July 30, 2025 • 19 mins
We talk the change in radio content, safaris, teeth, and Juanita is here to rant about stupid questions!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we're gonna attempt to start the Minnesota Goodbye.
And when I say attempt, I mean I gotta push
a lot of buttons to play our friend Juanita on
the Minnesota Goodbye. And let's see what jan Anita wants
to rant about today. Go Janita, go now right.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
So this week's rant is about people who ask you
a dumb ass question to the obvious. Let me explain.
So I'm at work now at twelve o'clock. Normally everybody
goes to lunch. So I log out of my computer,
I grab my lunch bag, I put it over my shoulder.
I'm headed towards the lunch room. An engineer comes running
out of your office with a print in his hand.
He stops me, goes, are you going to lunch? No,
(00:38):
I'm actually going out to the parking lot to see
if I can hunt for some how many eyster eggs
I could find. If you grab your lunch bag, you
can come out with me. What the fuck does it
look like I'm doing. You're walking to a building and
you go, you go to the elevator, you push the button,
and normally, you know, you look up to see what
number the what floor of the elevator's on, somebody walks
up next to you.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Are you waiting for the elevator? No?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I just go to random buildings and stand in front
of the elevator so I can greet random strangers as
they walk off.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
What do you think I'm standing here for? Now?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Here's the one that really pisses me the fuck off.
So I'm in the kitchen. I'm cooking ground b I
got taco packs all over the counter. I've got the
shredded lettuce, the chopped tomatoes, I've got Dorito's shells, soft shells, if.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It, whatever anybody wants.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
And my kids will walk literally walk into the kitchen
and going the refrigerator and look and go, what are
we eating?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Well, I thought I'd make I whip up some liver and.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Potatoes for you. Don't make me disown you. What the
fuck do you think we're eating? God, that shit pisses
me the fuck off. That's my rit for this week.
I love you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Bye.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
We that sh question that is so funny.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Use your critical thinking skills please thank you?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
One Eta all right? Next one, Hello, my favorite morning show.
Get to share one thing advice taken from day and
then a second question for.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Daddy Daddy Bear.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
First, Dave always says talk to strangers or old people,
which I've shared with my husband. So the other day,
my husband stopped at Sam's for a quick hot dog lunch.
He asked an older gentleman, can I sit at your table?
They got to chatting, and this guy had a ton
of experience doing a lot of jobs. Long story short,
we actually ended up inviting this gentleman to our house
for dinner. I hadn't met him yet, but my husband
(02:25):
really enjoyed the conversation. He came over, we had a
lovely meal with even better stories from him. You're gonna
love his name Jean Rayburn, which means nothing to you,
but if you grew up in the seventies, he was
an old game show host.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
No relation.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
He also shared that when he was younger, he was
actually on the dance crew for the movie Grease. He
was standing there on break one day and started to
dance like an idiot, he said, and the producers called
him over to the boom area. He said, Jean, what
were you doing? He said, I just goofing around. Sir.
My apologies that, he said, No, I loved it. What's
it called since we're gonna put it in the movie,
he called it the Penguin, and you can actually see
(03:02):
him doing it at the end of the movie.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Oh, I know exactly which part.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
When they're getting in the car. He's got a white
polo and light blue shorts on.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yes, do you know that.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
I know exactly what it is because it's in the
We go together and it's him and this other girl
or another guy or whatever, and they're doing like a
little penguin thingy walking back and forth.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I know exactly what you're kid.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yes, And they met this guy because they heard on
the radio talk to old people, and she ends up
with bold letters. She says, talk to elderly people, great stories.
I love that because they just have the best stories
and nobody knows them unless you. If you're hudding, hadn't
set husband, hadn't sat down and talked to this guy,
(03:44):
we wouldn't all be marveling over the fact that you
met the guy that does the penguin in Greece.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That's so that's so cool.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Wild.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Next question, Dave, you always ask my boy vont when
he's getting married. Back in the day, when you and
Susan were dating. Did you have to talk on the
radio your dating life when when you were getting married
or how dating life was going. Okay, No, radio is
way different.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Back then. We didn't talk that much.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
About our personal lives, and we didn't talk that much
about our dating lives. I think we would occasionally bring
it up, but radio was bits out on the street
and it was prank phone calls and high room phone
calls and skits and things like that. It wasn't until
maybe twenty fifteen is years ago we started to talk
about our personal lives on the radio. And that's really
(04:32):
now a lot of our content is based on just
our personal lives. We're talking about what is going on
in the world.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
You know, Yeah, she missed the old radio or No.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
I really wish I was a part of those days.
