July 26, 2025 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's brought to you by Mary and Jane. Their microdosing
melts are delicious. Give them a try. We're going to
talk about people who have attended multiple weddings for the
same person.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What was the difference you notice.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Between the weddings and if you guys have a story,
I want to hear yours as well, but I'll read
a couple of people on Reddit what they had to say.
So first off, Wedding number one. I was friends with
both the grid and the bride and groom. The wedding
was fancy, elaborate, all of that good stuff. The ceremony
was at the Venetian in Vegas. I was in the
bridal party all that. The bride's dress was a bejeweled
(00:35):
ball gown. I do think that that plays a huge
role into Wedding number one. Hair makeup were done at
a hotel, spa, all that stuff. The reception was very fancy.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
They got it annulled three months later.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh no.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Wedding number two, same groom, but different bride. The ceremony
and reception were at a community center. All of the
decorations were homemade. The bride dress was a simple strapless dress,
she wore her hair back, no makeup. It was catered
by a Chinese restaurant and they just celebrated their fifteenth anniversary.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Isn't that funny? Sometimes you notice a correlation between the
very elaborate wedding and a short marriage exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Another one my cousin had her first wedding had an
exclusive yacht club in Connecticut. There were over five hundred guests, black,
high formal, three bands, format as Oh my God, an
incredible fireworks extravaganza at extravaganza at the end of the night.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
And it costs around a half a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Sounds so expensive.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
The marriage last lesson five years.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Second wedding was a barbecue in the backyard, sixty guests,
pool attire, hot.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Dogs and burgers.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
That wedding was over fifteen years ago and they are
still going strong.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I love that's definitely yeah. I think you know, you
can draw your own conclusion. It's like the first one
is all about the wedding, yeah, and maybe not so
much about you know, looking her to the marriage, yeah,
And the second one is.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
All like, yeah, I love you, I don't need You're not.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Going to do it again, you're not gonna say I'm
going to spend another forty nine thousand dollars, which is
probably not even a lot for a wedding anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
But you spend two thousand dollars do it in mom
and Dad's backyard.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And I mean the only person I can think of,
and I didn't even attend her first wedding was Found's
been remarried, obviously, and with her wedding to Jake, she
kept it pretty low key. It was like it wasn't
a formal like sit down dinner or anything. It was
just appetizers. I had a band on a rooftop. It
was a much smaller guest. But I know that her
first wedding was like I was there featured in the
(02:31):
Star Trip. Granted that's like the radio, like a side
of things, but it was like just a little bit
more instrit toget.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And so second time around, I think she was like
this is.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, by the way, it's a picture of Jake and
get hot.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
He was flexing on his boat and I just want
to I want to into astronomer ceo that boy get
behind him and just cup those pectorals and me feel
those biceps. Yeah, yeah, I don't want to ask Jake.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Him right now? Okay, number Yeah, he might not answer.
He probably won't answer.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
He will probably think it's an emergency, so he probably
won't answer. I will say he was the capitan of
the boat ride I went on yesterday and he.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Had the cut off sleeves situation.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Going be able to focus?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Dave, you, Yeah, you wouldn't have been able to focus.
You would have been lying.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Remember careful, foulm will kill you.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I'm not gonna touch Ja.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
She'll allow it with Dave, but she'll kill you.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh well, me too. She would kill me too. She
won't kill me. This man on speaker, you don't have anybody.
I'm gonna be dropping all of off somewhere or something. Yeah,
dang it. Yeah, he's gonna be like, why the heck
are you calling me? Dude?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Anyway, I was gonna ask him how often he works out? Okay, sorry,
every day?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Do you guys have any stories of like attending a
wedding and then attending a second one and it was
like different?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I well, I've not been to like somebody who's been
married twice. I don't have enough friends that have been
married twice.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, they're not yet.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
I do have friends that got married when they were
eighteen in the basement of a church in front of
like they were in the gymnasium of their church in
front of a basketball hoop, and it was on New
Year's Eve. It was really small. I'm pretty sure she
got her dress at Goodwill. And they're still married. And
I mean we're thirty four now, but they got married
(04:27):
when they were eighteen and they're still married.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
And that was like a really low key wedding.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I think sometimes it's more about how much you love
each other than it is putting on a big party.
But I think also the big parties a lot of
the time they turn out great too.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Sue.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, it is true, I will say, because I've said
this before, the people that on Johnsonville Broth are from
my hometown. Both of the daughters and one had Zach
Brown Band perform at her wedding.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
The other one had Kenny Chesney.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And they are all still going very very strong with
who they're with. But they just had come from money.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
So yeah, so I'm going to tell you a story,
but I'm honestly a little word. No, I don't think
they listen. So we're going to talk about somebody. You
ever sent a message to somebody that you didn't of
course you have, of course you have. You'll send a
message to somebody. I got an address the other day
and I'm like, why did you send me an address?
(05:18):
And she said friend of mine. She's like, ah, that
was meant for my dad. Okay, because I'm like, I
don't need your address. Sends me by accident. So the
story goes, there is somebody that I know that they
and their friend don't care for this particular guy. Okay, okay,
(05:38):
they don't care for him. And the guy had posted
a picture of himself and he's a larger guy. So
my friend texted my other friend and said large and
in charge with a picture of this guy who's a
heavy guy, and she sent it to him.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oh no.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Then she had to cover up for it by going,
you know, do your thing, You're doing a great job
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Sure, and she's like, good, but he had to do it.
No good, Large and in Charge.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
So Bailey Jenny Vontavious, have you sent a message to somebody.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
That you didn't mean to send it? To them. Definitely guilty.
I had a dream, I'll say it. It was a
sex dream about somebody, and I was texting my boys,
but I accidentally sent it to the person I had
the dream about. Now, we were friends, so like it
wasn't like out of nowhere, but she just was like,
I'm sorry, and I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
It was so accidentally Or were we a test in
the water.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
No, I know, because it was an absurd dream. I
would never say something like that to that person.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
No, no surprise here. But I was intoxicated one evening
and I was at a concert with my girlfriend and
my girlfriend was getting annoyed with me because you know,
I was a little loosey goosey and she was our DD.
And so I'm in the back seat as we're driving
back home and I text what I thought was my
other friend and I was like, god, Zammy's beans a
bitch right now. No, I sent it to her and
(07:05):
she literally turned around, looks at me, and she goes,
are you serious, Jenny?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And I got sorry. I think I like pass out.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
I think it's typical that, well, you were drunk, but
it's typical that like you're typing somebody's name in the message.
So you your subconscious messes up and you text to
Jenny to Dave.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
You know, I just remembered I did it another time.
I ran across somebody who looked terrible. They looked terrible,
So I texted Susan, Oh my god, they look terrible.
Sent it to that person who was across the room.
Oh no, I ran over. I said, give me your
phone right now, unlock it. What what Give me your
(07:42):
phone and unlock it right now. I sent you a
message that wasn't meant for you, and it could have
been anything. It could have been a d pic for
all she knew.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
That's what I would have said.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Up.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Sorry, I just said you yep, and so I deleted it.
Here's a bunch of text me or Facebook questions. Dana says.
