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June 4, 2025 • 19 mins
The Best Of Courtney And Kiss In The Morning
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, you guys ready for War the Roses. We're

(00:03):
going to Plantsville. We have got a page on the line.
Page thinks it's her boyfriend that's cheating. Good morning, Page,
how are you?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm sorry that we're meeting under these circumstances, but obviously,
you know, War the Roses is all about finding out
if your significant other is cheating.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I do think that he's up to something because he
blew me off on Friday night and I've recently seen
like sketch texas Texas come through on his phone.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, okay, you think he's cheating because he blew you
off on a Friday night and you've seen sketchy text messages. Yes,
I don't know if that's is that enough for like?
I mean, are you fighting? Like, did you have an
argument and he blew you off? Or is it something?
Is it out of the ordinary for you not to
see him on a Friday night?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I mean usually we do hang out every weekend. Okay,
and he has been kind of short over tech as well.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Hmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
But I don't know if I'm just like making stuff
up because of everything else, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, sometimes women do that you guys have like, uh,
was that old saying you turn aunt into a molehill
or some mole into a mount.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Something like that. I'm not even correcting, No, but you
guys know what I mean, right, Yes, you're stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Don't listen to him, page, I am here for you, honestly.
We're gonna call up Connor anyway. I don't feel like
him blowing you off once and then maybe a random
tax is enough for us to really think he's cheating.
But I am up for doing it if you guys are, Yeah,
why not? Yeah, I mean, we're here find out. Is
there any anything in particular in these sketchy text messages

(01:45):
I need to know about? Or were they just like weird?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
They were from women? I know that, okay, because I
saw the name pop up, but like, you know how
on a phone, like you can't see the message. Yeah, yeah,
it was like that.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh and it was women. Okay, well listen, I'm gonna
put you on hold. You're gonna be listening in. We're
gonna call Connor. We're gonna have a floorist offer him
roses and try to get some information out of them.
If you would like to confront him at any point,
do it? Okay, okay, hold on, you'll be listening in.
I don't know, Savannah, I feel like this is not
enough info to think a guy's cheating. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I feel like sometimes when you have the hunch, it's
just like a series of little things and you're.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Like, hello, Hi is Connor there?

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Uh yeah, this is hey Connor.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
This is Maggie over at Flowers Express in Plantsville.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
How's it going?

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Good?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Good?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Are good?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Thank you so much for asking.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I'm doing all this morning, just giving you a quick
little courtesy call. I'll let you know you are the
winner of our online weekly contest.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Congrats.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Uh thanks, I don't remember entering for anything, but hey,
I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
So you just want yourself a three dozen roses.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
They're long stem, they're absolutely gorgeous. So the one catch
is it.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Is a pay it forward promotion, so I can't send
the flowers directly to you, unfortunately, but if you're willing,
we can send them to somebody on your behalf so
you look like the hero.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Okay, cool, Hey, that works out.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
That's great, fabulous.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Okay, Well, I've got a little card in front of me.
If you want to maybe write a message to whoever
you want to send them to.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Oh sure, sure, for sure. Yeah, okay, just put on
put on their congratulations.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
I love you, congratulations, I love you.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, I like that.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Can I have a name to put on the card?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yeah, can you send it to April?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Please to April?

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Awesome.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Now is April like a girlfriend special someone in your life?

Speaker 5 (03:49):
No? No, no, April is my sister. She just had
a baby.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh that's awesome. Oh my gosh, boy or girl.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
It's a girl. It's a girl.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Oh my goodness. I feel like the time you're everybody's
having babies are just so cute.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Wish Connor, Connor, Yes, Hello.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's Paige. That's Paige, your girlfriend, Connor. I'm gonna jump in.
It's Courtney Walmart, Jeff. The florist is Savannah. You're on
Kiss ninety five seven, and your girlfriend Page is on
the line. Go ahead, Paige.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I don't understand. First of all, I don't understand why
I don't know about April and your sister, And why
have you never sent me flowers? Why aren't these flowers
going to me?

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Uh? High Page? I Paige, I think you have our
relationship confused? What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
What do you mean? How would she have your relationship confused?
Did you break that page?

Speaker 5 (04:48):
We're not We're not. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend. We're
not dating. We are we.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Are, we've been we've been dating for months.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
We have not been dating for months. We we hook
up at night. We we have never we've never even
gone on a date. Page.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
But this has been going on for four months and
you've never sent me flowers?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Can I just say to you because we we hooked,
we hook up late at night, page like, we are not,
we are not boyfriend girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Then why would you be showing me along for four months?