I wish I was a part of those days. Really
tell me why, because I mean, there's only so much
of my life that I actually do want to share,
but I kind of have to share it because I'm
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Well that is part of our job. I mean, it's
kind of like we do need to share on the
radio because that's what we do. And I knew somebody
once to who worked with a partner on the radio,
and she would not talk about her boyfriend on the
radio because he didn't want her to. And I said, well,
that's a deal breaker for me, because it's like if
you are hired to be a pilot on an airplane
and you go, yeah, kind of scared of heights. Well,
(05:15):
guess what, You're in the wrong field. So we do
have to talk about our personal lives on the radio.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
So, but do you miss the old call?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I do, But it was a lot of work. It
was a lot of fun, creative stuff, but it was
but it was a lot of work. I would spend
nearly probably four or five hours a day writing parody songs,
writing the Randy Moss calls, which were one of my favorite,
probably the funniest thing I ever did. Do you remember
the Randy Moss calls?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
I think I think.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
We've played one recently, haven't we? Someone requested it or
was it not appropriate to be able to play?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
It's probably not really appropriate, but it's like and now
a message from a Minnesota Viking, Randy Moss when he
was at the top of his game and nobody talked
about him, right, and then the announced would go Randy Moss.
Once again, Randy Moss, and then the producer would be
in the background say, yeah, Randy didn't show up today,
(06:10):
but he faxed over this message for you to read.
So the announcer, in his very serious voice would be like,
what's up, dog, it's your boy, Randy Moss. And then
he would talk about all the sex he was having
and all the how this and that, and how he
didn't care what you thought, and read in this announcer's
voice in a Randy Moss statement was very funny, and
(06:31):
I was that was probably the funniest thing I ever did.
And I love writing stuff like that, but I don't
really do that much anymore.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Yeah, you know, is that now you can just talk
about strapping your motorcycle into your vehicle.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
When you said strap and I didn't know what where
you were going with that bartycle Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Sorry for the long email, thought of you
and had to write. Love from Buckeye, Arizona. That is Melissa,
Thank you, Melissa, love that email. Buck guy next one, Hello,
all how you like? In the new episode A train Wreck,
the content could have been reduced down to about fifteen minutes.
(07:07):
It totally drags on disappointed blah. I haven't watched the
new one, the one about where they stormry.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
A fifty one.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
But I thought the same thing when they did one
about whatever forgettable thing it was. Oh, I know what
it was, where the girl her birthday party went viral. Oh,
and she went online and then she's turning sixteen and
she was having a party, and then the invitation went
viral and like forty thousand people got invited to her party,
(07:36):
and thousands of people showed up and stormed the They
didn't storm in the house, yeah, but they were all
over in the front and they dragged it on.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah. So I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
I guess you'll have to report back because I want to.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Know, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Next one is from Gina, who is a big supporter
of the show. Thank you, Gina. I had talked the
other day about how afraid mine is on an African
safari and it just does nothing for me. I can't
think of anything more miserable than sitting in a hot
car and baking in the Sahara desert while you're looking
for a lynx. I couldn't give a fuck about. I'm
just trying to be funny. Yeah, but I don't care.
(08:14):
I don't want. If I want to see animals, I'll
go to the Minnesota Zoo. I don't want to sit
in a hot car with a gatorade that's probably already
hot and going how much longer? Oh look there's a link.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Oh where? Oh you missed him? No? No thanks, no thanks.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
See.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I think it sounds kind of fun, but I wouldn't
seek it out.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So she says, I just got back from an African safari,
and I'll give you a couple of details.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
It's winter there, so it's actually pretty cold. I was
wearing my sweatshirt almost the entire time. So if you
go in June, July, August is actually not hot at all.
Once you get to the Serengetti in the different parks,
you're pretty much seeing animals constantly, which I was surprised
at as well, and they get super close. But it's
at least a two or three hour drive to get
to any of the national parks, and you're in that
(08:57):
jeep about a solid eight to twelve hours a day.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Wow, it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Of driving in addition to the twenty four hours of
travel time just to get to Africa. So it's not
for the faint of heart when it comes to how
much traveling you have to do, it's definitely not for everyone.
Love you, right, thank you, Gina.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Well, I watched uh, I don't know, did you watch
any of the God Yellowstone?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
What's the like the.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Prequels to Yellowstone nighteeen eight nine, eighteen eighty three or
nineteen twenty twenty.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Something, Okay, you watch that?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I did? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Why well the nineteen twenty ones they have they're like
in Africa for part of it. And so now all
I think of is African Zafaris is how dangerous they
were then because one of the main guys is like
a he like kills the I don't know, lions that
are out for like blood or whatever, okay, and they
just kill people left and right, and it's terrifying. So
(09:48):
that's what I think of now when I think of
safaris is like people who are like rich people who
are like, yes, I'm on a safari and then.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
They get eaten to death.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Didn't somebody say yesterday that their friends' parents went on
a safari they got a car wreck in the safari.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
One right, of all the things, it's a car.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Wreck, Jenny, would you go on a safari?