My once sent me a very d pick message and
accidentally sent it to his sister.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yikes.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I emailed my mom talking ish about my boss, only
for my boss to reply, we should talk about how
you're feeling.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I was in my early twenties. I had a lot
to learn.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Judy says, as in venting about one sister to the other,
and it went to the wrong sister. Luckily, you know,
names were used, and the sister I sent didn't realize
it was about her, not.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
The other sister. See, I rarely ever do anything like this.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
When we brought it up yesterday for talkback twesday, I
was like, oh, I got to think about it. And
then last night when I sent you that TikTok Dave
of the guy being like, would you rather light yourself
on fire?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Data girl named Bailey, I.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Sent it to my work group on Instagram, and because
it says Jenny vant plus one and it's in my
little top six, so I assumed plus.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
One was you, Dave. Nope, it was one of our listeners.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Her name is Mia and it sent me a it
to vaunt Jenny and Mia and I. So I open
it up and I'm like, what the heck, Oh my god, Mia,
I'm sorry, Uh harmless though?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Right? I thought this was a work thing and she's like,
this is a work thing.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Now I'm part of the I'm part of the work chat.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yes, I'm calling hr.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
So what about you have you sent? Of course you have.
It's a matter of whether it was like harmless or
really embarrassing. Here's one kind of harmless kind of funny.
Mandy was on Facebook. She said, I was in disbelief
my ex with thowed chicken on the counter all day
and I sent a message to my best friend and
I said, I live with stupid and I sent it
(09:37):
to my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Kind of harmless.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
All right, if you got one, let us know, send
us a message to the right person, which gears here quickly.
Jenny is a single, moderately newly single. And Jenny is
you know, she's on the prowl. She's on the hunt.
She's gonna go hang out of the lookout up in
Mabele Grove and look for a Dilf.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
You happen to come up with a better reference. Nobody
knows the lookout anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
All the Dolts and else do. Okay, Well, I.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Don't think I'm looking for either of them. Okay, I'm
looking for age appropriate men.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Well you are. You're no longer a spring chicken. You
are thirty five years old by dil A Dilf is
a thirty five year old divorced dilf. Let's say that
you are in Caribou and you're ordering and there is
a fine looking Dilf standing next to you. Your question
is is it okay? How do you approach somebody? Because
(10:25):
you don't want to do the apps, you don't want
to do the clubs, you don't want to do online whatever,
how do you approach somebody? See, here's the thing. You
could walk up to somebody and burp and they'd be like, Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
It's charming to meet you.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Oh, sure, she looks like a model, an aging model
for sure, but she.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Looks like a model, And so those are in now.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Jenny could go up to a guy and go, guess
what I ate for lunch and he'd be like, hmmm,
cheeseteak sandwich.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
So your question is I.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Mean, they're like, how do you honestly go up to people?
Because when I was single last I was very much
in my party girl face, so I met a lot
of people because I was out all the time, I
was at bars. I was in like social settings or
was very natural to go up to people and flirt.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Now I'm not doing those things.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
So it's like, if I see an attractive person out
at I don't know, cub in the produce section, how
am I going up to them to be like, hey,
you're cute?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
You know? Like I can't do that? What to do well.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I don't know that you really and somebody will call
in with a story that they met their partner at
cub or pier Ley's or LUNs or whatever. But I
think that from what I know from meeting people, it's
the unexpected thing. Like Nurse Wendy was playing whirleyball and
the guy coming off the court, she met him and
now they're engaged, So it's the unexpected. She didn't she
(11:51):
didn't go into whirli ball going let's see what kind
of men are here.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It was just one of those organic things. Yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
See if the hard thing is this that you can't
tell by looking at somebody if they're single, because even
if they're not wearing a ring, which is what I've
gotten really good at. You like see somebody like walking by,
who's hot, You're like immediately looking at their left hand
nah ring?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Dang it. Yeah, But like you can't tell.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Otherwise, So why like approach this person who could potentially
be in this long term relationship or just not wearing
the wedding ring.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I won't risk it.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
It's also weird because I feel like in twenty twenty five,
approaching somebody at a bar or anywhere is not.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
They don't want that. They like, they think it's weird. Okay,
I wouldn't know.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I wouldn't know by the way somebody did text in
Jenny at katieb One said, I'm a thirty five year
old woman, I'm hot and I love the Lookout. So
maybe you've got to get up to the lookout and
maple grow.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I just I your age.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You've got to start wearing leopard print stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, and make sure I like overlay tan my skin.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah. It's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, like early wrinkles and stuff to be hot.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I think I'm good with that, but I would love
to hear, like if anyone has some suggestions, whether you
want to text it in or call, because I genuinely
just don't know how to be out in public trying
to like hit on people anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
But what's your line? What's your opening line?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I don't have an opening line. That's also my thing.
My opening line like will you buy me a drink?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Bailey had a great opening line for Jenny.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I did I have it? Jenny? What that mouth do? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Come on, Bailey, I'm sorry, I forgot I thought you
were asking me about my opening line that mouth for you.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Okay, okay, we're talking about this off the show, and
Bailey chimes in with that line, and I was like, Bailey, no,
that's not that's like quite the opposite of what I'm
trying to get to a boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Where your boyfriend at? Where can I have your numboo?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
If you know that skit?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, shout out? What about this one show that ask?
Does that work?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
That one doesn't work? Also now when they're like, damn you, well, I.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Think you should say to somebody else, see what he says.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
There's a text, there's some feedback for you. It says
for minutes a little bit different. But for women, especially
attractive women, you can go up to anyone and be
received well without worry of rejection.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I mean it would work on me.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I think you should still be worry of rejection no
matter who you're going out.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
There might be see I think you should.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
You have you have to like go to singles events
where you know that people there are single, because That's
what I've been doing. But then also there's the expectation
that everyone you talk to that you must be interested
in them because you're single in their single and you're
meeting at a singles event, which is frustrating because it's like, no,
I don't want to marry you. I'm just trying to
meet people who are also single, and here is the place.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
To do so.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
See.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
My thing about going to events like that, though, is
that it's still like a going out party atmosphere almost,
and I don't really want to meet someone who's like,
I don't know, it's hard to explain it. I just
don't want to meet people in bars, Honestly. I don't
want to be around people who like love to drink
all the time.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
And stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Sure you can do what I did and answer the
request line a lot and just like hit on people
on the request line, babe baby.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
But the problem is that bod has to screen on first,
and then vont hits something on a person.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
They hang up because there's like a vants.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
It's not true.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
They don't even get to me.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
It's vant's discerning ear that's going to establish whether or
not is.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Going to date. A lot of men get turned on
when I pick up the phone, Thank you very much.
Up June is on the phone with an idea for you.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
So, June, what would you suggest to Jenny, anybody else
who is single and wants to meet people summat organically,
like out in cub or the grocery store.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
You need to go to Trivia. Trivia, DJ Trivia and
Trivia Mafia are hot right now. They are huge and
bars and but they're on like Mondays, Tuesday nights normally
nights that you don't go.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Okay, fair enough, but okay, let's say the trivia is
next to you. There's a guy that you might want
to approach. How do you broach from like I'm over
here with my friends to going over there and meeting
this guy.
