July 25, 2025 • 18 mins
We talk hot old people, Twilight, brain fart moments, and p-orn.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Test check one two check waveform is working. Let's begin
the Minnesota Goodbye. Let's start off with this one. Hello,
as my husband would put it to my close personal
friends Dave, Jenny Bailey, and Vaught. I love that people
think of us as friends, because that is super cool.
I really do love them, and I think you as
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my friends too. Yeah. I don't have a whole lot
of friends, so I think some of my friends are
people who listen to the show. And so thank you,
thank you for being a friend. Travel down the road again,
back again. A week or so ago, Vont was wondering
if you find older people hot as you age. I
know Vont doesn't do the podcast, but I'm hoping you
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can pass along my brief tail. I was Twilight's prime
teen demo, read every book and went to the midnight
premiere the movie in ninth grade. I was obsessed with
Robert Pattinson as Edward Collin, Posters on the Wall and everything.
Flash forward to a few months ago when I rewatched
the first Twilight movie. After while, I wasn't into Robert Pattinson,
No I wasn't, but no, I was into Bella Swan's dad,
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Charley the.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Mustache it's the mustache man.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
He is so fine.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Anyway, as a now thirtish year old woman, I swear
to you that if you presented me with Robert Pattinson
as he was in that movie and the actor who
played Charlie Swan, I'd pick Charlie. What I'm saying is
that our tastes evolve as we do. Eventually, vont you'll
look at a twenty four year old woman and go,
she's objectively attractive, but no, thank you. I don't know
if that helps, but I believe it to be true.
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Final question for Bailey and maybe Jenny of the Twilight
characters in the first movie, who would you f Mary
and kill? I would f Charlie marry Carlyle for the money,
and kill Mike Newton, dart Lick, etc. That is from
k PS Robert Current. Robert Pattinson is one of the
greatest actors of our time, and it's a shame that
he doesn't have an oscar. Okay, thoughts on Twilight characters
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of the original movies, F Mary kill anybody? Well?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I agree, Charlie is really hot, but he's definitely a
marriage so Mary for Charlie, for sure, I would f
Jacob personally because I was team Jacob because for some reason,
Robert Pattinson just like didn't do it for me.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I thought his character was creepy. Though I love those books.
Kill I love that, you said, Mike Newton. But I
also don't like what's the hot brother. I know, I'm
trying to look it up because hot brother.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
That's like wool no Emmett. He has a weird face,
creeps me out. Don't like him.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
He does have a weird face.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, I don't like him.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
You're right, I see. I would kill Jacob because I
found him to be annoying.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Sorry.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I would marry Carlisle's the dad of the vampires, right, yes,
marry him, and then I would probably bang Jasper because
I always thought Jasper was like mysterious, like a sweetheart.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
He's like I saw the Civil War. Yeah, anyway, so good, Okay,
you would hate Twilight.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And you know, I think I saw. I read the book. Yeah,
I read the book and I remember like how Edward
would glimmer and shine or something like that, and I
thought it was good, but it was, you know, not
really my demographic.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
So yeah, I mean we would go at like the
midnight showings in college, and it was honestly to be
like stupid, like we were doing it to be silly,
but deep down we loved it because it was so bad.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I get it. Yeah, it is true though, as you
get older that you will find it. You know, if
you are twenty five, you wouldn't normally find a older
woman attractive. You could say, oh, yeah, she's kind of hot,
she's a mill for being fifty. But I think that
when you are also fifty and you look at another
fifty year old, you can be like, damn, they're totally bangable.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I never thought Tom Selleck in Magnum p I was
hot until this year, And now I'm like he was.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
A heart throw back in like nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
He is so fine. Yeah, but like when he was
on Friends. I mean this was way after he was
on Magnum PI, but I thought.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
He dated Monica on Friends.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah right, I'm just like that guy's supposed to be attractive,
But now I'm like, because got a little shorts on
his little tanked top of little mustache hot all right.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Next one a show recommendation that we don't usually do.
