June 10, 2025 • 24 mins
We've got some crappy stories, dig into Dave's vulnerable moment, and tackle boredom.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I shipped my pants last night. Do you want to
hear the story? Do you want to hear the story? Okay,
So here's the story. I had to take my car
to the shop and then it was a night drop.
So you fill out the form, you put your key
in the box, and you drop it through the slot.
Forgot to lock my car. Golf clubs in the trunk,
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like nice golf clubs, and it's like, sits there in
the lot overnight. It's not locked up gated. So I
went back after the boy Scout cookoff with my spare
key batteries dead, so I could not lock. So I'm like,
I know there's a way to lock the car. So
I'm sitting there in the empty parking lot. I got
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my running car over here, my car over here, and
I'm looking through the owner's man, Oh god, I gotta go.
Oh god. And there's nowhere around. Yeah, there's nowhere around.
And so I'm like, what do I do? Oh God,
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I'm not. I said, there's no way I'm going to
make it the five to ten minute drive home.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So I found some napkins in the back of my
car and I ran over into some weeds and trees.
There was nobody around.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, you did it.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I did, and I ran over in the weeds and trees.
There's nobody around. I was going to do it right
there between the cars, but then I thought, well, not
in the pavement the ground. No, and there's probably security cameras.
I went between the reeds and the trees and I
did my thing right there on the ground. Now, it's
not a place where anybody would ever go. It's like,
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you know, you think of a weedy tree area that
nobody ever goes into.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No one even goes in there with like the lawnmower.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Never, no, no, no. So I was fine, and I
did my thing with the napkins, threw them in the dumpster.
Oh god, and it was awful. I go home and
I tell my wife this story. Yeah, she is howling
with laughter. How Susan doesn't have the best sense of humor,
but anything about poop she will die. So I'm like,
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I'm going upstairs and going to take a shower. So
there's my story. I shipped my pants last night. I'm
glad you laught so sorry.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I just oh no, I was concerned I was gonna
ship my pants last night because I ate my leftover
salad from Thursday night last week. I had put it
out on the counter to bring it into work on
Friday to eat it for lunch.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
And we were worried that it sat on the.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Counter and it was bad, right, so it cause it
sauted on the counter for like four and a half hours,
and I raced home after the show to go put
it back in my fridge. And last night I was like,
I'm going to risk it. I'm going to eat it.
And I didn't necessarily get sick. I got like a
little kind of thing, but I think it was just
my brain making me sick because I was I was
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convinced I was going to get well.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
By that time. Thursday was the salad, Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
then Monday night. So it had third Friday, Saturday Sunday.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Four or five days or four days ago, four days
ago plus four hours sitting out on the counter.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, but I didn't get sick.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You didn't get sick. You just kind of mentally thought
you might.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, And so I made myself a little bit sick,
but I was fine. And I think I wonder if
I have like a pretty strong stomach. Because Jenny also
gets mad at me because I eat yogurt that has
like mold on the outside of the container, but it's yogurt.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yogurt is moldy, Like yogurt is not moldy, but you
know it's like fermented on purpose.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah. Now, there is a kmart commercial that goes way
back and it's talking about how you can get your
pants shipped to you.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
So I'm going to play this commercial for you. And
what they're saying is, wait, I shipped my pants. So
they shipped my pants. But it is when you listen
to it. I'm gonna play it for you, it sounds
like they're saying, I shipped my pants. Are you ready? Yeah, okay,
let me play this for you. Here we go, ship
my pants right here?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Ship my pants.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
You're kidding? You can ship your pants right here? You
hear that I can ship my pants for free?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Wow? I just may ship my pants.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, ship your pants, Billy, you can ship your pants too.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I can't wait to ship my pants. Dad. I just
shipped my pants and it's very convenient, very convenient. I
just shipped my drawers. I just shipped my nightie.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I just shipped. If you can't find what you're looking
for in store, We'll find it at Kimar dot com
right now and ship it to you for free.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Man, I shipped my pants.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
They went out of business with that. That's perfect.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I missed k Mart.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I like that. They threw in the pee like a
little bit more pronounced.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Some of those did. Like with my pants. I shipped
my pants, my pants.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Pants shipped them from home.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, so you can call this episode I shipped my pants,
shipped my pants. I shipped my pants.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
All right, let's get on with the emails here on
the Minnesota Goodbye, let's get started. Good morning, says Aubrey.
Today on the show, Dave and Bailey talked about what
kind of dog Dave should get, and Bailey said, get
a Golden Retriever. Yes. I got a Golden Retriever puppy
at eight weeks old, and she is so much work
and she's already seventeen pounds at eleven weeks old. I
would not recommend a Golden if you don't want a
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big dog. They're beautiful dogs. They're very, very popular, but
that's a little bit bigger than I would want.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, they're pretty sizable.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, but I think the one that I'm looking at.
Bernard is also going to be kind of big. He's
not going to I think he's two, and I want
to say, he's forty pounds.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I feel like when they're two, they're fully grown.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
They are Oh they are, ye for sure. Yeah, So
he's not going to be a giant dog.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
He's only forty pounds. Yeah, so he's not that big.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
No, I think he's doable. I want to meet him. Yeah.
And the woman who runs the Mars agency, Mars Agency,
her name is Ae Me and she was listening to
the show or heard about it, and so she emailed
me last night and said, Hey, heard you talking about Bernard.