Speaker 5 (05:30):
I don't believe I was treating you along.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Okay, I need to back the bus up.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Bring it back, back up the bus.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Connor, you're saying that you've never gone on a date
or taken her on a date and you only go
over for it. Sounds like a booty call late at night.
Is that correct?

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yes? Okay, that is the nature of our relationship page.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Have you been on a date with Connor?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
We hang out. We we hang out every weekend page.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Have you guys ever had any kind of talk about
where this relationship was going, or putting a label like
I'm just trying to understand or being exclusive.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah no, I haven't Okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
I don't think like this is I don't think this
is something we can continue, Like I don't want any
more booty calls, nothing like that. Like, I just don't
think you can handle this.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
All right, Well, this sounds like a great, great place
and it page. You've got your answers. I'm sorry that
you thought it was more of a relationship than he did,
but it sounds like just a bunch of miscommunication. Yeah,
and I get it because I'm not like a booty
call girl either. Page, I would think that I was
dating somebody as well. Kind of yeah, ish, all right,

(06:40):
well listen, I'm gonna put you on whole page that
we can checks. I don't want to leave you. I
don't want to hang up with you upset or anything. Connor.
I do appreciate you being one hundred percent honest today.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Yeah, no problem. Is my sister getting those flowers or
do I actually need to buy or something?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
You know what, We're going to make an exception and
I'm going to send your sister flowers so you know
you hold on too, so and get her address. Both
of you hold on well. Grey's anatomy Star one of
your favorites. Savannah Ellen Pompeo was detained by the TSA
because of the snacks she packed for her recent flights.
She said, I had a bag of sunflower seeds, organic
seeds from air wand market, which is a very expensive market,

(07:17):
I guess in LA. She says, they were the most
expensive sunflower seeds money can buy. She says they held
me for an hour and even brought in the bomb squad.
They told her it was a chemical on the packaging,
so much for those organic seeds. The packaging was full
of so many chemicals. They called the bomb squad.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Not gonna lie though, like all respect at CSA, I
got some beef because I tried to bring a jar
of peanut butter through at Bradley Airport and they told
me peanut butter was liquid and I am still fighting
that peanut butter is not a liquid.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Okay, but wait, was it the natural peanut butter? I
don't know. If it was all natural, then it's more
like a liquid because it's got all the liquid and
oil on.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
There was no oil on top. This was solid peanut
butter coordinator.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Maybe there's people with peanut butter allergiesanah, yeah, no allergies,
because you can't even They don't even certain nuts on
pills anymore.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
They told me, ma'am, peanut butter is a liquid.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
All right, Well we need to google that, they say.
The new it girl of Summers Addison Ray now known
as Addison, with her album dropping tomorrow. When fans pre
ordered her album, they were shocked to see her website
promoted as the first and last album by Addison Ray.
She explains, I feel like I've surpassed Addison Ray. I'm
just Addison now, and that this year's Coachella Charlie XCX
announced the end of Brat Summer to make way for

(08:28):
Addison Ray Summer. So get ready, it's about to happen.
And finally, Sabrina Carpenterson fans into a frenzy I told
you by posting a video of her and booty shorts
hitchhiking on a dirt road, and finally taking to Instagram
to share a teaser for her new song called Manchild,
posting this one's about you. Manchild out Thursday, eight pm,
Special Vinyl out now. If I was Barry Kyogan, I

(08:50):
would run and hide right now. It's totally all about
her acts for sure. Check out her post kiss ninety
five to seven dot com slash Courtney good news for
dog owners. I am loving this. Oh my god. There's
a new pill that they're researching right now that extends
the life of your dog aged ten and older. My
dog's eleven. Anyway, it improves the quality of their life.

(09:12):
It's designed specifically for senior dogs of most sizes, but
specifically large and giant breeds. I used to have a
Great Dane. Usually they only live to be like seven.
The bigger the dog, you know, the less lifeespan. Anyway,
they're saying it's showing huge promise right now. It's just
a pill extends the life of your older dog. Oh
my god, that is such good news. Harry up and

