a lock, for sure, but
but when you pick a lock, you kind of get
rid of the need of a key. And if like
you don't need a key, then what does a key
do it just kind of hangs out there like a
key has one purpose. A lock is like home defense.

(01:38:36):
I can protect it. Yeah, you can break it. You
can also break keys. But if a key doesn't need
to unlock anything, it's just kind of sitting there.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
As someone who works in a restaurant, I can tell
you when somebody does not lock the men's bathroom door
and they're taking a poop and you open that door
and you walk in, it's not a good day for anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
Also not for locks. How many more times would you
have been caught by your mom jerking off all the time?
So many times as a child. Yeah, so yeah, the
lock is locking much more.

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
Lock is a more important invention.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
They don't say zip it, key it, put it in
your pocket, pop lock and drop it. There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
They didn't say pop key and drop it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
No they do not.

Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
No one said that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
Yeah, lock it up.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
They don't have a key smith. You're a locksmith. You
can make keys.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
It's not a key room, it's a locker room. That's
where the boys are.

Speaker 3 (01:39:29):
Yep. It's not keyroom talk. It's locker room talk where
guys can be men. I feel like that was the
answer on that one. All right? Ummm, this is from
ALEXO at alex mc thunder one and he says power
rank these dips. He gives us salsa, guacamole, queso, spinach dip,

(01:39:52):
and buffalo chicken dip.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
Roberts yep. I was gonna say, we are on the
same page here. I have to hear what he has
to say.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
You probably add I would imagine you have had salsa,
queso and guacamole. Have you ever had buffalo chicken dip?

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
I have not.

Speaker 3 (01:40:10):
Fucking nailed that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
I know you.

Speaker 4 (01:40:14):
I'm gonna go number one caeso, all right. In the
case of my number one, number two, I'm gonna go, see,
I don't know what it is. I'm gonna go buffalo
chicken dip, okay, because I think it's like buffalo sauce.

Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
Don't know if it is or not.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
It's like creamy buffalo sauce. It's like buffalo sauce, cream
cheese and chicken bits.

Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
Of chicken in it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
Okay, So doing pretty well.

Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
So it's not that number two. I'm gonna go with salsa,
number three wacamole and number five spinach dip.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
All right, I like that list.

Speaker 3 (01:40:56):
I'm gonna hate that. I don't hate that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
I'll go to Queso's one Casos king Fair. Uh two,
this is where I'm gonna go. Salsa too. I'm a
big salsa guy. Green salsa fucking gives me a boner.
I love it. Three. Buffalo chickenlow Chicken dip is going three.

(01:41:21):
It is on a whole other level. Gualk four, Spinach
tip five. I almost went Spinach tip four. I love spina.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
Spina tip is good.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
You hear the name of it and you're like, fucking spinach.
It shouldn't be good. Spinach tip is out standing. Salt
grass spinach an artichoke tip.

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
I believe that we don't give any for you.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
Sorry, pepper Field.

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
That's what we'll call it. It's a pseudonym. It's a
Robert Feelin. I'm not guys, I'm not hitting on guawk.
I love guak. The avocado is the most overrated fruit
on the planet. Disagree, but it's it's really good. Don't
get me wrong. It's once you make it into guak,
it's great. You add the lime, the on in like

(01:42:06):
avocado spread. All that avocado by itself so fucking overrated.
It's good, it's good for you. It's not the level
that people say it is good.

Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
Alvacada spread rocks.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
What about you? What's your list?