Loved to get you in contact with the foster blah
blah blah. And so I'm waiting to hear back.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, how did you find him in the first place?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Again, Susan found him online?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay, and she was looking.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah. No, she's very open to the idea of getting
a dog, okay, but she also some big criteria.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
And the reason is, I'll be honest with you, she
will do a lot of the work, probably the majority
of the work, because I work in the morning. Yeah,
and the first thing you do with a dog is.
You get up and you take care of the dog.
You feed the dog, you put the dog outside, you
water the dog, you whatever, and she will be doing
a lot of that. She trained Josie to go outside. Yeah,
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when Josie was a little baby girl, we put a
Christmas bell on the back door, and she taught Josie
to ring the bell when she wanted to go outside.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Cool. Yeah, that's really impressive.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
It really was impressive. So thank you, Aubrey. Next email, Hey, y'all,
how do radio stations pick their letters like KDWB and
for a fund for fun? Here's bonus. If KDWB was
an acronym, what do you think it would stand for?
Killer DJs with balls?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Killer DJs with balls?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Kind demure go oh I like that? Okay, kind demure
with Bailey?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
What's up Bailey?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I know for I bet you know more information about it.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
But the K and the W depends on what side
side of the Mississippi you're on, correct, Yeah, that's all
I know about it.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, it's true. Everything east is W, everything west is K.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah. My grandma was always so impressed that we had
both k's.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And w's because we straddled the River.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yes, in Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, I think the government assigns the call letters, the
FCC assigns the call letters, but I think you can
also request them.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Ooh yeah, yeah, because I guess, like why don't we
go by you know, like talk in the morning time
top forty one to one point three, you know, like
some some radio stations have like a word, you.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Know, what do you mean, like magic like cities ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Right, But that's not their call letter.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, it's KCTZ, which they requested because it kind of
spells cities kctzk cities.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
So why didn't why don't we have like a word?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I don't know. I mean, if you looked it up
on Wikipedia, it's possible that it stood for something. I
know there's a KDWA in Hastings, and I think there's
a kdw H or something in Duluth. Oh, so I
don't know if we were all owned by the same
company or what.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
But fascinating.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, it's not really that interesting, but I think you
can request. But basically it's a radio station license. Yeah,
so in its essence, it is a licensed You have
a radio station and they must give you a set
of call letters.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, I looked it up one time because I thought
it would be interesting, and you're right, it really isn't
that interesting.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Next one, Okay, here we go from Dan from Apple Valley.
Dan says, hello, my friendly dart looking friends, regarding Dave's
had of vulnerability. Dave, you know that you're not the
life of the party or Katie WB, but you're the
glue that holds really strong or freaking balls tight. Thank you,
Dan from Apple Valley. He says, I want to be
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known as Tripod. We get it.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
That means his wang is so big. Yeah. So here's
a funny little story that reminds me. So I read
a book by Steve Lucather. Now you don't know Steve Lucather,
but he is the guitar player from Toto and he
also played on many, many, many songs. He played guitar
on so many pop songs. He played guitar on Michael
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Jackson's Beat It Dan and then that's him. Yeah, Eddie
van Halen did the solo, but he did the Dan
and and and and he did a bunch of other
songs that you know he And this is a this
is a dick story. So here we go. So he
is no longer allowed to speak at Berkeley College of
Music because he was talking about, you know, like being
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an amazing guitar player, and he's like, yeah, I can
do all these crazy things on my guitar, and this
is what he said. He said, But it's like having
a twenty inch dick. You can show it off, but
what are you going to do with it? You know? So,
I mean, it sounds cool to have a twenty inch dick, sure,
because you pull it out at a party and people like, wow,
can I get a picture with your dick? But what
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are you going to do with it?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Nothing, It's just it's just kind of in the way
at that point.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's kind of in the way anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
It's just like you can't speak here anymore, sir.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
If you are into music and music history and you
remember the eighties like I do, a great book is
called The Gospel according to Luke, and it's by Steve
Lukather It's really really good, I think, Dan. Next one
is from Susan Dave. I'm writing because I was thinking
about your vulnerable confession today. I'm not sure where you
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received these comments before, but I thought I would share
my thoughts. So my confession yesterday was kind of a
vulnerable moment, and I talked about how I'm going to
tell you the short version because I told the long
version yesterday on the show. So we were in a
group station trip to Mexico, and we're hanging out with
a big, loud group of people whatever, and Steve and
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Fallon and some other people that have come along, and
so we you know, we were sitting in the lobby
of the hotel and we were drinking a little bit.
We weren't drunk, it was still early and I was like, okay, hey,
we're having a good time. Blah blah blah. And I said,
I'm kind of socially awkward. I'm never the life of
the party. I'm always kind of I'm okay, I don't
sit there looking at my phone and it's scowling, but
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I'm not the life of the party. And so I
pulled out a board like a card game like Cards
against Humanities, said hey, you guys want to play a game,
And one of the girls, who is the life of
the party said, we're not fucking boy scouts. We're not
going to play a game. And I felt so small
and so stupid. Thing to say, and so that was
my vulnerable moment, and I realized that I don't hang
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well socially in groups. I hang well, but I don't lead.