Read to show recommendations on the Minnesota Goodbye, but this
is for Jenny and Bailey. It is the Summer I
turned pretty.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I've heard someone else recommended that to me as well.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
So I watched the first season, was obsessed. I fell
off in the second season. Fallon loves It and she
told me that the second season wasn't great, but the
third season is definitely better. So I feel like maybe
I'll get back on track. But I'll be honest, I've
been saying that about like twenty shows, and I haven't
gotten back on track on any of them.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And we'll see. I'm watching one called the God what
is it, the Hunters, the Women Hunters or something, and
it's about a couple that moves to the heart of
Texas where everybody is like into cowboy hats and they
all got a twang and they're all rich and whatever.
And they're a couple from Boston and they move down
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there for work and then things turn super scandalous. Oh,
I'm gonna have to look up the name for you
stall for me, I look at them name.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I just watched like in its entirety, the new Lena
Dunham show called too Much on Netflix because I loved Girls.
When Girls came out, I did not care for too much,
though everyone I know who's talking about is obsessed with it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I thought you said that you couldn't stop watching it.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Well, I couldn't stop watching it, as in like I
don't like stop watching TV shows just because I don't
care for them, Okay, I just keep watching them.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Yeah, And the Hunting Wives is the name of the
Hunting Wives, and they call it that because there are
a bunch of women that are all rich and beautiful
and very scandalous and they go boor hunting.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
And so they take this woman from Boston out boar hunting,
and it's just it's such a soap opera, but it
really is. Just it's sucks and it's really good.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Right, next one. This is a longer one, and I
might skip a little bit of it here and there.
Your low on emails. Thought I would write in from
Liz for some thoughts on the mom on maternity leave
who is bored? I can relate. Basically, you go from
having a clear purpose every day at work to all
of a sudden home alone with a tiny baby. Take
care of it, keep it happy, take care of yourself
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and the environment. Around you, and that's it for six
to twelve weeks. In addition to other great suggestions people
have written about, there are other things you can do
to include your babies but also might make you happy.
I try to take advantage of extra time to take
the baby to go visit my parents, my grandma's. I
go on early morning or late evening walks with the baby,
take short visits to see an elderly neighbor. Does she
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have fitness goals and maybe want to look up YouTube
videos on stretching, yoga aerobics. Luckily, it sounds like she's
going back to work when her leave is over, so
try to enjoy that time with the baby. And so
there's some good tips for you there. Another random thought
from Liz does anybody's mind go completely blank at certain times?
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For example, you're standing in an elevator and the doors
are about to close, and a person comes around the
corner to get on, and you push the button open
the doors. For some reason, that's when my mind goes
blank on which button opens the doors. So I stand
there like an idiot, not doing anything while the door
is closing, and I look like a jerk. Okay, another example,
last time I received service at a salon. I went
to pay the fifty dollars. Standing there, the reception is
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staring at me, trying to figure out how much to
tip the person. I'm trying to calculate a tip in
my head. All of a sudden, I can't do math.
I added a twenty five dollars tip and realize that's
a fifty percent tip. So I had to ask them
to cancel my payment so I could start over. And
then I gave them a more appropriate twenty percent tip,
but left feeling like an idiot. Maybe it's just my mind.
When I get nervous Happy Friday at Dart Liquors from Liz. Honestly,
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I think so. I think my mind goes blank sometimes. Honestly,
during the show, sometimes my mind goes blanks. We watch
it happen, usually when I'm not paying attention and I'm
like on my phone or whatever, and the commercial ends
or the song ends, and I stand up in a
panic and I go, what are we doing, Jenny? And
there's a there's a schedule right in front of me,
But sometimes my eyes don't find it quickly enough instead
of going there. But I think that's only the like
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the only time that I noticed my mind going blank
is when it should be very sharp.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
When I my old job, I used to work a
lot more hours and have to use my brain a
lot more in general. Not that I don't use my
brain here, it's just it's not as hard to use it.
