July 22, 2025 • 17 mins
Dave gets some praise, we talk carats, and tell you our favorite curse words!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Shout out wan Anita. It is her birthday. Today's I
will say that jan Nita Bernie got to play with
his stuffed s'more last night because she gave him a
stuffed taco and a stuff smore And it's so funny.
They just get so intent on those things. And he's
like got it half in his bed and half out
(00:23):
and he's just gnawn on this thing, like I don't
know what he expects to happen, but he just loved it.
So thank you for this stuff smore and happy birthday, Wanita.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
There's an email that came in and it's titled genuinely
Nice Guy and I was like, oh, that's interesting, and
then I realized it was about Dave and I.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Was like what, So let me read it real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay, all right, So chimes in with Hey, Dave, Jenny
Bailey and Vontavius Carl and they kind of touches on
the relationship that they have with Dave. But basically, our
buddy Nate sent this email in and says, Dave and
I will find a date to golf nine holes of
Mediocrity for the past six.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Or seven years, yep, every summer.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, and Basically, the golf is always man, but the
company is fantastic.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
He says.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Dave always has great stories, but he always asks about
me and my family, which I really appreciate. We got
to that end of the round and I was getting
us some drinks from the bar inside the golf course
and Dave was using the bathroom. As soon as I
came out, Dave said, thanks for the drink, and without
any hesitation, the bartender said, Dave Ryan.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I've always recognized me, and I'm like, if he heard
my voice, yeah, yeahs.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And so he goes, I've been around Dave when he's
been recognized before, and it's usually that golden voice as
he refers to it, that gives him away. And instead
of brushing the guy aside, he started a conversation with
the guy who had sent in a tape of himself
to the radio station thirty years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Even though he had to get going to make a
phone call, he spent a couple of minutes talking to
the bartender asking his name. I believe it was Tom,
And after a couple of minutes talking about this guy's
past interactions, Dave said it was Tom, right. It was
really nice talking to you again. I could tell it
really meant a lot to this bartender that Dave was
interested in how he knew him. And I always tell
people when they find out I know Dave that he's
(02:05):
genuinely a nice person. He's a smart ass, but really
cares about people. I really appreciate that and wanted to
let people know it's not just a persona he puts
on for the radio. It's the real deal. And that
comes from our friend Nate.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Wow. Thanks Nate. That's wow. Yeah. I think that's nice.
I don't think it's that hard to be nice, you know,
but don't we all know somebody who's like, really, can
you just be nicer?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Can you not gi me a douche?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Can you not be a douche? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
So thank you Nate, that golden voice.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I will tell you I think I told I don't
know if I told this story on the radio, I
don't know. I might have told you, guys that we
were camping at the Koa a week or two ago,
and we're sitting outside and we're by the campfire, and
I got Bernie and Susan sitting there and when people
walk by, you say, Hi, Hey, how's it going? Good,
how are you? You don't necessarily stop to talk, but
(03:06):
you just greet them. And I said, hey, how's it going?
And she goes, she stops and she said are you
And I said nope, nope, I'm not. And she's like okay,
ha haha, and she kept walking because honestly, I didn't
want to put on the Dave Ryan act while I'm
sitting there act well you know what I mean, like like, oh, hey,
(03:30):
you know, I'm there with my wife and I got
my dog and you know, I probably had a beer
in my hand, and it just didn't want to put
Was that rude?
