7am Hour - SIKE Ward

Jenny has a list of jokes, No Phone Screener Friday, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy Friday, wild one last night. That's good news. And
the Viking's got a guard in the draft last night.
And what else in sports? The Wolves play tonight at
Target Center. They were tied up with the Lakers one
to one. I don't know if you saw my Instagram,
but you know my dog, my dog Josie, uh departed

(00:20):
us about two months ago. So I've been slowly kind
of looking at dogs. And we came close to getting
like a rescue dog named Gavin, and Gavin was just like,
I mean, we weren't quite ready. And so I'm in
Colorado and I went to the pet store. Now I
get it, I'm definitely gonna lean toward a rescue dog
of foster dog something like that. But I love puppies.

(00:42):
So I went to the pet store and I found this.
It was a mini burn A doodle. A what a
mini bern A doodle? I don't know what Ane bernice'e
but Bernie.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's a Bernie's not a dog mixed with a poodle.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay. And this little guy, oh my god, he was
so happy.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Weld look at my video on Instagram and you can
tell people are commenting like, you're both so happy. I've
never seen you so happy, David. It's like I know,
and it's just he was just so full of love
and the little nibbles and kisses.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
They always say that you don't choose a dog, a
dog chooses you, and I'm really feeling he chose you, David.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
You know you have to go back and get him.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
He did say he wanted to surprise Susan.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
She'll be fun, you know, I really I talked to
the guy at the pet store and I want to
get to We got other things I want to talk about,
and including the keyword. But pet store pets are completely legit.
They're from a breeder, but you know, and the readers
are governed by the USDA.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
So all these breeder horrible stories, that's not who the
pet store deals with, and a lot of that's in
the past now whatever. But I'm still probably gonna get
like a four year old like old foster dog, you know,
some lonely old girl that her owner died or moved
away or something like that. So anyway, go look at
the picture. It brings joy. You know what else brings joy?
Go to a concert tomorrow night. We're going to send

(02:08):
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on the iHeart Radio app. Tell me about this taxi
cab light theory. What is this all about and the
cab light theory gablet theory.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, basically at a theory about how men decide to
settle down in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
So basically they are not.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Available for a while until their quote light is on,
so meaning like they've decided they're ready to settle down
and commit to a relationship, and once their light is on,
they're more likely to commit to the first person they meet,
regardless of prior relationships, just like.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
A cab That's why it's called the cab light theory.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
So basically they could have had so for instance, say
a guy is thirty one years old, his cab light
just went on, but he had a really good relationship
when he was twenty five, but he just wasn't ready yet.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
His light was off at that point.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
So at thirty one years old, his light went on
and he settled down with the next person that came along,
versus probably someone he loved a lot, which just wasn't
ready for it at twenty five. And so this all
stem from sex in the city. It's an old theory,
but I've seen a lot of top in it, and
Bailey seen it too, And now being a single woman

(03:36):
once again, I am curious if anybody feels like they've
followed this, Like, are there any guys out there that
would admit, yes, that's true. I wasn't ready at this age,
but then I was, so I decided to settle down. However,
there was someone I probably would have settled down earlier
had I been ready.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I mean, this has been so long ago for me,
you guys, I really don't remember. But there's definitely an
age when I was in my twenties I wasn't going
to settle down with anybody. I mean, I could have
settled down with Julie, because Julie and I really hit
it off, but honestly, I wasn't ready. I was just
too busy, like being young and having fun and you know,
doing all the like the radio stuff that we did.
And I never thought about it, but I think that

(04:19):
you're right when you say we guys pass up wonderful
women that we could have been with but we weren't
ready yet. I talked to my friend Brentley about that
there a few years ago when we were still speaking,
and he said, I just think about all these great
women that I dated, and I should have like married
one of them because they were great. And he's like, now,
at my age, I'm not finding those great women anymore.

(04:41):
They're either all taken or they're not there. So yeah,
but I don't know. I think it's always kind of
been that way. I don't know. And then a guy
when he's ready to get married, then he'll settle for
somebody who's like right there. Is that kind of what
it is?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Pretty much?

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Yeah, it's so the whole like, the whole theory is
that you drive around your little taxi cab, you drive
around in like your twenties, thirties or whatever, with the
light off, just dating people like you might even be
in long relationships, but then you're like, Okay, some biological
clock inside of this man like goes on, so he
turns on the cab light and that's just the first
person that opens the door to take the cab is

(05:19):
the one that they choose.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
And is this like a doting with all men or
is it like a generational thing like more recent I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
The I mean, the theory itself doesn't specify.

Speaker 7 (05:28):
It just kind of says it's a blanket statement. Yeah, okay,
mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Here's a text that says it's got to be true
because there's absolutely zero reason why my fiance chose me
because I am a train wreck for real home.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
Well, I don't know. The part of that.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
The theory that boggles me a little bit is that
I don't think that a guy who's, you know, all
of a sudden ready to settle down, is going to
pick the first woman that he's like that is available
or you know, like a good.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Well good enough. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I think that if you've waited a long time, you're
probably gonna be like em, not gonna be with the
first person that comes along.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Well, someone did say that they absolutely do think it's true.
I got married at twenty three and I completely blew it.
I've had many relationships since that that showed me the
true value of the woman I lost to my immaturity.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Ooh so they were ready at that point.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, okay, gotcha. Yeah, here's what Texas says. I'm thirty three.
I've always been the nice guy, never cheated, and really
involved in relationship. I've been hurt so many times and
currently in a relationship where I've been hurt multiple times
that wherever this ends, I'm just gonna uninstall the cab lights.
So they're just gonna be done. It's just they're just done. Hey,

