Pass The Gravy #626: Bad Banana

The guys talk about Ozzy Osbourne, cheating at concerts, and baseball. They also power rank old guy phrases and debate which superhero could have stopped 9/11.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, Powder Top and lead spreads as we listen, it's
a past.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
The gray Gray.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
We're going fishing for your bitch today with Chunk and
Houston Houston Baby.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Now we go ahead and let camp.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
We'll get risch today, Yish.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on? Everybody?
It's Past Gravy Episode six hundred and twenty six with
me Alex and my good friend Robert Barbosa aka Bobby
the Hog jokes with a very fun filled episode for you.

(00:44):
Today will be morning Robert, are you morning already?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
I am more.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I saw you were black. If I'm black, I forgot
to wear my morning clothes today. These are my afternoon
morning clothes. But there's still morning clothes feeling blue, so
that also plays. Yeah, but we thought, because of the
loss of the Prince of Darkness, why not bring in
Houston's Prince of darkness, the one and only Pat Dione.

(01:11):
Welcome to the show, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's a sad day. It's a bad day, but you
know what, life goes on.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Life goes on. That's what Tupac said.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I thought it was Shakespeare both same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Really Tubac was kind of like Shakespeare in a lot
of ways.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
The ghetto Shakespeare. Yes, that is what he was called.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I just said, like, California is Shakespeare.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
No, that's Anthony Keatis.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Okay, we go to that.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Missouri. Shakespeare's Elvis. Okay, he was born in Missouri.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I'll go with it.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Arkansas.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Maybe somewhere in the South, the South, Shakespeare is Elvis.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Who would be? Would I be Rhode Islands? I don't
think anyone is actually from Rhode Island except for me.
I might have been the only birth in that state.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Now, if people go to Uri and they fuck.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, but they go out of state to have the kid,
because wytn't you drive ten minutes? You're out of state?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
That's true, that's true. Yeah, I don't know, but I
was on my way in today. You're a country guy,
you know it. You know. I always had to check
in and be like, do we like this guy or
do we know this guy? Zach Bryan we in and out?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Good music? Shitty guy? Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Because I heard, I was all right, I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I can't. I can't necessarily say shitty guy. He's a
bad boyfriend. I don't know if he's actually a shitty
guy or just more of a kind of a dick.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I don't know about shitty guy, but music wise, I was.
I had my my shit on shuffle and sometimes introduced
me to new artists. I don't know why it put
country on, but it was Revival from Zach Bryan, and
I was like, this is the most just like weird,

(02:53):
random country song. And they're like, why.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Don't we go steal the bibbles in call the whim
and all right, go call the Bibles in, Pour me
the gym beam and Johnny Walker and I was like,
I think you checked all of the country boxes besides
dirt Road in Like, okay, I don't think he said
blue jeans either.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
He might have, but it's just him like grumbling the
whole time.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah. I was never the biggest fan like songs, but he,
especially his early stuff. It really sounded like he was
really trying to sing it that way voice Someone's deal
the Bible. I've never, like, I've never listened to a
lot of this stuff. I just I hear bits and

(03:39):
pieces here and there. I'm like it's good, but like
I'm also I'm just not even really a music guy anymore.
I listened to the stuff that I used to listen to.
I don't listen to anything new anymore. I'm old. Maybe
you'll have new things scare me.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
As Zach Brian calls it a revival.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Could be I'm like, I know, I'm like an old
guy now because remember growing up up and being in
the truck with your dad and being like, God, damn it,
why is he always listen to sports talking, never music?
Because after a certain age, you just don't give a
shit about new music anymore.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, like that just wants to talk about the baseball game.
You're supposed to hear people talk about fire off some takes.
You know that's hurt some shit.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, local sports talk is fucking great. You get to
get angry about the same things. You get to slantidly
root for the same.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Teams outside of like the Rockets. I don't even rerooot
for like Houston sports really as like my go to is.
But it's fun to just be like, all right, what's
very bitching about? Yeah, yeah, dude, I don't know about
the Texans backup linebacker position. Let's see how that goes
this year. I'm really interested to see how so and
so it doesn't camp.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's always so fun because that is just the ultimate
backup linebacker and spend fifteen twenty minutes talking about it
and the people calling in don't actually know anything about anything.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
But I would rather have some random guys talk like
some he could talk with a host than like watch
the fifty seventh time, like ESPN's trying to get like
to like debate, We're hip. They're like, who needs to
ball out the most this season? And it was like,
is it Josh Allen? Is it Lamar Jackson? Well both

(05:10):
of those like the last two MVPs, So no, not them.
Who needs to ball out? Pat? Who needs to ball
out the most of this season?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Go at Jordan Love. That's who needs to ball out
the most? The quarterback for your team? Yeah, that's who
needs to ball out the most quarterback for your team?
Sometimes due I was my wife was like how are
you doing today?

Speaker 3 (05:30):
I is it good? And She's like, what are you
up to? It was like, I'm doing some pod prep.
But I also did just get selected to watching like
twenty minutes with the Giants training camp videos, and I'm
pretty sure I'm all the way in.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'm I'm I'm mad, I'm the closer. We're getting too football.
I'm thinking about more things around the league. I'm actually
mad at the Giants.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Now, don't be mad at them.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Well, because there's no chance with Jamis playing. It's either
gonna be Russell or if they're not going Russell, they're
gonna give the young kid. They're gonna let Dart play.
You guys are wasting Jameis Winston. He needs another team
where he can play.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
He's a vibes guy though, I know, but he's also
watch play in that locker room are immaculate.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, but you know what the vibes are on the
league would be better if everyone got to watch him play.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
I was watching him slinging pizzas the other day. It's
just like, what kind of pizza would you like? Pepperoni
and olive? Not my style, but I'll make it, and
he would just like comment on everybody's order. And I
was like, this guy, just want to give him a hug,
like he's just the most. He's a teddy bear. I
didn't put it on the prep teddy bear.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I didn't put it on the prep sheet for today
because I think we need a weeks of prep time
to do it. But me and my friend were trying
to rank in order the biggest dick size of all
starting quarterbacks in the league. So I think that's something
we can work on for next week. That's also worried about.
Oh yeah, no, I think that's a good way to
filt training camp. I feel like it's good. Definitely gonna

(06:50):
be just every black guy who's a starter, and then
we can start with the maybe Josh Allen sneaks up
ahead Nick. Yeah, it's gonna be starters too. So that's why,
like Jamie wouldn't even be on the list, Like maybe
I feel like Josh Allen has that bed. He might
sneak over one or two.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah. I feel like Lamar.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Also, I was gonna say Kirk Cousins, I feel like
he's sneaky up there.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, but it's like for God only gotten his wife.
So he's like, nohing didn't obvious see this. Have you
watched a quarterback yet?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
It's big Kirk Cousins, just like I want to hate
him so much. But the last the first season of Quarterback,
they featured him on it and I was like, God,
damn it, how do you hate that guy? It's like
when you want to hate on TV, like he's just
a sweet man, Like all he does is want to
help people, Like he doesn't seem like a dickhead at all.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
That's the downside of social media and players just being
so much more accessible nowadays. Gee gosh, you know, like
I mean that guy for being goofy, and now like
you get to hear interviews of everybody and you're like,
he seems like a good guy. Takes away the hate.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
No, it kind of makes me hate Joe Burrow just
because he's so hot and he like learned how to
play piano because he fucked his wrist up and then
he's like I'm just gonna sit at my piano and
ping ing d ding ding, And I was like, I
don't hate Joe Burrow. I fucking loved Joe Burr, but like,
god damn it, give me some of that. I mean,
just give me some of like any of like the
cool shit that you're good at. Like I'm not good
at anything.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Well, I mean, have you tried yeah, not like football?
I did try the blackhit, Yeah, Like have you tried
learning piano? Have you tried doing anything?

Speaker 6 (08:16):
I have?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
But so like my learning piano really tried?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Or did you just kind of like sit down at
one one time and try and fuck.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
I had community service. We don't need to know why
I was volunteering to help my community. It was volunteer
work that a judge may or may not have ordered,
but I had. It was in Huntsville, and the fire
station was like, hey, you can come, you can do
it here, like that's tight. So I would like mop
floors and shit. And then they had like where they
would eat and like watch TV and stuff. They had

(08:45):
like me clean that, and they had a piano in there,
and they would always like no one was ever in there.
When I would fill in or like when I would
help out, I would volunteer, you know, and they I
would just fuck around the piano for like an hour
at a time and just watch shit like on YouTube
and stuff like that and learn how to do it.
And I learned how to play Cold War Kids. I
can play that. That's one song that I know how

(09:07):
to play.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
I only ever learned part of one song. I don't
know the name of it, but it's just like no, no, no, no, no, no,
Well I can do that. Yeah. I taught myself that.
I just played with it till I figured it out.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I can do bluies blues. Things don't so L has
a little like keyboard, not a full keyboard, so I
can't really do it. Boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
That is a banger of a song.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
It fucking slaps and you should see the look on
my kids face. I don't want to talk about my
kids the whole show, but like she she's a fucking
bluey that the fucking blues song is not that and
paw patrol. You know about paw patrol.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
But I know what I like blue because I also
have Australian Access Patrol. Be there on the double. Pretty
good teaching kids the backs of blue. That's good blue.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Whenever she sees Steven Blues Clues, although whoever the blue,
blue hair or blue suit guy is, my mom has
that on sometimes for she fucking does not look at
that guy like he's Steve cross eyed. Okay, yeah, no,
I'm just telling you about.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Clues since the dude came out and issued a statement
twenty years later, like I'm proud of you guys.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Well we just we just run back the ones with
Steve like it's in like the like non HD. So
it's like the small box. It's like you have the
tops and those sides of your TV are just all
blacked out, and I don't care.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Dude, show her Rugrats.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah, I want it because stuff. Yeah, Doug, Oh, Doug Classic.
That's gonna be a couple of years away.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Put on like Pokemon. Who's that Pokemon? You fucking get
it right every time you feel smart.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
But I didn't fucking like was Pepper Pig. She seemed
to have it a fandy for that, so I changed
it pig. Pep Pig just seems like a fucking cut dude. Honestly,
I'm gonna say it, Pep Pig's a cut and she
likes because she's learning to oink ink like a pig.
She's learning animal into bacon already, right, that's what. And
I like, it's like, I don't want you to get
attached to Pepa Pig.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
You should like put it on and then just seamlessly
switch to a slaughterhouse video one day. Oh Peppa do
no Peper. That's a good time to teach you about death.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Rider and the Paw Patrol. They're gonna be around for
a while. They're gonna be around for a while and
yeah they love dogs good, Yeah, pigs they can eat
they eat bones.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Very smart, can be very cute, but Bacon out weighs
their ability to make that.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
All right, we don't need to talk about kids. But
I don't know how this how we got here. I
think Zach Brian, we don't. We don't like Zach Bryan.
We do like Zach Bryant. Do we good music?

Speaker 6 (11:33):
No.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
The one song that I know of his now I thought,
I thought was.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Really like I said, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Roberts stealing the battles, Pat you steal alcohols.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
He's like that level of country music where he's not
like super mainstream, but he's big enough to wear stadium
they know. Yeah, but he's not like that's pretty, not
like major like everything from Nashville all that kind of stuff,
Like he's got the Natural label and everything, but he's not,
you know, he's not the style of country that I hate.
So I think he's on the good side of that.

