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June 9, 2025 • 19 mins
Jenny tells a stripper story, we talk tourism, and Dave turns down an invitation.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're going to open the Minnesota Goodbye with a story
about a stripper and a dollar bill.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I was at the Gay Nineties for a bachelor at
party on Friday night, and this girl had just like
a very very tiny bikini kind of looking top and
then this g string song, like there was nothing but
like a string.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Now, she's a customer, a patron.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
No, she is someone who dances at the Gay Nineties
for entertainment purposes. And I don't know if technically you
would call her a stripper. She was accepting money, she
was in a very scandalous get up and whatever. But
there are polls on a lot of the bars at
the Gay nineties, So she was on one of the poles.
There was a guy on the other one on that bar,

(00:39):
and I'm looking at her and I'm admiring her, like
she's killing it. She's doing things I would never be
able to do. But then my friend points out that
there is a dollar bill that's kind of in a
circular shape that looks like it's sticking out of her butthole.
And my friend is like, I don't get it, Like
does she have that shoved in her buttthole? She's very

(01:00):
small too, so it's not like she's got a bunch
of like jingle like holding it in, you know. And
the thong was just a straight line, like a piece
of string on her ass as that long is. Yeah,
So we kind of watched for probably longer than we
needed to to try to figure out if that dollar
bill was just shoved in her buttthole, and I think
it was. That's why it was staying there, because it
didn't move like it remained there if she went around

(01:22):
the pole as she put her legs up above her
head all this stuff. So it was like, girl, what
have you got to do to make that money and
attract the people? I mean, I was intrigued, but.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I guess you are you are talking about it.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I also it was at the very end of the
night for me because it was about twelve thirty am,
and I was sitting on a chair nearby and I
just was over dancing and I was exhausted at that point,
so there was nothing else for me to do about
watch her and the dollar bill in her buttthole. So
I did.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
It's like it's like something you can't take your eyes off.
It's like a bat, a car accident.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
You're like, is that up her m. But there was
a years ago we did a Halloween party at Sneaky
Pete's and this was probably fifteen maybe longer ago, fifteen
twenty years ago, and there was a woman and her
friend and they wanted to be in the costume contest. Okay,

(02:14):
we'll put you, and so they were in lingerie and
one was she had a thong on, and so she
was crawling around on her hands and knees and you
could see her butthole and we were like do we
stop her? Do we because the thong was like right there,
not covering the whole area. Yeah, And we're like, this

(02:35):
is not this is not right, this is not good.
We can't have people. Does she even know? Does she care?
Is she drunk and was very uncomfortable And I don't
remember exactly what we did, but I think after a
like thirty seconds, were like, Okay, thank you very much.
You have any buttthole stories, set Bailey.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I don't have any butt whole stories more?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh you do?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
No.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Just remember we went to Valley Fair one time and
I was waiting in line and a guy had a
hat on that said show me your butthole yea or show.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Me that hat. Yeah, and what Trip has that hot
Trip has that hat?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yes, honestly, nothing about that surprises me. That funny took
a picture of it and sent it to you and
Fallen and I don't know who else was on the
show at that time. I remember seeing it, but we
had talked about it on the show and we were
all like, man, you're at Valley Fair with a bunch
of kids running around. You think you maybe could have
picked one of your ten hats you probably have hanging
in your closet that doesn't say show me that butthole.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, come on, wow, that is funny. All right, Moving
on to the emails here, because we always need more
emails for the Minnesota Goodbye. Here we go. I wanted
to ask if one Nita has ever been on the
radio live with you guys before. If not, what the
hell are you all waiting for? Ask her to join
one morning or even join in the Minnesota Goodbye that is,

(03:54):
of course, if one Needa wants to or has time.
I just love her weekly rants. That would be fun
to have her come in day and shoot the shit
with y'all. From Alison, I think we asked her to
come in to host the mixtape game.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
One time we did, but she worked four nights and
so it just timing wise wasn't going to work with
her schedule. But we have said that we'll try to
get her in some other time that does work.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I hope I didn't read this one before, but I
don't think I have. It says it's catching up on
the Minnesota Goodbye. And I heard Dave talking about the
amount of Japanese tourists at Yellowstone. It was really, I mean,
just like amazing. There was probably one third of all
the people that I saw at Yellowstone were Japanese. And
I mean that's great. If they have like such a

