June 6, 2025 • 27 mins
Tell me something, boy
Aren't you tired tryna fill that void?
Aren't you tired tryna fill that void?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Shallowing.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I never heard this term.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
You've never heard the term? Do you know it by
its other name outer course?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I mean I haven't heard a hard and fast definition
for that.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
I mean, but you've heard that word.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
No, I don't think, so what is it?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
If you had to guess, I've never heard either one.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
If you had to guess, I wasn't, and I I'll
be honest, I wasn't overly familiar with them with either one.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Outer course at least gives you a sense of what
you may be talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Right, And what is that?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Everything but penetration?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Would you say? No?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I was thinking maybe petting on top of the clothes.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
No, petting on top of the clothes.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Isn't that what you used to do?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
The oh I loved I used to love doing that.
I was like, oh my god, I'm so close to
the bagoon right, So.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
I'm thinking outer like outside the pants, outside the pants?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah? Why Buddy Patrick had a girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Every time? Again I feel weird.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Only here his first name it's I'll be honest, I
don't know his last name. Sucks the no.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I used to work with him at the movie theater.
I mean I didn't know his last name.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
No, I didn't know his last name. I know he
went to rehab, but I don't know his last name.
Well he did, Now I feel like I know him. No, No,
he was very proud of that. He was very proud
of that.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
So he thrived after rehab.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I don't know none of the movies.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
No, we he came back to the theater. Well, he
went back to a second theater.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
He then allow him back at Wind Times.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
The No, No, he went to a different theater because
and I'll tell you why, because we also So Patrick
worked at the theater. Can I finish by Patrick's scoring?
He had a girlfriend. We worked at a movie theater,
so we used to see movies all the time. But
Patrick's girlfriend would rub him raw on the outside of
his pants at every movie. Every movie.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
And where were you seated during the the No, he
would tell us. I mean I thought you were either
left or right.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
No I did.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I did sit next to him one time and I
looked over.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I was like, oh my god, she is Honestly, you're
gonna blister this thing.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
She would she would just rub that thing like crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
No, So when he got out of rehab, he didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Come back to wind Chimes because our other buddy, Clint,
he also worked there, but he also had a big
drinking problem and handicapped. Vincent I were over at Clint's
house one night and he was he got he got hammered,
and he took a baseball bat and walked around his house.
He was I think nineteen, and he walked around his
house with a baseball bat, bashing anything that would break.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
His mom was pissed. Did you try to stop him?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
And his mom got did you just leave the No?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No, not gonna be honestly, Well, first of all, like
he was, he was going off. He was hammered, but
he was going off, and so Vince and I were like,
I don't want to say hiding, that makes sound like
we were pussies, but like we were kind of off
to the side, and his parents Clint's parents got mad
at handicap vincent I because we didn't do anything, and
we were like, we're we're not the ones who bashed
up your house. Dude, you should be mad at your
(03:02):
kid for that. But then Clint also went to rehab.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
But that doesn't explain why Patrick couldn't get his job back.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Because Clint, Clint came back to win chimes, and so
they didn't want Patrick and Clint working together anymore. Yeah,
they thought that, both of them, and both of them,
I don't know how they did afterwards, but both of
them like they they were afraid that it would be
the risk of relapse would be higher if both of
them were together.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
And this was Steven the manager's call. Uh, Steve Herschburger.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, yeah, zippity do dah yeah he No, actually it
was mister criminally's call. Oh. And he was the general
manager of the movie theater, Steve Harshberger, he was, He
was just the manager. Yes, yes, he used to invite
us over to his apartment sometime to watch movies.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Not Patrick, I know we're at a theater. To come
to my house, you shouldn't come over.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I just went to Errols.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh yeah, so I would. That's what God be there
Patrick's girlfriend, I swear to God, like like like she
was trying to like scrape cheese off a pot, like
she was grind in that thing.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So that's shallowing.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
No, it's not, it's not. That's not outer course.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
But can I ask you one more question about them,
about Patrick, because that's all I'm thinking about now, the
answer is yes he would. Patrick and his girlfriend were
they doing everything they could while keeping it outside because
of his respect for the cineplex.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I think so. Also, I don't think he wanted to
take his penis out in the theater. It just seems
like he's definitely creamed his geens one.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
At some point. If it's that aggressive, it could have progressed.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oh, I don't know how it didn't. I don't know
how it didn't. You were ready to, I used to,
I used to. I'm not a religious person. I use
to pray for a girlfriend like that. I would sit
in my room as a Jew, a nonpracticing one, and
beg Jesus to give me a girlfriend that would do that.
It's amazing, dear. That may have been too far. Sorry,
(05:17):
well they both have balls on them anyway, anyway, sorry, anyway,
can I thank you? Let me get to a call.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Okay, Hi, Elliet the morning.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Hi, good morning is the same?
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Who's this? La Hey? Lauren? Are you familiar with shallowing?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I am so what you're you're familiar because you know
you you know what it is, or you you you're
into it? Both explain explain to Diane and Tyler and
everybody else. What is shallowing just the tip?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
You were a little muffled there, Say that again?
