July 17, 2025 • 17 mins
We talk about ugly kids, threesomes, and hear a rant from Juanita about her time at a lemonade stand!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On the Minnesota Goodbye Today, we promised to talk about
threesomes because this came up on War of the Roses
and we were wondering, like why they don't seem to
work out and she was unhappy because she didn't get
a lot of attention during the threesome and so Jenny
said we can talk about it or I said we
can talk about it the Minnesota Goodbye.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
So having participated in a couple back in the day,
is there I don't really want to talk about it,
but if there's anything you want to ask, but here's
the chance.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Okay, what was the situation? Like how was it instigated?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Both times it was planned well in advance, like yeah,
let's do this. She is willing to do it, are
you willing to do it? And it was always like
kind of I'll be honest with you a little bit
begrudgingly like yeah, I mean if you really want to, yeah,
I'll show up for it. But then there was another
one where like they were both if neither of them
(01:01):
were like girlfriends of mine, but they were both willing
so they arranged it and invited me.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Okay, so it was like there any hurt feelings after
any of.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yes, yes, Usually somebody feels a little bit jealous. Then
they don't expect that to happen, so somebody feels like, Okay,
I didn't like that, I didn't like being around that.
This is really really weird to talk about.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I almost had one one time.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
It was like the start of one. We were pregaming
at my friend's apartment and we were all going out
for the evening, and my friend had been hooking up
with this guy, and then the three of us were
all just like chit chatting in his room or something,
and honestly, we all just started kind of like making out,
like I made out with my friend, I made out
with him whatever, and then like we kind of laid
(01:48):
down in the bed and we were like, I don't
think this is it.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
We kind of just all decided like I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Think it was the right call yet.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
And also it was like the pregame to the evening,
like we were getting a little crazy before we were
even but then we went out, and then from then
on that friend thought I was gonna like hook up
with this guy, and she had been hooking up with them,
and so she's texting me because she went somewhere else
and she's like, don't hook up with so and so on.
I was like, I'm not. You guys were the ones
that were like, let's all make out. Like I didn't
(02:17):
instigate that, but yeah, that would have gotten really messy,
I think because she was a jealous friend, and I
think she would have not been very happy if we
would have gone through with the threesome.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I read a rock star. I think it might have
been the lead singing Brett Michaels from Poison. I think
he was reading years ago. He or maybe it was
Axel Rose. I'm not really sure, but some popular lead
singer that when they were young and hot. Somebody reporters like, so,
do you ever have like, you know, group sex with
like women who love the band? And they said, yeah,
(02:47):
but usually somebody ends up getting jealous. And I think
that's kind of the bottom line to most threesomes. Somebody
ends up getting jealous. Yes, and that's really all we
have to say about that.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
We also said we talk about ugly kids on the
Menace O Goodbye because sn brought it up.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, we were talking about Vaunt said he is he'll
never tell somebody with an ugly baby that you have
a cute baby. But he won't tell them it's an
ugly baby. He just refuses to say that's a cute baby.
And then Vaunt said, well, didn't somebody have a billboard
about ugly kids? So the story is years ago. It
(03:23):
popped into my mind, and I'll never ever understand how
this idea came to my mind, but it was. I
was sitting in my office in whatever and pop, like
a piece of popcorn, it came into my mind. Let's
put up a billboard with ugly kids us. So Angie
Taylor and I found pictures of us when we were
in about fifth grade, and we put them on a
(03:46):
billboard and they edited like knocked out teeth and weird
looking ears and funny eyebrows and wonky eyes. So there
was a picture of a fifth grade boy a fifth
grade girl on this billboard and it said two words
ugly kids. That's all it said. With this boy and
this girl, nobody knew what it was. Well, we had
(04:06):
a plan that eventually, after two weeks or a month
or whatever, it would say with a current picture of us,
it would say ugly kids become DJs KDIEWB. And when
we put it up. It got so much attention that
people started to slow down to look at the billboards,
(04:30):
and the news stations all covered it, and the billboard
company was sworn to secrecy so they wouldn't say where
it was from. And people were like, this is terrible,
this is a child abuse and this is a horrible
to say to these kids that they're ugly, blah blah blah,
not knowing that it was our pictures that had been doctored.