(12:10):
But he's also famous enough to be like everyone in
New England know who he is.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
He played Met Life though I wore an Eagles shirt
and I was kind of like, I'm already not liking
to this going out.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Okay, well then we're out on him. Yeah he wore
the wrong jersey that guy.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah not, that's just not the way to go about it.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Dude. Wait no, I can't do that because I have to.
Then I would have to hate Creed and you would too.
Well that's that, Like, that's an exception.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
He was wearing a Cowboys jersey at a Cowboys game
and he wasn't like playing with a guy at Flying
Giant Stadium, Melee Stadium wearing an Eagle shirt.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
You know, on a certain level, I also respect that
of just trying to piss off the home crowd. I
don't like it.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
The people that paid miney to watch you.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, I like that. Fuck you you pigs, give me
your money and launch. Okay, so bad.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Guy, Yeah, bad guys that I back. Guy were out
of him. Also a thing. I'm already give a little
life update. I got stung by a wasp this weekend.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
You didn't die.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
I went to a kid's birthday party and nothing happened.
It was fine.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I would have died.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
So I'm far spear as a human being than you are.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Just built different, am I am? I an elite athlete.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Some might say bees and wass are my achilles heel.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Some might say that I am an elite athlete. Actually
I'm a wasp wasp sting survivor. And then today I
was walking the dog and a little wasp was a
circling around me, and I fucking swung at it and
it just like went off. I was like, Oh, that's
the guy I fucking didn't even get phased by my
sting earlier. Is that that guy's fucking back damn, And
like I just like earned respect. They talked was like, hey,

(13:44):
this guy, I fucking stung me. It was like nothing happened.
That guy just was like what the fuck was that?
Because I was coming to my the just was let's go.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I really I need to double check and make sure
I have been a drill in my car.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Planning on going to wasp country any time soon.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
No, but if I do like I, you know, I
walk between my car and buildings and Wassler outside, so
theorecically I could get stung and then I would have
to scramble trying to find Benadrill.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
It's wasp season.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
It's always wast season. As far as I'm concerned. I
don't think that's true. But in my head, you're always
gonna have your head on a swivel.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah, that's a good that's a smart move.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
If a guy as big as me can be taken
out by something that small, you gotta be you gotta
be careful about it.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
So I always keep narcan on me just in case.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Oh, I just keep that in case I need to
pick me up.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Well, yeah, but you never know when your need a
little dark, a little nark dark.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
See that's the problem. I use it for pick me up,
so then i'll need it and I won't have it.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
I'm not good at what.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, that's why you don't have your ben a drill.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Also, I'm not good about moderation. Man in for a penny,
in for a pound, If there's narcan, I'm using the
whole damn.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Thing in for a penny, in for a pound instead
of saying, yeah, you've never heard that, doesn't it's old timey,
But it's there, an old wives tale. In for a penny,
you're in for a pound.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
How have you never heard of it? It's not like
an uncommon saying. You need to you need to, like
work on your colloquialism.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
George, if you're not in for a penny, are you
even in for this pound? Call us now one on
six point nine the old.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Time sounds like it would be a like morning drafting
Penny in the pound on wacky one O four in
the morning.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
Penny, and this is the dog pound. It's really just
a bunch of dogs at the pound. What you got
over here, Sparky, that's our traffic.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
That reminds me of a joke I heard today. What
do you call a zoo that only has a dog
in it?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Kennels?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
You guys, A welcome to you.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's good, that's good.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Be sure Robert's gonna be telling everybody that tomorrow. Be
sure he's gonna be like it's a poozoo.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Did you see they did like an animal escape drill
and this zoo in Thailand and the guy dressed like
a like a hippo and they were having to practice
tranquilizing it. What yeah, tailand seems awesome video that today
he had like a well it didn't not at all
realistic looking.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
So is it just a dude shooting another dude with
a giant dark hun.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
They were like like getting ready to like they were
they're pretending.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Are you sure they just weren't shooting the taie version
of old School?

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I'm not sure, but it looks like it was what
they said it was in the caption red. And then
I saw the Cincinnati Zoo did a similar thing, but
they just shot everybody when they did it.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Well, I mean, you got to have target practice.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
So that's my late night joke. We should spad that
to fallon.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
That joke just got canceled for losing forty.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Not on CBS. I'm on, iHeart, iHeart. Let us do
our own late show, the sort of late but not
quite that late because we still would like to get
to bed at a reasonable time.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Show, and I'll do the late late show after that,
I'll do the.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Show following the show that's the late show, but not
too late because we'd like to eat to bet at
a reasonable time. But I'm cool staying up a little
bit later than Alex show hosted by Pat.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
No, I'm gonna call mine the wire we still awake
at two am.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Show that's Robert's show.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
That's definitely mine.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Following the show that Pat did. That's way too long
for us to say that we forgot the name of
our It's just like tomorrow on I C B, d
G F y d Z.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Change of the show every day. It'll be like seasons
of Aquachen.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Hung cross it out. Oops.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
The networks hate me.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
These people live. Their office is next to Bob's Burgers.
They're changing every fucking I don't really know what else.
You guys got a preakup segment.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Recklessly. I don't even know what that says. I don't know.
I think we've we've rambled well enough. Ugh, we've rambled
well enough covered children shows.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Oh Robert simply he's chomping at the bit, which you
got for us, buddy.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
I just forgot to mention. I think last week the
MLB announced that the Rays can play postseason games at
Steinbrenner what's it, what's it called.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
A Steinburner Fields, sin Bringer Field?

Speaker 4 (18:02):
The Yankees, Yeah, Yankees, the league field, Like, why would
you do that?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Well where because that's their home field this year?

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah, but but where would they play them?

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Dude? And also it's the Rays. It's not like they
filled their stadium anyway. Yeah. Then the postseason, like it's.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
That's what's wild when like the Savannah Bananas sold out
Tampa Raymond James Stadium, where the Buccaneers play in Tampa Bay,
And it's like the Rays don't even sell out a
minor league stadium.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
The Rays aren't that fun. But where like, also, it's
hard to sell it to a minor league stadium when
you're not even their fucking team.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Can you break news from Alamar show too?

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (18:40):
From the past few weekend, they breaking news the Astros
will be playing home games at Minute Made Park should
they make the postseason in twenty twenty five, breaking breaking
breaking news? You hear it first? Did they That's a
weird like statement to come out. I guess they were
like maybe they'd fix it by then.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Did they also say it for the A's or they're like,
we're not even wasting the ink on this. Theoretically the
A's could play in Sacramento. They won't be.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
They're not going to be, no, but I think there
was talk of like looking for a neutral zone because yeah,
it is a minor league park. They don't have all
the amenities and ustle for like the World Series games.
Apparently they're like they need to have a certain numbnt
of ticket set for like sponsors and whatever set of side.
Oh yeah, and then it's just all sponsors if the

(19:25):
Rays make it, Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Mean, I guess they could do Miami, But once again,
Miami doesn't fill out their stadium for their team. They're
not going to fill out for an opposing team.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
And if you're one of the three Rays fans, like,
wouldn't you pissed if like corporate got all of your seats?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Actually, as far as sports fandoms go, Rays has to
actually be a pretty decent one. Like, you're a small
market team. You know you're not going to compete all
the time, but two or three times a decade, you
guys have a really good fucking team.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Who has more of a fan base the Miami Marlins.
We're all of the WNBA WNBAWNBA.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, because they they're fans. Well maybe not a lot
of them, there's enough, and they care. Marlins fans don't
give a shit at all. They live in Miami. Why
the fun would they care about base and you could
just go to the beach.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
They don't call them the MS, call the WNBA the
w that's cool as fuck.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Which did you did you see fucking Kelsey Plumb basically
berating somebody for asking for an autograph, Like you guys
really don't.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Understand, like like six months ago.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Oh oh, I just saw it yesterday. I thought that
was new. Yeah, so you like learn how to be
a fucking professional.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
He was to be fair like an adult autograph secret.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Still, somebody's asking for your autograph. It's probably like the
third time in their life that's happened. Maybe just signed
the autograph.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
And by an adult autograph secret, I don't mean an
adult that is seeking out an autograph for just themselves.
They mean like a guy that's got like twenty deflated basketballs.
It's like, sign these and you got that guy's.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh no, you signed. Well, you don't sign fifty things
for a person. Yeah, a little kid doesn't even get two.
Everybody gets one. It's like Spider Man, Yeah you get one.
Save that's it. Yeah, saving up mine case. I'm ever
on a tall.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Bright Hey, I actually have a Maybe we might be
talking about Spider Man later in the answer segment, so
stay tuned for that. We also might not be who knows,
But you're mad that they're playing at Mierley Ball Park.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
No, I'm not mad about it. I don't care. I'm
not I'm not a fan of theirs.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
We might not have to let them make the postseason. Yeah,
I think right now they're out of the postseason. But
like they're like the A's don't have a chance. I mean,
they're in a stacked division. You know, they're a tough division,
say the toughest. A lot of heavy hitters in that division.
Two heavy hitters, maybe even three.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Eh. Oh no Toronto. I forgot Toronto was good this year.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
The Yankees. Oh yeah, they were one of the two.
I was, Oh no, I'll say in socks and ya
it maybe even three they were maybe, I.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Mean they got the name. Yeah, I mean, let's be honest.
I forgot Toronto was a team for a minute there.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Well they're Canada, so like, no no harm, no.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Foul, you know, I mean, and they're definitely not gonna
win it all. Canada doesn't win championships.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
They shouldn't be allowed to. That's our sport.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
I mean, like we do that to them in their sport.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, but they came to us. It's like it's called
the National Hockey League, not the Canada Hockey League.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
They have a cha that's true. It's not international Hockey league.
It's just nationally it is the National Hockey League.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Like you could have started your own and then competed
with us, but all your guys might have come to America.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Why it's better we should give a Mexico team just
so they can win one before Canada too.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Just make the Panthers play as like Mexico for a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
No, they can't have one of our good teams.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
You know what, I would sort of back the Stars
if they were like the Tijuana Stars, Robert, what's the
Spanish world for Star? Lois star Istra? Oh that sounds
way cooler.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Estrella, No, you know what, change your name the Mexico
City Burroughs burroughss No donkeys but in Spanish, like there
should be more, like there should be like five professional
sports teams that are named the Donkeys. That's such a sicken,
like mascot.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
What's the closest, like Mexican City to Texas? Like, if
what's the when you cross over? What's where are you?
It's a great I.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Mean I guess it would be Tijuana.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
It's like literally right, California.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
No, Tijuana's across the mill Paso, is it? Yes?

Speaker 4 (23:37):
I think there's a there's Laredo here. I think lovel
Laredo is.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Like Nuevla Laredo, the Nueva Luevo Estreas. That sounds way
cooler than the Dallas Stars. All right, you know what,
if you want me to back anything, because they can't
be Dallas, but only for a year, I'd back.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
The Laredo laslar Last Lassoers.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
No, just be the Estrellas. That's sick.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
That is expert sick.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
It's like they could be like what the they should
try episode with their city connects, but all year.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Like like how uh Oakland and Dallas like have big
football fan bases down in Mexico. The Stars should expect dude,
we got to get in on this.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Get on, but then don't ever go back to.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Build hockey in Mexico. Good luck.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Don't go back to Dallas and then they'll be damn
Texas does need a team? O B Houston.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh, I was gonna say, what if we made our
hockey team the Houston Oilers.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Forgot there's already literally in the same league and they've
been to the Cup twice. But again, Canada, we forget
about them.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Canada.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
You know what, I don't forget about Speaking of Cans,
this Canada, bush Lad over here, do you know about
that cold cold? You know what? Would you would you pop?
Would you pop on?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
As a bad boys?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
We got a couple in this dude.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
We're talking about it in honor of uh Ozzy who
passed away. I did have six tall Boy bush Lights
last night, as Ozzie would have wanted.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah, nobody knows hard work. Ozzie was a hard worker
as well. I mean didn't know it was hard work, better
than the American farmer. And that's why our friends at
bush Light are proud to announce the return of their
farming cans. Pat hold that up in front of the camera.
Watched it on the YouTube video. Look at these cans
and the like. Are there farming kids? They got a
little cow on it, they got a truck on it,
they got barn on it. Fucking some corn. Yeah what

(25:22):
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(25:45):
Anheuser Busch bush Light Beer, Saint Louis, Missouri. I'm gonna
I'm gonna crack.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
One bush cold and smooth. Oh oh, power ranking sounds.
We gotta do that and have that in there.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Yeah, popping the top, popping the top. That would be
a good mock draft. Yeah, somebody that somebody could power
rank and draft them as well. Give us some other
good sounds. Robert, you don't even like beer, but that
was It was a great sound, wasn't it. It's like
a can opening. Robert would like bush Light if he
did drink beer. He just doesn't drink beer. That's the
only reason that nothing is. Get you a bush Na

(26:24):
for next week. Oh yeah, yeah, a bush light for
the farmers. Get you a bush light. And so Josh
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of our Comeback Kids segment.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
It's the comeback Kid, Comeback of the Week.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Comeback Kid of the Week, bitch, our first comeback Kid
this week tattoos. We did it. We did it.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Gang finally settled off up on a two year old.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Bet well, did you pay for mine? Because okay, I'll
then will I owe you? Yeah, I'm gonna let's just
part of the thing I forgot. Tattoos have been gotten.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
They also made us go on at separate times, so
it screwed up the timing of the payment.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yeah, they still had like uh COVID type rules where
it's like only with the person getting tattoo can be
back there at a time. I'm gonna give a shout
out to our dude.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Great job.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yeah it was, and like literally we we were looking
for a location and booked this the day of. I
was like, can you guys fit in today? And they're like, yeah,
come on in. Took care of us, I said, a
bunch of ship. I had to go back and forth,
but they were really awesome. Pablo at Timeless Inc. Studio
in uh On West tim or here in Houston. Shout

(27:48):
out to Pablo. He uh he was. He was a badass.
I asked him. I was like, did you kind of
hate that, like you didn't get to do the art
on any of these and he was like not my favorite,
my favorite. Hey, that's my job.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Hell, he might even be listening.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
He had portraits and stuff and he should be some
of his portraits and they're awesome. So I would definitely
be going back to him give it. Like now, I'm
like kind of addicted to it. I'm like, you know,
it look really cool? Is this? If I also got
this here, I could do this, like I just want
to All I want to do is get tattooed.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Is that a thing with like a tatoo artist that
they don't like doing?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Well they're artists.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yeah, Like you're an artist. So if you were like.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
When you go to up a costo and be like,
hey can you stencil this Campbell this? Like I drew this?
Can you just paint it for me?

