Pass The Gravy #617: Dirty Seven

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
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Speaker 3 (00:29):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Everybody? It's Past Gravy episode six hundred and seventeen, and
we're recording this episode a little bit early.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I am your good buddy, Alex P. Middleton. That's not
really what you call me on this show. That's another
show I do. But I'm Alex. I'm with my good
friend Robert the Hog, Barbosa Jokes, and our special guests
on today's episode. It's our very good friend Patty On.
How you doing, Pat, Welcome to show.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm special.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
What if I just started acting like you were a
guest every time, I'll just introduce you as our and
today's guest.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I've been demoted, Pat Dion. I'm no longer a co host.
I'm just a recurring guest until we can find somebody better.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Just see how many weeks I can just get that
bit and we're like I think every week.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Is the guest is Pat joining us this week? A
little change what we've got from across the pond. It's Pat.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
I'm just kidding by post he walked across the puddle today.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I just pissed shoes.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
He's pissed himself.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I haven't done that in a while.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
I have not pissed myself in a while.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
There, I mean I should, dude. It's just like, dude,
you can just pull it out and be real quick.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
But I'm always scared. Like even if you do, like,
like I know people like piss themselves as a joke.
I think that's kind of weird to do because then
you got to change clothes. But like if you if
you tell yourself it's cool to piss while you're wearing clothes,
I feel like then your body subconsciously tells you that,
and that's when you piss when you're drunk.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Like, did you know those friends?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
You had?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Those friends in college, Like they'd get like black eye
drunk and then they pissed.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Man, none of my friends did that. I don't know how.
None of my friends were pissers.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
I had one buddy. I'm not going to say his
name because I know he listens. But I'm not going
to say his name, but I know that there were
several instances where he had pissed the bed, like after
drinking a lot, and one of the times he was
with a girl like at her oh gross, John, he
had he had to like bounce before she got up,

(02:24):
and then the whole bit was like, maybe she'll think
she did it.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Now. I'm pretty sure. I don't know if it's just
hearing a story of that happening, but one of my
friends might have done that too, because that seems like
something my friends would do, piss the bed and then
just face what's the gaslight her to think.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, he was probably grossed out so
he left. It's like, no, I was grossed out because
I pissed your bed. I didn't want to be I
want to face the consequences.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I just left. I never did that. I did end
up leaving a chick's house early one time, though, because
I kept waking up and just having a flows of
diarrhea in her bathroom.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Uh yeah, that'd be bad.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah. After a while, I was just like I'm leaving,
and I just walked down. I was like, well, nothing's
gonna happen after this. I'm sure you've heard and smell
what was going on.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
And then my brother was like, blackout drunk, didn't piss
the bed, but he would like piss in like a
trash can.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I did that in my room, and you're just like,
why why did you do? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
I just I was drunk and I had to piss.
I just got up and that seemed like a place
I could pissed. I mean not the trash can is
not the worst, but that was a trash can that
had a bunch of holes in it.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
It was very poorous trash can, so.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
It wasn't great. Mine was ten. Yeah, it depends in
the trash can. I wouldn't even know I pissed in
there unless my buddy told me. And then I looked
and there was wet papers at the bottom of my
trash can.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
And then uh, I had a college friend that also
would he he'd accidentally like pissing the drawers, like he
just opened something. I need something to pee in. I
was just like, oh, that's great.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I was like, why did you You could have done
so many things to just get just walk to the bathroom.
I don't know, I do remember though, the last time
I pissed myself it was on purpose. Uh, it was
to get a joke. When we were at my buddy's
lake house and I got out of the water, stood
on the dock and got everyone's attention, and then pissed myself.
Pissed dogs, pissed dogs, and you know what, everyone thought.

(04:21):
I was gross at first, but then two other guys
stood up and did it, and I was like, see, everyone,
everyone wants to be a pisted dog. And what better
time to pee yourself? You said, when you're covered in
lake water and then you're just gonna jump back in
the lake. Yeah, you just need the ball rolling. Yeah,
but it's really funny when you do it and your
friends can see your piss leaking all over the dock.
I'm telling you, next time you're at a lake, do it. It's
it's because you just jump in the water. All clean

(04:44):
sounds at a.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Lake with Patty shit in the lake right next to everybody.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
It wasn't right next to everybody. I was like twenty
yards away. I feel like it was closer than that.
I was probably a little closer closer than.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
I feel like.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Every time you've pat had told the story, the distance
gets further and further.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, he's getting further further from the stories. It's probably
like twenty feet. Oh man, I had a big lunch
today and I'm still hurting from it.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
What'd you eat?

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Swords?

Speaker 4 (05:14):
You guys know, I've been practicing. I've been practicing swallowing swords,
and uh, you know, I know that one of them
just looked good. So I tried. I was like, the
swallow this sword and turns out bad.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Idea? Are you and am I doing okay? Just a.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
We're not going to be after this.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Is there a certain door that you want to come
out of right now? Oh? No? No? Are you staying in?
I was?

Speaker 4 (05:37):
You know, I've always been been practicing my sword swall
I thought that was a cool talent to have, Like
it's a cool thing to rip out of parties. But
check out this guy. This guy almost ate a sword.
I did eat a sword.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I can't believe someone who's an eye injury survivor would
put a sword that close to his face.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
One injury. You're right, that's what.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I said, injury, eye injury.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
No, you combine it injury, not eye injury.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Are you can combine it?

Speaker 4 (05:59):
I I'm the survivor. I get to identify with it, however.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Which is making me think that now Alex faked it.
He's even changing the name of what happens so we know.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
No, I have all the pictures you guys saw that.
I was doing a whole podcast like rage Fucking Charles.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I couldn't see out of your eye. I don't know
if it was actually damaged.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
I posted all of the pictures of like the X
rays and they're not X rays whatever the scans where
it had.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
You know, in movies they people that have scars on
their face that aren't actually there too. It's called makeup.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
You can't really do makeup when your eye, for sure,
you can.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I don't think so zombie eyes.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Dude, that's more like a contact.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay, then he used a contact.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
It would have hurt the eye more, not if.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
There wasn't actually see what we're saying that basically, what
I'm saying is I think you're a liar. You cannot
trust it.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
I'm six years past that and I'm trying to just
you know, get over it every day. But thank you
for bringing up that traumatic experience and now I'm going
through it again.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I actually did eat a meal that was too big
last night. I learned that I can no longer eat
burgers for dinner, at least from the restaurant. It was
quite big, and then for the next hour I had
to sit there at work just going. It was very
full and uncomfortable. I did not have a good time
last night.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah, that's the worst. When you're like, I'm I mean,
it looks really good. I just want to finish it,
and then you just are it's the worst.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I've been talking about eating that smash burger at word
for like three weeks, and I finally did it, innocent regret.
That's how I know most people like, dude, I'm getting old.
I can't drink like I used to. I can still
drink like I used to, I can't. I can't eat
like I used to.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, now there's like heartburn and all this other stuff
that happens.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Did it get heartburn one time? And that sucked? But
it's just like I used to be. Now I'm questioning myself.
Can I do the nine nine nine?

Speaker 5 (07:40):
You don't why I do the night Night nine?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I do, but I don't like I do, like it
would be fun. Yeah, I think it's it's definitely doable
by most people. But it's like it feels like after
you're gonna be very uncomfortable, but at least like I'm
good right here. At least there's a sense of accomplishment
at the end of that. Now it's just like I
eat a big meal and I'm like, I feel bad.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Yeah, yeah, uh you know what. I felt bad after
watching last night. My wife's been watching this Secret Lives
of Mormon wives and so she was like, hey, dinner's ready,
and I went downstairs and was like, what the fuck
is this show?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
And they're talking about there.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
I think it was dirty sodas, which I guess you're
not supposed to drink sodas as Mormon. So they just
mix a bunch of other stuff and like coffee creamer
and with sodas, and I was like, I think that
is still soda.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
They're not even supposed to have caffeine. That's what Believe me, buddy.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
I had a lot of questions, and it was one
of those like I feel like when when you're guess
you don't have a girlfriend. But like Sam if Sam
or Robert if Sam walked in and was like asking
a bunch of questions about the asker's like, look, I
got like at a certain point, you got to just
figure this out on your own. Like I'm here to
help for a little bit, but like can't answer every question.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
I kind of got that.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
I was like, why is she saying that? But why
is she doing that? But why is She's like, hey,
you can watch it or you don't wanna go upstairs,
Like I'm gonna upstairs and play Xbox.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
You know how that show even began, right, they're off
fucking everybody's husbands. Yeah, they had. They went viral on
TikTok and those bastards at Hulu.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
First off, that'll we cut you off. It's mom talk,
because that is I thought they were saying mon talk
like where you go vacationing up in the Northeast, mon talk?

Speaker 5 (09:18):
No mom talk, mom talk?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
And what website is that? On mom TikTok, there you go.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
And it was like, oh, well, you know, I just
mom Talk's gonna come after me if I do this.
And I was like what if you do what? And
like they act like they do all of this very
important stuff on TikTok or mom talk and then all
of the videos they show from their tiktoks are just dances,
Like that's not really revolutionary.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
I don't know what you're doing there. You want to
get some real views show you blowing the other husband.
I took some notes.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
I took some notes as I was watching yesterday on
my phone and I transferred them over here.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Like I had the mom talk thing.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
The big the big buzzwords that they used when I
was watching it last night during dinner was accountable, slashingccountability,
and then grace.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Like I'm just so true, none of them happen.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Give yourself a little grace when you're doing like, give
yourself some grace. I'm just allowing a little grace in
this and then holding yourself accountable and being accountable. While
they're also like like talking about the other person being accountable,
but they're not being accountable.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Or I was gonna say that's bad. You can't say
I'm giving myself grace and holding yourself accountable. It's literally
the opposite giving yourself self accountable.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Yeah, look like grace I think is just like all right,
and being in the presence of mind to like make
sure that I make the right decisions. So I'm holding
myself accountable by giving myself grace, and like, Patty, I
don't think you understand that, because like if you would
just give yourself a little bit of grace, then like
maybe you'd be able to be more accountable.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I want to hire women to fight these women. But
the show is.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Called Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Their lives aren't secret.
If you're telling all of the secrets, well.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
They're they're telling the secrets. So so they're letting people
know about the secret why lives. Mormon Why Mormon? Why?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
And they're crazy lives is what they should call it.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
It's like, I don't know, maybe you're in the wrong religion.
If you guys have been married for six months and
you're like, hey, what if we just fucked other people,
I don't know. It kind of feels like you didn't
marry your soulmate then.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
So one of the big stories on the episode that
I was kind of sitting through, one of the girls
has never had orgasm in our life, and that was like,
if if my wife wins on a TV show and
was like I've never had an orgasm in my life,
I might I might KMS dude, like, I just how

(11:34):
do you have dinner that night?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Don't don't stay that on TV. Don't stay out on TV.
What do you do it? If I was the husband
the next day I'm out there, I'm like, yeah, I
can barely come because they're vagina so a wide boom
you're gonna say, everyone, I got a dick that doesn't work. Well,
guess what, your vagina's broken too.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
But they don't act like they fuck each other's husbands
other than the fact that they're just caddy to its
each other. But you just think that that's like a
real housewives thing.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Mormon's supposed to be nice.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
They all look the exact same, so you can't really
tell who anybody was, Like, I don't know anybody's name.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
They're all the blonde one and one brand with a
Y probably yeah, a Jase. I want to say. There's
a Layla or Alilah Caitlin, but also spelled in a
way that you've never seen Caitlyn spelled before.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
It's like k y A y l y l n
K the number eight L y two ends. Oh my god,
it's it's interesting. And then one of the girls giving
these people show apparently there was a Chippendale's incident. I
got that from there. I don't know if they went
to a strip club and somebody got jealous. That seems
like like one of the group members was probably not

(12:47):
holding the other one accountable.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Well, there was probably a husband that was like Chippendales,
feels like cheating less than the actual cheating.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
It seemed like it was drama amongst the girls. I
know that there's a girl's trip that they kept hyping
up because every other scene they were talking about the
girls trip and that you and you don't ruin the
girls trip, And I was like, all of the scenes
are just all of you girls together. Every trip you
go on is a girls trip, Like you're in a
girls trip right now. You're just in someone's living room,
Like it's still a girls trip. If all of the
people you hang out with are the same people, then
it's not a special thing. If you're just only hang

(13:15):
out with them.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Where do Mormon women go on a girls like Provo? Utah?
I mean, yeah, they're all in Utah, but like like
a jazz game, Like, are they like Salt Lake cities
too basic? Let's go to Provo. Those are only two cities.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
I was trying to think of another one.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I don't know any I think Provo is where University
of YU maybe BYU, I don't know wherever. But the
other like we're gonna go see a football game and
see if we can convert the quarterback. The other one's
probably in Salt Lake. I would imagine there's only two
cities in Utah. I'm convinced of that. Hold on where

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is It's in Provo University of Utah, which their logo
bugs me because it just feels like a universe Oklahoma
that wasn't finished. It's like they just didn't put the
top of the on.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
The second one, the University of Utah, is in Salt
Lake City, t there's only two cities.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
There's only two cities in Utah.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Facts and they're filled with a bunch of Mormons that
bang each other.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
And one of the girl's uh, pussy tastes like fruit
fruity pebbles.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
I wrote that down.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
I guess someone either her husband or one of the
other girl's husbands went down on her and told her that.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
I was like, sure it does. That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Tastes like your dirty sodas over there.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
It's coffee creamer dirty soda. Sounds good. It sounds way worse.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
But yeah, that's pretty much what I got from like
forty five minutes and Mormon wives.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I get mad every time I see the just the
logo on Hulu the.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Girl that couldn't have orgasms or hasn't had an orgasm yet,
they had a intimacy coach or like, I don't know,
it seems like a bachelorette party. Lady that was like,
all right, I'll bring all my toys here, ladies, now
what's your kink? And I was like, this is not
a like if you're with your boys, like all right,
what's your biggest cake?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Pat, you'd be like, I'm not can my husband to
dress up as Joseph Smith. Yeah, I'm not gonna pretend
he's reading out of the Golden Ring. But it's really
just my butthole.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
I want to fuck Brigham Young, and then I want
to fuck Brigham Young's brother too.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
My kink is, even though we're married, I want to
soak with my husband while Kathy from down the street
kicks the mattress front.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Yeah, so like the the intro is then like walking
through water and shit, not on water, but through water.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
And very clothing.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
And then yeah, I mean I get what they're doing that.
But then there's a bunch of hashtags because obviously mom talk,
and one of the hashtags is soaking, which if you
don't know what soaking is and you're watching or listening
to this right now, just pause this.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
No, no, I'd like to explain this.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Just well, just pause it, go fast, and then go
say what is soaking?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
For Mormons, it's when they put it in but they
don't move, because somehow that's all as long as you're
not thrusting, it's not actually sex. So they'll just have
the guy help to take his dick stick it inside,
and then they have their friend underneath the bed moving
the mattress so that it feels like you're having sex
but you're not doing anything, so God won't be angry

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with you. Like that's the most backward look off all
the loophole, Like I can get behind the old Catholic
loophole of God can't see in the butt. Yeah, tally
not the same hole I can. That to me makes
more sense than soaking.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
I mean, I've always been under the impression and correct
me if I am wrong, if I've misunderstood this. But
like the whole thing about God is forgiveness, and when
I was a kid going to church, I would always
be like, well, God would just forgive me, and they
beg Alex, that's not the way to look at that.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
I was like, if you're Catholic, as long as you
as long as you say you're sorry, but.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Like that is literally like the one thing is like
Christ forgives you for your sins. I said, all right,
he's gonna forget me sorry, Like that's that's the thing
that Alex, that's not the way to look at that.
I was like, you don't understand. He has to forgive me,
that's his thing.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
You look at the religion the way I look at
white privilege. It's oy to do it. Jesus die for sense,
so you might as well sin or else. It feels
like you're waist right, like.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
He just gave his like for nothing, like for me
to be perfect.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
I'm not gonna be perfect. I'm not him.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
I can't do that. So yeah, but you're still supposed
to try to live well and then you get forgiven
for your mess ups. I'd rather just have fun and
ask for forgiveness at the end.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
And now I'm not Mormon, and it was not raised Mormon,
but from my understanding of the Mormon religion. It was
just like John Smith went to Utah. It is like
he is our holy land. We're done.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Also, Native Americans were white.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Create a college and uh, let's make another one. We
can be rivals, and then we're gonna be oddly good
at football every couple of years, and I Al's gonna
come in a little bit and we're gonna be dominant from.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Time to time. We're gonna ride a bicycle up to
your front door. That's Jehovah's witnesses. No Mormon to do
it too, do they? Yeah, do you have time? Would
you like to hear the word?