And I if it was like a busy season, I
would stop knowing vocabulary. I wouldn't remember words that I
would normally know, and so I would just be regular
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talking to people and then I'd be like, you know,
like we're gonna go uh to uh the.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Cabin, like spit it out.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
But then there's nothing in my brain, like nothing's the
synapsis are not snapping, and oh it's awful, and thankfully
it hasn't happened to me in a hot minute.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
But anytime I.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Would be a little bit overwhelmed, not sleeping well, working
too many jobs whatever, my brain could not remember vocabulary, okay, fun, I.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Think I just do the thing where like you are,
you know, on one hundred and the next thing you know,
you're on ninety four in Saint Paul and you're like,
how did I get here?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, do that? Do you ever drive around? Jenny would
like in your neighborhood and not all of a sudden
recognize exactly where you are.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I mean, I think I've experienced that.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I did it last night. I was taking an unusual
route home from the dog groomers. Bernie got a little
bath yesterday, and I was taking an unused because there's
so much construction. I took an unusual route home that
I've only taken a couple of times, and I knew
where I was, but I looked around and I didn't
recognize where I was, and I'm like, I don't know
where I am right now, And it was like, WHOA.
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That was kind of weird. But I've definitely done the
thing where it's like you're driving, you don't know how
you got off on your exit, you don't know how
you got onto four ninety four. So yeah, next email,
LEXI says, have you thought about something seemingly mundane but
then really thought about and realized how fucking weird some
things are. I woke up in the middle of the
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night last night, and trying to fall back asleep, I
started to think about how weird it is that our
bodies throw up when we are grossed out by something.
Think about it. We see or smell something we think
is gross. Our body's instinct is to dry he even
spew out the contents of our stomach. Like what why what?
Why is that the body's reaction? That is a very
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good question. So if you see something really gross on
TV or a gross picture, and you might go, oh,
why is our body's reaction to empty our stomach? Nobody knows?
Maybe nobody knows.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yeah, yeah, I guess I don't know either. I would
assume it's something to do with our biology, like I,
but like our body just understands that what we're seeing
isn't good, and so it makes us like protect ourselves
by getting sick.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I feel like I don't know too.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
When you're like watching a commercial in something like sweet
happens and you go like, you just have like one
dry sob what is that?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
You know? Right? If I get a lot in my
feed of dogs that were rescued, and they'll show a
dog that lives on the side of the road and
it's shaking and wet, and then they'll take it home
and it's very scared and it won't eat, and then
later it progresses to the dog is sleeping on the
bed and then they take the dog to the park
and the dog is playing with the tennis ball. I
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get a lot about it those and once in a
while I'm like, and I tear up a little bit.
I don't do really do a sob, but I'll teer
up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I just have the one dry sob, very sweet. I
don't know how it happens.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Anyway, that's been on my mind. Since you guys needed emails,
I figure i'd make you think about this too. Let
me know if you had a similar thought about something
else that is normal but is actually really weird. I
will tell you one thing this is weird. Why do
we like to watch porn? Why do we get turned
on by watching other people have sex? We don't get
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hungry by watching other people eat. We don't go home, man,
look at Bailey eat? Oh, look at or eat that sandwich.
Why do we then like to watch porn of other
people enjoying the loven that turns us on? But watching
somebody eat, which is also a necessity and instinctive joy
of life. We don't sit down and watch porn and
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somebody will say I do. I watch it? So okay,
but not normally you don't watch people eat and go God,
you might look at food. Yeah, why is that? Anybody
have an explanation?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You watch a lot of porn, Jenny, Hell yeah, Jenny
was on milfhunter dot com just a little while ago.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Do you know you're asking me something? I have no
fucking idea, Dave, I don't get it. I don't know.
I mean, like, why can't you Why can't you get
to what you're trying to get to without watching porn?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Like you can't just use your imagination.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Your imagination is not good enough.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
It's not good enough. But in same I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
But I also feel like I've watched people When I'm
starving and I watch people eat, I'm probably like that there's.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
A reaction there. Okay, well you're at.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
The restaurant and it's spent fucking an hour and everyone else.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I'm so hungry, Right, you watch it. It's true, and
and you know, don't be ashamed or embarrassed if you
watch porn. My wife is the most straight arrow person ever.
And I forget where exactly, but I was in my office.
This is a couple of years ago, and I hear
in the living room where she's on the couch, I
hear oh oh yeah, and then she turned it down
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real quick, So Susan was enjoying how she'd.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Like the common open area.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, damn, Susan.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Maybe she wanted you to hear it then.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I mean maybe I had a dream last night that
I was downstairs doing something in the basement, maybe working out,
and she comes downstairs in lingerie and a blonde wig.
