June 12, 2025 • 46 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you google the word porky, it'll say did you
mean Bailey The Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm kad WB.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I got to mention that I am on the Mall
of America's latest podcast. The Mall of America does a
podcast and it is dropped yesterday, and if you go
to the iHeartRadio app and search Mall of America, there's
the podcast. I think they did two parts because I
had so many stories to tell, including the story of
the in Sync water balloon and one of the most
infamous incidents ever to take place at the Mall of America.
(00:29):
If you've never heard the story, Basically there was in
Sync at the height of their fame. They did an
appearance in the rotunda Mall of America and it lasted
about three and a half minutes because somebody chucked a
water balloon off the top deck and their management said,
we're out of here, kids.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
So tell the story about how we know a little
bit more than most people about that, because if I
remember right, it was a KDWB event. Welcome to The
Dave Ryan Show. We're going to do something we've never
done before. Bailey is going to play the Bachelor at
Bachelor at the single woman in a dating game. Now
we're going to get three people on the phone, and
(01:04):
we don't care if it's men or women or whatever matter.
We don't care. And you don't even have to be single.
You just have to do the best and Bailey will
choose you for the date. Or if you'd rather have cash,
we'll give you cash. Nineteen dollars and thirty seven cents
with a balance. It's all I have left. Oh, it's
all I have left. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting somethress.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I'm getting some reps in for dating because you know,
you can never have too many date reps in, I think,
because I.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Think, yeah, yeah, you good had it. Soon's going to
screen the calls here six five, one, nine, eight nine klb.
And at the end of that, if you get chosen,
you get a one in three chance of winning a
date with Bailey or nineteen dollars and thirty seven cents. No,
overwhelmingly I think people will choose the nineteen dollars and
thirty seven cents.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I think they're going to choose a date with me.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's a cocktail. That's a cocktail downtown Minneapolis, or is
it still a cocktail downtown many, I.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Would yeah, it would cover one. Oh, let's not go downtown.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
We're gonna head out uh to Malacca on our dates
and then we can get two cocktails.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Two in a plastic cup. I love it all right.
So we're gonna wait for calls. We got some people.
It's gonna takevon to second to screen through them. So
if you want to be on the dating Game with Bailey,
and then let's get you on the show. Six five
one nine nine kd W B. I think we have
two callers. You want to meet our you want to
meet our potential dat I certainly do. Let's meet him
(02:29):
right now, Bachelor number one, right down. Bachelor number one
is Matt Hi, Matt, Hello, Welcome to the Bailey Dating Game.
Tell us a little bit about yourself. Matt.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Uh, you know I have green hair.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
I like karaoke and long walks from the beach.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hair green hair.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I once had pink hair, so I know how that feels.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
So I get cheap insurance.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Fabulous, I've viz cheap insurance. So he's funny. Welcome to
the show, Matt. So let's meet bachelor number two on
the Bailey Eating Game. This is Mike. Hello, Mike, Hey,
good morning. Are you calling because you want a date
with Baylor or you really need nineteen dollars and thirty seven.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Cents contemplating the cash?
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Really right now?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I gotcha? The heck, Mike, Mike, tell us something about yourself.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
I enjoyed doing multiple different things, and I'm no good
at any of them.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, good doing it?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
At least he's honest. Okay, he's a jack of all trades,
but not a master of any.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
And your third is Bachelor number three. Pearl, Hi, Pearl, Hi,
tell us about yourself, Pearl, Welcome to the Bailey dating game.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
I'm a redhead at superhero.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, Okay, she's a redheads, she's superhero. Okay, Bailey, fire
away with your questions.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
All right, Bachelor number one, that's my Matt, That's Matt.
Bachelor number one, Matt. What would you describe as a
perfect date?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (03:50):
Uh, sushi?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Probably Benny Hannah. You know, we gotta love the shrimp
sauce and just get to know you.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Okay, all right, chatting and Benny Hannah love to see that.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Bachelor number two, Mike, what movie never fails to make
you cry?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh? I'm gonna have to go with Lion King.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Why.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
It's just something that's always stuck with me. You know,
I got a big heart.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Fabulous.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I love that, good answer.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yes, Okay, Bachelor number three, Pearl, who do you think
should foot the bill for a dinner date?
Speaker 8 (04:28):
I'm the person that asked the other person out.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Okay, person who asks the other person out. That makes sense,
that makes sense. Okay, because they're your guest. I guess Okay, fabulous.
Well I'll go back up to Bachelor number one, Matt,
say that money is no object. Matt, what kind of
gift would you give your significant other?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Probably something you know meaningful to them?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Okay, like what's a what's a thing? I mean obviously
meaningful to them, but like if you could have, you know,
a million dollars card Beef Brady's gift card.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Matt, You're gonna You're gonna get some Bailey is what
you're going to get? Bailey Bailey. I think you're in
the lead, but I'm not choosing.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Okay, Going Bachelor number two, Mike, you've won a lifetime
award for doing something.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Kindness?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Just kindness, you know, kindness.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
And mine would be Complaining Award for complaining the statue
of me with my arms angrily crossed across my chest
with my mouth open and maybe.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Okay, Bachelor number three, Pearl, if you could anamorph style
transform into one animal, what animal would that be?
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Oh? I think I bear combination of like pegasys and
it's gonna sound funny, but a raccoon.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
A raccoon pegasy so a flying raccoon.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Essentially, Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
How baked are you right now? Pearl? Did you you start.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Smoking the squirrel part, I mean the raccoon parts?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Like, no, But seriously, how much we have you smoked today?
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Pearl?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I'm joking. I'm joking, Edny, None yet, none yet.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Okay, this is the last question. Bachelor number one, what
is your perfect Saturday?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Matt noon? And then uh, just living life?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Living life? That sounds so fun.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
All right, I'm going across the board here with this
perfect Saturday question? So Bachelor number two, Mike, what is
your perfect Saturday?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Probably wake up next to Bailey Seyn't she wants to
run out to dunk and grab it and then see
what the web. Head to a park, have a picnic
and just hang out, enjoy the weather, the outdoors to.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Choose, Mike, now my wake up, get up, personalize. It's like,
this is.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
The last question I got to wake up next to Bailey.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
All right, Pearl, Bachelor number three, what would be your
perfect Saturday?
Speaker 8 (07:16):
My perfect Saturday would wake up, have a nice preface,
maybe pancakes or friends toes this nice day, go out,
enjoy the day, Go for a walk by the rivers. Yeah,
in nature?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Okakay, get out in nature.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Bailey, your time is up. You need to choose a
bachelor to date and then and remember, the bachelor will
have a choice of either a date with Bailey or
I'll venmou nineteen dollars and thirty seven cents.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, okay, well it's really tough, you guys. This is
one of my favorite dating experiences I've ever bet on.
I'm gonna have to say my choice for the dating
game is Bachelor number one.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Matt.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
That's the number one with the beef O Brady gift card.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I like that would answer a lot. I also like
Pearl a lot. But I think Mike should have won
it because Mike said waking up next to Bailey. Yeah,
so naturally too.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
But I'm thinking, like, how big is this gift card
to beefo breaking Yes, that sounds great.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Okay, So Mike, Matt, you are the winner and Pearl
and Mike, thank you so much. I'm a wowfle day.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
So Mike, here's the big de Matt. The big decision
is you want the date with Bailey or do you
want the nineteen dollars and thirty seven cents? But whatever
everything included, you know, economy in inflation, not to mention tariffs,
you know, yeah, I got to take the money. Yeah. Wow,
you're choosing a chance at hooking up with a radio
(08:44):
DJ Bailey Jay Has You're choosing nineteen dollars and thirty
seven cents.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I mean, you know, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeaham all right. Good job, good job, a good job, Bailey.
I'm sorry, Bailey, it just didn't knock about this.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Maybe next time, Maybe next time we'll be back in
a second.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
On the scale of one to ten, how happy are you?
We're gonna take a little survey on a scale of
one to ten. How happy are you? We'll talk about
it next Woo. You want to hear a little spicy
little statement, A spicy little statement. So I was talking
to a teacher yesterday and I didn't know this. If
you teach at a public school, and I'm not trying
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to be it's a little bit spicy, but I'm not
trying to like ignite any fires or anything. If you
teach it at public school and there's a rotten kid,
let's say his name is Theodore, a little Theodore is
a little jerk. Yeah, it's difficult to kick Theodore out
of school because then you lose funding for the public school.
But if Theodore goes to a charter school, you can
boot him out. Oh, I didn't know this. So that's
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why I guess there's a lot of teachers who have
problems with the Theodores of the world because it's hard
to kick him out. Now, your sister's a teacher, do
you know anything about this?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
She is a teacher. I don't know anything about this.
I could potentially ask her.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
So Theodore can be a jerk and they won't kick
him out unless he I will say that this teacher
I was talking to who said, what we did kick
one kid out of public school because he shoved a
teacher into traffic.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Oh my gosh, yeah, you kick him out of that.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
That did get him expelled. But a lot of stuff
with the teachers have to put up with. They got
to put up with Theodore, the little jerk, because they
can't kick him out because they don't want to lose
the funding and give it all the Theodores. You're going
to lose like seventy five bucks.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I mean, I feel bad for the teachers that have
to put up with the behavior, but I would also
feel bad for Theodore if he gets kicked out of
all the schools.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
He deserves an education.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
He deserves a backhand across the gave, across the lake,
across the lips, Theodore, I give you so. But charter schools,
from what I understand, they can be like, oh Theodore,
oh you looked at me. Funny, you can get your
stuff and get out of this building.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Well you probably would have been kicked out of charter school.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh I would have. I was a little I was
I brought fireworks to school. I used to think it
was funny to go in the girl's bathroom and dance
in the girl's bathroom. That's funny when you're in first grade.
I was always remember there was a refrigerator box in
the first grade classroom one time, so I made up
my mission to figure out how to get into the
top of it because it's very tall. So I climbed
up on a desk. I put a chair on top
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of the desk. I climbed into the refrigerator box with
no plan at all on how I was going to
catch myself from falling eight feet And yeah, so I
fell eight feet in the refrigerator box. Bang myself up
a little bit, do you be oh? God, feet? So
I would have been kicked out, probably both. Anyway, I
thought I would throw that out there. All right, I'm
(11:39):
a public school teacher. Okay, Hello, katiewb It's the Dave
Ryan Show. What's your name?
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
My name is Jackie, Jackie. What do you want to
say about the kick in Theodore out of school?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
So?