Speaker 8 (10:08):
I said that I would because I do.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
I do really want to visit Africa and mostly to
hike Mount Kilimanjaro.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
That's what I want to say.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I've heard it's very hikable, but it takes five days.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
No, I think it takes longer than five.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
I think it's like you'd have to dedicate like a
week to that, and then, like this person just said,
the travel to Africa is fucking insane. That's the part
of it that I do not want to do. So
I feel like when in Rome, yeah, I probably do
a safari just because I'm there, but I wouldn't say
it's top of my list of things to do. I
like to just be out hiking and seeing wildlife, you know,
(10:42):
like I don't need to necessarily seek it out on
a tour safari thing I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Another one about is another email about the safari, David,
My Africa trip was one of legends, and it hurt
my heart hearing you say you weren't interested in a safari.
Africa has such a rich culture, good food, so many meats,
Koodoo was my favorite. Stunning landscapes, wildly underrated in my book,
(11:08):
I went with school, so we also went to hospitals,
a community clinic, planned parenthood, and an orphanage. In two weeks,
we made it to various places in Namibia and parts
of South Africa, so I'm no pro it's such a
small sample of Africa. I feel like, Jenny, the adventure
will appreciate more than you, which is fine. Don't ick
someone else's yum, Bailey, j hass was that a quote?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Yeah, I've said don't yucka yum before.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
The picks attached were from the Mount Etcho Safari Lodge
in case you needed to plan another vacation, Jenny. Last
in the randomness, Bailey, you mentioned not liking your small teeth.
I too have small teeth, or so I thought. I
just learned about laser crown lengthening pictured below. It is
possible we don't have short teeth but long gums. Mind blown.
(11:56):
No darting and licking. My teeth are too small for that,
or at least that's my excuse. Love you a long time,
my bitches, And that is from Let's give a shout
out Elena, and she does send pictures of a beautiful Safari.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
I'm gonna come over her because I want to see it.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well, as Jenny is looking at these, there's It's one
of my pet like peeves when radio DJs talk about
a picture they're looking at on the radio, because it's like,
oh wow, look at that and I can't see them,
but I will describe their pictures of elephants and rhinoceroses
and the serengetti and it looks like Gazelle's.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah, it's like the.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Sun flair, which is really pretty behind it. It's giving
circle of life.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I won't. I you're young. Yeah, it just isn't for me,
you know, And I bet if I win, I probably
like it.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
You probably would.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
You would love it, but you also would try to
ride an elephant and that's where you die.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Well, that's what God made them for, is because not know,
God made them to be. It's funny when you go
to the circus and they stand up on top of
a little stool and they're wearing a hat that I
told my friend in Africa, I said, bring me back
a tusk.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah, friend in Africa.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Well, she's on a safari in Africa.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Oh I see.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay, But about the teeth. What do you think of
the teeth thing? Because she shows a before and after
picture of her teeth.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
So when I mentioned that I have small teeth and
I don't like them, I had a lot of people
reach out and say, like, oh, you can get your
gums like cut back.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
And I actually already did get my gums cut back.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
So my teeth were even smaller when I had braces,
and when they took the braces off, they cut my
gums back. So I don't know if there's any teeth
any more teeth that they can give.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Let me look at you, smile. I think your teeth
looks fine. They're a little smaller than usual, because I
know some people at your.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Teeth, Jenny, Yeah, they're way smaller than j Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
A little bit, Jenny. But you don't you know some
people who have like the giant teeth, the big giant
supermodel I live on Lake Minntanka's supermodel smile, right.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
But are they veneers or are they their real teeth?
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Good question, because I just want some like I want
my real teeth, but I just wish that they were bigger.
But my whole family has small teeth. Everybody does, so
I could definitely. When I go to the dentist again,
be like, yo, is there gums that you can cut back?
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Here?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
I do have a friend who is an an orthodonte.
Wait what is he an oral surgeon? Maybe next time
I see him, I'll just be like, yo, look at
my mouth.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
What can you do for me? Fam?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah? Sure, shake it out.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
I probably take a picture and put it into chat
GYBT two.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Oh could you do that and say give me big teeth?