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Just the tip right now?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
That's that, That's half of it. That's half of it,
not only half the tip. But isn't it also correct
me if I'm wrong?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Isn't it also like a lot of like I don't
want to say poking, but like a lot of like
kind of like rubbing it around just on the outside
of the vagina. Oh yeah, and then when it comes,
when it comes time to like get after it, it
literally is barely just the.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Tip, Diane, A lot of stimulation.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yes, And they said that for a lot of women,
and you'll be able to answer this.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
It is far more pleasurable than.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
What's the word I'm looking for, like regular penetration?
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Is that true?
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
How'd you stumble on that?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Just experimenting trying new things newly? Uh, divorced?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
So, oh, that's not.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
When you said trying, like trying new things and you
started with newly. I thought you were going to say
married and you were looking to kind of figure that out.
So did you say too? So now so newly divorced?
And so now you're dating again. Did you say, there
comes single Elliott, Hey, you want to go to a movie?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Oh, I'm saying, what was the other partner familiar with
this or that question?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Great question?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Great question.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
I'm I'm not sure. I didn't really know it was
a term. It just it was part of our I mean,
I am dating somebody, but it's just part of what
I guess. There's a lot of fun and foreplay.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
So no, no, I understand that he knew what it was. No,
it doesn't sound like they said. For a lot of women,
that's how they're that. Like that like that has become
a big go to for orgasming right now? Can I have?
But but one of you, one of you had to
be like, hey, let's let's kind of poke around at
it without like like like like like you're blind John
(08:27):
looking where you're supposed to go, but you're just like,
damn clock, It's just like I'm going to poke at
it till I find it.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
No, it was more I guess like listening, reacting, reacting
to my reaction. So he was good at he is
good at like knowing how I react to it. And
it's just he was very giving. He is very giving.
(08:56):
He's like the please, So he was reacting to my
body and it's now something that this happens.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
It's wonderful.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
But is elliot right? Does it then stop? There?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, it stops, It stops it just barely the tip right?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Well, you know he he pleasures me and then I
pleasure him. So he doesn't get off that way.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
No, no, but.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
No, no, but I guess I guess.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I thought that was somebody in her room. I didn't
know that was you.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
It wasn't me, it was me.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yes, yes, but can I have to we have to
keep it clinical.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I am keeping it clinical.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You're keeping it like planned parenthood clinical where they use
slang to a great effect.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I'm just saying you got to watch some of the slang.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Okay. Can I ask you this though, Like when you
said that like he'll he'll pleasure you and then you
pleasure him. Does that mean like then it's like time
to take the plunge or you do something else to him? No?
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Well, both, it depends.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
I don't know. It's we just have a lot of fun,
so we'll see where it goes. Yeah, but typically he'll
take the.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Plunge and right, okay, so then wait, wait, hold on, wait, hold.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
On, all of you are describing different things.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Then no, no, So what I'm saying is because now
I have to be clinical. Is that so he'll do
he'll do outer course right where he's kind of.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
It's imagine you've painted the outer course picture but to
right there and then there's just a little tippy No.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
No no. But I think what she's saying is that
after he does that for her, then it becomes full intercourse.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, there you go. There you go like once you're
like all right, now, now ro I'm putting with gasoline,
now let's get down, and then it's like now you
can do now you can do what you needed.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
But when you learned about it, right, is that how
you understood it to go down?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
No? No, As a matter of fact, they they make
it sound like it is just the kind of like
let's poke around the outside and then just a little
u a little tippy tippy and then that's it.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Oh well, I mean if the guy likes that too,
but let's be honest, most guys want the full full thrattle.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, there you go, there you go. Hey, also, can
I not related to that? Can I ask you this?
Can I can I ask you something else. You seem
you'd seem very sharing. I like you.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yes, of course.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
The are you guys into like positionally positionally.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Are you guys into the bear hug?
Speaker 6 (11:51):
I don't know the terms, but.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
The bear hug?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Like when you guys are gonna have like intercourse, intercourse
like what's your what's your what's your what's your go
to position?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Well with him mostly on top and uh, he likes
to take control.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
So I got you.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I got you on top.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Or against the wall or I don't know you wait,
what's wrong what's wrong with against this?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Missing in your marriage?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Were you have you always wants the marriage?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Were you? Were you like this with your ex husband?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
No?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
I was not.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
So when you got divorced. I mean listen, that's okay.
I mean you were married for a while. I don't
want to crap on the guy. I mean you're probably
into that now.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
The God, that's a jump, Lauren, God.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
No. No, But like when when you got divorced, were
you like I'm going to like, I'm I want to
I want to go experiment.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I want to see what's out there.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Yeah I had time?
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah, yeah, No, of.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Course I want everybody to be safe please, and everybody's
a willing participant.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Hey, no, the bear hug.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You want to guess? All right?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Hey, stick with me. What was your name again?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Lauren? That's right, Lauren.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Hold on, We're going to guess the bear hug.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Who wants to go first? Diana or Tyler?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I mean, are you Does it specify whether you're standing
up or you're laying down?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I don't know if he tells you the position?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
All right, laying down? Then in a in a bear
hug position?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Can't use the definition or the word in the definition.