(06:42):
let us know what you think. Also, we're gonna do
what is that We got something coming up here that
we're gonna do like a little talk back and I
can't remember what.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah, so it's going to be facial Friday. So what
we do is we need to know why your week
has just been the worst and why you deserve a facial.
So you're gonna leave that on the talkback feature Onlineheart
radio app and then out a fun price for you. You
can win a hydrofacial with face boundary and also a
clear silk laser from Lasery.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
So this is like three hundred dollars worth of services.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
So this is pretty cool Facial Friday, and we do
it for men and women too. Men can get it facial.
I've seen it happen. If you want to get it
what I've seen it happen. If you want to get
a facial, I'm not doing anything. I don't know what
you're doing. If you want to get a facial, then
what you gotta do is you gotta get on the
talkback feature and tell us in thirty seconds or less
why you've had a rough week, why you deserve a

(07:31):
facial and if you can end your thing with and
that's why I need a facial that gets you bonus points.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
So do that.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
We'll play some of those coming back next on Facial
Friday on Katie WB kt WB. It is commercial free
for one solid hour on the day. Bryan in the
morning show, I had a lot of stuff going on.
We got more keywords for you for the last chance
to win tickets for Charlie XCX. But right now it's
Facial Friday and we're gonna.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Give away facial.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
This is like a high quality facial, high end three
hundred dollars facial treatment. All you got to do is
use a little talk back and tell us why you
deserve a facial, why you've had a hard week.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Let's dive into the talk backs. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I am a busy, busy mom of two.

Speaker 8 (08:14):
I said, four hours at the doctor's office yesterday in
between the two boys appointments and my own appointment. And
on top of that, I am my fiance's uber driver.
So I am tired, and that's why I need a facial.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Facials are so relaxing. I fell asleep.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
I've had one facial in my life, and I fell
asleep and woke myself up snoring. So they're the best.
All right, Another facial Friday. What do we got?

Speaker 9 (08:39):
I need a facial because me and my kid's father
woke up to our daughter heaving diarrhea all over our
bed today. No, no, and on top of that, she
decided to smear it in to one of our sheets.
So I just need a small brain and.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
A very nice facial.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oh, bros, I've got four kids. I've never had one
smeared diary.

Speaker 10 (09:13):
Lord.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Okay, let's do another one facial Friday. They're gonna pick
one of these at random. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
This week has been crazy.

Speaker 11 (09:20):
I work with speed kids, I work with special education,
and kids are just being going insane. We only have
like four and a half weeks left.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Of school, so they're going crazy.

Speaker 11 (09:32):
Just like a couple of days, I go, I got
spit on by a kid, So I got spit on
me on my arms, my face. I feel like that's
a good reason to go get a facial, right, can't
say no to me?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Come on?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, we got more of these. Couple more on facial Friday,
and we gotta pick one. K here we go.

Speaker 12 (09:53):
Last Saturday, I ran my first Ultra brathon fifty k
thirty one point two miles. This week I worked full
time to care of the kids. Uh and then to speaking.
I'm flying out to Atlanta to run a high rox
race and honestly, I just need a moment to relax
and jimay not moving my body.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
So that is why I need a facial.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Dang girl, Yeah, I admire you. I'm not gonna give
you facial. You are running around living your best life.
There are people with diarrhea in their bed.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I admire invit and you do like an ultra marath
whatever she said she did, that's cool, But you're you
chose to do that. That's on you, and you're that
you're living your best life. You no facial for you,
but no fai, no facial for you. But I'm I'm
impressed with you. So let's do a couple of more
that I got my favorite in mind already.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay, I've got two more, so let's just give these
sons of lessons.

Speaker 13 (10:48):
I need facial because you've got a new copy that's
been keeping us all up. It's not about to hopefully
graduate from high school or he could end up being
a credit short. And two other that need made attacking
it around and my adult man child husband. That's why
I needed a facial.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Okay, you know, I get it.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
You're busy. This is like a standard busy. I need
a facial entry. Let's do one more and see if
we got a winner.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
Good morning everyone.

Speaker 13 (11:19):
I think that I should get a facial because this
week has been a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
My child had three sporting events this week. All of
them were away about an hour away each.

Speaker 13 (11:30):
I got informed I'm losing my office.

Speaker 12 (11:32):
I have to move to a cubicle. And then my
daughter told me last night that for spring.

Speaker 13 (11:37):
Show today, for dance, I.

Speaker 12 (11:39):
Have to bake cookies for a bake sale that I
was not aware of, and.

Speaker 11 (11:43):
I'm supposed to work till five and the dance of
at six push me.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, that's all I got of a sitcom. Yeah, mom,
we need a dozen muffins for gymnastics tonight tonight.

Speaker 7 (11:56):
When did you find.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
This out last Thursday?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
All right, Well, the clear winner is diarrhea woman. That
is the clear winner because and we're gonna nickname her
Diarrheabo diarrheb player again, play diarrhea woman again.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:11):
I need a facial because me and my kid's father
woke up to our daughter having diarrhea all over our
bed today and on top of that, she decided to
smear it in to one of our sheets. So I
just need a small break and a very nice facial.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
I need a facial, you got it. I'm not sure
what her name is always known to us as diarrhea
woman everybody else, you know what, I think you would
probably even admit that, Yeah, she probably deserves that one,
so especially as.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
A smear for me, that's that really sold it.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Mm hmm yep.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
But the funny thing is, you know what, there's a
mom listening right now that's like, yep, that's happened to
me any times. I understand, all right. That is facial
Friday on kd w B. He usually Vaunt stirs the pot.
But Vaughn is a charming young man. If you met him,
you'd be like so impressed with how polite and kind
and interested in you he is.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Vonn's just a good human.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
So once in a while he gets tired of stirring
the pot and he wants to bring you something more positive.
This is Vaunce feel good Friday. Vaunce, what do you
got today?

