April 9, 2025 • 16 mins
We hear your microwave stories, lament over not remembering names, and get excited over a shared TV show.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ready, Bailey.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, all right, let's do the Minnesota goodbye. I think
John jaunt Jesus Jenny, she can't get her words out. Okay,
John might be joining us, might be joining us in
a bit, but we'll see. First off, hello, ladies, I
just finished Younger last week and honestly feel lost without it.
I loved it so much. No spoilers here, but just
(00:23):
wanted to share my opinion on Josh. He is the
hottest man I've ever laid eyes on. Wow, is all
I can say.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Thoughts. Thanks, love you guys.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Okay, I this comes from Sarah and Sarah I'm getting
to the end of it too, and I'm starting to
get really sad myself because I kind of like had
a slow burn the last couple of weeks. But I
really dove in when I first started watching it, and
there's like seven seasons or something. Yeah, but yes, I'm
obsessed with Josh. I also, oh, I think he's so hot.
Oh I think I wanted him and now I can't
(00:52):
think of her name. But so, okay, Liza's character to
actually be together, even though I know it was unrealistic,
but yes, I loved him.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I love him, so I'm at about halfway through season
three right now. And I think I liked Josh right
at the beginning until it just and then I don't know,
they like leaned into him being so young, so then
everything he started to say was stupid to me. And
then I felt like I was in the same boat
as Liza, where he would say something stupid and I'd
be like, oh.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Gosh, he's young.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, So I mean, I think he's attractive, but I
really like her boss because right now she's kind of
like she's with Josh, but she's like flirty with her boss,
and I like her boss. I think he's attractive, but
I don't know what happens. I don't know what's going
to happen. I can't imagine her ending up with Josh
because fourteen years is a lot of years difference.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I also I love that show.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
I watch it a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I like the millennial nostalgia.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I would never, ever, in a million years, believe that
woman was twenty six.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
She looks forty.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I mean it's not exactly realistic, but it's still it's
a fun premise.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay, next to email, vantis here.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I've got here. I was trying to imagine what Josh
you were talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Josh Grob Yeah, Josh from the show Younger, it's his
character name. Yeah, Okay, Hi Minnesota, goodbye. This is Halle
and I just wanted to chime in to a conversation
from yesterday on the show. When you guys were talking
about what feels like being picked last in gym class
as an adult. Someone said not knowing someone's name after
meeting them multiple times. Well, I am a hairstylist and
(02:25):
there have been many times I have greeted someone with
nice to meet you. I'm Halle and they say that
we have already met before. It is one of the
most awkward interactions I have in the salon. Honestly, in
that situation, I feel like it's more embarrassing for the
person that didn't remember them. Maybe that's just me, though.
Let me know your thoughts. Love you guys, thanks for
what you do. Yeah, I don't know. I try so
(02:49):
hard to never even put myself in a position where
I potentially have met someone before and so I say Hi,
what's your name, like it's nice to meet you or something.
I try not to even use those phrases yeah, because
I mean we we do so many events, and we
meet so many people, and it makes us feel awful
if we've met you at an event before and then
you come up to us and we might recognize you
(03:10):
and we might not remember your name though, yeah, And
so I just never usually say like, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I just say hey, Hi, how is it going.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
They say, do you remember me?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I'll usually say yes, like, even if I don't remember
your name, I'll remember your face.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
I'll be like, yeah, oh, I'm transparent about it sometimes
and I'll just say like, I'll do what Jenny does,
like I won't say nice to meet you anything.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
And then when they say do you remember me, I'll
be like, remind me your name?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yeah, I'll say, remind me of your name. I'll say yes,
but remind me of your name.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Because I do.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
I'm big on remembering faces. But even people in this building.
We say this all the time. I remember so many
people in this building. They look the same, so and
I'll remember a conversation we had, but I will not
remember your name. I think guys, like when I go
to the barber shop, there's definitely people I run into
all the time that I've definitely seen before. But we
I think it's just the we both know a mutual hey.
Hey no names, no specific enough? Yes, so how's it been?
