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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm going to make a statement here that I think
might rattle some people, and I want to see what
you think. So a good friend of mine and I
won't talk about this on the radio because I don't
want word to get to them that I talked about
them on the radio. But I don't think they listened
to the Minnesota Goodbye. So a good friend of mine
is in Africa on a safari and it's not a
rich person safari. It's they actually know some people from Africa,
(00:22):
and so they're staying at their house and then they
hired a safari and I don't know how much that costs.
And they were sending me pictures and videos of like
lions and leopards or whatever out in the wild, and
I thought that would be the most boring thing to do, really, yeah,
because I don't want to ride around in a hot,
sweaty Saharan sun through the Serengeti or whatever they're doing
(00:47):
and then looking at things that I could easily see
at the Apple Valley Zoo. And I don't want to
be rude about it, but I just thought, oh, that
doesn't sound like fun at all. Well, look at guys,
there's a pride of lions. I don't fucking care. I
just and I just wouldn't want to. It just feels
like it's an eight hour day and an open top jeep,
sun beating down on you. You're hot. It just it's
(01:09):
like the safari at Animal Kingdom at Disney went on
it once, wouldn't have no interest on going it again,
just not just doesn't sound like my thing at all.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
See, I think it sounds fun.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It's not necessarily something I would like rank as one
of the highest things I'd like to do in my life.
But like you're outside in nature, if you go early,
it's probably not super balls hot yet. And it's kind
of like a Where's Waldo situation where it's like, oh,
what do.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
We go to see today?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
And at least on a real safari unlike the one
in or in Animal Kingdom, is that you have all
of this wide, expansive space to like just drive around
and it's kind of like, you know, being on a
golf cart and then you see, like there's a lion.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Who It sounds to me when you bring up Bailey
the expansive space, like how long do I have to
drive before I see the lions? You know? Out there
for three is like fishing, but you're nature eh No,
I don't know, Jenny.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I mean, I would never compare what they're doing to
going to the zoo. I think those are such different experiences.
I've always thought it'd be fantastic to go on safari,
like an ethical one in Africa. But I don't know.
I mean, to each their own. If you don't think
that that'd be fun for you, then it wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I think an ethical safari is where they don't catch
you sneaking an elephant tusk into your suitcase. Now, that
to me is ethical because that way you get off
scot free. Because what I'd really like is an elephant tusk,
you know, maybe two crossed together on my wall, Yeah,
above my fireplace. Why because it complements the zebra.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right TV above your fireplace?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Nah uh No. By the way, Chase has an eighty
eight inch TV.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
That's huge.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
It is the size of the windows behind you. But
just think of eighty eight it's ginormous. Mine's probably forty
five inches. And I'm like, you are my son and
you have a bigger TV than me.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I need to upgrade become more affordable over the years, though,
nice TV.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, oh okay, yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, but my sister has a giant When she won it,
like she just put her name in, like I don't
know if she was at best Buy or something or
maybe a liquor store and it said win this TV.
Oh kidding, you put her name in. And it's also huge,
like one hundred inch TV is ginormous.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
We played Mario Kart and Donkey Kong Bonanza on it,
and let me tell you what a mind alter inexperience
to play on a big screen like that.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's like I'm actually there.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's really cool. And the cart all right started with
the email starts off with don't say my Name? After
eight kids sports games in ninety degree heat this weekend,
it's finally taken a much needed shower and listening to
the Minnesota Goodbye while Nita's rant was on, I couldn't
help but thinking of something that pisses me the fuck off,
because that's her tagline, that shit pisses me the fuck off?
(03:56):
How come I rarely get phone calls, but the minute
I jump in the shower, I get a miss phone
call and text message is beeping. I then spend the
next ten minutes stuck in SuDS wondering who wants to
get a hold of me? Is an emergency?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
What can you tell? Impatient? Much? I remember growing up
with no caller idea or phone answering machine. We would
run to the phone so we didn't miss it to
see who's calling. You might not remember those days. The
phone would ring and you'd run to the phone because
they'd let it ring six times and then hang up.