She looked like Sabrina Carpenter and it was like she
wanted to have sex and I and I was like, uh,
I don't want to right now because I.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Didn't want to or like that in your dream.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Yeah, you normally don't have sex dreams unless you're feeling
horny and you do want to be banging.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Whoever is like trying to bang you in your dream.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, yeah, she wanted to bang and I was like,
uh not now, No.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
That's you in regular life though, too.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Well.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Let me just tell you nobody has ever tried to
the last time somebody tried to seduce me, I think
I was twenty four years old. Nobody has tried to
seduce me since then.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Not like random listeners who are into you.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
There are no random listeners that are into me. If
there are random listeners that are into me, start sending
nudes or something, because what what?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I can't ask people.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Ryan's show at Katiehobe dot com. I'm making a joke
because there, I don't think there are random listeners that
are into me. I'm way past that. You get to
a certain age and you might be attractive for your age,
but you're not hot, you know what I mean. So,
and I think that's true.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
People were into you in the Instagram thing that we
post the other day where we were breaking down how
awful you love?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
The lighting was perfect or something it was.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
It was good lighting.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I don't know what it was about it, but it
looks better than normal.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Well he looked better in the in the video than
he did in real life standing next.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
No, it's very true. And then yesterday let's go back
to normal, Dave, I'm doing the card trick video and
I look like a corpse because I'm outside of the
studio and I told, I said to the camera, I'm
doing a selfie video. I said, I'm going to teach
I'm going to show Bailey a card trick and I'm
going to teach you how to do it. And in
that video, I looked like a corpse that it had
some makeup put on him before they do the funeral service.
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Go look at it. I like, Dave Ryan Ktwbab.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
I'm looking at the laser video where we're critiquing you. Yeah,
I mean the lighting is definitely good. I feel like
you look like a silver fox if you've ever looked
like one in this because you got like the grayish beard,
but you have like you're not gray anywhere else. So
I feel like it makes you look a little accomplished
and wise accomplished.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
People like that.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Well, I am accomplished and wise. I'm going to give
myself credit for accomplished and wise accomplished. Yes, in mensa, Jenny,
there's one person in the room that's in mensa and
it ain't you, and it ain't Bailey. Okay, I have
half a master.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
There's one person in the room who has won multiple
walk A kickball championships and it ain't you, David, it
ain't Bailey, So.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Walking what it's the kickball league.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I was there, Okay, I won a four double a
Coach of the Year.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Once you're accomplished as well. Yeah, okay, next one from Abby,
she says, thanks so much for all you guys do well,
thank you for listening. I started listening to you guys
last summer when I was in the trenches of postpartum.
I would look forward to your podcast every day and
it would really brighten my mood and make me laugh.
I've listened every day since. I'm going to make you
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laugh right now, are you ready? There's only one thing
that really scares me about Halloween, which is exactly.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
We've been shopping that one.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
So she's talking about things to do when you're on
maternity leave, as we discussed, I would suggest look it
up your town's community education website, typically found via your
school district site. They sometimes offer free classes or cheap
classes where you can bring your baby and connect with
other moms. I think that's a good idea. I think
Alison was in a mom group, but they weren't really
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a thing when Carson was little. If they were, they
weren't prominent enough to know we're not.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Going to see them because the Internet wasn't as big.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, probably not. The Internet back in two thousand and
one to two when Carson was little was a whole
different landscape back then. Jenny ps I've always thought you
would be perfect for the amazing race game show.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
No, sweet, well that's what I picked yesterday.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Did you try out for it one time?
Speaker 4 (17:44):
No.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
I was studying it and then there was like some
connection to someone who had been on it before and
I was trying to get a hold of them. But no,
I didn't try out for that. I tried out for
the Mole. The Mole is what I had a few
different interviews for.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I love the Mole. I haven't watched that when in
God the first series when it first came out, I
watched them all and I loved it. And I think
it's back or there's newer.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Episodes, two new seasons on Netflix. It's like a little
bit of a different version of it. I didn't really
like the second one they did. The first one I
liked a lot, but the second one I was.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Like, okay, yeah, interesting. All right. That is it for
the Minnesota goodbye for now. We have some spare emails
that we'll do next week, so thank you for sending
those in and if you got any thoughts, please send
those to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com. Thanks for listening.
