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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Katie. We're gonna do that keyword is
one of the last keywords, Jenny, Did you just spill
ink all over your pants? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Pants?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Was holding a pen and I think I was just
playing with it and I didn't realize I was putting
it on and off, and I had it sitting on
my pants. And now I have all kinds of ink
on my pants and I'm about to go speak on
this panel.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's the least to be sitting for the panel.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yes, the good news is you're sitting it. Just keep
your phone or your pants over your lap.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Child right now, like a little sag. What is this?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Ink?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Pants? Ink pants? That's what I hope they say.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That's all they're going to notice. They're going to be
on this panel. There's all these other dignified women influencers
there are gonna be. They're all gonna be dressed beautifully
and very sharp and professional. And then to somebody who
looks like they just got a middle school art class,
this is what.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
They should have expected to asking someone who works in
radio just to be on a panel.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Okay, just cross your legs the way so you cover
it up with one of your lass.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
It's also funny because last week Jenny thought she had
this thing, so she wore this exame exact same outfit week,
nothing happened. Now you've and you've gotten this entire morning
perfectly fine. But minutes before you leave and bam, well, good.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Luck, good luck on your panel today you'll be great.
Nobody will know. Worry about it. All right, The keyword
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(01:30):
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that was epic with the ACDC guitar in the background.
(01:52):
Over I got a feeling that was really cool.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I don't know why I ended like that though, I
said there was a minute less and I was.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Like, uhh, I don't know, just messing with you. All right,
It's KADWB on the Dave Ryan Show. It is the
last day for Charlie XCX. So I know you've been saying, God,
it's all you guys talk about, but it is a
big deal and it's a great show sold out. We'll
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(02:20):
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(02:42):
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(03:05):
I'm stretching.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I got a cheap bed at the house here in Colorado.
It's like a bargain basement bed. Yeah, so I'm just sore.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
So if you want a thousand dollars by doing this,
then you're you're gonna get.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
A new bed.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
You get a new bed exactly right.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Pipes and the filters filtered out at your.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
House up there.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Jenny's theory is that that I get sneezing fits when
I come to Colorado because it's an old house and
it's probably closed in for like ninety percent of the year,
and there's probably dust and things and the ventilation and
toxins and and and stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Do you ever open a window?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I guess I could open a window. It's a little
chilly outside, but you know, maybe thanks for the advice, Bailey.
I didn't know that. I didn't know that I had
somebody to give life advice right here, like right here,
in the same room.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Wow, that's nice sniff. You're gonna be over here.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You're gonna do the Daily Bailey coming up in a second.
What are we going to talk about?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Well, it's Hairstylist Appreciation Day, so we're going to go
around the horn here and talk about our best and
worst hairstyles we've ever had.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm all for us. We'll do it next on KDWB.
Back to the Daily Bailey on KDWB Daily. Let's get started.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Okay, First, before I jump into Daily Bailey, I would
just like to give a personal shout out to my grandma,
who is ninety four today.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Happy birthday. You're the best. Surely you're great.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I love the name Shirley. That is such a great,
terrific grandma name, and.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Surely for the majority of her life got perms down
at the salon and so she probably is in a
lot of appreciation for her hairstylist and its Hairstylist Appreciation.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Day today as well.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
So I want to go around the room talk about
our best hairstyles that we've had in our lives and
the worst hairstyle that we've had in our life. I know,
So I will go first. You guys got to think
about it. He my best hairstyle. Jenny would appreciate this.
