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October 31, 2024 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, loo can only mean one thing.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
When I come into the studio this morning and Randy's
not wearing a Yankee shirt, us.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
You're Dodgers series. I have my sweatshirt. I just didn't
wear it because it's warm out. Okay, I have it. Yeah,
I don't understand why I do this to myself. I
just get so worked up. I mean, I'm not. It
doesn't make me a better husband or father, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
The fifth inning, the Yankees imploded. If you missed it,
a couple of airs didn't cover first base. Thank with Dodgers,
I have nothing. When I went to bed, they were
up five to nothing. It was right in front of them.
They should be heading back to LA. They didn't give
me Dodger's credit. They took advantage of mistakes. They came
through and they were by far the better team in
the series. There's no question about that. The Yankees didn't execute.

(00:51):
We could break this down all day, but I wouldn't
do this. I'm breaking down. That would be a terrible father.
I would be a terrible husband and be a terrible
friend to you. What times you're going to bet sometime
this morning? Yeah, I turned the I turned the TV
off the game in a few minutes before midnight, and
I just sat there in the darkness for a few minutes.
I watched as if I were a player in the dugout.

(01:14):
I watched the opposing team celebrate yeah to fuel my
fandom moving forward.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I actually can I say I knew because I woke
up this morning and the first Facebook post I saw
was from like three hours ago, and I went, wait,
that's like almost one o'clock. That was Randy talking about, Hey,
you guys were the better team, and I was.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I was in a dark place, literally, the lights were
all off. I'm sposed staring at a blank TV.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Posting on Facebook congratulated another team that wasn't yours.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Tip of the cap to the Dodgers.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
The stories you'll hear are real, real and real, real stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I heard a strange things, but not an import of
body on a golf course.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I yell it, I knell it, I know it. It's
stupid news with Whiskey and Randy Super news sponsored by
the Fifth Inning from the New York Yankees last night. Man,
wasn't that stupid?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Actually it's sponsored by the Dragons there the Corner Roots
nine and five in harvest and I'm not bitter. I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, Randy's taking it well.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Hey, two middle aged women were on a road trip
to reconcile their relationship.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
They were Please tell me their names aren't Thelma and Luis.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I know it's not. In fact, I thought that too.
I was like, that sounds like a movie. Uh. They
were trying to reconcile the relationship. They were on a
road trip last week in Georgia when they were caught
reconciling their relationship outside at McDonald's in broad daylight.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Uh not the burger king bathroom.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Huh No, they decided the lawn look nice right outside
of the McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Let's reconcile here.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Uh, they reconciled, but they were both arrested, and now
we'll have to see where this goes. Hey a guy,
A good news. What a great love story. I mean
they got back together. Yeah at the end, that's what
you want.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
It's not the kind of movie I want to see.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I feel like I've seen a couple of the reconciliation.
See a couple of movies.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Like that Guy Guy Pennsylvania. He claimed he was working
on a two dollars COVID vaccine two dollars. Yeah, so
he was working on a two dollars covid vaccine. He
was actually making fetanohl instead. Yeah, he was caught after
he shut up to the bank with double bags full
of cash. Oh, so that's how he said. That's what
he was doing. He was working on a two dollars

(03:30):
COVID vaccine and he wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
It was fetanol.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Whiskey and Randy show It's done.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Nashville Minute with Whiskey and Randy Well. Blake Sheldon teamed
up with the United Way in Paramount Global to bring
a United Way benefit for hurricane relief. The Backstreet Boys,
Kelsey Ballerini a part of this. The concerts can air
Saturday on CBS and CMT eight o'clock. If you want
to chick which one is this for? And this one
is hurricane relief. I think it's just United Ways benefit

(03:59):
for hurricane forever is needed. So obviously the Carolina one
went extremely well, hopefully this one goes well as well.
Christapleton was asked who was voting for and he said, well,
after watching the World Series and seeing that very effective commercial,
I'm going all in for Randall Terry completely kidding. He
did not say that at all. What he said was