Speaker 7 (13:20):
Yeah, this is one of the more odd stories and
feel good Friday, but it ends in a positive note.
So there's these two guys. There's a Mitchell and Brian
and they've been friends for about two years. They're walking
on the beach and they're literally just platonic friends. A
lot of people have said, oh, you guys will look
cute together, but they never fit into it. So they're
walking on the beach, just enjoying a nice day when
all of a sudden, Mitchell the guy steps into Quicksand

(13:42):
at the beach. I didn't know, Oh my god, I
didn't know Quicksand was real I'm gonna be honest, I
thought it was just like one of those TV myth
type things, but it's real. And apparently this is not
Mitchell's first time in quicksand either. He's an habitual quicksander.
So he started sinking into quicksand, and Briann's just like,
I don't know what to do. And a man is
sinking in the quicksand for a good fifteen minutes. I

(14:02):
don't know if she tried to call anybody or help him,
but I guess she didn't want to get too close.
So after maybe fifteen minutes of him panicking trying to
save his life, Brands worrying, I don't know what I'm
gonna do. Am I gonna watch this man die? But
apparently she was able to. I guess somebody helped. Somebody
called and services were able to get him out. And
in the course of all this, she called and was like, Hey,

(14:23):
my boyfriend is blah blah blah. And when she said boyfriend,
he was like, oh, he was in the quicksand, but
he was like, oh, she called me boyfriend ah. And
after that they ended up being a couple. Finally they
found out with each other that they were had feelings
for each other like here and there before, but they
didn't want to lean into him.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
But the stressful moment brought them together.

Speaker 7 (14:41):
I mean quicksand that's what it took.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, just like speed, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 7 (14:45):
I want to go to their wedding to hear that's like,
just imagine being at the wedding. Yeah, it all started
by quicksand. I saw a meme and this is so true.
If you're like anywhere like forty and above, the meme
applies to you. It's like, I really thought quicksand would
play a much bigger role in my life because when
you were a kid, didn't you watch a movie or
some stupid show where Gilligan's Island where Gilligan steps into

(15:08):
quicksand and and you sink into the quicksand and then
you're going to die because and it turns out there
really is I mean, I think there is such a
thing as quicksand is evidenced by this story, but it's
not in everybody's backyard or in the neigh local neighborhood
park like we thought when we were kids.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
We're all traumatized by the never ending story when the
horse got swallowed up by all that quicksand couldn't do it,
So I've always been scared of quicksand or like a
pete bogdog.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
A pete bog is terrifying.

Speaker 7 (15:37):
Why's quicksand on the beach though? Shouldn't that be regular sand?
Or is there a difference? I know nothing. Like I said,
I thought it was fictitious.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
You thought it was fake.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
I did.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
The one time I've seen quicksand was on the Backyard Agains,
which is animated shows.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Look up at look up and see you're really good
at this.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Look up, it's quicksand real, because I've heard that quicksand
and then and and this story seems to back it up.
But but I've heard that quickly you sink into it,
can't get out. But I don't even know that it's
real real?

Speaker 3 (16:05):
What do you see?

Speaker 6 (16:05):
It says that it's real, but the cinematic depiction of
people being instantly swallowed whole is inaccurate. It's a mixture
of fine sand, clay, and water that becomes unstable under pressure,
causing it to liquify.

Speaker 14 (16:19):
But you won't like it like you slowly sink Yeah,
I mean yeah, she said that within seconds, he was
like waste deep in the quicksand, so it had to
swallow him up kind of quickly.

Speaker 7 (16:32):
Also, if you're waste deep at that point, I'm saying goodbye,
I'm you bye. That's what I'm saying. She don't go.
And if within seconds I'm waste deep, how many more
seconds is it going to take? I'm only so tall, Jenny,
we can't all be six with six.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Like, are you not going to at least try to
find something to help someone out?

Speaker 3 (16:50):
I mean a broom handle or something like that, a
broom handle in the middle of the.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Beast, something like a chair or something, or an umbrella.

Speaker 7 (16:59):
And don't they say, if you like try to fight
it or you struggle more, you're just gonna sink yourself in.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
That's what they say.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
That's part of the that's part of the the legend,
the lore of quicksand is don't try to fight it,
because now you're going to sink even deeper.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
I'm gonna go ahead and make a prediction for you.

Speaker 7 (17:15):
Okay, you will.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Never and I mean you want you, Jenny Bailey, everybody,
you'll never encounter quicksand in your entire life. Just go
have put that out there. You'll never see it. You'll
never have to worry about it, Okay, but.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I worry about it.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
I do, however, have a little bit of an irrational
fear of sinkholes, because anytime those things happen, it always
swallows someone up and they die. And I feel like
I just saw an article about it, like a week ago,
of two couples like just driving along and then their
car like sink into a sink hole and die.