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Yes, uh, there is issues with not being able, Like,
I don't what you're talking about. But what I want
to say say is that actually, a lot of times, like
charter schools and private schools, because they have different rules,
they will accept kids at the beginning of the year,
and then once they get the funding for those kids,
then they'll kick those kids out because they'll say that
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they can't support them, and then they get sent to
the public schools, and the public schools actually then don't
get funded for those.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Schools because they didn't register Theodore at the beginning of
the year.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Yeah, okay, and so that's actually another huge issue.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I mean I love the public school I loved that
is what I went to too.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, I love teachers and what they what they put
up with. And this teacher was talking about how one
kid in particular basically ruined her entire school career because
he was so disruptive. He would get violent and the
parents didn't care and so finally and they couldn't kick
him out because it was like, you know whatever, they
would lose funding or something like that. Anyway, enough about that.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
We did get one text that says Alvin is the
bad kid, not Theodore.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
About Simon and Bough. Do you get that joke? Yeah,
I would have the jim most Simon's the nerd?
Speaker 10 (13:05):
What was the d?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Didn't realize that? All right? It's katwb on the Dave
Ryan Show. I was walking yesterday and I was I
was sun by e bike goes out on the trail
that goes between all the way from Hopkins out to Victoria.
It's a long, beautiful trail goes along Lake Minnetonka, goes
through Excelsior. It's a beautiful trail and I'm riding along
and I'm like, you know, just watching people go in
the other way, and I'm like, I wonder why they're
out for a walk. Are they out for exercise, are
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they clearing their head? Are they happy? Are they depressed?
Are they just you know, meeting a friend or whatever?
And I started to overthink, and I thought, how happy
are these people? And then I started to think how
happy are people in general? So we're going to do
a little unscientific poll. Text in at katiewb one, how
happy you are on a scale of one to ten,
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ten being very happy, one being I'm not happy at all.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Yeah, And you are anonymous when you text him.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, we don't know anything about you, and we we
just want we don't really don't want to know why.
I mean, you can say why if you want to.
But the main thing is we're going to average this together.
We're going to add all the numbers up and divide
it by the number of people who played long and
come up with how happy you are? Yeah, Jenny, how
happy are you? I know you've gone through some stuff. Well,
what happy are you right now currently?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I would probably say I'm out like a six, just
because like going through stuff puts a lot of stressors.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
In your life.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
So like I'm happy, but I have bad days.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Truss, Yeah, yeah, Stuss Okay, Dailey, How happy are you?
Scale of one to ten?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Yeah, I would say probably like a seven point five
because I'm a generally like a happy person, or even
an eight because I always think, you know, I could
be happier potentially, but I'm not unhappy, Okay.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Font was on a scale of one to ten, How
happy are you?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Let's say also like a six maybe seven ish, I'm
like okay with life right now, but I know that
there's things like I wish I was just doing more,
and when I go try to find that urge to
do more, it's just like, eh, don't want to and
that's just something I have to deal with.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Most interesting, I'd say about a seven point five. I'm
a generally happy person that has ups and downs like
everybody else. Yeah, so I would say about a seven
point five's yeah, that's I'm not like, yeah, I know
somebody who's always happy. She is just so I'm like,
are you ever not happy. She's like, I choose to
be happy. M hm. We are really about as happy
as we choose to be.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I just think like I have a lot of cool
things in my life, so that makes me happy. I
like the people in my life.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
That makes me happy. But I can be unhappy. It
just depends. It's like a day to day thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Okay, we are getting in some really interesting numbers. They
tend to slant toward the low side. And a lot
of fours and fives.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Oh see, I'm saying, a lot of sevens and eight.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh good, good, good, good good. Here's one little bit
of detail. Currently at a six or seven. But man,
it's a roller coaster going from four to eight any day.
Working in that now, working on that now. With self awareness,
Cookie writes in that she's a nine. Another one says
a mediocre five. So how happy are you? We'll have
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an average for you. Right after we do Dave's Dirt, Bailey,
get out to CAW later figure out what the ap
Dave Ryan Show one on one point three kd WB.
Big news in the dirt was Beach Boy founder and
legendary songwriter genius Brian Wilson passed away he was eighty
(16:19):
two years old, and he was the genius behind the
Beach Boys. I mean, the other guys were He was
one of the brothers. It was Brian Wilson, Carl Wilson,
and Dennis Wilson, and Brian was the one who wrote
all the songs. Then he started to kind of lose
it mentally in the mid sixties, and so then he
stopped writing songs. That's why the Beach Boys really had
no songs after about nineteen sixty six or so, because
(16:41):
he couldn't write anymore. Yeah, it's just sad, and he
couldn't tour. But he really was a musical genius long
life though.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I mean he wasn't like young when he died was
eighty two. Yeah, I mean that's pretty decent.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Bad, not bad. Dolly Parton went streak through Tom Jones's yard.
Who was Tom Jones. He was a sex symbol singer
of probably the middle seventies or so. Here is Dolly Parton.
This was when Tom Jones lived over in bel Air.
I don't know where he lives now, but.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
He was just hot as he could be in sexy
and I had some friends out to Hollywood. I was
living out there at the bel Air Hotel and we
were just out having fun and we'd been out and
had a couple of margarita's and I said, this is
Tom Jones' house and they said, well.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Let's go over there, and I said, no, we can't
go in the yard.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
You know, they must have security.
Speaker 10 (17:24):
And they dared me too streat through the yard because
that was back when everybody was strengthening, and.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
They kept daring me and double dog dare me, and
I just couldn't take it.
Speaker 10 (17:32):
So I just stripped down and ran.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Across the yard and jump back in the car and
put my clothes on.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And now I don't think he saw me.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
If he did, I didn't impress him.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Jolly Partons one hundred and six years old, still sounds
like she's twenty eight.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Joll gosh, how dare you? How dare you?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Dolly's the best someone who is not doing so well though,
As Katy Perry, I feel like she's had a rough ye.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
She just texted and she said two on a scale
of the yeah, what's her happiness scale?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
But people are speculating now that Orlando Bloom, who she's
engaged to, he has coming to his breaking point with
the relationship.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Did you guys talk about the STARTI while I was out?
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Yeh yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
It just says that it actually had a lot to
do with her trip to space and then her lack
of album sales, so just all the backlashes she got,
and now there's just a lot of tension between the
two of them, So they haven't been seen together, they
haven't been great for a few months.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Because if you think you're in love, if your partner's
having a really bad time, it doesn't make you more distant.
I would think it'd be like, hey, come here, let
me make you a hot chocolate, right, let me make
you some French toast and cheer you up a little bit.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Yeah, that's how it should be.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Like when one partner is at like a twenty percent,
the other partner gives eighty percent in the relationship. But
sometimes the partner who's dealing with stuff is also a brat,
And you don't deserve to be treated like a brat
or treated awful because your partner's doing.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Your singing through stuff Like that's not fair to the partner.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Then, Sabrina Carpenter, she just announced that she's releasing her
seventh studio album at the end of August, Boop boop.
And obviously we love Sabrina Carpenter. Here, we're playing like
six of her songs in any given day, which is exciting.
And so she just dropped Manchild last week and that's
the lead single from her new albums.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Man's Best Friend.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
So she previewed instagram the on Instagram the album artwork,
and it's coming out in August. And I'm sure we're
gonna play some of those songs at least some, if not.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
All, Okay, I hope most. And by the way, War
of the Roses comes up in about five minutes right
after we give you the next winner for the weekend.
If you signed up, make sure you're here. Don't leave now,
because we're two minutes away from giving you the Instagram
handle that wins this pair of weekend tickets. I watched
Straw last night on Netflix, Tyler Perry movie Yes on
(19:52):
Vaun's recommendation. So good. It's like this woman is having
a bad day and it gets worse and worse and
worse and worse. And we didn't watch till the end
because it was late, and we went to bed with
about twenty minutes left, but Vaughn's like, oh, you gotta
watch the rest or we will watch the rest.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
I'm glad you co signed it because Tyler Perry's movies
lately have not been all that they They're not as
good as they used to be, but this one definitely
was really, really good.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
You guys remember this song.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
By an artist named Silento. Yes, well, he's going to
prison for thirty years. He pled guilty to voluntary manslaughter,
which was reduced. Originally Mattlis murder an account of felony murder,
so they reduced it apparently. I guess during the pandemic
he felt like mentally ill, was going through some things.
He was arrested at one point for speeding one forty
three miles an hour, and then in a separate incident,
(20:38):
he was charged with two felony counts for a hatchet attack.
So it just seems like a hatchet attack. Yes, I
don't know who, because he gunned down his cousin. That's
why he's going to prison. I don't think the hatchet
attack was against him, but it just seems like he's
been going downhill since the pandemic.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
What's the difference between voluntary manslaughter and murder. I don't know,
because if it's voluntary, that means you did it on
purpose and volunteer to manslaughter.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Someone, huh, that is that is a great question.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
This is a great question. I'm actually like that on
googling this right now. I feel weird googling things like that.
Someone text in the answer, so Genes it says the
crime of killing another person unlawfully in circumstances that do
not amount to murder.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
But what is Maybe murder's got to be premeditated, Like
that's exactly, that's without premeditation. Okay, So involuntary manslaughter would
be like, Okay, I stepped in front of your car
and you killed me.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
No, that's yeah, involuntary, voluntary, voluntary man's life.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I don't know. That's a good ques.
Speaker 9 (21:35):
So maybe it's a crime of passion or something that's
in the moment. All right, let's wrap this up. We're
going to give you the name, the Instagram name in
a second. But Bailey has done the averaging. We asked
him a minute ago, text us how happy you are
on a scale of one to ten. Bailey did the math.
What is our average happy score?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
The average happy score of the KATW b listener is
six point eight okay, not bad, not bad, not terrible.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
There, I want to get that up.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
A little bit more nines and tens than I thought,
and then some like threes and twos, which.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Really skewed doun.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yeah, but most sevens eight six is so six point
eight is the average?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Six point eight not that ad I mean we can
bump that up a couple of points. All right, thanks
for listening. Let's get you the current name for the
weekend tickets right now. Jenny.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
The name is oh yes, the current name and you
have ten minutes and thirteen seconds to call in is Jenny,
and it's spelt j e n n I I underscore
s dot S.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
So Jenny underscore s dot S and Jenny is spelt
j e n n i I. Okay, Jenny underscore s
dot S. Okay, you've got ten minutes thirteen seconds. The
clock is running on you to call sixty five one
nine eight nine KWB and claim your tickets for the weekend,
which is this Saturday night at us Bank Stadium. While
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you're calling in, if you didn't, if you didn't hear
your name, we'll do it again next hour. We'll do
it pretty much like the rest of the morning show
on the thirty fives, and then Fallon and Cole will
have them this afternoon two on the thirty fives. War
of the Roses in the meantime brought to you by
Ovo Lasik and Lends. It's a brand new War of
the Roses. Let's dive in on kd w B good advice.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Your social company would never offer you free flowers for
a survey.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's War of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
On kd WB. Could be one of the oddest War
of the Roses that we've had in a long time,
and we've had some odd ball War of the roses.