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the Minnesota Goodbye. Let's start off with this one. Hello,
as my husband would put it to my close personal
friends Dave, Jenny Bailey, and Vaught. I love that people
think of us as friends, because that is super cool.
I really do love them, and I think you as
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my friends too. Yeah. I don't have a whole lot
of friends, so I think some of my friends are
people who listen to the show. And so thank you,
thank you for being a friend. Travel down the road again,
back again. A week or so ago, Vont was wondering
if you find older people hot as you age. I
know Vont doesn't do the podcast, but I'm hoping you
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can pass along my brief tail. I was Twilight's prime
teen demo, read every book and went to the midnight
premiere the movie in ninth grade. I was obsessed with
Robert Pattinson as Edward Collin, Posters on the Wall and everything.
Flash forward to a few months ago when I rewatched
the first Twilight movie. After while, I wasn't into Robert Pattinson,
No I wasn't, but no, I was into Bella Swan's dad,
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Charley the.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Mustache it's the mustache man.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
He is so fine.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Anyway, as a now thirtish year old woman, I swear
to you that if you presented me with Robert Pattinson
as he was in that movie and the actor who
played Charlie Swan, I'd pick Charlie. What I'm saying is
that our tastes evolve as we do. Eventually, vont you'll
look at a twenty four year old woman and go,
she's objectively attractive, but no, thank you. I don't know
if that helps, but I believe it to be true.
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Final question for Bailey and maybe Jenny of the Twilight
characters in the first movie, who would you f Mary
and kill? I would f Charlie marry Carlyle for the money,
and kill Mike Newton, dart Lick, etc. That is from
k PS Robert Current. Robert Pattinson is one of the
greatest actors of our time, and it's a shame that
he doesn't have an oscar. Okay, thoughts on Twilight characters
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of the original movies, F Mary kill anybody? Well?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I agree, Charlie is really hot, but he's definitely a
marriage so Mary for Charlie, for sure, I would f
Jacob personally because I was team Jacob because for some reason,
Robert Pattinson just like didn't do it for me.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I thought his character was creepy. Though I love those books.
Kill I love that, you said, Mike Newton. But I
also don't like what's the hot brother. I know, I'm
trying to look it up because hot brother.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
That's like wool no Emmett. He has a weird face,
creeps me out. Don't like him.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
He does have a weird face.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, I don't like him.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
You're right, I see. I would kill Jacob because I
found him to be annoying.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Sorry.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I would marry Carlisle's the dad of the vampires, right, yes,
marry him, and then I would probably bang Jasper because
I always thought Jasper was like mysterious, like a sweetheart.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
He's like I saw the Civil War. Yeah, anyway, so good, Okay,
you would hate Twilight.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And you know, I think I saw. I read the book. Yeah,
I read the book and I remember like how Edward
would glimmer and shine or something like that, and I
thought it was good, but it was, you know, not
really my demographic.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
So yeah, I mean we would go at like the
midnight showings in college, and it was honestly to be
like stupid, like we were doing it to be silly,
but deep down we loved it because it was so bad.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I get it. Yeah, it is true though, as you
get older that you will find it. You know, if
you are twenty five, you wouldn't normally find a older
woman attractive. You could say, oh, yeah, she's kind of hot,
she's a mill for being fifty. But I think that
when you are also fifty and you look at another
fifty year old, you can be like, damn, they're totally bangable.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I never thought Tom Selleck in Magnum p I was
hot until this year, And now I'm like he was.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
A heart throw back in like nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
He is so fine. Yeah, but like when he was
on Friends. I mean this was way after he was
on Magnum PI, but I thought.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
He dated Monica on Friends.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah right, I'm just like that guy's supposed to be attractive,
But now I'm like, because got a little shorts on
his little tanked top of little mustache hot all right.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Next one a show recommendation that we don't usually do.
Read to show recommendations on the Minnesota Goodbye, but this
is for Jenny and Bailey. It is the Summer I
turned pretty.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I've heard someone else recommended that to me as well.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
So I watched the first season, was obsessed. I fell
off in the second season. Fallon loves It and she
told me that the second season wasn't great, but the
third season is definitely better. So I feel like maybe
I'll get back on track. But I'll be honest, I've
been saying that about like twenty shows, and I haven't
gotten back on track on any of them.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And we'll see. I'm watching one called the God what
is it, the Hunters, the Women Hunters or something, and
it's about a couple that moves to the heart of
Texas where everybody is like into cowboy hats and they
all got a twang and they're all rich and whatever.
