April 23, 2025 • 28 mins
We see who's been up the longest, Bailey insults us in Shakespearean, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm tired and I've only been up since four thirty
What about you? How long?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Somebody called her texted a while ago and they said
they've been up for eighteen hours and I'm like, whoa man, Okay,
hopefully you get to bed soon. And we said, how
long have you been up? There's a bunch of text
messages and phone calls. Here's a TEXTA says, I've been
up for twenty six hours.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm a nurse that works a twelve hour shift, just
got off a twelve hour shift. Been awake since six
am yesterday. You know how much sleep I've gotten in
the least since six am yesterday. I do have somebody
on the phone at six five, one, nine, eight nine KDWB.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Who is this?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
What's your name?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
My name is Angel Angel. What are how long you've
been up? And why?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Well, I've been up for about twenty six hours as well,
because my daughter had her first baby this morning at
three fifty two in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh my god, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So yesterday morning you got up and you thought, okay,
this could be the day. Then you get the phone call,
then you run down to the hospital.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yeah, yep, yeah, she actually went. They went to the
They were on their way to the hospital to get
ready to be induced and everything, and she literally started
contracting in the car on the way to the hospital.
So they didn't have to do any of those things,
and she went into labor on her own.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Is that amazing?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Sweet?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, you hear about people who were in labor for
like six weeks or something like that, and somebody old
pops went out like a Champagne corps.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, like crazy. Yeah, Hey, good for you, grandma, good job.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Hey is my first friend?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, they're awesome, Thanks for calling. Congratulations. There's a bunch
of text messages, for example, my record. Here's one that
says my record is being up for thirty six hours straight.
I work in it. We were up against the deadline.
We had people working all over the world. I was
monitoring in all teams. So when the US went to bed,
it was Asia's turned, then Europe, then the US was
(01:54):
up again.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeh, whoa dang.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Hey, you want to hear one that's awful and it's crazy. Yes,
they were up for seven days straight, up for seven
days straight. They decided to kick the opiate habit because
they had major surgery and so basically they slept for
forty five minutes, then up for three days with so anyway,
don't try don't try opiates. Yeah, don't play around with bulls.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah. There's a bunch of people who work really long
like shifts. Here's one I work n I shift is
labor and delivery. My usual shifts are twelve and a
half hours. If I wake up at six am with
my kids on the day I work, sometimes I don't
have somebody watch my kids till the next day to
save money on daycare, and then I'll be up until
what like well over twenty four hours, like thirty hours.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Couldn't do it. Couldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
No, that sounds hard.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
I know people that do like thirty six hour like
streams on Twitch, and I'm just like.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yes, what really?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, But some of them, it's it's weird because they'll
go like, here's my marathon, and then they'll just show
them like at their desk, like with their eyes shut,
and then I'm like, why am I watching you sleep?
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Because they just have to be there, like to say
that they did the sub marathon. Yeah, even if they're
not gaming the entire time.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
There's like radio DJs who've done marathons like be up
for like ninety six hours. A friend of mine did
it a long time ago, and he was up for
ninety six hours. I'm like, no sleep. Yeah, that's got
to be not just hard, but bad for you.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I can't even If I get like a poor night's
sleep in general, and try to do a full day again.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
My eyes hurt and then I get cranky.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I can't imagine being up for like ninety six hours
because I would start hallucinating that there were like horses
in the walls or something like that.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well, in the show Ozark, and I think this is
a true thing, they kept what's his face up for
like days because he was in a dungeon held by
the cartel, and they would Blair Blair music so he
couldn't sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It's like a form of torture sleep anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, I think I probably could. If I was tired enough,
I'd find a way.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
The cartel would be watching going God, is it turned
up to ten?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yes? Turned up to ten?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
My body would produce more earwax, so I can plug
my ears a little bit better.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, I gotcha. What's going on.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Bailey today is talk like Shakespeare day. It is William
Shakespeare's birthday, and also the day he died. He died
on his birthday, which is wild. So we all know
of his beautiful sonnets that like, shall I compare thee
to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate? Beautiful?
Love it gorgeous? But today I have ten Shakespearean insults
(04:38):
that you can use to celebrate this fine holiday, and
I'll explain what they mean, because it is Shakespearean here.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
But it's talked like a shakespeare day.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Here's one, he has not so much brain as ear wax.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
That means he's useless. So Dave, you have not so
much brain as a earwax. Okay, all right?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Like the toe ugly and venomous, that's about vaunted.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
It means, oh my, what happened to you? You look ugly?
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh, thou art a boil, a plague, sore, an embossed
carbuckle in my corrupted blood?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Are these real Shakespearean insults that he wrote?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, that one was from King Lear. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
That one means I don't like you, you ugly leech Virginia. Yeah, no,
that's not Virgenny. No, these are Virginia would never insult her.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Women's poor women.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, but you have a February nose so full of frost,
of storm and cloudiness. That means police, you're already ugly,
and you look terribly angry too.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Shakespeare was not a nice guy, right, Why did you
give him.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
A whole day?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I do desire that we may be better strangers. That
means I would think it would be best if we
forgot about yeah, for the you know the listener at home? Okay,
here's this one's from Romeo and Juliet. I will bite
my I'm at you, or I bite my thumb at thee.
Have you heard of bite my thumb at you?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay, bite my thumb at the means essentially giving you
the middle finger.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I bite my thumb at THEE.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
I was going to start saying that to Dave instead
of actually.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Hipping them off.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Bite my thumb at the sir. What you egg, young
fry of treachery.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
That's to u Vonte. It means you know nothing, you youth,
you egg.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
I don't know why you're coming from me and Dave
and Shakespeare and Fry of treachery. I don't know what
I did somebody.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Okay, your brain is as dry as the remained biscuit
after voyage.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
After means you're so boy Shakespeare, I can no longer
stand talking and a half men, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Don'try out of my sight. Thou dawst infect my eyes,
which means please leave. I don't want to see you again.
It's from Richard the Third. All right, last one. More
of your conversation would infect my brain. I feel like
that one's self. Explainag to stop talking. You're annoying me.
Those are some Shakespearean insults for you on this the
(07:05):
fine holiday of talk like Shakespeare Day.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Nobody who's ever observed this holiday until until tonight. Get
thee to a nunnery is Shakespeare? Get thee to a nunnery.
