April 22, 2025 • 7 mins
We hear about your inventions, from a Froven to a Sock Sorter 3000!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're playing a little game of Dave Tank.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is where you invent something totally stupid but something
that you would like to see kind of invented, and
then you tell me about it and if I like
your idea best, I will support and invest in your
idea by vin moowing you twenty dollars American caf. Okay, Jenny,
you're up first. Jenny coming into the tank. Jenny is
six foot six and she is a camper adventurer, travel blogger,
(00:28):
also radio personality. Jenny, what did you bring to the
tank today?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Thank you for having me today Shark Dave Today, I
brought It's a device that basically it looks like a
TSA wand you know, like it's the security and what
you do is you just scan it all over your
entire body and it diagnoses what's wrong with you because,
like you know, you see that little like mole getting
a little weird, You see that brash on your leg,
and I don't want to go to the doctor for
(00:53):
they're gonna tell me to just get some cream and
it'll be fine, you know whatever. So this one, you
just do a full body scan with it and eat out. Yeah,
you know, I don't know it will be what's your
one called Jenny?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
The wonder wand the wonder Wand.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yes, so I'm here today to ask a vibrate feature.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Why is that? That's for personal use?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Okay, just it's multi multi use that Actually you can
use it to find out if you're sick, or you
can use it because you are sick.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Okay, sick? Okay? All right? Bailey? What is your tank?
Bailey J.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Former alumni of Saint Cloud State and former employee the
Disney Store. Bailey, what's in the tank today?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yes, this is called the Amazing Audio Book where you
can take any book and then you put it into
like a little bowl and then it turns it into
an audio book with not just a narrator, but a
different narrator for every single voice of every different Why
is there a bowl?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I'm confused. The bowl? You have to you have to
put it into something. So I have to, like, you know,
kind of go through a thing. What's called it's called
the Amazing Audio what'd you bring?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Vont is twenty four to twenty three years old. You're
from New Jersey, a bespectacled young man and he has
something in the tank.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
What do you got in the tank today. It's called
the slide in and out.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
You know, some days you're just feeling lazy, you don't
feel like going all the way upstairs at the third
floor to I don't know, get something out of your room.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So you get a slide installed in your house to
go room to room.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
And if you get one floor, if you have one
floor and above your house, it's fine too. We can
install this so that way you can go room to
room on one level. And in a couple of years
we may or may not be in sliding installing the
slide in and out two point zero where you can
add a water feature, because water slides.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Are so nice. That's in a couple of years. Right now,
it's just a regular slide. Now, let's go to the tank.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Right now on KATIEWB, you tell us what you're inventing,
and you can see that it's a fictional, stupid invention.
If I like it best, I will invest in your
invention twenty dollars. Let's go to inventor Taylor.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Taylor.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Good morning, Tailor, good morning. What did you bring to
the tank today?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Taylor?
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Okay, so I'm bringing to the tank a fridge oven, unit.
It's called a poven, And so you make like your
tailored tot hot diish the night before work, like you
get up, you're getting ready for work. You take it
out of the actual fridge and you put it in
the phoven and you set it on the app on
your phone for the temperature to be like thirty six
(03:20):
degrees like fridge temperature. You go to work, like four
o'clock four thirty, you go back on the app and
you change the temperature back to like three fifty. So
it starts to heat up, and when you get home,
you're hot dish is ready for you to eat it.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, So it's not something you carry you You're not
carrying the food with you to work. It's just done
when you get home.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like a remote control oven.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Then oh huh exactly.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah, but it keeps it cool until it's ready to
go on the oven. So you eliminate saying, hey kid,
remember to take the chick.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Would okay, Taylor, thank you very much for being on
the tank. Hold on, you might be the winner of
twenty Let's go to Kelly. Welcome to Dave Tank. Kelly,
tell me about your fictional, stupid invention and I'll maybe
invest twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Hi Kelly, Hi, good morning. What do you got Kelly?
What's in the tank?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Maya is a social battery indicator. So it's like a
pin you can put on your clothing and you can
change the color red, yellow, or green. Red means I
have no social battery laft, I don't want to talk
to anybody. Yellow is like I'm open to it, but
I'm not really not really ambitious to have a lot
of conversation. Yeah, and green is like chataway, I'm ready
to go.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Does this?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I have a question for you on your invention, Kelly.
Is it automatic? Does it read your level or do
you set it with a little dial?
