April 25, 2025 • 16 mins
Bailey recounts her singles event, Dave gives us a list of things we don't wanna hear, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh my god, it's Friday, murdered. It is Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's one on one point three k d wub Hello, Jenny, Hi,
Hello Bailey. Bailey is a vaunting to Bailey ever get
together be Vailey gonna.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Never gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'd rather vomit in a shoe. You talked to a guy.
You talked to a guy last night? Thank you. Yes.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I went to another pitch a friend event last night.
It was at Smash Park in Roseville and very cool place. Yeah,
it was really cool. And one of the pitches was
about this guy and every like slide that they were doing.
I was like, oh, I like, oh, huh okay. And
so I was like, okay, Bailey, You're gonna go talk
to that man. And I did, and I talked to
him for like twenty five minutes, and I got his
(00:43):
phone number.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey, look at you, mab Are you serious? I'm serious?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
And I got his phone number and then the last
the thing, I mean, we didn't like text a lot,
but he texted me the thing before I went to sleep.
He said, I was nervous about tonight and meeting you
was definitely the best part.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Have a good night. Oh is this a guy that
was pitched or it was pitched. Yeah, nice and nice
the wedding.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
See, that's my problem is that, like I'll meet one
guy and if we get along, I'll be like.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh my gosh, he's the one. And that's my issue.
You live in this fantasy world. Yeah, Bailey. Even when she.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Texted us last night, she said, I'm going to talk
to not a guy, she said a boy.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm going to talk to a boy today. Such a
little girl. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Now, how long into dating him do you think you're
going to find out that he's gay?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You know, probably a couple of days at least.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, Well, good for you, you know what? That that is great.
One of the great things that we do is like
find somebody that we'd love to hang out with, and
this is a great time to do it because summer's
coming up and he can go on walks with you.
But we don't want to get too far ahead of ourselves,
right exactly. Yeah, Okay, Well, good, I hope that works out.
Thanks the wild one last night. They now take a
two to one lead, so that was good news and
the Vikings. The number one draft pick for them was
(01:57):
Ohio State guard Donovan Jackson in the they get the
two twenty fourth pick. And usually it's boring when a
team picks somebody who's not a quarterback. We're an exciting
running back or wide receiver. But the Vikings, you know,
we like to think they know what they're doing. So
they got a guard. A guard is one of the
most but nobody watches the guard. You even know what
a guard is? Bailing football? Yeah, they watched as No
(02:21):
they they they are standing next to this center. No,
everybody when they snap the ball, nobody watches the guard.
The guard does a lot of work, so it's not
a glamour position. But you know what, if we need one,
then we need one. So there's from the sports desk.
There was a debate, and I forget who brought this up,
but one of you idiots yesterday was talking about what
was making a peanut butter sandwich using a knife and
(02:43):
a fork? A knife, a knife and a spoon, And
I've said, well, nobody makes a peanut butter sandwich with
a knife and a spoon.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You just use the knife.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Because when you you first put the peanut butter on
the bread, then you get the jelly out with the knife. Yeah,
you do leave little treeses of peanut butter and the jelly.
