Pass The Gravy #622: Irish Hippo

The guys talk about street food, hippos, and war. They also bring back the Robert Felines segment and power rank sandwiches. 


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
Nich Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on? Everybody?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
It's Past the Gravy Episode six hundred and twenty two.
I am your host, Alex Middleton, with my good friend
and producer and co host Robert the Hog Barbosa Jokes,
and we have a very special guest for you today.
All the way from Maine by way of Texas Island,

(00:56):
all the way from Rhode Island, the New England Colonies
by way of Texas training out of Houston. We've got
Pat d On.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Pat, Welcome to the pod, Buddy, good to be here, Man,
Good to have you back on. Man.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
You know, we've got a lot of positive feedback who
were asking us to do more guests, and I was like, hey,
why not grab the best guests we've ever had, Pat
d On, I got skills.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
So I think the question that everybody's been asking today
is our hippopotamus is Irish.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Where did this come from?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Let's just start with that one. That's the question everybody's
asking now. If they were Irish, they'd be, Oh, hippopotamus,
but they're Hipopotamuses always got to come in the front. Oh,
it's just his last name.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
You never hear like Patrick rylo.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
But you could be Pat O'Brien. You could be hipopotamus.
Oh so hips the first name.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Yeah, I think the Irish should definitely claim hippos.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Still, apotamus sounds like it's like Greek or something.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Oh, potamus doesn't sound that way.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
It's an out of vowels in it, though, and that's
very Hippos do look kind of greasy when they come
out of the water. It's more shiny, but they look greasy.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, I don't know. I think the Irish should have
claims to hippos. Just something something to think about, because
I mean, everybody's talking about it.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I don't know if any Irish animals Irish.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
But they're not anymore. It used to be a big thing.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
You're welcome.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
I gotta say that question felt a little targeted because
he introduced Pat he's Irish.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
He's well, you gotta come to the source. Obviously.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, but I'm also Irish. I'm also Irish, so it's
okay if I ask it. You couldn't ask him that
I didn't ask. If you have no Irish heritage, I do.
My culture is not your costume, Robert, all right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
It's actually not true when it comes to the Irish though,
or culture is everyone's cost It's called Saint Patrick's.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Day and fighting, and we love it.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
We love where people appropriate our culture because it's just
drinking and boiling food and fighting.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
No islands like a fairly small country. So just excited
that people are.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Talking about them. Yeah, I mean the Irish.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Sometimes Yeah, and be included and be included.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
But you know who else loves to be included? Hippopotamus,
So I get. I think they are Irish animals.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Irish hippos, all right, good to know, Good to know.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Also Irish hippos. Good band name. You just get a
bunch of fat guys that covered drop Kick Murphy songs
and flogging rally. The Irish hippos.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Trade verbal trademark, verbal trademark on that name Irish Hippos
dot com.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Robert, get that?

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Get them all right?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
I have a confession to make and it's that I
am late in life to the Mexican street corn game.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
I was unaware of their game. Over the weekend, they
had two large.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Containers of Mexican street corn all by myself because my wife,
I learned, does not like Mexican street corn or really
most corn. I was like, hey, I was gonna make
Philly cheese sticks and I need to decide. And I
was like, I don't know what a side is for
Philly cheese sticks. Let me just grab what's what's at
agib And I saw a Mexican street corn, Like that
seems like a side, So I grabbed it and she didn't.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Want it, and I ate it all that day.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
It was a lot for one person.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
And did he get any No, you don't like seeing
corn and her poop doo not yet?

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Well, no, she's just filling things out with what she's
eating right now. She's a big packet fan. She eats
the little little packets of like Puraid food.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Who doesn't love those?

Speaker 5 (04:39):
She apparently does. It's convenient, it looks gross, they smell gross.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
There's a strawberry one that smells really good, so I
kind of would try that, but I think those are
just smoothies.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
At that point, you should bring some of them in
an old taste testing. Okay, that'd be fun, that'd be
a fun game. But yeah, I housed like I don't
know what the big U is of it at AGB,
But I got two of those. I went back the
next day and they got more.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, I was gonna ask if you did like the
traditional corn on the cob or like the cup. The
cup is so much it's like a square container. Yeah,
and it's large. It's fantastic.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Two days, just two containers knocked out.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I felt.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
I felt pretty proud.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
There's a lot of mayonnaise. It was.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Yeah, I feel like I don't know one hundred percent
what's in Mexican street corn beides like spices and cheese,
and there's a lot of cheese in it.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
With is it technically text mix because you're mixing it
with white culture. I don't know if it's always mayonnaise
necessarily or like, well, how do you say mayonnaise loves
in Spanish los mayonnaise mayonessa. Okay, not as cool as
I thought it would sound like lost lost mayonnaise. It

(05:50):
really it's one of those words that's like if you
asked a racist what it would be in Spanish, you'd
be like, well, they're actually fucking dead on.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
On that, which I always like to ask a racist,
like what any anything is? That's usually the first thing
I go to.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
This in my algorithm, I've been getting a lot of
videos of people being like, hey, guess what the word
for basketball is in Japanese? And it's like a basket
about who There's like a bunch of them. And the
guy was like, if you just asked racists what Japanese
words are, they're pretty close. A lot of the time,
that's gonna be it.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
But that the Mexican street corn just made me think, like,
is like, can any food be street corn.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Or not? It has to have corn? No?

Speaker 4 (06:27):
I mean obviously that the question, the real question was
can any food be street food?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
If you make it on the street, right, you get
a little hot dog card, you can make a lot
of things.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Out of that, like a lot of them you don't
typically come across on the street. But theoretically if you
got a cart or a little hut or.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Or a food truck, is technically street corn that is
street food or street food? Yeah, not street corn? Got
me all fucked up man.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, so I was trying to think off the top
of my head, like power ranking the top five street foods.
Ice cream, street food for sure with the ice cream,
the ice stream. Fucking truck dude. Oh that bad boy
goes down the street. Well you hear it and you're like, hey,
where are you getting it? You're on the street, dude.
The number one street food is it's dogs, dude, Hot

(07:13):
dogs man, hot. Okay, So I had American culture, I
had ice cream. I had tacos that I had hot
dogs tacos because street tacos you always like, even at
a restaurant, if it says street talkers.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
I want that last places in the Street being made
in India because all those videos look disgusting.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah, pizza, like street pizza after a concert. Sometimes you
have the guy that's got like the truck. He's like,
you want some pizza. Okay, here's drunk purchase. And then
only because I've been you know, my my second home Jamaica,
we would go a little jerk chicken shack and then
you get jerk chicken and that.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Was little meat pie things whatever they call those.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yeah, why would get the little jerk chicken skewers and
those fucking ros.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Does the Tamali lady walking around the bar at one
fifty does that count of street street food? I feel
like you have to kind of count that, son that
might jump all the way up to number two for
me because to me, like street food is like ready
to go food that you're just walking in the street,
like hot dog guy in New York, Hey, I'll take
a dog burger. It just can't come out of a

(08:15):
street burgers because like it' not in a restreet of it.
Fast food would almost qualify, but it doesn't because you're
coming out of an actual restaurant building. Right.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
But anything can be street food as long as it's
made from like a cart or like it's being sold
out of a cart or anything like that.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
But if it's being sold out from a parking lot, yeah,
like I'm viking rodeo O and all the vendors that
are outside.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
That's the thing though that's like a vendor though, that's
like a setup.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
But like, is it that's more like streets in the road, right.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
It's more of like a food court environment that's outside.
It's like a food farmer's market.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
If it's in a parking lot. Is it tailgate food?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, tailgate food is different.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Tailgate food could be dead, but it's also a lot
the same.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Because like, if you're out of fair and you get
a funnel cake out of a that doesn't feel like
street food to me.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
But if I'm walking down the street and they have
funnel cakes, I'm gonna get one.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's street food on the Rodeo counts. The Rodeo is
it's one of those ones you're.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
In an enclosure sort of even though you're outside, but
it's like an outside enclosure.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
And it's it's its own thing. It's the Rodeo. It's
its own culture, own event. I mean, unless you had
like a street food convention, that would be so that's
grandfathered in because of the name.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Right, But I think any food that you get off
of a cart or anything like that should be considered
street food.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Falaffel owing by a falaffel cart when I was in
New York years ago. Is it falafel like a waffle? No,
it's or is it more? Isn't it kind of like bread?
It's it's kind of like a euro It's like peed
of bread with like meat inside of it. I think
and hummus humus.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
But we always we've gotten to the point where like
you have like chicken and waffles and then like you
always have to have like this sweet and savory to together.
So like I'm never like, is this like a fancy falafel?
Is this a regular flaffel? Like I don't know what
regular flaffel is. Excuse my culture, on my Irish culture,
I'm always I'm all meat and potatoes.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, I mean there was there wasn't a lot of
falafel in Katie when I was growing up.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Same same because I also grew up where you grew up,
so I had very similar experiences own town or not.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Not really, not at all, though.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Somebody who's out there is probably like turkey leg like
that's the Renaissance fare. It's a little different. That is
rare street food. That's fair food.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
It's medieval street food.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Which actually the fair food would also that's pretty much
the funnel cake.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
In medieval times, they only had street foods, the castle foods.
Castle food that's true, but those are for the royals. Yeah,
you're just talking about your privilege farm foods.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
So they have a lot of streets in medieval times. No,
they had some roads.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Dirt dirt roads, which are basically streets.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
And any house off of that was technically a roadhouse. Yeh, roadhouse?
All right? All right? What else I got?

Speaker 4 (11:07):
I had a food idea? You want a food idea? Yes,
I think it's a pretty good food idea. Maybe make
it some street food. The thing does involve street food.
Hot dog pinwheel sandwiches. It's just hot dogs. You put
whatever you want on it, and then you just cut
it up into little slices and then you lay it
sideways and you're like, hey, pat, would you like like

(11:28):
I could cut it up into six little pieces, but
would you like a hot dog pin real sandwich? Like
it's just a hot dog that you cut up in
pieces like it is, but it's fancier if I call
it a pin real sandwich.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Idea. Also, because on the party tray you could make
like four or five different types of hot dogs.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Yeah, put a little relish on it.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Oh, that might actually be the thing Chicago dogs. Instead
of the thing being in the hot dog and then
you slice it, you slice the dog and then you
put a doll up on top.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
I think, yeah, you put that in a country club.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
This one has like a tomato, like a bit of tomato,
and yeah, and celery salt and it's the Chicago pinwheeld.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Dog rebel trademark on all of that, by the way,
by the way, rebel trademark.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
You can you imagine if we put these on a
food cart and sold it a street food.

Speaker 6 (12:13):
Are you guys familiar with salt cheap Papa?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Probably not right. It's like cut up hot dogs. Obviously
very familiar with the hot dogs. I found a picture here.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
It's not how my mind I know about it, But
why don't you tell everybody else where?

Speaker 3 (12:24):
It is?

Speaker 6 (12:25):
So my mom would cut up the hot dog in
the shape of kind of like an octopus, like you
would think the tentacles, and like combined it with French fries.
Like that's like the very simple version of it. But
of course you can go more involved and then like
start topping it, you know, with like with your grandma
and other things as well.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
I was not familiar, and now I want to be.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
I would like, would you bring us some next week?

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Please? I will try. Okay, So I was supposed to
bring you guys jolly ranchers this week? Maybe no you
bring was it? Dollar answers? No? It's something. It was
like the mince. It was mint. I brought all those. Okay,
they're like barely made it through the week. Okay, I
still got some slim gems. If you want some of
those next week, you snap.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
Slim Jimothy's for sure.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Oh, by the way, I brought some Robert feelins and
for everybody before we get out of this segment, to
let me forget all right, so I'll be back. But
that reminds me of like when I was a kid,
my parents would do the hot dog octopus. You just
chop the weeny like long ways and it's got the
little like octopus legs and then you'd get that with
macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
That was That was a snack. Sometimes that's a great
Kate food. Usually, like when my dad was in charge
of the kids who do that and pac Man sandwiches,
which is just blooney sandwiches where he cuts the little
mouth out of the bologney. He's like, look, it's pac Man.
You know why he did because then he was getting wait, wait,
was it was he frying the balogney? Yeah? Yeah, you
do that so that the blooney doesn't peel up on

(13:52):
the corners.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
I didn't know as a kid. I was like, my
dad's just a genius. Sandwich is a chef. Obviously, packmandwiches, packmandwitches.
We should have called them a dammit.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
I really should be in charge of naming all foods.
You're pretty good at it. You are pretty good. I
just give you that combined things.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
Yeah, yeah, all right, would you guys be in for
preakum segment?