(04:37):
booming economy that they want to come over here and
see probably something that there's nothing like that that exists
in Japan, then great.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
And it's like, okay, well we just were in Japan
six or seven years ago with my family, and so
they want to come over here and look at Yellowstone Park.
Fuck yeah, yeah, for sure boring it own anyway. I
used to live in Idaho in the sun working at
a golf course as a kid. Where I worked was
about an hour out of Yellowstone and an hour out
of Jackson Hole. Before COVID, there'd be large tour buses

(05:11):
with Asian tourist who would come for vacation travel together
in a bus. They'd fly in to Salt Lake City
or Idaho Falls. It was pretty slick because they rolled
to have their interpreter with them. I could be way
off base, but my guess is the buses are back.
I think they mean after COVID. Yeah, so yeah, it's
super cool.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I would love to go on like a tour bus
to a different country because, like, like they said, Okay,
if they have these tour buses, they have an interpreter there,
and I know, like when I worked at Disney, we
would get tons of tour buses from like Brazil and
then they'd have like a person translating for them as
they all walked around the park. Yeah, and I would
totally go on way more of vacations if I could

(05:51):
guarantee that I had somebody there to translate and I
was with other people who spoke English, then I wouldn't
feel like I don't know what's going on, I don't
speak the language and I'm lost.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
You know, Here's what I know. I'm not a world traveler.
I'm not you know, I've been to. I didn't go
to Europe until I was well into my forties, I think.
And this is what I can tell you about Germany, Italy, Paris.
If you go to the touristy spots, and you will,
because why wouldn't you. Everybody there speaks English. Germany. I

(06:22):
remember the very first day we checked in. The guy
behind the counter looked like a twenty five year old
Seth Myers, and I'm like, Sprachens English or whatever the
world is, and he's like, yes, of course, and I
was like ah. And everybody spoke really good English, except
when we went to the castle that the Disney Castle
is modeled after. Neus Schwafstein is the name of the castle,

(06:45):
and it's beautiful. And I was at a gift shop
and one woman there did not speak very good English,
and that was really and I learned to speak a
little bit of German, and I remember buying shoes and
I was able to talk about the price of shoes.
But if you go anywhere in Europe to they're gonna
speak English. In Japan, we had an interpreter. We sprung
the extra whatever it was to have an interpreter because

(07:07):
it is such a different culture.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, especially then too, because then if you have an interpreter,
not only are they interpreting the language for you, but
they are interpreting like the cultural norms, like so you
don't mess up and like, gosh, what if you, you know,
take something with the wrong hand and you insult somebody's
mother or whatever, you know, they can interpret what not
to do is.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
It's funny when you say take something with the wrong hand.
When they hand you something in Japan, you take it
with both hands. Yeah, like when they hand you your
credit card, you take it back with both.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Hands or your right hand. But your left hand is dirty.
I know that for a fact. That's why you don't
take things with your left hand. And when I worked
in your left hand band, you filthy pay exactly. When
I worked in retail and somebody I don't know, like
Japanese would come up to me, I would anytime I
handed something back to them, I would always try to
do it with both hands. And that's kind of hard
to like train yourself to do that, you guys, I'm like,

(08:01):
so the opposite of both of you.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
I don't want tourist guides or anything. I want to
just like fumble my way through things. And now I'm
also not a world traveler, but I did go to Thailand,
and I mean we didn't have a translator at all.
We tried to learn some of the language, like the
basics and stuff, and then just chatted with people through
like hand motions and laughter a lot of times. And
I feel like that's part of the experience in my opinion.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
I mean, that's just fun. It'd be different if you
went with somebody. Yeah, that's yea find some I.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Could see that.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
But I also like, I'm the hypocritical tourist who hates tourists,
so like I don't like to be on anyone else's times.
I hate being on a tour bus. I just want
to do things when I want to do them, and
be done with it and leave and go to the
next thing when I want to do it.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, I kind of fall
in the middle of that. One. I think certain things
I would like to be on a tour because I
would like somebody to like when we went to Normandy,
we were in Paris and we went to you know,
Omaha Beach where the you know, the Allies beat the
Germans back in World War Two, and I was real
glad we were on a bus because they're like this
over here is this, This over here is this, and

(09:04):
this over here is this. And if it wasn't for that,
I would have been like all right. Next email this
from Kate Kelly Gustafson and she said, what the hell
do you guys even do? Hopefully you got your attention
so you'll open the email and read it on the
Minnesota goodbye. I am curious of all your responsibilities as DJ, producer, host, etc.