But you know, it's part of the job, and you
make it with just a knife. But not everybody agrees.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
And my dad uses a spoon, but not a knife
and a spoon. He just uses a spoon.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I was gonna say, I actually have started to use
just a spoon somewhere and use a knife.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It's so complicated with with no knife, Jenny, Well, no knife.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah, you just spread it out on the back side
of the spoon. Yeah, it's easier to scoop out both
the peanut butter and the jelly with a spoon versus
a knife.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I disagree. I just something about it seems morally wrong. Also,
I don't have the problem, oh wrong, I don't have
I don't have the problem of like the jelly getting
in the peanut butter or vice versa, because I use
the smuckers, like the one that's already combined in the jar.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Swirl.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, the swirl.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
That's what it is that you would use.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
The swirl So good, Oh, very gens of you.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I've never in my life used that stuff. But no,
I mean I don't. I don't make a peep and
j very often but my entire life. I use the
knife to get the peanut butter out, spread it smoothly,
because you can't spread it with the back of the spoon.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
It's not a spreading device. It's a spoon. It's a
scoopy device.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Scooping. It's not a spreading device. Your mom is just spreading.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
No, it's not time for that kind of joke right now.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Okay, can you give me at.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Least an hour to start making jokes about Cindy?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
What about you? What you're listening to the show Who's Right?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Do you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with
a knife, a knife and a spoon or just a spoon?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
What did you say, Bailey? I know your dad uses
a spoon.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Well, yeah, but I use a knife usually. But I
don't do peanut butter first then jelly, because then you'll
get peanut butter and the jelly. So you do jelly
first and then peanut butter because the jelly comes off
the knife so much easier.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I see what you mean. Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, does anybody in the world put both peanut butter
and jelly on one piece of bread and then slap
the naked piece of bread onto the other one. So,
in other words, does anybody in the world put down
your peanut butter first, then put the jelly on top
of that peanut butter, and then slap the naked piece
on top of that.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Oh that doesn't seem right.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I know you have to have to do, but evenly
on both sides, I think so.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Just don't like the phrase the naked piece of bread.
What about the spreading device do you like? Oh, Jenny's mom, Okay,
this is big stuff, important stuff. It is Katie able
to be.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I gotta give a shout out to Stephanie and Arizona.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
She is listening.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Going back to work from eternity leave this morning after
being you know, she's been on maternity leave, so she's
got to leave her baby girl. But Stephanie says, I
want to thank your show for helping me get through
the midnight feedings and stroller walks baby girl, and I
thank you and I love that. Thank Stephanie, Happy baby.
Here's a couple of text messages. The spoon is the
(05:39):
superior spreading device. Okay, that's what Jenny says. This one says,
I wiped the peanut butter off the knife before going
into the jelly. But sometimes we got the squeeze jar
so I don't have to clean the knife. That's a
good point. There's the squeeze jar of jelly. Now another one. Wait,
you don't butter your bread before peanut butter and jelly.
(06:00):
Oh wait, what are we British? That's something we should
be doing. I don't know anyway, let us know what
you think what.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I feel like? You still have to spread it even
if you squeeze it, because it's not like even Lee
I needed to hit every corner of the bread.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, you're you're absolutely right. Yeah, yeah, you got to
spread that hard hitting nose. It is, it's important.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
It's it's this and where did this eighteen million dollar
budget surplus go? Thanks, we're gonna talk about today. Just amazing. No,
we're gonna come back in a second. We got War
of the Roses in a minute. On KTWDB, it's Friday.
It is your last chance for Charlie XCX tickets. Let's
come up a little bit later on this morning. It's
all here on one on one point three k DUB four.
(06:42):
It is National Arbor Day, so you know, I mean,
we're supposed to plant a tree or appreciate a tree
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Lean on a tree, look at a.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Tree, appreciate a tree.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Because it's arbor day.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Did you know that the entirety of like everything in
Minnesota used to especially in Minneapolis, was covered by what
they called the big woods. And the big woods really
don't even exist anymore. There's a tiny little sliver over
in I think Plymouth out that way a little bit,
but the entire like from Mancato all the way up
to Duluth, was covered with the big woods, which was
hardwood trees that were vast I don't know what kind
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of trees they were, and they cut them all down
to build houses in New York and Chicago and Baltimore,
like one hundred and fifty years ago. The big woods
don't exist anymore, but they used to be right here.
Now we're covered with trees, but they're not the same
that the trees.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Did you guys know that no clue, no idea true.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
So when you read, like Laura Ingles Wilder Little House
in the Big Woods, this was the big Woods that
they are not here anymore. What is this sentence that
causes instant panic or anxiety? We found this on Reddit
we talked about this last week. The boss says, hey,
have you got a minute? No, yeah, I need to
(07:56):
tell you something. Like if I walked in and I
like got vont in the office by him saying, and
I'm like, I need to tell you something, you'd be like, yes, okay,
another one.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Don't freak out, Okay, I will.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay, right, I will. We need to talk. Don't be mad.