What is what is the bear hug position?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So you're both hugging each other tightly?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
I guess right, yeah, No, I mean you're you're in
the hot cold game. You're very hot? Yeah yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Why what did you think it was?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Doggie? On your toes?
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Isn't that the bear plank or the bear position where
you're on your toes and your knees are hovering?
Speaker 4 (14:02):
What like when you're working out.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Like this.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
He's talking about like a yoga position. Almost it's like
a plank, but you're you're elevated.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You realize you're gonna push.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
No, you're not. That's not a plank.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I can't stand up straight though, because I'm still thinking
about Patrick at the like this.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
So his his forearms are down, but his knees are up.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
No, no, yeah, and I'm on my toes. My Mike's
already down here.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I got to stay on the ground. Oh no, Diane's
more right than raw. But I didn't have a hug.
Maybe you're really hovering.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
My elbows are asleep.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
No, no, So the bear hug and they said they
said that it's that they have seen a six hundred
and twenty three percent spike in people searching for bear hug,
and so it's it's it's you're right, it's a big
bear hug where you're face to face, but you're standing
in the middle of the room. Now, I heard Lauren
(15:01):
say like sometimes she likes it, just like where she
gets pushed up against the wall, get after a grill.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You can't have any assists there.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
They made it sound like it's just like standing hugging
in the middle of the room. And then a little
in a way you go, is that all I guess
is that you at all? Lauren?
Speaker 6 (15:25):
H Well, you know, I guess it depends on force
and tempo.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
But tempo, Hey, where's Ben MGM when I need them. No. No,
So I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Yeah, you need a little backing, you know, But that's
that no.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
But that is the point, that's where your wall comes
into play.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
But they're saying that's exactly no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
But they're saying, that's that's the part of the bear
hug where you really got to pull tight so that
you are, like you said, like there is no support
behind you other than my strong arms.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
Mmm.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Okay, well I didn't seem to get you.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Yeah, please do, please do.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
She's not the no.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Can I ask you one other question? I have to,
I have to. It's gonna be one word. I'm going
to put a question mark at the end of it.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
I know what you're gonna ask because I.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Know this didn't happen in the marriage, but maybe now anal.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
One time.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
There you go, go. Good for you, Good for you, Lauren.
Have a great weekend. I'm sure you will.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Oh I will, yep, thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Absolutely, hold on one well, you don't need to hold on,
thank you. Man.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Sorry, I'm flustered. Okay, thank you. That's not Vanilla. She
was great, but she taught you all about shallowing.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
They said, it is because I'm so popular now, and
the reason being for because a lot of women will
tell you that they don't experience what do I have
to say, They don't experience orgasm from penededatory of sex.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
But that's a tale as all as time.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, I know that's what I was saying.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Yeah, but they're saying with shallowing, they are.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
But I want to talk to someone who now is
exclusively shallowing.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh, I don't know that you'll find that, But I
don't mean that's like that's like but I mean I
don't mean.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
For every single interaction or rendezvous, but when they are
in the bedroom or wherever they may be that night
is just for shallowing exclusively.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
No, I think you could start there.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
You said that you read people do that being the case.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, no, they are, But I mean there's got to
be that's like that. That's like on a summer day
standing outside the grocery store and the door opens and
you can feel the cold air, but you don't go in.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
It's just a little tease.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
It's like and this will I'm sure they're appreciating all
the free beer Friday talk, but like Lon Oak, there's
the pint size plunge.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Oh that's not what I thought. I thought you were
gonna never mind.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
But then also everyone knows like the polar plunge, which
is the larger event, the pint size plunge. We're just
getting into like a little trough. We're not jumping into
the ocean.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Sure, So I want someone who's just like, no, pint
size plunge.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Shallowing, outer course? Are there other words for it?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
No? Those are those are the two big ones. Yeah,
I've never.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Even seen those in print before.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
There was oh what was the girl's name? We worked
at the movie theater who everybody said it was like
jumping into the ocean. Theck No, Patrick had a girl friend.
I know Robin Rad during the moves. Hi, Elliott in
the morning, I want to call handy captains. I'm sorry, Hi,
(19:09):
who's this?
Speaker 8 (19:12):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Is this me?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah? Hi?
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Who's this?
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (19:16):
This is Emily in North Carolina?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh? Yes, Emily? Are you into shallowing or outer course? So?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
I mean it sounds intriguing.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
I haven't done it, but I have a friend who
she's Mormon. She went to bring him young, and she
says that in college people would do this, but they
would have their friends kind of jump on the bed
to make it move.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Right, So let me, let me, let me marriage, let
me jump in real quickly. It's a it's a little
bit different because I know exactly what you're talking about.
More men's moremon's.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Will refer to it as soaking.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
It's not shallowing, yes, and so that that's a whole
other can of worms. But that's not shallowing. But I
know exactly what you're talking about. I know exactly what
you're talking about. But that's so keep that different because well,
the you know what, let's let's cover that in our
next class. Yeah, let's let's cover that later. All right,
(20:10):
very good?
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Have you let me ask you this? No, it's like
you almost set it and forget it for soaking.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Okay, that's a good that's a good way to go,
but not outer course inter course, set it and forget it,
and then we're all going, well, no, we're not going
to Dallas. I'm just jumping up and down on the bed.
