6am Hour - Trip to the Buffet

Vont stirs the pot over buffets, we talk scam texts, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:06):
I've got one. Bailey's got one. You've probably got one too,
Vauntce probably got one. I'm gonna guess probably anybody has
got one. Mine reads Hey, Lisa told me you wanted
to connect. I'd love to be friends. Oh and it's
one of those messages you get on your phone from
a number that's out of state. It's not even area code,

(00:28):
you know, and it'll say something like, hey saw you
today in line at whatever, and was something like, let's connect,
or I saw a picture of you and you are
super sexy, would like to get to know you, or
let's reconnect. But the weird thing about Bailey's is it

(00:50):
contains something that most of us don't get.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yes, shall I read it? Hey, Bailey, I'm sorry that
I just up and left. I just didn't want to
disturb you while you were sleeping. But let me know
if I can pick up anything for you. I'm just
gonna go get lunch with a friend. Oh, hi, Bailey,
Yeah exactly. They use my name, and it is it's
a ZIP not a ZIP code area code in Minnesota.

(01:16):
It's in like South Minnesota area code. I'm sorry I
heared up and left. I didn't want to disturb you
while you were sleeping. I got it while I was
at the station, so I'm not sleeping at home, but
they didn't want to disturb me while I was sleeping.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
And they're gonna go get lunch with a friend, but
can bring me something back.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
And plus they they clearly are implying they spent the
night with you at my house, at your house, and
they're gonna go get lunch with a friend, and they
call you Bailey Bailey. Now I think I've gotten a
few too, Jenny that say Dave, let's reconnect, because whatever

(01:51):
have you gotten any that say your name?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:54):
I don't think so. I just get I always get
the toll ones, which I've accidentally own a I owe
a toll somewhere.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, I get those. They faded away a
little bit lately. Yeah, but everybody's got those two.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Yeah, But I don't think I've ever gotten that one.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
And Bailly had sent a screenshot to our group chat
about that when she got it, and I was so
creeped out for you right away because I was like,
who is this person?

Speaker 7 (02:15):
Right?

Speaker 6 (02:15):
Who are you thinking that? It's like a scam?

Speaker 5 (02:19):
But like, what would this scam be if Bailey responded
and was like, who is this?

Speaker 8 (02:22):
I think they just be I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's the same thing that why does this person that
sent me like, hey, Lisa told me you wanted to connect,
I'd love to be friends. What is their purpose? I
think they're just trying to get phone numbers. They send
out a millionaise and you respond like you've got the
wrong person. Yeah, now they know there's a live person
on the.

Speaker 8 (02:41):
End of that.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
It verifies. So it's the same way with spam. If
you click unsubscribe on spam, a lot of the time
it's only verifying to the spammer. Oh, there's a live
person that monitors this mailbox, so this is a valuable address.

Speaker 8 (02:54):
Yeah. I don't know, Vonan. Do you ever get those texts?
I get both.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I get the ones that are vague and it's just
like toll or something random, or like oh your package
got lost and to your address click here, yeah, or yeah,
the specific ones where it says my name or something
about me. I think the ones that say your name
are just a prank because now they if you respond,
chances are you think like, oh, maybe this this is
somebody I know. Yeah, and they'll just keep texting you

(03:18):
just to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh well, then I want to know how they got
my phone number some random person in South Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Somehow it's out there somehow, Yeah, somehow it's out there.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I'll start googling.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I don't think it's anything malicious, because if it was malicious,
then they would have kept at it. I think they
would have kept like texting you again, like why didn't
you answer me? Hello, I'm coming after you.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
That type of thing I bought you underwear? Do you
listening ever get those text messages? I'm going to guess
that you probably do. The one with the name in
there is.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
Kind of weird.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
It is weird. V.