So anyway, she said, I was surprised to hear yourself
describe yourself as not the life of a party or
as an awkward party guest. As the star of a
popular radio show, you carry many responsibilities to represent a
big money making venture, akin to a CEO. I think
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you are incredibly kind to all those you encounter and
strangers you have to accept on the show. Okay, I
think I can do that very well.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, much like you turn it on, like sometimes you
have to turn that stuff on.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And I love it. This is me. This is the
outgoing version of me, because I'm so comfortable on the
radio that I can do. I can be awkward on
purpose on the radio, like and run out of things
to say and stumble and men make it awkward. I
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can do it on purpose because I'm so comfortable here
on the radio. The woman that made that terrible comment
to offer to play a group game was not only
out of line, she made a terribly disparaging reference to
a very important US boy Scouts. How dare she call
them fucking boy scouts. She might have thought she was
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being funny, but you don't call a children's organization using
a swear word. I listened to your show and enjoyed
very much. Thank you, Susan. I really appreciate that. Yeah,
it was just something that stuck with me, you know,
because in your life, people will say things to you
that stick with you. And one of my best stories
is my grandma. When she was five, her mother had
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a friend over, and like any five year old, even
back in those days, what a five year olds do?
Say whatever they want, and they get attention, and they
play and they're goofy and they're and so here's the
little five year old and her mother is having coffee
with her friend. And my five year old grandmother was
being goofy and silly and trying to get attention, and
her mother said to her, shut up or be quiet.
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Nobody wants to hear what you have to say. Mm.
And that stuck with my grandma her entire life. And
so she was shy her entire life because she was
told that five years old, very formative years, nobody cares
what you have to say. Is there anything in your
life where somebody said, Bailey, yeah, you look like your
cross eyed or you're drunk or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I mean I feel bad because I love my mom
so much, but a lot of things that my mom
said when I was a kid have stuck with me
my whole life. Once she got me like this skirt
or whatever, and I tried it on and it wouldn't
go up over my butt, and so I gave it
back to her and I said, it doesn't fit me.
And she's like, oh, it's doesn't fit. And then she
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went into her room and she put it on and
it fit her, and she walked out and she said,
this is the skirt that doesn't fit you. And I
think about that a lot. But obviously, like I love
my mom and sometimes like I have to remind myself
like all of our parents are going through life the
first time as well, so like they don't have all
the answers. My mom's saying like making kind of like
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quips about me being fat or whatever. It's because my
grandma would make quips about my mom being fat.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
So it's just like is like a cycle that I
am trying to stop, and it is really hard because
that just goes with you for the rest of time.
I just got bullied all the time for how I looked,
not necessarily by my mom, but like by you know,
bullies in school and whatever. So I am my self
confidence is trash in general.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
See, and I tell Bailey all the time sort of
tongue in cheek. But I say you're kind of hot,
and I've always thought you're kind of hot.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
That's nice, thank you, because you aren't yeah, beautiful eyes, uglyes.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Fock and I see, And I don't want to make
you feel uncomfort but I think you're kind of hot.
And I think you're actually hotter now than you were
when I first met you ten years ago.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Right, Okay, well that's good to know.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, I don't know why you don't believe in yourself.
I've seen way more unattractive girls than you with tons
of confidence.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Well yeah, I would love some, but uh yeah, I
don't have any, just like your grandma was shy all
or like I'm going to be an ugly girl.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
On the inside forever.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Amanda routs in. She says, I've been a longtime fan
of the show, going all the way back to leave
Volsvic pat ebers days when the song Men in Black
came out. You guys did a parody song called Men
with Gas to the tune of Will Smith's song Men
in Black? Can you dig that song out of the
archives and play it? Whenever I hear the Men in
Black song, I always hear your parody in my head.
Thanks from Amanda in Waconia.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I feel like I remember that song here.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Come the Men with Gas and we played a fart
sound effect. Yes, and it was not that big of
a hit song. I don't know if it exists anywhere
anymore or not.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That was such a good movie because that was really
big in my household. It was.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
It was Yeah, it was good Man in Black.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Wild Wild West.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
They held up the the little pen and they would
forget everything they just had.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
That's a great movie.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
We had Will Smith in the studio one time, best
interview we ever did, Wow, And he said, I said, Will,
how do you know when a movie is working? He's like,
you know, sometimes you just know, but sometimes it's Wild
Wild West. And I laughed because he admitted that he
knew Wild Wild West was not working.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, that was a bad movie, but we loved it
in the house household.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Okay, good enough.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
We loved it in general.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Thank you, Amanda, and thank you for listening all these years.
And I'm sorry I don't have that song to play
for you.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Somewhere, deep down somewhere.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Next one, sir, good morning. Don't say my name. I'm writing.
After today's podcast you were talking about how it's weird
not having a social media account because a woman said
I got dating the guy no social media? Is that
a red flag? So this email continues and says, hold
one second, Well, this is why I don't post anything.
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I do have Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, snapchat, TikTok, so it's
not like I don't have them. I just don't post
anything because I have an order of protection on someone
that I'm afraid will harm me, that has broken my
nose and knocked out a tooth in the past. My gosh,
don't feel sorry. I'm in a much much better place
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right now. This person would be that type to look
on social media to see where I am and then
show up at that place. So that is why I
don't post anything on there unless it is a day
later or maybe hours later, when I've left the area.
So to me, it's not weird if somebody doesn't have
an account on social media. I just want to tell
you guys, that's why I don't do it. Thanks for
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listening and keep doing you and remember tomorrow needs you.
