July 28, 2025 • 23 mins
Jenny tells us about clever parent lies, we send Vont to the Aldi Aisle of Shame, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Jenny's I Do on Reddit is brought to you by
Mary and Jane. We're going to talk about parents revealing
the lies that they tell their kids always, the things
that they do to get them to do something that
they refuse to do.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
For instance, I used.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
To tell my son that oil or chewing gum spots
in the parking lot of like a target or something
were kids who didn't hold their mommy's hand when they were.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Walking, so they became a little mesh.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Spott hands all right.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Whenever I don't want to watch one of my daughter's shows,
I tell her the characters are sleeping, Sorry, patrol sleeping
right now.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
This one's cute. My son was a very picky eater.
He wouldn't even eat homemade pizza. So when he was
about three, I made a pizza and I told them
it was Batman's special Wrestler. He ate it up, and
he still asked me for Batman pizza today, and he's seventeen.
For everybitye of vegetables that my kids ate during dinner,
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they could stay up five minutes later. They didn't know
how to tell time, so it works.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay, that's very funny.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I told my niece that if you break a pinky promise,
your pinky will fall off. When she eventually lied, she
went wild trying to hold her pinky on because she
thought she was going.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
To That's adorable.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
These are lies that parents tell their kids. My parents
told my sister the ice cream man was actually the
music man. He plays music to make people happy, and
he only has his music on when he's out of
ice cream.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Oh sad though, because then he's always out of ice cream.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
You never get any ice cream ice creaming. That's one
of the great joys of childhood. I grew up in
the middle of nowhere where we didn't have an ice
cream truck, but I would go visit my family my
cousin's in Westminster, Colorado, and the ice cream truck would
come by, like I think every afternoon.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
It was magical. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
We had a neighborhood of a lot of kids, and
I lived in a call the Sack, so the ice
cream truck always stopped in the call the Sack ice
where everyone kind of came.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
What was your go to ice cream truck order?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I don't remember. I want to say a bomb pop,
what about you.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I always did a Choco taco that was my favorite.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
We didn't get a lot from ice cream trucks when
I was a kid, but I do remember specifically the
tweety bird ice cream that had gumball eyeballs.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Those were good.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, choice, what about you.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
I'd religiously get a vanilla milkshake, so much so that
the ice cream truck guy, even if I wasn't outside yet,
he would stop in my house and he would have
it ready for me when I got.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Outside, like a homemade milkshake.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
They did milkshakes on the truck because it's just milk,
ice cream and a blender.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Okay, I get a spindle, man, That's wow, I just
got for package ice cream. All right.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
These are more lies the appearances have told their children.
I told my daughter, when new teeth grow in, they
create new haste. So now she tries to figure out
which new food she will like every time a new
so clever. Yeah, I feel like everyone always says this.
It's a good phrase. I told my kids that all
mommies have eyes in the back of their heads. We
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were at arrest stop once and I asked the woman
ahead of us in line if it was true, and
she said, yes, it's true. All of the moms around
us agreed, so everyone's a.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Couple.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
More here, my husband used to tell our kids that
if they picked their nose, the boogers would bite their
fingers and make them crooked. Then he would show them
his old broken finger in sacy.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Oh that's so funny. All right, I love do one more.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I think I heard somebody when I was a kid.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I might remember like somebody saying, if you picky nose,
you're gonna like damage your brain because your finger's going
to scratch your brain.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Last one, I told my daughter the only man she
could trust was her daddy because he graduated from quote
man's school and got a diploma. Only certain men can
get such a prestigious award. And he's legit because he
has the card in his wallet to prove it. So
apparently he has some man card in his way, yeah,
to pull out. So these are lies of parents tell
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their kids. And it's all brought to you by Mary
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Speaker 5 (04:22):
Hey, while you're mentioning that, I want to mention that
we get a promo code for Strut for MutS. I'm
very excited about this one. We did Bernie's Park in
the Park a couple of weeks ago and it was
so fun. We're doing something similar, but this one's a
little bit more eh organized, and there's like we're raising
money for like veterinary bills and things like that. Is
called Strut for Mutts Saturday, September thirteenth, and you can
(04:43):
register online Rescue Network mn dot org. And there's like
a like an almost three k that you can run,
you can walk at. Its stroller friendly, it is kid friendly.
It is wagon full of kids friendly. There's going to
be adoptable dogs. They're gonna be doing carr that are free.
They can draw you and your dog or just your dog.
(05:05):
There's baked goods for dogs and humans. There's food trucks,
there's the Waffle Bar and Outlaw Mini Donuts, Podtography doing
a free photo of dogs. There's a groomer with free
nail trims for a little donation. So it's just such
a cool thing and I'm gonna be out there with
my dog Bernie. And you can sign up online and
use promo code KATWB to get ten dollars off your registration.
(05:26):
You can register now, or you can register the day
off either way. Saturday, September thirteenth, in Egan strut for MutS.
Sign up at Rescue Network MN dot org and I
will see you there.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Ooh.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Slowing things down a little bit here at KDWB time
for Motivational Monday.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I found this one.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Even though it's not really a motivational quote or something
that'll make it go yeah, I want to do that.
It's just a reminder that I really liked. I'm gonna
read it to you that we're gonna talk a little bit.