You know what I need. I need that vibrating alarm
from earlier. Hey, can I ask you this, ma'am in
North Carolina? Are you are you intrigued? By a shallowing
or outer course.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
I am yeah, are you real likely to climax?
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Good use of the word.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
But you've not done it before?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Have you heard of it before?
Speaker 8 (20:49):
I've not heard the word, but I've heard of doing
that yet?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh? Really?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
And then and then when it's go time, it's just
the tip.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
I'm interested.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
All right, call me back, let me know how goes.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
Okay, I'll let you know.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
All right, Very good, very good.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I gotta go do yes?
Speaker 5 (21:07):
From Facebook? This is Patrick not Is it really not
your Patrick? Patrick writes, I really shouldn't be listening to this.
Sitting in the window seat of a crowded flight, and
Lee ads that tipping culture is getting out of hand.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Hi, elliot in the morning.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Hey it's Penis lips. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
An expert in this field?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
What's going on? Dude?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (21:48):
My wife and I do this all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Now, let me ask you this. Are you being serious?
You and your wife had been doing this for a while.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Oh yeah, how did she like to simulate? How did
you look?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
How did you stumble on it?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Though?
Speaker 7 (22:08):
That was drunk lumps?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Oh? Okay?
Speaker 7 (22:11):
Was it?
Speaker 9 (22:11):
Was?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
It? An accident seriously, like it was like, uh no, what.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
Ye left?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Ear left?
Speaker 7 (22:19):
And yeah, then you start, you know, get all yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Okay, I got you, I got you horned up? Very good,
very good.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
And now it's so, but is this are there are
there times where you and your wife where it will
be exclusively shallowing and then there's no there's no polar
plunge after that.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
No, there's definitely a polar plunge.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Right. Interesting, I feel like that would be I feel
like that would be the normal, you know what I mean, Like,
I feel like that is the next step. Yeah, even
though even though they're saying, even though they're saying in
some cases it's not, I feel like that just intuitively
would be the next step.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
Yeah. I mean, she gotta take care of your woman,
then you got to take care of yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Amen.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Amen, Amen, all right, very good, very good, Thank you, sir,
thank you. But there are others.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Just like you said, this is maybe preferred because this
is how somebody may climax. Penetrative sex is not the
only way.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
What that's not hot.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I'm sorry you were saying.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Penetrative sex, right, is not the only way that a
male may So I'm saying that it doesn't have to
be if because he's saying, oh, let them get theirs
and then you get yours or whatever. He however, he
described it like, you don't need to get yours that
way via those means, right.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
No, I mean I I can. I can draw you
up a list of places you can go get it.
Here's a pencil, because I know you need an.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Eraser line too.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Hi, elliot in the morning, Well, who is the dune in?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Who's the Bear with me for a second, if you
if you're shallowing. If you're shallowing, you are what's who's
the Who is the housewife that just broke her husband's penis?
Speaker 7 (24:22):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Is this in the tees yesterday?
Speaker 9 (24:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Is it Orange Orange County? Or when did they do? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Orange County?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
One of the one of the women on there just
broke her husband's penis.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
It was.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Gretchen and Slade.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
They're back.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
She's like one of the og OC housewives.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
And I know those names too, because Slade used to
be with Joe de la Rossa. Yes, yes, that was
like the first season. That's the only season. Maybe I
watched see seasons, but I definitely knew Slave.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
The only Slade I know is didn't they do run
Run Away?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
No, this is different.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, well I know he got a broke he dated.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
That housewife and then he's married to this one. I
think they're married.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Oh well he got a broken packer, right, because wasn't
he on a spin off with Joe called Date My Ex?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yes, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
It was early on before then, before it became the
Bravo universe.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
But Shallowing, you don't break your pit?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
What? Okay, I'll see you guys on Monday.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Let me just first explain what happens in this teaser.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Gressen puts her finger up in the air and then
curls it over and says, yeah, I broke his penis,
and Slade's giving the knowing nod like he did.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
He's not super smart.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
I'm sorry, Hi, Elliet in the morning very quickly.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
And Elliott I had a girlfriend for like ten years
that loved this. This was probably ten years ago. I
was we were probably the pioneers of shallowing maybe, but
she would go nuts and she would she would get
to go and she would look at me and she
would just say, she would say she wants to see him,
and that's how we would start it. And uh, there's
(26:10):
a lot more that goes into it than just, like,
you know, than than just a tip. But it was,
and it was so hot, and just seeing how much
she would get into it and get her going, it
was it was awesome and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
It would start with her saying she wants to see him.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 9 (26:29):
She would look at me and and and I knew
it was on. She she wants to see him, and
and he would come over and say hi, for sure.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
All right, very good, very good, very good, thank you sir,
thank you.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Yes, Tyler, it took a while, but Aaron Barlow has
a comment.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh, so that guy, his girlfriend would say she wants
to see him, right, Aaron looks at her fiance. It
just goes and that that then you know she's it's yeah,
(27:11):
it's on, it's on.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
It's like a siren. Many definitions of siren.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yes, Aaron Mbarlow checks him with.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
This is what she actually wrote, right, This sounds like
tantric sex, isn't that where you all get worked up?
