June 5, 2025 • 18 mins
We talk about turning down dates, Disney adults, and hearing our own voices.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, ready for the Minnesota good bye. Let's see
what we got here in the email. Don't say my name.
I will just I just sent a message with random topics,
but I forgot to mention how awkward is it to
turn down a date? I will say this is from
a woman. By the way, I won't say your name
today mine of my own business. A man complimented me
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on my physical appearance, and I asked if I would
go to dinner with him sometime. First. I'm thirty five,
I got a thirteen year old and a six year
old that've been happily single for over eight years. God's choice.
I'm opinionated, and I don't know how to date as
I'm a busy mom with shit to do. OI. I
thanked him and acknowledged and respected his efforts to ask
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me out. I'd explain my life is too busy, which
it is, but it was also not. I was not
physically attracted him at all. The guy was bummed, and
I felt bad. Have any of you ever been randomly
asked out and turned it down? Was it weird? Awkward?
Do you regret it anyone.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Randomly? I mean, yeah, I've been randomly asked out quite
a bit, but I mean I shouldn't say quite a
bit that sounds conceited. I have, but yeah, I just
turned down the people who I don't know who they
are and I'm not interested.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Mine are always like old coworkers that ask me out
because I have to talk to them because they're my coworkers.
So they assume, oh, she's being nice to me, so
she must be interested in me and I'm not, and
they'll like corner me in a place that I can't
leave and they'll be like, hey, you know, if you
ever wanted to, we could totally go and get coffee sometime.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm like, oh, well, I'll have to look at my planner.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I honestly think that guys need to be aware of
whether you get any kind of a signal. I would
never go up to somebody and say, she said I
was minding my own business and a man complimented me
on my physical appearance and then asked if I would
go to dinner sometime. Now, to me, I think guys
need to be aware. You can't just go up to
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somebody that you think is hot and say, hey, you're
really beautiful, would you like to go to dinner sometime,
because I don't think the answer is unless he's really attractive. Also,
and I think guys are really bad estimators of how
attractive they are, just like guys are bad estimators of
how good they are in bed. Every guy thinks that
he's a great lover, a great driver, and he's funny.
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And most guys are none of the above maybe one
of the three. And I'm a guy, I'm none of
the above. I'm kind of funny. That's really all I got.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
That's kind of it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, But I think that guys need to look at
a woman and go, Wow, she's beautiful, and then think
am I going to be attractive to her? If you
look at couples, they usually are about equally attractive, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, And then also like even if even if you think, oh,
she's attractive and I'm attractive walking up and being like, Hi,
you're beautiful, would you like to go on a date
with me, it just puts her in such an awkward position, Yeah,
because what if she doesn't want to. And I'm the
kind of person that I'm not going to lie and
say like, oh, I have a boyfriend, because it because
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then they respect that I have a boyfriend. They don't
respect me, and so it's just an awkward situation and
I never really know what to say. So I'm always
like huhuh, oh, okay, maybe.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I yeah, there's there's something else is gonna say about
that one, but I think that fuck, I totally drew blank.
I forgot what I was gonna say. Jenny, do you
have anything to add to this one?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
No, just the frustration that Bailey just brought up about
the fact that, like someone will consistently pursue you and
you can say no, no, no, and finally you say
I have a boyfriend, and then they're like, oh okay.
And that's really frustrating as a woman that like they
don't respect you saying no yeah, and then you say
you have a boyfriend, and then they're like, oh okay, yeah,
I respect it. This man is in your life, then okay.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Side note, I work with the twins on some events
with the wives and girlfriends what lives they live, but
there's maybe two attractive players and very few who are single.