Hey you ready, Yeah, Okay, here we go. No offense,
but if someone is excited about something and you make
them feel stupid for being excited about it, you're the
worst type of person. Oh, no offense, But if someone
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is excited about something and you make them feel stupid
for being excited about it, you're the worst type of person.
I am guilty because you'll be like, I'm going to
a burlesque show and I'm like, oh, you mean a
Nerdville concern Newton, and so Bailey gets excited about it
and I poo poo poopoo on it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, I am the I am the worst kind of person.
You are the worst show. And then if you say
something like no.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I've got a you know, ahead of an artist hired
to do a picture of my cat, and I'd be like,
that's the dumbest thing ever. Or Jenny over here is
talking about like astrology this morning, yeah, human design, and
I was like poop pooing on astrology, and because I
think that's what we tend to do. But apparently I'm
the worst kind of person.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Show, If Vaughant is like really into Star Wars and
he's gonna go to the Star Wars convention, that is
fun picture taken with some dope camary mark whatever, then
I make fun of it.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'm the worst kind of person.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
No, I agree with that. I think, uh, I think
you are the worst kind of person.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
No.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
In general, I think if if it makes somebody happy,
that we shouldn't poo poo on anything that makes somebody happy.
And right now, in general, especially with like gen Z
gen Alpha type people, they're like, oh, everything is cringe
millennial cringe is very popular on like TikTok, like the
millennials are at it again, how embarrassing. Okay, but if
it's making me happy and it's not causing you harm,
(07:34):
then why why is it cringe?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I totally agree with that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I just saw an interview that Donald Glover did Childish Gambino,
and he was like, do the cringe thing, because whatever
the cringe thing is is something that you enjoy, and
it's either going to lead you to something more that
you enjoy or like you're not going to look back
and be like god, I was so cringe.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, like I'm embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, so it's like, do the cringe thing. I haven't
seen a ton of that of them making fun of millennials,
but I don't care. Yeah, I mean, I know the
new thing is to make fun of millennials and how
much we write on social media, like you know, we
post a photo and we write like this like couple
paragrists about what it is, whereas you know, gen Z's
like sleigh, yeah you know. And so I'm like, you
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know what, I don't care, Like I think so much
about that stuff and now I realize that I don't
care anymore, because why am I trying to hide me
being a millennial right in doing.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
What I like.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
I like being a millennial. I like being cringe. I
like liking stupid, nerdy, dorky stuff. I was at roller
derby this weekend, and I'd never been to roller derby before.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
But the people it's like the people who.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Do roller derby, burlesque, drag theater, clowning whatever. That's a
Venn diagram, that's just a circle. And so I felt
very comfortable there, and I felt like, look at all
these nerdy people enjoying this really nerdy thing, because even
though roller derby it's a sport, and they're like, you know,
hitting people, people are falling on the ground or whatever.
It's like rugby on wheels. But it's just a bunch
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of nerdy people.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Now, Dave, say something nice about what Bailey did this weekend.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I'm a roller derby is kind of badass. I've seen
the over derby over at the Roy Wilkins Auditorium. Yeah,
and it was bloody.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Violin.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I saw a woman lose both of her legs, both
her legs, both of her legs.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
She kept skating.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
That was the amazing thing. She kept skating and I
was like, Susan, how is she skating without legs?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
It's legs going along.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's amazing, just amazing. You know. I do a couple
of nerdy things.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
I do ukulele, yeah, which I love, And I do magic,
and I love doing. Magic has always fascinated me. I
was out seeing Chase this weekend, and Chase is now
thirty two years old. I was looking I stayed in
his guest room, which was his old bedroom, and I
look in the closet and I see a magic trick
up on the shelf. And he's like, oh, yeah, you
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got that for me, And I'm like, yeah, I thought
I did. We opened it up. It was a little box.
We opened it up and there was a note from
me that I had written to him when I gave
it to him when he was nine years old, and
he had saved it. I'm gonna guess his mom probably
saved it, and it said something like, Hi, Chase, here
are some magic tricks for your birthday. Here's what this
(10:07):
one does. Here's what this one does. If you need
any help, call me and I'll help you figure out
how to work them.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
And I just thought it was so sweet.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
It was like a little time capsule of me in
two thousand and two with my little nine year old
son on his birthday.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
You've been doing magic for that long. I thought it
was more of like a newer, like older dad kind
of hobby you picked up.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
No, since I was like five years old, I did
not know that. Wow, my brother got some magic tricks. Yeah,
I know, seriously, my brother got some magic tricks out
of a check cereal box.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
And I from that moment on, I but he didn't care.
And I was fascinated and I still am. It still
brings me joy.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
And it's funny because you do tricks for me all
the time and I.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Go, wow, oh my wow, that's magic.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
And then every time I ask you if I could
do a jazz square for you, you say, get out of here,
and then you hit me in the face.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Let her do what she wants to do. Why can't
you support me?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
And mind, I.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Gotta start hitting you somewhere else because the black eyes
are becoming very prominent. Yes, sure, make you're disgusting. We'll
be back in a second. On KDWB, we're playing the
all the Isle of Shame. Bond's headed out to the
all there. Here's the way it works.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Basically, you can call us right now. We'll get you
on the phone. But vont is in. He's going to
be in the all the Isle of Shame, which is
the aisle that has just a bunch of random stuff,
and you're gonna kind of tell him to walk down
a little bit, and then you're going to tell him
to stop turn and whatever is right in front of
his face. You win it because Daddy Bear over here
is going to buy.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
It for you.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Okay, I forgot about that part.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah, you're this.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
We'll be right back with the all the Isle of Shame.