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Be like how I do for everything now? Well, not
like a picture.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
I'm saying like she could take a picture of herself
and then be like, is there something to fix my gums?
So that's what I've done with like some band stuff recently,
Like okay, what's wrong with this?
Speaker 5 (14:32):
I'll keep note of this laser crown lengthening. Okay, I'll try.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Okay, yeah, seriously check it out. We talked about how
I went in yesterday for a consultation on a blephero
pass plasty.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Am I close to it now?
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Blepheroplasty yeah, blephro.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
So it basically takes the saggy skin on your aging
eyelids and removes it. And I was amazed when he
showed me how much excess skin I have on my
eyelids as you get older. And the yardstick that he
basically used a theoretical yardstick, was if the skin on
your eyelids touches your top eyelashes, you might be a
(15:11):
good candidate. And as he was taking the measurements, you
know how when you go to the dentist, they're like
they poke your teeth with a little prong thing and
they go that's a three.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah, that's four. Yes, that's a two, that's a one.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
So he was reading to his assistant and she was
writing him down and he's like moderate to severe something
and I'm like.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Oh severe see oh wow.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
So he said, I'm a great candidate for a ble
blefero plastic and so I want to get it done,
and I will get it done. It's just a matter
of god. Our schedule is just not cooperating.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Like just wait until like November.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Yeah, I think you gotta wait till wintertime. It's a
little bit slower at that time with work and stuff,
and the days are darker.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Yeah, you know, yeah, not so much November.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
It's after Boo Bash and before Christmas wish.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Okay, that's how I say.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Uh all right.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Last one from Peter says, Hello Dave, Ryan Show crew,
I am a p one listener of the show pod
and Minnesota. Goodbye, Peter and Kun Rapids. I am an
avid NASCAR fan. Don't disregard this email. I won't and
I couldn't help, but think of the Morning show in
one particular commercial. Podcast listeners here often open the attachment.
(16:24):
I swear it safe and just an image from this
last Sunday's winner of the Brickyard four hundred at Indy.
What sponsor is that you see on a NASCAR in
victory Lane. Let's see if I can open this up again.
DJ's talking about pictures on the radio. But let me
see if I can open it up.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Car sponsor, and.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I will tell you exactly what I see. Chumba Casino. Oh, no,
Chumba Casino is the sponsor of the Brickyard. Well, the
actually car number twenty three. That's funny. I thought it
was so funny when I saw this company being the
primary sponsor in NASCAR. Now they're a race winner. I
get to see Chumba Casino ads, not just hear them
(17:02):
now lol. And he goes on for a bit about Nascar,
and I'm not going to read the entire thing, but
he is a big fan of Nascar and basically says
you would really enjoy it. He loves Nascar, and he says, Dave,
you should go. You can bring in your own snacks
and water and pop and beer. My favorite part is
the sound once those cars start ripping around the track
at one hundred and eighty plus miles per hour. There's
(17:24):
almost nothing like it. You have an idea, you have
no idea how loud it'll be the first time they
pass you at speed, and it's even louder.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Than you think.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Any Who, I'll leave it at that. If you everybody
else there wants to send me or more info, wants
me to send more info about going to a race
or any NASCAR info, let me know. Otherwise, have a
dart looking great day a PS, Dave, have fun at Sturgis.
I know you've wanted to make that happen for a
long time. Yes, going to Sturgis on Friday for a
week and we're pulling a trailer. And last night I
(17:57):
spent probably an hour loading the motorcycle onto the trailer.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
You got it?
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Was it an hour of frustration or like an hour
of like trial and excitement, trial and air.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Certain things you're like excited to figure out, even if
it's frustrating. You know what I mean, because that's how
I feel with like van stuff. I'm like, God, I
don't want to fucking do this, but then I started
doing it and I feel really accomplished.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah. Our neighbor across the street, I said, hey, he
was out in his driveway and I said, hey, do
you have any bricks that I could use to put
under the tires?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Sure, So he comes over. He's like, do you need
any help? He said, you want me to take a video?
And I said, no, you're not going to take a
video because that'll end up on some funny website. And
he's an engineer, and he gave me a couple of suggestions,
and I'm like, you're an engineer, I'm going to go
with your suggestions.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Because it's like anything that you YouTube, you'll see people
do it one way and then the comment section of
full of people going you're a dumb ass, that's not
hard to do it. So then you watch their video
and then there's other comments that say you're a dumb ass,
that's not how you do it. So I get an
engineer in my pocket.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
So nice.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
That's all us, And that is it for the Minnesota Goodbye.
Need your emails? What are you wanting to say on
the Minnesota Goodbye?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Let me know.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Send me an email to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com.