(04:19):
full of wisdom. He said America and a good glass
of whiskey. He says he supports other celebrities who want
to speak out, but he thinks it's also fair to
let people make their own choices based on what politicians
say and do. Quote. That's American too, I think that's
what he was talking about. That's his take in the
good glass of whiskey. Josh Turner's last performance out of
this World. Literally invited to Johnson Spacener in Houston and

(04:41):
got to perform for the astronauts at the International Space Station.
So he was still in this world, but they weren't.
I hope those two people that are stranded there. I know,
every time I think about space, I think of these
poor people that were supposed to be there for like
five days, and they're still there and they're not even
coming back till next year, and they don't even have
a change of clothes. Hey, but they got that Josh

(05:02):
Turner concert.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
You know what they probably right? No, no, no, no, you
guys getting them back. You're not watching this.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
It's for the people that are supposed to.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Be here time for your Big Three.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Well, you heard about the ballot box fires happening in
the Northwest. While investigators say that the man who set
those devices that the ballot boxes in Portland in Vancouver,
Washington on Monday, has a wealth of experience in metalworking
and welding, which they say was determined by how the
devices were constructed. Also, they say he's a white male
between thirty and forty and don't think he is done.

(05:32):
Authorities thinking maybe planning additional attacks. The devices re mark
with message that included free Gauzet and free Palestine.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Wait, they know.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Who it was, they don't. They just know that he's
a white male between the ages of thirty and forty.
I guess because of eyewitness or some video that's been
picked up, So.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
They know he's planning are more ballot they assume he is.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Hey, a student in the University of Michigan is being
charged with two crimes after he allegedly voted Sunday and
ann Armor.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
He's a Chinese.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Student and he's being charged for voting legally a mischieg
him because he's not a citizen. He actually signed a
document on genifying himself as a US citizen, and his
ballot was entered into the tabulator when.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
He cast it.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
The illegal cast ballot was only caught because the student
voter contacted the local clerk's office and asked him he
could get that ballot back.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Oh, change of heart.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I guess, well, I know you can't do this one.
Let me let me, let me do this one.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
About last night Dodgers series. Yeah, the Dodgers beat the
beat the Yankees in the World Series.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
It's been a rough night for Randy. That is again.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Series. It must be really nice for the television voice
of the Los Angeles Dodgers who also be the television
voice of the World series for Fox.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh, come on.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
He's really good.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Though. I don't come no.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I mean, I didn't make any excuses. I just think
that's cool for them.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Anyway, Randy's having a rough rough day. The Yankees lost it.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I feel like he was legitimately excited that the Tammy
works for Wonder World series. That's all.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
This is the first This is the first day Randy
does not have a Yankees shirt.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
I had on my sweatshirt. I took it off because
it's hot outside. It's eighty degrees on the last day
of October.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Randy is ridiculous, very everything's ridiculous, very irritable. Today, stayed
up way too late. I love the fact too. Randy
stayed up so late. It was probably about one o'clock
when he went to bed, woke up probably about four
or five.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
And uh, I don't even remember.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Randy's messed up several times. But this is just I
see this. You don't see this, but he's messed up
several times.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Every time I he that's stuff. He looks at his headphones,
like just.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Like when Aaron Judde dropped the fly ball, he looked
at his glove. Anthony Voltby threw Aaron throw, he looked
at his arm. Or Garrett Cole didn't cover first. I
could keep going. There were a lot of mistakes last night.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
But you know, I want to cheer you up because
that's my it's the cheer you up.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I appreciate that it's on your business card.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
So I have something I want you to hear.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
This is really cool, professional tear up of Randy, and I.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Know this will cheer Randy up.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Here we go, I'm I can't say what I want
to say on the air. My mind is saying very
bad things about you.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
That was the wrong audio.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
I know my mistake.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, how about a song about candy corn?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Okay, well we're getting somewhere. What that's got.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Told?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
And yellow? Okay? Is this gets you up the rock?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Come on, man, just put a smile on your face
and you shut this down your home.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yes, I wondered what happened to David Rock.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I have put a smile on Randy's face. Little candy
corn too.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Now I just want to eat candy corner? Is there
any around?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
We all know prices have rised and everything, theys groceries.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Everyday life.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
It was a couple of months ago that streaming services
started raising their prices.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, they're ticking up.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
And there was one in.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Particular that I don't really use that often, and I said,
you know what, I'm tired they're raising their prices.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
No, not on my watch.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Was it Hulu or Apple Plus?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yes, Hulu.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
I had the triple thing twenty four ninety nine for
Disney Plus Hulu and the ESPN Plus. And I said,
you know what, you're raising your prices again. No, no, no, no,
I'm going to show them. I'm going to show them
they can't be doing this. I'm tired of it, got
rid of my accounts now, got rid of Disney, Hulu
and ESPN Plus.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
And I felt good about it.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, it's one of those things where you felt accomplished.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah. I felt like I was like, yeah, there.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
You go, I've done something.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Trying to stick it to me. I'm gonna stick it
to you.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Stick it to the there's too many men, but here's one.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
We're going to stick it to this guy exactly.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I felt good about it until last week when I
found out that I had actually, uh been having it
sticking to me, stuck, stuck anyway, I've.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Been sticking it to you.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I've been paying.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I've been paying for Disney, Hulu and ESPN Plus twice
every month.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Oh wow, I somebody hasn't had Rocket Money A great app.
It's a great app.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I had no idea. Apparently I had been paying through Verizon.
I canceled it through Verizon to sticking to him, and
then I found out last week that I had been
paying all along twice.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I've been paying twenty four awe for like.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Two years yeah, maybe three? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Uh yeah, it's awful, moron.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
I'm telling you. I mean, I don't get paid to
say this anything like that, but this rocket money like
checks that stuff out and they have like a paying skill, like, hey,
if you want the service, like they give you kind
of a lot of stuff for free, and it's like,
if you want our service, what do you think it's
worth to you? And then you kind of have a
scale and you could you could pay them a little
if you wanted to say, like that's the stuff they find.