Speaker 8 (03:53):
How are you feeling? Oh better?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
We came back from Jersey, like Sunday evening or whatever,
me and Alyssa, and I thought that I was just
hired and like hot, because when I get hot, I
just start to like overheat and get anxiety and nauseous,
and so I thought that's all it was. And then
like just all Sunday until Monday night. I listen, I
w were kind of tossing and turning in and out
of the bathroom, and I was just like, this doesn't
feel right, So I feel a little bit better than

(04:15):
Alyssa does. But she has off today anyway, so okay,
she's good. So thank you for asking. You think it
is food poisoning.

Speaker 8 (04:20):
I don't know if it was food poisoning.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
We had my sister's birthday party, which was obviously a
bunch of food there.

Speaker 8 (04:25):
We ate from.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
I don't remember what we ate at the airport. I
think Chick fil a. I don't know what it was.
We didn't throw up, so I don't think it was
food poisoning, but we just stomach hurting it in the
bathroom for other reasons.

Speaker 8 (04:35):
So I felt food poisoned before. That's terrible.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, food poisoning is the worst. I had it one
time in Wisconsin Dell's. I think we got it from
bad shrimp at about th worst. And that night I
felt sick and Susan the least sympathetic person ever. She
was like, you're fine, and I was like throwing up
and not doing good. And the next day we had
planned to go to the water park and the rope's
course and all that stuff, and we had to check

(05:01):
out of the room at like eleven o'clock. But our
train we took the train didn't come until like five
or six that night, so we had The kids were fine,
but Susan and I literally laid on the couch. We
couldn't sit up, laid on the couch in the lobby
of the Kalahari, go into the bathroom every twenty minutes
all day. By the time the train came, we felt
good enough to get to the train station.

Speaker 8 (05:23):
Yes, but oh god, food poisonous the worst. Thank God,
I feel better. I hate being sick. It's just you, guys.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Know, men get I don't know if we get more
sick than women, but we just become completely like dead
than women.

Speaker 8 (05:35):
Women get helpless.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, women still get to get up and get the
kids to school and run around and things like that.
And guys laying on the couch going, oh, I hope
you feel good. How about that thunderstorm this morning? Did
you guys hear that rolling through about three o'clock this morning?

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Saw it? I saw it on my way in, but
I didn't hear any of it.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, there's a couple of big claps last night in
the middle of the night. It was like those great
Sleeping Mother. I went to bed at eight thirty last night.
I was so tired. Yeah, it was like it was
still light outside. I'm like, I don't care. I'm going
to bed. I got nothing to stay up for. So
I hope you're having a good morning so far. The
Dave Ryan Show is here more Charlie XCX take us
for you coming up a little bit later on this
morning Dave's Dirt. We're gonna get started on Dave's Dirt

(06:16):
next on KTWB. Cover some of the stuff that's going
on if you want for anything. For example, here's a
shout out, a shout out to my son. His name
is Jackson. He's from Saint Cloud and happy birthday Jackson.
He is nine years old today. Is we want to
shout out or anything like that, let me know, send
me a text at KATWB one five three nine two one.
It's a big day today because it is birthday, but

(06:38):
even bigger machine Gun Kelly has got a birthday today.

Speaker 8 (06:42):
Wow, he is thirty five years old. I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
We'll be right back on KTWB with Dave's Dirt. Grab
some coffee, brush your teeth, let the dog.

Speaker 8 (06:51):
Out, and we'll be read Dave's Dirt on kat w B.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
We had a lot of stuff to cover. Brought to
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was it for MS or epilepsi or what was it?
Als A la, okay, gotcha, thank you vont here it is.

Speaker 9 (07:14):
I like to.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Nominate some people, Savannah Craig since you did it to
me last time, Al Roker and Carson.

Speaker 8 (07:20):
Oh, are you ready to do this?

Speaker 9 (07:21):
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has been working too much?

Speaker 8 (07:31):
Water here, we get it. You are a kick it off.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I accept your nomination.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
I accepted it as well. That was so big.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
I can't believe it was eleven years ago in twenty fourteen.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
And I did it back in the day.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
And now I just have like the high school students
that I work with, they're all doing it.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
But I don't think I will. I don't want to
be doused in ice.

