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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's get started on the Minnesota Goodbye. Here we go.
First email, and that is the heart of the Minnesota Goodbye.
Is your emails is from Janelle? Hello. I have a question.
I saw a picture from Bernie's instagram. Bernie does have
an instagram, the Bernie Tails Tails, the Bernie Tails, and
it had a sign with the name Kibbler on the wall.
(00:21):
Got my brain thinking, I knew Dave Ryan was a
stage name, but is your real name David or is
it something else like Stanley? Stanley Kibler has a nice
ring to it. What about the name Flugelbinder. I thought
that was the last name on Dave of Dave's as well.
Somebody please explain Bernie needs a middle name, Sir Bernard
Alan Kibler. I'm attaching to pick up my little Westy
Lucy Rose, because every dog deserves to have a middle name. Okay,
(00:46):
bye ah, that dog is adorable. Okay, So my last
name is Kibler, and I don't really keep it a
secret because I mean, really, Jenny Lutenberger, you know everybody
knows your name.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Not people do think that they thought that that was
Flugelbinder too.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Kind of the same vibe they did.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
They thought it was made up.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, they thought that you made that up to like Flugelbinder.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
But uh, vont Leek real name, Bailey Hess real name.
So there's no real secret or reason to keep my
real last name a secret. But it's just you don't
know it. So Dave Ryan I picked. I was inspired
when I was seventeen and I knew I could change
my name. So there was a DJ in Denver named
Dan Ryan and I used to listen to him, and
I thought, Oh, instead of Dan Ryan, I'll be Dave Ryan.
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It was a stupid choice. It's a boring name I
should have. I really briefly considered Dave Saint Jermain as
my radio name. I would be in the Radio Hall
of Fame by now if I had chosen Dave Saint Germain,
because it's a fucking badass name. Yeah rhymes, it's exotic,
Dave Saint Germaine. That kind of rolls off the tongue.
Who do you listen to in the morning, Dave Saint Germain.
Oh he sounds fucking cool.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Is this a mouthful though?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Dave Saint Germain. Yeah, Dave Saint Germain in the morning,
were well, well, So Flugelbinder came about because Corey Foley
was on the show fifteen twenty years ago and she
was a riot and she's like, okay, Flugelbinder, and I
don't know where she got that, But then I would
lie and say that was my real last name. Flugelbinder. Yeah,
it word so Stanley Kibler, No, it is not Stanley.
(02:18):
And Bernie does not have a middle name, but maybe
Bernie Allen. Bernie Alan Kibler.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Sounds good to me.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Can't have a middle name.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
No, he's just Cap. Okay, well he's like doctor Cap. Technically,
don't use my name.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Dave, you had me cracking up yesterday when you said
that going on a safari would not be interesting to
you at all. I have a friend whose parents were
on a safari in Africa. The vehicle crashed and her
dad died. Mom broke her neck. Yeah, I think I'll pass. WHOA.
I didn't see that coming. That is a very disturbing,
sad email that there. It always is so sad when
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you hear somebody who dies in a tourist helicopter crash
or dies in a like you know, they're like trying
to like who is the kid Malcolm Jamal Warner not
a kid. He was one of the Cosby kids. He's
out at Costa Rica with a family swimming and dies.
And whenever I hear about somebody who's list is awful.
They're on a safari in Africa there to have the
time of their life. Dad dies and mom breaks her neck.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Wow they just someone just died like a year ago,
that was from Minnesota on a safari.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
She really like an older woman and she had been
like planning her whole life wanting to go to Africa
for a safari and there was an elephant that attacked
the vehicle and she died.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I have no interest in going on a safari. I
mean I don't need to be redundant. But I talked
about it yesterday. Is no interest at all. Where's a
lot of people go, Wow, that's super cool. My random
topic from Kendra says is about running and walking. I
need to get you guys advice, any tips or tricks. Now,
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if you're not into this part of the Minnesota, goodbye.
Just hit that fast forward button a couple of times. Also,
I live in southern Minnesota. I hate being stuck on
the treadmill all winter, so when I can get outside,
it's glorious. However, does anybody know the safest way to
run outside on country roads against traffic or with it?