I never thought about that.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
It's nice.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Does tomorrow need you?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It needs you?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Why does it need me?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I don't know, because people listen to this radio shows.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Okay, yeah, all right, here we go. Don't don't say
my name. I was listening to Bailey's comments on the
graduation ceremony. Kids on their devices. I am a mom
of an autistic toddler, and I get very frustrated when
I constantly see kids on devices. We limit screen time
to about a movie a week and maybe a couple
of episodes of shows if we need an extra break.
My child doesn't own a tablet and they're not going
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to get one there about five and a few months. Yes,
it is harder to manage your kid without screens, and yes,
their behavior will be more manageable when on screens in public.
But I want my kids to grow up understanding boredom,
be creative, etc. In public. I'm fully prepared with all
the things to entertain her, and I have an exit
plan if needed. If she can't sit still. I walk
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around with her. We have coloring books from the library,
like books on tape of the audio part is built
into the book, leapfrog books with the interactive pen, small
portable gangs like Hungry, Hungry Hippos, etc. Sometimes we've got
to come up with ideas on the fly. At the
grocery store, my husband had to take her outside and
they follow the brick all to mimic a maze while
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I was in the long checkout line. The big thing
is you have to be tuned in to your child
and pay attention to them. It can take a lot
out of you, but putting the work in helps a
lot later. With my kids not screen dependent, she likes
to play quietly in a room for thirty to forty
five minutes at her time with her dollhouse and other things.
Give her a piece of string and she'll build a
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zip line for her toys to ride on. She'll paint
quietly for thirty minutes on her own and recite books
from memory while playing. Is my kid easy? No, But
we've worked hard to make sure she's not addicted to
screens and have devices controlled her life. If we gave
in years ago, she'd likely be incredibly overstimulated, unable to
manage any type of board of boredom, and absolutely wouldn't
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be as advanced socially with her autism diagnosis. I don't
judge other families because I don't know their kid, I
don't know their world. I just like showing others. We
put a ton of work in and have seen many
good outcomes from it. Get creative when it comes to
managing your kids in public, and you'd be surprised how
much closer you will be with them and learn from
them how to be a kid. Again. I think that's
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so admirable.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I love that in general, there's the easy way, and
you've definitely done it the more challenging way. And I
really very much admire that, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Because I mean, when you go into being a parent,
you're signing up to, you know, parent your child, and
I feel like screens are the easy way to not
have to parent your child. And I do really love
like you're teaching your kid how to have an imagination
and also you know, getting your imagination in like sense
of wonder back a little bit. Yeah, by like facilitating
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that for your kid, which I love.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
We did get a lot of text messages last week
saying like, well, I have an autistic child, so they
need the screen in order to you know, function.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I'm thinking, but like, every single screen can't belong to
someone who like needs it. It's just that here take
this so you don't have a meltdown.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Well true, Yeah, yeah, I remember the first time I
was ever exposed to that was when screens were new ish,
maybe ten years ago. We were at ikes over in Minnetonka,
and we're sitting there at the table next to us
is it's family. They're all gathered around. A kid about
eight years old, got the screen and headphones on. And
I went on the radio the next day and I said, yeah,
I just couldn't believe I'd never seen that before. I
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couldn't believe that they, you know, were letting their kid
watch a movie or whatever during the restaurant family time.
And I got roasted by people saying he might have
been autistic, and I'm like, he might have been, but
he might not have been. Yeah, but I think that's
the tendency, is to give everybody an excuse that they
might be autisted.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah, I was gonna make a joke about Bailey being
on the spectrum right now, but it probably wouldn't go
over very well.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, I mean I probably am.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
There's no question. When I was a kid there was
no such thing as autism diagnosis on the spectrum. There was,
but we didn't know it. I would bet a million
dollars that if my mom and dad would have had
me tested, I would have absolutely tested for something.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
You probably have at least ADHD. I feel like so
many people have possibly yeah, yeah, and don't realize it.
I'm sure I do, But I am undiagnosed.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You don't seem to you seem like you can hold
a steady course and you know when to act this
way and know when to act that way. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
But I have like a lot of laundry sitting on
my couch for the last week and a half.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
And there that That's probably it. Last one. I just
want to say I love to listen in the Morning
Show and the Minnesota Goodbye. I've listened since I was
in fifth grade. This is from Tricia, and she says
I went from a girl who went to parochial school
listening only to Christian or country music because of my mom,
to regular school listening to the Dave Ryan in the
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morning show. I recently introduced my mom to The Minnesota
Goodbye and she absolutely love it. She loves it. She's
always laughing when the show is on. Her favorite is
listening to Janita Rant and my favorite is when you
diss Glencoe, Minnesota, as that is where we are both from.
I was hoping I can get you and the crew
to give my mom a birthday shout out be the
(23:59):
highlight of her day. She is turning sixty five and
has lived one hell of a life in those sixty
five years. Could you please wish Mama Bear a happy
sixty fifth birthday? We would appreciate it. Tricia from Hutchinson
formerly of Glencoe, Minnesota. Absolutely, we don't have a name,
but h Mama Bear who Happy sixty fifth.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
And that is going to wrap it up for the
Minnesota good Bye. Oh and of course send your emails
because we'd love to hear about your Maybe a moment
when somebody said something that is stuck with you, good
or bad. Let us know what is stuck with you.
Send that to Ryan Show at katiwbeat dot com. Or
if you got to shit your pants story we'd love
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to hear that too. Ryanshow at katiwb dot com
I shipped my pants last night. Do you want to
hear the story? Do you want to hear the story? Okay,
So here's the story. I had to take my car
to the shop and then it was a night drop.