Speaker 5 (17:57):
That is Jehovah's witness Jehovah's witnesses do it as well.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
But Mormons are also.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Book of Mormon. Are the guys and the bikes with
the you're right?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
You're right?

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Get my religions crossed up?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
You know. It's strange that I feel like I know
as much about other religions as the one I was
raised in, because at church I would just sit there
long enough to then turn my mom and go, can
I go play on the tire swing? Now? Yeah, they
had a sick tire swing out of my church. Dude.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yeah, I feel like we talked enough religion on this
podcast already. But so yeah, secret lives and Mormon wives.
I'm so in the know. If you guys have any
Mormon wives questions, you need to know. They all tell
your husbands. Vaginas tastes like fruity pebbles. Some of them
don't come, and you need to be accountable and give
yourself a little bit of grace.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
All right, and don't drink sodas.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
But do you can drink sodas as long as you
can put like coffee creamer and a bunch of other
shit in there.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
That just sounds gross.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Yeah, why would you want creamer where it's like caffeine,
I'm not allowed. But if I put more caffeine in
the caffeine, we should do like our own dirty sodas.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
We should get a Mormon on here. Next week.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
We should go on I don't know, uh kind of
backed up on guests.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
I can back out next week, but like what we
should do?

Speaker 4 (19:07):
This would get this big on mom talk hashtag mom talk,
because that's all they talk about, Like mom talk. It's
gonna come after me. Mom talk is gonna do this.
I don't I mean, I'll probably have a billion followers,
but like, who fucking cares.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
You probably don't even read your fucking comments anymore.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Yeah, and like, honestly, would is Brigham think of this?
Is that who they pray too?

Speaker 1 (19:29):
No, they prayed to God. Pray to God. Okay, Brigham
Young was a guy. I don't know if he was
the leader of the church at one point way back
in the day.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
I don't know if it was like an L. Rod
Hubbard thing where he was the God.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
No, no, no, no, he just he was a guy along
the way. Definitely pretty nice guy. I haven't looked into it.
He probably, I don't know. Don't quote me on that.
Anyone born over eight years ago. I assume they have
some fucked up things in their past.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
So yeah, I have always wanted to start a food
truck called El Rod and grewb and then you can
ascend to whatever.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
The oh so good and they would sue you so hard?
Would they? They would probably would start showing up and
like threatening you, but not in a way that they
could legally.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Get unless Tom Cruise is here, then I'm not scared.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
I mean, even if Tom Cruise is there, like I
get it. He's an action star. He probably knows a
lot of kungfl He's so small. I can't imagine that
dude could hurt me.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
I would also just be like, I'm gonna put cameras
in the outside of this. I'm gonna hope he strikes me,
and then I'm gonna be very rich.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I'm just gonna pull my pants down and see if
he gets a.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Boner, and I'll start my own religion with the money
I sue you for.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Guantology is what we'll call it, giology. No ladies allowed. No,
it's for guys.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
It's just finally a religion for men. Yeah, that's all
the other religion or very much, you know, just based
around women, only controlling them. That's the fun part about religion.
You can tell him what to do.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, But then after a couple hundred years they start
to get rights and they getting mad about it and
they yeah, right, just keep them out of guy's ology stuff.
All right? What else did I have? Oh? Okay, you
guys think that the Grim Reapers a little bit misunderstood. Yeah,
I've never I've never thought of him as a bad guy.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Everybody's like, this guy's dick, Like he's just trying to
kill people.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
He is kind of like Death's meter made Like, look, dude,
I didn't make you not.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Pay the meter man.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
You you let this expire here, you're still parked here.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
I mean, technically, it's not God sending him. I'm just
doing my job.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
It's one of those where it's like not an ideal job,
like the guy I think I said, one of the
worst jobs has to be the the toad lot guy
behind the bulletproof glass where you're like everybody's pissed off
yelling at you, like s I got tired with the
emergency pranktice bo I, Hey man, I just need your
four hundred dollars. You have your car back, Like that's
all I don't I didn't know it. I don't know
did you park in a place where you weren't supposed

(22:05):
to park, because if you did, that's what has to happen.
And I'm just the guy you gotta pay. Like that's
the grim Reaper's job. That's pretty much what he is.
And I feel like a lot of people there's a
lot of negative connotations, but like, no, it's just your time,
like it's not I'm not I'm not here just to
fucking like murder. I'm here because it's like, this is
your time, come with me, And I.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Mean really, it's if he just had a walking stick,
maybe fine. The scythe was a bad choice.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
The scythe makes him scarier, and then not seeing his
face really also makes him scarier.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
It's the bones for hands to get gloves like wear
gloves good. I mean, hell Nor McDonald played him in
Family Guy and he seemed like a pretty good guy
he did.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
That's what kind of made me that that episode was
actually on a couple of nights ago, and that kind
of gave me the ideas like like everybody villainizes him,
like Grim Reaper's killing people. I know he's not killing
People's death is already like you just got called. He's
the guy that's just gotta go get you. It's like
the start. He's like a server where're like, hey man,
someone else is suing you. I just have to deliver

(23:03):
this to you. I'm sorry, Hey are you Pat Dion?

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Yeah, he just got served. Like I didn't want to
do this, but like I had to do it. Something's
got to do this.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
My job.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
I'm just doing my job.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
He's just a process server for the afterlife.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah, or a meter made for the afterlife, because.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
I don't on a Or is he more like like
what do they call the guys that back in the day,
they would just be in the elevator and take you
up or down an elevator attendant attendant? Yeah, that's what
he is, because I think he actually is bringing you
to where you're going. Is it coming to me? Yeah,
so he ferries you. He's basically Karan from old mythology,

(23:41):
who would ferry you across the river sticks to your friend? Yes,
of course, yes, yes, Karanas we're all familiar with. Yeah,
he's just a guy doing his job. Well, guys can't
do their job anymore.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Right, Guys can't. Guys can't work. You don't think he's
got to go home to miss Reaper.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Hell, maybe he doesn't job and it's just as hobby.
Guys can't have hobbies. That'd be see.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
I think if it's his hobby, then he's not misunderstood
and it's a dick move. He's just going to like
take people like the after rules.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Oh, I disagree. I think if it's just if it's
a non paying job that somebody has to fill the
role and he's just like, you know what, I'll step up.
I'll do this job nobody else wants to do it.
I'll be the guy that everyone hates.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
I'd like to think that it's a job that he's
paid pretty well for.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I would hope so.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
And whatever religion he's in, he's paid well for it.
And he's like, look, dude, you didn't pay the meter.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Your meter's up. You gotta come with me. So goes
He's death meter made.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I mean, it's kind of what Davy Jones was in
parts of the Caribbean.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Yeah, and then Davy Jones like was it? Bad guy?
But like, guess what Davy Jones gives you you want
to go back to life, Hey, give me this thing.
And he's got to work on my boat for a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Like I wonder can you bribe the grim Reaper? And
if you could, what would he.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Want your soul? And then you have to work on
his ship for a couple of hundred years.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Watch the soul though, So I guess David Jones is
a bad one.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
I always thought it was weird that people wanted souls
and all those movies growing up, like what do you
do with a soul?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Like I wouldn't have a clue. Does it make you
more powerful and put it in a jar? Is it
like the one when like as he kills other parallel
universes of himself, you have the power gets transferred into him.
Is that what getting a soul is?

Speaker 4 (25:20):
I always think maybe like a soul was like a
horse crux, you know how, like Voldemort was kind of
a pussy ass bitch, and like he kept giving up
parts of his soul like and then the more parts
of his soul that you got, like for him, he
was stronger. And I was like, well, yeah, that's why
you keep dying all the time, idiot, because you fucking
broke your soul into like seven pieces. You only have
like a seventh of a soul. You fucking loser? Or

(25:40):
is it like Peter Praandigreu is fucking part of you?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Is it like the more souls you get, you just
become like a cat and you can get hit by
a car like, oh, that soul's gone, but you know
I can collect another one later. You'd be like a
soul dealer. Yeah, Like I have five souls. I got
hit by a car last week. I only have four.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Now start selling souls work at Kiya.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I gotta make some more deals here, get my souls
back up. Yeah, to do some mountain climbing this weekend,
and it could go bad.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
A shoe factory. Get really into music.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Well, I mean the devil did go to the crossroads
and Robert.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
What would you trade for your soul? Because I'm pretty open.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Kyle Tucker, I do it for I mean, I feel
like I would want to ask for a lot, but
like I'm like, if you like, I'll give.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
The Giants five super Bowls in your lifetime. But yep,
take it, take it now you have it.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
I think I do Sam and I can live, like
live healthy lives for the rest of our lives.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Like, no, it's an easy one getting out.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
I need. I need to get like some sort of
skill from it that can get me so rich that
I could buy a team, Like I don't know what
that like. The first thing to pop in my head
is like, what if I could just sing like Chris Stapleton,
I get rich. I don't know if I can get
that rich though. Yeah. Also, I don't have the talent
for playing guitar or writing music, but boy, I can sing.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Yeah, we said you're the best singer on the in
the group, I guess said, without.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
A doubt, I sing it all, specialize in rap songs.
If you gave me the Giants, five more super Bowls
in my lifetime might be yeah, the boy. But see,
like you gotta be careful doing something like that, because
when you're making a deal for your soul, that's the
kind of thing where they go okay. The next day
you fall into a coma. The Giants were the next
five you you don't experience anything. Yeah, the deals, Like,

(27:41):
when you're dealing with your soul, you've got to be
you got to have a lawyer. Probably not a lawyer,
because they're all souless bastards and they all work for
the devil ship. My sister's a lawyer.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
I realized that, as I said, it'll actually the devil.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I guess you knew this.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
I think we've talked about this. What if it was
all back to back to back and then no more super.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Bowl that would be worse back you win five in
a row, I don't know, and then you would live
another like seventy years, Like you live to one hundred
and ten and you don't win a fucking another one.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
You could just end it after the five you knew.
Notice it like that would.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Be every time you try and kill yourself, they throw
another soul back in your body, like.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Nope, no, I sold this one to us.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
We're getting it back. Robert sold his two and we
just threw his into you real quick. Yeah, I know.
I think it's like, really, the only answer is for
my soul, unlimited money. I better be so rich for
the rest of my please.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
They'll be fine, though, They're gonna be fine me fine,
like the Yankees. I'd absolutely take the Giants over the Yankees, though,
but ideally, like I want all my teams to be
very good and win and compete every year forever. Yeah,
that's not that much task, I don't think. For my soul,

(28:58):
I'm done. I don't really know what to do with it.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
But you have good Rockets are young Bruins. Could get
real depressing here in the next couple of years. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
All your teams are good though, so but you understand, Yeah,
you understand. Oh, last thing I had was I just
had a career day on Sunday.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
It was at HB.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
I bought a half gallon thing of I thought it
was lemonade, but it was limade, and I was like.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
I have vode cash makes it with that.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
The green cap didn't throw you off.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
I didn't think about it. It was right next to
the other one, and I was just like all right,
just grabbed it and it is an easy like limaid too.
Whatever wasn't wasn't a bad choice.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
And so I so throw some cherries in that.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Well, I threw vodka in it, and just as good
finished that, and then I also finished the big thing
of guacamole. So I was just like, hell, yeah, it's
the Sunday right there, proud of and I like it's
been a minute since I just ate like that, And
I was like, would you have for breakfast guacamole?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I bought some wrapped it on Saturday and didn't eat
it all in one sitting. I need all in one sitting,
just all throughout the day. That whole thing was done.
But yeah, that's a career daya babe. Sometimes you're like,
so got it. I realized it's a super food too.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Avocados are so I actually it was like really healthy
that I did that, and on limes fruit so true.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
It was really alcohol good for your health.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
It made with potatoes right, Yes, starch good for you.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Maybe I know it can be. I don't think. I
don't think it actually, probably not Russian vodka we made
with potato.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
It cleans you out, because alcohol cleans you out.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Alcohol keeps you healthy. Yep, A right, look at me.
I'm so kicking, actually very healthy. Sunday, I realized this
weekend that I'm I am just officially a sheep. If
you throw an ad at me enough times, it's gonna work.
I was sitting on my couch kind of warm, just
because it's that time of the year now, Like, unless
you want to pay a thousand dollars, I have your
ac crank super low. Especially where my where I sit,

(31:00):
it's in the front of the house, there's a lot
of windows. Sun gets in, it gets little warm in there,
and I was like, man, but I would love to
be cozy right now. But if I put a blanket on,
I'm gonna sweat even more. I bought the cooling blanket
that's all over cooling blank Yeah, it's in it's in
my car right now. I can't wait to get home
and put it on and see if it works. Is
like a fan, It's no, it's just a blanket that
they said is cool, so we'll see. Probably not gonna

(31:24):
fucking work, Robert, but for twenty eight dollars, I was like,
do you think we could sell a past the baby
cool blanket.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
We can't call it a cooling blanket. That'd be a
cool blanket. Yeah, it's just a really cool blanket. Well,
I was burning up under that cool but you're like,
your blanket's really cool.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
You'll feel cool in this blanket. This blanket on you,
and we.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Can mark it up a lot. Yeah, like sell or
double what we sell everything else for. It's a cool
blanket and like cool ing Blankee, No cool blanket. Well,
I didn't feel cool though, I don't know. Maybe pour
some ice water on it and you'll feel cool.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
You.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
It won't make you cool. You may not feel cool,
but you look cool if fuck right now, dude, let
me tell you.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
We'll tell you you look cool. You look very cool.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
It's that the store that with the logos all over it.
That'd be really cool.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Dock shirts like these socks cool shirts shirt, it'll keep
you cool.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
We can also have at yeah, just.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Add another passer gave you logo shirt and as big
as our cool shirt.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Like a very small font on the back it says
kat E w l Oh.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
We could just do the do like the dry fit
shirts and just say it is a cool shirt or
coolingk shirt because it's cooler.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Mess shirt. I don't know if we have the option
for that, Like Samwise Gamcy was wearing in fifty first Dates,
it's going to be cooler than a regular shirt. It
breathes very well.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
It does pretty well, it's all holds pretty well.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
No, I think that's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Though.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
We need to start wearing on cool shirts. It's this
new technology. It makes everything you wear look cool summer
shirts and it's just got like our logo but with
an ice but it's like our logo in an ice block.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
We'll just cut out roughly where the nipples will be.
If your nipples are cold, your body's gonna be cold.
I'll tell you that right now.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
When you order the shirt, you have to get mailed
like Robert's house, and Robert has to cut out the
nipples and then just mail it out to you.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
It's just it's got a dotted line right there that
you have looked out.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Someone did this themselves, Like this wasn't.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
You're gonna want to cut here, hold back, sew it
all right?