(09:32):
get it on the market because seriously, he's eleven and
I need it now. Savannah, You've got good news if
you're on Tinder. Yeah, So they just released a new filter.
And I use the word filter lightly.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
It's like a soft filter, okay, but it's a height filter,
which is really interesting.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Okay. Tinder says it's to help.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
People connect more intentionally, and the guys out there be
lying about their hype a lot, just saying what do
you mean?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
What does it filter? It says if you're lying or not.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
No, So basically like if you're a taller girl and
you're like, I only want a guy that's you know,
six foot or older. It's not going to completely restrict
people that don't fit in the high requirement, but it
will push the.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Guys that fit it closer to the top.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
It is a paid subscription, but it is sparking a
lot of hate online with the Justice for All Us
Short Kings movements.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, have at it. It's Tinder. You're out there, you
pick what you want, so you got to be able
to write it down, all right, Jeff, what do you forget?
News man?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Connecticut is really putting this pizza thing all in one
basket because people flying in the tweed new Haven Airport
will be reminded of Connecticut It's title as Pizza Capital
of the US. Yeah, with a brand new statue art
piece that's hanging on the wall slice of pizza. Yeah,
it's like the stay to Connecticut. And then at the
bottom where New Haven County is there's a big slice

(10:44):
of pizza covering it.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, all in on pizza this year in Connecticut.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
I absolutely love it. So Gracie Abrams is coming to
TD Garden. Don't forget you got to join us this morning.
We've got tickets we want to hook you up with.
So set a reminder be here to win Gracy Abrams tickets.
This morning's seven to ten on who said it? Off
the air?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
It's so easy to play, but we over complicate things
in our head in the studio and then it becomes
a bleep show.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, I get confused easy, I really do. So we've
got three statements that were made off the air in
the studio here. If you can identify correctly identify who
said two of them, you're gonna go see Gracey Abrams perfect.
Are you guys ready? I just want to say we
are some weird people. No, don't say don't don't include
me in the next or me, but go ahead, Sam,
include yourself? All right? Who said it off the air? Staved?

(11:34):
Number one? I used to put deodorant on my inner thighs?
Who said that? Stavid? Number two? What's the big bird
that runs really fast and goes beetp.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Stavid.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Number three, I love this music, Bet, I don't know why.
And statement number three, I'm sorry I don't work out
and shop online in the middle of the show. Who
said that? All right? Who said it off the air?
Correctly identify two of the three statements. You'll go see
Gracy Abrams TD Garden eight six oh two four seven
nine to five seven zero, Gina and Christopher on the line.

(12:08):
Right now, we are playing who said it off the air?
Up for grabs Gracy Aprams tickets TD Garden. All you
have to do is correctly identify who said two of
these statements to win. Are you guys ready to play? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Well, Christopher's nine silent.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Okay, alright, alright, Gina, here we go. Stated number one.
I used to put deodorant on my inner thighs. Who
said that? Courtney, Savannah or Walmart? Jeff rightne Ah stated
number two? What's the big bird that runs really fast
and goes beep beep? Myself? Savannah or Walmart?

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Jeff Divanna?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
All right? And state mid number three, I'm sorry I
don't work out and shop online in the middle of
the show. Who said that? Myself? Savannah or Walmart?

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Jeff, Walmart Jeff.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
So, Gina, you only got one ride.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I'm saying likely you could have lied.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
So close but so far away. But thank you guys
for playing of a great day.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Thank you too, all right?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Who said it off the air?

Speaker 5 (13:06):
Aight?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Six? O two four seven nine five seven, Oh, Josh
in Southington is on the line. We're gonna play who
said it off the air? For those tickets to see
Gracie Abrams TD Garden. Are you ready to play? Josh?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yes, I am all right.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Josh. I've got three statements. All you gonna do is
correctly identify two. Who said them? Are you ready? Stated
number one? I'm ready. I used to put deodorant on
my inner thighs. Who said that myself? Savannah or Walmart?
Jeff okay? Stated number two? What's the big bird that
runs really fast and goes be beep?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Walmart? Jeff?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Walmart Jeff? And statement number three, I'm sorry I don't
work out and shop online in the middle of the show.
Who said it myself? Savannah or Walmart? Jeff?

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Gordy A, Josh, you only got one right?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
You only got one right, Josh, gotta get two out
of three. Thanks for playing all right? Who set It
off the air? Eight six oh two four seven ninety
five seven Oh, Brittany in Newington on the line, getting
ready to play Who set It off the air? For
those tickets to see Gracy Abrams? Are you ready to
play with us? Brittany? Yes, okay, I've got three statements.
You correctly identify who said two of them, and you're

(14:10):
gonna win the tickets. Here we go, Stavid Number one, Brittany,
I used to put deodoran on my inner thighs. Who
said it myself? Savannah or Walmart Jeff?

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Savannah?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Stpid number two? What's the big bird that runs really fast?
He goes Bebep. Did I say it? Savannah? Or Walmart? Jeff?
You and Britney state bid number three? I'm sorry, I
don't work out and shop online in the middle of
the show. Who said that myself? Savannah or Walmart? Jeff?