Speaker 5 (03:39):
I mean she understood, Yeah, I mean no, I guess
if if she didn't understand, then it would have been.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Con I think if you're like, I don't know. I mean,
you guys get this sometimes too. You go out and
somebody will recognize you. But if they're and most people
are very polite, and we're so flattered that people want
to say hi. But if you were also, let's say,
if you were on a date and you're like slow
dancing with your boyfriend and this woman named Kathleen comes
(04:05):
up and she's like, Tapa, tapa, tapa, are you Bailey,
what would you do?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Uh, well, the novelty hasn't worn off for me, so
I would be like, yes, what's your name?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Oh my gosh, isn't this a fun little dance?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Jenny, you're taking a big shit. You're taking a big shit.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Well that's a weird, okay situation.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
And somebody sees you go into the stall and they're like,
and you hear whispering to her friend at the sink,
Oh my god, that's Jenny, Oh my god. And so
she gets in the stall next to you, pokes her head,
slides under the stall from next door. She's right there
by your feet. What do you do?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I say, this is your funeral lady. All right, get
the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Rude, rude, rude.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Die. If you continue to be in this vicinity while
I'm in the bathroom, you should know this.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Sign out and listen to the show.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Okay, all right, thank you. Let's move on to the
next one. Hello from Liz. Listening to the podcast from
today about engagement rings. Vaughan was talking about getting engaged
to Alissa, and this was on the show Monday at seven,
and he said, I don't know anything about what I
need to know I don't know what I don't know,
she said. I know a lot about these. I used
(05:11):
to work with brides and help them make their invitation.
So I saw a ton of rings. I wanted a
blue teal diamonds solitaire since it was more unique. Wow,
blue diamonds. I guess they come in all colors. My
husband and I boyfriend at the time, scoped out rings,
so he knew what I wanted. The salespeople wanted me
to go bigger than I wanted and add diamonds to
(05:32):
the side because they got commissioned. Blah blah blah. They
go on to tell a story about how they got
it from Zales. The first one was chipped. Then I
showed my ring off when I got it back from
our trip and it rattled in the setting. I didn't
know that wasn't normal. We went to the zal store
and they wouldn't help us reset the stone because they
said there was no warranty, which is not offered online.
(05:56):
So much frustration, we returned it and bowed to never
go to Zal's again. No, I don't mean to crack
on Zales, but if that's the way you treat your customers,
then you deserve an honest review. That's just the way
it is. That started our journey for a month of
finding a new jewelry store and picked out the stone together.
It was a natural diamond that was irradiated to make
(06:16):
the blue color.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Okay, I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I guess that's gone like putting it in the microwave
or something.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh, exposed to radiation.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, stores with amazing customer service. Top of the list
Wedding Day Diamonds and Jeremy and Eden Prairie. So there's
one by Eden Prairie Center. I think it's across the
street near that intersection. And Wedding Day Diamonds is, you know,
my new favorite jewelry store. So I told Vanta, I said,
(06:48):
I can get you the hook up.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, you guys could go together.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And if you mentioned my name, when you go into
Wedding to Day Diamonds, what they do, They'll give you
a free bottle of water. Some restrictions apply.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Sapphires came in so many colors.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, they can be pink. I bought Alison one time
a pink sapphire ring.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
That's like orange. I would love like an orange sapphire
that's cool.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I bought Alison her sixteenth birthday a pink sapphire ring,
and I really, you know, I hope she would treasure
it and wear it. But you know, it's a ring
from your dad, so I mean, you know whatever, she
was donating a bunch of purses. No, she was probably
about twenty donating purses. And we looked in the bottom
(07:32):
of the purses that she hadn't looked at in years,
and in the bottom of the purses that she was
about to you know where the story's going, was the
pink sapphire ring that she almost donated. And she felt
so bad. Yeah, and I felt a little bit hurt.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I thought you were about to say that she was
like donating the ring whatever though it was in one
of the persons.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
No, it was just forgotten in the purse. Yeah, and
you know it's okay. She didn't really like it. Yeah,
And it was all of those things. You know what
I will tell this one. If you're a parent, you
will at some point by your kids something that you
think is really special, and they won't think it special.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I got a decent amount of jewelry from my mom
and grandma growing up, and I thought I always thought like, oh,
this is so great and wonderful, but like I definitely
lost a ring that my grandma had given me that
was probably like pretty expensive, but I was like in
seventh grade.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, and like I don't now looking back on it.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
If I had a seventh grader, I would not give
them an expensive piece of jewelry, okay, like at all,
because I probably took it.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Off for like gym class, sure, yeah, and then.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Just didn't put it back on. So I know for
a fact I don't have one of those rings. But
my family, or my mom's side of the family, is
really big into jewelry, like giving jewelry really cool and
having jewelry and like heirloom jewels and whatever not that.