Speaker 3 (14:16):
I also had an idea, let's hear it so you
know how they say, even though we have established pickleball
is not a sport. It's not fast growing sport in America,
not a sport. As I was waiting for you down
in the lobby today, I looked across and it always
throws me off that there's a ping pong table in there.
Pickle pong.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
You know how many times I played it?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Never? Zero times? Yep, pickle pong. So you know how
the whole premise of pickleball is, it's like tennis, but
you don't have to move around as much. Yeah, just
at the table half sized ping pong tables very small,
so literally you're playing like if you're watching the video version,
you're never even moving the paddle outside of your shoulder.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
You know, we could call it table pickleball. I want
to pickle pong, I know, but table pickleball would be
just like when you call it ping pong, like table tennis,
and then it's like, but it's just the same.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
But also we have to we add a bunch of arbitrary,
really stupid rules to uh ping pong, Like if you
hit the ball too hard, that doesn't count.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
It's called dnking. If you dink it in dunk and dirk.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
It, then we'll call it pinking in this one, because
it's pinking and punking, pinking and punking.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
If you're pinking it, then you're not punking. And if
you're punking, you're not pinking. That's what I always say.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
You got a pink when you're supposed to pink, and
pink punk when you're supposed to pink. Don't even get
me starting Robber. The other day, he was trying to
punk and he pink so hard he looked like an idiot.
Doesn't you ever any of us fall into Robert. You
gotta be careful.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Can't pink when you're trying to punk. Dude, I don't
know what to dink or a dunk means they don't
think they really mean anything. I think it's just some pickleball.
Instructor was like, I know, I know how to make
money out of old people, but I think if we
can swing this thing, if.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
We can market these, because even ping pong tables, people
are like, I don't have enough room in my house
for this. Dude, you can put this in the corner
of your garage. Then you like home pickaball, you don't
have to leave. You have to play your stupid, little,
half assed little bit sport. You can do it right
at home on a small dude sports hobby. Yes, I
say sport mocking. Yeah, yeah, you sport with But I
think we could take a lot of money with it.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah, I know absolutely, Like church groups will eat that
ship up, corporate groups let that ship up.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Dude, you could fit it in your dorm room.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
But you could also what you could do is like,
so the problem with pickleball is you have to go
to a court, Like, theoretically, we could just buy a
bunch of ping pong tables, put our brand logo, I
put past the gravy ping pong or past the gaby.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
What do we call on it?

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Pickle Pong pick a past Gray pickle Pong LLC. And
then just put our little logo on that thing, and
you go, oh hey, you guys, YO might have like
a company game night.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Okay, well guess what We're gonna.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Bring eight tables, set it up in y'all y'all's little
lobby area, and boom, and then we just charge like
three billion dollars because companies will be like corporate will
pay for it.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
This will take over so quickly that people will stop
playing pick a ball pick a ball. Then we buy
the I want to cut calling it pick it ball.
We we take over the pick a ball facilities. You
can fit like twelve pickle pong tables on a pick
a ball court, so then you're just maximizing the area
and creating more revenue.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
People we pinking and punking all over the place.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Somebody will come. Can we actually take some of these
off for one court to actually play pickle No, sh
shut the fuck up, get out of here's the future,
get with it, and then we kick them out, get out,
kick them, get the fuck out of here. You kick
them and then I throw them out like DJ Jazzy Jeff.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah he touched me.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
He touched me appropriately, and then then there's the whole thing.
Just can cause a scene. That's really what we do,
just just make scenes. So you're in with me on
this absolutely all right.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
The only thing I will say pick a ball is
not a sport. It's a hobby.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
But at the little little tennis court slash pickleball court
thing that I walked the dog around. One cool thing
I can say about it is when you have a
cool shot and you just tap the other guys pick
a ball racket what ever it is, because it's not
like a tennis record where you suck it up.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
You need to like a high five. It's like, that's
kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
I've never even seen a pickle ball recket.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
It's just like if it's like a ping pong paddle,
but it's like bigger and it's just plastic. That's all plastic.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Oh wait, I have seen those, Okay, yeah, but it's
just like tap the boards and like that's kind of cool.
One cool thing I kind of want to.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Just carry those around because that's a perfect paddle to
just spank your buddy on the ass with.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah, well, when we have pickle pong, then then that's
obviously gonna be We're gonna have to have a lot
of those, Robert, you think we can make pickle pong
paddles put in the store and then just but like
I want you to it's like explicitly in the description,
but these are not for pickleball. If we see you
or hear about you playing pickleball with these, we will

(18:46):
confiscate them when you will not get your money back.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
We could probably put a design on a shirt like
this shirt is not you're not supposed to play with this.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
So you don't think they're just gonna do the paddles
of the game we just came up with. Yeah, they
don't have those. I don't think they and I don't
think can you email them and see if they can
maybe make them?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Fast track it, okay, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Get in touch with sales. They might be able to
push it forward.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
What about three D printer? Do we have a three
D printer?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Guy?

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Maybe you give a three D prints.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Some I'll have to look into that, but yeah, I
think I think we can find some guys. Remember they
can find some people. Remember those creepy ladles, Oh, they
definitely ladles. Are they good ladles? Know what I'm saying like,
what if the paddles in to make more or you
have to expertise, bring your own ladele. You can you small, little,
big ladle, whatever fits your like that, little variants like

(19:33):
that lot. And then we show up with just paddles
and those weren't ladles. We're like, well, actually, why don't
you shot the fuck show up with the touched me
he's got a boat or still use it as a ladele.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Yeah, it's all ladles. Everything's later.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
But that's why how we trick everyone else to showing
up with shitty instruments.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
And then we win everything and then shae them into listening.
But tell me you don't listen to the podcast. Not
telling me you don't listen to the podcast. We talk
about ladels all the time. Fucking loses lanels every week.
All right, what else you got?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
H I had one more? I was I was having
a thought yesterday. So yeah, having beers with my buddy.
Is there anything more lee than just getting beers with
the boys? Like obviously, and I had to stipulate, I'm
not counting like you have your first child and you
gaze into their eyes, and of course I'm talking about
just vibe related hanging out, Like getting beers with the
boys is so good. Garage beers, Well, that's therapy and

(20:25):
your therapy. Yeah, that's therapy. Garage beers are great. It's
a therapy. But a lot of times can't be so.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
It's like an impromptu therapy session just at a bar.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Just beers with the boys.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Dude, beers with the boys is pretty good. Sweating out
of beat with the boys is pretty fine.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Oh, that's a good one. A lot of time beers
are involved in that.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
A lot of times beers are involved in that. Like
best feeling in the world, not including kids. I would
say your team winning a championship is the best feeling
in the world because I've.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Been married and had a kid, and.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
Sometimes it fluctuates when I think back to it.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
So you put the championship over the getting married.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
If my wife or daughter listening, obviously that those are
the two top days. But like cut this part out,
like like February third, two thousand and two thousand and eight,
and then February fifth, twenty twelve, like one two one two.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
The won the fucking Super Bowl, Giants, the super Bowl
is great.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Think about that weekly. At least if not daily. No
Yankee ships are there different football. The two thousand and
nine was again, it was more of a relief than
like finally, thank God, like we fucking did it.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
AJ Burnett can fucking win.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
We don't talk about the Yankees. Fuck them.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Those are the fucking Cincinnati Get the fuck out of
my face. The fuck out of my face. What do
you do in, Aaron Boone?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Oh, hey, let's have an under three e r A
with our top three pitchers who are not Garrett Cole.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
And then we'll score zero runs to help them out. Like,
fuck you, fuck you send this d Aaron Boone, Fuck you.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
I second that. Fuck you a yeah, fuck you dude.
I hope you had a ten year extension.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Piece of shit. I wish you never hit that home run.
I wish you never hit that home run.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
I would give that back in a second, give that
back in a second to not have you as the manager.
That's a good question, do I wish he had never
hit that home run because it was against the Red Sox,
and the Red Sox would have had a good shot
at winning the World Series that year.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
But at like the Yankees didn't win it that year.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Butterfly effect, though, with that. If that doesn't happen, Grady
Little probably doesn't get fired from the Red Sox. They
don't get Terry Francona next year, they don't have the
greatest comeback in the history of sports, three to zero
against the Yankees. I think I'm actually happy Boone hit
that home run, especially now that he's your manager for
long periods of diamond he sucks at his job. Well, actually,

(22:40):
there's a case to be made that Aaron Boone ripping
my heart out in two thousand and three might be
the best thing that ever happened to me sports wise.
I spish he hadn't hit that home run, still lost
to the Marlins, Still didn't matter. Rip Tim Wakefield, I
love you forever, all right? Would you bring in Robert.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
We've had a lot of food talk already, but I
heard the word of going there's gonna be some blizzards
coming up, some DQ blizzards or some HQ blizzards.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Blizzards.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
We will bleep it that way out. What's that? There
was pizza out.

Speaker 6 (23:11):
There was pizza out there, but that was like that's
been out for a while.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
I think that's been out today. Pizza doesn't go bad
in the day.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
Actually had pizza already today.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
I had pizza for dinner last night, and I had
pizza for lunch this afternoon that was left over, and
I have a frozen pizza that I'm going to have
for dinner tonight.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
I was gonna say same, but no, I'm not gonna
have pizza tonight. I did have pizza last night and
for lunch today. But yeah, I was like looking forward
to blazz. I haven't had a blizzard a long time.
It was the last time you had a blizard? You
think for me it's been like ten years college, probably
over ten years.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Probably a good three to five years something like that
for me, because it's never been a consistently get. But
like I'm sure I've probably had one the last couple
of years on a random day.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Yeah, I don't think there's anything different. They're just like
what ice cream and side down?

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, that's actually you know what it might have been
junior high for me because last couple of times I've
been to d Q, I didn't get blzzards. It was
only a road trip. That's kind of Blizzard's messy.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
To eat in the car, Yeah, but it's not messy
to eat the car stuck together.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah, but you're driving, You're trying to eat ice cream
with one hand. It has it's it's a lot of
Works'd rather have a regular show for the trip if
you're driving. I feel that I never crave DQ so
like it was. I feel like I had to be
in college there was one. Yeah, I don't ever CRIVET either.
I honestly, I think I've only ever had it twice
before in my life. Texas stops on. I do miss

(24:39):
the commercials though, I LA good Bay sleep that out too.
Also yet, but don't bleep out any of the nineteen
times we just said Q. Actually bleep out just the song,
but don't bleep it out. Put like a goat going.
But they would put like a screaming goat over us
saying it each time. Actually put me going. Just go

(25:01):
back and look that back over. Have you sent an
email to anyone? But like, where's the blizzards?

Speaker 6 (25:06):
Though they're all gone, They're all gone by the time
we got here.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yeah, oh they well, I mean that's not that shocking.
But blizzards are great.

Speaker 6 (25:12):
Yeah, I think they got here like shortly before.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Three blizzies are fucking blizzies. Baby, Oh dude, blizzies and glizzies.
That'd be a fun party. Maybe it sounds like a
frat party.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Maybe on the fourth have some blizzies and glizzies.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Dressed up like a Q blizzard or dressed up like
a hot dog. That's our new costume party. UD had
a frat and therority mix there.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Like we can't have g I Jo's an army hose anymore.
That's that's outdated. It's trouble the new. Fuck yeah, I
like that idea. All the dudes dresses glizzies, all the
girls dresses blissies.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Or whatever you want to dress as well.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
I was just making a wiener.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Oh yeah, I got you.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
I got you dressed as a glizzy with a or
a blizzy with a glizzy.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Hanging off of your belt, or like you could just
the glizzy in the blizzy as like a straw.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
I ain't mad at that. It's not bad. I mean,
or you could bite part of the glizzy turn into
a spoon. I mean you can just in the thing
like I mean you dip French fries in there. Salty
plus the sugary sweetness of it. That's good together. Glizzie's
kind of salty sprinkle some celery salt on it, then
dip it in the blizzy.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
Yeah, I'm not bad, not bad, not bad. So you
didn't get your blizzard?