And if you didn't get there in time, there is
no way of knowing who call. Yeah, now the phone rings.
(04:28):
We screen everything because we don't want to talk to
him on the phone. Remember when you could dial Star
six' nine to return a miss phone, call not knowing
who you were calling. Back think of today the fear
youngsters would have functioning in such a. Way and why
of any number would they choose sixty nine for this?
FEATURE i don't, know, MAN a lot has changed in forty.
(04:51):
Years by the, way the mis call was my mama
asking how the kids' games. Went she tried my daughter on.
FaceTime WHEN i didn't, answer who told HER i was just.
DOWNSTAIRS i can all to hear my mom now WHEN
i call her. Back the first thing she always says to,
me where were? YOU i tried to call but you didn't. Answer,
YES i really was. SHOWERING i SWEAR i wasn't screening.
You love, you ma have a great cooler weather week ahead.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
From K i dated a guy who was in a
band Called star six nine AND i love.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
IT i take a good.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Name they still exist In. Wisconsin he's not in it.
Anymore he moved To.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Florida but, Yeah joe, writes and he, says, hey, gang
heard you were short on, Emails SO i have something
super duper important to. Ask have you? Ever? OKAY i
think he's being. Funny have You this is our Buddy
joe From Fresno. Turlock, yeah have you? Ever? YES i?
Have have You?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Bailey it's on my bucket?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
List, Okay, Jenny, ah of COURSE i.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Have of course you. Have you have to ask? Me,
okay thank, You? Joe have you?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Ever have you?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Ever? Next one Dog breath is the subject, Line, Hello
i'd like your. OPINION a good friend of mine has
a dog who sprintly needs her teeth. CLEAN i mentioned
doggy breath a couple of, times and the friend, said, oh,
YEAH i need to get her teeth. Clean, well it's
been easily over a year SINCE i first mentioned. It
i'll mention it. AGAIN a few months, ago same. RESPONSE
(06:12):
i watched her dog for the last three days for.
FREE i love that little. DOG i offered to pay
for the teeth. CLEANING i put my seventeen year old
dog to sleep around the same time Dog dave Lost.
Josie so you want to watch a dog because you
miss how about a? DOG i feel very bad for the.
Dog her gums are. INFLAMED i know we got our.
SHIT i know we all got our shit that the
(06:33):
other people could tell. That, okay a little lost, There
but do better people Have? Oh, okay people have a.
Choice dogs. Don't WHEN i offer to pay for, it
my friend, declined and she Said i'll figure it. OUT
i don't think it's a matter of not having the.
MONEY i think it's a matter of her not making a.
Priority as another bit of, Info i'm in line to
(06:54):
take care of my friend's dog if something happens to
my friend because she's a bit older than. Me what
do you think DID i do the wrong thing by
encouraging the teeth cleaning and then offering to Pay, NO
i don't think.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
So.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
NO i would have just got a done. IT i don't.
KNOW i, mean it definitely an overstep of.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Boundary but like if she's not gonna do, it and she's,
like oh, Well i'll figure it, out and it's been
like a year and that dog's out raining ass, breath
just take the, dog get their teeth.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
CLEANED i just thought that dogs had bad, breath Like
bernie does.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Not, yeah some dogs have dog. Breath bernie does. Not
he has no. Breath it's just a warm. Breath and
he is at the height where when he sits up
on the, couch his head is right there next to,
mine breathing and panting all over. Me but he doesn't
have dog. BREATH i would say your friend is not
the best pet. Owner pets come with expenses and. Obligations
(07:45):
get the teeth, clean, yeah next. One kyle writes In
salutations dart licking. FRIENDS i was beeboo bopping around. Town thank, You,
bailey and on two separate, OCCASIONS i nearly hit somebody
on a. BIKE i, didn't but it really got me
frustrated because they have no lights or any kind of
illumination on them itselves in the, bike no street lights around.