I mean, we're super poor people, so it's not like
we're rich and rolling.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
In oh dions. Well, it sounds like you're rich. You're
talking about how you're wearing a jewelry. So I don't
know what's part of you to believe.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
You'd get like a ring as a gift like once
every you know, seven years or something and be like
treasure this ring.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
She goes on to wrap up, She says, we ended
up with wedding day and they have always been fantastic.
I love Jeremy And ten plus years later he remembers
us when we go down to have it cleaned or
have other rings fixed. Good luck to you vont from Liz.
Thank you Liz. That is very nice. Where's that delete
button so I won't read it again tomorrow? Going here's
(09:28):
one because I think I've done that.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Look at each other side glounce and we're like, oh,
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I don't remember to wear pants most days.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Well, we get confused sometimes because what happens is we'll
start recording the podcast and do ten minutes and then
something gets messed up, and then we're like, wait, did
we read this already or was it in one of
the flubbed ones where it didn't get recorded or something.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, Dave, I'm sorry, I'm reading the next email. Oh
it is from Liz again. She says. She added a
picture of the blue sapphire diamond ring. She said, I'm sorry,
it frustrates me. Dave is saying, saying, people want one carrot.
That size is what I wanted. I wanted one half
to three quarters. I wanted the size my mom has.
One carrot looked too big and gaudy on me personally.
(10:14):
My mom did a one and a half carrot ring later,
and it's not my thing. Please do the size Alyssa likes,
not what everyone else likes. And the one carrot is
kind of about the size of a little bit bigger
than a babe. About the size of a tic tac
is about the size of a one carrot diamond. All right,
(10:35):
thank it, Liz, enough out of you.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I want a three carrot, seven carrot.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
You know what you your hands, You could do that
because you have nice piano player fingers.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I have been told that you have nice.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You have very pretty. Seriously, I really thought that I
was looking at Shack's hands.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, I got big hands and thicky. They're thicky. Every
part about me is sick. My hair, my ass, my
hands must be rough. Jenny must be rough. I'll never
forget the time. Okay, restoration hardware in a Dina bougie
ass furniture company. But then they also have the cute
little upstairs restaurant. When they did an opening, they invited
(11:16):
you know, all the media, all the influencers whatever in town.
I go to it, I'm talking to a friend and
all of a sudden I hear feel something hit my hair,
and I go and I feel and there's this diamond
ring dangling in my hair and I pull it out
and then I see this woman frantically looking around, and
I was like, is this what you're looking for?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
And she's like yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
She had flailed her hand up in the air.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Her ring, which was like ginormous, had fallen off because
she needed to get it resized. But it was the
most a Dinah thing ever because it was probably like
seven carriage it was huge, and she was like sorry,
like I just I needed to get it resized whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
And I'm like, how did that just happen?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
How did this fall into my hair?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
I feel like a Finder's keeper situation that what I
would you imagine fell into my hair?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
It's mine?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, I think the biggest diamond I've ever seen on
somebody who was they they listened to the show. I
met them somewhere and I was like, oh, my gosh,
your ring is beautiful, and I probably asked, but it
was a five carrot diamond and it was round, and
it was like not quite as big as a diamond
is around, but it was That was what reminded me
of five carre's pretty darn big.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
If I ever marry a billionaire, I don't think I
want that big of a ring. Caught genuinely think that
they look gaudy, even though they're beautiful.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
But if you're a billionaire's wife, you're gonna have got
up here, Well, you're gonna be gaudy.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I'm going to be a Hippi Stone.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
No, you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I will never marry a billion because they will never
want to be with me.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You're going to have a Bentley camper van, you have
a gold plated, gold plated airplane. You're gonna be gaudy anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, I guess all right.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Brand writes in she says, I don't curse. I used to.