But it's really interesting and it happens out west, out
west of the Twin Cities. It's not here, Yeah, it's
out west, somewhere in west. But maya, Maya, sorry, Mayo.
We're not going to say We're not going to say
(23:39):
the town because people might figure out who you are.
But it's a little town, a smaller town out west, yeah,
like fifty fifty the So tell me a little bit
about what's going on. It's you and your husband and
what is making you suspicious?
Speaker 7 (23:57):
So well, we moved your Now it's been about six
months that we moved here, and it is it's a
small town.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Okay, all right, so you move you moved there for
for his work or white exactly.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
We moved here because his job transferred him here, okay.
And you know we've moved around before, so it's it's
tough moving to new towns. And he kept saying I
feel lonely, not like against me, but just he needs
interaction with people. So I said, you know, okay, well
(24:32):
I don't know what.
Speaker 8 (24:33):
Do you want to do?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
And he's like, I think I want to join the
local church Bible study group.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Okay, okay, well, and you know I'm not I'm.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
More spiritual, like he grew up in a Catholic home,
but it's not something that really like practice all the time.
So I was sort of like, oh, okay, well it's cool.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I mean, I know I know several people that like,
you know, you look at him on the street or
a work and you wouldn't know they go to Bible study,
but there they are at the West Would Church on
Wednesday nights. Whatever.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Bible study, that's your outlet for social interactions.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Your mom strikes me as the kind of person goes
to Bible studies. Does mom go to Bible study?
Speaker 10 (25:08):
Could?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
She hasn't, but she could maybe she should go to
Bible study.
Speaker 9 (25:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
So anyway, so he goes to Bible Study. That's his
social connection. Okay, cool, that's great.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Yeah, because he was like, it's either that or the
bar and I thought, I'll go with Jesus instead.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Okay, Jesus. So everything's good, and then all of a
sudden something happens.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Well, we had a barbecue back on Memorial Day to
show our new house to the family, and I went
to go connect the bluetooth to play music, and I
grabbed his phone and I see this playlist called Bible Study,
and I thought, oh, you know, it's a creed like
Christian rock. I was curious and so I clicked on
(25:54):
it and then it's it's not Jesus songs. It is
like sex song, Like.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, why is there sex songs on the Bible Study?
What kind of sex songs are?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
What the sex song?
Speaker 7 (26:10):
It's like, first of all, I had like a wide
range like the Again, and then it had like sexual
healing and Let's get it on and Jojah Cat and like,
oh god, that's so.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Do people actually have a sex and playlist you played
in the Actually, I think it sounds like something out
of a bad movie, where it's like and maybe it's
just one.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
What we don't have a playlist?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Okay, now that's interesting that you don't have a sex
and playlist, but he's got one. The fact that it's
hidden under Bible study.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Yeah, that's like hiding peorn on your computer and calling
it like assignment.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah, somebody is going through your computer, they'll be like, okay,
assignment step that.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
So you wouldn't put it under porn because people would Okay,
I gotcha. Now we're all laughing about this, but this
is kind of serious. So you think that, I mean,
your mind is kind of going, why is it? Where
is he using this Bible study playlist? And then what
what days of the week or Bible study? And what time.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Wednesday nights it's seven to about eight thirty. He usually
gets home at like nine because he helps clean up. Okay,
but you know, of course, now I am I'm starting
to think is something going on?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Like I hope not. You've only lived there for six months. Yeah, yeah,
one of those lonely, lonely Midwestern women out.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
On the prairie boony people out on the prayer.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Booning people here. Now we're, like I said, we're laughing
about this, but this is kind of serious and it is.
But I'm I'm hoping that when we set this trap
and ask him who he wants to send flowers to,
he'll send him to you. But I would definitely be
suspicious too about what the f is a Bible study
playlist with sexual healing? Yeah all right, ye maya, you
(28:01):
hang on frash your fingers will come out. Yeah. Sure,
We'll call him and we'll set the trap where we say, okay, hey,
you win flowers, who do you want to send flowers to?
And hopefully he will send them to you? Okay? You
hey better? All right, hold on, Okay, we get some
big news. We got a winner. Before we get to
part two of War of the Roses, Jenny underscore s
(28:24):
Dot S is that you?
Speaker 7 (28:26):
Yes, oh my god?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
But your name is Jenny? Right? Yes, okay, Jenny, we
need to know to verify it really as you for
the weekend tickets? Who did you tag in your post?
I'm getting it in so much trouble, but I got
two people on there.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
I take my sister Mona Sanchez eight six one, and then.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Marissa Torus my best friend.
Speaker 7 (28:46):
They're gonna have to fight it out.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
What did you post? What did you post? Anyway? What
did you say? What did you say?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I said, sister bonding at weekend on the weekend?
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Why not? And then for my best friend, I just
kind of take carn't. Let's stay with her dash I
love it.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Okay, good you are a winner. Congractuation. You go see
the Weekend on Saturday night at us Bank Stadium on KTWB.
Thank you. I'm excited for you, so good job. We'll
do it again next hour at eight thirty five and
again at nine thirty five. So if you have to leave,
I get it. You're gonna miss part two of War
of the Roses, by the way, but we'll have another
(29:22):
name for you at eight thirty five, So be here
for your chance to win on KTWB. Part de War
of the Roses next on KATIEWB. Are they cheating?
Speaker 8 (29:34):
I find out?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Part two of War of the Roses starts right now
on kt WB.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
So he's been acting a little bit suspicious, well not
even acting suspiciously, but I guess they moved to a
small town out west and you know, like I don't
know if it's Wilmer or hutch or or or something,
Redwood Falls or something anyway, so there's not a lot
of community out there. They don't know anybody. So he's like, well,
I know somebody at church. I'm gonna like join Bible study. Okay, cool,
(30:03):
Bible study sounds good. Give you something to do, give
a little community, a little social thing. Then she's looking
through his phone and she finds his Bible study playlist.
Bible study playlist, And first of all, a Bible study
playlist is a weird thing that happen. It's a weird
thing to happen. And then she opens it up and
it's all sex and songs. Let's get it out the weekend.
(30:24):
And you're like, wait a second, Okay, this are you
seeing somebody when you're supposedly at Bible study. Let's find out.
We'll get to the bottom of this right now. On
War of the Roses. By the way, at the end
of War of the Roses, there's a brand new War
of the Roses song. You gotta hear it's a brand
new War of the Roses song. It's coming up. After
(30:44):
we find out what's up on War of the Roses.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Give you.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Thanks, Devin for taking that survey. Really appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
So now that we've gotten that out of the way,
I can send those long stem romantic red roses to
whoever you would like. So what's the name that I
can send those roses to?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Okay, you're not gonna send it to me. You'll send
them directly to the.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
First I tell you to him.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Yeah, I'll send them on behalf of you.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Sure, Okay, it's Anna's.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
All right?
Speaker 7 (31:22):
Who's Anna? Why are you sending them to me? H?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
What?
Speaker 7 (31:31):
It's your wife on the phone. Who is Anna?
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
If she's in my Bible study?
Speaker 10 (31:38):
You know?
Speaker 7 (31:40):
Do you guys have your little sexy playlist? Is that
who you made the playlist for?
Speaker 4 (31:45):
What? No?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
What do you What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
How did you see this is about? I just let
him sit there for a minute because it's like I
usually say, Hey, guess what your wife is listening right now?
But I think you kind of figured out your wife
is listening right now. This is all set up. It's
all there's no roses. It's all a trap, Devin, to
see who you would send roses to, and and she
put us up to this. We're we're back in the
cities on KTWB to see who you would send flowers to.
(32:10):
But you say it's all innocent. It's a it's this
is and a girl is in your Bible study group.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
She's a nice woman at church, she's in my my
Bible study group.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Why would you send her flowers though? That are romantic
red roses to a woman in your Bible study?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
What is going on?
Speaker 7 (32:28):
I found your stupid playlist that said Bible study on it. Uh, yeah,
you're not saying anything, but Devin, what the.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
Look?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
It's like a joke that we have in the group.
You know that. I mean, this is music. Of course
you wouldn't.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
Are you actually going to Bible study? Are you going
to Bible study?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:55):
I'm like obviously, okay, fantastic. Uh do you a Bible
versus you love?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Maya?
Speaker 7 (33:02):
Okay? Look, now you're the unreasonable you know what I mean?
You could choose the Old Testament of the New Testament.
You've got a Bible verse that you love. But don't
bring God into this, all right, don't forgotten? Are you
getting me? What is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I mean there's always like Genesis one one in the beginning. Yeah, yeah,
twenty third Psalm in the New Testament.
Speaker 7 (33:27):
Again, I'm not really religious, but you should take a
look at something.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yeah, how about just look in your husband's phone.
Speaker 7 (33:36):
Okay, oh that's interesting. I haven't heard that one.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Bible.
Speaker 7 (33:43):
I don't understand what you call me about a playlist?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
All right, I mean I'm going to Bible study.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
You're out.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
What is going on with you?
Speaker 7 (33:52):
Something is weird and I don't understand it. And then
you're sending flowers to some.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
And know, it's just a friend. She's a nice like
I said, she's a nice woman in the group. I
just thought she could use a little pick me up.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
You know, well what about your wife? Yeah, sure, you.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Want some flowers, or get you some flowers. I don't care.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
I'd like to know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
And look, I'm going to the church every Wednesday. I mean,
it's nothing about it, you know, Anna, It's just she's
someone in the Bible Bible group. I mean that's all okay.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I mean I guess she's Do you buy any of
his stuff? No, not at all. No, No, it's a
playlist with the weekend and those A cat called Bible joke,
A joke.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Joke like that Bible study. I don't joke like that
with my pastor. That's a weird thing to joke about.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
I wasn't here for this.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
So did we ever find out what kind of specific
weekend songs on there? Because one of most of his
songs are overally sexual.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
I don't know what songs, but yeah, pick one. They're
all tread sexual healing. You're getting healed by God? I
don't think so.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Mm hmm, all right, what do you think of War
of the Roses? Let me know, we got a brand
new War of the Roses song highlighting some classic episodes
of War of the Roses. Let's do it right now
on Katie w B. I think it's a little bit twisty,
turney a little bit, but I promise you this has
never even come close to happening on War of the
Roses before.