(08:07):
EITHER i just want everybody who bikes at night to
please have some sort of light illumination on you or your,
bike so relatively safe drivers like me don't accidentally injure
or god forbid kill somebody on a. Bike please and thank.
You you all keep doing your thing, now you hear From. Kyle,
OKAY i admire people who ride. BIKES i was In
(08:27):
excelsior a couple of weeks ago and this big, group
a club of bike riders came up and they're all so.
Fit they're all like, lean they don't have like fat on.
Them they're tucked into like a size extra small little
whatever they call those little clank outfit little bike. Outfits
they got muscly, Legs AND i really admire people who
ride bikes like. That but, yeah it's one of those
(08:49):
things where if you're going to ride a bike at,
night then you've got to have reflective gear or lights
on or something.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Like those are the people that would have reflective gear
or lights versus who they're talking. ABOUT i was driving
home at night time the other day and these little
shit kids on their e bikes just like zipped right past.
Me and it was right BEFORE i was about to
turn into exactly where they were, coming and no lights
on them. EITHER i would have not even realized that
(09:16):
they were there HAD i not heard the little zero.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
And then watch them like. Disappear little shit? Kids get
what the? HELL i?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Agree, now there's a difference BETWEEN i have an e
bike shout Out Eric's Bike, shop and it's limited TO
i think twenty eight miles an. Hour, now that's way
faster THAN i ever need to. Go my top speed
is about eighteen miles an hour When i'm really just
tearing it. Up BUT i THINK i know what you're talking.
About there's somewhere between a bike and a. Motorcycle, yeah
(09:47):
they're like an electric bike slash, motorcycle and they've got bigger,
tires a bigger motor and an unlicensed fourteen year old, Boy,
yeah driving this thing like a fucking.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Idiot it's a good two o'clock at, night, Right AND
i never even thought about that that kids that don't
even have their license are driving these.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
And they don't obey the. Laws they. Don't you're not
supposed to drive them on a path or a. TRAIL
i don't know where you're supposed to drive, them but
they're not allowed On minnesota trails because they're fully, powered
they're not pedal. Bikes, so in other, words a pedal
bike is allowed on a, trail, yeah because it's it's
a pedal bike with electric cyst. Assist but these kids
(10:27):
will zip in and out if your neighborhood called the zac,
yep and they don't, look they don't, know they're impervious
to any, injury and they just they don't well that's
WHAT i.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Mean they, think so hit you, kid what the? Heck
AND i.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
TRIED i was talking To. SUSAN i, said If carson
was still, fourteen would we buy him a bike like?
That she, said of course we, would and he and
his little asshole buddies would be riding around the neighborhood
without looking and pulling in and out of. Traffic so,
yea all. Right mike writes in it, says, hello, wonderful
thanks for making my morning so much fun and putting
life in proper. Perspective quick hits help me understand why
(11:03):
do guys send dick, pics let alone? Unsolicited do women
really want? That and? Why well my experience is, yes
and it stuns them into. Silence they're so happy to
get a dick pic that it stuns them into, silence
and sometimes they're so overwhelmed that they never speak to
me again because they're so, happy they're so.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Thrilled, yeah, yeah, no, no.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
The delusion is. Real they're, Dave AND i know you're being,
sarcastic but, YEAH i don't. KNOW i, mean even WHEN
i was dating, SOMEONE i Don't IF i all of
a sudden got a dick pic out of, Nowhere i'd
probably like why, Right LIKE i can see this at
any given, MOMENT i don't really need.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
It why why is this in my? Phone? No, NO
i feel the same. Way i'm never looking for.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
One and even IF i am dating someone and they
sent me, ONE i would be, like this is.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Weird why did you send this to? ME i don't want.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
That i'll just never forget the TIME i was in
college AND i get this photo sent to me and
it was of a like completely naked, man super in,
shape riped, whatever AND i don't remember what they said with,
it BUT i was, like, AH i think you.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Have the wrong.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Number oh my, GOD i didn't know the person. Whatsoever
and then they're, like oh my, Gosh i'm so, sorry my,
Bad AND i was, like it's all, good and then
they continued the conversation with AND i was.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Like what's, up what's?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Up?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Girl?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
YEAH i was, like you don't even know WHO i,
am AND i don't know if this is even the real.