I don't know the context of this, but maybe she
just wants to share this, this word or this thought.
I don't curse. I used to growing up, But even
then I felt dirty when cursing, like physically dirty and
needed like to take a shower. I was surrounded by
people who curse, and I still am. It's a normal
human thing to do, and I have no judgment toward
(13:12):
people who do it just doesn't. It doesn't bother me
one bit. I do find other ways to express myself. Looll.
I have a very colorful vocabulary. I use words like goodness, gracious, heck, damn, hell,
mother lovin. However I can write them easy. So my
favorite curse word is, and she writes it out in
all caps, motherfucker. Okay, what is your favorite curse word?
(13:35):
I think probably motherfucker is mine. But one of my
favorites was coined by Corey Foley. Corey Foley used to
work on the show You remember her, Remember her as
she was back from two thousand and three to two
thousand and seven, and we nicknamed her filthy fully because
on her first day she told us the story about
(13:56):
how her sister had a horse hair butt plug. Oh
my gosh, and that's it, exactly what you think it is.
It's a butt plug with a horsetail growing out of it.
And we're like, you're filthy. She's like, I know, and
I love Corey. And one time we were testing the
microphones and I said, Corey, can you test your microphone?
And she said fuckety cunt fuck And that made me
(14:17):
laugh because it's not even a real swear word, but
it's so vulgar, the coming especially from a woman it
just made me laugh. So that is my favorite swear word.
Fuckety cunt, fuck, okay, okay, nice Bailey.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Mine is dipshit bitch, only because that's what happens when
I'm driving and someone's being an idiot. I'll be like,
let's go, you stupid dip shit bitch, and it's unconventional.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yes, I don't really swear very often.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
You really don't, but when you do it, it makes
it's funny because Bailey never, not never, but maybe once
every couple of days, you'll say the P word or
the F bomb.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Yeah, And dipshit bitch is what I say in my car.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
That's a good mind old one, Yeah, good one. I
went to I'll get you in a second. Jenny, I
haven't forgotten about you. But I was at a funeral
one time and it was such a sweet story. She
was speaking. She said, my dad never swore, He never swore,
never heard him swear in my life. We were in
the boat one time and a guy came by and
almost hit us on the boat. My dad stood up,
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he shook his fist and he said, you dipsy doodle,
And I just thought that was so sweet.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
You dipsy dipsy doodle.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Instead of because the rest of us would be like,
give motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, Jenny, my favorite is bitch, just because I use
it in a loving way a lot, like especially with
Steve Lettart that used to work on this show. Anytime
him and I talk, it's like, hey, bitch, hey, bitch that.
And then also I had a friend nickname an ex
who was not a good person thundercunt, and I don't
like the sea word, but I thought that that was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That is kind of hilarious. We may be out of emails.
Let me just double check. Yah, this is an interesting one.
Writing into tell vont that he'd better hurry up with
that food truck a Puerto Rican dishes. I was in Madison,
Wisconsin last couple of days and I saw a mini
Puerto Rican food truck. Even took a picture to send
(16:19):
it into you guys, and I did forward that over
to vont. So Puerto Rican cuisine on wheels was good.
I did enjoy it, okay, And then finally I think
that is it? Yes, okay, So looking at it one
more and more of an off the air thing requesting
a favor. So thank you for joining us for the
(16:39):
Minnesota Goodbye Are you gonna What are you gonna? Title
the episode?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
I was planning on shock hands okay, because I thought
that was funny that Jenny has shocked.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Do you know how to spell shack? S? H? A
very good okay? All right? I figured you did, but
not being an athletics kind of a person, I thought
maybe you didn't know. Have a great day. Send your
emails in to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.