You want to call in to win right now, go
ahead and call. You'll win something in the all the
Isle of Shame six five, one eight nine.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Kd WB.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
I gotta give him special birthday shout out to somebody
who's been listening to KDWB since the late nineties. Her
name is hold On. There we go, Sarah Alice, Happy birthday.
Got a birthday today and it is from Christian and
thank you for listening all these years to Katie w B.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
We appreciate it. Buton's in the Isle of Shame over
at the Ald.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
I've never set foot in an Aldie story in my life,
and I feel like I'm missing out. Bon described the
isle of shame for the uninitiated like me.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Well, I'm saying a bunch of like random things like
it's a little you can just's a catch all. I'm
looking at a boho hanging chair that's twenty nine to
ninety nine. I'm also looking at Dryer World dryer ball.
Oh yeah, the thing that you put in the dryers
de linch your clothes. I'm also looking at a sign
that says all these hiring for eighteen fifty and I
might apply.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
That's better than iHeart money. That's good, good for you. Okay,
all right, so we're going to try this. So what
I want you to do is face down the aisle.
Go ahead, and face down whichever part of the aisle
is longest away. Okay, face that way. Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Take four steps one, two, three, four, stop.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Turn to your left, put your right arm out, Go
up one shelf. What's there?
Speaker 8 (13:13):
It's a six foot braided USB USB a to CE charger.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Okay, all right, not fast.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
It just seems like, yes, what's the what's the price.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
On that thing? Say Bailey, your turn.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Okay, I'm gonna have you turn back around and you're
gonna take five steps.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
One two, three, four five.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Okay, turn to your right, and you're gonna put your
hand out and go one down, one shelf down.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
Bailey Jays. If I go one shelf down, I'm looking
at an eleven ninety nine. It's priced at eleven ninety nine.
Squish mellow of stitch from Lelo and Ticket.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
All right, Jenny, your turn, All right, Mon's turn back
around one more time and take three.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Steps one two, three, and then I want you to reach.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Up to the highest shelf that you can go to
your go to your left. I didn't tell you which
way to go. Go to your left and reach to
the greatest shelf.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
Yep, oh, Jenny, I might have to get this. It's
a big old thing.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Now reset yourself, face the farthest ale away. In other words,
put those short part of the aisle behind you, because
we're gonna play for real now, Okay, got it? Okay,
here we go, Katie. Good morning, h Katie. Where are
you calling from?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
What Berry? It's nice nice over there, make mansion over
there in Woodberry a mini one, Katie.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
We're we've got Vaunt in the isle of shame over
at Walmart. He is set to go. I need a
I'm sorry, yeah, not Walmart. All these sorry, We're gonna
you tell him how many steps forward you want him
to take?
Speaker 4 (15:07):
All right?
Speaker 8 (15:07):
I want him to take three?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Three steps forward? Vaunt? Okay, one, two, three? Are you
feeling turn left or turn right? Kate?
Speaker 8 (15:19):
Let's go right.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Let's turn to the right. Okay, put your arms straight out, Vant.
Do you want him to stay on that shelf or
would you like him to go one higher, lower, the
very top or the bottom.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Let's stay on that shelf.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
That's okay, Vont. I'm gonna buy for Katie whatever you're
pointing to right now.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
We have no idea. Who I'm so excited? What is it?
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Vant, I'm gonna be a portable gas pizza oven. That's
Princess seventy four ninety Oh what is it again? It's
a portable gas pizza oven. The brand is range Master.
It's prices seventy four ninety nine, it was eighty. You
got a deal, okay out and now.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Now now, Katie, I'm gonna I'm gonna give you an option.
You can trade that for two items if you want
to start over again? Or do you want the pizza oven?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Take the pizza god, son of a geez.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Today was not your day. Most things in that island
out over twenty dollars.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Yeah, every like price everywhere?
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Why not the squish mellow or the bought the jar
at cheese bars.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
It's funny because right next to the pizza oven. Yeah,
right next to the portable gas pizza oven, there's a
seventeen forty nine grill top pizza oven. But you tell
me to say where I am, Katie. Yeah, it would
have been much cheaper on Dave.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Oh ear you anymore? I lost you? Eight?
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Ari Own's gone bad ignored opt yeah are you?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh? Oh oh she's gone. Oh no, she's gone.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I think I still hear her, Katie, hear anything?
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Jenny shut up? All right, Katie, hold on, I'm gonna
buy that for you. It's gonna get it and we're
gonna deliver it to your house. Please hold I hate
this game. Why I always get stuck with this?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
We have never had that price of a day?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
You are correct, all right, it's one of one point
three kd WB this gossip at Channel four. It's Dave
dirt on kd w B brought you.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
By six one two injured Heimer and Lammers in jury law.
Probably my favorite story of the day is the cereal
butt sniffer. Now, this is a this is a guy
in California. They've arrested a cereal butt sniffer who's following
and sniffing women's buttocks in a Nordstrom rack. Now he's
got a history of similar arrest and crimes. Here is
a an officer talking about the butt sniffer.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Here we go.
Speaker 9 (17:53):
He eventually worked his way into the women's section, found
a loan shopper and started to me some of the
same day, getting close to her, uncomfortably close, crouching down
as if he was trying to buy something or check
something out or look at something.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
So I've heard up to twenty women, you know, and
what's happened to them?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
And they're all scared and I know the feeling.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Yeah kind of scary, kind of creepy, Yeah, super greedy.