So you fill out the form, you put your key
in the box, and you drop it through the slot.
Forgot to lock my car. Golf clubs in the trunk,
(00:23):
like nice golf clubs, and it's like, sits there in
the lot overnight. It's not locked up gated. So I
went back after the boy Scout cookoff with my spare
key batteries dead, so I could not lock. So I'm like,
I know there's a way to lock the car. So
I'm sitting there in the empty parking lot. I got
(00:43):
my running car over here, my car over here, and
I'm looking through the owner's man, Oh god, I gotta go.
Oh god. And there's nowhere around. Yeah, there's nowhere around.
And so I'm like, what do I do? Oh God,
(01:07):
I'm not. I said, there's no way I'm going to
make it the five to ten minute drive home.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So I found some napkins in the back of my
car and I ran over into some weeds and trees.
There was nobody around.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, you did it.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I did, and I ran over in the weeds and trees.
There's nobody around. I was going to do it right
there between the cars, but then I thought, well, not
in the pavement the ground. No, and there's probably security cameras.
I went between the reeds and the trees and I
did my thing right there on the ground. Now, it's
not a place where anybody would ever go. It's like,
(01:47):
you know, you think of a weedy tree area that
nobody ever goes into.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No one even goes in there with like the lawnmower.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Never, no, no, no. So I was fine, and I
did my thing with the napkins, threw them in the dumpster.
Oh god, and it was awful. I go home and
I tell my wife this story. Yeah, she is howling
with laughter. How Susan doesn't have the best sense of humor,
but anything about poop she will die. So I'm like,
(02:15):
I'm going upstairs and going to take a shower. So
there's my story. I shipped my pants last night. I'm
glad you laught so sorry.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I just oh no, I was concerned I was gonna
ship my pants last night because I ate my leftover
salad from Thursday night last week. I had put it
out on the counter to bring it into work on
Friday to eat it for lunch.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
And we were worried that it sat on the.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Counter and it was bad, right, so it cause it
sauted on the counter for like four and a half hours,
and I raced home after the show to go put
it back in my fridge. And last night I was like,
I'm going to risk it. I'm going to eat it.
And I didn't necessarily get sick. I got like a
little kind of thing, but I think it was just
my brain making me sick because I was I was
(03:04):
convinced I was going to get well.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
By that time. Thursday was the salad, Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
then Monday night. So it had third Friday, Saturday Sunday.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Four or five days or four days ago, four days
ago plus four hours sitting out on the counter.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, but I didn't get sick.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You didn't get sick. You just kind of mentally thought
you might.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, And so I made myself a little bit sick,
but I was fine. And I think I wonder if
I have like a pretty strong stomach. Because Jenny also
gets mad at me because I eat yogurt that has
like mold on the outside of the container, but it's yogurt.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yogurt is moldy, Like yogurt is not moldy, but you
know it's like fermented on purpose.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah. Now, there is a kmart commercial that goes way
back and it's talking about how you can get your
pants shipped to you.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
So I'm going to play this commercial for you. And
what they're saying is, wait, I shipped my pants. So
they shipped my pants. But it is when you listen
to it. I'm gonna play it for you, it sounds
like they're saying, I shipped my pants. Are you ready? Yeah, okay,
let me play this for you. Here we go, ship
my pants right here?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Ship my pants.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
You're kidding? You can ship your pants right here? You
hear that I can ship my pants for free?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Wow? I just may ship my pants.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, ship your pants, Billy, you can ship your pants too.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I can't wait to ship my pants. Dad. I just
shipped my pants and it's very convenient, very convenient. I
just shipped my drawers. I just shipped my nightie.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I just shipped. If you can't find what you're looking
for in store, We'll find it at Kimar dot com
right now and ship it to you for free.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Man, I shipped my pants.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
They went out of business with that. That's perfect.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I missed k Mart.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I like that. They threw in the pee like a
little bit more pronounced.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Some of those did. Like with my pants. I shipped
my pants, my pants.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Pants shipped them from home.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, so you can call this episode I shipped my pants,
shipped my pants. I shipped my pants.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
All right, let's get on with the emails here on
the Minnesota Goodbye, let's get started. Good morning, says Aubrey.
Today on the show, Dave and Bailey talked about what
kind of dog Dave should get, and Bailey said, get
a Golden Retriever. Yes. I got a Golden Retriever puppy
at eight weeks old, and she is so much work
and she's already seventeen pounds at eleven weeks old. I
would not recommend a Golden if you don't want a
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big dog. They're beautiful dogs. They're very, very popular, but
that's a little bit bigger than I would want.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, they're pretty sizable.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, but I think the one that I'm looking at.
Bernard is also going to be kind of big. He's
not going to I think he's two, and I want
to say, he's forty pounds.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I feel like when they're two, they're fully grown.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
They are Oh they are, ye for sure. Yeah, So
he's not going to be a giant dog.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
He's only forty pounds. Yeah, so he's not that big.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
No, I think he's doable. I want to meet him. Yeah.
And the woman who runs the Mars agency, Mars Agency,
her name is Ae Me and she was listening to
the show or heard about it, and so she emailed
me last night and said, Hey, heard you talking about Bernard.