And they're a couple from Boston and they move down
(04:55):
there for work and then things turn super scandalous. Oh,
I'm gonna have to look up the name for you
stall for me, I look at them name.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I just watched like in its entirety, the new Lena
Dunham show called too Much on Netflix because I loved Girls.
When Girls came out, I did not care for too much,
though everyone I know who's talking about is obsessed with it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I thought you said that you couldn't stop watching it.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Well, I couldn't stop watching it, as in like I
don't like stop watching TV shows just because I don't
care for them, Okay, I just keep watching them.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Yeah, And the Hunting Wives is the name of the
Hunting Wives, and they call it that because there are
a bunch of women that are all rich and beautiful
and very scandalous and they go boor hunting.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
And so they take this woman from Boston out boar hunting,
and it's just it's such a soap opera, but it
really is. Just it's sucks and it's really good.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Right, next one. This is a longer one, and I
might skip a little bit of it here and there.
Your low on emails. Thought I would write in from
Liz for some thoughts on the mom on maternity leave
who is bored? I can relate. Basically, you go from
having a clear purpose every day at work to all
of a sudden home alone with a tiny baby. Take
care of it, keep it happy, take care of yourself
(06:09):
and the environment. Around you, and that's it for six
to twelve weeks. In addition to other great suggestions people
have written about, there are other things you can do
to include your babies but also might make you happy.
I try to take advantage of extra time to take
the baby to go visit my parents, my grandma's. I
go on early morning or late evening walks with the baby,
take short visits to see an elderly neighbor. Does she
(06:31):
have fitness goals and maybe want to look up YouTube
videos on stretching, yoga aerobics. Luckily, it sounds like she's
going back to work when her leave is over, so
try to enjoy that time with the baby. And so
there's some good tips for you there. Another random thought
from Liz does anybody's mind go completely blank at certain times?
(06:53):
For example, you're standing in an elevator and the doors
are about to close, and a person comes around the
corner to get on, and you push the button open
the doors. For some reason, that's when my mind goes
blank on which button opens the doors. So I stand
there like an idiot, not doing anything while the door
is closing, and I look like a jerk. Okay, another example,
last time I received service at a salon. I went
to pay the fifty dollars. Standing there, the reception is
(07:15):
staring at me, trying to figure out how much to
tip the person. I'm trying to calculate a tip in
my head. All of a sudden, I can't do math.
I added a twenty five dollars tip and realize that's
a fifty percent tip. So I had to ask them
to cancel my payment so I could start over. And
then I gave them a more appropriate twenty percent tip,
but left feeling like an idiot. Maybe it's just my mind.
When I get nervous Happy Friday at Dart Liquors from Liz. Honestly,
(07:40):
I think so. I think my mind goes blank sometimes. Honestly,
during the show, sometimes my mind goes blanks. We watch
it happen, usually when I'm not paying attention and I'm
like on my phone or whatever, and the commercial ends
or the song ends, and I stand up in a
panic and I go, what are we doing, Jenny? And
there's a there's a schedule right in front of me,
But sometimes my eyes don't find it quickly enough instead
of going there. But I think that's only the like
(08:05):
the only time that I noticed my mind going blank
is when it should be very sharp.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
When I my old job, I used to work a
lot more hours and have to use my brain a
lot more in general. Not that I don't use my
brain here, it's just it's not as hard to use it.
And I if it was like a busy season, I
would stop knowing vocabulary. I wouldn't remember words that I
would normally know, and so I would just be regular
(08:31):
talking to people and then I'd be like, you know,
like we're gonna go uh to uh the.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Cabin, like spit it out.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
But then there's nothing in my brain, like nothing's the
synapsis are not snapping, and oh it's awful, and thankfully
it hasn't happened to me in a hot minute.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
But anytime I.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Would be a little bit overwhelmed, not sleeping well, working
too many jobs whatever, my brain could not remember vocabulary, okay, fun, I.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Think I just do the thing where like you are,
you know, on one hundred and the next thing you know,
you're on ninety four in Saint Paul and you're like,
how did I get here?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, do that? Do you ever drive around? Jenny would
like in your neighborhood and not all of a sudden
recognize exactly where you are.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I mean, I think I've experienced that.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I did it last night. I was taking an unusual
route home from the dog groomers. Bernie got a little
bath yesterday, and I was taking an unused because there's
so much construction. I took an unusual route home that
I've only taken a couple of times, and I knew
where I was, but I looked around and I didn't
recognize where I was, and I'm like, I don't know
where I am right now, And it was like, WHOA.