I don't know why I remember that one.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I'm at the Yeah, there you go, Dave. You're already
doing it. You're celebrating. Congrats.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
The plays the thing wherein to catch the something of
the king. What's that, o'della? The play's the thing we're
in to catch the caption of the king.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Don't know?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
The plays the thing we're in to catch the summing
of the king.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
You keep saying it, I might jog my memory?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Is it?
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Hamlet is Shakespeare's Hamlet? Yeah, what's he talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It says. It's a line.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Spoken by Hamlet to the player as he is explaining
his play in a stage by stage of play, mirroring
the murder of his father, hoping to observe the king's reaction.
And Gage is guilt.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
The play's the thing we're in to catch the caption
of the king. One of my biggest pet peas Alyssa does.
I don't understand what she's saying.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
She'll keep repeating it, like Dave just Did'm just like,
just because you say it again, I can't get it.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Dave, good try, But thou art boil a plague sore
at blood?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
All right? Coming up? I found this is so interesting.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
They revealed something about the Academy Award voting process that
is gonna make your head spin. It's like, are you serious.
I'm gonna tell you all about this coming up next.
It's kind of Dave's dirt, but it's also you can't
make this stuff up, and we'll do it next. The
Academy Award voting process is garbage, and I'll tell you why.
(08:42):
We all watched the Academy Awards, or we scoff at
the Academy Awards because it's like, okay, all these what
even one this year for Best Picture?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Does anybody remember the exactly?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Well?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I just remember it.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Didn't she like Mary a super rich guy and she
was a she was a sex worker or something.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yes, Okay, so really this this is really interesting. The
Oscars kind of outed themselves as a sham accidentally. Here's
what happened. The Oscars announced this week there's a new
rule that Academy voters must watch all of the nominated
movies before they cast their votes. Let's stop for a second. Okay, Hey,
(09:28):
I got a new rule for you guys. You got
to watch all of the movies before you decide which
is the best one.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
What It's a new rule.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
And the Academy has kind of stuck its foot in
his mouth by admitting that they've never required anybody. They said,
it's the honor system. So it's the honor system. So
I'm putting a vote for Anora, but I've never seen
the you know, like, I don't know, give me another movie,
right and watch the trailer, and and people are just
dumbfounded that It's like, wait, you've had members voting for
(10:02):
best Picture, Best Director, Best this, best movie, and they're
not even required to watch the competition. So why you
might like say, okay, this, what was the Nosferatu? You
might go, oh, that is the winner. That is awesome,
but you've never seen the other ones? And people are
are you kid ding?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I wonder so I get like, I'm shocked that that
hasn't been a rule before. But then I think about
the entirety of the oscars. Are they Is it the
same group of people who are voting for each category?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Because that good question is a.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Lot you could not watch, like best Documentary, best sound Design,
best all that. So here are some comments on the
social media. What are they voting for until now? Trailers?
Another one?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
How the heck do you vote for an Oscar if
you didn't watch all the films?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Another text? Another comment is this should have been the
rule from the start. How do you vote on winners
without even watching all the films? This honestly makes me
question the entrity of integrity of previous Oscar wins. If
you imagine Doune Part two didn't get an award because
the voters couldn't be bothered to sit through a two
hour film and the clip they saw felt too boring
(11:12):
and confusing. There's so many great films that probably lost
out this way.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, and another one.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
We're one hundred years into the OSCARS timeline and now
they implement a rule where members have to watch the
films before they vote. The insanity.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I want to think it's an honor system saying.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Like, yeah, that's what I just said. Pay attention when
I'm doing the adults are talking.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
How are they like writing it down like oh I
watched it, Like does somebody sit in the room with them?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Or is it an honor system?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I figure out you give them a test afterward, and
even now they say they're required to.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
How will they how will they not? How will they
control that?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
But I do think if you're like a sound engineer
and you're voting for best sound Design, that makes sense
because if you're just like some schlub who went to
film school and you know, we're in a depth episode
of Days of Our Lives or something like that, are
you qualified for best sound Design?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, that would make sense if they had, you know,
like branches sound people vote for the sound But then
who's voting for Best Like? Is that like the highest
of judges get to be that get the honor of
getting Best Picture Hollywood?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Am I right?
Speaker 7 (12:19):
I wonder how they do it for the Grammys, because
I mean, I would imagine it's the same thing like
professionals in country professionals in funk professionals.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
But when you think about it, a Grammy is much
easier to digest because if you're like, Okay, what are
all the big songs this year? I'm gonna listen to
all the nominees. I gonna listen to the Miley Cyrus,
the Katy Perry, the Taylor Swift for Best Female Artist
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's an easy one to do.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Yeah, and those are no more than four minute songs.
These are two hour movies for just one.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, exactly. Hey, a couple of more.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
A woman on TikTok ask to other married couples to
share some things that are normal in their marriage that
other couples probably wouldn't understand. Here's some of the biggest responses.
Separate bathrooms will change your life. Okay, another one. We
fight only over text, no interrupting, no yelling, and you
can edit before you send.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
That sounds so nice.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
It's a plan what you're going to say. Okay, I
mean maybe there's something there. But also, like you probably
everyone takes text messages the wrong way. Yeah, so you
don't know the voice being that's true.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yep, these are really interesting.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
We don't buy each other gifts for birthdays or holidays.
I kind of like that one, and we've kind of
gotten into that one too. Christmas, Yeah, birthdays, in Valentine's Day.
We really don't because it's just like, you know, we
don't need more stuff. If I need a new pair
of socks, O buy a pair of socks. I don't
know another one. My husband does ninety percent of the
(13:40):
house cleaning.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
We have a code phrase for when we're ready to
leave a party. It's usually do you have any chapstick?
And then we both Irish goodbye, which is where you
don't say goodbye, you just just just leave. Here's another one.
Separate bank accounts and separate blankets. We sleep in separate rooms.
He snores and I'm a light sleeper, Susan. I've been
(14:02):
sleeping in separate rooms for four or five years. It's
the best. You don't know how good it can be
until you can stretch your legs out all over the place.