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
I had the exact same as you, Queso saws a
buffalo chicken guacamole Spanish dip. I really like guacamole, but
it is also like buffalo chicken salt. And when you
get guak to the table that everybody wants guacamole. So
it's like you can isolate people. Some people are scared
of Spanish dip, even though Spanish dip rocks buffalo chicken
dip rocks. Sometimes it gives you heartburn.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
And let's also not let's also not pretend that all
guawks are created.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
I had a gualk the other day that everyone's like,
this is so good, you gotta try This is so good,
you gotta try it. I don't think they had any
salt in it. Oh yeah, that was Remember when I
said I was putting tikeen on my guacamole. That's fucking
why they did not. Everyone's like, this is so good.
I was like, yeah, Like I can't be the only
white taste it was it was a white woman whom

(01:43:01):
it was. Everything else was proved about it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
It just needs buffalo chicken dip can give you heartburn.
Salsa rocks and salsa is the most versatile of all
of these.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
And there's multiple sauces like.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
But like when you go to a vagazine restaurant, they
all have salsa, and then you gotta be like, let's
go primo with this ship. Let's get the caso, which
is why Keeso is superior and everybody likes caso and
if you don't like Keeso, you're probably a terrorist also.

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
And how excited do you get when they not only
put down red sauca, but you also get green salsa
with it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
Yeah, oh yeah, this until the caso gets to then
I'm gonna go hand on this case. So yeah, I
had Keso, salsa, buffalo chicken, guacamole, and Spanish dip. Great
Power Rankings, Alex Great Power Rankings, Alex, well done, well done.
We decided to bring the heat for the Power Rankings.
Alex so brought the heat. He understood the assignment. Josh Tree.

(01:43:56):
Caudle says he's at Joshua Tree seven to three on
X and he says is air conditioning just domesticated wind?

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
For sure?

Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
Dude, I want to say yes. I want to say yes.

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
That makes it sound like you're gonna say no.

Speaker 3 (01:44:10):
Well, it's because you would think, you're like, this is
me just using wind to cool my house and keep
it at a great temperature. But is it really domesticated
wind or is it manufactured wind?

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
Well? I think it is manufactured. But because of that,
it's domesticated because you have trapped the wind inside a
box that humans created and are pushing it into yours.
It's not real wind, but it's domesticating. So we have
controlled and trapped the wind. What is a domesticated animal.
It's a fucking wolf that over years we have just
trained to be able to come inside and curl up

(01:44:44):
and give me kisses.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
Fair point, fair point. We count trapped it and controlled it.
My counterpoint would be domesticated wind is sails or wind farms,
because that creates energy from the wind, and we're like, yo, bitch,
you come over here and fucking spin these things and
then we're gonna turn it into power. Or you come
here and fucking push these sails and let me get
from one place to the other, Like that's domesticating the wind,

(01:45:07):
whereas you are creating wind by the air conditioner. Yes,
you can argue that that's like that's them with you.
That's the golden doodle of winds. Is your air conditioner,
I will give you that. But domesticated wind is using
actual wind, like with a sail to Hey, we're making
you a boat now, bitch, you know what. You're not
just blowing now, you're blowing a boat.

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
Partially what you said and partially what I said at
the end there when I was like, we trap and
control it, and then I thought about I haven't controlled
a single dog in the history of my family. They
are just cool animals that live with us that sometimes
they listen, sometimes they don't a lot of times. Not
domesticated wind would more be like when Native Americans would
build like holes in the side of their Adobo huts

(01:45:48):
because you know, like when you push wind through a
smaller area cools it down. So it was like old
school that would be domesticated wind because now you're changing
the temperature of the wind for yours are.

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
Still using the wind.

Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
Yeah, but it's real win that you're using. You're right,
it's manufactured when not domesticated man.

Speaker 3 (01:46:03):
You see, and that's where yep. I was like, I
want to say yes because I thought the thought process
is there, but you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:46:10):
A good thought made. It's a great thought, but it's
coming from a failed hypothesis.

Speaker 3 (01:46:17):
No fail, No hypothesis is failed.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
No, that's they're either successful or they're failed.

Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
That's literally a lot of hypothesis.

Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
Sorry, I don't like that. It's coming from a faulty hypothesis.
Let me put it that way. Yes, because there is
no win to begin with. There has to be win
for it to be domesticated created win. You can't domesticate
a dog if there is no dog to begin with.

Speaker 3 (01:46:38):
Yeah, A see manufactured wind.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
You're a smart man.

Speaker 3 (01:46:41):
Wind farms sails. That's domesticated wind.

Speaker 1 (01:46:45):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
All right, look at that sign.