Speaker 8 (35:21):
I note this.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
One day, the picture of me was looked over again.
I could see hands prints on the wall.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
What did he do? What did you find that makes
you want to figure out whether he's Cheatings.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
Came across a pair of black underwear of his covered
in white cat hair, And we.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Do not own a cat.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
I walk in the bedroom and she's on all fours
button naked.
Speaker 7 (35:51):
She's still mean. It starts banging on the front door,
like pounding, and it's his ex girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (35:59):
Into you to sit to.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
And noticed on af boop there was a bruise there.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
It was perfectly round, had like a higgy, notes, said Bradley.
Since you're whining and dining my wife anyway.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
I thought I sent you some more wine.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
You piece of shoes. You were being a little bit
cagy about who that guy was.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I don't know who the guy is. I told you
man like to look up for other people.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
Well, no, you said that you used to.
Speaker 8 (36:27):
I heard you.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
I know what you sound like.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
I think it's kind of an appropriate to stay on
the radio.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
It'd be worse to be made the sound honey energy
on me red and.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
On the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
I was in the bathroom and I was trying to
find eye drop and I found instead.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I see that there's makeup remover in there.
Speaker 8 (36:52):
So I was wondering, like, where does this come from?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
I mean, it's not his.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
I know my own and it's definitely not the brand
that I buy. I would like some answers as to
why you're sending cards like I licked it, so it's
mine to someone. I think you missed on understood, not
you're you're missing part. I'm sorry, Joyce a lollipop because
I don't think I know.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
On the was on the sofa, even in the cell.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Wasn't she got the package.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
It was an extender.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
She had me used it that night, and I despised it.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
She's seen someone who's extended already.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Since some people say it makes a huge no pun
intended difference, honey, men and.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
The bed.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
So they're betraying you by catching you in a lie.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I mean they're they're lying to me and whatever.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
I mean, you guys, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
There's kind of hair that had.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
Been partially caught behind his eye. The doctor told us
that it was a.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Pre There's no way you should be drinking another woman's breath.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Knock or how Ryan? I mean what it's none of
my business, but I mean we're all here. Did you
drink the coffee?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
I mean like the punchline, sorry, punchline, the result dog?
Speaker 8 (38:28):
What the is going on here?
Speaker 4 (38:30):
Man?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Oh god? Why would she lie to Zach and then
hook up with you? She like gets some emotional stuff
from him, she gets some physical stuff from me. That's
a good deal.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
You said your brother ate to talk about with you.
Speaker 8 (38:44):
And you just don't like him because when I was.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
My brother.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Oh that's not important to the story.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Good job, Bo, thank you nicely put together.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Yes, the PRODUSA.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
It was kind of funny because I was like, you know,
let's play that War of the Roses song punch, Like,
oh yeah, I did a new one. It's like, how
did you forget? Because I did it like Monday night.
Speaker 6 (39:08):
I finished it Monday night, and it was after we
had already spoke, because we talk every night about things
we did.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
So I was just like, oh, yeah, forgot about this. Well,
we appreciate it. On KTBB, if you miss any War
of the Roses, you can go back and listen to
classic War of the Roses episodes on the iHeartRadio app.
Also on the iHeartRadio app. Search the Mall of America
podcast because this week I am the special guest on
the Mall of America podcast and talk about some of
the cool things that katbdb has done there, some of
(39:34):
the great memories, some of the things that did not
go so well that we did it Mall of America.
Just search Mall of America on the iHeartRadio app? Is
it right now? It came out yesterday, baby, you should
link it on your Instagram stories. I already did.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
Oh okay, yeah, I did go to Dave's Instagram story.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Then, oh, you know what is on my Instagram?
Speaker 10 (39:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Bernie.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Bernie could be the dog because I'm gonna go meet
Bernie tomorrow. Here's the probably a little dilemma. So I'm
going to Colorado next week. I get to check on
like everything from pine beetles to mice, and because we
have a house out there, and Susan's like, you're not
going to bring Bernie home on Friday and then expect
me to be alone with Bernie all next week? And
(40:16):
I'm like, what, It'll be great.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Yeah, she can get to know him. They play guards,
they can get tea.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
You know she doesn't want to.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
Oh will you have to get him right away?
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I don't know. I mean, I think the protocol is
probably to get him right away, but I don't know.
But I won't be able to. So will you watch Jenny?
Will you watch Bernie? Jenny? You watch dogs? Will you
watch Bernie? For absolutely? Would except already have dogs during
that day much another one.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
You love dogs, I do, but I also respect other
owners and I don't allow a million dogs to be
at my house.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Bailey, I'm busy. Oh, I will already have a dog.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
Right.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Let's do this.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
Today on the daily, Bailey.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
I want to talk about urban legends from your youth,
because we all have one and you just got to
think about it. I'm gonna tell you mine. In elementary school,
in the back by, like all of the playgrounds, we
had a couple of playgrounds. There were these little like
patch of woods and if you looked through the woods,
you could see bricks of a building and it was
(41:23):
pretty like dense patch of woods. And if you could
see the bricks, there was an urban legend that it
was a house in the middle of the woods and
a woman lived there with her son and he had
a shotgun.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
That's all we knew is that her son had a
shotgun and if you went into the.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
Woods too far, they could shoot you. So you wouldn't
go into the woods too far.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
But if you went on the other side of the
woods and looked through the woods, you could see bricks
as well, because technically.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
One side was you could see the school, and the
other side you could.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
See the like building that butt up against one of
the baseball fields, so it wasn't actually a house in
the middle of the woods. You could just see the
building on the other side of the of the woods.
So that was the urban legend at Andover Elementary School.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Okay, favorite, my favorite urgent legend. The urban legend is
the Missus Field's cookie recipe, which went around for years
back in the eighties and nineties. And basically, a woman
goes into Missus Fields. It's like, oh, these are delicious,
these cookies are so good. Can I get the recipe?
And the woman sure, it's seven fifties, So she's like,
put it on my card, and so she gets her
charge card bill. It's not seven dollars and fifty cents.
(42:29):
It's seven hundred and fifty dollars. So to get back
at missus Fields for charging them that much, she was
sending the recipe out everywhere in boom here it is.
People would fax it and email it to each other
and go, these cookies are the Missus Field recipe and
people would make them and go, oh my god, they're delicious. Well,
the story's not true. Missus Fields doesn't sell their recipe.
The story did not ever happen.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
I've never heard that story.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Be Well, then there's the one where it's like, Okay,
a guy goes to Las Vegas and he meets a hooker,
brings her back to his hotel room, and then he
wakes up in a tub full of ice and he's
hooked up to an IV and he's got stitches in
his belly, and it's like, call nine one one, we
stole your kidneys. Oh my gosh. Yeah, And people be like, oh, yeah,
it happened to a friend of mine. Oh yeah, happened
to a friend of mine. Really, yeah, that did not happen.
(43:13):
Never happened. No urban legends.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
Did you have any urban legends growing up?
Speaker 3 (43:17):
I don't know if this was an urban legend per se,
but did not. Did anyone else experience their parents being like,
don't turn the light on in the car.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
We'll get arrested or we'll get pulled over.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
The Ohents always said.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
You could not turn the lights on. If you needed
to turn the light on in the car to find something,
it had to be on and off super super quick.
You couldn't leave that light on or your will get
pulled over and we'll get a ticket and or arrested.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
It made you think it was illegal.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Yeah, yeah, sure, same with like putting your hand or
your head out the bus window because they said if
you do that, something's gonna hit you and your head's
gonna come off.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
That was an urban legend. Fine, are there any urban
legends from your youth?
Speaker 6 (43:53):
Yeah, there's this road in Jersey. They call it Annie's Road.
It's like North Jersey toward like Toto if anyone listening
knows where that is. And apparently back in the colonial days,
this bride was walking down the road and it's gonna
get morbid. But she was killed on the road and
like a tragic way, like in her dress, was middle
of the night and reigning the way that you think
in like a horror movie. Yeah, And so people call
it Anie's Road because apparently her ghost still haunts the road.
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You're not supposed to go on that road certain times
of the night or whatever, because people have reported that
they see her ghost, that they see this five foot
seven girl all bloody but in the wedding. Yes, I
don't know if it's true or not. There's a lot
of articles about it. I don't know if I believe
in that. Well, then there's candy Man, candy Man, canny Man.
You look in the mirror and you say candy Man,
(44:36):
candy Man, candy Man, He'll appear behind you with a
knife and kill you.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Oh jeez, and bloody Mary too.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Yeah, I'm in texted in saying I went to a
K eight school in South Minneapolis and there used to
be an orphanage where it stood. Like actually, historically there
was an orphanage and there were two ghost girls that
lived in the school that were rumored to have drowned
the pool from the orphanage.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Also a ghost chicken.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Now that's more of a ghost story, not an urban.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Legend, because if it's is it real or not? Like
I guess if it's just the thing that kids are
spreading here.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
One everybody used to hear this back in the day.
It's like if you are driving at night and you
see a car without their headlights on, don't flash your
headlights at them because that is a gang initiation. They
will turn around and they will kill you.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
Terrifying this one.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Tex says urban legend at elementary school that there was
a newdest colony behind our school.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
Turns out it was real.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
What what.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Besides the missus Fields one was a couple is up
at you know, they're out in the you know, in
the middle of nowhere. They're making out, like in a
state park or something like that, and they're making out
of the car and then they turn on the radio
and they're like, oh my god, there is an escaped
murderous killer that has been sighted by this state park.
And so they're like, oh my god, we better go.
And they said, by the way, this murderous killer has
(45:49):
a hook for a hand. Yes, he's got a one
He's a one armed murdery killer. He's got a hook
for a hand. So they're like, oh god, we better
get out of here. So they drive home. The guy
takes her too or how house. He gets out of
his cart to go around to let her out of
the passenger side, and there is a hook hand hanging
from hanging from the passenger door handle. Not true. I
(46:10):
love these. Thank you Bailey, appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
Thanks you guys,
If you google the word porky, it'll say did you
mean Bailey The Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm kad WB.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I got to mention that I am on the Mall
of America's latest podcast. The Mall of America does a
podcast and it is dropped yesterday, and if you go
to the iHeartRadio app and search Mall of America, there's
the podcast. I think they did two parts because I
had so many stories to tell, including the story of
the in Sync water balloon and one of the most
infamous incidents ever to take place at the Mall of America.