Speaker 6 (04:41):
You can set it with a little dial, but we're
really developing it so I can read your body and
change on it.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's in development right now in the lab. Kelly, I
like yours a lot. Please hold on one second. We'll
do a couple of more here. Hello, Amanda, Hi, welcome
to Dave Tank. Let's hear about your invention and what
did you come up with?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
My invention is called the socks.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Order three thousand.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay, what does that do?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
It's like a little.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Room bough that goes around your house and finds all
the mismatched stocks that you don't have a pair two
in the drawer and matches them up for you all
throughout the day, because every time you do laundry, you're
losing matches to your socks.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I like that the sock sorder to your three thousand.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
A big improvement over the two shows, Yes, which actually
would sort your dog and suck the dog into theirs.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yeah, that was all.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Right, Please hold on for one second.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I do have a favorite, by the way, just to
let you know, I'm not sure what your favorite is,
but the final entry into a Dave tank this morning
is Heather inventor. Heather, what'd you bring into the tank today? Heather,
I have the the fart blossom. I'm intrigued. Well, tell
me about the park blossom.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
All right.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
It's like the size of a dryer sheet to stick
to your husband's underwear or Jenny's. I think Jenny will.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Invest in this as well.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Absolutely, just stick it in.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
Your underwear and then when your heart it smells like
blossoms and you will never know just a stanky heart
or a west Hart because of an assortment as well.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Okay, okay, this is an interesting invention.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You need to make this happen. The fart Blossom.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Now, I'm gonna put everybody on hold here, but I
do I do have a favorite, but I'm gonna tell
you there are two that are very very very close.
The runner up is gonna be Kelly. Kelly, You've got
the social battery pin and I liked it best until
fart Blossom came on. Because now fart Blossom is the winner.
(06:40):
So Kelly, I'm gonna vemo you a consolation prize of
five dollars to invest in your social battery pin.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay, okay, sounds good. I mean not today the.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Winner the winner today, Heather, congratulations on the fart Blossom.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Good job, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Pol Yes, can you send me a couple of extra yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Good lord, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I can see Jenny leaning up on one butt cheek
in the studio and all of a sudden, it's like, oh, lavender.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
O, you's a g here. You guys would love it.
You'd be like, okay, fine whatever, No, okay,
We're playing a little game of Dave Tank.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is where you invent something totally stupid but something
that you would like to see kind of invented, and
then you tell me about it and if I like
your idea best, I will support and invest in your
idea by vin moowing you twenty dollars American caf. Okay, Jenny,
you're up first. Jenny coming into the tank. Jenny is
six foot six and she is a camper adventurer, travel blogger,
(00:28):
also radio personality. Jenny, what did you bring to the
tank today?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Thank you for having me today Shark Dave Today, I
brought It's a device that basically it looks like a
TSA wand you know, like it's the security and what
you do is you just scan it all over your
entire body and it diagnoses what's wrong with you because,
like you know, you see that little like mole getting
a little weird, You see that brash on your leg,
and I don't want to go to the doctor for
(00:53):
they're gonna tell me to just get some cream and
it'll be fine, you know whatever. So this one, you
just do a full body scan with it and eat out. Yeah,
you know, I don't know it will be what's your
one called Jenny?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
The wonder wand the wonder Wand.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yes, so I'm here today to ask a vibrate feature.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Why is that? That's for personal use?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Okay, just it's multi multi use that Actually you can
use it to find out if you're sick, or you
can use it because you are sick.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Okay, sick? Okay? All right? Bailey? What is your tank?
Bailey J.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Former alumni of Saint Cloud State and former employee the
Disney Store. Bailey, what's in the tank today?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yes, this is called the Amazing Audio Book where you
can take any book and then you put it into
like a little bowl and then it turns it into
an audio book with not just a narrator, but a
different narrator for every single voice of every different Why
is there a bowl?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I'm confused. The bowl? You have to you have to
put it into something. So I have to, like, you know,
kind of go through a thing. What's called it's called
the Amazing Audio what'd you bring?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Vont is twenty four to twenty three years old. You're
from New Jersey, a bespectacled young man and he has
something in the tank.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
What do you got in the tank today. It's called
the slide in and out.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
You know, some days you're just feeling lazy, you don't
feel like going all the way upstairs at the third
floor to I don't know, get something out of your room.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So you get a slide installed in your house to
go room to room.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
And if you get one floor, if you have one
floor and above your house, it's fine too. We can
install this so that way you can go room to
room on one level. And in a couple of years
we may or may not be in sliding installing the
slide in and out two point zero where you can
add a water feature, because water slides.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Are so nice. That's in a couple of years. Right now,
it's just a regular slide. Now, let's go to the tank.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Right now on KATIEWB, you tell us what you're inventing,
and you can see that it's a fictional, stupid invention.