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
Just two guys. Do people say I'm a hard headed?
Look at that. I changed my mind all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:46:53):
Yeah, I take these guys are fucking idiots.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
That's true. Not here, But we're willing to admit.

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
When we're wrong, right, Daniel Jones, wrong hand up, not here,
domesticated win. I know my ship all right, Brad calgon calgony,
cal Calgony, Right, I want to say Calgoney.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
Yeah, that that looks too Italian to not be Italian?

Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
Brad the Calgooney?

Speaker 1 (01:47:19):
Did he misspell it? Is?

Speaker 5 (01:47:20):
It?

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
Is it Brad kel Zone?

Speaker 3 (01:47:22):
I hope?

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
So, Brad, your name is Brad Kelzone.

Speaker 3 (01:47:25):
Calgon or Calgoney.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
Think name's got to be Calzone though, right, maybe it's Cologne. No,
unless Alex copied it down wrong, not not.

Speaker 3 (01:47:37):
I'm gonna rule that out.

Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
Could be you could have definitely switched the O and
the G.

Speaker 3 (01:47:40):
There Caglon, no Calgon.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
If you switched the own the G. It's Cologne c
L C O L O G.

Speaker 3 (01:47:52):
Yeah, you're right, we could we could. Okay either way,
I'm gonna go Calgon or Calgooney, right, Brad, Brad C
Brad said, do map legends have an ego problem?

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
Hell no, dude, they earned that. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:48:05):
I think calling yourself a legend like, get the fuck
out of here, you're a map key. Settle down.

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
Back in the day when people were using maps to
get from point A to point B, you didn't have
that legend. You you don't know which way is up
or down? It's the key, dude. You could be like,
all right, I need the rest of the map. I
gotta I gotta travel to South Carolina for the fucking
congressional meeting or whatever. I don't know, you know, let's
take it back. I gotta get to Philadelphia for the

(01:48:31):
Continental Congress. You don't know how to read a map.
All of a sudden you're in Florida because you don't
know which way is up and which way is down.
So you know what they are legends because they help
everyone get where they need to be. And also key
and that's a legendary move.

Speaker 3 (01:48:44):
I think there are a little cocky because like like yeah,
maybe back then maps were more like the legend or
the key meant more. But like a lot of times
it's like, hey man, I know where windows are. You
need to show these windows on the plane like a map.
You don't need a map, legend on the fucking air plane.
When they're like this is where the emergency exitd is,
I can see where the door is. I'm not stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
Well, we have established that we are stupid, not usually.

Speaker 3 (01:49:08):
Not always stupid, not always.

Speaker 1 (01:49:11):
I think they earned that right, and you know what,
you want to say, they're a little cocky, they are,
but are.

Speaker 3 (01:49:15):
They They got their ego maniacs. And I think that's
the question, are they Are they ego manaiax. Yes, map
legends are absolute egomaniacs. Some of them deserve to be
called map legends. A lot of them are keys.

Speaker 1 (01:49:25):
You think about it, without a legend. Lucien Clark never
make it to the West Coast. That was a map legend. Yeah,
that was a map legend. The one that Robert drawing
me a map day at his house. That's a key,
you know what. I guess specific ones can be legends.
So we could say when my buddy was trying.

Speaker 3 (01:49:41):
If they're all legends, then there's not one leg you know,
like you have to you can't all be legends. It's
like when Christmas time people will have the Rudolph nose
on their car and the antlers, and it's like you
think you're all rudo off. You can all be rutoff.
We can all be map legends.

Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
When my friend was trying to complete Special Forces training
and he failed mountain face, not a legend on that one.
He turned around. That was just the key. That was
a series of directions.

Speaker 3 (01:50:06):
There was the key that he could not unlock the
lock with. It was the wrong key.

Speaker 1 (01:50:10):
So it was a shitty key.

Speaker 3 (01:50:11):
It's a shitty key. So yeah, I think map legends
do have an ego problem.