Speaker 4 (28:30):
See, Matt. I always think that people when they get tattoos,
they go in knowing what they want.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Well a lot of times they they do, but like
so you'd be like, hey, man, I want I want
to get you know, jose Altuve? Can I get like
a portrait of like like josel Tuve excited about like
I don't know, I want swinging a bat? They're like, okay,
well what about like this like you're going like this
is my son? Can I get a portrait of my son?
And like they kind of draw it up for you

(28:56):
instead of like here's just the picture. Then they'd have
to do all that, where like all of my tattoos
have been like this is the Giant's logo, will you
give me this? This is the red Wings logo here.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Or people will be like, you know, I want it
like to look like a night sky with like some flowers,
and then they'll like draw something up and make something
like that, Yeah, can.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
You get like like a bird flying, but like I
want to fly out of like fire in a volcano.
And they're like, okay, let me come up with something,
and so they'll do that because they're the artist, and
so like I feel like this.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Is just like paint by numbers for him.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yeah, it's like, hey, can you do this thing? And
then they're like yep, and they get a little stencil
and then they go in and they do it, and
like we paid them to do it. Uh, he did
a great job. He's awesome at like the hey, make
sure you do this to follow like you know, to
check up on it, you know, make sure you take
care of it like this he was very helpful, but
shout out to Pablo at a time of sink that
was it was pretty clutch that they came through literally

(29:46):
the day of so we were I was scrambling there
for a second because somebody hadn't got back to me,
and I was like, oh, no, we can't. As I
knew you could only do it Monday. And I don't
think Robert thought it was gonna happen at all.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I mean at his confidence was very low. Yeah, if
anybody out there.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Do you think he's gonna do it? And I was like,
and there's a seventy.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Like everything in my life, as long as somebody else
sets it up and just tells me when and where
to be, I'm fucking down. It's just I'm an idea man.
I'm not a doer or a planner. It's the way
I've always Even if.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
It's your idea, sometimes that idea happens two years later.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, Like I said, I need somebody else to do
the planning for me. I'm so barely an adult. I
really don't know how to function. Like this is what
I've said for years. I should have gone in the
military out of high school. The second I started have
making decisions for my life. It's pretty much been a
consistent downhill slide. Yeah, Like high school did very well,

(30:42):
tell me when where to go. I start getting to college,
it's like, well, you're responsible for doing that. Ah responsible, it's.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Not really one, can't you?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
You know?

Speaker 3 (30:52):
I need you to remind me about it.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I haven't been to the doctor in a decade because
my mommy no longer schedules my appointments.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Like the fuck man is a very good point.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
But if anyone out there has any amateur tattoo friends
that need to practice and are willing to give out
free tattoos, I'm your fucking canvas.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
I thought you gonna say, anyone out there as a doctor.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
No I need a No. I can check myself for lumps.
I do it quite often.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
But yeah, so the tattoos are done now. You just
gotta be in with me for years. Yeah, because I
was the guy was like, so, y'all, why are y'all
getting the tattoos today? Because like I felt weird, be
like we we're getting matching tattoos, matching tattoo bros. And
I And he was like, oh over like a game.
And I was like, oh no, like a year's worth
of like bets, and he was He's like, what is

(31:44):
the best? We like the loser had to get a
tattoo and then I always I was like, I was like,
you know, I always said I'd get a tattoo. Somebody
else got one, and then I was a pat lost
and I still had to get one, but Pat just
had to pay for it. And he was like, okay,
all right, So shout out to Pablo. If you're checking
us out, Bro, I hope you don't hate it already.
You probably already turned it off.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Second we got the second show that we were talking about.
He's like, all right, not for me.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Shout out, bro, but tattoo bet almost settled. Almost the
hard part settled. I'm gonna fucking drag this out for
two years too, big dude. I don't know, it's just
not going through on Venmo. I'll send you a Venmo
request the fucking error systems down, Yeah, Venos. I was like,
I'm weird. I was just sending somebody else too. So

(32:32):
tattoos are back this week. Also back this week is
cold Play Cold Place Back, So our CEOs shout out
to cold Play and the CEOs of the world. I
feel like we're like at the very end of this cycle.
But like Thursday it happened, we recorded on Wednesdays, so
we didn't get to be a fun part of it.
But that that guy got caught cheating and cold the

(32:55):
worst possible reaction just yeah, all you gotta do. And
it was like, well somebody would have still seem like
they wouldn't have. No, you wouldn't have, because the only
reason the Internet went viral with it was because like
that guy clearly cheated on his wife, where somebody's clear,
but it wouldn't be if that girl would have just
had a kiss cam video. And then unless your wife
sees a random kiss cam.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Video, yeah, well I'm saying like, just maybe somebody was
filming it that knows them and like scent it over
to her. Even then you might be able to play
it off like no, honey, she's like my work wife.
Were just standing there like, it's still not a good movie.
It was a bad look probably not regardless, but both
of you diving and like turning around and looking guiltier
than a dog standing next to a fucking pile of trash,

(33:36):
next to the trash ben, Yes, it was not a
great look dumbest possible reaction.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
But like a lot of things, there's some good that
comes from the bad. And one of the things like
I know that as a as a country, as a world,
we are divided on a lot of topics. But every
now and then, uh what kind of talked about it
this last week with the lists, Like when we were
like like those lists that doesn't exist, they were kind
of talking about where I was like, sometimes it's good

(34:01):
when like the whole world's like hey hey, hey, hey hey,
this is bullshit. What are we doing here? Everybody kind
of we're all united. It's the crips and the Blood's
holding the flax tie together, like that's everybody else, Democrats,
Republicans and like this was all of those. It was
just like everybody insert one side, insert the other side
in the middle. Coldplay CEO memes acause those Meme of

(34:26):
the Year nominee, Absolute Meme of the Year nominee for
the gravy this one. I feel like we got it.
We got two nominations today on our show, God include
them for Meme of the Year. To recap our Memes
of the Year nominees. So far, there haven't been a
lot Honestly, I've been trying to keep up with it,
and me of the year is the fettie up on
the JBL speakers is pretty good. Kendrick Lamar walking and

(34:49):
smirking at the camera during the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
I don't I don't even remember the.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
JD Vance memes. Oh, Van's gonna be hard to be Yeah,
like emo J it's John Cenattorney, Heel big Man, blast
Choice and the astronomer CEO. It's a good, like solid
little crop right there. Like really, I think it's JD
Vance and the astronomer guy. H Also, I just think
it'd be funnier just like to say you're an astronaut,

(35:18):
like I don't.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Like at first, like I met, I read it wrong
and it was like astronauts CEO and I was like, well,
the guy's a CEO and a fucking astro. What a guy, dude?
That that rocks.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I mean he went to space. He deserves to cheat
a little. Yeah. Yeah, if you guys in Spain like
turn space. I know things about the universe. No, it's
just some fucking dork.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
They could pull Puss, but hr Puss, which is maybe
the artist push to pull if you're talking about an
office situation forbidden. No, maybe like who's who's hr gonna
go to.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Good point? She can't complain to herself, that's a conflict
of interest. This was she gonna go to her friend
that was standing next to her and knew the whole
thing was going on.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Probably promoted because of it. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, the
internet's been a lot of fun. Even today, I was
still reposting those memes.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Well, it gave you the opportunity to do. My favorite
meme that you do is that anybody, anytime anybody has
to post an apology, you just post the Ronnie and
Sam letter from fucking Jersey Shore. It makes me laugh
every time.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Sam. The other night at bed, I was going around.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
I was showing everybody at work. It was like, look,
he made a statement.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
With you when you left. Ron put his head between
two women's breasts. Later at clutch, he took down a
waitress's number.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
A cocktail waitress.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know too.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Oh that was the best when that happened in the show,
and she was like so snooky and jwewll y'all wrote this, right.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
We don't know it's definitely not the dudes they left
who knows.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Instead of telling her, let's just write a weird letter.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yeah, no, that is. That is my life hack is
just anytime anybody's releasing a statement, be like, wow, I
can't believe that, And that's how it is.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
That's posting the wrong person. When somebody dies, that's that's
your fucking I got.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
I was two for two this week. That's sometimes sometimes
you hit.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Man.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
I mean I'm not really that smart of a guy.
So if I can just get a couple of little
niche things every now and then.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Dude, cheap laughs are still laughs. That's that's why I
love dad jokes.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah, all right, Like I love when people will tell
me like yeah, I was like, holy shit, and then
I saw it was you that posted insert whatever it is,
and I was like, say, see, you know you're getting it.
Now you're getting it.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Seems to be a pattern for me.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Yep, yep, but yeah. Shout out to the Cold Play
in the CEOs Luigi MANGIONI, do you think he would
change his mind if he could walk it back? If
you like, if you could pick a different CEO. You
think he's more of a fu the healthcare or fucking
fidelity guy.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
I gotta be honest. Luigi looks like he's fucking married women,
so he's probably more. Yeah, the okay, insurance guy.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
I still feel like he had some beef with the insurance.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, fucking married women. He's like, hey, man, hey we
got goo.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
I'm a diallion. So a guy can't have a gumar.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Well, I can't be fucking horny anymore.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Guy can't have fucking gumars anymore? What is this.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Andy?

Speaker 3 (38:23):
The olden days, you had fridays before you for the
girlfriend's saturdays with for the wives. It's how he worked things.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Now wives are greedy. They want every day.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Of the week. That's just can't go to the fucking
bing for a couple hours. What guy can't? Guy can't.
Guys can't have hobbies.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Oh, if you're the chairman of the NFL Players Association,
you can spend eight hours in a true strip club if.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
You want true Robert, I am sure Ideo I was
gonna pitch to you here were you write this down?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:51):
I got it. It says I'm either listening to Cold
Play about to listen to cold Play, thinking about listening
to cold a play we're cheating on my wife? Would
you think it does itself?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
It's so many, so many flying off the shelves.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Fuck dude, And then how many they would have.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Sold a lot more on Thursday than they would today.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Yeah, yeah, that's the problem about a week we missed
the boat on the quick cheap sale. But yeah, shout
out to the CEOs in cold Play. Great week for
cold Play. Then they got to be funny about like,
all right, we're gonna show you on the jumbo tron.
Make sure you're wearing your makeup.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Everybody then every sport's got to do it or cold
Blake cam, yeah, every mascot. Just it's that there's, like
I said, cheap laughs are still laughs.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
It's just times when the world kind of unites together
and it's like this is, you know, terrible for the
families that that happens too. But they like, he was
a billionaire, he's got some ship that's going on in
his life right now, but he's still gonna be like
a multi millionaire now. His wife's going to be a
multi millionaire.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Being independently wealthy. I think so because was when jefse
is now independent of him.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
When Jeff Bezos got divorced from his wife, she immediately
became like the fourth or fifth most wealthy person in
America or wherever. And it was like, I don't know
if it's independent wealth rankings or it's just like, I
don't know. You took half of his money and got
all of that.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
All right?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Moving on, we got Shark week. It's back, and I
have not watched any of it, but I did watch
a cool AI video of a hammerhead shark hammering a
nail and it looks and he didn't send that my way.
What's the fun man, buddy, I'll send it. I'll show
you right now. It's fucking electric, Is it real?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (40:48):
And absolutely not? Absolutely not. Like you see a nail
on a board and then the shark just comes up
and hammers it.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Oh. I thought he was gonna pull out a hammer
and hit it. Oh no, no, no, no, fucking double inception
on you.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
That would have been funny.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Checked that out sharks going up to it boom.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Oh, I'm gonna be honest. I thought he was gonna
turn his head sideways and hit it with.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
His right Well, yeah, hit. That's how I knew his AI.
Oh yeah, it was really hammer Head and checked that,
checked that. Can we show that? Or are you gonna
in trouble?

Speaker 4 (41:18):
You went to the comments against it?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Damn it.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Yeah, I'm with that. I thought he was going to
turn his Yeah, I mean that would mean the hammer Ray.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yeah, if you have to.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Yeah, I don't know, I knew his A. But it
was the funniest ship. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Where would I even go to watch Shark Week? Now?

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Discovery Channel? What if I don't have cable Discovery Channel?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
App?