With the way my single life is going, I fantasize
about dating a retired baseball player who's busy with his life,
and I can continue with mine when he's in town,
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hang out, dinner, shag, maybe throw in and I love
you to keep him and keep him hooked. Wouldn't mind
going out to a few out of state games either.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Okay, that sounds random, infect that sounds so nice. Yeah,
if you had Yeah, because if you had a man
who was gone for some of the time so you
can still live your own life. But then when he's there,
you you know, have a great time and he's probably
a hot baseball player.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That sounds nice, And it's nice if you're into, like
your partner sleeping with other people.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Sure, that's a bold statement, Jenny, No.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's true. I know. I've known of NFL players that
they bang somebody different in every town that they were in. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Not Joe Mauer. Joe Mauer would never he drinks milk.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I've been told from sources close to athletes that even
the good ones, even the quote religion just ones, are
out paying well, you know, I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I think the thing is is they're very fit. We
are attracted to fit people, we just are, that's our biology.
We are attracted to guys who have like a certain
percentage of body fat and women who have this and whatever.
And then there are people who they what do they
call them, jock sniffers, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Well, jersey chaser, jersey chasers, puck sluts.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I don't like that one. What is it that was
for hockey players? Puck slut?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Puck sluts? Okay, And there are definitely people who are
you know, and if you're it's like you're a rock
star and you go out and there are women who
want no strings sex, like right now in the back
of your tour bus and you're a hotel room. They
only want twenty minutes of your time. I mean, there's
gonna be people who find that difficult to pass up. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I feel like most women though that are trying to
sleep with an athlete aren't actually looking for no string sex.
I don't really get pregnant and then like lock that
person in for child sea years. But also so like
I'm not even I want to also say that like,
shame on these women who do these things too, because
I think that's really shitty. Also, when you know that
an athlete's married, like that sucks. And you know it's
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always like women sliding into these guys dms or like
hanging out at the places they know athletes are going
to be hanging out at it's always I don't know
so anyways, I just don't think that dabbling in dating
a professional athlete is the best for you if you
want someone who's loyal.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Okay, all right, Next one from Sarah Dave, Ryan Crew. Holy.
There are a lot of Sarah's out there, and I
think most of us are in our thirties. Oftentimes, when
another Sarah's message gets read, I'm like, hey, is that
me number two? I've yet to hear a parent call
out to their young Sarah these days. Is this name
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on the outs like Cindy, Jennifer or Judy? Yeah? I
think so.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I don't know that a lot of people are naming
their baby Sarah anymore, or in the last fifteen years
or so.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I know so many Sarah's. I think most of my
best friends are named Sarah. I'm actually I even want to,
like know how many.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Sarahs do I have in my phone because it's probably
an insane amount Sarah's and Andy's and Ryan's. I know
so many one, two, three, four, five, six, I have
six Sarah's in my phone.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Wow. Maybe you're around the age where that was a
very popular name, big name a different topic. Check your
bank statements. I've been getting fake Apple and Amazon transactions
on iPhones. This setting, you can see your purchase history.
And Apple has set unauthorized deposits in my daughter's account,
yet when I check her account, there's nothing to prove it. Strange. Okay, Uh. Finally,
(07:40):
I listen to the episode of financial Tips. Keeps reminding me.
I get nervous about money, but I know I need
to do all of these suggestions. Next one, pretty privilege.
Someone suggested that I didn't recognize that I have pretty privilege,
but I rarely received outward gestures like Internet influencers seem
to get or like the story of hot local girls.
(08:02):
Men rarely say hi to me. Yet I'm told I'm
pretty from clients and friends, So I don't know. I
think that's the best kind of pretty woman is the
one who is either not aware or she is aware
and doesn't use it for you know, evil, evil, or
favors or whatever. And trust me, I've known all kinds
of women for my entire life, and one of my
(08:23):
favorites was she was six foot no five foot eleven, blonde, brilliant,
super athletic, and she really struggled with being pretty. She's like,
guys hit on me all the time. They all want
to have sex. Every time a guy shows any interest
in me, I think all you want to do is
have sex with me. And I'm like, yeah, probably Initially
you're right, And she is in and out of relationships
(08:46):
of not bad guys, but relationships that turn bad, and
so it's kind of a blessing and a curse. But
I think that it's like in the one D song,
Yeah you don't know you're beautiful, that's what makes you beautiful.