We'll get you on next time.
All right, we're gonna attempt to start the Minnesota Goodbye.
And when I say attempt, I mean I gotta push
a lot of buttons to play our friend Juanita on
the Minnesota Goodbye. And let's see what jan Anita wants
to rant about today. Go Janita, go now right.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
So this week's rant is about people who ask you
a dumb ass question to the obvious. Let me explain.
So I'm at work now at twelve o'clock. Normally everybody
goes to lunch. So I log out of my computer,
I grab my lunch bag, I put it over my shoulder.
I'm headed towards the lunch room. An engineer comes running
out of your office with a print in his hand.
He stops me, goes, are you going to lunch? No,
(00:38):
I'm actually going out to the parking lot to see
if I can hunt for some how many eyster eggs
I could find. If you grab your lunch bag, you
can come out with me. What the fuck does it
look like I'm doing. You're walking to a building and
you go, you go to the elevator, you push the button,
and normally, you know, you look up to see what
number the what floor of the elevator's on, somebody walks
up next to you.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Are you waiting for the elevator? No?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I just go to random buildings and stand in front
of the elevator so I can greet random strangers as
they walk off.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
What do you think I'm standing here for? Now?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Here's the one that really pisses me the fuck off.
So I'm in the kitchen. I'm cooking ground b I
got taco packs all over the counter. I've got the
shredded lettuce, the chopped tomatoes, I've got Dorito's shells, soft shells, if.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It, whatever anybody wants.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
And my kids will walk literally walk into the kitchen
and going the refrigerator and look and go, what are
we eating?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Well, I thought I'd make I whip up some liver and.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Potatoes for you. Don't make me disown you. What the
fuck do you think we're eating? God, that shit pisses
me the fuck off. That's my rit for this week.
I love you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Bye.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
We that sh question that is so funny.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Use your critical thinking skills please thank you?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
One Eta all right? Next one, Hello, my favorite morning show.
Get to share one thing advice taken from day and
then a second question for.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Daddy Daddy Bear.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
First, Dave always says talk to strangers or old people,
which I've shared with my husband. So the other day,
my husband stopped at Sam's for a quick hot dog lunch.
He asked an older gentleman, can I sit at your table?
They got to chatting, and this guy had a ton
of experience doing a lot of jobs. Long story short,
we actually ended up inviting this gentleman to our house
for dinner. I hadn't met him yet, but my husband
(02:25):
really enjoyed the conversation. He came over, we had a
lovely meal with even better stories from him. You're gonna
love his name Jean Rayburn, which means nothing to you,
but if you grew up in the seventies, he was
an old game show host.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
No relation.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
He also shared that when he was younger, he was
actually on the dance crew for the movie Grease. He
was standing there on break one day and started to
dance like an idiot, he said, and the producers called
him over to the boom area. He said, Jean, what
were you doing? He said, I just goofing around. Sir.
My apologies that, he said, No, I loved it. What's
it called since we're gonna put it in the movie,
he called it the Penguin, and you can actually see
(03:02):
him doing it at the end of the movie.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Oh, I know exactly which part.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
When they're getting in the car. He's got a white
polo and light blue shorts on.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yes, do you know that.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
I know exactly what it is because it's in the
We go together and it's him and this other girl
or another guy or whatever, and they're doing like a
little penguin thingy walking back and forth.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I know exactly what you're kid.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yes, And they met this guy because they heard on
the radio talk to old people, and she ends up
with bold letters. She says, talk to elderly people, great stories.
I love that because they just have the best stories
and nobody knows them unless you. If you're hudding, hadn't
set husband, hadn't sat down and talked to this guy,
(03:44):
we wouldn't all be marveling over the fact that you
met the guy that does the penguin in Greece.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That's so that's so cool.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Wild.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Next question, Dave, you always ask my boy vont when
he's getting married. Back in the day, when you and
Susan were dating. Did you have to talk on the
radio your dating life when when you were getting married
or how dating life was going. Okay, No, radio is
way different.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Back then. We didn't talk that much.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
About our personal lives, and we didn't talk that much
about our dating lives. I think we would occasionally bring
it up, but radio was bits out on the street
and it was prank phone calls and high room phone
calls and skits and things like that. It wasn't until
maybe twenty fifteen is years ago we started to talk
about our personal lives on the radio. And that's really
(04:32):
now a lot of our content is based on just
our personal lives. We're talking about what is going on
in the world.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
You know, Yeah, she missed the old radio or No.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
I really wish I was a part of those days.