(03:59):
It's been, how's the wife.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I tell one of my speech coach friends that I
wish everybody wore name tags, like in general, like especially
if you're in any kind of work setting or setting
where you know who the person is but you can't
remember their name. I just want everyone to wear a
name tag all the time, because that would just make
my life so much easier.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
It would make life easier. I agree.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
At Bubba Gum's just a fun little side story. So
obviously my name is Jenny, and at Bubba Gums people
love to make Jenny jokes because that's such a part
of the movie. So sometimes I would get a name
tag and write a different name on it because I
just didn't feel like dealing with it that day, and
so for that day, my name was chrisaf you heard
that one.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
At Disney, if you forgot your name tag, they would
give you a name tag from a drawer, either if
someone left their name tag by accident, or they had
Chris from Orlando, so your name would be Chris. If
you left your name tag somewhere else, so I often
saw lots of anytime you see a Chris from Orlando
and you're at Disney World and they're wearing that name tag,
their name is not Chris.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
They're not from Orlando.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Right, Okay, moving on, Hello morning, Choe crew.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I just had to chime in regarding microwave stories as
I was listening to yours today and immediately knew I
had to share mine because it's kind of similar, except
instead of metal, it was styrofoam. Sorry if it gets
long and rambly, but when I was in elementary school,
I liked to eat vanilla Oreo cookies and had the
bright idea one day to melt them in the microwave
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to make vanilla cream. I'm not quite sure what I
was thinking, but my dumbass thought I'll just cook them
in a styrofoam bowl. So I put the cookies in
the microwave bowl and all, and after some time I
start to smell a chemical smell.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I open the microwave and smoke comes.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Billowing out and the bowl is all burnt with brown
spots and holes in it. I was home alone, as
my mom had taken my little brother to the park.
Had she been home, she would not have allowed this,
which in hindsight may have been why I chose to
wait until she was gone to begin with. So I
pick up the landline and call her cell phone in
a panic. Thankfully, the microwave wasn't on fire, just smoking,
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and this was before my parents upgraded their smoke detectors,
so no alarms got triggered. But nonetheless, she came home
in a hurry and I got a big talking to
about why you don't put styrofoam in a microwave. Could
have been much worse, but that's just one on a
long list of dumb things I did in my prime.
We laugh about it now, but it's one of those
(06:24):
things I can't live down anyway. I just wanted to
share thanks as always for keeping me entertained. No need
for a sticker, as this isn't my first time emailing,
and no dart liking unless it's with vanilla oreos, all right,
and that comes from Kevin.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Thank you. Kevin.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You really nice to put that in the microwave either syrophone.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Yeah, I know that you shouldn't like. I've heard that
like the chemicals like seep into your food, right, but
I didn't hear that you.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
I didn't know that you couldn't.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, I'm doing Oops.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
The next one says, hello morning Zoo. Sorry Dave, but
this is going to be a girly sent podcast topic. Well,
Dave's not here today, so let's get into it spont
here though, Bond is here. Okay, it says I'm back
the Trap Shooter. I'm informing Bailey and Jenny of an
awesome opportunity coming up Women's Day shoot at West End
Trap Club in Egan, Minnesota. It will be on May seventeenth.
(07:18):
It will be the second annual shoot and a true
opportunity for beginners. You will be able to shoot at
some simple targets or a whole round of trap if
you chose to. I will be there helping and coaching.
Please come and check it out if you guys can.
It's a really nice way to try something new without
the pressure of feeling like a fish out of water.
If you guys are interested, let me know. I can
provide you with the information or the phone number. Take care, guys.
(07:41):
And that is from Jamie. Okay, Jamie, that's fun. Bailey,
I feel like took a.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Note of it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, I wrote it down though, I did check my
planner and I will be in Kansas City for the
National Speech Tournament, and.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That is my birthday, so I'm not sure if I
will be going to that.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But Jamie, thank you so much for the information.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I mean, we appreciates up again. Yea Jamie, Halla at me?
That sounds fun. I think I'm I'm definitely.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
More interested in shooting trap shooting than Jenny is so
definitely a Halla at you, girl, because that would be cool.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Okay, we're getting some more microwave stories coming in, so
this is titled Tinfoil in Microwave. Yes, I unfortunately learned
this lesson the hard way at a much too old age.
I brought leftover pizza to school for lunch in seventh grade.
I was a new kid at a private school. The
lunchroom was just a classroom with thirty plus kids altogether.