Speaker 3 (41:46):
I don't wait.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Who did they merge with and then unmerged with? Is HBO?
So it's probably on HBO.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Warner Brothers two B, Warner Brothers Discovery, my Space it.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Was Warner Brothers Discovers, that's right, and then they split again.
So fucking dumb. But yeah, Shark Week, it's I haven't
really watched it in like fucking eight years, but it's
one of those things. It never it should never go away,
Like Shark Week should be funded by tax dollars. It needs,
it needs to always be there. It was.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Thankes a lot of Elon.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Goddamnit, Elon. I just I need the comfort of knowing
that Shark week is there for me in case I
decide to watch it.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
That's guy, Like, I've seen the commercials for it, and
the commercials. Really, I'm like, I don't need to watch
I need to be like ooh Sharks.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Ooh it's breaching. Okay, I saw the commercials. Yeah, I
just just just endless loop of Shark's joke. I should
just have it on at work. What the fuck am
I doing? Yeah, you're in charge of the TVs pretty much. Yeah,
just put it on Shark Week? Can you put the
ashes that not ed it's Shark Week, setting a reminder
to turn on show.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
We got breaching at seven o'clock today. All right, buddy,
we're keeping it on here. Retailgating, shark tailgating.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
I got a haircut at sport Clips the other day.
Looks great, by the way, you look fantastic, Thank you,
thank you. That's all gray gray right there.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
There's a lot of gray, like just on the side
little sprinkle, well sprinkle, look very distinguished. I like it.
And there's the hottest one on the podcast where fucked.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Pat the Astros game was on.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I would I'm never the hottest one.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
I went specifically at a time when the Astros game
was on, so I could they would have it on
the TV. I go there, guess what they have on
shark wick stuff because is a sponsor. And I asked them, like, hey,
give me changed it to the Astros or you have
to watch. It's like, no, we had to watch. They
had to keep this on a week.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
But you said, I am the sport clip. Yeah, your clips.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Right now for the week.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Isn't there commercial sport clips where you can be the manager?
I don't know what is right, Like, isn't it something
like that If I'm the manager, I'm fucking saying, hey,
you're out, go to the bullpen. We're pulling out fucking Astros.
I would have been upset.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
So yeah, I'm already mad at Chark Week. I don't
I don't even want to hear about Shark Week. But that,
you know, that's the Hammerhead video was cool though, right,
Yeah sick.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
It was pretty sick. Huh, pretty sick. Sharks are awesome,
Like AI is fucked for a lot of stupid shit,
but like that, that's cool, like making the memes where
like our next come a kid Ozzy Osbourne who passed away,
like where you're having Azzigo and hug harambe and heaven,
like you tell your AI like that's what AI should

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be for, like making funny videos and memes, not for
doing all your work.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
The one that pissed me off today was it was
a photo of Sharon watching Ozzie and his final performance
so heartbreaking and moving and it's her like just sitting
down on the side of the stage. But like if
you it was so obviously AI generated, like he zooming
in on her faces, like you know, it looks like
not not not pixel No, it did, but it was like,

(44:58):
let's a kind of like glossy, weird fing. You could
just tell like it wasn't a real photo and you're
just like, like you're a piece of shit. You could
just post a picture of Ozzie and her together, but no,
you're making up fake i AI photo. Fuck you. I
hate that.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
That is weird.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
It's like you're clickbaiting off of tragedy.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Yeah, instead of and like Google, you can just AI
make something and then post with that looking at it,
Like I noticed that with teams sometimes not like the
actual teams, but like like report like Twitter accounts to
just like report on stuff. They'll be like so and
so agrees to deal with the packers or whatever, and
you'll see like the g's all like blurry and like

(45:39):
it's not the G. It's the like AIG where it's
just kind of similar in the shape but it's not
at all what it is. And the letters are.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Like there's eight million fucking languages pictures online you could
have chosen.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Yeah, just grab that guy and they just like, that's
this guy. You could photoshop him in a jersey, but
you just did ai. It didn't look good. You like
run with it, like, ah fuck it hit post all right,
h Ozzy, I passed it though the Prince of Darkness?
What is your favorite Azzie song? Robert Uh?

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Crazy Train?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
It's everybody? I mean, how dare you.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Now?

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah? I mean I probably go. I'd probably go Crazy
Train too. Like that. I remember in high school like
discovering Ozzie and having like my AUSI phase, having like
an Assie CD that I always had my mom putting on.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
In the car and your dads probably fail.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
No, he's a Neil Diamond guy. If it's not Neil Diamond,
he really doesn't give a fuck at all. You put
on Neil Diamond, he'll be one happy son of a bitch.
But anything else, He's like, I don't give a show. Okay,
Ozzie didn't have sparkly enough shirts for my dad. Oh
fuck it. Sorry, we're also watching the Astros right now.

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This is why we're a little distracted. Crazy train. Part
of my favorite mom mom Coming home though, when you're
in a sadder mood and actually want to feel emotions,
that's always that one of It's paranoid, fucking all time
classic Black Sabbath itself. What a creepy, fucking weird song.
I mean, the guys invented metal.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
They did. They are responsible for a giant.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
They invented a fucking genre of music. It's so awesome.
So everyone smoke a joint, drink a beer in honor
of Ozzie, or just bite the head off of a
bat or a dog.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Responsibly, of course.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Cheers.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
And for the farmers.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Ozzie loved the farmers.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Bush, British farmers, American farmers, but specifically the American farmers.
He's always find tour it all over America. You know,
he had to go through farm America. All right, Ozzy's
back though. Shout out to Ozzy.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Ozabeth o alright, p and p Sweet Dark Prints.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Also back this week. As Lance mc color is going on,
I l.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Something has to be done about our training staff. It's
it's too much fault. There's too many injuries for them to.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Not is a blister on your finger? How is that
the training steps fault?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
They should after he's pitching, they should be wrapping his fingers. No,
I don't, I don't, Well, you don't know ball, dude.
There's too many injuries for them to not be doing
something wrong like this. One of course, yeah it's a
finger blister. It happens.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
But yeah, two guys a Tommy John, one guy's.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
At a shoulder. Seven pitchers on the IR right.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Now, Tommy John blister shoulder.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Jordan has been out fucking half the year because they
don't know how to use an MRI machine.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
That does seem bad, like a doctor.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
It's like the third year in a row that we've
had an injury that they misdiagnosed.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Actually though, like have you ever been to like get
an X ray or anything, and like it's like they
need a better tech.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Maybe I got strong bones, but they need to well,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Like you can get extras and other stuff, but like
you like maybe like you need a tech that's better
instead of a doctor, because like you'll go like that's
part of the training stuff. When you can get like
they actually like has it looked? They're like, oh, I
don't read it. I just take the pictures and stuff
like but you like see it. Yeah, yeah, I don't
diagnose anything. But like, I mean, you look at these
every day. Like if you had to guess, like, what
would you say?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Yeah, But in the medical field you can't do that
because people will sue for everything.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
But like if I had to say off the record, okay,
you sat off the record, just stay off the record,
it's like journalism.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Off the record, would you what would you say? I
don't know if that passes the legal test, but I
think it should.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
You should.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
If you say off the record, you should be able
to say off the record and with all due respect,
let's see. And that's key.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
It's the same thing. It's the off the the with
all due respect for off.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
The record, with all due respect, you're a real piece
of ship.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
I hate you and I well, you didn't say no.
You had already off the record, so we were off
the record. But we were already off the record because
you have off the record, so like the record was
off already a record on.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
The tape, my record was off your record.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
No, no, because we were part of the conversations, so
off the record for the conversation it was.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
It was both. I feel like you're using a lowpole
to call me an asshole.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
I don't think so. Off the record, though, you're an
absolute piece of shit human being. On the record, I
love you, buddy, both on and.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Off the record. Both of those statements are true.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
But yeah, Lance Collor has gone on that it sucks
and a blister is like turf toe or it sounds
like a bit injury, but on your pitching hand, it sucks.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I feel like every team should just constantly be posting
every time there's another Astros injury, the Jesse Pinkman like
Astro's injury and the show we're still in first place.
They can't keep getting away with it. It doesn't make
any sense, Like Joe has fought it has to be
manager of the year. It makes zero sense how the
Astros are still affect not just old man good.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
I think they're they're tied for the best record in
the al.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah, it's year. Old Manager's gonna win an when they're
against teams that are above five hundred, They've got like
the best record in the league. It's like them and
the Brewers. I think. It's just what they're doing is
incredible and it has to be so infuriating if you like,
especially if you're a Rangers fan. Yeah, like everybody from

(51:24):
the ashros has been either traded away or let walk.
All their pitchers are hurt. You finally have a healthy
Jacob de Grom and your team fucking sucks ass, and
the Ashes just keep winning.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Yeah, that's true, dude. So about like blisters on fingers
like Max Freed and Lancemocallers. The last week, I've had
to go on the I l or not misstarts at
least because of the of the blisters. We just never
looked into like a pitching glove.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
No, you gotta feel the ball, Yeah, I feel, but
like what if you gotta, you gotta be able to
feel it man, fore.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
You know, because the quarterback can go, you can go
two gloves. Yeah, but why does anybody try it.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
A quarterback's not throwing a ball one hundred miles an
hour that can fucking kill somebody. These guys really need
to be able to control it as much as they can.
I think quarterbacks could kill people with the ball. I
mean probably if they're standing four feet away and they
drill them in the temple.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
But it's called a screen wrap. Buddy.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Astros are just bunting all over the field right now.
I love this. This is beautiful. I know this is
super interesting for you guys to hear right now.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
But hours later actually or days depend depending on what
you're listening.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
I don't know I would. I would probably just pitch
through or like, can't you just like put a little
numbing on top of the bruise.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Yeah, if I had I mean, if I had a blister,
but I was like a professional pitcher, I would be like,
you know what, sometimes i gotta sacrifice the me for
the WII, and I'm going to pitch through it. And
I'd put a glove on it and I'd go out
there and I'd just ball out.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
But you know what, I will say, that would probably
take it a little longer to heal. And you know,
he's a big dog guy, and that finger you probably
can't pet his dogs as effectively, So the iritent might
be the right call.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
That's why you keep the glove for when you're pitching
so you don't damage to the hand, and then you
get pet the dogs have.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Him sleeping like those gloves that keep your make your
hands softer. I don't know if that would actually probably
hurt for getting blisters. That's probably not a good thing. Well,
like the ones where it's uh, start putting all the
ashleys pictures off days, they need to start putting their
hands like in buckets of sand to toughen them up.
I want, I want pictures with calloused fingers. Yeah, that's
a good idea, real real salt of the earth hands
on our pictures.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Start punching just raw beef hanging from like a meat locker.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Yeah, we used to have men in this country. I
got a bunch of boys.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Pitchers can't even go one hundred and twenty pitches three
days in a row anymore.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Fucking show tiny MVP and Sports Center is just coming
all over themselves. The other morning, they were like, he's
the first picture up for first player in MLB history
to give up a home run in the first thing
and also hit a him run in the first sitting.
Like that's not a great stat for having.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
He's the first guy to do something awesome and something bad.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
He pitched three innings a game up a home run,
and a third of them shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
So you're saying his home run was canceled out by
his own mistake. Okay, he probably.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
And I mean I think we're all thinking it, but
he probably bet on himself to give up a home run.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Heout it.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Doubt he had EPAY or whatever new APA EPA is called.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
I hope Day is just running like a betting ring
in prison.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
I hope he's I hope he's doing well.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
I hope he's like the prison bookie, like he gets
on the other side of it now, like he's taking
the bets, not making him.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Gravy Award winner epay the rest of you last year,
shout out, who's our rest of you this year? I
think we went over this thick two weeks ago. Livery King.
That's it.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
And right now Ozzie is definitely leading Death of the Year.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
I mean, yeah, Death of the Year is Ozzie's nominated.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
I say that was zero knowledge of who is already
on the Pope.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Francis Valcomer, George Foreman, Michelle Trachtenberg, Gene Hackman.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Bob Buker, all great ones, but I mean Ozzy.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Ozzy, Pope, Francis J. Kilmer, I would imagine George Foreman
though it's just.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
I love Bob Uker, but he did not invent a
genre of music.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
He did invent saying that things were just a bit
outside though, Jezz, that's the bit outside.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Oh god, I forgot about Bob dying. Yeah, we really
bring down the mood.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
YEP, yeah I did, I did, but uh, all right, anyways,
that's okay. Anyways, moving on, We've got our next come
by kid is south Park. Pat he said, south.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Park, south Park, the Park. The new season should have
debuted two weeks ago. Paramount fucked that up. But tonight
is the night south.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
He just got paid like two billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
One point five billion dollars over five years. They broke
it down and they have to do ten episodes a
year they're making I think it was like twelve million
dollars an episode. Just an insane amount of money.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Man, But they deserve every second regular jobs like chumps.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
I know South Park is good. I like South Park,
but I don't one point five billion or five years good.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
But it's also the rights to all of the streaming,
so like, I mean, they're gonna make a bunch of
money just from people switching over from HBO Max to them,
just so they can watch South Park too.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
And they still had to do ten episodes, which is
about what they usually do.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
I mean, they used to do two episodes, like the
whole seasons.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Yeah, it used to be. They're not I mean, they're
not Spring chickens anymore. They're getting a little older.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Yeah, but they they're also getting paid one point five
billion dollars.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
They could do more.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Yeah, it would have been three point five. If they
wanted twenty episodes.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
A year, they'd be like if they raised the salary
cap of football, but like took off four games.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I'm just I'm really hoping that after their debut date
was pushed back two weeks because of Paramount Plus, I hope,
like pushed back whatever episode was gonna be. They did
the debut, and I hope the one tonight is just
going to be absolutely ripping apart Paramount Plus. After they
paid them one point five I.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Bet it'll be them making fun of themselves for taking money.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
It could be, but I just it probably will be.
I will be disappointed if at some point this season
they don't fucking rip apart Paramount Plus, I think that'd
be really, really fun and really right up South Park's alley.
Like if this was another merger that got fucked up
because of this, South Park would have made fun of it.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
I agree, that's probably why I got fucked up. They're
pushing for billions of dollars.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
But I'm happy for him. They deserve every cent of it,
my opinion, the greatest show of all time. They don't miss. Yeah,
it's pretty sick, and they somehow made a racist, sexist,
piece of shit fucking child little fat Boy, one of
the greatest characters in history of television. Oh maybe that's
tattoo I just get, I just get Cartman. You should

(58:01):
Maybe I tattooed Cartman's hat on top of my bald head.
Definitely I was thinking that, Like I even like surgically
and playing a little poofball on top.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Of my hat should definitely be the next one. Yeah, yeah,
won't do a two pays at a head tat you.
I got a two pay, but I also wear Cartman's
hat over it all the time, so you.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Can't even releasee the hair.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Yeah, it'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
That'd be a smart investment. I love that be like
a double dugger roof, But on my hat, on my head.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Before we move on, let's get to the not cool segment.
Robert around our ads so fast, But why don't you
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Speaker 4 (58:38):
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families can bring as many or as little clothes as
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upcoming school year, as well as donate clothes that their

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no underwear, underwear, don't bring underwear, guys, don't be weird.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Don't do Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
You can find more information at that website ceec swaps
dot com. There's an faq of how it works, what
other things you can bring, what things not to bring,
and get tickets there.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
If you've got a fancy tax lawyer, you can probably
write it off too. I don't know how, but they
those guys are magicians.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Yeah. And then at Uston Clothing Swap if you want
to follow on Instagram a bunch of cool videos. They're
very informative and helpful. Shout out to the Houston Clothing Swap.
Though I got some zero to twelve month old stuff
that I could bring in, they'll definitely be bringing bringing
some bags for y'all. All right, let's uh, let's there's
a lot of things that are not cool, and the
Houston Clothing Swap is not ever one of those things.