But before we start, how about we go around the
room and say a little something about ourselves.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Gosh, so much pressure.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I don't mind that one. You are interesting, I think
I don't mind that one all. But people hate that one.
You know what else people hate? Try to avoid doing
this one. Good morning everybody.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh we can do better than that.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I said good morning because people will hate you for
doing that, and that is a bad way to lead
off a speech. Just say hey, good morning. Don't even
expect a call and reply. Don't say good morning everybody,
because you'll get a week good morning. Just say good
morning everyone, and then start your freaking speech. Okay, your
(08:59):
card has been clined. Oh what huh? I have your results?
Oh that's it just creates anxiety. License and registration. Please,
can I be honest? With you is another one.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
So or when your.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Mom texts you saying call me when you get a moment,
I'm like, oh, someone died.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Anybody like that? Yeah, I can't right now.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
If Susan says, hey, call me when you get a chance,
I would be like, I have I would call her
right now. I'd be like, I can't imagine what she
would call for what happened? Carson called yesterday and he's
like or he texted, He's like, hey, I'm going to
call you guys later. He got some news and I'm like, oh,
well it must it was good news. He got, you know,
hired again to be manager whatever. So, but there's sometimes
(09:47):
where it's like, no, not looking good?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
All right?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
That is, you can't make this stuff up. This is
the last day for Charlie XCX tickets. Make sure you're
here every chance you can at oh five and thirty
five every hour, so oh five and thirty five, we
give you no the keyword to text in or use
the voice of the talkback feature to win.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Are we getting right into Dave's dirt?
Speaker 6 (10:06):
There are?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
All right, let's do that. Next, here we.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Go all the show buz news you need and some
me don't Dave's dirt on Katie w b Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Let's go to Nicky Glazer and she admits that that
Benny Blanco Golden Globes joke was pretty mean.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Here's Nicky, I've never.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Looked at them and actually thought that, Like, I'm like,
I feel like she won too with it, Like I
think he's really cool. So because that joke didn't actually
come from a mean place, I felt like it was
okay for me at least it was okay for me
to say.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
And I texted him before we need to know the joke.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Did she make fun of him? Yeah, look up the
joke because out of context, I don't know what the
joke is. But she's she's pretty spicy. What fun she said?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Uh, Selena Gomez is here with Benny Blanco, her fiance,
and Bennie Blanco is here because of the genie who
granted him that wish.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
That wasn't that mean. I don't think he's not that mean.
I would laugh at that one. That's I'd be like, yeah,
that's cool. Okay, wait, there's a little more.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I found more because everyone because everyone's like he's not
attractive enough for her and for me. I never looked
at them and actually thought that I feel like she
want too with love. I feel like she wont too
with it. Like I think he's really cool. So I
guess you just called him ugly. Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Jeordis brought to you by sixty one two Injured Heimer
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Here's Ben Affleck.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
My kids.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
They're like very tough and they don't censor their criticism,
you know what I mean, So like you know, I mean,
they'll sit right next to.
Speaker 8 (11:40):
Me Washington movie and just while it's happening.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
This is terrible. I mean, that is terrible. Why did
you do this? Wait till it.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Today is National Telephone Day or something like that, because
I guess the phone was invented on this date, way
back in the day.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
So we're gonna go back in history.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
This is from the AT and two the archives and
intro to the dial telephone.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
All right, I don't know what to expect. Let's check
this out. Here is an old AT and T archive,
bit check it out.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
The telephones in this study will be changed to dial service,
and all telephone numbers will be changed before calling any number.