If I like it best, I will invest in your
invention twenty dollars. Let's go to inventor Taylor.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Taylor.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Good morning, Tailor, good morning. What did you bring to
the tank today?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Taylor?
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Okay, so I'm bringing to the tank a fridge oven, unit.
It's called a poven, And so you make like your
tailored tot hot diish the night before work, like you
get up, you're getting ready for work. You take it
out of the actual fridge and you put it in
the phoven and you set it on the app on
your phone for the temperature to be like thirty six
(03:20):
degrees like fridge temperature. You go to work, like four
o'clock four thirty, you go back on the app and
you change the temperature back to like three fifty. So
it starts to heat up, and when you get home,
you're hot dish is ready for you to eat it.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, So it's not something you carry you You're not
carrying the food with you to work. It's just done
when you get home.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like a remote control oven.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Then oh huh exactly.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah, but it keeps it cool until it's ready to
go on the oven. So you eliminate saying, hey kid,
remember to take the chick.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Would okay, Taylor, thank you very much for being on
the tank. Hold on, you might be the winner of
twenty Let's go to Kelly. Welcome to Dave Tank. Kelly,
tell me about your fictional, stupid invention and I'll maybe
invest twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Hi Kelly, Hi, good morning. What do you got Kelly?
What's in the tank?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Maya is a social battery indicator. So it's like a
pin you can put on your clothing and you can
change the color red, yellow, or green. Red means I
have no social battery laft, I don't want to talk
to anybody. Yellow is like I'm open to it, but
I'm not really not really ambitious to have a lot
of conversation. Yeah, and green is like chataway, I'm ready
to go.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Does this?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I have a question for you on your invention, Kelly.
Is it automatic? Does it read your level or do
you set it with a little dial?
Speaker 6 (04:41):
You can set it with a little dial, but we're
really developing it so I can read your body and
change on it.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's in development right now in the lab. Kelly, I
like yours a lot. Please hold on one second. We'll
do a couple of more here. Hello, Amanda, Hi, welcome
to Dave Tank. Let's hear about your invention and what
did you come up with?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
My invention is called the socks.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Order three thousand.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay, what does that do?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
It's like a little.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Room bough that goes around your house and finds all
the mismatched stocks that you don't have a pair two
in the drawer and matches them up for you all
throughout the day, because every time you do laundry, you're
losing matches to your socks.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I like that the sock sorder to your three thousand.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
A big improvement over the two shows, Yes, which actually
would sort your dog and suck the dog into theirs.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yeah, that was all.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Right, Please hold on for one second.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I do have a favorite, by the way, just to
let you know, I'm not sure what your favorite is,
but the final entry into a Dave tank this morning
is Heather inventor. Heather, what'd you bring into the tank today? Heather,
I have the the fart blossom. I'm intrigued. Well, tell
me about the park blossom.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
All right.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
It's like the size of a dryer sheet to stick
to your husband's underwear or Jenny's. I think Jenny will.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Invest in this as well.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Absolutely, just stick it in.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
Your underwear and then when your heart it smells like
blossoms and you will never know just a stanky heart
or a west Hart because of an assortment as well.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Okay, okay, this is an interesting invention.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You need to make this happen. The fart Blossom.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Now, I'm gonna put everybody on hold here, but I
do I do have a favorite, but I'm gonna tell
you there are two that are very very very close.
The runner up is gonna be Kelly. Kelly, You've got
the social battery pin and I liked it best until
fart Blossom came on. Because now fart Blossom is the winner.
(06:40):
So Kelly, I'm gonna vemo you a consolation prize of
five dollars to invest in your social battery pin.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay, okay, sounds good. I mean not today the.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Winner the winner today, Heather, congratulations on the fart Blossom.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Good job, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Pol Yes, can you send me a couple of extra yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Good lord, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I can see Jenny leaning up on one butt cheek
in the studio and all of a sudden, it's like, oh, lavender.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
O, you's a g here. You guys would love it.
You'd be like, okay, fine whatever, No, okay,
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