(00:29):
If you've never heard the story, Basically there was in
Sync at the height of their fame. They did an
appearance in the rotunda Mall of America and it lasted
about three and a half minutes because somebody chucked a
water balloon off the top deck and their management said,
we're out of here, kids.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
So tell the story about how we know a little
bit more than most people about that, because if I
remember right, it was a KDWB event. Welcome to The
Dave Ryan Show. We're going to do something we've never
done before. Bailey is going to play the Bachelor at
Bachelor at the single woman in a dating game. Now
we're going to get three people on the phone, and
(01:04):
we don't care if it's men or women or whatever matter.
We don't care. And you don't even have to be single.
You just have to do the best and Bailey will
choose you for the date. Or if you'd rather have cash,
we'll give you cash. Nineteen dollars and thirty seven cents
with a balance. It's all I have left. Oh, it's
all I have left. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting somethress.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I'm getting some reps in for dating because you know,
you can never have too many date reps in, I think,
because I.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Think, yeah, yeah, you good had it. Soon's going to
screen the calls here six five, one, nine, eight nine klb.
And at the end of that, if you get chosen,
you get a one in three chance of winning a
date with Bailey or nineteen dollars and thirty seven cents. No,
overwhelmingly I think people will choose the nineteen dollars and
thirty seven cents.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I think they're going to choose a date with me.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's a cocktail. That's a cocktail downtown Minneapolis, or is
it still a cocktail downtown many, I.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Would yeah, it would cover one. Oh, let's not go downtown.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
We're gonna head out uh to Malacca on our dates
and then we can get two cocktails.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Two in a plastic cup. I love it all right.
So we're gonna wait for calls. We got some people.
It's gonna takevon to second to screen through them. So
if you want to be on the dating Game with Bailey,
and then let's get you on the show. Six five
one nine nine kd W B. I think we have
two callers. You want to meet our you want to
meet our potential dat I certainly do. Let's meet him
(02:29):
right now, Bachelor number one, right down. Bachelor number one
is Matt Hi, Matt, Hello, Welcome to the Bailey Dating Game.
Tell us a little bit about yourself. Matt.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Uh, you know I have green hair.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
I like karaoke and long walks from the beach.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hair green hair.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I once had pink hair, so I know how that feels.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
So I get cheap insurance.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Fabulous, I've viz cheap insurance. So he's funny. Welcome to
the show, Matt. So let's meet bachelor number two on
the Bailey Eating Game. This is Mike. Hello, Mike, Hey,
good morning. Are you calling because you want a date
with Baylor or you really need nineteen dollars and thirty seven.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Cents contemplating the cash?
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Really right now?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I gotcha? The heck, Mike, Mike, tell us something about yourself.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
I enjoyed doing multiple different things, and I'm no good
at any of them.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, good doing it?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
At least he's honest. Okay, he's a jack of all trades,
but not a master of any.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
And your third is Bachelor number three. Pearl, Hi, Pearl, Hi,
tell us about yourself, Pearl, Welcome to the Bailey dating game.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
I'm a redhead at superhero.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, Okay, she's a redheads, she's superhero. Okay, Bailey, fire
away with your questions.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
All right, Bachelor number one, that's my Matt, That's Matt.
Bachelor number one, Matt. What would you describe as a
perfect date?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (03:50):
Uh, sushi?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Probably Benny Hannah. You know, we gotta love the shrimp
sauce and just get to know you.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Okay, all right, chatting and Benny Hannah love to see that.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Bachelor number two, Mike, what movie never fails to make
you cry?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh? I'm gonna have to go with Lion King.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Why.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
It's just something that's always stuck with me. You know,
I got a big heart.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Fabulous.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I love that, good answer.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yes, Okay, Bachelor number three, Pearl, who do you think
should foot the bill for a dinner date?
Speaker 8 (04:28):
I'm the person that asked the other person out.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Okay, person who asks the other person out. That makes sense,
that makes sense. Okay, because they're your guest. I guess Okay, fabulous.
Well I'll go back up to Bachelor number one, Matt,
say that money is no object. Matt, what kind of
gift would you give your significant other?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Probably something you know meaningful to them?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Okay, like what's a what's a thing? I mean obviously
meaningful to them, but like if you could have, you know,
a million dollars card Beef Brady's gift card.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Matt, You're gonna You're gonna get some Bailey is what
you're going to get? Bailey Bailey. I think you're in
the lead, but I'm not choosing.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Okay, Going Bachelor number two, Mike, you've won a lifetime
award for doing something.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Kindness?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Just kindness, you know, kindness.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
And mine would be Complaining Award for complaining the statue
of me with my arms angrily crossed across my chest
with my mouth open and maybe.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Okay, Bachelor number three, Pearl, if you could anamorph style
transform into one animal, what animal would that be?
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Oh? I think I bear combination of like pegasys and
it's gonna sound funny, but a raccoon.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
A raccoon pegasy so a flying raccoon.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Essentially, Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
How baked are you right now? Pearl? Did you you start.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Smoking the squirrel part, I mean the raccoon parts?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Like, no, But seriously, how much we have you smoked today?
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Pearl?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I'm joking. I'm joking, Edny, None yet, none yet.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Okay, this is the last question. Bachelor number one, what
is your perfect Saturday?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Matt noon? And then uh, just living life?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Living life? That sounds so fun.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
All right, I'm going across the board here with this
perfect Saturday question? So Bachelor number two, Mike, what is
your perfect Saturday?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Probably wake up next to Bailey Seyn't she wants to
run out to dunk and grab it and then see
what the web. Head to a park, have a picnic
and just hang out, enjoy the weather, the outdoors to.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Choose, Mike, now my wake up, get up, personalize. It's like,
this is.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
The last question I got to wake up next to Bailey.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
All right, Pearl, Bachelor number three, what would be your
perfect Saturday?
Speaker 8 (07:16):
My perfect Saturday would wake up, have a nice preface,
maybe pancakes or friends toes this nice day, go out,
enjoy the day, Go for a walk by the rivers. Yeah,
in nature?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Okakay, get out in nature.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Bailey, your time is up. You need to choose a
bachelor to date and then and remember, the bachelor will
have a choice of either a date with Bailey or
I'll venmou nineteen dollars and thirty seven cents.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, okay, well it's really tough, you guys. This is
one of my favorite dating experiences I've ever bet on.
I'm gonna have to say my choice for the dating
game is Bachelor number one.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Matt.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
That's the number one with the beef O Brady gift card.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I like that would answer a lot. I also like
Pearl a lot. But I think Mike should have won
it because Mike said waking up next to Bailey. Yeah,
so naturally too.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
But I'm thinking, like, how big is this gift card
to beefo breaking Yes, that sounds great.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Okay, So Mike, Matt, you are the winner and Pearl
and Mike, thank you so much. I'm a wowfle day.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
So Mike, here's the big de Matt. The big decision
is you want the date with Bailey or do you
want the nineteen dollars and thirty seven cents? But whatever
everything included, you know, economy in inflation, not to mention tariffs,
you know, yeah, I got to take the money. Yeah. Wow,
you're choosing a chance at hooking up with a radio
(08:44):
DJ Bailey Jay Has You're choosing nineteen dollars and thirty
seven cents.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I mean, you know, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeaham all right. Good job, good job, a good job, Bailey.
I'm sorry, Bailey, it just didn't knock about this.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Maybe next time, Maybe next time we'll be back in
a second.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
On the scale of one to ten, how happy are you?
We're gonna take a little survey on a scale of
one to ten. How happy are you? We'll talk about
it next Woo. You want to hear a little spicy
little statement, A spicy little statement. So I was talking
to a teacher yesterday and I didn't know this. If
you teach at a public school, and I'm not trying
(09:27):
to be it's a little bit spicy, but I'm not
trying to like ignite any fires or anything. If you
teach it at public school and there's a rotten kid,
let's say his name is Theodore, a little Theodore is
a little jerk. Yeah, it's difficult to kick Theodore out
of school because then you lose funding for the public school.
But if Theodore goes to a charter school, you can
boot him out. Oh, I didn't know this. So that's
(09:50):
why I guess there's a lot of teachers who have
problems with the Theodores of the world because it's hard
to kick him out. Now, your sister's a teacher, do
you know anything about this?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
She is a teacher. I don't know anything about this.
I could potentially ask her.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
So Theodore can be a jerk and they won't kick
him out unless he I will say that this teacher
I was talking to who said, what we did kick
one kid out of public school because he shoved a
teacher into traffic.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Oh my gosh, yeah, you kick him out of that.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
That did get him expelled. But a lot of stuff
with the teachers have to put up with. They got
to put up with Theodore, the little jerk, because they
can't kick him out because they don't want to lose
the funding and give it all the Theodores. You're going
to lose like seventy five bucks.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I mean, I feel bad for the teachers that have
to put up with the behavior, but I would also
feel bad for Theodore if he gets kicked out of
all the schools.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
He deserves an education.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
He deserves a backhand across the gave, across the lake,
across the lips, Theodore, I give you so. But charter schools,
from what I understand, they can be like, oh Theodore,
oh you looked at me. Funny, you can get your
stuff and get out of this building.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Well you probably would have been kicked out of charter school.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh I would have. I was a little I was
I brought fireworks to school. I used to think it
was funny to go in the girl's bathroom and dance
in the girl's bathroom. That's funny when you're in first grade.
I was always remember there was a refrigerator box in
the first grade classroom one time, so I made up
my mission to figure out how to get into the
top of it because it's very tall. So I climbed
up on a desk. I put a chair on top
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of the desk. I climbed into the refrigerator box with
no plan at all on how I was going to
catch myself from falling eight feet And yeah, so I
fell eight feet in the refrigerator box. Bang myself up
a little bit, do you be oh? God, feet? So
I would have been kicked out, probably both. Anyway, I
thought I would throw that out there. All right, I'm
(11:39):
a public school teacher. Okay, Hello, katiewb It's the Dave
Ryan Show. What's your name?
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
My name is Jackie, Jackie. What do you want to
say about the kick in Theodore out of school?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
So?