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Cool shirts, good idea, cooling blanket, cooling blanket.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Cool shirts. So next weeks I will report back on
whether or not they're bullshit and whether or not you
should buy them. But either way, it is big. It's
cool because that could be how they get away with it.
It does look nice too, so it's cool. It does
look cool. Well, see, I don't know, it looks cool.
And have those cool.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Towels that are like made out of some material that
just feels cold in your hands.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
That's cool. I don't know if I want that to towel.
I'm usually wet when I'm drying off, I'm gonna hit
my gentle. Do you want to rub cold stuff on
your junk? I don't no, but just I wouldn't rub
my face on I'd rather have a hot towel. In fact,
they they make those after you're sweaty. Fair enough. I
mean half the time now I get out of the

(34:15):
shower and by the time I get to work, I
haven't stopped sweating something.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
The Yankees had them so fucking hot all the time.
Now Judge had it like over his shoulder and it
was like something something cool.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Oh, it definitely wasn't cool then, Actually it was very cool.
He's bad.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
He like statistically has like the best batting average maybe
in history through like this many games.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
No, not in history.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Since like like a hundred years ago when they didn't
let black people play.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I'm sure ted Williams probably had a better one the
meat of his career to war. If not for war,
he definitely would have beat him.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Maybe he was playing plumbers. It's like when people are
like baber, it's still best player of all time. I mean, really,
Aaron Judge is better than Papery.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Okay, yes, modern there's not a single player from back
then that's as good as modern players. That's because of training.
If those guys had the training, they would have been
just as good as they are now.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
That's what makes like Mickey Mantle so awesome.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
They were playing against their own contemporary.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Yeah, he's making it drunk and he was hurt all
the time. He's like, I don't know that guy was
just banging bitches and then going and just hitting dingers
like that's what he did.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Mickey Mannon will be hung over till the third inning.
He'd get a blowjob. Under the bleachers and then it'd
be okay, like the way the sport was intended to
be played, Robert when when this country was pure just kidding,
don't mean that at all, Jackie Robinson, I don't mean it.
Also you think, Jackie Robinson, I'm not a killing working
out year round. No, it was that's that's the way

(35:39):
sports were supposed to be. When these tryhards couldn't work
their way into being professional athletes, No, you just had
to be born with it.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
I mean like Muhammad Ali's like workout that he would
put on for the media was just him doing like
seven thousand push ups and pull ups and then like
he had like a medicine ball and like that was it.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
That's what that I mean it worked like that's what
I'm gonna show backs the fun out to be well.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
But then like now you've got people that are having
to do like all these like fancy like underwater treadmill
things and a zero gravity sparemaster and.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Rash into shamba would not have made it in Jack Nicklaus's.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Right rising to shamba. Fuck that guy, now, way.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
My ball is flying. They would like shut up, nerd school,
let's go a golf pull on it. I took money
for the nine to eleven guys. He did he did,
I like calling him that. Now it's not the Saudi
Investment Fund, it's it's just the nine to eleven guys.
I mean, some guys did some things.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
They had they had a hand in it. There's a
little bit of money came from that group.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
Don't worry.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
The're gonna give our president of a fucking plane. What could
go wrong with that?

Speaker 1 (36:47):
All forgiven they've never had any reds. We know we
did some problematic with a plane in the past. Here's
this plane. It's kind of like that American Airlines flight.
It's the bomb house. Sick would it be if we
get the plane back here? And Trump just like goes,
all right, We're putting this in the middle of Buckeye
Stadium and we're gonna blow it up on live TV

(37:10):
just to just second, Hey, thanks for the gift. Not
then like everyone on both sides that was pissed, like
you can't take this from them, We're taking it just
to blow it up. Fuck them.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
I learned today on my favorite morning show, The Rod
Ryan Show, A ninety through five The Buzz that all
of the pandas in US zoos are on loan from China.
China owns and I was like, so is it like
soccer where you can recall somebody from loan, where you
can like, hey, I know, we loaned you this guy,
we came back. I was like, America should do that
with eagles, like bald eagles. And I was like, how

(37:40):
funny would it be? Like right now, we're like Trump's
doing all the terraces, you know what, give us out
of the eagles back.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
We're taking them out back from the zoos.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
It's like why, I know, but it would be funny that,
like you could just repossess the eagles you loaned out
to zoos in other countries Ukraine, if you're not to
pay nicely, we're taking you eagles back Russia. Russia is
his last morning, Vladimir. I'm gonna take that all right.
We'd like the eagles back.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I think it would be more effective. Every other country
would have had to give the eagles back by now.
You know what, Golden Retrievers, that's an American dog, give
them back. We're taking the best dog back. I've never
had one Golden Retriever's best dog, right, I have boxers,
the best dog by it don't even I love boxers.
They're unequivocally not the best dog. I disagree. They are

(38:27):
not very small dogs as the best dog, not at all.
But yeah, Hitler's dog, okay, I mean he was probably
still a good dog.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
His owner was bad. It's like like nature versus nurture.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
You know, there are just some dogs that had it
bred into their Is it the dog's fault if they
see a black persons just start barking? Kind of, that's what.
But like if you never taught it that, you have
a dog that just does it.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
If you taught your dog, they barget that guy.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
I think the dog is just like I've never seen
this before, which means you, honestly then it is your
friend for your fault any more black friends? Or you
need to make your dog watch sports?

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Right they could? They literally can't see color.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Maybe that's why are they This is getting weird. That
felt weird.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Robert, would you got for pre come segment? Get us
out of this.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
I found out that twenty twenty five is the ten
year anniversary of the DAB. I just thought we'd celebrate that,
And I'm kind of ashamed of myself for only bringing
this up in May.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Robert is, you're probably the king of the dab on
this show though, on this show, yes, Robert dabs all
the time. Ten years doesn't feel years like it, dude. Man,
that's how you know we're old. When something that's a
decade old. When it came out, I hated it because
I was too old for it. What a time would
be alive? I love when when it came out all

(39:50):
the people are like, people don't really it's a drug thing.
It's because they're coughing, and we come after what smoking weed? Okay,
not that bad, not that, but technically it's weed waxed
fuck you want?

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Wellcory, we really is, but I don't like that guy
weed guys.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Dude, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Man, I just did it.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
It is fun though I hated it at first, but then,
as all things, I wait until it was uncool, and
then I was like, all right, it's good for white
people now mine appropriation. Yeah, it's not appropriation of Black people.
Have given up on it being cool.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Dude, What about when Skibbity turns ten years old?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
That'll be good. That will never be cool. That'll never
be cool. That would be a crazy time. How do
you explain that it's bad. I think that one actually
can be explained better than most things. If something's s givity,
it's bad, but like it's from a YouTube thing like
the s givvy YouTube doesn't make it, but like like
it comes from an actual show. How many things did
we have over the years, be like what is that?

(40:47):
And you're like, I don't know. It's just lingo that
somebody made up that we're.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Also trying to explain tally to somebody from South Bike.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
He's this really stoned towel. He's a towel. Yeah, he
smokes a lot. He asks anybody if they want to
get what is he? I don't like, that's I don't
know what else to what we explain, that's what he does.
That's just that's who he is or uh, like all
the Rick and Morty characters, like people that explained Rick
and Morty until I saw like a couple of episodes.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Of Rick and Morty.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
What do you mean you don't know?

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Mister poopy like that exactly? Like what and like people
give you like the inside.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Joe, I, what does he poop his pants or something?

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Why they name him that? Mister me seeks it's cool.
Name is it like Miltcheck from seven? It's not at all. No,
He's this big blue guy that wants to die all
the time. Why he does? He just wants to That's
just what he does.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
That's what he's created to do.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Is Yeah, I guess everybody like ray and stimpy. How
do you explain that to people?

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Other things that are hard to explain?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Le boo boo the boo boo? I saw what the
fuck is la boo bu? I don't That's how people
were lining up outside of the balls for it. It's
like a la bamba no, because when I checked the comments,
all the comments are just other people going what the
fuck is la boobuo? And nobody had l a b
u bu.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
It's the newest sensation that people, yes, are lining up
at malls to buy. It's the new collectible. Essentially. You
can think of it, what is it? You can think
of it as beanie babies.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
So it's like but it's like a little like plushy toys.
Plushy toys, Okay, that's what it's like. I don't know,
are these pants is at toys FBI that people?

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yeah, that people put in their bags yeah, this is
why I.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Need to go back to hitting children instead of listening. Don't.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
But these are adults.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
I know. This is why I said we need to
go back to But these are adults getting well, they're
not buying it for their children. That checks out. No, See,
this is what happens when you fuck up. The economy
is so bad that people our age. We have expendable money,
but not enough to spend on children. Unless you're more like, yeah,
you can't buy a house, and you're just like, you
can't buy a house, but you can buy all this
ship that you want to free months chain. Okay, hey,

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don't worry about getting the house. How about a blanket
that keeps you cool? All right? I mean, I guess
I'll get through it.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Where all many money, I just spent eight hours on
a blot all be comfy in the house that I rent,
And that is America today.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
You know that could be a good like title for
the Algorithm if we called this episode let boo boo.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
All right, boo boo for you spelled as wrong as
possible and.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Just put like a sad put lebron with a band
aid on his knee.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
And super impose my face on fat ass little honey
boo boo. You could do it like French like lead
boo boo le with a little let baboo.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
So they're like lining up outside like that's like the
craze right now.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Hot, Like like I saw ones of Houston malls people
lined up for like four or five hundred yards in
the heat before it opened. I'm like, what the fuck
are you doing? Especially it's one thing. If it was
four children, I can understand. Now you're just fucking domb adults.
You're getting it for your children. At least that I
could understand if someone's like, no, I'm forty years old,

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I'm standing in this line in the heat for three
hours so I can get a toy. You don't have
a job, you have a protest to go to something.
I just God, I hate the world and I'm tired
of being in it. Is that weird?

Speaker 5 (44:20):
I think that a lot sometimes too.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
You have that thought when you're like why can't everybody
just think like me? And you're like, oh, everything would
shut down because I'm so quick and my work ethic
is shit. I think I have good work ethic.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
I just think that I only have good work ethic
when it's my stuff, Like I want to work so
I can feed my family and pay my bills. But
like like when I said I would immediately be crept
if I had won the mayor job, Like, yeah, I
don't really want to do that, like I want to
I want the title. I'm not going to really do anything, man,
Like I am not qualifying at all for this.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
My entire life. When I hear people talk about side hustles,
I'm like, dude, you want me to do something else
after work? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (45:03):
That's why I feel like I could run for like
like that bitch ass school board position that we were
talking about a couple of weeks. I could remember that
and then they'd be like, all right, cool, well this
guy wants to ban this, Like we're not gonna do
any of that stuff or do none of that, you
know what, because hey, I'm just gonna hang out. I
have this title. I'm not gonna show up any of
the meetings. You could tell it to whoever my assistant is.

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I'm assuming I have an assistant and they can relate
it to me, and I will not listen and I
will see you guys in the next school board election,
where I probably won't not be re elected, but just
know that we're gonna have a pretty chill year.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
I think we'd have a good one. We'd be good
on that. He's getting added, apparently he's getting banned.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Nothing's changing.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
My kid got punched in the face in school and
this teacher saw it and did nothing. I want them fired, Like, well,
was your kid being a little shit? Also if that,
if that teacher had stepped in and grabbed your son,
would you be suing the school for them putting their hands.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
The president of the school board, I would tell you
to ask the teacher.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I want more fights in schools.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
I'm not saying I want that.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
I want to fight club. I want it to be
sanctioned and put on video where I can bet on it.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Well, if it was fight club, you couldn't.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
No, no, no, not no, it's just it's the fight club.
It's not fight club, a club sport. You're gonna put
the v there. Yeah, it's club sport of just fighting
that like what MMA, Nope, fist fighting Like I.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Always feel like pta if somebody's being a dickhead, like
I know people do that with h o a's like
there's a dick head ho a person you just like.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Look, I'm gonna run. I'm gonna run for it.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
And FYI, I don't give a fuck if you put
a tree up like I don't.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
I don't fuck care. Man.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Let's let's be pretty chill about stuff. But like, let's
not park our cars and get grass mm hmm. And no,
I'm not I do not care. If somebody left a
lawn chair out in the front yard and you don't
like it, like, sorry, not gonna return that call.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Makes the neighborhood look like shit. No, it doesn't looks
like a neighborhood where somebody has launtern. You tried looking
the other way. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
You have blinds right close them.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Oh everyone else in the neighborhood's fine except for you.
Sounds like you should fucking yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
I feel like we're just rambling out at this point.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
M hm. But I don't know how I like this.
We're talking about shit we hate today. I'm already feeling better.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
President, Yeah I was.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
I was feeling pretty good anyways coming in, but I'm
feeling feeling even better.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Let's move on to the comeback kids that when we
tell you what's back in the news. According to us
la boom le boo boo boo boo lea boo boo.
That's what I want to girl. Let me see your
lab booo.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Are they expensive?

Speaker 3 (47:27):
I don't think so. I think they're like twenty dollars.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
I don't know if they're just like selling out. Yeah,
small gribbling like doll designed by Casing Lung as part
of his The Monsters story series.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Dude, they're fucking little what do you call them? Little
pop head things with the key chain on. They look
like they're like Funko pops, pet Funko pops, that's it,
with a keychain on it. So they're shittier, cheapier Funko pops.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
I think part of the appeal to is that they
come in like the blind boxes where you don't know
what which one you're getting until you buy it.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Okay, I see that the surprise factor, like Pokemon cards,
you didn't know what cartsoon to come in there.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Yeah, just kept saying cards and baseball cards and oh fuck,
I got a Randy Johnson.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
That's cool. It'd be funnier though, if they were like birds,
every flavored beams that were like, some of them are
gonna be real fucking bad, Like, oh shit, I got
a hitler La boo boo not good? Yeah, oh that
would be going sam Bin Laden La Booboo. God damn it,
Joseph Stalin, depending on your views, very good or very bad.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
I gotta know Sama La boon loaden, the boo boo
and the lot No, and it comes with two towers.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
All right. I gotta look up if a if a
trump La Booboo exists, because that would be the funniest
thing I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
So in the process of learning about La Boo Boo's
I also learned about manche cheese.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
All right, which sounded like pokemon is that man boobs?
It does sound like, No, it's just another thing, just
like that little monkey look at things bears and that
you just I think I think these are before my time,
definitely maybe around Dude that looks eighties as shit, Yeah,

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And it's why did all eighties toys look menacing in
some way? Like why had they not figured out the
face of dolls to not make them scary as shit?
Because that looks like it's gonna come alive and try
and kill somebody.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Yeah, Manchigi first first released in nineteen seventy.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Four, having a good toys like when we were kids,
like poking Man's and furbies and slinkies. Kid's got no
imagination anymore. You know, this is basically the exact same
fucking thing. The boo boo oh. How God? I feel

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like the AI on Twitter is the best thing that's
happened to you in years.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Well not con people give me shiit for like, oh
you use I don't use AI to like do work,
use it for fucking around Like I don't care if
the look I remember that one time that he made
Lebron James and then with a band aid on his knee,
Like that's not gonna they They're not gonna get me
when they take over the world.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Anytime anybody gives you shit for using AI, you should
just respond to be like, Okay, what exactly am I
allowed to use it for? I respond to my emails
like a normal person. Yeah, so we'll hear the AI
to do that, like like what is it? And if
they say nothing, You're like, okay, you're one of those
fair take. I'm not mad at the take. Yeah, but
you can't be in the comments going getting mad at

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somebody for using it without also stating the context of
I don't think it should be used for anything. Agreed,
Let's hit that comeback kid intro. It's the comeback kid,
comeback kid of the week, the comeback kid of the week, bitch.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
All right, Our first comeback kid this week is boats
because we had.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Who would have thought that the Mexican Navy wasn't great?
We have the boat slash bridge equivalent of nine to
eleven over the weekend. I don't know about that, I would.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Say, so it ran into them.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Was it on purpose and for the purpose of killing
lots of Americans? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
We can't say it wasn't. I think it was more
so that the power went out on the boat, and
it didn't They couldn't steal right, Like, I don't know,
the power goes out, you can still turn the wheel right.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
But yeah, it's a boat. Did you notice how it
was a sailboat and the sails were down. Yeah, that
was hard to steer that one or stop it.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
So I learned a lot about that boat after I
found out, because they were like, it was a Mexican
naval boat and I was like, one.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
That's hilarious that your navy has sailboats, right, I was like,
I feel like the Mexican Navy might not be the best. Also,
why the fuck is the Mexican Navy in.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
New York trying to take over?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Are they trying to tack us on two fronts? Now?
Try and invade, because I don't know about that. If
Mexico knows this the last country that tried to fight
a war on two fronts, they're only allowed to make
cars now.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Germans started by the Germans. See the Germans. They tried
to get into Russia in the winter. Bad idea when
you're already.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Actually hold on. In that scenario, that'd be America fighting
it on two fronts.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Shit, well, Mexico's fighting.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
They're also fighting. They're also they're fighting the drug war,
and maybe that's what they were doing. They were just
delivering drugs straight to Canada. They're like, we can't do
it with this middleman anymore. The guy in charge is nuts.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Probably the damn Democrats were like, going up to New York,
we got you all.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
They secured the border. Not in New York, they didn't.
They didn't.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
They didn't secure the harbor.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Also, did you notice in that video the first time
that there was people?