Speaker 7 (27:27):
But not a
Speaker 4 (27:33):
God
Shallowing.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I never heard this term.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
You've never heard the term? Do you know it by
its other name outer course?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I mean I haven't heard a hard and fast definition
for that.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
I mean, but you've heard that word.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
No, I don't think, so what is it?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
If you had to guess, I've never heard either one.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
If you had to guess, I wasn't, and I I'll
be honest, I wasn't overly familiar with them with either one.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Outer course at least gives you a sense of what
you may be talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Right, And what is that?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Everything but penetration?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Would you say? No?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I was thinking maybe petting on top of the clothes.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
No, petting on top of the clothes.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Isn't that what you used to do?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
The oh I loved I used to love doing that.
I was like, oh my god, I'm so close to
the bagoon right, So.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
I'm thinking outer like outside the pants, outside the pants?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah? Why Buddy Patrick had a girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Every time? Again I feel weird.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Only here his first name it's I'll be honest, I
don't know his last name. Sucks the no.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I used to work with him at the movie theater.
I mean I didn't know his last name.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
No, I didn't know his last name. I know he
went to rehab, but I don't know his last name.
Well he did, Now I feel like I know him. No, No,
he was very proud of that. He was very proud
of that.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
So he thrived after rehab.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I don't know none of the movies.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
No, we he came back to the theater. Well, he
went back to a second theater.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
He then allow him back at Wind Times.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
The No, No, he went to a different theater because
and I'll tell you why, because we also So Patrick
worked at the theater. Can I finish by Patrick's scoring?
He had a girlfriend. We worked at a movie theater,
so we used to see movies all the time. But
Patrick's girlfriend would rub him raw on the outside of
his pants at every movie. Every movie.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
And where were you seated during the the No, he
would tell us. I mean I thought you were either
left or right.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
No I did.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I did sit next to him one time and I
looked over.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I was like, oh my god, she is Honestly, you're
gonna blister this thing.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
She would she would just rub that thing like crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
No, So when he got out of rehab, he didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Come back to wind Chimes because our other buddy, Clint,
he also worked there, but he also had a big
drinking problem and handicapped. Vincent I were over at Clint's
house one night and he was he got he got hammered,
and he took a baseball bat and walked around his house.
He was I think nineteen, and he walked around his
house with a baseball bat, bashing anything that would break.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
His mom was pissed. Did you try to stop him?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
And his mom got did you just leave the No?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No, not gonna be honestly, Well, first of all, like
he was, he was going off. He was hammered, but
he was going off, and so Vince and I were like,
I don't want to say hiding, that makes sound like
we were pussies, but like we were kind of off
to the side, and his parents Clint's parents got mad
at handicap vincent I because we didn't do anything, and
we were like, we're we're not the ones who bashed
up your house. Dude, you should be mad at your
(03:02):
kid for that. But then Clint also went to rehab.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
But that doesn't explain why Patrick couldn't get his job back.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Because Clint, Clint came back to win chimes, and so
they didn't want Patrick and Clint working together anymore. Yeah,
they thought that, both of them, and both of them,
I don't know how they did afterwards, but both of
them like they they were afraid that it would be
the risk of relapse would be higher if both of
them were together.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
And this was Steven the manager's call. Uh, Steve Herschburger.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, yeah, zippity do dah yeah he No, actually it
was mister criminally's call. Oh. And he was the general
manager of the movie theater, Steve Harshberger, he was, He
was just the manager. Yes, yes, he used to invite
us over to his apartment sometime to watch movies.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Not Patrick, I know we're at a theater. To come
to my house, you shouldn't come over.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I just went to Errols.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh yeah, so I would. That's what God be there
Patrick's girlfriend, I swear to God, like like like she
was trying to like scrape cheese off a pot, like
she was grind in that thing.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So that's shallowing.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
No, it's not, it's not. That's not outer course.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
But can I ask you one more question about them,
about Patrick, because that's all I'm thinking about now, the
answer is yes he would. Patrick and his girlfriend were
they doing everything they could while keeping it outside because
of his respect for the cineplex.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I think so. Also, I don't think he wanted to
take his penis out in the theater. It just seems
like he's definitely creamed his geens one.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
At some point. If it's that aggressive, it could have progressed.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oh, I don't know how it didn't. I don't know
how it didn't. You were ready to, I used to,
I used to. I'm not a religious person. I use
to pray for a girlfriend like that. I would sit
in my room as a Jew, a nonpracticing one, and
beg Jesus to give me a girlfriend that would do that.
It's amazing, dear. That may have been too far. Sorry,
(05:17):
well they both have balls on them anyway, anyway, sorry, anyway,
can I thank you? Let me get to a call.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Okay, Hi, Elliet the morning.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Hi, good morning is the same?
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Who's this? La Hey? Lauren? Are you familiar with shallowing?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I am so what you're you're familiar because you know
you you know what it is, or you you you're
into it? Both explain explain to Diane and Tyler and
everybody else. What is shallowing just the tip?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
You were a little muffled there, Say that again?
