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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh my gosh, you guys.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We were like ten minutes into the Minnesota Goodbye, and
I hit a button and I deleted everything that way.
So I'm sorry, Vaunt and Bailey.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hi, everyone, get your scripts out. We're going to read
it back.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
We're going to read back what we already did.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
But just a heads up, this is probably gonna be
a little bit more abbreviated now because now we have
the we don't have to We just don't have time,
all right, So I'm going to go back and read
what we already read, but pretend like you haven't heard
the story.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah, such good act.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Okay, thank you, I'm such good acting.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
I'm not a good speaker. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
This one comes from Brianna. She says, Hello, I have
a fun story that I want to pass along. I'll
preface the saying, I have a rambler that's in the
shape of a rectangle. I'm on one end of the
house working at my computer, and then I hear one
singular bark from the other end. One single bark usually
means pistol, the dog is at the back door and
needs to go to the bathroom, or she's in the
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bathroom and would like fresh water. From the top, which
is a story for another day.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I get up to see what the.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Issue is and Pistol is coming from the mudroom at
the other end where the dog food and cat food
is in locking storage containers. One handle was popped off
the dog food container, so I pulled the top off,
and why don't you know it, there's our Siamese Apollo
having a midday snack. Thanks to the informant. The suspect
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is in custody but evading questioning. He's doing court on Wednesday.
And this is just one of my many stories with
my four animals. Pets really make life fun. Thank you
for all you do to keep us entertaining each day.
No dart looking here, it's not safe with an unstable
gastro intestinal system. Got so do you like hot fudge Sundays?
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And that comes from Brianna.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
So thanks Brianna.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
She's got four adorable animals, Pistols, a black lab Apolos
Siamese cat. Wednesday is a black cat, and Bob is
the tabby tabby baby or tabby tabby Right.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
In a second, what is that the hot supposed to from?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's from the Old Country guys, Old Country Buffet guys commercial.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
He's like, do you like how Fudge Sunday?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah, I bet Apollo is like super upset with pistol
and probably they're probably not speaking right now. Like, I
can't believe you ratted me out. You are such an
an awful sibling. I was just trying to get my
dog food fax exactly. I mean the same right.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Next email says hello, morning show.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I had to write in after seeing Bailey's Weekend in
five photos. Those food decorations. My parents have a set
of those at their house. We got them when we
cleaned out my great aunt Marian's house. I remember loving
them as a child and picking them out to keep.
They're so fun and kyotes that comes from Aaron.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yes, I got those from my friend Nick, who bought
them for me from a Savers and he sat like
literally saw the entire set and then asked if I
wanted them, because he knows how much I like kitchy,
kind of ugly stuff. I'm definitely great aunt material. I
love to decorate my home as though I am a
great aunt. So thank you for recognizing that. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Okay, Next email, all right, this says hello, please don't
say my name. My friends and I have played a
game for years where we debate which jobs would be
the worst to do when you were hungover or in
a bad mood. At the top of our list is
a big pop superstar who has to dance and entertain
and act happy and energetic for hours. But I always
argue during the debate that morning show DJs also deserve
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a mention. I figure it's time to go straight to
the source. So, Bailey, Jenny, and Vaughanta, of all the
jobs you have had, which jobs have been the worst
to do when you're hungover or in a bad mood?
And bonus question, what other jobs you think would be
the worst to have to perform in such a state? Thanks,
we appreciate you, all right, vond I'll let you go first.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
What do you think I think a teacher would be
a sucky job because you just don't have the brain
capacity to teach other people. I feel like, even if
we did or didn't notice it, looking back, if a
teacher pulled out the TV car, like the big old car,
and they put on like some movie for you to watch,
and when they were hungover, they were like, I don't
feel like teaching watch a movie, right.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
And that was my physics teacher my senior year, Like
every day we watched the Big Bank Theory all throughout
senior year. Really yeah, in my physics class, we barely
did any work until some some idiot kids parent or
like told their parent and then their parent tattled on
the principle, so then we couldn't watch Big Bank Theory anymore?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And now I'm thinking back to when I was in
sixth grade. I'm telling you, guys, I went from fifth
to seventh grade. I did not learn in sixth grade
because we literally only learned how to play chess.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Our teacher taught us how to play chess and we
just always played chess. And I was like nerdy, and
I was like, we need to like do English and
we need Yeah, so like you would switch with like
other classes. So we did go to a different class
for science, so I did learn science, which I hated science.