And so men Dot called us and said called the
billboard company and said, can you take those down? They're
(04:53):
a road hazard.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
So we replaced them quickly with the Ugly Kids become DJs,
and it was massively successful and everybody talked about it,
and it was so cool, so cool that it got
stolen in other markets. I remember there was a station
in Milwaukee that stole it. There was a station in
San Diego that stole it, and I was kind of
(05:17):
pissed because it's like, bitch, come up with your own shit.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah. And one of the DJs who was on one
of the Ugly Kids billboards in Milwaukee now is a
morning DJ here in town, and he's a nice guy,
but it's like bitch, I'm glad I came up with
some shit for your show, so.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I'd have to tell me who it is at some point.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, and it's not a bad person at all. It's
just like you know, people in radio steal blatantly. But
that really kind of pissed me off. So there's the
ugly kids story.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
There is a billboard that you'll see when you drive
either to the North Shore or just like up north
in general that I it catches my eye and I
feel like it's a hazard because all it says in
big letters is quality erections. It says since nineteen seventy six.
I looked it up and it's Sherman Buildings dot Com.
So it's a building company. Oh that's clever, huge letters,
(06:10):
quality erections. They've had those up for a couple of
years now, because I've gone to the North Shore quite
a few times, and every single time, I'm like, brilliant.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That's that is absolutely But underneath it does it? How
do you know what the company is?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Just a Sherman Buildings dot Com. It's a very plain,
simple sit so it does.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Give away its own punchlines. Okay, it does. Okay, So
if it just said quality erections.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
But that is your eye, that's your attention. Grab You're like,
what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It probably has a ton of traffic on their website.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Wow. Okay, here is our weekly rant from juan Nita.
Let's see what's on her mind today.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Hey, I so Dave, I blame you for this one.
So this week's ran is about stopping at the lemonade stand.
So I've stopped over at my friend's house over the
weekend and she went to go walk her two little
poodle dogs, and so I had one on the walk
with her. As we were walking, what did I see?
I saw two kids about eleven years old. They had
a little lemonade stand going. So I said, I'm gonna
(07:08):
go over there and get a couple of cups of lemonade.
As I'm walking up towards the table, the one boy
had his feet up on the table. He was looking
at his phone. So as I was getting closer, I
could hear the one boy tell the other one, motherfucker
straighten up. We got a customer. I'm like, got all
elimonade stands in the world, I had to stop at
the one ran by little bone thuzzer a harmony. I
(07:29):
got up to the stand, and of course they didn't
say anything. I had to say hi first. I'm like hello,
So they're like, okay, what's up, Mama? What could I
get you? I'm like, you gotta be kidding me. You
have gotta be fucking kidding me. I am not your
fucking mama. I said, give me two cups of elimonade.
How much are they? They're a bone apiece. I said, oh,
what a bone? Motherfucker? Dollar? Yeah, dollar, you know where
(07:52):
the bone is. I'm like, you know what, why did
I stop here?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Why did I.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Come to this lemonade stand? I didn't not one of
kurse these two little boys out, but I was almost
forced to. I just grabbed the lemonade the left Dave,
this is all your phone. It almost made me curse
out two kids. Well that's my rent for this week.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I love you, guys.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I'll see you tomorrow at the dog park. I can't
let y'all come this close to me without coming to
hollow damn right right bye?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
That you know what? That is so funny. In my book,
I say take a shower. It's called take a shower,
show up on time, and don't steal anything, and said
stop at lemonade stands. I've been guilty though, of driving.
There were two within fifty yards of each other the
other day, and I was on the phone. It was
an important call and I was not going to interrupt
the important call to stop of the lemonade stands. So
I drove by pass the sweet kids wave like, you know,
(08:40):
like the guy on the corner with the please help
anything helps give me money sign, and they wave and
I look the other way. But yeah, I tried to
stop at lemonade stands.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
But mother fuckers straightened up a phone.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
By the way. I will have both of my books
at Bernie's Bark in the park to night, so if
you want to pick one up, we'll do venmo or cash.
