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April 4, 2025 9 mins

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey Of The Day To A Mayor Who Resigns After Texting Lewd Video To City Attorney ‘By Mistake.' Listen For More!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I just wanted to know how you came up with them.
Don't be of the day.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Today.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
There's a bunch of donkeys. That is why Charlemagne remember
life where we right are tongue based off cool lay,
a thing we never was saying on the breakfast club
and the words of Charlemagne, the god. He's a donkey. Charlamagne,

(00:31):
you've given donkey to day to who now? Well, bustams,
don't you to day? For Friday? April fourth goes to
Tom Ross. Tom Ross is the mayor of North Dakota City.
And before we continue, I need you to know it's Friday,
so you know what that means, right, and it's Frankie
freaky freaky Friday. The reason I'm telling you this is

(00:51):
because Tom Ross is fam and by fam I mean
a freaking ash man. Okay. I want all the beautiful
working class people out there listening to my voice, think
about what do you usually do on your lunch break? Okay?
Most folks go get something to eat, right, most folks
try to get a quick nap. In more recent years,
I've heard people say they even take the time to meditate,

(01:12):
do some breaf work. But some people like to do
something that starts with an M and half three syllables.
But it's not meditate, it's masturbate. I can see people
doing it for scratch reduction. And that's why as I've
gotten noted, I'll be shaking everybody hand. Okay, I get
pounds because folks be out here going, you know, on
call of duty, solo missions, on their lunch breaks and
coming back in the workplace like that's just mayonnaise from

(01:34):
a tuna sandwich on their thumb. And that's the story
with Tim Ross. Okay. Would you like to hear more? Yes,
let's go to kx news for the report.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Police to mine Not Mayor Tom Ross has now resigned.
This comes after an internal investigation was conducted after may
Not City attorney Stephanie Stallheim submitted a sexual harassment complaint.
KAX News obtained the full investigative report. The report states
on the morning of January fourteenth, Ross called Stalheim to
inform her that an officer with ma Not Police had died.

(02:06):
Eleven minutes after that phone called, the report states that
she received a text message from Ross with a video
attached to it. Ross then called Stalheim asking her not
to watch the video and simply delete it, saying it
was intended for Ross's girlfriend. The report says she was
under distress after hearing of the officer's passing, then being
told by the mayor to delete a message. Just eleven

(02:28):
minutes later, she was being consoled by other colleagues and
Stallheim then tried to delete the video but accidentally hit play.
There was a sexually explicit video of Ross. Ross has
since resigned as mayor just after three o'clock this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Now tell him put out a statement and he said,
I do take responsibility for this mistake. As if anyone
else could take responsibility, and if it was anyone else's fault,
it's your penis, your hand. Nobody was buffing your browser,
but you okay, you open that self care app yourself.
You swiped right solo. Who else could take responsibility? Tom?
What else I found funny was when he said I
tried to immediately correct it and was unable. What does

(03:05):
that even mean? You can't inujerk yourself? Do you mean
you tried to unsend the picture but the person you
sent it to didn't have an iPhone? Is that what
that was?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Damn?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
What do you mean you tried to correct it but
was unable. You were engaging and gentlemanly jousting. Okay, by
the way, nothing wrong with that, but it's a time
and a place for everything, and on your lunch break
isn't the place nor the time. And what makes this
story extra funny is he sent it to Stephanie Stallhim,
who's the city attorney. You just heard the news report
and she told investigators she had just spoken to Ross

(03:35):
about the police officer's passing, okay, just minutes before she
received a video of the mayor doing the five finger shuffle.
She told the mayor that a police officer had just transitioned,
had just passed away, and he responded by sending a
video of him making the bald man cry yogurt. Can
you imagine, Okay, I told you about an officer passing away,

(03:58):
and you send me a video of you making tartar
sauce rainbows. I prayed, Tom, didn't you hang up with
her and tell her I'm going to send you something
to lift your spirits or send you something to put
things in perspective. You searching for a Maya Angelou video
and end up sending the video of you hulk smashing
your slung today's my Angelw's birthday. I was wondering why
you brought her into this. She was on my spirit.