There's no snoring, there's no kicking. It's the best you
both do. You have both king sized beds in both rooms,
so you have all. She got She got the king
when I got the queen.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
One enough, Susan, do you snore?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
We both do, Yeah, we both do. But she's she's
the kicker. She kicks. It is the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
She just will violently kick, and then she'll flip over
in her sleep and sling her arm like across my face.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
She's doing that in her sleep. Yeah, she's doing it
wide away. What'd you do in Hawaii?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
We went to share a bed in Hawaii? Yeah, we
put Honestly, we put pillows between us because I don't
want to. She didn't want to touch partition exactly one
of those COVID things between the two of us. That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
All right.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
We'll be back with Dave's start coming up in a second.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Katy Perry are not getting better for Katy Perry, and
will explain that coming up, plus some fun dirt next.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Dave's dirt on Katie w b.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Well, Katy Perry just can't catch a break. Her World
tour starts in Guadalajara tonight, and she can't do it
because the arena is still under construction. Oh yeah, yeah,
you know they haven't done yet. They put the numbers
on the seats.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Anyone going to know that's exactly that's exactly right.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
They don't have the numbers on the seats, so you
would think they just pile everybody in there, But no,
that's not gonna work out her. He's trying anything and everything,
she really is. She tried to go into space and
that backfired on and even this isn't even to her
own fault.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
But it's just like the world that gives Katy Perry.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Chanelle has tapped Kendrick Lamar is a new brand ambassador.
He did Gatorade the other day, so he's making millions
off of that one, and now he signed on to
star in a new I wear campaign for the French
luxury house, debuting this week in his elaborator previously teamed
up for the short film The Button, and fashionable fans
have also started spotted him. Spotted him rocking Chanel accessories
(16:09):
so okay fancy, including an Eliante and Company toothcap I
didn't know that the wedesign our toothcaps, but apparently there are.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Ben Affleck is in the dirt today. Kind of a
cute story.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He's got kids and he's like, yep, they got jobs,
just like any other teenage kid. Here is Ben Afflex,
my oldest to have jobs.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
In fact, one just got a job, and one like
the kind of classic you know, teenager working in a
shop job.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I won't say what it is, but my older one
who's in college.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Is working and trying to get an internship with the
summer and stuff.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
A radio station for Earth Day, which was I think
Monday or yesterday.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It was yesterday.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
They did for twenty four hours they played sounds of
nature for Earth Day.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Brilliant, brilliant What radio station?
Speaker 6 (17:07):
And did they just like topple their advertisers the day off?
Speaker 7 (17:10):
Take the day off radio station in San Francisco ka
ka lw.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Okay, San Francisco.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I was thinking it was going to be in some
small town in Wiscon.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I thought it would be obviously thought it was Australia.
For some reason, I don't know why. I used my
sound machine on my phone yesterday white noise because I
was trying to take a nap. Yesterday roofers o yo
and now a roofers hammer is not boom boom boom
boom boom. They don't do that anymore. They good chunk, chunk, chunk,
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cood chunk, could chunk. And then they take a break
and you think they're done.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Nope, No they're not.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Ah, they're done.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Sleepy, sleepy, peaceful, sleep good chunk, could chunk, cood.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Chunk, good chunk.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
They'll be done at eight pm.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
I feel your pain because my neighbor just redid his
entire siding of his house. And in Saint Louis Park,
the houses are about five feelds, so I haven't napped
or been able to sleep during the day when they're
working for over a week.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
The worse, there's a free white noise app and I
don't know. It didn't cover everything, but it definitely helped.
I put it on like rain falling on a lake.
You want to hear it, yes, Okay, I want.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
To know all the difference between it falling on a
lake versus an ocean versus a puddle of some kind.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Okay, here we go, rain on lake, and here's what
it sounds like. And I think there's other sounds that
I can do too.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Give me another maybe more like earthy unearthy sounds?
Speaker 7 (18:37):
Does that you know if you can ask Alexa to
play these noises?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
How about you can let me I can try to
plug it in and see, give me a minute.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Yeah, that would be helpful because I have we have
Alexis all over our house, and then you could set
a time or like, play this sound for an hour.
That way it cuts off while you're smart.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, it's gonna take a minute until Alexa fires up.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
But she's circling right now. I got you in her
mic on too. Okay, she's got her own.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Mic Here is rain on a metal roof.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
I like that one.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Okay, here's another one, rain on a tent. I kind
of like that if you camp. If you camp and
you're in the tent and it's raining.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It is glorious. It is awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Let me see if I can A lot of these
are rain Oh wait, here's a babbling brook, battling brook.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
My problem is I would feel like I'd be laying
down to take a nap and then have to pee
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I kind of see that.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, I yeah, that would probably the water sounds would
probably make you want to uh, you know, to do that.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Right exactly, And I just I would get so worked
up over do I need to pee?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Or am I falling asleep?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Right? Here's boat swaying in water?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Okay, that's kind of spooky.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
And then here's one that I found on my sound
the machine, White Noise, Jenny.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Pee ing, I'm falling asleep?
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Am I getting royalties for this? How did you get
that on your White Noise Machine?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Well? I was.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
I don't want to say, David, I would pour a
bit on the show in my sound effects and using
it for yourself.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
And I can't tell if I need to peel.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
This is why that would never put me to sleep,
because I picture your urine is like dark dark dark
yellow or brown brownish, But you're not. You're not the
healthiest girl of all time, and you don't hydrate.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
In that so drinking all the time.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
I you know, I don't drink enough water, that's for sure,
but I'm pretty healthy.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
I feel like that's unfair.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
You have clear urine or is it brown?
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Well?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
I mean it depends on how much coffee and lack
of water I got for the.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
Day In between just clear or brown.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Yeah, when it's clear, that's also not healthy.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Just so you know it is, is it not?
Speaker 4 (21:00):
When it's clear, that's how you know. That's how you know.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Is good.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Forbes magazine is named the new title holder of youngest
self made woman billionaire.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
It ain't Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
She held this position for a while, but now there's
a thirty year old AI entrepreneur who is worth about
one point two billion. So Taylor is still worth more,
but she is not the youngest self made woman billionaire anymore.