I used to have a credit card square reader. I
don't anymore. I don't know where it is. All right,
you ready to move on to other stuff? Yeah, okay,
let's try this one. Renee says on the Minnesota Goodbye.
(09:19):
You guys talked about dogs being God's idea. I thought
you would all love this. I heard recently God created
dogs to show us that love is action, not talk.
Ho because dogs don't talk. It's their action that shows
their love. What do dogs do that we could do better?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Attention?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Well, they act happy to see us. Yeah, they're always
there when we need them. They never bitch.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
They if you accidentally like step on them, they immediately
like forgive you. They do yes, you know, like you're
like they got in your way and sorry.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Who has Yeah, who hasn't accidentally knocked their dog in
the head. It's like you're trying to get something out
of the fridge and just swing it and to hit
him in the head and they instantly forgive you. That's
really interesting. What else does a dog do that we
should do better? They look happy most of the time.
They cuddle Yeah, yeah, they eat what they're given.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
They poop in your shoe.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
They poop in your shoe. Love that one. Thank you
for Nae. Let's go to the next email. Here we go,
Brittany writes in, Hey, y'all been meaning to share this,
and after today, I knew it was time. It's so
funny to keep track of the one liners that you
hear when you turn on Katie WDB and have no
idea what the conversation is about. Yet. For example, I
turned on the radio today and immediately heard Bailey say,
(10:36):
with no context. I mean, what happened on your way
out of the birth canal? That is true? Yeah, no context. Okay.
Another time I turned on the radio and I heard
Jenny say, yeah, you little bitch, probably talking to me
about something. Last but not least. I turned on the
radio and the first line was Dave saying, and that's
why you shouldn't bleach your butthole. Now I don't remember
(10:59):
that at all, but if you said I saw it,
said it, then I said it.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
She sent that email quwak because I literally just said that,
that's bonkers.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
She sent this email about yeah, about eight oh six
the spot, so uh okay, this one is a little
bit longer, but it looks like it could be fun.
On yesterday's podcast, Rachel says, you guys are talking about games.
I was shocked to hear Bailey brings up Quacks of
Quidlinburg because it's such an obscure game, and it sounded
initially like she was gonna bash it, and I immediately
(11:30):
went to write in and say, me and my family
loved that game. But then she said it was fun.
It just took a while to understand. My dad loves
board games. The last few years, he orders a lot
from kickstarters and stuff we can't find in stores. A
lot of them are complicated and we often have to
watch a YouTube tutorial that teach us how to play them.
So we spend a lot of time playing games together.
And now we have game Day on Saturday, or play
(11:50):
games all day on a holiday some of my favorite
family members memories. We also have Wingspan, which is complicated
but fun, and we love two games right right now,
Isle of Cats and Horizons. We do play Catan sometimes Dave.
As much as it can be frustrating sometimes to learn
all the rules of these new and complicated games, it
(12:11):
helps my brain having to take all these in. Plus,
they're a lot more fun then the basic games we
played growing up, like Clue or Monopoly or Life. And
that's the thing. Sometimes if they're a little bit more complicated,
they're more fun to play. And I think that's the rub.
Monopoly is simple, Clue is simple, Scrabble is simple. Are
(12:33):
they as fun? Maybe not.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Did you have to make your own board game in
school because that was like a unit in class for us?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
No, I feel like that must have just been very
unique to my own schooling, we all had to make
our own board games with our own rules and then
design it and like it.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Well that's sound, Finn. What do you remember yours?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I honestly, I think it had something to do with cats. Okay,
of course, the same kind of person as I am.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Now, did you make one, Jenny? No know?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Interesting, So it must have been an oak View Middle
school situation.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
She goes on to finish and say, I know games
aren't for everybody, but if anybody wants something to do
with your family, holiday cabin during the summer or something,
try to find a new game you guys could try
out that might be fun. It's also nice to spend
time with your family for a few hours and nobody's
on their phones because they were into the game. And no,
I don't work for a board game maker or seller.