And I think that you I think that we become
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aware of about how attractive we are by the time
we're about fourteen or fifteen. I become I became aware
of the fact that I was unattractive in junior high
when a couple of girls were talking in pottery class
and said I looked like a monkey. Now, yeah, so
that let me know. And then one time I was
walking down the stairs between classes at Air Academy High
School and a girl looked at me and went woof, woof. No,
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she didn't know, seriously she did.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I mean I got called dog face all throughout middle
school in high school, so I feel you as a boy.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
People would think I was a boy.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They thought you were a boy. It was the hair,
though you had terrible bangs. Probably could all right, thank
you Sarah in Cheska, and I'm going to send you
a staff writer sticker, so thank you. This next email
is in response to the woman who was complaining about
Disney adults in Japan. Remember this a couple of days ago.
(10:03):
Lexi says, I got a response to the woman who
email on Monday about going to Disneyland at Disney in Japan.
My response is, sit down, Oh, you just got back
from a two week vacation in Japan, something the majority
of the population will never get to do. And you
have the adudacity the bitch about adults being at Disney
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because your spoiled kids have to wait in line. Guess
what the adults had to wait in line too. It's
an all ages attraction and the adults that are at
Disney are probably living out a dream that their parents
couldn't afford to give them as a child. God forbid.
We let people enjoy things. Basically, Bailey's response to that
email was spot on. What did you say?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
That's what Bailey said.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
I just said, yeah, like it's a way that you
can relive your childhood and you know, experience magic, and adults.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Don't really get that opportunity a lot of the times.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
So okay, I.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Love when you read emails in your old bitchy voice.
And then now you're going to piss off the woman
who wrote in about the Disney adults.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, no, I'm not trying to. I tried to put
some color into the ear.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah, you just sent that email and probably was just
casually sitting down at their desk like okay, like this
is my thought, but Dave's like.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Sitsh shit down. She goes on to say, yes, I
am bitter that I can't afford to do things I
want to do, but even if I could, this lady
still would have irritated me. Just had to get that
off my chest. Love y'all from Lexi. That's a really
good point. I mean, you talk about like a first
world problem. The lines are too long at Tokyo Disneyland.
(11:36):
My diamond shoes are too tight, my diamond shoes. But
at the same time I get it. It's like, you know,
if I go to Disney and I got to wait
behind a bunch of Disney adults and be like, Dad,
if we got rid of all the Disney adults here,
there'd be.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
No lines, there'd be no one there.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You know what occurred to me when in Yellowstone Park,
which I was pleasantly surprised to see that it's busy,
but not so crowded that it ruins the experience.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
M h.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
And we went just before tourism season, like exactly a
week ago, and it was busy but not so terrible.
And I'm like, God, all these fucking tourists and they're
fucking camp We're one of them. And then I realized
we are no different than everybody else there from Texas
or Milwaukee or what. We're no different than anybody else. Yeah,
we're the same going to see Old Faithful and going
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to Mammoth Hot Springs. We're pissing everybody off for being here.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Just like that, everyone's just looking to have a good time.
Like that emailer said, like, God forbid, people have a
good time.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
God forbid, we just got it.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
In National parks, you just got to get away from
your car because most people that visit National parks don't
leave more than like two hundred meters from their car,
Like go into the park, go into a hike, go yeah,
seymore like, don't stop at just the viewpoints, like get
in there, and then you can avoid crowds to an
extent that way as well.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You're so right because we went. When we went to
Old Faithful, we could see guysers steaming in the distance.
And most people go up and they watch Old Faithful
erupt and they go to the gift shop. They get
back in their car and they go exactly. We took
about a mild hike north, probably past twenty or thirty
more geysers. There was one geyser we went to that
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was so beautiful and there was literally no one around.
There was no one else on this path. And we're
really glad we did it. It was Carson's idea, and
I'm like, Carson, I'm really glad that you came with
this idea, because you're right. Everybody goes to Mammoth Hot
Springs and everybody goes to Old Faithful and Tower Falls.