I was kind of like an emo kid in high
school and I had side sweat bangs. I had many,
(05:10):
many layers, and I would backcomb my hair in the
morning so that it was really tall and kind of
like rat it up on top of my head. And
when I got my senior pictures taken, my mom said
my hair was too big and I needed to push
it down. I didn't though, because I wanted big hair
and it was a cool look. I looked amazing. My
hair was a great And then my worst hairstyle of
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choice was when I was twenty five. I wanted to
be like more respected in my field of work, so
I got a pixie cut, which just kind of made
me look like a cranky old Karen and it took
four ever for it to grow out. So if you
want short hair, I love short hair. I had short
hair until I was like twelve. I loved it, and
(05:52):
then I got it as an adult and I didn't
like it anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
So well, I've seen a picture of you as like
a ten year old with short hair, because you came
to one of Arkadie events and I've seen that picture
and you look adorable, but you do have the short
hair in the bowl cut.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Bang definitely suited me back in the day, but not
as an adult person.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So that's my best and my worst. David, what is
your best and worst haircuts?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Well, I would like to give the keyword first. The
keyword is clap, and that keyword is going to be
useful for you to get Charlie XCX tickets. So go
on the iHeartRadio app you're probably listening on there anyway,
and then use the talkback feature of the red microphone
button to just simply say the keyword is clap, boom
that you're done. This was when I was probably about
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twenty seven. I went to a like a high end
salon and it was weird. I can't even quite describe it,
but I was shaved on the back and sides with
a lot of hair on the top. So it had
like like a lot there's like shaved, not shaved, but
very very short on the back and sides, and then
a lot of long, thick hair on the top.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh that was like back in then. I'm on my
eighties nineties area.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
About ninety ninety two. It was very cool. But to
get a hair like that, you got to keep up
with it. Yeah, and so I'm not to keep up
with it, so it didn't really work for me. The
best was when you know, when you're younger. You know,
most people have tons of hair when they were younger.
And my dad used to say, I have more hair
than a cocker spaniel, and I did at the time.
And basically, I mean, you look at the kids with
(07:17):
the broccoli haircut. Now you look at like a sixteen
year old boy in his head looks like a hair hair,
looks like a head of broccoli. That's what I had,
like during most of the like when I was like
from like age twenty two about twenty five, I just
had a massive hair and it didn't matter how you
styled it. It just looked good because it was thick.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
It did were it worked for you amazing.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
So for most of my life until high school, I
had the little Bill haircut, just the low cut, the
little Bill. You look like Little Bill, I literally did.
And Mike, my hair was just low, you know, and
I had a big old head. And then eventually I
went through the phase that almost every kid goes through
where they want a mohawk, or some type of design
because they want to show style or swag. So I
had my barber shave my name is Davante, shave the
(08:01):
letter D into my head. But he did it in
like a cool, funky way. Yeah, there's a picture somewhere,
and it's just it's just so much like it was
unnecessary and I cannot imagine how much my mom had
to pay for that. But there are people go to
go even more nuts. They'll like put color in it too.
I wouldn't do all that, but that was probably the
craziest hairstyle I've had. I was the missed opportunity you had,
(08:21):
like the did the Disney D in your hair?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Right? I'm gonna call a friend of mine who was
she's actually coincidentally on my Instagram and because she went
viral because she had a bad haircut.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Oh I saw that.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, and she was in my band and her name
is Melanie and and she's you know, she's very attractive
to begin with, so any hair on her looks fine.
But she got an experimental haircut from a new stylist
and she was in her car ranting about how much
she hated it. Hey are you there, Hey, it's your pal, David,
we're on the radio. Oh hey, telling you how to
(08:59):
how the bad haircut come about?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Anyway, Well, I had a pixie that was growing out,
and I just thought that I would get it trimmed
in the back and.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
And and and.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
So anyway, go see it on my Instagram because she's
in her car ranting about how she went to a
new stylist. And I think it looks fine. I can
also see why she hates. You don't like it?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Oh no, Dave, No, that's okay. The way that they
cut it, it does it makes it look like it's
just a grown out pixie. So she has this kind
of like the gosh people make fun of the guy
who likes berries and cream, the little he's a starburst
like representative, and she looks like that Berry's and cream
guy with the weird little center part curtains on the
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side of her face, and then it shortened the back,
so she looks like a mushroom.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I feel really bad. So hopefully she can judge it
up a little bit and try and save it.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Oh wait, she's back, So what do you what do
you know? We got disconnected? So what are you gonna do?
You're just gonna wear a ball cap for the next
six months? Or what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
You know, I saw my original stylist and she fixed
it for me.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
So she did fix it. Was it worth it to
look like an idiot for a day to go viral? Melanie?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I mean I didn't intend to go viral.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I just made that video to make fun of myself
to the stylist as an apology for cheating on her.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Because you cheated. Why did you cheat on your original stylist?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I was impatient and she didn't text me.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Oh I get it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, everything going okay?