I just love it and I encourage people to try them.
(13:26):
There are so many options out. I love games, but
with just the two of us around, it's hard. Yeah,
to find a game. We play Rummy Cube and I
like it because we're equally good. Susan's a little better
with numbers. Rummy Cube is a lot of fun, and
we played dominoes, but we're getting a little bit bored
(13:47):
with basic dominoes, and so there's millions of different ways
to play dominoes. So we actually bought a Mexican train
domino set off of Amazon the other day and we're
gonna put it in the RV and learn how to
play it.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah. I like board games. I just don't same kind
of deal. I don't really have the people to play with, Like, yeah,
I played the Quacks of Quedlinburg, yes, or the other
day with my improv people. But like usually when I
see them, we're like doing improv, we're not playing board games.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Well, you also do dungeons and Dragons, which I find
to be moderately complicated, to the point I've never learned
it is so complicated, is it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I mean I think there are simple campaigns, and I
love a simple campaign where it's literally like okay, you're
in a place and you're going to this big bad
guy and then you're gonna fight the big bad guy.
Boom done. I always pick characters that are pretty simple,
where it's like I'm gonna hit the guy with my
staff and that's it. But there's like, I mean, you
(14:39):
can do magic. There's a thousand different characters. There's all
of these different storylines, and those are so complicated to me.
I don't know half of the crap that my character. Okay,
it's very complicated, all right.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Next one for our friend Joe in Turlock, California. Joe
came out with his wife to visit a mother or
so ago. Joe said, as how does Nicole Scherzinger continue
to get work? Okay? That cracks me up because I've
been watching faithfully religiously building the Band, and I watch
it because yeah, it's good, but also it's bad, and
(15:16):
I think there's so much fakery in it. In other words,
like there's one part they all live in a cube.
There's supposedly fifty cubes about the size of a bathroom
that they all stay in because they are isolated so
they can't see the other contestants. I suspect there is
one cube, and they put the kids in a cube
(15:37):
when they're ready to film their part. I don't think
at any point it's realistic that there are fifty cubes.
Each one looks the same, and if they were claustrophobic,
they wouldn't be able to stay in there. It's just
and then what's the guy Ajmclean from Backstreet Boys stands
there in front of a screen and pretends to address
(16:00):
the people in the cube, like, Hey, it's aj it's
your turn to sing. You're coming up in a second here, Bobby,
are you ready? And then Bob and I think the
special effects of him looking at the screen, it's obviously
superimposed in the background. He's standing there talking to the
wall pretending these times it's just fucked up. Nicole Scherzinger
is one of the artist mentors. And one of the
(16:23):
funny things is Nicole Scherzinger. Sure respect for being in
Pussycat Dolls, but she is definitely a C squad mentor.
She's no Kelly Clarkson. But they got Nicole Scherzinger. But
what's funny is they parade her out and all of
these twenty somethings go, oh my god, I love you,
and it's like, you've never heard of Nicole Scherzinger. Your
(16:43):
mom used to listen to Nicole Scherzinger type of thing.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I know. Nicole Scherzinger is on Broadway right now. She
literally just want a Tony, So she's like a really
big freaking deal and her like show sells out constantly
for her. She's a huge Broadway star right now. So
that's why she's still getting work, okay, because she still
is relevant, just not in the circle you're used to.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Joe goes on to say other people who I can't
believe keep getting work, Scarlett Johansson, Lenny Kravitz, tyresee any
of the Kardashians, Jason Stratham. I'm not sure who that is.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
You would know him if.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Nate bat but gutsy don't know him either. Add to
my list if I missed anyone. Love you, Joe Gonzalez.
Lenny Kravitz to me was one of the most overrated
artists of all time. Yes, he looks really good, but
he's hot overrated. Hey, we're out of time, we're cut short.
We got a busy day today, so we're gonna end
(17:37):
it here with a bunch more emails on deck. Send
yours in to Ryan Show at KDIWB dot com.