I wish I was a part of those days. Really
tell me why, because I mean, there's only so much
of my life that I actually do want to share,
but I kind of have to share it because I'm
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Well that is part of our job. I mean, it's
kind of like we do need to share on the
radio because that's what we do. And I knew somebody
once to who worked with a partner on the radio,
and she would not talk about her boyfriend on the
radio because he didn't want her to. And I said, well,
that's a deal breaker for me, because it's like if
you are hired to be a pilot on an airplane
and you go, yeah, kind of scared of heights. Well,
(05:15):
guess what, You're in the wrong field. So we do
have to talk about our personal lives on the radio.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
So, but do you miss the old call?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I do, But it was a lot of work. It
was a lot of fun, creative stuff, but it was
but it was a lot of work. I would spend
nearly probably four or five hours a day writing parody songs,
writing the Randy Moss calls, which were one of my favorite,
probably the funniest thing I ever did. Do you remember
the Randy Moss calls?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
I think I think.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
We've played one recently, haven't we? Someone requested it or
was it not appropriate to be able to play?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
It's probably not really appropriate, but it's like and now
a message from a Minnesota Viking, Randy Moss when he
was at the top of his game and nobody talked
about him, right, and then the announced would go Randy Moss.
Once again, Randy Moss, and then the producer would be
in the background say, yeah, Randy didn't show up today,
(06:10):
but he faxed over this message for you to read.
So the announcer, in his very serious voice would be like,
what's up, dog, it's your boy, Randy Moss. And then
he would talk about all the sex he was having
and all the how this and that, and how he
didn't care what you thought, and read in this announcer's
voice in a Randy Moss statement was very funny, and
(06:31):
I was that was probably the funniest thing I ever did.
And I love writing stuff like that, but I don't
really do that much anymore.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Yeah, you know, is that now you can just talk
about strapping your motorcycle into your vehicle.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
When you said strap and I didn't know what where
you were going with that bartycle Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Sorry for the long email, thought of you
and had to write. Love from Buckeye, Arizona. That is Melissa,
Thank you, Melissa, love that email. Buck guy next one, Hello,
all how you like? In the new episode A train Wreck,
the content could have been reduced down to about fifteen minutes.
(07:07):
It totally drags on disappointed blah. I haven't watched the
new one, the one about where they stormry.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
A fifty one.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
But I thought the same thing when they did one
about whatever forgettable thing it was. Oh, I know what
it was, where the girl her birthday party went viral. Oh,
and she went online and then she's turning sixteen and
she was having a party, and then the invitation went
viral and like forty thousand people got invited to her party,
(07:36):
and thousands of people showed up and stormed the They
didn't storm in the house, yeah, but they were all
over in the front and they dragged it on.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah. So I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
I guess you'll have to report back because I want to.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Know, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Next one is from Gina, who is a big supporter
of the show. Thank you, Gina. I had talked the
other day about how afraid mine is on an African
safari and it just does nothing for me. I can't
think of anything more miserable than sitting in a hot
car and baking in the Sahara desert while you're looking
for a lynx. I couldn't give a fuck about. I'm
just trying to be funny. Yeah, but I don't care.
(08:14):
I don't want. If I want to see animals, I'll
go to the Minnesota Zoo. I don't want to sit
in a hot car with a gatorade that's probably already
hot and going how much longer? Oh look there's a link.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Oh where? Oh you missed him? No? No thanks, no thanks.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
See.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I think it sounds kind of fun, but I wouldn't
seek it out.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So she says, I just got back from an African safari,
and I'll give you a couple of details.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
It's winter there, so it's actually pretty cold. I was
wearing my sweatshirt almost the entire time. So if you
go in June, July, August is actually not hot at all.
Once you get to the Serengetti in the different parks,
you're pretty much seeing animals constantly, which I was surprised
at as well, and they get super close. But it's
at least a two or three hour drive to get
to any of the national parks, and you're in that
(08:57):
jeep about a solid eight to twelve hours a day.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Wow, it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Of driving in addition to the twenty four hours of
travel time just to get to Africa. So it's not
for the faint of heart when it comes to how
much traveling you have to do, it's definitely not for everyone.
Love you, right, thank you, Gina.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Well, I watched uh, I don't know, did you watch
any of the God Yellowstone?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
What's the like the.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Prequels to Yellowstone nighteeen eight nine, eighteen eighty three or
nineteen twenty twenty.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Something, Okay, you watch that?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I did? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Why well the nineteen twenty ones they have they're like
in Africa for part of it. And so now all
I think of is African Zafaris is how dangerous they
were then because one of the main guys is like
a he like kills the I don't know, lions that
are out for like blood or whatever, okay, and they
just kill people left and right, and it's terrifying. So
(09:48):
that's what I think of now when I think of
safaris is like people who are like rich people who
are like, yes, I'm on a safari and then.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
They get eaten to death.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Didn't somebody say yesterday that their friends' parents went on
a safari they got a car wreck in the safari.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
One right, of all the things, it's a car.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Wreck, Jenny, would you go on a safari?