Speaker 3 (26:30):
It is the story.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Yeah, And I was just wondering unless if you guys
had one while Yeah, it's so this was like a
rare opportunity to get one, because I'm I'm not gonna
stop by a DQ to get one.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah. Well, the problem with it is it's like whenever
you're getting it, you end up going to like Mickey
D's or like Sonic because those are fucking everywhere. DQ.
It's like, you got one in the town.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
Maybe it's a small town usually.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Like even even where in Katie where we grew up,
there was one. It wasn't make or whatever, but it
was like fifteen minutes away from your house. Still because
Katie was so big, he had to travel for it.
He had to pass by five fucking McDonald's to get there.
But small towns, that's the dehues to go to them.
They're in a small town ten years before McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Oh yeah, they invented the small town.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
And that's what I like about Texas. So I like
about Texas too.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
I'm just gonna end there and on that note, Robert Feelines.
That was the yeah come back kid or a pre
come segment. But before we move on, let's do Robert Feelines.
It's been this is the first Robert Fans of the year, right,
is it?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
It feels like it. I think it is. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
I don't know if we've done any since last year,
since twenty twenty four. I mean they're hard to come by, Okay,
I try them out with my wife. My wife's like,
what the Fuck's that's not it? So you might get
mad at some of these, okay, but if you are
new to the pod Robert Felines. Somebody once asked us,
is Robert Feeline the proper name for Bobcat? And we decided, yes,
yes it is. So then we tried to find it

(27:59):
by wuch of other names and words that would be like,
the proper name for this is this. I will give
you the proper name. You will try and guess what
I'm really talking about or what I'm really talking about.
I will give you a clue, like actor or something
you do on a vacation, or something you would do
at the beach, or something like that, food, something like that.
But that's how we do Robert Feelin's. I will give

(28:22):
Robert and Pat the clues. They will try and guess it,
and you at home and watching on YouTube and listening
wherever you're listening can also play along. Start guessing on
the YouTube if you want to, hop in the comments
right now and see if you can, if you can
beat them to it.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
All right, I'm gonna start with let's roll all the
way to the bottom.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
All right. This is an actor Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Nope, damn it, Nope, don't do that.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
An actor sidekick, good sweet potatoes, sidekick, good sweet potatoes.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Only the only thing popping in my head is Buddy Holly,
and that ain't gonna be it. No thing about in
my head was Liam Neeson, Not at all. It's an
actor sidekick, good sweet potatoes. See when I hear I'm
stuck on sweet potato, I'm thinking of Yams. And I
can't think of any actor whose name ends in Yam.
Go with that, though, but I can't think of any
actor I just with that? Good? Okay? Is there any

(29:30):
actor with the last name Bueno? Yams? No? Okay, sidekick?
Who's who's a sidekick? Maybe Robin? All right? An actor
named Robin Williams. Yep, yep, good Will, good Will, yams,

(29:52):
sweet potatoes, Robin sidekicks. I was also stuck on like sidekick.
I was thinking like Buddy pal yep, I thought, I
thought that might though you off, Oh it's good warm up.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
I wasn't trying to think of actors who played Robin.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Oh yeah, no, that was not the way to go.
All right, this is a celebrity. Toilet eye sodium. Toilet
is John something Salt is an actor.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
You said, this person has acted? What was your what
is your celebrity? Celebrity have done a lot of celebrities,
John I. I also no, not baal SALTA sounds like
a poor name. John bal Salt, John Balls. Well, besides acting,

(30:56):
what ell is he just like a little bit famous,
dabbled and everything, A little bit of everything, a little
bit of music, a little bit of I believe.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
He has done some music.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Maybe not, though I don't know. Toilet I sodium is
John cena oh C salt C and n A is
the elemental code for sodium. Oh well, well science right there. No,

(31:26):
I'm pretty sure sodium is n A c L like
googled it. I googled it is just n a sodium.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
I said elemental sign for n A and it said so.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah, yeah, I think table salt is an ac well tolet.
I used that on a crossword the other day. No
big deal that one. I don't think it was lab
at all.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
John Cena, all right, this is an animal Florida rude start,
Florida rude start. It's all one word.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
It's a lot of words for one word. Oh my god,
Florida rude start. Think birds animal bird, one word, pterodactyl. Nope,
flamingo yep, the f l the Florida was mean. Go see,

(32:26):
I'm gonna go to this. I got one for you
that I thought of one earlier. Probably it's not in
this room. I have another one that lay in this
room that I thought of earlier. It's a snack skinny
Jonathan sname jam there you go. It's a little easy.
I'm trying to give Robert what it is. It is
confidence meatstick. That's my poor name. All right.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
This is a musician, big Boy Kid Farm.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Her big boy and all.

Speaker 7 (33:00):
I thought this outcast, all right, musician, big boy kid Farm,
big boy kid Farm either way, little baby.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
No bomb, all right, it was Big Boy one of
the bombs. Wow. Yeah, we're in the World War two. Yeah,
that was fat Man and Little Little Boy. Okay, big
Boy was an outcast, right it was Andre two thousand
and big Boy right? Or or am I thinking of

(33:31):
Nols Barkley where it was ce Lo and somebody? I
think you're right? Okay, what was it? What was the clugan?

Speaker 5 (33:37):
It was Big Boy Kid Farm.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
It's a musician. God, it sounds like this. I really
wish we had a comment section. Two words. Yeah, if
you do on YouTube, you just do a live a
live comment section. I mean, I got nothing on this one. Boy,
m h m. I don't know who sings that. Oh

(34:03):
this isn't like Brandley Bentley or some shing Boone. It's
Benson Boone, big Boy Kid Farm, Big Ben. Oh boy's name,
boy Kid his son. That's Benson and Boon Swarm. Okay,
Boon Swarm might date me, but whatever, we used to

(34:25):
house Boons Farms.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Dude, it was easy. It's just sugar water. We pretended
it was alcohol, all right.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
Last one I got and this is this is a
stupid one.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
So just you're ready to not get this probably, but
last place cat gravy. It's something you'd put on food.
Last place, cat gravy, finish No, nope, I forgot. You're

(34:59):
not on finish food. What is food from Finland? I
know that from birek old Stein. Some weird fish, sweetest
red fish. No, damn it. Give me the clue again.
Last place, cat gravy. I got really stuck on the
Scandinavian country. All right, let's try cat gravy. What could

(35:25):
we go in there? Gravy could be sauce, all right?
What was that? What was the category?

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Last place cat? No, but the category it's something you'd
put on fish, something you put on food. So sauce
cat could be put last place and cat. Think of
them as one word last place, cat place cat?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Okay? Garfield Sauce is not something I think like loser,
last place? Loser the sauce sauce? Would you say that
like last place? What was the other word for the
last place? I don't know?

Speaker 5 (36:07):
To your last place? Are you the worst?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Oh? So so it sauce worst Chesshire cheshire cat and
then great Rochester sauce all right? Orchester sauce? All right?
So those were our Robert Feelin's for this week. Good
to be back, Good to be back? All right, that

(36:31):
was our pre come segment. Let's get into the Comeback
Kids segment, where we tell you what's back in the news.

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Speaker 3 (37:52):
It's the Comeback Kid, Comeback Kid of the Week, Comeback
Kid of the Week, bitch.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
All right, first come at kid this week? War goog
absolutely nothing.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Oh wore Wars started? I guess or not really? Maybe
it might be, but also maybe not.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
We've had two seaspires, which seems good, but maybe not.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
If you have two seaspires, do you have one it's
a true good point or do you have the Segon
one because you didn't have the two seaspire system. It's
very with the runn meth but yeah, I don't know.
World War three maybe happening. I didn't. I trained for
many years for this. I'm kind of out of training
right now. Yeah, I'm laid college. Actually that's not true.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
But Fortnite the other last night, I was crushing on Fortnite,
So really I might be ready for it, but I'm
not going to do it because I think I'm out
of the age of.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
The draft, so I'm good. No, it's up to thirty nine,
I think, yeah, but they're not taking us first. I mean,
clearly I'm not a first round pick anymore. But uh,
I have I did. I was doing some training last night.
I uh, Call of Duty two and three were really
cheap in the Xbox store, so I bought them. So
last night I was working my way through Leningrad. Oh nice, Yeah,
catching up Take it Out Nazi. So I'm getting I

(39:14):
guess subconsciously, I was just getting ready for war. Had to,
you know, see the horrors of it. So when it happened,
mentally ready, what I.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Think is just army recruiters. In the past, I feel
like didn't have to deal with war memes, and now
the meme game is just stepped up so much that,
like I think even if there was a word no
one's going to take it serious. Yeah, they would be,
but like it's just like here's the problem now, we

(39:41):
like our generation. Now this will be if it happens,
would be the third war we've got to live through.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Cool. H How cool is that we had? We've had
two housing bubble or housing, it's more than three. It
was the Gulf War. There was like Iraq in Afghanistan,
which Iraq was to it's from two Afghanistan or the
War on Terror.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
War on Terror is Afghanistan, right, yeah, we lump those
in together. It's a region post nine to eleven war,
really what that was?

Speaker 3 (40:17):
This will be though the well, I guess technically it'll
be the second war streamed on social media. We've had
two stock market crashes in our lifetime, we had nine
to eleven. But that would like if the war does
kick off, you'll have to have videos like because it'll
be We've seen Russia, Ukraine. I mean there's videos people
are taking on their cell phones going through trenches killing
each other. That's all over Reddit. If you're sick like

(40:38):
me and like watching that stuff. But now with the
way AI is going, you won't be able to trust
any video that you see because you won't be able
to tell do this actually happen or is this AI? Now,
if you see a gorilla going through the trenches with
a selfie camera, you can trust that that one's don't.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Yeah, I don't believe that one.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Actually, I want to put it past our government to
have been training gorillas without our knowledge, It wouldn't be
the worst idea.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
I mean the test of the like, how many men
did it take to take down a silver Beck gerrilla?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Maybe that's what mk Ultra was is everyone thinks that
they were just doing experience with fuck with people, they
were transferring consciousness into gorillas.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
Yeah, it's kind of a severance move, I feel, which
would actually be.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Sick for the army. A bunch of fucking gorillas on
the front lines. Yeah, gorillas to make some dudes like
you're not so good in cover because you're big. But
strength we don't, like I've talked about this before in
the podcast, we don't know how strong gorillas are. They
constantly escape from enclosures. Imagine like dudes on the third floor,
you just jump up and get them. Yeah, what would

(41:34):
you say you're most excited for with with war? What's
your highlight? The camaraderie maybe butter maybe the music. Maybe
we'll get another Just do you.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
Think Credence clear Water is gonna.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Come back some Yeah? I mean here's the thing though,
are we gonna have great war music? Credence is gone,
Toby's gone. Who's gonna who would be Jackson? What are
we gonna get? Are we gonna get fucking Morgan Wallin?

Speaker 6 (41:58):
Ever heard of jelly Roll?

Speaker 5 (42:01):
Oh you're right, yep, j Jyroll.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
I can't really picture the rain always in the tranches.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
Bombs ain't always from an airplane.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Oh maybe b O B biglight, paper highlight. I know
that's airplanes in the night sky like I thought. Okay,
I thought airplanes. I was saying, m I A because
people are saying that back because that's shooting star. No,
it's a plane coming to up your entire fucking sorry. Oops. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
War music would suck now.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
I think we would probably get a fire Dorito's commercial
out of it, because B two bombers or what do
they call them? Was the Flying Derita or what was
they call them?

Speaker 5 (42:42):
D two bombers but they.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Called was it like B fifty two's Yeah, but like
the nickname it's like a uh, they called it something
dorito because it looks like a triangle that was a
stealth Dorito stealth I think that's what they call them.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
But I mean, like you have to assume the US
government's gonna collab with Dorito's and make a fire commercial
out of that. Do you think that they would have
like war commercials would be like Super Bowl commercials, like fuck, yeah,
it's our time. I mean, we would probably start getting
some badass Marines commercials again. For recruiting. Yeah, see, that's
also the problem too. Well, I guess we wouldn't need
recruiting if it was a full on war. We just draft.

(43:25):
They would just draft. But like, also with social media,
there's so much it's so much more well known how
people come out and then they just bash the military.
They're like, yeah, dude, you just get sucked over constantly.
It's a little bit harder to recruit.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Now, it might be.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
It might be, but hey, shout out to the troops,
both sides, both sides rooting for everybody here, no no, no.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
No, but which were rooting for safety for everybody.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
You know, we're rooting for the ceasefire.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Ceasefire with big seasfire guys. Everybody knows me, knows I'm
a huge ceasfire guy.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
You haven't fired at me once.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
I am always like, let's say, hey, can we cease this?

Speaker 3 (44:01):
You actually are a big ceasefire guy because you're you
constantly call for them with threats of force, but your
threat of forces. If you guys don't stop, I'm gonna
jinx your team, right, I'm gonna jinx it so hard,
which is like kind of the ultimate way to you.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Know, like I played the god card like you didn't
want to see what's gonna happen if you do this?
I threat I won't do anything by myself, but like
some bag would happen, you know what I'm saying, Some
some bag would happen. As I'm pointed to this guy,
like that guy up there, we don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
It's almost exactly what Trump is done too, just being
like hey stop or like maybe I'll get involved, maybe
we come after you, and you're just like a show.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Can we do a Nagasaki Hiroshima highlight reel? Real fast?
Can we put it to free Bird?

Speaker 3 (44:48):
I feel like he should be the best at this,
even more than nuclear weapons. The best attorney is having
a president so fucking crazy that you have absolutely no
idea what he'll do.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
That is I wouldn't say it's a good thing, but
I've been saying as a deterrent, yeah, I think that
does scare.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
This was the guy that was like, oh, storm in
the golf, what if we bomb it? He was just
asking questions, which again I think we even said on
this podcast, not a bad thought. Still, I still stand
behind that. If you get it.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
You were at Robert tal That was when we had
no power in the whole city and Robert was the
only personal power and we broadcast from there and we
were like, I mean, I.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Kind of like the idea, try it would if it
doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Now we know it doesn't work, it's gonna blow all
the water away. Or was he getting upon itself a
nuclear hurricane.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Well, I'm not saying use a nuke. I want. I
was very from the beginning. I was saying to use them.
We got to start with something, and then yeah, you
don't start with a nuke, right, and then you go
you progressively. We fought Japan and fucking Hawaiian all the
islands for years before We're like all right, nuke.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Yeah, And it took a long time. We were like, hey, guys,
like stop, stop doing the war thing. And they're like, no,
look right, sure about that Hitler did you guys got
to stop now They're like no, all right, and.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
We're like, okay, boom. This is like we're still gonna
keep going.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Over're like last chance, boom, last chance. But yeah, war's back, guys.
Maybe what a time to be alive or talk also
back white guys. White guys are so back right now. Unfortunately,
we're about to be a huge bust in the NBA draft.