But take the trails that go away.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, do something that's not the you know, well beaten path.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah. It was totally cool, And I believe we have
one more Minnesota Goodbye email. Let me just pull up
with the right folder here. I'm not gonna say my age,
but I've been listening since the school bus in nineteen
ninety five. Nice school bus is where you learn all
about life war the roses. We would beg our bus
driver to drive slower so we could hear the end.
(13:58):
Now my three boys have grown twenty, eighteen and thirteen.
With you on the way to school daily, we would
often take the long way to the school drop off
line to hear the rest, or we catch up on
the podcast after school. We also like to talk about
Dave said this, or is Jenny on vacation I didn't
hear today? Thanks for making a smile and to find
a way to connect all these years. I've recently noticed
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that when I hear my own voice on the radio
or a video voicemail, I actually feel bad for my
family and employees that have to listen to me drone
on daily. Does the sound of her voice bother you
when you hear it back? Or do you have any
moments you have seen or heard back played in video
that may just say Wow, that must that was an
embarrassing thing I'd said or did. Why would I say that?
(14:41):
Would appreciate A staff writer sticker that is from Dana
in Dresser, Wisconsin. The first time I heard my voice
on a recorder was when my brother got a recorder
for Christmas when I was a kid, and I heard
my voice, and I'm like, God, I sound so stupid.
That is that me? Hear our voice differently, And we
don't often hear our voice, you know, we do all
(15:03):
the time and recordings and videos and whatever. So I'm
absolutely one hundred pins percent used to it. But our
voice sounds way different to us inside our head. I
was like, nasally, and I sound that to me. Oh my,
oh gosh, So you sound just fine, Dave.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Yeah, I don't think I sound weird at all. I
don't get in my head about that. I don't like
rewatching video of me anytime I do anything because I
don't want to look at myself.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
But I don't mind listening. I don't it's just my voice.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I'm very used to my voice at this point. Can
I just play something real quick? Just like I would
never say this about you, Dave. I love you, but
I would never like think in my head like, oh,
you have such a sexy voice. But there's one thing
I heard of you recently that I was like, oh,
Dave has like a sexy voice, so let me play this.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
David.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Okay, Yeah, I just lay in a bed and I
just wanted to call you to say good night.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I just wanted to.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Night to you.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Sweet dreams obviously tight.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I just feel like your voice sounded so much deeper
than I feel like I hear every single day, and
it sounds a little sexier. Maybe you should be a
phone sex operator.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
As she bent over the copy machine to put in
a new stack of paper, I slid up behind her
and gently. I don't even know what to do. It's
been I don't know what. Well, it's been so long
since I've had sex. I don't even remember what armpit
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the vagina is under.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, it depends on the woman.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah. So here I am feeling around under the armpit
and I'm like, oh, that's wet. That must be the
Oh that's not it.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
That's not it.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
And I'm to the other arm pit and that one's Harry. Well,
then I get to the other one and that one's
Harry and I'm like, oh, well.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
The one and well that has the hair underneath it.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Well, there I am thrusting away at her armpit and
she's like, Okay, do you have any idea what you're doing.
I said, yeah, I'm making sweet sweet love to you.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Maybe maybe you start a comedy phone sex line, because that.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Could be a bit I think that. I think that
when I talk normally, like when I talk to vont
and I just energized my voice a little bit more
when I'm on the radio and I talk more up here.
But maybe I should, you know, reach for the lower register.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Maybe, And I would sound good on the current you
know what I mean. You probably would like here's the
latest front. Our audio recorder kind of cut off the
last thirty seconds or forty seconds of that. But basically
I would sound good on the current and period period.
And there's more, but we'll maybe tell the story tomorrow more.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
We're going to do a sexy voice contest.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
We are going to do sexy voice contest. And remember
we're going to tell about Liz Tradinic. Yes, yeah, on
the show tomorrow. So who is Liz Tradinic? You don't know,
But I will tell you the story of Liz Urdenic
tomorrow on the Dave Ryan Shows. Minnesota. Goodbye,
All right, ready for the Minnesota good bye. Let's see
what we got here in the email. Don't say my name.