It's a woman named Lucy gwo so brilliant Lucy, Yeah,
that is awesome. Sentence scene starts today in Los Angeles
(21:40):
and the death of Matthew Perry. So there's a friend
of his who is like distributing the ketamine that you
know that led to his death. So they're going to
be sentenced today. And Lord is in the news, Remember Lord,
I do you gotta be? Really? The New York City
police tried to shut down her pop up event to
view her next track.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Thousands of fans ignored the police to disperse. Several hours
after the scheduled start start. She arrived at Washington Square
Park with a speaker, jumped up on a platform, dance
and lip sync to what Was That. The song is
officially released this Friday. She shared an earlier WhatsApp group
for followers to meet her at the park at seven o'clock,
(22:23):
then only a few minutes before start time. She wrote
on her Instagram story before changing her mind, Oh my god,
at the park, the cops.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Are shutting us down.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I am truly amazed by how many of you showed up,
but they're telling me you've got to disperse.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm so sorry. Well, there are.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Laws and some you know, even the lord has got
to abide by the laws because you just can't have
any jackass, not that she's a jackass show up and
put up a speaker and start beat boxing on stage
while you're trying to like enjoy the park.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
I know what I mean, imagine doing that.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Like I get annoyed when I'm on a walk and
somebody rides by on a bicycle with blasting music, like
hey you thankfully dolller effect.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
They're gone soon, you know what.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I think there's something there.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I've got a little thing and it was on my
radar once and it was really cool, and it's a
little speaker. It's about the size of a tic Tac
box and you clip it on your shirt and it's
a bluetooth speaker for when you're running or walking. So
if you don't like earbudge or you want to be
aware of your surroundings, you can still hear, like, you know,
the murder approaching.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Behind you want to exactly. Yeah, So you're.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Listening to the Minnesota Goodbye on your and it's really cool.
How I told you about this people you have I remember, Yeah,
it's super cool, but I do feel a little bit
rude when somebody walks coming the other way.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
And I'm listening to KATIEWB on the iHeartRadio app, which
is free, download it down in the ash and put
us as a preset, So I turn it down a
little bit because I don't want to be that guy.
I'm just I'm just so worried about what other people
think of me. I know, some people couldn't give a crap.
They're out walking their dog without a leash, they got
their boombox turned up. They'd like, take a dog, just
take it a big dump on somebody's yard. They couldn't
(23:52):
care less. Yeah, I am always worried about whether the
people think of me.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Even so, I've tried to start telling myself like, Okay,
if I do something annoying in someone's out at me
for it, they will forget me in ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
And that's true. That's the thing about road rage.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
You get really really mad because somebody is like blocking
the left lane and you get so mad you finally
get around them, and you got to flip them off
and get in front of them and slam on your brakes.
It's like, you know what, if you just keep going
in ten minutes, you'll forget all about that person. And
I'm looking at you, Jenny, Yeah, not only are you dehydrated,
(24:25):
you've got anger management problems.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
You know what. You shouldn't have cut me off?
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Then, okay, I am going to come for your bumper.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
YEA early tracking on Memorial Day weekend movies has begun
six weeks in advance. Tom Cruise looking at a franchise
record opening for Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning with more
than sixty million. That's right, Memorial Day Weekend still six
weeks away. Today's what April twenty third, So.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Well, Morile is a little bit earlier this year.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
What is the what's the date on Themorials, like the twenty.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Twenty six, Yeah, but actual memorial did.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Darts on the twenty third.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Robert Irwin, Sexy Sexy son of Steve Irwin, is the
first celebrity to being named as a contestant for the
thirty four season of Dancing with the Stars. Is older
sister Bindi won the Mirror Ball Trophy. About ten fifteen
years or so ago, Kardashians develop a series for Hulu
called The Calabasas Behind the Gates. The reality show cameras
will focus on their friends and neighbors in the Kardashian
(25:22):
gated community. Who cares I've been saying that for fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I stop caring about this family.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
I mean, it's the mindless I don't know. It's something
that you can just watch and mindlessly scroll on your
phone at the same time accomplish other things around the house,
but have it in the background as like comfort.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
That's that's what it is. I think it is.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
I like the Kardashian like the show Keeping Up with
the Kardashians because it's entertaining to see rich people have
rich people problems. Because I'm like, oh, that's not a
real problem. Oh they're upset about this, that and the
other thing. And so it's cool to see rich people
like live their lives, which is also why I like
the Hills. It's the same just rich people Laguna Beach,
just rich people living rich people lives.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
And that is the dirt on kd WB is proudly
presented by six point two injured Himer and Lammer's Injury Law.
Ten minutes away from another Charlie XCX keyword. I'm gonna
plug the Minnesota Goodbye because we really like the Minnesota Goodbye.
That is a little extra special fifteen twenty minute podcast
we do every day, and a lot of people don't
know about it because how would you know if we
(26:25):
didn't tell you. So look for the Minnesota Goodbye. It's
a little bit spicier. We get to be a little bit,
I don't know. We can talk about things that we
can't all we talk about everything on the radio. There's
not a lot we don't talk about, but there's it
gets a little spicier on the Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Goodbye, unfiltered on very and you can check it out.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Just look for the Minnesota Goodbye on the iHeartRadio app
it's funny. I was looking for it last night. There's
actually a song called Minnesota Goodbye? Did you know this?
Speaker 6 (26:49):
How does it go?
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Did you listen to?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Do you want me to find it?
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
No, no, Bailey, not necessary that.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
It's like how the Gopher Raw Raw goes worth m I.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
And it's just like a yeah, trust me.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
It's one of the worst.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Songs in s t A Minnesota, Minnesota Go.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
It's probably go first, I think it is. I didn't
go over there, Dave, she went to Sant Clouds. Don't
want to party at the party? How much of the party?
And did you?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
And I went to two parties in my time at
Saint Cloud State.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Parties that you threw don't count.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
I didn't throw them.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
They were parties your mom and your sister. Don't count.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I don't know why I'm not finding the song. Embarrassed
because on.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
The spot, so we're doing jeez.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
Yeah, can we have time?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah? I'm not finding it, but okay, well we do.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Have time for us for me to tell you about
the French toast sandwich. You can get a holiday Stations doors.