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Walmart Jeff?

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, sweep, you got.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
All three right. Savannah was just we were off the
air talking about where we'll Actually we were I think
we're working out in the industry. We're like, it's getting
really hot, you know, we were gonna we shouldn't be
working out when it's eighty degrees, and Savannah was like,
you know, I used to put Yoda in on my
inner thighs, but we didn't get into why.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Okay, so when you run, if your thighs touch when
you walk, and if you're running and you're in shorts
and gilll Shafe so a poind tip if you put
some deodorant in between your thighs, it kind of you know,
gives it a little uh.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
It might make it faster too, oday make it faster.
That is so smart, so smart, And Brittany, I have
no idea why I wanted to know a big bird's name.
I couldn't even tell you. And Walmer whatever, I don't
think they ever gave me his name. And then Jeff
just gets mad at us when we shop online. But
that's his fault because men can't multitask yep exactly exactly.

(15:35):
Brittany Grazie abrams TD Garden. Congratulations Sabrinda Carpenter sends her
fans into a frenzy. But first we got to talk
about yesterday the Ditty trial. A Heckler was removed from
the courtroom after disrupting proceedings at the trial. The woman
yelled ditty and several profanities, causing chaos before the judge

(15:58):
ordered her removed from the court room. The judges hinted
that the case would hopefully be over by the fourth
of July. Oh, I know, it's just going on forever,
they're saying. The new wig girl of Summer is Addison
Ray now known as Addison, with her album dropping tomorrow.
You know, when fans pre ordered her album, they were
shocked to see her website was promoting it as the

(16:19):
first and last album by Addison Ray, but they forgot
that she dropped the Ray. It was like a month ago.
She said she outgrew her name and now she wants
to be called Addison. Yeah, and her website was shocked.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
People were actually on it.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Achochella. This year, Charlie XCX actually made an announcement saying
it's the end of Brats Summer in the beginning of
Addison ray Summer, so it'll be interesting. And finally, Sabrina
Carpenter sent fans into a frenzday first by posting that
video of her in those booty shorts hitchhiking on a
dirt road where nobody stopped. I find that odd me too.
You see the video. There should have been a traffic jam.

(16:54):
She then went to Instagram to share a teaser for
her new song called Manchild, obviously about her ex. This
one's about you, man Child. It drops tomorrow eight pm.
You guys can't wait for that one. I'm super excited.
Check out her post and more on all of these stories.
Kiss ninety five to seven dot com slash Courtney all Right,
a new dating trend we need to talk about it

(17:14):
is Kiss ninety five seven Courty and Kiss in the morning.
I want to know you guys, thoughts on this. There's
this new dating trend that suggests using coupons and gift
cards on a first date. Really, it's just I'm wondering
how because I saw them, like not on a first date.
You don't whip out a coupon on a first date,
do you? Uh?

Speaker 4 (17:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
I think you can whip out a couple of things
on a first day card. And I'm actually cool with
that because if you can't look at it this way,
if someone is using a gift card, like on a
date or a first date, you should feel honored because
somebody bought that person a gift and they thought you
were worthy enough to.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Use that gift card. Yeah, that's how I feel. I'm
cool with that now.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
See I'm cool at the gift card, but I feel
like the coupon just gives off like a weird vibe.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
So I'm I'm half on this, especially if they're clipping
it as you're eating.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah, imagine scissors there, Like you're the only single one
in the room.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
How would you feel if I go on a date
and the guy has to use a coupon or a
gift card. I can't date him because I'm not a
high magance girl, which means he's using a coupon at
like what we're going to go for a hike and
we're gonna go paddle boarding, or we're gonna eat food
at a dirty dive bar. You don't need a coupon.
You don't need to pull out a coupon when I
go on a date. Okay, So I think this card differently.

(18:34):
Is cheap enough? Listen? I think you saved the coupon
and the gift card for the second date. That's my thought.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
And you're the queen of cheap you know you buy
your food at Ocean State job.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Have you been done the snack around. What do you
use at Ocean State job Lot every day? Like crazy
gift cards?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
You're always talking about their gift cards and.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Date, not any date. But you're very cheap. I'm frugal.
There's a difference, Jeff. First date, no coupon, no gift card. Okay,
second date, you can use it, and I guess we disagree.
So let's open the phones. Yeah, using a coupon or
gift card on a first date, thoughts, lady, especially the
single ones that are actually dating, because I'm not so

(19:17):
eight t so two four seven nine five seven ozho.
I have no business even talking about it.
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