On the Minnesota Goodbye Today, we promised to talk about
threesomes because this came up on War of the Roses
and we were wondering, like why they don't seem to
work out and she was unhappy because she didn't get
a lot of attention during the threesome and so Jenny
said we can talk about it or I said we
can talk about it the Minnesota Goodbye.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
So having participated in a couple back in the day,
is there I don't really want to talk about it,
but if there's anything you want to ask, but here's
the chance.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Okay, what was the situation? Like how was it instigated?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Both times it was planned well in advance, like yeah,
let's do this. She is willing to do it, are
you willing to do it? And it was always like
kind of I'll be honest with you a little bit
begrudgingly like yeah, I mean if you really want to, yeah,
I'll show up for it. But then there was another
one where like they were both if neither of them
(01:01):
were like girlfriends of mine, but they were both willing
so they arranged it and invited me.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Okay, so it was like there any hurt feelings after
any of.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yes, yes, Usually somebody feels a little bit jealous. Then
they don't expect that to happen, so somebody feels like, Okay,
I didn't like that, I didn't like being around that.
This is really really weird to talk about.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I almost had one one time.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
It was like the start of one. We were pregaming
at my friend's apartment and we were all going out
for the evening, and my friend had been hooking up
with this guy, and then the three of us were
all just like chit chatting in his room or something,
and honestly, we all just started kind of like making out,
like I made out with my friend, I made out
with him whatever, and then like we kind of laid
(01:48):
down in the bed and we were like, I don't
think this is it.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
We kind of just all decided like I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Think it was the right call yet.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
And also it was like the pregame to the evening,
like we were getting a little crazy before we were
even but then we went out, and then from then
on that friend thought I was gonna like hook up
with this guy, and she had been hooking up with them,
and so she's texting me because she went somewhere else
and she's like, don't hook up with so and so on.
I was like, I'm not. You guys were the ones
that were like, let's all make out. Like I didn't
(02:17):
instigate that, but yeah, that would have gotten really messy,
I think because she was a jealous friend, and I
think she would have not been very happy if we
would have gone through with the threesome.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I read a rock star. I think it might have
been the lead singing Brett Michaels from Poison. I think
he was reading years ago. He or maybe it was
Axel Rose. I'm not really sure, but some popular lead
singer that when they were young and hot. Somebody reporters like, so,
do you ever have like, you know, group sex with
like women who love the band? And they said, yeah,
(02:47):
but usually somebody ends up getting jealous. And I think
that's kind of the bottom line to most threesomes. Somebody
ends up getting jealous. Yes, and that's really all we
have to say about that.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
We also said we talk about ugly kids on the
Menace O Goodbye because sn brought it up.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, we were talking about Vaunt said he is he'll
never tell somebody with an ugly baby that you have
a cute baby. But he won't tell them it's an
ugly baby. He just refuses to say that's a cute baby.
And then Vaunt said, well, didn't somebody have a billboard
about ugly kids? So the story is years ago. It
(03:23):
popped into my mind, and I'll never ever understand how
this idea came to my mind, but it was. I
was sitting in my office in whatever and pop, like
a piece of popcorn, it came into my mind. Let's
put up a billboard with ugly kids us. So Angie
Taylor and I found pictures of us when we were
in about fifth grade, and we put them on a
(03:46):
billboard and they edited like knocked out teeth and weird
looking ears and funny eyebrows and wonky eyes. So there
was a picture of a fifth grade boy a fifth
grade girl on this billboard and it said two words
ugly kids. That's all it said. With this boy and
this girl, nobody knew what it was. Well, we had
(04:06):
a plan that eventually, after two weeks or a month
or whatever, it would say with a current picture of us,
it would say ugly kids become DJs KDIEWB. And when
we put it up. It got so much attention that
people started to slow down to look at the billboards,
(04:30):
and the news stations all covered it, and the billboard
company was sworn to secrecy so they wouldn't say where
it was from. And people were like, this is terrible,
this is a child abuse and this is a horrible
to say to these kids that they're ugly, blah blah blah,
not knowing that it was our pictures that had been doctored.