So the company Astronomers hired Gwyneth Paltrow is a temporary spokesperson.
Astronomer is the one with the whole coldplaygate thing.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Thank you for your interest in Astronomer. Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow,
I've been hired on a very temporary basis to speak
on behalf of the three hundred plus employee Is it astronomer?
Speaker 4 (18:37):
I think that's funny and it's a good choice that
they made to have Gwyneth Paltrow do that, because it
just makes it into more of like a meme rather
than a scandal.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Yeah, and if they're trying to recover, I mean, they've
got a billion dollar company at stake, so they got
to do something for sure.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
I'm really excited about a sequel to the two thousand
and two.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Film Bend It Like Beckham, which is apparently.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
In the work.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I assume Jenny. I do like that movie a lot.
Not Yes, I haven't watched them forever. Well, yeah, I
think it still holds up.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
That was the first movie I saw in theaters with
my friend, like with a friend without my family there,
so it was a really big time. I went with
Jamie Teitzel, and they're going to make a sequel. I
think it's in the works. Quote unquote, the director said
the actors want to see a script before they commit
to revisiting the original characters and revive the enduring story
and that's with Kieran Knightley is the one that you're
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going to know in it. That was kind of like
her breakout movie.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Okay, speaking of movies, I saw Happy Gilmore too. It's
on Netflix. It went right to Netflix. It is so funny,
it is so stupid. It is exactly what you would expect.
There are seventy four cameos. Many of them are golf legends,
so you might not recognize them, but there are some
surprise cameos in there, and it is really funny and
the cameos are great. Seventy four cameos.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I've never seen the first one. Oh you should, it's good,
you'd like it. Yes, well, it might not be her
sense of humor. Oh wait, it's a boy movie, right, Yeah,
it's it's.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
It's a it's a goofy, dumb, stupid movie, a little
bit Lean's boy.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 8 (20:06):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
So one couple that might be getting married soon is
Bradley Cooper and his girlfriend Gigi Headded.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
There's talk about a proposal in the works.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
They've been dating for about two years now and he's
been considering marriaging kids with Gigi, and Bradley Cooper might
pop the question in the next couple months.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
This comes from a source.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
So Gigi is thirty, Bradley is fifty, but like I
would date him.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I mean I would date him. But if he's looking
for kids, dude, your fifty.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
He's so he has one kid himself already with his ex,
and then Gigi has one with Zaane so and they
apparently their kids have been like getting along great.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
So you know, they have.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Played aids and they hang out and they do all
that stuff. So maybe they'll be the next couple to
get married after Selena and Benny Blanco.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
This is the right stupid question that Dave might have
the answer to.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Does your pean still work like for baby making after
your fifty?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I refuse to.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Dignify that there was a way she could have asked
it without saying.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yes, how long does it work for well till further notice,
till further until further notice?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Yeah, because I'm in my brain, I think, like, you know, menopause,
like you don't have children after that, and that's like
that same around that same age.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
No, men's will still function if everything is healthy and.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Good, if you're like seventy, it's still well, well, I.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Don't know I'm not seventy, and I've never been with
a man who's seventy years old, so I really really
don't know. You know, it's on my bucket list, is
on my summer bucket list. Okay, just a question, speaking
of engagements, Swift, He's got all excited because Travis did
a photo dump on Friday. One of the pictures taken
during a late night dinner date exposed the screen phone
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the lock screen on his phone, and so what is
the lock screen? It is Taylor flashing her ring on
her left hand, but people zoomed in it is not
an engagement ring. It is three rings on both hands.
And a close friend of Travis told TMZ that Taylor
posed in that photo with his three Super Bowl rings.
They are not engaged yet. Okay, dirt is brought to
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you by six one two Injured Heimery Lammer's Injury Law.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
There was a reunion.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Beyonce concluded the Cowboy Carter Tour with a Destiny's Child reunion.
Final gross at the gate from thirty two shows exceeded
four hundred million dollars, the biggest country tour of all time.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I saw the video of them performing the song, and
they did a good job. I think like Kelly and
Michelle were a little bit rusty.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I was gonna say rusty.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yeah, like Beyonce still had the moves.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I think Kelly and Michelle's their moves weren't as like Insang,
but it was good and it was you know, it
was very like millennial nostalgia for me.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
When I watched the video.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
They were one of the or whatever their what album
head survivor on it?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Whatever?
Speaker 3 (22:52):
That one was, Oh, the one with locyr breath. Oh okay, right,
well that was one of my first CDs I ever got.
And deal.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Finally, there is going to be a Shrek five release
next year, but there's more. A Donkey movie will follow.
Production on that starts in two months. This is confirmed
by Eddie Murphy, so it's not speculation. That is the
dirt and we are done. Supposed to be nice today,
no rain, no hail like last night when it got
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kind of crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
The tiny chance of storms this evening, but not like
what was expected.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Still hot today though, yes, it's still gonna be hot.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
It is.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
It is true, and the State Fair is now less
than a month away coming up on. I think it's
gonna start a month four weeks from this Thursday. If
I'm not mistaken exciting, I think that's right. Yeah or
maybe yeah, maybe three weeks from Thursday.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
WHOA are you serious? Yeah? Wow, all right, enjoy your summer.
Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Jenny's I Do on Reddit is brought to you by
Mary and Jane. We're going to talk about parents revealing
the lies that they tell their kids always, the things
that they do to get them to do something that
they refuse to do.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
For instance, I used.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
To tell my son that oil or chewing gum spots
in the parking lot of like a target or something
were kids who didn't hold their mommy's hand when they were.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Walking, so they became a little mesh.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Spott hands all right.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Whenever I don't want to watch one of my daughter's shows,
I tell her the characters are sleeping, Sorry, patrol sleeping
right now.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
This one's cute. My son was a very picky eater.
He wouldn't even eat homemade pizza. So when he was
about three, I made a pizza and I told them
it was Batman's special Wrestler. He ate it up, and
he still asked me for Batman pizza today, and he's seventeen.
For everybitye of vegetables that my kids ate during dinner,
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they could stay up five minutes later. They didn't know
how to tell time, so it works.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay, that's very funny.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I told my niece that if you break a pinky promise,
your pinky will fall off. When she eventually lied, she
went wild trying to hold her pinky on because she
thought she was going.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
To That's adorable.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
These are lies that parents tell their kids. My parents
told my sister the ice cream man was actually the
music man. He plays music to make people happy, and
he only has his music on when he's out of
ice cream.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Oh sad though, because then he's always out of ice cream.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
You never get any ice cream ice creaming. That's one
of the great joys of childhood. I grew up in
the middle of nowhere where we didn't have an ice
cream truck, but I would go visit my family my
cousin's in Westminster, Colorado, and the ice cream truck would
come by, like I think every afternoon.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
It was magical. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
We had a neighborhood of a lot of kids, and
I lived in a call the Sack, so the ice
cream truck always stopped in the call the Sack ice
where everyone kind of came.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
What was your go to ice cream truck order?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I don't remember. I want to say a bomb pop,
what about you.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I always did a Choco taco that was my favorite.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
We didn't get a lot from ice cream trucks when
I was a kid, but I do remember specifically the
tweety bird ice cream that had gumball eyeballs.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Those were good.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, choice, what about you.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
I'd religiously get a vanilla milkshake, so much so that
the ice cream truck guy, even if I wasn't outside yet,
he would stop in my house and he would have
it ready for me when I got.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Outside, like a homemade milkshake.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
They did milkshakes on the truck because it's just milk,
ice cream and a blender.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Okay, I get a spindle, man, That's wow, I just
got for package ice cream. All right.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
These are more lies the appearances have told their children.
I told my daughter, when new teeth grow in, they
create new haste. So now she tries to figure out
which new food she will like every time a new
so clever. Yeah, I feel like everyone always says this.
It's a good phrase. I told my kids that all
mommies have eyes in the back of their heads. We
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were at arrest stop once and I asked the woman
ahead of us in line if it was true, and
she said, yes, it's true. All of the moms around
us agreed, so everyone's a.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Couple.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
More here, my husband used to tell our kids that
if they picked their nose, the boogers would bite their
fingers and make them crooked. Then he would show them
his old broken finger in sacy.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Oh that's so funny. All right, I love do one more.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I think I heard somebody when I was a kid.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I might remember like somebody saying, if you picky nose,
you're gonna like damage your brain because your finger's going
to scratch your brain.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Last one, I told my daughter the only man she
could trust was her daddy because he graduated from quote
man's school and got a diploma. Only certain men can
get such a prestigious award. And he's legit because he
has the card in his wallet to prove it. So
apparently he has some man card in his way, yeah,
to pull out. So these are lies of parents tell
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their kids. And it's all brought to you by Mary
and Jane. If you want to get a little discount,
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Speaker 5 (04:22):
Hey, while you're mentioning that, I want to mention that
we get a promo code for Strut for MutS. I'm
very excited about this one. We did Bernie's Park in
the Park a couple of weeks ago and it was
so fun. We're doing something similar, but this one's a
little bit more eh organized, and there's like we're raising
money for like veterinary bills and things like that. Is
called Strut for Mutts Saturday, September thirteenth, and you can
(04:43):
register online Rescue Network mn dot org. And there's like
a like an almost three k that you can run,
you can walk at. Its stroller friendly, it is kid friendly.
It is wagon full of kids friendly. There's going to
be adoptable dogs. They're gonna be doing carr that are free.
They can draw you and your dog or just your dog.
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There's baked goods for dogs and humans. There's food trucks,
there's the Waffle Bar and Outlaw Mini Donuts, Podtography doing
a free photo of dogs. There's a groomer with free
nail trims for a little donation. So it's just such
a cool thing and I'm gonna be out there with
my dog Bernie. And you can sign up online and
use promo code KATWB to get ten dollars off your registration.
(05:26):
You can register now, or you can register the day
off either way. Saturday, September thirteenth, in Egan strut for MutS.
Sign up at Rescue Network MN dot org and I
will see you there.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Ooh.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Slowing things down a little bit here at KDWB time
for Motivational Monday.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I found this one.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Even though it's not really a motivational quote or something
that'll make it go yeah, I want to do that.
It's just a reminder that I really liked. I'm gonna
read it to you that we're gonna talk a little bit.
Hey you ready, Yeah, Okay, here we go. No offense,
but if someone is excited about something and you make
them feel stupid for being excited about it, you're the
worst type of person. Oh, no offense, But if someone
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is excited about something and you make them feel stupid
for being excited about it, you're the worst type of person.
