Pass The Gravy #620: Cactivism

The guys talk about space, Lil Wayne, and childhood crushes. They also power rank guitar solos and debate whether or not people can be addicted to therapy.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:22):
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Happy Gravy Day.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's Past Gravy episode six hundred and twenty with your
good friends Alex and Robert Barbosa aka Bobby Jokes and
joining us today on the six hundred and twentieth edition
of Past the Gravy is our very special guest. Please
welcome in the one and only Pat Yon. Pat. Good
to have you on the show.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Great to be here. I always knew I was special.
My mom has said it for years. Hmm. It's good
to be validated.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
A couple of teachers said that too, and that's why
they put you in those cool classes.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Well, they told my parents that. They want to say
it to my face, a bunch of cowards.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Pat went to X Men's school for a few years.
I didn't know we had an X men part of
the school, but.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
That's what they told me. I just like to dress
up as Wolverine.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
It's where they got you that cool bus too. They
said that it was still as powers.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I want to put the dives down. So they were
like whatever, you're an ex.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Man, like it'll protect your powers. It's a little bit
shorter than the rest, but that's fine. There's not as
many X men in the school.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, there's only a few x mens and there are
muckles is what they called us. I mean so many,
like they even maybe where like they put on a
helmet because my brain waves were saying too much.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, like you saw Logan, right, They didn't want anybody
I read the book.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Ah, well you remember in the part of the book
where a bunch of people almost die because Professor Xavier
is going crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, same, Yeah, and they don't want people to read
your mind, so like.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's too much going on up here. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Also it'll make you cry. Logan will know what's going on.
Oh yeah, right, no, I get that if that makes sense,
that makes sense. But good to have you back on guest.
Uh A couple of times you've been on the show,
so uh, you know, hopefully you're familiar with you know,
how we how we do things around here, and uh,
why don't we just hop right into it. A lot

(02:11):
of stuff going on in the world right now, but
we don't have to talk about that. I have a
new idea for activism, and I want to call it cactivism,
and it involves not having to stand out in the
heat and chant and stuff and waste your time. Not
neither it to waste time, you're using your right. But

(02:32):
cactivism is really just instead of shouting chants and stuff,
what if you just got a bunch of cactuses and
then put them outside of wherever you wanted to protest
and then just left them there. And if you've got
a thousand of cactuses in front of some government building
and then they walk out and they step in a
bunch of cactus, like, oh my legs are all prickled,

(02:53):
Like that's just an inconvenience, and like that might that
might deter them from doing whatever you don't want them
to do.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
So this is like a counter protest to the protesters.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
No, not not against the protests, just what the protesters
could do.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
You said, you're gonna put a bunch of cactuses like
out where they're standing. If there's a lot of them.
They're not gonna see the cactuses. They're gonna run into it.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
No, no, no, that's for like you like hey this yeah,
no new new protests going down. Gang, Bring a cactus,
say su Sam, I bet this, Robert. I'm sure she'll
like this. She's a big cactus girl. And I saw
she sadly had to get rid of a part of
a cactus. Like we could have started cactivism with this.
This actually was the spark o. This was a spark
I was like, well, she's got three cactuses, now if

(03:33):
she can rescue one. Even though that cacti, I think
both a correct cactuses cacti.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I mean they're both correct because he's an American and
he said it.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
But like, if you want to there we go. But
then if you wanted to like protest this this podcast studio, Robert,
you could get like for your friends bring a cactus
and they just put them by the door and Patsy
I gotta go pee and gets up.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
In oh crap, I stepped right into this cactus. And
that's my point. Yeah, the protesters are going to they're
protesting you. They would leave it in front of the door,
so that way, now, you just want protesters to show
up with weapons.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
That's not a weapon.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
You're weaponizing a cactus.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
No, it could be used, you could. It's not my
fault that you didn't look where you went.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Do you think nobody's gonna throw those cactuses? It's a
peaceful protest, that's what they say, peaceful cactivism. Do cactuses
light on fire?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I don't know. Mala mala cactus, cocktails cactus.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Do you imagine that a cactus that's on fire? That'd
be the greatest weapon of all time.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
We call the desert baby.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
You just feel like you're on fire when you're no.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
But like really like I'm a big slacktivist guy where
it's like, look, I'll bitch about stuff. I'm just not
going to do anything. Oh but like this is like
one step above slack divism, where like you are actually
doing something, but like I'm not gonna do it all day.
Like I got things to do. Man, there's games on,
there's college baseball this weekend. Like I don't have time.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I don't reach a level of lacktivism. I just bitch.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
But I could just like take a cactus, go to
like city hall, be like here leave this outside of
city Hall and then go and back. I did my part.
And if like you have like twenty thousand cactuses cacti,
then you're like, man, these cactivists, they're serious. Maybe we
should hear them out.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I mean, if that's what you feel the need that
you need to do to make your voice heard, go
for it. I'm gonna stick with just occasionally sharing something
to my story. That's as far as my activision goes.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Activism Activism.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Activision is a video game company, Activision. Yeah, they did
Call of Duty, right, Tony Hawk, Tony Hawk too, That's
what I prefer to remember them for. Call it he sucks.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Now. I play this since since they sponsored the show obviously,
and that's when I played it last. Yeah, and I tried,
and I just I kind of you would dropping in,
But if it'd like to come back on board as
a sponsor, would love to fucking get back in so
much play it again or big Call of Duty guys.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
I've always loved Call of Duty. I've always said that.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
But yeah, Cactive, you enter, you're out.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
I'm out because it involves getting off of my count.
But also think about like it's good for plants. I
don't funk about plants.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Robert, what are your thoughts on cactivism.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
I don't want to get accidentally sad by them.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
You wouldn't though, you would. You handle enough cactuses, you're
gonna get Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, it's the numbers game.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Because then also you're if you're around cactuses long enough,
eventually you're gonna go. Let me just see right here.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Ow, that's the fun part. I just want to feel something.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
I think I've probably they did. They hurt a lot.
I've fallen.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
I've fallen into a cactus with my aunt and uncle
have a ranch and I've I've been there before and
like tripped and fallen into a cactus and it was
like not fun, but it wasn't the worst thing ever.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
I'm a little bitch.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
That would suck.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I don't I don't want to fall fall in into cactus.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
I don't know. I feel like cactivism is the it's
like slack divism here. For me, I'll be supportive, like
the Me three movement where it was like he on
your side, but like I'm busy.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
I'll say something on social media, I will not back
it up with my actions.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
I'm for you moving, but I'm not going to help
you move, you know what I'm saying. Hey, No, I
just been like when your buddy's like, hey, I'm moving
this weekend, Like, I'm all for you doing that. No,
you can't buy my truck.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
You heard it here first here, guys, alex is all
for you leaving America. Not that.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Not that I meant like moving one house to know,
your house in the same place.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Ellen DeGeneres already left, so I'm already off that one.
That was the one I wanted.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
But yeah, cactivism, Let's let's try and work that out,
all right.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
You know, I'll slacktivism support you, and then you go. Girl.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
I also only want to call Democrats democrabs, and Republicans
repelicans from now on motion to rename the political parties.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
I will say this, though, Repelicans sounds awesome. Crabs crabby.
They're probably not gonna like democrabs just here calling that's cranky.
You come up with a more even one for that.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Repelicans sounds like you're saying that you're repelling people though too,
so that's also delicious though. Yeah, and Pelicans, I don't
know really what else they do besides eat fish. Sometimes, but.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
They make a cool ass mascot mascot sometimes. I mean,
I do love seeing videos of like pelicans swooping down
and like grabbing like nine fish in their mouth. That's
so sick.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
But yeah, I don't know, just some thoughts. I had
to start the pot of the pre cup segment. Also,
would you rather hear you hear my idea?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I have.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I have a couple of ideas, all lamp based. I'm
just like, I'm like a moth right now, just the
only thinking about lamps. I love lamp too. Volcano lamps,
hear me out. You just get the lava from a
bunch of lava lamps and you make like a super
lava lamp, but it's a volcano lamp. Jump all the
lava into it. Like when the Power Rangers had their cars.

(09:00):
They all stacked together and made the Superpower Ranger car
and then it took it, took down the bad guy.
We could take out all other lava lamps and probably
all their lamps with a volcano lamp.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
What if we just you could also do a volcano
lamp if you just threw a bunch of fireflies and
some baking soda, and what's the other part of it.
I always saw it online. I never actually made one
as a kid.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Vinegar vinegar, Yes, what if?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
What if you threw a bunch of you know what, No,
they probably just drowned, so that won't work. I'm for
the volcano.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Lamp, though, volcano lamp would be cool.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
What I want to.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Volo lamp.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Lava lamp is kind of the size of an aquarium,
and that's my volcano la because I just want a
huge because lava lamps are the best lamps of all time.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Well you haven't heard my sorry sorry, not best coolest,
some of the coolest. Okay, leg lamp is pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
When Christmas story it's very cool lamp because it was
like a chick's lamp, so sexy, so hot.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
That was the hottest lamp back.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
In the day when you just couldn't see like everywhere
you went.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Hottest lamp is actually the sun. Think about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
So I had volcano lamps just like it'd be tight
if you know, like when you have like a water
feature outside in the backyard and for rich people just
keeps going back and it like suck constructions up the
water and like makes the waterfall go back down again,

(10:31):
like if we did, that was just like the lava
lamp lava and then it just keeps going back up
into the volcano, and it's just like when it comes
out of the volcano, sucks back up, comes back out
of volcano, sucks back cup, comes back out of the volcano. Like,
what is that an erupting volcanoic? Yeah, dude, what.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
This might be the best idea you've ever had, A
pretty good one. I would I'd fucking I'd get that.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, and you charge like six hundred dollars for richie
would buy.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I wouldn't get that anymore. That's too expensive.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Well you'd have a knockoff version of it.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
I'd get mine from I don't free it Pencers Gifts.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, there you go, There we go, There you go.
And so I thought volcano laps is like what other
kind of lamps? Can we make? Water lamps? Take waterbed?
But it's glowing?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
How do you make the water glow? A bunch of
dead lights? Fireflies in there?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Lights?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh? So you just put lights underneath the water, under
the water. Yeah, like a pool light, but it's a
it's a waterbed. So it's exactly like the volcano lamp.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
It's just a you just add lights.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, it's just lights in the inside and an arterficial waterfall.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
No no, no, no, it's like a waterbed but inside
the waterbed. Just think two pool lights at the at
the end of ether side and then like you turn
that bitch on. Now you're lighting the whole room.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
And you gotta switch on the side of your bed.
You just turn the lights off and it's nice and warm,
like when you you wake up in the middle of
night and your phone's on the charger. Oh, where's it
in the bed? Hold on, let me just flip on
the light. Another greater dude, you're on fire water lamp.
All right, So Alex Middleton the lamp King of Houston.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
And I had roof roofs last week, So I'm really
three for three if you think about it, I.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Think architecture would be more architecture or interior design is
becoming your.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Passion, probably both, probably multi faceted. Dude. TikTok usually hates
all the things I say, didn't as much hate the
idea of roof roofs.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Roof roof is like it's a legitimately great idea, Like.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Well, why do yeah, double decker roofs roof roofs. I
like call him roof roofs now.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
I almost say kind of like roof roof more.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
There were a lot of people that are like, oh,
why wouldn't you just put good insulation in those? Shut
the fuck up, nerd, because they're building a roof all right,
because what did we say? Why would I spend my
own insulation? I could build a second roof.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Because we said we were gonna do an armadillo as
the mascot for the double decker roof a roof roof.
We have a dog.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, it's gotta be wheezy done.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Just one week.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
We're already, we're we're we're cooking du rebe trademark by
the and all of that on water lamps, the volcano lamps,
and then I was like, you know what, I gotta
come up with one more elemental lamp, and I was
an avalamp. And then I thought about it, and that
would just be a snow globe with a bowl with lights. Yeah,
just put a bulb in a giant snow globe. You

(13:18):
got an avalamp.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
So we got the lava. What about an airline? What
the he would an air lamp.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
It'd be like a bladeless fan.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I think that would just be a ghost.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
It's a bladeless fan that just has light, but you
can't see the bulb.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Oh you know what it is. It's a ring light
but it spins really fast, so it's one of those familists.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yes, that's exactly where it is.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Then we cover them all. We got all the elements iceolate.
That's av avlamp. We just need the heart lamp so
we can have all of Captain Planet's lamps. Yeah, Captain
Plamplet because you have nailed it. Guys, I don't know
if you can tell. I haven't slept a lot this week.