Speaker 1 (01:50:18):
I think they've earned it. I don't think it's a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:50:21):
They are egomaniacs, yeah, some of them. Sometimes some of
them are deserving of being ego maniacs. Some of them
are not.

Speaker 1 (01:50:28):
Think about this way. Michael Jordan, Lebron James egomaniac. He
can be an ego, deserve it, he's played it out.
Nick Young, No, no reason to have.

Speaker 3 (01:50:35):
That at all. Absolutely not. So all right, we're integreeing, Robert.

Speaker 1 (01:50:40):
Break the tie. No, I think we're in legends or not?
Well you said no, I said it is, And I said, do.

Speaker 3 (01:50:47):
They have an ego problem?

Speaker 1 (01:50:48):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:50:48):
I think the most. If all map map keys want
to be gone by legends, then that's an ego problem.
I don't think they're all legends, Robert. Do map legends
have any problem?

Speaker 4 (01:51:02):
I'm kind of floored right now because I just discovered
what a legend was. No, that Kleenex makes air filters.

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
How the fun did you get onto that?

Speaker 3 (01:51:14):
Are you buying air filters on the podcast?

Speaker 4 (01:51:16):
I'm not, But that just an add that popped up
I'm like, this can't be real. This is April first. No, KLEENICX.

Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
Make sure people forget Kleenex is a brand, not a product,
and the product is acial tissue.

Speaker 4 (01:51:28):
Yeah, but I thought that's aught I made in different
Foruna break the tie. Robert, I'm gonna go with they
do not have an ego?

Speaker 3 (01:51:38):
Robert so often in Lockstep, I love it. Sometimes you are.
You only said when he is on we're not in
key step on key step, I mean to do that
one that was awesome?

Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
You did?

Speaker 3 (01:51:50):
You went back and no, I went I went back
to point it. I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:51:53):
I didn't mean to say lock step like that, like
I was setting it up, you know it was. I
meant to go back.

Speaker 3 (01:51:58):
If you're if you're not gonna water it, don't waste
it's time, fright, like a plant, don't waste its time.
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Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
Over? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:52:39):
We should flags up there. You're gonna have flags up there,
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Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
When's the next World Cup?

Speaker 3 (01:52:47):
Two years?

Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
Fucking BDG country flags America.

Speaker 3 (01:52:54):
I'm absolutely down for that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:56):
We know we have all the ones. Other ones up there,
they just say out of stock.

Speaker 3 (01:52:59):
Yeah, and we just because we didn't doc him ever
we have a Ukraine flag or we put an American
flag on all of the fourth fla. You can order
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Speaker 1 (01:53:10):
They just know that's dumb. They just want.

Speaker 3 (01:53:14):
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and let's do our random celebrity generator.

Speaker 1 (01:53:20):
I'm gonna go with Pope John Paul the Second.

Speaker 3 (01:53:23):
John Paul the Second very specificat I'm gonna go, Rihanna, Rihanna,
I'm gonna go. Matthew McConaughey, all right, all right, all right, Hope,
joum Paul, Rihanna, Matthew Mcconaugheykes, High School Girls, The Stooges,
James Cagney, Ellen Degenerous, Cindi Lauper, Kat Deely, Leo DiCaprio,
Anna Kendrick, and Jack Nicholas.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
I fucking almost said, Pop Leo, that would have been
I'm just saying that would have been close.

Speaker 3 (01:53:51):
You said Pope, John p Jon, Rihanna's respect on the
same Julianne Moore, Tyka Carmen, Miranda Goldie Han, Katherine Hepper
and Mario Lemu, Bruce Springsteen and Jan Codes one last one,
here we go fuck is Jim Coats, Tony Roach, John
Fogerty John Newcom, Mickey Mantle, Claudette Colbert, Bobby Jones, Orson

(01:54:16):
Wells and Sophie Ler.

Speaker 1 (01:54:17):
And with the one fucking episode, I don't pick somebody
that we talked about during the Y.

Speaker 3 (01:54:22):
Mantle would have been a winner, would have been a wink.
All right, Hey, we love you guys, have a great
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(01:55:18):
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