I am guilty because you'll be like, I'm going to
a burlesque show and I'm like, oh, you mean a
Nerdville concern Newton, and so Bailey gets excited about it
and I poo poo poopoo on it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, I am the I am the worst kind of person.
You are the worst show. And then if you say
something like no.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I've got a you know, ahead of an artist hired
to do a picture of my cat, and I'd be like,
that's the dumbest thing ever. Or Jenny over here is
talking about like astrology this morning, yeah, human design, and
I was like poop pooing on astrology, and because I
think that's what we tend to do. But apparently I'm
the worst kind of person.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Show, If Vaughant is like really into Star Wars and
he's gonna go to the Star Wars convention, that is
fun picture taken with some dope camary mark whatever, then
I make fun of it.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'm the worst kind of person.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
No, I agree with that. I think, uh, I think
you are the worst kind of person.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
No.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
In general, I think if if it makes somebody happy,
that we shouldn't poo poo on anything that makes somebody happy.
And right now, in general, especially with like gen Z
gen Alpha type people, they're like, oh, everything is cringe
millennial cringe is very popular on like TikTok, like the
millennials are at it again, how embarrassing. Okay, but if
it's making me happy and it's not causing you harm,
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then why why is it cringe?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I totally agree with that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I just saw an interview that Donald Glover did Childish Gambino,
and he was like, do the cringe thing, because whatever
the cringe thing is is something that you enjoy, and
it's either going to lead you to something more that
you enjoy or like you're not going to look back
and be like god, I was so cringe.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, like I'm embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, so it's like, do the cringe thing. I haven't
seen a ton of that of them making fun of millennials,
but I don't care. Yeah, I mean, I know the
new thing is to make fun of millennials and how
much we write on social media, like you know, we
post a photo and we write like this like couple
paragrists about what it is, whereas you know, gen Z's
like sleigh, yeah you know. And so I'm like, you
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know what, I don't care, Like I think so much
about that stuff and now I realize that I don't
care anymore, because why am I trying to hide me
being a millennial right in doing.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
What I like.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
I like being a millennial. I like being cringe. I
like liking stupid, nerdy, dorky stuff. I was at roller
derby this weekend, and I'd never been to roller derby before.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
But the people it's like the people who.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Do roller derby, burlesque, drag theater, clowning whatever. That's a
Venn diagram, that's just a circle. And so I felt
very comfortable there, and I felt like, look at all
these nerdy people enjoying this really nerdy thing, because even
though roller derby it's a sport, and they're like, you know,
hitting people, people are falling on the ground or whatever.
It's like rugby on wheels. But it's just a bunch
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of nerdy people.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Now, Dave, say something nice about what Bailey did this weekend.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I'm a roller derby is kind of badass. I've seen
the over derby over at the Roy Wilkins Auditorium. Yeah,
and it was bloody.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Violin.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I saw a woman lose both of her legs, both
her legs, both of her legs.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
She kept skating.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
That was the amazing thing. She kept skating and I
was like, Susan, how is she skating without legs?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
It's legs going along.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's amazing, just amazing. You know. I do a couple
of nerdy things.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
I do ukulele, yeah, which I love, And I do magic,
and I love doing. Magic has always fascinated me. I
was out seeing Chase this weekend, and Chase is now
thirty two years old. I was looking I stayed in
his guest room, which was his old bedroom, and I
look in the closet and I see a magic trick
up on the shelf. And he's like, oh, yeah, you
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got that for me, And I'm like, yeah, I thought
I did. We opened it up. It was a little box.
We opened it up and there was a note from
me that I had written to him when I gave
it to him when he was nine years old, and
he had saved it. I'm gonna guess his mom probably
saved it, and it said something like, Hi, Chase, here
are some magic tricks for your birthday. Here's what this
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one does. Here's what this one does. If you need
any help, call me and I'll help you figure out
how to work them.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
And I just thought it was so sweet.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
It was like a little time capsule of me in
two thousand and two with my little nine year old
son on his birthday.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
You've been doing magic for that long. I thought it
was more of like a newer, like older dad kind
of hobby you picked up.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
No, since I was like five years old, I did
not know that. Wow, my brother got some magic tricks. Yeah,
I know, seriously, my brother got some magic tricks out
of a check cereal box.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
And I from that moment on, I but he didn't care.
And I was fascinated and I still am. It still
brings me joy.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
And it's funny because you do tricks for me all
the time and I.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Go, wow, oh my wow, that's magic.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
And then every time I ask you if I could
do a jazz square for you, you say, get out of here,
and then you hit me in the face.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Let her do what she wants to do. Why can't
you support me?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
And mind, I.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Gotta start hitting you somewhere else because the black eyes
are becoming very prominent. Yes, sure, make you're disgusting. We'll
be back in a second. On KDWB, we're playing the
all the Isle of Shame. Bond's headed out to the
all there. Here's the way it works.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Basically, you can call us right now. We'll get you
on the phone. But vont is in. He's going to
be in the all the Isle of Shame, which is
the aisle that has just a bunch of random stuff,
and you're gonna kind of tell him to walk down
a little bit, and then you're going to tell him
to stop turn and whatever is right in front of
his face. You win it because Daddy Bear over here
is going to buy.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
It for you.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Okay, I forgot about that part.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah, you're this.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
We'll be right back with the all the Isle of Shame.