Speaker 8 (15:46):
June, Actually we go every we go every week to
look Out.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
So we've met so many people just doing trivia.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
They're parts of different teams. Then this for two small
teams get together and they start just organically becoming fun.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Okay, because I've been on a trivia team and that
is true. Go to the Lookout.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
This is a big endorsement for the You go to
the Lookout right.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
On Tuesday night.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Tuesday night, I look out on Tuesday night.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I'm really bad at trivia, Like it is not my thing.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
The okay, you are too, okay good because the only
time I ever go to trivia is just to like
hang with friends, never to contribute any kind of answer,
so as long as they're okay with that. But now
I feel like I got to find a group of
friends that are willing to do that.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
Just go with one person, with one person, okay, okay,
why you will hook up with others because everybody there
is like making fun of the questions? Are there they
didn't know the answer or they guess the answer. I mean,
it just stirs up.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, conversation.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I think that it's good because you're not there, you like,
you mean, originally you're not there to meet anybody. You're
there to play trivia. But it is ripe with other
people who are open to you coming over and starting
a conversation with them.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
Absolutely, We've had a lot of friends that way. Yeah,
see that.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Okay, thank you, I appreciate it. Line dancing, Jenny, you
could go line dancing. My grandma used to go line
dancing and she met many a bow line dancing.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Hey, I don't think I'm gonna listen to any advice.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
It's like taking you know, you're taking advice from somebody
who's not an expert. So I mean she's trying a
text message, Jenny. Here's one that says in the grocery
store starts seductively looking at the cucumbers. So you go
to the cucumber section, you pick one up, and you start,
you know, like handling the cucumbers.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Hey, like, I have that better advice than going square dancing.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
But it's more up my alley, honestly than square dancing.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
But here's one. As a guy. This is a text message,
and I think it's very wise as a guy. Just
come up and talk to us, pay us a compliment,
and that guy will remember it for the next six years.
Look at Dave. You told him you liked his black
shirt and now only wears his black shirts. I got
another black shirt right now. It's very it's great. I've
seen some singles five k's Jenny. They usually have food
(17:59):
and drinks and after you naturally sit down and talk
to people. Yeah, because you have a commonality. You have
a commonality with these people. What was your time? Oh,
how long you've been running? You ever think about running
a marathon? Blah blah blah. Oh do I like the
metal blanket that you're wearing around you? It's like all
the blanket's the thing after you get done with the race.
I don't think they really do that for five k's.
That's more of like a marathon thing.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
You don't like meet guys at the bikes and bruis
and stuff you've be going to.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, I meet guys at those and I have my guys,
but I got the guys from that. But I just like,
once again, that is a drinking activity, and I am
trying to stray away from people who I think like
and I'm guilty of it two because I was at
it and I was drinking. But I don't really want
to date people who are like, oh, drinking a lot.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Honestly, well, you're missing out. I don't think I am,
but they're done that. Get that, Yes, I get that.
I think that, you know, you're a kind interesting person.
So I think that you can just go out and
start a conversation with somebody and if they're not interested
or you don't get a vibe, then it's.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Like, well, hey, good talking to you. I'm going to
go get a drink.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Or if follows wear a shirt that says I'm single,
there you go.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Then people.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
We need that our safir one of our safe Fair
shirts is going to be you're you're kind of hot.
We're looking to do that one. Yeah, and then you
can be like read my shirt and then he'll give
him an excuse to also look at the twins, so
he'll enjoy that as well.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Have twins, Jenny, I try to help you. Why did
you give.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Birth two years ago? I've been hiding them?
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Birthday shout out, Happy fifteen birthday to Kira. I don't
know if it's Kira Akira, honestly, but she's fifteen years
old today. I love you so much. I'm so proud
of you. Hope you have a great birthday. Love mom, Charrace.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
It follows Phil Jenny, what that mouth? Do exactly? Do it?
Do it mout day and show you know what makes
me mad? Dave, No, I can't imagine, well you as one.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Secondly is when men say, hey, i'll walk you to
your car when you're like out somewhere because they think
they're going.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
To get a kiss out of it.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Of course we do. Yeah, that's why we're because you're
going to make the move somewhere.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Now that's dumb. I went to pitch a friend the
other day.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
I had a conversation with a man for about thirty
minutes and he's like, oh, I'll walk you back to
your car, and I was like, no, no, we walked here,
it's fine.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh, then I'll walk you back to your Nope, you
will not.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Be walking me back because I know at the end
of walking me back you're gonna try and kiss me.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
And no, no, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I spray the water bottle.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Just carry that with you. Yeah, I feel you to
an extent on that. However, if you are going out
on dates with people and it's like, you know, you
do the casual first days where you go to a
brewer or do whatever, there's a point where you like
you're meeting that person.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
There when does the smooching start? When they walk you
to your car.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
So I feel like there's a point where you like,
are like, walk me to my damn car.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
He's going to stop. Watch when's the smooching. No, it's
I think.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
That's true because I think in a relationship that was
probably a little bit too soon if you just met
the guy.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Just happened in my life in general, like even on
a first date, you spend hours with somebody, what if
like you don't want to kiss them on the first day.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Well, I guess.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Then you go back to the car, and then when
they go in for the kiss, you turn your cheek,
you do this.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Doesn't that make it worse? No, it doesn't make it worse, Dave. Okay, Jenny,
you don't think it makes it worse. But Dave, if
you took a girl on a date or vaunt, if
you took a girl on.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
A date and you say, let me look in your
car and.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Then you go to kiss her and she turns her head,
wouldn't you like go home and cry?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
It doesn't I know that it's a little bit awkward,
But then I would be like, oh, okay, she's not
ready for that. And then I totally would respect that. Really,
Oh absolutely, yeah. What are you gonna be like, come
on and grab her by the chin.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I assume you'd be perturbed. No, not perturbed at all.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
No, hurt a little bit maybe, but I would think, oh, well,
then I was a little bit premature.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
She's just not that into me. I don't say.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
No, I was disagreeing with Dave. I was saying no,
I would definitely be just got crying in my head,
will put his hands in his pockets, kick a rock well.
Alyssa curved me the first time I tried to kiss
her girlfriend now, and I think later that day she
did end up kissing me, but like I remember, I
went in and she was like no.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
If she pushed me away?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
What were you guys doing.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
Walking around like our our college campus at night, just
being dumb? Okay, But like I think there was a
moment we were like ha ha ha ha, and then
like she leaned in close to me, so I was like,
this is it and it was like she was like no, no,
And then I remember I pushed the air.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I was like, well, so how ego was bruised.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
I think that you sometimes you gotta if you every
relationship starts with the first kiss, so there's going to
be a moment. And honestly, it's usually the guy that
initiates the first kiss, and that's and that's probably okay
with most women.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I am very much the person who prefers that a
guy is going to initiate the first any kind of anything.
So yes, I would prefer that. And I do think
that if you are going on what is kind of
your standard dates, now you're meeting someone somewhere. Women don't
usually let guys pick them up from their houses anymore
because we don't want to be murdered. And so it's like,
that's the point where you have to walk them to
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your car if you're feeling that attraction, to get that
kiss and to start.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
But what if it's only one sided?
Speaker 5 (23:07):
What if like he's like, oh, walking into your car
and then I'm like, okay, but I barely know you.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I just met you. This is our first date.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Okay, sure, and then that case he's wrong. But if
it's date number four, okay, and you've had a good
time and it's like you're feeling a little like, you know,
romance or whatever, and you touch his arms when he
says something funny and he goes he is ahausting then
and then when he leans in for a kiss, well,
eventually you kissed a trip one time for the first time.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Did you initiated that? No?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Okay, what don't you say bly that it's like chivalrous
to do that, because I also like that aspect of it,
to walk into the car, Yeah, walking me into the car, Like,
hopefully you can read the room whether a kiss is
appropriate at that moment or not, And I know a
lot of people can't, So I get where you're coming from.
But I'm saying, like, I think you should walk a
female to the car if you are a male and
a female.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
And going out walking him into the car.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Yes, But if if it was like you know, February,
I think it's dark at four pm and we're getting
drinks and it's you know, seven thirty and I'm parked
three blocks away, Yes, I want you to walk me
in my car, that would be great. But if i'm
literally if I can see my car and I'm parked
under a street lamp, and you say, let me walk
to your car, shut up, Like, no, my car is
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right there.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I'm gonna just walk to my car, Okay.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
But if it's date number three and he likes you
and you kind of like him, and there's some sparks,
that's that's a subtle way instead of him going I'm
going to kiss you.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (24:30):
This is why you're single, This is why well many reasons. Oh,
but I think that there's going to be an opportunity
for a first kiss and walking to the cars because
now you've got probably a little privacy. You're not standing
there in the middle of Buffalo Wild Wings. You walk
her to her car, and then this is my line
that I always use, you want to know what it is?