Speaker 7 (17:43):
Yeah, and die. There's been a lot of sinkholes in Jersey.
They were talking about that. When I was home last weekend.
There was a construction on a major highway because like
sink holes out of nowhere, and you don't know what
goes on down there because they're trying to patch it
up and you might mess with something that's under ground
and then sink hole happens down goes on down there.
You don't people down there, the fractice.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
All right, thank you, Vought. I'm kt w B.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
We're gonna do no phone screener Friday and a little bit.
We got some new rules on no phone screener Friday,
and we'll cover those in a bit. Also, we're about
five minutes away from your X keyword for Charlie XCX.
Right now, let's do Dave's dirt and cover this on
kd WB's.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
The Dave Ryan Show one on one point three kd
WB Wild one.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Last night Wolves played tonight and the Vikings drafted a guard,
and that is your sports report for now. Rumors have
intensified that Colin Jos will exit Saturday Night Live in
the end of this season.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, it's saying he's going away.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
We're not really sure why, but his wife, Scarlett Johansson
is hosting the season finale. That makes for an opportunity
for a grand season send off after twelve seasons with
Colin Joe. I never realized he was attractive, and I'm
until I realized he was married Discarlett Johansson. Then I said, oh,
he must be really attractive because he's married.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Discarla.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Joe didn't realize that Colin Jos was attractive.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I am not a somebody who's really a judge of
whether men are attractive or he's.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Like by the book attractive.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Jenny, you disagree, well, no, no, no, no, sorry.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
I was saying you're not good at deciding are attractive.
I wouldn't say he's by the book attractive. I think
he's pretty average looking. He's attractive, but I don't think
that he's a stand out.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Oh my gosh, Dave Bailey gets hony for every guy
that's got a pulse. It doesn't matter any any guy
that's got a pulse. Ben He's like, Oh he's hot.

Speaker 7 (19:36):
Is he single?

Speaker 13 (19:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (19:38):
Dave, where are you seeing that at? I don't see
that anywhere?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Uh got my sources, so Dave, because.

Speaker 7 (19:45):
I'm just so upset because Michael Jay and Colin Jokes,
the two guys that Weeken Update, they have propa. I
think posted it longest than any other week ind Update anchors.
But they are so funny.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
It's like el skit that I actually feel like I know,
I don't know anything.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
There's kind of a cliche of like when you watch
Saturday Night Live after Weekend Update, you can turn it
off because it's gonna be stupid after that. So I
found myself in that situation a lot of times. Movies
a weekend Sinners is gonna do really well this weekend. Also,
there's a movie out called The Accountant that is a
sequel that looks like it's gonna be pretty good. Star
Wars Episode three Revenge of the Sith is a wild card.

(20:25):
It's the twentieth anniversary re release and that'll be out.
That'll make about twenty million dollars and revenue for the
R rated horror movie until dawn about ten million dollars.
Are you gonna go see Sinners Spunt He's loaded some Yeah, no,
I'm here, Yeah, probably tomorrow. I told Alyssa that I
want to see it because it's looks so good. I

(20:47):
think this is the time of year where movies start
to come out and they good movies. Sinners this week,
Final Destination in like two or three weeks.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
And as far as New Music Friday, we got a
couple of ones that are worth checking out.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Here.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
This is Benson Boone on New Music Friday. Play a
little clip for you see if you like. It's called
Mystical Magical Benson Boone. That's not a cross between Panic
at the Disco and that what's that song that was horrible?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
The one?

Speaker 7 (21:21):
That's what I was thinking that.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
It's got a vibe between Panic at the Disco and
who did I believe in?

Speaker 3 (21:27):
A thing called love the Darkness? The Darkness? Play it again?
Check it out?

Speaker 7 (21:30):
See hold on.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
That's that song is just weird enough that I like it.
And Benson Boone is kind of a weirdo anyway. He's
just he's got a weird young seventies porn star look
to him, and he plays that up and and he's.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Kind of a weirdo. And I like that song.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, a couple of more things, and we got right
get right into no phone screen, your Friday and your
keyword to win the last pairs of Charlie XCX tickets.
So hang on for that one. Not quite there yet,
but I do. This is just kind of interesting. Are
these the best opening lines in rock songs? Let's check
it out and see if these are the best opening

(22:09):
lines in rock songs?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
No, I always hated that song. I hate that song.
I've hated that song since it was new. If it
came on the radio now, I would turn it off.
Some people call me, Maurice, shut up. That doesn't make
any sense.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
Honestly, I know that song only because it was on
that seventies show, on their musical episode, and that's all
I think about when I hear it, and I love it.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's a good Okay. Well, no, well, we've just agreed
to disagree on that. All right, here we go. It
is time for your keyword for Charlie XCX. This is
a big deal. Listen to the keyword and then grab
your phone and use the talkback feature to say the
keyword is target. The keyword is target, and you don't
have to do it.

Speaker 7 (22:54):
But you don't have to enjoy life either, don't.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
You can just not enjoy life. You don't have to
do anything. You can sit there on the couch all day.
You can stare out the window, or you can enjoy
life and dive right in by. So get your phone out,
open up the iHeartRadio app. As you're streaming KTIWB. There'll
be a red button up in the top right looks
like a microphone. Tap that and just say the key

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word is target.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Boom. That's how it works.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
The keyword changes every single time we do it, and
another one comes up at eight oh five this morning,
play Win, listen and go to the show tomorrow night.
All right, Jurd is brought to you by six Pinet
two Injured Himer Lammer's injury Law. A week or so ago,
or maybe earlier this week, we said, what do we
talk about too much? On the show, and some of
it was like, oh, Dave talks about too much about

(23:43):
people not picking up dog poop, or Bailey talks too
much about Disney, or Jenny talks too much about being poor,
or Vont talks too much about Alyssa? What do we
talk about too much on the show. But one of
the things that came up you guys, was I love
phe no phone screen your Friday, but people screw it up.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
How do they screw it up?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Well, we give rules at the beginning that say no
shout out, so you can't give.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
A shout out.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Hey, I want to give a shout out to my wife.
She's turning thirty four years old today. We love doing
shout outs, but not during no phone screen of Friday.
You can't shout out your kids musical or you're theater
production this weekend. But we got a new rule, and
I hate to bring this up. Can I bring it up?