Loved to get you in contact with the foster blah
blah blah. And so I'm waiting to hear back.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, how did you find him in the first place?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Again, Susan found him online?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay, and she was looking.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah. No, she's very open to the idea of getting
a dog, okay, but she also some big criteria.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
And the reason is, I'll be honest with you, she
will do a lot of the work, probably the majority
of the work, because I work in the morning. Yeah,
and the first thing you do with a dog is.
You get up and you take care of the dog.
You feed the dog, you put the dog outside, you
water the dog, you whatever, and she will be doing
a lot of that. She trained Josie to go outside. Yeah,
(06:46):
when Josie was a little baby girl, we put a
Christmas bell on the back door, and she taught Josie
to ring the bell when she wanted to go outside.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Cool. Yeah, that's really impressive.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
It really was impressive. So thank you, Aubrey. Next email, Hey, y'all,
how do radio stations pick their letters like KDWB and
for a fund for fun? Here's bonus. If KDWB was
an acronym, what do you think it would stand for?
Killer DJs with balls?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Killer DJs with balls?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Kind demure go oh I like that? Okay, kind demure
with Bailey?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
What's up Bailey?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I know for I bet you know more information about it.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
But the K and the W depends on what side
side of the Mississippi you're on, correct, Yeah, that's all
I know about it.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, it's true. Everything east is W, everything west is K.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah. My grandma was always so impressed that we had
both k's.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And w's because we straddled the River.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yes, in Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, I think the government assigns the call letters, the
FCC assigns the call letters, but I think you can
also request them.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Ooh yeah, yeah, because I guess, like why don't we
go by you know, like talk in the morning time
top forty one to one point three, you know, like
some some radio stations have like a word, you.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Know, what do you mean, like magic like cities ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Right, But that's not their call letter.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, it's KCTZ, which they requested because it kind of
spells cities kctzk cities.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
So why didn't why don't we have like a word?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I don't know. I mean, if you looked it up
on Wikipedia, it's possible that it stood for something. I
know there's a KDWA in Hastings, and I think there's
a kdw H or something in Duluth. Oh, so I
don't know if we were all owned by the same
company or what.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
But fascinating.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, it's not really that interesting, but I think you
can request. But basically it's a radio station license. Yeah,
so in its essence, it is a licensed You have
a radio station and they must give you a set
of call letters.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, I looked it up one time because I thought
it would be interesting, and you're right, it really isn't
that interesting.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Next one, Okay, here we go from Dan from Apple Valley.
Dan says, hello, my friendly dart looking friends, regarding Dave's
had of vulnerability. Dave, you know that you're not the
life of the party or Katie WB, but you're the
glue that holds really strong or freaking balls tight. Thank you,
Dan from Apple Valley. He says, I want to be
(09:32):
known as Tripod. We get it.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
That means his wang is so big. Yeah. So here's
a funny little story that reminds me. So I read
a book by Steve Lucather. Now you don't know Steve Lucather,
but he is the guitar player from Toto and he
also played on many, many, many songs. He played guitar
on so many pop songs. He played guitar on Michael
(09:57):
Jackson's Beat It Dan and then that's him. Yeah, Eddie
van Halen did the solo, but he did the Dan
and and and and he did a bunch of other
songs that you know he And this is a this
is a dick story. So here we go. So he
is no longer allowed to speak at Berkeley College of
Music because he was talking about, you know, like being
(10:20):
an amazing guitar player, and he's like, yeah, I can
do all these crazy things on my guitar, and this
is what he said. He said, But it's like having
a twenty inch dick. You can show it off, but
what are you going to do with it? You know? So,
I mean, it sounds cool to have a twenty inch dick, sure,
because you pull it out at a party and people like, wow,
can I get a picture with your dick? But what
(10:41):
are you going to do with it?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Nothing, It's just it's just kind of in the way
at that point.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's kind of in the way anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
It's just like you can't speak here anymore, sir.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
If you are into music and music history and you
remember the eighties like I do, a great book is
called The Gospel according to Luke, and it's by Steve
Lukather It's really really good, I think, Dan. Next one
is from Susan Dave. I'm writing because I was thinking
about your vulnerable confession today. I'm not sure where you
(11:11):
received these comments before, but I thought I would share
my thoughts. So my confession yesterday was kind of a
vulnerable moment, and I talked about how I'm going to
tell you the short version because I told the long
version yesterday on the show. So we were in a
group station trip to Mexico, and we're hanging out with
a big, loud group of people whatever, and Steve and
(11:32):
Fallon and some other people that have come along, and
so we you know, we were sitting in the lobby
of the hotel and we were drinking a little bit.
We weren't drunk, it was still early and I was like, okay, hey,
we're having a good time. Blah blah blah. And I said,
I'm kind of socially awkward. I'm never the life of
the party. I'm always kind of I'm okay, I don't
sit there looking at my phone and it's scowling, but
(11:53):
I'm not the life of the party. And so I
pulled out a board like a card game like Cards
against Humanities, said hey, you guys want to play a game,
And one of the girls, who is the life of
the party said, we're not fucking boy scouts. We're not
going to play a game. And I felt so small
and so stupid. Thing to say, and so that was
my vulnerable moment, and I realized that I don't hang
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well socially in groups. I hang well, but I don't lead.
