7am Hour - Sickidizz

We do the Calling In Sick Olympics, we play Alexa Password, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Dave Ryan Show.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm Katie w b uh.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
We did something a little while ago on the show
that was kind of fun because we read a store
a study that said singing along to the radio will
boost your mood dramatically. So we played one of the
most sing alongable songs ever, I Wanted that Way by
Backstreet Boys, And so people called in and texted in
and said, I love that.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
That was awesome?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Can you do it every day? So we're probably gonna
start doing that every day.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Why not.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's better than half the garbage we'd do on the radio.
Good way to kick off your more y. Yeah so,
but but there was a downside. Margarita is on the phone,
Good morning, Margarita. Oh wait, now you're now you're on
the radio. Now you're good.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
What what was the downside of the sing along that
we did a little while ago.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Well, I decided to not go through the drive through
since I didn't want to stop the singalong.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, you didn't want to be singing while you were like,
you know, they're in the Starbucks.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah, yeah, Well it caused me to be late since
I decided I'll pull over to the side and park,
and I got ridden up for it. Woa.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Oh no, so you're late for work and you got
written up. Yeah, you couldn't have been more than two
or three minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Late, right, No, I wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Okay, well, shoot, you got written up anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
They run that place with an iron fish.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Save me though.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
I'm gonna let her know.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I will write you a note. I will write you
a note. I will say, you know what, Margarite, it's Margarita, right, yeah,
I love that. I will say Margarita was tardy on
June eleventh, twenty twenty five because she was trying to
boost her mood to be a more effective worker at
your place of business.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
And then you sign it like doctor Dave Ryan.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, Margerita, thanks for listening. I hope the day gets better.
All right, thank you, have a lovely day. She got
written up for two minutes late for singing a long.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
So we call her so that way she's even more late.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, no kidding, Get off the phone.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
We play a little game here is called Alexa password
on KD double ub. We got an Alexa out and
we're gonna see if we get Alexa to say certain words.
I will I'll get started here, Alexa, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Hey, look up in the sky. It's Metropolis's own superhero, Superman.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Just did a quick flight around the city.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Perfect conditions for saving the day.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
WHOA. Now you can supercharge your day with super jokes,
super sounds, and more from the new Superman movie.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Alexa stop, I can't wait for that?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Didn't didn't Alexa hijack the Barbie thing a couple of
years a year ago?

Speaker 7 (02:41):
I wasn't there for it, but I remember, Yeah, I
did a whole like promo. Try to get in our show?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
All right?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Well, here we go with Alexa password. Vaunt your password?
You're gonna try to get her to say, is whistle? Whistle?
Is the password?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Okay? Alexa?

Speaker 7 (03:00):
What is one of Jason Derulo's most catchiest songs?

Speaker 6 (03:05):
One of Jason Derulo's most catchy songs is Take You Dancing.
It's an upbeat and catchy song that has captured the
hearts of listeners worldwide. By the way, would you like
me to play happy?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I was trying to get his the whistle baby?

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
All right, Alexa.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
If I put my lips together and blow air through them,
what am I doing?

Speaker 6 (03:32):
I'm not quite sure how to help you with that.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yeah, that does sound like a problem, Alexa.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
What is the famous Peppa Pig video viral for her doing?

Speaker 6 (03:50):
From kse dot edu. This portrayal of Peppa Pig first
became popular in China after a video of Pepa trying
to whistle.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I went out on the limbo. I went limb. I
was nervous.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
All right, Dave, You're gonna try and get Alexa to
say the word marble.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Alexa, please name five different kinds of rye bread.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
From kitchen aid dot com. The five basic types of
rye bread are light, medium, dark, pumper nickel, and marble.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I would have not thought of that either.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Wow job saying like give me five Bailey, start with you.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Your password is toenail toenail? Okay, Alexa? What can I
use nail clippers on?

Speaker 6 (04:44):
From the tech advacate dot org. Nail clippers can also
be a handy tool for cutting small loose threads from clothing,
bags and other fabric items.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
What girl, I don't want?

Speaker 5 (04:55):
What?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay? Try toenail?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Alexa? What do I have at the very end of
my foot that snags on my sock when I put
it on?

Speaker 6 (05:06):
I'm not quite sure how to help it off?

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Alexa, what is a pedicure for?

Speaker 6 (05:14):
According to an Alexa Answers contributor, a pedicure is a
procedure to improve the health and aesthetics of the feet,
particularly toenails.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yes, okay, I did it right? Is it my try
to give you guys a word?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
The word is Miley Cyrus Bailey, You're up first, okay.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Alexa, who sings song of the Summer End of the World.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
The song the End of the World was sung by
American singer Julie London.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
In nineteen sixty three, The Summer I thought.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I thought you tried way too hard.