(24:51):
I want to show you something?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Will you showing a magic trick? No? Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:54):
And then you lean in and you get kind of close,
and if she doesn't go eh, then you go okay,
she wants a kiss. I want to show you something,
And they think that's cute.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I think I think that would work on me.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Honestly, I want to show you fine, yeah, versus just
like standing there awkwardly and you're both standing there and
you're just like, Okay, well it was fun tonight.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
That is terrifying. No, you'd be like, I'm going to
show you something. Yeah, your dead body in my trust.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
You're you're judging me because you've already you No, you judge.
You judge the guy in advance, and if he's smart enough,
he'll read the signal that yeah, it's a good time.
So you say something cute, like I want to show
you something. What and she's like, well, what is it
going to be? And and then you're like and then
she's like the who that was cute? And then she
goes home and tells her best friend Bethany. You know
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what Dave said? He said, he walked me to my
car and he said I want to show you something,
and I was like what, and then he leaned in
for a kiss.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
And if that's cute, see, thank you.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
I think it's what's funny is that Bailey was when
he said I'll walk you to a car.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Basicly said, no, I walked. It's such a funny cop
walked here. That's because it's a brand new I would
do the same thing.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
But funny, I like, I totally get like, oh, let
me show you something.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I think that's cute.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
But if it's like, let me walk youar my car,
let me walk you to your car, and my car
is right there, and they go, I'll walk you there anyway,
get out of here, man, because I know what you're
playing at right Well, so.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
What he's just looking for the first kiss in the
same way that you might be looking first.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
We have text messages that saying first meeting is called
meet and greet. You should never kiss and only hug.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
One hundred percent. Yeah, for sure, unless unless you sat
and talked for five hours, right that.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Or maybe you already met in person, like at a
social outing. Sure, and then you go on to like
the first daye sure, then you could know because Yeah,
I mean, I've met people in social outings and we
go on a first date and we for sure have
kissed right away because we already had that like connection.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
This Tex says, I thought Dave was going to open
his trench coat at my first move, talk about his
french coat.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, that's not I thought they meant.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
I thought they meant the chivalrous thing where you put
your your co over a puddles and I'm.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Naked under That's what it means. I'm never gonna put
my coat into puddle.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Trench coat is ninety degrees out.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Let me show you something, it works, trust me. Let
me show you something.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
What And then she'll say, they'll tell that, No, she'll
tell Bethany.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Dave was so cute and sweet.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
He walked me to my car and then he said,
let me show you something, and then we kissed and
it was great.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Thank you, Bailey.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I'm gonna call Susan and see if she remembers her
first kiss with you.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
And see if you said that line. Yeah, call her
and see if you said that line. Are you calling?
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah, I'm going to call her for my phone, hopefully,
she answers.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
She usually answers my calls. I call her often. You
guys are friends. She on the caller, You do not answer.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I'm really sad.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Oh, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Beautiful, lovely Susan. I have a question for you. We're
on the radio, of course, of course. Okay, So Dave
is telling us what to do for walking a woman
to her car and how he like kisses girls or
used to kiss girls at their car. So I'm wondering,
do you remember your first kiss with Dave?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
M No, no, not at all. No information.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
He didn't.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
He said he used to use a line that would
be like, let me show you something, and then he'd
go in for the smooch.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Does that ring a bell?
Speaker 8 (28:38):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
You did not leave an impression on your wife the
first time you kissed.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I guess I'm not surprised. I truly.
Speaker 9 (28:49):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Was that on the first date?
Speaker 5 (28:52):
No, not on the first date, because we went to lunch.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
But it was not that much.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Did yeah day? How many days later was that water bed?
Did you get to see it?
Speaker 7 (29:09):
All? Right?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
She didn't remember?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
All right, Susan, I trust you with that. All right, Well,
thanks for answering my call.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Love you.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I remember that water bed though? That was crazy? Was
the date two.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
I don't I don't remember the Yeah, I don't remember.
She was very very innocent. She was very like, you
knew you had to move slow with Susan.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Well, she was the one who actually legitimately wanted a
tour of the radio station, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
When I met her, She's like, I'd like a tour
at the radio station. Like yeah, she totally digs me. Nope,
she wanted a tour of the radio station, so embarrassing.
We're gonna do the Friday morning wrap battle. Then we're
going to see how we all do here. So we
have topics in a We have a hat literally a
hat with paper slips and a topic on there.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Who wants to go first? You lying nothing? Really quiet, Okay,
I want.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
To get over with Okay, ready, and Bailey, your topic
is sour Patch kids.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Patch kids. Okay, Bailey, good luck. Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
We're gonna brow our lid all over those sour Patch kids.
You're gonna put them in your mouth to a little
bit and then you're gonna take it up, spit spit
all over the ground, because who that you sour?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
It's a sour Patch kid. We're gonna flip our lid.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Do you realize there's a tempo you should be following.
I am usually to a beat.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
You're out to a beat. What kind of beat is this?
This isn't a beat. It's a it's a it's a
it's a I was gonna keep going. This isn't a beat.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Okay, we're gonna next.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Who's gonna rhyme beat with sweet Dave?
Speaker 7 (30:45):
But you're talking about because I killed it the other
day doing Maclamore. I rehearsed those lyrics.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
This is off the domes, all right, bought.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Your topic is road trip?
Speaker 10 (30:58):
Hey, hey, you grab your snacks and you'll drink. You
get in the car and dip because going on a
road trip.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Drip to Wisconsin.
Speaker 10 (31:12):
Yeah, put a little slip for your road trip. Yea,
fill up the gas. Wait a minute, I hope this
trip may't ask go win on enough road trip.
Speaker 7 (31:29):
And this is when they just break out.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
That's where bust rhymes comes in. Just go crazy. That's fair, Dave.
You're going next. I'm going next. Okay, I should have
gone but whatever.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Okay, Dave, yours is the Smoky Skies, smoky sky.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You Canada. We feel your smoke in the sky like
we're gonna die. They don't stop knowing, won't stop smoking. Guys,
there we go like we're gonna die. Thunder thighs. Oh
(32:11):
that's another problem. Yes, I got thunder.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Thighs, I got daggy eyes, I got some daggy smoking.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Okay, I'm done. I just not. I wasn't feeling. It
was a beat. The meat was not my beat. The
beat wasn't my beating.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
You better?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Maybe you should have done better days.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
At least I was on the beat.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Okay, Jenny, you.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Bring home the professional. Go now and let me how
it's Jenny. Swimming pool is my topic.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Swimming pool?
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Yeah, drop that beat? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What we're
gonna do this summer. We're gonna go go to the
swimming pool.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
I like you rule on the side as a drink
a nice ride. What I do when I'm in my
pool is none of your business.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Okay, I like like like like like.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Like okay, Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Jesus, that was a rough That was a rough version.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Our worst rap battles of all time?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Who did the best? Oh, you did the best. You
had a.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Slower beat too, so you could fit in some brain power.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
It's not an excuse I think it is.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
I think it's somebody text It said Bailey should never
be allowed to wrap battle.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
My beat sucked. I will stand by that. I stand
on business. It did suck. It is a lot of
that has to do with the beat. Listen does like
we know what we're talking about. Okay,
Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's brought to you by Mary and Jane. Their microdosing
melts are delicious. Give them a try. We're going to
talk about people who have attended multiple weddings for the
same person.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What was the difference you notice.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Between the weddings and if you guys have a story,
I want to hear yours as well, but I'll read
a couple of people on Reddit what they had to say.