(46:28):
Cooper Flag from Duke is going to be the first
white guy take in overall number one in the NBA
draft since nineteen seventy seven. Who's drafting the Dallas Mavericks
that the NBA gave the first overall pick two because
they pretty much just handed off a superstar for like
a bag of popcorn.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
That's right. I was gonna I was gonna make it
sure they're not drafting them, but I forgot. They didn't
trade for them.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
They're like, we can't really give you anything for Luka Doncic,
one of the best players in the NBA. But like,
what we can do is guarantee you that we're gonna
rig the draft lottery and you can have that.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
And they're like, all right, we'll do that.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
And so Cooper flag like Victor wim bitch Yama is
going to be a bust. And somebody was taking me
a task today actually today they were like, hey, remember
when you said Victor women Yama is going to be
a bust.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
How's how'd that work out? And I was like, well,
how many playoff wins he got?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
He is a bust.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
He's never made the playoffs in his career.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
He had arguably the greatest head coach of all time.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
And Greg ever heard of him? He's won like five titles.
You couldn't win title with Greg Popovic. I mean that
guy France.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Known for making fat people. It's got charos everywhere and
he can't put on any weight. Bust bust plus French bust.
He's a coward, ultimate coward. Now he's a monk. The
French haven't been tough since fucking Woking Phoenix was ruled
in that country.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
He's he didn't do a great job, but they were tough,
yeah at the end, and he fell off at the end.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
They were tough.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
It's true, they were tough for a second. For a second,
but yeah, the.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Toughest thing they've done is make fucking croissants.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
But Cooper Flag cursed Boom Done, cursed Mavericks a bad again.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
So he just let off with the new didn't even
give him a chance to bar.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Not for Dallas. We call it the old Dally plaiz away.
You don't even see it coming. Yeah, they got a
lot of the mob, and you saw that coming from
a mile away. I let the mob know though, But yeah,
Cooper Flag is getting drafted. Had he gone to just
about any other team, we would have been like, hell, yeah,

(48:34):
but fuck you, dude, you're an enemy.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Now, you're an enemy of this pod. Cooper, Coop the poop.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
They were smart. They would draft Kitlyn Clark first.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Overall, I would draft Kaitlyn Clark.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
But then she'd be on Dallas, so she'd be a bust.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
True like Page Page Beckers, just like her bust bust Wow,
wasted talent ashere talent goes to waste. All right, white
guys are back, though, I was like, yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Then this could be the third white guy summer in
a row. Because I think chet Chet's White Boys two
years ago. Yeah, I think we had a little leftover vibe.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
It was Brad summer. It was Brad summer last year.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
So you know, white guys ultimately back because we're taking
back the summer. We lost it last summer. We're taking
it back.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
It was brat summer. It was Kamala Harris. Remember she
was a brat. She's so, she's so bratty.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
We just love her. I did see, which makes sense
that last summer was Brad summer because I saw someone
today say not seeing a lot of bad bitch summer posts.
I guess everyone is raising the kids from last year.
Ha ha ha ha. All right.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Also back this week is racing the new F one movie.
I think it's just called F one, Brad Pitt, f
one the movie, f one the movie. It's Brad Pitt,
What is it? Damnson Idris and Javier Bardem who just
no matter what, he scares me, DM scares me and everything.

(50:08):
He's in no country for old men. I can't not
see you as as as that. And then for if
you watched the Menindaz Brothers thing on Netflix, like he's
the dad, the mean dad, and you're.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Like well, I'm kind of scared of you always.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
It's it's like he's talking shit.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
They're talking shit to their dad, and it's like, your
dad literally just murdered people for fun. He flips a
coin and decides he's gonna murder. Like that's how it works, man, Like,
what are you doing? Don't yell at your dad.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Don't do that. He's it's like he because he's got
that deep voice, but also it's like the facial shape,
he's got the big chin that goes with it, and god,
that guy's I.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Think he's a good guy in this movie.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
I don't know really.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
What I wanted to kind of harp about is like
I am kind of sick of F one and how
full of themselves they are.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
See, I never got into it. I've never given a
fuck about it. But I'm excited for this movie, and
that might have something to do with that. I finally
watched Ford versus Ferrari this weekend, which was amazing, So
I might just have racing on the brain. But this
movie looks dope as shit.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
I mean, maybe the movie is good, but like, what
pisses me off is just that like F One is
just like the country Club of racing where they're like, oh,
look at us.

Speaker 8 (51:12):
We are four in and we come to our all
of these different countries and we drive our fancy little
cars around the tracks and then we smoke our cigarettes
and we have a Mercedeses and we fly in helicopters,
and we have like two people that win all over
the races.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
And NASCAR is like robins, races and bitches, and they
fucking like, NASCAR's got more fucking cars in the field,
so it's more parody, not just fucking Lewis Hamilton and
valve Terry botos Waring all this shit. NASCAR fucking wants
to get gritty.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
They want to run into it. You run into an
F one car, things gonna shatter? Does it not even
makes sense? NASCAR is like, hey, what if we had
cool net windows. That's really cool And like you said,
F one, it's like we have cigarettes and champagne. Nascars like,
get on the infield, grab as much bigger as you
can run across Porta potties. Let's go show up and

(52:00):
get hammered. We got a billion people that can fit
at Daytona.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
I mean, look at the sponsors you got. The teams
are Mercedes, and then you got sponsors like roll X
and NASCAR. It's like we got Ford and.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Tied, Bass Pro Shop, fucking Staples, baby.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Fucking Wonderbread. Baby, you want Wonderbread. Wonderbread's gonna be a
sponsor for you. I bet you. There's a fucking car
that has a slingein logo, door dash and Bubba Wallace
drove for DoorDash. I believe McDonald's. It's like, yeah, I
know that, I've seen the people. Yeah, I don't wear Rolex.
I can afford every single product that is on a

(52:37):
NASCAR car. I can't afford a single one on an
F one car. Yeah, pretty much. It's just like net jets.
Yeah okay, yeah. Maybe because you guys have so much
more money, you guys also have the ability to go right,
and NASCAR doesn't. Fine, we only go one direction. But
you know what, America, you know what? What what side
of the is it? THEO is the wind column and

(52:58):
the left or the right? Left? Right? Yeah? So left? Left? Okay? Left?

Speaker 5 (53:04):
So I really, if I'm not going left, I ain't win.
Why would I not want to do that?

Speaker 3 (53:09):
You know?

Speaker 4 (53:09):
But I think F one is a little full of themselves.
They like to smell their own farts a little too much.
Chill the fuck out, all right, Now you have a movie,
you're gonna be even cockier than you've ever been before.
Nascar is fucking king all right.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
You know what else?

Speaker 4 (53:21):
F one never had Dale, never had, never had Dale,
gave his life for the sport. What did Lewis Hamilton do?
Fucking yelled at people?

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Never had no Dale, never had no Jimmy Johnson, never
had no Dick Trickle, No Dick Trickle. Tell me one
Dick Trickle and F one and I'll tell you that
you're a liar.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
Richard Petty Ever heard of him?

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Those are good names. What are the names you have
in Nascar? Louise Simultan? Yeah? Really, I know like six guys,
I know good eight people in the field. Yeah, like
that's not a lot of people. Oh where are you racing?
We're going to Monaco this weekend. Beautiful city. We shut
it down, We race the streets. Where are you going, Daytona?

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Yeah, we're going fucking in Talla Dagan.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
I'm gonna go to the track. I'm gonna stand inside
the cars. I'm gonna get drunk. When that's over. I'm
gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna get drunk,
and when it gets dark, I'm gonna go to the
bars and get drunk. Daytona Texas Motor Speedway gonna go there,
go go down to Hot Lanta. That just sounds good
to Texas Mode Motor Motor Speedway past great Most Speedway.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
We need to have enough money one day to I
would just do the Gravy five hundred, the fucking sickest thing,
Gravy five hundred.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Go kart track.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
Run here somewhere you are.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Can we get a circular go car track or you
gonna only turn because I want to see some go
carts drafting.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
I mean, look, if you can't master going around in
a circle, like I don't even want you doing the
other ship. And if you're f one, they're probably like,
oh this circle is to buttering, It's like, well, I
like a guy.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
They can just zone in listen, and.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
I'm getting hammered. I can't deal with turning left and
right and follow the car. I need to just I
can see the whole field all it wants.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
You're pussy ass little fucking open ass cars.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Shut the fuck up. It's open driving. Fuck you nerds,
get a get a roof like a real man. All right,
don't tell me you're a racer.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Do they even let women in the sport because they
let Danica and Nascar forward thinking, hmmm hmm, interesting another
thing America is better than everyone else, aid, I would
also say, IndyCar is even better than F one because
it's American and America is better than everybody else. So
I go Nascar, IndyCar F one. The movie looks sick,

(55:25):
but like Nascar is king and we all know that. Yeah,
there's no way that the new F one movie is
gonna be better than Taday Units. So like, don't even like,
don't even tell me that it is. Okay, I know,
I know, Monday Greatest Verse movie.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Shut up, shut up and go watch your three people
that win this race while I'm going and I'm watching
my boy Tony Stewart crush another whatever cup we're in
now it used to be the Winston Co Kyle Busch.
Do they have any drivers whose last name is a beer? No,
No they didn't. They have Kaya and Kurt Busch. Those
two guys, one of them is a prick. I can't

(56:03):
remember which one. See if you say Robin's racing in
F one. They're gonna die, like people are gonna die.
Rub your wheel against my wheel, lub This car costs
forty seven billion dollars Lamborghini. All right, we're gonna fucking
rip our wheel off and throw another one on there
and eight shits anyway, so fucking bang into me, buddy.
All right, Yeah, but your big pile of monkey nets.
We're gonna come into pitt Road right now.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
I need a I might need a buffer in and
I'm gonna need a new set of tires.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
I mean, Hella has fucking f one gas. I've ever
had Kevin James start the race, gentlemen, starter, No, they've
never had that.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
He's a common man like us.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Who are who do? Who are they gonna go to
for that? What European guy is gonna get you jacked up?
Jison stem gentlemen stole your inge. See that's just not right.
That doesn't work well.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Flew here had a cop to im we'll flow right out,
and I had a cop daf This race gonna go
to a polo game as well.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
F one people also watch polo probably, which nothing against polo.
Pole of looks fucking sweet but like it's a rich
person's sport pretentious.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
I mean, if I if I could play polo, I
would play polo. I would rather race the horses and
bet on them.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Look, I'm gonna just tell you if anybody wants us
to race an F one car, ever, I'm probably in
passing that because I die. But I would play polo.
And I know there's a Houston polo club. Like would
love to come out wear my cool sweater around my shoulders.
I would absolutely wear a sweater, even in like the heat,
just because I'd had to look classy.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
You think all the la costs the guys that fail
at being jockeys, they just go into professional polo because
I'm still got to be fast on the horse. But
do you want to be bigger if you're in polo?
I was wondering about that. It's got to be able
to reach out, But can you just get a longer mallet?
Like when Victor wimbit jama like doesn't work out for
the Spurs, you think he can maybe go into into

(57:48):
polo because he's so light, he's work Probably he's probably
do that. I mean, yeah, I'd be European anyway, Dude,
just give up on this whole basketball You know what,
Cooper Flag, just quit while your head man. Just see
if there's like a Dallas Polo club or something. They
probably sucked to you play in China, You'll be huge
over there. They're gonna love you. You and Jimmer for

(58:08):
that can run that way.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
Oh you're gonna they're gonna love you there. Coops, they're
gonna love you there.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
But uh yeah, F one not as cool as Nascar,
and I'm just I'm just kind of over the F
one snobbiness.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
They're very snobby. Nascar is like, hell, you won't come
watch some Nascar, Come on down, I'll tell you about it.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
I'm like, all right, who are rooting for that guy?

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Okay, I'm in. That's what'sun Chase Elliott, dude, let you go.
I've said it for years. If you watch NASCAR with
somebody who likes Nascar, you can get into it really quick.
All right, Listen, this is our guy. We like him.
This other guy over there and the number forty two
over there, he's fuck he's a little bitch, hatty guy.
Jeff Gordon, a little proper little bitch DuPont ass motherfucker.

(58:53):
You had like the one NASCAR driver that everyone hated.
He had a I know, DuPont's like oil, but that
sounds European. It does sound to European. It was bad Dale.
Who is Dale sponsor fucking bud Wiser? Yeah, Dale Junior was.
I think Dale Dale was a good Dale was probably
like Winston is good wrench, right, good wrench. You probably

(59:14):
had Winston on there, Robert Google Dale, alright, we used
to have cigarettes. I think it's good wrench or good Year.
Either way, America good. You're a bad f one sucks
Nascar great. I mean we had to win all war
for him. The good wrench.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Oh fuck yeah, look at that the good wrench car.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Good, you're good he had he did right for Wrangler?
What in every man? That's sexy?

Speaker 4 (59:38):
What in every there's a text Look at this, I mean,
terrible car wreck. We're looking at the picture of the
car wreck, but like, all right, oh.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
We're looking at a dead guy. Sweet Alex, thanks for that.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
In the in the picture though, you had Dodge, you
got Texico, you got Eminem's, and you got good wrench
in America right there. Terrible tragedy that, but like that's America.
It's America as a kid, You're like, isl ooh old,
I like those commercials.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I like that car?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Then was it Mark Martin drove the Viagara car? And
you're like, ah, that's true your penis. As a kid,
that's fucking hilarious. Because I was my favorite number was six.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
He was number six.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
I didn't really watch a lot NASCAR, but like I
like six, Ah Viagra, Yeah, F one racing is back,
but also like F one sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
I'm just gonna go hard.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
On that take. I mean it's not a take, it's
a fact.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
It's a fact, but like I'm going to really go
in on that this week. And specifically because they think
people are gonna be in their fields and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Clearly against me. Is they get me excited, but they
can never get me to watch. Like I was always
excited about when Drive to Survivor was a good show.
I was like, that sounds so good. I never watched
a s was a good show because like every time
I would think about watching it, I would remember, oh, yeah,
this is European racing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
And if I'm doing any of European soccer at Gravy Gambles.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
By the way, if you want to bet it's the
only sport in the world where they're the best at
for Europe, It's like that's where the mecca of soccer is.
Every other sport, what's the pinnacle you can do?