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Just the tip right now?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
That's that, That's half of it. That's half of it,
not only half the tip. But isn't it also correct
me if I'm wrong?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Isn't it also like a lot of like I don't
want to say poking, but like a lot of like
kind of like rubbing it around just on the outside
of the vagina. Oh yeah, and then when it comes,
when it comes time to like get after it, it
literally is barely just the.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Tip, Diane, A lot of stimulation.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yes, And they said that for a lot of women,
and you'll be able to answer this.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
It is far more pleasurable than.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
What's the word I'm looking for, like regular penetration?
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Is that true?
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
How'd you stumble on that?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Just experimenting trying new things newly? Uh, divorced?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
So, oh, that's not.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
When you said trying, like trying new things and you
started with newly. I thought you were going to say
married and you were looking to kind of figure that out.
So did you say too? So now so newly divorced?
And so now you're dating again. Did you say, there
comes single Elliott, Hey, you want to go to a movie?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Oh, I'm saying, what was the other partner familiar with
this or that question?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Great question?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Great question.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
I'm I'm not sure. I didn't really know it was
a term. It just it was part of our I mean,
I am dating somebody, but it's just part of what
I guess. There's a lot of fun and foreplay.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
So no, no, I understand that he knew what it was. No,
it doesn't sound like they said. For a lot of women,
that's how they're that. Like that like that has become
a big go to for orgasming right now? Can I have?
But but one of you, one of you had to
be like, hey, let's let's kind of poke around at
it without like like like like like you're blind John
(08:27):
looking where you're supposed to go, but you're just like,
damn clock, It's just like I'm going to poke at
it till I find it.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
No, it was more I guess like listening, reacting, reacting
to my reaction. So he was good at he is
good at like knowing how I react to it. And
it's just he was very giving. He is very giving.
(08:56):
He's like the please, So he was reacting to my
body and it's now something that this happens.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
It's wonderful.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
But is elliot right? Does it then stop? There?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, it stops, It stops it just barely the tip right?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Well, you know he he pleasures me and then I
pleasure him. So he doesn't get off that way.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
No, no, but.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
No, no, but I guess I guess.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I thought that was somebody in her room. I didn't
know that was you.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
It wasn't me, it was me.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yes, yes, but can I have to we have to
keep it clinical.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I am keeping it clinical.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You're keeping it like planned parenthood clinical where they use
slang to a great effect.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I'm just saying you got to watch some of the slang.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Okay. Can I ask you this though, Like when you
said that like he'll he'll pleasure you and then you
pleasure him. Does that mean like then it's like time
to take the plunge or you do something else to him? No?
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Well, both, it depends.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
I don't know. It's we just have a lot of fun,
so we'll see where it goes. Yeah, but typically he'll
take the.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Plunge and right, okay, so then wait, wait, hold on, wait, hold.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
On, all of you are describing different things.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Then no, no, So what I'm saying is because now
I have to be clinical. Is that so he'll do
he'll do outer course right where he's kind of.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
It's imagine you've painted the outer course picture but to
right there and then there's just a little tippy No.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
No no. But I think what she's saying is that
after he does that for her, then it becomes full intercourse.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, there you go. There you go like once you're
like all right, now, now ro I'm putting with gasoline,
now let's get down, and then it's like now you
can do now you can do what you needed.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
But when you learned about it, right, is that how
you understood it to go down?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
No? No, As a matter of fact, they they make
it sound like it is just the kind of like
let's poke around the outside and then just a little
u a little tippy tippy and then that's it.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Oh well, I mean if the guy likes that too,
but let's be honest, most guys want the full full thrattle.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, there you go, there you go. Hey, also, can
I not related to that? Can I ask you this?
Can I can I ask you something else. You seem
you'd seem very sharing. I like you.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yes, of course.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
The are you guys into like positionally positionally.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Are you guys into the bear hug?
Speaker 6 (11:51):
I don't know the terms, but.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
The bear hug?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Like when you guys are gonna have like intercourse, intercourse
like what's your what's your what's your what's your go
to position?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Well with him mostly on top and uh, he likes
to take control.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
So I got you.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I got you on top.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Or against the wall or I don't know you wait,
what's wrong what's wrong with against this?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Missing in your marriage?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Were you have you always wants the marriage?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Were you? Were you like this with your ex husband?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
No?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
I was not.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
So when you got divorced. I mean listen, that's okay.
I mean you were married for a while. I don't
want to crap on the guy. I mean you're probably
into that now.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
The God, that's a jump, Lauren, God.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
No. No, But like when when you got divorced, were
you like I'm going to like, I'm I want to
I want to go experiment.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I want to see what's out there.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Yeah I had time?
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah, yeah, No, of.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Course I want everybody to be safe please, and everybody's
a willing participant.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Hey, no, the bear hug.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You want to guess? All right?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Hey, stick with me. What was your name again?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Lauren? That's right, Lauren.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Hold on, We're going to guess the bear hug.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Who wants to go first? Diana or Tyler?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I mean, are you Does it specify whether you're standing
up or you're laying down?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I don't know if he tells you the position?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
All right, laying down? Then in a in a bear
hug position?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Can't use the definition or the word in the definition.
What is what is the bear hug position?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So you're both hugging each other tightly?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
I guess right, yeah, No, I mean you're you're in
the hot cold game. You're very hot? Yeah yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Why what did you think it was?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Doggie? On your toes?