Shout out wan Anita. It is her birthday. Today's I
will say that jan Nita Bernie got to play with
his stuffed s'more last night because she gave him a
stuffed taco and a stuff smore And it's so funny.
They just get so intent on those things. And he's
like got it half in his bed and half out
(00:23):
and he's just gnawn on this thing, like I don't
know what he expects to happen, but he just loved it.
So thank you for this stuff smore and happy birthday, Wanita.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
There's an email that came in and it's titled genuinely
Nice Guy and I was like, oh, that's interesting, and
then I realized it was about Dave and I.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Was like what, So let me read it real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay, all right, So chimes in with Hey, Dave, Jenny
Bailey and Vontavius Carl and they kind of touches on
the relationship that they have with Dave. But basically, our
buddy Nate sent this email in and says, Dave and
I will find a date to golf nine holes of
Mediocrity for the past six.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Or seven years, yep, every summer.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, and Basically, the golf is always man, but the
company is fantastic.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
He says.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Dave always has great stories, but he always asks about
me and my family, which I really appreciate. We got
to that end of the round and I was getting
us some drinks from the bar inside the golf course
and Dave was using the bathroom. As soon as I
came out, Dave said, thanks for the drink, and without
any hesitation, the bartender said, Dave Ryan.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I've always recognized me, and I'm like, if he heard
my voice, yeah, yeahs.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And so he goes, I've been around Dave when he's
been recognized before, and it's usually that golden voice as
he refers to it, that gives him away. And instead
of brushing the guy aside, he started a conversation with
the guy who had sent in a tape of himself
to the radio station thirty years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Even though he had to get going to make a
phone call, he spent a couple of minutes talking to
the bartender asking his name. I believe it was Tom,
And after a couple of minutes talking about this guy's
past interactions, Dave said it was Tom, right. It was
really nice talking to you again. I could tell it
really meant a lot to this bartender that Dave was
interested in how he knew him. And I always tell
people when they find out I know Dave that he's
(02:05):
genuinely a nice person. He's a smart ass, but really
cares about people. I really appreciate that and wanted to
let people know it's not just a persona he puts
on for the radio. It's the real deal. And that
comes from our friend Nate.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Wow. Thanks Nate. That's wow. Yeah. I think that's nice.
I don't think it's that hard to be nice, you know,
but don't we all know somebody who's like, really, can
you just be nicer?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Can you not gi me a douche?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Can you not be a douche? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
So thank you Nate, that golden voice.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I will tell you I think I told I don't
know if I told this story on the radio, I
don't know. I might have told you, guys that we
were camping at the Koa a week or two ago,
and we're sitting outside and we're by the campfire, and
I got Bernie and Susan sitting there and when people
walk by, you say, Hi, Hey, how's it going? Good,
how are you? You don't necessarily stop to talk, but
(03:06):
you just greet them. And I said, hey, how's it going?
And she goes, she stops and she said are you
And I said nope, nope, I'm not. And she's like okay,
ha haha, and she kept walking because honestly, I didn't
want to put on the Dave Ryan act while I'm
sitting there act well you know what I mean, like like, oh, hey,
(03:30):
you know, I'm there with my wife and I got
my dog and you know, I probably had a beer
in my hand, and it just didn't want to put
Was that rude?