First secure the number from your new directory. Then remove
the receiver and listen for the dial tone. It sounds
like this. With the receiver off the hook, dial the
desired number. Be sure to allow the dial to freely
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return to its normal possession. And this is the ringing segment.
If the line is busy, you'll hear this busy signal.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Wow, that's that's kind of interesting. Once never had to
do that. I guess Bailey and Jenny probably never had to.
You've had landlines though, you.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Guys grew up the line the landline. Then my mom
would come on and be like, Jenny, I need the phone.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I'm like, Mom, we have the the corded landline that
was coord and you would just sit on the kitchen
floor on the landline talking to Jenny, my friend Jo.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You're a different Jenny, you know.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah? What about this one when you're on AOL and
your Mom's like, get off AOL, I need to make
a phone call.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, right, And then it would take forever to get
back on again.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh all right. NFL Draft cam Ward, I got audio
this one. Cam Ward is the first pick in the
NFL Draft. Here's a little clip.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Your mind.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
With the first pick in the twenty twenty five NFL Draft,
the Tennessee Titans select Cameron Warn, quarterback Miami.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Okay, I know nothing about drafts, and Dave, I don't
know what your extensive knowledge is. But it's like, aren't
the not so good teams and ones that start to
get the first picks? And so then these first picks,
who like are dreaming of being on a champion team
now go to some of the worst teams.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
That is true from what I understand, that is true.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
So if you are it is if you're like a
hot college prospect, you're like the best quarterback in the
in the NCAA, and you get drafted by I don't
even know who sucked last year, Like let's say the
Oakland Raiders, or or they Las Vegas Raiders or the
Cleveland Browns or something like that. You would think that
would be got to be kind of disappointing. I think
you can say I'm not going to play for that team,
(14:25):
But honestly, I think that a lot of them are
just happy to be drafted. I don't know. Maybe run
down the hall and ask Meat Sauce. That's a good question. Yeah,
run down again him fun run down again right now. See,
if meat Sauce is around, they might beak. Yeah, run
down again him, run down again.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Yeah, we do need his help, because I don't. I
just don't really get that because then it's like there's
always talk and like controversy of like, okay, well if
the Vikings are doing so bad now, they might as
well just like keep doing bad so they get a
better draft pick.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Some teams do that. Yeah, No, they actually do. If
they're like, you know, fifteen to one. They want to
get the first draft picks, so they don't want to
win their last couple of games. So I don't know
that they throw them.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I don't know. That's why we're gonna have Meat Sauce
on the show.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
In a second. We'll give him a second. He might
be in the middle of a break or a commercial
or something, so he might not be.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Able to watch Vant run out the door. I've never
seen him move faster than going to grab meat sauce.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Can you imagine Vant barely knows meat Sauce. He'll probably
call him, hi, mister Sauce.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
No, he's gonna walk in there and be like, which
one of you with meat Sauce?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I mean truly, that would be me. If they you
sent me'd be like sign of him coming back.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
No, but I'm gonna assume. I'm gonna text him, okay and.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Just give him my head.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I doubt he's not here with meat sauce, so I
assume it's a no, he's he's busy.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Well, I can tell you the Viking's got a guard.
Not one of the glamour positions, but apparently we needed
a guard. And I can also tell you that the
wild one last night, and I believe the Wolves play tonight.
That'll be Game three versus the Lakers, and I want
to say it's at home at Target Center. I think
right about that one. That is sports on KATWB. Coming
up on the Dave Ryan in the Morning Show, It's Friday,
(16:05):
it is your last day to win, Charlie XCX. We'll
have that for you coming up in a little bit.
And also, this is something we talked about off the
air yesterday, the cab light theory. Have you heard of
the cab light theory. It's something about relationships and I
found it fascinating and probably true. We're gonna talk about
that coming up in a minute on KATWB. Also it's
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Facial Friday. Why do you deserve a good facial? We'll
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We're gonna put some new rules down for no phone
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all on KDWB
Oh my god, it's Friday, murdered. It is Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's one on one point three k d wub Hello, Jenny, Hi,
Hello Bailey. Bailey is a vaunting to Bailey ever get
together be Vailey gonna.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Never gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'd rather vomit in a shoe. You talked to a guy.