(14:04):
Just photoshop during this segment. Just photoshop us as like
moths talking. By the way, you're gonna say, photoshop allat
of the layup on Captain planets and that to somebody else.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Also photoshop those things both both things.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
That we just said that. Do you know what? Sick lights?

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Lights are pretty cool, That's what I was thinking, Like, I.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Love going towards them. I can't wait till one day
I really finally get to do that. Yeah, just for good,
that's it. Moths, we could be we're all moss in
the simulation thing.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Then if I was a moth, I'd be going towards
that one that just ZAPSI and kills you.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Hell yeah, fuck getting kind of taste is fun.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
I don't think it's kind of taste for them.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
I know, but you're a moth. You wouldn't know the difference.
You'd be dead. Yeah, anyway, know the difference. That's a
double deck or win right there.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Roof proof. It's a roof proof.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
U uh all right, last thing I had, Like, I know,
therapy is a big thing these days, mental health matters, counseling,
a lot of people are going to all of those things.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
But is it possible to be addicted to therapy or counseling?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Definitely? How would you treat that addiction? Then you keep
casting them checks? Dude? You think a therapist is just
gonna give up a never ending check.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Right, But if like Robert was like addicted to therapy,
how would we fix that? Because you can't send him
to like therapy. Anonymous therapists don't want to fix you.
They just want your money. Right, But like us as
his friends, Oh, if you're like holding an intervention like yo, Robert,
you are fucking addicted to therapy.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Well, I can only think of one thing, and Robert
won't do it. It's garage beers. Garage beers with the boys,
that's therapy.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
But again, if he's addicted to therapy, he's gonna love
that more.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
That's what I don't know. If you've ever had garage beers,
you don't actually talk with your.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Friends, right, But if it's any sort of like therapy,
it's a therapy replacement, but it's still therapeutic, which means it's.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Like, think about it, when people are what do they
give them methadone? Kind of along the same line, but
it's a substitute for it. Roge bears with the Boys.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
What if two guys are addicted to podcasting? Can you
be addicted to podcasting?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
You had to go to like podcast rehab? But rehab
is a form of therapy or counseling, is it not?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Well? I think sometimes there's counseling in the rehab, but
sometimes it's literally just like a detox, that's not really therapy.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
It's sort of therapy. It's getting you away from what's
causing or the problem.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
You know, maybe I just tell people that now I'm
not an alcoholic I'm just addicted to therapy. It's Irish therapy.
That's not gonna make it seem like you're yeah, it's no.
I don't tell people what my therapy is. I just
say I'm like, dude, I'm really big into therapy. I
go therapy almost every night. I don't know how I

(17:03):
would fix Robert though, that would be a hard one.
But if you can be addicted to those because like
I love when people talk about and I don't know,
I mean, I'm not hating people that go to therapy.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
I think it's a very useful thing that people need
to use. But like when somebody's like I was talking
about this with my therapist and I kind of did
a bit on this before, was like weaponizing therapy is
kind of funny. But yeah, you know, Pat, I was
actually talking to my therapist about this with you, It's
like you always do this thing and I just have
to learn that. Like that's how Pat's gonna be. Pat's
just gonna be that way, where like you're just subtly
putting them down. And then I'm like, see, like, no.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
It's not anything that I did.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
It's because like you just can't get out of your
own way Sometimes when I'm right in an argument, you
won't admit that. And so, like I was talking too
therapists about like you've just got to accept that Pat's
gonna be wrong a lot of times. He's never gonna
give you the credit that you deserve, Like are you
talking shit about me right now? Like just you kind
of put them down by weaponizing the therapy.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Also, people never think of this, what if your therapist
is not good at their job? What if you're getting
advice from somebody who's bad at advice You don't know
you went to it. They're professional, they've got a degree
on the wall, like do therapist. But you know what,
Angel Hernandez was a professional umpire for many years and
that guy was bad at his fucking job a job.
Like do therapists have to like pass the therapist bar?

Speaker 3 (18:23):
I don't know the part. I don't know what attorneys,
but like does it like when you get certified to
be a therapist.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Do you have to be like hey, I would assume
there's some sort of standing talk to me and be like, yeah, dude,
that fucking sucked that advice you gave him. No, don't
do that. That's where I would fail they'd be like,
what would you do in this situation? Have you tried
garage beers?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
What is your relationship with your mother? Like, let's get
into that. I feel like that's how you can just like.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
That's how you nail therapy. You just ask.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Questions, talk about your childhood.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Well what do you think? You know?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
What hours up? I'll talk to you next week.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
That always drove me nuts seeing it in shows and
they're like, well, what do you think? That means I'm
fucking paying you. You tell me what you think. But
then see, then you get trapped in the cycle of
one of your therapists is an idiot.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
But you also could think that because you didn't have
a relationship with someone in your life that you should
have had a relationship with, and maybe that's why you
lash out, which is what your therapist would tell you.
Then you're like, fuck, I don't have an answer to that.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Maybe exercise for Robert, that's what I would subscribe exercise.
But that's a form of therapy also, But it's a
replacement therapy and it gets you outside. You get vitamin
D or I don't know whatever you get from the sun. Yeah,
nailed it. Sun vitamin eat a bunch of bananas. Get
your potassium. Go outside. Touch grass. That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Don't touch grass with probabs like I touch grass all time.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Touch more grass, different types. Go find you some self,
some Kentucky bluegrass, some turf. You ever have the friend
that had like the really nice lawn and you're a
kid and you roll around and you're like, this grass amazing.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
I remember Mike and Mitch Klugie, their stepdad in Atlanta.
He would mow the yard diagonally and it was the
coolest fucking yard. We played baseball in it, and he
would hate it. The yard, the yard, the yard.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
The only point of doing that is the flex on
other dads in the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Oh he did, and he would like he would go
and he would push the little like the fertilizer thing
you have, the little trough and it spins it around
as you're going to do that, and that dude fucking
loved his lawn. You have a yard, I don't. I
have a deck.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
I think that's better than a yard. Well, there's live under.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
It, because my yard looks like ship right now. I
haven't cut it in like two weeks, which in the
summer is.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah, having to cut.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Yeah, I used to think that having a yard like
I would that's what I wanted. But now if I
have a dog, so I would like to be able
to take my dog in my backyard.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
That is great to have. I don't want to take
you for a walk right now, open the door.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
I just had like a little turf yard that was
like small enough to be like you can go out
that way. I have to walk the dog in the
morning before working to go on do your business, able
to come back in, like I like walking the dog.
But sometimes like, hey, I fell asleep on the couch.
It's one o'clock in the morning. Can you just go
out real fastening go back in.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Also, it's the type of year where it's one o'clock
in the morning and it's eighty five degrees and muggy outside,
just wet, Like this sucks.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
But people have to be addicted to therapy.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I mean there's so many people nowadays especially that have
the victim mindset. So, yeah, they get addicted to being
told what's wrong with them because they're want they want
there to be something wrong.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
So what is the cure for a therapy addiction? There
is no cure it's just there has to be a cure.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
You have to find a truly good therapist that will
just stop seeing you. So the cure, then you'll just
go to somebody else.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
So like the cure to your cocaine addiction would just
be find better cocaine.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
I mean the curates, stop going stop doing called, stop
going to I mean, I had my dad's buddy all
growing up, Like I knew he always smoked cigarettes. It
smoked cigarettes for years. When he had his last kid,
he just fucking stopped and never had one again. It's
called self discipline. That's the cure.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Everybody that quit smoking and drinking and was really into it,
and you just did that cold turkey. So I'm not
saying it's easy, but no people have done it.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah it's not easy, but that would be the just
stop stop doing it.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Just stop doing it, just cold you gotta go cold turkey.
And then but like do you think if feel like
a they did the therapy, then you just start like
you call on your friend. I'm like Robert, my god, dude,
So today at work and I'm just like venting and
trying to get Robert to like play the role of
therapist and he's like, hey, I'm not going to do
therapy to you, buddy. I'm not going to do therapy
for you. Hey, hey Alex, I'm not doing therapy for you.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
I think for women this is just called talking to
your friends about everything. Guys are just like, can I
talk to you guys for a minute.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
No, it isn't the whole point for a therapist to
be a like a impartial third party, because if it's
your friend, your friend's going to take your side a
lot of times and tell you what you want to hear,
where a therapist is like, well no, I think that
maybe you're enabling so and so to do this.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
You need a friend like me then, because I am
not that friend, I will straight up just be a
dick to my friends. Yeah, I am not a yes
man for them. You gotta have a friend get mad
at me the other day because I called him in
the group chat. What do you want me to fucking
not be honest with you?

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Sweet? This is an honest group chat.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
That's a real friendship right there, you're running I know
when to call my friend's a dickhead.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
So there's no cure for therapy addiction.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Really, I'm not gonna say there. I don't think it's
fucking real, But what if it is? I mean, like
it is a real thing. People get it. It's so
fucking stupid. Sort yourself out. That's such bad advice. That's
so it's the worst. Go to therapy if you need it.
But if you've been in therapy for fucking fifteen years
of talking about the same thing every week, try something else.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah it's not working. Yeah, change it up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
You've been doing it for fifteen years. Like if I
had to go to the doctor every week for fifteen years,
I think they'd be dude, that's hypochondria.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Look, you've had Aaron Boone managing your therapy for long enough,
and yeah, it'll get you far sometimes, but you know
it's never going to get you where you want to go.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Only doctors. I see your fault, Jack, Jimmy, Jose and Patty.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Okay, okay, okay, Grandpa, all right.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
I don't know. I'm the last person that anyone should
discuss therapy with.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
We're discussing addiction or addiction. I refuse to acknowledge mine.
Do you think they have like therapy addiction? Not anonymous? Oh,
I'm sure which is in itself a form of counseling.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
I'm sure it's in California.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe there's no answer to this question.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
I don't know. I've never been to therapy.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Maybe you should go unless you want to hear it
the gateway drug.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Nah, yeah, it's it seems like a slippery slope.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Dan Patrick would say, it's a gateway drug.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
You start talking about your feelings.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
He would band it immediately.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Actually funny enough that this is why I can't go therab.
I can't talk about feelings before we open the other day,
or like in the middle of the day or something whatever.
Fuck it was. Me and one of the managers are
sitting in the office and it's right next to the bathrooms,
and he sees one of the servers come out. Are
you okay? She just starts crying. Immediately he gives her
a hug. I stared straight ahead at the screen and

(25:35):
did not I did not move. Two minutes, I left
and I went home early. I waited until, like I
saw a pause, and I just stood up and walked away.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Well, hey, it sounds seems like you're having a tough time.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
They're there.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
We got a couple of tables over there that are
waiting on you.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Hey, I know you're breaking down because your boyfriend cheated
on you and it's the third one in a row.
But since I can't tell you, maybe it's you shape up. Hey, hey, pal,
we got about fifteen minutes before we open and kind
of gonna stop crying.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
I think you could clean off that tabletop right there,
Maybe that you know what my dad always used to say,
hard work always helps you.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Maybe get that mop. You know what my dad used
to say, shut up, douchebag. That's not even a joke
that all the time.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
All right, would you guys have a PREAKM segment?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I had a it was a question that popped in
my head earlier today. What sport do you think you
could be the most successful at professionally, like going into
professional sports?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
At sport, any sport pickleball can do? I said, any sport,
any any pussy can do pick a ball.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Pick a ball is not a sport.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
I was gonna say something like that, like pickleball or badminton.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
I was thinking, like the core fo okay, her into
it too? So five Nascar?

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Oh that's not a sport.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah, I don't think you would be successful.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
At all in that you said not Nascar.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, I get, I get. It's a sport.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Is that football? It's not basketball? Baseball's high.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Weirdly, I think football would be the answer for me, obviously.
I mean it's I have the mass, But baseball I could,
I could. I can't throw anymore. I'd blow out my shoulder.
I'm sure a shit can't hit ninety three. Now they're
fucking throwing one hundred and three. I can't hit that.
Soccer no fucking stamina. Hockey, I can't skate. I bet you.