I put pizza slice wrapped in tinfoil in the microwave
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and sparks for loop.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It was so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I'll never forget that one that comes from bff Becca
from Stanley, Wisconsin.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Stanley, Wisconsin, do you know her?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I actually don't even think I know where Stanley Wisauson is,
but I do know, I do know everyone else besides
Becca Wisconsin.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
That just my favorite bit when people say yeah, things
like our bum odds city, bumblefuck Wisconsin, Wisconsin, bumblefuck New Jersey,
and the same thing people like, oh, you've ever been there,
n never heard of.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It for a city bumblefuck?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
You know anybody there?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Ummm all right, what else we got? Another microwave story?
Thought I would share my story one wonderful day while
I went to use the restroom, I came back just
to sit down and heard the micro wave lo and behold.
My three year old daughter at the time decides to
microwave her kids tablet.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Thankfully she only hit the thirty second button, but it
was definitely toast. Needless to say, the added protection plan
did not cover a burned tablet.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Hope this makes you.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Have a good laugh for the day. That comes from Alicia. Dang,
your three year old was wild in with that tablet.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Wilding out three year old, Like kids just do the
craziest things. My stepmom text me yesterday my youngest sister,
she's nine, and she said that she what is it
grabbed like a regular knife, like a like a just
not a butter knife, and she was trying to make
a peanut butter and jelly, and she's just like cutting
into whatever.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Just so.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
I don't know, just being aggressive with a big ass knife.
It's not like mining her own business. It's a big
knife that.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
A giant Oh geez.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah, because kids just don't know any better. They they
don't know a little bit better.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
But you know, I remember when I was a kid,
my dad told me to never lick a knife, and
he was talking about like a butter knife. And every
time I lick a knife, I think of that.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
You know, I've definitely been told that before too, and
I don't I feel like I've licked like butcher knives before,
just like it has something good on it. I just
like right into a bar of brownies and there's brownie
residue on it.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
And I'll think about my dad telling me exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, next emails is high All.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
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but life usually has me half answering text messages in
my head and forgetting to actually press sent two weeks later,
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time I wear that brand. I dislike supporting rich celebrities,
but I guess Chloe Kardashian would be the only exception.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Well, no one asked, but there you go. Have the
day you deserve.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Sarah the massage therapist, I actually have my Good American
gens on right now cause we rot it up.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Get off all so many. Let me put on my glass.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
They are they do fit very well. I think. Here,
I'll show you the back.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
That's where I struggle, where it's like kind of off
my back is my waist too smaller and my butt's
so big? Oh so it is like kind of baggy
back there. But also I've lost like a little bit
of way.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I look too big for you.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
You just.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Shut this ship out of my lip.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
I don't know what happened to you said, You turned
around and said look, and I was like, I don't
know if I should.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I feel like I just had like a zap from
I to gout or something on my lip.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
That happens to you often doesn't.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
It's so full of static electricity. I don't know what
it is.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
But those pants have been for you.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
It's truly. It's because I've lost some weight since I
bought these.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
But I anytime I go to open one of the
studio doors, their handles are metal, so I gently tap
it quick to get the quick shock out and then
I open it.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Now that's what I have to do in like the
wintery time. That is my life here.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
So and speaking of your pants, have you you know
like what the youths are doing where they put like
a shoelace in the back and like tie it like
it's a corset.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I have seen that, yet you could try that with
your The big booty.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Drop is that people trying to jerry rig like a belt.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well, No, not.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Really, they're just making it.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
They're just trying to have the waist fit better, not
necessarily like hold them up. It's more of like tightening
the area around the waist, right.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
I remember when I was a kid.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
I don't know if this was for girls, but like
children's place, jeans for boys used to have like little
adjustable straps like right here, like where you're like the
edges of your thighs, And I guess it would serve
that purpose.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
You could like pull it and just tighten how much
they were.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
And that's like that's the cool thing. Now you just
like loop it in the back with the like shoelace
and tie it tighter. Just think about it, Jenny, you
can be like a youth.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
No, I'm past that time of my life.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I'm not a youth anymore, and I'm okay with that
sort of Sometimes I think, hmm, what would I do
to be a youth again?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Last email for today. Heard the email from Shaye today
asking for protein recommendations, and I wanted to write in
the clear way. Protein powder from the company Buff Chick
Supplements is amazing. They have a few flavors, but cherry
limeade is my favorite. You just add it to water
and since it's clear, it makes a yummy juice instead
of the not clear protein powders that just tastes like
(14:11):
a disgusting excuse.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
For a milkshake. Oh, I hear you're there.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I've tried so many different types of protein powder and
I've never found one that's as good as this one.