Speaker 5 (03:39):
I mean she understood, Yeah, I mean no, I guess
if if she didn't understand, then it would have been.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Con I think if you're like, I don't know. I mean,
you guys get this sometimes too. You go out and
somebody will recognize you. But if they're and most people
are very polite, and we're so flattered that people want
to say hi. But if you were also, let's say,
if you were on a date and you're like slow
dancing with your boyfriend and this woman named Kathleen comes
(04:05):
up and she's like, Tapa, tapa, tapa, are you Bailey,
what would you do?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Uh, well, the novelty hasn't worn off for me, so
I would be like, yes, what's your name?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Oh my gosh, isn't this a fun little dance?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Jenny, you're taking a big shit. You're taking a big shit.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Well that's a weird, okay situation.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
And somebody sees you go into the stall and they're like,
and you hear whispering to her friend at the sink,
Oh my god, that's Jenny, Oh my god. And so
she gets in the stall next to you, pokes her head,
slides under the stall from next door. She's right there
by your feet. What do you do?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I say, this is your funeral lady. All right, get
the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Rude, rude, rude.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Die. If you continue to be in this vicinity while
I'm in the bathroom, you should know this.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Sign out and listen to the show.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Okay, all right, thank you. Let's move on to the
next one. Hello from Liz. Listening to the podcast from
today about engagement rings. Vaughan was talking about getting engaged
to Alissa, and this was on the show Monday at seven,
and he said, I don't know anything about what I
need to know I don't know what I don't know,
she said. I know a lot about these. I used
(05:11):
to work with brides and help them make their invitation.
So I saw a ton of rings. I wanted a
blue teal diamonds solitaire since it was more unique. Wow,
blue diamonds. I guess they come in all colors. My
husband and I boyfriend at the time, scoped out rings,
so he knew what I wanted. The salespeople wanted me
to go bigger than I wanted and add diamonds to
(05:32):
the side because they got commissioned. Blah blah blah. They
go on to tell a story about how they got
it from Zales. The first one was chipped. Then I
showed my ring off when I got it back from
our trip and it rattled in the setting. I didn't
know that wasn't normal. We went to the zal store
and they wouldn't help us reset the stone because they
said there was no warranty, which is not offered online.
(05:56):
So much frustration, we returned it and bowed to never
go to Zal's again. No, I don't mean to crack
on Zales, but if that's the way you treat your customers,
then you deserve an honest review. That's just the way
it is. That started our journey for a month of
finding a new jewelry store and picked out the stone together.
It was a natural diamond that was irradiated to make
(06:16):
the blue color.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Okay, I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I guess that's gone like putting it in the microwave
or something.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh, exposed to radiation.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, stores with amazing customer service. Top of the list
Wedding Day Diamonds and Jeremy and Eden Prairie. So there's
one by Eden Prairie Center. I think it's across the
street near that intersection. And Wedding Day Diamonds is, you know,
my new favorite jewelry store. So I told Vanta, I said,
(06:48):
I can get you the hook up.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, you guys could go together.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And if you mentioned my name, when you go into
Wedding to Day Diamonds, what they do, They'll give you
a free bottle of water. Some restrictions apply.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Sapphires came in so many colors.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, they can be pink. I bought Alison one time
a pink sapphire ring.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
That's like orange. I would love like an orange sapphire
that's cool.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I bought Alison her sixteenth birthday a pink sapphire ring,
and I really, you know, I hope she would treasure
it and wear it. But you know, it's a ring
from your dad, so I mean, you know whatever, she
was donating a bunch of purses. No, she was probably
about twenty donating purses. And we looked in the bottom
(07:32):
of the purses that she hadn't looked at in years,
and in the bottom of the purses that she was
about to you know where the story's going, was the
pink sapphire ring that she almost donated. And she felt
so bad. Yeah, and I felt a little bit hurt.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I thought you were about to say that she was
like donating the ring whatever though it was in one
of the persons.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
No, it was just forgotten in the purse. Yeah, and
you know it's okay. She didn't really like it. Yeah,
And it was all of those things. You know what
I will tell this one. If you're a parent, you
will at some point by your kids something that you
think is really special, and they won't think it special.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I got a decent amount of jewelry from my mom
and grandma growing up, and I thought I always thought like, oh,
this is so great and wonderful, but like I definitely
lost a ring that my grandma had given me that
was probably like pretty expensive, but I was like in
seventh grade.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, and like I don't now looking back on it.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
If I had a seventh grader, I would not give
them an expensive piece of jewelry, okay, like at all,
because I probably took it.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Off for like gym class, sure, yeah, and then.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Just didn't put it back on. So I know for
a fact I don't have one of those rings. But
my family, or my mom's side of the family, is
really big into jewelry, like giving jewelry really cool and
having jewelry and like heirloom jewels and whatever not that.