Speaker 7 (24:21):
Yes, go ahead and do it.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
I hate this.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
No that The rule is you got to be at
least sixteen to be on no phone screener Friday. Now,
it's very cute when put somebody puts little Samantha on
the phone and little Samantha's like hi, and we're.

Speaker 7 (24:38):
Like Hi, who's this Samantha? Hi, Samantha, how are you?

Speaker 6 (24:46):
God?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
And we're nice because we love kids and we're not
gonna hurt little Samantha's feelings. But people want at least
sixteen year olds to be on the show. Does that
make sense?

Speaker 2 (24:58):
That makes sense to Lia any kind of punishment. Yes, Next,
the rule.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
If you break the rule, if you give a shout out,
plug your business, your Instagram, or have your little Samantha.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Call, we will hear this sound instantly.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
And then you're a click because on them.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, so that's why it works. But other than that,
we love no phone screen you Friday. It's a lot
of fun. So let's dive in and see what we
got no phone screen for Friday six five one nine
to eight nine kd wub Jenny, you're gonna answer the
phone calls there because it's just with the delay and
bleded blah blah blah blah blah. So I'm not sure
we got phones ringing yet?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Do you have a phone ringing?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
So I will pick it up.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Let's go here we go.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Hello, you're on no phone screener Friday. What's your name?

Speaker 10 (25:47):
Jake, what's going on? Guys?

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Not much? What's going on? Jake?

Speaker 10 (25:50):
Well, this is totally random, but this is a question
I have. Uh, does do any of you or anybody listening,
I guess, have a go bag.

Speaker 14 (26:04):
Like ready, like for what circumstances?

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah, for what circumstances.

Speaker 10 (26:09):
Take Well, okay, so most people think of go bags
or like a bug out big for like that's associated
with like preppers are the crazy people that are and
and to an extent I think it is. I'm not
a prepper one of those people. But I jokingly said
to my wife because after work today I got to
run to her parents' place I lived. They live an
hour and a half away, and I was like, man,

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I should just get a go bag ready just so
I can for those moments, I can just grab that
and go. And with life circumstances right now with us,
like her dad's sick and so anything could happen anytime.
She said, no, really, we both probably should have a
go bag ready with just overnight essential you know, like

(26:52):
have your toilet trees ready to go.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Okay, all right, I'm gonna stop you just just for
just for time's sake, because we want to get to
other callers here, I do not have a go bag.
I don't think it's a bad idea. But you know,
if there were a nuclear apocalypse or the zombies really
did they were coming. They're coming from Shaska. They're coming
up the road. They're coming up forty one from Shaska.
I got to get a go bag. I don't think
it's a bad idea. Does anybody else have a go bag?

Speaker 14 (27:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (27:14):
But I get what he's saying.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
There's like, guys need a I think guys need a
bag for just in case they get in you know,
they go out, the vibes are good, and they go
home where somebody have a little situation. You got to
have some clothes in your trunk. You gotta have a
low sit just in case those things happen.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
All right, Thank you, Jake, appreciate it. Next caller, Jenny,
grab the phone, Jenny Lean, Well.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
You're on no phone screening Friday. What's your Name's up?

Speaker 7 (27:44):
So I just want to ask the questions what happened
to real cartoons?

Speaker 14 (27:48):
Like will you what Attacker Tom and.

Speaker 10 (27:49):
Jerry the Footstone? What happened to.

Speaker 13 (27:53):
The real cartoon?

Speaker 7 (27:54):
Why don't they show them anymore?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
I think because each generation has their own generational cartoons,
like like you and I. Probably not You and I
areround the same age, Wanita, but we never watched like
Popeye because Popeye was like what our older generation watched.
So then you know, when kids got older, they disappeared,
because now they watch Bluey, they watch Paw Patrol. They're

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still there, but they just don't watch them anymore. I
don't think I have a better answer than that. And
if you showed a kid.

Speaker 7 (28:23):
Like all last night and my son he's downstairs watching
TV on the big screen TV, he's watching the Captain Underpants?
What is that very popular?

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (28:37):
I didn't watch Captain Underpants, but it was definitely my
generation because they used to have the books at the
Scholastic Books Stea. Yeah, Cat Underpants is legit, Wanita. I think,
oh my.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
God, no, bring back Woody, what Pecker and Tom and Jerry?

Speaker 8 (28:48):
I do not want to watch ninety inches of Captain Underpants?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I got it. I actually got that joke. All right, thanks, wy.
I heat a next phone call.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Hello, you're on no phone Screingna Friday? What's your name?

Speaker 7 (29:04):
Caitlyn?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
What's up?

Speaker 8 (29:05):
Kate?

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Kitlyn?

Speaker 8 (29:07):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (29:07):
Everyone, I'm calling because I really want to set Bailey.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Up with my friend. Ooh, tell me about your friend.

Speaker 13 (29:16):
Okay, his name is Michael.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
He has a great job in sales. He is super funny.