I will just I just sent a message with random topics,
but I forgot to mention how awkward is it to
turn down a date? I will say this is from
a woman. By the way, I won't say your name
today mine of my own business. A man complimented me
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on my physical appearance, and I asked if I would
go to dinner with him sometime. First. I'm thirty five,
I got a thirteen year old and a six year
old that've been happily single for over eight years. God's choice.
I'm opinionated, and I don't know how to date as
I'm a busy mom with shit to do. OI. I
thanked him and acknowledged and respected his efforts to ask
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me out. I'd explain my life is too busy, which
it is, but it was also not. I was not
physically attracted him at all. The guy was bummed, and
I felt bad. Have any of you ever been randomly
asked out and turned it down? Was it weird? Awkward?
Do you regret it anyone.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Randomly? I mean, yeah, I've been randomly asked out quite
a bit, but I mean I shouldn't say quite a
bit that sounds conceited. I have, but yeah, I just
turned down the people who I don't know who they
are and I'm not interested.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Mine are always like old coworkers that ask me out
because I have to talk to them because they're my coworkers.
So they assume, oh, she's being nice to me, so
she must be interested in me and I'm not, and
they'll like corner me in a place that I can't
leave and they'll be like, hey, you know, if you
ever wanted to, we could totally go and get coffee sometime.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm like, oh, well, I'll have to look at my planner.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I honestly think that guys need to be aware of
whether you get any kind of a signal. I would
never go up to somebody and say, she said I
was minding my own business and a man complimented me
on my physical appearance and then asked if I would
go to dinner sometime. Now, to me, I think guys
need to be aware. You can't just go up to
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somebody that you think is hot and say, hey, you're
really beautiful, would you like to go to dinner sometime,
because I don't think the answer is unless he's really attractive. Also,
and I think guys are really bad estimators of how
attractive they are, just like guys are bad estimators of
how good they are in bed. Every guy thinks that
he's a great lover, a great driver, and he's funny.
(02:19):
And most guys are none of the above maybe one
of the three. And I'm a guy, I'm none of
the above. I'm kind of funny. That's really all I got.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
That's kind of it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, But I think that guys need to look at
a woman and go, Wow, she's beautiful, and then think
am I going to be attractive to her? If you
look at couples, they usually are about equally attractive, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, And then also like even if even if you think, oh,
she's attractive and I'm attractive walking up and being like, Hi,
you're beautiful, would you like to go on a date
with me, it just puts her in such an awkward position, Yeah,
because what if she doesn't want to. And I'm the
kind of person that I'm not going to lie and
say like, oh, I have a boyfriend, because it because
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then they respect that I have a boyfriend. They don't
respect me, and so it's just an awkward situation and
I never really know what to say. So I'm always
like huhuh, oh, okay, maybe.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I yeah, there's there's something else is gonna say about
that one, but I think that fuck, I totally drew blank.
I forgot what I was gonna say. Jenny, do you
have anything to add to this one?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
No, just the frustration that Bailey just brought up about
the fact that, like someone will consistently pursue you and
you can say no, no, no, and finally you say
I have a boyfriend, and then they're like, oh okay.
And that's really frustrating as a woman that like they
don't respect you saying no yeah, and then you say
you have a boyfriend, and then they're like, oh okay, yeah,
I respect it. This man is in your life, then okay.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Side note, I work with the twins on some events
with the wives and girlfriends what lives they live, but
there's maybe two attractive players and very few who are single.
With the way my single life is going, I fantasize
about dating a retired baseball player who's busy with his life,
and I can continue with mine when he's in town,
(04:08):
hang out, dinner, shag, maybe throw in and I love
you to keep him and keep him hooked. Wouldn't mind
going out to a few out of state games either.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Okay, that sounds random, infect that sounds so nice. Yeah,
if you had Yeah, because if you had a man
who was gone for some of the time so you
can still live your own life. But then when he's there,
you you know, have a great time and he's probably
a hot baseball player.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That sounds nice, And it's nice if you're into, like
your partner sleeping with other people.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Sure, that's a bold statement, Jenny, No.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's true. I know. I've known of NFL players that
they bang somebody different in every town that they were in. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Not Joe Mauer. Joe Mauer would never he drinks milk.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I've been told from sources close to athletes that even
the good ones, even the quote religion just ones, are
out paying well, you know, I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I think the thing is is they're very fit. We
are attracted to fit people, we just are, that's our biology.