You but, REGARDLESS i got the full like guys, everything
and THEN i blocked the number after he'd tried to
start a conversation with.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Me thought it's such a clueless guy thing to. DO
a friend of mine had a married couple, friends so
she was friends with the husband and the, wife and
she's a very flirty. Person she doesn't mean to, be
but people sometimes think she's coming on to them and she's.
NOT i don't know. Where the guy sends her a
dick pic and she's friends with the wife and the,
(12:50):
husband and she's, like what SHOULD i? Do AND i,
said just ignore. It if he does it, again say
in no uncertain, terms don't do that. Again. YEAH i
don't remember exactly what happened with the. Couple they might
have gotten. Diforce i'm not really. Sure all. Right mike
finally wraps up with what have you checked off your
summer bucket list this? Summer what else will you check
out before? Fall i'm going To sturgis next. Week i'll be.
(13:11):
Gone and ALSO i got an e bike AND i
think of that and THE rv have been big bucket
list things we only get a few. SECONDS i don't
want to.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
WRITE i don't really have a bucket. LIST i just
do the same things over summer all the. Time it's the,
fair the fringe festival and pride and going, outside what
going on walks, Like that's ALL i do over the. Summer,
oh it's always the same and it makes me.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Happy mine was just getting out in the camera, van
WHICH i did this past, weekend so that was probably about,
it and working on some how stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
And that is going to kind of wrap it up
a little bit shorter version of The Minnesota Goodbye. Today
we do have, emails but we can always use. More
AND i love it when you bring up random. Stuff,
mike thank you AND i appreciate. That sendos Into ryan's
show AT kdiwb dot. Com
I'm going to make a statement here that I think
might rattle some people, and I want to see what
you think. So a good friend of mine and I
won't talk about this on the radio because I don't
want word to get to them that I talked about
them on the radio. But I don't think they listened
to the Minnesota Goodbye. So a good friend of mine
is in Africa on a safari and it's not a
rich person safari. It's they actually know some people from Africa,
(00:22):
and so they're staying at their house and then they
hired a safari and I don't know how much that costs.
And they were sending me pictures and videos of like
lions and leopards or whatever out in the wild, and
I thought that would be the most boring thing to do, really, yeah,
because I don't want to ride around in a hot,
sweaty Saharan sun through the Serengeti or whatever they're doing
(00:47):
and then looking at things that I could easily see
at the Apple Valley Zoo. And I don't want to
be rude about it, but I just thought, oh, that
doesn't sound like fun at all. Well, look at guys,
there's a pride of lions. I don't fucking care. I
just and I just wouldn't want to. It just feels
like it's an eight hour day and an open top jeep,
sun beating down on you. You're hot. It just it's
(01:09):
like the safari at Animal Kingdom at Disney went on
it once, wouldn't have no interest on going it again,
just not just doesn't sound like my thing at all.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
See, I think it sounds fun.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It's not necessarily something I would like rank as one
of the highest things I'd like to do in my life.
But like you're outside in nature, if you go early,
it's probably not super balls hot yet. And it's kind
of like a Where's Waldo situation where it's like, oh,
what do.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
We go to see today?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
And at least on a real safari unlike the one
in or in Animal Kingdom, is that you have all
of this wide, expansive space to like just drive around
and it's kind of like, you know, being on a
golf cart and then you see, like there's a lion.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Who It sounds to me when you bring up Bailey
the expansive space, like how long do I have to
drive before I see the lions? You know? Out there
for three is like fishing, but you're nature eh No,
I don't know, Jenny.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I mean, I would never compare what they're doing to
going to the zoo. I think those are such different experiences.
