The G-String

Chad thinks his boyfriend is cheating on him. he found a g-string in his boyfriend's laundry basket, and he doesn't wear g-strings. He wants to know if he's cheating. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Captain Connecticut Cheaters.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's corny and kiss in the mornings, War of the Roses.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
I'm kissed ninety five to seven.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
All right, it is time for War of the Roses.
We're going to Bloomfield this morning because Chad thinks his
boyfriend Brett is cheating, and we're gonna try and get
some answers for him. Good morning, Chad, Hi, Oh gosh, okay,
welcome to the show. Oh no, I'm so worried. You
sound so distressed already. We haven't even started, Chad.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yeah, it's just terrible. I really think that my boyfriend
Brett is cheating on me.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Take a deep breath. We're gonna try and get answers
for you. Tell me why you think Brett is cheating.
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Well, last weekend I had went to his house and
I was just doing laundry and I found a gee
string and he never wears che string.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay, all right, So you're doing laundry at Brett's house,
you find a g string and you are you sure
Brett never wears g strings?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, I'm positive, and I asked him about it.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay, do you think maybe he was just trying to
like spice things up with you. Maybe he was going
to surprise you with it.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I don't know, because he played dumb and he said
he never seen it before.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Is there a difference between a banana hammock and a
g string? Does anyone know? Or should I google that later?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Doesn't a banana hammick have like the borat straps?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, yeah, No, No, banana hammock, I believe is just
like tidy whities, like a bathing suit. Gotcha more of
a bathing suit? Okay, Chad should probably be telling us
the answer, not us, But that's okay, Chad. Listen, this
is what we're gonna do, because I can tell that
you're upset by this. We're gonna call up Brett and
we're going to offer him roses. Obviously you know how

(01:46):
war the roses works. And he sounds tired.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
So I did a.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Little research on this banana hammock. Apparently, according to the Internet,
a banana hammock stretches from the groin to the shoulders,
so it's definitely the boating.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Whoa, whoa, hello, Hi, good morning is Brett there?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh this is Brett, Hey Brett.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
This is Owen from Flowers Express. How are you this morning?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I'm good. How are you?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I'm doing super fabulous. Thank you for asking. Hey, I
was just shooting you called to let you know that
you actually won a dozen roses in our online weekly contest. Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh wow, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah yeah, these flowers are amazing. It's an amazing deal.
So I'm not going to send the flowers to you.
We're actually gonna send the flowers to someone on your behalf,
maybe bright and someone else's day.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh oh right, yeah, I know that. That sounds wonderful.
I would love that.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, cool. So here's the deal of Brett. I have
a card in front of me. I can write down
the message for you if you'd like.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, I got it. Can
you right? I'm I've got a little surprise for you.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay, I've got a little surprise for you.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait actually, uh could you sorry? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Sorry, that's fine, take your time.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Could he actually cross out little and could he write big?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Okay? Now, do you want me to start the card
over or do you just want me to cross out
little and put big surprise?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I think just cross out little and write big surprise.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
In all caps.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, and they put like a little like.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Heart next to it and a little hard nexs. Alright,
and Brett, who could I address the card to?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Could you make it out to? Jose?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Jose? Who is that your boyfriends?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
He's just hot Latin guys over the weekend?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh? Tell me more?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Wait? Wait? Who is Hose? Brett?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
All right, I need to I need to jump on
the line real quick, Brett, It is Courtney. Savannah's on
the line. The floors is Walmart.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Jeff.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
You're on Kiss ninety five seven, and your boyfriend Chad
has been listening in.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Go ahead, Chad, Brett. Who is Jose? I don't understand.
This is crazy?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh my god, Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Jose.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
You are they brider this plaf weekend. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's just I got bored and I wanted I wanted
to I wanted to spice things up a little bit.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
He got Chad?

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Is he is?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
He? See?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Well, I'm kind of feeling like I could see how
he could get bored. I have no offense, but Chad,
this is it's your boyfriend. Are you upset? Are you
okay with him.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
I'm good off him. I don't care anymore. I really
don't care. If he wants Jose, then he can have him.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Chad, I'm sorry. We never said we were exclusive.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
You're sorry.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh, we never said we were exclusive. I'm sorry. I
just you know, I just wanted to flight things up
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Can I just jump in because I feel like Chad
is in shock. I feel like Chad's in shock. So Brett,
you wanted to spice things up. He went back on Grinder,
and now you're with a guy named Jose, but you
maintained the fact that you and Chad were never exclusive.
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
That that incorrect?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Okay, I'm going to put.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
You guys on holcause I feel like you probably should
talk off the air. But we do offer counseling if
you want to work through things, we offer counseling. So
I'm gonna put you guys on hold. And I think
you got your answer. Chad, are you okay?

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I'm fine. I don't care. I really don't care. I
think that he is living his best life.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Okay, Okay, well hold on. Thank you guys for being
on War of the Roses. Hold on,