(09:43):
That was kind of weird. But I've definitely done the
thing where it's like you're driving, you don't know how
you got off on your exit, you don't know how
you got onto four ninety four. So yeah, next email,
LEXI says, have you thought about something seemingly mundane but
then really thought about and realized how fucking weird some
things are. I woke up in the middle of the
(10:04):
night last night, and trying to fall back asleep, I
started to think about how weird it is that our
bodies throw up when we are grossed out by something.
Think about it. We see or smell something we think
is gross. Our body's instinct is to dry he even
spew out the contents of our stomach. Like what why what?
Why is that the body's reaction? That is a very
(10:25):
good question. So if you see something really gross on
TV or a gross picture, and you might go, oh,
why is our body's reaction to empty our stomach? Nobody knows?
Maybe nobody knows.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yeah, yeah, I guess I don't know either. I would
assume it's something to do with our biology, like I,
but like our body just understands that what we're seeing
isn't good, and so it makes us like protect ourselves
by getting sick.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I feel like I don't know too.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
When you're like watching a commercial in something like sweet
happens and you go like, you just have like one
dry sob what is that?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
You know? Right? If I get a lot in my
feed of dogs that were rescued, and they'll show a
dog that lives on the side of the road and
it's shaking and wet, and then they'll take it home
and it's very scared and it won't eat, and then
later it progresses to the dog is sleeping on the
bed and then they take the dog to the park
and the dog is playing with the tennis ball. I
(11:24):
get a lot about it those and once in a
while I'm like, and I tear up a little bit.
I don't do really do a sob, but I'll teer
up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I just have the one dry sob, very sweet. I
don't know how it happens.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Anyway, that's been on my mind. Since you guys needed emails,
I figure i'd make you think about this too. Let
me know if you had a similar thought about something
else that is normal but is actually really weird. I
will tell you one thing this is weird. Why do
we like to watch porn? Why do we get turned
on by watching other people have sex? We don't get
(11:56):
hungry by watching other people eat. We don't go home, man,
look at Bailey eat? Oh, look at or eat that sandwich.
Why do we then like to watch porn of other
people enjoying the loven that turns us on? But watching
somebody eat, which is also a necessity and instinctive joy
of life. We don't sit down and watch porn and
(12:18):
somebody will say I do. I watch it? So okay,
but not normally you don't watch people eat and go God,
you might look at food. Yeah, why is that? Anybody
have an explanation?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You watch a lot of porn, Jenny, Hell yeah, Jenny
was on milfhunter dot com just a little while ago.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Do you know you're asking me something? I have no
fucking idea, Dave, I don't get it. I don't know.
I mean, like, why can't you Why can't you get
to what you're trying to get to without watching porn?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Like you can't just use your imagination.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Your imagination is not good enough.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
It's not good enough. But in same I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
But I also feel like I've watched people When I'm
starving and I watch people eat, I'm probably like that there's.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
A reaction there. Okay, well you're at.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
The restaurant and it's spent fucking an hour and everyone else.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I'm so hungry, Right, you watch it. It's true, and
and you know, don't be ashamed or embarrassed if you
watch porn. My wife is the most straight arrow person ever.
And I forget where exactly, but I was in my office.
This is a couple of years ago, and I hear
in the living room where she's on the couch, I
hear oh oh yeah, and then she turned it down
(13:34):
real quick, So Susan was enjoying how she'd.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Like the common open area.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, damn, Susan.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Maybe she wanted you to hear it then.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I mean maybe I had a dream last night that
I was downstairs doing something in the basement, maybe working out,
and she comes downstairs in lingerie and a blonde wig.