I mean, we're super poor people, so it's not like
we're rich and rolling.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
In oh dions. Well, it sounds like you're rich. You're
talking about how you're wearing a jewelry. So I don't
know what's part of you to believe.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
You'd get like a ring as a gift like once
every you know, seven years or something and be like
treasure this ring.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
She goes on to wrap up, She says, we ended
up with wedding day and they have always been fantastic.
I love Jeremy And ten plus years later he remembers
us when we go down to have it cleaned or
have other rings fixed. Good luck to you vont from Liz.
Thank you Liz. That is very nice. Where's that delete
button so I won't read it again tomorrow? Going here's
(09:28):
one because I think I've done that.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Look at each other side glounce and we're like, oh,
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I don't remember to wear pants most days.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Well, we get confused sometimes because what happens is we'll
start recording the podcast and do ten minutes and then
something gets messed up, and then we're like, wait, did
we read this already or was it in one of
the flubbed ones where it didn't get recorded or something.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, Dave, I'm sorry, I'm reading the next email. Oh
it is from Liz again. She says. She added a
picture of the blue sapphire diamond ring. She said, I'm sorry,
it frustrates me. Dave is saying, saying, people want one carrot.
That size is what I wanted. I wanted one half
to three quarters. I wanted the size my mom has.
One carrot looked too big and gaudy on me personally.
(10:14):
My mom did a one and a half carrot ring later,
and it's not my thing. Please do the size Alyssa likes,
not what everyone else likes. And the one carrot is
kind of about the size of a little bit bigger
than a babe. About the size of a tic tac
is about the size of a one carrot diamond. All right,
(10:35):
thank it, Liz, enough out of you.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I want a three carrot, seven carrot.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
You know what you your hands, You could do that
because you have nice piano player fingers.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I have been told that you have nice.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You have very pretty. Seriously, I really thought that I
was looking at Shack's hands.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, I got big hands and thicky. They're thicky. Every
part about me is sick. My hair, my ass, my
hands must be rough. Jenny must be rough. I'll never
forget the time. Okay, restoration hardware in a Dina bougie
ass furniture company. But then they also have the cute
little upstairs restaurant. When they did an opening, they invited
(11:16):
you know, all the media, all the influencers whatever in town.
I go to it, I'm talking to a friend and
all of a sudden I hear feel something hit my hair,
and I go and I feel and there's this diamond
ring dangling in my hair and I pull it out
and then I see this woman frantically looking around, and
I was like, is this what you're looking for?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
And she's like yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
She had flailed her hand up in the air.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Her ring, which was like ginormous, had fallen off because
she needed to get it resized. But it was the
most a Dinah thing ever because it was probably like
seven carriage it was huge, and she was like sorry,
like I just I needed to get it resized whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
And I'm like, how did that just happen?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
How did this fall into my hair?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
I feel like a Finder's keeper situation that what I
would you imagine fell into my hair?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
It's mine?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, I think the biggest diamond I've ever seen on
somebody who was they they listened to the show. I
met them somewhere and I was like, oh, my gosh,
your ring is beautiful, and I probably asked, but it
was a five carrot diamond and it was round, and
it was like not quite as big as a diamond
is around, but it was That was what reminded me
of five carre's pretty darn big.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
If I ever marry a billionaire, I don't think I
want that big of a ring. Caught genuinely think that
they look gaudy, even though they're beautiful.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
But if you're a billionaire's wife, you're gonna have got
up here, Well, you're gonna be gaudy.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I'm going to be a Hippi Stone.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
No, you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I will never marry a billion because they will never
want to be with me.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You're going to have a Bentley camper van, you have
a gold plated, gold plated airplane. You're gonna be gaudy anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, I guess all right.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Brand writes in she says, I don't curse. I used to.