Speaker 4 (52:49):
No, and then somebody was like, yeah, there's people on there.
Somebody died and I was like wait what? And then
they're holding onto.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
So many things. There were so many people.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Yeah, it was like when you see like ants go
up a thing and then somebody that knocks it over
and all the answers that grab it onto each other.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Kind of reminded me of Barrel of monkeys, remember Barrel
of monkeys?

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Monkeys?

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yes, that was a great boy, but I mean it
was the boat equivalent of nine to eleven pretty much,
all right. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
I just like saying that we'll put that on the top.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Boat's in bridges, dude, can they figure their shit out? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:21):
It seems like they can't.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Maybe don't send a boat at a bridge that doesn't open.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Or like, if you know that your boat's not tall
enough or like sure enough to get under it, why
go that way?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
When did it run out of power? Because I'm gonna
be honest, that power story, I don't buy it. All
the lights were still lit up on the boat. They
were lit up. All of the lights were lit up.
Great point maybe someone was taking a siesta behind the wheel.
Have I done this is? This is the Titanic is
what it is?

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Have have I done any research to back up any
of my claims?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
No, not at all. Has a bridge up ahead, ignore it.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
But I am not a journalist at at this point
right now. I am not My journalism hat not on.
My journalis from hat is over there.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Yeah, you got your spring training hat on.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
My Yankees hat is on right now. Fuck the Mets.
That's what that. That's what I'm here to do with that.
I'm not here to be a journalist right now at
this point in time.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
But it is bad.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Look that the power is out, but the lights were
on and you it's silly about it's kind of dark.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
It's kind of getting dark there.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
I know.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
It's weird, just very weird. One of those things that
you like that happened.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Okay, that actually rolls us right into another great topic
for comeback kid, rivalries, because we had rivalry weekend in
Major League Baseball, which is a new thing that they've started.
How the fuck do you have rivalry weekend? And it's
not Red Sox Yankees. They did red Sauce or they
did Yankees and met.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
All the inner city like all the uh or, I
guess this is rivalry. The only playing the Mets for
rival it was Yankee Yankees Mets.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
It was Yankees Mets. Well, I felt like it was.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
The inner state rivalries like Dodgers, Angels, Rangers, Astros, Yankees Men.
It's like if you were playing a team that was
in your state, Like, I don't know what the fucking
Florida teams do.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Angels also the Miami fucking rude. Miami played Tampa like
it If you're gonna call it rivalry weekend and not
play the biggest rivalry in the history of the sport,
that's whack as shit.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Did you also think it kind of watered down the rivalries,
which I'm not.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
I'm very proud it wasn't it like it was like
Red Sox versus Orioles. I don't remember who the Red
Sox were playing, but I was just like, this is
not even a rivalry.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
But it makes sense because like you can put that
in more prime time stuff. But what I feel like is, uh,
like they got all the inner school interleague ones out
of the way, so I think they probably try and
match up the inner league games.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
It's just I got mad that nobody else had this
take online.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
What I will What bugged me the most was that
it was sort of a rivalry weekend and that like, again,
I love the troops, to support the troops all the time,
but like I think that the the like offshoot hats
should only be allowed and like not rivalry games, Like
this was not the week to wear the Memorial Day
hats that they're going to probably wear again this weekend.

(56:03):
And I understand you're trying to market hats and trying
to sell hats, but it's like.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Those that should only be a Memorial Day weekend.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
I don't care if you want to wear them another weekend,
but like, this was a weird weekend to have. Like
when you look back at like a classic Yankees Mets
game and you're like, why are they wearing camo hats?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Are there any classic the weekend Mets games? In the
last thirty years thirty five years that we've been alive,
the Mets have sucked ass.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Oh well, Pete Alonzo was really fucking shitty at thrown
and then Ryan's Danek sucks dick still, that guy fucking garbage.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Just like, hey, we went six runs real fast in
the bottom of the eighth, we got you. I mean,
the last time the Yets Ytes Mets Yankees meant anything
was the Subway Series And what ninety six two thousands?
Was it that? Wait?

Speaker 4 (56:49):
I think it was, Yeah, it's two thousand. One of
the Yankees World Series was a Subway series, the four peet.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
But I thought it was still either way. It's been
twenty five, it's been a quarter of a fucking it was.
You're right, it's not the rivalry. Why because Juan Soto
spent three weeks on the Yankees and then left to
go across the city and rivalry.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
I mean, they've always gonna hate each other, by the way,
once they didn't do great that serious to point it
out again.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
But I don't know. I just I was super mad
that they called it rivalry weekend and the biggest rivalry
in the sport was not being played.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
I thought it was a big enough rivalry, and I
think that it was inner city interstate rivalries, so I
thought that that kind of played.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
They'd be like, hey, we're gonna have rivalry weekend. In
the NFL, Cowboys are playing the Texans. It's not even
like they're in state. That's not it's not the rivalry.
It should be Cowboys versus Eagles. It's more Cowboys, Redskins
or Cowboys. Those were built in deep hated fucking rival.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
The Cubs play the Cardinals or okay, they probably played
the White Sox, didn't they Cubs probably played the White Sox.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
I don't know. I didn't rivalry weekend Baltimore. You're gonna
play against fucking New England. Who had Baltimore rival Then Steelers?
All right?

Speaker 5 (58:03):
Baseball Baltimore.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Oh, I don't know. They've been bad for so long.
Like that's the thing, like the Lions Packers. It is
technically a rivalry. I haven't felt it like it was
one my entire life because the lines have sucked. They've
only been good for two years.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Oils should have played DC.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
That I could fuck with.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
That would make sense. Boston should have. I kind of
like that because Boston's the odd man out. It's like,
I know, we have so many rivals. It's like Notre
You're a Notre Dame guy. Everybody's rival is Notre Dame,
but not Dame. I don't really give a fuck about you,
Boston College.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
I mean, it's important to the history, though Notre I
mean Notre Dame's rival. The big one is USC That's
what it is. It used to be Michigan for years.
It was a great, long time rivalry. They were never
Michigan's number one. Michigan's number one will always be Ohio State.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Yeah, so that's kind of like the weird thing about that.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
I've just been in a hater mood lately and little
thing has been setting me off.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Rivalries back. Speaking of rivalries, also back this week. WNBA
is a comeback kid.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
This league. Fuck yeah, bro, fuck yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Nineteenth Amendments haven't finished up their first week yet, but
didn't get my girl. Caitlin Clark did get Asia Wilson,
also got Angel Reese rebound machine, and Aliah Boston got
her to no Fijia Collier killed it this weekend. She
welcomed pagebackers to the WNBA, was like, what's up, Welcome
to the dub bitch. Like, I feeling like the nineteenth

(59:29):
Amendments are gonna probably run it back for the three pet.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
I don't see who's gonna stand in your way.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
I don't know anybody else's name in the league, so.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
I guarantee they don't have a name as good as
the nineteenth.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
I think I'm playing a guy named Doug, but I
don't know one. I think I'm playing a guy named Doug,
but I don't know. Just random people from three years ago.
But I like, I appreciate that the league still continues,
even though when I DM the commission, nothing gets back
to me, so that guy's obviously not checking shit. But
a lot of them auto drafted. I think it was
me and one another guy that did not draft. I'm

(01:00:03):
crushing I got Brittany Grinder.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
I just hope this is a league that, like, in
twenty years, Alex is still talking about and it's all
the same people still.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
I've won the twenty years each other. I've won it
all twenty years. Like I'm honestly the greatest WNBA fantasy
played it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Ever, it just keep going. Caitlyn Clark retires and then
everybody quits the league. Yeah, everybody just wants one chance
this drafter the league folds, but yeah WNBA is back.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
This weekend, the uh I saw that the Kaitlyn Clark
Anduries the Fever Sky game had three point one million
people watching it, which is the biggest audience for a
WNBA game. Ever, uh, they got a little chippy. Angel
Rees probably should have got called for a flagrant on
Kaitlyn Clark's teammate. Then Kaylyn Clark hard fouled her to

(01:00:47):
make sure she couldn't get an easy layup.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
And then when she should have just let it happen
because she was gonna miss anyway, Angel Rees tried to
go at her.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
She there were rumors that it was an alleged attempt
at a sucker punch, but a Leah Boston other Nineteenth
amendmentor a fellow teammate. But again, I like that good
teammate movie. She's like, hey, we're on Alex's w NBA
fantasy team. You can't be punching because if you get suspended,
then where is Alex gonna get his rebounds from.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
It's a good point.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Brittany Grinder helps with the rebounds. But Angel Rees, what
team is Britney Grinder on?

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
She is Atlanta yesterday, Atlanta the Dream obviously, Oh shit,
what's New York? Then?

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
I thought New York was the Liberty. I'm a libs face.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Ah, that's right. Somebody challenged me yesterday to name five
w NBA teams. I did it. It wasn't easy Las
Vegas aces. But now that I know, I said, like
three teams from the wrong city.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
She does play for the dream. I told you, look
at this guy. She's gonna have to go play the
best take Mercury this week. That's gonna be She's going
back home.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
I saw somebody had tweeted out that the funniest thing
about watching the w NBA and all the takes that
people are flying is it's a bunch of fans that
don't watch sports, that have only started watching the w NBA,
So when they see just a regular hard foul, they're
all like, fucking jail racism. That's kind of like, dude,
this is just you don't watch sports. That's sports. They
both sit after the game, Like even Angel Race was like, dude,

(01:02:10):
there was a hard foul. Let's fucking move on. Tensions
were high, and the middle she flopped.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
His fans said mean things too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Well. I saw that they were investigating because they thought
somebody was making monkey noises when she was at the
free throw line. But they've like looked through it and
they're like it kind of sounds more like they were
just impersonating this one. Like streamers laugh because it was
it was a weird look. If you're monkey noises, I
see how you hear it. But when you just if

(01:02:37):
you didn't know that beforehand, you hear the sound, you're like, God,
that person's got an annoying, fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Laugh, but also kind of a weird, fucked up way
that your brain works to be like, oh, they're doing
monkey noises racism. It's like what, I don't know. I
was watching a basketball game Buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Ryan's Ryan Clark called RG three was basically a racist.
He was like, dude, you don't understand what white women
are going through or black women are going through because
you married white women.

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
And he's like, the fuck is I mean two white women?

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
What the fuck? Man? Oh, hey, I know you're a
black guy. You can't talk about black women anymore because
your wife is white.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
And I think, really, at its core, that's what the
WNBA is. It's a is this racist league, and that's
what I feel like. That's gonna help it grow the most.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
I'll be honest, they're finding a way to keep me interested.
So bravo on that. I never it's early. Really, it
was gonna be last year, and that was the only
thing I was gonna care because Kaitlyn Clark was new
and exciting. They're bringing the drama. I mean, I I
just I'm excited for Sabrina and and Brianna Stewart to
just go back to back again. The Libs are gonna

(01:03:39):
win it all again. They're just absolutely dominant. No man,
the fever fever.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
They've gotten twins, Basil, They're building up right, They're building
up right. Eliah Boston looking pretty good again for the
nineteenth and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Then the Aces are always good.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
Aces are always good, even though they lost Kelsey Plump.
But look at me, noe w because I did one
fantasy draft.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
That's about one thousand percent more research than most people
have done.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
That is actually like a good, like life hack, if
you want to seem educated about a sport, like just
do a fantasy draft with randoms that you don't know,
don't even touch it ever again. But then you'll like
kind of remember those people's names, and then you drop
them in a conversation and you're like, Alex knows ball.
It's like, I could not tell you a lot of
other stuff about.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
It, but well, the good thing is you can be
the guy now that I really like her steels. She
leads the league in steals. I don't know if you
know that. Like Alex knows ball, you can be this
guy anytime you hear people talking about the WNBA and
trying to bring police into all of it. But anytime
anyone does, you could be like, dude, you're just a
hot take guy. You don't even know anybody in the league.
Can you name me five players and nobody will be
able to do it? And you rattle off like fifteen,

(01:04:45):
Like see, I know ball, I understand the league. I
know what's going on. You're just seeing shit online. You
really don't fucking know. You're not talking about and stop
talking about politics.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
You're talking about racism in the sport, when really we
should talk about how Page Becker's is struggling as a
rookie because the Fijia College absolutely locked her down in
that first game, and she just seems shook, she seems suck.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
She's been playing at Yukon forever. She seems like she
should have you should have figured out she couldn't do it.
Dallas Wings, I saw somebody else and it made me
laugh so hard that, like they keep trying to push
this rivalry. They should just admit they don't like each other.
First of all, just say it. We all know it's true.
Just say it, get it out there, and then go
along your day. But someone was like, trying to force
this rivalry is like saying Kobe had a rivalry with

(01:05:28):
Marcine Gortat, And I was like, because she is just
Kitlin Clark's so much better at basketball. And it's not
even like saying Angel Reese is bad, which I kind
of think she is. She's just tall, whatever. But Kitlin's
just a different level of athlete Asian Wilson could be
the best player in the league. I'm not even that's

(01:05:49):
the thing. I'm not even saying that Kaitlin Clark's the
best player in the league. She's just on a different
Probably he's easily top three players in the league. Probably,
I don't know. I don't watch it attention to it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
Well, I'm a GM of the team.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
So you women your hashtag girl dad See, yeah, I
should change my name. I was.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
I would have changed the name to the girl Dads.
I could have done that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
No, dude, you don't get rid of a great name
like the nineteen.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
I mean, we give the women the rights, the rights,
the championships.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Yeah, well, if you lose, then you can change the name. Okay, fair,
that's fair, But you're not gonna lose. No, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
I'm fucking This is honestly the most I've cared about
this fantasy league since betting, like since actually exactly a
year ago when the first week happened, and I cared then.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
And if you do lose, you should just change your
name to the Suffragettes.