Speaker 10 (07:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (07:51):
I get anyone doing it yet, not a new one, No,
very few.

Speaker 8 (07:55):
I saw Richet rich our boss and his daughter do it.
Oh really, yeah, That's why I first saw it. I
was like, is this the thing? Again, it's still she
did it right.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
McKinley's still for a LS right, and now it's for
the University of South Carolina did some research to raise
awareness for mental health issues.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
There you go, yeah, okay, this is what it would
sound like if Akon went country.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
Okay, let's find out.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
God big, I see you want to step and the bomb.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Silverado to my place.

Speaker 8 (08:33):
Let me see your honey you say, let me see
your honey hole.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 8 (08:40):
That was the in there.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
It's definitely not that's the country lyric, though apparently.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Y Chovy Silverado is also part of the country version.
Who he said something something Chevy Silverado.

Speaker 8 (08:51):
Oh, Chevy Silverado.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I wonder if it's influenced by Shaboozie, who's kind of
a country act.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
Everybody's doing country, just influenced by AI.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Here's a idea pranking your mom by faking your death.

Speaker 8 (09:03):
Oh oh.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Now Will Forte, who is a comic actor. He was
on Saturday Night Live. I think he is talking about
how when he was fourteen years old, he decided to
prank his mom by faking his own death.

Speaker 11 (09:16):
And then like laid down and on her bathroom floor
as if I was no longer alive and hearing her
scream it was the worst. It's it was the worst thing,
And I immediately popped up.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Kidding, I think that when you're fourteen, your undeveloped brain
might think that's a funny idea. But as a parent,
to walk in and find your kid maybe dead on
the floor, I can't even imagine mom scream. So here's
what he learned about comedy after that, mean, Frank, it.

Speaker 10 (09:46):
Was a good lesson, though it did teach you like, oh,
not everything's funny. There are things that hurt people, And
you know, i'd certainly look back at my own work
and their regrets I have, But I don't love comedy
that it hurts people or makes fun of people.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
You know, on the radio, we used to make fun
of people a lot more like we'd make fun of
like if there was like a heavy news anchor in town,
we'd make fun of the heavy news anchor or somebody
who was bald or short or whatever. And then I
got older and I realized that's not funny, that's just meaning.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
It hurts them.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Punching down.

Speaker 8 (10:20):
You're punching down.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
And it hurts them, and it embarrasses them because their
friends will hear it. And there was a woman in Columbus, Ohio,
back when I was like twenty four years old that
I used to make fun of because she was heavy
and she was a news anchor, and I wish that
I could get a hold of her and say, she
probably wouldn't even talk to me now. And I was
just like just such a jerk, and I thought it
was funny. But what puzzled me was that the people

(10:41):
that I worked with never came in and said, Dave,
you know what, dial it back, that's not funny. Maybe
just society was different back then.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Probably just was the standard back then. I just thought
that that stuff was funny to me.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Now, by the way, you want your fat not funny.
Post Malone is on stage during Coachella and close it out,
he brings up jelly Roll and Ed Sheeran, what I

(11:20):
guess that was it jelly Roll or post Malone? Oh?

Speaker 8 (11:24):
Here it is.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Post Malone learned to never challenge a brit to a
beard chug in competition. So here's what happened Sunday night.
Ed Charon gets up on stage with Posty as a
surprise guest and they did Sunflower and afterward They toasted
with red solo cups and then raced to sea who
could finish their bud light first. Charon being a Brit
A bunch of drunks only needed a couple of seconds.

(11:46):
Need to watch Posty Cascade beer from the side of
the cup. So never get a beer chugging contest with
a Brit.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Okay, I didn't know Brits were the drinkers. I thought
it was like the Scottish and the Irish.

Speaker 8 (11:58):
Irish, they're all the same, Jenny, they are not.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
That would be like us saying, yeah, Midwesterners are the
same as Southerners.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
No, they are not.