I don't know the context of this, but maybe she
just wants to share this, this word or this thought.
I don't curse. I used to growing up, But even
then I felt dirty when cursing, like physically dirty and
needed like to take a shower. I was surrounded by
people who curse, and I still am. It's a normal
human thing to do, and I have no judgment toward
(13:12):
people who do it just doesn't. It doesn't bother me
one bit. I do find other ways to express myself. Looll.
I have a very colorful vocabulary. I use words like goodness, gracious, heck, damn, hell,
mother lovin. However I can write them easy. So my
favorite curse word is, and she writes it out in
all caps, motherfucker. Okay, what is your favorite curse word?
(13:35):
I think probably motherfucker is mine. But one of my
favorites was coined by Corey Foley. Corey Foley used to
work on the show You remember her, Remember her as
she was back from two thousand and three to two
thousand and seven, and we nicknamed her filthy fully because
on her first day she told us the story about
(13:56):
how her sister had a horse hair butt plug. Oh
my gosh, and that's it, exactly what you think it is.
It's a butt plug with a horsetail growing out of it.
And we're like, you're filthy. She's like, I know, and
I love Corey. And one time we were testing the
microphones and I said, Corey, can you test your microphone?
And she said fuckety cunt fuck And that made me
(14:17):
laugh because it's not even a real swear word, but
it's so vulgar, the coming especially from a woman it
just made me laugh. So that is my favorite swear word.
Fuckety cunt, fuck, okay, okay, nice Bailey.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Mine is dipshit bitch, only because that's what happens when
I'm driving and someone's being an idiot. I'll be like,
let's go, you stupid dip shit bitch, and it's unconventional.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yes, I don't really swear very often.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
You really don't, but when you do it, it makes
it's funny because Bailey never, not never, but maybe once
every couple of days, you'll say the P word or
the F bomb.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Yeah, And dipshit bitch is what I say in my car.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
That's a good mind old one, Yeah, good one. I
went to I'll get you in a second. Jenny, I
haven't forgotten about you. But I was at a funeral
one time and it was such a sweet story. She
was speaking. She said, my dad never swore, He never swore,
never heard him swear in my life. We were in
the boat one time and a guy came by and
almost hit us on the boat. My dad stood up,
(15:22):
he shook his fist and he said, you dipsy doodle,
And I just thought that was so sweet.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
You dipsy dipsy doodle.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Instead of because the rest of us would be like,
give motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, Jenny, my favorite is bitch, just because I use
it in a loving way a lot, like especially with
Steve Lettart that used to work on this show. Anytime
him and I talk, it's like, hey, bitch, hey, bitch that.
And then also I had a friend nickname an ex
who was not a good person thundercunt, and I don't
like the sea word, but I thought that that was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That is kind of hilarious. We may be out of emails.
Let me just double check. Yah, this is an interesting one.
Writing into tell vont that he'd better hurry up with
that food truck a Puerto Rican dishes. I was in Madison,
Wisconsin last couple of days and I saw a mini
Puerto Rican food truck. Even took a picture to send
(16:19):
it into you guys, and I did forward that over
to vont. So Puerto Rican cuisine on wheels was good.
I did enjoy it, okay, And then finally I think
that is it? Yes, okay, So looking at it one
more and more of an off the air thing requesting
a favor. So thank you for joining us for the
(16:39):
Minnesota Goodbye Are you gonna What are you gonna? Title
the episode?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
I was planning on shock hands okay, because I thought
that was funny that Jenny has shocked.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Do you know how to spell shack? S? H? A
very good okay? All right? I figured you did, but
not being an athletics kind of a person, I thought
maybe you didn't know. Have a great day. Send your
emails in to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.
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