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Yes, uh, there is issues with not being able, Like,
I don't what you're talking about. But what I want
to say say is that actually, a lot of times, like
charter schools and private schools, because they have different rules,
they will accept kids at the beginning of the year,
and then once they get the funding for those kids,
then they'll kick those kids out because they'll say that
(12:15):
they can't support them, and then they get sent to
the public schools, and the public schools actually then don't
get funded for those.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Schools because they didn't register Theodore at the beginning of
the year.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Yeah, okay, and so that's actually another huge issue.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I mean I love the public school I loved that
is what I went to too.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, I love teachers and what they what they put
up with. And this teacher was talking about how one
kid in particular basically ruined her entire school career because
he was so disruptive. He would get violent and the
parents didn't care and so finally and they couldn't kick
him out because it was like, you know whatever, they
would lose funding or something like that. Anyway, enough about that.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
We did get one text that says Alvin is the
bad kid, not Theodore.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
About Simon and Bough. Do you get that joke? Yeah,
I would have the jim most Simon's the nerd?
Speaker 10 (13:05):
What was the d?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Didn't realize that? All right? It's katwb on the Dave
Ryan Show. I was walking yesterday and I was I
was sun by e bike goes out on the trail
that goes between all the way from Hopkins out to Victoria.
It's a long, beautiful trail goes along Lake Minnetonka, goes
through Excelsior. It's a beautiful trail and I'm riding along
and I'm like, you know, just watching people go in
the other way, and I'm like, I wonder why they're
out for a walk. Are they out for exercise, are
(13:27):
they clearing their head? Are they happy? Are they depressed?
Are they just you know, meeting a friend or whatever?
And I started to overthink, and I thought, how happy
are these people? And then I started to think how
happy are people in general? So we're going to do
a little unscientific poll. Text in at katiewb one, how
happy you are on a scale of one to ten,
(13:48):
ten being very happy, one being I'm not happy at all.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Yeah, And you are anonymous when you text him.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, we don't know anything about you, and we we
just want we don't really don't want to know why.
I mean, you can say why if you want to.
But the main thing is we're going to average this together.
We're going to add all the numbers up and divide
it by the number of people who played long and
come up with how happy you are? Yeah, Jenny, how
happy are you? I know you've gone through some stuff. Well,
what happy are you right now currently?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I would probably say I'm out like a six, just
because like going through stuff puts a lot of stressors.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
In your life.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
So like I'm happy, but I have bad days.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Truss, Yeah, yeah, Stuss Okay, Dailey, How happy are you?
Scale of one to ten?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Yeah, I would say probably like a seven point five
because I'm a generally like a happy person, or even
an eight because I always think, you know, I could
be happier potentially, but I'm not unhappy, Okay.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Font was on a scale of one to ten, How
happy are you?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Let's say also like a six maybe seven ish, I'm
like okay with life right now, but I know that
there's things like I wish I was just doing more,
and when I go try to find that urge to
do more, it's just like, eh, don't want to and
that's just something I have to deal with.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Most interesting, I'd say about a seven point five. I'm
a generally happy person that has ups and downs like
everybody else. Yeah, so I would say about a seven
point five's yeah, that's I'm not like, yeah, I know
somebody who's always happy. She is just so I'm like,
are you ever not happy. She's like, I choose to
be happy. M hm. We are really about as happy
as we choose to be.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I just think like I have a lot of cool
things in my life, so that makes me happy. I
like the people in my life.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
That makes me happy. But I can be unhappy. It
just depends. It's like a day to day thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Okay, we are getting in some really interesting numbers. They
tend to slant toward the low side. And a lot
of fours and fives.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Oh see, I'm saying, a lot of sevens and eight.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh good, good, good, good good. Here's one little bit
of detail. Currently at a six or seven. But man,
it's a roller coaster going from four to eight any day.
Working in that now, working on that now. With self awareness,
Cookie writes in that she's a nine. Another one says
a mediocre five. So how happy are you? We'll have
(15:55):
an average for you. Right after we do Dave's Dirt, Bailey,
get out to CAW later figure out what the ap
Dave Ryan Show one on one point three kd WB.
Big news in the dirt was Beach Boy founder and
legendary songwriter genius Brian Wilson passed away he was eighty
(16:19):
two years old, and he was the genius behind the
Beach Boys. I mean, the other guys were He was
one of the brothers. It was Brian Wilson, Carl Wilson,
and Dennis Wilson, and Brian was the one who wrote
all the songs. Then he started to kind of lose
it mentally in the mid sixties, and so then he
stopped writing songs. That's why the Beach Boys really had
no songs after about nineteen sixty six or so, because
(16:41):
he couldn't write anymore. Yeah, it's just sad, and he
couldn't tour. But he really was a musical genius long
life though.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I mean he wasn't like young when he died was
eighty two. Yeah, I mean that's pretty decent.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Bad, not bad. Dolly Parton went streak through Tom Jones's yard.
Who was Tom Jones. He was a sex symbol singer
of probably the middle seventies or so. Here is Dolly Parton.
This was when Tom Jones lived over in bel Air.
I don't know where he lives now, but.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
He was just hot as he could be in sexy
and I had some friends out to Hollywood. I was
living out there at the bel Air Hotel and we
were just out having fun and we'd been out and
had a couple of margarita's and I said, this is
Tom Jones' house and they said, well.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Let's go over there, and I said, no, we can't
go in the yard.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
You know, they must have security.
Speaker 10 (17:24):
And they dared me too streat through the yard because
that was back when everybody was strengthening, and.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
They kept daring me and double dog dare me, and
I just couldn't take it.
Speaker 10 (17:32):
So I just stripped down and ran.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Across the yard and jump back in the car and
put my clothes on.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And now I don't think he saw me.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
If he did, I didn't impress him.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Jolly Partons one hundred and six years old, still sounds
like she's twenty eight.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Joll gosh, how dare you? How dare you?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Dolly's the best someone who is not doing so well though,
As Katy Perry, I feel like she's had a rough ye.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
She just texted and she said two on a scale
of the yeah, what's her happiness scale?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
But people are speculating now that Orlando Bloom, who she's
engaged to, he has coming to his breaking point with
the relationship.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Did you guys talk about the STARTI while I was out?
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Yeh yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
It just says that it actually had a lot to
do with her trip to space and then her lack
of album sales, so just all the backlashes she got,
and now there's just a lot of tension between the
two of them, So they haven't been seen together, they
haven't been great for a few months.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Because if you think you're in love, if your partner's
having a really bad time, it doesn't make you more distant.
I would think it'd be like, hey, come here, let
me make you a hot chocolate, right, let me make
you some French toast and cheer you up a little bit.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Yeah, that's how it should be.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Like when one partner is at like a twenty percent,
the other partner gives eighty percent in the relationship. But
sometimes the partner who's dealing with stuff is also a brat,
And you don't deserve to be treated like a brat
or treated awful because your partner's doing.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Your singing through stuff Like that's not fair to the partner.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Then, Sabrina Carpenter, she just announced that she's releasing her
seventh studio album at the end of August, Boop boop.
And obviously we love Sabrina Carpenter. Here, we're playing like
six of her songs in any given day, which is exciting.
And so she just dropped Manchild last week and that's
the lead single from her new albums.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Man's Best Friend.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
So she previewed instagram the on Instagram the album artwork,
and it's coming out in August. And I'm sure we're
gonna play some of those songs at least some, if not.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
All, Okay, I hope most. And by the way, War
of the Roses comes up in about five minutes right
after we give you the next winner for the weekend.
If you signed up, make sure you're here. Don't leave now,
because we're two minutes away from giving you the Instagram
handle that wins this pair of weekend tickets. I watched
Straw last night on Netflix, Tyler Perry movie Yes on
(19:52):
Vaun's recommendation. So good. It's like this woman is having
a bad day and it gets worse and worse and
worse and worse. And we didn't watch till the end
because it was late, and we went to bed with
about twenty minutes left, but Vaughn's like, oh, you gotta
watch the rest or we will watch the rest.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
I'm glad you co signed it because Tyler Perry's movies
lately have not been all that they They're not as
good as they used to be, but this one definitely
was really, really good.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
You guys remember this song.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
By an artist named Silento. Yes, well, he's going to
prison for thirty years. He pled guilty to voluntary manslaughter,
which was reduced. Originally Mattlis murder an account of felony murder,
so they reduced it apparently. I guess during the pandemic
he felt like mentally ill, was going through some things.
He was arrested at one point for speeding one forty
three miles an hour, and then in a separate incident,
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he was charged with two felony counts for a hatchet attack.
So it just seems like a hatchet attack. Yes, I
don't know who, because he gunned down his cousin. That's
why he's going to prison. I don't think the hatchet
attack was against him, but it just seems like he's
been going downhill since the pandemic.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
What's the difference between voluntary manslaughter and murder. I don't know,
because if it's voluntary, that means you did it on
purpose and volunteer to manslaughter.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Someone, huh, that is that is a great question.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
This is a great question. I'm actually like that on
googling this right now. I feel weird googling things like that.
Someone text in the answer, so Genes it says the
crime of killing another person unlawfully in circumstances that do
not amount to murder.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
But what is Maybe murder's got to be premeditated, Like
that's exactly, that's without premeditation. Okay, So involuntary manslaughter would
be like, Okay, I stepped in front of your car
and you killed me.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
No, that's yeah, involuntary, voluntary, voluntary man's life.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I don't know. That's a good ques.
Speaker 9 (21:35):
So maybe it's a crime of passion or something that's
in the moment. All right, let's wrap this up. We're
going to give you the name, the Instagram name in
a second. But Bailey has done the averaging. We asked
him a minute ago, text us how happy you are
on a scale of one to ten. Bailey did the math.
What is our average happy score?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
The average happy score of the KATW b listener is
six point eight okay, not bad, not bad, not terrible.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
There, I want to get that up.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
A little bit more nines and tens than I thought,
and then some like threes and twos, which.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Really skewed doun.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yeah, but most sevens eight six is so six point
eight is the average?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Six point eight not that ad I mean we can
bump that up a couple of points. All right, thanks
for listening. Let's get you the current name for the
weekend tickets right now. Jenny.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
The name is oh yes, the current name and you
have ten minutes and thirteen seconds to call in is Jenny,
and it's spelt j e n n I I underscore
s dot S.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
So Jenny underscore s dot S and Jenny is spelt
j e n n i I. Okay, Jenny underscore s
dot S. Okay, you've got ten minutes thirteen seconds. The
clock is running on you to call sixty five one
nine eight nine KWB and claim your tickets for the weekend,
which is this Saturday night at us Bank Stadium. While
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you're calling in, if you didn't, if you didn't hear
your name, we'll do it again next hour. We'll do
it pretty much like the rest of the morning show
on the thirty fives, and then Fallon and Cole will
have them this afternoon two on the thirty fives. War
of the Roses in the meantime brought to you by
Ovo Lasik and Lends. It's a brand new War of
the Roses. Let's dive in on kd w B good advice.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Your social company would never offer you free flowers for
a survey.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's War of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
On kd WB. Could be one of the oddest War
of the Roses that we've had in a long time,
and we've had some odd ball War of the roses.