Speaker 7 (05:53):
Alexa, who plays the iconic character Hannah Montana.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
According to an ale To Answers contributor, the actress who
plays Hannah Montana in the TV show Hannah Montana is
Miley Cyrus easy One.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, who sings Wrecking Ball.

Speaker 7 (06:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I know, but I was trying to plug my song
of the song.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Okay, like Alexa is always trying to get the word
count on an essay. All right, vaunt, You're going to
try and get Alexa to say the word elixir.

Speaker 7 (06:23):
See okay, uh, Alexa, what do they say is the
drink of eternal life.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
The elixir of life.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Wow, Okay, we're out of time. Alexa. Stop Alexa, have
a good day.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
From countryliving dot com. I have a feeling that today
is going to be a good day for you.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Okay, I got that from a website.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Website told her that all right, coming back commercial free
in a second on KTLEDB. Weekend tickets for you in
about another twenty minutes on ktledb. But also so we
want to hear from you about your stuff when you
got proposed to but you turned them down. Call me
six' five one nine eight NINE, ktwdb text AT katwb
one or use the talkback. Feature we're going to dive into.

(07:13):
This have you ever turned down her? Proposal and? Why
you'll hear the stories.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Next on YouTube and the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
App it's one on one point three kat W.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
B tell us why you turned down a?

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Proposal because there are people, Listening you've got to figure
there's at least a few people listening who have been
proposed to and it have turned been like said, no just,
no it's too, early it's not. Time if vont were
to Ask alyssa right, now will you marry? Me what
do you think she would, say.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
Prayy say, yes But i'd also be. Worried she'd be,
like that's a little too. SOON i don't know least.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
She WOULD i think she would be, Like, okay well
we're gonna put it off for a, while but YES
i accept the.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Proposal, yeah that's still like putting it. Off the reason
we brought this up my Friend. Kyle MAYBE i should
have said his. Name He'll i'll never hear. This he's
been with his girlfriend since high school and now we're
in our. Twenties and he said he PROPOSED i think
like two weeks, ago and he didn't tell. Anybody but
she was just, LIKE i don't want to get. Married,
ooh like tell you or, Period like she doesn't think
they need to get, Married like being in a relationship

(08:12):
is perfectly.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Fine nothing turned next to, her but it still.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Sucks what about? You why did you turn out a?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Proposal we'll stop With, ashley but call me at six
five one nine eight NINE ktwb or use the talk back,
feature or we'll check tech messages.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Too we're just.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Curious what did You you got somebody proposed and you
turned them?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Down, Ashley what Happened.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Ashley, so a coworker of mine set me up with
a friend of his and we went out on a first,
date went to a. Movie everything was, great but you
can't really get to know each. Other so he set
up a second. Date went, out had plans to get
dinner and drinks at the, bar and he was there
with a body of, his WHICH i thought was a little.

(08:53):
Strange and WHEN i first walked up to, him he
that the friend had, Said, oh so you must be
wifey AND i said excuse, me and he's, like, oh,
sorry my bed like Where i'm, From like that's what
we call our. Girlfriends AND i was like. Okay and

(09:13):
then the two of them started like fumbling something around
underneath the bar, counter AND i was, like what are
these two? Doing like are they passing illegal things or
what's going? On and then he turned to me he,
goes CAN i ask you?

Speaker 8 (09:27):
Something?

Speaker 4 (09:27):
OH i said, yeah, sure what's? Up and he, goes
will you marry? Me AND i said absolutely. NOT i,
said on one day with you and barely even know
who you, are there's no Way i'm saying.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yes why in.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
The world would he, Think, ashley that you would say
yes or that was a good thing to.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
DO I i'm still unsure to this, day to be.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Honest and he had a ring and.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Everything, yes he opened a solitaire diamond ring box and he,
goes what do you? Think AND i, said it's a beautiful.
Ring who's it?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
For did you ever see this guy? Again?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
ASHLEY i did.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Not are you married?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
NOW i am? Not, Okay? Ashley will you marry?

Speaker 9 (10:09):
Me?

Speaker 4 (10:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay you could have at least thought about? It all, Right?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Ashley, thanks great. Story let's hear your. Story Dave ryan
show one on one point three KD w Bry we'll
look for phone calls six K. W i will do
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(10:36):
see whether you like it or.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Not and here we. Go nothing yet.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
All, right not very.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Long so if you Watch Breaking, bad the ending Of
Breaking bad was. Epic it was well, written Unlike, sopranos
which was like kind of left you up in the,
air and a lot of shows you, know you get
to the end and you're, like that was a terrible series.
Finale so there's a show Called The boys and maybe
you've heard about. It the creator is really worried about
delivering a great series, finale and rightfully so.