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
I don't hate that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
But if I do lose, also, I just I don't
care the Leslie Nopes. I'm just powerful women. That's who
I root for. The other fictional I don't care the
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Ruth Conda, the Forever's all right, all right,
w NBA is back, and then our last comeback kid

(01:07:01):
this week is Chickens and or Guns. I get like
I might. I felt my fucking temperature rise as I
read that or Guns because we did our pressure cooker
mock draft last week a little bit of fuckery.

Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
I don't believe there was fuckery.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
I believe there was fuckery.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
I think there was an error. There was immediately made
up for. There's an areas immediately made up for. But
we had a pressure cooker mock draft last week we
had to have somebody being last place. Robert already won
the season, and Pat and I were tied for last place,
so somebody had to lose. So the winner of last
week was free and did not have to either grab
a cops gun or raise chickens, which was the punishment

(01:07:41):
for last place in mock draft season.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
This year, and.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
Robert picked the topic. We did not have any prep.
Robert told us on the pod right then, and we
had to go and put our list together without any prep.
He did the mock draft of embarrassing things. I had
fifty the vote and Pat had forty three percent of
the vote. Now Pat has a little complaint, and I

(01:08:06):
understand what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
I wouldn't call it a complaint. I'd call it more
of a gripe.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Gripe so I always put the post to it starts
at three that night, and it starts at three that day,
and then it goes until five pm the following day.
I did not realize that I had not moved over
the day. I usually put one day and in two hours.
I mean, okay, but when we look at it, there

(01:08:31):
were ten votes. I already did the math because you
bitched about it all all weekend and they riped about it.
At five o'clock, Robert texted me. I was out of
work thing and Robert was like, hey, did you mean
to end the poll today? And I was like, fuck, no,
I didn't. And I so I walked away from a
work gig and the like. It was like ho oh shit,
and immediately put up another pole was like, hey, there's

(01:08:52):
been an issue. So I extended it two hours because
it was the amount of time that that poll took
before it ended. Accidentally, it was a premature ending. It
was supposed to end at five pm that Friday, and
at five pm Thursday, you had out of the ten
votes you were you beat.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
You made two votes, ten votes that he recorded.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
I didn't see that. I had to the final also,
it was it was great how that poll disappeared afterwards,
so I couldn't go back and check the votes. I
could only have it Alex's screenshot that I sent it
to you. Yeah, a screenshot that you took. That doesn't
tell me that that was the end of voting. It does, though,
that was photoshopped ten votes. Final results. Pat had sixty percent.

(01:09:35):
I had forty percent, So that would be six votes
for Pat two votes for me. Not a magetician, if
you say so.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
And then the final the final poll had forty six votes.
I had fifty four percent, you had forty six percent.
So we're fine. Fine, break down the math on that.
It's fine. And you also had two more hours to
get your people that would have voted for you to
vote again.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
I tried, and they did. And the way when that
poll ended, when we we were all sitting here and
everyone thought Alex lost the mood in the room, was
I slaughtered you in that? Because I did? I had
so much better. I'm done making bets on fan voted things.
You're a celebrity. I can't beat that. I didn't. I
didn't use that though I didn't do that. Yeah, just

(01:10:17):
because you didn't use it doesn't mean it's not there.
People will just also not only are you slipper, you're
a likable person. I'm not. It's not my fault. That's
why no more bets on fan voting. Baby, they can't
get a fucking fair vote on this. I'm not saying
this was right or wrong, but we all saw what
Emma posted. What I did not see that she was

(01:10:38):
shitting on my I was like, hey, vote for me,
which you send all to your group chats? And I
had to. I have no other choice.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Y'all are my group chat. I don't send it to
my other guys. My other guys don't have Twitter, so
they can't vote.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Not only that, I used my personal and my fucking
Guycology account to vote for me. So really, without my
own votes, he beat me like eighty percent of twenty,
which is bullshit. He's using burners. I was. I was
going to admit that at the end, one way or
the other, if it was a close photo, make take
two votes off because I used a fucking burner on it.
The two votes right there and on the first one, yeah,
right there, and then we go to the other one.

(01:11:10):
I I was gonna explain all of this. Also, I
heavily lobbied my friends. I was like, I don't give
a fuck what you think, go vote for me on
this one.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Yeah, this was definitely the most lobbied.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
So like, I no, no, I'm no, no, I'm talking
about offline. I was telling everybody my friends that didn't
have Twitter. I was like, I fucking hate you. I
was like, everyone else, go vote for me. Now, honestly,
I don't know if they did. They could have just
ignored me. They could have voted for Alex. A few
of them said they did. I can't beat your fan base.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
It's our fan base.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
It's more years our fan base on this. But there's
a lot of people Rod Ryan Show, people that don't listen,
that see the polls, vote for you. I lost. I lost,
fair and fucking square. It is what it is. I'm
gonna get shot.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
It's okay, oiler, just grab it and it'll be a
fun prank.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
I mean there, Hell, you might have to have special
guests for a few weeks while I'm in jail.

Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
I think you might go to jail for a while
if you try a cops.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
I don't know, white privilege. I'm banking on that. You
got that. There they go for you. But yeah, I've
already tried to think of ways. I'm like, can I
just grab his arm on a really muscular cop? You good,
get a stripper, grab a cops dick and say that,
I don't know, get a stripper.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
To dressed up like a cop and then try and
grab her gun.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Cops just be kicked out of having a stripper. We didn't.
But you know what, I respect the process. I'm gonna try.
I'm kind of grab a real cops gun. Okay. I
never said I'm just gonna walk up and grab it.
I am going to get permissions.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
If somebody had tweeted the like Pat, I can't wait
to hear Pat's updates every week, I'd take care of chickens,
and I was like, oh, he's one hundred percent committed
to do any other one like he's not touching chickens.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Let's be honest, if either one of us lost chickens
were never going to happen, it was always the gun.
It was always the gun because I'd rather chance chill
time then have to raise fucking chickens because I'm not
gonna feed them and I don't want chickens to starve
to death in mine. That's very fucking me.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
Eat them, raise them, to eat them.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
That takes effort and money to raise chickens. And they're loud,
they're ship everywhere you red. I'm not gonna build a
fucking coop. Also, this thing, I rent pretty sure I'm
not allowed to have chickens but in my residential neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
But if it sucks, up your house and like you
rent you know, oh, I just have to.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Pay for it and then get evicted and then have
a problem. Getting a fucking is not your problem, you know.
So that literally is my long term not your problem.
Any cops that are listening feeling generous, um you he'll
make a donation to the one hundred club. No, I
just I feel like I want to become more friends.
I always say that I back the Blue, but I

(01:13:43):
don't do anything. Maybe we should hang out. I'll come
to your house. I'll cook your dinner sometime. You know,
I have a couple of beers. Maybe I'll grab a gun.
You know, we'll just I just want to hang out
as friends.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
But if you agree to let him do that, which
is cool, you're allowed to.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
You also have to make pat like put one of
those punisher stickers in the back of his truck and
then also have like the backruck Corolla.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
I'll fucking I'll put any sticker you want them.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
I know, close your eyes, imagine to punish your sticker
on like a Corolla.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Funny. Let me put it this way, think of it
on a truck. Don't you if I know you when
you're a cop and we're together anywhere, you better let
me grab your gun or I'm gonna do it, and
he's gonna just do it, yeah, because and he's not
gonna try and do it. He's not gonna try and
use it for anything bad. Well, I'm just gonna touch
he's gonna grab a grab it, and he's gonna hand
right back to you now, So just don't freak out.
Then you have to file a report looks bad for you,

(01:14:32):
or you don't. You could just pretend to an app
or you could just let me grab your gun and
we both stay fucking quiet about it. See that happens.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
Also, from what I've learned about police in the past,
sometimes it is they just there's. People are very hush
hush about things that happen.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Yeah, I'm very good at being hushed.

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
Very hush hush when it comes to this time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
When it comes to illegal things, I'm very good at
hush in a Rodney King situation, friends, I have no
filter for things that are legal illegal things. Your boys,
A steel.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Tracked law enforcement should really be more like fun you
think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
I was actually I got an idea from an episode
of X Files I was watching yesterday or two days ago,
and it was a guy. It was a whole elaborate
theme that he was doing, but it was someone that
knew the cop and he's like, Hey, what kind of
gun do you carry there? He's like, oh, it's a
because the guy had been in acting. He's like, I'm
thinking about getting something for self protection now because the
guy had lost his legs and I feel weak. I
need So the cop goes, oh, here, it takes out

(01:15:32):
his clip and checks it and hands him the gun.
That's all you need. That counts. And I was like,
can I just go to cops and be like, what
kind of gun do you have there? Can I see it?
Take the clip out for me? Oh? They probably won't
do it. Not at Buzzfest anyway, where there's lots of witnesses.
I'm going to ask every cop at Busfest. If I
don't do it without asking, oh no, no, oh God.

(01:15:54):
In a public area, I would never think that I
can't get you shot when it's hot, people are drinking,
because I'm gonna be drinking, so I gotta do it
right away.

Speaker 4 (01:16:03):
Here's an idea, Just like buy a security shirt and
then just act like at a random event or something,
they just be like, oh, hey, I gotta patch it down.
But I know you're going to work. I gotta patch
it down. I just get you gotta hand me the gun.
I gotta put it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure security does not get to pat
down cops, but they don't know that always. Maybe I
don't think any cop is gonna just hand their gun
over to fucking stadium security.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
But no, you expect you gotta walk through the metal
detector here. Then you put it on the table straight
up on its thick Hey, buy a metal detector.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Excuse me, an officer. You can have a moment of
your time. I Uh, I lost a really fucking stupid
bet and uh I have to grab a cops gun now.
I'm standing six feet away. I'm not next to you,
so I'm fat no quick movements. Okay, if you just
hand it here, If you could help me out here
so that I don't actually have to get shot in
the future to clip out, blah blah blah, we go

(01:16:54):
into a dark room, nobody has to see anything. Let
me grab your gun.

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
Yeah, I think that's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
I think if I break down the situation, that's very fair. Now,
the problem be they're in uniform at the time, probably
can't do and also problem might be a buzzfest. Ooh,
does anybody know any cop bars in the city, because
if I can do it in front of like thirty
other cops, picked lives. Listen, everybody above board. You're gonna
point your guns at me as I'm doing this. Nothing
sketchy's gonna happen. I just true, true, That's what I

(01:17:21):
need to do. I need to find a cop bar,
become a regular, or just find a cop that wants
to go to like a shooting range and see if
you can borrow his gun. Do all. That's very easy.
I didn't even think about shooting ranges. That's the loophole. Yeah,
that's part of it. You've thought about this for weeks.
I've thought so much about it. I was like, how
can I get out of this. I'm fucking sweating talking

(01:17:43):
about this, dude, I'm so scared. I've never monitored the
A poll more than I did, and I was losing
for a good portion of it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
And then I was like, that's also wild.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Fuck fuck fuck oh I brow a large portion of
that second pole too. I was in the lead, like
fifty two to fucking forty eight, fifty four, but it
was like within like one two votes. It wasn't then
all of a sudden he jumped up by like twenty
six votes, and I was.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Like, when I saw the first pull, it looked really decisive,
like it was pat like there's ten votes.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Because I think I started out like I got like
six or six of the first eight votes, and then
I didn't get any more on the first because that
was when I told my friend as soon as it
went up. Immediately I text my friends like, you Coxhuckers,
better all cover for me right fucking now. But I
was very nervous the whole time. I'm even more nervous
than now than you were there. Yeah, and I was.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
I was running through all the scenarios like me, do this,
do this, this is so.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
And you know what the fucked up thing is. I'm
probably gonna pay up on this one before any of
the other breads.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
From two years ago, my plan if I lost, I
was gonna get us one of my cousin's kids dressed
up as a cop for.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
Halloween and be like, maybe I would have played.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Honestly, I think if Robert had lost, we would have
come up with something else for him. No, I think
Robert would have done that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
That's funny. That's a very robberd way to play it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
I mean, neither one of us would have expected Robert
to get chickens or grab a pops go and.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
We would have come up with Also the best part
is that if you don't do that, then we give
you shit for it NonStop, and that would just be
forever and that would be funny.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Oh no, it is fun Like right now, I still
haven't got my fantasy football trophy from last year, or
like every day last week two years ago. Yeah, every
day of the last week I bring it up in
the group chat so everyone else will roast my Yeah,
yeah I was a Friends of four. Yeah it's a
friends of four all right, But yeah, chickens and or
guns probably guns are back this week. And then let's
move on to the not cool segment, where we tell

(01:19:35):
you what's not cool with our little venting sessh and
uh we get uh, we get to bitch to you
about stuff that happens to us each week. If you
get run over by a truck, very not cool. If
you StEB your to also not cool. It's not as
not cool, but still not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
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you can reach out to us. On the not Cool
segment at Pass Gray pot hashtag PTG not cool. And
and and then just kind of like you know, vent
and try and do like four to five sentences be
you know, have to be super specific about like names

(01:20:07):
or anything like that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
Just something that's easy to read off.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
We'll get to that.

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uh comment some ideas for Pat to be able to
get a cop to you know, hand him his firearm.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
I was gonna say, maybe you don't say firearm on
that everyone. I was gonna say, everyone should comment their
favorite gun. But I think if everyone's commenting guns, that
could probably be a potential problem when the algorithm.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Give yourself a little grace, all right, just give yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
A little bit, you know, everyone just say good luck Pat.
Be accountable, yeah, comment good luck pack Yeah yeah yeah.
F's in the chat for Pat. F the chat. Everyone
reach out to all the cops you know and let
them know how of a guy I am. Yeah, I'm
a piece of ship, but I'm a good guy.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
And yeah, give yourself some grace, buddy, I know you're
gonna hold yourself accountable to this. You have a lot
of accountability and grace, and you're going to do this
gracefully as well.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
With accountability.

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Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Not cool man?

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
All right, we have one listener viewers submitted not cool
that we're gonna do today. It's just from Raymundo being
a videz at k Mundo b on X and he
says he's not cool. Is my car battery died and
left me stuck in a parking lot. I had the
car battery dying not cool a couple of about a
month or so ago. And yeah, it's just the worst

(01:21:58):
because you're like gonna go do whatever I'm gonna do.
Oh fuck, let me try again.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
There's one big difference though. A month ago it was
like seventy eight degrees. Now it's already like ninety two,
which means if you're in a parking lot, you're on concrete,
which means it probably feels more like one hundred and two.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
Yeah, ninety That sucks so bad, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
I'm sorry, brother.

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
I love you and peace love you, buddy. I think
we'll see him this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
It was fest so I hope that never happens to
you again. Yeah. Man. The worst is when like your
battery dies and you go to get it tested, like
they look just I didn't realize this until years ago
when mine died, and on top of it, they're like,
you see those numbers, the three two oh or that
means it should have died in twenty twenty. You're about
four years pass needing batteries. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
I don't open the hood of my fucking car all
the time, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
My bad.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Okay, but hey, I knew that it also. I think
that was the only battery I've ever had that had
the numbers on the top. I don't remember ever seeing
dates on them.

Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
Think I told me that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
He's like, yeah, I mean it said it was. You
should have gone bad like six months ago. I swear didn't.
So if it's working, why would I get a new one?