(11:14):
They go like, did you know you're paying for this
twice or did you know that you know we could
negotiate on your behalf.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
My problem is I have a lot of emails different
email accounts, and I didn't know my email account had
signed up and my other email account had signed up,
so I thought it was sticking it to the man.
In fact, he was taking it to me the whole time.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
The stories you'll hear are real, real and real, real stupid.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I heard a strange thing but not an importive body
on a golf course.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
I know it.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
I know it.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I totally know it.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
It's stupid news with Whiskey and Randy Goober News responsored
by the Dragons of our corporate sign in five and Harvest.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
I do not suggest driving around and playing a video
game on your phone about drifting this I did just that.
Interesting he was playing a drifting game, like a car drifting.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Game, oh, on his phone, and let me guess he
was drifting into traffic.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Wild driving and yeah, his car even caught fire. Luckily,
you know it was hurt.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
The challenge used to basically intentionally oversteer to cause a
lot of traction and drift.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
In the game. And I don't know if he was
doing that in real life too, but uh, he got
in a video game. It's not a good idea.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Well, got his two worlds mixed out there, touns.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
That's why I want to get those autonomous vehicles.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Man, I want to play video games while it's tap
while my car is taking me to work.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Sounds awesome.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Hey, guy Pennsylvania claimed he was working on a two
dollars COVID vaccine, that's why he was showing up at
the bank with duffel bags of cash. It turns out
he was and he was actually making fit and al oh, so, coach,
I don't know that that's uh, is that close to
a COVID vec.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
I'm not sure that does anything to COVID.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Okay, I don't well, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Hey, two middle aged women who were on a road
trip to reconcile their relationship in Georgia. Yeah, and apparently
they rickoncild their relationship outside of McDonald's on the lawn
in broad daylight.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I've seen that Hallmark movie The Whiskey and Randy Show
on Froggy ninety. Well, Whiskey. I just realized that I
did this a couple of years ago. So my aunt Marge,
I've talked to about this before. She loves the Hallmark
Christmas movies and she's always watching Hallmark. She just can't

(13:26):
get enough. And I saw a meme yesterday that I
had seen in years past of the movie with James
conn and Kathy Bates Misery Misery, Yes, And it's just
a picture of those two and it's just probably my
favorite Hallmark Christmas movie of all time. And I come
to the realization that I did the exact same thing
almost a year ago and posted it on my Aunt

(13:46):
Marge's wall.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
I saw, I'm at the point and repeating stuff, and
you didn't know. I saw the post yesterday and thought
it looked familiar actually, but apparently it was from you
last year.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
The exact same time. It's called Hobbling Randy. Oops, does
she know that movie?