Speaker 9 (11:18):
They, said, oh we had just a list of loose
ends on our board that we had no idea what
to do with. Them that we would keep compiling over the,
seasons and then when it came time to do the final,
season we would just start checking them off of, like
how do we pay them?

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Off because we're gonna look like. Geniuses M.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Miley sarvis had to patch up her dysfunctional. Family now
she drones on for quite a while in this, story
but to see if you can figure out whether any
of it is, her or whether It's Billy ray Or
trish Or noah or.

Speaker 10 (11:48):
What half of us weren't speaking to each other at one.
Point when we cleaned all that. Up that was a
really important part of my year this, year was all
of my family putting those lines of communications back together
a lot because of you, KNOW i had a lot
of loyalty to my, mom the way that families do
when parents get. Divorced you, KNOW i watched what happens
when you don't clean things up as they're. Happening they
really do stack and then all of a, sudden you,

(12:10):
go oh my, god it's been ten years and this
is a mess THAT i barely even know how to.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Start this is like emotional.

Speaker 10 (12:15):
Hoarding, yeah BUT i just kind of bust through the
pile that stacked and just, Go i'm, here you're. Here
let's start by having a good time.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
TOGETHER i wonder what In Miley cyrus's, family but whether
it's jealousy or Whether noah looks At miley and is
like you were Always mom's, favorite For dad paid more
attention to your.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Career Noah cyrus still got a.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Career BUT i, Mean Miley cyrus is like a you,
know a mega, superstar right.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
EXACTLY i feel the same way About Frankie.

Speaker 7 (12:40):
Jonas nobody pays any mind to him because he's like
so many years younger than The jonas.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Brothers that would be.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
TOUGH i, mean, seriously you mean you think, about, LIKE
i don't, know, yeah all The jonas, brothers But nick
is the one who is the heart of The jonas.
Brothers he's the one who writes the songs oh, see
oh oh. Oh when The Jonas brothers came here when
they were and, new back when they still wore purity,
rings they performed down the hall in THE kwb, skyrow
and the rest of them sang, like you, know like

(13:07):
kids in a choir saying with their mouths open and
their eyes, open and they were just singing. Along nick
had the soulful, face he had the eyes, closed and
he was into. It AND i, said that's the musician
in the. Group that's the guy with the music in his.
Soul the rest of them are just they're just because
they're along for the, ride, really and you, know, yeah
they're you, know moderately. Talented but there would be No

(13:28):
Jonas brothers Without nick writing this. Song, yeah absolutely.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
NOT i definitely feel.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
That, Yeah BUT i saw The Jonas brothers And Joe
jonas has the most beautiful Voice i've ever heard in
Live joe.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Does it was so. Good he was so. Good oh my,
GOD i can call, SOMEBODY i can solve what's? Up
how are you? Well let me read you this list
of the BEST tv dads of all.

Speaker 7 (13:49):
Time Since sunday Is Father's, Day Peter griffin and this
is no particular. Order Peter griffin From Family, Guy Phil
dunfie for A Modern, Family Phil banks or Just Uncle
phil From The Fresh, Prince Philip drummond From Different.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Strokes oh it's, Ringing oh Mister. Drummond, yeah, YEAH.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
I love Mister.

Speaker 7 (14:04):
Drummond Different Stroke we never watched that. Show Danny tanner
From Full. House is That Bob?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Sagat, yes m m, RIP i was thinking of hot what? Smash?
Okay Bob belcher From Bob's. Burger's some of THESE i agree.
WITH i don't know if they feel like they're just
da voicemail.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Dang the REASON i call this person is because they
have a story about turning down a. Proposal H Charles
schultz is the guy who he's the creator Of, Peanuts
Charlie brown And lucy And. Snoopy he used to live.
Here as a matter of, FACT i think he lived
most of his life here In.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Minnesota In.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Minnesota, yeah somebody texted in and, Said Charles schultz proposed
to my friend's. Grandma so think of your friend's. Grandma,
yes she turned him. Down she had red. Hair she
was the little red haired girl That Charlie brown always

(14:59):
had a crush on but could never get with.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
That is some deep family.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Lore is that a great?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
One won't that? Me the coolest thing?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
EVER i, say my grandma was the little little haired.
Girl oh, Wow oh that's. Crazy, okay back to the.
Dirt we're five minutes away from weekend, tickets so hang
on for. That this Is Dakota johnson won a Razzle.
Razzie so that's the. Thing is kind of like they
come out at the same time in The Academy.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Awards they're for bad, movies been.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Acting So Dakota johnson won A, razzie which is not an.
Honor then she got a message from her fellow, Winner Sandra.