(27:38):
I could hold the line for a half second and
get a get a half tackle in a football game
by accident. Play just runs into me. That's technically success.
That's more success than I could have in any of
the other sports.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
You know, they say there's always athletes, and then there's
people that do American Ninja Warrior. So I could maybe
be like a really shitty American Ninja Warrior person.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
You could be a cool How often do they celebrate
an overthrown ball?

Speaker 3 (28:03):
I get burned so bad.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, but then if they overthrow it, you get to celebrate.
That's a successful play for you. Your your guy just
catch the ball, lock them down, or they throw it
and they hit them clanks off their hands. You get
to celebrate that.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
They just throw at me every play though, like I
would be.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
One play of success is more than you would have.
You're never gonna get a hit in the major leagues.
You're not gonna like, I don't know, can you skate, Yeah,
I can skate, so like maybe for you, then it
would be if they put you on Connor McDavid's line
for a month straight, every shift, you might be able
to get a tap in goal. Playing with Connor McDavid.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
I could save Connor McDavid shot.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I didn't think about being a goalie.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
I did play goalie.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Because at some point, also, they're gonna shoot the puck
and it's just going to hit you.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeah, I'll be a bad shot.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, Like I've had five stops this game. I score.
They scored twenty three goals, but I had five.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Stops, and then I can just play the twenty three
goals and I was screened, So.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I think, yeah, you just made me change my I
think I get maybe it's hockey. I still can't skate, though,
Like they would just joke me every time. They would
never hit me because they want to shoot.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
I like the best skaters and most of the tear.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, so yeah, still defensive tackle. That's what it's gotta
be for me. Dude, you wouldn't last a second or
like maybe O line somewhere like it just will still
get blown. One play, one play, if I can just
stop them quick, three step drop, wide receiver screen, I
didn't let up a sack. Coach, that's a success. Technically,
that's more success. Now I'd be ran over every other play,

(29:33):
but I would have more success in that than in
any of the other sports.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Women's softball, I said, sports, okay, sports.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Ooh, okay, how many rebounds do you think I could
get in a w NBA game?

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Well, who's who you're playing?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Any of them?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
You're going gainst at Liberty, Martha Crawford, Liberty. Probably not.
That's not a person.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Might be, it's not a person.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
You're talking to. You a two time defending WNBA A chance.
Angel is like the new season.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
What five inches taller than me. I could probably box
her out, though I don't. I don't know if she can.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Move good, she's gonna hit the shot.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Initially, I'm saying I could box her out though I
don't think she can move me. I think she could
move you. I'm a lot of dead weight when I
don't want to move. I don't think she can push
three hundred pounds.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
You just go around, you make the pass.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Also, you're two nighty at best.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
No, I bet you. I'm backup to three now. I
haven't weighed myself in a long time because I don't
want to see that three. I don't want to see it.
Like I said last week, I don't think I said.
I think I said beforehand. I saw my tit jiggle
for like two seconds the other day and I was like,
that's of scene. Yeah, that's that's a bit much.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
I would say hockey goalie, and I would be bad
at it, but that would be my best chance.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Robert, what sport do you think you would have the
most exiting? I remember, it's gonna be almost no success.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
If we're not including the most success.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Yeah, you only do those four.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Hell, soccer goalie, you might not even have a shot
on goal the whole game.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Yeah, but they just started taking shots from my far away.
And if they saw Robert and goal, maybe you knew
he was inexperience. You'd just be like we can.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Take far enough away, sneaky athlete.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Well, I mean you could save some, but like somebody's
gonna be good enough to give him by you. And
like if they're just peppering you with those, the odds
are against you. I'll say baseball because I can be
in left field.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I don't even think I could get a bunt down
to be honest with you, being.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Left field DH and then just pull a hammy when
you're walking up to the play, yeah, or just then
to ask you if you get DH and ah, sorry coach.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Pinch run immediate next pitch, pop out Like I didn't.
I didn't get caught steelings, didn't get caught stealing.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
You lay down a bunch against an MLB team.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
I know if they saw me come right, Like if
they saw me square up, they saw with ninety six
fastball high and end and I just shit my pants.
Or I try and bunch it and it's a slider
going ninety two that has fourteen inches of break. I'm
not gonna get the fucking battle. Yeah, you seen these
videos of like overlapped pitches. Football is what I would

(32:13):
be really good at. They could just use the trampoline.
See if we expand to all the other sports slam balls,
good answer, And do we count Legends of the Hidden
Temple as a sport because I'd probably really good at that.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
No, I could figure out the Shrine of Silver Monkey,
like nobody's business.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Let's just throw all the games from Big Brother in there.
I could figure out a three piece puzzle.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yeah, abou Kayan Harman could.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Fucking flip the coin dog. I have so much success
in that. I'm running about a fifty percent clip.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yeah, o TeV, I could crush Otev. It's a Big
Brother talk. If you don't know what we're talking about, Yeah,
you would go hockey goal.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
You think defense tackle football, all right, I would just
have to put on more weight just to be a
defensive tackle that just eats up two blockers.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Like if you kept getting sent out in baseball, the like,
eventually you're gonna make contact just on dumb luck. You
just gotta hope that it's not a pop out.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah, but hitting going one for two hundred and twenty three,
I feel like is less success than maybe getting like
a half tackle through like three NFL weeks.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yeah, I mean you get like this is if like
the rule is like they can't pull you no matter what. Yeah,
I remember pros Versus Joe's that the show on Spike TV,
and they would be like, all right, we're gonna have
this guy that thinks he's really good at basketball. He's
gonna try and out rebound Dennis Rodman, the greatest rebounder
of all time, and think it would like all three
of the guys would just go like zero for fifty

(33:50):
or like he was like, yeah, bitch, he's really good
and he's retired, so like you have.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
To try and tackle forty four year old herschel Walker
and herschel Walker just runs some balls over.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
It's like, see, it's not that easy, guys, It's not
that easy. They just made me look very easy.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Anybody that says basketball is delusional, Like I mean, we've
seen the Scalabrini just roasting people like five years after
he retired. Yeah, you'd never get a bucket people. I
could catch and shoot a deep three. No, Kevin Durant
comes out of nowhere and blocks it from an angle
you didn't even know as possible.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yeah, I was never Basketball was never my sport.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
No, I was awful.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Ever, I at a very young age being.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Like I could play defense against other sixth graders, still
couldn't shoot.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
I quit basketball very early in life.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
I played longer than I should have.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Had fun with this.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I had fun and I was on the A team
on it ain't fucking good. I couldn't shoot a free throw.
It's kind of a good quality. You need to have basketball.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Part of it, all right, all right? On the YouTube comment,
what's the point you think you could do best? And
when we get like, spam the nineteen fucking basketballs, spam those, Yeah, Alex,
I was just gonna say basketball to get your pissed
cornhole cornhole would be.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
I wouldn't have any success in that either. Those guys
are good and I'm inconcerned.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
I don't like cornhole. Is that a weird like? Is
that a bad take? I feel like it's like a
dude thing to love cornhole. You go to parties, you
see dudes. You already some bags.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Not at all.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
It's a lot of math. I'm drinking and I don't know.
That's uh is what is almost in?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Count? Is this?

Speaker 3 (35:20):
All right? So that was in, so that's this many
that's out, but then we had this, so then that's
minus this, which is minus that plus this so we
have like I don't care, dude, I just let somebody
else tell me the score. They can cheat, they can
lie to me like oh it's forty four to whatever,
Like yeah, dude, sure, I'm sure that's fine, that's that's normal.
I'm out. I'm out.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
This is literally me finding out the first time that
there's scoring in cornhole. I thought it was just is
it in or is it not?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
I couldn't explain the scoring to you. I know that
if your bag is like over the hole, you get some.
If you're on the board, I think you get some
and you the most if it goes in there.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
I would have played like is it in or not?
Kind of like I do scrab It's kind of like
I do scrabble. I don't take the doubles of the
whatever else is. I just will do what's.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Wait, you play scrabble and you don't you what did.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
You ever play Words with friends? Because I used play
Words with friends and I would count that stuff because
they did it for him.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yeah, I was gonna say the computer did that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
But like if I'm playing square, no, I'm not doing
like the oh, the double or the whatever else is
on the board. Itself. I'll just do it all the
tiles I just added with all the tiles.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
I mean, on a certain level, I respect that, but
that's psychopath behavior.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
It's just much faster, much faster, US.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Much faster, but it takes kind of the strategy out
of the game. I'll just play this here because it
doesn't matter that I can't use the triple word score
right off of it. That is a good way to
play it with children. Though none of these tyles mean anything.
Just play your words. Let's get this fucking done. Cow
great word. I played constitution, Robert, What would you got.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
I don't talk about it often, but I have flaws,
and really the kind of the same flaw. They're they're
really related. I thought I was over it, but this
happened to me again over the past month. I have
a problem where if I'm ripping a paper towel off
of a thing, it doesn't I don't. I don't get

(37:17):
it cleanly, A little triangle on a little triangle left
on the side. And in addition to that, I have
a thing we're opening envelopes where I like I try
to glide my finger through it. It goes maybe halfway
and then I had to tear from the other side.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
I feel like it's kind of just a universal experience.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
This isn't you specific I don't think, Well, it's just
a flaw that I think a lot of people have
this flaw that I have.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Eventually, you'll reach the point where you just stop caring
about the extra triangle of paper.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
We should get him a letter opener too. How many
letters are you opening?

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Not many, That's what I'm saying. This happened like in
the last month because I'm.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Not open mail. I just have a pile of mail.
I breed it, and I'm like, I'm not none of
this was really for me. And if it is, it's
a bill, I'm not opening that.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
I don't even check.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
I'll pay this online.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Yeah, I opened something up because I got my jury
duty like check like, I'm okay, well got to open
this velo. Yeah, got my thirty dollars.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Hell yeah, dude, I actually cost the park they validated,
So okay, I remember it used to like cost more
to park than they would pay you.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
You can take Sam for a nice water Burger dinner.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
She isn't eat butterburger.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
We did do that once where it was Valentine's Day
and she had just gone dury. Did she got their dollars?
We used that for at a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
I didn't pay for all of it, but.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Taxpayers paying it for you. Yeah, just like a real politician.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
It's some grocery store sushi. I don't know. Does she
eat sushi? No?

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Neither do I?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Sam fucking get some saltine crackers. Man, I don't know
what to tell.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
You rits I'll get.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
All right. But as our pre come segment, there we go.
Robert has flaws.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Apparently we all do, buddy, don't feel don't beat yourself
up over it.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Okay, I have so many. You have the most. I
think you have the most. All of the flaws, all
of the flaws.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
All right, let's move on to the comeback Kids segment.
We tell you what's back in the news, according to us,
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got our summer stickers. Robert, you look up who bought

(39:41):
stuff last week? Can you see that fast enough?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:43):
And then We'll get some shout outs to some of
the people that did, because I know that people were
saying there making orders. Appreciate you guys. I don't know
how many flags were sold, but if the people that
bought flags all bought flags, feel like we did. Well
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A lot of you guys said you were buying flags.
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(40:05):
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awesome for golf and you're out of the links. It's
gonna be great. You can give them multiple colors. We
have the PTG wolf Pack, Gravy Gang shirt, we got
the dad hat. We got the regular PTG logo shirt,
the April fol Somewhere shirt, the sticker pack PTG icy shirt,

(40:28):
the cool tied I PTG Dad hats, we got the shorts.
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you on a Gravy Day post. We like seeing you
guys repping the Gravy Gang. If you're going anywhere, rep

(40:49):
it in front of something cool and then send us
a picture and we'll share it every single time because
it's cool as fuck. Like when Danielle went to Rome,
She's in front of the motherfucking col Stem was like,
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If you guys want to support the pod, We're not
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(41:11):
ask is if you want to rep the pod, get
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Helps us keep the lights on, helps us keep Robert around,
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(41:32):
comeback kid of the week, comeback Kid of the week.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Bitch, all right, Our first comeback kid this week is
a little Wayne a young Mulah baby. Does he still
say that? He did a couple of times, El el Wayne.

