Peanut Butter Cookie

Lindsay from Enfield thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her. He recently stopped eating peanuts and his ex has a peanut allergy. She wants to know what's going on and if he's cheating. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Catchain, Connecticut Cheaters, Cordy and Kiss in the Mornings, War of.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
The Roses I Kiss ninety five seven.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
All right, you guys, it is time for War the
Roses going to Enfield, Jeff, that is like your hometown.
Lindsay's on the line, and apparently she thinks that her
boyfriend Justin is cheating.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Good morning, Lindsay.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Hi, y'all.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh gosh, I hope I can help you out. So
obviously you know what War the Roses is all about. Yeah,
I can tell that you're a little frustrated or sad
this morning. Tell me why you think your boyfriend Justin
is cheating?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Okay, you guys, Okay, so she's probably gonna laugh at these,
but I think I think my boyfriends cheating with this ex. Emma.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Okay, why what is he doing? What is he acting strange?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah, cause he's being a little distant. But the thing
is he stops eating peanuts or anything with peanuts in them.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Okay, wait, you think he's cheating.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Wait, yeah, you think he's cheating on you with his
ex go over because they won't eat peanuts.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
But I don't understand the time his ex has peanut allergies.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh, I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, Okay, this is interesting because I feel like I
read somewhere Jeff, don't peanut allergies are serious. If he's
cheating on you with this girl, Emma, whatever, if he
ate peanuts at your house and then kissed her, she
could have Yes, you can't kiss somebody who ate peanuts, Jeff.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, yea.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
So so I wanted I wanted to know, like if
he was cheating or he started following her again on Instagram,
and like I made him peanut butter cookies and he
refused to touch them.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Savage Absolutely, I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
So you you tricked your boyfriend by making him cookies.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, like in the past they keep a gobbled on
mar but he didn't even touch them, he refused.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
This is so crazy, all right, So this is what
we're going to do. I hope that he's not cheating,
that maybe he just didn't want the added fat and
calories of like peanuts.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Could be it.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
So I'm gonna put you on hold, Lindsey. We're gonna
call We're gonna call him. We're gonna call him, justin
your boyfriend, and we're gonna ask him, offer him roses
and hold on and let's call him.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm craving peanut butter cookies right now. I know they're
so good, like so good. You know, you know what
else is really good as that popcorn that's got the
chocolate peanut butter drizzle.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh hell, hey.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Good morning?

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Is justin there? Hey?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (02:40):
This is Bobby from Flowers Express over on hazard app.
How you doing this morning?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh I'm good.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Hey.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
I was just shooting you to call and let you
know that you actually won a dozen roses in our
online weekly contest.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Oh really yeah absolutely? Yees.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
So that's a pretty cool deal. Here's the deal. We're
going We're not gonna send you the flowers justin We're
actually gonna send the flowers to someone on your behalf
in brighton their day.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh that's amazing. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
So if you have like a wife, a girlfriend, a mother,
a great secretary at work, a coworker, you're going to
brighten their day.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Amazing, man. Yeah, no, let's send it to my girlfriend.
That sounds great.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
Awesome. So here's the deal. I have a card in
front of me. I can write a little message on
the card. If you can think of something to jot down.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Uh oh, I don't know, man, that I kind of
on the spot. Not great at coming up with this
kind of thing. People usually right.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Usually like love you lots, or I love you something
like that. Yeah, what about like, uh, I'm nuts for
you something like that.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Oh yeah, it's funny. I actually I definitely can't do
that one. It's funny. My girlfriend Emma has a nut allergy,
so that one at works.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
She's that type of person.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
What the.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Whoa?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Hey, I'm going to jump in Justin. It is Courtney,
Savannah's here. The florist is Walmart. Jeff, your girlfriend Lindsay
is on the line, and I heard him say his
girlfriend Emma.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Go ahead, Lindsay.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Everybody heard it.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay, okay, okay, So she was right on, She was
right on.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Justin, you stopped eating peanuts. She made you peanut butter cookies.
You refuse to eat him. Is that because you're cheating
on her with Emma?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I mean, listen, this is not how I wanted to,
you know, have this conversation is oh wait, oh no, really?
I mean, okay, I guess since this is happening, I
wanted to have the conversation. I didn't know how to
bring it up, but yeah, I have got back with
my ex. Oh man, this is awkward.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Lindsay, Are you okay? I can hear Lindsay crying. Listen.
Here's that's the thing. Justin need to be a man.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Before you cheat on your girlfriend and you know you
have feelings for another woman, break it off. I know.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Don't be a coward. You're a cowd it's like a
coward thing to do.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Okay, Well, I am sorry, I am sorry, I do apologize.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
All right, this is so awkward. I can tell that
you are shocked, Lindsay. Well, this is what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna put you guys on hold. He's already started
another relationship with his ex, so we usually offer counseling.
I want to talk to you as well, Lindsay, because
if you want to go talk to somebody or have
counseling to get help you get through the breakup, we're
gonna pay for it.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
He's the size of a peanut anyway, So okay.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Shoot, all right, I'm gonna put you guy. I'm gonna
put you both on hold.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Hold on