So anyway, she said, I was surprised to hear yourself
describe yourself as not the life of a party or
as an awkward party guest. As the star of a
popular radio show, you carry many responsibilities to represent a
big money making venture, akin to a CEO. I think
(12:38):
you are incredibly kind to all those you encounter and
strangers you have to accept on the show. Okay, I
think I can do that very well.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, much like you turn it on, like sometimes you
have to turn that stuff on.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And I love it. This is me. This is the
outgoing version of me, because I'm so comfortable on the
radio that I can do. I can be awkward on
purpose on the radio, like and run out of things
to say and stumble and men make it awkward. I
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can do it on purpose because I'm so comfortable here
on the radio. The woman that made that terrible comment
to offer to play a group game was not only
out of line, she made a terribly disparaging reference to
a very important US boy Scouts. How dare she call
them fucking boy scouts. She might have thought she was
(13:35):
being funny, but you don't call a children's organization using
a swear word. I listened to your show and enjoyed
very much. Thank you, Susan. I really appreciate that. Yeah,
it was just something that stuck with me, you know,
because in your life, people will say things to you
that stick with you. And one of my best stories
is my grandma. When she was five, her mother had
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a friend over, and like any five year old, even
back in those days, what a five year olds do?
Say whatever they want, and they get attention, and they
play and they're goofy and they're and so here's the
little five year old and her mother is having coffee
with her friend. And my five year old grandmother was
being goofy and silly and trying to get attention, and
her mother said to her, shut up or be quiet.
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Nobody wants to hear what you have to say. Mm.
And that stuck with my grandma her entire life. And
so she was shy her entire life because she was
told that five years old, very formative years, nobody cares
what you have to say. Is there anything in your
life where somebody said, Bailey, yeah, you look like your
cross eyed or you're drunk or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I mean I feel bad because I love my mom
so much, but a lot of things that my mom
said when I was a kid have stuck with me
my whole life. Once she got me like this skirt
or whatever, and I tried it on and it wouldn't
go up over my butt, and so I gave it
back to her and I said, it doesn't fit me.
And she's like, oh, it's doesn't fit. And then she
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went into her room and she put it on and
it fit her, and she walked out and she said,
this is the skirt that doesn't fit you. And I
think about that a lot. But obviously, like I love
my mom and sometimes like I have to remind myself
like all of our parents are going through life the
first time as well, so like they don't have all
the answers. My mom's saying like making kind of like
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quips about me being fat or whatever. It's because my
grandma would make quips about my mom being fat.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
So it's just like is like a cycle that I
am trying to stop, and it is really hard because
that just goes with you for the rest of time.
I just got bullied all the time for how I looked,
not necessarily by my mom, but like by you know,
bullies in school and whatever. So I am my self
confidence is trash in general.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
See, and I tell Bailey all the time sort of
tongue in cheek. But I say you're kind of hot,
and I've always thought you're kind of hot.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
That's nice, thank you, because you aren't yeah, beautiful eyes, uglyes.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Fock and I see, And I don't want to make
you feel uncomfort but I think you're kind of hot.
And I think you're actually hotter now than you were
when I first met you ten years ago.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Right, Okay, well that's good to know.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, I don't know why you don't believe in yourself.
I've seen way more unattractive girls than you with tons
of confidence.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Well yeah, I would love some, but uh yeah, I
don't have any, just like your grandma was shy all
or like I'm going to be an ugly girl.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
On the inside forever.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Amanda routs in. She says, I've been a longtime fan
of the show, going all the way back to leave
Volsvic pat ebers days when the song Men in Black
came out. You guys did a parody song called Men
with Gas to the tune of Will Smith's song Men
in Black? Can you dig that song out of the
archives and play it? Whenever I hear the Men in
Black song, I always hear your parody in my head.
Thanks from Amanda in Waconia.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I feel like I remember that song here.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Come the Men with Gas and we played a fart
sound effect. Yes, and it was not that big of
a hit song. I don't know if it exists anywhere
anymore or not.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That was such a good movie because that was really
big in my household. It was.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
It was Yeah, it was good Man in Black.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Wild Wild West.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
They held up the the little pen and they would
forget everything they just had.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
That's a great movie.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
We had Will Smith in the studio one time, best
interview we ever did, Wow, And he said, I said, Will,
how do you know when a movie is working? He's like,
you know, sometimes you just know, but sometimes it's Wild
Wild West. And I laughed because he admitted that he
knew Wild Wild West was not working.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, that was a bad movie, but we loved it
in the house household.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Okay, good enough.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
We loved it in general.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Thank you, Amanda, and thank you for listening all these years.
And I'm sorry I don't have that song to play
for you.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Somewhere, deep down somewhere.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Next one, sir, good morning. Don't say my name. I'm writing.
After today's podcast you were talking about how it's weird
not having a social media account because a woman said
I got dating the guy no social media? Is that
a red flag? So this email continues and says, hold
one second, Well, this is why I don't post anything.
(18:02):
I do have Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, snapchat, TikTok, so it's
not like I don't have them. I just don't post
anything because I have an order of protection on someone
that I'm afraid will harm me, that has broken my
nose and knocked out a tooth in the past. My gosh,
don't feel sorry. I'm in a much much better place
(18:23):
right now. This person would be that type to look
on social media to see where I am and then
show up at that place. So that is why I
don't post anything on there unless it is a day
later or maybe hours later, when I've left the area.
So to me, it's not weird if somebody doesn't have
an account on social media. I just want to tell
you guys, that's why I don't do it. Thanks for
(18:45):
listening and keep doing you and remember tomorrow needs you.