Speaker 11 (15:34):
BULLOCK i won The razzie For Worst actress this really
good movie Called Madame Will.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Oh my, god yes you've heard.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
You did you accept The?

Speaker 11 (15:42):
Razzie oh, YEAH i asked if they'd send it to.
Me Sandra bullock sent me a voice note being, LIKE
i heard you are in The razzi club and we
should have. Brunch we should have a like a monthly.
Brunch BECAUSE i guess she won that the year that
she won The.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Oscar okay WHAT I i don't know what she won
The razzie four but some garbage.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Movie garbage.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Movie speaking of some garbage, movies some garbage, people The,
kardashians WHO i actually love.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Apparently fun.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Fact Kim kardashian employs how many nannies to help raise
her four?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Children, dave, yes two two. Seven that's a great. Question,
oh seven each day of the.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Week, interesting while she employs nine nine nannies to help
raise her four. Children they're responsible for, meals, clothing, laundry, security,
drivers and each of the kids'. Schedules and all of
the nannies are full. Time they work six days a
week for twelve hour shifts starting at six in the.
Morning their base salary do you want to guess their salary?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
On hundred thousand dollars a?

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Year, yeah one hundred thousand dollars a year exactly that Each,
yeah but they.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Probably if they live in do they live In we'll
probably get meals and transportation.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
Free, yeah and they get a pay raise if they
stay longer than eighteen.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Months and quote if the kids like, them.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
How do you feel a out somebody who can afford,
it basically not raising her? Kids AND i don't you,
Know kim is, smart but if you've got nine nannies
and she's got what four kids or? Kids, yeah are
you really raising your own? Kids are you so dedicated
to your business and money making empire that you're not
paying attention to your kids right or just doing a

(17:20):
little like you, know, ah.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
YEAH i colored with her Last, Tuesday and that's kind of.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
IT i wonder IF i wonder if anyone listening was
kind of raised by a nanny BECAUSE i didn't have a,
nanny BUT i know a lot of, Nanny's like a
lot of my friends have been nanny's in their life
and spend a ton of time with, kids like all
day long in the. Summertime AND i wonder if, that
like if her kids are kind of, like you, know

(17:44):
resentful that they don't spend any time with their. Mother.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
True AND i also wonder when moms and dads get
older or the kids grow, up do you, Go, GOD
i WISH i would have spent more time with my
kids instead of pawning them off on the.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Nanny yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
EXACT i mean nanny while you're at work is one
thing that's like you know it or, Nanny but if
you had a, nanny like take your kids to gymnastics
practice and you had your nanny take your kids to
Boy scouts or. Whatever do you feel like you missed?

Speaker 7 (18:08):
Out, yeah and it sucks because it's kim and like you,
know you have to.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Work everybody has to do what they have to.

Speaker 7 (18:13):
Do BUT i just couldn't imagine being so disconnected that
you have that many.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Many, yeah Nine.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Nanni it's a list of the one hundred best songs
of the year so far from a website you ain't
never heard of and neither. Of it's called consequence dot.
Com they put together a list of the top one
hundred year songs of the year so. Far here are
three of the Songs i've never heard. OF i don't
think any of them Except lady Godgaz. Abrakadabra let's play.

(18:40):
Them and then these are supposedly the three best songs
of the year so, far And i'll tell you what they.
Are this is Called it's A mirror By Perfume. Genius,
okay the next one you know this.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
One.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
And then the number one is it's Called Girls Feel
good By Fka, twigs Whom i've never heard.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
OF i don't mind that.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
ONE i feel Like i'm on the dance, floor But
i'm in The jungle at the same, time because it
had kind of a junglely like.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Vibe george of The, JUNGLE i get that.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
NOW i, remember remember this Is consequence Dot, com so
it's not, like you, know a whole lot of.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Credibility, yeah heavy Hitter consequence dot com.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Exactly and that is the dirt ON.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Kdwb we are just a couple of minutes away from
the weekend.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Tickets we're gonna get those for.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
You he just sold Out Met, stadium was, like had
the biggest crowd of any black artist ever at Met.
Stadium and the weekend is going to be. Here this
weekend on the fourteenth Is.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Sad, day three days. Away if you.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Want to, GO i get tickets for you right now
for the. Weekend and by the, way you haven't signed up,
yet you're really kind of missing out because it's super
easy to. Do go follow one oh one THREE kdwb On.
Instagram once you follow, us then you just just post
anything you can. Post it is now seven thirty five,
AM i don't. Care you can say my name is
whatever and then just tag anybody and then you're in,

(20:17):
Okay but then you gotta. Listen and here's the key
part that people don't quite. Realize once you do, that
you are. Registered but you have to hear your name
on the radio in the. Morning it's seven thirty. Five
we'll do it again at eight thirty. Five so here
is this hour's name for the weekend. Tickets what is
the handle this?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Hour?