(04:20):
I think it's her birthday record. Yes, Okay, Now for
the record, Tom didn't mean to blow the horn and
send the video of him making pearl jam to Stephanie.
You heard the news report. He meant to send something
secure to his girlfriend, but mistakes happened and he sent
the video of him making some beak beef stroking off
to the wrong person. Okay, Stephanie fid and official harassment
complaint as she should have. She asked for a formal

(04:41):
apology from the mayor, which she got, and she requested
that he consider resigning, which he did. Listen, man, this
is why I just believe some things just have to
be done the old fashioned way, and things that you
do in your bedroom, in the privacy of your own
residents should stay there. Everything isn't for digital consumption. Everything isn't,

(05:03):
you know, to share on smartphones. Do we even call
private parts private anymore? We should get back to that.
Do we have to record and share every single damn
thing nowadays, especially intimate moments like that. I don't know
who needed to hear this today. But your phone is
not a safe space, never has been, never will be,

(05:24):
especially if you got social media. A safe space, last
time I checked, was a place where you can be
yourself without fear of judgment or punishment. Can't find that
place on your phone. A safe space is a place
where you can be alone, you know, if you want,
not when you seeking comfort and validation from social media.
A safe space is populated with things that can make

(05:48):
you happy and satisfied. You not finding none of that
on your phone. So why would you share some of
your most intimate moments with this device? Please give Maritime
Ross of North Dakota the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Oh no, you are the dog.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Of the day, the dog.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
All the day. Ye you're hitting, you're hitting folders. Not
a safe space, I don't think so. I don't know
why we're so comfortable with our with our smartphones. I
really don't eat it. I don't like that. The calculator.
That's really not a calculator.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I don't know what you don't know? Is that fair?
Oh God?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Is what fair?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Is?

Speaker 3 (06:43):
What I'm playing with? My one eyed snake right, little
pocket pinball, and I send it to my wife. Yeah,
and instead of typing Gea, I type Charla by accident,
and you get it. Now I get fired. I didn't
mean to send it to you. It wasn't my intention
to send it to you. I made a mistake. And

(07:05):
because you get it, you're gonna go to human resources.
And now I gotta resign because you see me playing
with my one eye snake by accident?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Is this you putting this on a public record for
a reason? What's going on here?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
I don't know if that's It's not like he did
it on purpose. It's not like I said, I'm gonna
send charlomade on my one eye Willie. You know he didn't.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
You got my instrumental in that man got my song.
You know what I want to hear right now? You
know what I want. It's not you know what I want?
Is that really?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Really? He didn't do it on purpose?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
So the man loses his He could be he could
have been a great mayor. He wanted to send something
sexy to his girlfriend. I'm sure you said something sexy
to your boyfriend right period. Now let's say you said
it to Charlemagne by accident.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh what turn it up?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
We're go off and all that. Now Charlamage sees that,
he goes to human resources.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm going on this ride. Then you get fired. I'm
going on this ride along and I'm house.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
He didn't do it on purpose.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I'm going on one house. We need one person because
one person that.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
One Now she got a good beingful.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
You know what I mean? You know what I saw,
just wanting all jokes aside, all Joicide. I was behind
a car right and I'm looking and people just kept
getting out this car. It was a Handai odyssey, all
jose aside about it was about ten I don't know, no,
but it was about ten Mexicans or something literally, and

(08:28):
they just kept getting out. Like y'all thought this only
happened in the movie.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I thought, this's only a happened to ha Be Souse.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
But all joll Joicide, we need to detain you for
just a little bit, you know.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
What, just at a little I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I don't understand anything that you say anymore. He was
sixty nine, guys, MA say, he don't want nobody to
have no consequences.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
He made a mistake, sure, can't make mistakes.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
You got and you know what he decided to do
when he made his mistake, He decided to resign.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
She asked him to. She was like, you should resign.
An apology and you should resign.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
He felt like that was the right thing.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
And you know something else, you keep talking like, don't
tell him nothing? All right, Corey Booker, like relaxed, you
actually up right today?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Keeping I just want to say, he actually said, the
decision I made falls in line with all my work
on behalf of the city of me note or whatever
it's called. I put my heart and soul into this community.
So he just he decided that was the honorable thing
to do.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
I respect Hi, Yeah, because he putting that heart and
so on into other places. John O'Briant, when we come back,
don't move. It's the Breakfast slogo Morning the Breakfast Club.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
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