(09:25):
Like I heard Dave talking about going to a music
summit discovering doja cat? Lol? Does that mean he gets
to make the decisions on what music is played on
the radio? What other unique and cool responsibilities do the
rest of you outside of what we hear on the radio?
What do you love and hate about your jobs? Love
y'all from Katie No, I got to go to the

(09:45):
music summit is kind of a treat, kind of like
you know, like DuPont might have a trip to Nashville
as kind of like, oh, we're gonna go to Nashville
or we're gonna go to you know, I work for
Benjamin Moore Paints and I'm gonna go to whatever and
go to Las Vegas. So they said come to the
music summit, and I got to go along, and I

(10:06):
got to see like all these artists perform or present
their songs. And the second I heard doja Katam like
that song is a smash because it just you know,
it wasn't easy. It wasn't hard to tell that song
was a smash hit. But I certainly do not pick
the music here on KATWB at all.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Our boss Rich is more so him and Zach Dylon.
He is the music director. The two of them have
meetings every single Tuesday, I think it is, and discuss
what music's going to either be at it or taken away,
or what they want to play more of. They've just
tried to throw his coffee cup in the fucking garbage
and he miss get it for me flonky klonk in

(10:44):
the background. I swear, I mean, I appreciate the motivation
to continue to shoot your shot there, but you miss
most of the time.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
We had it absolutely false. I missed I nearly. I
get it nearly every single time, and then.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
You spill shit everywhere. There's like a when I have
to run the board where Dave sits if he's in
Colorado or he's on vacation. There is a pool of
salt where you sit and stand, there's a pool of
salt because Dave also just sprinkles salts all over eggs.
It's on the ground, it's everywhere, and I sit and
I have to clean that area up before I can

(11:22):
even engage because I'm a clean freak.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
I'm not gonna argue. No, I mean, it's kind of true.
I don't know. It's like, this is where we live
for four or five hours out of the day. It's
gonna get a little bit ratty over here. Not ratty,
So responsibilities, I will do mine really quickly. Here we
come up with content. It's like, Okay, what do we
want to talk about in the show? But we all do.
But I've been doing it the longest, so I'm kind

(11:47):
of like majorly responsible for a lot of the content.
And then I also get the joy of shooting down
other people's idea for content. Like last week, Bailey was
bringing up something and I was giving you a hard time.
I said, Bailey, that's a stupid idea. Stop it. I
remember what that was. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Lelly lists the ones that I.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Have, but but it was funny because Bailey's like, I
think we should do this, and I said, Bailey, nobody
likes that idea. Stop it, shut up. And I was
saying it in a way like, yes, I met it's
a dumb idea, and it was, but I was trying
to make you laugh at the same time, so I
get the joy. It's kind of like you're the doctor
that gets to tell people that are going to die,
so I get to tell Jenny, yeah, you know what,

(12:24):
that's not really a good idea. But at the same time,
I'm definitely like when I bring up an idea and
I'm readed with silence, I go well, by the fact
that you guys aren't saying anything, I can tell you
hate that idea, and you guys will say like, yeah, Dave,
people don't really do that anymore. Or I'll be like, hey,
let's do the facts of the day and bring up
something like old fashioned and I'm joking you guys, Yeah,

(12:48):
people don't really do that anymore. So I feel definitely
like you guys can give it back to me and
tell me when I have a shit idea.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, yeah, I would say. My job is to respond
to Dave as he Speaks, and I put together the podcast,
and I have a Saturday show, and I put up
the Minnesota Goodbye. And I hate listing the stuff that
I do because I still feel new even though I've
been here a year, and I'm sure there's more I
could do, but I just need someone to tell me

(13:15):
to do it or else. I don't know. So I
feel like I could be doing more stuff, but I
don't know what everyone else is doing.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
And mine playing and simple is I'm the detail and
leader of the group project. That's who I am. If
you can think of the leader of the group project
in school, that's pretty much me. I make sure shit happens.
I make sure things get scheduled, and I make sure
Dave knows what's coming up in two minutes, because.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
A lot of the time, it's like there's like keeping
a lot of balls in the air. I mean, we
all do, but I'm sitting over here. I got all
the buttons and equipment to run. I've got to keep
things moving forward, and so I get a lot of
balls in the air, so I will literally forget what
we're about to do. In eight seconds, Jenny, what are
we doing? Oh, we're going to talk about the best
places in Minnesota to go for the weekend. Okay, yeah, good,

(13:58):
ye Can I tell you something I want to tell
This is just something that I want to run by
you because we're very transparent. So I got a DM
yesterday from somebody who said, Dave Love, you have grown
up with your show. Would really have my officiant for
my wedding dropped out last minute or dropped out? On

(14:20):
September twenty fifth? Will you come to Duluth to marry
me and my fiance? You know, you can fly the
plane up land at the local airport, but will come
pick you up? Susan can come along too, will feed you?
Will you come and marry me? And I was like