And so men Dot called us and said called the
billboard company and said, can you take those down? They're
(04:53):
a road hazard.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
So we replaced them quickly with the Ugly Kids become DJs,
and it was massively successful and everybody talked about it,
and it was so cool, so cool that it got
stolen in other markets. I remember there was a station
in Milwaukee that stole it. There was a station in
San Diego that stole it, and I was kind of
(05:17):
pissed because it's like, bitch, come up with your own shit.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah. And one of the DJs who was on one
of the Ugly Kids billboards in Milwaukee now is a
morning DJ here in town, and he's a nice guy,
but it's like bitch, I'm glad I came up with
some shit for your show, so.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I'd have to tell me who it is at some point.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, and it's not a bad person at all. It's
just like you know, people in radio steal blatantly. But
that really kind of pissed me off. So there's the
ugly kids story.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
There is a billboard that you'll see when you drive
either to the North Shore or just like up north
in general that I it catches my eye and I
feel like it's a hazard because all it says in
big letters is quality erections. It says since nineteen seventy six.
I looked it up and it's Sherman Buildings dot Com.
So it's a building company. Oh that's clever, huge letters,
(06:10):
quality erections. They've had those up for a couple of
years now, because I've gone to the North Shore quite
a few times, and every single time, I'm like, brilliant.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That's that is absolutely But underneath it does it? How
do you know what the company is?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Just a Sherman Buildings dot Com. It's a very plain,
simple sit so it does.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Give away its own punchlines. Okay, it does. Okay, So
if it just said quality erections.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
But that is your eye, that's your attention. Grab You're like,
what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It probably has a ton of traffic on their website.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Wow. Okay, here is our weekly rant from juan Nita.
Let's see what's on her mind today.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Hey, I so Dave, I blame you for this one.
So this week's ran is about stopping at the lemonade stand.
So I've stopped over at my friend's house over the
weekend and she went to go walk her two little
poodle dogs, and so I had one on the walk
with her. As we were walking, what did I see?
I saw two kids about eleven years old. They had
a little lemonade stand going. So I said, I'm gonna
(07:08):
go over there and get a couple of cups of lemonade.
As I'm walking up towards the table, the one boy
had his feet up on the table. He was looking
at his phone. So as I was getting closer, I
could hear the one boy tell the other one, motherfucker
straighten up. We got a customer. I'm like, got all
elimonade stands in the world, I had to stop at
the one ran by little bone thuzzer a harmony. I
(07:29):
got up to the stand, and of course they didn't
say anything. I had to say hi first. I'm like hello,
So they're like, okay, what's up, Mama? What could I
get you? I'm like, you gotta be kidding me. You
have gotta be fucking kidding me. I am not your
fucking mama. I said, give me two cups of elimonade.
How much are they? They're a bone apiece. I said, oh,
what a bone? Motherfucker? Dollar? Yeah, dollar, you know where
(07:52):
the bone is. I'm like, you know what, why did
I stop here?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Why did I.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Come to this lemonade stand? I didn't not one of
kurse these two little boys out, but I was almost
forced to. I just grabbed the lemonade the left Dave,
this is all your phone. It almost made me curse
out two kids. Well that's my rent for this week.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I love you, guys.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I'll see you tomorrow at the dog park. I can't
let y'all come this close to me without coming to
hollow damn right right bye?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
That you know what? That is so funny. In my book,
I say take a shower. It's called take a shower,
show up on time, and don't steal anything, and said
stop at lemonade stands. I've been guilty though, of driving.
There were two within fifty yards of each other the
other day, and I was on the phone. It was
an important call and I was not going to interrupt
the important call to stop of the lemonade stands. So
I drove by pass the sweet kids wave like, you know,
(08:40):
like the guy on the corner with the please help
anything helps give me money sign, and they wave and
I look the other way. But yeah, I tried to
stop at lemonade stands.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
But mother fuckers straightened up a phone.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
By the way. I will have both of my books
at Bernie's Bark in the park to night, so if
you want to pick one up, we'll do venmo or cash.