Speaker 7 (20:36):
Right it Is meghan Dot. Pavlish i'm gonna spell it
because the last name is. Funky meghan dot P a
v L i s c. Ch So meghan Dot.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Pavlish, Okay meghan call me at six, five, one nine
eight NINE. Kdwb i'm gonna sell a little timeer on
An Apple, watch and you're gonna call within ten minutes
and thirteen. Seconds we had a winter yesterday. Twice, yeah, yeah,
Okay so listen for your name every morning at seven
thirty five and thirty. Five if not you this, time
then listen next hour because you do have to listen to.

(21:08):
Win while we're waiting For megan to, call we'll play
the weekend And Arion grande on k D. Wb the
weekend ON kdwb is here On saturday. Night this weekend
Is friday the. Thirteenth did you know?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
That?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Oh? Yeah do you believe in that kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Day, well there's a thing called the rhythm. Method, yeah
SO i, Learned, YEAH i. Learned don't practice the rhythm
method On friday the. Thirteenth what's the rhythm? Rhythm you
explain it to.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Me google.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
IT i don't want to google. IT i want you
to explain it to, Me.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Dave it is a form of birth, Control. Okay that
is basically you're kind of counting on things not being
fertile during that time of the. Month sure your rhythm is.
Off isn't only two days a month that a woman
can get.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Pregnant, no you can get pregnant like every, day except
for like on your like first or second day of your.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
PERIOD i THINK i.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Don't think you're. RIGHT i know more about this than you.
DO i don't think there's only two. DAYS i think
there's two days out of a month that a woman
is actually very, fertile.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Maybe the most. Fertile there are like a couple of
maybe not.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
TWO i would say like three days or four that
you're like super.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Fertile three days or four that when you're, Ovulating.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yes you're, ovulating but then the rest of the. Days
i've heard that term. Before you can.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Still get pregnant the rest of the, days you have
the best chance in that.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Like window of two.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Days it's two, days it might be like. Two somebody,
listens who.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Knows someone who listens, Knows i've never.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Bore a, Child you've never been pregnant, before so you wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
KNOW i wouldn't. Know, Yeah so the.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Rhythm method On friday the thirteenth is probably not a great,
idea was was my.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Point it would be a bad Look.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Nario now we're we're still waiting for our weekend winter
to call. In she has not called, in So i'm
going to guess if she's not called, in she's probably
not going to call.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
In probably.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Sleeping but we'll do it.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Again someone coming up at eight thirty five and then
fallon and cold this afternoon at three thirty five and
four thirty.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Five, okay someone texted it it's like five days that you're,
fertile and they, Said, bailey are you? OKAY i think
we need to Ask dave because he said two AND
i said, Four SO i was closer five days that you're.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
FERTILE i think it's.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Two and then someone says there's only a seventy two
hour period or a woman is fertile enough to actually get.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Pregnant, yeah seventy two. Hours that is pretty.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Close, however sperm can live inside for up to three,
Days so, no you can get pregnant.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
WHENEVER i, mean you shouldn't take a, chance but there's
definitely times when you're more likely when you're take a
chance when you are not gonna get.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
Pregnant, well someone's flaming, me, saying as a reproductive, person
you should know. This not not Unless i'm. Reproducing why
DO i need to KNOW i am? Reproducing you choose
to know what you want to.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
KNOW i don't want to know. THAT i got other
things in my. Brain we are.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
It doesn't look like they a winter on the, Weekend
so we'll move on to the get on with our.
Lives we're gonna play a little game here called the
call In Sick olympics ON. Katiewb so what you're gonna
do is you're gonna call us at six five to
one nine eight nine KD wb and you will give
us your best call in sick, impression and you, can you,

(24:09):
know take ten or fifteen or twenty seconds or. Whatever
i've never tried to call in sick with a fake,
voice BECAUSE i just you, know knock on. Wood i've
only had like five six, days six days my entire
time AT ktwb in its thirty few. Years it's, amazing
pretty healthy and you, know work out AND i go
To Livia hell yeah as a.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Horse healthy as a.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Horse, honestly it's kind of nice that text messages exist in,
general BECAUSE i can just text in saying, like hey,
guys it's a it's ELEVEN pm at night And i'm
feeling pretty. Bad So I'm i'm THINKING i might not
be there tomorrow versus calling in the.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Morning, NO i got that, totally THAT i, think SO
i think people have done that on the show.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Before so here's what we're gonna.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Do you call us at sixty five one nine eight
NINE ktwb and we will listen to your best call
in sick and see how you. Do first, Up Bailey,
Jhad Hey, bailey what's?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Up Hey, Dave i'm just.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Sorry i'm sorry it's like super, late but like my
stomach feels, weird Like i've got this like little.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Eat in my stomach AND i JUST i don't know
what it. Is SO i Think i'm gonna stay home.
Today i'm so, Sorry i'm so.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
OKAY i would believe it until the tear. Part OH
i cry all the, time, though do you? Really?