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
It's Harry Potter magic. Those numbers don't appear until the
battery dies. Probably that's what it is. Probably, But also
I got like two extra years out of that battery.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
Right, Like, yeah, I'm not gonna like if it says
it's gonna go bad, then I'm not gonna just buy
a battery and hang on to it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
You just want to tell the guy listen, I'm a
guy that let his battery get so old and died,
not a car guy. I look like I was looking
out of the hood. If anything, this is on all
the mechanics I've been to in the last four years.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
Yeah they should. They should, guess, try to have something
all the time. I would have said no, But still.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
If they had just said your batteries a year expired,
I would have been like, Okay, I'm not getting it today,
but I will get on that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
Oh, think about it later, and then I probably still won't.
That's a solid not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
I can go first, if you guys want, I always
do cheese dip Fridays with my wife if we're both home.
I had these are so fucking cute.

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
Well, it's just easy to do, you know what I
had to think of dinner and Tuesday cheesy. I do
pizza on podcast days because I'm usually.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
Uh so we I had a work gig on Friday,
I had an event. I had an event Friday that
I did.

Speaker 5 (01:24:19):
I slept on a baseball field.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
It was sick.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
But then Saturday, I was like, guess what we do
cheese Friday on Saturday?

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
So we did that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
I had been drinking a little bit, and I was
a little tired from the night before, and I had
set a time on my watch, but it was a
very quiet timer, and I snoozed on the couch for a.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Second and then woke up to it ringing.

Speaker 4 (01:24:39):
I don't know how long I had been ringing, but
the cheese day had bubbled over and I was able
to to think the cheese. It was fine that night,
but because it bubbled over, that just meant that to
the next day. When I tried to start the oven up,
it smelt like burnt ship and then just filled my
kitchen with smoke, and then I had to do the
whole like cleaning the oven thing, which is a pain

(01:25:00):
the ass.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Clean the oven is the worst fucking shore in the world.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
By the way, baking soda water, I put in a
little solo cup, put like half and half, stir it up,
and then just poured it on there. Waited thirty minutes.
You can kind of scrape it off. It makes it
a lot easier to scrape off. But that was that
was my move because I was just trying to use
the like scraperra I use on my It's like a
rubber scraper for a cast iron scale it, and that

(01:25:25):
was not doing anything. And I was like can I
just leave it? And like is it gonna burn it
all out? And I was just kind of stole my
house a smell like.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
This is are you gonna do the tinfoil on the
bottom of the oven so it does not to put
foil there? Oh, there's some of them. You can older
ones where they have the coils like exposed right there.
You can't really do it. Yeah, that's I've cleaned three
ovens in my life, and every time it's been after
I've lived somewhere for like two and a half or
more years and I'm moving out, I'm like, oh fuck,

(01:25:52):
this needs to be cleaning. I don't know if you
know this. If you go years without cleaning the oven,
it's a fucking cunt to clean. But that's why, dude,
the baking sided thing, I looked it up and that
was like, that was very helpful. Oh yeah, no, it helps.
But when it's been baked on there.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
For four and a half five years, that's the base
that loosens it up, and then it's easy to get off.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
It's still it's just yeah, it's one of those things
where you would just run the thing. If you would
take five minutes once a year, that's all you need.

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
But every time you're like thinking about cleaning your oven
is when you're getting something out of here, I should
clean it. Also, it's fucking hot. I can't clean it
right now, it's too hot.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
There are two times I think about cleaning an oven
when I'm moving and when shit spills, and when you
put something into the oven as it's preheated ho and
you go, damn, this is I should clean this soon,
And then you don't think about it again until you're moving.
Then it's food to something else in the Yeah, food time,
I'm gonna eat. I there's food, I want it now.
I have to let this cool for at least thirteen
days after I use it before. Yeah. Clean it really

(01:26:43):
too hot. Yeah, cleaning ovens, I'm sorry, buddy, that sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
And it was just like one of those chores I
have to do it now because it's already smelling my
house up. I was like, maybe I'll just let it
burn it off, and then I could just see the
smoke coming out of the oven.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
I was like, no, oh, that's the one that you hope.
You're like, well, this bubbled over yesterday, but hopefully this
turns into blow black crowd on the bottom and doesn't
smell again.

Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
No, it's actually just immediately smoke's coming up.

Speaker 4 (01:27:04):
And I was like, let's take the smoke detector off
real fast and do this.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
But yeah, that that's a very good not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:27:12):
It was a solid and it was like, because I
dozed off much today and I could have just not
done that, So not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
What do you guys got? Mine is just before I
was leaving work today, Like as I'm getting ready to
leave my boss, it's like, hey, I'm coming by I
gotta use the van for this. I'm like, cool, I go.
I was pulling it out of the parking spot form
so it's a nice and need to pull out. I
realize it's full in the back, so I was like,
I gotta get shit out of here. It's hot, I'm sweating.

(01:27:39):
I'm standing up in the van because it's one of
those big Ford transit vans that like, I can stand
up straight in it. But at the very end, by
the door where the door latches closed, there's like two
knobs that come down that are just tall enough to
where I am no longer tall enough to slide past them.
I fucking whacked the shit out of my head on there,
Like I don't I can feel a bump right here.

(01:28:00):
I don't think you can really see it. I almost cried.
I hit my head. It's so hard.

Speaker 5 (01:28:05):
I always doing something that happens.

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
I allow myself to a little, a little time for grace,
a little just give yourself all the grace I did,
and then hold yourself accountable.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
And I stepped out the van. I stopped. I stopped
taking shit out of it. At that point, I was like,
when he gets here, I'll hope this is enough. I
just got angry, started to well up a little bit.
I'm fucking wiping my eyes. Luckily i'm out back, nobody
else is outside.

Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
Yeah, I'm fucking just cussing into the air when your
eyewaters from like pain and Nick, you're not even.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
But that just made me angrier. It made me angrier
that I hit my head so hard I almost started crying.
It just fucking because my anger was just building all day.
I woke up, great mood, plenty of sleep, I was
having a good day to get to work. It was
one of those days where just as soon as you
start interacting with coworkers everything they do business, you off.
Yeah for no reason. Like we hadn't even gotten busy yet,
and I'm still running every server's food to their table,

(01:28:55):
and I hate confrontations. I'm not gonna say anything to him.
I'm just gonna internally get angry because I'm Irish and
that's what we do, push to keep it inside. And
I'm just getting fucking angry and angry. And then I
whacked my head and it was just like the final naril.
I was like, thank God, I'm getting out of here
right fucking now, because I'm about to shoot somebody in
the face.

Speaker 5 (01:29:12):
I had one at that couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
I was trying to move laundry and my daughter was
upstairs and I was keeping an eye and I like,
don't do that. They'll go over there, they'll like, you know,
you gotta keep an eye. And then I could hear
it get in something and I looked back real fast, bang,
and it's like that might have been a concussion, but
oh fuck, it was one.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Your eyes you start watering, that's what. It's fine, it's fine,
and you tell yourself it's fine, Like it's not fine,
because I wouldn't tell you myself that. I would almost
rather hit my head so hard I get a concussion
than not, because at least when that happens, you're like,
whoa dude, I knocked the shit out of myself. I
gotta reset. That sucks. When you just hit your head
and it hurts, it's just nothing but anger. Yeah, it's

(01:29:53):
like the funny bone. That's like a funny bone move.

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
You're like, this is gonna be fine in thirty seconds,
but right now is the thirty seconds of pain.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
The funny won't Actually I don't know what it is.
I've trained my body over the years of hitting it
so many times. We're like at first, like and then
I just start laughing because I'm like, this is the
dumbest injury. But yeah, I laugh at it. I can
laugh at everything.

Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
You don't laugh, you'll cry.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
It's not cool though. Yeah, he's and peas buddy, thank you,
thank you. I needed that, Bobby, what you got.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
I have a pimple on my armpit and it hurts
to put the odor on, and I's just gonna clog
up the poors more when you're putting the other on it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Now, that's a great one. That is a really good
one because it's it doesn't seem like it would be
a great one, but like that I relatable. It's without
a doubt, the most painful spot to pop too. Yeah,
like every and I've always figured this is just a
fat thing, being so fat, and then in the summer
you get sweaty and it's just sweat pockets and it happens.
I'll get like one that's a good one, like right

(01:30:53):
below the hair of my armpit, so where like I
can feel if I could just have the strength to
squeeze this, I'm gonna get a shitload of puss and
I start crying. Yeah, because it's it's like once a year,
probably gonna come up in the next couple I'll keep
you guys updated. Yeah, now that it's sweaty season.

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
It's unpleasant. It's unpleasant.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
It's the worst.

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
And it's one of those it's just like sore and
pop it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
And you're like, I think I'd probably rather hit my
head than have one of those.

Speaker 5 (01:31:21):
Yeah, I have to clear my oven again.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
I have one of those. So you have the you
have the best not cool. By best, I mean worst,
because then you just got to sit there and you're like, well,
either I gotta wait for this to get big enough
to just easily pop, or and then especially if it's
in a spot where like as it starts to get bigger,
you just move your arm and you hit and it
hurts and.

Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
You're like, yo, that's how it is. Now.

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
Oh, you you had one in the back and like
under your hair or whatever on your head and then
you like put a hat on and you can feel
like it just taps the hat and you're like, ah,
like that's one of the bad ones. That's a really
bad one. And then the ones like on the inside
of your nose sometimes bad.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
Inside of the nose, there's not really a lot of
real estate to like and pinch it, and then you're
just tearing up the whole time you're doing it. It's
like the only thing worse than in the nose is
the armpit. Those sucks armpits. Yeah, yeah, that's a really
good knocko. I have to assume Ballsack would probably actually
even ballsack when it sucks that bad. It's all loose skin.

(01:32:18):
You can get after that easy. It's gonna be delicate
with it. But yeah, great, not Robbie, you win. Yeah,
Mundo still wins.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
You win between these Yeah, out of the group, inside
ye inside the past Grady Memorial Studios.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
Again. If you want to submit you're not cool it.
Hit us up. We're at pass gray Pod. Use the
hashtag PTG not cool. On X let's move to the
answer segment.

Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
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Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
That's how we'll search for them.

Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
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Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
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Speaker 4 (01:33:09):
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You want us to tell you any of that stuff.
Hit us up at pass grey pod hashtag ptg answers.
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(01:33:31):
logo shirt where they do that, we're gonna add the
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flags up. We put flags up and the blankets by
next week. Yeah, but next week's pod. I don't know
by the blankets, but yes, there are blankets on the site.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
I did.

Speaker 4 (01:33:44):
I've looked at the site before and if not, just
well we'll just make different flags, say they're blankets. Yeah, okay,
nobody else hurt the bleep that part.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:33:55):
This is the answer segment.

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
Just answer the question, answer, don't thanks the subject. Just
question kept, answer answers, answer.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
Any questions. Our first question comes from josh Tree Caudle
at Joshua Tree seven and three, and Josh Tree says,
is the letter Z just a seven on its knees?
It's a dirty seven. It's a dirty seven. I like that.
I like that, a little little sluttye seven there. I
like that a lot. I awesome, but also fuck you

(01:34:36):
for now. I'll never see ze the same way again.

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
I think it looks like, you know how the Pixar
thing on Toy Story it was the lamp h and
he just jumped on it until he squished it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
It looks like that tried to do that, but like
it snapped. But seven was like fuck you know.

Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
Seven was like if you see me, I ate nine
and then like the lamp flew off and it was
just kind of like it was damaged by it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
So he was the Z.

Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
He was just a little squish down seven. It was
a lowercase seven. Z is also a lowercase seven. A
lower kase Z is a lowercase seven.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
No, I don't agree with that with it. No, I can't,
I can't. I want to. I love being the yes man.
Can't do it sometimes, just do it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:16):
You have to do it there on.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Fuck yeah, dude, it's lower There we go, There we go.
Yeah we're back. Yeah we're back. Podcasts work better when
you yes and.

Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
Letter to Z is seven thirty seven.

Speaker 5 (01:35:32):
It's a dirty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
I like that. That's a good one. But you got
you got dirty seven and that one. I I what else?
We go?

Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
Okay, this is from I love. This is a very
long one.

Speaker 4 (01:35:46):
This is from Cali House, who I don't believe has.

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
Ever written in before.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
If you have, I apologize. But Cali House sent this
email in and says it's a very long one, so
buckle up CALLI says.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
Throughout my life, I'm a third thirty eight year old woman.

Speaker 4 (01:36:01):
I have probably lived with just as many women as
I have men, and I can't think of a single
male who didn't have to start his day with the
ritual of coughing, snorting, hawking, and spitting up loogies every
damn day. Some are worse offenders than others, but I
swear they all do it. My dad, my husband, my son,
ex boyfriends, roommates, coworkers, family members, and even friends who

(01:36:25):
have come to visit for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
Why. I have a couple thoughts, all right. On the
most basic level, I think it's just that women take
better care of their bodies than we do. They eat better,
they eat cleaner, they usually have a nighttime routine, a
bedtime routine. They get to bed at decent hours. Uh huh.
Most guys, I know, we just kind of fucking live

(01:36:49):
life and then pass out, and then we wake up
in the morning and do the same shit again. We're
not really taking care of ourselves. Also, on a secondary
level of it, I think, and this is gonna sound weird,
but emotions and your body health have to go in common.
I think it's because men just bottle up a lot
more shit. Women express their emotions. They get it out
because you know, as a dude, you never cry, but
when you do, it feels good. You get a good

(01:37:10):
cry out. I think says women are expressing their emotions.
Get out, guys, We fucking bottle every last goddamn thing
down in there, so when you wake up in the morning,
it's I'm not a big My brother was like if
I woke up when he woke up when we lived together,
because he is that guy snorts loogi's all that I
get a little cough in the morning sometimes.

Speaker 4 (01:37:31):
I've never been trying all that crud out of your mouth,
which is weird because I snore like a motherfucker, so
you'd think I'd have a lot of that built up.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
I'm just dry mouth. I just I cough and then
I drank the shower water. That's what I do to
get there. I think it's just women are on a
more likely basis, are just healthier than men. That is
because I've never met a woman who does it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
That is like, actually like a really good answer.

Speaker 4 (01:38:00):
My answer is going to be that we don't have periods,
and that's because like when you have periods, you get
all that stuff out with, you know, with that stuff
answer and like us being guys, guys being dudes, like
we don't have periods to like sync up with the
rest of our bodies every month, so like all of
that crowd, it just it backs up in like our

(01:38:21):
head and our throat and everywhere else, and then in
the morning you wake up and you gotta get rid
of this.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
You gotta get the poison out.

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
So that's basically like, that's why men don't have periods,
because we hawk loogis and cough and snort every single
morning right after we get up.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
Maybe, I mean, that just made me think of something
else when women are all like, we have to deal
with periods and childbirds, what do you have to deal with?
That's what we deal with, the congestion of the morning.
Women don't have that.

Speaker 5 (01:38:44):
I am very congested every morning.

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
That's what men deal with.

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
That's what we that's our that's our burden to carry O.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
So next time you hear your husband wake up a
in the morning or your son wake up and cough
and hack and sneeze and cough up logis that's our
period and we have it every day. We don't. You
guys are lucky that you only have to have your
period one week a month. You know. Yeah, I fuck
it every day I wake up and you know what,
I don't complain. Yeah, maybe ladies you could learn something

(01:39:10):
from that. Maybe stop complaining.

Speaker 4 (01:39:12):
I just suffer in silence, and by silence I mean
very loudly in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
I go Have you ever considered that maybe you're a cat.

Speaker 5 (01:39:24):
I had to be a hairball.

Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
It's not a hairball. Never been a hairball, Never been
a hairball. But yeah, like you're always thinking about yourself,
but really that's why.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
Like maybe try considering what those men are going through. Yeah,
we like it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:39):
They're not doing it for you necessarily, They're not doing
it to annoy you. They're doing it because they have to.
I will say the most man thing I think I
do though I'm a I'm a loud you honor.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
I want to be that way. And then like not
to brag, but I can get it fully from my dad.