We are attracted to guys who have like a certain
percentage of body fat and women who have this and whatever.
And then there are people who they what do they
call them, jock sniffers, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Well, jersey chaser, jersey chasers, puck sluts.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I don't like that one. What is it that was
for hockey players? Puck slut?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Puck sluts? Okay, And there are definitely people who are
you know, and if you're it's like you're a rock
star and you go out and there are women who
want no strings sex, like right now in the back
of your tour bus and you're a hotel room. They
only want twenty minutes of your time. I mean, there's
gonna be people who find that difficult to pass up. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I feel like most women though that are trying to
sleep with an athlete aren't actually looking for no string sex.
I don't really get pregnant and then like lock that
person in for child sea years. But also so like
I'm not even I want to also say that like,
shame on these women who do these things too, because
I think that's really shitty. Also, when you know that
an athlete's married, like that sucks. And you know it's
(06:10):
always like women sliding into these guys dms or like
hanging out at the places they know athletes are going
to be hanging out at it's always I don't know
so anyways, I just don't think that dabbling in dating
a professional athlete is the best for you if you
want someone who's loyal.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Okay, all right, Next one from Sarah Dave, Ryan Crew. Holy.
There are a lot of Sarah's out there, and I
think most of us are in our thirties. Oftentimes, when
another Sarah's message gets read, I'm like, hey, is that
me number two? I've yet to hear a parent call
out to their young Sarah these days. Is this name
(06:51):
on the outs like Cindy, Jennifer or Judy? Yeah? I
think so.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I don't know that a lot of people are naming
their baby Sarah anymore, or in the last fifteen years
or so.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I know so many Sarah's. I think most of my
best friends are named Sarah. I'm actually I even want to,
like know how many.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Sarahs do I have in my phone because it's probably
an insane amount Sarah's and Andy's and Ryan's. I know
so many one, two, three, four, five, six, I have
six Sarah's in my phone.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Wow. Maybe you're around the age where that was a
very popular name, big name a different topic. Check your
bank statements. I've been getting fake Apple and Amazon transactions
on iPhones. This setting, you can see your purchase history.
And Apple has set unauthorized deposits in my daughter's account,
yet when I check her account, there's nothing to prove it. Strange. Okay, Uh. Finally,
(07:40):
I listen to the episode of financial Tips. Keeps reminding me.
I get nervous about money, but I know I need
to do all of these suggestions. Next one, pretty privilege.
Someone suggested that I didn't recognize that I have pretty privilege,
but I rarely received outward gestures like Internet influencers seem
to get or like the story of hot local girls.
(08:02):
Men rarely say hi to me. Yet I'm told I'm
pretty from clients and friends, So I don't know. I
think that's the best kind of pretty woman is the
one who is either not aware or she is aware
and doesn't use it for you know, evil, evil, or
favors or whatever. And trust me, I've known all kinds
of women for my entire life, and one of my
(08:23):
favorites was she was six foot no five foot eleven, blonde, brilliant,
super athletic, and she really struggled with being pretty. She's like,
guys hit on me all the time. They all want
to have sex. Every time a guy shows any interest
in me, I think all you want to do is
have sex with me. And I'm like, yeah, probably Initially
you're right, And she is in and out of relationships
(08:46):
of not bad guys, but relationships that turn bad, and
so it's kind of a blessing and a curse. But
I think that it's like in the one D song,
Yeah you don't know you're beautiful, that's what makes you beautiful.
