Aldi Aisle of Shame Jackpot

Vont is going down the aisle of shame with an outstretched hand - what will he land on?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bonn's in the Isle of Shame over at the Aldi.
I've never set foot in an Aldie story in my life,
and I feel like I'm missing out. Bond describe the
Isle of shame for the uninitiated like me.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well, I'm saying a bunch of like random things, like
it's a little you can just a catch all. I'm
looking at a boho hanging chair that's twenty nine to
ninety nine. I'm also looking at dryer what is world
dryer ball? Oh yeah, the thing that you put in
the dryers delink your clothes. I'm also looking at a
sign that says all these hiring for eighteen fifty and
I might apply.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
That's better than I heard money. That's good. Good for you.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Okay, all right, so we're going to try this. So
what I want you to do is face down the aisle.
Go ahead, and face down whichever part of the aisle
is longest away. Okay, face that way. Okay, take four
steps one, two, three, four, stop, Turn to your left,
put your right arm out. Go up one shelf. What's there?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's a six foot rated USB USB a to CE charger.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Okay, all right, not fast, Yes, what's what's the price
on that thing. Your turn.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Okay, I'm gonna have you turn back around and you're
gonna take five steps.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
One, two, three, four five.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Okay, turn to your right, and you're gonna put your
hand out and go one down, one shelf down.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Bailey jays, we if I go one shelf down, I'm
looking at an eleven ninety nine, it's priced at eleven
ninety nine. Squish mellow of stitch from Lelo and ticket.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
All right, Jenny, your turn, all right, mons, turn back
around one more time and take three.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Steps one, two, three, and then I want.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
You to reach up to the highest shelf that you
can go to your go to your left. I and
tell you which way to go. Go to your left
and reach to the greatest shelf.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yep, oh, Jenny, I might have to get this. It's
a big old thing.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Now reset yourself, face the farthest ale away. In other words,
put those short part of the aisle behind you, because
we're gonna play for real now, okay, okay, v here
we go, Katie. Good morning, Katie. Where are you calling from?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
What Berry? It's nice there make mansion.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Over there in wood Beery a mini one, Katie. We're
We've got Vont in the isle of shame over at Walmart.
He is set to go I need I'm sorry, yeah,
not Walmart, all the sorry. We're gonna you tell him
how many steps forward you want him to take?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I want him to take three?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Three steps forward, Vaughnt.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Okay, one, two, three?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Are you feeling? Turn left or turn right? Kate?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Let's go right.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Let's turn to the right. Okay, put your arms straight out, Vont.
Do you want him to stay on that shelf or
would you like him to go one higher? Lower, the
very top or the bottom.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Let's stay on that shelf.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
That's okay, Vont. I'm gonna buy for Katie. Whatever you're
pointing to right now. We have no.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Idea who I'm going so excited? What is it?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Vant, I'm gonna get a portable gas pizza oven. That's
prices of seventy four ninety?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh? What what is it again?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's a portable gas pizza oven. The brand is range Master,
It's prices seventy four nine.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
It was.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Now now now, Katie, I'm gonna I'm gonna give you
an option. You can trade that for two items if
you want to start over again or do you want
the pizza oven?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I think a pizza god.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Son of a.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
Jeez, today was not your day. Most things in the
island out over twenty dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, every like price everywhere?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Why not the squish mellow or the the jar of
cheese balls.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's funny because right next to the pizza oven, Yeah,
right next to the portable gas pizza oven, there's a
seventeen forty nine grill top pizza oven. But you tell
me to say where I am, Katie. Yeah, it would
have been much cheaper on Dave.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh ear you anymore? I lost you? Eight eight?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Ari own's gone bad? Ignored? Opt Yeah, are you?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh? Oh oh she's gone.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Oh no, she's gone. I think I still hear her, Katie,
hear anything?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Shut up?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
All right, Katie, hold on, I'm gonna buy that for you.
I's gonna get it and we're gonna deliver it to
your house. Please hold I hate eat this game. Why
I always get stuck with this.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
But we've never had that price of a take on
this before.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's wild. You are correct, are