You talked to a guy last night? Thank you. Yes.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I went to another pitch a friend event last night.
It was at Smash Park in Roseville and very cool place. Yeah,
it was really cool. And one of the pitches was
about this guy and every like slide that they were doing.
I was like, oh, I like, oh, huh okay. And
so I was like, okay, Bailey, You're gonna go talk
to that man. And I did, and I talked to
him for like twenty five minutes, and I got his
(00:43):
phone number.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey, look at you, mab Are you serious? I'm serious?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
And I got his phone number and then the last
the thing, I mean, we didn't like text a lot,
but he texted me the thing before I went to sleep.
He said, I was nervous about tonight and meeting you
was definitely the best part.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Have a good night. Oh is this a guy that
was pitched or it was pitched. Yeah, nice and nice
the wedding.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
See, that's my problem is that, like I'll meet one
guy and if we get along, I'll be like.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh my gosh, he's the one. And that's my issue.
You live in this fantasy world. Yeah, Bailey. Even when she.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Texted us last night, she said, I'm going to talk
to not a guy, she said a boy.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm going to talk to a boy today. Such a
little girl. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Now, how long into dating him do you think you're
going to find out that he's gay?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You know, probably a couple of days at least.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, Well, good for you, you know what? That that is great.
One of the great things that we do is like
find somebody that we'd love to hang out with, and
this is a great time to do it because summer's
coming up and he can go on walks with you.
But we don't want to get too far ahead of ourselves,
right exactly. Yeah, Okay, Well, good, I hope that works out.
Thanks the wild one last night. They now take a
two to one lead, so that was good news and
the Vikings. The number one draft pick for them was
(01:57):
Ohio State guard Donovan Jackson in the they get the
two twenty fourth pick. And usually it's boring when a
team picks somebody who's not a quarterback. We're an exciting
running back or wide receiver. But the Vikings, you know,
we like to think they know what they're doing. So
they got a guard. A guard is one of the
most but nobody watches the guard. You even know what
a guard is? Bailing football? Yeah, they watched as No
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they they they are standing next to this center. No,
everybody when they snap the ball, nobody watches the guard.
The guard does a lot of work, so it's not
a glamour position. But you know what, if we need one,
then we need one. So there's from the sports desk.
There was a debate, and I forget who brought this up,
but one of you idiots yesterday was talking about what
was making a peanut butter sandwich using a knife and
(02:43):
a fork? A knife, a knife and a spoon, And
I've said, well, nobody makes a peanut butter sandwich with
a knife and a spoon.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You just use the knife.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Because when you you first put the peanut butter on
the bread, then you get the jelly out with the knife. Yeah,
you do leave little treeses of peanut butter and the jelly.