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Yeah, YEAH i would feel bad Because i'm missing out on.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Work.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
SEE i think the thing is you got to put
it on a little, bit but not too. Much you
get good until the cry. Part SO i would be,
like here you do?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Me, Okay Hey, dave what's? Up? Oh Hey?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Bailey Ah, GOD i hate to bother. YOU i am
not going to make it in. TODAY i am so.
SICK i cannot get off the. Toilet i'm on the
toilet right. Now i'm going at both. ENDS i know
you don't want to hear about, it BUT i am
not going to like ruin your show today by coming
into work.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
TODAY i want to believe a moment of, That, dave
because you sounded so bored throughout the whole. Thing and,
Also i'm on the toilet right. Now you couldn't get
off the toilet to make a.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Call it's that, bad all? Right shoot your? Shot Vun.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Let me do this ring ring Ring, Hello Hey? Dave, Hey,
hey what's.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
That i'm JUST i Don't i'm rolling around a bit
AND i have a, migraine AND i don't. Know there's
something coming out of my one end and something coming
out the. OTHER i JUST i don't THINK i could
come in for the show. Today, yea is it?

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Okay IF i say you know, WHAT i would believe
you because you don't like the MISWORDS.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I don't AND i still being, SICK i wouldn't lie about.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
IT i would absolutely believe you.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
CAN i say one Thing vaun SAYING i don't THINK
i can make it in is giving a high school student.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Because because you don't want to Say i'm not coming.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
In, no you Say i'm not coming, IN i cannot
come in VERSUS i don't THINK i. Can because if
you SAY i don't THINK i, can my understanding, is
oh so you. Can you just you're not gonna have
a good, time but you're coming.

Speaker 10 (26:52):
In.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Okay, well let's get on the phone here and see
how we do with with the call in Sick olympics ON.
Katiewb and you get a few seconds, too you do
your best call in. Sick first up Is? Shoney is that?

Speaker 5 (27:04):
You?

Speaker 7 (27:05):
Yeah this Is.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Shoni, Okay i'm.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Gonna answer the phone and then you give me your.
Spiel here we, Go Yellow.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Hey, Dave, hey what's, Up?

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Shony hate to follow you, This i'm not this. Sucks
i'm not gonna be able to make.

Speaker 8 (27:18):
It.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
MAN i made the.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
Mistake of getting quick trips sushi and it's just not
it's not looking good and there's enough janitorial staff to help.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Us oh, Man i'm sorry about.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
THAT i hate to do, this see, y'all but, YEAH
i JUST i gotta do.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
It we're shorthanded, Today. Shony is there any way you
can make it in at?

Speaker 7 (27:36):
All?

Speaker 4 (27:37):
NO i JUST i can't do, it you, Know AND
i truly apologize about, this but, uh you guys will
make it.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Through and if you need you, Support i'll try.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
To i'll try to hop on later.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
And see IF i could do the support from.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Home, Okay, toony thank. YOU i appreciate that offering to.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
See he did something that was gracious where he Said
i'm going to try my best to help out if
you need some.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
Help, yeah and he used a very specific example like quintum.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Sushi, MEANTIME i can HEAR i can hear people yelling
full in the.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Background, hey, hey keep it, down.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Guys all, right let's go To. Evan good, Morning. Evan, okay,
Good i'm Gonna i'm gonna be your boss and here we.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Go, Hello, Hi.

Speaker 12 (28:16):
Dave oh, MAN i Just i'm NOT i don't Think
i'm gonna be able to come in.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Today you, know what's? Up what's? MATTER i was drinking.

Speaker 12 (28:24):
Last night And i'm just not Feeling i'm just not
feeling too good right. Now SO i Think i'm gonna have,
to you, know spend the day and take care of
a little bit of self, care you know that.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Way you, know we've we've all rather irresponsible to miswork
because you're. Hungover BUT i mean we've all been. There
i'm hungover right, now SO i TOTALLY i totally get.
It you take it, easy drink a lot of. Fluids, okay,
OH i will thank, you thank. You, Okay, Hey, Kara,
kara you're about to call in sick on the call
in Sick. Olympics i'm your, boss and here we.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Go.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Hello.