I used to have a credit card square reader. I
don't anymore. I don't know where it is. All right,
you ready to move on to other stuff? Yeah, okay,
let's try this one. Renee says on the Minnesota Goodbye.
(09:19):
You guys talked about dogs being God's idea. I thought
you would all love this. I heard recently God created
dogs to show us that love is action, not talk.
Ho because dogs don't talk. It's their action that shows
their love. What do dogs do that we could do better?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Attention?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Well, they act happy to see us. Yeah, they're always
there when we need them. They never bitch.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
They if you accidentally like step on them, they immediately
like forgive you. They do yes, you know, like you're
like they got in your way and sorry.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Who has Yeah, who hasn't accidentally knocked their dog in
the head. It's like you're trying to get something out
of the fridge and just swing it and to hit
him in the head and they instantly forgive you. That's
really interesting. What else does a dog do that we
should do better? They look happy most of the time.
They cuddle Yeah, yeah, they eat what they're given.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
They poop in your shoe.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
They poop in your shoe. Love that one. Thank you
for Nae. Let's go to the next email. Here we go,
Brittany writes in, Hey, y'all been meaning to share this,
and after today, I knew it was time. It's so
funny to keep track of the one liners that you
hear when you turn on Katie WDB and have no
idea what the conversation is about. Yet. For example, I
turned on the radio today and immediately heard Bailey say,
(10:36):
with no context. I mean, what happened on your way
out of the birth canal? That is true? Yeah, no context. Okay.
Another time I turned on the radio and I heard
Jenny say, yeah, you little bitch, probably talking to me
about something. Last but not least. I turned on the
radio and the first line was Dave saying, and that's
why you shouldn't bleach your butthole. Now I don't remember
(10:59):
that at all, but if you said I saw it,
said it, then I said it.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
She sent that email quwak because I literally just said that,
that's bonkers.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
She sent this email about yeah, about eight oh six
the spot, so uh okay, this one is a little
bit longer, but it looks like it could be fun.
On yesterday's podcast, Rachel says, you guys are talking about games.
I was shocked to hear Bailey brings up Quacks of
Quidlinburg because it's such an obscure game, and it sounded
initially like she was gonna bash it, and I immediately
(11:30):
went to write in and say, me and my family
loved that game. But then she said it was fun.
It just took a while to understand. My dad loves
board games. The last few years, he orders a lot
from kickstarters and stuff we can't find in stores. A
lot of them are complicated and we often have to
watch a YouTube tutorial that teach us how to play them.
So we spend a lot of time playing games together.
And now we have game Day on Saturday, or play
(11:50):
games all day on a holiday some of my favorite
family members memories. We also have Wingspan, which is complicated
but fun, and we love two games right right now,
Isle of Cats and Horizons. We do play Catan sometimes Dave.
As much as it can be frustrating sometimes to learn
all the rules of these new and complicated games, it
(12:11):
helps my brain having to take all these in. Plus,
they're a lot more fun then the basic games we
played growing up, like Clue or Monopoly or Life. And
that's the thing. Sometimes if they're a little bit more complicated,
they're more fun to play. And I think that's the rub.
Monopoly is simple, Clue is simple, Scrabble is simple. Are
(12:33):
they as fun? Maybe not.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Did you have to make your own board game in
school because that was like a unit in class for us?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
No, I feel like that must have just been very
unique to my own schooling, we all had to make
our own board games with our own rules and then
design it and like it.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Well that's sound, Finn. What do you remember yours?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I honestly, I think it had something to do with cats. Okay,
of course, the same kind of person as I am.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Now, did you make one, Jenny? No know?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Interesting, So it must have been an oak View Middle
school situation.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
She goes on to finish and say, I know games
aren't for everybody, but if anybody wants something to do
with your family, holiday cabin during the summer or something,
try to find a new game you guys could try
out that might be fun. It's also nice to spend
time with your family for a few hours and nobody's
on their phones because they were into the game. And no,
I don't work for a board game maker or seller.