Oh yeah, just actually at work? Nay, Well, I'm sorry
I interrupted your work. I know it's very you're very,
very busy. Down to the holiday station store. Get back
to work and I will I will taught to you later. Okay,
sounds good bye.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Well there you go. Fam.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Maybe have some appreciation for your hairstylist today on hairstylist
Appreciation Day.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
We just got a tech I love it, Yeah, he says,
are you guys posting picture of the best and worst haircuts?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Would love to see him? That might be a yeah,
I guess I'll check my my my one of my
of the files.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, my archives, my archives for the best and worst
haircut for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Okay, thanks for that. We'll be back in a second
doing Dave's dirt to go on KDWB and we'll get
that before you coming up next. Stay right here, we'll
do it on KDWB. Just got this in on KDWB,
and that is Adrian Peterson got arrested drunk driving. I'm
not sure it was this morning. Got this off the
(11:38):
Channel five website, so full credit to them for doing
the actual reporting on this one. So he was arrested
I think this morning, pulled over, yes, three twenty this morning.
Basically he was going southbound on Highway seventy seven down
in Richfield. He was going eighty three in a fifty
(11:59):
five they yeah, I mean that's thirty miles over the
speed limit. Blew an alcohol rate of point one four. Now,
I think in Minnesota the intoxication minimum or whatever is
point zero eight, so he was twice the legal limit. Wow,
I'm so discussed. I'm so disgusted with him. Everybody in
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the world knows you don't drive drunk. Everybody in the
world knows that people die every day, and I hear
such sad stories about people who's like loved one's killed
by a drunk driver, and you know what, the drunk
driver is always trying to do get out of trouble. Yeah,
they have no remorse, almost without fail, they have no remorse.
Their attention goes to just them and how they can
(12:42):
get out of trouble. So they hire an expensive attorney
and they minimize whatever penalty there's going to be, or
they they say the equipment wasn't accurate, or the cops
radar wasn't accurate or whatever, and they get out of it.
Some of them do, some of them don't. In the meantime,
people die. And one of the saddest stories was it
(13:03):
was a woman twenty thirty years ago, she's sixteen, coming
home from her night shift to McDonald's. Somebody crosses the
center line trunk and they died. This young girl's gone forever.
For generations, this family will be sad because this girl
died at age sixteen because of a drunk driver. Everybody
knows you're not supposed to Shame on you, Adrian Peters,
and I'm so disgusted with you, just disgusted with you
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for doing something so stupid like that.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
You know, It's one thing to be speeding, but then
also like while drunk, like it's just like, really, dude
makes more decisions.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Miss Terrible. On a lighter note, Okay, we'll cover more
Dave Sturt coming up in a second, But there's some
good news. War of the Roses is on. You can
watch recaps on Instagram and on TikTok. You just go
search for Dave Ryan Show on Instagram or TikTok and
you can watch like a replay a recap of the
highlights of War of the Roses on Instagram or TikTok.
(13:56):
So go check that out. Also, while you're poking around
on this social media, look at the dog that I
found yesterday. I'm not gonna get this dog because Susan
would not allow me to get this dog. This dog
is gonna be probably a fifty or sixty pound dog.
But he's a burneis what do we say Burne Bernie's
But he's a doodle also, he's a he's a mini
(14:17):
Bernie doodle. And I'm like, what the what? What then?
What a mini Mini Bernie Doodle? But I posted a
video of me with this dog yesterday, and this dog
could not get enough of like licking my face and
just loved attention. And I was holding this little puppy
and I loved this dog. And people are texting and commenting,
you got to get that dog. That dog chose you,
(14:37):
And I'm like, yeah, but I kind of got my
heart set on like an older dog, you know, like
a like a foster or a rescue dog something like that.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
But maybe, I meanies are cute to consider but then
not get.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
But maybe I'll get both, maybe both. What if I
got an older rescue dog and an energetic, fun little puppy.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Susan would tell you dog, that's my mom did that
once where she went to go like looking at dogs
and she came home with two, and like we weren't
in the process, She's like, I've got two huskies.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
And we're like, huh what what huskies are? That are
a lot?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
What you calling now?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I'm calling Susan. Susan, Yeah, that's my wife.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I want to see what how resistant she would be?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Probably very resistant.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Hey, what if I brought home that that fuzzy, fuzzy, cute,
little furry dog, the one that I was holding in
the video. What if I brought that dog home.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Doesn't sound like she wants no, no, no, okay, it's
pretty solid.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Why do you take the joy out of dogs lives?