(01:00:24):
But this is our time in the podcast where we
get to vent about stuff that's happened the last week.
And you can also participate in that by hitting us
up on X. Use the hashtag PTG not cool and
kind of rant and you know, try and keep it
three four sentences like not too specific, but you know
something that happened to you that you just made you say,
hey man, that's not cool. We get stabbed, not cool

(01:00:44):
if you stebutoe also not cool, but just there's varying
degrees of it. We'll pick some of the best ones.
We have one this week that we picked but that
we'll share ours. This is the not cool segment. Not cool, man,
that's all right. Our first not cool is from our

(01:01:07):
buddy ray Mundo b navidez at k Mundo be on
X and ray Mundo says, is not cool is that
he got food poisoning from a bad banana, A goddamn banana.
He said he threw up while sitting by the pool.
That's just freeding fruit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Tough.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Look for Savannah, tough look for Savannah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Yeah, food poison it's awful, and I would prefer if
I hope it was just the vomiting, because the diary
is worse.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
It's kind of both ends.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Yeah, that's just the word. And that also sucks because
I love bananas. I don't want to see the bad
pr on bananas. It's my favorite fruit.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
It's not bad pr It's just like this is as
real as the pr can be. It's bad banana, man,
bad banana. But yeah that uh, go to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Dairy queen, get yourself a banana split to interacted. Probably
don't want to eat any bananas for a while after that.
I understand, but you know, you gotta fight through it.
Don't give up on the banana. Also, maybe try chewing
it next time. Don't swallow the whole thing whole, don't.
That's a good that's good advice. Yeah, it's tempting, I
know it's good advice. Or you know, if your bandana

(01:02:18):
is looking old, don't eat it this time. Make banana bread. Yeah,
banana bread. Your bananas gonna be as old as you want.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
And my wife likes to leave the bananas and the
fridge to make stuff like that, but a lot she
doesn't end up making it. Like we just threw it
out and I'm like, hey, and those bananas are black,
Like is that good? She's like, no, they're They're just
good enough for I. I don't know. You made me
throw out Mexican food after four hours last last weekend.
I feel like those baas like I'm not crazy, to

(01:02:47):
be honest with you. Yeah, Like we gone upstairs, done stuff,
and then I was like, I'm gonna eat the rest
of that food done there, and she's like, no, it's
been out for four hours. And I was like, in
our house, you realize it's my butt that's gonna hurt,
not yours. But I was like, it's guy, like we've
had ac It's not like it was in the sun.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
It's room temperatures from temperature.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
I used to like buy a little Caesar's pizza and
sat on top of the fridge that didn't fit when
I had a mini fridge in my dorm room, and
I would just eat that all weekend, never refrigerating it.
Never ever school, wake up, breakfast, cool Sunday, two days later,
still just eat and it's like it's fine, it's inside.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
For the next day. You order Taco Bell and you
wake up and then then you see there's still two
more tacos on the bottom of that bag.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Yeah, eat it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
I mean those.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Tacos he's going to waste. Yeah, okay, I'm not crappingwre
that's not mine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
I'll go first my not cool is like an old
man gripe. Hell yeah, I felt like an old man
midway through this, But somebody got my daughter. It's called
a Tony and it's basically like a little like magnet
looking like toy. So it'll pay like green eggs and
ham and I'll have sami am on it. You put
it on top of this little box and it's like
a radio, but it plays whatever the magnets, so like

(01:03:58):
it's gotta snooped one. He just tells you affirmations and
like sings wheels on the bus with you, and like, uh,
there's like a nursery rhyme one, and there's like you
can get a Miss Rachel one and like whatever the
themes are for them, you can get and then they
play those songs and my kid fucking loves it. But
I was trying to set it up the other day
because I saw like I was like, she's gonna like this.

(01:04:20):
This is a really cool gift, and I was trying
to set it up. So I was like I got
the magnet, put on the thing, plugged it in, and
it was like you have not completed the setup, And
I was like, what the Fuck's I go get the
box I just threw out. I had to get the
instructions and I was like, I mean it plugs in.
I get the New Power because it's got a thing
and it plays music, but like it's got a magnet

(01:04:40):
that has all the information on it. What am I doing?
And I was like, you need to create an account,
download this app, do this, And I was like, I
don't need to give you my email, my phone number
and all this shit for a fucking box that plays
magnetic music. And then it's like, so these are the
ones you've played and I was like, yeah, I don't
need that ever, Like I don't ever want that. I
don't ever need I'm never like, hey, six nights ago,

(01:05:03):
which one was she listening to? Was she listening to
the Snoop Dogg one or was she listening to the
other one. I don't need to ever do that. But
it's like, you have to create this and then I
finally to create the connect it to Wi Fi. It
as a piece of shit app, so it doesn't work
half the time. It's like, I'm sick and tired of
everybody be like, well, all you do is open up
an account with us and then create this thing and
also you get that password, We're gonna ask you the

(01:05:24):
password sixty five times, so I hope it's not a
different password.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Why do you need a password for a child's toy?

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
But also it's got to have a bird name in it,
and then it's also got to have seventy five symbols
and four numbers, and I'm like, dude, I just let
me make it password. Man, I don't really care if
anybody hops into my kid's Tony or Tony account or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
I don't give a fuck child's toy. It should be
illegal for a child's toy to require an account.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Just most things don't need accounts, but they're like dowld
the app, and then you can correct these so none
you can use that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
We're making create account so we can double make money
off of you by selling you information.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Don my TV was like, hey, you didn't download the
viso app, we can Uh, you can control your TV
from there's or on the fucking remote that you gave me,
and also do that. Dude, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Can you imagine having your bank account drained because the
fucking child's toy database got hacked?

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
I mean it's possible. It's a possibility. Now I don't
do all that shit, but but yeah, that's it was
a very I felt like an old man where I
was graping about it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
But it's just like that's a perfect one.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
You should not have to create an account for every
little fucking thing, just like it's a magnet. I'd get it.
If like I gotta like be connected to like with
my it's a toy, my little hue lights or whatever.
It's like they have to be connected to Wi Fi
so I can use my phone to then be like,
let me turn off or on the lights in a
different room that I'm not in, Like that makes sense
to be on a Wi Fi. I have to have
an app and all that stuff. If like it would

(01:06:53):
be like, hey, to read this next Harry Potter book,
you get to download this z app and then create
an account to read. Am I reading it through the app?

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
No, but like you can interact with other people that
are reading it. I don't want to hop into like
a chat for him about fucking Tony's toys, a kid's toys.
I don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
It's literally like a slightly technologically more advanced cassette player
that you now need an.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Account for Yeah, no, it's uh, it was I got
way too mad.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
MANCIONI should have taken out the CEO of fucking whatever
the name of that company is. That's what we should
have gone after frivolous accounts.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
But yeah, that that was meant not cool. And it
was one of those like I was getting so mad
that I was like, hey, man, you need to chill out.
I just grumbling to myself and you know the will
and I'm just trying to play a fucking song.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Thirty years ago. Dad's used to get mad trying to
put together children's toys. Now it's trying to set up
accounts for children's toys.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Like, yeah, well you're doing to go to the app
store hit this QR thing, Like I get it, man,
But like now I got to create a fucking thing
and I'm gonna remember that and the next time I
want to it and it's like, do you remember your comic? No? No,
I don't, and I'm not gonna go fucking find it now.
This toy is just gonna get thrown out. But that's
my cool. What did you guys got it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
That's a good one. I got a couple, one for me.
One for my buddy mine. Uh, we just had a
A guy ordered food last week. He picked up some
lamb chops to go and brought him home, called back
like an hour and a half later, angry that his
food was overcooked. When he got home, he drove over

(01:08:28):
an hour to Kingwood. He picked up his food, drove
it an hour away, and then was like, why is
my meat overcooked? Dude? Because you took it an hour away,
Like you think the food is just gonna say you
think we cook it to the temperature and then like
stops cooking. I don't think he said cold, but he
was just like it and it was overcooked. And then

(01:08:50):
not only did he want a refund, which we were like, okay, whatever,
that's one hundred percent on you. That's so stupid, but
then he wanted to be he wanted a gift card
to be compensated for his time. If you chose the time,
you chose to order food an hour away from where
you're going to be consuming it, how would you think
it's still going to be as good as you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Then you also got free food, so like you were
compensated for your time. You have no like your food
is free. Now you have free food. I don't know,
do you know what a I guess that's not It
wasn't cold, so you know the microwaves heat that bad
boy up and eat it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Well. I think that was the thing. He knew he
was gonna have to reheat it, but he was like,
it's overcooked already. You know if I reheat it, it's
gonna be way over Yeah, dude, Like if you order
a steak from a to go place and you take
it away, the steak keeps cooking, meat will keep cooking
as it's in a hot meal inside an enclosed space.
It's basically a miniature oven. Yeah, it's going to like

(01:09:41):
just absolute zero aware awareness from some people. Is that
is just baffling beyond any lead a review. No, he
just called I think we like my GM. I think
he ended up was like, yeah, it'll we'll mail you
a gift card to just you know, sometimes the fifty
bucks is worth just making someone happy, even if it's
one hundred percent their fault.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
I always thought it'd be really funny if you just like,
you should do that exactly what you're saying, what you
mail him the gift card, but just like a five
dollars gift card where it's just like that one morever.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Yeahs us the fries that doesn't even cover it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
No, but it's just more of like an inconvenience. Okay, cool,
five bucks, got it, But that's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
The kind of thing. Well then that will turn into
a bigger I would love to do that, don't get
me wrong, you just can't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
But then just say, like, just like tell him like, yeah,
sure it was fifty bucks, like don't have it in
writing anyway, and he's always told it it was fifty Like, yeah,
I don't know managing up as five, So I don't
know what to tell you. The free gift cards you
got is not worth more? Like that's do you understand
how I can? I could think you were lying, right,
I don't know the story. And also, sir, this was
one hundred percent, and that would just be a really

(01:10:47):
good way to fuck that guy over.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Yeah, you're the what if he tries to do it again?
What if he tries to the gift card.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Or oh no, if he did it again, we would
just be like, dude, we're not refunding you this time.
We explained it to you last time.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Yeah. No, I think it's like you always everybody gets
the benefit of dat on one of those, and then
you're like, all right, dude, this is the third time
you've brought back this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
I got a fried chicken breast and when I got
home it was soggy. What was an hour later? Why
would you? What do you want from us, dude? So
that's like the main one I have for the while.
That picture was way outside for the wind. I'll take
it Ghostros. The other one is my buddy. He got
into a little fender bender a couple of months ago.