Speaker 7 (29:24):
Your personality reminds me a lot of him.

Speaker 13 (29:27):
I think you guys would be great.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
Okay, Well give him my number and tell him I
like a big engagement ring.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Okay, let's let let me jump let me I'm gonna
jump in a little bit.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
How old is this fella?

Speaker 7 (29:40):
I think he's like thirty five or thirty.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Okay, right?

Speaker 9 (29:43):
Age?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
How when you would you say that he is a
weight to hype proportion it?

Speaker 8 (29:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Why can I ask a question?

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Why would Caitlyn you say he's still single at thirty
five thirty six?

Speaker 7 (29:59):
I think he's super eager to settle down and sometimes
it scares people off.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh, okay, does he like Disney and uh? And weird
stuff like the Renaissance Festival?

Speaker 7 (30:12):
Yes, he really likes.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
What is it like the superhero stuff like marl.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (30:22):
Yeah, I have one question and this will be the
deal breaker for Bailey.

Speaker 8 (30:26):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
Does he like women? Because Bailey has a question, Guys?

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Who are Bailey likes gay guys?

Speaker 13 (30:33):
Yeah, he absolutely likes women.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
The funny thing is Bailey with data gay guy pretending
that he's not gay because he's so delightful.

Speaker 7 (30:45):
He loves the love. You get along so well. It's like, hey,
let's let's hook up, and he's.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Like, no, I don't like that.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
All right, Hey, thank you? You know what. Put her
on hold and get a phone number, and maybe Bailey
can text him who knows?

Speaker 6 (31:03):
You know?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yay, you never know, you never know. Okay, put her
on hold, get a phone number. Let's keep it going
here on no phone screen Friday.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Jenny, Okay, hello, you're on no phone screening Friday. What's
your name?

Speaker 10 (31:16):
My name is Herrie.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
What do you want to talk about?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
I was gonna say thank you guys for always keeping
us entertained and day since the Friday need to play.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Last week to asking for Amy Mbobby do it? There
you go?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
That song is catchy af and you guys know it.
You know what that that song should become an international
world hit. She should have won an American Music Award
for that one, but it just wasn't meant to be, all.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Right, the American Music Award, your ridicular, Keep going, keep.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Going, Hello, you are now on no phone s gonna Friday.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Turn your radio down in the background. What's your name? Hello,
I'm miss Enya. I want to talk about so my
question is for Vaughn.

Speaker 13 (32:03):
Is it true in New Jersey people don't pump their
own gas?

Speaker 3 (32:06):
I need Yes, it's very true.

Speaker 7 (32:08):
We are the only state. Sorry, sorry, we are the
only state. I think it was us in what Oregon
or something else, but now it's just us. We literally
we pull up to the pump, We roll our window
down and say twenty regular cash, and we just chill
out and sometimes if they're nice to wash your windows.
It's so nice in the wintertime.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
What kind of weirdo bureaucracy must New Jersey have that
they cannot get it passed on the law to have
people pump their own gas.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
That sounds really there's something weird going on politically there.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
No, I love it.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
One rule in Minnesota.

Speaker 7 (32:44):
I love it because an option. Yeah, it creates creates
more jobs.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
You're concerned about people having jobs.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
You're trying to ship light the economy. It creates more jobs.
And I don't have to get out my car and
stand there while it's freezing cold. In the middle of winter.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
It's a good point.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
All right, Let's do a couple of more on no
phone screen you Friday. Then we gotta wrap up, and
then we get another Charlie XCX giveaway coming up with
another keyword at eight oh five, last day for that one.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
So let's do a couple of more.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Hello, we have you had no phone screener Friday. What's
your name?

Speaker 13 (33:13):
My name is Julie.

Speaker 10 (33:14):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
What's up, Julie?

Speaker 13 (33:18):
So I am leading to Las Vegas in a week,
and I just kind of want to know.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
What's your guys' favorite place start to go beside the casino?

Speaker 13 (33:27):
Where do you guys like to go in Vegas?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Okay, I'll start because I go to Las Vegas maybe
a couple of times a year. Just slum it out
for an afternoon or a night and go down to
Fremont Street. Take an uber down to Fremont Street and
it's all everything was in walking distance. There's really trashy
street performers. Some are really good, some are really bad.
Michael Jackson impersonators. There's women in showgirl costumes that'll charge

(33:51):
you five bucks to get a picture taken with him.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
It's trashy.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
It's like it's like the State Fair in that level
of like it's just in four It is fun.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
So mine is downtown Fremont Street.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
I've never been, but I recommend going to the Neon
Museum in Las Vegas, and it's like all of the
old Neon signs that used to be on like the Strip,
they all like live in.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
This little outdoor like museum. So you can go and
see all the Neon lights at the Neon Museum.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
It's cool.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Get the guided tour because we did that last time.
It's definitely get worth getting the guided tour. Jenny Anything.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Yeah, I mean I was the party girl in Vegas
the three times I've been, so I would recommend going
to one of the pool parties. Either Wet Republic at
MGM is a good one. Encore at WIN is super
super fun. And if you're a female and you have
female friends, you'll get in free to all.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Of that stuff because they just want women there.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
If you're a female that looks like me.

Speaker 9 (34:41):
Fremont, Oh sweet, where are you staying in Fremont?

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Where you're staying?