It's a sausage, patty, egg and American cheese between two
golden brown slices of French toast. Start your morning with
something delicious at holiday.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Okay, thank you, we'll be back at a second on
kV
I'm tired and I've only been up since four thirty
What about you? How long?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Somebody called her texted a while ago and they said
they've been up for eighteen hours and I'm like, whoa man, Okay,
hopefully you get to bed soon. And we said, how
long have you been up? There's a bunch of text
messages and phone calls. Here's a TEXTA says, I've been
up for twenty six hours.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm a nurse that works a twelve hour shift, just
got off a twelve hour shift. Been awake since six
am yesterday. You know how much sleep I've gotten in
the least since six am yesterday. I do have somebody
on the phone at six five, one, nine, eight nine KDWB.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Who is this?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
What's your name?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
My name is Angel Angel. What are how long you've
been up? And why?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Well, I've been up for about twenty six hours as well,
because my daughter had her first baby this morning at
three fifty two in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh my god, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So yesterday morning you got up and you thought, okay,
this could be the day. Then you get the phone call,
then you run down to the hospital.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yeah, yep, yeah, she actually went. They went to the
They were on their way to the hospital to get
ready to be induced and everything, and she literally started
contracting in the car on the way to the hospital.
So they didn't have to do any of those things,
and she went into labor on her own.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Is that amazing?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Sweet?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, you hear about people who were in labor for
like six weeks or something like that, and somebody old
pops went out like a Champagne corps.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, like crazy. Yeah, Hey, good for you, grandma, good job.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Hey is my first friend?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, they're awesome, Thanks for calling. Congratulations. There's a bunch
of text messages, for example, my record. Here's one that
says my record is being up for thirty six hours straight.
I work in it. We were up against the deadline.
We had people working all over the world. I was
monitoring in all teams. So when the US went to bed,
it was Asia's turned, then Europe, then the US was
(01:54):
up again.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeh, whoa dang.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Hey, you want to hear one that's awful and it's crazy. Yes,
they were up for seven days straight, up for seven
days straight. They decided to kick the opiate habit because
they had major surgery and so basically they slept for
forty five minutes, then up for three days with so anyway,
don't try don't try opiates. Yeah, don't play around with bulls.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah. There's a bunch of people who work really long
like shifts. Here's one I work n I shift is
labor and delivery. My usual shifts are twelve and a
half hours. If I wake up at six am with
my kids on the day I work, sometimes I don't
have somebody watch my kids till the next day to
save money on daycare, and then I'll be up until
what like well over twenty four hours, like thirty hours.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Couldn't do it. Couldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
No, that sounds hard.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
I know people that do like thirty six hour like
streams on Twitch, and I'm just like.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yes, what really?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, But some of them, it's it's weird because they'll
go like, here's my marathon, and then they'll just show
them like at their desk, like with their eyes shut,
and then I'm like, why am I watching you sleep?
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Because they just have to be there, like to say
that they did the sub marathon. Yeah, even if they're
not gaming the entire time.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
There's like radio DJs who've done marathons like be up
for like ninety six hours. A friend of mine did
it a long time ago, and he was up for
ninety six hours. I'm like, no sleep. Yeah, that's got
to be not just hard, but bad for you.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I can't even If I get like a poor night's
sleep in general, and try to do a full day again.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
My eyes hurt and then I get cranky.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I can't imagine being up for like ninety six hours
because I would start hallucinating that there were like horses
in the walls or something like that.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well, in the show Ozark, and I think this is
a true thing, they kept what's his face up for
like days because he was in a dungeon held by
the cartel, and they would Blair Blair music so he
couldn't sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It's like a form of torture sleep anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, I think I probably could. If I was tired enough,
I'd find a way.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
The cartel would be watching going God, is it turned
up to ten?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yes? Turned up to ten?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
My body would produce more earwax, so I can plug
my ears a little bit better.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, I gotcha. What's going on.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Bailey today is talk like Shakespeare day. It is William
Shakespeare's birthday, and also the day he died. He died
on his birthday, which is wild. So we all know
of his beautiful sonnets that like, shall I compare thee
to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate? Beautiful?
Love it gorgeous? But today I have ten Shakespearean insults
(04:38):
that you can use to celebrate this fine holiday, and
I'll explain what they mean, because it is Shakespearean here.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
But it's talked like a shakespeare day.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Here's one, he has not so much brain as ear wax.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
That means he's useless. So Dave, you have not so
much brain as a earwax. Okay, all right?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Like the toe ugly and venomous, that's about vaunted.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
It means, oh my, what happened to you? You look ugly?
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh, thou art a boil, a plague, sore, an embossed
carbuckle in my corrupted blood?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Are these real Shakespearean insults that he wrote?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, that one was from King Lear. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
That one means I don't like you, you ugly leech Virginia. Yeah, no,
that's not Virgenny. No, these are Virginia would never insult her.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Women's poor women.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, but you have a February nose so full of frost,
of storm and cloudiness. That means police, you're already ugly,
and you look terribly angry too.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Shakespeare was not a nice guy, right, Why did you
give him.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
A whole day?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I do desire that we may be better strangers. That
means I would think it would be best if we
forgot about yeah, for the you know the listener at home? Okay,
here's this one's from Romeo and Juliet. I will bite
my I'm at you, or I bite my thumb at thee.
Have you heard of bite my thumb at you?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay, bite my thumb at the means essentially giving you
the middle finger.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I bite my thumb at THEE.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
I was going to start saying that to Dave instead
of actually.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Hipping them off.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Bite my thumb at the sir. What you egg, young
fry of treachery.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
That's to u Vonte. It means you know nothing, you youth,
you egg.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
I don't know why you're coming from me and Dave
and Shakespeare and Fry of treachery. I don't know what
I did somebody.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Okay, your brain is as dry as the remained biscuit
after voyage.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
After means you're so boy Shakespeare, I can no longer
stand talking and a half men, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Don'try out of my sight. Thou dawst infect my eyes,
which means please leave. I don't want to see you again.
It's from Richard the Third. All right, last one. More
of your conversation would infect my brain. I feel like
that one's self. Explainag to stop talking. You're annoying me.
Those are some Shakespearean insults for you on this the
(07:05):
fine holiday of talk like Shakespeare Day.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Nobody who's ever observed this holiday until until tonight. Get
thee to a nunnery is Shakespeare? Get thee to a nunnery.