So that was not my vibe with you. But yeah,
I only played chess. And now I think, like, was
he just hungover or drunk the whole time? Like is
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that why we did what we did? It was the
old I mean probably to me at the time. Sure,
but no, he was probably like mid forties or something interesting.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Maybe maybe he was just for all the time.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
It's just such an odd game to learn how to
play in school. To chess.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Oh really, I learned how to play in fourth grade.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I feel like chess is. I've never learned how to
play chess.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It was like a unit.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Honestly, I think it was nice to be like a
unit because it does kind of teach you some strategy.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
I was going to say, I feel like it's such
a precise game. Yeah, but I've never played chess before.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
It's dope.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Actually, any put that in New Jersey's curriculum.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Well, Vaughan, have you ever worked a job that you've
gone in hungover in a bad mood that was awful?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
No? No, never been hungover at work before.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Oh my god, admit it, you little liar. I was
gonna say, I think there.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Shine Down Cruise you came in that wasn't over that
next day though I got a little I had a
little too much to drink.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Now, it was the Halloween that the one where you
threw up here and you texted me and You're like,
I just grew up bail.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
We talked about the cruise we did last summer.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I did.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
I felt nice when we left, but I was perfectly
fine the next morning. At the at Boo Bash this
past year, I because remember I went on stage and
I was like, who's gonna buy me a drink? And
so many people bought me drinks and I was just
like okay, okay, okay, and I forgot that we I
legitimately forgot because it was our parties. I'm like, oh
we have we are off.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
The next day.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
No. I threw up when I got home, and that
was I'm almost never seen a lista more mad. I
woke up the next morning and I was drunk, and
Alyssa was like, You're gonna have to call out and
I was like, you're gonna call out because I'm hungover
from a work event that came in here. Threw up
in the middle of no phone screen on Friday, and
I texted Jenny. I was like, tell him to cut
my mic off, don't.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Ask me anything.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, I was like.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Voss starts the pot and then you guys started talking
and I was in the back like, noo, seen many
a drunk produce.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I mean, I am literally never gonna judge you for
that because I used to also come in hungover on
Thursday mornings after kickball on Wednesday nights because I would
always go to the bar with everyone afterwards and party,
and yeah, I would be hungover.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
But I also would argue that.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It is when I'm the funniest is when I'm hungover,
because I just have like no care. I'm like what,
I'm a fucking anything goes today. Yeah, So I would
say that for hungover, it's actually not bad in my
opinion at the show, but if you're in a bad
mood or dealing with some shit, I do think it's
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pretty hard to turn it on. Turn it on, Yes,
And I think we've all had like our days. Dave
says that he like turns the mic on and is
happy and stuff, and he's very good at that. But
I'm an emotional person, so I am not. I'm incapable
of completely switching it on. Yeah, So I would say, yes,
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this was this is definitely the hardest job for me
if I'm ever in a bad mood or anything like that,
because like when I was like a server, Yeah, you
had to deal with people, but you had to deal
with them for like a minute or two at a time, then.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
You can walk away. Yeah, So I don't know what
about you, Bailey.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, I say most of my jobs were in my life,
our front facings. So I feel like if I'm in
a bad mood, it is kind of like you do
have to turn it on right away.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
So I got pretty good at that.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
But for being like hungover, I used to go to
work at Disney World hungover all the time because all
we did was like go to We'd ride the party
bus to Senior Frogs and then and then come home
and I drank so much tequila, so many sex on
the beach, which is just so gross, I can't stand
it anymore. But we would all be sitting on the
bus riding into work, just hungover, out of our minds,
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and then.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Have to turn it on for the guests at Disney World.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
But then also like working in a historic farm, Like
try working at historic farm hungover. That freaking sucked ass.
So because then you're talking to kids, you're talking too
oh yeah, it's hot, You're wearing like period costume. And
when I worked there, usually I worked in the garden,
so I'm like pulling weeds, so I'm going like up down,
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up down up down, also motions, so yeah, motion and
then like if you're head gets down to the ground
than your head pounds.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
It was terrible, but I think I only did that
like two times while I worked there.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well okay, well, good email. That's a fun one. Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Next one says hold on, I just had to switch
chabs over. It's not letting me over and here we go,
morning guys. This one is for Jenny. I've been trying
to pack more protein.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
In my meals.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
This is wondering if you have any recommendations for a
liquid protein not protein shakes, but something I can mix
in with water or that already comes in a water form.