Speaker 8 (12:06):
I really don't know. I've never been to England.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
No, there's the thing that's a big difference between Midwesterns
and Southerners. I think Brits, Scottish, all of them.

Speaker 8 (12:14):
They can be under an umbrella. I see where Dave's going.
They're all the same. Bought.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Jennifer Lopez might have identified husband number five you guys.
Last weekend, she was spotted flirting with a race car
driver named Lewis Hamilton. She went to his garage oh
before the Formula one Saudi Arabian Grand Prix. She wore
a late text jumpsuit in bubblegum pink, and I will
tell you she looks kind of hot and the guy

(12:43):
that she's with looks like he's about thirty years old.
And j Loo, remember is seventy three tomorrow. Seventy three tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (12:53):
That makes it that list j Loo looking for guys
to eat?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, well you're already taken. So, by the way, what's funny.
I don't know if you saw video that we did yesterday.
Jenny and I are sitting on the couch and Bailey
is basically giving us questions. So Bailey's not in the video,
but it's questions like who would you hook up with if.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
There were no consequences?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
And then Jenny would show me a picture, and then
I would show her a picture. And there are all
people that work here at the radio station, so we
knew each other.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
It was so funny because one of them was like,
who do you wish you'd never met? And I showed
her my picture and it's somebody that I've talked about
on the radio, but I'm not going to bring it
up on the radio. And then she shows me her
picture of who she wishes she never met, and I
laughed about it all day. I wish I could tell you. Yeah,
but that's the point. Yeah, but go secret tea.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
I wish I could tell you what Dave's was too,
But which one I can't. Who you wish you would
have never met? That's probably your most ridiculous one, that one.
And I was shocked by your who you had a
sex dream about?

Speaker 8 (13:55):
Yeah, I wonder if I was that picture.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, I didn't even see any of the pictures, so
you know who they are.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Well, you didn't tell me I didn't tell you. No,
you didn't tell me anything.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh okay, well no, no, let me know. Okay, all right,
go watch the video. It's on Instagram Dave Ryan Show.
That is the dirt for now. We'll have more for
you coming up in a minute. On Katie w Be
doing You, Vonce Sturned the Pot, Vaunt is back, can't
wait to stir the pots us on Vat's mind coming
up next on KDBU Vant had the day off yesterday.
It wasn't feeling too good, but he's back with a

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passion today and read to stir the pot.

Speaker 8 (14:31):
What's up? Oh friends?

Speaker 4 (14:33):
If we're at a buffet or we're at a function
with a buffet like my sister's birthday party. That's where
I was at this weekend. If you grab a third plate,
you're fat. No, I'm kidding, You're not fat. But put
a third plate down. After two plates, you should be
done at that buffet. You should not be hopping back
in line. Really, no, this common courtesy when you're at buffets.
I understand it's a buffet. But the first plate is like, Ooh,

(14:55):
I'm hungry, I'm starving. I'm gonna grab a little bit
of whatever everything that I want.

Speaker 8 (14:59):
That's fine.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Second plate is, oh, okay, now I know what my
taste blood's like. I'm gonna grab a little bit more chicken,
a little bit more tri color pasta third plate.

Speaker 8 (15:07):
What are we doing here? Sit down? You know what.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
I'm usually full by middle of plate number two. That's
what I'm saying. So I mean, I say, go back
as many times as you want. But I think because
you go back the first time, it's kind of a
shmortgish sport. It's kind of a sampling. You get your
meat loaf, you get your three bean salad, the t
get your chicken wings, you get a little bit of

(15:31):
like chips and dip, and whatever, and then you come
back and you go, oh, you know what, that tricolored
pasta is really good. I'm going back for that. And
while you're back, you look at something that you oh,
I'm going to try the rolls or whatever too, and
do you eat that? And you're like halfway through it,
you're like ball car or real cars, ruder or golf
as you're unbuttoning the top of your pants.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, I don't think it's bad because I think, like
you said, you said the third plate that's wrong. But
the second plate is by the time like, okay, first plan,
I'm gonna try the first half of things, and then
the second plate as I try the second half of everything.
The third plate is when I go back to get
the stuff that I like. And then the fourth plate
is just like, you know what, that's a dessert. I'll