Speaker 8 (28:59):
Hello BUT i was working at The Ramsey County jail
AND i was at the end of my fit at this,
time and that is illegal to have to explain why
you're sick for any. Reason so this is HOW i do.
It HOW i did.

Speaker 12 (29:12):
It good.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Morning her phone cut.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Out she says she works at The Ramsey County, jail
and it's illegal to ask people why you're. Sick you
just have to Say i'm not going to come in. Today,
wow not good. Job Hey, mara you're calling in. SICK
ma give us your best. Performance i'm your, boss and
HERE i.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Go, Hello, Hey, DAVE i have a really bad migraine.
Today i'm not going to be able to comment.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Because the migraine make you throw.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Up if it's really, bad it.

Speaker 7 (29:53):
Could, yeah it's too obvious to throw up on the.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Phone, yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Okay you know, WHAT i would never question anybody UNTIL
i hung up the. Phone i'd be, like, Yeah jenny
sick again? Today, JENNY i don't think she's. Sick it
sounded like she.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Was you. KNOW i find me so CAN.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
I read this?

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Time?

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Really i'm so SICK i can't make it.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
In the poops are so uncontrollable THAT i had to
poop in the weeds by a car repair.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Shop, okay who wrote that In I'm Finding? You i'm
going to come and find.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
You if you didn't listen to The Minnesota.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Goodbye they're talking About dave who had to poop in
the weeds by a car repair shop the other.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Day you, Know, bailey this was not meant for the.
Radio that was exclusive content on The Minnesota. Goodbye now
they don't have to go.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Listen Well i'm not going to give, details but if
you want to, laugh you can go check it out
on The Minnesota.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Goodbye, yeah thanks for bringing that, up you. Know all,
right we got one. More this Is. Janna we're doing
the calling call in Sick. Olympics, Jenna i'm your. Boss
i'm answering the. Phone you do your. Thing here we.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Go.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Hello i'm so, sorry But i'm not going to be
able to make it into work. TODAY i have a
really bad case with. Thicket is of what sick it is?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Is, yeah sick it is. Crap, yeah you, KNOW i
can't come into work today BECAUSE i got back. Problems
rich told me IF i came, back there'd be. Problems all, Right,
hey CAN i talk to you about fertility for a, Second?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Jana?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Sure, Okay Because bailey AND i were having a discussion
a minute ago AND i, said, okay It's friday the,
thirteenth not a good day to practice the rhythm method
of birth. Control And bailey's, like watch That i've never
heard of, It and then we talked about how a
woman can only get pregnant two days out of the, month,
right he, says it's. Four what do you know about, This, Janna.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Well i'm not an, expert BUT i feel like it's
definitely more than, two and.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
A lot of people as texted in saying it's like
five or. Six but STILL i feel, like can't you
get pregnant any?

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Time they say you can get pregnant anytime because your
body will do weird, things but you can't get? PREGNANT i,
mean can you get pregnant during your?

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Period, well isn't it like the few days?

Speaker 3 (32:05):
BEFORE i think that's yours your most Fertile, no your
most fertile time is two weeks after the start of your.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Period isn't that?

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Correct it's, like, yeah it's, in it's in The the
hug of the month is when you can get the most,
pregnant you, know the fattest part of the.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Month, NO i didn't know.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
THAT i just made that.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Up.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Day if somebody to talk back about the ovulation all
right here it. IS i don't.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
Know you said you ovulate one day a, month but
the sperm can stay alive and you for a couple
of days before.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
That that's.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
True so if you the sperm can stay alive in your,
belly in your area for a couple of, days it's
very it's warm and hospitable in.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
THERE i wonder if it gets scared because it's dark in.
There the.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Sperm you, know the things you say that come out
of your, mouth they bring Back DRAKE i, SAW i
want to, say bring my. Train all, right thank you
for the reproduction. Talk we appreciate, it and we are.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
We're gonna.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Do we're gonna.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Do name that tune in a. Second i'm kt W
b monsters the. Pot as a matter of, FACT i
think we should started when named that tune right. Away
you guys, Ready, Yeah i'm.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Ready.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Okay i'm gonna give you little clues about a.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Song you are gonna tell me what the song, is
and you'll have to bid on how many seconds you
need to name that. Tune vant you are gonna go.
First are you?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Ready?

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yes, Okay So i'm gonna give you a clue and
then you would tell me what you want to.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Bid here we. Go first, Song.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
This song hit number, one but then this song hits
some legal issues when it was revealed it was kind
of a copy of a CLASSIC r AND b song Vant.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
All, Right, BAILEY i can name that tune in three.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Seconds name that, tune, vineyboy get up vont that is
a blurred?