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Moved to America, to America, the best country in the world,
and be good at that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Yep. And the only reason we're not the best at
soccers because we've got five other sports that are better.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Yeah, true, true, All right, well we already had the
pickleball crowd on our ass, so like when not just
add f one having pickabawlers.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
They're all old anyway where they're gonna do, I'm probably
not atta crossover. I mean, we're kind of old now too.
I feel like I took a step today and I
was worried for the next ten minutes that my knee
was gonna explode. I'm just like, oh, that's careful going
around corners. Last come back kit I had is The
Bear Season four. The Bear is out now. I am
wrapping up season three, and I'm really excited for it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
I'm also like, I get very frustrated with the people
on the show because it's just about a kitchen and
how stressful a kitchen is being in like fine dining
and stuff, and sometimes you just need to chill out.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
Man, Sometimes you just need to chill up. But like
I get this the show. You don't chill out.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
But if somebody was like yelling at me because I
put like the sauce a little wrong on the side
of a scallop, be like, I don't know, man, I'm
not gonna notice that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Sorry, chef, I couldn't tell the difference. Why is there
a smudge because he got smudge?

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Dude, Like, sorry, chef, I had hot dogs for lunch. Yeah,
have you tried the hot dog pinwheels. I've been thinking
of a new addition for the menu. Must out of here.

Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
We'll stop yelling at me, Joel McHale, stop it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
But the Bear's back. Robert doesn't watch the Bear, and
it makes me sad. It feels like something we talk
about shows all time. Robert, you can watch the Bear.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
I don't know that.

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
She's one of the ones that I've missed. And now
it's four seasons in.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Perfect This is actually the ben too much. It's the
it's three seasons because it's like, what eight episodes of
season something like that, eight ten, eight ten. That's a
perfect binge amount to get into the four season. Once
you start getting to like season six seven, that's when
it's I waited until season eight to watch Game of Thrones,
which actually worked out good for me. That was a
lot to watch the ketchup. It took me like two months.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
We started rewatching Dexter because they got that new series
coming out. What we watched, like the prequel one that
they came out with, and I was like, let's just
rewatch the old show. We got to like season five,
and I was like, I'm kind of out, Like there's
so many seasons. Why did they make eight seasons?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Like come on, I mean, yeah, I'm in season eight
of X Files. How many months have I been talking
about I've been rewatching X filesastuck?

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
But that is kind of cool when you have like
a show like that where you can just rewatch that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
But like now, if like with the Wife and stuff,
like you put the Kid down, you only have a
certain amount and it's like, oh, we can do two
episodes of the Bear or one episode of an hour
long thing like that. That Titanic Submarine documentary was like
we did that in two nights because it's like we
only have a little bit of time. So like but
like if it's like a show you watch by yourself,
like I'll do tires and stuff like that. That's what
I watch on my own. But like that's awesome to

(01:03:40):
be like, cool, I have nine seasons of this show,
like Always Sunny would be a good rewatch to just
start from the beginning. You're like, I've got I've got
two years worth of just whenever I'm free, just watching
Always Sunny.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
But that's the thing, those shows like that that have
twenty two episodes a season, that's hard. Three seasons you
get twenty four episodes to catch up on. Roughly, that's
a that's a very bingeable you canoed it out in
like two weeks, be ready.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
For the new season, and then you can start talking
chef with us hands behind yes chef corner.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Do you say yes chef that you're a restaurant. No,
we don't have a chef, but Jonathan is the chef.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
It's not the sign of respect. You just call everybody's chef,
even if they're not a chef.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
No, we call each other like words that I probably
can't say on here.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
Did Jonathan ever go to France and learn how to
be a brigade cook?

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
No, okay, no, he was. Jonathan is seventy years old now.
He pretty experienced. He used to just h He went
to Northeastern and was in like a finance major and stuff,
and he used to cook for his buddies in college
and did that for a couple of years and then
was like, fuck this, I just want to cook and
started opening restaurant. Worked out pretty well for it's pretty sick.

(01:04:47):
It's pretty sick. But the bear's back shout out to
everybody watches a bear. All right. My comeback, kid that
I brought in this week is greed. You know, sometimes
they say greed is good. Not in this scenario. What happened.
So if you're a gambler like me and Alex, you
know that now gambling is becoming mainstream everyone. You know,
DraftKings and fan Duel and all these sites they've got

(01:05:09):
all these days. Oh oh, hey, play the Rob Gronkowski
parlay where he'll put out three or four picks. So
the other day this guy segment and.

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
It's like, well, you know Steven A. Smith's sixth person parlays.
I'm not gonna listen to anything that that guy did.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
So there's a guy's social media gambler where you know
he has things, he'll he'll give out some free picks,
but he'll sell them. And he put together like an
eight guy parlay for home runs the other night, put
down like eleven dollars one one hundred thousand dollars on it.
But he posted on social media and a lot of
other people jumped on it too. It was a big
payout that they had to do the next day. DraftKings

(01:05:44):
added a new rule to their terms of service. If
they determine that a group is placing similar bets, they
will void the bet. So if you post like your
parlay online and it hits and a lot of other
people tail it, they will void the bet because they
deem it as group gambling or some shit like. That
is exactly what they promote on their own things, through

(01:06:04):
their own ones with their own celebrities. But if somebody
outside the company doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
It's just going into the casino with your boys and
put in the same bed down.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
Yeah you can do it. You know you're there. But
now with the online gambling and all this shit, they're
just try and find like the house already has enough
of a lead in all game, like, especially when it
comes to parlay as anyone that gambles knows parlays are
the biggest money pit you can try and do. You're
just gonna lose ninety nine percent of them. You hit
one for big and you're still down. But you can't
think about it because you hit it one and it

(01:06:33):
feels like and now they're trying to take that away
from the voys. That is bullshit. So FanDuel not cool.
You suck. They're not for the boys. Not for the boys.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Well, don't worry, We're not gonna have gambling lelas in
Texas anytime.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Hey we still have fake weed. Well I was a
gonna say, like, we just struggle to have that. Did
you see h whom that fuck faces Dann Patrick?

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
Not to get political, but that little cunt like he
was throwing a like just star.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
I mean, who watched this cartels? I mean it's not
even regulated.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
There's just a bunch of places that'll probably run by
the cartels. It's fronts that just open.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
They have they sell the same stuff with the same
amount the sas, so that it seems like it's it's
regulated a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Yeah, he's holding you off the ship.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Do you want to be Colorado and make a lot
of money from the tox. Toxpairers. You want that, And
it's like, yeah, I think they do.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
Like the hold the bags of gum, He's like, we
don't know what's in this. As he's flipping around, you
can see the nutrients with the ingredient list. Fucking piece
of ship. Fuck you. But hey, you know hot wheels
stopped him, so good job, hot wheels. You didn't want
to get taken down by two trees. One tree got him.
He's not letting the second one again. Not again. It's

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just a little humor, a little humor. Chill out, don't
take caaralyzed jokes, folks.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
All right, moving on, Let's get to the not cool segment.
And if you have, if you've never heard of that,
this is where we went. We eat the bitch about stuff.
I've been a little bad about grabbing people's not cool
as they submit to us. So I grabbed a lot
this week at pass Gap pod on X. She's the
hashtag PTG not cool. That's the only way we search
for them. Hashtag PTG not cool. If you stub your toe,

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that's not cool. If you get hit by a train,
also not cool. As varying degrees, and we're gonna pick
some of the best ones each week. Try and you know,
make it not too specific.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
They it's something that we can describe to people that
have no idea about you or you know, you're like,
not everybody knows who your kid's names are, so just
kind of trying me, like my son, my daughter, whatever
this is.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
So it's it's very easy for us to explain. But
this is the not cool segment.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Not cool man, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
All right at first, not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
It's from ray Mundo Bina Videz at k Mundo b
on X and he says he's not cool is that
he got a big ass screw stuck in his back tire.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
And if you look at that photo, that's not that's
a bolt. Yeah, that's a big something I got stuck
in there. That's one of the ones where like you
kind of look at first, you go, well, okay, it's
not in the wheel, while at least it's in the
tread maybe, and then you see the size of it
and you're like, I don't think that one's getting passed.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Yeah, that's uh, I think I that was part of
my not cool last week with my wife having the
she had one flat tire, the spars flat, and then
they found a nail on her other one. It's just
like whenever you find that, you're like, god, damn it.
Now it's about to cost me money. But teas and peas, buddy,
it's a solid not cool, solid not cool.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
All right, This is an interesting one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
Bro Brad doesn't write in a ton, but he's always
buying us the gravy hole at the rod Ryan Shore
golf tournaments. He supports the pod in a lot of
other ways, but I like, whenever he weighs in, we're
gonna use that. So shout out to Bro Brad at
DeLong Dude on X and he says he's not cool
is when you're doing your girl and she wants you
to choke her and you end up bruising her neck.

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Not saying this happened with me, just what if And
there's layers of this not cool one of course what
of course Brad would never do that. But yeah, again,
like if somebody, if it had happened, that would totally
be not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
I mean it's you're out in public, people think you
abuse her, right, and if.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
He wants you to do that, so like you're just
doing what you're trying to be a good partner.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
I mean, you can only do it. That's why I
say only choke in the winter, because right now it's
way too hot for a turtle net or turtleneck or
a scarf. You can't cover it up.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
I never really had the uh, I never really had that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
You seem like you would like to be choked.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
No, but like I was never really with anyone that
like that. But like there was like one time, and
I was just like.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
It's scary. Nowadays, you better, you better be in a
long term, committed relationship. I don't want something to get
misconstrewed here. I feel like.

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
I feel like that's hurting you. I just no, I'm
gonna say no.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
It's a no.

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Also, when you have gigantic viking hands like him, it's
probably it might be not like you said, not that
he did it, but it would be more difficult for
him to have done it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
That could absolutely happen. Again, Brad didn't do this, but
if that did happen, that would suck. But then I
so like, just shows you're a little strong.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Also, congrats on the sex bro. Yeah, good job.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Having sex buddy prod to you, but like allegedly not
not that thing that you did. Maybe you did that,
but congrats on the sex.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Maybe if you're going to do that, get some sort
of get like U soccer goalie gloves. Those are big
and padded. Oh good idea. So the pads you know less, Yeah,
they're further cheap. You get some cheap ones on Amazon.
Probably leap out Amazon. Well, you know, anything to do
with choking, you might not want to cheap out on it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Also a great point. Yeah, great point. Safety first, then
work next.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Not cools from Abbi Givens at Abby Given seventeen on
X and she says they're not cool? Is my Karen
neighbor told me through my eight foot privacy fence to
make my dogs stop barking in my backyard as she
was walking her dog on the other side of the
fence while it was barking at my dogs keep walking idiot. Yeah,

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that's she sounds like the worst. Your dog is barking
my dogs, but my dogs need to shut up.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Maybe she's now if she was telling you directly, yeah,
like if you're telling you when my dog stop stop
whazy and dogs are running around in the backyard barking
at each other. That's where they're supposed to bark.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
Dogs have a yard, so they can be out there
and they can bark.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Your dog's barking my dog. My dog. You're telling me
to make my dog shut up? Fuck you. I would definitely,
like I would start throwing the dog poop into her backyard.
If no, no, I'm not telling you at all. No no, no, no, no,
you're misunderstanding me. I'm not saying that you should do that.
When I was a kid and my parents would go
pick up the poop, I would just like flip in
the neighbor's yards, okay, And I didn't want to bag poop. No,

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I I didn't know any of our neighbors, but they
were nice. But I would just like they have back
garden and the flip the poop over in there. That's fair.
But uh, if you gave me a reason, oh, I
would spread it among the yards too. We were in
a corner lot, so you know, like there was other
ones I could hit it. It wasn't suspicious, but I would.
I'd be sending all the poop into that yard. Yeah.

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Not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
Like just and like did not have your dog under control,
and then being a bit about somebody else's dogs that
are barking wild.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
They're allowed to bark in their backyard. That's wild. If
she does it again, justpect no thank you, no, no
thank you, and just be like nice, but just say
no thank you, and she'll get so angry. People will
get so infuriated when they tell you to do something
and you stay calm and tell them, now.

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
Say dogs, there, these are wolves.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
I don't have any dogs. What are you talking about?
It must be the next yard over.

Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
You sound insane and just gaslighter?

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
What dogs? The only dog I see is your dog.
You never hear me complaining about your parrot squawking all
day and I don't have a parrot, okay, ma'am? Are
you on drugs?

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
Are you on drugs?

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
Ma'am? And then just gaslight the fuck out over, maam.
You sound like you need to get laid.