(01:11:26):
He rear ended. He was going like five miles an hour,
tapped and put a little dent in the back of
his car. You know, no big deal. He gets a
letter in the mail the other day. He's being sued.
The guy isssuing him for physical and mental distress caused
from it, saying he had to go uh to the
hospital multiple times and all and like I said, and
the mental distress it caused with him. My buddy found

(01:11:47):
his Instagram and the guy was literally dancing at his
wedding two weeks later. It doesn't seem like you had
a lot of physical distress from this one. You're cutting
it up on the dance floor. I don't think you
were too rich, dude, I don't know. I didn't like
I didn't get rich a couple of people. I don't
have nighty to sue people. But like what, well, apparently
the guys uh because my buddy his wife is a lawyer,

(01:12:08):
so she was able to like look into the fire
and like get his information. Turns out the guy's sister
in law is a lawyer, so that's she probably talked
him into it because lawyers are mostly fucking scumbags.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Dude, would be a real shame if counter suit for
forever the gravy yaneware to get that Instagram it would
be a real shame if like, like I'm not saying that,
we wouldn't say it on the air, but like if
like I don't know, like not you, Pat, obviously not you,
But like if like let's go to like, you know,

(01:12:40):
say the YouTube channel, like somebody dropped the handle, obviously
like that wouldn't be you, but that that wouldn't be you,
they would do that. But like if like an anonymous
account just dropped the handle at any point during this
week's video that you can watch a YouTube Duck cobs
Pezzi podcast and like then just anybody found out and like, hey, scumbag,
try and and sue someone else, you fucking pussy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Thanks a lot, your piece of ship. You're the half
the reason the legal system sucks ass, because it's filled
up with frivolous, fucking lawsuits.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
I'd like to gouno, Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Actually hopefully thrown out. We might just get held in
contempt right away, and then we've got a case.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
I'm a former politician in this city, all right, I
can pretty much do whatever I want.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Booth, the judge gets Turette's sorry, my Trette is moving.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
That is actually the defendant right there. You're on her. No,
the plain iff is there, cow in here. I thought
my bad, my bad, my bad. I thought your name
was boom judge, my bad.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
That's on me. So yeah, that that sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
That does suck. And again, if your buddy were to
not like anonymous like obviously wouldn't be it would be
a fake account. I would never like it would clearly
like there's probably the Instagram man is probably not even
worth checking out. But like if you were to post
the like, if someone were would be a real shame.
That would be a real shame. It would be real shame. Again,

(01:14:08):
don't do that. Don't do that. We are not condoning
that in any way. But if that were to happen,
I'm just saying that would also be not cool for
that guy. You're very not cool. That would really suck.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
In your wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Probably just make it private. Yeah, you don't, and we wouldn't.
Nobody would be disrespectful towards the wife. No one would
be disrespectful towards the wife. Just the piece of shit
husband's people. We're getting fucking hit five miles an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Just fucking frivolous lawsuits.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Dude, it's gonna get thrown out. You gotta be able
to prove it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
I mean, hopefully, But like I he, I mean, I
don't think he would put it in the lawsuit if
there wasn't like documented trips to the hospital and stuff.
But like, dude, you're a fucking piece of shit. And
also I feel like the whole we have video of
him dancing two weeks later doesn't really seem to be

(01:15:01):
a bad mood or have any physical ailments whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Like we had, like my mom's family has this land
that they all kind of share, and they had to
make it an LLC and there was this dude that
was biking. He's riding his bike out on the street
out in front, and my cousin had her dogs out there,
and one of the dogs was like saw him and
was chasing after him. Didn't buy him or anything, but
like he like saw a dog, freaked out and fell

(01:15:27):
and then like tried to say the dog bit him,
and we're like, well dog did it by he ain't
got any dog bite mark stick, there's no there's no
bike marks. You need to prove the bike marks. And
then he was like I wasn't able to bike for
blah blah blahah over long. Had to get his little
fucking friend to can pick him up. And then we
were like not me, but like people and my family
were able to like get there. The attorney that's involved

(01:15:47):
in the whole thing. He was trying to sue all
of this shit. It was like trying to get the
attorney be like all right, well, like what is this guy.
If he's a biker, he probably biked in a couple
of things. Were able to use the name find Like, dude,
you were like you said you couldn't bike for however long,
like you were biking like a month later, in this event, Like,
your name is registered here, this is the same address
that you filed from. That's definitely you, so like you.

(01:16:09):
And then it turns out nobody owns the road. So oops,
were you riding the road? And did you get a bit? No,
did you get freaked out about a dog. That's not
saying that dogs shouldn't freak people out, But like when
you can't ride a bike because you were afraid, that's
not on us, that's that's not your fear.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Is nobody else's responsible.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
You sign up to race like professionally sort of or whatever,
but like, yet, you used to be a better biker.
I don't know, wild wild lawsuit to tell everybody that
you are not a very good bicyclist.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Yeah, I mean, I assume the guy's just trying to
hope that my buddy will settle quickly and they'll just
get some money out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Don't settle.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
My buddy is petty as fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
And again, if the gravy has to settle with words, obviously,
maybe if this doesn't get thrown out, be a shame
if that happened. Maybe if he doesn't drop it, a
little guy named Francisco, that guy can make people disappear.
He can make a lot of people disappear.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Well, Frankie Ocho action.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
You know somebody tried to frivolously sue Robert one time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Never heard from him. You never heard from him again.
You don't come after our sweep with.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Ocho and associates on the case your goose is cooked?

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Ooooh can you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
Make that shirt? It's just a it's just a lawyer,
but the lawyer is a spider.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
The law firm, frank associates.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
Can you just make it like a spider but he's
holding six or eight briefcases?

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
I want, I want, I want the logo to be
spider logo eight man's around eight times around the outside
of it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
And associates, but make it say and ass period, frankiecho
and ass what do you got body?

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
What's You're not cool?

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
I've been dealing with this foot paint on the bottom
of my foot for like planet fashis no, no, no,
it's like right in the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
You got flat feet or you got arches.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
I don't know, good question a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
I don't know. If you kind of feels like a sprain,
like kind of like in the muscle in between.

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
Here, Yeah, Planner Planet fash itis.

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
It kind of feels like a strain, and I thought
it was because I'd been I have a few pairs
of shoes, I thought I thought it was because I
was changing between them, like two frequently, and so I've
been wearing the same pair of shoes for like the
past two weeks, two and a half weeks. Still there,
still dealing with it, and I can't really rest the
foot because gotta move.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Yeah, I gotta move your left foot. It's my right foot,
your right foot. Okay, so maybe dressed to the left
for the next week. Probably too much weight on that side.
You know what I'm saying. There you go, yeah, yeah,
switch sides, even it out. You'll feel uncomfortable, but your
fot will feel better.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Guy, you got the crossball or baseball? Roll your foot
on that bad boy.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Try that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
It's a good way. I got the little cross ball.
Every day I want to take my shoes, my shoes off,
roll them out, and you hear all the pops in
your feet and like that doesn't sound.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Maybe go get a pedicure, have a massage your feet.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
It might be a bad idea, but it's been super
annoying to deal with, Like, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Not it doesn't hurt, it's just real annoying.

Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
No, it hurts, but not like all the time. And
I'll feel it taking steps every now and then, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
You're walking normally and then out of nowhere. Oh yeah yeah,
because then you're sitting there worried, like is this the day?
Is this the is the major injury coming? Is my
achilles heel about to explode? Even though it's not connected
to the part.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
That hurts, but like everything is connected somehow, m hm.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
The foot bones connected to the heel bone.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
He'll eventually Again, everything starts with your foot. Your foot
literally is like the support for your whole body, so
like it could be could be out of whack and
your knee and then your foot's having to kind of
balance it out, so then your foot ends up taking
the damage from it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Have you tried putting it in rice?

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
A good question, that's your problem.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Try that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Try that tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
Did you try like taking it out of the shoe
and then putting it back in the shoe? I have
tried that, okay, but did you count a ten?

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Luck?

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Do you try taking the shoe off and then blowing
in the shoe and then putting the shoe back on.

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
I haven't done that one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Have you tried pinching yourself to focus on that pain
instead of the pain in your foot.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
I've tried that one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
That one.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
Try to try the other two things. Yeah, yeah, I'll
try the other two things and then rolling on all
the color crossball?

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Do you have a baseball?

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Okay, I was gonna say, you feel like you should
have a babe. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
Or you can get like a water bottle, plastic water
bottle filled with ice, freeze it and then.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Just roll it like that. Oh that would feel so good. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Like fact, wine bottle works too. I know you don't
drink wine. We only drink bush lad on this podcast anyway,
it's not that Robert bottle. Well, like I know that
the wine bottle won't break, like with the pressure. I
don't know, uhh, I.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Mean, I don't think you should be slamming a ship
ton of pressure.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
Down there, I know, but like I know, I remember
when I entered my foot before the doctors like you
can use a wine bottle just because wine bottles won't break.
They're like, don't just use like a random glass bottle
you find it's probably very smart. Yeah, because then like
now I have a cut foot and a herd foot
already double.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Just make sure you don't put it in a waffle
maker or a George Forman.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
George Wyman grell alright, b and pce, I kind of
have those all around my house, so I try house
is actually George Wyman grill. A lot of people you
might think heat is good for it, but not grill
heat more of his house than not is George Forman grel.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
I think George Foreman never had a house shaped like
a George Forman grill. That'd be sick, that'd be a flex.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
You just go like topless half the time it's raining close.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
That bitch his his fucking house has a retractable roof
like minute made. Sorryking like the dyke.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
All right, that was a really good not cool sorry
teas and P's bros and peas.

Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
Thank you.

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at Price of a ZJ, and Brett says, besides Coldplay,
what is the worst concert to get caught cheating on
your wife? At side note, the memes are awesome, but
now my algorithm thinks I actually like cold Play. That's
that's a fair point.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
So I guess it's just kind of like what music
would be the most embarrassing for you to get caught liking?

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
So I think it's not even that because like you
could say like Nickelback or whatever. It's like, I don't
know about that. To me, it would be like something
like kids.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Show Yeah, that's what I was kind of thinking too.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
If you went to like a like Miss Rachel live
or like like Bluie.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Live in the Houston Orchestra or some shit like that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Yeah, like Cinderella Live or something like that, like getting
caught like why are you at a kids thing with her?

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
What is what?

Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
Like Disney on Ice?

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
Disney on Ice? But he said concerts specifically. But if
you saw like Miss Rachel, she sings songs, so that
would count as a concert of Sesame Street Live. They
sing songs too. I think they sing songs on Disney. Okay,
that counts then. Yeah, that'd be wild to get like
caught cheating a Disney on Ice, right like I would.
That would be a tough band is better than that?

(01:26:04):
And like Coldplay, Yeah, everybody's like, yes, says a Coldplay fan,
that's fun. That was a funny bit.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
I mean the worst one, woul would probably be just
at a concert for whoever your significant other's favorite band
is Like if you didn't go with them, yeah, he
like you went to the concert without them and were
cheating on them. Probably had to come up with some exhues.
She's like, Oh, they're come in town. Let's go like, sorry,
I have to work. Then you take them to her

(01:26:31):
favorite band. That would be a tough one.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Yeah, I would say though. Yeah, so if you had
to pick one band, then would be it would be
a good girl band.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Like Sabrina Carpenter still love saying, oh, you know what,
just a Taylor Swift concert, because then all the Swifties
would be after you. You'd get like you'd be done.
You did a bad thing at a Taylor Swift concert.
That's disrespectful to Taylor. Therefore fans must ruin your life.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
That's actually the best answer. Yeah, they would be very
mean to you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
You don't, you don't. They would probably reference you in
a song, but like not in a good way. You
don't bring that bad energy to a Taylor Swift comment.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
We don't cheat at the show's.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
And it's like, fuck being a bad boyfriend at the
artist who wrote half of her songs about bad boyfriends.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Okay, so I still think like a kid's anything concert.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
That's just it. Yeah, that's that's embarrassing because.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
You're like and then like you're like, did you bring
your kid to cheat on your wife?

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
Like what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Even if you don't with you if you don't have
the kid, then that's almost weirder.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
I think so kids show the most embarrassing, worst one
for you is probably.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
Taylor'swift, Taylor Swift, because like you could if it's just
any like girl band or like teen pop anything, you
can be like, I don't know, like you can that
what he's obviously he was doing a dry gets a
puss like, Yeah, he was seeing Chappelle ron to try
and get chat. Well, he's seeing Chapel Roon to try
and get I don't know why I pronounced it like that.

(01:28:03):
Here's seeing Chapel Roone to try and get some puss.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
It's Chappelle roan. It's just Chapel Roone telling Dave Chappelle jokes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
I'd be fine that, I actually know that would be
the one. I wouldn't want to get cut.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Into saying the N word and everything. She's just telling
them all as it is.

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
She can say it. She's an ally.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
I don't think she can say it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
She says she's ally.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
No, it's on the flag now here.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Here's a good question for can he say it? No, No,
it actually is okay, so you know, you know who
Isaiah right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
Yeah, the white guy. No, he can't say it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
His dad is black. I found that out recently his day,
Like he came out completely white, but his dad is black,
you know what, Like it's a biological father.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
I can't say.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
See, that's the thing, Like I guess technically he can,
but when you come out and your skin is completely white,
you can't. That's gonna be tough for him, like I am,
but if I say it, I'm gonna get the shit
kicked out of me.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
Yeah, well, I know Morgan Wallen can say it, and
like he didn't have anything.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Can't say it. He keeps getting away with saying it's
a lot. Oh sorry that I saw a clip of
that that I found it out the other day and
that just sparked into my head and made me think
of it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
But yeah, cold Play, the Coldplay not counting, even though
I wouldn't be that embarrassed to be seeing it cold
but it's cold Play. You're just doing for the check, I.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
Mean, for the graving. It would honestly Buzzfest would be
because then you can't go to Buzfest anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
Yeah, Gravy amc Buzzfest And they'd been what the hell.
But yeah, uh, I'm trying to think, like Miss Rachel
Live would be a pretty embarrassing one to get caught at,
and especially if you didn't have your kid.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
Just like what dude perfect, put it in, put it in,
put it in. You get caught cheating at a dude
perfect show.

Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
But also it's like, I kind of just wanted to
see some sick tricks.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Why are you cheating at aer?

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
She wanted to see sick tricks too. How he bonded.
We watched sick tricks. You see what they shot the
ball from fifty feet up in the air. It's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
He's like, I'm gonna do that to you later.

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
And you're gonna say, dude, that's perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
Gross.