Speaker 13 (34:46):
We're staying at First Night. We're staying at Excalibur on
the Strip. And then the rest of the week we
are staying at the Cloza for the super Bingo.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Oh clause is awesome?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, definitely, and then go down to Main Street Station
for the buffet because the buffet at Mains Street Station
is still there's not a lot about things left in Vegas,
but Main Street Station is down the road from the
from the plaza. All right, last call, let's do one
more on no phone screen for Friday?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
What do we got?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Hello? You're enough fun screaming your Friday? What's your name?

Speaker 13 (35:14):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (35:15):
This is Carrie and Gabriel.

Speaker 7 (35:17):
I just want to push a thing out that I
know Dave likes cooking, and I made for the first
time boot and balls.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
What balls.

Speaker 6 (35:28):
They are from Southeast Texas and you can only get
booty and.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Down there in that little area.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
And I made it and I fined them.

Speaker 10 (35:39):
Up and it's made it with pork butt and chicken gizzard.

Speaker 13 (35:43):
Oh a lot.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
I love this.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Send me an email with more about this when Ryan's
show at KDIWB dot com. Because you and I could
talk about recipes, but Ginny and Bailey Invant would get bored.
Maybe you won't, but maybe maybe not. Send me an
email will you.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yes, I will, and you guys listen to you every morning,
and thank you, guys.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
All right, no phone screen or Friday, and I will
say everybody followed the rules. There was no nobody under
sixteen years old was on the show. Nobody did a
shout out, nobody plugged their business or their Instagram. Should
we make it a rule that nobody can call and
try to set Bailey up with their brother?

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Oh? Wow, you know it's fun. I don't mind no hockey.

Speaker 6 (36:23):
I'm just bummed we didn't get to use the hockey
horn because I really wanted to.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
I know.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
I'm sorry. Are you gonna tell me the truth? I'm curious?
Are you going to pursue this guy?

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Honestly, I'll probably ask if she can send me a
picture of us. If I'm not Yeah, if I'm not
attracted to him, then no, because I am sorry. I
am a level of shallow and if I don't find
you attractive, it's going to be hard for me to want.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
I don't feel like it's shallow. If you're not attracted
to someone.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
People make it out to be like, well, you shouldn't
be so picky. Maybe you should just get over it,
you shingle bum Nah. Bailey does have like some high standards.
Bayley will be like, he has two eyes, What if
I wanted to only have one? Yeah, what if I
want to cyclops?

Speaker 6 (37:02):
If he has two eyes, he could be looking somewhere else,
asked once I'm on me.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
It's good good luck Bailey. All right, it's Katie w B.
Bailey's looking again in a relationship. How do you get
out of a relationship rut? Okay, let's face it. Jenny
and I we've talked about this, and we found out
a lot of people kind of have been through this.
We joked about this earlier in the week where I said,
do you ever come home and you open the garage

(37:29):
door and the garage door authmatic opener goes up and
you see your partner's car in the garage and you go,
I just wanted a couple of hours alone. Or your
partner's like I'm gonna go fishing for the weekend in Cable,
Wisconsin and you're like, Praise the Lord, get out of
my house. Take Or your girlfriend is going to Las

(37:51):
Vegas and she's going for like three days for a
bachelor rett party and you're like, oh, I'm gonna miss you,
not really get out go, but sometimes you get in
a little bit of a rut. So what a really
fun little bit here, like how do you get out
of a relationship rut? One quarter of us say that
we're in a relationship, but we're in a rut. One
quarter of us daydream about making the love and with

(38:12):
other people. One in four daydream about love and with
other people. And so here's some ways to break out
a relationship rut. Here we go swapping date night for
a spontaneous adventure, like, okay, what do you want to
do instead of date night? Where do you want to go?
Let's go to Taylor Falls Taylor's Falls and go hiking,

(38:32):
cooking a new recipe together, or planning a new surprise,
big or small. Another way to kind of, you know,
break out.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Of a rut.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Prioritize emotional check ins. Life gets busy, but emotional connection
needs fuel. So ask deeper questions, like what's something you've
been thinking about lately? If I asked that was Susan,
she'd be like, why what do you want to know that?

Speaker 2 (38:58):
For?

Speaker 7 (38:59):
What was asking?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Well? Right? Exactly?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Share something vulnerable or set a tie inside some tech
free time, just to talk, no screens, no phones, just
you and your partner. Another one a physical intimacy reset
because rets can show up in physical connections. To try
non sexual touch more often, like holding hands or cuddling

(39:22):
or even a BackRub. Mix up your intimacy patterns with
novelty and playfulness. What is novelty and playfulness, Jenny? What
does that mean?

Speaker 4 (39:32):
I mean I feel like it involves things you've never
tried before.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Okay, I don't know, in general or in the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Well, I was thinking in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Yeah, I think so too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Pursue something new together, like take a class together. I
think it'd be a cool one. Dance or art or mixology. Yeah,
or start a project or a hobby that you can
both get excited about.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
I think that's that one is really something that I
think would be the best because not only are you
like learning something together, but you're like bonding over that
learning and creating memories at the same time. Then you
can always like look back and be like, hey, remember
when we took that tango class and this happened and
that happened, And then you'll also have that skill, like
a skill that you built together, which I think that's cute.

Speaker 9 (40:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
I mean, for example, you might go to like a
pottery class or something like that. Susan, I did a
pottery class, so I don't know, a couple of years ago,
and it was just fun. It was something totally different.
It was actually kind of lame, you know, in the
piece of pottery that you make out of it's kind
of garbage and you look at it and you go, hmmm,
do you want this now? You throw it away or whatever.
But it was a fun, different thing to do. Spend

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some time apart. These are ways to break out of
a relationship rut. Sometimes the best way to appreciate somebody
is to miss them a little. So encourage solo time
or individual hobbies, or take a short solo trip or
night out with friends. What would your partner say if
you said to them, this afternoon and you could make
this work, like, you know what, I'm going to go

(40:58):
to the still Water and stay a hotel this week. Again,
I just want to go by myself. What do you
think your partner would say? What do you think Alyssa
would say if you said, you know what, I'm gonna
go to a hotel room in still Water. I'm leaving tonight.
I'll be back on Sunday afternoon. What do you think
she'd say?