So first off, Wedding number one. I was friends with
both the grid and the bride and groom. The wedding
was fancy, elaborate, all of that good stuff. The ceremony
was at the Venetian in Vegas. I was in the
bridal party all that. The bride's dress was a bejeweled
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ball gown. I do think that that plays a huge
role into Wedding number one. Hair makeup were done at
a hotel, spa, all that stuff. The reception was very fancy.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
They got it annulled three months later.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh no.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Wedding number two, same groom, but different bride. The ceremony
and reception were at a community center. All of the
decorations were homemade. The bride dress was a simple strapless dress,
she wore her hair back, no makeup. It was catered
by a Chinese restaurant and they just celebrated their fifteenth anniversary.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Isn't that funny? Sometimes you notice a correlation between the
very elaborate wedding and a short marriage exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Another one my cousin had her first wedding had an
exclusive yacht club in Connecticut. There were over five hundred guests, black,
high formal, three bands, format as Oh my God, an
incredible fireworks extravaganza at extravaganza at the end of the night.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
And it costs around a half a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Sounds so expensive.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
The marriage last lesson five years.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Second wedding was a barbecue in the backyard, sixty guests,
pool attire, hot.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Dogs and burgers.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
That wedding was over fifteen years ago and they are
still going strong.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I love that's definitely yeah. I think you know, you
can draw your own conclusion. It's like the first one
is all about the wedding, yeah, and maybe not so
much about you know, looking her to the marriage, yeah,
And the second one is.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
All like, yeah, I love you, I don't need You're not.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Going to do it again, you're not gonna say I'm
going to spend another forty nine thousand dollars, which is
probably not even a lot for a wedding anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
But you spend two thousand dollars do it in mom
and Dad's backyard.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And I mean the only person I can think of,
and I didn't even attend her first wedding was Found's
been remarried, obviously, and with her wedding to Jake, she
kept it pretty low key. It was like it wasn't
a formal like sit down dinner or anything. It was
just appetizers. I had a band on a rooftop. It
was a much smaller guest. But I know that her
first wedding was like I was there featured in the
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Star Trip. Granted that's like the radio, like a side
of things, but it was like just a little bit
more instrit toget.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And so second time around, I think she was like
this is.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, by the way, it's a picture of Jake and
get hot.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
He was flexing on his boat and I just want
to I want to into astronomer ceo that boy get
behind him and just cup those pectorals and me feel
those biceps. Yeah, yeah, I don't want to ask Jake.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Him right now? Okay, number Yeah, he might not answer.
He probably won't answer.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
He will probably think it's an emergency, so he probably
won't answer. I will say he was the capitan of
the boat ride I went on yesterday and he.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Had the cut off sleeves situation.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Going be able to focus?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Dave, you, Yeah, you wouldn't have been able to focus.
You would have been lying.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Remember careful, foulm will kill you.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I'm not gonna touch Ja.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
She'll allow it with Dave, but she'll kill you.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh well, me too. She would kill me too. She
won't kill me. This man on speaker, you don't have anybody.
I'm gonna be dropping all of off somewhere or something. Yeah,
dang it. Yeah, he's gonna be like, why the heck
are you calling me? Dude?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Anyway, I was gonna ask him how often he works out? Okay, sorry,
every day?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Do you guys have any stories of like attending a
wedding and then attending a second one and it was
like different?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I well, I've not been to like somebody who's been
married twice. I don't have enough friends that have been
married twice.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, they're not yet.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
I do have friends that got married when they were
eighteen in the basement of a church in front of
like they were in the gymnasium of their church in
front of a basketball hoop, and it was on New
Year's Eve. It was really small. I'm pretty sure she
got her dress at Goodwill. And they're still married. And
I mean we're thirty four now, but they got married
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when they were eighteen and they're still married.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
And that was like a really low key wedding.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I think sometimes it's more about how much you love
each other than it is putting on a big party.
But I think also the big parties a lot of
the time they turn out great too.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Sue.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, it is true, I will say, because I've said
this before, the people that on Johnsonville Broth are from
my hometown. Both of the daughters and one had Zach
Brown Band perform at her wedding.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
The other one had Kenny Chesney.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And they are all still going very very strong with
who they're with. But they just had come from money.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
So yeah, so I'm going to tell you a story,
but I'm honestly a little word. No, I don't think
they listen. So we're going to talk about somebody. You
ever sent a message to somebody that you didn't of
course you have, of course you have. You'll send a
message to somebody. I got an address the other day
and I'm like, why did you send me an address?
(05:18):
And she said friend of mine. She's like, ah, that
was meant for my dad. Okay, because I'm like, I
don't need your address. Sends me by accident. So the
story goes, there is somebody that I know that they
and their friend don't care for this particular guy. Okay, okay,
(05:38):
they don't care for him. And the guy had posted
a picture of himself and he's a larger guy. So
my friend texted my other friend and said large and
in charge with a picture of this guy who's a
heavy guy, and she sent it to him.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oh no.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Then she had to cover up for it by going,
you know, do your thing, You're doing a great job
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Sure, and she's like, good, but he had to do it.
No good, Large and in Charge.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
So Bailey Jenny Vontavious, have you sent a message to somebody.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
That you didn't mean to send it? To them. Definitely guilty.
I had a dream, I'll say it. It was a
sex dream about somebody, and I was texting my boys,
but I accidentally sent it to the person I had
the dream about. Now, we were friends, so like it
wasn't like out of nowhere, but she just was like,
I'm sorry, and I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
It was so accidentally Or were we a test in
the water.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
No, I know, because it was an absurd dream. I
would never say something like that to that person.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
No, no surprise here. But I was intoxicated one evening
and I was at a concert with my girlfriend and
my girlfriend was getting annoyed with me because you know,
I was a little loosey goosey and she was our DD.
And so I'm in the back seat as we're driving
back home and I text what I thought was my
other friend and I was like, god, Zammy's beans a
bitch right now. No, I sent it to her and
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she literally turned around, looks at me, and she goes,
are you serious, Jenny?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And I got sorry. I think I like pass out.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
I think it's typical that, well, you were drunk, but
it's typical that like you're typing somebody's name in the message.
So you your subconscious messes up and you text to
Jenny to Dave.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
You know, I just remembered I did it another time.
I ran across somebody who looked terrible. They looked terrible,
So I texted Susan, Oh my god, they look terrible.
Sent it to that person who was across the room.
Oh no, I ran over. I said, give me your
phone right now, unlock it. What what Give me your
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phone and unlock it right now. I sent you a
message that wasn't meant for you, and it could have
been anything. It could have been a d pic for
all she knew.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
That's what I would have said.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Up.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Sorry, I just said you yep, and so I deleted it.
Here's a bunch of text me or Facebook questions. Dana says.