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
Uh all right. Next question is from Evan Aldridge.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
God damn it, you just read it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Evan Aldridge says what Superhero could have best stopped nine
to eleven? Answer the question, Pat, I.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Mean Superman, he's caught planes before.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
That's what I was saying, right as the Superman you
laser down a plane, But like Superman also could have
like gone taken the plane to the ground, ripped the
door open, beat the fuck out of the terrorists, and
then be like, gotta go to the other one. Boom,
beat the fuck out of the terrorists. Gotta go on
Pennsylvania bo Pentagon. Boom could have done all that worst

(01:31:03):
case scenario just lays the plane down with your eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Well, then you're killing all the people on it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
But at remember we had jets that were getting ready
to do that. Anyways, it was like, you'd rather if
you if it cost all the lives of these other
people to have these three plane four planes tragically go down.
They were like, we had to make that decision. But
like I think Stuperman would have just like, go stop
the plane, take it down, rip it up, and beat
the fuck out of the bad guys. No one dies.

(01:31:28):
Superman could do that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
But here's the thing. Also a Superman catching the plane,
there might be a jolt and someone could still like
jostle and get hurt, or you know, the guys had
box cutters. They could have still you know, attacked a
pilot on it. This isn't a real superhero, but I
have one that I just came up with that probably
could have done the best job. Not a real superhero,
his alter ego works at TSA. It's racial profiling man,

(01:31:53):
a little more tsa attention, like I don't like it either.
It's not a good superhero. But if that was a superhero,
I'd have been able to stop it completely from them
even getting on the plane.

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
Who is the guy that could go back in time?

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
I was trying to remember Strain, doctor Strange look at
me knowing that because he's got the eye of Agamemnon.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
Obviously, which is like the thing in Harry Potter where
they twisted so Hermione can go to all the classes
pretty much. That just like that, But like he could
go back and be like, oh what if I just
killed this a bit loud and done?

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
Not a problem anymore, I was gonna say, Or he
could go back and tip off to say, you need
to check these guys. But you know, we kind of
World War two, we had some advanced notices that an
attack was going to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
That yeah, I thing, So, yeah, what presidents the tightest
with George Bush? Or what super is the tightest of
George Bush? Because you could know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
But I know Super with Reagan back in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
Well then maybe Stupermakers, Hey George, Hey, deb what if
we didn't do the thing? We just called it off?
No now I'm going to read these kids.

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
I'm really enthrilled by this book right now. The cat
have you read this ship is electric?

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
Can you believe what this cat does to this house?

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
I like this book because there's not a lot of
big words.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
All I gotta say is that if a cat ever
comes to my house wearing a big hat and my
mom's not home, we're gonna party. We're gonna have a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
I'll tell you that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
It also doesn't sound.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
Anything he calls the party favors out of that hat.
If he gets my drift, it's Superman, though, it's got
to be Superman. It's got to be Superman. Oh in
green Lantern. He could also catch him with his ring.
But Superman, you know, he's the most power.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
You can fly up to it. He's got all the
power you can do it all.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
Spider Man, I don't think his webs are strong enough
to hold a fast moving plane.

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
What if he was on like the North Tower.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
I was just like.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
And just like, stop, don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
But the plane was flying right at it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
Yeah, but then you swing around because you're Spider Man.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
He ain't that strong. Remember, Spider Man barely held back
the l train in New York. I don't know if
it was the hell it was just a train. But
I don't he a plane Superman though he's got we've
got documented instances of Superman.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
Okay, okay, well it's like it's a bird, it's a plane.
That says they know he can fly like a plane,
So he's pretty much a plane. But you can also
punch planes and punch, and planes don't have that ability.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
That punching plane would be.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
Dope punching plane. Just what is it gena punch? I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
Birds flying towards the engine, it needs a punch. A
bird flies towards the engine, alert goes off a fist,
just pops out the signs like in Jackass.

Speaker 3 (01:34:40):
Yeah, the the big boxing mit, calm, Superman plans love
it done? All right? Um, great question, Evan. When I
saw that that we're not not using that this week.
This is from josh Tree cottle at Joshua Tree seven
to one to three, and he says, power rank old
guy phrase it. There were so many that he gave us.

(01:35:04):
They were great. The fivey gave us. So these these
old guy phrases, we're gonna powering. Newsflash, pal, you also
substitute news flash buddy, saying what's the damage when asking
about the bill. That's a good one. Look at what
the cat dragged in, saying these are dangerous when talking

(01:35:30):
about a food or a drink, and then saying hate
to burst your bubble.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
So basically dad phrases, just yeah, Dad.

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
Old guy phrases is what he said. I want to
go first on this one because I had to think
about these and I kind of flip flopped my list
because I was like, I say these and I'm not
I'm not willing to say I'm that old, even though
I am getting older. I don't think I'm that old.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
But you're young at heart.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
These are dangerous? Is number five. It could very well
be number one. It was like most used, but like
I feel like I say these are dangerous. Sometimes you're
like you ever had, dude, you tried those? Those are dangerous.
I could knock out a whole box of those.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
I say that work.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
I say it, yeah, trying to upsell.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
I'm like older people. You know the burgers.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
Those are dangerous.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
But you know I I got to cut back on
I can't even much as many more. Obviously, people love
what I made fat jokes about myself talking about food
at work.

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
There is an old guy. I put it five because
I use it too. Four is news flash pal. That
is an old guy saying. But I think it's more
of like an angry white guy phrase because that's always
the like list of like things angry white guys say.
Nudes flash buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
Most of these are pretty much just white guy phrase.
Yeah exact, actually all of them.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
Robert actually always tells me nudes flash Bud.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
Roberts like, I've never said any of those words back
to back in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
Three, I've got look what the cat dragged in. I
do say it sarcastically, but like every time I'm playing
Xbox in one of my friends hops and I'm like, well, well,
oh well well look at the catdact dinner. Who let
this guy in here?

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Oh they're letting anybody in here now, Yeah, I guess
just anyone can get into these paces. Those are all interchangeable,
and they're all cool.

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
I mean the same thing. Obviously. I think old dude
started him, but now we've kind of just hijacked it,
like that is funny to say to your friends, this guy,
you guys, you guys checked this case.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Id it's the theme of today. Cheap laughs are still laughs.

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
We'll laugh, we'll cry um to his hate to burst
your bubble? And then one is what's the damage? When
trying like asking about the bill like that is a
very old man saying, all right, what's the damage gonna be?
It's like, I don't know, forty three bucks he bought
lunch for two people like, it's not that all right?

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
He go, I hope it's not that damaging for you.

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
So what's the damage?

Speaker 5 (01:37:52):
One?

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Hate to burish your bubble is two? Look what the
catdacted in his three for his news slash five is
the ease are dangerous? Who what's to going next?

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
I'll go next, I'm going to hate to burst your bubble?
Five just love it, But I feel like I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
I hate to burst your bubble liberal, but this is
this I need to make that out of a bubble.
That's all you hear is your own bubble, your your
echo chamber.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
And also, honestly, most of time when people say hate
to burst your bubble, they don't hate it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
They'll be so exciting they're giddy about bursting your bubble. Yeah,
I agree, I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
Just a bunch of you know you No, no, no,
you were.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
More excited than you've ever been in your life to
tell me that my favorite player towards ACL weren't you.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Well guess what, news flash Pal, You're right I did.
That's my number four news flash Pal. Great but also
very old timing, just not really in my lexicon. Yeah,
I wish it was. I should start saying it, news
flash Pal. That'll actually I do need to start saying that,
because that'll annoy the fuck out of everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
Everybody and the comments on the YouTube right now, please
go comment news flash pal. But alternate plan buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
Uh three, I'm gonna go, what's the damage? Another one
just not as commonly used, but like, god, damn it
do I love it? It's so it's always a dad
saying it. Yeah every single time. Uh two is gonna
be I'd lost myself in the paragraph here? Where am I? Two?
These are dangerous? Like I said, I use that or

(01:39:17):
some form of that at work twice a week at least. Yeah,
that's that's my go.

Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
Yeah, dude, try these drinks that Pat made. You can
barely even taste the booze in them. Oh, these these
are dangerous that could put away a few of these.

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
I love them too, because that's my usual on a tables,
like talking to me, but I kind of have to
get back. I get to the point where, my god,
I can't do it as much anymore, and I rubb
and that'll make them laugh. And as they're laughing, I
kind of just walk.

Speaker 3 (01:39:40):
Away from say all right, guys, yeah, yeah, you'll take
it easy.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
Always end on a laugh. Number one just an all
time classic, the best of the bed. Look what the
cat dragged in? What they brought in, it's so dumb.
God knows where that one came from. It's gotta be
so old timy, but fuck, it's good.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
Every time I literally said it yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
It's it's you got to as a white dude, you
have to.

Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
Frank Curtis got on XPO. Look what the cat right
out of this guy exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
The cat is dragging you in. That's a big ass cat.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
They drink mice.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
It probably comes from like a tiger escaping the zoo
in nineteen twenty in like New York, and it actually
dragged a guy away. It's probably got like a tragic backstory,
and we use it as a joke.

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
Now. I just think it was like cats used to
bring cat's bringing in random shit that they kill for
dragging it in.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
It's a big thing.

Speaker 3 (01:40:28):
Well, cat dragged in like a mouse or a rat
or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
I saw a leopard drag a crocodile into a tree
two weeks ago. Yeah, dragged it right in.

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
I'll take any crocodile in that fight. Honestly, you would
think so leopards fuck up. Crocodile is not familiar with
the leopard's game.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Dude, they got game game, Robert, what's your list going?

Speaker 4 (01:40:48):
Number five? These are dangerous? Number four? Noose flash pal
I can't even say it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
I need Robert to start saying, news flash Palette rolls
off his tongue so horribly that it's perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:41:01):
Number three of going, what's the damage? Number two? Hate
to burst your bubble?

Speaker 3 (01:41:06):
Number one?

Speaker 4 (01:41:06):
Look what the cat drag did?

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
All right, this is a great power, rangis This is
a great powers Yeah, Josh Tree, buddy, that was awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
It must have been the hardest one for Robert just
because he's like, I'm not familiar with that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
I don't know any of these ones, but I'll just
make it up as I go.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
All Right, I spent a lot of time in Trader Joe's.
I don't hear these that often.

Speaker 3 (01:41:28):
The next question is from Amanda Jordan, and Amanda says,
what makes something a fetish? How do we define what's
weird enough to become one? I don't think a fetish
has to be weird. I think a fetish is, like.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
I guess, whatever gets you your jolly's well, my fetish tits.
It's a common fetish. Still.

Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
I was gonna say boobs is like a fetish, but
like that's not like, oh man, this guy likes boobs.
What's wrong with this fucking guy?

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
I love Asian girls kind of my fetish still, Like MILFs.
Couldn't watch Mulan as a as a child. I got
way too excited.

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
Yeah, all right, No, I think a fetish is really
just like the level of like fascination or like obsession
with like a certain thing or body part you have.
Like it doesn't have to be weird, Like you be
fascinated with ear lobes.

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
That's a weird one, though, I guess you see it
really just it's just whatever you're into. It's just it
only gets called a fetish when it's something that's not
super mainstreaming.

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
We don't kink shame.

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
We don't like a lot of people people say, oh
I have a foot fetish. There's I feel like that
shouldn't even say be fetish anymore because there's actually a
lot of foot guys out there.

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
Guys that like feet. Yeah, that's that's like, it doesn't
have to be weird. And the people that are weird,
I think a lot of times might just be masking
like what they're trying to say.

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
They don't like I do know there is one that
would be weird if you called it, you'r fetish, because
like you know, there's tit guys, there's ass guys. As
somebody was like, I just really like vagina. I have
a vagina fetish. I think, dude, that's gross.

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
Box guy, you're a fucking sick get in the box.
I stay there.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
No, I don't care if she's got a fat ass
or big titties. I'm just staring right at the muff
through the jeans.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
Lay there, lay on it on it, get all up
in there.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
Good fet I'm a bushman. Really love big bushes.

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
I mean, that's that's a category.

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
Yeah, it was. It's people just think of the weird ones.
But everything is a fetish.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
But it is weird to be like, oh, you're one
of those weird foot fetish guys. Like I think weird
goes with the word fetish, but I don't think it
necessarily believes with it. It belongs with it because like
you could be like ax is a football fetish.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
It's just anything that gets you sexually excited. I mean,
I guess you could say I have a gambling fetish.
You hit a long shot, bet you it wiggles.

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
Jackson dart throwing a dart from a yacht fetish. Like
a week ago, that was sick, a little hard. I'm
a little bit addicted to watching this video way too
many times.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
You watch too many.

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
I didn't touch myself to it, but like I was like, see, you.

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
Didn't do it. But like you watch too many Giants
highlights and you're like, am I you better get ready
to night.

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
They just showed the helmet Cants on NFL network.

Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
I just saw Eli's Hall of Fame announcement. Again. I
might start stretching.

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
Don't even remind me of that Hall of fame. Isn't
such an invalid fucking hall of fame?

Speaker 1 (01:44:17):
Oh that's right, I'm sorry. That's my recognizing. It's not
what we forgot that they didn't let him in on
the first one. That's my bad.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
By the way, we're boycotting every Hall of Fame thing,
So like, I will not call it the Hall of
Fame game. I will probably watch part of it, but
I will not call it the Just call it the
it's the game.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
It's the first game. It's played in front of eighteen
hundred people.