Speaker 5 (01:13:50):
Gas lighting. We'll bring it back.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
We told you that the year the gaslight whatever year
we said that. We think we've tried that a couple
of times. But it is fun to gaslight anything sort
of property relationship with Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
Next up is Todd Voss add as Underscore seeing Underscore
by Underscore TV, and Todd says he's not cool is
people that use weights at the gym but don't put
them back where they got them. It's annoying when I
go to put mine back and have to find another
place to put them because you were too lazy. Oh
so you like you're using the forty fives, you're putting
them back with like the twenty five. Yeah, I thought
he was meaning like not re racking your oun and

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that also is kind of very rude.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
That's a big no nose. But yeah, that's the worst
when someone takes there because it's always you never find
someone putting like twenty or like fifteen's in the sixty five.
It's always someone grabbing a sixty five and putting it
in like the tens or the fifteens, where it's like, dude,
you're putting in a spot where these people probably can't
even lift that weight and put it back off, and
also they sound properly, so then you just start creating

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a pile of shit.

Speaker 5 (01:14:49):
It is wild when people at gyms just like you're
not by yourself at all, so people see you doing
that and it just not give a shit. It's like
the dude that like is on a bench and.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
Get up and it's just wet with it's just drenched
in sweat, and he just gets up and walks off. Here.
We're we're not gonna wipe that down. It's not gonna
it's just not going your gear around other people, and
you just don't care, Like because a lot of people
that are spending a lot of time at the gym,
you'd think, you know, you're into gym culture, you think
you would understand these sol that. That's what I saying,

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Like there should be a series where Joey Swoll just
goes around and beats the ship out of people that
do this.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
It's like catfish, but just like instead of having to
like see if it's really happening or not, Joey Swall
just shows up. It's a bar rescue basically by rescue,
you can also if the bar is you can also
call it bar rescue. Yeah, it's just Joey's. They're gonna
bust open the weights and bring in Joey Swoll for

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bar rescue.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Like, yeah, this fucking guy won't re rack his fucking weights.
He leaves all the stuff sweaty, disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
It's absolutely disgusting and he's creeping on the women, and
Joey Swall's like, okay, let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Joey Swol season put one weight down in the wrong place,
goes over, starts a new set. He runs up in
the middle of the set. Shut it down. What are
you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
He has every right to use the same equipment that
you use. He was not looking at you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
You were filming.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
He has the right to work out without being in
your video. Every time he does that, I'm like, I'm
gonna hate him one day. I feel like I always
like Joey Swall is going to get annoying to me,
but he never does because he's like, no, he's just
very sensible. He's a very sensible guy. He said he
looks like he could kick anybody's ass, but like he's
not going to because he's Joey Swoll.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
I hate like ninety nine percent of fitness influencers because
for the most part, they're all douchebags or come on,
Joey Swol just seems like a genuinely, really nice guy
that happens to be a fucking brickshit.

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
House, and he's like on the good guy's side. He's like, hey, Joey.
This guy's doing this and he's like, hey, don't do that.
That's wrong. You need to treat people with respect.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
You're like, hey, I can get behind that. Also, how
sick for him that his full name is Joey Swall
and then he turned out to just be really Jackson.
What are the odds? Yeah, like what a perfect name?
Like like when the Chargers had the cornerback Quinton Jammer
that it was a perfect name. You just have to
go into the field when your last QUI rocked. That
might have been the greatest football name of all time
because he's a cornerback who played press coverage. Yeah, that

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was is very appropriate.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
Well, I mean, such a dude, pull right there. Remember
Quentin Jammer until Jackson Dart another great name. Jackson Dart
could be the sickest name ever.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Is his name with the X in it?

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
Ye X marks the spot when he and throws the dart.
There's a dart X.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
Fuck you? All right? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
Um, yeah, dude, that's a really solid not cool todd
just fucking I don't I don't understand. I don't understand
the logic behind the like this is a shared thing.
I'm like the guy that takes two parking spaces up
in a parking lot. Like, dude, you drive a fucking Volvo,
not shipping on Volvos, but like you're not in a lambo.
The guy in the lambo probably fucking parked in a
regular spot and didn't need Well, I'm just making sure

(01:18:01):
I don't get hit.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
That's another business idea, so you know how, I don't
remember which one is. Has the lunk alarm where if
you're being too loud at the gym casual Jim, I
want to do one where like it's just me said,
like I'm not gonna work out, but I'm just sitting
in a booth like the control room, watching everyone, and
then I sound the douchebag alarm when someone does that.
I like that. Yeah, doug alarm should be able to
shame you into having fucking common courtesy towards other people.

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
Yep, yep, get it together, guys, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
Last one from you guys and gals listening and watching
us is from Ashley Wilkins. That fuster Healer mix on
ex and Ashley says her not cool? Is my kid
misplaced his glasses and thought that he left them at
the movies earlier. We had to go back to the
theater to search for them and couldn't find them. Turns
out they were under a blanket on the couch the
whole time. That is like, there's nothing worse than when

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you you lose something in your house and I know
that was upstairs in my office and you go upstairs
in your office and I'll tear it up. And then
it was in my bedroom where I thought it was
initially and I just didn't see it. Yeah, well, I
just spent ten minutes to look at that. This is
worse because she had to go drive back to someplace
and then I don't know if there's another movie going on,
but to be like.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
Hey, my kid left something, and we can we go
back and take the time to look over there. Nobody
finds anything. And then you get home and find it
and you're like, thanks, we just wasted an hour plus.
From what I hear, you're not allowed to hit kids anymore,
so like it's found upon also you got I mean,
kids are forgetful. This should happens. It's just it's so inconvenient.

(01:19:36):
It sucks so bad. Just an unexpected chore that didn't
And then it turned out to not even need to happen.
Those are the worst chores.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
Yeap, Yeah, all right, those are some solid not cool
as everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
I'll go first because mine actually kind of plays off
of that one of not being able to see something
when it's right there. So we just at work we
changed like the company that we order, like to go
boxes and the all to go cups, all that kind
of shit. We change them. So now the boxes are different.
So when I go to look for something, I'll be
guys were out of it. The next day I went

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and I was like, oh fuck, it's just a different box.
It was literally right in front of me, like it was.
I was standing three feet away from it yesterday and
couldn't find it because the box used to be white
and now it's brown. Yeah, so now I have to
train myself to all the things that I've been grabbing
for the last basically ten years. Now they all look different,
and I have guy brain. I can't see stuff right
in front of me half the time anyway, So this

(01:20:31):
is gonna be a real problem. That does for stalking
and over ordering shit for the next couple months.

Speaker 6 (01:20:36):
I have something similar related to boxes.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
You do, Bobby hug Our.

Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
Recycling pickup was delayed for like two weeks. Why it
just was and that means you don't have to pay
for it. We have two recycling cans because one blew
over into our yard like during the Red Show. I
remember that, yeah, and I just kept it because no
one came to pick it up. So we had two cans.
Those were both full, and so we started keeping things

(01:21:07):
in a basket that we have at home, and that
was piling up and like was probably taller than Sam
how tall the that was. And I had to take
it to another recycling center that's like off Westview and
Brittmore around there, around that area, bell Wag eight and so.
But it was just like two weeks that it was
out there and really annoying, really annoying how to deal with.

(01:21:33):
And it got picked up finally Monday.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
Okay, we're when they're just like, oh, we're pausing it,
It's like, no, you think I just paused garbage and
recite like you know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Oh, I mean that happened to us at work a
couple of years ago. When so they have a legal
monopoly where we are with the trash company. You're only
allowed to use this one company. You can't go to
anyone else. But then periodically they just fire a bunch
of people, so they're short staffed and they don't have
enough people to pick up all the tracks in the
time to do their route throughout the day, So then
they just stop picking up instead of paying the drivers

(01:22:05):
overtime even though they're short staffed. So then all of
a sudden, our dumpster's overflowing, and then they complain that
they don't want to pick it up because it's overflowing.
What's overflowing because you missed the last It becomes a
problem like every two or three year. Yeah, trash and
recycling companies are just fucking assholes. I'm sorry that happened
to you, Bobby, And that's why I just throw my
shit in the water, Just throw in the ocean. I'm like,

(01:22:25):
this is what you guys get, Like, you're in to
delay my friend.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
Bobby's recycling pick up. Well, guess what now, I'm not
recycling ever, what if we did that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
As a war to turnent, We're just gonna start dropping
trash on your country unless you guys stop being dicks.
I dated a girl in college that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
Was big into recycling, and she like was to the
extent to where like she would keep that we didn't
have recycling in our apartments in college, but she would
like keep her little containers of it, and it overflowed
at one point and.

Speaker 5 (01:22:55):
She's like, can I keep this in your in your
your apartment?

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
I was like, sure, whatever, why don't you just recycling? Well,
but so she was big into recycling, just not actually
doing the active rule.

Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
Well, she would take it all, yeah, I don't know,
she would take it all at once. But then I
was just like, well, hey, why don't I go take
all these and recycle them? And I couldn't find the
place that she told me to go to, so I
just found a dumpster and put them on the dumpster.
It was like, hey, I did that like two more times.
And after that I was like, well, why would I
all right find where this is if I could just
pour it in a dumpster?

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
By the sonic every time, like she thinks she's doing well,
she thinks she's doing the right thing, Like who knows,
I remember we used to do that in high school,
and your brain, you're recycling, Like that's fine, and I'll
tell you you recycling. I'll tell you. Yeah, I took
it right, to the place. It was so easy. We
definitely did that in high school, where like we had recycling.
Don't get us wrong, but we couldn't put all of
our empty beer cans and our parents recycling. So you

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just bought them all up and throw them in the
dumpster next to your elementary school, right like a parking lot.
We used to go to the elementary school.

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
Yeah, there's like a playground.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
You just throw them in the trash can in the playground. Done.
I have to imagine that the guys would come by
get the trash for the elementary school and be like,
this is filled with beer.

Speaker 5 (01:23:58):
There's a lot of beer here.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
Well your pieces of ship.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
That does suck? Mine not cool?

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Is not that great.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
But I two weeks ago might not cool is that
I strained my left calf when I was running. And
I was like, all right, that sucks, and you know,
I don't want to be Tyree Haliburn, so I'm not
gonna like play on it and keep I took a
week off, a little over a week off, and then
I was doing other stuff and then I was like, well,
you know what, it's Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
It's been two weeks. Really, let's get.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
Back to it and I ran and my my left
one was fine. But now I tweaked my right or no,
my right one is fine. I tweaked my left calf
the exact same spot, So I don't know. I think
my calf's tried to get me.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
It's time to hang it up, buddy. No, I'm not
going to.

Speaker 5 (01:24:46):
I tried it back in two weeks and then see
how goes.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
You're old, dude. You just got to accept that you're
a dud. You can run. There's old people that can
run all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
I see old people run and I can obviously still
do it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Yeah, well it's gotta get I think you have to
get the whole running thing. I think I think it's
time for you to become stationary bike. I don't want it.
I could be stationary bike. I looked it up right now.
Here's a one hundred or best offer. I'm on Facebook
marketplace right now, so they get pricey. But is a
Peloton No, I only want a Peloton. No it is not.
It is just a stationary bike.

Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
I just want to have a dirty name they have
to say if I get into whatever ride I'm in
and over. Yeah, I do like one of those dirty ones.
I love the montages of both of them. Be like,
all right, you got me, you got me, you cunt.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
Yeah, Ic Wiener smashed vagina? How did you not?

Speaker 5 (01:25:41):
How did you not catch that? But yeah, just I
thought it was good and I tweaked the other side.

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
So that's fun. It's fun. But hey, look on the
bright side, you get another two weeks off from running. Yeah,
you still do other stuff. I only looked in weights.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
Stationary bike, but I get jack though. They all do
steroids like liver king.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Get one of those really old people ones where just
like the tiny little petals that you can just do
at your desk.

Speaker 5 (01:26:09):
Yeah, that'd be funny.

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
There seemsed to be one here, yea testad one.

Speaker 6 (01:26:15):
Do you know where it went?

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
She took it. She took it. You should steal it
from her, Yeah, just be like, hey, let's hang out
this week and then steal it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:24):
I thought she might have left it here to like
like come in January. Whenever I was like, I was like,
if it's still here, see if I can take it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
But it was gone. You should see if you should.
You can find one of those really old exercise machines
or just a belt that goes around your waist and
jiggles you like that. It's tula hoops. I'll just do that.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
That's the original work, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
I mean your daughter would love to watch you hula hooping,
That's true. She would probably just be giggling the whole time.
Love it. Suck at this? Get the old Remember the
toy when we were kids, where like after around one
ankle and you just kept kicking it in circles and jumping.

Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
Over the other, skip it to count. It had the
little counter on it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
Yes, dude, do they still make that? Probably if they
don't need to bring it back out? Kids are getting
too chubby. Remember a lot of chonkers out there, the
Nickelodeon moon boots, And they were really just like you
would put your foot in it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:17):
Do you know what we were talking about, Robert. It
was like lifted by like a half a foot maybe
maybe a little bit bigger than that. It was just
a plastic circle and it just had like a place
where you'd put your foot in, and then you had
velcrow the strap over your foot, and then it just
had like really heavy duty rubber bands all around it.
And so you would just walk and it would like
you would touch the ground, but you wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
Supposed to make you kind of jump like you're walking
on the most moon boots.