Speaker 4 (01:39:54):
I started working out, getting into working out last month
or so, and like if I do like a good
work out, like I am turning to like like I'm like,
don't like I catch my stuff and I just immediately
stop it, like don't we can't be that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
Oh No, I've been thinking because I've been doing a
lot of I've been doing a lot of groans with
every movement lately, and I'm like and then on the weekends,
all right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I've been just gonna
keep going on walks every weekend and then I wake
up at one point thirty. I'm like, well, it's the
hottest part of the fucking day. I can't go for
a walk now, I'll do it when the sun goes down.
Then the sun goes down. Sports and mosquito sports are

(01:40:27):
on playoff sports. Can't go walk during the playoffs and
also would have a mosquito bites to U West Nile.
Honestly didn't even think about mosquito bites, thank you, because
I would have gotten half a mile away from my house.

Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
Saved your life right there.

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
Yeah you ka, No, I live in Houston, all right,
but you still live west yes, and there's lots of mosquitoes.
Lots oh not there you go. See he's putting the
DAZZI should just start walking, no period, we're susceptible to west. Now.
Oh that's I should just start going up and down
my stairs because one it's in air conditioning, and two

(01:40:57):
I can do that with a bourbon in my hand.
And then and you want to get crazy with it,
and the drunker I get the less ill feel my muscles.
I can push myself farther.

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
Yeah, start with the bourbon instead of a weight, and
then maybe you grab it, you buy a kettle bill
and then maybe why.

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
Is whiskey just steroids? Basically people are talking basically, Yeah,
I think we're getting to the bottom of a lot
of very important topics. Yeah, so basically, uh yeah, men,
we struggled just as much as you women. Maybe fucking
stop yelling at us for it. So what was pastor
Gravy about this week? Guys? We talked about Mormons, the

(01:41:31):
w n b A, and why men's lives are harder
than women and why men don't have periods. Robert write
that down so he doesn't have to ask us at
the that's a description.

Speaker 5 (01:41:42):
Nailed it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
Great question, Kelly.

Speaker 4 (01:41:45):
You'm glad that we could educate you on on men's
changing bodies and why we are the way we are.
If you got any more questions, hit us up. It's
literally we're like, if you got medical advice and any
advice you need, that's why. That's why we did that stuff.
But appreciate your writing into the show cat. This is
from Abby Givens. We were just talking about Abby Givens.
She bought a pass Gavy logo Shirtpassgivy merch dot com.

(01:42:08):
When we do our Gravy Day post tomorrow, we're going
to post her on that because she's awesome and she
supports the pod, so we support her. But Abby's at
Abbi givens seventeen on X and she says power rank
these field day events. She gives us egg and spoon, ralay,
tug of War, water balloon toss, sack race, and three

(01:42:28):
legged race.

Speaker 5 (01:42:30):
Robert, go first, you did do field day?

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
No, I never did.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Your school didn't have field day.

Speaker 5 (01:42:38):
That was like the funnest day.

Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
I don't remember ever doing three of these things.

Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
You you're aware of them, though, right, I'm aware field Day.
I've watched Malcolm in the middle. Okay, that's that's pretty good.
What three did you not do?

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
I did not do? Uh, Tug of War, sack race
or three legged race.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
Those are the most basic ones I was gonna say.

Speaker 5 (01:43:00):
I feel like those are all Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
Those are the three that are at number the ones
I've never done. Okay, well, rank Robert rank them.

Speaker 4 (01:43:07):
So my number one water balloon toss, All right, I
don't hate that answer.

Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
Number two.

Speaker 1 (01:43:13):
I'm going.

Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
I'm going against spoon relay number three. I'm going three
legged race followed by sack race and then Tug of
War last.

Speaker 4 (01:43:30):
Okay, I'll go next all right, I'll go next. I
have I'm gonna go five to one. I have five
a sack race. I'm kind of basing this on, like
what I think this is that like athletically like sack race,
it's just jumping.

Speaker 5 (01:43:44):
It's jumping. Yes, coordination goes into.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
It, but coordination, cardio stamina. Three legged race arguably the
most athletic one in this but okay, three.

Speaker 4 (01:43:55):
Legged race number four because three legged raise takes both teamwork,
speed and finesse and stamina on that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
So it's kind of like the Sacris, Like you can
just boss hog that yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:44:04):
You gotta like, you gotta pat and I have to
work as a unit, which I think makes it a
little bit more difficult. So that's gonna be four. Three
is egg and spoon relay because it's finesse, teamwork and
speed right there too. You gotta be like, hey, I'm
not gonna drop this egg. But I can also run
quickly enough to you where we're gonna beat the shit
out of them. So I think that's that's a lot
of skill. Water balloon toss is two accuracy, soft hands.

(01:44:28):
You always get the idiots, they're just like, why would
you throw that? Thirty feet over that guy's head. We're
not We're this is the second toss. What are you
even doing? Like you see the kids that just had
no coordination at all. You're like, I, I'm clearly meant
to be a receiver. I got soft hands, I got
I got baby soft hands. Right here, I'm gonna catch
it every time. I'm gonna toss it right to you,
not too hard, not too not too far, but right
to you. I think water balloon tells you when you

(01:44:48):
see somebody that really sucks with water balloon tosses, tells
you a lot about a person, tells you a lot
about a person. And then number one is tug awards.
Just like that's that was the fun part of field day.
Usually was the end of field day. You're like, all right,
let's go. So sometimes you were in a shitty class.
It wasn't as strong as the other class, but like
that is a feat of strength, and it kind of
determines who the goat is. Right, you win the tug
of war even if you're not the strong person in class,

(01:45:09):
Like you felt like the strong person in class because.

Speaker 5 (01:45:11):
You want the tug of war.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
It's one of the best feelings in the world.

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
Like when the NFL doesn't do the Pro Bowl anymore,
but they did the Pro Bowl games. Dexter Lawrence and
Elik Neighbors were on the NFC team going against the
AFC team, and I was like, I need the NFC
to win.

Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
It's been a rough year.

Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
I need this, I need this, And like, what is
the highlight of vid is like the NFC Pro Bowlers
winning the Tug of War in the Pro Bowl games
because Dexter Lawrence was the the anchor.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
But yeah, what do you got? Also, just a quick
update on something we were talking about earlier, Skimmity Toilet
movie has begun production.

Speaker 4 (01:45:51):
Literally everybody saw Minecraft so that they're all trying it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:55):
Why all right? I will go, like you five to one,
five three legged race. It should be fun, it should
be amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:46:02):
If you get a ship partner, your fuck Never had
a part ship partner, you're fucked.

Speaker 1 (01:46:06):
Never had a partner that was equal to me and
I want to go fast. They couldn't keep up. I
could have ran in a circle because they couldn't run
fast enough. I don't like relying on somebody else that much,
But you.

Speaker 4 (01:46:17):
Have a good partner like Owen Mercer, I have not
that kid. That kid was in I lived in Memphis, Tennessee.
I was in probably first grade, their first or second grade,
don't even remember what grade it was. Owen Mercer, he's
a real one. We dominated the three leg a race.
I don't I don't know what he's up to today
at all, but like I will never forget that kid.

Speaker 3 (01:46:39):
He got it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
He was and he knew my rhythm. I knew his rhythm.
We knew what to do. You just you never had
a set partner when I was doing it, though. Yeah,
you just get paired, run up, and then you just
randomly get paired. That's what I feel like a lot
of time, I would randomly paired with a little girl
who would be like five inches shorter than me, eighty
pounds lighter than me, even in elementary school, and I
would just be this physically does not work. So it

(01:47:03):
would make me very angry. Three legged erase your five?
Fuck you, uh four, I'm gonna go egg and spoon relay.
I didn't have the patience to figure out what speed
I could go. I wouldn't want to go. I calibrating.
I would get it going, and then but I would
start when your hand goes back and forth because you're
just trying to use the force and gravity of moving
forward to keep it on the edge of the spoon.
Because I want to go fast, Like Ricky Bobby, I

(01:47:26):
dropped my egg every time. Couldn't do it. I was
not good at that one.

Speaker 5 (01:47:28):
That's four, not for everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
So hold on you guys are doing it from your hand.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
Yeah, you hold the egg on a spoon. What did
you think this was? Like?

Speaker 3 (01:47:38):
Put the spoon in your mouth and do it that way.

Speaker 1 (01:47:41):
Even worse than that, I know, I have seen that before.
I have the ones that I did. I think they
were afraid of kids falling and stabbing themselves in the
face with a spoon. That seems like they so they
had us hold it in our hand.

Speaker 3 (01:47:54):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
Three, I'm gonna go. This is where it's tough, because
I love the rest of these. I'll go water balloons
toss three. As much as I love it, you still
are relying on somebody else.

Speaker 5 (01:48:05):
That's the team aspect of it, though, And they would.

Speaker 1 (01:48:08):
Throw it back and exactly, I don't want team. If
I had a twin, I would have loved all these
team games. Two of me perfect. We're gonna win everything ever,
can't stop me. I'm the best in the world. It
was internationally ranked at Child Games quarterly. Yeah. Two, we're
gonna go tugle war even if you lose, and tug

(01:48:30):
of war. Tug war is so much fucking fun. And
like if you're just like, like, if you're slowly being
pulled in my own head, I'd be like, well, everybody
else on my team is doing nothing. I'm single handedly
almost beating these other five people, right because I was
a delusional child. And when you win, you're like, yeah,
I didn't care that they put all of the baseball

(01:48:51):
players against five five.

Speaker 3 (01:48:55):
I thought that you had only girls in your class.

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
Number one, sack race. Sack race is so much fun
because it's like I'm saying, sackrase isn't fun.

Speaker 4 (01:49:01):
I just think that sacrase tells you the little or
the least amount of bad a person's athletic ability at
Sackras' highest.

Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
That thought the ability because you have to be coordinated
in your jumps.

Speaker 5 (01:49:11):
You gotta be coordinated to all the other stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
But then a lot of them it's all relying on teammates.
The next a team guy, I don't know, I'm not
a me first, I'm, you know, in team a team guy,
but of an eye guy. And field day I'm an
eye guy all day. You're more me than we. I
never even got close to placing in field day either,
which always made me mad. I never understood it, didn't
know how to tabulate my own results. I got the

(01:49:35):
I got a blue ribbon on the running one, crushed it.
I used to be so fucking fast. Oh yeah, I don't.
These colors don't run, so I'm not worried about that.

Speaker 5 (01:49:43):
It's just so faude.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
Were you ever close on the jelly bean jar? I
was never. No, not a chance we did. We did gumballs.
I'd either guess five hundred and it would be like
eighty six, or I'd guess eighty six and they'd be like,
there's fucking six hundred and forty four jelly Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:49:56):
I just look at whoever was like next to me
filling out, and I try and guess more than what
they put.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
I just come that was probably a poor strategy. That's
mine shout out though, the one that's not on here,
sumo suit. Yeah. Not everybody had that though. We had it,
and one time I will never forget they put me
I'm not gonna use her last name, but Grace, and.

Speaker 5 (01:50:12):
I'm not a little grace.

Speaker 1 (01:50:13):
Yeah, I'm not kidding. In elementary school, I don't know
why the fuck they would put as I had probably
five inches and fifty pounds on this girl in the
fifth grade, and I belly bumped her. She went flying
off the mat and hit her head on the on
the basketball court.

Speaker 4 (01:50:27):
Like it was like.

Speaker 1 (01:50:30):
And then you just belly bumped the other person out
of the circle. But on first contact, her feet left
the ground. She went flying through the air off of
the mat, which was probably ten by ten, and the
back of her head just slammed in the basketball court.
She started crying. Everyone ran over there. I was like,
I'm my tickets so I can go on to the
next event. You're slowing me down. I'm trying to winfield day. Yeah, right,

(01:50:50):
some of us are here to compete, babe. I still
think about that. That was in the fifth grade. Yeah, Grace,
if you're listening, I'm sorry I did. Just give yourself
a little grace. He's now, she's doing much better than me.

Speaker 4 (01:51:02):
He's holding himself accountable. Allow yourself a little grace to
get through this. I remember we did this for an
iHeart like work event. One time, it was like the
salespeople and like, Alex, will you do this psumo stuff?
And I was like, I'm not a big guy. I'm
probably not gonna win, like you're an athletic guy, and
I was like, I do sports on the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
Like I don't know if Chili was not here by then.

Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
Chilli was not here then, but I was like all right,
I mean, if you guys want me to, I will
absolutely do this. Okay, but like I'm telling you, like
there's gonna be bigger people than me. It's more of
a weight. Wait, really they like you. You get a
bit of an advantage. There was a lady I had
to go up against.

Speaker 1 (01:51:35):
First.

Speaker 4 (01:51:36):
We did it at Memorial Parks. It was on grass,
and I beat her. I beat another girl.

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
Alex beats women.

Speaker 4 (01:51:42):
I mean it was I bumped him. Bumped him, that's
what you had to do. And then there was a
big dude that went against me and I tried to
like trick him out by like going one way and
then like side stepping.

Speaker 1 (01:51:52):
Him get him off balance. It didn't work at all.

Speaker 4 (01:51:54):
He got me and like I landed right on my
shoulder and like for like six weeks opening a door,
just every time he push it was like, ah, like
I fucked up, like an ac joint or something sprained
it some of it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:03):
But I just remember being like, this is not good.
If you guys ever do a field day again, we
need to do a PA I was gonna say. I
wanted to say that at the beginning, we never will.
It would be awesome, but we never will. Yeah, we
need all the parts to work out for it has
a lot of the problem is if we're gonna do it,
it comes down to us to planning it. We're not
gonna plan it. You're busy, I'm lazy, Robert's busy. We'll

(01:52:27):
be just tasked Robert with planning. But if your company
ever does if your company ever does one again, though,
you have to bring me in as the ringer.

Speaker 5 (01:52:33):
We'll hire you in a one day contract.

Speaker 1 (01:52:36):
Who's gonna stop me?

Speaker 5 (01:52:37):
Will you technically work for on past?

Speaker 1 (01:52:40):
I will. I will wear a lower jumpsuit and I
will just stand behind you at all times. And the
second it comes up like oh wait, hold on, hold on, uh,
I'm gonna subm in my champion. I got my guy?
Is my guy actually it's probably gonna be the summer
of a lower jumpsuit. Probably not a good ideas, guy,
but yeah, I mean, you have the cool towel. Dude,
I won't even put on the sumo suit. I'll just
be like, let's do this, just do it.

Speaker 4 (01:53:02):
But yeah, that's a really good power ranking. Adam or Abby,
excuse I don't know. I said, Adam, that was a
great powering. Great powering brought me back to elementary. So yeah,
I took us down memory lane.

Speaker 1 (01:53:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:53:12):
She had wanted us to do a mock draft of
that of a field day games, but I felt like
there would be so many people that's not a real
field day game, like there was.

Speaker 1 (01:53:20):
That was gonna get argumentative and I didn't do that one.
Like you're getting slim picking by the end of it. Yeah, yeah,
just to rank the.

Speaker 5 (01:53:31):
Goat two round, this is a good one. Abby.

Speaker 3 (01:53:33):
I would eventually started naming carnival games.

Speaker 5 (01:53:35):
Yeah, pretty much. And we had like a tough time
on that one too.

Speaker 1 (01:53:38):
Honestly, I don't know how many. I mean, I said,
jellybeam and there's running, but like there was like there
was some of the people did like a rope climb.
I don't think there is twelve. Now I know there is.
It might not.

Speaker 4 (01:53:51):
Yeah, not like twelve that everybody did you know? Yeah,
but yeah, great power rankings. This is from eli a.
Elis says, if you put guns in a safe, is
the safe dangerous?