(14:40):
absolutely not. And the reason I'm like absolutely not is like,
why I don't know you. I am so flattered that
you want me to come and marry you, but there's
no way I'm going to take a day out of
my life to fly to somebody's wedding that I don't know, yeah,
to marry them in exchange for you know, free roast

(15:03):
beef and mashed potatoes. And I'm not. It wasn't rude
of them to ask. It was very flattering for them
to ask, but it was also puzzling that somebody would
think that I would actually say yes to that. Does
that sound like? Do I sound like a dick?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
I think the only reason people might think you sound
like a dick is they don't understand how much people
ask us to do because most people in their everyday
job as an accountant or a teacher, or they're not
being well, maybe I shouldn't speak for teachers, but yeah,
an accountant. They're not asking a random accountant to come
officiate their wedding or to show up to their kids
birthday party because they've been listening to that accountant for

(15:39):
thirty two years.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
So I feel like that's why it might come off
like you're being a dick, But truly, no, I I
good for them for asking and shooting their shot, but
I'm sure that they probably thought there was a point
zero five percent that you'd say yes. Yeah so, and
I'm like right there with you. That's a that's a
big ask. And personally, I don't like people who do
things like that because I feel like that's an entitled

(16:04):
characteristic of people. What do you mean, like they are
not considering you in that they're only considering the benefit
that they're getting from it. They're not really Okay, you're
getting free food. Cool, But like, how about the prep
you have to do to get ready to officiate it
and the entire day? And also I think people are
confused and think that you have a plane. You don't
have your own plane. You have to go like rent

(16:27):
a plane, go to an airport, fly up.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I just that's where I get frustrated with stuff when
people ask for things that they don't necessarily deserve.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Okay, fair enough, any thoughts, Bailey, Well, I.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Mean I feel how how I I don't know, I
get what you think, Like, do I sound like a dick?
Because if it's like why would you ever think I
would do something like that? That does kind of sound dicky,
But also like the sentiment is real though, like you
saying that's going to take up a whole day, I
don't know you all of that's like super valid. And

(16:59):
I think I think the reason they think that you
would say yes in the first place is because you
have officiated listeners weddings before, so they're taking the pass
and they're like, Okay, this makes sense, he'll say yes.
Because he's done it before fair enough, so I see
both sides to it, Like I wouldn't shame them, but
I get where they're coming from.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
I guess I think most of the weddings that I've
done for listeners have been they came to us, like
I've done several at the State Fair, several at Treasure Island,
several here at the radio station. So anyway, when I
first got like, and anybody can do this, that's the
thing you can go on. I think it's called God
Church of I don't know dot com and it's not

(17:40):
church dot com, Universal Life Church. Just search Universal Life Church.
You can get ordained. You can be religious or not,
and they will like you can basically marry people. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
I have a ton of friends who are ordained. Yeah,
like just online.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, but yeah, go do that. Check that out if
you want to do that, maybe this summer. Okay, moving
on to our next email. I'm going to hit the
lead on that one, and this one is for Bailey
and Jenny. Question about dating. If you're considering dating a
guy and you discover he doesn't have any social media accounts,

(18:22):
is that a red flag or a green flag? Do
most people you date you try to date have social
media accounts. Jenny will start with you's had a red
flag or a green flag.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I would say it's neither. I don't think it's a
flag period. It's just an interesting quality to have at
this point in life, especially someone around mine and Bailey's age,
because you probably should have some social media, so I
probably would question, like do they have some sketchy side accounts?
You know? Yeah, but I don't know. I think you
get to know someone and some people just don't do
social media like they really are just like I don't

(18:56):
want to be on the internet. It's like my sister
and I are a year and a half apart, and
she has to ask me how to post a reel
a lot of times. Oh really, and she does social media,
but she just doesn't know how to do much. So
I don't think that's out of the norm for someone
to not have it, But of the younger generations, it's
pretty strange.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah, I would say, I mean, I would hope that
they would have some kind of social media. Even if
you have an Instagram account and the last picture you
posted was in twenty twenty one, like that's fine. At
least you have one to like stay, you know, up
to date with what's going on in the world, because
if you don't have any social media, then I'm thinking like, okay,
that's sus. Why don't you have any social media? Do

(19:37):
you think you're better than me because you don't have
any That's how my brain would work there, right.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
That is going to do it for the Minnesota Goodbye.
Send your emails in to Ryan's show at kadiwb dot com.
Anything you want to talk about. We'd love to hear
from you.
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