I don't know why I remember that one.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I'm at the Yeah, there you go, Dave. You're already
doing it. You're celebrating. Congrats.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
The plays the thing wherein to catch the something of
the king. What's that, o'della? The play's the thing we're
in to catch the caption of the king.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Don't know?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
The plays the thing we're in to catch the summing
of the king.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
You keep saying it, I might jog my memory?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Is it?
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Hamlet is Shakespeare's Hamlet? Yeah, what's he talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It says. It's a line.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Spoken by Hamlet to the player as he is explaining
his play in a stage by stage of play, mirroring
the murder of his father, hoping to observe the king's reaction.
And Gage is guilt.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
The play's the thing we're in to catch the caption
of the king. One of my biggest pet peas Alyssa does.
I don't understand what she's saying.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
She'll keep repeating it, like Dave just Did'm just like,
just because you say it again, I can't get it.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Dave, good try, But thou art boil a plague sore
at blood?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
All right? Coming up? I found this is so interesting.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
They revealed something about the Academy Award voting process that
is gonna make your head spin. It's like, are you serious.
I'm gonna tell you all about this coming up next.
It's kind of Dave's dirt, but it's also you can't
make this stuff up, and we'll do it next. The
Academy Award voting process is garbage, and I'll tell you why.
(08:42):
We all watched the Academy Awards, or we scoff at
the Academy Awards because it's like, okay, all these what
even one this year for Best Picture?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Does anybody remember the exactly?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Well?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I just remember it.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Didn't she like Mary a super rich guy and she
was a she was a sex worker or something.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yes, Okay, so really this this is really interesting. The
Oscars kind of outed themselves as a sham accidentally. Here's
what happened. The Oscars announced this week there's a new
rule that Academy voters must watch all of the nominated
movies before they cast their votes. Let's stop for a second. Okay, Hey,
(09:28):
I got a new rule for you guys. You got
to watch all of the movies before you decide which
is the best one.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
What It's a new rule.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
And the Academy has kind of stuck its foot in
his mouth by admitting that they've never required anybody. They said,
it's the honor system. So it's the honor system. So
I'm putting a vote for Anora, but I've never seen
the you know, like, I don't know, give me another movie,
right and watch the trailer, and and people are just
dumbfounded that It's like, wait, you've had members voting for
(10:02):
best Picture, Best Director, Best this, best movie, and they're
not even required to watch the competition. So why you
might like say, okay, this, what was the Nosferatu? You
might go, oh, that is the winner. That is awesome,
but you've never seen the other ones? And people are
are you kid ding?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I wonder so I get like, I'm shocked that that
hasn't been a rule before. But then I think about
the entirety of the oscars. Are they Is it the
same group of people who are voting for each category?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Because that good question is a.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Lot you could not watch, like best Documentary, best sound Design,
best all that. So here are some comments on the
social media. What are they voting for until now? Trailers?
Another one?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
How the heck do you vote for an Oscar if
you didn't watch all the films?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Another text? Another comment is this should have been the
rule from the start. How do you vote on winners
without even watching all the films? This honestly makes me
question the entrity of integrity of previous Oscar wins. If
you imagine Doune Part two didn't get an award because
the voters couldn't be bothered to sit through a two
hour film and the clip they saw felt too boring
(11:12):
and confusing. There's so many great films that probably lost
out this way.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, and another one.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
We're one hundred years into the OSCARS timeline and now
they implement a rule where members have to watch the
films before they vote. The insanity.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I want to think it's an honor system saying.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Like, yeah, that's what I just said. Pay attention when
I'm doing the adults are talking.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
How are they like writing it down like oh I
watched it, Like does somebody sit in the room with them?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Or is it an honor system?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I figure out you give them a test afterward, and
even now they say they're required to.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
How will they how will they not? How will they
control that?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
But I do think if you're like a sound engineer
and you're voting for best sound Design, that makes sense
because if you're just like some schlub who went to
film school and you know, we're in a depth episode
of Days of Our Lives or something like that, are
you qualified for best sound Design?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, that would make sense if they had, you know,
like branches sound people vote for the sound But then
who's voting for Best Like? Is that like the highest
of judges get to be that get the honor of
getting Best Picture Hollywood?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Am I right?
Speaker 7 (12:19):
I wonder how they do it for the Grammys, because
I mean, I would imagine it's the same thing like
professionals in country professionals in funk professionals.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
But when you think about it, a Grammy is much
easier to digest because if you're like, Okay, what are
all the big songs this year? I'm gonna listen to
all the nominees. I gonna listen to the Miley Cyrus,
the Katy Perry, the Taylor Swift for Best Female Artist
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's an easy one to do.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Yeah, and those are no more than four minute songs.
These are two hour movies for just one.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, exactly. Hey, a couple of more.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
A woman on TikTok ask to other married couples to
share some things that are normal in their marriage that
other couples probably wouldn't understand. Here's some of the biggest responses.
Separate bathrooms will change your life. Okay, another one. We
fight only over text, no interrupting, no yelling, and you
can edit before you send.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
That sounds so nice.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
It's a plan what you're going to say. Okay, I
mean maybe there's something there. But also, like you probably
everyone takes text messages the wrong way. Yeah, so you
don't know the voice being that's true.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yep, these are really interesting.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
We don't buy each other gifts for birthdays or holidays.
I kind of like that one, and we've kind of
gotten into that one too. Christmas, Yeah, birthdays, in Valentine's Day.
We really don't because it's just like, you know, we
don't need more stuff. If I need a new pair
of socks, O buy a pair of socks. I don't
know another one. My husband does ninety percent of the
(13:40):
house cleaning.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
We have a code phrase for when we're ready to
leave a party. It's usually do you have any chapstick?
And then we both Irish goodbye, which is where you
don't say goodbye, you just just just leave. Here's another one.
Separate bank accounts and separate blankets. We sleep in separate rooms.
He snores and I'm a light sleeper, Susan. I've been
(14:02):
sleeping in separate rooms for four or five years. It's
the best. You don't know how good it can be
until you can stretch your legs out all over the place.