Speaker 8 (10:08):
I said that I would because I do.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
I do really want to visit Africa and mostly to
hike Mount Kilimanjaro.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
That's what I want to say.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I've heard it's very hikable, but it takes five days.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
No, I think it takes longer than five.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
I think it's like you'd have to dedicate like a
week to that, and then, like this person just said,
the travel to Africa is fucking insane. That's the part
of it that I do not want to do. So
I feel like when in Rome, yeah, I probably do
a safari just because I'm there, but I wouldn't say
it's top of my list of things to do. I
like to just be out hiking and seeing wildlife, you know,
(10:42):
like I don't need to necessarily seek it out on
a tour safari thing I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Another one about is another email about the safari, David,
My Africa trip was one of legends, and it hurt
my heart hearing you say you weren't interested in a safari.
Africa has such a rich culture, good food, so many meats,
Koodoo was my favorite. Stunning landscapes, wildly underrated in my book,
(11:08):
I went with school, so we also went to hospitals,
a community clinic, planned parenthood, and an orphanage. In two weeks,
we made it to various places in Namibia and parts
of South Africa, so I'm no pro it's such a
small sample of Africa. I feel like, Jenny, the adventure
will appreciate more than you, which is fine. Don't ick
someone else's yum, Bailey, j hass was that a quote?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Yeah, I've said don't yucka yum before.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
The picks attached were from the Mount Etcho Safari Lodge
in case you needed to plan another vacation, Jenny. Last
in the randomness, Bailey, you mentioned not liking your small teeth.
I too have small teeth, or so I thought. I
just learned about laser crown lengthening pictured below. It is
possible we don't have short teeth but long gums. Mind blown.
(11:56):
No darting and licking. My teeth are too small for that,
or at least that's my excuse. Love you a long time,
my bitches, And that is from Let's give a shout
out Elena, and she does send pictures of a beautiful Safari.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
I'm gonna come over her because I want to see it.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well, as Jenny is looking at these, there's It's one
of my pet like peeves when radio DJs talk about
a picture they're looking at on the radio, because it's like,
oh wow, look at that and I can't see them,
but I will describe their pictures of elephants and rhinoceroses
and the serengetti and it looks like Gazelle's.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah, it's like the.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Sun flair, which is really pretty behind it. It's giving
circle of life.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I won't. I you're young. Yeah, it just isn't for me,
you know, And I bet if I win, I probably
like it.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
You probably would.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
You would love it, but you also would try to
ride an elephant and that's where you die.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Well, that's what God made them for, is because not know,
God made them to be. It's funny when you go
to the circus and they stand up on top of
a little stool and they're wearing a hat that I
told my friend in Africa, I said, bring me back
a tusk.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah, friend in Africa.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Well, she's on a safari in Africa.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Oh I see.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay, But about the teeth. What do you think of
the teeth thing? Because she shows a before and after
picture of her teeth.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
So when I mentioned that I have small teeth and
I don't like them, I had a lot of people
reach out and say, like, oh, you can get your
gums like cut back.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
And I actually already did get my gums cut back.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
So my teeth were even smaller when I had braces,
and when they took the braces off, they cut my
gums back. So I don't know if there's any teeth
any more teeth that they can give.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Let me look at you, smile. I think your teeth
looks fine. They're a little smaller than usual, because I
know some people at your.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Teeth, Jenny, Yeah, they're way smaller than j Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
A little bit, Jenny. But you don't you know some
people who have like the giant teeth, the big giant
supermodel I live on Lake Minntanka's supermodel smile, right.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
But are they veneers or are they their real teeth?
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Good question, because I just want some like I want
my real teeth, but I just wish that they were bigger.
But my whole family has small teeth. Everybody does, so
I could definitely. When I go to the dentist again,
be like, yo, is there gums that you can cut back?
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Here?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
I do have a friend who is an an orthodonte.
Wait what is he an oral surgeon? Maybe next time
I see him, I'll just be like, yo, look at
my mouth.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
What can you do for me? Fam?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah? Sure, shake it out.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
I probably take a picture and put it into chat
GYBT two.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Oh could you do that and say give me big teeth?
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Be like how I do for everything now? Well, not
like a picture.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
I'm saying like she could take a picture of herself
and then be like, is there something to fix my gums?