She looked like Sabrina Carpenter and it was like she
wanted to have sex and I and I was like, uh,
I don't want to right now because I.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Didn't want to or like that in your dream.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Yeah, you normally don't have sex dreams unless you're feeling
horny and you do want to be banging.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Whoever is like trying to bang you in your dream.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, yeah, she wanted to bang and I was like,
uh not now, No.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
That's you in regular life though, too.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Well.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Let me just tell you nobody has ever tried to
the last time somebody tried to seduce me, I think
I was twenty four years old. Nobody has tried to
seduce me since then.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Not like random listeners who are into you.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
There are no random listeners that are into me. If
there are random listeners that are into me, start sending
nudes or something, because what what?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I can't ask people.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Ryan's show at Katiehobe dot com. I'm making a joke
because there, I don't think there are random listeners that
are into me. I'm way past that. You get to
a certain age and you might be attractive for your age,
but you're not hot, you know what I mean. So,
and I think that's true.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
People were into you in the Instagram thing that we
post the other day where we were breaking down how
awful you love?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
The lighting was perfect or something it was.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
It was good lighting.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I don't know what it was about it, but it
looks better than normal.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Well he looked better in the in the video than
he did in real life standing next.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
No, it's very true. And then yesterday let's go back
to normal, Dave, I'm doing the card trick video and
I look like a corpse because I'm outside of the
studio and I told, I said to the camera, I'm
doing a selfie video. I said, I'm going to teach
I'm going to show Bailey a card trick and I'm
going to teach you how to do it. And in
that video, I looked like a corpse that it had
some makeup put on him before they do the funeral service.
(15:35):
Go look at it. I like, Dave Ryan Ktwbab.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
I'm looking at the laser video where we're critiquing you. Yeah,
I mean the lighting is definitely good. I feel like
you look like a silver fox if you've ever looked
like one in this because you got like the grayish beard,
but you have like you're not gray anywhere else. So
I feel like it makes you look a little accomplished
and wise accomplished.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
People like that.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Well, I am accomplished and wise. I'm going to give
myself credit for accomplished and wise accomplished. Yes, in mensa, Jenny,
there's one person in the room that's in mensa and
it ain't you, and it ain't Bailey. Okay, I have
half a master.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
There's one person in the room who has won multiple
walk A kickball championships and it ain't you, David, it
ain't Bailey, So.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Walking what it's the kickball league.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I was there, Okay, I won a four double a
Coach of the Year.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Once you're accomplished as well. Yeah, okay, next one from Abby,
she says, thanks so much for all you guys do well,
thank you for listening. I started listening to you guys
last summer when I was in the trenches of postpartum.
I would look forward to your podcast every day and
it would really brighten my mood and make me laugh.
I've listened every day since. I'm going to make you
(16:47):
laugh right now, are you ready? There's only one thing
that really scares me about Halloween, which is exactly.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
We've been shopping that one.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
So she's talking about things to do when you're on
maternity leave, as we discussed, I would suggest look it
up your town's community education website, typically found via your
school district site. They sometimes offer free classes or cheap
classes where you can bring your baby and connect with
other moms. I think that's a good idea. I think
Alison was in a mom group, but they weren't really
(17:20):
a thing when Carson was little. If they were, they
weren't prominent enough to know we're not.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Going to see them because the Internet wasn't as big.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, probably not. The Internet back in two thousand and
one to two when Carson was little was a whole
different landscape back then. Jenny ps I've always thought you
would be perfect for the amazing race game show.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
No, sweet, well that's what I picked yesterday.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Did you try out for it one time?
Speaker 4 (17:44):
No.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
I was studying it and then there was like some
connection to someone who had been on it before and
I was trying to get a hold of them. But no,
I didn't try out for that. I tried out for
the Mole. The Mole is what I had a few
different interviews for.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I love the Mole. I haven't watched that when in
God the first series when it first came out, I
watched them all and I loved it. And I think
it's back or there's newer.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Episodes, two new seasons on Netflix. It's like a little
bit of a different version of it. I didn't really
like the second one they did. The first one I
liked a lot, but the second one I was.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Like, okay, yeah, interesting. All right. That is it for
the Minnesota goodbye for now. We have some spare emails
that we'll do next week, so thank you for sending
those in and if you got any thoughts, please send
those to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com. Thanks for listening.
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