There's no snoring, there's no kicking. It's the best you
both do. You have both king sized beds in both rooms,
so you have all. She got She got the king
when I got the queen.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
One enough, Susan, do you snore?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
We both do, Yeah, we both do. But she's she's
the kicker. She kicks. It is the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
She just will violently kick, and then she'll flip over
in her sleep and sling her arm like across my face.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
She's doing that in her sleep. Yeah, she's doing it
wide away. What'd you do in Hawaii?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
We went to share a bed in Hawaii? Yeah, we
put Honestly, we put pillows between us because I don't
want to. She didn't want to touch partition exactly one
of those COVID things between the two of us. That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
All right.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
We'll be back with Dave's start coming up in a second.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Katy Perry are not getting better for Katy Perry, and
will explain that coming up, plus some fun dirt next.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Dave's dirt on Katie w b.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Well, Katy Perry just can't catch a break. Her World
tour starts in Guadalajara tonight, and she can't do it
because the arena is still under construction. Oh yeah, yeah,
you know they haven't done yet. They put the numbers
on the seats.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Anyone going to know that's exactly that's exactly right.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
They don't have the numbers on the seats, so you
would think they just pile everybody in there, But no,
that's not gonna work out her. He's trying anything and everything,
she really is. She tried to go into space and
that backfired on and even this isn't even to her
own fault.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
But it's just like the world that gives Katy Perry.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Chanelle has tapped Kendrick Lamar is a new brand ambassador.
He did Gatorade the other day, so he's making millions
off of that one, and now he signed on to
star in a new I wear campaign for the French
luxury house, debuting this week in his elaborator previously teamed
up for the short film The Button, and fashionable fans
have also started spotted him. Spotted him rocking Chanel accessories
(16:09):
so okay fancy, including an Eliante and Company toothcap I
didn't know that the wedesign our toothcaps, but apparently there are.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Ben Affleck is in the dirt today. Kind of a
cute story.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He's got kids and he's like, yep, they got jobs,
just like any other teenage kid. Here is Ben Afflex,
my oldest to have jobs.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
In fact, one just got a job, and one like
the kind of classic you know, teenager working in a
shop job.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I won't say what it is, but my older one
who's in college.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Is working and trying to get an internship with the
summer and stuff.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
A radio station for Earth Day, which was I think
Monday or yesterday.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It was yesterday.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
They did for twenty four hours they played sounds of
nature for Earth Day.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Brilliant, brilliant What radio station?
Speaker 6 (17:07):
And did they just like topple their advertisers the day off?
Speaker 7 (17:10):
Take the day off radio station in San Francisco ka
ka lw.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Okay, San Francisco.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I was thinking it was going to be in some
small town in Wiscon.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I thought it would be obviously thought it was Australia.
For some reason, I don't know why. I used my
sound machine on my phone yesterday white noise because I
was trying to take a nap. Yesterday roofers o yo
and now a roofers hammer is not boom boom boom
boom boom. They don't do that anymore. They good chunk, chunk, chunk,
(17:40):
cood chunk, could chunk. And then they take a break
and you think they're done.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Nope, No they're not.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Ah, they're done.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Sleepy, sleepy, peaceful, sleep good chunk, could chunk, cood.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Chunk, good chunk.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
They'll be done at eight pm.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
I feel your pain because my neighbor just redid his
entire siding of his house. And in Saint Louis Park,
the houses are about five feelds, so I haven't napped
or been able to sleep during the day when they're
working for over a week.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
The worse, there's a free white noise app and I
don't know. It didn't cover everything, but it definitely helped.
I put it on like rain falling on a lake.
You want to hear it, yes, Okay, I want.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
To know all the difference between it falling on a
lake versus an ocean versus a puddle of some kind.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Okay, here we go, rain on lake, and here's what
it sounds like. And I think there's other sounds that
I can do too.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Give me another maybe more like earthy unearthy sounds?
Speaker 7 (18:37):
Does that you know if you can ask Alexa to
play these noises?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
How about you can let me I can try to
plug it in and see, give me a minute.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Yeah, that would be helpful because I have we have
Alexis all over our house, and then you could set
a time or like, play this sound for an hour.
That way it cuts off while you're smart.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, it's gonna take a minute until Alexa fires up.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
But she's circling right now. I got you in her
mic on too. Okay, she's got her own.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Mic Here is rain on a metal roof.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
I like that one.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Okay, here's another one, rain on a tent. I kind
of like that if you camp. If you camp and
you're in the tent and it's raining.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It is glorious. It is awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Let me see if I can A lot of these
are rain Oh wait, here's a babbling brook, battling brook.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
My problem is I would feel like I'd be laying
down to take a nap and then have to pee
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I kind of see that.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, I yeah, that would probably the water sounds would
probably make you want to uh, you know, to do that.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Right exactly, And I just I would get so worked
up over do I need to pee?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Or am I falling asleep?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Right? Here's boat swaying in water?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Okay, that's kind of spooky.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
And then here's one that I found on my sound
the machine, White Noise, Jenny.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Pee ing, I'm falling asleep?
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Am I getting royalties for this? How did you get
that on your White Noise Machine?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Well? I was.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
I don't want to say, David, I would pour a
bit on the show in my sound effects and using
it for yourself.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
And I can't tell if I need to peel.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
This is why that would never put me to sleep,
because I picture your urine is like dark dark dark
yellow or brown brownish, But you're not. You're not the
healthiest girl of all time, and you don't hydrate.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
In that so drinking all the time.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
I you know, I don't drink enough water, that's for sure,
but I'm pretty healthy.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
I feel like that's unfair.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
You have clear urine or is it brown?
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Well?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
I mean it depends on how much coffee and lack
of water I got for the.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
Day In between just clear or brown.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Yeah, when it's clear, that's also not healthy.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Just so you know it is, is it not?
Speaker 4 (21:00):
When it's clear, that's how you know. That's how you know.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Is good.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Forbes magazine is named the new title holder of youngest
self made woman billionaire.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
It ain't Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
She held this position for a while, but now there's
a thirty year old AI entrepreneur who is worth about
one point two billion. So Taylor is still worth more,
but she is not the youngest self made woman billionaire anymore.