(41:59):
That would have been really if he hadn't said that. Since
Carter you guys.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Say it does say the Carter six came out on Friday.
I was about to go for a run. It was like, oh, cool,
Carter six. I didn't know that it came out today.
I heard that he was working on something a while ago,
and then I saw that it was is in my
obviously my iHeartRadio app, and so I listened to all

(42:22):
of it and I was like, hey, it sounds like
like twenty twenty five little way, and I didn't expect
to light the world on fire. There were slid four
or five songs, and I was like, this is good,
this is good. I enjoyed it and think it was
the greatest thing I ever heard, and I tweeted. I
was like new Lila, WANKI slaps and then I'd be like,
what the fuck are you smoking?

Speaker 2 (42:42):
You fucking idiot?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
And then I just learned that everybody I think hates it.
So I don't have good taste in music.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
I guess Yeah, no, dude, you're not allowed to have
your own opinions on music.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
I listened to it like I listened to like I
watch a movie where I'm just like, was I entertained cool?
Was it a solid run? Plays? Yes, I thought so.
I think, Uh did parts of it suck?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:05):
There were some weird ones. When he does Island in
the Sun, it's like a Weezer cover. That's weird.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
I still have I got to listen to that one
on the ride home. I didn't have time to get
to that today on the jelly roll song is kind
of cringe. The song itself is not bad.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
The Wayne and Big Sean are pretty good. Yeah, I
work on a morning show that does like a station
that does play jelly roll.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
You guys are definitely gonna be playing some kind of
what's the Lil Wayne song? But it's got jelly roll.
But you guys were playing eminem like three weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
I just feel like, I don't know, I might be
oversaturated with jelly roll so like it. I just didn't
like that one as much, but I like Lil Wayne
and they were like. The whole thing with Lil Wayne
is there's a couple of times where it's like I'm
getting a head, like pillow and you're like.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
A you can still turn.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Yeah, he has just like a funny phrase that he
pulls out there, like a nine to eleven joke he
does in there and like talking to Tim McVeigh dropping
bomb and ship like that, He's like, what the okay?
He like he does a couple of those.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
He'll do lines like little Dickie every once in a while,
like yeah, it's mixed in a full rapp where his
little Dickie's his whole song is. That's his whole thing
like that, he just drop one in. But like that
was what I liked about Little Way And when we
were growing up, Yeah, it was like okay, like all
the puns and missus officer and shit like that, like lollipop.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Was all its whole thing was that. So like I
thought it was good. And apparently I was in the
minority because they was like this, fuck it sucks, it's trash,
and I was like, I don't think it's trash.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
I think that like four or five songs are good.
He's also in that hip.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Hop with Big Big Extra Plug is the best one,
hands down. I think the Bell's song is also good,
and then the Welcome to the Carter. I think I
didn't like the first three.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I liked bells, I like, I liked the lyrics, but
the beat just felt like it did not match the
song at all, coming from someone who doesn't really listen
to but it just like.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Well, now my TikTok thinks that, like all I want
is rap content, So it'll explain like you guys were hating.
You guys were hating on how lyrical Kendrick Lamar was Like,
it was like one, I didn't do that. And also,
as a white guy that was raised in a suburban area,
I may not one hundred percent understand the plight of
the African American like community as well as like Kendrick Lamarta's.

(45:26):
So there's some things that go over my head and
I don't understand that, Like when the super Bowl happened,
like everybody was having to explain.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
No, no, no. When he says this, he's really me
like he said this because that's talking about the persecution,
is like, no, I have I'm the song rocks, song Rocks.
I liked. I like Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I just don't understand all of the references, and I
don't think I have to understand all the references. I
can enjoy something without understanding it fully.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
That's one of the like the whitest experiences you can
have when you have to google meaning of rap lyrics. Well,
but it wasn't even that. It was just everybody had
to explain it, like and everybody was like falling over
themselves to explain it, and a specifically specifically white people
that were trying to explain it to other white people,
where you're like, I, okay, white people can know what
the fun they're talking about. There's a lot of white dudes.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
No, I get that. But like then it was just like,
I don't know. I feel like I was getting lectured.
Why did you enjoy it? Because it slapped like Kendrick Rocks.
I enjoy Kendrick's music. Well you understand what he's even said,
I don't have to, but little Wayne dirty lyrics, and
I'm like, ah, that's cool. I like that.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
I no longer have super strong opinions on music because
I'm too old and tired. So yes, I enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Yeah, I don't have to like be able to give
you a full synopsis of it.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
He's also he's been around so long and had so
many hits that he's got a ridiculously good catalog, that
everything he puts out is going to be compared against
his old ship.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Lil Wayne's like one of those Yeah, and it's like
it's not all gonna be.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
A man puts out now? Is it gonna ever be
as good as the Marshall Mathers LP No. And also
we were young when that came out. The bands attached
to it. There's bands and artists like that were like, yeah,
when Eminem came out with that stuff last year, I
was like, oh, new Eminem okay, And like for a
weekend I listened to the new Eminem.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Is it my favorite Eminem? No? Is this my favorite
Lil Wayne? No, it's not. But like Blink guine Ay
two comes out with a new album, I'm fucking in.
I'm always like when you grew up listening to something
and it's like, hey, there's new stuff. I don't ever expect.
To be honest, Blink wine Ay two was on par Maybe.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Blank has stayed pretty well all of their new ship.
Every time.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
The new Blank guin Ay two album might be my
favorite album, Like it is.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
I love the thet Nothing will ever beat the life
that's like that was one of those where it's like, alums,
previously this is up, and like is this like in
the conversation of could this be one of their best albums?

Speaker 3 (47:35):
But like, I don't know. I'm biased towards blinkuinety too,
but like.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
What was the the one with Skiba California or.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
California I think, yeah, I fucking loved or uh Mats
Matt Schema, Yeah it was, Yeah, it was the one. Yeah,
I think Neighbors or Neighborhood or whatever I thought was okay,
but yeah, yeah that was.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Before the after bang or after Banger, after bad.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Yeah, And uh, I don't know. I feel like you're
allowed to just check out music without having to judge.
It was my fault for tweeting that I thought it
was decent like that it slaps like when I'm running
and like certain ship from will Win comes on. Yeah,
it does slap for a running playlist, maybe not casual
listening playlist, but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
It's just everybody's got to have an opinion on everything nowadays.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Yeah, and I'm sorry I can't explain all of the
lyrics in all of the songs. It's also you can't
really sing along with a lot of the little wing songs.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
You can you just have to be paying attention well
and when to stop, you.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
To Yeah, you can't say all the words, and so
like I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
So I can either throw in the motherfucker as a
substitute or you just go you say hit her.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Sometimes you say hit us.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
I could, No, you can't. We can't. No. I get that,
but it's that's so it's too close. It's too close
to white people's subsequent covering hit I would never say
hit her. I would say hit her, hit her and
then like well wow wow, and that was definitely not

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that's too close in the bad way, in a bad way.
But it's just it's like I'm not I'm not cool
enough to use the lingo of Hita.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
He look, man, I love Lil Wayne, Like he's maybe
not the greatest guy on earth.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Fucking Packers Fanning.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
He's a good guy, but like he seems funny a
lot of times.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
He's a flawed man, Like we all win.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Every he has. The Carter version comes out and he's
just got like young him with his same tattoos he
has in his face right now. That's always funny to me.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Oh yeah, the little Kid felt. I love the card.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
It's always funny. It's a great, great recipe.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Some of the best album arts of all time.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Yeah, I mean they're all kind of they're simple, and
it's like he slowly gets older.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
It's like, you know when you see Jim Harball run
fourteen runs in a row. Well, if it's working, keep
fucking doing it. Yeah, And you know, because it's in
the carter line, it's a theme.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Again, we also have to start separating. Like, I don't
think Lil Wayne has done a bunch of bad stuff
or anything, but like I was listening to Brand New
this week and somebody was like, you listen to them still?
It's like I can still think their lead singer is
a gumbag, But like, do you listen to Michael Jackson still,
because if you.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Like, we can't. Didn't I ask you dancing to Chris Brown.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Say what you want. I'm not saying our Kelly is
a good guy, but ignition fucking slaps and nobody can
say that.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, that's what I meant. I'm great.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
It's ship like that, and Lil Wayne doesn't have that.
I know of all of that ship. So like, let
me just enjoy Lowayne a right like.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Diddy, horrible guy. The fucking every breath you could take
comes on, well, fucking.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
I'm a police guy.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Actually is his? Also called like I know the Police's
every breath you take was his? Also called that thing
I'll be missing. Fucking sounds a.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Banger, bad boys for live mm mmmmmmmm. If you think
about that, maybe he's trying to tell us something. You
can't be stopped now, I don't.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
I don't read that.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Yeah, I was like a kid, like this is funny.
And then the guy from Crazy to and moved across
the street in the video and he's like, there goes
the neighborhood and like, hah because of the white guy.
That's a funny joke. Ben Steell is like.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Could you guys keep it down?

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Hey fellas, fellas I look next door, could you keep
it down? That was a funny video. Did he not
a funny guy?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Bad guy?

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Bad guy? Disavow Sometimes you guys separate the art from
the artist. Okay, all right, moving on, shout at Wayne
though I liked it. And then the moon is back.
I didn't know it was back until today. There is
a strawberry moon.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
The fuck is a strawberry moon. I think it's like
a red I thought that was a blood moon.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
That's what I also thought.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Has the moon? Did we just start adding stuff for
the moon. It's like, how was every day has its
own holiday? Now the moon just has?

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Yeah, like I remember, we just started getting eclipses all
the time. Yeah, it's like every week there's a fucking
new eclipse and be like, oh my god, you gotta
check out the clips. Like we just had an eclipse
like two weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
There's no one, there's no one you see it. Okay,
I'll go outside. No, dude, don't look at it. You'll
bring your eyes. You gotta get a look. Now, I
gotta get gear. I'm never seeing it. I have to
do a chore. I'm not gonna do that. And then
I have to do arts and crafts to make something
I can see the fucking eclipse with. Well, it's the
blue moon. Oh this is a waxing moon. Okay, I
enjoy blue moon.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Hey, yo, love it. If they sponsor us, we love
it e anymore. But yeah, like I think they're just
adding stuff to moons. We need to make up like
a new moon.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
It's a gravy moon. Gravy man, what does that mean?
Kind of looks like gravy.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Oh you know what, it's kind of gray. Oh great
when it's kind of gray. Yeah, that's the gravy. Oh,
it's gravy moon tonight.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
We gotta get Gary Vee to buy the moon. They
can be a gravy moon. That'd be cool. Gary V.
Get on it.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
That'd be cool, Gary V Moon.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
No, because it's still great so gray. Don't don't ruin
our wordplay man.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Yeah, you're right. We had it popcorn moon, and it's
just a bunch of clouds around it. It looks kind of
like popcorn on top of the moon. We'll start that,
you know, a big popcorn moon.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Night.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
You guys watching that popcorn moon. You see that popcorn moon.
We gotta act like we were the people that saw it,
and another people like.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Fuck I missed it? Because every time people I was
like a strawberry mood. Why are you mood?

Speaker 3 (53:28):
I wouldn't have looked.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
I want it looked like or people won't look and
say they did. But yeah, dude, I saw the popcorn.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I saw the popcorn.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
I don't even care if you did.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
What does it doe. Nothing. Does it make strawberries grow
at night? I don't know, No, just like slightly slightly red.
Why I don't know, Guys the moon dude, and then
you look at and.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
You're like, I don't know. I guess fucking kind of
not really because of pollutants. All I know is the
blood moon means blood was spilt the previous day? Or
is that the red sunrise? Shit, it's Lord of the Rings.
I'm doing a Lord of the Rings. But oh, I
was gonna says because it was a red sunrise, blood
was spilt to stay. That's when you know all the

(54:12):
Orcs had been slaughtered and the Hobbits crawled off into
the forest.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Sometimes I just wish you were a little bit more
of a fucking nerd. Dude.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
I watched all the Harry Potters. I just I told
you the end of Lord of the Rings. It ruined
it for me. I was like, fuck, this ship a
red sun rises, red sunrise.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Shit, sun moon, it's just the front of the back.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
You have the same thing, ying yang potato potato, it's
made of tomatto.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
I want to convince somebody out there, which I'm sure
they're already out there that the sun and the moon.
It's the same thing. They're just different sides. How come
once way bigger in the sky for government because inflation Obama.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Because yeah, it's inflation in this economy. The moon's gonna
be big in this commy.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Strawberry just an excuse to eat some strawberry shortcake. Yeah,
well I gotta have it. It's not a cheat, male,
it's for the moon.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Strawberry moon does sound like a bin and Jerry flavor.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Oh yeah, with like marshmallows and shit in it, or
maybe cheese, because the moon is made out of cheese.
Strawberry and cheese ice cream. That sounds good. Strawberry It's
probably like a Swedish delicacy. That's we put the strawberries
and cheese into a ice cream. That Swedish.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
It's kind of German, I was thinking, is very German.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
I don't really know.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
I don't know a Swedish accent. Heurfin derffin that works. Yeah,
we'll go with that.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
But yeah, shout out to the moon. It's back. That's
really all I had on that.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Moons go hard?

