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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the final Minnesota goodbye of all time. Yes,
the final one at least where it's just myself, Bailey
and Font for a little while because Davey's going to
be back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Okay, we are going to.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Jump this Minnesota bye off with an email that's for Vont.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hello, beautiful people.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm glad Vont is on this week because I have
sort of a weird compliment to offer him. Vont, you
are so articulate, not only in that you speak eloquently,
but also the words just come out so fast as
someone who starts and stops and ums and errors a
lot because I'm self conscious whenever people are giving me
their attention. I love the command with which you speak.
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And then it says, for all three of you, what's
the weirdest or best compliment you've ever received this person?
You guys think about it, but then they're going to
say in high school, when a friend told me I
always look like I know what to do with my hands,
I really appreciated learning that I appeared more confident and
relaxed than I'm sure I felt. Let's do that and
(01:02):
then I'll finish the email.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
What is the.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Weirdest or best compliment you've ever received.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Go ahead, no, you go? No, you go no, because
I have to think for you.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, okay, well weirdest. I think back in middle school
somebody told me that I have interesting then this is
a quote interesting pants style, and I just it's just
an odd compliment to give to a thirteen year old
because it's like, what does that even mean? I feel
like in middle school that was the phase where we
thought wearing sweatpants to school was like rebelling. So I
was just like, yeah, but the I'm not gonna say
(01:35):
the best compliment. I just compliments I've gotten through my
entire life have been my handwriting is really good for
a man. I've heard that a lot, and that I'm
kind of like an old soul. What's this person's name?
This is Teresaesa. First of all, thank you for the compliment.
I should have started with that. I'm glad that you
think that because everybody on the show knows that I'm
(01:56):
the biggest overthinker on the planet, so I don't think
I'm articulate in any capacity, so I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
It's so the way that you speak those very articulate
I mumble sometimes I'm very well aware of that, I
will mumble.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I feel like I have a little bit of a
duper vores for a lady.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Sometimes I think that my words don't come out as well.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
But no, Van, you are very articulate with the way
you speak.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I appreciate that. It was like good stalling, keep going.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, I can say, okay, I just thought of the
weirdest compliment I've ever received. So I was rollerblading around
but day Macaska and I was stopped at an intersection
to like jet over to Lake of the Aisles, and
this guy comes up behind me and he was like, hey,
you have a really good stride with your rollerblades. Like
I was laughing. I was like, oh, thank you. And
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he was like a little bit older. I don't know
if he was hitting on me, but then he did give.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Me his car that had his LinkedIn on it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
He's like, maybe we could rollerblade together sometime, and I
was like sure, and then I like went as quick
as I could as soon as that cross walk sign
went on. He was older, Yeah, he was probably like
at this time, I was probably like twenty seven and
he was probably closer to like sixty.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Oh he probably won't that network.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I mean yeah, I mean he gave me a sorry
tride a LinkedIn and then best compliment. I don't know
if I could think of the best, but I do
like when Dave says that I'm intimidating because I don't
see myself as that. I feel like I can be
intimidating in certain situations, but I'm also like a cry
baby as well, So I feel like that's the version
I see of myself when I when you like, when
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you think of yourself from like an outside perspective, like
looking at yourself or something, I do not see someone
who's very tough at all.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Bingo. Well, not that you're not talking about that. I
was gonna say, that's why I think, like, I love
that you, you know, called out that you think I'm
articulate just because I like compliment. Yes, I'm we joke
about like how I'm conceding. My favorite topic is me.