Definitely against traffic so you can see them coming. Always
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walk against traffic, Always run against traffic. No trails around
here unless I'm driving to the next county. And then
safety tips, vest and protective measures against the random creeper,
hopefully never encountered. I don't really know. I would say, yeah, sure,
maybe a vest or just brightly colored running attire would
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probably be good. I would hate to think that you
have to carry pepper spray, but maybe.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, I mean, it wouldn't hurt necessarily.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Lastly, my adventures have been shared with my yellow lab Remy,
and recently I bought a hands free leash and her
new harness and it's been great, a game changer, I
think Dave and Jenny I would highly recommend the Black
Rhino and off Amazon. It's got a bunge in the
middle so you don't get thrown all over if you
have a doggie that pulls or suddenly stops. That is
a really good piece of advice. I've tried the hands
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free leash it to belt basically, that is a leash also,
and I didn't like it. Yeah, because for it to work,
your dog has to keep up and not stop to sniff.
Oh so if you're running and you I mean, I
guess it could work, but it would feel.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Weird to me, like it's, you know, a leash, like
tugging by your belly button, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
No, well it tugs your back though, is what you?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
At least like as far as I've been concerned. Sure, Sorry,
I was adjusting something. Were you talking about running specifically
or walking?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Running? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, I mean you have to have a pretty perfect
dog to be able to have one of those kinds
of leashes and have your dog run. I remember I
was watching my dog my friend's dog once and I
took him out on him run with me, and not thinking,
I was like, oh, he'll run, he's an active dog. No,
that motherfucker stopped ever two seconds for his sniff, and
I'm like, God, this.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Was not what I was expecting.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I took Bernie on a kind of a longer walk
a couple of days ago, and that lazy kid he
just after a while he was done. He was lagging
behind me was he was a little bit hot and
I really thought I was going to have to pick
him up. So anyway, very nice email from Kendrick, thanks
for taking time to read this, Love you guys, and
(06:24):
Bernie calling the show bit top tier entertainment.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Thank you so much, thank you, thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Right next one and says hello Besti's two questions from
my favorite people. What's your next goal? Dave, you got
your RV, Jenny got your travel blog up and going.
Bailey got an awesome job. What's next? You have a
new goal in mine? My biggest goal right now is
to make enough extra money in the next two years
to pay off my truck. I have eighteen thousand dollars left.
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My next goal is Pike's Peak in the next month
or so with Carson. Other than that, I don't have
a goal. I really don't. Jenny, do you have a goal?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I mean I have a lot because I always feel
like I'm giving myself new ones. But I want to
build out my camera van a little bit more because
all I have is a cabinet and a bed in it,
and it's just not the most convenient to live in
for more than a couple days, it gets really hard.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
So what do you want to put in? Running water? Heat? AC?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
The heat's already in there.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
AC.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I don't really care about because I don't do enough
traveling in the summer. But yes, running water is like
the number one thing, just because after being in Iceland
and having a sink with water, I realized that that
is a luxury I would like to have.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
In my van. But outside of that, I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I'm not looking to build a shower or like I
do technically have a compostable toilet, I just don't use
it because it's just more inconvenient.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Did you see me make that in the trash can,
you bitches? By the way, No, there's a running joke
around the radio ranch where the trash can is about
five yards away. Now it's about ten feet away, And
I throw my empty caribou cup in the trash can
and every morning and I always make it.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
On the on the rare occasion that I don't make it,
these two are like, you're so stupid.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Why do you shuck at basketball? What about you?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh gold?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I would like to buy a house at some point.
I would like to perform again. In theater and or
bor alesque. I would like to take swimming lessons. I
would like to take voice lessons.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You can't swim, right, I cannot know interesting, So.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I would like to do that. Uh yeah, we'll see
if any of that happens. I would like it too.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Okay, Yeah, make it happen. Oh, okay, make it so,
because they said on Star Trek that is what they
said on I make it so.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Make it so.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
It's not really a bucket list thing. But I'm going
in for the eye consultation later today because we talked
about this on the show, that as you get older,
your eyelids get way too big and baggy, and your
dad had this done. My dad did, yes, and it's
kind a name.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's a Bleff furrow plasty.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay. So I'm going in for a consultation because I
talked about it on the radio a couple of weeks
ago and somebody said, Hey, I worked for an eye
surgery clinic, any Dina, So I'm going in for the
initial consultation. Can I just tell you, and I think
everybody one of the worst parts of going to the
doctor is filling out the pages and pages and pages
of computerized forms before you get to go, and they
(09:20):
need everything. What medications are you on? While I'm on
like four different medications and I don't remember what the
names of them are. But then I got a run
upstairs and get the bottle, write the dosage right, the milligrams.