Speaker 3 (55:43):
What else did you have?

Speaker 4 (55:45):
Suffering?

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Suffering? Slash The course is back because I don't. I
don't know if you've seen the videos. We got a
major championship coming up this weekend. It's the US Open. Bro,
you drop a ball in that rough disappears. Oh they
the tall grass like they do it every before every
major tournament.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
You know, if you drop this where the grass is
the tallest, turns out you can't see it.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
But they are. I did look it up and the
projected cut line is plus six. People are gonna get
fucked up by this course. It's gonna be awesome to watch.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
I want to see him do it in like the water,
like they go to the water, like, look at this
when you drop the buff gone, that would be can't
you see it?

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Okay, you gotta remember that.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
You imagine if you hit him a shot here.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
The next major tournament we are next time you're at
the uh we have a gravy hole. Yeah, you gotta
get film yourself just dropping a ball in the water.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Instead the ride Ryan Golf tournament. It's crazy, but check
out the rough over here and then look at this
this water.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
No no, no, no, you drop the water and then you
act like you're at every major tournament after that. You
just repost the same video. Of course it's gonna be rough.
Look at the water ball.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Gone sandtrap and then you just covered it ap pro fastic.
Why da am I at beach? Next time you go
to the beach.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Beach, bring a golf ball, boys, I think, to the
size of this fucking sand trap, quick sand traps, this course,
this course is ridiculous. But I mean it's big weekend
for you. I mean it is a time on a
tradition of dads to take a nap on Sunday during
the during any major. So oh yeah. Also it's Father's Day,

(57:19):
so I guess dad's back. Shout out dads. Hey, guys,
don't forget. It's not too late to get him a present.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
I got my dad at President I got him two two.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I mean, one of them is just ball cream because
I thought it'd be funny. I was like, it's gonna
be hot outside. He probably doesn't want to shave.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
It's practical gift to use it. And then my other
gift is something that he might use one time but
he doesn't really have a need for. Like every fucking
father's gift there is. Yeah, like I got you this dad.
Thanks more junk for my garage.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
I wanted to tie.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
You don't wear ties.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
I know, it's why I want, But that's like a
stereotypical dad gift. To be funny, just get a tie.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Like a like a giant's tie, a piano neck tie,
a tie that has a print of a tie on it, a.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Tie with another tie attached to the tie, a tie
as the tie that's wearing a tie.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
A tie with tie fighters all over.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
It, wearing a tie with tie food on it, tie seption.
And then ty Burrell that played.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
That. You flip up the big part of it. He's
on the little tie on it. You got a hit
and tie?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
So am I an l if you're watching this, that's
what I want.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Yeah, I get that custom made in the next four days.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Shirts out there, shirts out there now. I got license
plate covers, so I got. I bought it myself, and
I was like, here's what I want that I wanted
to buy me real thing. I don't know, I don't know.
It's weird, but I can do the like uh, Sunday
od Lark to be left alone? What do you want

(58:59):
to do for day? Oh?

Speaker 2 (59:01):
How about we have a day where we don't spend
my money.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
My daughter's birthday is also on Father's Day too, so
we will be celebrating her instead of me, which is fine.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Oh yeah, you're just you're fucked.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
This is fine.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
It sounds honestly better. Guys, you don't want anything.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
For fathers I don't. I really don't.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Don't. You got it all man?

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:22):
I got a beautiful family. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
I'll want to.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Ask, are you excited for Father's Day? But not like, oh,
celebrate me, but just like this is your first Father's Day?

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Right, no second followers. She was born the day before
Father's Day last year, but it was a weird one.
He's then at the hospital, everybody's like, oh my god.
I He's like, don't. My wife is like she is
just had a child, let's celebrate her today.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Yeah, so obviously he couldn't do anything. Think about this
time though, Father's Day this year, she can't get pregnant.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
She's going to be a year old.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
I mean, your wife can't get pregnant this year.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
That's true. Big day for you, one year old for
Father's Day? No, I got it. Sick, dude, come true,
Nice to come true. Guess what you get to run
that back next year. Yeah, well I guess, well a
little bit before shit, But in two years you'll get
to run that back.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
She'll be one. Your second one will be one. During
the second should.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Be almost one. There's too much math all of a sudden. Man,
I'm not good at math.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Literally, it's the number one that we said three times
and my brain started to going, no more numbers.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
We had a party for this weekend, so I feel
like she's already one, but she's not really one.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
That's why not go by the way we're getting it,
jumping ahead of ourselves.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Okay, we'll get to we'll get we'll get to that
one with you, We'll get to it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Yes, shot dads shout out to tell your dad you
love them.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
There's like I've always never celebrated, Like I don't want
to be celebrated all. It's kind of like a birthday.
But it's like I was, what's up with my dad
and like doing that ship. So it's like I just
expected we're just going to the dad's houses. That's what
my plans were. And then it's like, oh, then my
kids got a birthday, so literally everybody, like three other people,
let's just do that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
I'll just stay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
In the shadows. It'll be a good day. Stay in
the shadows, right belong?

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
All right, Robert, you have any more come back kids? No,
that's it, all right. Moving on, Let's get to the
not cool seven, where we get to bitch. Robert. I'm
sure I'll get to lead us soft when we get
to an hour not cools. But if you have it
not cool throughout the week, you know, you you stub
your toe, maybe uh, you get run over by a bus.
All of those are varying degrees if not cool. If

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that's not cool, hit us up at pass ray Pie.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Use the hashtag PTG not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Jordan Welch, I corrected it for you, but he just
did hashtag not cool. I saw it fast enough so
I was able to correct it. But we search hashtag
PTG not cool. The rest of the internet uses hashtag
not cool, so we can put hashtag PTG not cool.
That's how we'll search for it. We only use Twitter,
So hit us up at pass ray pod, hashtag PTG
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as easily as as could be read for for some
dumb guys like us to be able to read right
off the fly. But at pass Gary potatshtag PTG not cool.
This is a not cool segment.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Not cool, man, that's not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
All right, let's start with some listener viewer not cools.
This is from Quentin Hughes at qbace on X and
he says it is not cool as coworkers stealing my food.
And it looked like it was something from BUCkies too,
so that's even more not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
I think that's grounds for assault.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Just just don't steal your coworkers ship.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Like if you go, like even if they sue you
after you assault them and you go to a jury
in Texas, I'm not was like, well he assaulted me, Well,
actually he started the fight. What happened? He stole my
BUCkies food. There's not a jury in Texas that's gonna
convict you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
I would sit in that road. Hey, guys, I'm just
gonna be out. I'm gonna be up front here, all right.
I am guilty. He stole his ship, but he was
trying to protect his property. Well it was already gone.
I didn't know that for sure. Well, how is he
gonna prevent that from happening in the future. I will
never fucking unders Oh you could not bring food to
work or you just can't eat, You can't ever eat.
Oh wow, guy can't eat.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Guys can't have hobbies.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Like it's one thing like back in college, you know
you might steal a little bit of food from your
from your roommate or something like that. As an adult
at work, stealing somebody else's lunch is just wild, fucking movie.
It is wild. It is absolutely wild. How will you
even just go I forgot lunch. Let me just see
what's in the fridge. I will steal somebody else's lunch.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
You have fucking his name on it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Dude, you're a fucking piece of shit because now they're out.
Oh I just didn't have any money for lunch. Okay,
you skip a meal then.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Yeah, that's on you, bude. I did my work, I
did my prep. I understand that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Go run to fucking HGB and buy a cup of noodles.
There's dollar twenty six, there's a door dash Q. I'm sorry, man.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Yeah, that sucks, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I can't even imagine the rage I would fly into.
That sucks. I hope it wasn't like a Bucky's Fucking
Breakfast burrito because those are elite.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Looks like there's something in a bag. He sent a
picture of it. But Teas and Peace Brother T's and Peas,
it's a rough one. Our neck. Not cool is from
Jordan Welch at Ja Underscore Welch two, seven ninety five.
He says, there's workers repairing my patio while I'm trying
to work online and it's loud as fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Yeah, and there's nothing you can do.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
At least you get your patio repaired. But yeah, and
you're like, uh, say it again, and Jordan, and now
we're gonna go to you in the media. Sorry, they're
doing construction outside. Yeah, you know that goes and it
just doesn't go away.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Oh sorry, I can't work today. It's a work from
home day. But there's excessive construction noise on my street
and I can't hear anything.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
That sucks that blows and peace brother.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Next time, trying to use this an excuse to get
out of work.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Yeah, think about that. We'se all out of it, Ess
gordy Ants says, or at Testa gourians on X says
viral infections are her not cool. She says she has
her third one this year and she is not down
with the sickness. Yeah, maybe, uh, let me try not
going so viral.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Maybe try four hundred CC's of Kentucky bourbon.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
That's that's recommendation.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Always not sick.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
I believe she does work at a liquor store, so.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
It then there's no excuse she should know the remedy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Yeah, so try try a little pat medicine unless not
that works.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
I mean that works. Here's the only thing that with here.
But he plays one on the podcast with a viral infection.
Though that might not work. It works for like germs,
because you know, alcohol kills germs. We know that. It's
a scientific fact. Yeah, a viral infection might be a
little different because I don't understand what that is.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Is a breathing it could be google viral infection, it's
the virus.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
It's that bacteria that a virus is that?

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
I mean, I like, I understand that, but what does
that mean. I never really paid attention in science.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
I really didn't pay attention, and most of the times
they should have paid attention.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
You're I know Cyrus the virus from conn Air, he
was bad. So viruses are bad.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Also, coronavirus is a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
How did they kill the aliens and uh an Independence Day?

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
They gave their ship a virus, so viruses can be good. Well,
and then but the virus killed in the ship. He
drove up into the Yeah, but then he killed the
virus brought down the shields, but then he sacrificed him.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
I mean we still needed power or explosives, but the
shields went down. So viruses bring down your shields, so
then you're more vulnerable to the This is all making
This is how I learned. You got to relate it
to idiot terms.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
For me, Like, we don't we don't even need kids
to learn stuff in school. Just put on Independence Day
in case. That's how sickness happens.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Welcome to Earth.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Sickness is an alien trying to invade your body and
blow up the White House's TV White House, TV, White House.
We're not for blowing up the White House.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Just YouTube. I am not Griffin, you know, bleeped that
part out, Robert, I am not Madonna. Bleep that part out.
All right, we are we are peaceful protests only cactivism.
Remember I literally started the podcast with cactivism, So put
put cactuses in front of the White House if you want,
don't if you don't. But that's that's as far as

(01:07:39):
I'm willing to go. Okay, just are they given as houseplants?

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Why there are a thousand of them? But then also
like cactivism works because then it's how annoying would that
beat at the move a thousand cactuses?

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
At that point, it's just like an in real life, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Just yeah, you're just making them slightly inconvenienced, which is
kind of the worst kind of inconvenie.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
It's that's what I call a German prank because.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
It's a it's a thing. Yeah you would just like
you wouldn't do it that. You're like, find they got
more cactuses out there, And the next day then like
when those cactuses multiply because more people come out there
and put there, you're like, I'll fucking get to that
this weekend, And then by the weekend there's a hundred
million cactuses, and you just keep putting it off because
you're like, well, I don't I could do that in
however long it takes, Like that's not that long. It's

(01:08:23):
not a big chore. It's just inconvenient.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
It's like when I and then you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Get pricked and you're like, goddamn it, how it hurts?