I've always thought it'd be fantastic to go on safari,
like an ethical one in Africa. But I don't know.
I mean, to each their own. If you don't think
that that'd be fun for you, then it wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I think an ethical safari is where they don't catch
you sneaking an elephant tusk into your suitcase. Now, that
to me is ethical because that way you get off
scot free. Because what I'd really like is an elephant tusk,
you know, maybe two crossed together on my wall, Yeah,
above my fireplace. Why because it complements the zebra.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right TV above your fireplace?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Nah uh No. By the way, Chase has an eighty
eight inch TV.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
That's huge.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
It is the size of the windows behind you. But
just think of eighty eight it's ginormous. Mine's probably forty
five inches. And I'm like, you are my son and
you have a bigger TV than me.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I need to upgrade become more affordable over the years, though,
nice TV.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, oh okay, yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, but my sister has a giant When she won it,
like she just put her name in, like I don't
know if she was at best Buy or something or
maybe a liquor store and it said win this TV.
Oh kidding, you put her name in. And it's also huge,
like one hundred inch TV is ginormous.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
We played Mario Kart and Donkey Kong Bonanza on it,
and let me tell you what a mind alter inexperience
to play on a big screen like that.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's like I'm actually there.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's really cool. And the cart all right started with
the email starts off with don't say my Name? After
eight kids sports games in ninety degree heat this weekend,
it's finally taken a much needed shower and listening to
the Minnesota Goodbye while Nita's rant was on, I couldn't
help but thinking of something that pisses me the fuck off,
because that's her tagline, that shit pisses me the fuck off?
(03:56):
How come I rarely get phone calls, but the minute
I jump in the shower, I get a miss phone
call and text message is beeping. I then spend the
next ten minutes stuck in SuDS wondering who wants to
get a hold of me? Is an emergency?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
What can you tell? Impatient? Much? I remember growing up
with no caller idea or phone answering machine. We would
run to the phone so we didn't miss it to
see who's calling. You might not remember those days. The
phone would ring and you'd run to the phone because
they'd let it ring six times and then hang up.
And if you didn't get there in time, there is
no way of knowing who call. Yeah, now the phone rings.
(04:28):
We screen everything because we don't want to talk to
him on the phone. Remember when you could dial Star
six' nine to return a miss phone, call not knowing
who you were calling. Back think of today the fear
youngsters would have functioning in such a. Way and why
of any number would they choose sixty nine for this?
FEATURE i don't, know, MAN a lot has changed in forty.
(04:51):
Years by the, way the mis call was my mama
asking how the kids' games. Went she tried my daughter on.
FaceTime WHEN i didn't, answer who told HER i was just.
DOWNSTAIRS i can all to hear my mom now WHEN
i call her. Back the first thing she always says to,
me where were? YOU i tried to call but you didn't. Answer,
YES i really was. SHOWERING i SWEAR i wasn't screening.
You love, you ma have a great cooler weather week ahead.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
From K i dated a guy who was in a
band Called star six nine AND i love.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
IT i take a good.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Name they still exist In. Wisconsin he's not in it.
Anymore he moved To.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Florida but, Yeah joe, writes and he, says, hey, gang
heard you were short on, Emails SO i have something
super duper important to. Ask have you? Ever? OKAY i
think he's being. Funny have You this is our Buddy
joe From Fresno. Turlock, yeah have you? Ever? YES i?
Have have You?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Bailey it's on my bucket?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
List, Okay, Jenny, ah of COURSE i.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Have of course you. Have you have to ask? Me,
okay thank, You? Joe have you?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Ever have you?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Ever? Next one Dog breath is the subject, Line, Hello
i'd like your. OPINION a good friend of mine has
a dog who sprintly needs her teeth. CLEAN i mentioned
doggy breath a couple of, times and the friend, said, oh,
YEAH i need to get her teeth. Clean, well it's
been easily over a year SINCE i first mentioned. It
i'll mention it. AGAIN a few months, ago same. RESPONSE
(06:12):
i watched her dog for the last three days for.