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
The Hall game, Hall's cough dropped, the game called.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
The Hall of Flame game, the Hall's Bowl. That's what
you should call it, the Hall of Flame game. You
should always call it the Hall of Flame until Eli
gets in.

Speaker 3 (01:44:51):
With a Canton game, can't get in game, that Ohio
game whatever. I don't know they fucking doing Ohio.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
Who plays football in Ohio?

Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
Cares? Who fucking freaking cares invalid Hall of Fame until
you guys in. Yeah, No, fetish is nothing that it
doesn't have to be weird. I think people use it
as a negative connotation, but that you can be, you know,
a fetish with anything. It's just normally not called fetish
when it's like mainstream.

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
That's another thing I'm gonna use that work so weird
everyone out. I'm gonna start telling people have a boom fetish.

Speaker 3 (01:45:24):
Well you got yeah fork fetish the forks, Well you
want a steak, you have a steak fetish.

Speaker 1 (01:45:31):
That would be weird. You're like, oh, look at this fork.
That's getting me hard.

Speaker 3 (01:45:34):
But just start saying that anything anybody likes at all
is their fetish. I mean, you have a thing about spoons.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
I hate spoons. I get angry at spoons.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
It's called a fascist.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
I actually get angry at people putting spoons in the
wrong place. Is my thing?

Speaker 3 (01:45:49):
Roberts got an astros fetish?

Speaker 1 (01:45:51):
Then again, I also do. Actually, I think my weirdest finish,
my weirdest thing for fetish would probably just be like
I love when girls are mean to me. That's my fetish. Yeah,
not super mainstream. My buddies call me kind of a
cook for liking that, But hey, you know, I'm not gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
Very different between that cook and just being mean to you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
Yeah, I mean, cook, bitch whatever. They use a lot
of terms.

Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
If she was like being mean to you and then
making you watch her fuck your friend, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Different to me, And I'm just like, I will fucking
marry you right now? Yeah yeah, hit me with that chonkow,
let's go yeah. Man, No, it doesn't be weird. It's
just something that people it's typically not a mainstream like interest.
I guess that people focus on and then people just
call it a fetish, So it doesn't It's just like,

(01:46:42):
if it's not what a lot of people consider mainstream,
I think that's when we go fetish.

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
But anything can be a fetish. It's a great question.
We learned a little bit today. Last question this week
is from Luke sin God, damn it all right, let's
do it. Robert just looked at it, all right. Luke
Sooyn says, if you went back in time and killed
baby Hitler, wouldn't that make you the worst person ever

(01:47:07):
when you came back, since everyone would just know you
as the guy that murdered a baby that they knew
nothing about. This was the case which you still kill
baby Hitler.

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
I would still kill baby Hitler because nobody knew about
nobody would know. Also, I'm not gonna get caught, no.
But you come back and they're like, dude, there's no
forensic evidence. Back then. You could just pun walk in,
punch the baby. And walk out and nobody would know.

Speaker 3 (01:47:30):
Yeah, it'd be really funny, like that's the guy that
killed like you fucking murdered a baby. This guy fucking
murdered a baby and he wants to he wants to
rent here, let your rent?

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
Uh you guys remember World War Two? What exactly? Fuck you?

Speaker 3 (01:47:45):
I stopped the deaths of like nine people. They would say,
you'd be too, They're like, no, I don't, and.

Speaker 1 (01:47:52):
I'd be like thank you or you're welcomer.

Speaker 3 (01:47:54):
Then they would just think you're crazy because it didn't happen.
This is like a real butterfly question. Fox were like,
you are an asshole because you murdered a baby that
they would have thought it was just an innocent German baby, Austria,
Austrian baby, whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
Honestly, it probably al ssoll would have happened, and it
would have just been Eichman who was the head of
the Reich instead of number two. Germany was in a
pissed off mood for a while after a while, I
think that Second War was coming one way or the other,
you know what, You.

Speaker 3 (01:48:21):
Know what, I'm gonna just go out on limb and
say that obviously, because I could have to do this.
At some point, I would do this. I would I
would take out the H Man as a baby, and
I would be the martyr coming back into present day times.
You know I would do that for you guys. I
just you know, as I the last thing I want
is a Holocaust. And I don't know if any of

(01:48:42):
you guys know that about me, Like I'm I probably
hate the Holocaust more than anybody in this room does.
So like it's like I'm an impath, so I like,
I fucking hate the Holocaust. Pat he's a little bit
okay with it, like not okay, he doesn't love the Holocaust,
but like paths and like not condemned it like I
just did. I would take out the H Man and
I would come back and I beg, yeah, you know what,
you can't stand the bad guy. But I protected us

(01:49:03):
from the good, from from like not seeing the good days,
so now we're always in the good days.

Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
Here's a philosophical question off of that one for you.
If you believe what I said, how somebody else would
have stepped up. It might have been somebody who was
a little bit less fucking crazy and small man syndrome
of him. So maybe he wouldn't have been dumping a
bunch of money into the occult and trying to fight
a war on three fronts. Maybe it would have been
a smarter leader and more people would have ended up dying.

(01:49:30):
So maybe do you let Hitler live? Because somehow Hitler
was the lesser of two evils even though he's like
the most evil man of all time. That's a question.
I'm I would still kill him just because I want
to kill a German baby. It's always been a dream
of mine.

Speaker 3 (01:49:45):
I don't want to kill a German baby. I just
take out age man, sorry, an Austrian baby, my bad
would Yeah, I don't want to, just like I don't.
I would just specifically Hitler. That's the only one I
would go back.

Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
You know what I could.

Speaker 3 (01:49:56):
I could take up in Loaden too, we had to
if the if you need, if the world needed me
to be the bad guy in that too. I could
be like Ali North. He tried to take down Ben
Laden and then he got al Gore took him down,
being like, hey, he is not a threat to America.
I fucking just pulled that out my ass.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
I mean I al Gore did invent the internet, so
all the tools that we used with the Internet. I
guess you could give al Gore a credit for taking
out bin laden. With out the Internet, we don't have
all that other stuff that helps us. Fine, that's true,
no GPS.

Speaker 3 (01:50:27):
I would still even though I would probably be the
worst guy to a lot of people, I would, uh,
I would. I would take the bullet for you.

Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
I mean, like one German town would hate you. The
news wouldn't get out past that.

Speaker 3 (01:50:38):
But like if you came back that if you came
back and they were just like, that's the guy that
just killed a baby, like why did you?

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
I did.

Speaker 3 (01:50:46):
I prevented a lot of things, like any killer could
say that, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:50:48):
Here's how I know people would not know who you are.
Nobody knows the name of the guy that killed the
Lindbergh baby. You just know the Lindburg baby got killed.

Speaker 3 (01:50:59):
Yeah, yeah, I would do it for for for the society.

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
A lot of the time, people don't remember the killer name.

Speaker 3 (01:51:05):
Robert. Would you kill the h man? But you had
like if you can't, first off, people would think you
would ask well, I think if you just were like
the guy.

Speaker 4 (01:51:14):
Yeah the baby, Yeah, no, yeah, I would. I would
take the hit you take it. I take the hit.

Speaker 1 (01:51:18):
Also, if more people hate you, that means less people
are talking to you.

Speaker 3 (01:51:22):
Okay, that's kind of a plus little piece, a little
piece and quiet. Like actually, honestly, like as a podcast,
big of us to admit that we would we were
essentially sacrificing ourselves for the world to not have to
go through World War two. And like, I don't know
where we rank on like all time podcasts, but I
think there's a lot of podcasts that probably wouldn't do that.
So again, not patting ourselves in the back, but I'm

(01:51:43):
just saying, like, good on you guys, Good on you guys,
good on you. Hey, thanks. I didn't want to. I
don't want to call myself good on you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
And that's what I appreciate.

Speaker 3 (01:51:52):
We're more of like a wee podcast and not a
me podcast. And there's a lot of podcasts out there
and we're me first.

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
Oh I'm all about being a team player.

Speaker 3 (01:52:00):
Yeah, that's all we do. We never talk about how
we're selfish.

Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
I don't want to be the star. I just want
to be the vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:52:04):
How about us. It's about you guys enjoying things.

Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
Actually, is there any bigger way to be a vibes
guy than killing the most hated man in history. Yeah,
and eave it for everybody else's vibes, not my own.

Speaker 3 (01:52:15):
And look at Jesus had ticked in the devil, so
like he's a pretty pretty liked guy.

Speaker 1 (01:52:23):
Good Jesus, good guy. I'll go out on the women
say it.

Speaker 3 (01:52:25):
You know what I said this Jesus, And I said, wow,
what a good guy. This Jesus guy is.

Speaker 1 (01:52:33):
Jesus Christ, who was a good guy.

Speaker 3 (01:52:35):
You ain't never seen Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
Put the heck up.

Speaker 3 (01:52:39):
Fatty in my head, it sounded like you said a
different word at the end there, I said, I know,
but I was laughing so like I paused for a second.
I was like, that's getting bleeped. Quote to Papa John's
have the SHEKELRONI tell him we killed the h men
because of this, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:53:00):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:53:01):
And on that note, I am at Alex Jmilt, Pat
Pat Dan, Robert is at Robert Bobosa zero three. We
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Please subscribe to our YouTube channel. If you're on the
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(01:53:23):
and give us a comment. News flash, pal let us
know if you take down the h Man new slash pal,
I would kill baby Hiller. Yeah there you go, same, same, same,
But yeah at past gay pod follow us on all socials? Dude,
what did uh? What what we did numbies on? Uh?
What was the fucking topic? You're third world country, like

(01:53:44):
the world country, world country. So many people were you
fucking eard it? Pop blah blah, like they got really
like a lot of war Nerds, We're fucking on our asses.
I was just like, yeah, no, dude, hey man, somebody
asked us a question. We didn't know anything. We tried
to rank it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:58):
Can't believe people didn't love my sand and Air Force
take on that one that did it. I thought that
was a sound strategy.

Speaker 3 (01:54:06):
Every couple of days that I checked TikTok, I was like,
oh fuck, seventy five comments.

Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
On it, like what not a Penia people from Kenya?

Speaker 3 (01:54:13):
A lot of like paragraph comments too, where it's just
people explaining geography to us, And I don't fucking know.

Speaker 1 (01:54:19):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:54:20):
All right, that's the thing. You asked this question to
answer them, and we're not gonna always know the answers.

Speaker 1 (01:54:24):
When they leave a long comment, you should just reply
thanks for the support. Not gonna read all that, but
I'm happy for you or sorry that happened. Appreciate the support, man, all.

Speaker 3 (01:54:33):
Right, m Yeah, at passapod Ali sham out to that,
not Pat Dane, at Robert or Bosa zero three. Let
go to the random celebrity generator. Who's going first. I'll
take Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath, not Ozzy. Ozzy does not count.
I'll take Ozzy.

Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
I was gonna say, I was doing that to open
it up for if Ozzie comes up and I lose
it that way, it will be the funniest one yet.

Speaker 3 (01:54:57):
Black Sabbath, Ozzy. I'm gonna go. David Bowie.

Speaker 4 (01:55:01):
You should have gone slash.

Speaker 3 (01:55:03):
Yeah, he's.

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
Tommy Iomi, he's the guy that died.

Speaker 3 (01:55:09):
Well that's just the picture I used to get Peo mad.
All right, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, David Bowie, Iiker, Cassius,
Monica Selis, Ellen DeGeneres, Anthony Wilding, Thomas Muster, Anne Hathaway,
Bert Lancaster, Cameron Diaz, run it back.

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
God, that's a white group.

Speaker 3 (01:55:33):
Carmen Miranda, Bob Matthias, You two, Chris, Christian Stewart, Rita Hayworth,
John Voyd, Lee Marvin and Walter Payton. One more, one
the more. All right, this counts. This is the last one.

Speaker 1 (01:55:43):
Come on, Black Sabbath.

Speaker 3 (01:55:45):
We always do three Black Sabbath. Ozzy Osbourne and David
Bowie fuck, Justine Hennan, Terry Wogan, Rex Harrison, Patricia Arquette,
Manuel or Rontez, Rod Lover, James Kahn and Leanne Rhymes.

(01:56:05):
Nobody got it all right, Have a great rest of
your week. Be good to each other until we talk
to you next time. Past the gravy, Yeah, bitches.

Speaker 1 (01:56:16):
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Speaker 2 (01:56:23):
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a past the great Gray we go and fishing for
your bitch today with drunk and Houston Houston baby, and
we go ahead and lick and we'll get rich today.

Speaker 3 (01:56:39):
Nch bitch Houston. That's just on town. Passa gravy passa loud, loud.

Speaker 1 (01:56:44):
We can talk and go for hours.

Speaker 2 (01:56:46):
Entertainment, superpower, Gravy Gang getting louder, louder cast up, No
childer Man we laugh, no prouderling about baby powder, the
topping lead spreads, as were listen to a past the
Hey Gray wall Away fishing for your bitch today with
Chunk in Houston now Houston Bay, we go ahead and

(01:57:07):
Linck can We'll get rich today, rich bitch

Speaker 5 (01:57:25):
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