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
I only cleaned the table next to my couch when
it is full.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
You just put it off until the last second. Future
use problem, future use, and it always is a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Even more problem. All right, Roberts, once you start us off,
since you kind of tipped your hand, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
I mean where was the invite to this this birthday
party that that you had for your daughter?

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Yeah, I mean somebody showed me a picture of it,
and I was like, oh cool.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Would you guys have gone to it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Now? I immediately I was like, one hundred percent, cat
why he didn't invite me?

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
I would have gone.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
You would have gone, I would have You really would
have gone.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
I really would have.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Gone if you had. I mean maybe on.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
The Morning Show shout out to brood Ryan shoudnf wait
hold on?

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
When was it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
It was this past Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
See, I had to go to my buddies to pick
up my fantasy football trophy. I had prior engagement. See,
but like also, I'm the guy that will just show
up with booze to a one year old birthday party.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
As a now dad of a one year old. Uh, Like,
I'm pretty new at this whole thing. And one thing
I've always heard from all of my friends that had
kids was how much of a pain in the ass
it is to go to kids' birthday parties. Like, dude,
every fucking weekend, get some classmates, got birthday, you gotta
go do this. And I was like, one year olds
aren't ever going to Like, you're not gonna remember your

(01:09:46):
first birthday party. I thought it was an awest party.
My in laws through it. It was great. There was off food,
it was cool, there was a bounce house, there was
water slides, it was it was tight.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
But like.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
I I was just like, I feel like I don't
want to burden my people. So like my coworkers are like,
what the fuck, dude, you have a you have a
one year old birthday? But like I was, I thought
it was gonna be fifteen twenty people. And then my
I was like, no, no, keep inviting people. And then Rod
was like, you're not gonna invite me? You know, I was.
I would, I would love to have you there. I
just didn't want to burden you with the like, hey,
here's another another event you have to go to.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Guess when you throw out that listen, if you guys
want to come by cool By no way are you obligated.
It's a one year old birthday party, had no gifts,
so you have to go buy stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Here's my thinging like it's your first one. I would
want to be there more of a celebration kind of
like of you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
I feel weird. I feel weird with that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
No, you don't like that like celebration of you, but
like you know, like I would show up for you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Yeah, I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
It's just the dude thing of not wanting to be
a burden.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Yeah, And that's absolutely what it was. It was like
I was just like Robert and Sam probably have a
bunch of stuff going on the weekend. Sam, Sam just
went to plant con. I don't know if there's another
plant con. She's saving a cactus right now.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
He says. The clothing swap takes up a lot of time.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
I know that. I know Robert's a busy guy, and
when you work during the week all the time, like
you wanted to probably chill. You got the new switch,
so you're probably trying to play that. Like I didn't
want to make you get off the switch for two
hours to come hang out. You know, like you you
probably had a lot better things you had had to
go get a trophy like sick says my team name
on it. It is tight, Yeah, it is tight. But

(01:11:21):
that was one time. That was why I didn't invite,
And then I ended up inviting just a lot of
other people in then like family, a bunch of family
showed up, so like it was, it was a lot
of fun. I had a good time, but I just
feel bad because then like my in laws had done
all this work and and and all that stuff, where
I'm just like I'm making a burden on everybody. Where
I'd rather go to a place that's like a like
a you know, central, like a not anybody's house, where

(01:11:44):
no one else has to clean up after us, Like
go like for my birthday, I like going to like
the track or the horse track, watch the races. We
can all, hey, let's get together because of this event.
But then our invent concludes when we all go our
separate ways and like no one has to clean up
or buy a bunch of food. Yes, everybody can pay
for whatever they're getting. We can all hang out, have
a great time, and then see you later. I'm out,

(01:12:05):
and my in laws went above and beyond. It was
a lot of fun. I appreciate the fuck out of it,
but I was just like, I didn't want to burden
other people with like taking up a Saturday. It's a
Saturday before Father's Day. I knew that everybody's gonna be like, well,
next next weekend, we got this stuff to do. So
I was trying to just chill and there were like
forty people there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
And then god forbid, somebody won't leave, and you like.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
You didn't have that. Didn't have that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
But that's a scary thought to have when you like
there's somebody who's lingering and you're like, I want this
party to be gone or done so badly, but I
don't want to start throwing people.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
Well, like when my wife was like, well send it
to you some of your buddies and stuff, so like
I sent it to one of my the guys that
I played Fortnite with, and I was like, hey, no
pressure at all, absolutely not a big deal. Like one
of them. My friend Tyler lives in brian My friend
Curtis lives in Austin. The Godfather the podcast, Curtis and
his girlfriend drove all the way fucking from Austin to
do a two hour like the drive was longer than

(01:13:00):
the party was.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
I mean, but I probably saw some family.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
No, he didn't out of town. Yeah, he went home.
But I was like, I means a dif friend, I know,
And I was just like, dude, you didn't have to
do this at all. And I was just like it
was one of those like this is the one you
don't have to go to, Like this is the one
like when she's gonna remember like, oh, uncle Kurt didn't
go to this, Like then I want you to go
when she's like four or five and stuff like that,
like this is one I'll tell you were there.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Yeah, that's the same thing too, Like he Curtis went like,
if you I would have been invited up with a gun.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
No, And I appreciate that, and I just like, now
you didn't have the burden of like I have an
invite and if I don't go, I was gonna be
mad that I didn't go, and I would not have
been mad. And I kept telling everything again, no pressure,
absolutely fine, if you don't go. I don't need any
gifts we don't need any of this. It says no
gifts necessary on it, and then people lulled up a
bunch of gifts and like it was just like people
that loved their daughter was really sweet. And then she
didn't like it. He was saying any birthday to her. She cried,

(01:13:51):
there's a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
She's like her daddy. She doesn't like the attention.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Maybe maybe that's it. Maybe that's it. You're not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Uh, that was my notcle.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
I'm sorry that I was. You're not cool the trail trail.
I'll invite you to the second birthday party, Well, I
don't know if I want to go, and then I
just won't invite you the third then and you're like,
what the fuck? Why didn't get invited? Because you said
you were mad about the first one and the second
one that you didn't go. I don't have any good ones.
But I was taking out my dishwasher's broken, the little

(01:14:24):
top rack thing, like some of the brackets came off
and I can't fix it. And I've tried to fix
it and i've I can just shove it back in
there and it it kind of sucks up the little
blade that spins around so it makes it very difficult
to do dishes. And my landlords like, well, you know
you have like one hundred dollars deductable and all their pairs.
It happened, Like that's fine. And then she's like, well,
if it's if it's your if it's something that happened

(01:14:45):
because of you, then it's like you're going to be
fully responsible for it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
I was like, is wear and tear my fault?

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Or is that a dishwasher that gets opened and pulled
out and then put back in? Like it wasn't like
I was kicking it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
You've been there what like three months? Four months?

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
This is monthlye yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Yeah, I don't know. Thiswasher broke three months into me
being here. All I was doing was doing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
I'll have some other stuff that I could ask about,
like where like the dryer doesn't close. The dryer doesn't
close all the way, so we have a child lock
on it so it keeps it closed. I was like, look,
I'm not going to burden you with any problems, like
I'm just gonna tell you like I can get by,
but like the dishwasher, I would like to be fixed.
If I might have to pay for all of this,
then I'm gonna start asking for some stuff that's not

(01:15:29):
my fault that I can one hundred percent prove is
not my fault. But like, is just opening the dishwasher?
Is that me breaking it? If I jumped up and
down on the second rack and broke it. Yes, absolutely,
that's on me. That was just that was a broken
thing that happened. So that's not cool. And then I
was I was running the other day and I strained

(01:15:52):
my calf and so not my calf hurts.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
That sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
Try to start lifting again instead of running, so, you know,
trying to rehabit.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Actually have an excuse not to run. Yeah, the calf strains.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
I was listening a little Wayne, I got to I
finished the run through it, and it was not a
great idea because the next day was really really sore.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Is it? I mean, is it still sore? Yeah? Make
sure you're drinking plenty of water because the last thing
you want to happen right now is a wake up
in the middle of night with a calf cramp. Yep.
While the calf is strained, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
It's the gas stronemious muscle. I believe got some rehab
I been doing with it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Eat some bananas too. Yeahs them good for cramps. Never
cramp this one right here.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
And like if I if I was wearing shorts, you
could see the little ball when I do this, it's like, yeah,
yeah pulled. So it looks like it's about a two
week recovery time. I should be back on the on
the track anytime soon. But well, uh like when you're
running and then you're like I was on the far
side of the track, so then you just kind of
come up lame like lame where I was just like,
I don't know what this is. I don't know what

(01:16:52):
this is. It's just a cramp. And as I don't
want to tear an achilles. I'm always like deathly afraid
of tearing achilles. And I was like, well, if I
keep running, what if the pulls that? And then I
don't know, I know, So you just kind of like
jog with like a weird a weird like limp for
a second and you're okay, I think I stretch it
out and finish this. And then the power a little
wayne helped me get through that. And then I got

(01:17:14):
through that, and the next morning when I woke up,
I was like I should have just quit right then
I got inside. But uh yeah, I have a calf
strain and a broken dish rush on those man coles.
Nothing big.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
I got two. I was driving yesterday and I'm in
my car and all of a sudden, I'm like, fucking
warm in here. What is happening? So I've got one
of those like a phone charger that you clip into
your AC vent right there, just so you know, so
it sits up right there, right behind it is the
AC button. I had accidentally turned off my AC in

(01:17:46):
my car.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
I was just sitting there, Sana.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Yeah, it was only a couple of minutes, and I
turned the AC back on. It was cool like instantly,
but it's very uncomfortable for about ten seconds there. And
I did not enjoy that one bit, I bet. My
other one was as I'm getting home last night, I
had to pee. So it was one of those ones
where like you're getting close on your street and You're like,
I might piss my pants before I can get in

(01:18:10):
the door. But I had like my backpack, I had
a couple bottles with whiskey that I had bought, so
I'm trying to grab everything get out of the car
really quick as I get out of the car, dropped
one of them just shattered all over my fucking drive.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Was it the good one or the secondary one?

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
They were both the same. It was cheap, so like
it was a thirteen dollars bottle. I'm not broken up
about it. It was just more so annoying that because
I was trying to get inside and pe real quick,
and then I had to get online because it was
like the time that my friends all said we're gonna
get online. So then all I'm playing videos for the
next two hours, just thinking I still have to go
out there and sweep up a bunch of gus. Oh yeah,
because you're like, fuck, did to get behind my tires?

(01:18:48):
Is gonna be in there? I don't want to roll over. Yeah,
it was nine thirty at night. I'm fucking sweating because
it's still eighty six degrees outside.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
I've had that happen where you like get beer and
the bottom of the beer thing is a little soggy
and then you're walking into ass.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
But at least like beer, it's okay. It falls like
well if it's classic. Yeah, yeah, So I remember one
time I was leaving to go to my parents, like
I got home after work, I'm gathering all my ship.
I'm walking out the door. Same thing. I dropped like
half a handle of whiskey and shattered it as I'm
trying to leave that time. Luckily, I was just like, hey,
can you come outside and clean this? I gotta go

(01:19:23):
by and just fucking left. I waited for the okay
that she would clean it first, but if yeah, so
I'm down a bottle of whiskey. I only have one
bottle of whiskey right now, only one. Fucking life is rough.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
Fuck, dude, no one's got a bed as Pat Pat
has the word, it's not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
I think tragic.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
All right, well that was very not cool segment. I
hope you feel better now that are not cools have
been shared. See, we're just like you. Moving on, Let's
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Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Why do you just answer the question? On you answer answer,
don't thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
The subject, just answer the open question, kept talk answer
answers answers as any questions. All right, I am gonna
do to moving around here. I'm gonna put Ashley's question first.
And she says, it's Ashley Wilkins at Buster Healy Mix

(01:22:07):
on X and she says, is a couch a chair?
My argument is that you can't lounge in a chair,
but you can on a couch, so a couch is
not a chair. Have you ever heard of a lounge chair, Ashley?