But you know, it's part of the job, and you
make it with just a knife. But not everybody agrees.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
And my dad uses a spoon, but not a knife
and a spoon. He just uses a spoon.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I was gonna say, I actually have started to use
just a spoon somewhere and use a knife.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It's so complicated with with no knife, Jenny, Well, no knife.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah, you just spread it out on the back side
of the spoon. Yeah, it's easier to scoop out both
the peanut butter and the jelly with a spoon versus
a knife.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I disagree. I just something about it seems morally wrong. Also,
I don't have the problem, oh wrong, I don't have
I don't have the problem of like the jelly getting
in the peanut butter or vice versa, because I use
the smuckers, like the one that's already combined in the jar.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Swirl.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, the swirl.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
That's what it is that you would use.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
The swirl So good, Oh, very gens of you.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I've never in my life used that stuff. But no,
I mean I don't. I don't make a peep and
j very often but my entire life. I use the
knife to get the peanut butter out, spread it smoothly,
because you can't spread it with the back of the spoon.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
It's not a spreading device. It's a spoon. It's a
scoopy device.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Scooping. It's not a spreading device. Your mom is just spreading.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
No, it's not time for that kind of joke right now.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Okay, can you give me at.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Least an hour to start making jokes about Cindy?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
What about you? What you're listening to the show Who's Right?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Do you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with
a knife, a knife and a spoon or just a spoon?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
What did you say, Bailey? I know your dad uses
a spoon.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Well, yeah, but I use a knife usually. But I
don't do peanut butter first then jelly, because then you'll
get peanut butter and the jelly. So you do jelly
first and then peanut butter because the jelly comes off
the knife so much easier.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I see what you mean. Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, does anybody in the world put both peanut butter
and jelly on one piece of bread and then slap
the naked piece of bread onto the other one. So,
in other words, does anybody in the world put down
your peanut butter first, then put the jelly on top
of that peanut butter, and then slap the naked piece
on top of that.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Oh that doesn't seem right.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I know you have to have to do, but evenly
on both sides, I think so.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Just don't like the phrase the naked piece of bread.
What about the spreading device do you like? Oh, Jenny's mom, Okay,
this is big stuff, important stuff. It is Katie able
to be.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I gotta give a shout out to Stephanie and Arizona.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
She is listening.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Going back to work from eternity leave this morning after
being you know, she's been on maternity leave, so she's
got to leave her baby girl. But Stephanie says, I
want to thank your show for helping me get through
the midnight feedings and stroller walks baby girl, and I
thank you and I love that. Thank Stephanie, Happy baby.
Here's a couple of text messages. The spoon is the
(05:39):
superior spreading device. Okay, that's what Jenny says. This one says,
I wiped the peanut butter off the knife before going
into the jelly. But sometimes we got the squeeze jar
so I don't have to clean the knife. That's a
good point. There's the squeeze jar of jelly. Now another one. Wait,
you don't butter your bread before peanut butter and jelly.
(06:00):
Oh wait, what are we British? That's something we should
be doing. I don't know anyway, let us know what
you think what.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I feel like? You still have to spread it even
if you squeeze it, because it's not like even Lee
I needed to hit every corner of the bread.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, you're you're absolutely right. Yeah, yeah, you got to
spread that hard hitting nose. It is, it's important.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
It's it's this and where did this eighteen million dollar
budget surplus go? Thanks, we're gonna talk about today. Just amazing. No,
we're gonna come back in a second. We got War
of the Roses in a minute. On KTWDB, it's Friday.
It is your last chance for Charlie XCX tickets. Let's
come up a little bit later on this morning. It's
all here on one on one point three k DUB four.
(06:42):
It is National Arbor Day, so you know, I mean,
we're supposed to plant a tree or appreciate a tree
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Lean on a tree, look at a.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Tree, appreciate a tree.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Because it's arbor day.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Did you know that the entirety of like everything in
Minnesota used to especially in Minneapolis, was covered by what
they called the big woods. And the big woods really
don't even exist anymore. There's a tiny little sliver over
in I think Plymouth out that way a little bit,
but the entire like from Mancato all the way up
to Duluth, was covered with the big woods, which was
hardwood trees that were vast I don't know what kind
(07:18):
of trees they were, and they cut them all down
to build houses in New York and Chicago and Baltimore,
like one hundred and fifty years ago. The big woods
don't exist anymore, but they used to be right here.
Now we're covered with trees, but they're not the same
that the trees.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Did you guys know that no clue, no idea true.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
So when you read, like Laura Ingles Wilder Little House
in the Big Woods, this was the big Woods that
they are not here anymore. What is this sentence that
causes instant panic or anxiety? We found this on Reddit
we talked about this last week. The boss says, hey,
have you got a minute? No, yeah, I need to
(07:56):
tell you something. Like if I walked in and I
like got vont in the office by him saying, and
I'm like, I need to tell you something, you'd be like, yes, okay,
another one.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Don't freak out, Okay, I will.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay, right, I will. We need to talk. Don't be mad.