But I just think we see ourselves in such a
different light and capacity than other people, especially like you
guys who see me every day, or like my girlfriend Alyssa,
who is like my girlfriends, so obviously she sees me
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in a different light. So when like, you don't think
that you're were like intimidating or whatever. And I don't
think I'm articulate, so it's nice to be complimented, to
be like, oh, maybe I do have this feature with quality.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh gosh, well, I feel like A weird.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Weird compliment I got once was I was wearing a
skirt at work when I worked at a museum and
a visitor asked me if I biked, if I was
a biker, and I said no, I mean I walk
a lot, but I don't bike really, and he was like, oh,
I just thought you might maybe were a biker since
you have such big biker legs.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That was like, you're a stranger.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
That's so weird to say. What does that even mean?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I don't know, but I guess I had some big,
old biker legs, so that was exciting.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You do not have big, not at all.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
No, but anyway, technically, I guess it was a compliment
on my legs. I have been complimented in the past,
back when they were better, I'm sure, But I think
my favorite compliment I've ever gotten is that I've had
random strangers in public or anywhere that I happen to
go where they say they like my vibe they like walk.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, they excuse me.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I don't mean to be weird, but I just I
just love your vibe and I'm like, oh my god,
thank you, or like I'm nice to students at like
a speech tournament or something, and then when they leave
the classroom, they're just like, can I just say really
quick that, like your vibe is just so great, like,
oh my gosh, thank you so much. So it's nice,
I like, at least in educational settings, for like students
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to appreciate you in a way so that you're not
like a scary adult.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
You're just like a cool person. So I do appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I like that nice. Yeah, okay, do you have to
finish it off?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Her email says, finally, I need some clarification on the
dart looking situation. When we say dart, are we darting
inside or are we just pushing up on the fun
button from the outside.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
So, she, what's a technique?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I feel by that question you might be at you
might be thinking that the dart looking is happening on
a different part of the body. Oh, the fun button
from the outside fun button.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well, I think we're.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I don't know, we might have to we might need
some clarification from Dave when he gets back. Is that
was his thing and we have just been along for
the ride for years, ever since it started like six
years ago. So, but then they ended with until next time,
lick lick, lick lick. That comes from Teresa. Thanks Teresa. Okay,
next one, I have a question for Jenny. Do you
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hate the movie Forrest Gump?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Now?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
She says that because I worked at Bubba Gumps for
many years, had to do trivia all the time, whatever,
But no, I don't hate it. I probably wouldn't choose
to watch it, but like, have you seen it?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, many times? It plays on repeat it Bubba Gumps?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Oh does it Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
But yes, I've seen it many times.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I think there's times like I have just sat down
when you'd have cable and I would just be like, oh,
Forrest Gump's on cool, Yeah, I'll watch it, but I
don't hate it. I probably would never choose to watch
it though online, so I literally had nothing else to watch.
And then it says for the rest of the crew,
are there any movies that you hate that most people love?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Things?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Gosh, but I hate that you hate but most people love.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I mean, I don't care for Marvel movies. I don't
hate them. Like if there's if I'm in a room
and a Marvel movie is playing, I won't be.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Like, turn this garbage off. But like I've.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Seen, I don't know, out of the thirty seven thousand
Marvel movies, I've maybe seen like five or six, I
couldn't recall any of them. I could maybe recall part
of Black Panther, and I only saw that because everybody
was hot and I was like, this is great. And
I remember part of Captain America just because they were
all dressed in little outfits and that's it. I don't
recall many Marvel movies and I just don't care period.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Oh movies that you hate but people love.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
The only thing I could think of, yahkind the same
thing as Bailey. I used to date a girl that
was like all into like Avengers and all that, and
I was just like, please just anything else. They're just
so like who wants to sit through a three hour movie?