I mean, this dog found joy yesterday. Why do you
want to do that?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Because there's an older dog that needs to have some joy.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Here's the good news. We can get bold.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Don't do it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Poor Roger would like be cowering in the corner of
the house. Yeah that cat. Okay, all right, I'll talk
to you later.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Okay, Okay, He's like, I give up, then I guess
I guess no, But.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Think about this pot before you get married. Before you
get married, think about how you gotta have a mutually
agreed upon decision stual. It's just is this what you want? Okay? Fine, okay,
all right, let's dive into the last episode of Dave's
Dirt for the Day on KTWB, and here we go.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Another peak behind the scenes in Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Dave's Dirt on kd w B Roger By six one two,
injured Himer and Lamber's injury law. I got a list
of things that are going on this weekend. If you're
looking for some things to do this weekend, and here
we go. One second, I have to tap a couple
of things in here we go, all right. Timberwolves host
of Lakers tonight at the Target Center. That's Game three.
(16:57):
Game four is going to be on Sunday afternoon at
two Wilder hosting the Vegas Golden Knights. That is Game
four tomorrow three o'clock at the X Farm. Babies opens
tomorrow at the Minnesota Zoo. So little cows, pigs, horses,
goat stings like that. That'll be awesome. Art in Bloom
is going on this weekend at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts.
(17:19):
It's an annual celebration of art and flowers. So that's
kind of cool. Quick get have you been Bay? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I recommend it. It's really cute.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Okay. Art in Bloom, The Getting Gear five K, ten K,
and Medtronic Half Marathon are this weekend. Also, it is
basically Minnesota's annual Right of Spring where fitness journeys begin,
and that is that. If you go to TCUM events
dot org you find out more. Saint Paul Art Crawl
at Union Depot is this weekend. That sounds kind of cool.
(17:49):
The Minnesota Horse Expo is going to be a Canterbury Park.
They've changed the venue because they're doing some construction over
at State Fairgrounds. So that's kind of cool if you're
into horses. That is today through Sunday. Bailey Mention. This
one Independent Bookstore Day is tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I mean, you can just show up to any independent
bookstore that is near you. They're all over the place.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Like a small bookstore like Barnes and Noble is not
an independent bookstore, but it's not no. But like just
in Minneapolis, wild Rumpus Comma a bookshop. I went to
Big Hill the other day.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
That was awesome.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Tripes and trop truffles, truffles, trophile tripes, and you know what,
I tropes and trifles.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
There we go, tropes and there we go.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
That's another one. There's so many different ones.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
And then you can get like a little passport to
like get stamps and stuff. If you want to make
a day of it. It's going to be real dope
Independent book his store Day tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
It does sound kind of cool. And it's Harbor Day
at the Arboretum that is tomorrow from ten until two.
Minnesota Craft Beer Festival is at the Convention Center all
day tomorrow from one until five. H nicolat Island Spring
Market is tomorrow and Minnesota Historical Society Free Admission Day
is tomorrow, so you can go out to some of
the different historical sites and get in or free, like
(19:01):
the James J. Hillhouse if you've never been. It is
so cool to think, will you walk through this giant
house that it used to be where a family lived,
and it's like, of course they did, but you got
to just sit there and look around and think, this
smallish family lived in this giant, dark house, and it's
(19:24):
just it's so interesting. Twins hosts The Angels on Friday
and then on Saturday and then on Sunday. Shout out
to Zach Dylan from throwing out the first pitch at
yesterday's Twins game. United FC host Vancouver and the Minniesterta
Frost host New York at the X on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
But we're pretty much done anyway.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Okay, how about now?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, you're good.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
That is it.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Have a great weekend, and we will see you tomorrow.
Not tomorrow, We'll see you
Speaker 2 (19:53):
All right, k WB