I never thought about that.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
It's nice.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Does tomorrow need you?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It needs you?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Why does it need me?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I don't know, because people listen to this radio shows.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Okay, yeah, all right, here we go. Don't don't say
my name. I was listening to Bailey's comments on the
graduation ceremony. Kids on their devices. I am a mom
of an autistic toddler, and I get very frustrated when
I constantly see kids on devices. We limit screen time
to about a movie a week and maybe a couple
of episodes of shows if we need an extra break.
My child doesn't own a tablet and they're not going
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to get one there about five and a few months. Yes,
it is harder to manage your kid without screens, and yes,
their behavior will be more manageable when on screens in public.
But I want my kids to grow up understanding boredom,
be creative, etc. In public. I'm fully prepared with all
the things to entertain her, and I have an exit
plan if needed. If she can't sit still. I walk
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around with her. We have coloring books from the library,
like books on tape of the audio part is built
into the book, leapfrog books with the interactive pen, small
portable gangs like Hungry, Hungry Hippos, etc. Sometimes we've got
to come up with ideas on the fly. At the
grocery store, my husband had to take her outside and
they follow the brick all to mimic a maze while
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I was in the long checkout line. The big thing
is you have to be tuned in to your child
and pay attention to them. It can take a lot
out of you, but putting the work in helps a
lot later. With my kids not screen dependent, she likes
to play quietly in a room for thirty to forty
five minutes at her time with her dollhouse and other things.
Give her a piece of string and she'll build a
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zip line for her toys to ride on. She'll paint
quietly for thirty minutes on her own and recite books
from memory while playing. Is my kid easy? No, But
we've worked hard to make sure she's not addicted to
screens and have devices controlled her life. If we gave
in years ago, she'd likely be incredibly overstimulated, unable to
manage any type of board of boredom, and absolutely wouldn't
(20:44):
be as advanced socially with her autism diagnosis. I don't
judge other families because I don't know their kid, I
don't know their world. I just like showing others. We
put a ton of work in and have seen many
good outcomes from it. Get creative when it comes to
managing your kids in public, and you'd be surprised how
much closer you will be with them and learn from
them how to be a kid. Again. I think that's
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so admirable.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I love that in general, there's the easy way, and
you've definitely done it the more challenging way. And I
really very much admire that, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Because I mean, when you go into being a parent,
you're signing up to, you know, parent your child, and
I feel like screens are the easy way to not
have to parent your child. And I do really love
like you're teaching your kid how to have an imagination
and also you know, getting your imagination in like sense
of wonder back a little bit. Yeah, by like facilitating
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that for your kid, which I love.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
We did get a lot of text messages last week
saying like, well, I have an autistic child, so they
need the screen in order to you know, function.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I'm thinking, but like, every single screen can't belong to
someone who like needs it. It's just that here take
this so you don't have a meltdown.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Well true, Yeah, yeah, I remember the first time I
was ever exposed to that was when screens were new ish,
maybe ten years ago. We were at ikes over in Minnetonka,
and we're sitting there at the table next to us
is it's family. They're all gathered around. A kid about
eight years old, got the screen and headphones on. And
I went on the radio the next day and I said, yeah,
I just couldn't believe I'd never seen that before. I
(22:20):
couldn't believe that they, you know, were letting their kid
watch a movie or whatever during the restaurant family time.
And I got roasted by people saying he might have
been autistic, and I'm like, he might have been, but
he might not have been. Yeah, but I think that's
the tendency, is to give everybody an excuse that they
might be autisted.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah, I was gonna make a joke about Bailey being
on the spectrum right now, but it probably wouldn't go
over very well.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, I mean I probably am.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
There's no question. When I was a kid there was
no such thing as autism diagnosis on the spectrum. There was,
but we didn't know it. I would bet a million
dollars that if my mom and dad would have had
me tested, I would have absolutely tested for something.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
You probably have at least ADHD. I feel like so
many people have possibly yeah, yeah, and don't realize it.
I'm sure I do, But I am undiagnosed.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You don't seem to you seem like you can hold
a steady course and you know when to act this
way and know when to act that way. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
But I have like a lot of laundry sitting on
my couch for the last week and a half.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
And there that That's probably it. Last one. I just
want to say I love to listen in the Morning
Show and the Minnesota Goodbye. I've listened since I was
in fifth grade. This is from Tricia, and she says
I went from a girl who went to parochial school
listening only to Christian or country music because of my mom,
to regular school listening to the Dave Ryan in the
(23:39):
morning show. I recently introduced my mom to The Minnesota
Goodbye and she absolutely love it. She loves it. She's
always laughing when the show is on. Her favorite is
listening to Janita Rant and my favorite is when you
diss Glencoe, Minnesota, as that is where we are both from.
I was hoping I can get you and the crew
to give my mom a birthday shout out be the
(23:59):
highlight of her day. She is turning sixty five and
has lived one hell of a life in those sixty
five years. Could you please wish Mama Bear a happy
sixty fifth birthday? We would appreciate it. Tricia from Hutchinson
formerly of Glencoe, Minnesota. Absolutely, we don't have a name,
but h Mama Bear who Happy sixty fifth.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
And that is going to wrap it up for the
Minnesota good Bye. Oh and of course send your emails
because we'd love to hear about your Maybe a moment
when somebody said something that is stuck with you, good
or bad. Let us know what is stuck with you.
Send that to Ryan Show at katiwbeat dot com. Or
if you got to shit your pants story we'd love
(24:51):
to hear that too. Ryanshow at katiwb dot com
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