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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A week or so ago, or maybe earlier this week,
we said what do we talk about too much on
the show? And some of it was like, oh, Dave
talks but too much about people not picking up dog poop,
or Bailey talks too much about Disney, or Jenny talks
too much about being poor, or Vant talks too much
about Alyssa.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What do we talk about too much on the show.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
But one of the things that came up you guys,
was I love no phone screen your Friday, but people
screw it up. How do they screw it up? Well,
we give rules at the beginning that say no shout out,
so you can't give a shout out. Hey, I want
to give a shout out to my wife. She's turning
thirty four years old today. We love doing shout outs,
but not during no Phone screen your Friday. You can't
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shout out your kids musical or you're theater production this weekend.
But we got a new rule, and I hate to
bring this up. Can I bring it up?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yes, go ahead and do it. I hate this.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Know.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
The rule is you got to be at least sixteen
to be on no Phone screen your Friday. Now, it's
very cute when put somebody puts a little Samantha on
the phone, and little Samantha's.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Like hi, and we're like Hi, who's this Summana? Hi Samantha?
How are you God?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
And we're nice because we we love kids and we're
not gonna hurt little Samantha's feelings. But people want at
least sixteen year olds to be on the show. Does
that make sense?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
That makes sense to me. Is there any kind of punishment?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yes? There is.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Makes the rule if you break the rule, if you
give a shout out, plug your business, your Instagram, or
have your little Samantha call, we will hear this sound instantly.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
And you're a click because on them.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, so that's the way it works. But other than that,
we love no phone screening Friday. It's a lot of fun.
So let's dive in and see what we got. No
phone screen you Friday six five one nine eight nine
kd wub Jenny. You're gonna answer the phone calls there
because it's just with the delay.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Bloody blah blah blah blah blah. So I'm not sure
we got phones ringing yet.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Phone ring so I will pick it up.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Let's go here we go.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Hello, you're on no phone screener Friday.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
What's your name, Jake?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
What's going on? Guys?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Not much? What's going on? Jake?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Well, this is totally random, but this is a question
I have. Uh, does do any of you or anybody listening,
I guess have a go bag.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Like ready, like what circumstances?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah? For what circumstances? Jake?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Well, okay, so most people think of go bigs or
like a bug out big for like that's associated with
like preppers are the crazy people that are and and
and to an extent I think it is. I'm not
a prepper one of those people. But I jokingly said
to my wife because after work today I got to
run to her parents' place I lived. They live an
hour and a half away, and I was like, man, I
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should just get a go bag ready just so I
can for those moments I could just grab that and
go and with life circumstances right now with us, like
her dad's sick and so anything could happen anytime. She said, no, really,
we both probably should have a go bag ready with
just overnight essential you know, like how your toilet trees
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ready to get home.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, all right, I'm gonna stop you just just for
just for time's sake, because we want to get to
other callers here. I do not have a go bag.
I don't think it's a bad idea. But you know,
if there were a nuclear apocalypse or the zombies really did,
they were coming. They're coming from Shaska. They're coming up
the road. They're coming up forty one from Shaska. I
got to get a go bag. I don't think it's
a bad idea. Does anybody else have a go bag?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
No? But I get what he's saying.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
There's like, guys need a I think guys need a
bag for just in case they get in you know,
they go out the vibes are good, and they go
home with somebody have a little situation.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You gotta have some clothes in your trunk. You got
to have a lotion a just in case those things happen.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
All right, Thank you, Jake, appreciate it. Next caller, Jenny,
grab the funny.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
You're iing no phone screener, Fady, what's your Name's up? So?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I just want to ask the questions.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
What happened to real cartoons like WILLI wood Pecker, Tom
and Jerry uh the Footstone?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
What what happened to the real cartoon?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Why don't they show him anymore?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I think because each generation has their own generational cartoons,
like like you and I.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Probably not.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You and I areround the same age, Wanita, but we
never watched like Popeye, because Popeye was like what our
older generation watched. So then you know, when kids got older,
they disappeared because now they watch Blue Eye, they watch
Paw Patrol. They're still there, but there, they just don't
watch them anymore. I don't think I have a better
answer than that. And if you showed a kid like
all last night and my son he's downstairs watching TV
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on the big screen TV, he's watching the Captain Underpants?
What is that?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Pop?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Yeah, I didn't watch Captain Underpants, but it was definitely
my generation because they used to have the books at
the Scholastic book stage.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, Captain Underpants is legit, Wanita.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
I think, Oh my.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
God, no, bring back Woody, what Pecker, Tom and Jerry.
Speaker 9 (05:12):
I do not want to watch ninety inches of Captain Underbant?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Right, I got it, I actually got that joke. All right,
Thanks Wadia. The next phone calls.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Hello, You're had no phone? Screnna Friday what's your.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
Name, Caitlin?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (05:32):
Everyone? I'm calling because I really want to set Bailey up.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
With my friend. Oh, tell me about your friend.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
Okay, his name is Michael. He has a great job
in sales. He is super funny. Your personality reminds me
a lot of him. I think you guys would be great.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Okay, Well give him my number and tell him. I
like a big engagement ring.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Okay, let's let let me jump let me I'm gonna
jump in a little bit. How old is this fella?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
I think he's like thirty five or thirty.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Okay, right? Age?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
How when you would you say that he is a
weight to hype proportion it?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah? Why can I ask a question? Why would Caitlin
you say he's still single out thirty five, thirty six?