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Isn't that the bear plank or the bear position where
you're on your toes and your knees are hovering?
Speaker 4 (14:02):
What like when you're working out.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Like this.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
He's talking about like a yoga position. Almost it's like
a plank, but you're you're elevated.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You realize you're gonna push.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
No, you're not. That's not a plank.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I can't stand up straight though, because I'm still thinking
about Patrick at the like this.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
So his his forearms are down, but his knees are up.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
No, no, yeah, and I'm on my toes. My Mike's
already down here.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I got to stay on the ground. Oh no, Diane's
more right than raw. But I didn't have a hug.
Maybe you're really hovering.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
My elbows are asleep.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
No, no, So the bear hug and they said they
said that it's that they have seen a six hundred
and twenty three percent spike in people searching for bear hug,
and so it's it's it's you're right, it's a big
bear hug where you're face to face, but you're standing
in the middle of the room. Now, I heard Lauren
(15:01):
say like sometimes she likes it, just like where she
gets pushed up against the wall, get after a grill.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You can't have any assists there.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
They made it sound like it's just like standing hugging
in the middle of the room. And then a little
in a way you go, is that all I guess
is that you at all? Lauren?
Speaker 6 (15:25):
H Well, you know, I guess it depends on force
and tempo.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
But tempo, Hey, where's Ben MGM when I need them. No. No,
So I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Yeah, you need a little backing, you know, But that's
that no.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
But that is the point, that's where your wall comes
into play.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
But they're saying that's exactly no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
But they're saying, that's that's the part of the bear
hug where you really got to pull tight so that
you are, like you said, like there is no support
behind you other than my strong arms.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
Mmm.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Okay, well I didn't seem to get you.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Yeah, please do, please do.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
She's not the no.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Can I ask you one other question? I have to,
I have to. It's gonna be one word. I'm going
to put a question mark at the end of it.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
I know what you're gonna ask because I.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Know this didn't happen in the marriage, but maybe now anal.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
One time.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
There you go, go. Good for you, Good for you, Lauren.
Have a great weekend. I'm sure you will.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Oh I will, yep, thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Absolutely, hold on one well, you don't need to hold on,
thank you. Man.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Sorry, I'm flustered. Okay, thank you. That's not Vanilla. She
was great, but she taught you all about shallowing.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
They said, it is because I'm so popular now, and
the reason being for because a lot of women will
tell you that they don't experience what do I have
to say, They don't experience orgasm from penededatory of sex.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
But that's a tale as all as time.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, I know that's what I was saying.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Yeah, but they're saying with shallowing, they are.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
But I want to talk to someone who now is
exclusively shallowing.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh, I don't know that you'll find that, But I
don't mean that's like that's like but I mean I
don't mean.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
For every single interaction or rendezvous, but when they are
in the bedroom or wherever they may be that night
is just for shallowing exclusively.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
No, I think you could start there.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
You said that you read people do that being the case.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, no, they are, But I mean there's got to
be that's like that. That's like on a summer day
standing outside the grocery store and the door opens and
you can feel the cold air, but you don't go in.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
It's just a little tease.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
It's like and this will I'm sure they're appreciating all
the free beer Friday talk, but like Lon Oak, there's
the pint size plunge.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Oh that's not what I thought. I thought you were
gonna never mind.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
But then also everyone knows like the polar plunge, which
is the larger event, the pint size plunge. We're just
getting into like a little trough. We're not jumping into
the ocean.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Sure, So I want someone who's just like, no, pint
size plunge.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Shallowing, outer course? Are there other words for it?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
No? Those are those are the two big ones. Yeah,
I've never.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Even seen those in print before.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
There was oh what was the girl's name? We worked
at the movie theater who everybody said it was like
jumping into the ocean. Theck No, Patrick had a girl friend.
I know Robin Rad during the moves. Hi, Elliott in
the morning, I want to call handy captains. I'm sorry, Hi,
(19:09):
who's this?
Speaker 8 (19:12):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Is this me?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah? Hi?
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Who's this?
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (19:16):
This is Emily in North Carolina?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh? Yes, Emily? Are you into shallowing or outer course? So?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
I mean it sounds intriguing.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
I haven't done it, but I have a friend who
she's Mormon. She went to bring him young, and she
says that in college people would do this, but they
would have their friends kind of jump on the bed
to make it move.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Right, So let me, let me, let me marriage, let
me jump in real quickly. It's a it's a little
bit different because I know exactly what you're talking about.
More men's moremon's.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Will refer to it as soaking.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
It's not shallowing, yes, and so that that's a whole
other can of worms. But that's not shallowing. But I
know exactly what you're talking about. I know exactly what
you're talking about. But that's so keep that different because well,
the you know what, let's let's cover that in our
next class. Yeah, let's let's cover that later. All right,
(20:10):
very good?
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Have you let me ask you this? No, it's like
you almost set it and forget it for soaking.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Okay, that's a good that's a good way to go,
but not outer course inter course, set it and forget it,
and then we're all going, well, no, we're not going
to Dallas. I'm just jumping up and down on the bed.