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Line yes it, is, Indeed yes it. Is, okay very. Good,
yes slaunch is on the. Board here we. Go Ok,
bailey you get first bit on this. One all, right
can you figure out what this song? Is it might
be convoluted or difficult or, complex BUT i think you
can do.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
It, Okay, Uh, DAVE i can name that tune in three, Seconds.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
DAVE i can name Or, BAIL i can name that
tune in two. Seconds let's. See, okay name that. Tune
knew it?

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Complicated, YEAH i didn't want to do like THE i
could name it in.

Speaker 9 (34:42):
One.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
OH i was. NERVOUS i considered that was a good.
Hint that's WHAT i.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Thought, WELL i thought it was going to be complicated
based on the. Hints but THEN i, thought, Well i'll
be a team, player all, Right So i'm got two
on the. Board bailey is a.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Cheerio, Okay, okay there's gonna be one, more And i'm
going to give you the clue as soon AS i
tweak a couple of things on the. Computer here we.
Go here's your, CLUE a one hit wonder who may
have taken between six and eight years to write this, Song.
Vaunt you bid, First.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
BAILEY i can name that tune in two. Seconds name that?
Tune Vant.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Oh h.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
But seven years old or?

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Seven i'll give it to you seven.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Years who is?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
That Lucas?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Graham, YES i don't even know you know.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
So you know?

Speaker 5 (35:32):
This?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah, okay back to name THAT i.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Have forgotten about that.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Song, Okay, bailey you are bidding first on name that.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Tune, okay here we.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
GO i know you longed for the past when things were,
easier but just try to calm your, anxiety relax and
guess what this song. IS i know you longed for
the past when things were, easier but just try to
calm your. Anxiety relax and guess what this song. Is,
bailey what do you?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Bid?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Dave i'm going to.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Bid. Uh i'm gonna name that tune in two, Seconds,
bailey name that. Tune oh, gosh hold, on give me a.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Second it's uh, NO i know it because this is
the song that played every morning WHEN i woke up
to the.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Radio i'm ready to see and wish you could turn
back time to the good old. Days we're stressed.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Out, yes exactly, Right, yes one.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Pilots, OKAY i knew it was twenty one. PILOTS i
did not like this.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
SONG i liked.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
IT i WISH i found some bad to.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Sounds THEN i heard it a lot of.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
It it's kind of like.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
If you eat at if you work at McDonald's and
every day you get a Big. Mac after a, while you're,
LIKE i Love Big, max But I'm i'm ready FOR i.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Think it played every day at seven o five in the,
morning AND i was, like this is the song.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Again all, right here we. Go next, one name that
tune vant your. Bidding first boy band member goes solo
and does this song about a delicious.

Speaker 7 (37:13):
Dessert i'm gonna go out on a, Limb, BAILEY i
can name that tune in one.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Second, fine name the tune.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Vauant cake by The. Ocean, yes exactly.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Right, YES i knew.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
That one boy band member goes solo and does this
song about a delicious.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Dessert this is a great song for.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
You thank.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
You, yes The jonas brothers do this. Well Joe jones
does this one When jonah's brother's.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Tour, oh, okay next. One i'm not sure what the score.
Is i'm just having fun doing the.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
GAME i have. Won, OKAY i, Think, bailey you're back to.
Bidding here we.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Go how you feeling you might be a lot better
when you hear this? Song how you feeling you might
be a lot better when you hear this?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Song all?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Right But i'm gonna name that tune in one? Second all,
Right Bailey, jay name that? TUNE i do my? Hair
oh good as?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Hell, yeah, babe, okay next, one you're bidding? First here we,
go Pabla, espanol young.

Speaker 7 (38:16):
LADY i THINK i know what it.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Is i'm a. DAVE i can name that tune in one.
Second all, right name that?

Speaker 7 (38:24):
Tune, yep It's senorita, baby.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
It, is, yes good? Job all. Right the score right
now is montast.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
FIVE i have, two, okay so.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
It's really out Of.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Reachion if as long as you're having, fun we'll keep
playing that that, Matters and we have one more to.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Go all, Right here we go the final song On
name that? Tune here we. Go is he a? Criminal a?

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Thief does he cheat on his taxes or take fifteen
items in the ten items are less. Line you better
stay away from. Him i'll give it to you. Again
is he a, criminal a? Thief does he cheat on his?
Taxes or take fifteen items and the ten items are less,
Line you'd better stay away from.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Him, bailey you bid.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
First i'm gonna name that tune in two, Seconds Dave BAILEY.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
J name that? Tune oh bad? Guy yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
You got? It, okay who's the?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Winner oh league wins today five.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Points i'm playing the whole SONG i can't do on
kat wb