(16:11):
get a fourth dessert.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
I never get deserted a buffet. It's like, I'm so
full of meat loaf and corn bread, I just have
no desire for dessert.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
After the second plate, you can go for desserts or whatever.
But I'm talking about a third plate of food. No,
because the first plate, like I said, is all like
you just you're feeding your eyes before your mouth.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
You grab everything right, you grab everything in the first half.

Speaker 8 (16:30):
Of the buffet. No, you have grabbed second half of
the buffet.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
You haven't even gone up to see.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
You're wrong. And this is where I think you're wrong.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
If I go to like like Bailey, But I think
that if I go to the Golden Corral, I trapes
through the entire buffet scouting things out and be like
a broccoli, no spinach, salad, en pass on that when
cottage cheese and maybe take a little. But I'm going
through the whole thing, getting my favorites and everything. And

(16:58):
then if I go back the second time, it's to
get more of what I like, Like, oh my god,
that fried chicken was really good.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
That makes total sense.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
The third time for me, that's the third.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
I can't really remember the last time I've been to
a buffet, so I'm trying to think.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
But I don't think I ever go for more.

Speaker 8 (17:15):
Than seconds, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (17:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
But I also I'm like a weird person who doesn't
like my food to touch, so like I keep my place,
so seriously, I mean, it's okay if they touch a
little bit, but for the most part I try to
keep it separate. So in that case, there could be
a chance I go for a third because I want
my food to kind of like not blend together till
it is in my stumach.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
That's funny because you know what, my daughter Beth is
the same way. She does not like foods to touch.
But let me ask you another question. In including you
listen to the show, do you eat foods in order
from least favorite to favorite? For example, if I've got coalslaw,
and then I've got like mashed potatoes, and then I've
got baked beans, and then I've got like chicken strips,

(17:56):
I eat the coalslaw, then probably the baked potatoes, then
the what ever I eat in order, I I like
at least too.

Speaker 8 (18:02):
I like it. Does anybody else do that?

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (18:05):
No, to say the best last starting.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
The pot I said, if you're at a buffet or
like a party with a buffet, you should not be
going back up for a third plate. There are people
textings saying, what about dessert as a third plate?

Speaker 8 (18:15):
That's fine.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
I'm just saying you shouldn't go on for the third
plate of food, and every capacity's wrong, right, in terms
of food, Why have you not eaten everything yet? Like
the first plate, I feel like if we're at a
birthday party, it's a paper plate.

Speaker 8 (18:27):
You should have so much plate on, so much food
on your plate that you have two plates to hold plates.
And then the second plate is just the best of
the best. I'm not going back for a third and aything.
Let's all go out to home. What is the open
still around?

Speaker 1 (18:40):
We need to go to freaking taking you guys, I'm
leaving my family and Maple Grove.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
Looked at us and we're like, let's go to a buffet.

Speaker 8 (18:48):
So you weren't talking to us.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
Who you're talking to the bird?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
What's your first stop of the buffet? Salisbury steak? Anybody else?
So got a little painted on fake grill marks. They're
not real, they're fake painted on grill marks.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
My first stop is the first half of the buffet,
right in front of my face.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Bar Yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (19:10):
Go with that.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
I sit down. I'll come back and get the second
half of the buffet.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
I don't understand Bailey's want if you just took your
radio on, Bailey said that at a buffet, her first
plate is the first half.

Speaker 8 (19:20):
And then show sit down, go back up. Second half. No,
you got a trail through the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
There's nothing good in the second half of the buffet.
Don't want to eat everything like peas with Carris.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
And I'll have a smaller second plate.