I was so excited to write in about this.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Lol.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Okay, bye guys. That comes from Miranda once again. She said,
the clear Way protein powder from the company Buff Chick
Supplements and you can mix.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
It in with water.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Her favorite flavor, cherry limaid. Thank you, Miranda. I hope
that helps Shaye out. All right, that's going to do
it for the Minnesota goodbye today. Do you guys have
anything to add? We're about twenty seconds short of hitting
the fifteen minute mark.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Oh, Cherry limaid is such a mid flavor.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Cherry limaid.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It's just like it's just of what of anything?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah, it's just like.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Anything juice, but cherry it's just a whet.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
There's a big lime is too citrusy of a flavor
to go with cherry cher if.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I've never had cherry limemaid lucky.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I have Solius. I don't typically like it in most things,
but I.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Do get the poppies from Costco when they have like
a variety pack, and I think they have a cherry
limeid it's usually cherry limeade, Orange and strawberry lemonade are
the flavors they have together, and the cherry lime maid
is my least favorite.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Of those three. But I still fucks with it. I'll
still drink it.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
But I also know that poppy is not actually really
like that healthy. It's basically the same as drinking soda,
and so good on them for branding to the people
like me, who was like, ooh, it's a healthy soda.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
But let's get this idiot.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, ollipop is supposedly somewhat more healthy because it is
refrigerated and has the ingredients you need to remain healthy.
I don't know something like that, but maybe I'm wrong.
If you know more about it, whyn't you want to
add anything?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
All right?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Cut is cut?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Well, if you want the podcast to sound like that
the next day, please, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Don't emil.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
But if you don't want it to sound like that,
then send us your emails Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Dave will be back on
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Friday, so just one more day of us doing the podcast,
but as always, thanks for listening.
Ready, Bailey.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, all right, let's do the Minnesota goodbye. I think
John jaunt Jesus Jenny, she can't get her words out. Okay,
John might be joining us, might be joining us in
a bit, but we'll see. First off, hello, ladies, I
just finished Younger last week and honestly feel lost without it.
I loved it so much. No spoilers here, but just
(00:23):
wanted to share my opinion on Josh. He is the
hottest man I've ever laid eyes on. Wow, is all
I can say.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Thoughts. Thanks, love you guys.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Okay, I this comes from Sarah and Sarah I'm getting
to the end of it too, and I'm starting to
get really sad myself because I kind of like had
a slow burn the last couple of weeks. But I
really dove in when I first started watching it, and
there's like seven seasons or something. Yeah, but yes, I'm
obsessed with Josh. I also, oh, I think he's so hot.
Oh I think I wanted him and now I can't
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think of her name. But so, okay, Liza's character to
actually be together, even though I know it was unrealistic,
but yes, I loved him.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I love him, so I'm at about halfway through season
three right now. And I think I liked Josh right
at the beginning until it just and then I don't know,
they like leaned into him being so young, so then
everything he started to say was stupid to me. And
then I felt like I was in the same boat
as Liza, where he would say something stupid and I'd
be like, oh.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Gosh, he's young.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, So I mean, I think he's attractive, but I
really like her boss because right now she's kind of
like she's with Josh, but she's like flirty with her boss,
and I like her boss. I think he's attractive, but
I don't know what happens. I don't know what's going
to happen. I can't imagine her ending up with Josh
because fourteen years is a lot of years difference.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I also I love that show.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
I watch it a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I like the millennial nostalgia.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I would never, ever, in a million years, believe that
woman was twenty six.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
She looks forty.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I mean it's not exactly realistic, but it's still it's
a fun premise.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay, next to email, vantis here.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I've got here. I was trying to imagine what Josh
you were talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Josh Grob Yeah, Josh from the show Younger, it's his
character name. Yeah, Okay, Hi Minnesota, goodbye. This is Halle
and I just wanted to chime in to a conversation
from yesterday on the show. When you guys were talking
about what feels like being picked last in gym class
as an adult. Someone said not knowing someone's name after
meeting them multiple times. Well, I am a hairstylist and
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there have been many times I have greeted someone with
nice to meet you. I'm Halle and they say that
we have already met before. It is one of the
most awkward interactions I have in the salon. Honestly, in
that situation, I feel like it's more embarrassing for the
person that didn't remember them. Maybe that's just me, though.