FREE i love that little. DOG i offered to pay
for the teeth. CLEANING i put my seventeen year old
dog to sleep around the same time Dog dave Lost.
Josie so you want to watch a dog because you
miss how about a? DOG i feel very bad for the.
Dog her gums are. INFLAMED i know we got our.
SHIT i know we all got our shit that the
(06:33):
other people could tell. That, okay a little lost, There
but do better people Have? Oh, okay people have a.
Choice dogs. Don't WHEN i offer to pay for, it
my friend, declined and she Said i'll figure it. OUT
i don't think it's a matter of not having the.
MONEY i think it's a matter of her not making a.
Priority as another bit of, Info i'm in line to
(06:54):
take care of my friend's dog if something happens to
my friend because she's a bit older than. Me what
do you think DID i do the wrong thing by
encouraging the teeth cleaning and then offering to Pay, NO
i don't think.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
So.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
NO i would have just got a done. IT i don't.
KNOW i, mean it definitely an overstep of.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Boundary but like if she's not gonna do, it and she's,
like oh, Well i'll figure it, out and it's been
like a year and that dog's out raining ass, breath
just take the, dog get their teeth.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
CLEANED i just thought that dogs had bad, breath Like
bernie does.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Not, yeah some dogs have dog. Breath bernie does. Not
he has no. Breath it's just a warm. Breath and
he is at the height where when he sits up
on the, couch his head is right there next to,
mine breathing and panting all over. Me but he doesn't
have dog. BREATH i would say your friend is not
the best pet. Owner pets come with expenses and. Obligations
(07:45):
get the teeth, clean, yeah next. One kyle writes In
salutations dart licking. FRIENDS i was beeboo bopping around. Town thank, You,
bailey and on two separate, OCCASIONS i nearly hit somebody
on a. BIKE i, didn't but it really got me
frustrated because they have no lights or any kind of
illumination on them itselves in the, bike no street lights around.
(08:07):
EITHER i just want everybody who bikes at night to
please have some sort of light illumination on you or your,
bike so relatively safe drivers like me don't accidentally injure
or god forbid kill somebody on a. Bike please and thank.
You you all keep doing your thing, now you hear From. Kyle,
OKAY i admire people who ride. BIKES i was In
(08:27):
excelsior a couple of weeks ago and this big, group
a club of bike riders came up and they're all so.
Fit they're all like, lean they don't have like fat on.
Them they're tucked into like a size extra small little
whatever they call those little clank outfit little bike. Outfits
they got muscly, Legs AND i really admire people who
ride bikes like. That but, yeah it's one of those
(08:49):
things where if you're going to ride a bike at,
night then you've got to have reflective gear or lights
on or something.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Like those are the people that would have reflective gear
or lights versus who they're talking. ABOUT i was driving
home at night time the other day and these little
shit kids on their e bikes just like zipped right past.
Me and it was right BEFORE i was about to
turn into exactly where they were, coming and no lights
on them. EITHER i would have not even realized that
(09:16):
they were there HAD i not heard the little zero.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
And then watch them like. Disappear little shit? Kids get
what the? HELL i?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Agree, now there's a difference BETWEEN i have an e
bike shout Out Eric's Bike, shop and it's limited TO
i think twenty eight miles an. Hour, now that's way
faster THAN i ever need to. Go my top speed
is about eighteen miles an hour When i'm really just
tearing it. Up BUT i THINK i know what you're talking.
