Dave Tank: Hey Drive Better

This week on Dave Tank, the inventions are out of this world!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dave Tank on KDWB. You will tell me about your
fictional invention. I will then invest twenty dollars into the
best fictional invention via Venmo. Sheridan, you're up first, Sheridan.
Welcome to Dave Tank. Please tell me about your invention. Sheridan.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
All right, my invention is called carefree Kids. Late at
night and your kids won't go to sleep, need a
break during the day, and your kids screaming your head off,
care free Kids has got you covered. Just press the
button on our remote and it will jet pack parachute
your kid to one of our nannies for only nineteen
ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Wow, that was like pre written. I love it you
wrote that out. I'm impressed.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Was great.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
What's he called again, care free kids?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Care free kids?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
It's because you have no cares after you shoot them
off to the nanny.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
No kidding.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
That was good.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay, thank you, Sheridan. Please hold for twenty dollars on
Dave Tank and let's go to our next Dave Tank
enter inventor. I'm Evan. Good morning, Evan, good morning day,
and welcome to the tank.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Thank you, thank you very much, happy to be here.
So my invention is called the I Share. Let me
paint a picture for you. You're out with friends, you're out
at the bar, your phone's at like six percent, but
you're like, oh man, I got to order an uber back.
I got a text my wife let her know what's
time I'm going to be back. And a buddy of
you has like ninety percent on their phone. You get
a little corn that basically could plug into two ends

(01:28):
of an iPhone and you're able to transfer battery from
the guy with his fullsely charged phone to your phone,
maybe ten to fifteen percent, whatever amount you'd like. Takes
a few minutes. Boom, Now you got some battery and
juice on your phone.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. I'm surprised that's not already been invented.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Feel like that should be a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Hey, I share Evan, Good job on Dave Tank. Please hold,
let's meet our next inventor. Welcome to the tank, Spencer.
Good morning, Spencer. What do you got in the tank today?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
What I've got is.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
I consider something that I need every day that I
don't have, So I've made up the all in one
tool that fits in your pocket. So basically, you pull
this tool out of your pocket. You hit a button,
you got a ladder. You hit another button, you got
a saw. Hit another button, you got a players. You
hit another button, you got your rench set. You hit
another button, got chainsaw.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, now get the idea is go go gadget.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
You watch go go gadget. Now fits in your pocket.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
When when you said this, at first I thought he's
gonna talk about a leather man. No, it's not a leather.
Now there's a ladder. Brilliant, brilliant. All right, please hold
for one second. That is Spencer. Let's go to the
Dave Tank and find out what Julie has brought in.
Hello Julie, welcome to the tank. What do you got?

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Hello Dave and alien Van. All right, so this is
something for everybody. Everybody needs this man, woman child, Imagine.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
This just like on the show.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
I'm getting out of the shower. I've got my frizzy hair.
Now everybody every day have to get your hair done
before you go to work or go to school, whatever.
Imagine the keys of putting on the shower cap for
the cap and go. It takes five minutes to get
out of the shower, put your cap on, push a

(03:20):
couple of settings and you can go about your day,
get dressed, eat your breakfast, pack your stuff up, and
in five minutes take the cap off. Your hair is
not only dried, but styled with perfection the way you
want it styled and done for the day.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Brilliant.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
That's like a Jetson thing.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Question question for the for the hairstyling cap does it
include product as well?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Oh? It sure does?

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Oh for only five dollars more you can get products.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Okay. Any questions for the tank to cap and go
for No, I mean called cap and go cap and.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Goll patent pending, Yeah, pattens.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Okay, please hold it.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
These are good.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I have a hard time deciding. All right, let's go
back to the tank and the next person in the
tank with an invention is Lisa. Would Lisa, Welcome to
the tank. What do you got?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Good morning sharks.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
My name is Lisa.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
I have an invention called Hey, Drive Better and electronic
reader board that gets installed in your back window and
you have promptsut.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
A preset, but you can also customize and.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Its voice activated things like Hey, your tents too dark? Hey,
turn off your signal it's been on for the last
fifteen miles. Hey, your lights are on, I mean turn on.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Your life is raining?

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Hey, move over, you're driving too slow in the passing Like.
You can also have happy messages like have.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
A great day, et cetera.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
But I just get irritated by maybe you get behind somebody.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
There's signals onto the last you know, thy miles. You're like,
oh my god, turn off.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Your freaking signal.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, it sounds very practical. What is the name of
the invention again?

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Hey, drive better?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Hey, prompt for the back window. Oh these are all
too good. I can't make a decisions.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
We got Sheharridan with the Carefree Kids, where you like
basically the launch your kids off to a to a nanny,
the iPhone battery sharer, which is absolutely practical. Were all
in one tool, which I thought was gonna be like
a little pocket leather man. No, he's got chainsaw and
ladder in there. Hairstyling camp. I liked a lot. I'm
gonna go with Lisa because that made me laugh the hardest,

(05:30):
the audible, the audible, Hey drive better, Hey, drive better, Lisa,
you are a winner on Dave Take Today who honorable
mention though to everybody else Spenser, Julie Evan, and Sheridan. Congratulations.
I'm gonna get you Venmo and I'm gonna send you
over twenty bucks, all right, awesome work on that invention.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, work on that.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Take it to market. It could go somewhere.