Let me know your thoughts. Love you guys, thanks for
what you do. Yeah, I don't know. I try so
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hard to never even put myself in a position where
I potentially have met someone before and so I say Hi,
what's your name, like it's nice to meet you or something.
I try not to even use those phrases yeah, because
I mean we we do so many events, and we
meet so many people, and it makes us feel awful
if we've met you at an event before and then
you come up to us and we might recognize you
(03:10):
and we might not remember your name though, yeah, And
so I just never usually say like, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I just say hey, Hi, how is it going.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
They say, do you remember me?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I'll usually say yes, like, even if I don't remember
your name, I'll remember your face.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
I'll be like, yeah, oh, I'm transparent about it sometimes
and I'll just say like, I'll do what Jenny does,
like I won't say nice to meet you anything.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
And then when they say do you remember me, I'll
be like, remind me your name?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yeah, I'll say, remind me of your name. I'll say yes,
but remind me of your name.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Because I do.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
I'm big on remembering faces. But even people in this building.
We say this all the time. I remember so many
people in this building. They look the same, so and
I'll remember a conversation we had, but I will not
remember your name. I think guys, like when I go
to the barber shop, there's definitely people I run into
all the time that I've definitely seen before. But we
I think it's just the we both know a mutual hey.
Hey no names, no specific enough? Yes, so how's it been?
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It's been, how's the wife.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I tell one of my speech coach friends that I
wish everybody wore name tags, like in general, like especially
if you're in any kind of work setting or setting
where you know who the person is but you can't
remember their name. I just want everyone to wear a
name tag all the time, because that would just make
my life so much easier.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
It would make life easier. I agree.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
At Bubba Gum's just a fun little side story. So
obviously my name is Jenny, and at Bubba Gums people
love to make Jenny jokes because that's such a part
of the movie. So sometimes I would get a name
tag and write a different name on it because I
just didn't feel like dealing with it that day, and
so for that day, my name was chrisaf you heard
that one.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
At Disney, if you forgot your name tag, they would
give you a name tag from a drawer, either if
someone left their name tag by accident, or they had
Chris from Orlando, so your name would be Chris. If
you left your name tag somewhere else, so I often
saw lots of anytime you see a Chris from Orlando
and you're at Disney World and they're wearing that name tag,
their name is not Chris.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
They're not from Orlando.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Right, Okay, moving on, Hello morning, Choe crew.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I just had to chime in regarding microwave stories as
I was listening to yours today and immediately knew I
had to share mine because it's kind of similar, except
instead of metal, it was styrofoam. Sorry if it gets
long and rambly, but when I was in elementary school,
I liked to eat vanilla Oreo cookies and had the
bright idea one day to melt them in the microwave
(05:28):
to make vanilla cream. I'm not quite sure what I
was thinking, but my dumbass thought I'll just cook them
in a styrofoam bowl. So I put the cookies in
the microwave bowl and all, and after some time I
start to smell a chemical smell.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I open the microwave and smoke comes.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Billowing out and the bowl is all burnt with brown
spots and holes in it. I was home alone, as
my mom had taken my little brother to the park.
Had she been home, she would not have allowed this,
which in hindsight may have been why I chose to
wait until she was gone to begin with. So I
pick up the landline and call her cell phone in
a panic. Thankfully, the microwave wasn't on fire, just smoking,
(06:04):
and this was before my parents upgraded their smoke detectors,
so no alarms got triggered. But nonetheless, she came home
in a hurry and I got a big talking to
about why you don't put styrofoam in a microwave. Could
have been much worse, but that's just one on a
long list of dumb things I did in my prime.
We laugh about it now, but it's one of those
(06:24):
things I can't live down anyway. I just wanted to
share thanks as always for keeping me entertained. No need
for a sticker, as this isn't my first time emailing,
and no dart liking unless it's with vanilla oreos, all right,
and that comes from Kevin.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Thank you. Kevin.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You really nice to put that in the microwave either syrophone.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Yeah, I know that you shouldn't like. I've heard that
like the chemicals like seep into your food, right, but
I didn't hear that you.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
I didn't know that you couldn't.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, I'm doing Oops.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
The next one says, hello morning Zoo. Sorry Dave, but
this is going to be a girly sent podcast topic. Well,
Dave's not here today, so let's get into it spont
here though, Bond is here. Okay, it says I'm back
the Trap Shooter. I'm informing Bailey and Jenny of an
awesome opportunity coming up Women's Day shoot at West End
Trap Club in Egan, Minnesota. It will be on May seventeenth.