And I think that you I think that we become
(09:07):
aware of about how attractive we are by the time
we're about fourteen or fifteen. I become I became aware
of the fact that I was unattractive in junior high
when a couple of girls were talking in pottery class
and said I looked like a monkey. Now, yeah, so
that let me know. And then one time I was
walking down the stairs between classes at Air Academy High
School and a girl looked at me and went woof, woof. No,
(09:30):
she didn't know, seriously she did.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I mean I got called dog face all throughout middle
school in high school, so I feel you as a boy.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
People would think I was a boy.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They thought you were a boy. It was the hair,
though you had terrible bangs. Probably could all right, thank
you Sarah in Cheska, and I'm going to send you
a staff writer sticker, so thank you. This next email
is in response to the woman who was complaining about
Disney adults in Japan. Remember this a couple of days ago.
(10:03):
Lexi says, I got a response to the woman who
email on Monday about going to Disneyland at Disney in Japan.
My response is, sit down, Oh, you just got back
from a two week vacation in Japan, something the majority
of the population will never get to do. And you
have the adudacity the bitch about adults being at Disney
(10:23):
because your spoiled kids have to wait in line. Guess
what the adults had to wait in line too. It's
an all ages attraction and the adults that are at
Disney are probably living out a dream that their parents
couldn't afford to give them as a child. God forbid.
We let people enjoy things. Basically, Bailey's response to that
email was spot on. What did you say?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
That's what Bailey said.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
I just said, yeah, like it's a way that you
can relive your childhood and you know, experience magic, and adults.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Don't really get that opportunity a lot of the times.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
So okay, I.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Love when you read emails in your old bitchy voice.
And then now you're going to piss off the woman
who wrote in about the Disney adults.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, no, I'm not trying to. I tried to put
some color into the ear.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah, you just sent that email and probably was just
casually sitting down at their desk like okay, like this
is my thought, but Dave's like.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Sitsh shit down. She goes on to say, yes, I
am bitter that I can't afford to do things I
want to do, but even if I could, this lady
still would have irritated me. Just had to get that
off my chest. Love y'all from Lexi. That's a really
good point. I mean, you talk about like a first
world problem. The lines are too long at Tokyo Disneyland.
(11:36):
My diamond shoes are too tight, my diamond shoes. But
at the same time I get it. It's like, you know,
if I go to Disney and I got to wait
behind a bunch of Disney adults and be like, Dad,
if we got rid of all the Disney adults here,
there'd be.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
No lines, there'd be no one there.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You know what occurred to me when in Yellowstone Park,
which I was pleasantly surprised to see that it's busy,
but not so crowded that it ruins the experience.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
M h.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
And we went just before tourism season, like exactly a
week ago, and it was busy but not so terrible.
And I'm like, God, all these fucking tourists and they're
fucking camp We're one of them. And then I realized
we are no different than everybody else there from Texas
or Milwaukee or what. We're no different than anybody else. Yeah,
we're the same going to see Old Faithful and going
(12:21):
to Mammoth Hot Springs. We're pissing everybody off for being here.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Just like that, everyone's just looking to have a good time.
Like that emailer said, like, God forbid, people have a
good time.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
God forbid, we just got it.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
In National parks, you just got to get away from
your car because most people that visit National parks don't
leave more than like two hundred meters from their car,
Like go into the park, go into a hike, go yeah,
seymore like, don't stop at just the viewpoints, like get
in there, and then you can avoid crowds to an
extent that way as well.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You're so right because we went. When we went to
Old Faithful, we could see guysers steaming in the distance.
And most people go up and they watch Old Faithful
erupt and they go to the gift shop. They get
back in their car and they go exactly. We took
about a mild hike north, probably past twenty or thirty
more geysers. There was one geyser we went to that
(13:13):
was so beautiful and there was literally no one around.
There was no one else on this path. And we're
really glad we did it. It was Carson's idea, and
I'm like, Carson, I'm really glad that you came with
this idea, because you're right. Everybody goes to Mammoth Hot
Springs and everybody goes to Old Faithful and Tower Falls.