But before we start, how about we go around the
room and say a little something about ourselves.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Gosh, so much pressure.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I don't mind that one. You are interesting, I think
I don't mind that one all. But people hate that one.
You know what else people hate? Try to avoid doing
this one. Good morning everybody.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh we can do better than that.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I said good morning because people will hate you for
doing that, and that is a bad way to lead
off a speech. Just say hey, good morning. Don't even
expect a call and reply. Don't say good morning everybody,
because you'll get a week good morning. Just say good
morning everyone, and then start your freaking speech. Okay, your
(08:59):
card has been clined. Oh what huh? I have your results?
Oh that's it just creates anxiety. License and registration. Please,
can I be honest? With you is another one.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
So or when your.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Mom texts you saying call me when you get a moment,
I'm like, oh, someone died.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Anybody like that? Yeah, I can't right now.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
If Susan says, hey, call me when you get a chance,
I would be like, I have I would call her
right now. I'd be like, I can't imagine what she
would call for what happened? Carson called yesterday and he's
like or he texted, He's like, hey, I'm going to
call you guys later. He got some news and I'm like, oh,
well it must it was good news. He got, you know,
hired again to be manager whatever. So, but there's sometimes
(09:47):
where it's like, no, not looking good?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
All right?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
That is, you can't make this stuff up. This is
the last day for Charlie XCX tickets. Make sure you're
here every chance you can at oh five and thirty
five every hour, so oh five and thirty five, we
give you no the keyword to text in or use
the voice of the talkback feature to win.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Are we getting right into Dave's dirt?
Speaker 6 (10:06):
There are?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
All right, let's do that. Next, here we.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Go all the show buz news you need and some
me don't Dave's dirt on Katie w b Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Let's go to Nicky Glazer and she admits that that
Benny Blanco Golden Globes joke was pretty mean.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Here's Nicky, I've never.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Looked at them and actually thought that, Like, I'm like,
I feel like she won too with it, Like I
think he's really cool. So because that joke didn't actually
come from a mean place, I felt like it was
okay for me at least it was okay for me
to say.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
And I texted him before we need to know the joke.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Did she make fun of him? Yeah, look up the
joke because out of context, I don't know what the
joke is. But she's she's pretty spicy. What fun she said?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Uh, Selena Gomez is here with Benny Blanco, her fiance,
and Bennie Blanco is here because of the genie who
granted him that wish.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
That wasn't that mean. I don't think he's not that mean.
I would laugh at that one. That's I'd be like, yeah,
that's cool. Okay, wait, there's a little more.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I found more because everyone because everyone's like he's not
attractive enough for her and for me. I never looked
at them and actually thought that I feel like she
want too with love. I feel like she wont too
with it. Like I think he's really cool. So I
guess you just called him ugly. Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Jeordis brought to you by sixty one two Injured Heimer
Lammer's Injury Law. Ben Affleck's harshest film critics are his kids.
Here's Ben Affleck.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
My kids.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
They're like very tough and they don't censor their criticism,
you know what I mean, So like you know, I mean,
they'll sit right next to.
Speaker 8 (11:40):
Me Washington movie and just while it's happening.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
This is terrible. I mean, that is terrible. Why did
you do this? Wait till it.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Today is National Telephone Day or something like that, because
I guess the phone was invented on this date, way
back in the day.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
So we're gonna go back in history.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
This is from the AT and two the archives and
intro to the dial telephone.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
All right, I don't know what to expect. Let's check
this out. Here is an old AT and T archive,
bit check it out.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
The telephones in this study will be changed to dial service,
and all telephone numbers will be changed before calling any number.
First secure the number from your new directory. Then remove
the receiver and listen for the dial tone. It sounds
like this. With the receiver off the hook, dial the
desired number. Be sure to allow the dial to freely
(12:31):
return to its normal possession. And this is the ringing segment.