Speaker 5 (01:27:41):
I think I think it was like Nickelodeon moon boots.

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
They didn't work.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
They were yeah, they were trash and like everybody ate
shit and fell and like that was like the first
time I ever sprained my wrist was on that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
Because you're like, I'm jumping. Look, oh no, you should
just become a fitness influencer that only uses children. You
get a pogo stick, hula hoop the old school. Put
like one weight on the hula hoop. Oh yeah, like
like a bat weight. That's a good idea. Just and
then just start making video. Become the fitness influencer that

(01:28:12):
only uses kids.

Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
I buy just like Neon, like Neon very tight outfit.

Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
Yeah yeah yeah, I had black ones like mine where
then those are purple.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
But mind we're like black, but they look just like that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Get a heavy bag and you only hit it with
sock on boppers, soopers, sock boppers fun, then a pillow fight. Hell, dude,
get a skip it though, you should totally get a
skip It would be so good at skipping. Now here's
the only thing, right, now you might not want to
use that yet. You gotta wait for the calf to

(01:28:44):
heal on that. Use the other one though, but still
you're still jumping off of like each feet. I feel
like that's gonna put a lot of strain on the calf.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
You get it, but you'd put on one and then
you would switch it because it would be like on
your right foot and you would have to skip with
your left foot.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
Well, even it might take a couple days to get
to you and then you use a couple of days
of format a workout plan with it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
You gotta have a plan.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
Yeah, you could even get two and like have them
going on your arms while you're doing the leg one.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
That'd be a really funny like fit class hit or
hit class high intensity workout class where you're like, like
they do that at Orange Theory.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
But it's just like you show up, You're like, this
is what I paid.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
For CrossFit Gym, but it's all kids toys.

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
It's just like skippets and then there's monkey bars instead
of the stick heave hos or whatever they do, and
they're doing the kick in and all.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
That shit like that. We have a hill that you
go up on on razor scooters. Yeah, it's calf work out.

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
And then I just have like a bucket or I
just have a shovel and you just have to shovel
dirt and then run out to the other place and
put the dirt in there, and then the other When
that's done, you just gotta go do the other side.

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
You shovel dirt, and then the kid. There's like a
daycare area and they make sand castles out of it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
Yeah, this is a great idea. It's like a workout,
a gym and also a daycare. You know, I kind
of want to take out the daycare area because then
you can make mine.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
You be trying to ski and a little kid's gonna
come running by and cage a men, Oh you're you're
for Cajun kids. Now, not cage, but you put it.
You put a glass like thing in trying to get
your pump away. Very well, I'm sure you're pumping. Bro
It sounds sound if I just what if I bought
a skip it and I just got ripped and lost

(01:30:20):
a bunch of weight doing something.

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
But it's you go from a skip it to a
pogo stick to monkey bars.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Three sets of skip it you follow that with two
sets of ten sets a piece of uh on your
pogo stick, and then.

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
You're gonna have two sets of pat chasing you back
and forth with a super soaker that you gotta avoid.
And then you do the jump ropes for heart obviously,
and you can have a pacer test to finish it out.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
You do suicides in the moon boots. That that really
gets you. I mean, all these ideas were always joking around.
This is actually not a bad idea that would work.

Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
I think that would work.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
All right, let's move on to the answer segment. Wrap
this bad boy up.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
The answer segment is where we have the pre come seven,
when we bring in our own ideas, our thoughts, any
questions we have. This is where you get to do that.
You got a high thought, a drunk idea, any business
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power rank things, give us five similarly related things and
we will powerrank the fuck out of them better than
anyone else. If you want us tell you what color
a number is, what number of color is, what uh,

(01:31:20):
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Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
In our first question this week is from Brad Calgoni,
and he says, what is the most impressive eating competition
to win that does not involve hot dogs? So not
the Voyage July one. I guess he's talking food. Yeah,
it's hot wings. It's hot wings.

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
I don't know because I've so here's the thing, hot wings.
Most of the time they say that, but they don't
make the competition because I'm thinking, like professional eating competition's
not just like you go to aat the atomic wing
challenge at your local wings, right, but the competition ones
they don't make them like nuclear wings. I know.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
But even if it's hot wings, it's like that adds
a little bit of an element of like spice to it,
so that makes it more difficult.

Speaker 5 (01:33:43):
And like at every bar ever they have had a
hot wing eating contest.

Speaker 6 (01:33:48):
What about the eating the big steak and you get
it for free.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
That's not as much of a content. I'm thinking of
eating contest like that competition challenge, Like I'm that's a competition.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
No, but like that's a challenge. A competition is where
there's multiple competitors going. You don't have like ten guys
sitting around with the big steaks. I do agree that
that's a really good one.

Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
Like, I though, the first thing that popped in my
head is like, is there one where you just have
to eat massive amounts of bread? That would be the
hardest one because it's expanding in your stomach as you eat.
But I also looked ut like there is ajlapeno eating contest,
so I'm sure there's ones out there of like hobbing
anything that's like you're just eating super spicy peppers. Whoever
can eat the most of them, that's gotta be the
the most impressive. I just say like something like that, Like,

(01:34:29):
because the cool thing about the hot dog one is
that when you watch the forth of July hot dog
eating contests, you're insane when you're thinking it, but you're like,
I could house some of these.

Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
I could probably hang You think that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
For the the best you could do is twelve, right,
but like in your brain when you first hear like
that doesn't even look that hard, like yeah, I love
hot dogs, I.

Speaker 4 (01:34:44):
Could do that, And then you're like, oh, there's a
whole strategy to it. I think that, like hot dogs,
seems like it's so easy. Soda chicken wings. Everybody likes wings.
It's very easy. But yeah, I could house fifty wings.
I could house fifty wings in ten minutes easily.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
That's done, like done, I legit can do that, right,
But everybody also anybody else also thinks that, so like
that would make it a legit eating competition, because even
the guys at the bar or whatever that whin, they like,
that's crazy that you won that gallon of milk.

Speaker 5 (01:35:11):
Gallum milk is pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
I think I think the most impressive one, like those
are harder and it's gonna do it. I think the
most impressive one would be a bread eating competition, just
a loaf of bread, just more like or you gotta
eat like roll like dinner rolls put down like eighty
dinner rolls like your stomach is like the bread is
expanding as you're eating in your fucking stomach. I'm just
saying impressive. Wise, I would be most impressed. I think

(01:35:35):
eat the most bread.

Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
Ice Cream would be really good too, because you get
brain freezes.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
You gotta fight. Jalapeno are like spicy ones or the
hardest one. But for me, the most impressive would be bread.

Speaker 5 (01:35:47):
All right, Bread, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go hot
wing still Robert.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Mexican street corn, Yeah, Mexican street corn. I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go. Ice Cream is good, yeah, like ice cream.
Ice cream is good and at least your poops aren't
gonna burn after ice cream not as much. Well, I mean,
I don't know why spiced cream if it was spice cream,

(01:36:11):
cayenne ice cream?

Speaker 5 (01:36:12):
Yeah, remember that when when Takio Kobe ash she did
that on True.

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
True Life business idea. Here do they have pickle ice cream?
If not to trademarked, I've never seen pickle ice cream,
and I bet that would sell.

Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
Every flavor of ice cream. They have pickle snow cones.
They know that which is ice cream adjacent?

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
I could go for a fucking pickle snow cone. We've
almost bought a snowcune machine. Yeah, good thing we didn't
do that. You gotta clean them. If either one of
us buys one, we're definitely getting hysteria.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
Robert, if we bought a snow cone machine, would you
clean it?

Speaker 6 (01:36:50):
Absolutely not. My cousins had a snowcom machine.

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
Come on, it's not that. Remember the little one you
had with this kid. You had to like grind the
ice cream. It was not worth it at all. But
you were a little kid. You had no concept of time.
You just wanted a snow cone. It was awesome. Your
parents probably loved it because you're like, okay, you grind
the ice I get five minutes a fucking piece. Now
that's true. That's true. They made it more difficult.

Speaker 4 (01:37:11):
Okay, So Robert goes ice cream. Pat says, bread I'm
gonna go hot wings. Great question, Great question.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
Brad, all right. Our next one is from Steve the Breadman.

Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
Ironically, Steve the Breadman at s White three five zero
one on X and he says, has the HDMI cord
had the most dominant run of any cord ever? No,
and it's not even close ethernet cord. That's a good one.

(01:37:45):
I wasn't thinking about that.

Speaker 5 (01:37:46):
That is still used, but maybe not as much. I
was gonna go umbilical cord.

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
That's what I was gonna say. That's the original literally has.

Speaker 4 (01:37:53):
Been providing life to people forever. But if we're talking
electrical cord, I think definitely I.

Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
Was gonna go e minor. Okay, I actually don't know.
I don't know shit about that. No, it's the umbilical cord,
but dominant run. It's never been replaced. Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 5 (01:38:14):
We haven't really upgraded the umbilical cord or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
Like that until we start matrixing, like creating people. It's
the umbilical cord, and it's not even touched.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
And you know if you guys have cut an umbilical
cord before, but that thing's a tough motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
Is it rubbery? Very rubbery?

Speaker 5 (01:38:27):
Like I had to like snip it like three times,
like all right, got one here, here, I got it again.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
For a second, did you think like I could probably
saw tell you this.

Speaker 6 (01:38:36):
No, I don't know why it's taking me over a
year to ask, But did you guys keep the placenta?

Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
No? I was about to ask if he ate the percenta,
but I was like, I know he did it. I
know you're not that much. My cousin just had a baby,
and I bet you she ate the placenta. I mean,
I've heard it's good for you. Yeah, but she like
used to make her own soap and stuff. She's kind
of hippy. Shout out, Shannon, congrats on the baby. I gotta,
I gotta, I gotta text somebody in the family like, Hey,

(01:39:05):
this fucking weirdo. How did it go? She eat the
fucking plaque plaque They spell it plaque center. That would
be the hardest eating competition eating center. Yeah, okay, all right,
just a bunch of random women. Don I don't know

(01:39:25):
how that's from. She eats a lot of salt, just.

Speaker 5 (01:39:28):
Mix it together and throw in a bucket. Here you go,
this is yours.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
Oh god, damn it. I could tell her diet is
mostly Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
So in bilical cord, I would say one, Okay, that's
the number one if you're powering chords. But if you're
going electrical chords, I think HDM. I definitely has a
lock over Ethernet. Ethernet like people have Wi Fi, so
they don't have to use Ethernet as much.

Speaker 3 (01:39:50):
But Ethernet I think had a longer, but it's still
used everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:39:55):
Like, I'm sure there's stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
If I had the ability, I would still be using
an Ethernet chord for my Xbox. It's just too far
and like has to go through doors and I'm not
drilling holes in the walls. Yeah, either, net chord is
still better.

Speaker 5 (01:40:09):
Than my Xbox just because I don't like, I don't
trust my WiFi.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
I say, like power chord, but there's like fifty million
different types of power chords.

Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
HDMI, though, has had a stranglehold on like everybody. You
have to everybody has one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
HD But its time is coming. It's soon. It's going
to be just USBC to USBC. It's not not gonna
be the thick And are you still counting that as
a USB because it's different the regular I think the
regular one is USB B, right, Robert, like this one
right here? Oh a, but and now so wait, what
the hell was I think B was like a weird

(01:40:43):
format that was only for like certain stuff, right, But
now everything's going to the small C too. CE, so
it's time is coming, it I guess that might be
what it's a fucking run. It's had a fucking run.

Speaker 4 (01:40:55):
But yeah, I don't know. I think the ht might
have been talking electrical chords. I would say a HDMI
over ethernet. But I feel like I'm outvoted on this one.
But this is a really good question. Ste Either brad Man,
thanks for weighing in, Bud. Good to have you, good
to have you hop it on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
I mean the red, yellow White had a run too.
Let's put a shout out.

Speaker 5 (01:41:11):
For no, that was a really good run. But like HDM, like,
I think I have like seven HDMI cords, probably because
you like freak out that you.

Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Don't have one, and then you just buy the two
pack and then you forget that you have a two pack,
and then you buy another one for another TV later
and you well, I want to make sure I've an
HDMI because I just buy an Apple TV, so another
Apple TV needs.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
To go in with the HDMI and I need this
one and I have it. But with chrome cast to
a lot of hdmis are going or I don't know
if it's chrome cast or whatever, you know, being able
to cast right from the laptop to the TV. That's true,
all right, it wasn't. It was a very good question.
I can run, but the umbilical cord is the winner.

Speaker 5 (01:41:45):
Yeah, mbolical cord reigned Supreme.

Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
Alex Oh right, then at Alex mcthunder one on X
and he says he gives us our power rankings for
the week. He says, power rank these sandwiches PB, grilled cheese, meatball,
chicken palm, and ice cream sandwich. Very good selection that

(01:42:09):
you're giving us here to choose from. And as is tradition,
Robert go first. I feel like you're gonna say, five
is pep and J.

Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
Number five.

Speaker 6 (01:42:18):
Chicken parm? Okay, number five, chicken parm number four.

Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
PP and J. So you got us there, you got
us there, got you there, and got.

Speaker 6 (01:42:30):
Him number three. I'm going grilled cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:42:34):
Ooh, I thought that was gonna go one. Number two.