About there's somewhere between a bike and a. Motorcycle, yeah
(09:47):
they're like an electric bike slash, motorcycle and they've got bigger,
tires a bigger motor and an unlicensed fourteen year old, Boy,
yeah driving this thing like a fucking.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Idiot it's a good two o'clock at, night, Right AND
i never even thought about that that kids that don't
even have their license are driving these.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
And they don't obey the. Laws they. Don't you're not
supposed to drive them on a path or a. TRAIL
i don't know where you're supposed to drive, them but
they're not allowed On minnesota trails because they're fully, powered
they're not pedal. Bikes, so in other, words a pedal
bike is allowed on a, trail, yeah because it's it's
a pedal bike with electric cyst. Assist but these kids
(10:27):
will zip in and out if your neighborhood called the zac,
yep and they don't, look they don't, know they're impervious
to any, injury and they just they don't well that's
WHAT i.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Mean they, think so hit you, kid what the? Heck
AND i.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
TRIED i was talking To. SUSAN i, said If carson
was still, fourteen would we buy him a bike like?
That she, said of course we, would and he and
his little asshole buddies would be riding around the neighborhood
without looking and pulling in and out of. Traffic so,
yea all. Right mike writes in it, says, hello, wonderful
thanks for making my morning so much fun and putting
life in proper. Perspective quick hits help me understand why
(11:03):
do guys send dick, pics let alone? Unsolicited do women
really want? That and? Why well my experience is, yes
and it stuns them into. Silence they're so happy to
get a dick pic that it stuns them into, silence
and sometimes they're so overwhelmed that they never speak to
me again because they're so, happy they're so.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Thrilled, yeah, yeah, no, no.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
The delusion is. Real they're, Dave AND i know you're being,
sarcastic but, YEAH i don't. KNOW i, mean even WHEN
i was dating, SOMEONE i Don't IF i all of
a sudden got a dick pic out of, Nowhere i'd
probably like why, Right LIKE i can see this at
any given, MOMENT i don't really need.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
It why why is this in my? Phone? No, NO
i feel the same. Way i'm never looking for.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
One and even IF i am dating someone and they
sent me, ONE i would be, like this is.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Weird why did you send this to? ME i don't want.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
That i'll just never forget the TIME i was in
college AND i get this photo sent to me and
it was of a like completely naked, man super in,
shape riped, whatever AND i don't remember what they said with,
it BUT i was, like, AH i think you.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Have the wrong.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Number oh my, GOD i didn't know the person. Whatsoever
and then they're, like oh my, Gosh i'm so, sorry my,
Bad AND i was, like it's all, good and then
they continued the conversation with AND i was.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Like what's, up what's?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Up?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Girl?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
YEAH i was, like you don't even know WHO i,
am AND i don't know if this is even the real.
You but, REGARDLESS i got the full like guys, everything
and THEN i blocked the number after he'd tried to
start a conversation with.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Me thought it's such a clueless guy thing to. DO
a friend of mine had a married couple, friends so
she was friends with the husband and the, wife and
she's a very flirty. Person she doesn't mean to, be
but people sometimes think she's coming on to them and she's.
NOT i don't know. Where the guy sends her a
dick pic and she's friends with the wife and the,
(12:50):
husband and she's, like what SHOULD i? Do AND i,
said just ignore. It if he does it, again say
in no uncertain, terms don't do that. Again. YEAH i
don't remember exactly what happened with the. Couple they might
have gotten. Diforce i'm not really. Sure all. Right mike
finally wraps up with what have you checked off your
summer bucket list this? Summer what else will you check
out before? Fall i'm going To sturgis next. Week i'll be.
(13:11):
Gone and ALSO i got an e bike AND i
think of that and THE rv have been big bucket
list things we only get a few. SECONDS i don't
want to.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
WRITE i don't really have a bucket. LIST i just
do the same things over summer all the. Time it's the,
fair the fringe festival and pride and going, outside what
going on walks, Like that's ALL i do over the. Summer,
oh it's always the same and it makes me.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Happy mine was just getting out in the camera, van
WHICH i did this past, weekend so that was probably about,
it and working on some how stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
And that is going to kind of wrap it up
a little bit shorter version of The Minnesota Goodbye. Today
we do have, emails but we can always use. More
AND i love it when you bring up random. Stuff,
mike thank you AND i appreciate. That sendos Into ryan's
show AT kdiwb dot. Com
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