Speaker 8 (19:31):
I can't you know what. I am so done with you.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
Done with you. That's usually the most full bin is
the piece with it.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Also, by the time you get to your third plate,
everybody nobody else is eating, so you kind of look
like a fat he just kidding.

Speaker 8 (19:47):
But not really going up for a third plate.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
You're the only one in the line, and people are
like Bailey's going back pregnant.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
It is Katie w coming up things we think we
need but we really don't. And there's a bunch I'll
tell you next. On KDWB, you gotta do a big
birthday shout out.

Speaker 8 (20:12):
Jackson is nine. He's on the bus.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
They play KADWB on the bus on the way to
school up in Saint Cloud having birthday Jackson from everybody
here on kd double ub that bus driver's got great taste.

Speaker 11 (20:26):
Or do.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
All right?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Thanks for all the comments about the buffet and what
you go to first, and whether a lot of people
on to save the I'm on team Bailey, and I
go to the buffet and then I go get like,
you know, the first half of the buffet, sit down
and eat all that stuff, and go back and go
to the second half of the bus in order of
the buffet. I don't I do agree to each their own.
I support your right to be wrong.

Speaker 8 (20:52):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Rowan texts in and says, nah, you hit the salad
bar first, get your token health foods so you can
feel better about eating one hundred meat balls.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Exactly, Rowan, exactly.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Okay, this is interesting because we're all told we need things,
and we're advertised to buy things, but a lot of
things we don't need. On social media, we get brainwashed
into believing we need things that we don't. For example,
expensive weddings is a big one. Also expensive funerals and
pricey coffins. I had a friend that worked in the future,

(21:26):
Brentley worked in the funeral business. He worked at he
worked at it, Yeah he did. He sold plots, coffins, ceremonies, funerals,
all that stuff. And he said it is the biggest
upsell business ever. Oh so yeah, and he'll take great
you know, I mean, not him but the industry, and
I'm not pointing to everybody, but they'll you know, target
grieving families and they'll be like, well, you definitely want

(21:47):
to get the nine thousand dollars coffin not the six
thousand dollars coffin.

Speaker 8 (21:53):
Why well, because this one has wi Fi. You get
bored down there.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
So that's one to watch for expensive weddings because you
compare yourself. You see a wedding on your friend's Instagram
and you're like, there's your friend Shannon got married. She's
got eighteen bridesmaids. They had a horse drawn carriage and
they had a like a helicopter take them to the wedding.
And it's like, oh, well I got to do that
because Shannon did that. Yeah, I know you really don't. No,
you don't at all.

Speaker 8 (22:18):
Save your money for something. I mean, you do you
it makes you happy? You do you.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Another one that we think we need, but we don't.
Super white teeth to the point where it looks unnatural.
And I think we've all seen somebody. I think when
somebody get like tooth implants or like older people to
get dentures and their teeth are they got an old face.
But super super white teeth. That's kind of a bad look.
Let me see your teeth, Jenny, you get nice teeth,

(22:41):
thank you? Yeah, Bailey, yellow looks like a bunch of
pieces of corn in there. No, I'm kidding. Another one
plastic surgery. A lot of the time we think we
need it, but we do not. A twelve step skincare routine.
People think they need it because they see it on
social media. Social media itself is another one. An expensive,

(23:05):
endless stream of clothing and accessories to follow every trend
of things we think we need. Fabric softener. Do you
guys know about this one?

Speaker 8 (23:12):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Fabric softeners are like they're like younger people are kind
of like ignoring and rejecting fabric softener because we really
don't need it.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:21):
Do you use bounce sheets? You guys? After you you
don't use bounce in the dryer?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Well, I use dryer sheets, but I don't use fabric softener.

Speaker 8 (23:28):
Yeah, we use both.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Yeah, Well I don't really notice a difference on either,
like after using either.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Just like, yeah, a car, now, we do need a car,
but we don't need a new car immediately after you
paid off the current one. But a lot of people
they get their four year payment, five year payment, all done.
They're like, hey, a car is five years old. Now
it's at twenty nineteen. Let's start. Lit's look at a
new car.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Yeah no, I run my car to the ground.