Like it's just too much. And then because they're just
so like cgi Action Field, they take forever to make,
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so like it'll be like five years ago by before
they make another one. I'm like, I forgot what the
hell happened in this one, and then you can't even
like start like you have to start in somewhere to understand,
all right. Connecting some Fast and Furious as well. I
think they're way over hyped. I don't know if I've
ever seen I've seen the early Past and Furious. Ever
saw was the Fast and Furious seven, the one with
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Paul Walker. But I think it was because just I
was with people that said we're going to the movies,
and I was like a kid at the time. I
don't have a say.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I haven't seen many of those, but I think that
the second one's pretty good. I have seen Tokyo Drift
and that one was kind of eh. But no, I
have not seen all twenty five installments of it. So
I have one that I think Bailey will be like,
are you serious, La La Land.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
No, that's one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I don't like the end.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I love the end, and the end is great because
they don't end up together.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
See and I am just like that romantic. I think
that I just I couldn't stand that that's how it ends.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Oh. I loved my Dad also because I watched it
with my dad, and he was like, I don't like
that they didn't end up together. Sorry spoiler alert if
you haven't seen Lalla Land, but like, that's what I
like about it because I love a drama. I love
like a love story with drama in it, and like
that's real life. Man uh uh, I loved it.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, I freaking love that movie. Sorry, no, you're watch
it all the time. I know that you loved it.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
So that's why I was like, I know if I
bring this up, Bailey's gonna have feelings about it.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
The next email is about a microwave story. We've been
talking about how you learn the hard way about not
putting metal in the microwave, And here's another one. I
have four kids, is oldest. Three are six, four, and four,
and every time I go to microwave something and I
ask them, can I put this spoon in the microwave
or anything metal close to me? To reinforce we do
not do teaching them young. So she goes on to say,
(10:03):
when my oldest was around four or five, he was
telling everyone that Mimimi put metal in the microwave last
week and it started on fire and we would have
to jump in and tell them that she accidentally put
one of those decorative paper plates in the microwave, not
realizing that it had just a tiny bit of foil
on it for decoration, thus causing the tiniest little fire
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on that plate. Oh, she was so embarrassed that my
son was going around telling everyone that since she's in
her fifties and would definitely know not to put metal
in the microwave. Kids, I tell you Happy Friday, Junior.
That comes from Hannah. Thank you, Hannah.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I'm glad your kids are very smart now about ye
to put in what not to.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
We taught them so well.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, so we are out of emails for right now.
I do have a wrench from Wanita that we're gonna
save for when Dave's back tomorrow because I'm sure he's
gonna want to hear that. And there's another, like one
or two emails that have come in recently that I
do kind of want to say for one Dave's here
because I think he just will have some good advice
for those people. So don't think that we're ignoring your email.
We just think that sometimes it's great to have Dave's
(11:06):
opinion on it. But anything you alays want to add
to In a few minutes, we can just talk about
our lives. Talk about Vont wearing a super bright pink
sweatshirt today, and you just stand out like at.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
This point, I wear this sweater for compliments, not compliments
for because every time I wear it, somebody brings me something.
It's like, look at your bright sweater today, I will
say yesterday, because we posted. If you haven't seen it
on our Instagram, go check out our what are the
action figures? Yeah, we there's like this AI trend and
so we put like our pictures and like some things
in the chat GBT. I did not realize how advanced
(11:40):
chat GPT is. Yeah, so I paid for like the
twenty dollars like plus version to finish to do whatever
for the show. And then so I was like, wait
a minute, so this thing could do whatever. So my
dumb ass, I just start going and putting pictures of
me and random people in the chat GPT, like me
and my boy, and I put put these two guys
at a wedding like they're in love and there's just
a picture. Now there's a photo of a kind of
(12:01):
shitty photo. And then I was like, wait a minute,
What if I photoshop Bailey and my girlfriend Alyssa's dad
because you are in love with that man. Yeah, he's
beautiful man, and it's a kind of dangerous thing. Yeah, Ai,
And just period, like you could do so much crazy shit.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
You did all of that work, and think about how
much energy you wasted yesterday.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
But I have something similar, but keep going. I tell
my story too.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Alyssa has. Alyssa's parents, like mine, are divorced and like
you know, some of them don't talk whatever. She is
like just family situations. I was like, Alyssa, send me
a picture of your mom, your dad, your stepdad and
blah blah blah, and I'm going to photoshop this. And
it was like, she's gonna kill me when she hears this.
Her dad and her stepdad in like medieval times fighting
over her mom. And it was I was so bored yesterday.