My once sent me a very d pick message and
accidentally sent it to his sister.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yikes.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I emailed my mom talking ish about my boss, only
for my boss to reply, we should talk about how
you're feeling.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I was in my early twenties. I had a lot
to learn.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Judy says, as in venting about one sister to the other,
and it went to the wrong sister. Luckily, you know,
names were used, and the sister I sent didn't realize
it was about her, not.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
The other sister. See, I rarely ever do anything like this.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
When we brought it up yesterday for talkback twesday, I
was like, oh, I got to think about it. And
then last night when I sent you that TikTok Dave
of the guy being like, would you rather light yourself
on fire?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Data girl named Bailey, I.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Sent it to my work group on Instagram, and because
it says Jenny vant plus one and it's in my
little top six, so I assumed plus.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
One was you, Dave. Nope, it was one of our listeners.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Her name is Mia and it sent me a it
to vaunt Jenny and Mia and I. So I open
it up and I'm like, what the heck, Oh my god, Mia,
I'm sorry, Uh harmless though?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Right? I thought this was a work thing and she's like,
this is a work thing.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Now I'm part of the I'm part of the work chat.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yes, I'm calling hr.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
So what about you have you sent? Of course you have.
It's a matter of whether it was like harmless or
really embarrassing. Here's one kind of harmless kind of funny.
Mandy was on Facebook. She said, I was in disbelief
my ex with thowed chicken on the counter all day
and I sent a message to my best friend and
I said, I live with stupid and I sent it
(09:37):
to my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Kind of harmless.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
All right, if you got one, let us know, send
us a message to the right person, which gears here quickly.
Jenny is a single, moderately newly single. And Jenny is
you know, she's on the prowl. She's on the hunt.
She's gonna go hang out of the lookout up in
Mabele Grove and look for a Dilf.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
You happen to come up with a better reference. Nobody
knows the lookout anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
All the Dolts and else do. Okay, Well, I.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Don't think I'm looking for either of them. Okay, I'm
looking for age appropriate men.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Well you are. You're no longer a spring chicken. You
are thirty five years old by dil A Dilf is
a thirty five year old divorced dilf. Let's say that
you are in Caribou and you're ordering and there is
a fine looking Dilf standing next to you. Your question
is is it okay? How do you approach somebody? Because
(10:25):
you don't want to do the apps, you don't want
to do the clubs, you don't want to do online whatever,
how do you approach somebody? See, here's the thing. You
could walk up to somebody and burp and they'd be like, Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
It's charming to meet you.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Oh, sure, she looks like a model, an aging model
for sure, but she.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Looks like a model, And so those are in now.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Jenny could go up to a guy and go, guess
what I ate for lunch and he'd be like, hmmm,
cheeseteak sandwich.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
So your question is I.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Mean, they're like, how do you honestly go up to people?
Because when I was single last I was very much
in my party girl face, so I met a lot
of people because I was out all the time, I
was at bars. I was in like social settings or
was very natural to go up to people and flirt.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Now I'm not doing those things.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
So it's like, if I see an attractive person out
at I don't know, cub in the produce section, how
am I going up to them to be like, hey,
you're cute?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
You know? Like I can't do that? What to do well.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I don't know that you really and somebody will call
in with a story that they met their partner at
cub or pier Ley's or LUNs or whatever. But I
think that from what I know from meeting people, it's
the unexpected thing. Like Nurse Wendy was playing whirleyball and
the guy coming off the court, she met him and
now they're engaged, So it's the unexpected. She didn't she
(11:51):
didn't go into whirli ball going let's see what kind
of men are here.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It was just one of those organic things. Yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
See if the hard thing is this that you can't
tell by looking at somebody if they're single, because even
if they're not wearing a ring, which is what I've
gotten really good at. You like see somebody like walking by,
who's hot, You're like immediately looking at their left hand
nah ring?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Dang it. Yeah, But like you can't tell.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Otherwise, So why like approach this person who could potentially
be in this long term relationship or just not wearing
the wedding ring.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I won't risk it.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
It's also weird because I feel like in twenty twenty five,
approaching somebody at a bar or anywhere is not.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
They don't want that. They like, they think it's weird. Okay,
I wouldn't know.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I wouldn't know by the way somebody did text in
Jenny at katieb One said, I'm a thirty five year
old woman, I'm hot and I love the Lookout. So
maybe you've got to get up to the lookout and
maple grow.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I just I your age.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You've got to start wearing leopard print stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, and make sure I like overlay tan my skin.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah. It's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, like early wrinkles and stuff to be hot.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I think I'm good with that, but I would love
to hear, like if anyone has some suggestions, whether you
want to text it in or call, because I genuinely
just don't know how to be out in public trying
to like hit on people anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
But what's your line? What's your opening line?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I don't have an opening line. That's also my thing.
My opening line like will you buy me a drink?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Bailey had a great opening line for Jenny.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I did I have it? Jenny? What that mouth do? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Come on, Bailey, I'm sorry, I forgot I thought you
were asking me about my opening line that mouth for you.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Okay, okay, we're talking about this off the show, and
Bailey chimes in with that line, and I was like, Bailey, no,
that's not that's like quite the opposite of what I'm
trying to get to a boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Where your boyfriend at? Where can I have your numboo?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
If you know that skit?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, shout out? What about this one show that ask?
Does that work?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
That one doesn't work? Also now when they're like, damn you, well, I.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Think you should say to somebody else, see what he says.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
There's a text, there's some feedback for you. It says
for minutes a little bit different. But for women, especially
attractive women, you can go up to anyone and be
received well without worry of rejection.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I mean it would work on me.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I think you should still be worry of rejection no
matter who you're going out.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
There might be see I think you should.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
You have you have to like go to singles events
where you know that people there are single, because That's
what I've been doing. But then also there's the expectation
that everyone you talk to that you must be interested
in them because you're single in their single and you're
meeting at a singles event, which is frustrating because it's like, no,
I don't want to marry you. I'm just trying to
meet people who are also single, and here is the place.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
To do so.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
See.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
My thing about going to events like that, though, is
that it's still like a going out party atmosphere almost,
and I don't really want to meet someone who's like,
I don't know, it's hard to explain it. I just
don't want to meet people in bars, Honestly. I don't
want to be around people who like love to drink
all the time.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
And stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Sure you can do what I did and answer the
request line a lot and just like hit on people
on the request line, babe baby.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
But the problem is that bod has to screen on first,
and then vont hits something on a person.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
They hang up because there's like a vants.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
It's not true.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
They don't even get to me.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
It's vant's discerning ear that's going to establish whether or
not is.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Going to date. A lot of men get turned on
when I pick up the phone, Thank you very much.
Up June is on the phone with an idea for you.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
So, June, what would you suggest to Jenny, anybody else
who is single and wants to meet people summat organically,
like out in cub or the grocery store.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
You need to go to Trivia. Trivia, DJ Trivia and
Trivia Mafia are hot right now. They are huge and
bars and but they're on like Mondays, Tuesday nights normally
nights that you don't go.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Okay, fair enough, but okay, let's say the trivia is
next to you. There's a guy that you might want
to approach. How do you broach from like I'm over
here with my friends to going over there and meeting
this guy.