I've seen a few on TikTok and looked on Amazon,
but you never really know what you're getting things that
comes from shape Shay, I'm so sorry. I don't have
anything that I would do with that. I just have
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always done liquid or sorry, protein powders. And then I
always do like the peanut butter like peebe.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Fit is what it's called.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
That's so good.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, it's super good. Literally tastes like peanut butter.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You can take that and mix it with water and
it becomes peanut butter, like a protein healthier version of
peanut butter. But I've literally made peanut butter sandwiches with
that protein powder before.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
So I don't know if any like powders that you
add to water that have protein in it, like you
would have to turn it into some kind of shape
because it's you know, because it's thicker, like it's a.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Thickening kind of thing, right.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
But yeah, I mean, if you want to go past
water like yogurt, doesn't yogurt have protein?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah it could, I don't think it does.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, yeah, No, yogurt has a lot of protein. There's Yeah,
I'm surprised you don't know that when you started eating
like some.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
More but I didn't look into Oh no, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Like Chobani yogurt's really good, Triple oacos is really good,
all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
It's very like when I make overnight oats, I add
in yogurty for the protein.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Oh yeah, yogurt's great for protein. So Shaye, I apologize.
I don't have anything to help you with the outlawe
but good luck believe you the let's see, heyfam super
random email. But do you have a story about house
slash when you learned that you can't put metal in
the microwave.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Oh jeez.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Okay, I'm gonna read her story and then we can
talk about this. They say.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I was babysity my cousins for the summer and went
to warm up mac and cheese that we made earlier
on the stove. I just left it in the metal pot,
and I learned that the I learned the hard way
very fast as the sparks started zapping all around the microwave. Fortunately,
we safely stopped the microwave and did not burn the
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house down. When my aunt got home, we explained something
was wrong with the microwave, which letter to tell teach
me a valuable lesson that metal was not allowed in
the microwave. Okay, thanks for entertaining me. While I'm home
on maternity leave with my second born son, I'm watching
reels about racing two boys and appears I'm in for
a ride. Send good vibes, cheers that comes from Sydney, Sydney,
(11:52):
I have the exact same story as you. So it
was my babysitter who put a metal pot in the
microwave that had mac and cheese in it. She I
was downstairs with my sister and she was taking a
shower and we came up in the kitchen and the
microwave was on fire. And we actually did have to
call the fire department for that one because it was
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like full blown on fire, and yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
It was wild.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
So Sydney, that's how I learned about metal in the
micro or can't be in the microwave too?
Speaker 5 (12:20):
What about you, Yvonne my And this is maybe the
past ten years.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
So my great grandma, she she's a great grandma.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
She's older.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
She just passed away at eighty two, I believe, but
she I think went to go put either the fork
or aluminum foil in the microwave, because you know, older people,
they always just have something like wrapped up that they're
gonna safe for later because they don't have eat big portions.
Just threw it in the microwave, like wrapped up in
a ball. Literally, not even a second goes by after.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
She pressed the start, pop pop pop.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Oh my god, and me and my stepmom were just
trying to find like a way to not sound like
smart asses to be like, yeah, you can't put that.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
In the microwave. It's fucking foil or metal whatever.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yeah, my sister put a fork in the microwave, just
a fork by itself or something, and you could see
the little lightning like hitting it, and you're like whoa
and so and I was a huge like enforcer of rules,
so like I knew that was bad.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
So she's just like I just want to see what happens. No,
how dare you?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
And like once she turned the microwave on without anything
in it, and I thought that our house was going
to explode or something, so literally it was like like pushed.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Her out of the way, like hit stop, and we're like,
you never do that.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I was not.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I'm man.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Sometimes I when I see like videos of myself as
a child, I annoy myself.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
So I was not a fun person to have around.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh well, okay, Sindny, that was a funny email. Thank
you so much.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
If anyone else has a funny story about lightning their
microwave on fire, definitely email it over or send other
emails to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com.