(07:18):
It will be the second annual shoot and a true
opportunity for beginners. You will be able to shoot at
some simple targets or a whole round of trap if
you chose to. I will be there helping and coaching.
Please come and check it out if you guys can.
It's a really nice way to try something new without
the pressure of feeling like a fish out of water.
If you guys are interested, let me know. I can
provide you with the information or the phone number. Take care, guys.
(07:41):
And that is from Jamie. Okay, Jamie, that's fun. Bailey,
I feel like took a.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Note of it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, I wrote it down though, I did check my
planner and I will be in Kansas City for the
National Speech Tournament, and.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That is my birthday, so I'm not sure if I
will be going to that.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But Jamie, thank you so much for the information.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I mean, we appreciates up again. Yea Jamie, Halla at me?
That sounds fun. I think I'm I'm definitely.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
More interested in shooting trap shooting than Jenny is so
definitely a Halla at you, girl, because that would be cool.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Okay, we're getting some more microwave stories coming in, so
this is titled Tinfoil in Microwave. Yes, I unfortunately learned
this lesson the hard way at a much too old age.
I brought leftover pizza to school for lunch in seventh grade.
I was a new kid at a private school. The
lunchroom was just a classroom with thirty plus kids altogether.
I put pizza slice wrapped in tinfoil in the microwave
(08:37):
and sparks for loop.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It was so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I'll never forget that one that comes from bff Becca
from Stanley, Wisconsin.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Stanley, Wisconsin, do you know her?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I actually don't even think I know where Stanley Wisauson is,
but I do know, I do know everyone else besides
Becca Wisconsin.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
That just my favorite bit when people say yeah, things
like our bum odds city, bumblefuck Wisconsin, Wisconsin, bumblefuck New Jersey,
and the same thing people like, oh, you've ever been there,
n never heard of.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It for a city bumblefuck?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
You know anybody there?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Ummm all right, what else we got? Another microwave story?
Thought I would share my story one wonderful day while
I went to use the restroom, I came back just
to sit down and heard the micro wave lo and behold.
My three year old daughter at the time decides to
microwave her kids tablet.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Thankfully she only hit the thirty second button, but it
was definitely toast. Needless to say, the added protection plan
did not cover a burned tablet.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Hope this makes you.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Have a good laugh for the day. That comes from Alicia. Dang,
your three year old was wild in with that tablet.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Wilding out three year old, Like kids just do the
craziest things. My stepmom text me yesterday my youngest sister,
she's nine, and she said that she what is it
grabbed like a regular knife, like a like a just
not a butter knife, and she was trying to make
a peanut butter and jelly, and she's just like cutting
into whatever.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Just so.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
I don't know, just being aggressive with a big ass knife.