I just love it and I encourage people to try them.
(13:26):
There are so many options out. I love games, but
with just the two of us around, it's hard. Yeah,
to find a game. We play Rummy Cube and I
like it because we're equally good. Susan's a little better
with numbers. Rummy Cube is a lot of fun, and
we played dominoes, but we're getting a little bit bored
(13:47):
with basic dominoes, and so there's millions of different ways
to play dominoes. So we actually bought a Mexican train
domino set off of Amazon the other day and we're
gonna put it in the RV and learn how to
play it.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah. I like board games. I just don't same kind
of deal. I don't really have the people to play with, Like, yeah,
I played the Quacks of Quedlinburg, yes, or the other
day with my improv people. But like usually when I
see them, we're like doing improv, we're not playing board games.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Well, you also do dungeons and Dragons, which I find
to be moderately complicated, to the point I've never learned
it is so complicated, is it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I mean I think there are simple campaigns, and I
love a simple campaign where it's literally like okay, you're
in a place and you're going to this big bad
guy and then you're gonna fight the big bad guy.
Boom done. I always pick characters that are pretty simple,
where it's like I'm gonna hit the guy with my
staff and that's it. But there's like, I mean, you
(14:39):
can do magic. There's a thousand different characters. There's all
of these different storylines, and those are so complicated to me.
I don't know half of the crap that my character. Okay,
it's very complicated, all right.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Next one for our friend Joe in Turlock, California. Joe
came out with his wife to visit a mother or
so ago. Joe said, as how does Nicole Scherzinger continue
to get work? Okay? That cracks me up because I've
been watching faithfully religiously building the Band, and I watch
it because yeah, it's good, but also it's bad, and
(15:16):
I think there's so much fakery in it. In other words,
like there's one part they all live in a cube.
There's supposedly fifty cubes about the size of a bathroom
that they all stay in because they are isolated so
they can't see the other contestants. I suspect there is
one cube, and they put the kids in a cube
(15:37):
when they're ready to film their part. I don't think
at any point it's realistic that there are fifty cubes.
Each one looks the same, and if they were claustrophobic,
they wouldn't be able to stay in there. It's just
and then what's the guy Ajmclean from Backstreet Boys stands
there in front of a screen and pretends to address
(16:00):
the people in the cube, like, Hey, it's aj it's
your turn to sing. You're coming up in a second here, Bobby,
are you ready? And then Bob and I think the
special effects of him looking at the screen, it's obviously
superimposed in the background. He's standing there talking to the
wall pretending these times it's just fucked up. Nicole Scherzinger
is one of the artist mentors. And one of the
(16:23):
funny things is Nicole Scherzinger. Sure respect for being in
Pussycat Dolls, but she is definitely a C squad mentor.
She's no Kelly Clarkson. But they got Nicole Scherzinger. But
what's funny is they parade her out and all of
these twenty somethings go, oh my god, I love you,
and it's like, you've never heard of Nicole Scherzinger. Your
(16:43):
mom used to listen to Nicole Scherzinger type of thing.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I know. Nicole Scherzinger is on Broadway right now. She
literally just want a Tony, So she's like a really
big freaking deal and her like show sells out constantly
for her. She's a huge Broadway star right now. So
that's why she's still getting work, okay, because she still
is relevant, just not in the circle you're used to.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Joe goes on to say other people who I can't
believe keep getting work, Scarlett Johansson, Lenny Kravitz, tyresee any
of the Kardashians, Jason Stratham. I'm not sure who that is.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
You would know him if.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Nate bat but gutsy don't know him either. Add to
my list if I missed anyone. Love you, Joe Gonzalez.
Lenny Kravitz to me was one of the most overrated
artists of all time. Yes, he looks really good, but
he's hot overrated. Hey, we're out of time, we're cut short.
We got a busy day today, so we're gonna end
(17:37):
it here with a bunch more emails on deck. Send
yours in to Ryan Show at KDIWB dot com.
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