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But I absolutely I have no regrets about how much
time I wasted doing this shit I did.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Okay, I have something that you all can waste time
with if you'd like to. Because I saw someone else
doing this on chatchypt yesterday. It said send a picture
to chat GBT and say, could you guess my age
according to this photo.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So I put this picture in and basically.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It wasn't the greatest lighting, so it's like, maybe send
me a different photo, but it gave pretty much the
same result. And so this is what the result was.
It says, with the natural lighting and relaxed vibe, I'd
still say, you look like you're in your late twenties
to early thirties, maybe you're around twenty nine or thirty.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
You've got a bright, youthful look and great skin. And
I was like, great skin. I was like, oh, thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Well, it was like car selfie where it's all you know,
always car selfies are the best.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Maybe that good lighting in there, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
So honestly, I so I saw this other this girl
that used to work in radio do it and she's
forty one, and they said that she looked like she's
thirty one. And I'm gonna be really honest, this woman
has had a lot of work done sure, like her face,
her boobs, like all kinds of stuff. So I was like, well, shit,
if they're saying she looks like she's thirty one, I
better look like I'm twenty five, you know. And so
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I wanted to see, and then when it said like
potentially early thirties, I was no, I.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I mean twenty nine. I'll take twenty nine any day.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
And I'm curious what I look like because I've had
zero work done, so I want to They'll be like, oh,
a haggard woman, forty seven.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
No, you have.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Like flawless skin. You look younger than think what you
are doing.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yeah, I just know I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, I don't know what I guess you were if
I didn't like how old you were, if I didn't
know you, I waged thirty seven, age thirty six? No, no, No,
my stepmom though she's thirty six. Yeah, and she refuses
to ever admit that, Like her birthday was like just March, but.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
She's only thirty six, But she refused.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
She says she's twenty one forever.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I could be your step mom.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It's like you're saying pretty much, Oh my god, she
was only thirty six.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
But my dad is older than my dad's like ten years.
My dad's forty. My dad will be forty six this year.
There's a different Oh that's.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh my gosh, that's so but I can't wait until
you get older and you start to approach mine and
Bailey's age, and we come back to haunt you and
be like, god, you're so.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Old all the time on this show.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You're like damn when we say our age, because I
come over there and punch.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
You know why. If you ever see there's this, it's
an interview of Kevin Hart and Don Cheatle and Don
Cheatle's they're interviewing and Don cheat was like, you know me,
I'm fifty six years old, and Kevin Hart goes damn.
And then Don Cheatle, just because he's an amazing fucking comic,
he stares at him like kind of upset, like he
wants to cry, and Kevin Heart's like, I'm sorry. It's
so funny. That's why every time you hear me say damn,
that's exactly where that comes from.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Honestly, I almost believe that Don Cheetoh was upset in
that cliff, like they thought he was gonna be like
fucking apologize to me right right now.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
And then they do a bit for like another minute
or two after that, and Kevin Hert was like, I'm
sorry I should have said that, and Don Cheeto was like, no,
it's okay. No, it's okay. You know what you said.
It's so funny. No, I don't think like if I
didn't know how you guys looked, I don't think i'd
guess thirty four. I don't know how much how old
I guess because you also, it's the way you carry
yourself as well. That's why people I don't feel like
I look twenty three, Like I feel like I look younger,
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but I feel like I act much older, and people
are very much like confused when I say, you know,
I'm only twenty three.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, yeah, you I think you look younger.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Honestly, Drake people thought because he started on the show
when he was twenty one, and people thought that he
was like twenty eighth because he had like the facial
hair and like all this other stuff. Yeah, so I
feel like he just seemed like he was older. But no,
Drake was very young. Vaunts you two are the same age.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I think he's a year older than me. Oh is
he okay?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I feel like because I have yet to have children,
it almost keeps me youthful.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Youthful, But if I had.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Children, I guarantee you I look like I was fifty
years old. Probably I would never wear makeup. I'd be
just whatever. But all right, Well that's gonna do it
for the Minnesota gabye. Like I said earlier, Dave's back tomorrow.
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