It's a woman named Lucy gwo so brilliant Lucy, Yeah,
that is awesome. Sentence scene starts today in Los Angeles
(21:40):
and the death of Matthew Perry. So there's a friend
of his who is like distributing the ketamine that you
know that led to his death. So they're going to
be sentenced today. And Lord is in the news, Remember Lord,
I do you gotta be? Really? The New York City
police tried to shut down her pop up event to
view her next track.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Thousands of fans ignored the police to disperse. Several hours
after the scheduled start start. She arrived at Washington Square
Park with a speaker, jumped up on a platform, dance
and lip sync to what Was That. The song is
officially released this Friday. She shared an earlier WhatsApp group
for followers to meet her at the park at seven o'clock,
(22:23):
then only a few minutes before start time. She wrote
on her Instagram story before changing her mind, Oh my god,
at the park, the cops.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Are shutting us down.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I am truly amazed by how many of you showed up,
but they're telling me you've got to disperse.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm so sorry. Well, there are.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Laws and some you know, even the lord has got
to abide by the laws because you just can't have
any jackass, not that she's a jackass show up and
put up a speaker and start beat boxing on stage
while you're trying to like enjoy the park.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
I know what I mean, imagine doing that.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Like I get annoyed when I'm on a walk and
somebody rides by on a bicycle with blasting music, like
hey you thankfully dolller effect.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
They're gone soon, you know what.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I think there's something there.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I've got a little thing and it was on my
radar once and it was really cool, and it's a
little speaker. It's about the size of a tic Tac
box and you clip it on your shirt and it's
a bluetooth speaker for when you're running or walking. So
if you don't like earbudge or you want to be
aware of your surroundings, you can still hear, like, you know,
the murder approaching.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Behind you want to exactly. Yeah, So you're.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Listening to the Minnesota Goodbye on your and it's really cool.
How I told you about this people you have I remember, Yeah,
it's super cool, but I do feel a little bit
rude when somebody walks coming the other way.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
And I'm listening to KATIEWB on the iHeartRadio app, which
is free, download it down in the ash and put
us as a preset, So I turn it down a
little bit because I don't want to be that guy.
I'm just I'm just so worried about what other people
think of me. I know, some people couldn't give a crap.
They're out walking their dog without a leash, they got
their boombox turned up. They'd like, take a dog, just
take it a big dump on somebody's yard. They couldn't
(23:52):
care less. Yeah, I am always worried about whether the
people think of me.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Even so, I've tried to start telling myself like, Okay,
if I do something annoying in someone's out at me
for it, they will forget me in ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
And that's true. That's the thing about road rage.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
You get really really mad because somebody is like blocking
the left lane and you get so mad you finally
get around them, and you got to flip them off
and get in front of them and slam on your brakes.
It's like, you know what, if you just keep going
in ten minutes, you'll forget all about that person. And
I'm looking at you, Jenny, Yeah, not only are you dehydrated,
(24:25):
you've got anger management problems.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
You know what. You shouldn't have cut me off?
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Then, okay, I am going to come for your bumper.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
YEA early tracking on Memorial Day weekend movies has begun
six weeks in advance. Tom Cruise looking at a franchise
record opening for Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning with more
than sixty million. That's right, Memorial Day Weekend still six
weeks away. Today's what April twenty third, So.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Well, Morile is a little bit earlier this year.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
What is the what's the date on Themorials, like the twenty.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Twenty six, Yeah, but actual memorial did.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Darts on the twenty third.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Robert Irwin, Sexy Sexy son of Steve Irwin, is the
first celebrity to being named as a contestant for the
thirty four season of Dancing with the Stars. Is older
sister Bindi won the Mirror Ball Trophy. About ten fifteen
years or so ago, Kardashians develop a series for Hulu
called The Calabasas Behind the Gates. The reality show cameras
will focus on their friends and neighbors in the Kardashian
(25:22):
gated community. Who cares I've been saying that for fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I stop caring about this family.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
I mean, it's the mindless I don't know. It's something
that you can just watch and mindlessly scroll on your
phone at the same time accomplish other things around the house,
but have it in the background as like comfort.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
That's that's what it is. I think it is.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
I like the Kardashian like the show Keeping Up with
the Kardashians because it's entertaining to see rich people have
rich people problems. Because I'm like, oh, that's not a
real problem. Oh they're upset about this, that and the
other thing. And so it's cool to see rich people
like live their lives, which is also why I like
the Hills. It's the same just rich people Laguna Beach,
just rich people living rich people lives.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
And that is the dirt on kd WB is proudly
presented by six point two injured Himer and Lammer's Injury Law.
Ten minutes away from another Charlie XCX keyword. I'm gonna
plug the Minnesota Goodbye because we really like the Minnesota Goodbye.
That is a little extra special fifteen twenty minute podcast
we do every day, and a lot of people don't
know about it because how would you know if we
(26:25):
didn't tell you. So look for the Minnesota Goodbye. It's
a little bit spicier. We get to be a little bit,
I don't know. We can talk about things that we
can't all we talk about everything on the radio. There's
not a lot we don't talk about, but there's it
gets a little spicier on the Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Goodbye, unfiltered on very and you can check it out.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Just look for the Minnesota Goodbye on the iHeartRadio app
it's funny. I was looking for it last night. There's
actually a song called Minnesota Goodbye? Did you know this?
Speaker 6 (26:49):
How does it go?
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Did you listen to?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Do you want me to find it?
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
No, no, Bailey, not necessary that.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
It's like how the Gopher Raw Raw goes worth m I.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
And it's just like a yeah, trust me.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
It's one of the worst.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Songs in s t A Minnesota, Minnesota Go.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
It's probably go first, I think it is. I didn't
go over there, Dave, she went to Sant Clouds. Don't
want to party at the party? How much of the party?
And did you?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
And I went to two parties in my time at
Saint Cloud State.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Parties that you threw don't count.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
I didn't throw them.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
They were parties your mom and your sister. Don't count.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I don't know why I'm not finding the song. Embarrassed
because on.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
The spot, so we're doing jeez.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
Yeah, can we have time?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah? I'm not finding it, but okay, well we do.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Have time for us for me to tell you about
the French toast sandwich. You can get a holiday Stations doors.
It's a sausage, patty, egg and American cheese between two
golden brown slices of French toast. Start your morning with
something delicious at holiday.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Okay, thank you, we'll be back at a second on
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