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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One of us six Boy seven LIGHTFM, Miley, Cyrus, Cubby
and Christine in the morning producer Kristin and.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
A Happy Tuesday to you.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
July twenty ninth, another hot day high to day of
ninety eight, hazy, hot, and humid.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
The three hes as they say, and yeah, stay hydrated.
I know it sounds so cliche to say stay hydrated,
but it's important.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Really can be serious.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, especially if you're a little older, you know, just
take it easy if you can. Hopefully we'll have a
good show today because I thought I had bad luck
coming to us today, but I'm reconfirming on the internet
that maybe not.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Last night, so I broke a Buddha, a Buddha statue.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yah oh, and I got nervous about it. My wife
and I went to Hong Kong like seven years ago
and we bought a little Buddha and it's in the bathroom.
And Coco, we have a little window shade in the
bathroom and whatever I shower or she showers, we bring
the window shade down and there's a boodo over there. Well,
(00:57):
Coco showered last night and then when she was done,
I wanted to open the shade up.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
So Sun comes in in the morning.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, and I hit the Buddha that was on the
windows hill and it shattered, went downh went down, and I.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Actually got nervous.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I know, I actually went to chat GPT and I
was like, am I gonna have bad luck if I
accidentally broke a Buddha? And it says accidentally breaking a
Buddha does it mean you're destined for bad luck? In
most Buddhist traditions, in tension matters far more than accidents.
(01:32):
And then it went on to talk about if you
really want to be respectful, you can get the pieces
of the Buddha and take it to your yard and
bury it under a tree and just say you're sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Are you gonna bury Buddha?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
And I'm so nuts. I actually took all of a piece.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It's wrapped in a Kleenex right now by my bed
and today when I get home, I'm gonna bury Buddha.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Does Coco know that Buddha Buddha down?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
She was. Actually she took the heat. She was like,
that's my fault. I kind of moved did a little
bit when I closed the shade, and you know.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
She goes.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You should have been more careful. When you open the shade.
But but she was in bed, like getting like on
her phone and then yeah, oh boy. And then I
looked at her and she's like, we got that in Hong.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That's what I was thinking. It's special because I don't
want to remit in because it's Hongdoy.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
But we do have other Buddhas, but I.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Was Hong Kong Buddha.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I couldn't believe.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Thanks Christine for making it worse. But again it says
it was an accident. It's okay, Like, yes, no, euro
if I was yelling at the Buddha and when I
hate you, right and then I threw it, then I'd
probably be dead right now.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I would still bury it.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You're sorry, Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
And just you know, next time you're in Hong Kong,
because that happens every day. Yeah, just get another one.
We have a funny little Buddha theme going on here,
because last night Eric was talking with me and he
was saying that this was, you know, in the before times,
before the pandemic. We went to Maui and he was like,
remember the beautiful lavender fields we went to and there
(03:04):
was this gorgeous Buddha statue, and we both kind of
just hung out and it was so peaceful. This was
just last night. Wow, Buddha, Buddha.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Wow, you talked about it last night.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yes, I wonder if it happened at the same time.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh that Oh whoa. I'm just saying, what time was
it last night?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Eight thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'm hands to god it was when it broke last night.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
That might have been like the exact time, like the
exact time.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You Better bury that, Buddha, Better bury that, Buddha, Buddha
at ten forty five this morning, when I get home,
you're gonna be safe.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
And then the ground and it's gonna be hot today
One of us six Boy seven LIGHTFM, Miley, Cyrus, Cubby
and Christine in the morning producer Kristin and.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
A Happy Tuesday to you.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
July twenty ninth, another hot day high to day of
ninety eight, hazy, hot, and humid.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
The three hes as they say, and yeah, stay hydrated.
I know it sounds so cliche to say stay hydrated,
but it's important.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Really can be serious.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, especially if you're a little older, you know, just
take it easy if you can. Hopefully we'll have a
good show today because I thought I had bad luck
coming to us today, but I'm reconfirming on the internet
that maybe not.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Last night, so I broke a Buddha, a Buddha statue.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yah oh, and I got nervous about it. My wife
and I went to Hong Kong like seven years ago
and we bought a little Buddha and it's in the bathroom.
And Coco, we have a little window shade in the
bathroom and whatever I shower or she showers, we bring
the window shade down and there's a boodo over there. Well,
(00:57):
Coco showered last night and then when she was done,
I wanted to open the shade up.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
So Sun comes in in the morning.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, and I hit the Buddha that was on the
windows hill and it shattered, went downh went down, and I.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Actually got nervous.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I know, I actually went to chat GPT and I
was like, am I gonna have bad luck if I
accidentally broke a Buddha? And it says accidentally breaking a
Buddha does it mean you're destined for bad luck? In
most Buddhist traditions, in tension matters far more than accidents.
(01:32):
And then it went on to talk about if you
really want to be respectful, you can get the pieces
of the Buddha and take it to your yard and
bury it under a tree and just say you're sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Are you gonna bury Buddha?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
And I'm so nuts. I actually took all of a piece.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It's wrapped in a Kleenex right now by my bed
and today when I get home, I'm gonna bury Buddha.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Does Coco know that Buddha Buddha down?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
She was. Actually she took the heat. She was like,
that's my fault. I kind of moved did a little
bit when I closed the shade, and you know.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
She goes.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You should have been more careful. When you open the shade.
But but she was in bed, like getting like on
her phone and then yeah, oh boy. And then I
looked at her and she's like, we got that in Hong.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That's what I was thinking. It's special because I don't
want to remit in because it's Hongdoy.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
But we do have other Buddhas, but I.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Was Hong Kong Buddha.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I couldn't believe.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Thanks Christine for making it worse. But again it says
it was an accident. It's okay, Like, yes, no, euro
if I was yelling at the Buddha and when I
hate you, right and then I threw it, then I'd
probably be dead right now.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I would still bury it.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You're sorry, Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
And just you know, next time you're in Hong Kong,
because that happens every day. Yeah, just get another one.
We have a funny little Buddha theme going on here,
because last night Eric was talking with me and he
was saying that this was, you know, in the before times,
before the pandemic. We went to Maui and he was like,
remember the beautiful lavender fields we went to and there
(03:04):
was this gorgeous Buddha statue, and we both kind of
just hung out and it was so peaceful. This was
just last night. Wow, Buddha, Buddha.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Wow, you talked about it last night.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yes, I wonder if it happened at the same time.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh that Oh whoa. I'm just saying, what time was
it last night?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Eight thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'm hands to god it was when it broke last night.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
That might have been like the exact time, like the
exact time.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You Better bury that, Buddha, Better bury that, Buddha, Buddha
at ten forty five this morning, when I get home,
you're gonna be safe.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
And then the ground and it's gonna be hot today
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