Speaker 8 (15:46):
June, Actually we go every we go every week to
look Out.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
So we've met so many people just doing trivia.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
They're parts of different teams. Then this for two small
teams get together and they start just organically becoming fun.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Okay, because I've been on a trivia team and that
is true. Go to the Lookout.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
This is a big endorsement for the You go to
the Lookout right.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
On Tuesday night.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Tuesday night, I look out on Tuesday night.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I'm really bad at trivia, Like it is not my thing.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
The okay, you are too, okay good because the only
time I ever go to trivia is just to like
hang with friends, never to contribute any kind of answer,
so as long as they're okay with that. But now
I feel like I got to find a group of
friends that are willing to do that.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
Just go with one person, with one person, okay, okay,
why you will hook up with others because everybody there
is like making fun of the questions? Are there they
didn't know the answer or they guess the answer. I mean,
it just stirs up.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, conversation.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I think that it's good because you're not there, you like,
you mean, originally you're not there to meet anybody. You're
there to play trivia. But it is ripe with other
people who are open to you coming over and starting
a conversation with them.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
Absolutely, We've had a lot of friends that way. Yeah,
see that.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Okay, thank you, I appreciate it. Line dancing, Jenny, you
could go line dancing. My grandma used to go line
dancing and she met many a bow line dancing.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Hey, I don't think I'm gonna listen to any advice.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
It's like taking you know, you're taking advice from somebody
who's not an expert. So I mean she's trying a
text message, Jenny. Here's one that says in the grocery
store starts seductively looking at the cucumbers. So you go
to the cucumber section, you pick one up, and you start,
you know, like handling the cucumbers.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Hey, like, I have that better advice than going square dancing.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
But it's more up my alley, honestly than square dancing.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
But here's one. As a guy. This is a text message,
and I think it's very wise as a guy. Just
come up and talk to us, pay us a compliment,
and that guy will remember it for the next six years.
Look at Dave. You told him you liked his black
shirt and now only wears his black shirts. I got
another black shirt right now. It's very it's great. I've
seen some singles five k's Jenny. They usually have food
(17:59):
and drinks and after you naturally sit down and talk
to people. Yeah, because you have a commonality. You have
a commonality with these people. What was your time? Oh,
how long you've been running? You ever think about running
a marathon? Blah blah blah. Oh do I like the
metal blanket that you're wearing around you? It's like all
the blanket's the thing after you get done with the race.
I don't think they really do that for five k's.
That's more of like a marathon thing.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
You don't like meet guys at the bikes and bruis
and stuff you've be going to.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, I meet guys at those and I have my guys,
but I got the guys from that. But I just like,
once again, that is a drinking activity, and I am
trying to stray away from people who I think like
and I'm guilty of it two because I was at
it and I was drinking. But I don't really want
to date people who are like, oh, drinking a lot.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Honestly, well, you're missing out. I don't think I am,
but they're done that. Get that, Yes, I get that.
I think that, you know, you're a kind interesting person.
So I think that you can just go out and
start a conversation with somebody and if they're not interested
or you don't get a vibe, then it's.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Like, well, hey, good talking to you. I'm going to
go get a drink.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Or if follows wear a shirt that says I'm single,
there you go.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Then people.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
We need that our safir one of our safe Fair
shirts is going to be you're you're kind of hot.
We're looking to do that one. Yeah, and then you
can be like read my shirt and then he'll give
him an excuse to also look at the twins, so
he'll enjoy that as well.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Have twins, Jenny, I try to help you. Why did
you give.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Birth two years ago? I've been hiding them?
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Birthday shout out, Happy fifteen birthday to Kira. I don't
know if it's Kira Akira, honestly, but she's fifteen years
old today. I love you so much. I'm so proud
of you. Hope you have a great birthday. Love mom, Charrace.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
It follows Phil Jenny, what that mouth? Do exactly? Do it?
Do it mout day and show you know what makes
me mad? Dave, No, I can't imagine, well you as one.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Secondly is when men say, hey, i'll walk you to
your car when you're like out somewhere because they think
they're going.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
To get a kiss out of it.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Of course we do. Yeah, that's why we're because you're
going to make the move somewhere.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Now that's dumb. I went to pitch a friend the
other day.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
I had a conversation with a man for about thirty
minutes and he's like, oh, I'll walk you back to
your car, and I was like, no, no, we walked here,
it's fine.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh, then I'll walk you back to your Nope, you
will not.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Be walking me back because I know at the end
of walking me back you're gonna try and kiss me.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
And no, no, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I spray the water bottle.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Just carry that with you. Yeah, I feel you to
an extent on that. However, if you are going out
on dates with people and it's like, you know, you
do the casual first days where you go to a
brewer or do whatever, there's a point where you like
you're meeting that person.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
There when does the smooching start? When they walk you
to your car.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
So I feel like there's a point where you like,
are like, walk me to my damn car.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
He's going to stop. Watch when's the smooching. No, it's
I think.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
That's true because I think in a relationship that was
probably a little bit too soon if you just met
the guy.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Just happened in my life in general, like even on
a first date, you spend hours with somebody, what if
like you don't want to kiss them on the first day.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Well, I guess.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Then you go back to the car, and then when
they go in for the kiss, you turn your cheek,
you do this.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Doesn't that make it worse? No, it doesn't make it worse, Dave. Okay, Jenny,
you don't think it makes it worse. But Dave, if
you took a girl on a date or vaunt, if
you took a girl on.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
A date and you say, let me look in your
car and.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Then you go to kiss her and she turns her head,
wouldn't you like go home and cry?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
It doesn't I know that it's a little bit awkward,
But then I would be like, oh, okay, she's not
ready for that. And then I totally would respect that. Really,
Oh absolutely, yeah. What are you gonna be like, come
on and grab her by the chin.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I assume you'd be perturbed. No, not perturbed at all.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
No, hurt a little bit maybe, but I would think, oh, well,
then I was a little bit premature.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
She's just not that into me. I don't say.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
No, I was disagreeing with Dave. I was saying no,
I would definitely be just got crying in my head,
will put his hands in his pockets, kick a rock well.
Alyssa curved me the first time I tried to kiss
her girlfriend now, and I think later that day she
did end up kissing me, but like I remember, I
went in and she was like no.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
If she pushed me away?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
What were you guys doing.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
Walking around like our our college campus at night, just
being dumb? Okay, But like I think there was a
moment we were like ha ha ha ha, and then
like she leaned in close to me, so I was like,
this is it and it was like she was like no, no,
And then I remember I pushed the air.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I was like, well, so how ego was bruised.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
I think that you sometimes you gotta if you every
relationship starts with the first kiss, so there's going to
be a moment. And honestly, it's usually the guy that
initiates the first kiss, and that's and that's probably okay
with most women.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I am very much the person who prefers that a
guy is going to initiate the first any kind of anything.
So yes, I would prefer that. And I do think
that if you are going on what is kind of
your standard dates, now you're meeting someone somewhere. Women don't
usually let guys pick them up from their houses anymore
because we don't want to be murdered. And so it's like,
that's the point where you have to walk them to
(23:00):
your car if you're feeling that attraction, to get that
kiss and to start.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
But what if it's only one sided?
Speaker 5 (23:07):
What if like he's like, oh, walking into your car
and then I'm like, okay, but I barely know you.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I just met you. This is our first date.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Okay, sure, and then that case he's wrong. But if
it's date number four, okay, and you've had a good
time and it's like you're feeling a little like, you know,
romance or whatever, and you touch his arms when he
says something funny and he goes he is ahausting then
and then when he leans in for a kiss, well,
eventually you kissed a trip one time for the first time.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Did you initiated that? No?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Okay, what don't you say bly that it's like chivalrous
to do that, because I also like that aspect of it,
to walk into the car, Yeah, walking me into the car, Like,
hopefully you can read the room whether a kiss is
appropriate at that moment or not, And I know a
lot of people can't, So I get where you're coming from.
But I'm saying, like, I think you should walk a
female to the car if you are a male and
a female.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
And going out walking him into the car.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Yes, But if if it was like you know, February,
I think it's dark at four pm and we're getting
drinks and it's you know, seven thirty and I'm parked
three blocks away, Yes, I want you to walk me
in my car, that would be great. But if i'm
literally if I can see my car and I'm parked
under a street lamp, and you say, let me walk
to your car, shut up, Like, no, my car is
(24:19):
right there.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I'm gonna just walk to my car, Okay.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
But if it's date number three and he likes you
and you kind of like him, and there's some sparks,
that's that's a subtle way instead of him going I'm
going to kiss you.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (24:30):
This is why you're single, This is why well many reasons. Oh,
but I think that there's going to be an opportunity
for a first kiss and walking to the cars because
now you've got probably a little privacy. You're not standing
there in the middle of Buffalo Wild Wings. You walk
her to her car, and then this is my line
that I always use, you want to know what it is?