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
I was about to say, I've lounged in almost every
chair I've ever been.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
In, like lazy boys, but they're literally lazy boy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
A chair.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
If you google lounge chair, it shows you like a
a pool chair.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Lounging is more like a state of mind dog. It
is like I'll be at work just like in a
dead time, we're sitting at the table, maybe we're eating lunch.
As managers. I get damn near horizontal, that bitch. I
will lounge in any chair. If it's not a stool,
I can lounge in it. I'm a professional lounger. Yeah,

(01:22:55):
so I would say that a couch is definitely a chair.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Yeah, it's just an extension of a chair.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
A love seat. That's a chair. It's built like a chair.
It's like a miniature couch, but you can fit to
people on. Its still a chair.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
It's like a fancier chair, a fancier combination of chairs.
A couch is just multiple chairs put together and then
something's sewed over it. Hell, a curb can be a chair, yeah,
or a couch. True, it's like a stone couch.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Couches are just big chairs.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
Everything in the world is kind of a couch or
a chair. All couches or chairs, but not all chairs
or couches. I guess you could say I didn't like that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
I don't like that everything everything can be a couch,
and it makes me immediately rethink.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
My everything is either a couch or a chair, but
all chairs or not couches, All couches or chairs.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
I don't know. I gone cross eye.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Yeah, but it makes sense though, it does.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Yeah, No, dude, couches are they're like.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
You know the guy that invented couch, Like, hey, like
I get that, we got places people, but it would
be cool if we could all sit like together and
face the same direction. We got chairs to that. Nah,
what if you give.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Me that chair in this chair and this chair and
just throw this cloth over it and then fucking let
me sew it up with like Done're like, wow, couches
are just premium chairs.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
They're just long chairs.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
There are more room. It's like you can get Hulu.
We can get Hulu premium with no ads. It's super chairs.
Being able to lay down is the no ads of chairs?
Yeah but you can, I mean yeah you can most
definitely lounge and chairs. I'm fucking doing it right now.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
And then, like the shittiest couch would be airport couches,
which are really just the like rows of chairs that
are stuck together because those are technically couches, but they're
like the most uncomfortable because it's just those arm rested.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
No, the shittiest couch is the couch you have to
sleep on at a friend's house when they don't give
you a blanket.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
Well, it's a good couch, but it's just you're cold
because you have a blanket.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
So it's no longer a good couch. Now when you
wake up the next thing, you don't need the blanket.
You're sitting on it. Great couch again, good couch again, Okay,
or maybe no, I think that just makes that couch
a bad bed.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
That bed. Yeah, I mean, couches can be beds, chairs,
You can sleep on a chair. I don't know. Well,
my wife gave bird last time I slept on a
chair and it was one of those like pull out chairs.
That was wild. They're like, yeah, just pull it out.
It's just like a really really small, narrow bed. All right,
it's tight.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
Yeah okay, so, uh, couches are chairs for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
Good question.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
You need to You need to just fix your state
of mind. You gotta you gotta start lounging more. I
get it. Being is not easy. There's always stresses that
go along with it. Take take five minutes every day.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
Just lounge, just lounge, make you feel better.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
That's therapy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
Yeah, that's the real therapy. Yeah, you can get addicted.
To that, I get addicted to a couch and a
chair real quick. Mary b emailed in and says, are
pot pies really just soup cakes? No, they're Gateway drugs,
Gatewait trugs.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
My first reaction was no. So I was like, dude,
the inside it's a little it's thick, it's chunky. And
then I was like campbells chunky soup.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
Right, But I was thinking, like, pie is very accurate
as to what it is. Do you want to call
it like a stew pie? Because I feel like a
chicken pot pie is more of a stew. That's it, carrots,
It's got all the other stuff. Not that you can't
put carrots and other stuff like that in a soup,
but like it's not as like soupy inside, it's more stew.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Like technically I'll give that to you though, because I
think a stew could be considered a.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Soup pardy soup because like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
I don't know, chicken dumblings can be kind of thick,
could could technically be kind of a stew, but we
have established that as a soup. Soup cakes.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
No, yeah, I think I think pie is very accurate
as to where it is.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
I mean I'm down with a soup cake though, but
you know what, no, you just eat pie is it's over,
it's covered over. Cakes aren't covered, they're layered, layered, but
the pie has that the top crust makes it a pie.
So yeah, soup pie not a suitcake job, soup pie.
You're a smart man.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
I prefer stew pie, but I think soup pie also
would play.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
It's just funny to me that there there are people
out there that have serious conversations like this, trying to
figure out real problems in the world, and we're like, dude,
fucking soups and chairs.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Yeah, and then that's like, that's why we have you
have us. You can just be like, hey, let me
ask past the gravy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
I'm want to turn my brain off for the next
two hours.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
Whenever your friends are like, hey, like, what's like an
educated podcast that I can learn stuff with?

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Pass podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
The answer segment learns it teaches us things all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
We take unseerious things very seriously. Take Yeah, you don't
ask this question, I can answer, and I take serious
things very un seriously. That's just how I live my life.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
I would say that's the best quality about you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
Yeah, I got a lazy, fair attitude towards existence.

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
Pat's not calling me about what's going on in politics.
Pat's like, hey, let's put this five team parlay together.
And I'm like, all right, let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
Ji's minus one and a half. They're playing the Rockies.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
Yeah, you think we could do? You think the Astros
are gonna be the White Sox, But sure, let's go.
I'm man, dude, yeah, check out this video of boobs. Yeah,
the guys being dudes. Man, all right, this is a
good one. I had to catch up. I had to
do the little research on this.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Just oh, you son of a bitch. This is gonna
be the hardest one we've ever had.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
So this is from Sebastian Viez Kiss at carballoc twenty
three on X. He's at that's C A R B
A L A C two three on X and he
says power rank these guitar solos. He gives us Sultans
of Swing by Dire Straits, Freebird by Leonard Skynard, Sweet

(01:28:45):
Child of Mind by Guns n' Roses, Hotel California by
the Eagles, and Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd. Now I
went back listened to all of these put together my list,
and I feel like it's gonna look like just like
the most like they just biased list, not bias.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Give me a quick refresher on the solo from Comfortably
Numb No Like, I'm serious, Like in my head, I
can't like literally until you read it right there in
my head, I thought it was something by a Uh
what was Chester Bennington's band Lincoln Park? I read Pink
Floyd as Lincoln Park and Comfortably Numb as just numb,

(01:29:25):
so like, I can't, like, I can picture the lyrics,
I can't picture the fucking solo. Why don't we while
you're pulling that up for me, let's have the authority
give us his list. Because I'm pretty sure Robert hasn't
heard any of these.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
I'll go.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
I don't even know if I have these in the
right ear.

Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
I'll go first, because, as Pat said, I have not
listened to any of these. I've heard one song, you've
heard two songs. I've heard two of these songs. You've
definitely heard three you haven't heard. Hotel Have That's the
one I have heard.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
You haven't heard Sweet Child of Mind.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
And that's the other one I've heard.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
You haven't heard free Bird.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
No, that's shocking. You never heard of shock that he
hasn't heard.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
All right, So I'm going to go. I'm going to
go by the name of the song that I think
is the so number five and not at all and
nothing related to the number five. I'm going sweet Child
of Mine because I don't want I don't want a kid.
I don't want any kids, so fair enough, Wild of

(01:30:32):
Mine is last. Number four. I'm going Hotel California. Doesn't
seem like a really creative name for a hotel, like.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
For the whole state. Geez.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
Number three Sultans of Swing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
Like you like baseball, it's fun to say.

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Yeah, number two, number two, number one are really where
I struggle the most.

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
But I'm going to go the Chief heard.

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
No, yeah, I haven't heard of these either of these two.
But number two I'm gonna go comfortably Numb because that
seems kind of fun.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
ANGI like Lincoln Park, and yeah, sort of like a
Lincoln Park.

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like a mashup. It's not though,
And then number one, I'm going free Bird. I've had
the Britas a couple of times and they were good.
Enjoy the Brits.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
All right, I'm gonna go one this free Bird, Free
Bird fucking rocks. You'm an American, I'm a Patriot.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
I'm literally doing it in my head right now.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
Number two is Sweet Child of Mind Slash, just fucking
shredding that ship rocks. I was really like, the hardest
was three and four. I hate the fucking Eagles Man,
But Hotel California, that fucking solo in there is just like,
it's a vibe. It's a vibe Ashley put it on

(01:32:03):
when you lounge and just put the guitar solo on.
Can't lounge any harder than that. That's just vibe. It comfortable,
Nam is good. It just doesn't have like the soul.
But I feel like the Hotel California solo has. I
really like comfortab Um though a very underrated guitar solo
even though it's not at all. And then Sultan's a

(01:32:24):
swing cool just like out of these five, it had
to be last, like had to be I thought, had
I thought it had to be last. It had to be.
I thought it had to be last. So I go
Freebird Sweets out of mine, Hotel California, Comfortabingam and Sultan's
a swing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
All right, I'm gonna go five to one, okay, And
even though I was just making fun of your had
to be this. This is my favorite. Not saying which
song is better, all right, it's my favorite. I'm with
you comfortably numb. It just kind of lacks the that
every other one of.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
Them is good.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
It's it's a great solo. There's a lot of other solo.
I probably would have put fucking deep purple smoke on
the water instead of that, or actually.

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
You gotta give us five things. We're gonna rank him.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Uh So, yeah, that is gonna be number five. Hotel
four fucking great and everything. But also when I want
a guitar solo, I kind of want a little shred
I want some shredding with it, with the not saying
that's not Hotel California, but it's more of a laid
back song.

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
Well yeah, that's like the whole point.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Three Sweet Child of Mine, this is where we start
to get good. Like it's okay, it's sweets on at three,
sweets out at three, Yeah, without a doubt. Number two.
This is where we're going off and people are gonna
be they It's so much better I'm putting Freebird at
two only because Sultan's Swing is one of my favorite

(01:33:44):
guitar solos of all time. Mark Knoppler is probably my
favorite guitarist of all time. And actually, if if you
would have had fucking money for nothing on here, that
would have been my number one. They would have been
one two. I've been in a big fucking kick of
them for like the last three months. I love Dier.

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
Straight is good.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Sultans like just his style away, he fucking like picks
it and play. I fucking love Sultans of Swing so
much so I go comfortably no hotel, Child of Mind,
Freebird two and the King, the Sultan, the Swing.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
And of Pat's powering. He's all right, that was a
really good one, Zebastian. That made us think on that one.
That was good power wanking guitar.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
So there is another one next week of five.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
Find some good stuff, all right. Next question this is
from Luke Sin. Luke Sein writes in and says, speaking
of space real estate, which we weren't talking about, how
much would the Big Dipper cost to buy brow.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
At least like five garbins? I know that I don't know.
I just made up alien currents.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
No, that sounds like it would be alien currency. So
what my logic was is like large acquisitions of land,
only thing I can really think of is Louisiana purchase.
So Louisiana purchase I looked up. I did a little
math on this, and I suck at math, so it
may be off. It may be off. But I was like,

(01:35:19):
how big is the big dipper? First, like, Louisiana purchase
was pretty big, but the Louisiana purchase was eight one
hundred and twenty eight thousand miles that we got from France.
Then I was like, how big is a big big dipper?
Big dipper is? It's like the side it's the length
of forty moons and the moon two thousand miles a

(01:35:41):
surface area on it. So I just was like, okay,
forty moons times two thousand, that's eighty thousand miles. So
eighty thousand miles nowhere near what the Louisiana purchase was.
But space that's the future.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
Hey, didn't you have? You said it was the moon's
two thousand and is how many moons forty out of zero? Okay? Yeah,
I thought I heard four hundred. I was like, I
think his math is way.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
No no, no, I had I asked Siri to do it,
so it's a serious fault.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
It's smart.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
So eighty thousand miles is like the size of the
whole Big Dipper, which when you think about, like, how
how much would you would you have guessed the Big
Dipper is like size wise because I would have not
been that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
I have guessed way larger than that. I would have
been when I had a bunch of stars. I thought
they would have been way far apart.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
Yeah, well, I never thought about this until day. But
I was like, the space is the future space real estate,
which he says speaking of space real estate. We were
not speaking of it. But now that we are, space
real estate's going to be very pricey just because it's
the real estate of the future. So you had to
put a pretty pinny on that. And then I was like,
how much was the Louisiana purchase? It was fifteen million

(01:36:49):
back in eighteen oh three. I don't know what that
equals now, but my stupid brain put three hundred and
fifty million dollars on what I think the Big Dipper
would cost.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
I would have said more like eight point six trillion.
Federation credits because you know you got to put it
in space. What does that convert to dollars? I mean,
the federation is a human, so it's just the it's
it's the fancier dollar. But like we need to know
that you're buying all you're buying not just a bunch
of stars. You're buying consolation. You gotta put I mean

(01:37:22):
we got to be in the trillions and not quadrillions
of dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
Buying a dipper also, which is a ladle, which I
think adds a little a little price to it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
Yeah, it's gonna be a pretty penny. So I put
tree fifty million, tree fitty trillion, three fifty trillion. Buy
a lot of real estate out there, man, and real
estate is king really yeah? They don't make it do
And they say location, location, location, what better location?