Speaker 6 (01:42:37):
I'm going meatball number one.

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
I'm going ice cream. I'm not mad at that list.

Speaker 5 (01:42:42):
Ice cream, meatball, grilled cheese, peep and J, chicken parm.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
Yes, all right, I'll go next.

Speaker 5 (01:42:49):
I'm gonna go five is meatball, four is chicken palm.
I'm putting those at four and five.

Speaker 4 (01:42:57):
I'm not staying they're not good I enjoy a chicken palm,
I enjoy a meatball sub, but like you can enjoy
those other ways that aren't just sandwiches, and I feel
like the other ones are better, are better sandwiches. Number
three PB and J it's staple. It's awesome, it rocks,
but it's not as good as a grilled cheese, which
is number two. That like we've eaten that since we

(01:43:20):
were like one year old, you know, like since I
since I can literally remember eating, I've had grilled cheese
and they rock. But then number one, Number ones ice
cream sandwich. It's it's a dessert that you're getting to
have as a sandwich. And they framed it as like,
what do we put ice cream in a sandwich? How
could that make ice cream better? And you fucking bet
your asset? Good ice cream sandwich, grilled cheese, PB and J,

(01:43:40):
chicken palm, meatball.

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
All right, I'm gonna agree with you. Five meatball, great sandwich.
I love meatball, Yes, a lot better on a lot
of other things besides just a sandwich. The good thing
about the meatball sub though, is that like no matter
where you get it, it's got a pretty low like
a good bassline. Yeah, well, like even at its worst,

(01:44:02):
a meat ball sup is fucking yeah, nobody, nobody makes
a ship one. So I'm gonna put that five. I'm
gonna put ice cream four. I mean that's all of
these sandwiches are so great that Wow, there's nothing against
ice cream sandwich. Wow against it. I love the ice
cream sandwich. I ate three of them, like four days ago,
in one night. They're fucking phenomenal.

Speaker 5 (01:44:23):
I love two boxes of ice cream sandwiches in one
day before.

Speaker 3 (01:44:26):
They're so good. They're fucking great.

Speaker 4 (01:44:28):
I had dick first started talking to my wife and
I was like, I got these really good Bluebell ice
cream sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (01:44:33):
Do you want one? And she didn't and I had
I think there was twelve of them. I had twenty four.
I had two of them.

Speaker 5 (01:44:38):
She was like, did you eat all of those?

Speaker 3 (01:44:39):
Or like I did? Yeah? How bad? Do you want
to bang me right now? You're impressed? I can see
it worked? Uh three, I'm going the chicken parm It's
just it's a fucking chicken parm on a sandwich that's
absolutely outstanding.

Speaker 5 (01:44:53):
Right, but chicken parm by itself with a little spagheti
on the side of it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
That's better. It's just I put it just lightly above
the meat the ice cream, just because like it's it's
so fucking good. Yeah, like it's and it's a hearty,
it's gonna fill you up. It's a full meal. It's good.
Uh two, I am going the grilled cheese. It's just
an absolute goaded staple of really any era of your life.
At a certain point you're gonna get so old that

(01:45:17):
your tea start falling out. You can still come through
a grilled cheese when you're running through the pantry, like,
what the fuck do I have to eat? I'm so hungry?
Oh I do have cheese. Oh I got bread. Let's
got a pan? Done Number one, the PB and J.
You can do it so many different styles. It's goaded.
But the reason that goes one over the grilled cheese

(01:45:37):
for me, it is self content. You don't need to
get any pans, you don't need to cook anything. It's
just grab the shit, slap it. Dam I can have
the same done in one minute time. That's fair.

Speaker 4 (01:45:49):
That's fair, and it always hits the PB and J
grilled cheese, chicken, palm, ice cream, meatballs where you went, yes,
all right, solid powering. He's a great suggestion, Alex, so
great suggestion. Body, keep the power ranking ideas coming everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
You can do like forty seven different sandwich ones and
never repeat a sandwich.

Speaker 5 (01:46:08):
You probably could. We may have already done sandwiches, but
we're dumb. Who gives a fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:46:13):
This was a fun one to do, all right. Next
one is from Luis G. And Luis G writes in
and says, do people hate mornings or do they just
hate waking up?

Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
They hate waking up. They hate waking up. Sleeping is
fucking amazing. And then you're like, wow, now I have
to stop doing this.

Speaker 5 (01:46:27):
I'm not a morning person.

Speaker 4 (01:46:28):
Well, you would be a morning person if you worked
like overnights and then you got off work and then
you get to hang out at like six am and
then play video games and then you went to bed
in the middle of the day. But it's just the
act of like I was sleeping and I have to
go get up and go do something. Usually that is
what people hate. Yeah, and the whole I get.

Speaker 3 (01:46:47):
The whole thing of mornings is it involves waking up
and then usually sitting in traffic on the way to
going to a job that most people don't love their jobs.
Oh great, I'm up again. But the worst part of
the morning is the waking up part. Yeah, especially when
like you wake up late and you don't have time
to be like, well, I'm gonna hit snooze two or
three and you just have to immediately get up, jump

(01:47:07):
in the shower, and start your date. That sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:47:09):
That does suck.

Speaker 4 (01:47:11):
So yeah, like I'm not a morning I was never
a morning person. I feel like I've turned into a
morning person just because of my schedule, my body clock.

Speaker 3 (01:47:17):
But like.

Speaker 5 (01:47:19):
Still like I would either just sleep in, but I
like my job and I like being able to pay
for my house.

Speaker 3 (01:47:27):
On the weekends. It's literally body clock for me. I
wake up when my body naturally wakes up. It might
be one o'clock in the afternoon, it might be three
o'clock in the afternoon, could be nine to thirty in
the morning. I don't know. My body will tell me
when it's ready.

Speaker 4 (01:47:39):
Yeah, I wake up when a one year old tells
me to wake up now. So that's that's the change
I've got sex today.

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
But yeah, people hate people hate.

Speaker 4 (01:47:48):
Waking up more than they hate mornings. But because a
lot of times for a lot of people that is
in the mornings. That's why they're like, I hate I
hate mornings. I got in a soccer because I started
just having my body clock do that.

Speaker 3 (01:48:00):
Like welets. You just watched Doc. That's part of waking
up is nothing? Yeah, there's no good part of waking up.

Speaker 4 (01:48:07):
All right, good question, Louise. Thanks for writing in Man.
Hopefully we hear from you again soon. Last question of
the week is from Mikey Paul at It's Just Mikey
p on X and Mikey says, what animal would be
the biggest party animal?

Speaker 3 (01:48:22):
Dog?

Speaker 5 (01:48:24):
I had dog at number two.

Speaker 4 (01:48:27):
Whenever there's a dog at a party that's tight, sometimes
the dog gets a little overstimulated and like doesn't want
to be around that many people.

Speaker 5 (01:48:33):
But like, yeah, a dog at a party rocks.

Speaker 3 (01:48:35):
Number one I would put though, would.

Speaker 4 (01:48:37):
Be monkey because like, a monkey can smoke a cigarette.
A monkey can hold a beer, a monkey and opening beer.
A monkey can walk around and do cool monkey things.
They can shut they can swing on shandily eight. Yeah,
because a monkey like dude, I watched every which Way
but Loose this weekend with my dad.

Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
Uh huh. That's the one where Clint Eastwood has a
h Clinton. Yeah, Clint Eastwood, he's got an a orangutang.
He drinks beers. His name is Claige. That rock, he's
fucking awesome. That rocks apes are great. But like I'm
just saying, if they had the ability to party, Yeah, dogs,
I mean a gold retriever. Dogs. Do you want to
play beer pong? Du Let's go in the pool shots.

(01:49:12):
You want to do shots, Let's do shots to beer pong. Dude,
load the bowl, load the ball.

Speaker 5 (01:49:15):
If you just like Weezy would just have. I got
a great idea is drinking.

Speaker 4 (01:49:19):
It would if I bring you this tennis ball and
you throw it, and then I go get that tennis
ball and I bring it to you, and then you
throw that tennis ball and then go get it and
then you you throw it again, and then I go
get it and brings you and you throw it again.

Speaker 5 (01:49:27):
And but what part of that is drinking? We can
drink in between.

Speaker 3 (01:49:31):
We can drink. We're just going to play really hard
and then fill my ball up with beer and I'm
gonna lap it all.

Speaker 5 (01:49:35):
We'll just drinking up and then we'll just do it again.

Speaker 3 (01:49:37):
They would be so excited to be down for everything.
Oh my god, guys, yes, absolutely, Hey, does anyone want
to go to talk about? Are we going in the car?
I want to go a car, car car. Hell yeah, yeah,
dogs would be I mean dogs are up there for sure,
because everybody loves seeing a dog at a party. I
think personality and their personality is that of the funnest

(01:49:59):
guy at the park party. Yeah, but I mean, yeah,
like the the actual ability to party as construction. Nothing
beats an ape. Yeah. They just lighting a cigarette. That's funny.
That's always a fun party guy. Okay, with a cigarette,
and then it's gonna be a cat because I'm hiding
in the other room.

Speaker 5 (01:50:16):
Yeah, Robert, what do you think would be the biggest
party animal?

Speaker 6 (01:50:24):
I mean, there was cocaine bear.

Speaker 4 (01:50:28):
I think maybe it's fair answer, very fair beard, like
the party not really the best bear, Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:50:35):
A bear could drink so many beers. Bears could crush
a billion beers. A bear just rips open a keg
and starts chugging straight out of the keg.

Speaker 5 (01:50:45):
All right, so we're gonna go monkey dog bear specific
monkey ape dog bear specifically cocaine bear.

Speaker 3 (01:50:56):
All right, that's a party animal.

Speaker 4 (01:50:57):
Great, great questions anybody great, not cools, everybody great, everything anybody.
I felt like this was a fun podcast. All they're
all fun, but this was a fun podcast to do.
Every Wednesday is my favorite day of the wee because
I get to hang out with my buddies. I get
to talk to the Gravy Gang. We get to fuck around,
make fun of stuff, come up with stupid ideas and
talk about them with our friends, see if everything's the

(01:51:18):
street food and all kinds of stuff like that, and
even got to bring back Robert Felin's.

Speaker 5 (01:51:21):
But I am at alex J.

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Robert is that Robert Barbosa zero three? We are at
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I guess I was about to say X, but that's
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Speaker 3 (01:51:57):
Did we get two out of comments last week? Fell short?
What the fuck? Guys? So we get two hundred comments?
Somebody's getting a flag? Do you want flags? Or or
should I tease the new shirts? When we get maybe
maybe some new shirts, We'll give you the choice of
a new shirt or a flag. If we get two
hundred comments, I'll pick a random person to do it.
All right, love you guys, you are the best. Before

(01:52:17):
I forget to do this, let's do the random person generator.
All right, I'm gonna go David Bowie again. Uh, stay consistent,
Robert you go. I'm trying to think of one. I'm
gonna go Pedro Pesco. Oh, Brad Pitt. We talked about
f one. I was panicking. I was like, I don't

(01:52:37):
remember they celebrities that we said, even though you named
like three and Robert felines, but I did. I'm gonna
go Brad Pitt. All right, Brad Pitt, David Bowie, Pedro
Pascal let's do this. Is it on camera?

Speaker 6 (01:52:51):
No, No, you gotta move it this way closer.

Speaker 3 (01:52:54):
There you go, now, got it? Yeah, all right, now
you have to be able to see now ever can
see your porn tabs?

Speaker 5 (01:53:06):
All right, We've got.

Speaker 4 (01:53:08):
Jerry Paxman, John Alway, Pat Cash, Morgan Freeman, Live Ollman,
Andrea Agassi, John Fogerty and Denzel Washington.

Speaker 3 (01:53:18):
Let's do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:53:23):
Tony Collins, Oasis, Diego, Maradona, Leed Zeppelin, Gordie how Jim Currier,
Alex Jones and Julie Walters one more time. Anthony Quinn,
the Police, Josh Gibson, Rooney Mara, Kirk Douglas, John Coltrane,

(01:53:44):
The Beatles and John Voyd. No, it can't pick bands
or groups, I know, because then like if you had
said sting, does that count he was in the police,
like it does?

Speaker 3 (01:53:57):
But it doesn't. Yeah, like that hits true hit. But
you know what, you can't get mad at that because
we also do flip it through like three times.

Speaker 6 (01:54:05):
So yeah, do it again for the bands?

Speaker 4 (01:54:09):
No bands, all right, David Bowie, Pedro Pascal and Brad
Brad Pitt, Helen Skelton, Renee Lacosse Sylvester Sloan, Judy Dench,
Steve Perry, Susan Langland Prince and Bob Gibson.

Speaker 5 (01:54:23):
All Right, nobody got it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:26):
You've never got this. Huh shut up. I got I've
got this. Robert, you got this too. Huh yeah, I've
got it. It's not that hard. Robert got it clean.
You I got it twice you. Oh that's what you
did get a second time clean? Fuck?

Speaker 4 (01:54:37):
Yeah, I forgot I came. I got him both clean.
You just think I mean, I'm not gonna lie about
getting it. But okay, see you guys next week. Have
a great rest of every week. Love you guys, Fuck
you Cooper Flag and until we talk to you next week.
Past the Gravy Yeah bitches.

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