But take the trails that go away.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, do something that's not the you know, well beaten path.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah. It was totally cool, And I believe we have
one more Minnesota Goodbye email. Let me just pull up
with the right folder here. I'm not gonna say my age,
but I've been listening since the school bus in nineteen
ninety five. Nice school bus is where you learn all
about life war the roses. We would beg our bus
driver to drive slower so we could hear the end.
(13:58):
Now my three boys have grown twenty, eighteen and thirteen.
With you on the way to school daily, we would
often take the long way to the school drop off
line to hear the rest, or we catch up on
the podcast after school. We also like to talk about
Dave said this, or is Jenny on vacation I didn't
hear today? Thanks for making a smile and to find
a way to connect all these years. I've recently noticed
(14:20):
that when I hear my own voice on the radio
or a video voicemail, I actually feel bad for my
family and employees that have to listen to me drone
on daily. Does the sound of her voice bother you
when you hear it back? Or do you have any
moments you have seen or heard back played in video
that may just say Wow, that must that was an
embarrassing thing I'd said or did. Why would I say that?
(14:41):
Would appreciate A staff writer sticker that is from Dana
in Dresser, Wisconsin. The first time I heard my voice
on a recorder was when my brother got a recorder
for Christmas when I was a kid, and I heard
my voice, and I'm like, God, I sound so stupid.
That is that me? Hear our voice differently, And we
don't often hear our voice, you know, we do all
(15:03):
the time and recordings and videos and whatever. So I'm
absolutely one hundred pins percent used to it. But our
voice sounds way different to us inside our head. I
was like, nasally, and I sound that to me. Oh my,
oh gosh, So you sound just fine, Dave.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Yeah, I don't think I sound weird at all. I
don't get in my head about that. I don't like
rewatching video of me anytime I do anything because I
don't want to look at myself.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
But I don't mind listening. I don't it's just my voice.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I'm very used to my voice at this point. Can
I just play something real quick? Just like I would
never say this about you, Dave. I love you, but
I would never like think in my head like, oh,
you have such a sexy voice. But there's one thing
I heard of you recently that I was like, oh,
Dave has like a sexy voice, so let me play this.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
David.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Okay, Yeah, I just lay in a bed and I
just wanted to call you to say good night.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I just wanted to.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Night to you.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Sweet dreams obviously tight.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I just feel like your voice sounded so much deeper
than I feel like I hear every single day, and
it sounds a little sexier. Maybe you should be a
phone sex operator.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
As she bent over the copy machine to put in
a new stack of paper, I slid up behind her
and gently. I don't even know what to do. It's
been I don't know what. Well, it's been so long
since I've had sex. I don't even remember what armpit
(16:47):
the vagina is under.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, it depends on the woman.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah. So here I am feeling around under the armpit
and I'm like, oh, that's wet. That must be the
Oh that's not it.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
That's not it.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
And I'm to the other arm pit and that one's Harry. Well,
then I get to the other one and that one's
Harry and I'm like, oh, well.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
The one and well that has the hair underneath it.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Well, there I am thrusting away at her armpit and
she's like, Okay, do you have any idea what you're doing.
I said, yeah, I'm making sweet sweet love to you.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Maybe maybe you start a comedy phone sex line, because that.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Could be a bit I think that. I think that
when I talk normally, like when I talk to vont
and I just energized my voice a little bit more
when I'm on the radio and I talk more up here.
But maybe I should, you know, reach for the lower register.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Maybe, And I would sound good on the current you
know what I mean. You probably would like here's the
latest front. Our audio recorder kind of cut off the
last thirty seconds or forty seconds of that. But basically
I would sound good on the current and period period.
And there's more, but we'll maybe tell the story tomorrow more.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
We're going to do a sexy voice contest.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
We are going to do sexy voice contest. And remember
we're going to tell about Liz Tradinic. Yes, yeah, on
the show tomorrow. So who is Liz Tradinic? You don't know,
But I will tell you the story of Liz Urdenic
tomorrow on the Dave Ryan Shows. Minnesota. Goodbye,
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