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Or apparently from my cousin had said that they had
watched it, and you know, they had finally watched it.
She wasn't familiar with the movie, but they had watched
it like a couple of weeks ago. Oh wow, so
she's fresh in her mind this time. Wow, since last time.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
She didn't even see the movie though, of course she
had no idea what you were talking about before.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Now, it's it. Anybody dressed up.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Here at work yet?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
I haven't seen anybody.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, we got a lot of people dressed up as
the Invisible Man ghosts and what is that? A? Is
that a nobody cost you?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
That's pretty good. That's good.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Almost had me, John Frank.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, no one's here anyway. It's just us and I
saw like people at work. I saw emails of people
asking like, hey, if you dress up, make sure you
take a photo so we can share it on the
company email.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Here's what I'm gonna do. Here's what I'm gonna do.
There's a picture of us from the past. Oh think
anybody's gonna know? Okay, I'm dressed up as a pilgrim.
You're dressed up as a turn No, no, that was
the year that I was a pilgrimageur, Marilyn Monroe. Oh,
we're gonna we're we're gonna post that one on the
Whiskey and Already Facebook page and see if we can
get some some attention from the company.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Huh yeah, sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
It was a you're allowed to dress up as a woman, still,
right without getting any flack.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
That's a great point. Huh yeah, Well, well we'll see.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I'm just glad you didn't come in blackface today, Randy.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
That would never happen, never happened in the past, never happened.
Here's what's trendy. Well, this is an odd story and
maybe one to come to Degline NBC. A deadly bear
attack in Montana's turned out to not be a bear
attack at all. It was a homicide. Thirty five year
old Dustin Kirshim was found dead earlier this month in

(15:45):
the Moose Creek area near Big Sky. They thought it
was a vicious bear attack. After an investigation, they said
there's no signs of any bear activity here with the scene.
The arrested a suspect in the attack, who they believe
acted alone and said the camping area is now safe.
Don't worry about the suspect led investigator to some of
the cases evidence apparently, hold.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
On, how do you look at a murder and think
it's a barratty?

Speaker 3 (16:08):
He's a very hairy suspect and you know that was
that was part of it. And he didn't cut his nails.
So yeah, making light of a very serious issue. How
do you think a bear attack that is wild?

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
I don't really, I don't know what's trending. I can't
really think of anything.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
I'm sorry, Randy, I'm sorry. What a great night for
LA They won the World Series and Brownie James got
his first points.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
If you want to early vote, you can do just that.
Early voting is happening in Delaware and Maryland. And I
guess the early voting is out here because a lot
of cars out front yesterday when I was leaving.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
That's because there's a large Bible study that happens. I
don't know if you knew the shop, but it's.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
A church, yeah, I know, that's also a polling station,
Randy on a Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yes, early voting.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
We have early voting at the Why comical youth and
civic center, not in normal polling places. I know for
a fact. It was a Bible study. My mom's one
of the leaders.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh, I actually had to look.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I looked up Delaware because I'm a little worried about
voting because I haven't voted yet.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
But I'm a little worried because I don't know everyone
on the ballot.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, and so I gotta fake I gotta find like
a fake ballot just so I can look and see
who I'm actually supposed to vote for.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
I like what they do. They at least send us
a ballot. It's not a mail in ballot, but it's
in Maryland. They send it to our house, to my
wife and I. They send you everything that's on the
ballot so you can do your research. I think we
got it last week. I didn't get that step it
up for state. Maybe maybe you just maybe you just
didn't open it.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Maybe I just wropped up and throw it up. They
give us trash. I don't know.
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