Speaker 7 (41:12):
If I said that, she'd probably be like, don't let
the door hit you on the way out.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Why.

Speaker 7 (41:16):
Why Because Alyssa loves to have the bed to herself.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Oh, so she'd be happy with it.

Speaker 7 (41:21):
No, as Alyssa loves to I don't think she'd be happy,
but she'd like be like, uh, okay. And then literally,
like every morning when I come to work, the second
I get out the bed, she just spreads open so
she has the entire bed. So she'd be like, all right, Well,
as long as you're okay, I'll text you just to
make sure you got there safe.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I'm on Alissa's side. I love a whole bed to myself.

Speaker 7 (41:39):
She wastes no time.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
I do too.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
We don't sleep in the same bed. We haven't for years,
and it's glorious to not sleep in the same bed.
A couple of wards ways to get out of a
relationship run oh control the relationship.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Well, Dave, I'm gonna have you reconnect real quick. So
we'll have you do that real quick. Days in Colorado
and every once in a while, something happens where it
just doesn't work because he's.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
In the deep woods.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
He's in the deep he's in the deep woods where
there's not great WiFi sometimes Austin's home so very robotic,
and so we'll have him reconnect and just remind her that.
Coming up in ten minutes, we have your next Charlie
XCX keyword.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Her show is tomorrow night at Target Henter.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
So these are literally the last opportunities you have to
win tickets, and it's sold out, so you don't have
to go buy tickets that are overpriced online to be
able to see her. So listen for that keyword. We'll
see if Daddy Bear is back.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
David, Well, I'm reconnected, but I'm not sure whether it
works in the card or not.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Is any better?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah you sound good?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Now, okay, good? All right?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
That is enough about that one. So some ways to
get out of a relationship, right, Let's see what's on
Jenny's mind. It's Jenny's been on Reddit. Oh, Jenny's been
on Reddit.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
So I feel like it's a kind of gloomy day
out today. I wanted to do something a little bit
more fun on Reddit, which is the fact that someone said,
what's a clean joke that absolutely destroyed you with laughter.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
So I'm going to read you some jokes from Reddit today. Okay.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
The first one says, why don't skeletons start a band
because they don't have the guts?

Speaker 7 (43:14):
Oh? No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
The leading cause of dry skin is towels.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Okay, lame calendar of jokes that you got me?

Speaker 2 (43:28):
This is on Reddit. Why don't you ever see elephants
hiding in trees?

Speaker 13 (43:31):
Dave?

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Something about the trunks.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
I'm gonna guess, well, no, because they're really good at it.

Speaker 7 (43:38):
Oh okay, because I like.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
That one a lot. What's blue and not very heavy? Vaun?

Speaker 7 (43:47):
I don't know, Jenny, light blue, terrible?

Speaker 4 (43:55):
They're god, these are clean jokes that these are that
you have such a dirty bune that you can't enjoy
an actual clean joke.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Yeah, okay, Bailey, what did the horse say when it fell?

Speaker 2 (44:09):
No?

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Nay, I like that answer. But for this help, I've
fallen and I can't get you up. How does NASA
organize a party? They planet?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Hey, Jenny, did you hear about the giant that threw up?
It's all over town? That's a good one.

Speaker 7 (44:32):
Something. But I went to a stand up open mic
last night.

Speaker 8 (44:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (44:35):
The worst, the worst, please, the worst thing in the
world is when somebody goes up there and they're not
funny and then people give like sympathy, like.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Actual laughs. Yeah, that's because you're funny.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
That's because is equivalent to a two year old women
supporting women's stuff.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
I support that, but you cannot support these garbage.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
I bet you that there's some teacher's listening right now
that's going to start their day with one of these jokes.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Okay, like this one.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers the outside?

Speaker 7 (45:09):
I don't get that one.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Not the inside, the outside.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards a receding hairline?

Speaker 7 (45:21):
This is the part in the stand up open mic
where they start flashing the lights so she can wrap up,
like at the oscars, Like how they start vamping the
music like hit Jenny.

Speaker 6 (45:29):
What does the French groundhog see on Groundhog's Day?

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:36):
We we his chateau get in his shadow day? That
go ahead? Should I end with a kind of dark one? Sure?

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Why do cannibals not eat clowns because the tastes funny?

Speaker 7 (46:00):
Give me one?

Speaker 4 (46:00):
I have to fake laugh at your jokes every day.
Give me one laugh.

Speaker 7 (46:03):
She has a point.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
No better than all those jokes combined.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Okay, well no, no, no, no, no, you get it wrong.
It mine's more area. It's like, that's my fake laugh.
I love this that, I love this tank, one says
to the other.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
I can't drive this thing.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
They get it a tank whatever, because it doesn't help
me understand it. Maybe we should start something called men
supporting women on this show. Maybe women supporting women shouldn't
be the only thing that.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Happens on this show.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
Yeah, Jenny's about to get hospitalized for choking.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
They're gonna put her in.

Speaker 7 (46:48):
The psych war.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Honestly, I should be put there, all right,