So that's what I've done with like some band stuff recently,
Like okay, what's wrong with this?
Speaker 5 (14:32):
I'll keep note of this laser crown lengthening. Okay, I'll try.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Okay, yeah, seriously check it out. We talked about how
I went in yesterday for a consultation on a blephero
pass plasty.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Am I close to it now?
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Blepheroplasty yeah, blephro.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
So it basically takes the saggy skin on your aging
eyelids and removes it. And I was amazed when he
showed me how much excess skin I have on my
eyelids as you get older. And the yardstick that he
basically used a theoretical yardstick, was if the skin on
your eyelids touches your top eyelashes, you might be a
(15:11):
good candidate. And as he was taking the measurements, you
know how when you go to the dentist, they're like
they poke your teeth with a little prong thing and
they go that's a three.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah, that's four. Yes, that's a two, that's a one.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
So he was reading to his assistant and she was
writing him down and he's like moderate to severe something
and I'm like.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Oh severe see oh wow.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
So he said, I'm a great candidate for a ble
blefero plastic and so I want to get it done,
and I will get it done. It's just a matter
of god. Our schedule is just not cooperating.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Like just wait until like November.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Yeah, I think you gotta wait till wintertime. It's a
little bit slower at that time with work and stuff,
and the days are darker.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Yeah, you know, yeah, not so much November.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
It's after Boo Bash and before Christmas wish.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Okay, that's how I say.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Uh all right.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Last one from Peter says, Hello Dave, Ryan Show crew,
I am a p one listener of the show pod
and Minnesota. Goodbye, Peter and Kun Rapids. I am an
avid NASCAR fan. Don't disregard this email. I won't and
I couldn't help, but think of the Morning show in
one particular commercial. Podcast listeners here often open the attachment.
(16:24):
I swear it safe and just an image from this
last Sunday's winner of the Brickyard four hundred at Indy.
What sponsor is that you see on a NASCAR in
victory Lane. Let's see if I can open this up again.
DJ's talking about pictures on the radio. But let me
see if I can open it up.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Car sponsor, and.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I will tell you exactly what I see. Chumba Casino. Oh, no,
Chumba Casino is the sponsor of the Brickyard. Well, the
actually car number twenty three. That's funny. I thought it
was so funny when I saw this company being the
primary sponsor in NASCAR. Now they're a race winner. I
get to see Chumba Casino ads, not just hear them
(17:02):
now lol. And he goes on for a bit about Nascar,
and I'm not going to read the entire thing, but
he is a big fan of Nascar and basically says
you would really enjoy it. He loves Nascar, and he says, Dave,
you should go. You can bring in your own snacks
and water and pop and beer. My favorite part is
the sound once those cars start ripping around the track
at one hundred and eighty plus miles per hour. There's
(17:24):
almost nothing like it. You have an idea, you have
no idea how loud it'll be the first time they
pass you at speed, and it's even louder.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Than you think.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Any Who, I'll leave it at that. If you everybody
else there wants to send me or more info, wants
me to send more info about going to a race
or any NASCAR info, let me know. Otherwise, have a
dart looking great day a PS, Dave, have fun at Sturgis.
I know you've wanted to make that happen for a
long time. Yes, going to Sturgis on Friday for a
week and we're pulling a trailer. And last night I
(17:57):
spent probably an hour loading the motorcycle onto the trailer.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
You got it?
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Was it an hour of frustration or like an hour
of like trial and excitement, trial and air.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Certain things you're like excited to figure out, even if
it's frustrating. You know what I mean, because that's how
I feel with like van stuff. I'm like, God, I
don't want to fucking do this, but then I started
doing it and I feel really accomplished.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah. Our neighbor across the street, I said, hey, he
was out in his driveway and I said, hey, do
you have any bricks that I could use to put
under the tires?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Sure, So he comes over. He's like, do you need
any help? He said, you want me to take a video?
And I said, no, you're not going to take a
video because that'll end up on some funny website. And
he's an engineer, and he gave me a couple of suggestions,
and I'm like, you're an engineer, I'm going to go
with your suggestions.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Because it's like anything that you YouTube, you'll see people
do it one way and then the comment section of
full of people going you're a dumb ass, that's not
hard to do it. So then you watch their video
and then there's other comments that say you're a dumb ass,
that's not how you do it. So I get an
engineer in my pocket.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
So nice.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
That's all us, And that is it for the Minnesota Goodbye.
Need your emails? What are you wanting to say on
the Minnesota Goodbye?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Let me know.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Send me an email to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com.
We'll get you on next time.
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