You know what I need. I need that vibrating alarm
from earlier. Hey, can I ask you this, ma'am in
North Carolina? Are you are you intrigued? By a shallowing
or outer course.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
I am yeah, are you real likely to climax?
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Good use of the word.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
But you've not done it before?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Have you heard of it before?
Speaker 8 (20:49):
I've not heard the word, but I've heard of doing
that yet?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh? Really?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
And then and then when it's go time, it's just
the tip.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
I'm interested.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
All right, call me back, let me know how goes.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
Okay, I'll let you know.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
All right, Very good, very good.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I gotta go do yes?
Speaker 5 (21:07):
From Facebook? This is Patrick not Is it really not
your Patrick? Patrick writes, I really shouldn't be listening to this.
Sitting in the window seat of a crowded flight, and
Lee ads that tipping culture is getting out of hand.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Hi, elliot in the morning.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Hey it's Penis lips. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
An expert in this field?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
What's going on? Dude?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (21:48):
My wife and I do this all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Now, let me ask you this. Are you being serious?
You and your wife had been doing this for a while.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Oh yeah, how did she like to simulate? How did
you look?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
How did you stumble on it?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Though?
Speaker 7 (22:08):
That was drunk lumps?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Oh? Okay?
Speaker 7 (22:11):
Was it?
Speaker 9 (22:11):
Was?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
It? An accident seriously, like it was like, uh no, what.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
Ye left?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Ear left?
Speaker 7 (22:19):
And yeah, then you start, you know, get all yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Okay, I got you, I got you horned up? Very good,
very good.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
And now it's so, but is this are there are
there times where you and your wife where it will
be exclusively shallowing and then there's no there's no polar
plunge after that.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
No, there's definitely a polar plunge.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Right. Interesting, I feel like that would be I feel
like that would be the normal, you know what I mean, Like,
I feel like that is the next step. Yeah, even
though even though they're saying, even though they're saying in
some cases it's not, I feel like that just intuitively
would be the next step.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
Yeah. I mean, she gotta take care of your woman,
then you got to take care of yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Amen.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Amen, Amen, all right, very good, very good, Thank you, sir,
thank you. But there are others.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Just like you said, this is maybe preferred because this
is how somebody may climax. Penetrative sex is not the
only way.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
What that's not hot.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I'm sorry you were saying.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Penetrative sex, right, is not the only way that a
male may So I'm saying that it doesn't have to
be if because he's saying, oh, let them get theirs
and then you get yours or whatever. He however, he
described it like, you don't need to get yours that
way via those means, right.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
No, I mean I I can. I can draw you
up a list of places you can go get it.
Here's a pencil, because I know you need an.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Eraser line too.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Hi, elliot in the morning, Well, who is the dune in?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Who's the Bear with me for a second, if you
if you're shallowing. If you're shallowing, you are what's who's
the Who is the housewife that just broke her husband's penis?
Speaker 7 (24:22):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Is this in the tees yesterday?
Speaker 9 (24:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Is it Orange Orange County? Or when did they do? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Orange County?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
One of the one of the women on there just
broke her husband's penis.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
It was.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Gretchen and Slade.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
They're back.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
She's like one of the og OC housewives.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
And I know those names too, because Slade used to
be with Joe de la Rossa. Yes, yes, that was
like the first season. That's the only season. Maybe I
watched see seasons, but I definitely knew Slave.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
The only Slade I know is didn't they do run
Run Away?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
No, this is different.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, well I know he got a broke he dated.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
That housewife and then he's married to this one. I
think they're married.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Oh well he got a broken packer, right, because wasn't
he on a spin off with Joe called Date My Ex?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yes, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
It was early on before then, before it became the
Bravo universe.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
But Shallowing, you don't break your pit?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
What? Okay, I'll see you guys on Monday.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Let me just first explain what happens in this teaser.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Gressen puts her finger up in the air and then
curls it over and says, yeah, I broke his penis,
and Slade's giving the knowing nod like he did.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
He's not super smart.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
I'm sorry, Hi, Elliet in the morning very quickly.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
And Elliott I had a girlfriend for like ten years
that loved this. This was probably ten years ago. I
was we were probably the pioneers of shallowing maybe, but
she would go nuts and she would she would get
to go and she would look at me and she
would just say, she would say she wants to see him,
and that's how we would start it. And uh, there's
(26:10):
a lot more that goes into it than just, like,
you know, than than just a tip. But it was,
and it was so hot, and just seeing how much
she would get into it and get her going, it
was it was awesome and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
It would start with her saying she wants to see him.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 9 (26:29):
She would look at me and and and I knew
it was on. She she wants to see him, and
and he would come over and say hi, for sure.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
All right, very good, very good, very good, thank you sir,
thank you.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Yes, Tyler, it took a while, but Aaron Barlow has
a comment.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh, so that guy, his girlfriend would say she wants
to see him, right, Aaron looks at her fiance. It
just goes and that that then you know she's it's yeah,
(27:11):
it's on, it's on.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
It's like a siren. Many definitions of siren.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yes, Aaron Mbarlow checks him with.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
This is what she actually wrote, right, This sounds like
tantric sex, isn't that where you all get worked up?
Speaker 7 (27:27):
But not a
Speaker 4 (27:33):
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