It's not like mining her own business. It's a big
knife that.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
A giant Oh geez.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah, because kids just don't know any better. They they
don't know a little bit better.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
But you know, I remember when I was a kid,
my dad told me to never lick a knife, and
he was talking about like a butter knife. And every
time I lick a knife, I think of that.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
You know, I've definitely been told that before too, and
I don't I feel like I've licked like butcher knives before,
just like it has something good on it. I just
like right into a bar of brownies and there's brownie
residue on it.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
And I'll think about my dad telling me exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, next emails is high All.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I'm trying to be a frequent contributed to the podcast,
but life usually has me half answering text messages in
my head and forgetting to actually press sent two weeks later,
among other things. This is Jenny All and all other
women looking for jeans. Good American is top notch. I
highly recommend investing and taking advantage of their fifty dollars
off your first pair, because once you find ones that
(11:08):
you love, you have a hard time wearing anything else. However,
their one size fits all a highly innovative gene that
can't fit up to four sizes for body fluctuations. None
of those worked for me, So for reference, I'm five
to three, one hundred and twenty pounds, twenty five inch waists,
thirty inch chips. So apparently the one size fits all
does not actually fit all, but I get compliments every
(11:29):
time I wear that brand. I dislike supporting rich celebrities,
but I guess Chloe Kardashian would be the only exception.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Well, no one asked, but there you go. Have the
day you deserve.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Sarah the massage therapist, I actually have my Good American
gens on right now cause we rot it up.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Get off all so many. Let me put on my glass.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
They are they do fit very well. I think. Here,
I'll show you the back.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
That's where I struggle, where it's like kind of off
my back is my waist too smaller and my butt's
so big? Oh so it is like kind of baggy
back there. But also I've lost like a little bit
of way.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I look too big for you.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
You just.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Shut this ship out of my lip.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
I don't know what happened to you said, You turned
around and said look, and I was like, I don't
know if I should.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I feel like I just had like a zap from
I to gout or something on my lip.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
That happens to you often doesn't.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
It's so full of static electricity. I don't know what
it is.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
But those pants have been for you.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
It's truly. It's because I've lost some weight since I
bought these.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
But I anytime I go to open one of the
studio doors, their handles are metal, so I gently tap
it quick to get the quick shock out and then
I open it.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Now that's what I have to do in like the
wintery time. That is my life here.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
So and speaking of your pants, have you you know
like what the youths are doing where they put like
a shoelace in the back and like tie it like
it's a corset.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I have seen that, yet you could try that with
your The big booty.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Drop is that people trying to jerry rig like a belt.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well, No, not.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Really, they're just making it.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
They're just trying to have the waist fit better, not
necessarily like hold them up. It's more of like tightening
the area around the waist, right.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
I remember when I was a kid.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
I don't know if this was for girls, but like
children's place, jeans for boys used to have like little
adjustable straps like right here, like where you're like the
edges of your thighs, And I guess it would serve
that purpose.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
You could like pull it and just tighten how much
they were.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
And that's like that's the cool thing. Now you just
like loop it in the back with the like shoelace
and tie it tighter. Just think about it, Jenny, you
can be like a youth.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
No, I'm past that time of my life.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I'm not a youth anymore, and I'm okay with that
sort of Sometimes I think, hmm, what would I do
to be a youth again?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Last email for today. Heard the email from Shaye today
asking for protein recommendations, and I wanted to write in
the clear way. Protein powder from the company Buff Chick
Supplements is amazing. They have a few flavors, but cherry
limeade is my favorite. You just add it to water
and since it's clear, it makes a yummy juice instead
of the not clear protein powders that just tastes like
(14:11):
a disgusting excuse.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
For a milkshake. Oh, I hear you're there.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I've tried so many different types of protein powder and
I've never found one that's as good as this one.
I was so excited to write in about this.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Lol.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Okay, bye guys. That comes from Miranda once again. She said,
the clear Way protein powder from the company Buff Chick
Supplements and you can mix.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
It in with water.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Her favorite flavor, cherry limaid. Thank you, Miranda. I hope
that helps Shaye out. All right, that's going to do
it for the Minnesota goodbye today. Do you guys have
anything to add? We're about twenty seconds short of hitting
the fifteen minute mark.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Oh, Cherry limaid is such a mid flavor.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Cherry limaid.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It's just like it's just of what of anything?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah, it's just like.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Anything juice, but cherry it's just a whet.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
There's a big lime is too citrusy of a flavor
to go with cherry cher if.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I've never had cherry limemaid lucky.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I have Solius. I don't typically like it in most things,
but I.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Do get the poppies from Costco when they have like
a variety pack, and I think they have a cherry
limeid it's usually cherry limeade, Orange and strawberry lemonade are
the flavors they have together, and the cherry lime maid
is my least favorite.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Of those three. But I still fucks with it. I'll
still drink it.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
But I also know that poppy is not actually really
like that healthy. It's basically the same as drinking soda,
and so good on them for branding to the people
like me, who was like, ooh, it's a healthy soda.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
But let's get this idiot.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, ollipop is supposedly somewhat more healthy because it is
refrigerated and has the ingredients you need to remain healthy.
I don't know something like that, but maybe I'm wrong.
If you know more about it, whyn't you want to
add anything?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
All right?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Cut is cut?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Well, if you want the podcast to sound like that
the next day, please, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Don't emil.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
But if you don't want it to sound like that,
then send us your emails Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Dave will be back on
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Friday, so just one more day of us doing the podcast,
but as always, thanks for listening.
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