If the line is busy, you'll hear this busy signal.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Wow, that's that's kind of interesting. Once never had to
do that. I guess Bailey and Jenny probably never had to.
You've had landlines though, you.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Guys grew up the line the landline. Then my mom
would come on and be like, Jenny, I need the phone.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I'm like, Mom, we have the the corded landline that
was coord and you would just sit on the kitchen
floor on the landline talking to Jenny, my friend Jo.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You're a different Jenny, you know.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah? What about this one when you're on AOL and
your Mom's like, get off AOL, I need to make
a phone call.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, right, And then it would take forever to get
back on again.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh all right. NFL Draft cam Ward, I got audio
this one. Cam Ward is the first pick in the
NFL Draft. Here's a little clip.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Your mind.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
With the first pick in the twenty twenty five NFL Draft,
the Tennessee Titans select Cameron Warn, quarterback Miami.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Okay, I know nothing about drafts, and Dave, I don't
know what your extensive knowledge is. But it's like, aren't
the not so good teams and ones that start to
get the first picks? And so then these first picks,
who like are dreaming of being on a champion team
now go to some of the worst teams.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
That is true from what I understand, that is true.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
So if you are it is if you're like a
hot college prospect, you're like the best quarterback in the
in the NCAA, and you get drafted by I don't
even know who sucked last year, Like let's say the
Oakland Raiders, or or they Las Vegas Raiders or the
Cleveland Browns or something like that. You would think that
would be got to be kind of disappointing. I think
you can say I'm not going to play for that team,
(14:25):
But honestly, I think that a lot of them are
just happy to be drafted. I don't know. Maybe run
down the hall and ask Meat Sauce. That's a good question. Yeah,
run down again him fun run down again right now. See,
if meat Sauce is around, they might beak. Yeah, run
down again him, run down again.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Yeah, we do need his help, because I don't. I
just don't really get that because then it's like there's
always talk and like controversy of like, okay, well if
the Vikings are doing so bad now, they might as
well just like keep doing bad so they get a
better draft pick.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Some teams do that. Yeah, No, they actually do. If
they're like, you know, fifteen to one. They want to
get the first draft picks, so they don't want to
win their last couple of games. So I don't know
that they throw them.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I don't know. That's why we're gonna have Meat Sauce
on the show.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
In a second. We'll give him a second. He might
be in the middle of a break or a commercial
or something, so he might not be.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Able to watch Vant run out the door. I've never
seen him move faster than going to grab meat sauce.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Can you imagine Vant barely knows meat Sauce. He'll probably
call him, hi, mister Sauce.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
No, he's gonna walk in there and be like, which
one of you with meat Sauce?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I mean truly, that would be me. If they you
sent me'd be like sign of him coming back.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
No, but I'm gonna assume. I'm gonna text him, okay and.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Just give him my head.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I doubt he's not here with meat sauce, so I
assume it's a no, he's he's busy.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Well, I can tell you the Viking's got a guard.
Not one of the glamour positions, but apparently we needed
a guard. And I can also tell you that the
wild one last night, and I believe the Wolves play tonight.
That'll be Game three versus the Lakers, and I want
to say it's at home at Target Center. I think
right about that one. That is sports on KATWB. Coming
up on the Dave Ryan in the Morning Show, It's Friday,
(16:05):
it is your last day to win, Charlie XCX. We'll
have that for you coming up in a little bit.
And also, this is something we talked about off the
air yesterday, the cab light theory. Have you heard of
the cab light theory. It's something about relationships and I
found it fascinating and probably true. We're gonna talk about
that coming up in a minute on KATWB. Also it's
(16:27):
Facial Friday. Why do you deserve a good facial? We'll
do that coming up, and then no phone screen or Friday.
We're gonna put some new rules down for no phone
screen or Friday. And that's coming up at seven thirty five,
all on KDWB
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