Speaker 8 (23:52):
Well, u's your car Bailey twenty fifteen, twenty fifteen, one.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Before that was nineteen ninety four, suckl ran it into
the ground.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, mine's a twenty nineteen and I have no ideas
of getting a new car.

Speaker 8 (24:04):
All I like my car. No interested in Jenny, what
years your car?

Speaker 5 (24:08):
What is the twenty twenty five? I think it's a
twenty twenty or twenty twenty one. But I the first
car I ever had. I literally finished my final payment
and then got a new one accident and total of
it today. I was like going to have that car
for forever. I got in my senior year of college.
I would still have that car, and then I had
to get a new one. And so, yeah, it was

(24:30):
super annoying.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Other things we think we need but we don't are
a new phone every year, no matter the price. They
said that was the most common answer because people think
they have to have the latest tech and features. Other
people do it for a status symbol, and some people
notice the manufacturers push it too, But I couldn't tell
you the difference between an iPhone thirteen plus Max and
an iPhone sixteen or whatever the latest model is. Some

(24:53):
of them still. If you see somebody that still has
an iPhone with one camera lens on the back, you
can laugh at them.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
That or a button, Yes, the button's wild if you
see that. I know someone who gets the new iPhone
every time it comes out each year.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
It blows my mind.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
This person is so bad with money and loves luxury,
but it blows my mind that you feel like.

Speaker 8 (25:11):
You need is it who I'm thinking?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
You don't know this person?

Speaker 8 (25:15):
I don't. Okay, gosh, I.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Can tell you as the youngest person on the show,
I stop caring years ago because they all you can't.

Speaker 8 (25:20):
I don't know what they do different.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
You can't tell me any I mean, there's like maybe
like half a PicTel of better resolution or like this,
you know, a little bit faster processing.

Speaker 8 (25:28):
I've had this one for maybe four years. I don't care.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, I think mine's like three or four years old too.
So okay, other things we think we need, but we
do not a lot of things. For babies, especially new things.
Somebody said babies don't need things. Parents think they need things.
Somebody else said a lot of things for dogs. I
get it, you love your dog, but like babies, they'll
survive without all the junk.

Speaker 8 (25:49):
I will tell you this.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
If you have a baby and you have grandparents and
brothers and sisters or whatever, that baby probably has too.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
Many little play I know that my Allison's little.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Girls, Susan overbuys for them because it's like, okay, Christmas.
First of all, they get present from mom and Dad,
Then they get present from the other grandparents, and they
get presents from the aunts and uncles, and then Susan
will run down to like you know whatever, target, to
the toyo aisle or Amazon and buy way too many.
It's like they've got so many toys they can't play
with them all.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah, and then they get thick of them anyway, and
they end up on the floor.

Speaker 8 (26:25):
So like what was donate them?

Speaker 5 (26:27):
My sister is the queen of buying things off Facebook Marketplace.
It was my niece's birthday yesterday and she literally got
a bike for like twenty bucks that was probably like
a five hundred dollars bike brand new.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
See that's the thing, because you're probably get it off
a Facebook marketplace because somebody's had a bike that's too
small for their kid. Another one is the little playmobiles
where it's like it looks like a Flintstones car. You
know exactly what I'm talking about. Every parent has got one.
I assembled one for Ava about three years ago. They
probably never ride around it anymore, so it'll sit out
the end of the driveway with a free sign on

(26:57):
it sometimes.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
So those are great.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Again, Please give me your stuff so I can sell
it for you.

Speaker 8 (27:03):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
A couple of more things that we think we need
but we really don't gender reveal. Okay, those are kind
of losing favor a little bit, but whatever. Another one
to carry a water bottle around and drink water all
day long. You really don't need to do that, but
a lot of people do.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Oh god, I feel like it's not bad for you.