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
It's literally and like you know what, Hey, where do
you live that dipper? I own that all that can't
live on a star, but you can.

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
Live orbits the space station in there's something. Whatever you
want with it, it's yours. You're paying three hundred and
fifty trillion dollars. I assume you can build a house
out there. Who would be our sack at Juilla. So
they show us, like, who's getting us there?

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
We don't. We don't. We have to find our sack
atju to be like, hey, this is watch out for
this part of the Dipper. It's a little it's a
little scary over here when it comes around around nighttime.
So the aliens they come over here and they'll get
you over here. This is where you want to go
in the fall. This is the best part of the Dipper.
You're gonna love it here up top, winter's brutal.

Speaker 2 (01:38:28):
If I got to get one person to get me
somewhere in space taking han solo, that's my sack at
Juia right there, okay. Or if you want to be like,
well he's dead now fine, Chewy, Chewy will get me there, Chew.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
We will get you there. Robert, how much do you
think it would cost for the Big Dipper?

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
Definitely more than the Louisiana purchase, right definitely, which I
was over that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (01:38:55):
You guys said what you said tree Fitty.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
I said three hundred and fifty million. He says three
fifty d trillion trillion. I'm gonna go three fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:39:04):
Billion. I'll go in between you two.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
Ooh, I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
I thought you're gonna go three fifty trillion and one dollar.
I thought you were gonna price this right me, like, oh,
he's done, of a bitch. Or would you go one
under me? I never watched the prices, right.

Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
That sounds like you go one over.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
You go one over. Okay, so so I got the
top one ocause wait, isn't it most out going over?

Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
So shit, I might be in trouble here. You could
be way over or I can still be way under
me the close.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
Look up what the Louisiana approachase would cost. Now whatever
fifteen million is in today's dollars, I.

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
Might actually be able to figure this out. Give me
one second to google.

Speaker 3 (01:39:40):
In my math. I just looked up the moon is
twndred and fifty nine miles, so really it's probably bigger
than that, So it's not it's still not going to
be eight hundred and twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
Thousand, okay, So but if you want the big dipper,
I just looked up how much it costs to buy
a star, and it says it's usually between twenty nine
to ninety five to over one hundred. For more elaborate kits,
I'm gonna say one hundred, because we already said this
is premium. Okay, how many stars are in the Big Dipper? Five?

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
No, no, no, I'm saying five hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
That's what it cost to buy the Big Dipper.

Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
Look up, we'll call it Louisiana.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Double it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
The Louisiana purchase would be in today's dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
Between three hundred and forty and three hundred and seventy
one million.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
Oh Fox, I was kind of right there, but we
said it was gonna be more.

Speaker 2 (01:40:27):
Fuck, probably way more. It's much it's much more land. So,
like I said, technically five hundred bucks will get you
five stars.

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
And fifty billion is probably what it is than Robert right,
you're right in space real estate, like you get to
own the Big Dipper. Everybody any part of the world
is looking up at your fucking Dipper.

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
But also we didn't think about this. You then have
to develop the area so you can actually get it
on the cheap, because development is where you get killed
on the cost.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
No, you know what we do. We buy the Big
Dipper and we find a way to cover it up,
and then we put it behind a paywall like people
have to subscribe to be able to look at the
Big Dipper and then just like you get like glasses,
they can see through the wall that we put.

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
Up, like when Banksy makes a makes artwork on a wall,
and then some dudes will just come up and cover
it and be like pay me to watch it or
see it. And if you try and push past them,
they just kick your ass.

Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
It's exactly what we'll do. But we won't kick their ass.
We'll have goons to do because we obviously we have
a three hundred and fifty billion dollars we just bought.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
Oh, we gonna have some good you know. You know
who will get the joke. It's brothers. No bigger goons
on the planet than that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
And I mean goon's in a good way for them,
you know what, in the way the kids use it.
So I think was it Luke? Luke?

Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
This was a good question, And I didn't know where
it was going to go when you started off with
the speaking of space real estate, like we've been talking
about that NonStop, which.

Speaker 2 (01:41:45):
We again, Yeah, I thought I was missing something. I
did too. I was like, is this an inside joke
that we missed? Like, I don't know, that's just a
great way to pose any question. He speaking of this,
we weren't speaking of that at all, but it will
draw you in because now you're thinking about it. Bigging
a space realistate what I wasn't you know? Okay? Also,
maybe we talked about space real estate last week. I

(01:42:06):
don't remember half the ship I said.

Speaker 3 (01:42:08):
Very well, could have, dude, I kind of want to
buy the Big Dipper now for Father's Day. I want
to I want a star. I want bunches of stars.
I want two thousand miles worth of stars, and I'm
just gonna start my own little space farm. I don't
know how, but that's future mes problem. Or I can
hand it down, put a net.

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
For meteors and then sell those.

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
Oh so many people want meteors. Not dinosaurs though, but
they're gone.

Speaker 2 (01:42:34):
So people can buy stars. Nobody's bottom meteor yet. Bro.
You catch Haley's comment there.

Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
I put that shine Down song NonStop, like I just
saw Heel's comment, Like, I know you fucking own it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
Yeah you want this. I need bad stage tickets to
every show for the rest of your life. Yeah, fair trade,
because what am I going to do with it?

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
Grant Brent from Shine Down, Bro, I got Haley's comment,
what do you want with it? He's like, fuck name
your price were hundred fifty million, and.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
I need a bowl of M and m's with no
green ones in it. Because if you're dealing with a band,
you gotta have weird.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
Yeah, you gotta have some weird rider. That was a
great question, Luke. Great question, maybe my favorite question this week.

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
It's up there. But I love Sultans this way.

Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
I had to do math on it, and I still
liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
Yeah I would. I didn't even get mad at math.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
So we're gonna settle on three fifty billion. I still
kind of love that was a million thousand dollars. That's
a happy medium. I feel like, fuck, somebody's gonna buy
the Big Dipper one day and we're gonna be so
pissed it wasn't us.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
Who can bezos own this? Doesn't mean Jeff fuck you?

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
Yeah right, Like I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
I can't go there. Like you go to those websites
where you can buy stars, you don't get to pick them.
It's like I will pay premium to pick my stars.

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
Yeah, we should just I've always said we should just
start owning the Star Registry kit. We're like, we just
make it up. Yeah, no, you own that one.

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
You've got the fifth one from the right, and then
you just look up.

Speaker 3 (01:43:58):
You can look up star like fucking locations and it's
like we make our own website that just says, yeah,
that's your star.

Speaker 2 (01:44:05):
Done able to crast Tyson will come in and be
like you sure, okay, prove it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:14):
Go up to the star and do the whole air
bud thing where you stand on one side and then
on they stand on the other side, and whichever side
of the star goes to that's yours up. Didn't go
to anybody, that's mine.

Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
Now, Oh, actually you're not really an owner of the packers.
I have documentation that says.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
It says there's a certificate, and a certificate wouldn't lie.
Those are just facts right there. People, All right. Last
question this week is from Mikey Paul. It's just Mikey
p at It's just Mikey p on X and he
says Topanga from Boy Meets World or Kim the Pink
Power Ranger. Robert, do you know who both of those

(01:44:48):
people are?

Speaker 4 (01:44:49):
These it before my time?

Speaker 2 (01:44:51):
You know who either of them?

Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
Look them up?

Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
But I'm gonna go with Kim the Pink Power Ranger.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
That's the right answer. Susie Q also would be who
that is too? That was my first crush. Ever, everybody's
first Topango could have also been, but like can't the
Pink Pank Grander like they can't. I'm always picking her.
I will always pick.

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
Her, like, first of all, fuck you for asking this.

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
And Susie Cube when she died, oh I was. I
was torn up, bro, and then but she was just
a ghost. Like watch that movie million times.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
We're I wrote that song for Susie Fucking that song
breaks my heart right, that movie. That's all I think
about every time. I can hear it every time. But yeah,
you gotta go with Kim. You never forget your first love.

Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
She had it all. She had brains, she had attitude,
she could throw me around, kick ass, and she was
beautiful inside hand virtuous. Yeah, dude, Kim the Pink Power Editor,
no no, no slight to Tipanga. Topanga absolutely would hang

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out with her and learn about things.

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
I'll love to Penga forever too.

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
I would always I would, you know what, but your
first love is? I would like to invite both Kim and.

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
I don't know Kim's name, but I know Danielle Fisher. Yeah,
well I knew that, but really, because you didn't say it, well, yeah,
I guess it's easier than just saying like she's one
of those things. I don't know her name, but I
love her to panga.

Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
I would like to invite both of them to the
Big Dipper when we get it on us.

Speaker 4 (01:46:28):
I thought you were a better invite them to Elle's birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
Parties when we buy the Big Dipper. L's next birthday
party will be on that Big Dipper.

Speaker 2 (01:46:38):
It's like the thing where people just send out wedding
invitations to celebrities, hoping that their assistant just sends out
a gift automatically.

Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
I wouldn't hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
It's not a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (01:46:47):
Wouldn't hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
Doud Imagine if Kim sent you a pink Ranger for
all to play with. She would love it. Amazing, she
would love it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:56):
But yeah, I think we're unanimous on Kim the Pink
Rangeer and also Susieq Alive. Susie Q is my favorite,
but I didn't really know that well.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
In the movie, I prefer the live version.

Speaker 3 (01:47:09):
He's dead and most of.

Speaker 2 (01:47:09):
It not really into necrophilia.

Speaker 3 (01:47:11):
I liked her as all of the versions, but that's
a kim.

Speaker 2 (01:47:15):
I love your soul, all.

Speaker 3 (01:47:17):
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Let's do our and the celebrity generator.

Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
I'll take Mark Knoppler.

Speaker 3 (01:48:05):
Mark Knoppler, all right, who is.

Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
That gist who plays Sultan's Swingistrates, Mark Knoppler, That's that's
that's her name right there. If you'd like to take
Amy Joy, Joe Johnson. Oh, I'm not going to take
Amy Joe Johnson.

Speaker 4 (01:48:19):
I will take Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar not what was
Mark Knoppler. I almost said Chuck Knoblock. I know you
didn't say that. I'm gonna go David Bowie. I've been
going Matthew McConaughey, and it's got nothing watched. It's gonna
be Matthew McConaughey, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:48:35):
David Bowie, Ule Brennard, Tiger Woods, Peter Sellers, Robert Downey, Junior,
Angela Bassett, Honus Wagner, Maximilian Mischelle and Denzel Washington. Run
it Back, Mercedes, Mick Cambridge, Marion Davies, Giamo Villis Pixies,
Marlene Dietrich, Matt Damon, Nicholas Cage and Fair, Rusie last One,

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John Elway, Susan Langland, Kevin Costner, Jack Kramer again, Nicholas Cage,
Tom Waits, Tom Hardy and Alan titch Marsh.

Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
Tom Waits played the guitar. I came closest I win
I didn't get it, but I win.

Speaker 3 (01:49:18):
David Bowie also play the guitar.

Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
Tye ship. That's good point tie, all right, what's important
here is that that's also what's important, okay, and may
that be a lesson to you guys.

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We really appreciate you guys hanging out with this this
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Gang Gang Gang.

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