You want to call in to win right now, go
ahead and call. You'll win something in the all the
Isle of Shame six five, one eight nine.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Kd WB.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
I gotta give him special birthday shout out to somebody
who's been listening to KDWB since the late nineties. Her
name is hold On. There we go, Sarah Alice, Happy birthday.
Got a birthday today and it is from Christian and
thank you for listening all these years to Katie w B.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
We appreciate it. Buton's in the Isle of Shame over
at the Ald.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
I've never set foot in an Aldie story in my life,
and I feel like I'm missing out. Bon described the
isle of shame for the uninitiated like me.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Well, I'm saying a bunch of like random things like
it's a little you can just's a catch all. I'm
looking at a boho hanging chair that's twenty nine to
ninety nine. I'm also looking at Dryer World dryer ball.
Oh yeah, the thing that you put in the dryers
de linch your clothes. I'm also looking at a sign
that says all these hiring for eighteen fifty and I
might apply.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
That's better than iHeart money. That's good, good for you. Okay,
all right, so we're going to try this. So what
I want you to do is face down the aisle.
Go ahead, and face down whichever part of the aisle
is longest away. Okay, face that way. Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Take four steps one, two, three, four, stop.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Turn to your left, put your right arm out, Go
up one shelf. What's there?
Speaker 8 (13:13):
It's a six foot braided USB USB a to CE charger.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Okay, all right, not fast.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
It just seems like, yes, what's the what's the price.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
On that thing? Say Bailey, your turn.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Okay, I'm gonna have you turn back around and you're
gonna take five steps.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
One two, three, four five.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Okay, turn to your right, and you're gonna put your
hand out and go one down, one shelf down.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
Bailey Jays. If I go one shelf down, I'm looking
at an eleven ninety nine. It's priced at eleven ninety nine.
Squish mellow of stitch from Lelo and Ticket.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
All right, Jenny, your turn, All right, Mon's turn back
around one more time and take three.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Steps one two, three, and then I want you to reach.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Up to the highest shelf that you can go to
your go to your left. I didn't tell you which
way to go. Go to your left and reach to
the greatest shelf.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
Yep, oh, Jenny, I might have to get this. It's
a big old thing.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Now reset yourself, face the farthest ale away. In other words,
put those short part of the aisle behind you, because
we're gonna play for real now, Okay, got it? Okay,
here we go, Katie. Good morning, h Katie. Where are
you calling from?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
What Berry? It's nice nice over there, make mansion over
there in Woodberry a mini one, Katie.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
We're we've got Vaunt in the isle of shame over
at Walmart. He is set to go. I need a
I'm sorry, yeah, not Walmart. All these sorry, We're gonna
you tell him how many steps forward you want him
to take?
Speaker 4 (15:07):
All right?
Speaker 8 (15:07):
I want him to take three?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Three steps forward? Vaunt? Okay, one, two, three? Are you
feeling turn left or turn right? Kate?
Speaker 8 (15:19):
Let's go right.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Let's turn to the right. Okay, put your arms straight out, Vant.
Do you want him to stay on that shelf or
would you like him to go one higher, lower, the
very top or the bottom.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Let's stay on that shelf.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
That's okay, Vont. I'm gonna buy for Katie whatever you're
pointing to right now.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
We have no idea. Who I'm so excited? What is it?
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Vant, I'm gonna be a portable gas pizza oven. That's
Princess seventy four ninety Oh what is it again? It's
a portable gas pizza oven. The brand is range Master.
It's prices seventy four ninety nine, it was eighty. You
got a deal, okay out and now.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Now now, Katie, I'm gonna I'm gonna give you an option.
You can trade that for two items if you want
to start over again? Or do you want the pizza oven?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Take the pizza god, son of a geez.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Today was not your day. Most things in that island
out over twenty dollars.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Yeah, every like price everywhere?
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Why not the squish mellow or the bought the jar
at cheese bars.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
It's funny because right next to the pizza oven. Yeah,
right next to the portable gas pizza oven, there's a
seventeen forty nine grill top pizza oven. But you tell
me to say where I am, Katie. Yeah, it would
have been much cheaper on Dave.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Oh ear you anymore? I lost you? Eight?
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Ari Own's gone bad ignored opt yeah are you?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh? Oh oh she's gone. Oh no, she's gone.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I think I still hear her, Katie, hear anything?
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Jenny shut up? All right, Katie, hold on, I'm gonna
buy that for you. It's gonna get it and we're
gonna deliver it to your house. Please hold I hate
this game. Why I always get stuck with this?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
We have never had that price of a day?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
You are correct, all right, it's one of one point
three kd WB this gossip at Channel four. It's Dave
dirt on kd w B brought you.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
By six one two injured Heimer and Lammers in jury law.
Probably my favorite story of the day is the cereal
butt sniffer. Now, this is a this is a guy
in California. They've arrested a cereal butt sniffer who's following
and sniffing women's buttocks in a Nordstrom rack. Now he's
got a history of similar arrest and crimes. Here is
a an officer talking about the butt sniffer.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Here we go.
Speaker 9 (17:53):
He eventually worked his way into the women's section, found
a loan shopper and started to me some of the
same day, getting close to her, uncomfortably close, crouching down
as if he was trying to buy something or check
something out or look at something.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
So I've heard up to twenty women, you know, and
what's happened to them?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
And they're all scared and I know the feeling.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Yeah kind of scary, kind of creepy, Yeah, super greedy.