Speaker 8 (27:21):
It's it's not terrible.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
I'm going to continue doing it.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Gobs of toothpaste. They say you only need a pea
sized amount of toothpaste.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
I've heard that. Really, I've the whole bristle.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
I put probably a lima bean sized, a lima bean
sized peeth like a marble, like a kid's playing marble.

Speaker 9 (27:40):
Yeah, I use a really small you really yes goes
so far? So far had no idea? Okay, that is
you can't make this stuff up on KTWB. Launch it
right into the daily Bailey on KDEWB. Let's see what's
on Bailey's mind.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yesterday's you did bird Sounds, which was really stupid, but
everybody really enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah, you missed out like a bird rats day.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Okay, Today is Earth Day and we remember in school
how we celebrated Earth Day was that we'd like plant
seeds and milk cartons, picking up trash outside watching nature documentaries.
So I have a question today, if you could invent
a holiday or hype up an already existing holiday, how
would you celebrate it in school?

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (28:26):
Oh wow, So.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
If you could invent a holiday or hype up one
that's already existing, because there's so many holidays that exist already,
how would you celebrate that holiday in school? I will
explain mine while you have time to think of yours.
National Pet Day, which is April eleventh, so we missed it. Unfortunately.
National Pet Day is the holiday I would hype up
in school where everyone would show up and do a

(28:49):
show and tell with their pets, just like a picture
of the pet is fine because I don't expect everyone to.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Bring in their dogs and cats and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
So a picture of your pet, you talk about your
pet to the class, and then you wear your pet
on a button that you get to wear around all
day to show off your pet their little faces. There'd
be a special assembly during the school day, like in
the gym, kind of like where you like at a
zoo where they say, like this is a parrot, and
you know, one of those kind of special assemblies. But
then they would have dogs and cats and iguanas and

(29:18):
birds and fish.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Maybe we would make little like pet masks.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
That we could wear around for some and let somebody
else go, will you?

Speaker 3 (29:27):
And it would be next, next, next.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I'm gonna do music in your school's day because I
think that it'd be like if you like bring in
a little easy to play instruments and introduce them to
kids and and then have like a band come in,
a band that's like a like a symphonic band and
a rock band and like a polka band with an
accordion and a banjo.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
You'd have also a special assembly.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
And encourage kids to to get into music and inspire them.
And it's like and then you know, like I don't know,
maybe you can rent or give away like some music instruments,
like something that's easy to play, like a ukulele or
a recorder or something like that, depending on the age.

Speaker 8 (30:05):
Jenny, what do you got?

Speaker 5 (30:06):
I don't know if this already exists, but I would
do like a National Get Outdoors Day and all classes
would be held outdoors. Obviously, Kenny and Weather, I know
that that would probably never work. Teachers wouldn't go crazy
trying to keep their kids in control as they're running
around outside. But I just think it'd be super fun
for them to host all their classes outdoors and just
have the kids out in nature.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
That'd be so fun, you know.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
That's kind of what we would always ask for, like
can we do class outside today?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Or you love that when the teacher be like going
outside and you'd sit on the school lawn and whatever.

Speaker 8 (30:36):
What about you may first is college decision day.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
It's usually when students decide, Okay, I'm going to commit
to X, Y or Z school.

Speaker 8 (30:43):
I think younger kids like not just high.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Schoolers should be able to do I don't know they
could choose a school because of the colors. That's what
I almost did when I went to college, or just
they should be able to celebrate making a big decision,
because I think that's important.

Speaker 8 (30:53):
Kids need to learn decision making skills. Oh wow, really
like practical?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Ours are like a little.

Speaker 8 (30:58):
Bit Sorry, I couldn't think of anything.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Were good, Thank you, Bailey. Guys, all right, we're giving
away Charlie XCX tickets coming up in like every half
an hour starting at seven oh five. We'll have another
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(31:22):
house slipper, bedroom slipper, And if you get your trivia
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