Speaker 8 (06:23):
I think he's super eager to settle down and sometimes
it scares people off.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Does he like Disney and uh and weird stuff like
the Renaissance Festival?
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Yes, he really likes What is it like the superhero
stuff like marvel Y?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, I have one question and this will be the
deal breaker for Bailey.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Does he like women? Because Bailey has a very good question. Guys,
who are gay? Bailey likes gay guys.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
Yeah, he absolutely likes women.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Why are you sure?
Speaker 8 (07:02):
I'm positive?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
The funny thing is Bailey with data gay guy pretending
that he's not gay because he's so delightful.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
He loves thee love you get along so well. It's like, hey,
let's let's hook up, and he's like, no, I don't
like that. I don't want to know. All right, hey,
thank you? You know what.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Put her on hold and get a phone number, and
maybe Bailey can text him who knows?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You know?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yay, you never know, you never know. Okay, put her
on hold, get a phone number. Let's keep it going.
Here on no phone screener Friday, Jenny, Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Hello, you're on no phone screener Friday. What's your name?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
My name is here you what do you want to
talk about?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
I was gonna say thank you guys for always keeping
us entertained and day since the Friday.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
It last week to asking for Amybobby do it.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
That song is catchy af and you guys know it.
You know what that that song should become an international
world hit. She should have won an American Music Award
for that one. But it just wasn't meant to be
all right.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
The American Music Award. You're ridicular.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Keep going, keep going.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Hello, you are now on no phone's gonna Friday? Turn
your radio down in the background. What's your name? Hello,
I'm miss Enya. What do you want to talk about?
So my question is for Vaughn.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
Is it true in New Jersey people don't pump their
own gas?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I need Yes, it's very true. We are the only state.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Sorry, sorry, we are the only state. I think it
was us and what Oregon or something else, but now
it's just us. We literally we pull up to the pump,
we roll our window down to say, twenty regular cash,
and we just chill out and sometimes if they're nice
to wash your windows.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It's so nice in the winter time.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
What kind of weirdo bureaucracy must New Jersey have that
they cannot get it passed on the law to have
people pump their own gas.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
That sounds really there's something weird going on politically there.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
No, I love it.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
One love for that to be a rule in Minnesota.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
I love it because, yeah, it creates creates more jobs.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You're concerned about people having jobs.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You're trying to ship like the economy.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
It creates more jobs and I don't have to get
out my car and stand there while it's freezing cold
in the middle of winter.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Point it's a good point, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Let's do a couple of more on No Phone Screener Friday.
Then we gotta wrap up, and then we get another
Charlie XCX giveaway coming up with another keyword at eight
oh five, last day for that one.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
So let's do a couple of more.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Hello, we have you got no Phone Screener Friday? What's
your name?
Speaker 8 (09:48):
My name is Julie.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Good morning, Good morning. What's up, Julie?
Speaker 8 (09:52):
So I am leading to Las Vegas in a week,
and I just kind of want to know what's your
guys' favorite place start to go? But the copino? Where
do you guys like to.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Go in Vegas?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Okay, I'll start because I go to Las Vegas maybe
a couple of times a year. Just slum it out
for an afternoon or a night and go down to
Fremont Street. Take an uber down to Fremont Street and
it's all everything was in walking distance. There's really trashy
street performers. Some are really good, some are really bad.
Michael Jackson impersonators. There's women in showgirl costumes that'll charge
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you five bucks to get a picture taken with them.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
It's trashy.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
It's like it's like the State Fair in that level
of like it's just informal.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
It's fun. So mine is downtown Fremont Street.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I've never been, but I recommend going to the Neon
Museum in Las Vegas, and it's like all of the
old Neon signs that used to be on like the strip,
they all like live in this little outdoor like museum.
So you can go and see all the Neon lights
at the Neon Museum.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
It's cool.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Get the guided tour because we did that last time
and it's definitely get worth getting the guided tour.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Jenny Anything, Yeah, I mean I was the party girl
in Vegas the three times I've been, So I would
recommend going to one of the pool parties. Either Wet
Republic at MGM is a good one. Encore at WIN
is super super fun. And if you're a female and
you have female friends, you'll get in free to all
of that stuff because they just want women there.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
If you're a female that looks like, oh where are
you staying in Fremont.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Where you're staying.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
We're staying at first night, we're staying at Excalibur on
the Strip, and then the rest of the week we
are staying at the Plaza for the super Bingo.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Oh Claus is awesome.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, definitely, And then go down to Main Street Station
for the buffet because the buffet at Main Street Station
is still There's not a lot of buffets left in Vegas,
but Main Street Station is down the road from the Plaza.
All right, last call, let's do one more on no
phone screen for Friday?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
What do we got?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Hello, you're no phone screaming or Friday? What's your name?
Speaker 8 (11:49):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (11:49):
This is Carrie and Gabriel. I just want to put
a thing out that I know Dave likes cooking, and
I made for the first time boot and Ball. They
are from Southeast Texas and you can only get booty
in down there in that little area. And I made
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it and I fried them up and it made it
with pork butt and chicken gizzard.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh a lot. I love this.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Send me an email with more about this when Ryan's
show at KDIWB dot com, because you and I could
talk about recipes. But Ginny and Bailey invont would get bored.
Maybe won't but maybe maybe not. Send me an email,
will you?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I will.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
And you guys listen to you every morning, and thank
you guys.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Thank you for listening. All right,