But it's really interesting and it happens out west, out
west of the Twin Cities. It's not here, Yeah, it's
out west, somewhere in west. But maya, Maya, sorry, Mayo.
We're not going to say We're not going to say
(23:39):
the town because people might figure out who you are.
But it's a little town, a smaller town out west, yeah,
like fifty fifty the So tell me a little bit
about what's going on. It's you and your husband and
what is making you suspicious?
Speaker 7 (23:57):
So well, we moved your Now it's been about six
months that we moved here, and it is it's a
small town.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Okay, all right, so you move you moved there for
for his work or white exactly.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
We moved here because his job transferred him here, okay.
And you know we've moved around before, so it's it's
tough moving to new towns. And he kept saying I
feel lonely, not like against me, but just he needs
interaction with people. So I said, you know, okay, well
(24:32):
I don't know what.
Speaker 8 (24:33):
Do you want to do?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
And he's like, I think I want to join the
local church Bible study group.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Okay, okay, well, and you know I'm not I'm.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
More spiritual, like he grew up in a Catholic home,
but it's not something that really like practice all the time.
So I was sort of like, oh, okay, well it's cool.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I mean, I know I know several people that like,
you know, you look at him on the street or
a work and you wouldn't know they go to Bible study,
but there they are at the West Would Church on
Wednesday nights. Whatever.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Bible study, that's your outlet for social interactions.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Your mom strikes me as the kind of person goes
to Bible studies. Does mom go to Bible study?
Speaker 10 (25:08):
Could?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
She hasn't, but she could maybe she should go to
Bible study.
Speaker 9 (25:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
So anyway, so he goes to Bible Study. That's his
social connection. Okay, cool, that's great.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Yeah, because he was like, it's either that or the
bar and I thought, I'll go with Jesus instead.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Okay, Jesus. So everything's good, and then all of a
sudden something happens.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Well, we had a barbecue back on Memorial Day to
show our new house to the family, and I went
to go connect the bluetooth to play music, and I
grabbed his phone and I see this playlist called Bible Study,
and I thought, oh, you know, it's a creed like
Christian rock. I was curious and so I clicked on
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it and then it's it's not Jesus songs. It is
like sex song, Like.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, why is there sex songs on the Bible Study?
What kind of sex songs are?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
What the sex song?
Speaker 7 (26:10):
It's like, first of all, I had like a wide
range like the Again, and then it had like sexual
healing and Let's get it on and Jojah Cat and like,
oh god, that's so.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Do people actually have a sex and playlist you played
in the Actually, I think it sounds like something out
of a bad movie, where it's like and maybe it's
just one.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
What we don't have a playlist?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Okay, now that's interesting that you don't have a sex
and playlist, but he's got one. The fact that it's
hidden under Bible study.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Yeah, that's like hiding peorn on your computer and calling
it like assignment.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah, somebody is going through your computer, they'll be like, okay,
assignment step that.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
So you wouldn't put it under porn because people would Okay,
I gotcha. Now we're all laughing about this, but this
is kind of serious. So you think that, I mean,
your mind is kind of going, why is it? Where
is he using this Bible study playlist? And then what
what days of the week or Bible study? And what time.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Wednesday nights it's seven to about eight thirty. He usually
gets home at like nine because he helps clean up. Okay,
but you know, of course, now I am I'm starting
to think is something going on?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Like I hope not. You've only lived there for six months. Yeah, yeah,
one of those lonely, lonely Midwestern women out.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
On the prairie boony people out on the prayer.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Booning people here. Now we're, like I said, we're laughing
about this, but this is kind of serious and it is.
But I'm I'm hoping that when we set this trap
and ask him who he wants to send flowers to,
he'll send him to you. But I would definitely be
suspicious too about what the f is a Bible study
playlist with sexual healing? Yeah all right, ye maya, you
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hang on frash your fingers will come out. Yeah. Sure,
We'll call him and we'll set the trap where we say, okay, hey,
you win flowers, who do you want to send flowers to?
And hopefully he will send them to you? Okay? You
hey better? All right, hold on, Okay, we get some
big news. We got a winner. Before we get to
part two of War of the Roses, Jenny underscore s
(28:24):
Dot S is that you?
Speaker 7 (28:26):
Yes, oh my god?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
But your name is Jenny? Right? Yes, okay, Jenny, we
need to know to verify it really as you for
the weekend tickets? Who did you tag in your post?
I'm getting it in so much trouble, but I got
two people on there.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
I take my sister Mona Sanchez eight six one, and then.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Marissa Torus my best friend.
Speaker 7 (28:46):
They're gonna have to fight it out.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
What did you post? What did you post? Anyway? What
did you say? What did you say?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I said, sister bonding at weekend on the weekend?
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Why not? And then for my best friend, I just
kind of take carn't. Let's stay with her dash I
love it.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Okay, good you are a winner. Congractuation. You go see
the Weekend on Saturday night at us Bank Stadium on KTWB.
Thank you. I'm excited for you, so good job. We'll
do it again next hour at eight thirty five and
again at nine thirty five. So if you have to leave,
I get it. You're gonna miss part two of War
of the Roses, by the way, but we'll have another
(29:22):
name for you at eight thirty five, So be here
for your chance to win on KTWB. Part de War
of the Roses next on KATIEWB. Are they cheating?
Speaker 8 (29:34):
I find out?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Part two of War of the Roses starts right now
on kt WB.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
So he's been acting a little bit suspicious, well not
even acting suspiciously, but I guess they moved to a
small town out west and you know, like I don't
know if it's Wilmer or hutch or or or something,
Redwood Falls or something anyway, so there's not a lot
of community out there. They don't know anybody. So he's like, well,
I know somebody at church. I'm gonna like join Bible study. Okay, cool,
(30:03):
Bible study sounds good. Give you something to do, give
a little community, a little social thing. Then she's looking
through his phone and she finds his Bible study playlist.
Bible study playlist, And first of all, a Bible study
playlist is a weird thing that happen. It's a weird
thing to happen. And then she opens it up and
it's all sex and songs. Let's get it out the weekend.
(30:24):
And you're like, wait a second, Okay, this are you
seeing somebody when you're supposedly at Bible study. Let's find out.
We'll get to the bottom of this right now. On
War of the Roses. By the way, at the end
of War of the Roses, there's a brand new War
of the Roses song. You gotta hear it's a brand
new War of the Roses song. It's coming up. After
(30:44):
we find out what's up on War of the Roses.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Give you.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Thanks, Devin for taking that survey. Really appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
So now that we've gotten that out of the way,
I can send those long stem romantic red roses to
whoever you would like. So what's the name that I
can send those roses to?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Okay, you're not gonna send it to me. You'll send
them directly to the.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
First I tell you to him.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Yeah, I'll send them on behalf of you.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Sure, Okay, it's Anna's.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
All right?
Speaker 7 (31:22):
Who's Anna? Why are you sending them to me? H?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
What?
Speaker 7 (31:31):
It's your wife on the phone. Who is Anna?
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
If she's in my Bible study?
Speaker 10 (31:38):
You know?
Speaker 7 (31:40):
Do you guys have your little sexy playlist? Is that
who you made the playlist for?
Speaker 4 (31:45):
What? No?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
What do you What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
How did you see this is about? I just let
him sit there for a minute because it's like I
usually say, Hey, guess what your wife is listening right now?
But I think you kind of figured out your wife
is listening right now. This is all set up. It's
all there's no roses. It's all a trap, Devin, to
see who you would send roses to, and and she
put us up to this. We're we're back in the
cities on KTWB to see who you would send flowers to.
(32:10):
But you say it's all innocent. It's a it's this
is and a girl is in your Bible study group.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
She's a nice woman at church, she's in my my
Bible study group.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Why would you send her flowers though? That are romantic
red roses to a woman in your Bible study?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
What is going on?
Speaker 7 (32:28):
I found your stupid playlist that said Bible study on it. Uh, yeah,
you're not saying anything, but Devin, what the.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
Look?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
It's like a joke that we have in the group.
You know that. I mean, this is music. Of course
you wouldn't.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
Are you actually going to Bible study? Are you going
to Bible study?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:55):
I'm like obviously, okay, fantastic. Uh do you a Bible
versus you love?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Maya?
Speaker 7 (33:02):
Okay? Look, now you're the unreasonable you know what I mean?
You could choose the Old Testament of the New Testament.
You've got a Bible verse that you love. But don't
bring God into this, all right, don't forgotten? Are you
getting me? What is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I mean there's always like Genesis one one in the beginning. Yeah, yeah,
twenty third Psalm in the New Testament.
Speaker 7 (33:27):
Again, I'm not really religious, but you should take a
look at something.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yeah, how about just look in your husband's phone.
Speaker 7 (33:36):
Okay, oh that's interesting. I haven't heard that one.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Bible.
Speaker 7 (33:43):
I don't understand what you call me about a playlist?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
All right, I mean I'm going to Bible study.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
You're out.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
What is going on with you?
Speaker 7 (33:52):
Something is weird and I don't understand it. And then
you're sending flowers to some.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
And know, it's just a friend. She's a nice like
I said, she's a nice woman in the group. I
just thought she could use a little pick me up.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
You know, well what about your wife? Yeah, sure, you.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Want some flowers, or get you some flowers. I don't care.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
I'd like to know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
And look, I'm going to the church every Wednesday. I mean,
it's nothing about it, you know, Anna, It's just she's
someone in the Bible Bible group. I mean that's all okay.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I mean I guess she's Do you buy any of
his stuff? No, not at all. No, No, it's a
playlist with the weekend and those A cat called Bible joke,
A joke.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Joke like that Bible study. I don't joke like that
with my pastor. That's a weird thing to joke about.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
I wasn't here for this.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
So did we ever find out what kind of specific
weekend songs on there? Because one of most of his
songs are overally sexual.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
I don't know what songs, but yeah, pick one. They're
all tread sexual healing. You're getting healed by God? I
don't think so.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Mm hmm, all right, what do you think of War
of the Roses? Let me know, we got a brand
new War of the Roses song highlighting some classic episodes
of War of the Roses. Let's do it right now
on Katie w B. I think it's a little bit twisty,
turney a little bit, but I promise you this has
never even come close to happening on War of the
Roses before.