(24:51):
I want to show you something?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Will you showing a magic trick? No? Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:54):
And then you lean in and you get kind of close,
and if she doesn't go eh, then you go okay,
she wants a kiss. I want to show you something,
And they think that's cute.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I think I think that would work on me.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Honestly, I want to show you fine, yeah, versus just
like standing there awkwardly and you're both standing there and
you're just like, Okay, well it was fun tonight.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
That is terrifying. No, you'd be like, I'm going to
show you something. Yeah, your dead body in my trust.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
You're you're judging me because you've already you No, you judge.
You judge the guy in advance, and if he's smart enough,
he'll read the signal that yeah, it's a good time.
So you say something cute, like I want to show
you something. What and she's like, well, what is it
going to be? And and then you're like and then
she's like the who that was cute? And then she
goes home and tells her best friend Bethany. You know
(25:47):
what Dave said? He said, he walked me to my
car and he said I want to show you something,
and I was like what, and then he leaned in
for a kiss.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
And if that's cute, see, thank you.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
I think it's what's funny is that Bailey was when
he said I'll walk you to a car.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Basicly said, no, I walked. It's such a funny cop
walked here. That's because it's a brand new I would
do the same thing.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
But funny, I like, I totally get like, oh, let
me show you something.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I think that's cute.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
But if it's like, let me walk youar my car,
let me walk you to your car, and my car
is right there, and they go, I'll walk you there anyway,
get out of here, man, because I know what you're
playing at right Well, so.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
What he's just looking for the first kiss in the
same way that you might be looking first.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
We have text messages that saying first meeting is called
meet and greet. You should never kiss and only hug.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
One hundred percent. Yeah, for sure, unless unless you sat
and talked for five hours, right that.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Or maybe you already met in person, like at a
social outing. Sure, and then you go on to like
the first daye sure, then you could know because Yeah,
I mean, I've met people in social outings and we
go on a first date and we for sure have
kissed right away because we already had that like connection.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
This Tex says, I thought Dave was going to open
his trench coat at my first move, talk about his
french coat.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, that's not I thought they meant.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
I thought they meant the chivalrous thing where you put
your your co over a puddles and I'm.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Naked under That's what it means. I'm never gonna put
my coat into puddle.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Trench coat is ninety degrees out.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Let me show you something, it works, trust me. Let
me show you something.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
What And then she'll say, they'll tell that, No, she'll
tell Bethany.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Dave was so cute and sweet.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
He walked me to my car and then he said,
let me show you something, and then we kissed and
it was great.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Thank you, Bailey.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I'm gonna call Susan and see if she remembers her
first kiss with you.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
And see if you said that line. Yeah, call her
and see if you said that line. Are you calling?
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah, I'm going to call her for my phone, hopefully,
she answers.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
She usually answers my calls. I call her often. You
guys are friends. She on the caller, You do not answer.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I'm really sad.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Oh, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Beautiful, lovely Susan. I have a question for you. We're
on the radio, of course, of course. Okay, So Dave
is telling us what to do for walking a woman
to her car and how he like kisses girls or
used to kiss girls at their car. So I'm wondering,
do you remember your first kiss with Dave?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
M No, no, not at all. No information.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
He didn't.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
He said he used to use a line that would
be like, let me show you something, and then he'd
go in for the smooch.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Does that ring a bell?
Speaker 8 (28:38):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
You did not leave an impression on your wife the
first time you kissed.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I guess I'm not surprised. I truly.
Speaker 9 (28:49):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Was that on the first date?
Speaker 5 (28:52):
No, not on the first date, because we went to lunch.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
But it was not that much.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Did yeah day? How many days later was that water bed?
Did you get to see it?
Speaker 7 (29:09):
All? Right?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
She didn't remember?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
All right, Susan, I trust you with that. All right, Well,
thanks for answering my call.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Love you.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I remember that water bed though? That was crazy? Was
the date two.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
I don't I don't remember the Yeah, I don't remember.
She was very very innocent. She was very like, you
knew you had to move slow with Susan.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Well, she was the one who actually legitimately wanted a
tour of the radio station, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
When I met her, She's like, I'd like a tour
at the radio station. Like yeah, she totally digs me. Nope,
she wanted a tour of the radio station, so embarrassing.
We're gonna do the Friday morning wrap battle. Then we're
going to see how we all do here. So we
have topics in a We have a hat literally a
hat with paper slips and a topic on there.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Who wants to go first? You lying nothing? Really quiet, Okay,
I want.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
To get over with Okay, ready, and Bailey, your topic
is sour Patch kids.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Patch kids. Okay, Bailey, good luck. Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
We're gonna brow our lid all over those sour Patch kids.
You're gonna put them in your mouth to a little
bit and then you're gonna take it up, spit spit
all over the ground, because who that you sour?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
It's a sour Patch kid. We're gonna flip our lid.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Do you realize there's a tempo you should be following.
I am usually to a beat.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
You're out to a beat. What kind of beat is this?
This isn't a beat. It's a it's a it's a
it's a I was gonna keep going. This isn't a beat.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Okay, we're gonna next.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Who's gonna rhyme beat with sweet Dave?
Speaker 7 (30:45):
But you're talking about because I killed it the other
day doing Maclamore. I rehearsed those lyrics.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
This is off the domes, all right, bought.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Your topic is road trip?
Speaker 10 (30:58):
Hey, hey, you grab your snacks and you'll drink. You
get in the car and dip because going on a
road trip.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Drip to Wisconsin.
Speaker 10 (31:12):
Yeah, put a little slip for your road trip. Yea,
fill up the gas. Wait a minute, I hope this
trip may't ask go win on enough road trip.
Speaker 7 (31:29):
And this is when they just break out.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
That's where bust rhymes comes in. Just go crazy. That's fair, Dave.
You're going next. I'm going next. Okay, I should have
gone but whatever.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Okay, Dave, yours is the Smoky Skies, smoky sky.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You Canada. We feel your smoke in the sky like
we're gonna die. They don't stop knowing, won't stop smoking. Guys,
there we go like we're gonna die. Thunder thighs. Oh
(32:11):
that's another problem. Yes, I got thunder.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Thighs, I got daggy eyes, I got some daggy smoking.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Okay, I'm done. I just not. I wasn't feeling. It
was a beat. The meat was not my beat. The
beat wasn't my beating.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
You better?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Maybe you should have done better days.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
At least I was on the beat.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Okay, Jenny, you.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Bring home the professional. Go now and let me how
it's Jenny. Swimming pool is my topic.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Swimming pool?
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Yeah, drop that beat? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What we're
gonna do this summer. We're gonna go go to the
swimming pool.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
I like you rule on the side as a drink
a nice ride. What I do when I'm in my
pool is none of your business.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Okay, I like like like like like.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Like okay, Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Jesus, that was a rough That was a rough version.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Our worst rap battles of all time?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Who did the best? Oh, you did the best. You
had a.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Slower beat too, so you could fit in some brain power.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
It's not an excuse I think it is.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
I think it's somebody text It said Bailey should never
be allowed to wrap battle.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
My beat sucked. I will stand by that. I stand
on business. It did suck. It is a lot of
that has to do with the beat. Listen does like
we know what we're talking about. Okay,
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