So the company Astronomers hired Gwyneth Paltrow is a temporary spokesperson.
Astronomer is the one with the whole coldplaygate thing.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Thank you for your interest in Astronomer. Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow,
I've been hired on a very temporary basis to speak
on behalf of the three hundred plus employee Is it astronomer?
Speaker 4 (18:37):
I think that's funny and it's a good choice that
they made to have Gwyneth Paltrow do that, because it
just makes it into more of like a meme rather
than a scandal.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Yeah, and if they're trying to recover, I mean, they've
got a billion dollar company at stake, so they got
to do something for sure.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
I'm really excited about a sequel to the two thousand
and two.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Film Bend It Like Beckham, which is apparently.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
In the work.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I assume Jenny. I do like that movie a lot.
Not Yes, I haven't watched them forever. Well, yeah, I
think it still holds up.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
That was the first movie I saw in theaters with
my friend, like with a friend without my family there,
so it was a really big time. I went with
Jamie Teitzel, and they're going to make a sequel. I
think it's in the works. Quote unquote, the director said
the actors want to see a script before they commit
to revisiting the original characters and revive the enduring story
and that's with Kieran Knightley is the one that you're
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going to know in it. That was kind of like
her breakout movie.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Okay, speaking of movies, I saw Happy Gilmore too. It's
on Netflix. It went right to Netflix. It is so funny,
it is so stupid. It is exactly what you would expect.
There are seventy four cameos. Many of them are golf legends,
so you might not recognize them, but there are some
surprise cameos in there, and it is really funny and
the cameos are great. Seventy four cameos.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I've never seen the first one. Oh you should, it's good,
you'd like it. Yes, well, it might not be her
sense of humor. Oh wait, it's a boy movie, right, Yeah,
it's it's.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
It's a it's a goofy, dumb, stupid movie, a little
bit Lean's boy.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 8 (20:06):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
So one couple that might be getting married soon is
Bradley Cooper and his girlfriend Gigi Headded.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
There's talk about a proposal in the works.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
They've been dating for about two years now and he's
been considering marriaging kids with Gigi, and Bradley Cooper might
pop the question in the next couple months.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
This comes from a source.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
So Gigi is thirty, Bradley is fifty, but like I
would date him.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I mean I would date him. But if he's looking
for kids, dude, your fifty.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
He's so he has one kid himself already with his ex,
and then Gigi has one with Zaane so and they
apparently their kids have been like getting along great.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
So you know, they have.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Played aids and they hang out and they do all
that stuff. So maybe they'll be the next couple to
get married after Selena and Benny Blanco.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
This is the right stupid question that Dave might have
the answer to.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Does your pean still work like for baby making after
your fifty?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I refuse to.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Dignify that there was a way she could have asked
it without saying.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yes, how long does it work for well till further notice,
till further until further notice?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Yeah, because I'm in my brain, I think, like, you know, menopause,
like you don't have children after that, and that's like
that same around that same age.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
No, men's will still function if everything is healthy and.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Good, if you're like seventy, it's still well, well, I.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Don't know I'm not seventy, and I've never been with
a man who's seventy years old, so I really really
don't know. You know, it's on my bucket list, is
on my summer bucket list. Okay, just a question, speaking
of engagements, Swift, He's got all excited because Travis did
a photo dump on Friday. One of the pictures taken
during a late night dinner date exposed the screen phone
(21:44):
the lock screen on his phone, and so what is
the lock screen? It is Taylor flashing her ring on
her left hand, but people zoomed in it is not
an engagement ring. It is three rings on both hands.
And a close friend of Travis told TMZ that Taylor
posed in that photo with his three Super Bowl rings.
They are not engaged yet. Okay, dirt is brought to
(22:08):
you by six one two Injured Heimery Lammer's Injury Law.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
There was a reunion.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Beyonce concluded the Cowboy Carter Tour with a Destiny's Child reunion.
Final gross at the gate from thirty two shows exceeded
four hundred million dollars, the biggest country tour of all time.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I saw the video of them performing the song, and
they did a good job. I think like Kelly and
Michelle were a little bit rusty.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I was gonna say rusty.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yeah, like Beyonce still had the moves.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I think Kelly and Michelle's their moves weren't as like Insang,
but it was good and it was you know, it
was very like millennial nostalgia for me.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
When I watched the video.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
They were one of the or whatever their what album
head survivor on it?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Whatever?
Speaker 3 (22:52):
That one was, Oh, the one with locyr breath. Oh okay, right,
well that was one of my first CDs I ever got.
And deal.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Finally, there is going to be a Shrek five release
next year, but there's more. A Donkey movie will follow.
Production on that starts in two months. This is confirmed
by Eddie Murphy, so it's not speculation. That is the
dirt and we are done. Supposed to be nice today,
no rain, no hail like last night when it got
(23:20):
kind of crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
The tiny chance of storms this evening, but not like
what was expected.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Still hot today though, yes, it's still gonna be hot.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
It is.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
It is true, and the State Fair is now less
than a month away coming up on. I think it's
gonna start a month four weeks from this Thursday. If
I'm not mistaken exciting, I think that's right. Yeah or
maybe yeah, maybe three weeks from Thursday.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
WHOA are you serious? Yeah? Wow, all right, enjoy your summer.
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