Speaker 8 (35:21):
I note this.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
One day, the picture of me was looked over again.
I could see hands prints on the wall.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
What did he do? What did you find that makes
you want to figure out whether he's Cheatings.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
Came across a pair of black underwear of his covered
in white cat hair, And we.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Do not own a cat.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
I walk in the bedroom and she's on all fours
button naked.
Speaker 7 (35:51):
She's still mean. It starts banging on the front door,
like pounding, and it's his ex girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (35:59):
Into you to sit to.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
And noticed on af boop there was a bruise there.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
It was perfectly round, had like a higgy, notes, said Bradley.
Since you're whining and dining my wife anyway.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
I thought I sent you some more wine.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
You piece of shoes. You were being a little bit
cagy about who that guy was.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I don't know who the guy is. I told you
man like to look up for other people.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
Well, no, you said that you used to.
Speaker 8 (36:27):
I heard you.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
I know what you sound like.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
I think it's kind of an appropriate to stay on
the radio.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
It'd be worse to be made the sound honey energy
on me red and.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
On the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
I was in the bathroom and I was trying to
find eye drop and I found instead.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I see that there's makeup remover in there.
Speaker 8 (36:52):
So I was wondering, like, where does this come from?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
I mean, it's not his.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
I know my own and it's definitely not the brand
that I buy. I would like some answers as to
why you're sending cards like I licked it, so it's
mine to someone. I think you missed on understood, not
you're you're missing part. I'm sorry, Joyce a lollipop because
I don't think I know.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
On the was on the sofa, even in the cell.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Wasn't she got the package.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
It was an extender.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
She had me used it that night, and I despised it.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
She's seen someone who's extended already.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Since some people say it makes a huge no pun
intended difference, honey, men and.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
The bed.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
So they're betraying you by catching you in a lie.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I mean they're they're lying to me and whatever.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
I mean, you guys, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
There's kind of hair that had.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
Been partially caught behind his eye. The doctor told us
that it was a.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Pre There's no way you should be drinking another woman's breath.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Knock or how Ryan? I mean what it's none of
my business, but I mean we're all here. Did you
drink the coffee?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
I mean like the punchline, sorry, punchline, the result dog?
Speaker 8 (38:28):
What the is going on here?
Speaker 4 (38:30):
Man?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Oh god? Why would she lie to Zach and then
hook up with you? She like gets some emotional stuff
from him, she gets some physical stuff from me. That's
a good deal.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
You said your brother ate to talk about with you.
Speaker 8 (38:44):
And you just don't like him because when I was.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
My brother.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Oh that's not important to the story.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Good job, Bo, thank you nicely put together.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Yes, the PRODUSA.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
It was kind of funny because I was like, you know,
let's play that War of the Roses song punch, Like,
oh yeah, I did a new one. It's like, how
did you forget? Because I did it like Monday night.
Speaker 6 (39:08):
I finished it Monday night, and it was after we
had already spoke, because we talk every night about things
we did.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
So I was just like, oh, yeah, forgot about this. Well,
we appreciate it. On KTBB, if you miss any War
of the Roses, you can go back and listen to
classic War of the Roses episodes on the iHeartRadio app.
Also on the iHeartRadio app. Search the Mall of America
podcast because this week I am the special guest on
the Mall of America podcast and talk about some of
the cool things that katbdb has done there, some of
(39:34):
the great memories, some of the things that did not
go so well that we did it Mall of America.
Just search Mall of America on the iHeartRadio app? Is
it right now? It came out yesterday, baby, you should
link it on your Instagram stories. I already did.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
Oh okay, yeah, I did go to Dave's Instagram story.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Then, oh, you know what is on my Instagram?
Speaker 10 (39:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Bernie.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Bernie could be the dog because I'm gonna go meet
Bernie tomorrow. Here's the probably a little dilemma. So I'm
going to Colorado next week. I get to check on
like everything from pine beetles to mice, and because we
have a house out there, and Susan's like, you're not
going to bring Bernie home on Friday and then expect
me to be alone with Bernie all next week? And
(40:16):
I'm like, what, It'll be great.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Yeah, she can get to know him. They play guards,
they can get tea.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
You know she doesn't want to.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
Oh will you have to get him right away?
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I don't know. I mean, I think the protocol is
probably to get him right away, but I don't know.
But I won't be able to. So will you watch Jenny?
Will you watch Bernie? Jenny? You watch dogs? Will you
watch Bernie? For absolutely? Would except already have dogs during
that day much another one.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
You love dogs, I do, but I also respect other
owners and I don't allow a million dogs to be
at my house.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Bailey, I'm busy. Oh, I will already have a dog.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
Right.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Let's do this.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
Today on the daily, Bailey.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
I want to talk about urban legends from your youth,
because we all have one and you just got to
think about it. I'm gonna tell you mine. In elementary school,
in the back by, like all of the playgrounds, we
had a couple of playgrounds. There were these little like
patch of woods and if you looked through the woods,
you could see bricks of a building and it was
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pretty like dense patch of woods. And if you could
see the bricks, there was an urban legend that it
was a house in the middle of the woods and
a woman lived there with her son and he had
a shotgun.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
That's all we knew is that her son had a
shotgun and if you went into the.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
Woods too far, they could shoot you. So you wouldn't
go into the woods too far.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
But if you went on the other side of the
woods and looked through the woods, you could see bricks
as well, because technically.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
One side was you could see the school, and the
other side you could.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
See the like building that butt up against one of
the baseball fields, so it wasn't actually a house in
the middle of the woods. You could just see the
building on the other side of the of the woods.
So that was the urban legend at Andover Elementary School.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Okay, favorite, my favorite urgent legend. The urban legend is
the Missus Field's cookie recipe, which went around for years
back in the eighties and nineties. And basically, a woman
goes into Missus Fields. It's like, oh, these are delicious,
these cookies are so good. Can I get the recipe?
And the woman sure, it's seven fifties, So she's like,
put it on my card, and so she gets her
charge card bill. It's not seven dollars and fifty cents.
(42:29):
It's seven hundred and fifty dollars. So to get back
at missus Fields for charging them that much, she was
sending the recipe out everywhere in boom here it is.
People would fax it and email it to each other
and go, these cookies are the Missus Field recipe and
people would make them and go, oh my god, they're delicious. Well,
the story's not true. Missus Fields doesn't sell their recipe.
The story did not ever happen.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
I've never heard that story.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Be Well, then there's the one where it's like, Okay,
a guy goes to Las Vegas and he meets a hooker,
brings her back to his hotel room, and then he
wakes up in a tub full of ice and he's
hooked up to an IV and he's got stitches in
his belly, and it's like, call nine one one, we
stole your kidneys. Oh my gosh. Yeah, And people be like, oh, yeah,
it happened to a friend of mine. Oh yeah, happened
to a friend of mine. Really, yeah, that did not happen.
(43:13):
Never happened. No urban legends.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
Did you have any urban legends growing up?
Speaker 3 (43:17):
I don't know if this was an urban legend per se,
but did not. Did anyone else experience their parents being like,
don't turn the light on in the car.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
We'll get arrested or we'll get pulled over.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
The Ohents always said.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
You could not turn the lights on. If you needed
to turn the light on in the car to find something,
it had to be on and off super super quick.
You couldn't leave that light on or your will get
pulled over and we'll get a ticket and or arrested.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
It made you think it was illegal.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Yeah, yeah, sure, same with like putting your hand or
your head out the bus window because they said if
you do that, something's gonna hit you and your head's
gonna come off.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
That was an urban legend. Fine, are there any urban
legends from your youth?
Speaker 6 (43:53):
Yeah, there's this road in Jersey. They call it Annie's Road.
It's like North Jersey toward like Toto if anyone listening
knows where that is. And apparently back in the colonial days,
this bride was walking down the road and it's gonna
get morbid. But she was killed on the road and
like a tragic way, like in her dress, was middle
of the night and reigning the way that you think
in like a horror movie. Yeah, And so people call
it Anie's Road because apparently her ghost still haunts the road.
(44:16):
You're not supposed to go on that road certain times
of the night or whatever, because people have reported that
they see her ghost, that they see this five foot
seven girl all bloody but in the wedding. Yes, I
don't know if it's true or not. There's a lot
of articles about it. I don't know if I believe
in that. Well, then there's candy Man, candy Man, canny Man.
You look in the mirror and you say candy Man,
(44:36):
candy Man, candy Man, He'll appear behind you with a
knife and kill you.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Oh jeez, and bloody Mary too.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Yeah, I'm in texted in saying I went to a
K eight school in South Minneapolis and there used to
be an orphanage where it stood. Like actually, historically there
was an orphanage and there were two ghost girls that
lived in the school that were rumored to have drowned
the pool from the orphanage.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Also a ghost chicken.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Now that's more of a ghost story, not an urban.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Legend, because if it's is it real or not? Like
I guess if it's just the thing that kids are
spreading here.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
One everybody used to hear this back in the day.
It's like if you are driving at night and you
see a car without their headlights on, don't flash your
headlights at them because that is a gang initiation. They
will turn around and they will kill you.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
Terrifying this one.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Tex says urban legend at elementary school that there was
a newdest colony behind our school.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
Turns out it was real.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
What what.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Besides the missus Fields one was a couple is up
at you know, they're out in the you know, in
the middle of nowhere. They're making out, like in a
state park or something like that, and they're making out
of the car and then they turn on the radio
and they're like, oh my god, there is an escaped
murderous killer that has been sighted by this state park.
And so they're like, oh my god, we better go.
And they said, by the way, this murderous killer has
(45:49):
a hook for a hand. Yes, he's got a one
He's a one armed murdery killer. He's got a hook
for a hand. So they're like, oh god, we better
get out of here. So they drive home. The guy
takes her too or how house. He gets out of
his cart to go around to let her out of
the passenger side, and there is a hook hand hanging
from hanging from the passenger door handle. Not true. I
(46:10):
love these. Thank you Bailey, appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
Thanks you guys,
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