Speaker 1 (01:54:04):
No? Guns are safe. Humans aren't. No.

Speaker 4 (01:54:07):
I would say, if you put guns in the safe,
the safe is the most dangerous place in the house.
Everywhere else safer. Everywhere else becomes safer because there are
no guns, but the guns in the safe.

Speaker 5 (01:54:20):
That's the most dangerous place. It's just the safe.

Speaker 1 (01:54:22):
So it's locked up all right, commie or freight of
guns over here. I'm not saying I would say the
putting the guns in the safe makes the house less safe.
I get that can be a gun in every room
and a gun in every child's hand.

Speaker 4 (01:54:32):
But you're like, where's the most dangerous place in your house?
You're like, probably the gun safe where there's all the guns.

Speaker 1 (01:54:37):
No, it's the bathroom, wet water, a lot of slips.

Speaker 5 (01:54:40):
Well, that's true, that's true. Rob, What do you think.

Speaker 3 (01:54:48):
I think the saves are dangerous?

Speaker 5 (01:54:51):
Safes are unsafe? Actually, yeah, they don't talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:54:55):
The only thing it's that makes it unsafe is if
it's a complimentated, complicated code that you can put in quickly.
You gotta get to those guns quickly.

Speaker 5 (01:55:03):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:55:04):
I don't know. Just fucking practice gun safety. It's very simple.

Speaker 5 (01:55:09):
You're gonna have to learn a lot about that miss
drama grab a cops gun.

Speaker 1 (01:55:12):
God damn it. I had forgotten about it.

Speaker 4 (01:55:15):
For preaching preaching gun safety, and he's about to try
and grab a cops piece with consent.

Speaker 1 (01:55:21):
With consent, First of all, m Grabb's gun, not his peace.
That's sexual assault pieces. This isn't the NBA. I can't
just go around grabbing dicks.

Speaker 5 (01:55:29):
I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I said peace.
It's a gun.

Speaker 1 (01:55:33):
I except for Adam the cop, I'd grab your dick
any day.

Speaker 4 (01:55:36):
If you put guns in the safe, the safe does
become dangerous, but everywhere else becomes safe, which is ironic
because if you're in California, the safe is the least
safe place in this situation, not fucking Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:55:51):
Non pathfor in my Texas, buddy, don't California my gun safe?
Greg Midley wrote in and sa are lizards Godzilla is
to ants? That's a good question, no, because they don't
have any buildings for the lizard to demolish, unless like

(01:56:13):
an ant hill in hill. Yeah, like a lot of
things buildings to answy, Yes they are.

Speaker 4 (01:56:18):
You've seen bugs life and I bet you lizards e
to dance and a bugs life they had like it
was like an overturned like butter thing and they're like,
this is a house.

Speaker 1 (01:56:26):
I never watched all of it. I didn't miss too much.
I need to though.

Speaker 5 (01:56:31):
Yeah, I mean it's good.

Speaker 1 (01:56:32):
It's good. Uh yeah, dude, they're Godzilla's fuck And then
monkeys would be proportionally too. I think it works.

Speaker 4 (01:56:38):
Monkeys would be King Kong's but like King Kong would
be way scared than Godzilla in this scenario.

Speaker 1 (01:56:43):
Well, even a small monkey, if we're going proportionally to size,
is way bigger than Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:56:51):
Yeah, but lizards are absolutely Godzilla's dance.

Speaker 1 (01:56:54):
They've got to be terrified. Yeah, Like what the fuck
is with humans? We're so big they probably can't even
really do receive us.

Speaker 4 (01:57:00):
What do you think about, Like, have you ever thought
about like what ants think about when they see a
fucking ant eater coming?

Speaker 5 (01:57:06):
Like lizards probably got they.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
Do see him coming, but an eater gets its tongue
down in the hollow.

Speaker 4 (01:57:12):
Yeah, but you're you're like, oh, I'm just taking this
piece of leaf back to the queen and my little
ant home. And then you see a fucking ant, You're
just like waddling over to You're.

Speaker 1 (01:57:21):
Like, oh, fuck, I wonder if that's like being abducted now,
because then you just die instantly when they eat you.
And eaters are wild. Ants are weird animals, weird fucking animals, weird,
like the platypus of land. Platypuses those plain right, Yeah,

(01:57:41):
I don't know. They're ambidextrous. But they don't like plantains,
which is weird because I feel like plantains would be
like a very big food for platypuses. Do you know
they don't like? Who doesn't like a plantain? Anybody? Is that?
I've heard the first and dominicans are very similar, so
I would think that they would do like.

Speaker 5 (01:58:03):
The first thing I ever learned.

Speaker 1 (01:58:04):
They're interesting, that's how they're similar. When when I was
a young boy, I like them.

Speaker 4 (01:58:08):
When I was young, when my grandfather took me aside,
he said Alex, I said yes, Papa, And he said,
tell you one thing up. Platypuses And I was like,
tell me, and he's like, they hate plantains, and then
he put his cigarette out of my arm. Ever since then,
I've known platypuses hate plantains.

Speaker 1 (01:58:27):
You know what. Also, I didn't know cinnamon or that
tigers hate cinnamon. They so you learn what do they love?
They love? No, they love Oh, they love cinnamon. They
hate pepper. No, they like pepper, they hate cinnamon. That's
what it is, Robert, don't even know what we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:58:41):
So that's The Hangover. It's a great movie, great film.

Speaker 1 (01:58:45):
Watch the movie. You'll also learn about what tiger's stream
of mm hmm, you will, you will.

Speaker 4 (01:58:54):
It's the second Hangover quote I've made to someone that
didn't watch The Hangover. And the other person was Mo
in the Morning Show, and she thought it was just
a funny joke I made.

Speaker 1 (01:59:02):
How the fuck did she get the job if.

Speaker 5 (01:59:04):
She doesn't watch any movies?

Speaker 1 (01:59:06):
You found female? You found female? Right, Robert, More, how's
it going, by the way?

Speaker 5 (01:59:12):
Good mos awesome. She's a good fit.

Speaker 4 (01:59:14):
She's really fun good. I have to have her on
the pod one day. I don't know if we fit
two people in here and still make it work. Well,
maybe we'll see if you have to hang out with this.
I should probably say no, sheuld probably to climb my invite,
but oh.

Speaker 1 (01:59:28):
I have She'll watch one clip of me talking and
be like not interested. Anybody should Just I'll fill in
next time he's out of town. Just give you a
tweeter rat real radio mo on on X and Show.
I'll be like, oh, maybe I will, Maybe I will.

Speaker 4 (01:59:41):
All right, See, so now you learned about platypuses, lions
or tigers not like cinnamon and all that stuff too,
as well as women's rights and why men don't have
heard all right. Last question this week is from Mikey
Paul at It's just Mikey p And he says, what
language do deaf people thinking?

Speaker 1 (01:59:59):
There's a lot of deaf people that at one time
were hearing and went I would say like whatever, Like
you read in I would still say whatever language?

Speaker 4 (02:00:08):
Well, yeah, like if you read in English, you probably
think in English. If you read in Spanish, you probably
think in Spanish, and you sign in Spanish.

Speaker 1 (02:00:15):
Because like there are different people language lies is, there's
different sign language. It's not a universal. When I took
sign language, which made a lot of sense from my
broadcast journalism into radio, C, D, E, F F. I
feel like I did this for three different letters already
f G H book somewhere I remember Jay, I learned

(02:00:39):
it in English. But either way, as you can tell
right now, we are doing the English alhabet. There's American
sign language, Spanish sign language. I'm sure there's Russian sign language. Actually,
I feel like Russians probably don't allow you to be deaf.
They probably just kill you. Maybe it's like Sparta with
the formed babies.

Speaker 4 (02:00:58):
Oh you can't hear Cliff, but yeah, like whatever they
would read in I would imagine, I don't know what Helen.

Speaker 1 (02:01:03):
Keller thought in but oh see that's a different one.

Speaker 4 (02:01:07):
It's different. That's a whole different can of worms. But
like if you read in English, I would imagine you
also think in English, but you still probably think in
sign language. It's English sign language. Like when I took
sign language in college, I had professors that would be like, no,
that's not how you say that this way. You say
it this way, And it was like we're like slang
in like different dialect and different regions of the country
or the yeah, just the country, like you would say

(02:01:29):
things differently. I just had a thought sometimes like certain
things mean more than other things. Sometimes you can mouth
what you're saying, and a lot of times they wanted
you to mount that. And then I had another professor
the next semester. It's like, don't you fucking mouth anything.
Don't your fucking mouth anything. Cause I was like, if
your mouthing, I can kind of read your lips at
a certain point in time and figure that out. But
then they're like, no, that's not how we do it.
Then you'd have to do all of your tests on

(02:01:49):
like basically like a Skype camera, and then you just
submit all of this stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:01:53):
You'd read all the things.

Speaker 4 (02:01:53):
You'd be like question one, question two, and you had
to answer it or tell them a story, and like
you'd like learn a like lear a poem and a song.

Speaker 1 (02:02:01):
I would. I would sign a tape over my mouth
so I wasn't mouthing. I beg sorry, I can't you
get points take it off, but I'm taping my mouth.
I'm not mouthing it.

Speaker 4 (02:02:09):
And I learned if you said you were sick and
didn't go to class on a test day, they would
give you a makeup and if you go to the makeup,
the person that does the makeup doesn't want you to
fail at all, so they just kind of give you
the answers. And that was a cool life hack. I
learned smart and that's why I didn't not to repeat.

Speaker 1 (02:02:24):
But here's the thing, so you know how I know
you you can sign every word, but there's signs for
certain words. Is the sign for k sadilla different in
American sign language the Spanish sign language? I do not know,
Like would that translate?

Speaker 5 (02:02:38):
Or my daughter can do milk? How he says milk?

Speaker 1 (02:02:45):
I've seen Meet the Fockers. Yeah, like that's a lot
of flags. Do that and then more? Is that a thing?
Do you guys? Try and do that? Baby signing?

Speaker 4 (02:02:53):
I mean she can't talk, so it's like helpful to
be like, oh are you hungry? Are you just like fussy?
And then when she just like I thought her one
sign and she can do that, and then she can
kind of do that. We're working on, so what is it?
You're finished? Finished? And it's like I don't want any
more food. Quit handing it to me. I'm just gonna
throw the dog. As opposed to like are you just
trying to play with the dog?

Speaker 1 (02:03:13):
First of all, I would be like I'm gonna keep
giving you food because I want the dog to love you.
But they love you more.

Speaker 4 (02:03:20):
Yeah, but we can't. We he's got pancreatitis so he can't.

Speaker 1 (02:03:23):
Okay. Yeah, there's a black lab on the patio or
chocolate lab on the patio today at work. Oh nice,
so shofto or girl. It took me everything not to
roll around on the ground with that dog at work.
All right.

Speaker 4 (02:03:39):
So yeah, they think of whatever language like they read it,
I would imagine. Yeah, so that's how they do it
a bat All right, thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:03:45):
I just realized sign language and Chinese must suck. You
gotta learn like five times more.

Speaker 5 (02:03:49):
That is crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:03:52):
Thank god.

Speaker 4 (02:03:52):
I was born in the greatest country on Earth, America,
Baby Usa, USA.

Speaker 1 (02:03:56):
All right. Hup.

Speaker 4 (02:03:58):
You want to send some MANswers questions past grade pod
on X use a hashtag ptg answers send them in
that way. You can also email them to us past
there a pod at gmail dot com put answers in
the subject so we'll know how to search for them
that way.

Speaker 5 (02:04:10):
But we do prefer you hit us up on X.
I am at Alex J.

Speaker 4 (02:04:13):
Middleton on x pat or on all socials pats not
pat dion and all socials, robbers Robert Barbosa zero three
on all socials, at past Grae pod on all socials,
give us follow, share us with a friend, comment on
our on our posts, like our posts to all this stuff.
It helps us out. I really would appreciate it. And then,
uh was was our prompt for?

Speaker 1 (02:04:35):
For good luck? Pat?

Speaker 5 (02:04:36):
Good luck good luck Pat.

Speaker 1 (02:04:38):
Every time we bring it back up, I fucking have
a mini panic attack again.

Speaker 4 (02:04:41):
I've thought about Shalott this week, buddy, and then I
felt relieved.

Speaker 1 (02:04:45):
Ever recently that's why so angry today.

Speaker 4 (02:04:48):
I knew this was coming, but yeah, at pass Gray
podt I Ja Builton, not Pat dan At Robert Orbosa
zero three, give us a follow on all forms of
social media. Let's do our random person generator. Caitlyn Clark,
Caitlyn Clark, Pedro Pescal, Pedro Pescal. I'm gonna go Matthew
McConaughey again because I said that last week, if I maybe,

(02:05:10):
if I just stick with one over and over that
I thought too, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:05:14):
How try and go with somebody that's been brought up
during the podcast, and that would have worked last week. Remember,
I think the one week fucking didn't all.

Speaker 4 (02:05:21):
Right, Pedro, Pascal, Matthew McConaughey, would you say, Kaylyn Clark, Clark,
Mike Queen, here we go, Axel Rose to Gourney Weaver,
Mark Spitz, Mariah Carey, Chiwetel Elzjah for Elvis Presley, Normous
Shearer and Wayne Gretzky. We do it again, Kaylyn Clark,

(02:05:44):
Pedro Pescal and Matthew McConaughey, Helen Hunt, Gethan Jones, Clint Eastwood,
James d and Jessica Albat, Demi Moore, Steffi Graff and
Ted Williams one last one.

Speaker 1 (02:05:55):
A lot of athletes and a lot of women, so
I'm pretty close.

Speaker 4 (02:05:58):
Tommy Lee, Jones, Regina King, Katherine Hepburn, William Renshaw, Gene Hackman,
Gail Stayers, Jake Jillena and Robert Plant.

Speaker 1 (02:06:05):
Nobody got it again. I hate that I'm the only
one that hasn't.

Speaker 4 (02:06:08):
Nobody was about to say you got.

Speaker 1 (02:06:10):
We've all at least got. Oh, that's just you guys
are going so bullshit. Me and Robert. It's a skill game,
but you guys got lucky. Oh hey, we're if you're
gonna go to Buzzfest. I think Robert's gonna be a
buz fest too in some capacity.

Speaker 3 (02:06:23):
Yeah, I'll be there.

Speaker 1 (02:06:23):
I'll be there. It's gonna be there. I will be
there as well. And uh hope to see you guys
all there. We love you guys.

Speaker 5 (02:06:30):
Have a great rest of your week.

Speaker 4 (02:06:31):
Don't forget to give yourself a little grace in times
of need and be accountable at all times. All right,
We love you guys, until we talk to you next time.

Speaker 5 (02:06:39):
Past the Gravy, Yeah, Bitches.

Speaker 1 (02:06:41):
Bravy Gang, Gang, Gang.

Speaker 2 (02:06:47):
Baby, top and lead spreads as we listen, it's a
past the great Greg go win. Fishing for your bitch
today with Chunky Houston Houston Baby, We go ahead and
Lick can Poor get rich today? Wrinch Bitch Houston tass
On Town Town passa gravy passa loud Loud we can

(02:07:09):
talk and go for ours ours entertainment, superpower, Gravy Gang
getting louder, louder, cast up, No childer Man, we laugh,
no prouder.

Speaker 1 (02:07:17):
Live on.

Speaker 2 (02:07:18):
Maybe put the top and Leader spreads as we're listening.
Then to pastor Gray Gray, we go with Fishing for
your Bitch today with drunk and Houston Houston Baby, we
go ahead and lick can poor get rich today?

Speaker 1 (02:07:34):
Wrinch bitch

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