And then it's like, do you prefer to be known
as xijisia or do you prefer to be known as
he he he they whatever?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
And then it's like, do you have any allergic reactions
to anything? Do you have a dog? What's your dog's name?
What's your favorite flavor of combos? And I'm like, do
they really need to know my favorite fucking flavor of combos?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Oh, it's really important to know if you're allergic to peanuts?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Definitely. Next one, Anna says a bit more serious, how
do you talk about body weight and shape and everyday
life situation with friends who are shaped very differently than yourself.
I don't bring up weight specifically, but since our weight
and shape and fitness affects our life and can come
up in daily conversations, I never know how to approach it.
(10:17):
For example, I'm fairly fit and one of my good
friends is overweight. I love her no matter what, but
our experiences in life can be very different at times.
I don't want to sound rude or boasty. I hope
this comes across well, as I'm having a bit of
a hard time finding the right words to say what
I mean. Cheers to you from Anna. I don't know
what exactly you're encountering, but maybe as simple as like, hey,
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let's go walk around the state Fair. And maybe Anna
is very able to walk up and down the state
Fair and put in four miles of walking around the
state Fair. And maybe her friend is able to walk
just a little bit and then needs to sit down
and take a break or doesn't want to go to
the State Fair because it's really difficult to do. I
haven't encountered that really with a friend who's like overweight
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or not as healthy. But I will say that Susan,
she's got bad knees, she doesn't like to do a
lot of things, and she is afraid of heights. Hiking
therefore is out of the question. Do you have any
friends that are like heavier and that affects you things
that you get to do together.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I mean, yeah, I have.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
I have a lot of different body type friends. But
like I think how I can connect to this emailer
here is that a lot of my friends are bigger
than me, and so I feel like if I am
having a bad day, like body image kind of day,
that I cannot comment on it because it would, like,
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I don't know, make them feel like garbage because they
are bigger than me. But I don't think my friends
being bigger than me has like any impact on the
things that we get to do together, because we just
do different things that don't include.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
And they're always up for pizza out and rolling around you.
They're always up for pizza. That's a joke. Pizza. Hey, Gail,
do you want to get a pizza? Yeah? Yeah, I do.
That's me. I'm Gail, Jenny. You're also kind of fit ish.
Does that affected ether relationships or friendships?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Honestly, it's more there's people who are bigger that are
in better shape than my friends that are skinny. So, like,
you know, I can go hiking with some friends who
are skinnier than me and they can't keep up with
me because they're just not in shape. So I honestly,
I feel like I don't know that I necessarily encounter
too many things with like different body types, not being
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able to do different stuff, but in levels of fitness. Yeah,
if I want to go on a strenuous hike on
a girl's trip, I know like which friends can do
that and which can't.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Right. It's interesting because when I used to run marathons,
I would pass young skinny people and I was probably
like I don't know forty when I did my first
marathon something like that, and I would pass young skinny people,
and I think it's because their cardio fitness was not
where mine was. Yeah, they were young and skinny and
had a lot of like you know, like you know,
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like their body com position was different. But then I
would meet somebody who was they were a tank. They're
built like a tank, and they were passing everybody. So
you never know. And that is really kind of it
that we I have one more email, but it's a
little bit long, and we are running out of time.
I hate the fact that we're limited on time. It's
like everything is a time crunch. Everything is like, you know,
(13:19):
got to get this done, got to get this donefair.
Yesterday I was in a time crunch because I had
to get some commercials done. Then I had to go
to the gym, and then while I was at the gym,
I got a note that said you didn't do the
commercials correctly. So Jenny and probably Bailey too know how
that is, because they'll change the copy on this last minute.
And so I was like, Okay, do you want me
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to come back to the radio station to record them
again after I've already left, or do you want to
wait till tomorrow, or do you want me to record
them on my home system which is not quite as
good as the radio station system. And they were kind
enough to say, just do it at home. So scheduling
time never enough, but if you have time, send us
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an email to Ryan's show at KTIWB dot com for
a whole fresh batch of emails tomorrow on the Minnesota
Goodbye